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Speaker 1: It's Friday. You found our podcast. We're so glad you're here.

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Speaker 1: And today is so amazing because it's Jeffrey's song of

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Speaker 1: the week.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, oh my god, the best parody that you'll hear, well,

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Speaker 2: at least today.

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Speaker 1: All right, it's coming happen right here in this podcast.

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Speaker 3: Just when you thought you were finally desensitized to weird

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Speaker 3: TikTok food trends. Oh no, any this happens, it's brooken

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Speaker 3: Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 1: Don't make us try it. Please.

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Speaker 3: You're a big Starbucks fan, right, you'll try pretty much

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Speaker 3: any new drink that they put out.

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Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, I'll try it.

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Speaker 3: Okay, Well, this isn't Starbucks officially, but there is a

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Speaker 3: trend on TikTok right now where people are putting green

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Speaker 3: onions into their coffee.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, I saw this and it is more

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Speaker 2: intense than I like I thought. Maybe they just sprinkle, yes, no,

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Speaker 2: like spring onions like China.

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Speaker 3: Okay, supposedly this started in China, and the most common

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Speaker 3: preparation is for a latte. So you put some chopped

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Speaker 3: green onions into a glass, muddle them up, add ice milk,

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Speaker 3: and a couple shots of espresso and then you garnish

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Speaker 3: it on top with even more green onions.

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Speaker 2: Don't say you well, coffee and onion breath combined disgusting garlic.

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Speaker 3: I don't want to hear complaining. You remember the last

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Speaker 3: time when I had actually come in here with ketchup

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Speaker 3: kit cats. I will have her serving up onion coffee

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Speaker 3: so fast you do not make me do I'll make

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Speaker 3: you pay for it.

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Speaker 4: They're right, and I will.

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Speaker 1: Say it was a barista. She could do this for us.

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Speaker 3: I will say almost everybody who's tried it says it's

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Speaker 3: definitely an acquired taste.

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Speaker 1: The video I saw, the guy said this is disgusting,

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Speaker 1: and I don't know why people would do that statement.

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Speaker 3: That's what people say when they try like beer and

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Speaker 3: alcohol for the first time. But by the four hundredth cup,

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Speaker 3: you're actually starting to like it.

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Speaker 1: You don't need to force yourself to like onion coffee.

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Speaker 5: It's cool, Yes, you do.

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Speaker 3: If it's trending, you have to get into it. Some

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Speaker 3: people say they don't really understand it because onion doesn't

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Speaker 3: absorb into the latte, so at some point you're just

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Speaker 3: gonna end up with a giant mouthful of onions.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's why you should do Garlet coffee instead.

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Speaker 3: Obviously we're going to talk about that one on our

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Speaker 3: next show. But now we have to move on and

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Speaker 3: get into the shack collar question of the day and

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Speaker 3: toss it over to the man who stepped in for

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Speaker 3: me and called my mother on Mother's Day. N Jake,

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Speaker 3: thank you for your sacrifice.

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Speaker 6: In eighteen eighty five, German engineer Carl Benz was credited

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Speaker 6: with inventing the first practical automobile powered by an internal

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Speaker 6: combustion engine. Forty years later, on this very day, he

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Speaker 6: founded the Mercedes Benz car Company, one of the most

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Speaker 6: respected automakers in the entire world.

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Speaker 3: Seriously, and Germany was a great place forever, but you

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Speaker 3: know that's their legacy.

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Speaker 6: Germans can invent other things too, besides just cars. And

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Speaker 6: today you're gonna have to decide if these are really

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Speaker 6: from Deutschland or not in a special German or no

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Speaker 6: German A plenty of sventy So I'll give you the

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Speaker 6: name of a famous invention. You have to tell me

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Speaker 6: if it originally came from Germany or if it's from

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Speaker 6: somewhere else by saying your best German accent German or

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Speaker 6: no German. We'll begin with the woman who puts the

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Speaker 6: word brat in broughtwurst. You should, Alexis. Your invention is

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Speaker 6: gummy bears. These chewy colorable candies were invented by a

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Speaker 6: man named Hans Reegel German or no German?

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Speaker 1: Who I mean?

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Speaker 2: The gummy bears there do taste like hairbo there tastes

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Speaker 2: way better than it does in the US.

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Speaker 1: From Germany, I think it is. I think it.

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Speaker 5: Says you had it in Germany from like.

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Speaker 7: The gummies taste way yeah, yah, yeah, they taste.

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Speaker 1: Way better there. I think it is German.

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Speaker 4: Jake Alexis says German.

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Speaker 8: That is.

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Speaker 3: That's correct.

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Speaker 4: Hans Rego is the founder of Hairbut.

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Speaker 1: I know my gummy bears right, not your.

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Speaker 4: Accents, but gummy bears. You got that.

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Speaker 3: Let's go to brook.

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Speaker 1: Okay.

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Speaker 6: Your invention is the hot air balloon, invented by Greta Gutiser,

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Speaker 6: who thought why walk when you can float above it

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Speaker 6: all in a giant flying picnic basket.

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Speaker 4: Is that German or no German Man?

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Speaker 2: The thing about the hot air balloon is it seems

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Speaker 2: too leisurely to me to be German. You know like

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Speaker 2: I feel like German inventions. I mean, I mean, they

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Speaker 2: did do the gummy bears, so but I feel like,

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Speaker 2: for the most part, the very logical I'm gonna says

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Speaker 2: is nine Germans.

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Speaker 4: Jesus Brook says, no German.

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Speaker 8: That is.

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Speaker 1: No German.

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Speaker 4: Hot air balloons were invented by the French. And I

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Speaker 4: just made up that woman's name.

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Speaker 6: Okay, we're over to Jose now, Jose, your invention is

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Speaker 6: the Dutch oven.

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Speaker 5: It was technique.

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Speaker 6: Originally a German cooking pot. It's now a practical joke

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Speaker 6: played by partners who think gross humors, timeless and hilarious.

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Speaker 6: What is the Dutch oven German?

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Speaker 4: Or no joke?

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Speaker 9: That's what you should say first, like, hey, honey, you

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Speaker 9: want to visit Deutschland?

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Speaker 5: Now, doss German?

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Speaker 3: Why would they call it a Dutch oven if it

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Speaker 3: was German?

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Speaker 1: Could it be like a Dutch immigrant into Germany?

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Speaker 3: Or maybe they thought it was wimpy so they called

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Speaker 3: it the Dutch oven.

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Speaker 1: Dude, Those things are so heavy though. I have a

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Speaker 1: Dutch oven pot and it's like a lot.

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Speaker 3: You sink the tiny Dutch oven ways a lot.

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Speaker 7: Oh.

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Speaker 5: I just feel like maybe my brain can't wrap my

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Speaker 5: head around it. I'm gonna say it's too it needs

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Speaker 5: to stay simple. So no, I think it's from Holland

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Speaker 5: I'm gonna say not to Doss German.

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Speaker 6: Jose says, no German, that is that.

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Speaker 5: From the Netherlands.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, whatever, Jeffrey. Your invention is the Christmas tree. The

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Speaker 6: modern holiday tradition came from a man named Klaus Schnitzelheimer,

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Speaker 6: who's credited with decorating the first evergreen tree.

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Speaker 4: Is that German? Oh no German.

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Speaker 3: German celebrates nothing.

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Speaker 10: There is no Christmas tree, and Gentleman Jake, No German,

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Speaker 10: gentlemen says no German.

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Speaker 4: That is incorrect German.

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Speaker 6: I believe it originated in Germany in the sixteenth century.

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Speaker 3: Is a lie?

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Speaker 5: I like, we're like yelling. But then also they made

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Speaker 5: gummy bears and Christmas tree. They're all over the place.

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Speaker 1: Cuckoo clocks.

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Speaker 6: We're back in those over to Alexis. Your invention is bluetooth.

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Speaker 6: It was invented by a man named Fritz van Flousend

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Speaker 6: so we could go hands free on the audubon.

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Speaker 4: Is that German or no?

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Speaker 8: German?

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Speaker 11: I mean they are going fast, and I'm also thinking

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Speaker 11: like I want bluetooth headphones.

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Speaker 1: They bike a lot too. You know, I'd want to

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Speaker 1: be able to use those on my bike all the time.

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Speaker 6: I'll say, Germen, yet just a tiny bit pridian Alexis,

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Speaker 6: says German. That is no German. It was invented by

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Speaker 6: the Dutch. Because even the land of tulips and windmills,

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Speaker 6: people need wireless technology to the riding bikes.

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Speaker 2: Imagine Alexis being your tour guide in Germany.

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Speaker 6: I have one more German or non German left, Brooklyn Jose,

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Speaker 6: who wants the opportunity to play for sudden death.

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Speaker 5: All right, enough of that, wows right?

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Speaker 4: You win? I can get it wrong, then, Jose wins.

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Speaker 3: I think she's coming on to you there.

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Speaker 6: I have enough mothers to worry about. Your invention is

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Speaker 6: kindergarten invented by a man named Friedrich Freubel in eighteen

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Speaker 6: thirty seven.

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Speaker 4: Is that German?

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Speaker 11: Oh?

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Speaker 4: No German.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna say just the word itself sounds German.

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Speaker 1: Got it is German?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, says German.

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Speaker 6: That is Oh that's German. That means brook You've won

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Speaker 6: the German and no German that they should down.

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Speaker 3: That's just stupecause whatever. So since Brook one, she gets

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Speaker 3: to choose who gets shot today while they're singing every

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Speaker 3: time we touch, by Cascada, I'm.

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Speaker 2: Gonna give it to Alexis for her terrible German accents.

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Speaker 1: Good doesn't matter.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, she should have been the.

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Speaker 11: Crab from Yeah, because every time we touch, I get

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Speaker 11: this feeling, and every time we kiss, that.

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Speaker 3: Is your shot. Calla question of the.

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Speaker 8: Day, Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 3: We just learned about some late breaking, possibly disturbing food news.

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Speaker 3: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning because the condoment

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Speaker 3: company Hines just unveiled a new condiment and I honestly

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Speaker 3: don't know how my co hosts are gonna feel about this.

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Speaker 3: On their social media announcement, they said, it's quote, a

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Speaker 3: delicious combination of not one, not two, but fourteen different

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Speaker 3: sauces all mixed together into one bottle.

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Speaker 2: Is like when you go to the pot machine, when

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Speaker 2: you're carried by the machine musicles put it.

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Speaker 3: All together that but twenty times grosser. They call it

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Speaker 3: every sauce.

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Speaker 1: Every color doesn't end up well.

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Speaker 3: It's like a brownish white. You could see the photo

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Speaker 3: of it on the Brook and Jeffrey insta stories. But

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Speaker 3: It literally mixes together burger sauce, garlic sauce, aoli, smoky baconaise,

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Speaker 3: sweet chili chip sauce, mayo rocha mayo, must truffle mayo

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Speaker 3: saucy sauce, which is a ketchup in mayo combo, garlic

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Speaker 3: and caramelized onion, mayo curry ketchup, pickle ketchup, and smoky

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Speaker 3: bacon ketchup.

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Speaker 5: If we got just ketchup, h Brook, you'd.

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Speaker 3: Squirt some of that onto your homemade clam and tofu

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Speaker 3: castlerole for lunch.

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Speaker 1: I would, I would. I am the sauce queen.

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Speaker 2: Like when we go to places, especially like if it's

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Speaker 2: a wing place or something, I'm.

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Speaker 1: Like, need everything. I never want to eat.

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Speaker 7: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I love them all and I love to dip them together.

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Speaker 1: Oh so you're the reason they made this. Waiters were

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Speaker 1: tired of people like you. Yeah, just give me every sauce.

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Speaker 3: One person in the commons said, you know when they

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Speaker 3: collect all the drinks at the end of the night

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Speaker 3: in the bar and pour them into a big bucket. Yeah, anyway,

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Speaker 3: that's heinz new Every Sauce. Laser Stories is coming up

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Speaker 3: right after this. It's the radio segment that's teaching men

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Speaker 3: how to self care with new motor oil infused bath bombs. Ah,

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Speaker 3: relax and unwind with the industrial aroma. That'll give your

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Speaker 3: skin that healthy glowing sheene like you were just recovered

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Speaker 3: next to the Exxon Valdis duck Lan oil spill joke

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Speaker 3: from twenty years ago. Yeah, still funny. Laser Stories the

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Speaker 3: segment where we read weird news stories around the globe,

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Speaker 1: Oh that's quite a name.

