WEBVTT - Ep129: Black(Wo)men Don’t Cheat Either feat. Bridget Kelly 0:00:02.560 --> 0:00:06.800 Come on, icebreakers. Come on, love an icebreaker? You ready? 0:00:07.760 --> 0:00:11.680 Mandy used to go, these are called icebreakers. Don't do 0:00:11.720 --> 0:00:13.960 that to make it sound really cute and sweet. They are. 0:00:14.640 --> 0:00:17.920 Did I used to explain what icebreakers was? Yes, basically 0:00:17.960 --> 0:00:21.600 icebreakers are. We're just getting to know. I did with 0:00:21.640 --> 0:00:28.639 the I have the white octane going on? Okay, white 0:00:29.200 --> 0:00:33.760 octlane levels of it? What is it? I am about 0:00:33.840 --> 0:00:37.800 to dry it will be octave, but it's really a 0:00:37.880 --> 0:00:46.120 kid was close though anyway, anyway, you got octane, well 0:00:46.159 --> 0:00:50.680 it was closed oct Can we look up what octane is? Though? 0:00:50.760 --> 0:00:52.559 For really it's because I want to know what octane 0:00:52.560 --> 0:00:54.280 actually is. I'm about now. I'm about to do this 0:00:54.320 --> 0:00:57.720 because I don't know words. Stress in the building. Yes, 0:00:57.800 --> 0:01:05.800 I'm for sure client chemical anyway, though, Welcome the horrible 0:01:05.840 --> 0:01:08.640 decisions because this is not the spelling. Be Can I 0:01:08.680 --> 0:01:10.240 tell you all the next time he and Manny an 0:01:10.400 --> 0:01:11.720 argument and be like, First of all, Pitch, you need 0:01:11.760 --> 0:01:14.800 to lower that octave, take your take your octame levels 0:01:14.840 --> 0:01:21.960 down to ota. Y'all. Welcome to horrible decisions. I don't 0:01:21.959 --> 0:01:23.760 know what day you're listening to us, but it's one 0:01:23.800 --> 0:01:27.080 day of the week. Um, I have a good day. Um, 0:01:27.280 --> 0:01:29.440 this is your girl, man, this is your girl. Mandy 0:01:29.480 --> 0:01:32.199 b a k A Peg the Stallion, the one and only, 0:01:32.440 --> 0:01:37.319 and I'm sitting across from I'm wheezy, not a Stallion taker. 0:01:38.440 --> 0:01:41.400 I am a casual. Yall don't heard the third um 0:01:41.560 --> 0:01:46.760 voice on the mic? Apparently apparently apparently she's a fucking 0:01:46.800 --> 0:01:49.600 English teacher. I didn't know. I didn't know we had 0:01:49.600 --> 0:01:52.560 an English teacher on today. You're welcome the first The 0:01:52.600 --> 0:01:55.080 first one was always free. That's how we feel, that's 0:01:55.080 --> 0:01:57.320 how we feel. Got to introduce yourself. Star listens, it's 0:01:57.360 --> 0:02:03.560 been a long time, you mean, listened a while. It's yeah, 0:02:03.560 --> 0:02:05.920 it's pretty Kelly. What's up, guys. I'm so I'm really happy. 0:02:05.920 --> 0:02:07.520 I'm really happy that I ran. I ran into Mandy 0:02:07.520 --> 0:02:08.600 the other night. I was like, all right, I need 0:02:08.639 --> 0:02:10.520 to just come on because she was like and mind you, 0:02:10.560 --> 0:02:12.880 I didn't even know if she knew me because I didn't. Yeah, 0:02:12.960 --> 0:02:14.520 I mean, I've on it. I mean, I know, y'all know. 0:02:14.520 --> 0:02:17.600 It's a humblex. I just like I didn't know. We 0:02:17.600 --> 0:02:20.359 didn't know each other. We met every every day, we 0:02:20.440 --> 0:02:22.600 met every day. People. We Mandy, I feel you and 0:02:22.639 --> 0:02:25.480 I met a long time ago. We had we have 0:02:25.520 --> 0:02:27.960 a lot of I think it was Henny Palooza years 0:02:28.000 --> 0:02:33.440 and years and years ago. Yeah. Before we were around 0:02:33.480 --> 0:02:35.720 each other for about two hours showing's got a table 0:02:35.880 --> 0:02:40.360 and we were everyday people. And finally I waved at 0:02:40.360 --> 0:02:41.679 her and she waved at me, and he goes, y'all 0:02:41.720 --> 0:02:44.560 don't know each other. Yeah, because we're the we're the 0:02:44.600 --> 0:02:46.160 girls that are like, hey, I've seen you. I know 0:02:46.200 --> 0:02:49.680 who you are. Literally literally