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Speaker 3: A delivery driver for FedEx faced a bizarre situation the

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Speaker 3: I know what's in it? Because one of the porch

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Speaker 2: It's just a good entrepreneur who's like, screw the hot

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Speaker 3: And there's also a chance they were harvested as food,

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Speaker 1: But really they can't take it.

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Speaker 5: So many we came to this park to be sworn with.

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Speaker 3: Who's gonna miss one bison?

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Speaker 3: Mid crickets can cost ten cents apiece at pet stores.

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Speaker 3: When cicadas are one hundred percent free. They haven't tracked

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Speaker 5: What if it's just the mom cicada coming to get

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Speaker 3: This next Lazer story is out of Tokyo. Sure, if

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Speaker 3: of Noodles just unveiled a new fun flavor, deadly Blowfish.

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Speaker 5: No, not the Japanese pufferfish. I know all about this thing.

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Speaker 3: It's flavored with fugu, which is a type of pufferfish

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Speaker 3: that can kill you if it's not prepared corre actually.

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Speaker 5: Okay, yeah, you need a license to beat it.

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Speaker 4: Okay.

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Speaker 2: I can't read Japanese and I don't know exactly what

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Speaker 2: The puffer fish picture looks like a cute Pokemon cartoon

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Speaker 1: I would buy it for my kids.

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Speaker 3: That pufferfish is the second most poisonous vertebrate in the world,

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Speaker 1: That's gonna be a wild video.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm sure.

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Speaker 3: But the Cup of Noodle's version comes with a special

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Speaker 1: Whoever has to harvest this, it's really risking their lives.

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Speaker 3: Special you know, chefs in Japan have to train for

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Speaker 1: Okay, but it's gonna be allowed to add some water

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Speaker 3: People are wondering if Cup of Noodles are the right

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Speaker 3: He was on his deathbed when he said that. So

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Speaker 7: Yay.

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Speaker 3: The blog Eat This Not That has a list of

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Speaker 1: So the ones that taste the best is what you're

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Speaker 3: Us, wouldn't you know it? Lil Debbi is not happy

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Speaker 3: because her zebra cakes are number one.

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Speaker 5: They don't taste like anything real in life.

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Speaker 3: It does seem a little dramatic, but with thirty four

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Speaker 3: You know those jars where peanut, butter and jelly is

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Speaker 1: It's just sugar good.

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Speaker 3: Number three Ritz Bits cheese sandwich crackers.

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Speaker 1: Those are the little ones too, that just hit.

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Speaker 3: I love Number four Turtle Checks Mix. Number five Little

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Speaker 1: Oh those ones, those ones I can get down with.

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Speaker 3: Number six Nacho cheese doritos. Those are the normal ones. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Wait are we shocked? Do we think it was health

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Speaker 2: Nobody's picking up a bag being like, well this is

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Speaker 3: Number seven Max Salt and vinegar pork skins.

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Speaker 1: My dad's like soos.

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Speaker 3: right there. Number eight Hostess Old Fashioned Doughnuts used an

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Speaker 3: ten Chewy Dips chocolate chip granola bars.

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Speaker 1: Those are so good.

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Speaker 3: It has granola in it. How can it be bad?

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Speaker 3: I know you're surely wondering about hot pockets. Those came

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Speaker 3: I know this guy's most favorite unhealthy snack, crock pockets.

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Speaker 3: You'll go through a twelve pack in one hour. That

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Speaker 8: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: A woman in North Texas was having trouble finding tenants

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Speaker 3: All because of a certain type of ghost, a ghost

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Speaker 3: we can all say that we're fans of the Ghostbuster movies, right, Yeah,

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Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, you're supposed to cross the streams. Why do

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Speaker 7: Right?

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Speaker 3: But have you ever thought is all this ghost stuff

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Speaker 2: Already, with the music and the setup of the house.

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Speaker 3: At least that's what Linda used to say. That changed

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Speaker 3: Linda assumed it was her husband until her husband walked in.

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Speaker 8: And he's who were you talking to?

451
00:22:02,240 --> 00:22:03,960
Speaker 1: And it was like, oh my god.

452
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Speaker 3: Rumor has it the house used to be a bordella.

453
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Speaker 1: Which may explain why the ghosts here are how.

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Speaker 13: Do I say this sexual?

455
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Speaker 4: Yep?

456
00:22:13,840 --> 00:22:15,400
Speaker 3: Okay, no other way to put it.

457
00:22:15,600 --> 00:22:19,320
Speaker 1: Audio recordings have caught the ghosts talking dirty.

458
00:22:19,520 --> 00:22:21,760
Speaker 8: Oh baby, oh, baby, yeah.

459
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Speaker 1: I like it like that. I think it was so

460
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Speaker 1: I heard that.

461
00:22:27,920 --> 00:22:30,360
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, the ghost is gonna come in and tell

462
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Speaker 2: me I'm looking good.

463
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Speaker 1: While I'm naked. I am staying there?

464
00:22:34,640 --> 00:22:36,560
Speaker 3: Is it just me? Or did anybody else think that

465
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Speaker 3: was kind of hot the way that she said that?

466
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Speaker 1: Baby oh baby, yeah, I like it like that.

467
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Speaker 3: I hope the real ghosts used that same exact monotony voice.

468
00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:47,960
Speaker 1: And it's so sad her husband's like, I would never

469
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Speaker 1: say that.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

471
00:22:48,880 --> 00:22:51,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, but like you heard, it used to be a bordella,

472
00:22:51,800 --> 00:22:54,480
Speaker 3: which is a brothel. Yeah, and that's why there's so

473
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Speaker 3: many hot and bothered ghosts wandering around bothering people there.

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00:23:00,240 --> 00:23:01,159
Speaker 4: Ooh you hear.

475
00:23:02,160 --> 00:23:07,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, hopefully they still come Mexico.

476
00:23:07,359 --> 00:23:08,120
Speaker 5: I will Brook.

477
00:23:08,160 --> 00:23:10,720
Speaker 3: You have family in Texas, right, I do?

478
00:23:10,840 --> 00:23:11,040
Speaker 6: Yeah?

479
00:23:11,280 --> 00:23:13,280
Speaker 3: Maybe you should go to that house and reconnect with

480
00:23:13,320 --> 00:23:15,240
Speaker 3: some of your dead relatives. I think you too would

481
00:23:15,280 --> 00:23:16,240
Speaker 3: have a lot in common.

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Speaker 14: Baby oh baby, yeah, I like it, like that sounds

483
00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:21,440
Speaker 14: exactly like Brook.

484
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Speaker 1: I have to have at least one ancestor haunting that place.

485
00:23:24,520 --> 00:23:28,200
Speaker 1: I mean, honestly, I got some deep Texas roots, y'all, Brooks.

486
00:23:28,320 --> 00:23:30,920
Speaker 3: Most of Brook's family was conceived in that house. Actually,

487
00:23:31,880 --> 00:23:34,440
Speaker 3: But okay, so that's funny. But here's where it actually

488
00:23:34,440 --> 00:23:37,439
Speaker 3: gets a little bit creepy because there's also this old

489
00:23:37,800 --> 00:23:42,639
Speaker 3: nineteen foot well directly underneath the living room. We are

490
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Speaker 3: so great they built the house over the top of

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Speaker 3: it at that time, not in the eighteen forties. I'm

492
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Speaker 3: sure some people believe it's a spiritual portal to the underworld,

493
00:23:54,040 --> 00:23:56,600
Speaker 3: which would explain how all these different ghosts and spirits

494
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Speaker 3: end up in the house. So that's a photo of it.

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Speaker 3: I'm showing you. It's kind of dark because you have

496
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Speaker 3: to look down through this plexiglass window to see it.

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Speaker 1: They put plexit. Wait, you can see this in the

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Speaker 1: living room.

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00:24:07,240 --> 00:24:10,280
Speaker 2: They left it in the floor and put plexi class

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Speaker 2: over the top of it because you can see the

501
00:24:11,960 --> 00:24:13,920
Speaker 2: rock outline of the well right.

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00:24:13,960 --> 00:24:16,360
Speaker 3: And Linda says she and her husband have actually tried

503
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Speaker 3: drinking water from the well.

504
00:24:18,200 --> 00:24:22,960
Speaker 15: A great idea, fresh and tasty, except for that whole

505
00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:25,560
Speaker 15: brain aniba that's gonna eat their brain alive.

506
00:24:25,880 --> 00:24:28,760
Speaker 3: But now at this point they say they've officially given

507
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Speaker 3: up on finding new tenants to come live there, and

508
00:24:31,359 --> 00:24:33,200
Speaker 3: they only rent the house out by the hour to

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Speaker 3: people who want to come and investigate ghosts.

510
00:24:35,040 --> 00:24:37,119
Speaker 1: Oh, it's always been rented by the hour, is what

511
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Speaker 1: I understand.

512
00:24:38,520 --> 00:24:39,280
Speaker 3: For a different reason.

513
00:24:39,320 --> 00:24:40,080
Speaker 8: Why don't they.

514
00:24:39,960 --> 00:24:42,040
Speaker 5: Only rent it to hot girls and they don't keep

515
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Speaker 5: the girls happy?

516
00:24:43,160 --> 00:24:46,000
Speaker 3: Or Josean Alexis, maybe we send you guys down to

517
00:24:46,040 --> 00:24:47,399
Speaker 3: the house for a little what you're doing in the

518
00:24:47,480 --> 00:24:50,159
Speaker 3: nineteen foot well to the underworld?

519
00:24:50,760 --> 00:24:52,600
Speaker 1: Yeah like that.

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00:24:53,520 --> 00:24:54,560
Speaker 3: We have the best guys.

521
00:24:54,560 --> 00:24:55,880
Speaker 1: Don't even scare me. It's the well.

522
00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:58,320
Speaker 3: Anyway, that story, even though it's kind of funny, made

523
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Speaker 3: me think, what are considered the most haunted places in

524
00:25:01,119 --> 00:25:04,640
Speaker 3: all of North America? So I actually did some research

525
00:25:05,240 --> 00:25:09,560
Speaker 3: and my computer died mysteriously.

526
00:25:09,560 --> 00:25:12,439
Speaker 2: Or is it because our computers are literally from nineteen

527
00:25:12,480 --> 00:25:13,160
Speaker 2: to ninety six?

528
00:25:13,200 --> 00:25:15,520
Speaker 3: And it's either way. It's shut off and I went

529
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Speaker 3: home early that day before I plugged it. I did

530
00:25:20,240 --> 00:25:23,480
Speaker 3: find some interesting things plugged it. I don't know if

531
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Speaker 3: that was just a coincidence.

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Speaker 16: It was.

533
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Speaker 3: But there's this place in New York City called the

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Speaker 3: House of Death. Have you ever heard of that place?

535
00:25:30,359 --> 00:25:32,159
Speaker 1: But I'm guessing it's haunted by the name.

536
00:25:32,680 --> 00:25:35,119
Speaker 3: It's in Greenwich Village nicknamed the House of Death for

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00:25:35,160 --> 00:25:38,919
Speaker 3: all its reported hauntings, and author Mark Twain used to

538
00:25:39,040 --> 00:25:41,360
Speaker 3: live there in the early nineteen hundreds.

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00:25:41,560 --> 00:25:43,320
Speaker 1: Well, is he still haunted the place?

540
00:25:43,480 --> 00:25:46,879
Speaker 3: Well, residents have reported seeing his ghost walking the halls

541
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Speaker 3: in a white suit. And then if this song comes on,

542
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Speaker 3: Mark Twain's ghosts will do a spooky tap dance for.

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Speaker 1: I have no idea Mark could tap it.

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00:26:00,320 --> 00:26:03,240
Speaker 3: Oh my, is that Mark Twain in a white suit

545
00:26:03,320 --> 00:26:05,000
Speaker 3: doing the Cincinnati timestep?

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00:26:05,280 --> 00:26:08,199
Speaker 1: My baby, oh baby? Yeah, yeah, I like it, like

547
00:26:08,280 --> 00:26:10,600
Speaker 1: that the Buffalo Mark.

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00:26:11,320 --> 00:26:11,800
Speaker 8: That's right.

549
00:26:11,840 --> 00:26:14,200
Speaker 3: You know, if anybody's getting action in the afterlife, it's

550
00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:15,359
Speaker 3: tap dancing Mark Twain.

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00:26:15,640 --> 00:26:17,600
Speaker 1: Absolutely, I would definitely get with us.

552
00:26:18,160 --> 00:26:21,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, those are some of the most haunted places in

553
00:26:21,880 --> 00:26:24,280
Speaker 3: North America. Right now, we're into a phone tap.

554
00:26:24,480 --> 00:26:27,440
Speaker 8: Right after this frooking Jeffrey in the morning.

555
00:26:27,800 --> 00:26:31,840
Speaker 3: It's time for a pranky crank. And today we call

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00:26:31,920 --> 00:26:35,080
Speaker 3: a soccer coach for a youth girls league who apparently

557
00:26:35,160 --> 00:26:37,760
Speaker 3: has already had to deal with some very interesting and

558
00:26:37,840 --> 00:26:41,040
Speaker 3: difficult parents and it's only going to get worse when

559
00:26:41,080 --> 00:26:45,080
Speaker 3: she meets the snootiest mother on the entire team. You

560
00:26:45,119 --> 00:26:53,440
Speaker 3: want to guess who that is? Yeah, you're gonna hear

561
00:26:53,480 --> 00:26:55,960
Speaker 3: it in your phone. Tap right now, it's another.

562
00:27:00,680 --> 00:27:01,919
Speaker 1: Rego Rega.

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00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:05,960
Speaker 11: Where is my midmorning balliant, Julip I'm sarting to feel

564
00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:07,000
Speaker 11: my ceilings again.

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00:27:07,520 --> 00:27:07,879
Speaker 17: Hello?

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Speaker 1: Oh, good day, Am I speaking with coach Amadas.

567
00:27:13,680 --> 00:27:16,080
Speaker 17: This is she who I don't think.

568
00:27:15,880 --> 00:27:19,679
Speaker 11: We've ever met, but this is Catherine Whitman Beaumont. My

569
00:27:19,800 --> 00:27:21,520
Speaker 11: daughter Violet is on your soccer club.

570
00:27:23,240 --> 00:27:26,720
Speaker 17: Oh yeah, hi, yes, yes.

571
00:27:26,400 --> 00:27:29,800
Speaker 11: Well, I apologize we've never met face to face, probably

572
00:27:29,840 --> 00:27:35,640
Speaker 11: because I wouldn't dare step near the sporting fields. Okay, yes,

573
00:27:35,760 --> 00:27:37,720
Speaker 11: I prefer to stay in the air conditioning of my

574
00:27:37,800 --> 00:27:40,760
Speaker 11: car with the heated seeds turned on. I enjoy the

575
00:27:40,880 --> 00:27:43,240
Speaker 11: challenge it presents to my body.

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00:27:44,040 --> 00:27:46,159
Speaker 1: At least that's what my driver says.

577
00:27:48,600 --> 00:27:52,320
Speaker 17: I don't blame you you why.

578
00:27:52,400 --> 00:27:56,120
Speaker 1: Yes, thank you. My assistant tells me this.

579
00:27:55,960 --> 00:28:00,840
Speaker 11: Week it's our family's turn to provide snacks for the children.

580
00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:05,720
Speaker 17: Yeah. I think I think that's true.

581
00:28:05,880 --> 00:28:08,919
Speaker 11: Okay, well, I'd rather just not bring anything that the

582
00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:12,560
Speaker 11: other families have already done. So I was wondering have

583
00:28:12,680 --> 00:28:15,960
Speaker 11: any other parents brought sushi or sashimi flown in from

584
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Speaker 11: the Kanside province of Japan.

585
00:28:20,040 --> 00:28:21,480
Speaker 17: No, serious.

586
00:28:21,960 --> 00:28:22,960
Speaker 1: Yes, I'm serious.

587
00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:25,320
Speaker 11: I would be mortified if I was a second parent

588
00:28:25,400 --> 00:28:28,840
Speaker 11: to do that us Beaumont's we are originals.

589
00:28:29,960 --> 00:28:32,879
Speaker 17: Oh well, uh, I don't. I think you can keep

590
00:28:32,880 --> 00:28:34,760
Speaker 17: it pretty simple, you know.

591
00:28:34,800 --> 00:28:39,400
Speaker 1: Oh, I hear you, simple and elegant. Nothing says that

592
00:28:39,480 --> 00:28:41,200
Speaker 1: more than the black pearl caveat.

593
00:28:43,800 --> 00:28:47,120
Speaker 11: Actually, before you answer that the caviar may be out

594
00:28:47,120 --> 00:28:48,200
Speaker 11: of season, let me.

595
00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:55,160
Speaker 17: Double check, ma'am. Ma'am, that's okay, and see if we

596
00:28:55,240 --> 00:29:01,920
Speaker 17: have any unopened black pearl caveat. Excuse me, not the beluga, ma'am, ma'am,

597
00:29:02,280 --> 00:29:04,680
Speaker 17: it's okay. I can help you with that. I can

598
00:29:04,680 --> 00:29:05,520
Speaker 17: help you figure this out.

599
00:29:05,560 --> 00:29:09,240
Speaker 11: They showed you a several twelve small pearl handled spoons.

600
00:29:09,600 --> 00:29:12,000
Speaker 1: Well, actually, the Avaloni ones will work as well.

601
00:29:13,400 --> 00:29:15,360
Speaker 17: Ma'am. I really hate to break it to you, but

602
00:29:15,480 --> 00:29:18,880
Speaker 17: there's no like sushi or caviaar and nothing like that.

603
00:29:18,920 --> 00:29:21,120
Speaker 17: We don't need anything like that as a practice.

604
00:29:21,200 --> 00:29:24,400
Speaker 11: What do the children consume then, I mean, I can't

605
00:29:24,480 --> 00:29:27,560
Speaker 11: imagine they'd go for white troubles with Kobe beef.

606
00:29:32,400 --> 00:29:35,160
Speaker 17: I just think there were in different places. Most of

607
00:29:35,200 --> 00:29:37,880
Speaker 17: the kids on my team they bring things like chips

608
00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:40,560
Speaker 17: or cookies or maybe a capri Son.

609
00:29:41,040 --> 00:29:46,600
Speaker 11: Oh, Capri Yes, charming Italian island. That's where I fell

610
00:29:46,640 --> 00:29:50,360
Speaker 11: in love with my third husband, Reginald darling Man.

611
00:29:50,680 --> 00:29:52,560
Speaker 17: Yeah, I think we're talking about two different things here.

612
00:29:52,640 --> 00:29:55,800
Speaker 17: Capri Son is a drink in a pouch, silver pouch,

613
00:29:56,080 --> 00:29:57,160
Speaker 17: capri soan like.

614
00:29:57,120 --> 00:29:58,960
Speaker 11: An alcoholic spritzer.

615
00:29:59,400 --> 00:30:03,040
Speaker 17: Oh no, no, ma'am, it's a for juice.

616
00:30:03,360 --> 00:30:05,040
Speaker 1: Oh you must be mistaken.

617
00:30:05,280 --> 00:30:07,720
Speaker 17: I'm surprised you've never heard of it. It's pretty well known.

618
00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:10,160
Speaker 11: Well, I asked Violet and she told me last week

619
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Speaker 11: the girls dined on matsuki and saffron flavored bolibets.

620
00:30:14,080 --> 00:30:15,760
Speaker 17: Well, I'm sorry to tell you that it's not what

621
00:30:15,840 --> 00:30:18,840
Speaker 17: we really had. I think they had some liquorice and Cheetos.

622
00:30:19,120 --> 00:30:20,720
Speaker 11: Did you say cheetos?

623
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Speaker 1: Yes?

624
00:30:21,880 --> 00:30:23,520
Speaker 11: What on earth is that?

625
00:30:24,320 --> 00:30:27,840
Speaker 17: Okay? Now, I know you're joking because everybody knows what cheetos.

626
00:30:27,440 --> 00:30:29,800
Speaker 1: Are, cheatotes or cheatoes.

627
00:30:30,120 --> 00:30:33,960
Speaker 17: Oh my god, chittos, chitos.

628
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Speaker 7: Re go?

629
00:30:36,280 --> 00:30:38,280
Speaker 1: Have I heard if she does people?

630
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Speaker 17: It's ketos, you know, the orange frenchy cheetos.

631
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Speaker 1: Apparently the middle class children.

632
00:30:45,360 --> 00:30:47,680
Speaker 17: Are eating them now. I just don't believe you've never

633
00:30:47,760 --> 00:30:51,800
Speaker 17: heard of cheetos before, or caprice Son it's impossible. It's everywhere.

634
00:30:51,880 --> 00:30:54,600
Speaker 1: Are you calling the Beaumont family liars?

635
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Speaker 17: I don't know. Maybe you just have never been to

636
00:30:56,640 --> 00:31:00,120
Speaker 17: a kid soccer game before. They don't eat caviar.

637
00:30:59,840 --> 00:31:02,440
Speaker 1: Or my do the children do.

638
00:31:02,520 --> 00:31:07,800
Speaker 11: Brank phone calls at these sporting event games, the the

639
00:31:07,840 --> 00:31:10,520
Speaker 11: one with the radio station calls someone and makes them

640
00:31:10,560 --> 00:31:15,120
Speaker 11: believe something utterly ridiculous.

641
00:31:19,280 --> 00:31:19,960
Speaker 17: I knew it.

642
00:31:20,920 --> 00:31:23,400
Speaker 1: This is actually Bragg from Brick and Jeffrey in the morning.

643
00:31:23,400 --> 00:31:24,760
Speaker 5: We're doing a bow tap on you.

644
00:31:29,120 --> 00:31:31,400
Speaker 17: When you said you didn't know what cheetos were, I thought,

645
00:31:31,440 --> 00:31:33,760
Speaker 17: that is so crazy. It's so weird.

646
00:31:34,200 --> 00:31:36,600
Speaker 1: She too, so I was pronouncing it correctly.

647
00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:37,280
Speaker 6: Good.

648
00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:40,640
Speaker 1: Your best friend Jessica set you up.

649
00:31:40,680 --> 00:31:42,160
Speaker 2: She said that you've been dealing with a lot of

650
00:31:42,160 --> 00:31:43,800
Speaker 2: crazy families and parents this year.

651
00:31:43,920 --> 00:31:47,640
Speaker 17: Oh lord, that was so weird. That is the weirdest though,

652
00:31:47,800 --> 00:31:48,720
Speaker 17: that's been the weirdest.

653
00:31:49,160 --> 00:31:52,200
Speaker 1: So she or caviare at the children's sporting.

654
00:31:51,840 --> 00:31:54,680
Speaker 17: Event done because of uneath that crap.

655
00:31:54,720 --> 00:31:59,800
Speaker 2: Anyway, Wake Up every morning was phone taps weekday morning

656
00:31:59,880 --> 00:32:02,640
Speaker 2: on Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

657
00:32:04,400 --> 00:32:07,080
Speaker 3: If you're driving to work right now or to school,

658
00:32:07,400 --> 00:32:08,760
Speaker 3: or you're about to get out of the car, and

659
00:32:08,800 --> 00:32:11,760
Speaker 3: turn your radio off. I just ask one thing from

660
00:32:11,800 --> 00:32:15,000
Speaker 3: you that, at some point later today you go to

661
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Speaker 3: our podcasts at Brook and Jeffrey and look under the

662
00:32:18,240 --> 00:32:23,880
Speaker 3: second dates for the title Mexican Craycation, because what you're

663
00:32:23,920 --> 00:32:28,640
Speaker 3: gonna hear is one of the most hilarious accidental situations

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Speaker 3: ever that happened to one of our listeners while he

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Speaker 3: was on a trip.

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Speaker 1: In Mexico and it wasn't even tequila's fault.

667
00:32:34,720 --> 00:32:37,840
Speaker 3: Well no, although tequila did play a role in what

668
00:32:37,920 --> 00:32:39,960
Speaker 3: happened that day, So make sure you check it out.