literally we're at Sham's event 0:02:49.880 --> 0:02:52.640 and I see her and we literally embraced, like bitch, 0:02:52.639 --> 0:02:54.919 we didn't know, you know. She was like, hey girl. 0:02:54.919 --> 0:02:58.200 I was like, what's not ye, I ain't gonna say nothing, 0:02:58.200 --> 0:03:00.200 but I ain't been on horrible decisions and I don't 0:03:00.200 --> 0:03:03.600 know what I was feeling away, you know what, you 0:03:03.680 --> 0:03:05.240 know what you're coming on. I did have to tell. 0:03:05.280 --> 0:03:07.400 I was like I was like Joe. Joe recently just 0:03:07.520 --> 0:03:09.440 like roasted me because I went on flagrant too, and 0:03:09.440 --> 0:03:12.600 he felt away. And I was like, because because he's 0:03:12.639 --> 0:03:16.120 petty and he doesn't he believes all the loudspeakers peasants. 0:03:16.120 --> 0:03:17.679 He calls me a peasant all the time. Yeah, he 0:03:17.720 --> 0:03:21.119 thought it was We had like the mecca of podcast three. 0:03:21.480 --> 0:03:25.840 You know, but I remember that that great dialogue between 0:03:25.880 --> 0:03:31.600 him and Cristal though, but I'm sorry. Yea, they absolutely did. 0:03:31.919 --> 0:03:34.240 But Joe was Joe was Joe, and he just he 0:03:34.320 --> 0:03:36.120 wants to be first. He wants to be, you know, 0:03:36.240 --> 0:03:41.000 the first team, or hate him. They've paved the way 0:03:41.000 --> 0:03:43.480 for they did no, no, no no, listen, I'll be on 0:03:43.560 --> 0:03:45.240 I'll be on their next month. I feel like that's 0:03:45.240 --> 0:03:47.040 what that's what week, that's what we establish. She's like, 0:03:47.200 --> 0:03:48.960 you already did that, so I'm gonna just wait for 0:03:49.240 --> 0:03:51.040 you on their TV show. I don't know how that 0:03:51.120 --> 0:03:52.520 like set up with Yeah, I don't know how that says. 0:03:52.520 --> 0:03:56.120 I don't know. They don't need the guests. No, I 0:03:56.120 --> 0:03:57.600 mean they don't. They don't really need it. My my 0:03:57.680 --> 0:03:59.560 guest appearance was by accident, and then they brought me 0:03:59.640 --> 0:04:01.280 back to say in time because it was it was 0:04:02.160 --> 0:04:04.040 I never want to say. I know that's a little 0:04:04.120 --> 0:04:06.920 humble flex as well. You've been the only goddamn woman 0:04:07.240 --> 0:04:09.800 on Joe Budden as well, and I came, I came 0:04:09.920 --> 0:04:12.720 with Joe about that. I said, okay, we know you 0:04:12.800 --> 0:04:16.360 fired Marissa whatever. But since Mall has been on there. 0:04:16.560 --> 0:04:18.839 You've had one female guest and you only allow goddamn 0:04:18.839 --> 0:04:21.360 Bridget on there? Hello, what the fund is up? Like 0:04:22.000 --> 0:04:24.160 Bridget the only the only one who could share the counsel. 0:04:24.480 --> 0:04:26.680 I was surprised that the fan response was even what 0:04:26.720 --> 0:04:29.240 it was. I was not expecting the fans, fans, really 0:04:29.279 --> 0:04:34.080 the everybody, They're like, cancel them YouTube live with him 0:04:34.120 --> 0:04:36.359 because we were just testing things out because you know, 0:04:36.440 --> 0:04:38.560 he's a creative, so he's like, all this free content 0:04:38.600 --> 0:04:41.479 we give Instagram, I want to own it and capitalize something. 0:04:41.720 --> 0:04:45.480 We were testing out YouTube and yeah, his fans. Surprisingly, 0:04:45.560 --> 0:04:48.640 I was like, oh my god, like they're crazy. What 0:04:48.720 --> 0:04:51.120 are they called? I don't know, but they're not They're 0:04:51.160 --> 0:04:53.719 not the high What is Joe's fans called? Because we 0:04:53.760 --> 0:05:00.320 know the act friends of the show, the show week, Sorry, 0:05:00.400 --> 0:05:06.400 Joe's friends of the show, Happy days. You want to 0:05:06.400 --> 0:05:09.279 confirm real quick, let's ask let's ask friends of the show. 0:05:09.400 --> 0:05:12.480 Let's figure this out. Who are you calling? My show? 0:05:12.520 --> 0:05:20.960 Bestie is very onsve is right? Exclusive content footage we're 0:05:20.960 --> 0:05:23.880 given only blowery up to go out. Like, I'm like, 0:05:23.960 --> 0:05:28.320 let's go. I just talked to him earlier today. He 0:05:28.320 --> 0:05:35.040 should be answering. I guess, I guess, I guess we're 0:05:35.040 --> 0:05:40.480 not friends of the show. I guess. You know what, 0:05:41.120 --> 0:05:43.200 let me leave a voice memo. You know I have 0:05:43.279 --> 0:05:46.599 been rooting for you as the Caucasian on the show 0:05:46.880 --> 0:05:49.400 always and forever, and you know what you chose not 0:05:49.480 --> 0:05:52.800 to answer. We're recording with Bridget, Kelly and Mandy and 0:05:52.839 --> 0:05:55.640 we just wanted to simply ask about your listenership. But 0:05:55.760 --> 0:05:58.080 I see that you're too fucking busy with your goddamn 0:05:58.160 --> 0:06:00.360 dog or whatever you're doing now, or be you're a 0:06:00.480 --> 0:06:05.480 fucking solo house since the Naked this guy's membership, well 0:06:05.480 --> 0:06:08.760 not a nigga, but well, we'll go ahead and get 0:06:08.760 --> 0:06:10.560 into the icebreaker, and I'm not gonna explain what that is. 0:06:10.560 --> 0:06:11.960 So bit we happen, right, this is the first one 0:06:11.960 --> 0:06:16.240 since company IK icebreakers are actually I don't do this, 0:06:16.279 --> 0:06:18.440 don't do this. So we're gonna play a nice lovely 0:06:18.440 --> 0:06:21.600 game of would you rather, all right, well, break the ice, 0:06:21.640 --> 0:06:25.000 smash the ice? Would you rather walking on your parents 0:06:25.000 --> 0:06:27.760 having sex or text the video of you masturbating to 0:06:27.800 --> 0:06:31.240 your parents. Walking on my parents having sex? Yeah, I 0:06:31.240 --> 0:06:33.840 think I mean on my parents having sex when I 0:06:33.880 --> 0:06:37.640 was wiped your pussy though when you were a baby. 0:06:37.800 --> 0:06:40.400 They not the way I'm wiping in a masturbating video. 0:06:40.600 --> 0:06:44.120 So that's not even at all. That's not masturbation vide. 0:06:44.279 --> 0:06:46.839 You what do you say in your master Do you 0:06:46.880 --> 0:06:50.640 have a sex voice? Yeah? Not that that give be 0:06:50.680 --> 0:06:57.479 it that there's there's only so there's literally only one 0:06:57.520 --> 0:07:00.360 thing that I say when I'm in my masturbation video. 0:07:00.400 --> 0:07:03.680 So you know I say it. I say, look what 0:07:03.760 --> 0:07:06.000 you did, just because I can send it to about 0:07:06.040 --> 0:07:09.520 ten niggas and they don't know. It's not the way. 0:07:09.800 --> 0:07:13.600 So look what you did and they think they did that. 0:07:13.600 --> 0:07:16.360 That's the member in a throuffle. You send it to 0:07:16.440 --> 0:07:18.680 multiple so I don't look what y'all did. Oh yeah, 0:07:18.680 --> 0:07:22.320 you can't say that. Look look what y'all got me 0:07:22.320 --> 0:07:26.840 over here? Now I like to say the person's name. 0:07:27.160 --> 0:07:30.520 I see that's personalized. That that's two personally, and then 0:07:30.960 --> 0:07:37.520 things remembered, engravemente. See what happens that I've done the personalization. 0:07:39.600 --> 0:07:46.200 I've personalization of masturbating videos. Um, and it sucks me 0:07:46.280 --> 0:07:47.760 up because I keep it in my phone. So now 0:07:47.800 --> 0:07:49.920 I know to delete it right after because literally want 0:07:49.920 --> 0:07:51.520 I go to send it to somebody else. I'd be like, damn, 0:07:51.560 --> 0:07:53.440 which video did I say this nickname? And I have 0:07:53.520 --> 0:07:56.239 to watch all of them before? Oh, answer that phone? 0:07:56.280 --> 0:07:59.280 Here we go, Yeah, the boys phone. I know you 0:07:59.280 --> 0:08:01.440 want to look at his white asked, but we need 0:08:01.480 --> 0:08:05.120 to hear his audio is connecting. Maybe loud speaker, wife, 0:08:05.160 --> 0:08:11.240 I ain't really turn it off. Okay, I got I 0:08:11.360 --> 0:08:13.800 do that all the time, and I'm mad at maybe 0:08:13.880 --> 0:08:17.440 maybe it's is. Oh, it might be his what's going through? 