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Speaker 3: For the lucky ones who are about to hear this

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Speaker 3: live on the radio, though, get ready for your extra

671
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Speaker 3: cray cray edition of a second Date Update. It's coming

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00:32:48,760 --> 00:32:54,000
Speaker 3: up next Second Date Update date. How come whenever I

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Speaker 3: go on vacations, I never meet anybody interesting or sexy

674
00:32:58,720 --> 00:32:59,800
Speaker 3: or cool. Ever.

675
00:33:00,200 --> 00:33:01,880
Speaker 1: I think it's because you have to talk to people.

676
00:33:02,560 --> 00:33:03,840
Speaker 3: I do talk to people.

677
00:33:04,120 --> 00:33:04,520
Speaker 8: I don't know.

678
00:33:04,560 --> 00:33:07,200
Speaker 1: You're just like, you're kind of like a quiet guy. Sometimes,

679
00:33:07,360 --> 00:33:07,640
Speaker 1: you know.

680
00:33:07,840 --> 00:33:11,120
Speaker 3: I'm a good listener, Yes, thank you, brother. I just

681
00:33:11,160 --> 00:33:14,840
Speaker 3: meet the weirdos, like Dale, the severely sunburned pharmacist who's

682
00:33:14,880 --> 00:33:16,400
Speaker 3: celebrating his third divorce.

683
00:33:16,640 --> 00:33:18,080
Speaker 1: Oh so you talk to the wrong people.

684
00:33:18,320 --> 00:33:21,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, I just don't meet the right people. And then

685
00:33:21,480 --> 00:33:23,240
Speaker 3: the guy makes me pay for all the drinks on

686
00:33:23,280 --> 00:33:24,560
Speaker 3: the booze cruise that we're on.

687
00:33:24,640 --> 00:33:25,080
Speaker 8: Wow.

688
00:33:25,240 --> 00:33:28,360
Speaker 3: But that wasn't the case for one of our listeners, Drew,

689
00:33:28,760 --> 00:33:31,560
Speaker 3: who says he went down to Mexico for a vacation

690
00:33:31,760 --> 00:33:35,040
Speaker 3: recently and ended up meeting an awesome woman while he

691
00:33:35,160 --> 00:33:37,880
Speaker 3: was there. So let's talk to him about it. Drew,

692
00:33:37,960 --> 00:33:40,440
Speaker 3: How you doing, man doing?

693
00:33:40,640 --> 00:33:40,880
Speaker 2: Dude?

694
00:33:40,920 --> 00:33:43,840
Speaker 1: I'm excited. Are we making an international call to Mexico.

695
00:33:44,680 --> 00:33:47,280
Speaker 13: No, I'm back, but I was in Mexico and I'm

696
00:33:47,400 --> 00:33:48,720
Speaker 13: really confused. I need your help.

697
00:33:48,840 --> 00:33:49,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know.

698
00:33:49,640 --> 00:33:54,440
Speaker 2: You're on the phone from here. I'm wondering about her. Yea, yeah,

699
00:33:54,440 --> 00:33:55,720
Speaker 2: we call her in the next.

700
00:33:55,480 --> 00:33:55,880
Speaker 1: Part of this.

701
00:33:56,600 --> 00:33:59,520
Speaker 13: She's here, but you know, China in touch with her.

702
00:33:59,640 --> 00:34:00,560
Speaker 13: Maybe can help.

703
00:34:00,760 --> 00:34:03,200
Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, we'll tell us how you met her.

704
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:04,080
Speaker 2: So.

705
00:34:04,240 --> 00:34:06,640
Speaker 13: Look, so I was in Mexico. I go with my

706
00:34:06,720 --> 00:34:11,520
Speaker 13: family every year. It's like this whole thing. Oh yeah,

707
00:34:11,560 --> 00:34:13,600
Speaker 13: and I had like twenty minutes to spare and I.

708
00:34:14,120 --> 00:34:16,560
Speaker 2: Just I'm sorry to interrupt, but it's not like your

709
00:34:16,560 --> 00:34:22,200
Speaker 2: wife kids, right, I just make sure when you say.

710
00:34:21,280 --> 00:34:24,000
Speaker 13: No, I know it's my aunt uncles, you know, Okay,

711
00:34:24,040 --> 00:34:24,480
Speaker 13: pretty much?

712
00:34:24,520 --> 00:34:27,160
Speaker 1: All right, I didn't interrupt.

713
00:34:26,840 --> 00:34:28,120
Speaker 3: But that was important.

714
00:34:28,400 --> 00:34:30,399
Speaker 13: Yeah, no, it is important. Yeah, but no. So yeah,

715
00:34:30,400 --> 00:34:32,879
Speaker 13: I'm at the pool and I'm by myself at the bar,

716
00:34:33,040 --> 00:34:35,359
Speaker 13: and all of a sudden, this like chick comes up

717
00:34:35,400 --> 00:34:38,880
Speaker 13: to me and her name is Chrissy. Turns out, apparently

718
00:34:38,960 --> 00:34:41,680
Speaker 13: we clicked. Yeah, Chrissy like from Three's Company.

719
00:34:42,280 --> 00:34:46,240
Speaker 3: Okay, oh yeah, do you have a more modern reference

720
00:34:46,280 --> 00:34:47,640
Speaker 3: than that one, because I don't think we.

721
00:34:47,640 --> 00:34:51,400
Speaker 1: Know, Yeah, you don't sound that old.

722
00:34:52,080 --> 00:34:55,680
Speaker 13: Well, no I'm not, but hey, I like reruns. But yeah, anyway,

723
00:34:55,680 --> 00:34:58,880
Speaker 13: I'm by the pool and this Kirsty comes up to

724
00:34:58,920 --> 00:35:02,560
Speaker 13: me and we start talking, and apparently we clicked right

725
00:35:02,600 --> 00:35:05,600
Speaker 13: away because this old couple that was like swimming by

726
00:35:05,719 --> 00:35:07,879
Speaker 13: us came up to us. And that's just how long

727
00:35:07,920 --> 00:35:08,640
Speaker 13: we were married.

728
00:35:12,560 --> 00:35:13,400
Speaker 1: Yeah.

729
00:35:13,600 --> 00:35:15,520
Speaker 3: You know, what's a good sign When a total stranger

730
00:35:15,600 --> 00:35:17,840
Speaker 3: thinks that you have such a good chemistry with someone,

731
00:35:17,880 --> 00:35:19,960
Speaker 3: you must have been with them forever. Yeah yeah, or

732
00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:21,080
Speaker 3: you're dating or something.

733
00:35:21,360 --> 00:35:23,560
Speaker 13: Yeah, And it was crazy, so I kind of just

734
00:35:23,560 --> 00:35:24,160
Speaker 13: went with it.

735
00:35:24,320 --> 00:35:26,680
Speaker 1: Oh, you pretended to be married to this old couple?

736
00:35:27,840 --> 00:35:29,800
Speaker 13: No, not to the old couple, me and Chrissy.

737
00:35:30,280 --> 00:35:34,279
Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, I feel like anything, Brook says, You're not

738
00:35:34,360 --> 00:35:40,600
Speaker 9: really the way you say words, Brooke, it's important, totally

739
00:35:40,840 --> 00:35:41,920
Speaker 9: communicating right now.

740
00:35:44,400 --> 00:35:46,839
Speaker 1: I'm so I didn't pretend to marry with you.

741
00:35:47,040 --> 00:35:50,399
Speaker 3: Well, the way you said it, that's what I meant.

742
00:35:50,800 --> 00:35:53,200
Speaker 11: Like you pretended in front of the old people to

743
00:35:53,360 --> 00:35:54,800
Speaker 11: them they thought you were married.

744
00:35:55,280 --> 00:35:58,839
Speaker 13: Yes, anyway, I kind of fell in love with her.

745
00:35:58,920 --> 00:36:00,520
Speaker 13: I spent five hours with her.

746
00:36:01,320 --> 00:36:03,239
Speaker 1: Kind of down.

747
00:36:04,719 --> 00:36:07,600
Speaker 3: How much drinking. That's a good question.

748
00:36:08,600 --> 00:36:11,000
Speaker 13: High in Mexico. You went for me, but look, we

749
00:36:11,080 --> 00:36:13,200
Speaker 13: hit it off. Turns out we're from the same area,

750
00:36:13,400 --> 00:36:14,919
Speaker 13: we know the same people.

751
00:36:14,880 --> 00:36:19,560
Speaker 3: Like me to be what that world?

752
00:36:19,680 --> 00:36:20,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's pretty wild.

753
00:36:21,320 --> 00:36:23,919
Speaker 13: Yeah, and we were supposed to meet up the next day,

754
00:36:24,200 --> 00:36:25,440
Speaker 13: and I haven't heard from her.

755
00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:28,359
Speaker 2: So you spent all day at the pool together. Did

756
00:36:28,360 --> 00:36:30,680
Speaker 2: you guys go anywhere else besides the pool and the bar?

757
00:36:31,600 --> 00:36:35,160
Speaker 13: No, five hours in the water, just drinking and laughing

758
00:36:35,200 --> 00:36:36,360
Speaker 13: and pretending we're married.

759
00:36:38,400 --> 00:36:39,799
Speaker 7: Wait, we're we supposed to be up with her at

760
00:36:39,800 --> 00:36:41,120
Speaker 7: the resort again or back home.

761
00:36:41,440 --> 00:36:43,000
Speaker 13: We were supposed to go walk on the beach in

762
00:36:43,040 --> 00:36:45,439
Speaker 13: the morning, and then she texted me and She said

763
00:36:45,440 --> 00:36:47,880
Speaker 13: that she had an early flight, which I understood.

764
00:36:48,160 --> 00:36:50,480
Speaker 5: Okay, but now that we're back, we're.

765
00:36:50,280 --> 00:36:52,839
Speaker 13: In the same area, Like, why isn't she getting back

766
00:36:52,880 --> 00:36:54,120
Speaker 13: to me. I don't understand it.

767
00:36:54,680 --> 00:36:56,879
Speaker 2: I mean, it's not really a date that you went

768
00:36:56,920 --> 00:36:59,160
Speaker 2: on though, right, So it's like, although you were flirting

769
00:36:59,200 --> 00:37:01,920
Speaker 2: and you were doing the thing, Like, I don't know.

770
00:37:01,600 --> 00:37:03,880
Speaker 3: What more could you need from a date than like

771
00:37:03,960 --> 00:37:06,840
Speaker 3: drinking and flirting and hanging out for five straight hours?

772
00:37:06,920 --> 00:37:08,640
Speaker 3: What more would qualify as a date?

773
00:37:09,200 --> 00:37:11,160
Speaker 2: Sometimes, like when you're on vacation, you just think of

774
00:37:11,239 --> 00:37:12,840
Speaker 2: like vacation zone.

775
00:37:12,680 --> 00:37:15,200
Speaker 1: And real life zone, and then they don't overlap. There's

776
00:37:15,239 --> 00:37:16,320
Speaker 1: like vacation boyfriends.

777
00:37:16,400 --> 00:37:17,560
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, like back.

778
00:37:17,440 --> 00:37:18,000
Speaker 8: To real life.

779
00:37:18,200 --> 00:37:22,160
Speaker 3: Oh sorry, I didn't know the rules vacation different.

780
00:37:22,400 --> 00:37:24,319
Speaker 1: I need Alexis to say everything I'm trying to say.

781
00:37:25,800 --> 00:37:30,239
Speaker 3: Thank you for translating. So how long has it been

782
00:37:30,320 --> 00:37:31,239
Speaker 3: since you've been back.

783
00:37:31,360 --> 00:37:35,320
Speaker 13: It's been two weeks and her every other day. I

784
00:37:35,360 --> 00:37:37,520
Speaker 13: don't want to be too hard, but you know, like

785
00:37:37,600 --> 00:37:38,799
Speaker 13: we had such a good time.

786
00:37:39,120 --> 00:37:40,440
Speaker 1: Okay, what are you sending her?

787
00:37:40,480 --> 00:37:40,560
Speaker 7: Like?