0:08:17.480 --> 0:08:24.240 T s A what a flex? I hate? So keep 0:08:24.280 --> 0:08:27.600 going the Okay, Um, the next question we're gonna ask 0:08:27.800 --> 0:08:30.600 is do you would you rather have early morning sex 0:08:30.720 --> 0:08:35.199 or late night sex? Damn night? See? That depends because 0:08:35.200 --> 0:08:38.319 when I'm when i'm lit, I don't know. I'm not always. 0:08:38.360 --> 0:08:40.320 I don't always feel like I think I'm a better 0:08:40.360 --> 0:08:43.560 lit sucker, you're a better lit suckers. I don't know. 0:08:43.760 --> 0:08:47.160 I just feel like backing out. So I like to 0:08:47.240 --> 0:08:49.800 remember the same. So I have sober sex with twenty 0:08:49.800 --> 0:08:51.760 four's but that we'll see. That's my thought. If i'm 0:08:51.800 --> 0:08:53.720 if I'm I'm smacked in the middle of the night, 0:08:53.760 --> 0:08:56.640 I don't really want to remember that I got late 0:08:56.720 --> 0:08:58.600 night sex. I guess doesn't mean that you're smacked. But 0:08:58.679 --> 0:09:01.600 we're just sitting here, so prenady bitches in here like 0:09:04.120 --> 0:09:06.240 it's late night. I usually be smack, but um no, 0:09:06.559 --> 0:09:09.000 I I like to give head in the morning. I 0:09:09.000 --> 0:09:10.719 would if I'm gonna if I'm gonna have sex, I'd 0:09:10.800 --> 0:09:14.280 rather be That's my least favorite time to give head, 0:09:14.440 --> 0:09:16.440 really in the morning. Because they were tasting my own 0:09:16.480 --> 0:09:20.319 goddamn nasty ast yu mouthfast. I absolutely go and brush 0:09:20.320 --> 0:09:22.040 my teeth. Oh no, I don't. Dick is right there 0:09:22.040 --> 0:09:29.320 and it's I don't god t s a like I can't. 0:09:29.400 --> 0:09:32.280 What do you not have? Clear? So anyway, um, we 0:09:33.760 --> 0:09:38.120 thank you very much. Yes, hey, are you welcome? You 0:09:38.120 --> 0:09:41.920 are live on the Horrible Decisions podcast. Wheezy and we 0:09:41.920 --> 0:09:44.160 were talking about y'all and we just wanted to know 0:09:44.760 --> 0:09:47.400 what do you guys call your listeners because I thought 0:09:47.440 --> 0:09:49.080 they were friends of the show, but like, what do 0:09:49.080 --> 0:09:57.000 you call them? Dast friends the show? We don't have 0:09:57.000 --> 0:09:59.240 a hive, They don't have a high. Don't say for 0:09:59.320 --> 0:10:01.360 sure have a high, but they just want to make 0:10:01.600 --> 0:10:03.040 for you. We can come up with something by the 0:10:03.120 --> 0:10:06.880 end of the show. Since no name the fan club later, 0:10:06.880 --> 0:10:11.480 I like that. That wasn't mine. That was all right, 0:10:13.720 --> 0:10:21.120 the hor hive creative. We weren't creating off the tongue 0:10:23.320 --> 0:10:27.439 they do. Somebody wanted to call them the Horribles. Oh, 0:10:27.520 --> 0:10:30.520 I like the Horribles. I've been to the live show. 0:10:30.520 --> 0:10:34.439 I know. Okay, that wasn't the shade. That was all right, Rory. Anyway, 0:10:34.559 --> 0:10:36.240 we'll come up with something. We'll come up with sevething, 0:10:36.240 --> 0:10:39.520 and we'll shoot you some ideas, yeah, Rory, real quick, 0:10:39.880 --> 0:10:46.800 late night sex or early morning sex, late night okay, okay, okay, 0:10:47.440 --> 0:10:53.560 I'm morning. Excuse that. Well, he has a dog now, 0:10:53.600 --> 0:10:56.079 so he has to get the dogs. You got a 0:10:56.160 --> 0:10:58.160 dog now, so you gotta get up and walk the 0:10:58.280 --> 0:11:01.160 dog like you got priorities now, all talked to you later, right, 0:11:02.520 --> 0:11:05.880 I am dead. That's exactly what that is. That's exactly 0:11:05.880 --> 0:11:07.720 what I have to give head in the morning. I'm 0:11:07.720 --> 0:11:10.559 about to give head in the morning because I wake 0:11:10.640 --> 