788
00:37:40,600 --> 00:37:42,640
Speaker 1: Are you just saying hey, what's up? You sending her

789
00:37:42,640 --> 00:37:43,880
Speaker 1: picks that you guys took together?

790
00:37:44,440 --> 00:37:45,880
Speaker 13: Oh no, we didn't take any texts you were in

791
00:37:45,880 --> 00:37:47,759
Speaker 13: the pool, but yeah, Brooks.

792
00:37:47,880 --> 00:37:55,360
Speaker 1: Writing, always take pics at the pool. I'm on vacation.

793
00:37:58,880 --> 00:38:01,880
Speaker 3: Okay, so weird. But we're gonna come back. We're gonna

794
00:38:01,880 --> 00:38:06,000
Speaker 3: call your Mexican wife, Chrissy, and we're gonna find out

795
00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:08,080
Speaker 3: why she's not wanting to hang out now that you're

796
00:38:08,080 --> 00:38:09,240
Speaker 3: back home together. Okay.

797
00:38:09,840 --> 00:38:11,759
Speaker 13: Yeah, by the way, she's not Mexican. I just met

798
00:38:11,760 --> 00:38:12,279
Speaker 13: her down there.

799
00:38:12,640 --> 00:38:17,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, like she was located in Mexican. Okay, now now

800
00:38:17,239 --> 00:38:21,840
Speaker 3: I'm being the condition. All right, this might be a

801
00:38:21,880 --> 00:38:24,160
Speaker 3: train wreck when we do your second date update. Right

802
00:38:24,200 --> 00:38:29,880
Speaker 3: after this hold on second date update, a chance meeting

803
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:34,719
Speaker 3: had a pool in Mexico, a meeting that lasted for

804
00:38:34,800 --> 00:38:40,200
Speaker 3: five wonderful hours, where drinks were flowing, water was splashing,

805
00:38:40,800 --> 00:38:44,640
Speaker 3: old people were admiring them as a great couple. It

806
00:38:44,760 --> 00:38:48,160
Speaker 3: was just the perfect day for our listener, Drew, and

807
00:38:48,200 --> 00:38:50,160
Speaker 3: they were scheduled to meet up to go for a

808
00:38:50,160 --> 00:38:53,480
Speaker 3: walk on the beach together the next morning, but Chrissy,

809
00:38:53,640 --> 00:38:55,880
Speaker 3: the woman that he met, texted him saying she couldn't

810
00:38:55,880 --> 00:38:57,520
Speaker 3: make it, which she.

811
00:38:57,440 --> 00:38:59,160
Speaker 1: Said she had a flight out. Why didn't you remember

812
00:38:59,200 --> 00:39:00,200
Speaker 1: that when she was playing in.

813
00:39:00,120 --> 00:39:04,439
Speaker 3: The water, very suspicious. But now that they're both back home,

814
00:39:04,880 --> 00:39:08,400
Speaker 3: what's changed. Is she sobered up now and suddenly not

815
00:39:08,520 --> 00:39:10,759
Speaker 3: into it anymore? Is she back with her husband and

816
00:39:10,840 --> 00:39:13,680
Speaker 3: can't see him without, you know, making things weird.

817
00:39:13,800 --> 00:39:15,520
Speaker 1: It's actually not a bad question.

818
00:39:15,840 --> 00:39:15,960
Speaker 7: Far.

819
00:39:16,280 --> 00:39:18,200
Speaker 3: We don't know, but we're gonna attempt to find out

820
00:39:18,200 --> 00:39:20,759
Speaker 3: when we call Chrissy here in just a second. First, Drew,

821
00:39:20,800 --> 00:39:21,440
Speaker 3: how we feeling.

822
00:39:22,239 --> 00:39:22,920
Speaker 13: You're good?

823
00:39:23,160 --> 00:39:23,480
Speaker 1: Are you?

824
00:39:23,680 --> 00:39:25,920
Speaker 2: I thought you'd be more nervous because you dropped a

825
00:39:25,960 --> 00:39:27,840
Speaker 2: lot of emotions when we were talking to you.

826
00:39:27,920 --> 00:39:30,239
Speaker 1: I mean, you were saying, after five hours, this is love.

827
00:39:30,960 --> 00:39:32,000
Speaker 3: You did use the L word.

828
00:39:32,200 --> 00:39:33,839
Speaker 13: Well, I think it's gonna work out.

829
00:39:34,200 --> 00:39:36,480
Speaker 1: Okay, you're that optimistic.

830
00:39:36,640 --> 00:39:37,080
Speaker 5: That's good.

831
00:39:37,560 --> 00:39:41,880
Speaker 3: Nervous Maybe he's still having a little bit of tequila

832
00:39:41,920 --> 00:39:42,680
Speaker 3: this morning.

833
00:39:42,400 --> 00:39:46,080
Speaker 1: And supportive body shots all around.

834
00:39:47,760 --> 00:39:49,320
Speaker 3: No comment from Drew, that's okay.

835
00:39:49,600 --> 00:39:50,279
Speaker 5: He doesn't like.

836
00:39:52,760 --> 00:39:53,600
Speaker 4: Your body, lady.

837
00:39:53,719 --> 00:39:56,080
Speaker 3: We promise we're going to make sure Brook talks as

838
00:39:56,120 --> 00:39:58,120
Speaker 3: little as possible when we call Chrissy.

839
00:39:57,920 --> 00:39:59,480
Speaker 1: Here, I'm promising nothing.

840
00:39:59,520 --> 00:40:14,080
Speaker 3: Well, then we're doomed from the start. But here we go, Chrissy. Hello, Hey,

841
00:40:14,280 --> 00:40:15,120
Speaker 3: is this Chrissy?

842
00:40:16,200 --> 00:40:18,080
Speaker 1: This is what should you.

843
00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:23,359
Speaker 3: Say yeah, I guess we could say oh yeah, it's

844
00:40:23,360 --> 00:40:26,000
Speaker 3: already off to a bad start here. We're a radio show.

845
00:40:26,040 --> 00:40:27,640
Speaker 3: We're called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

846
00:40:28,320 --> 00:40:29,879
Speaker 7: Okay, Hi, Hi.

847
00:40:30,680 --> 00:40:33,319
Speaker 3: We we do a segment on our show called the

848
00:40:33,360 --> 00:40:36,000
Speaker 3: Second Date Update, and we're hoping that you would be

849
00:40:36,040 --> 00:40:36,600
Speaker 3: a part of it.

850
00:40:38,080 --> 00:40:40,520
Speaker 7: I mean, can you tell me more about it, like

851
00:40:40,560 --> 00:40:41,200
Speaker 7: what's going on?

852
00:40:41,760 --> 00:40:44,720
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, it's uh, it's where we help our listeners

853
00:40:44,760 --> 00:40:46,800
Speaker 3: who met somebody or who've gone on a date with

854
00:40:46,880 --> 00:40:50,319
Speaker 3: someone they really like, try and reconnect for another date.

855
00:40:51,280 --> 00:40:54,359
Speaker 3: And that happened recently with a guy named Drew down

856
00:40:54,400 --> 00:40:56,719
Speaker 3: in Mexico. At least that's what we heard.

857
00:40:56,840 --> 00:40:59,279
Speaker 6: Oh Drew.

858
00:41:00,320 --> 00:41:03,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, he said he's been texting you for like the

859
00:41:03,040 --> 00:41:05,880
Speaker 2: past two weeks and he hasn't heard much of anything back.

860
00:41:06,880 --> 00:41:07,600
Speaker 8: He talked to you.

861
00:41:08,280 --> 00:41:10,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, we we got a little bit of background about

862
00:41:10,600 --> 00:41:14,080
Speaker 3: what happened. That you guys met in a pool and

863
00:41:14,360 --> 00:41:16,040
Speaker 3: you guys hung out there for five hours.

864
00:41:16,200 --> 00:41:18,720
Speaker 1: He said, it was a great time, like drinks were flowing.

865
00:41:18,760 --> 00:41:20,240
Speaker 1: It just felt like you guys were clicking.

866
00:41:20,600 --> 00:41:22,760
Speaker 3: You've pretended like you were married at one point.

867
00:41:22,960 --> 00:41:25,760
Speaker 7: Anytime. I feel like you're in a pool and drinks

868
00:41:25,800 --> 00:41:27,160
Speaker 7: are flowing. It's a good time.

869
00:41:27,560 --> 00:41:29,600
Speaker 3: You always pretend you're married to someone when you get

870
00:41:29,640 --> 00:41:30,080
Speaker 3: in a pool.

871
00:41:30,920 --> 00:41:33,160
Speaker 7: Oh no, that was the first time.

872
00:41:33,239 --> 00:41:34,799
Speaker 6: But I don't know.

873
00:41:34,960 --> 00:41:37,000
Speaker 7: After we were in the pool for a while, Like

874
00:41:37,160 --> 00:41:40,319
Speaker 7: you said, five hours we were there, but it's a

875
00:41:40,360 --> 00:41:43,040
Speaker 7: long time. Yeah, I mean it's a long time.

876
00:41:43,080 --> 00:41:44,680
Speaker 17: We got to know each other. It was great.

877
00:41:44,719 --> 00:41:48,400
Speaker 7: He's a great dude, but he's kind of the lightweight.

878
00:41:48,880 --> 00:41:53,919
Speaker 7: Because lightweight okay, not that I have a drinking problem.

879
00:41:53,719 --> 00:41:57,360
Speaker 2: Or and said, it's always good when you established that

880
00:41:57,480 --> 00:42:00,000
Speaker 2: first for five hours straight and didn't feel it.

881
00:42:00,760 --> 00:42:02,880
Speaker 7: We alred to get tequila for five hours and I

882
00:42:02,920 --> 00:42:05,160
Speaker 7: was just ready to keep the party going. But Drew

883
00:42:05,360 --> 00:42:06,799
Speaker 7: just was ready to end the night.

884
00:42:06,960 --> 00:42:10,960
Speaker 3: And yes, do yourself better than he does.

885
00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:14,280
Speaker 1: Maybe it doesn't matter. You're out in the sun, it's hot.

886
00:42:14,440 --> 00:42:17,840
Speaker 2: I'm sure you're dehydrated. Like, that's a long time. Anybody

887
00:42:17,840 --> 00:42:18,879
Speaker 2: needs a nap after that.

888
00:42:19,239 --> 00:42:22,040
Speaker 7: I totally get that. And I was headed to take

889
00:42:22,160 --> 00:42:24,680
Speaker 7: a nap after I wanted to go get one more drink,

890
00:42:24,840 --> 00:42:27,719
Speaker 7: you know, And I pulled up to the hotel bar

891
00:42:28,760 --> 00:42:35,799
Speaker 7: and I met someone Wait, wait, okay, Andrew and I

892
00:42:35,880 --> 00:42:39,120
Speaker 7: were not hooking up that day. That was a fun, little,

893
00:42:39,400 --> 00:42:42,000
Speaker 7: fun little thing in the pool. But then I really

894
00:42:42,040 --> 00:42:45,000
Speaker 7: met somebody and I feel like I connected with him.

895
00:42:45,080 --> 00:42:48,239
Speaker 7: He was an older gentleman and I was instantly attracted

896
00:42:48,239 --> 00:42:50,080
Speaker 7: to him. He was my pipe, and he just like

897
00:42:50,160 --> 00:42:52,560
Speaker 7: really seemed like he had his stuff together, you know,

898
00:42:52,760 --> 00:42:54,720
Speaker 7: like there was no red flag.

899
00:42:55,320 --> 00:43:03,640
Speaker 3: Wow, good luck with men Mexico.

900
00:43:04,200 --> 00:43:07,279
Speaker 1: That's amazing. But wait, are you still dating the guy?

901
00:43:08,120 --> 00:43:12,520
Speaker 7: Things were going so well that night that we continued.

902
00:43:11,840 --> 00:43:14,719
Speaker 1: Them, continued them. Is here?

903
00:43:15,480 --> 00:43:18,399
Speaker 3: Oh back home? So you're still seeing Yeah?

904
00:43:18,880 --> 00:43:21,000
Speaker 6: Yes, oh around.

905
00:43:20,760 --> 00:43:23,560
Speaker 7: You by I mean, yeah, he's from around here. And

906
00:43:23,680 --> 00:43:25,719
Speaker 7: I just I really really liked Drew.