0:11:17.200 up congested sometimes and absolutely clears then gets the flame out. 0:11:17.240 --> 0:11:19.800 It's fantastic. I mean, my breath is pretty bad because 0:11:19.840 --> 0:11:23.000 I eat before Jesus. I'll put a snack because I 0:11:23.000 --> 0:11:24.719 get high, so I like put a snap and then 0:11:24.720 --> 0:11:27.120 passed out. So my problem is my mouth be dry. 0:11:27.400 --> 0:11:29.439 So it's like, damn, Now I got a gag on 0:11:29.520 --> 0:11:31.280 the dick. I just woke up, like, now I gotta 0:11:31.320 --> 0:11:33.520 do extra to get it. You know what you should do? 0:11:33.600 --> 0:11:35.600 And it might be too nasty for the morning. What's 0:11:35.640 --> 0:11:38.720 too nasty for the morning? Sist? But isn't he Instantly 0:11:39.480 --> 0:11:41.760 I found that because I was smoking so much weed, 0:11:41.800 --> 0:11:44.200 I had dry mouth. And so instead of like figuring 0:11:44.200 --> 0:11:46.760 out a way to make it, like you know, I 0:11:46.760 --> 0:11:48.880 didn't know what to say. So I he was standing up, 0:11:48.880 --> 0:11:51.040 I was on the couch, and I opened my mouth 0:11:51.080 --> 0:11:53.480 and said, can you spit in it for me? So 0:11:54.080 --> 0:11:56.600 I just did. Then I talked about it on on 0:11:56.679 --> 0:12:00.600 Instagram Live. We like I was giving head because y'all 0:12:00.600 --> 0:12:03.240 know I give him for like twenty minutes. And so 0:12:03.679 --> 0:12:07.280 he literally spit down onto the shaft of his dick 0:12:07.440 --> 0:12:14.840 while I was going back and forest that did kin 0:12:14.920 --> 0:12:18.360 of what? So yeah, he went down. He just needs 0:12:18.360 --> 0:12:20.040 you to know that. Weey just threw the water bottle 0:12:20.080 --> 0:12:26.720 into the table to demonstrate she had drop heavy. Like 0:12:26.840 --> 0:12:29.599 if you spit down like this and the dick is 0:12:29.679 --> 0:12:32.040 right there, yet the chances of it going when I 0:12:32.120 --> 0:12:33.880 think that heavy dick. I love when it's like a 0:12:33.960 --> 0:12:36.480 nice I love it. I love when it's heavy. But yeah, 0:12:36.520 --> 0:12:38.040 he did that, and I was like, oh that's cute. 0:12:38.600 --> 0:12:42.160 Um um, would you rather not have sex for a 0:12:42.160 --> 0:12:45.760 whole year or not masturbate for a whole year? Whoa, 0:12:46.360 --> 0:12:49.040 I know there's a tough ones. Wow that's deep. But 0:12:49.080 --> 0:12:54.079 I'd rather not have sex or not masturbate. Um m m, 0:12:54.080 --> 0:12:58.720 I know mine, I'd rather not have sex to masturbate 0:12:58.760 --> 0:13:02.280 every single time every I have the Womanizer and literally 0:13:02.600 --> 0:13:04.240 I was just using it the other day and I 0:13:04.280 --> 0:13:06.400 had a whole conversation with myself in my house, Like 0:13:06.440 --> 0:13:11.200 I really felt weird because I had this conversation like niggas, bro, 0:13:11.280 --> 0:13:13.800 do you just see how you made yourself come bit like? 0:13:13.840 --> 0:13:17.600 And I was like you while I was coming, and 0:13:17.600 --> 0:13:18.760 I was like, oh, bitch, I need to throw this 0:13:18.800 --> 0:13:27.040 toy away. No, because I literally girls branded while I 0:13:27.080 --> 0:13:29.120 was coming. I was like, oh no, this is the devil. 0:13:30.040 --> 0:13:37.280 You gotta stop. Look at this. What bro, there's wit. 0:13:37.360 --> 0:13:39.160 There's a lot of there's a lot of great text 0:13:39.160 --> 0:13:42.679 messages right now. Thirty one July one July, second July, 0:13:42.800 --> 0:13:46.480 fourth July, hey July nineteen Saturday and today, and you 0:13:46.520 --> 0:13:48.839 know what, those are the days that I post a 0:13:48.880 --> 0:13:52.000 sexy of course when the titties come out. Good afternoon 0:13:52.000 --> 0:13:53.800 happens with Oh he must see you in the studio today? 0:13:53.920 --> 0:13:57.040 Is he around? Oh? I'm just playing. I'm just laying posted. 0:13:57.240 --> 0:13:59.679 So we're gon we are going to now. It's the 0:13:59.800 --> 0:14:02.080 very asked question, and this is one that I'm hoping 0:14:02.160 --> 0:14:05.640 retires with you vertic Kelly. This has been our most 0:14:05.679 --> 0:14:07.920 asked question during our icebreakers, and I would like to 0:14:07.960 --> 0:14:13.360 know would you rather eat ass or licktoes? I didn't 0:14:13.360 --> 0:14:17.560 did both nassalo I could even be applied, Um you can. 0:14:18.040 --> 0:14:22.040 What do you prefer? I would rather? I mean, I 0:14:22.160 --> 0:14:27.320 like my toes, but I've seen guys with bad like 0:14:27.800 --> 0:14:32.880 nasty black just like the toil the toenail, It's like 0:14:32.960 --> 0:14:35.840 it's like a different texture than the rest of the nails. 0:14:35.960 --> 0:14:38.080 I'm gonna go with eat asks, to be honest, even 0:14:38.440 --> 0:14:40.600 though sometimes that don't be tasting like pennies. I just 0:14:40.640 --> 0:14:43.200 feel like it's just a better option than does kind 0:14:43.200 --> 0:14:45.840 of have a little what I don't know why, Like 0:14:45.920 --> 0:14:48.920 we just don't teach men hygiene with their feet, like 0:14:48.960 --> 0:14:50.840 I was in the nail place the other day and 0:14:51.200 --> 0:14:55.920 they do be trying mask on and then put another 0:14:56.040 --> 0:14:59.080 mask on, and I was like, wow, is it just 0:14:59.120 --> 0:15:00.640 I've always seen I've a we've seen them do with 0:15:00.680 --> 0:15:02.280 the gloves. I've seen them. They come in and they 0:15:02.320 --> 0:15:04.080 just they'll just like they'll be on the women's feet, 0:15:04.120 --> 0:15:06.120 just bare hands, and then you go they get to 0:15:06.120 --> 0:15:08.160 the man and it's like the surgical gloves come on 0:15:08.560 --> 0:15:13.240 because like I don't want to feet. Yeah, they over 0:15:13.280 --> 0:15:17.240 you see if it's it's crazy, damn disrespect because we go, 0:15:17.360 --> 0:15:21.000 Oh I go every two weeks. Oh yeah, same same 0:15:21.040 --> 0:15:23.560 And now I'm not needed no place. I was asking Mandy. 0:15:23.600 --> 0:15:25.360 I was like, I need to place. I'm about I'm 0:15:25.360 --> 0:15:30.920 about to start a foot page, are you so? First off? 0:15:31.400 --> 0:15:33.640 White toes only, and all these other little white toe 0:15:34.000 --> 0:15:36.760 pages been following me and baby posting me and the 0:15:36.880 --> 0:15:39.680 begetting like eight hundred likes send ship off my feet, 0:15:39.680 --> 0:15:43.560 And I'm like, so I'm thinking maybe I like the 0:15:44.080 --> 0:15:50.760 I'm taking toes only is a little weird. Well forever white, 0:15:50.840 --> 0:15:54.080 like I've only done all year. So this is my 0:15:54.160 --> 0:15:56.840 first time getting like lime green toes and I only 0:15:56.840 --> 0:15:59.520 got it because I'm like, oh the temperature getting I 0:15:59.560 --> 0:16:01.120 ain't gonna be able to do my knee on once 0:16:01.120 --> 0:16:04.560 you get fall. I actually just had to change. What 0:16:04.600 --> 0:16:08.720 do you mean, I'll show you cute right son? Only 0:16:08.800 --> 0:16:10.680 only one, only one for this cute right now? But 0:16:10.760 --> 0:16:13.440 this I didn't know. I'm at red and I'm lime 0:16:13.480 --> 0:16:15.720 green right now. I don't even know what mine right now? 0:16:15.840 --> 0:16:18.240 You don't know. They don't make I've been in a 0:16:18.280 --> 0:16:20.960 boot for like two months, so I mean at this point, 0:16:21.120 --> 0:16:23.880 I think it's like it's like red daring, like so 0:16:24.000 --> 0:16:26.400 I love red, but Beardy has been requesting white, so 0:16:26.440 --> 0:16:28.400 I've been leaving it. But now Old Bay season and 0:16:28.560 --> 0:16:34.120 was like no season. So we're pink cute, like I 0:16:34.160 --> 0:16:37.400 need to have a pale pink at all time. Just 0:16:37.560 --> 0:16:40.120 know I can probably sell this little clip and I'll 0:16:40.120 --> 0:16:44.680 make your