907
00:43:25,800 --> 00:43:26,560
Speaker 17: He was a great guy.

908
00:43:26,560 --> 00:43:28,000
Speaker 7: I had a lot of fun with him that day,

909
00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:29,600
Speaker 7: but I didn't know if he was like the type

910
00:43:29,640 --> 00:43:32,040
Speaker 7: that I wanted to go out with again. He was

911
00:43:32,080 --> 00:43:33,600
Speaker 7: just somebody that I was hanging out with for the

912
00:43:33,719 --> 00:43:36,200
Speaker 7: day and it was fun, like I made a friend

913
00:43:36,320 --> 00:43:36,600
Speaker 7: for the.

914
00:43:36,640 --> 00:43:39,680
Speaker 3: Day's Look, that's totally fair, and you're absolutely allowed to

915
00:43:39,680 --> 00:43:42,560
Speaker 3: meet whoever you want. But here's an idea, because since

916
00:43:42,840 --> 00:43:46,680
Speaker 3: it's still early in your relationship with this other guy

917
00:43:47,280 --> 00:43:49,400
Speaker 3: and you're just starting things off with this person, so

918
00:43:49,520 --> 00:43:50,520
Speaker 3: I don't know what his name is.

919
00:43:50,920 --> 00:43:51,760
Speaker 13: His name is Bruce.

920
00:43:51,840 --> 00:43:55,600
Speaker 3: Actually, okay, why not continue to go out and see

921
00:43:55,680 --> 00:43:57,120
Speaker 3: Drew and Bruce?

922
00:43:57,520 --> 00:43:59,799
Speaker 1: I mean if if you're honest with Bruce is right?

923
00:44:00,480 --> 00:44:03,040
Speaker 7: I mean I could think about it, but balancing too,

924
00:44:03,080 --> 00:44:07,480
Speaker 7: man is pretty hard.

925
00:44:08,840 --> 00:44:11,359
Speaker 13: You hold on, you met somebody named Bruce?

926
00:44:11,400 --> 00:44:11,600
Speaker 6: There?

927
00:44:12,440 --> 00:44:12,480
Speaker 7: What?

928
00:44:13,280 --> 00:44:15,480
Speaker 3: Sorry, Christy, I need to let you know that Drew

929
00:44:15,480 --> 00:44:17,480
Speaker 3: has actually been on the other line listening this entire time.

930
00:44:18,080 --> 00:44:18,720
Speaker 17: You're joking.

931
00:44:18,880 --> 00:44:20,680
Speaker 3: No, No, that's how the segment works.

932
00:44:21,280 --> 00:44:22,480
Speaker 7: Drew, what are you doing?

933
00:44:22,600 --> 00:44:22,680
Speaker 11: Like?

934
00:44:22,719 --> 00:44:23,799
Speaker 7: Why are you doing this to me?

935
00:44:25,719 --> 00:44:25,879
Speaker 8: Well?

936
00:44:25,920 --> 00:44:28,719
Speaker 13: I was wanting to know why you weren't getting in

937
00:44:28,719 --> 00:44:30,800
Speaker 13: touch with me. But now I'm a little confused because

938
00:44:30,840 --> 00:44:32,840
Speaker 13: there's not that many Bruces out there, and you know

939
00:44:32,920 --> 00:44:34,880
Speaker 13: that I was with my uncle and his name is Bruce.

940
00:44:35,080 --> 00:44:38,880
Speaker 3: So what.

941
00:44:41,440 --> 00:44:42,640
Speaker 8: Can't be Drew?

942
00:44:43,440 --> 00:44:44,240
Speaker 13: No, I'm sorry?

943
00:44:44,239 --> 00:44:45,560
Speaker 7: What wait?

944
00:44:45,600 --> 00:44:47,640
Speaker 13: What did Bruce look like? Can you please tell me?

945
00:44:47,760 --> 00:44:48,920
Speaker 13: It's kind of important.

946
00:44:50,800 --> 00:44:55,319
Speaker 7: He was an older gentleman, and he was pretty tall,

947
00:44:55,360 --> 00:44:57,480
Speaker 7: probably like six foot two, and he was wearing a

948
00:44:57,520 --> 00:44:58,360
Speaker 7: really nice watch.

949
00:44:58,400 --> 00:45:01,880
Speaker 13: He had a very nice be weird are you kidding

950
00:45:01,880 --> 00:45:08,040
Speaker 13: me with that? It's my uncle, Drew?

951
00:45:08,320 --> 00:45:08,560
Speaker 6: Why?

952
00:45:08,719 --> 00:45:12,399
Speaker 13: Yeah? I mean, I'm in shock. I thought we had

953
00:45:12,400 --> 00:45:13,120
Speaker 13: a thing going.

954
00:45:14,120 --> 00:45:16,439
Speaker 7: It makes sense why he's from here too.

955
00:45:17,320 --> 00:45:18,440
Speaker 4: I couldn't figure that out.

956
00:45:18,480 --> 00:45:22,080
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh my god, the wait, the uncle was

957
00:45:22,120 --> 00:45:23,600
Speaker 2: an upgrade from our boy.

958
00:45:23,760 --> 00:45:24,960
Speaker 1: Don't bring it down like that.

959
00:45:25,200 --> 00:45:28,120
Speaker 3: I just remember Drew, Drew.

960
00:45:28,280 --> 00:45:31,640
Speaker 7: Listen, since I'll probably see you as family reunions, it's not.

961
00:45:33,400 --> 00:45:34,839
Speaker 8: Jump me to that, like.

962
00:45:34,880 --> 00:45:38,080
Speaker 1: It's that serious with this uncle, Bruce. Are we calling

963
00:45:38,160 --> 00:45:40,719
Speaker 1: him huncle because he's like a honky uncle. I mean,

964
00:45:40,719 --> 00:45:41,399
Speaker 1: it's pretty good.

965
00:45:41,560 --> 00:45:42,200
Speaker 4: It's pretty good.

966
00:45:42,280 --> 00:45:44,760
Speaker 3: Let's not call him anything, call him Bruce.

967
00:45:44,840 --> 00:45:52,440
Speaker 13: Okay, I'm sorry my boo right now. But well, you

968
00:45:52,520 --> 00:45:54,800
Speaker 13: know he's recovering alcoholic right.

969
00:45:58,760 --> 00:45:59,280
Speaker 4: Relatives.

970
00:46:00,120 --> 00:46:02,600
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he's way more put together.

971
00:46:02,920 --> 00:46:05,000
Speaker 13: I can't believe my uncle didn't even tell I told

972
00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:07,000
Speaker 13: them all about you and how were going to go out.

973
00:46:08,280 --> 00:46:10,520
Speaker 7: She must have thought I was too good to be true,

974
00:46:10,560 --> 00:46:11,880
Speaker 7: so he found me himself.

975
00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:16,600
Speaker 13: But hold on, why didn't you just answer me? Though?

976
00:46:17,280 --> 00:46:19,719
Speaker 7: I didn't know how to tell you that I was

977
00:46:19,760 --> 00:46:22,360
Speaker 7: seeing somebody else and I don't really see two people

978
00:46:22,360 --> 00:46:23,360
Speaker 7: out of time usually.

979
00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:26,000
Speaker 1: But she probably just feels too like she didn't owe

980
00:46:26,080 --> 00:46:26,759
Speaker 1: you much. You know.

981
00:46:26,840 --> 00:46:29,520
Speaker 2: It's like, I mean, it sucks I agree she should

982
00:46:29,520 --> 00:46:31,640
Speaker 2: have responded, but people don't.

983
00:46:31,680 --> 00:46:33,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, people ghost all the time, called you a friend

984
00:46:34,040 --> 00:46:37,440
Speaker 1: for the day. Yeah, God had a different feel like.

985
00:46:37,440 --> 00:46:40,279
Speaker 13: I really thought I thought we had. I don't what

986
00:46:41,080 --> 00:46:43,600
Speaker 13: you know what hastne with Bruce? And I mean, would

987
00:46:43,640 --> 00:46:44,759
Speaker 13: you like to go out one more time?

988
00:46:44,800 --> 00:46:45,000
Speaker 2: Though?

989
00:46:50,760 --> 00:46:53,600
Speaker 3: Well, sounds like he's still a little bit interested, so

990
00:46:54,200 --> 00:46:56,839
Speaker 3: we should ask Chrissy, would you like to go out

991
00:46:56,880 --> 00:46:59,200
Speaker 3: with Bruce's nephew for a day?

992
00:46:59,280 --> 00:47:02,560
Speaker 5: We will pay for that day.

993
00:47:02,680 --> 00:47:04,600
Speaker 7: I was gonna say, I might have to check with

994
00:47:04,719 --> 00:47:08,000
Speaker 7: Bruce's allowed out of the house past his bedtime?

995
00:47:10,600 --> 00:47:11,640
Speaker 13: Really cool?

996
00:47:13,280 --> 00:47:13,480
Speaker 8: Yeah?

997
00:47:13,680 --> 00:47:16,359
Speaker 3: True, man, I'm sorry, dude, I don't think we're gonna

998
00:47:16,360 --> 00:47:17,399
Speaker 3: be able to get you a date here.

999
00:47:17,680 --> 00:47:20,000
Speaker 1: I wouldn't go on vacation with your uncle ever again,

1000
00:47:20,160 --> 00:47:20,799
Speaker 1: that's for sure.

1001
00:47:22,320 --> 00:47:22,759
Speaker 13: Every year.

1002
00:47:27,080 --> 00:47:29,560
Speaker 3: Looking Jeffrey in the morning, I know I said it

1003
00:47:29,560 --> 00:47:31,520
Speaker 3: was going to be awkward for him at the holidays,

1004
00:47:31,920 --> 00:47:35,319
Speaker 3: But think about their next Mexico vacation because Drew said

1005
00:47:35,320 --> 00:47:38,400
Speaker 3: it's a family tradition where they go every year. Imagine

1006
00:47:38,440 --> 00:47:40,239
Speaker 3: Drew having to lay out on the beach and he

1007
00:47:40,280 --> 00:47:43,440
Speaker 3: has to watch uncle Bruce with his hot young girlfriend

1008
00:47:43,719 --> 00:47:46,000
Speaker 3: while she rubs lotion all over Uncle's back.

1009
00:47:46,160 --> 00:47:49,480
Speaker 2: There's only one answer to this, Jeffrey, and that's that

1010
00:47:49,600 --> 00:47:50,880
Speaker 2: Drew meets Chrissy's aunt.

1011
00:47:51,480 --> 00:47:58,400
Speaker 1: I mean, can't fire with that fire. Yeah, so I

1012
00:47:58,440 --> 00:47:59,600
Speaker 1: hope she's got a single ant.

1013
00:48:01,680 --> 00:48:03,840
Speaker 3: Yeah. Oh, we have to make that happen.

1014
00:48:04,360 --> 00:48:06,359
Speaker 1: If anything, we have to get well.

1015
00:48:06,360 --> 00:48:08,200
Speaker 2: I guess we don't get a second day update update

1016
00:48:08,239 --> 00:48:10,239
Speaker 2: with Drew, but I'd like to hear how Chrissy and

1017
00:48:10,239 --> 00:48:11,080
Speaker 2: the uncle turn out.

1018
00:48:11,680 --> 00:48:14,040
Speaker 1: Is that wrong? Go to Mexico with them and see

1019
00:48:14,040 --> 00:48:14,960
Speaker 1: it all go down on it.

1020
00:48:15,719 --> 00:48:17,920
Speaker 3: We need to do a remote broadcast from a tropical

1021
00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:20,880
Speaker 3: vacation place like this would be perfect, like this resort.

1022
00:48:20,880 --> 00:48:24,600
Speaker 3: If we find out which one, we'll probably all end

1023
00:48:24,680 --> 00:48:27,640
Speaker 3: up with Uncle Druce if we're not careful. But if

1024
00:48:27,640 --> 00:48:29,480
Speaker 3: you ever want to get a second date update for yourself,

1025
00:48:29,480 --> 00:48:31,719
Speaker 3: you can email us at Brook and Jeffrey. We'll call

1026
00:48:31,800 --> 00:48:34,200
Speaker 3: that person who wasn't calling you back Brook.