money off. We got red, yes, we got green, 0:16:44.840 --> 0:16:47.680 lime green, and we got pink. Okay, now where do 0:16:47.760 --> 0:16:51.040 they send their venmos? Yeah, I'm working on that. I'm 0:16:51.080 --> 0:16:52.440 gonna set up the whole thing. I was even thinking 0:16:52.480 --> 0:16:55.240 of doing a Patreon just for my feet. Are there 0:16:55.280 --> 0:16:58.440 any um? No? But I was gonna make it as 0:16:58.520 --> 0:17:00.360 high as even thirty dollars a month for that you 0:17:00.400 --> 0:17:04.639 get to pick the couple only fans because only fans 0:17:04.640 --> 0:17:06.159 has a stigma to it, and I don't want an 0:17:06.160 --> 0:17:14.000 only fans bitch. Feet pages have a stigma. I'm creating content. 0:17:14.080 --> 0:17:18.280 I want to still be considered a content creator, not 0:17:18.400 --> 0:17:22.600 really an only fans webcam type. We need to talk 0:17:22.600 --> 0:17:25.520 about why this barrier is an issue. There is a barrier. 0:17:25.560 --> 0:17:28.000 First off, we are we have Bridget Kelly in the building. 0:17:28.040 --> 0:17:32.920 We are not going to dissect me, but just just 0:17:32.920 --> 0:17:35.320 just just know my foot page just kind of soon. 0:17:36.080 --> 0:17:38.119 So we're gonna get and actually, let's go ahead. We're 0:17:38.160 --> 0:17:41.800 gonna skip um the Vanilla ship for this week, but 0:17:41.880 --> 0:17:45.680 we are going to get right into our um kink 0:17:45.800 --> 0:17:47.840 of the week. So the kink of the week for 0:17:47.880 --> 0:17:51.919 this week. Actually I got um as I was talking 0:17:51.960 --> 0:17:55.800 about Area fifty one a couple of weeks ago. Wait wait, wait, 0:17:55.960 --> 0:17:58.800 what you're about to say some alien ship dog But 0:18:00.240 --> 0:18:05.640 this is a whole category on porn hub x videos. 0:18:06.080 --> 0:18:09.119 So I was literally talking to people about Area fifty 0:18:09.160 --> 0:18:11.920 one and how I think aliens are probably like nice. 0:18:11.960 --> 0:18:14.240 I don't know why they're being hidden from us. So 0:18:15.560 --> 0:18:18.600 I started just thinking of what sex with an alien 0:18:18.640 --> 0:18:21.640 like would be like because I had just watched Um 0:18:22.080 --> 0:18:25.400 Stranger Things three, which was really good, but that alien 0:18:25.440 --> 0:18:27.560 bit and I don't know what it was, but that's 0:18:27.600 --> 0:18:29.080 not the type of alien I would want to fund. 0:18:29.119 --> 0:18:31.800 That ship was real ugly and nasty looking. So I 0:18:31.880 --> 0:18:34.679 decided to go look to try to find an alien 0:18:34.720 --> 0:18:37.280 that would that you would potentially So that's what I 0:18:37.320 --> 0:18:40.320 wanted to ask y'all what y'all think and alien would 0:18:40.320 --> 0:18:42.800 look like? And would you have sex with the aliens? 0:18:42.840 --> 0:18:45.320 So to me, I went to really thinking about the 0:18:45.359 --> 0:18:47.440 aliens and men in black. So I was like, Okay, 0:18:47.480 --> 0:18:50.760 my alien gonna look like Boris, cool Joe, because they 0:18:50.760 --> 0:18:53.680 could they could shift flight going to look like Boris. 0:18:53.960 --> 0:18:58.840 Why they can shape look like the Giant. It's like 0:18:58.880 --> 0:19:00.760 the inside you know what I mean? Like what do 0:19:00.760 --> 0:19:02.800 you mean? Because she's saying because remember how they can 0:19:02.840 --> 0:19:05.080 put on a face, they could shape they could shape shift. 0:19:05.119 --> 0:19:08.600 But now we're talking about like what O. Well, I 0:19:08.640 --> 0:19:10.600 know the jigs will be big because they have tentacles 0:19:10.600 --> 0:19:13.280 and ship, so it would probably be the biggest dick 0:19:13.480 --> 0:19:17.639 I ever had. Maybe it's probably it's probably tiny and 0:19:17.680 --> 0:19:19.520 there's a lot of them. So if you guys are 0:19:19.680 --> 0:19:23.600 interesting bodies, like the chest, like like Whiz before he 0:19:23.640 --> 0:19:28.560 gained that weight, I still would have like it's okay, 0:19:28.600 --> 0:19:30.960 like Whiz was really skinny. Whizz actually did look like 0:19:31.000 --> 0:19:33.560 the little things from it in black. Imagine that you 0:19:33.600 --> 0:19:36.200 could do like bit just flex about sucking rich niggas 0:19:36.240 --> 0:19:43.480 like imagine if you like in the world you're talking about. 