1027
00:48:33,960 --> 00:48:36,000
Speaker 8: And Jeffrey in the morning.

1028
00:48:36,680 --> 00:48:39,239
Speaker 3: When I look back to when I graduated college, I

1029
00:48:39,280 --> 00:48:42,560
Speaker 3: had so many opportunities at my disposal.

1030
00:48:42,680 --> 00:48:43,359
Speaker 1: You did, huh.

1031
00:48:43,560 --> 00:48:45,880
Speaker 3: I could have followed in my family's footsteps and been

1032
00:48:45,920 --> 00:48:48,799
Speaker 3: a doctor. I could have gone the engineering route to

1033
00:48:48,840 --> 00:48:51,440
Speaker 3: work with Ai. I could have been a man in

1034
00:48:51,520 --> 00:48:57,839
Speaker 3: finance trust fund six or five blue Eyes, but instead.

1035
00:48:57,840 --> 00:48:59,280
Speaker 1: I don't think those are options.

1036
00:49:00,120 --> 00:49:03,040
Speaker 3: I could have had it all. Instead, I looked at

1037
00:49:03,080 --> 00:49:07,400
Speaker 3: all those promising, lucrative possibilities and I said, no, screw

1038
00:49:07,600 --> 00:49:11,480
Speaker 3: financial stability and having any self respect. I'd rather make

1039
00:49:11,560 --> 00:49:15,239
Speaker 3: pennies singing moderately successful parody songs on.

1040
00:49:15,160 --> 00:49:18,200
Speaker 2: The radio, always making good choices.

1041
00:49:18,280 --> 00:49:21,799
Speaker 3: Jeff, I made that sacrifice for our listeners. So just

1042
00:49:21,960 --> 00:49:25,640
Speaker 3: remember that as you hear me tear every throat muscle,

1043
00:49:25,719 --> 00:49:28,800
Speaker 3: I have left to sing a brand new song of

1044
00:49:28,840 --> 00:49:31,680
Speaker 3: the week coming up right after this. It is time

1045
00:49:31,719 --> 00:49:35,200
Speaker 3: for my song of the week. And today we're talking

1046
00:49:35,239 --> 00:49:42,160
Speaker 3: about viral videos. I've had them. Don't believe me. Go

1047
00:49:42,239 --> 00:49:45,040
Speaker 3: to the brook and Jeffrey TikTok page, where I've embarrassed

1048
00:49:45,080 --> 00:49:49,919
Speaker 3: myself countless times for millions of people to last right

1049
00:49:50,040 --> 00:49:50,440
Speaker 3: at me.

1050
00:49:50,960 --> 00:49:52,480
Speaker 1: It's because you're such a good singer.

1051
00:49:52,760 --> 00:49:56,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, parody writer, Jeff, Come on, now, give yourself some credit.

1052
00:49:56,480 --> 00:50:00,640
Speaker 3: Almost believed you on that good Jack, but some would say, wow,

1053
00:50:00,719 --> 00:50:03,239
Speaker 3: that's a lot of eyeballs on those Jeff, I bet

1054
00:50:03,239 --> 00:50:05,480
Speaker 3: you were able to parlay that into some merch and

1055
00:50:05,560 --> 00:50:07,799
Speaker 3: make a bunch of money to go along with all

1056
00:50:07,880 --> 00:50:11,880
Speaker 3: that fame. You'd be wrong. Brook's taken it all because

1057
00:50:11,880 --> 00:50:15,279
Speaker 3: she runs a separate merch side hustle property off of

1058
00:50:15,280 --> 00:50:16,720
Speaker 3: my name and my likeness.

1059
00:50:16,800 --> 00:50:20,440
Speaker 2: I mean the charity that we that we benefit profits.

1060
00:50:20,600 --> 00:50:24,680
Speaker 3: Yes, the Brook charity raise money for her children's college.

1061
00:50:25,160 --> 00:50:27,520
Speaker 3: And look, there's nothing I can do about that because

1062
00:50:27,560 --> 00:50:31,600
Speaker 3: I'm extremely unorganized and scatterbrained, not even knowing when our

1063
00:50:31,600 --> 00:50:35,960
Speaker 3: show's vacation days are. I just learned we get the

1064
00:50:35,960 --> 00:50:39,600
Speaker 3: fourth of July off. Yes, that's what I had every idea.

1065
00:50:40,600 --> 00:50:42,520
Speaker 2: Should I tell you now or later that I just

1066
00:50:42,560 --> 00:50:45,800
Speaker 2: saw the hoktuit girl just signed with a major talent

1067
00:50:45,840 --> 00:50:48,160
Speaker 2: agency out of LA that you would know.

1068
00:50:48,120 --> 00:50:51,200
Speaker 3: That's what I was getting to because other viral internet

1069
00:50:51,239 --> 00:50:56,160
Speaker 3: phenoms they've taken advantage and actually capitalized on their moment

1070
00:50:56,239 --> 00:50:59,960
Speaker 3: in the sun, like that woman at the Edmonton Oiler

1071
00:51:00,239 --> 00:51:03,439
Speaker 3: game who flashed everybody and got a six figure deal

1072
00:51:03,480 --> 00:51:06,839
Speaker 3: with Playboy out of it. Really she did tell us.

1073
00:51:06,880 --> 00:51:08,520
Speaker 3: And then you're bringing up the hawk to a girl,

1074
00:51:08,560 --> 00:51:11,000
Speaker 3: Haley Welch, who's now gott a deal with the company

1075
00:51:11,120 --> 00:51:14,840
Speaker 3: to sell signed shirts and hats and bumper stickers. She's

1076
00:51:14,880 --> 00:51:15,960
Speaker 3: making a mint off of it.

1077
00:51:16,280 --> 00:51:19,160
Speaker 2: And she literally said like one sentence, uh huh oh yeah,

1078
00:51:19,320 --> 00:51:20,880
Speaker 2: not even a full sentence.

1079
00:51:20,960 --> 00:51:23,120
Speaker 5: And it's already dying down. So I got her for

1080
00:51:23,239 --> 00:51:24,040
Speaker 5: like immediately.

1081
00:51:24,600 --> 00:51:27,239
Speaker 3: The point is those two people had no idea that

1082
00:51:27,280 --> 00:51:31,080
Speaker 3: their lives would change in a split second forever, which

1083
00:51:31,120 --> 00:51:35,560
Speaker 3: proves the point. Anyone can become the next viral sensation online,

1084
00:51:35,920 --> 00:51:38,400
Speaker 3: and I wanted to give a song to all the

1085
00:51:38,440 --> 00:51:43,880
Speaker 3: ones who are waiting for their moments. That's why instead

1086
00:51:43,880 --> 00:51:47,360
Speaker 3: of doing the wanted's hit song, I'm glad you came.

1087
00:51:47,800 --> 00:51:50,440
Speaker 3: It's young Jeffreys my online fame.

1088
00:51:52,600 --> 00:51:56,799
Speaker 2: One day it could happen to you, man, would be good.

1089
00:51:56,920 --> 00:51:59,279
Speaker 3: Just take avange of the merch thing. Yeah, all right,

1090
00:51:59,320 --> 00:52:02,520
Speaker 3: here we go. I'm gonna point, when i'm ready, point

1091
00:52:03,719 --> 00:52:07,640
Speaker 3: a dream of about a high you count.

1092
00:52:07,960 --> 00:52:14,120
Speaker 10: I'd sell my soul for online cloud hawk two girls

1093
00:52:14,400 --> 00:52:15,439
Speaker 10: the level.

1094
00:52:15,160 --> 00:52:18,280
Speaker 3: Where I aim for online fame.

1095
00:52:19,440 --> 00:52:22,000
Speaker 1: Give him that hawk dude spent on that night.

1096
00:52:25,719 --> 00:52:29,040
Speaker 15: He's sclamming your window, he's snatching your people.

1097
00:52:28,840 --> 00:52:36,640
Speaker 3: Up, looking for a man in finance, been posting dating.

1098
00:52:36,760 --> 00:52:40,880
Speaker 16: You're so delishly, hellishly hit my own share button, so

1099
00:52:41,160 --> 00:52:46,320
Speaker 16: helplessly selfishly praying that one blows up in delably selling

1100
00:52:46,480 --> 00:52:48,080
Speaker 16: me so like a hot.

1101
00:52:47,880 --> 00:52:50,319
Speaker 3: Dog, you could ralish me jealously.

1102
00:52:50,719 --> 00:52:53,920
Speaker 15: I need a catch phrase now, like Damn Daniel with

1103
00:52:54,040 --> 00:52:56,480
Speaker 15: his bands, be famous in a blink.

1104
00:52:56,800 --> 00:53:00,840
Speaker 3: Once Charlie bit my hands asking is this real? Because

1105
00:53:00,920 --> 00:53:02,120
Speaker 3: millions know my name.

1106
00:53:02,520 --> 00:53:05,920
Speaker 15: A camera caught my shame shouting you're all insane.

1107
00:53:06,040 --> 00:53:07,880
Speaker 3: Drag me off that plane.

1108
00:53:08,200 --> 00:53:13,520
Speaker 10: I'll made tho rounds through your accounts more famous now

1109
00:53:13,840 --> 00:53:15,480
Speaker 10: than grumpy Kitty Frowns.

1110
00:53:15,840 --> 00:53:18,840
Speaker 3: Just one pose from the YouTube.

1111
00:53:18,360 --> 00:53:19,120
Speaker 5: Hall of Fame.

1112
00:53:19,480 --> 00:53:22,920
Speaker 3: Talk to h se SCEPTI spit game.

1113
00:53:24,520 --> 00:53:27,520
Speaker 5: Now forget it's rue.

1114
00:53:28,280 --> 00:53:31,040
Speaker 1: I've never really television before.

1115
00:53:32,040 --> 00:53:34,319
Speaker 3: Bron sometimes gliss, excuse me your.

1116
00:53:34,280 --> 00:53:37,400
Speaker 16: Rom After you watch the Colma, it.

1117
00:53:37,480 --> 00:53:39,480
Speaker 3: Goes well from me, well from me.

1118
00:53:39,840 --> 00:53:42,799
Speaker 15: You'll see my face show up in Hell means Hell

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Speaker 15: meme Late Night with fallon seing in Medloodies, Mad Ladies,

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Speaker 15: where Taylor Swift will.

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Speaker 5: Say she fell for me, Bye kelseen.

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Speaker 3: I'll quit my.

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Speaker 16: Job right now, selling all the merch I can.

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Speaker 15: Apparently I'm broke. Plan be is only fans, but.

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Speaker 14: Come catch me outside of doctor Phil stage root comments

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Speaker 14: on my page. They'll cut me like a steak, but

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Speaker 14: inside I'm cake my inboss.

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Speaker 3: Bound, a brand's reshout.

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Speaker 10: I'll proudly tell the milk of sour crowd. I got margress,

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Speaker 10: then all of chocolate rain My online pain lasted three.

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Speaker 16: Days, got brunt gaddists and nobody can tampinish tble rainfall.

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Speaker 3: That's my yu strange life.

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Speaker 8: Get me up.

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00:54:36,719 --> 00:54:38,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, it leaves a stain.

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Speaker 1: Damn Dane.

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Speaker 5: You a joun.

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Speaker 10: Smash smash, so it takes spend on that.

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Speaker 3: I have no shame.

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00:54:54,080 --> 00:54:55,680
Speaker 4: My views weigh you down.

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00:54:56,080 --> 00:54:58,319
Speaker 3: Ring light Goal's out now.

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Speaker 10: All six likes come from my ghost accounts when viral

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Speaker 10: who wants But that was back in May.

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00:55:06,320 --> 00:55:10,120
Speaker 3: Forgotten my name my online thing?

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Speaker 17: Oh, Jeffrey, well so good man.

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00:55:16,840 --> 00:55:18,920
Speaker 1: I was gonna say that this was gonna go viral,

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00:55:19,000 --> 00:55:24,160
Speaker 1: but you just don't want to make empty promises. Yeah, yeah,

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00:55:24,640 --> 00:55:27,720
Speaker 1: you think it's liked it? Yeah, like it from ghost

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Speaker 1: ac count chests.