0:19:44.359 --> 0:19:46.359 I feel like I might have already alien if you 0:19:46.480 --> 0:19:50.000 look up alien porn on whatever site you choose to 0:19:50.040 --> 0:19:54.359 watch your porn, there's like so many there's like the 0:19:54.560 --> 0:19:57.680 Dead broke into Area fifty one, there is whole parodies 0:19:57.720 --> 0:20:02.480 on that already um Galaxy of Terror worm scene. This 0:20:02.520 --> 0:20:05.359 one is two blonds that are fucked by literally like 0:20:05.440 --> 0:20:09.200 tentacles and I don't know who creates it animated because 0:20:09.680 --> 0:20:12.920 this sounds very carts tentacle point where they can milk 0:20:13.000 --> 0:20:16.240 it like that was when we did our weird and 0:20:16.480 --> 0:20:18.040 they have they have like when you watch you when 0:20:18.080 --> 0:20:19.720 you like look up animals in front of mine was 0:20:19.720 --> 0:20:22.760 like yoality is a thing, but it's like they're actually 0:20:22.800 --> 0:20:28.320 have animated Paris. They're two blondes, white and they're being 0:20:28.359 --> 0:20:36.399 attacked by tentacles. In the very beginning hell it so 0:20:36.520 --> 0:20:41.680 they're being and then soon oh I guess she's being 0:20:41.720 --> 0:20:45.480 fucked by it, and yeah it's really odd, but I'm 0:20:45.520 --> 0:20:50.240 not gonna kink shame them. Oh look she's boy. Penetration 0:20:50.280 --> 0:20:56.080 will just make anything fine. Yeah, look look that's pretty 0:20:56.160 --> 0:20:59.879 much what it is. Really just changes that the whole dichotomy. 0:21:00.160 --> 0:21:03.000 I need to see something this this is, this is 0:21:03.040 --> 0:21:06.320 just crazy. Look at they have aliens fuck Asian chick, 0:21:06.440 --> 0:21:09.399 Bianca Evans, tentacle anal sex. I want to read the 0:21:09.400 --> 0:21:12.480 care from the read the comments. First off, can I 0:21:12.520 --> 0:21:14.840 just say what are the keywords? What are the keywords? 0:21:14.960 --> 0:21:17.879 I want to know what the keywords are people comments, 0:21:17.920 --> 0:21:21.280 because I'll leave comments on porn. I want to say, say, 0:21:21.320 --> 0:21:23.880 who's who's like decides what the keywords are for these things? 0:21:23.880 --> 0:21:29.040 What's the keyword? Tentacles like hardcore tentacles, you know, just 0:21:29.080 --> 0:21:31.240 in case one of the core though we don't slime it, 0:21:31.320 --> 0:21:36.439 we buck it. Just know the very first comment, weezy, 0:21:37.000 --> 0:21:39.080 does anyone know if there's a website where anyone can 0:21:39.119 --> 0:21:42.720 find the full version of these videos? That's the very 0:21:42.720 --> 0:21:44.760 first comm That's a genuine that is a that is 0:21:44.760 --> 0:21:50.960 the most genuine I've ever, I'm not. No, this is fake. 0:21:55.240 --> 0:21:58.680 Oh god, oh god, what you looking it up? Sis? 0:21:59.280 --> 0:22:01.680 Oh no, Now I'm an hole. Hold on the vascinating 0:22:01.760 --> 0:22:06.760 housewife tentacles. I want to get fun like that. Japs 0:22:06.760 --> 0:22:08.479 are weird. Oh my god, this is the next one 0:22:08.520 --> 0:22:12.200 is so good? Not my proudest fab Oh my god. 0:22:14.080 --> 0:22:15.720 You know what, though, shout out to all these people 0:22:15.720 --> 0:22:17.600 that are just showing up on these porn sides leaving 0:22:17.600 --> 0:22:19.560 comments as their true self. So I ain't gonna hold 0:22:19.600 --> 0:22:22.479 you unabash just not no shame at all, Like, just 0:22:22.520 --> 0:22:25.879 be who be, who you are, who you are, Please, 0:22:26.400 --> 0:22:28.960