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Speaker 11: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I don't want to be associated with this anyway.

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00:55:32,000 --> 00:55:32,680
Speaker 1: It's so good.

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00:55:32,800 --> 00:55:34,840
Speaker 3: Text in seven eight, five, nine two and tell us

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00:55:34,880 --> 00:55:36,200
Speaker 3: what you thought about the song of the week. We'll

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00:55:36,200 --> 00:55:38,080
Speaker 3: post the video up on all of our socials at

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00:55:38,120 --> 00:55:40,960
Speaker 3: Brook and Jeffrey on TikTok, insta YouTube everywhere with all

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Speaker 3: the lyrics.

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00:55:41,400 --> 00:55:43,319
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna go re listen, just to relive all

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Speaker 2: my favorite uh you know, viral moments memory Lane.

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Speaker 3: They did it better than I ever Good for them.

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Speaker 3: That's your song of the week.

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Speaker 8: Frooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: Text seven eight nine two says my aunt went viral

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00:55:59,080 --> 00:56:01,719
Speaker 3: two years ago for being an angry Karen at a

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00:56:01,760 --> 00:56:05,319
Speaker 3: waffle house. She never got a merch deal out of it.

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00:56:05,560 --> 00:56:07,959
Speaker 3: In fact, she changed her name and had to move

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00:56:08,080 --> 00:56:13,680
Speaker 3: out of state good probably to a better state. If

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00:56:13,680 --> 00:56:15,719
Speaker 3: you're not sure what I'm talking about, I sang a

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00:56:15,719 --> 00:56:18,880
Speaker 3: song about people who accidentally went viral for a variety

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Speaker 3: of reasons and how any of us could become the

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Speaker 3: next big Internet sensation, which is why instead of doing

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Speaker 3: the wanteds, I'm glad you came. I sang my online fame,

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Speaker 3: and you can actually help support my online fame right

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Speaker 3: now by going to our social media at Brook and Jeffrey.

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00:56:36,360 --> 00:56:37,920
Speaker 3: And we've got a bunch of other texts coming into

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Speaker 3: seven eight five to nine two Brooke, what are you.

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00:56:39,400 --> 00:56:42,279
Speaker 2: Seeing like this one that says why would anyone want

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Speaker 2: to go viral?

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Speaker 1: Nine percent of the time, it's because you did something

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Speaker 1: really stupid and the whole internet is laughing at you. Yeah,

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00:56:50,480 --> 00:56:52,239
Speaker 1: I mean, which is also kind of what our job is.

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00:56:52,360 --> 00:56:56,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're basically describing our entire morning show, every single segment.

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00:56:56,080 --> 00:56:58,080
Speaker 3: But look, if you miss the song, if you want

1183
00:56:58,120 --> 00:56:59,600
Speaker 3: to hear it again, it's going to be up at

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00:56:59,600 --> 00:57:02,839
Speaker 3: the Brook Jeffery YouTube, Facebook, Insta and our TikTok all

1185
00:57:02,880 --> 00:57:04,799
Speaker 3: of it at Brooke and Jeffrey.

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Speaker 8: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: We've got Laura with us today. She works as a

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Speaker 3: paralegal and she's a new player to the game. She

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Speaker 3: just got back from a trip to Europe with both

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Speaker 3: of her children, which is so brave.

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Speaker 8: Wow.

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Speaker 3: I think it's so odd to bring little kids on

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Speaker 3: a European vacation there in sixth and fourth grade. They

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Speaker 3: visited five different countries across twelve different days and boarded

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Speaker 3: one hundred and forty two different trains.

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Speaker 1: How many steps did they do? A lot? A lot

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Speaker 1: of steps, A lot of Oh my god, what was

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Speaker 1: your favorite spot?

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Speaker 7: Oh?

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Speaker 17: I think Paris?

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Speaker 3: Wow. I mean, if anybody is ready for European trivia

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Speaker 3: questions today, if they're on this list, it's definitely Laura.

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Speaker 1: That's usually a big, big highlight on the show. European History.

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Speaker 5: We covered a lot.

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Speaker 3: We need lots of questions about the louver today. The

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Speaker 3: more louver the better.

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Speaker 5: We're just anything like seventeen twelve Olivia.

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Speaker 3: Yes, trivia hose.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that would not be in Europe.

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Speaker 3: Anywhere else, anywhere anywhere outside of America. Trivia. We'll see

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Speaker 3: what's on this list. Brook is going to leave the

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Speaker 3: studio and let's go over the rules for everybody. Got

1213
00:58:21,400 --> 00:58:23,600
Speaker 3: thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If

1214
00:58:23,600 --> 00:58:24,840
Speaker 3: you don't know when, you can say past, but you

1215
00:58:24,880 --> 00:58:26,240
Speaker 3: have to beat her outright if you want to win.

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Speaker 3: Are you ready?

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Speaker 17: Yes?

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Speaker 3: Good luck, Loria. Your time starts now. On this day.

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Speaker 3: In nineteen ninety seven, Mike Tyson bit off a portion

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Speaker 3: of Evander Holyfield's ear Was it his right or left? Ear?

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Speaker 13: Right?

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Speaker 6: Here?

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Speaker 3: What car company's logo is modeled after an airplane propeller?

1224
00:58:44,120 --> 00:58:47,200
Speaker 3: On average? How many wisdom teeth do most adults have?

1225
00:58:48,240 --> 00:58:51,000
Speaker 3: What French term means covered with a brown crust and

1226
00:58:51,080 --> 00:58:57,880
Speaker 3: is often used to describe potatoes in England to indicate

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00:58:57,920 --> 00:59:00,960
Speaker 3: that Parliament is in session. A broad light will shine

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00:59:01,000 --> 00:59:06,800
Speaker 3: the top. What famous British monument Big Bang? Oh look

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00:59:06,880 --> 00:59:09,880
Speaker 3: at that, Laura Well Don Brook's gonna come back into

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Speaker 3: the studio. And apparently it says on my screener that

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Speaker 3: you and your kids listen to this segment every day

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Speaker 3: when you take them on the way to school.

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Speaker 5: Did you listen to us on the.

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Speaker 13: Plane or yeah?

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Speaker 17: Definitely answer.

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00:59:24,960 --> 00:59:26,680
Speaker 3: Do plants have radio stations?

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Speaker 1: You can do podcast cheff? Yes, But it's like, how

1238
00:59:30,200 --> 00:59:31,920
Speaker 1: do you not understand technology?

1239
00:59:32,120 --> 00:59:32,720
Speaker 8: You can catch it?

1240
00:59:33,320 --> 00:59:34,919
Speaker 3: Be cool if you could like tune in a dial

1241
00:59:34,920 --> 00:59:37,560
Speaker 3: in on your radio and a plane just catch up

1242
00:59:37,600 --> 00:59:38,080
Speaker 3: on our show.

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00:59:38,160 --> 00:59:40,000
Speaker 1: You can listen live on our radio stations.

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00:59:40,000 --> 00:59:45,160
Speaker 3: App like, yeah, then you gotta downloaded. And then the.

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Speaker 1: Website encourage people. You can listen live from.

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00:59:48,520 --> 00:59:52,160
Speaker 3: The website using all my data. Waituntil it comes out

1247
00:59:52,200 --> 00:59:53,160
Speaker 3: for free.

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Speaker 1: Free, it's totally free.

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Speaker 3: Maybe pay me to listen to it, Brooks, are you ready?

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Speaker 11: I don't even know.

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01:00:00,680 --> 01:00:03,640
Speaker 1: If you know what you're doing. I like where you

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Speaker 1: are shows.

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01:00:06,360 --> 01:00:09,520
Speaker 3: There are voices here we go, brook Your time starts

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01:00:09,560 --> 01:00:12,400
Speaker 3: now on this day. In nineteen ninety seven, Mike Tyson

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Speaker 3: been off a portion of Vander Holyfield's ear Was it

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Speaker 3: his right or left ear?

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Speaker 1: I think left.

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01:00:17,600 --> 01:00:21,960
Speaker 3: What car company's logo is modeled after an airplane propeller, Oh,

1259
01:00:22,240 --> 01:00:25,880
Speaker 3: Mercedes Benz on average? How many wisdom teeth do most

1260
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Speaker 3: adults have?

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Speaker 7: For what?

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Speaker 3: French term means covered with a brown crust and is

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Speaker 3: often used to describe potatoes.

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Speaker 2: Uh French fried in England to indicate Parliament is in session.

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01:00:39,320 --> 01:00:42,400
Speaker 3: A bright light will shine a top? What famous British monument.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to say, Big Ben, this might.

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01:00:45,120 --> 01:00:46,960
Speaker 3: Be a close one. Today we're gonna go to the

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Speaker 3: scoreboard to see how you both did with Jose Oh,

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Speaker 3: I love it when you dress up like a nurse.

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Speaker 5: No, Laura, you got three today?

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01:00:55,760 --> 01:00:59,800
Speaker 1: Pretty good, Laura and Barok Yes only.

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Speaker 8: Laura.

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01:01:03,720 --> 01:01:09,920
Speaker 3: Congratulations. It turns out you do know your European trivia

1274
01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:12,800
Speaker 3: better than you even thought. Well, let's go over the

1275
01:01:12,840 --> 01:01:15,160
Speaker 3: answers for everybody on this day. In nineteen ninety seven,

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01:01:15,200 --> 01:01:18,080
Speaker 3: Mike Tyson bit off a portion of a vander Holyfield's year.

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Speaker 3: It was his right ear wo and Tyson yes, was disqualified.

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01:01:22,000 --> 01:01:24,200
Speaker 3: You can't do that in the boxing match. The car

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01:01:24,240 --> 01:01:27,800
Speaker 3: company's logo that's modeled after an airplane propeller is BMW

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01:01:28,200 --> 01:01:29,960
Speaker 3: that's why it's blue and white. It's supposed to look

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01:01:30,000 --> 01:01:33,919
Speaker 3: like a spinning propeller. On average, most adults have four

1282
01:01:34,160 --> 01:01:37,000
Speaker 3: wisdom teeth. The French term that means covered with a

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01:01:37,040 --> 01:01:40,640
Speaker 3: brown crust and is used mostly to describe potatoes as algratten.

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01:01:42,400 --> 01:01:45,600
Speaker 2: I thought French fried was pretty close.

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01:01:46,080 --> 01:01:48,560
Speaker 3: In England to indicate parliaments in session. You'll see a

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01:01:48,600 --> 01:01:52,240
Speaker 3: big light shining atop Big Ben, which is renamed the

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01:01:52,280 --> 01:01:55,320
Speaker 3: Elizabeth Tower as of twenty twelve. It's Big Ben in

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01:01:55,360 --> 01:01:55,800
Speaker 3: our hearts.

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Speaker 13: Got it?

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Speaker 8: Got it?

1291
01:01:56,760 --> 01:02:01,160
Speaker 3: So, Laura, congratulations, you beat Brook So you get one

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01:02:01,240 --> 01:02:04,560
Speaker 3: hundred dollars plus just for playing. You win two tickets

1293
01:02:04,560 --> 01:02:08,080
Speaker 3: to see Adam Carolla perform at the snow Qualm Casino

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Speaker 3: on Saturday, July thirteenth. Snow qual Me Casino, the Paris

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Speaker 3: of casinos.

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Speaker 5: Is that what they call it.

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Speaker 3: I don't think that's what they say, but it is

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Speaker 3: to us.

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Speaker 2: Look at you, Laura, you're good mom, you're well traveled,

1300
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Speaker 2: you win stuff.

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Speaker 17: Well, it was just an honor to be here. Thank

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Speaker 17: you so much.

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01:02:29,800 --> 01:02:32,680
Speaker 1: For listening to or condescending I'm not sure which. I

1304
01:02:33,760 --> 01:02:35,360
Speaker 1: don't know how to read that.

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01:02:34,960 --> 01:02:37,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's her European just got back from Paris.

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Speaker 5: Listen to the stupid people.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Laura, you're awesome. Congratulations. Yeah, we'll be back to

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01:02:45,160 --> 01:02:46,960
Speaker 3: the wind Brooks Black the same time on Monday

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Speaker 8: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning,