Speaker 1: Are you leaving?
Speaker 2: I you wanna way back home?
Speaker 3: Either way, we want to be there.
Speaker 4: Doesn't matter how.
Speaker 2: Much baggage you claim.
Speaker 4: Give us time and a Turmanol and gay. We want
Speaker 4: to send you off in style. Do you wanna welcome
Speaker 4: you back home?
Speaker 2: Tell us all about it? We scared her?
Speaker 1: Was it fine?
Speaker 3: Now? Porn?
Speaker 2: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?
Speaker 2: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 3: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 2: Do you need to ride? Do you need ride?
Speaker 1: With Karen and Chris h welcome to Do you need
Speaker 1: a ride? My name is Chris Fairbanks.
Speaker 2: My name is Karen Colgara.
Speaker 1: We are at Lax, our favorite place in all the world,
Speaker 1: number one airport of all time, where planes land and
Speaker 1: happiness is manufactured. It's gonna be a bunch of traffic.
Speaker 1: People are going to be darting to and fro without
Speaker 1: regard for others.
Speaker 2: Yep, it's we started.
Speaker 1: We're gonna love it.
Speaker 5: We're gonna and we're gonna get into it. We're gonna
Speaker 5: really dig our hands deep into the fertile soil that
Speaker 5: is the horror of La X.
Speaker 1: The crop is good this year and Karen and I
Speaker 1: have green thumbs.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're gonna grow some high corn and walk through it.
Speaker 1: Maybe I'll grow a green middle finger when I flip
Speaker 1: someone off.
Speaker 2: That's how you know you have gang green of the
Speaker 2: middle finger.
Speaker 1: Yeah. People really, they almost feel bad when you flip
Speaker 1: them off and you clearly have gang green.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're like, look look at that angry zombie.
Speaker 1: Just my finger is dead. We're picking up Jordan Morris
Speaker 1: of the very popular fun podcasts that I often frequent
Speaker 1: Jordan jesse Go.
Speaker 2: I love Jordan Morris. He's one of the greats.
Speaker 1: I love him too. He's a good friend. And we're
Speaker 1: picking up up at Southwest Airlines. Oh okay, sponsor, do
Speaker 1: you need a ride?
Speaker 2: Should I be doing something different than what I'm.
Speaker 1: Doing right now? You're doing exactly what you should be doing.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna need your guidance. I'm a little bit under
Speaker 5: the weather today. I am too emotionally, are you emotionally?
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, we all get down. It's Sunday.
Speaker 1: It's kind of gloomy. I slept most of the day.
Speaker 5: It's very gray sky out right now. It's it makes
Speaker 5: me want to write poems.
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe I should be inspired to rhyme.
Speaker 5: Yeah, let's let's do some I was gonna say freebase rapping.
Speaker 2: That's not right.
Speaker 1: Let's take our wraps and melt them in a spoon.
Speaker 2: And inhale the fumes and do it real.
Speaker 1: Soon I feel, oh wow, you did one. So if
Speaker 1: a lady passes by and here's a chill swoon, okay.
Speaker 1: I like to rap like a dad. When you go
Speaker 1: like this and your rhyme some words. You do it
Speaker 1: like this and there's a bird. That's how dads rap,
Speaker 1: and it's my favorite.
Speaker 2: It's pretty great. That's their rhythm. It's from the forties.
Speaker 1: This is how they do it in the bad neighborhoods.
Speaker 2: It almost sounds like tap dancing.
Speaker 1: That's the only way dads can relate to hip hop, well,
Speaker 1: older dads is through the art of tap. Yes, I'm
Speaker 1: not seeing where Southwest was his herever it has been.
Speaker 1: I never saw a sign.
Speaker 5: And oh, you know what we're coming up on Delta?
Speaker 5: Isn't Southwest one after Delta, because that's where I landed
Speaker 5: last week.
Speaker 1: Ah, I believe we're onto something, almost Chris.
Speaker 5: Last week, I've talked so fast and loud that I
Speaker 5: thought I was on drugs.
Speaker 2: When I listened to the episode. It was crazy fast
Speaker 2: and loud.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm kind of like, well, I think I'd spent
Speaker 5: a bunch of time alone.
Speaker 2: So then I was all, I had a lot to
Speaker 2: say to you.
Speaker 1: Well, I think that's great, and I think that's what
Speaker 1: people want to hear. Can you imagine if we did
Speaker 1: the opposite on this podcast, just acted super cool, low
Speaker 1: and slow, just low and slow and not much to say.
Speaker 1: You're describing with your description of yourself what everyone wants
Speaker 1: to hear.
Speaker 5: Oh okay, all right, yeah, I'm going to think of
Speaker 5: it that way. There's always the two ways to go
Speaker 5: with it, the bad or good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, my habit is bad.
Speaker 1: I think we'll want to get in there, into the
Speaker 1: shit here. It's really crowded right now. We both have
Speaker 1: a little anxiety washing over. We would want to cut
Speaker 1: in on there is it over there? I don't know,
Speaker 1: I don't know. We Uh, it's like they took down
Speaker 1: some of the signs over the week they did. I
Speaker 1: at no point saw Southwest existing as an airline. Maybe
Speaker 1: they went out of business.
Speaker 5: You know what Alaska was after Delta if I remember correctly,
Speaker 5: which I absolutely might not be.
Speaker 2: But yeah, it looks like that's all way up left
Speaker 2: here yeah, I think we have to go around again.
Speaker 1: Well you know what, you know, what, if you're gonna
Speaker 1: hate the airport, you might as well double up on
Speaker 1: your dosage. Yeah, that's what I've always.
Speaker 2: That's that old saying your parents used to say.
Speaker 1: Yes, they wrote it down on a feather quilled parchment.
Speaker 5: And put it with magnets up onto the refrigerator. Right, Yes,
Speaker 5: there was great lakes. Oh yeah, I was right about Alaska.
Speaker 5: That feels good. My brain isn't totally slipping like I
Speaker 5: thought it was.
Speaker 1: So yeah, we'll just do the loop. Jordan. I have
Speaker 1: no idea where he's been. I mean, I know in life,
Speaker 1: I know some of the places he's been, but this
Speaker 1: week I just don't know.
Speaker 2: I like it.
Speaker 5: It's it's like a mystery grab bag where it's in
Speaker 5: and you know, he could be like guys, I was
Speaker 5: at the United Nations, I got some stuff settled.
Speaker 1: What if it's I hope that's surprise we get in
Speaker 1: this box at Cracker Jacks.
Speaker 5: It would be so nice instead of that stupid whistle
Speaker 5: they always give you.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Now I feel under the weather from illness.
Speaker 1: But can you describe your symptoms?
Speaker 2: Uh, just congestion and throat.
Speaker 1: Now at this point, it's very comedic, but I'm sliding
Speaker 1: towards the side of the car. I went to suggest,
Speaker 1: oh no, don't give me your germs in my favorite joke.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's actually a great one makes other people feel great.
Speaker 5: I don't think well, I just think it's it's very mild.
Speaker 5: But I don't get sick. It's weird. So this I
Speaker 5: feel weird. I don't like it.
Speaker 1: I don't like it either. No one likes it's inconvenient.
Speaker 5: There's those people that really love getting sick, and they
Speaker 5: love to talk about it, and they love to like
Speaker 5: live in it.
Speaker 1: And I'm not one of the Honestly, there really is
Speaker 1: those people that just want to talk.
Speaker 5: They're always sick, Like I know, I have so many
Speaker 5: friends there. They are never not sick with something.
Speaker 1: I used to be that guy and then I got
Speaker 1: my tonsils.
Speaker 2: Out and that that did it for you.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Southwest is the first one.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Okay, so I have to get all.
Speaker 1: The way over here. Yeah, God's nightmare. That's fascinating. There
Speaker 1: is uh five thick lanes of red lights.
Speaker 5: Let's see if this kind bald gentleman will let me
Speaker 5: get over here you.
Speaker 1: Will if he ever wants his hairback.
Speaker 2: It's not how you do it good yea, yeah.
Speaker 1: Let we'll just toss him a wig once he lets
Speaker 1: us in and it'll land right on his radio antenna.
Speaker 1: Thank you, sir, Thank you. We were making fun of you.
Speaker 2: I like bald men, do you I do?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I have nothing against him.
Speaker 2: I mean I think it's kind of tough looking.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it depends on how your skull is shaped. A
Speaker 1: lot of guys have that pointy situation, and boy, you
Speaker 1: know who you are out.
Speaker 2: There, just think come to a direct point.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just up top, just like that Dan Aykroyd movie.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, or SNL sketch.
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna get real aggressive with it.
Speaker 1: Let's do it.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna drive like every LA drive drive.
Speaker 1: But we're doing it. I did it, you're doing it.
Speaker 2: I really really did it.
Speaker 1: And hopefully Jordan isn't tucked back.
Speaker 2: For Jordan, how long has he's been standing on?
Speaker 1: His flight? Landed a half hour early, which is kind
Speaker 1: of unheard of.
Speaker 2: Hopefully he kind of mills.
Speaker 1: I see him, I see his hair. He's straight ahead,
Speaker 1: straight ahead, and you're gonna, I guess, yell at him. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's the best way to plan. Oh, we can cut
Speaker 1: in front of this drive turkey as Hi, Jordan's look
Speaker 1: at us, Look at you guys travel shorts on.
Speaker 2: Hello, sir, Look how dirty my back seat is?
Speaker 1: Oh he won't know it's Oh, well we did. We
Speaker 1: forgot to lay down our guest blanket. Yeah, that's okay.
Speaker 1: Jordan's a man with cats. Hi, how are you we
Speaker 1: We usually lay down a guest blanket. But I told
Speaker 1: Karen you're a man with cats, and you don't mind.
Speaker 1: I can animal we started, we're doing this in it.
Speaker 3: You guys probably started before I got here, So.
Speaker 1: We started exactly eight minutes ago. Which, well, once we
Speaker 1: get to your plate, we're very strategic. By the time
Speaker 1: we get to your house and drop you off, it
Speaker 1: will be a full length one hour exactly an hour exactly.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we can. I mean, I'm not not that I'm
Speaker 3: questioning your guys as planning, which is probably impeccable, I
Speaker 3: would guess. But if we need to do a couple
Speaker 3: of laps around the block or just run some errands to.
Speaker 2: Pad it out, do you have stuff you have to do, Jordan?
Speaker 1: Do you really just want to drive by a girl's house.
Speaker 2: Oh you're in the window.
Speaker 3: It not like showering, just like you know, just having.
Speaker 2: Opinions, having opinions in the window.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, I don't. I mean I am a
Speaker 3: peeping tom. But it's not like I don't go in
Speaker 3: for like the nudity or the showering. I just want
Speaker 3: to watch them be strong and independent women in their bushes.
Speaker 1: Want to you're staring from this geranium.
Speaker 5: What what do you have to say about it? In
Speaker 5: this in your silhohuette?
Speaker 3: So yes to answer your question, I don't mind that
Speaker 3: there is pet hair in the back. Is this pet hair?
Speaker 1: It is? It is hair from a pet?
Speaker 3: Who don't mind? Sorry, happy to have it on my bottom.
Speaker 1: I feel like was almost sarcastic.
Speaker 5: Yeah, well that guy just got to town and he
Speaker 5: thinks he's in charge and he's going to learn a
Speaker 5: terrible lesson.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you think you're the big man on campus. You're
Speaker 1: really just an old man visiting confusing city.
Speaker 3: Thanks for coming to pick me up in a straight
Speaker 3: up ship show. That's like lax. Sunday night is.
Speaker 1: On Sunday is the worst? Jordan? Where were you?
Speaker 3: I was at a wedding in Baltimore.
Speaker 1: The orioles the.
Speaker 3: Oh gosh, the charm State, I think, Oh is it
Speaker 3: for real? I think so?
Speaker 2: Yeah, the charm state.
Speaker 3: Maryland is the charm state.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Oh no, no, never mind. Baltimore is charm city. There
Speaker 3: you go.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, that almost that's I like that. Yeah that
Speaker 1: sounds hip and modern.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was fun charm city to make a lot
Speaker 3: of cereal jokes, which was a hoot, so funny, which
Speaker 3: always go over really well. Yeah, so it was delight.
Speaker 3: It was a Jewish wedding. I had never been to
Speaker 3: one before. Havin Neiguila got me pretty pumped.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's a good song.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've never been to a place where or an
Speaker 1: event where it is sang or chanted.
Speaker 2: And did you do the dance? Did you do all
Speaker 2: of it?
Speaker 3: I did not know the dance. I kind of stood
Speaker 3: near the dancing and kind of moved in rhythm. So yeah,
Speaker 3: I mean I was kind of part of the I
Speaker 3: felt like I was part of the organism, but I
Speaker 3: didn't know that the steps were you.
Speaker 1: And maybe this is incense, I'm sure it is. But
Speaker 1: is there a bottle that gets broken? Does someone stomp on?
Speaker 3: Yeah? That happened in the ceremony, how happens at the reception? Okay,
Speaker 3: and it was great. I mean I kind of thought
Speaker 3: it would be like fun and charming, but it got
Speaker 3: me straight up pumped really like a jock jam. Yes exactly.
Speaker 1: It was that we both have drop jams on the
Speaker 1: tip of our time.
Speaker 3: You know, I know, when when we've got a you know,
Speaker 3: a big interview or a hot date.
Speaker 1: We just crank up, y'all ready for that?
Speaker 3: Ye rock and roll rock and Roll Part two, Part three,
Speaker 3: The Pedophile So yeah, yeah, rock and Roll Part two
Speaker 3: parentheses Pedophile Space.
Speaker 1: Hey, well, did you have a role in the wedding.
Speaker 3: Or I did not know? Uh just spectator? Yes, well
Speaker 3: Wisher it was it was pretty big. Yeah it was. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it was very big, very Jewish. The kind of adventure
Speaker 3: that I went on is that the airline lost my luggage.
Speaker 1: So your luggage as of now?
Speaker 3: Uh no, I I they as I was getting back
Speaker 3: to my Airbnb like drunk off open bar wedding booze,
Speaker 3: my bag was waiting for me.
Speaker 1: Oh good.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So I had to like buy a whole new.
Speaker 1: And you opened it up and vomited and.
Speaker 3: I'll show them, just showed.
Speaker 2: Myself showed myself again.
Speaker 3: Are you guys when something goes wrong like that? Are
Speaker 3: you guys, like, do you let the company have it?
Speaker 3: On Twitter? Do you call and try and get something
Speaker 3: for free?
Speaker 1: I does not give an f when sorry to we
Speaker 1: almost got sight shuttle happened, Yes, major, yeah again any
Speaker 1: any you know.
Speaker 5: I have to say I've never done anything like that
Speaker 5: on Twitter. I'm not saying that I wouldn't, but I
Speaker 5: find that. I like that it's effective. I like that
Speaker 5: there is such control like that in social media. I
Speaker 5: think that's very cool and modern. But I don't think
Speaker 5: I could do it. It feels like sending food back like it's.
Speaker 3: Just not I'm always bad at that too.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's embarrassing to me, Like I was raised where
Speaker 5: you just kind of eat food you don't like and
Speaker 5: you say thanks, I loved it, and you leave.
Speaker 1: Should never go back. I did see the results though,
Speaker 1: when we were going to a festival comedy the comedy
Speaker 1: kind oh on the boat. Oh yeah, the comedy on
Speaker 1: the boat, Jesse, that's not what I've called boat party? Yeah,
Speaker 1: boat party USA. Yeah. Everyone. All of our flights were delayed,
Speaker 1: and I tweeted a sort of half joke complaining about it,
Speaker 1: and then someone that runs the Twitter for whatever airline
Speaker 1: it was, said, oh no, what can I do to
Speaker 1: help you? What is your flight number? And through Twitter
Speaker 1: d MS, I got a new flight. Oh wow, and
Speaker 1: I arrived before everyone else.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's amazing because.
Speaker 1: They saw how many pells I had and even though
Speaker 1: it's not that impressive, Yeah, we'll go in.
Speaker 5: Or sorry, you can go straight. Yeah yeah, shuttle. You
Speaker 5: don't get to know in and honk at me.
Speaker 3: So I guess what I was. The way in which
Speaker 3: I was the most inconvenienced was that I had to
Speaker 3: go to a wedding. The only clothes I had were
Speaker 3: the ones I was wearing, so that I looked like
Speaker 3: a wet dealing.
Speaker 2: Pizza guy at the wedding some way.
Speaker 3: I mean, I went out and bought like I went
Speaker 3: to just went to J Crew and fucking threw down
Speaker 3: and bought a whole new deal.
Speaker 2: Did you get a brand new corduroy coat?
Speaker 3: I got? I gotta. I got a wool wool blazer.
Speaker 1: Well that's great because maybe you actually needed those things
Speaker 1: and this was the fire that was led under your
Speaker 1: ast to it with some new pants.
Speaker 3: Sure, I mean yeah, I mean, I like the clothes,
Speaker 3: you know, I will I will get some wear out
Speaker 3: of them. But some people are saying that I should
Speaker 3: demand the Southwest pay for it. Is that is that insane? No?
Speaker 1: You know what I'm I'm the kind of person because
Speaker 1: it's in person and I'm a coward that also doesn't
Speaker 1: return food. But through a series of emails, I would
Speaker 1: try my damndest to get those pants paid for it.
Speaker 3: To try, you say, through email, don't like go on
Speaker 3: their Twitter and hashtag them? Right? No?
Speaker 1: Maybe losers? Yeah, go a little old school with a
Speaker 1: nicely worded email with no passive aggressiveness.
Speaker 5: I say, saved the Twitter approach for when it's like
Speaker 5: really an emergency or when they're really screwing you over right, okay,
Speaker 5: because there's some people that just do it all the
Speaker 5: time and then you're completely against them getting help because
Speaker 5: it's just like constant whining, like how you know, like
Speaker 5: my role was hard or whatever, we were just like
Speaker 5: who gives a shit? Yeah, but like if they you know,
Speaker 5: if they lost your luggage and then you had to
Speaker 5: buy new clothes because you didn't have clothes, they should
Speaker 5: pay for that.
Speaker 2: It shouldn't be like a Twitter call out.
Speaker 3: Okay, right, I'll I think you have firm flight, but
Speaker 3: firm email seems like the way to go.
Speaker 1: The occasional use of legal speak, oh yeah.
Speaker 2: And threatening about your.
Speaker 3: Change of venue.
Speaker 1: I'll say, the last thing you want is for my
Speaker 1: father to get letigious.
Speaker 3: You know, Fad Morris?
Speaker 2: You know that?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Is that your dad's real name?
Speaker 3: That is it? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I don't know if I've ever shown anyone with the
Speaker 2: name that.
Speaker 4: His.
Speaker 3: My mom's dad's name was Pinual Gatewood.
Speaker 2: What the fuck?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I know, it's like they were Southern, and that's like
Speaker 3: they like an old timey southern colonel.
Speaker 6: Killed would Yeah, sure, just over breakfast over the what
Speaker 6: do you call that guy?
Speaker 3: I think they called him PG. I think they literally
Speaker 3: called him that. I know. I never met the med
Speaker 3: that before, and as a result, he probably have mint
Speaker 3: julip poisoning because that's all he drank with that name
Speaker 3: that he never swore.
Speaker 1: Because he wanted to make sure that people under thirteen
Speaker 1: could listen to him PG. That's a PG joke. That's
Speaker 1: hard for me to get to. Hard for me, and
Speaker 1: I don't know that it ever arrived.
Speaker 2: I liked it.
Speaker 1: Jordan, do you have to go to work tomorrow.
Speaker 3: And you have to go to work tomorrow, Jordan night
Speaker 3: at midnight, Yes, yeah, night, actually eight am.
Speaker 1: They show they have you show up at midnight. But yeah,
Speaker 1: find bizarre that you're right through the night into the morning.
Speaker 3: The secret is cocaine, Chris, Yes, of course, mounds of cocaine.
Speaker 1: Copious, rowdy powders.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's many different there's anybody. If there's anybody you
Speaker 3: cannot to supply you with a lot of cocaine, it's
Speaker 3: Chris Hardwick.
Speaker 2: Yes, Oh man, that's a secret.
Speaker 1: That guy. It's such a nos loading.
Speaker 3: He will load up that shnazz.
Speaker 1: I love the.
Speaker 2: Idea of a graveyard shift comedy writing job. That would
Speaker 2: be fascinating.
Speaker 1: It's weird that we just came up with it, kind
Speaker 1: of jokingly, but I think we just changed the face
Speaker 1: of comedy.
Speaker 3: Oh yes, like we're getting there at the same time
Speaker 3: the like dunkin Donuts guys are getting there. Yeah, we
Speaker 3: turn on the comedy light.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just watched the Sunrise.
Speaker 3: Yeah, mor I mean, I guess if there was a
Speaker 3: morning equivalent of a late night show, that's when I
Speaker 3: mean I get best people who write for the Today
Speaker 3: Show or whatever happen.
Speaker 1: I bet, I bet you're right at four in the morning.
Speaker 1: For me, I mean, my brain works best at night.
Speaker 1: I don't know about you guys.
Speaker 3: In the morning, I'm I'm so distracted because's when the
Speaker 3: freaks come out. All these freaks came out.
Speaker 2: And it belongs to lovers. So it's hard to constant.
Speaker 3: And I have to work on my moves.
Speaker 2: Yes, my night moves.
Speaker 3: That one was less clear.
Speaker 1: No, I belong to the night or do you belong
Speaker 1: to the city.
Speaker 2: Today's the day to choose.
Speaker 5: You've had years, you have years to think about it.
Speaker 2: I say city.
Speaker 1: Well you know what, I think the night belongs to Michelobe.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna stop. I'm just going to say we stopped.
Speaker 5: Stop.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because I can't think of anymore. It's the only reason.
Speaker 1: The real selfish one.
Speaker 2: Jordan, I'm sorry, I'm a little bit ill.
Speaker 3: No, that's okay, thank you for coming.
Speaker 1: Uh what she means she's sorry that you will be
Speaker 1: a little bit ill.
Speaker 5: Yes, I'm sorry that you're going to get everyone at
Speaker 5: midnight sick in about a week.
Speaker 3: You know. I think I think it's fine because that's
Speaker 3: really on brand for me. Oh is being kind of
Speaker 3: stuffed up.
Speaker 2: You're that guy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Jordan and I were sick when we work together
Speaker 1: at the Fuel State of the Habit Program. Right, I
Speaker 1: was sick when Jordan wasn't. He was sick when I wasn't. Right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: we traded off.
Speaker 3: We were like, yeah, we were like a who work together,
Speaker 3: who are in close proxivity. I was trying to think
Speaker 3: of an analogy. Couldn't think of one. Yeah.
Speaker 1: No, we weren't going to go the route of the
Speaker 1: sorority menstrual cycle. That's insensitive and I think rumor.
Speaker 3: It is real.
Speaker 1: People think, how long has it been since you were
Speaker 1: in Phi Beta, Kapa, Gamma Cappuccino.
Speaker 5: You're in it for life. Once you pledge, you never
Speaker 5: go back.
Speaker 1: Oh, I remember that song being sung on the front lawn.
Speaker 1: My mom was in a sorority, but she never went
Speaker 1: to college. But there was the Great Letters and they
Speaker 1: got together and it was somehow tupperware related and it
Speaker 1: was her sorority sisters. So I guess you it's never
Speaker 1: too late to join a frat then, also, right, I
Speaker 1: you know, I don't know.
Speaker 5: I mean they say that like if you join it,
Speaker 5: they help you in business things.
Speaker 1: Right for the rest of your life, Jordan, do you
Speaker 1: want to start start a frat? Or is that too
Speaker 1: much like that that shitty movie Old School?
Speaker 3: Yeah? I mean I think there are several there are
Speaker 3: several old men doing collegey things movies that plan could
Speaker 3: be considered hack at this point, but.
Speaker 1: Just live it, yeah, do it.
Speaker 3: I don't let you to do anything in life that
Speaker 3: I've seen as a movie premise.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, I just like that much of an original
Speaker 1: and I don't like to do anything in life that
Speaker 1: is non camera. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 5: You guys are quite restricted, all right, Well, no Wally
Speaker 5: World for you then?
Speaker 2: Sorry?
Speaker 3: Have you guys had a lot of weddings this year?
Speaker 1: I had some pretty great ones during the summer up
Speaker 1: in the mountains. They were terrific. And I'm starting to
Speaker 1: get to the point where, because I'm a grown man,
Speaker 1: you know, you guys, and really, you know, I get
Speaker 1: teary eyed, especially when it's a friend, like I went
Speaker 1: to the wedding of a friend that.
Speaker 3: Is supposed to like a stranger's wedding, right right?
Speaker 1: Those I go to to just because I like living
Speaker 1: out shitty movie premises, And do you.
Speaker 3: Like hearing some would read first Corinthians to read it
Speaker 3: to myself, but I want.
Speaker 1: But yeah, like a friend that I used to ride
Speaker 1: bikes with in fifth grade when he's reading his vows
Speaker 1: and it gets teared up. I was at a wedding
Speaker 1: where all the dudes cried and then their their wives
Speaker 1: and girlfriends consult them. Oh yeah, it was really that's
Speaker 1: Montana Sensitive Mountain.
Speaker 3: What's happening to masculinity in this country?
Speaker 2: I feel like.
Speaker 5: That's always been masculinity and people have been trying to
Speaker 5: pretend that it's not for so long and nobody gives
Speaker 5: a shit anymore and they just want to live.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I mean I think that is. I think
Speaker 3: that is part of a traditional masculinity, is like crying
Speaker 3: at the right moment, right, like sparsely crying once or
Speaker 3: twice a year.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you save it up for something really good.
Speaker 3: Sure.
Speaker 1: How about that that part of Interstellar where he's showing
Speaker 1: that log of his Oh I don't want spoilers, Come.
Speaker 2: On, there's a log.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was just a wooden log and okay of
Speaker 1: something because he started counting all the rings in it
Speaker 1: and he knew how old the log had become.
Speaker 2: Com on, No, I'm never going to enjoy.
Speaker 1: And then that's when the spaceship started shooting lasers. Okay,
Speaker 1: I think we're safe now.
Speaker 2: I went to my friend.
Speaker 5: I think it was this year. I feel like I
Speaker 5: can't remember this year, but I went to my friend's wedding.
Speaker 5: Who is the kind of girl that's wanted to be
Speaker 5: married for a really long time, like and she's the
Speaker 5: kind of girl that was like, she was one of
Speaker 5: my bride'smaids. She's just like that girl. She's just into
Speaker 5: all that kind of stuff. And she had the most beautiful,
Speaker 5: perfect wedding and it was like that, That's why I cried.
Speaker 5: She had she works on Fallon and Questlove was her DJ.
Speaker 5: So it was the It was at a castle. It
Speaker 5: was a gorgeous wedding itself, and then the reception was
Speaker 5: the most fun that anyone's ever had at a reception.
Speaker 2: It was like the greatest.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's something to be said for you know, everyone
Speaker 1: wants to because most people in my life or some
Speaker 1: somewhere within middle class income to like, oh, we're just
Speaker 1: gonna keep it simple. We're gonna do it on the
Speaker 1: beach and our lawn, our lawn chairs that everyone's sitting
Speaker 1: in don't get washed away at high tide. But if
Speaker 1: you're a rich person, you go castle and and quest love.
Speaker 2: But she's not rich. She got because she's like she's
Speaker 2: just into stuff like that.
Speaker 5: She did a bunch of research and got the castle
Speaker 5: like somebody else canceled everything about it was like just
Speaker 5: really lucky and awesome for her.
Speaker 3: It's like, what do you want to get Like Broadway
Speaker 3: tickets you just kind of show up beforehand.
Speaker 2: But you get a castle instead of you to take.
Speaker 3: Your whole wedding party mill around around the venue that
Speaker 3: you want.
Speaker 2: Wait, get a coffee, hold on.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it'd be funny if somehow she deviously caused the
Speaker 1: castle cancelation.
Speaker 2: She broke up the other couple that was gonna get
Speaker 2: married there.
Speaker 3: She's like, listen, honey, I have to fuck this guy
Speaker 3: to break up his marriage. Listen, listen here flying off
Speaker 3: the handle. It's part of an elaborate scheme to get
Speaker 3: married in a castle with questlove.
Speaker 2: It's what we want.
Speaker 1: Now, what's this this Jewish wedding you went to, Jorden?
Speaker 1: Was it in a what kind of a.
Speaker 3: It was at the Baltimore Museum of Industry.
Speaker 2: So I got to like, yeah, sorry.
Speaker 1: That sounds cool.
Speaker 3: We got to kind of not only appreciate, you know,
Speaker 3: young love and you know, commitment, but also the contributions
Speaker 3: Baltimore has made to textiles film. They have a little
Speaker 3: area with like movies that were filmed in Baltimore. It's
Speaker 3: basically just a poster of the Wire and then a
Speaker 3: poster for every John Waters movie.
Speaker 1: That's great.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and this is a pretty rich history as far
Speaker 3: as I'm concerned. Maybe I'm I'm saying it like it's
Speaker 3: kind of silly and quaint, but it's pretty good. I
Speaker 3: guess if you're gonna have two things only.
Speaker 2: They only make hits in Baltimore, they're not gonna suck
Speaker 2: around with some.
Speaker 3: Killer no filler.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's exactly.
Speaker 3: That's Baltimore's strategy toward letting things film.
Speaker 2: There can I just tell you a story, Jordan, of how.
Speaker 5: When I stopped doing stand up for a while, I'm
Speaker 5: one of the first things I did back in comedy
Speaker 5: after I left The Ellen Show, which was the job
Speaker 5: that kind of kept me from doing what I wanted
Speaker 5: for five years.
Speaker 2: One of the first things.
Speaker 3: I did, which I was a PA.
Speaker 2: That's right.
Speaker 3: I guess we've all worked together forget that with some
Speaker 3: through some sort of weird work triangle.
Speaker 2: Anyway, the best thing in the world was Jordan was
Speaker 2: a PA on Ellen.
Speaker 5: Meanwhile a on camera host on Fuel, but like no
Speaker 5: one knew, so he was just like hanging out being
Speaker 5: a PA.
Speaker 2: Super low key.
Speaker 1: Jordan's not above any work.
Speaker 2: Jordan used to bring me my coffee in the morning.
Speaker 5: And I didn't know until Pete, my ex, was like,
Speaker 5: oh yeah, that's he's actually a producer and on camera talent.
Speaker 2: And Fuel and he was a camera Yeah. Yeah, it
Speaker 2: was crazy.
Speaker 1: See Jordan will do that when he is in that
Speaker 1: movie with Sandra Bullock, right when they wrapped and he
Speaker 1: finished a fence, he was painting.
Speaker 2: That's how down to earth he is. Yeah, it's the best.
Speaker 1: Not afraid to get your hands dirty.
Speaker 2: But then you guys, guys.
Speaker 3: Can you guys drop me off at I hosted out
Speaker 3: back steakhouse. My shift starts a fifteen minutes. It real
Speaker 3: awesome Blosso oh sorry you start, you would you would
Speaker 3: quit Ellen, you were maybe going back to stand up.
Speaker 5: Oh well, and then you guys had me do Jordan
Speaker 5: jesse go, which was like I think that I didn't
Speaker 5: even know what podcasts were at the time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, we still don't really.
Speaker 2: Know what's going on.
Speaker 1: I dive into traffic, but it was just.
Speaker 5: Awesome because it was like I kind of felt like
Speaker 5: I was done or something, and so to be on
Speaker 5: there and talk to you guys and feel like I
Speaker 5: was somehow had an entree back into comedy.
Speaker 2: It was such a It was such a lovely opportunity.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, happy, happy to help. I remember being really
Speaker 3: like wanting like getting that job and wanting to ask you,
Speaker 3: but being so nervous, like Ellen. Yeah, yeah, they're like,
Speaker 3: oh god, this is like the dumbest, most unprofessional thing
Speaker 3: to ask everybody.
Speaker 1: Anyway, So Jordan, do you think we should take the
Speaker 1: next exit and kind of meander down Santa Monica Boulevard.
Speaker 3: It'd be great.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's do that. That's one thing that I think
Speaker 1: if we stop doing it on our podcast, people would
Speaker 1: be disappointed. Occasional traffic updates yeah.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, we have to prove that we're really doing
Speaker 2: what we do.
Speaker 1: Yes. Yes, A lot of people question whether or not
Speaker 1: we're really in a car risking guests lives, and we are.
Speaker 1: We really are wed go that extra mile for.
Speaker 3: The traffic updates. You broadcast this podcast on the sevens
Speaker 3: and fifteens, right, that's why people are duning it for
Speaker 3: traffic updates.
Speaker 1: I like that.
Speaker 2: I like that, Chris.
Speaker 5: You will always say a lot of people doubt it,
Speaker 5: when I actually bet no one doubts it at all.
Speaker 2: Really, well, yeah, don't you think?
Speaker 1: Well, a lot of people when it comes up in conversation,
Speaker 1: they're like, now, do you guys really record in the car?
Speaker 2: Do they really? Yeah, where are you going?
Speaker 3: No? Not really, I guess, but you have a bank
Speaker 3: of ambient noise that you play in your professional recording studio.
Speaker 1: My cocktail party, I just didn't have Michael Winslow in
Speaker 1: the back doing fully work.
Speaker 3: Oh we're in helicopter now for some reason.
Speaker 2: Helicopters and car crashes. What's going on?
Speaker 3: You know? I actually I have to have a lot
Speaker 3: of conversations like that working for at midnight because people
Speaker 3: are like, but they're just making it up, right, Like
Speaker 3: saying you're a writer on that show is like it,
Speaker 3: and people assume that everyone is just making up.
Speaker 1: Well, I've told people that after you told me that
Speaker 1: even some of the top comics that are on there
Speaker 1: either don't take the time or choose your jokes over
Speaker 1: their own, right.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I mean I guess kind of how it
Speaker 3: works is that we write you know, Chris's copy and
Speaker 3: some kind of extra and yeah, just for the you know,
Speaker 3: the comics to score points, have to make a joke
Speaker 3: about something, and yeah, just we always kind of just
Speaker 3: assume that maybe someone won't have time to write or
Speaker 3: won't know the show well enough, so we try and
Speaker 3: make sure they have so it's not that different bunch
Speaker 3: of jokes when they go in. Some people love to
Speaker 3: write all their own, some people to you know, mash
Speaker 3: it out with the writers. It's a matter of preference.
Speaker 3: Well so, yeah, but always yeah, but the thing I
Speaker 3: feel like I'm always having to convince people of is
Speaker 3: they're not just making it up on the spot.
Speaker 1: Yeah right, yeah, and everyone's always disappointed when they hear that.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, really, even people that should know better.
Speaker 3: Yeah, sorry, Oh sorry if I bummed anybody out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, they aren't just jokes aren't flying out of
Speaker 1: their mouth. It's perfectly worded based on a video.
Speaker 5: They just people always forget that television is there to
Speaker 5: make money, and so if it's not good, people won't
Speaker 5: watch it, and therefore they won't make any money, so.
Speaker 2: They have to do everything they can to make sure
Speaker 2: it's going to be good.
Speaker 1: And you know what, sometimes isn't good a show where
Speaker 1: everyone's flying by the sea.
Speaker 3: Their oft randomly watching YouTube videos trying to come up
Speaker 3: with Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well this guy did after he got up, I got nothing.
Speaker 1: Well that's zero points for you. And boy, what a
Speaker 1: terrible episode.
Speaker 5: We Well, everyone brought what they could bring, and I
Speaker 5: guess we just have to live with our results.
Speaker 1: Thanks for watching at midnight Colon, where we try our best.
Speaker 3: Hopefully you thought the videos were funny because that was
Speaker 3: the only content.
Speaker 1: Well, that's kind of what we did on the day
Speaker 1: they have it with the panel. And then it was
Speaker 1: always surprising who would come in, Like who was that
Speaker 1: actor that was on New Adventures of Old Christine that
Speaker 1: came in with his own jokes and he's not a comic.
Speaker 3: But he's a great joke. Yeah, I remember this. This
Speaker 3: is Clark Greg Wholsen from The Avengers. Yeah, and I
Speaker 3: just had a lot of great one liners he could
Speaker 3: have written for Tosh.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 3: For some reason, his role in the biggest film franchise
Speaker 3: of all time.
Speaker 1: Goes away and he was excited. He's like, well, I
Speaker 1: actually have my and he pulled out this piece of
Speaker 1: paper and he was all smiling, and I'm like, y'all,
Speaker 1: you're my favorite person all of a sudden. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that guy really charmed the pants off me. I mean
Speaker 1: I we had sex.
Speaker 3: Oh god.
Speaker 1: I always come in out of nowhere with that you know,
Speaker 1: that dirty humor? Oh yeah, everyone loves it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Chris, come on, you know I I I was
Speaker 3: like you for a long time. Yeah, But then I
Speaker 3: had this conversation with my mom and apparently you don't
Speaker 3: need to be dirty to be funny.
Speaker 2: Oh what do you need to be funny?
Speaker 5: Uh?
Speaker 3: You know, just like observe something about everyday life, Like
Speaker 3: you know, the parking at Trader Joe's. It's pretty bad?
Speaker 2: Is it bad?
Speaker 3: It's pretty bad.
Speaker 1: Everyone can relate to it too.
Speaker 3: And I didn't even say cutting there and we all
Speaker 3: had a good laugh.
Speaker 2: Got it. I feel like the cunt was implied in
Speaker 2: you know.
Speaker 1: What if the parking at Trady Trady Josie. If the
Speaker 1: parking at Trady Josie, it's nothing, it's not county, it's
Speaker 1: I mean it's county. Oh never mind, Oh, I everything
Speaker 1: I step in turns to shit, wait does that Jordan?
Speaker 2: Is this your first staff writing job on like.
Speaker 3: A yeah, yeah, this is my first like wga.
Speaker 2: Is that right?
Speaker 3: Job it is?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's so exciting.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's very exciting and you're loving it, loving it.
Speaker 3: It's a very fun job. Yes, a goofing around. I
Speaker 3: feel like, what's the day I laughed so hard? I cry?
Speaker 3: Oh that's good, just like hanging around. So it's yeah,
Speaker 3: it's great.
Speaker 2: It's a good group of people and blanket patches there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's He's usually the reason I'm laughing so hard
Speaker 3: that I come to tears. He's a very funny man.
Speaker 5: He's a brilliant a brilliant, brilliant comedian. I've known him
Speaker 5: since I first started stand up in San Francisco. And
Speaker 5: one night we were at a party and we may
Speaker 5: or may not have been stoned out of our minds,
Speaker 5: and we were sitting in this room. Everybody was kind
Speaker 5: of standing around us, and Blaine and I were sitting
Speaker 5: next to each other on a bed, and he tapped
Speaker 5: my hand and then I turned to him and he
Speaker 5: held out his hand and he had folded two.
Speaker 2: Staples so that they were interlocking squares.
Speaker 5: And he goes, look, I may do some hydrogen and
Speaker 5: I almost lost my mind. It was like it was
Speaker 5: so funny, but it was so brilliant and it was
Speaker 5: so like personalized.
Speaker 2: And I was baked. So I was just like, what
Speaker 2: just happened? Like I've had a nervous breakdown of loving Blaine.
Speaker 3: I know. Yeah, it is. It's such a like it
Speaker 3: is such a sense of humor that makes you want
Speaker 3: to like hug him more, go to Yosemite.
Speaker 2: Or something like that, just climb half done together.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah. There are like those people who make
Speaker 3: you laugh and you want to like high five of
Speaker 3: them or so. I don't know. It is a very
Speaker 3: like you're like, ah, get over here, you.
Speaker 1: Get over you.
Speaker 5: You well, because you know, people can be very people
Speaker 5: can use comedy to be kind of uh snobs really
Speaker 5: or me or beat you know, it's like a contest.
Speaker 2: It's so much better. It's it's so much.
Speaker 5: I respect people so much more that do it to
Speaker 5: like bring everybody together.
Speaker 2: I don't know, it's Christmas time.
Speaker 5: I guess I'm getting a little Is it too much
Speaker 5: for you?
Speaker 3: No, I'm glad that we're going here.
Speaker 2: Let's go here.
Speaker 3: Oh here, let's get wraw. I think to talk about
Speaker 3: real uncensored. It's podcasts are for wrang.
Speaker 1: Let's talk about it. Who's done their Christmas shopping?
Speaker 2: I said that fine, I said.
Speaker 5: I just saw a thing today that said last minute shopping,
Speaker 5: and I was like, oh, ship, we're at last minute already.
Speaker 3: I haven't bought it. I haven't bought a dam thing.
Speaker 1: Tell me where do they have? First minute shopping is
Speaker 1: essentially the place I need to go there.
Speaker 2: I feel like that was the comedy that pushes people away.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it is. That was an example that
Speaker 1: you were just doing examples. I'm just showing examples. Earlier,
Speaker 1: I was showing examples of jokes that don't make sense.
Speaker 1: I could like to cover all the bases of comedy.
Speaker 2: Comedy.
Speaker 1: I yeah, I wait till I'm home to do my shopping.
Speaker 1: The end, and that was Christmas.
Speaker 3: Oh, you'll probably go into Montana. Yeah, I can't believe
Speaker 3: I will be, And I know I have to Northern California.
Speaker 1: Yes, I mean Pedaluma. God, I love the name of
Speaker 1: your hometown.
Speaker 2: Thank you. I think it's precious.
Speaker 3: It's a meta Christmas.
Speaker 1: I mean, if a linguist was here, I think the
Speaker 1: word pedaluma is up there with elbow far as beauty. Yes,
Speaker 1: of the English language, elbow is of course the most
Speaker 1: beautiful word and a decent britpop band.
Speaker 3: And on some people, and.
Speaker 1: Yes, which is fascinating, and on a select few it's
Speaker 1: the part that makes your armband.
Speaker 3: Speaking of, I'm noticing a store over here that I've
Speaker 3: never seen before. It's called blow and Go, Blow and
Speaker 3: go La. It's probably a vape store. No, I think.
Speaker 1: It's for people that don't have time for relationships, want
Speaker 1: to get It's.
Speaker 3: Just a glory whole with a really nice sign.
Speaker 5: Yes this is They used to call them jack shacks.
Speaker 5: I think people decided that that was not very cleo.
Speaker 5: I got that from Greg Fitzimmons. That's where you get blowouts, lady,
Speaker 5: the ladies get their blows Okay, I do I have
Speaker 5: to be there all of.
Speaker 1: Our guess that's where wrong. I wish it was just
Speaker 1: a vape vapor coming out of a glory hole.
Speaker 2: You get high. Second here you dick.
Speaker 1: In in or your mouth on it. Either way thirty
Speaker 1: nine you're dicking a USB board.
Speaker 2: Blow and go, ladies and gentlemen. That would actually be
Speaker 2: a great sponsor for this podcast.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you've been looking her sponsor board. Yeah. We just
Speaker 1: figure if we mentioned people, they'll eventually be listening. And
Speaker 1: that's how it works, right Jordan's yeah.
Speaker 3: No, that's it. You want to do some you know
Speaker 3: you're gonna want to do some for free? Just mentions, Yes, yes,
Speaker 3: positive mentions.
Speaker 1: See who we are. It's like wearing Nikes on TV
Speaker 1: and then and then cawing Nike and saying, hey, I've
Speaker 1: been wearing your shoes. What do you think of that?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: What do I get?
Speaker 1: But instead I just mentioned Nikes.
Speaker 3: Guys, is there a service you're using to send massive
Speaker 3: amounts of email? Just setting you guys up to it's
Speaker 3: always sweet male Chimp dollars?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah they Male Chimp doesn't need anything anymore with
Speaker 5: their not only with their serial association, but then with
Speaker 5: the mispronunciation that everyone loves to make the same joke
Speaker 5: about over and.
Speaker 3: That's the weirdest. That's the weirdest thing, Memed.
Speaker 5: It's it's the I don't actually know it because I
Speaker 5: only listened to half of one episode of Cereal and
Speaker 5: I was like, eh, but apparently do you know?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I could maybe explain it so the cereal it's
Speaker 3: this like true crime podcast. It's just spin off of
Speaker 3: this American life. Everybody's listening to it.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, talking about it for me?
Speaker 3: Yeah, if you are on a first date or over
Speaker 3: or are sitting next to people who are on a
Speaker 3: first date, what your cereal theory will come up? And Uh,
Speaker 3: they run this ad for male Chimp where it's just
Speaker 3: I guess they got people on the street to read
Speaker 3: the copy and one person when there's this woman who
Speaker 3: to clear the English second language and she says Malekimp
Speaker 3: instead of male Chimp. Uh huh uh and that's it.
Speaker 3: And that's and then everyone has a male Kimp joke.
Speaker 3: Now I feel like, oh wow, the first one I
Speaker 3: saw was someone just tweeted male Kimp. Did it?
Speaker 2: Yes, that's it's that tweet.
Speaker 5: Sure, in all of various ways where that's I kind
Speaker 5: of love living through Twitter that way where I don't
Speaker 5: ever participate in anything.
Speaker 2: Sure, I don't watch things.
Speaker 5: I just watch the repetitive jokes that come through the
Speaker 5: Twitter feed.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and that's how I keep in touch with what's
Speaker 2: going on.
Speaker 1: Don't you ever do some hashtag at midnight stuff? I
Speaker 1: don't I do sometimes if it if it speaks to me,
Speaker 1: if it's mess up a porn with a horror movie
Speaker 1: or something I like fitting things together.
Speaker 3: I try and when I when I again. Something I
Speaker 3: have to deal with with the job is explaining to
Speaker 3: people that it's not absolutely at lived one hundred percent
Speaker 3: of the time.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 3: And like just watching someone's face when I say that
Speaker 3: I work for the show, and I can feel like
Speaker 3: I can tell pretty quick when I need to apologize
Speaker 3: for it making Twitter a little annoyed. People start to
Speaker 3: grimace a little in the ah, Yeah, we know. I
Speaker 3: mean the hashtag warts it's it. You know a lot
Speaker 3: of people love it, but it's it's you know, it
Speaker 3: takes over and you know.
Speaker 2: It's so brilliant because that's the first show.
Speaker 5: Like I've worked on a lot of shows that have
Speaker 5: wanted to figure out how to use Twitter, and they'll
Speaker 5: talk about it. They'll tell you like, we need to
Speaker 5: figure out how to how to use Twitter for our show,
Speaker 5: and it's like who knows how to do that? And
Speaker 5: that show immediately did it perfectly with the exact way
Speaker 5: that people That's the reason people are on Twitter.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I want to write good jokes to have other
Speaker 2: people think they're good. Sure, totally, it's really brilliant. I
Speaker 2: just don't do it because I don't. I don't know.
Speaker 2: I think i'm kind.
Speaker 3: Of you have a hard time creating portmanteaus.
Speaker 2: Quickly, Yes, but that's not a night.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I mean, I guess the tough part of it is that,
Speaker 3: you know, the obvious ones are pretty easy to think of,
Speaker 3: and you know, you're probably the tenth person doing dork
Speaker 3: side of the mood or whatever.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but I like seeing what other people come up with,
Speaker 5: and I think it's very cool how many people that
Speaker 5: aren't you know, don't live in Los Angeles or New
Speaker 5: York can participate and be good.
Speaker 2: You know, it's totally just there's so many funny.
Speaker 1: People out there that totally Chris Hardwicks, because he's very
Speaker 1: smart about these things. Do you think that was like
Speaker 1: his mission statement? He knew that would happen with.
Speaker 3: So yeah, that's a great question. Who's whose design that was?
Speaker 3: But yeah, you the people who put together the show
Speaker 3: are all pretty pretty Internet savvy, and I think that
Speaker 3: you know, we're you know, weren't just like Johnny Com
Speaker 3: lately the kids like to tweet. We got to put
Speaker 3: a yeah, but hashtag joke show, so they all know
Speaker 3: to watch, you know, like it. I think every yeah,
Speaker 3: everybody was was pretty savvy about it, and I think, yeah,
Speaker 3: I do think the ways they use that stuff are
Speaker 3: fun and not annoying and yeah, and then feeds into
Speaker 3: the way that people actually use the thing anyways.
Speaker 2: So it's smart.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not like you know, Bronny going like what's
Speaker 3: your hashtag paper towel moment.
Speaker 2: It's like that exactly.
Speaker 5: It's always so shoved in there and in other ways
Speaker 5: where it's just or or if you tape ahead of time,
Speaker 5: because that's the other huge advantage is it's live for
Speaker 5: you know whatever like to take. But most of the
Speaker 5: time people want you to do things that can't be
Speaker 5: done unless you are like a live show, right because
Speaker 5: it's like, well, we can you know, do put a
Speaker 5: call out on Twitter, but then we have to like
Speaker 5: it's going to be the two days later when we
Speaker 5: actually put this on the air. It's all that kind
Speaker 5: of stuff that you know, it's hard to get around
Speaker 5: and figure out.
Speaker 2: And your show did.
Speaker 3: It, You did it, you guys, Yay, Yay.
Speaker 2: People like it.
Speaker 1: I got an email today I was striving home late
Speaker 1: one night from a party show a show and then
Speaker 1: a party, and I rounded that corner at the interchange
Speaker 1: of the one ten one on one coming south on
Speaker 1: the one on one, and an entire building was on fire.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and it was so and they somehow the
Speaker 1: freeway was closed. I was the only person.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this was like a famous fire.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like I saw lots of lots of the video
Speaker 1: I got was just me driving and panning across the
Speaker 1: whole thing. And clearly it looks like it was systematically,
Speaker 1: like someone ran every ten feet and lit a fuse.
Speaker 1: Like I I drove by it, like, oh wow, and
Speaker 1: arson has occurred, Yes, because it was an entire building.
Speaker 3: It would be like a like kind of swinky loft apartment. Yes.
Speaker 1: And I don't know it's somehow the builder. It's controversial
Speaker 1: in some way already.
Speaker 5: I just read an article about it where they said
Speaker 5: part of the controversy is that they're trying to stick
Speaker 5: in really fancy apartment buildings and like put in sky
Speaker 5: walks so that nobody has to go down where homeless
Speaker 5: people are.
Speaker 3: Oh I don't like the good A walkway that can
Speaker 3: go right into the gastro pub. Yeah, you can get
Speaker 3: your fifteen dollars truffle Burger.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a show, mister shojoke. We're going to build
Speaker 1: a glasshouse so you can look down on all the
Speaker 1: poor people and see what we've whatever.
Speaker 3: It will be glass, it'll be like an iPad.
Speaker 2: It'll definitely be interact media. Yeah, yes, your condescension can
Speaker 2: be interacted.
Speaker 1: My video was very It's horrifying though. I'll show you
Speaker 1: guys the video in it.
Speaker 2: I showed people at work. It's crazy.
Speaker 1: And so some guy that is like a media go
Speaker 1: to like someone that probably you know, if someone's like
Speaker 1: a web researcher for a show, they go to that
Speaker 1: someone like it's called Junkin.
Speaker 3: Ju Jucin media. Yeah, that's a probably run into on
Speaker 3: and midnight a lot is like if there's a video
Speaker 3: we want to use and it's popular, it'll be owned
Speaker 3: by Jukin.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so we went. Yeah, I don't know when I
Speaker 1: start getting money, but I guess the whole point of
Speaker 1: my story, you guys, is I'm about to be rich.
Speaker 2: Oh well, because you know, they they did decide that
Speaker 2: that was arson.
Speaker 5: Oh really, it just got Yeah, because because buildings don't
Speaker 5: catch on fire all at once.
Speaker 1: Right, That's what I was. Yeah, that's crazy. See I
Speaker 1: figured that out earlier as I drove by it, and
Speaker 1: that was the comment that I was like, do you
Speaker 1: have anything to say about this video? As I signed
Speaker 1: my little agreement, and I said, it clearly looked like
Speaker 1: it was lay at every ten feet, so I knew.
Speaker 3: I see, Do you think you maybe have a have
Speaker 3: a future career in filming and then figuring out what
Speaker 3: happened with fire forensics?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think like de Niro and Backdrop, I always felt.
Speaker 1: Like a little bit like I can really relate to
Speaker 1: shows like n CIS, but I don't know what it's called,
Speaker 1: but when I watch it, I really do relate to
Speaker 1: the job that they do on that. So I feel like,
Speaker 1: I guess I'm retiring from stand up comedy on this podcast. Wait,
Speaker 1: I'm going to join the force.
Speaker 2: How does this affect my podcast?
Speaker 1: Not at all. We'll still show up and do it.
Speaker 5: Okay, Greedy, did you see Nightcrawler?
Speaker 1: I haven't.
Speaker 2: Oh you should see it. It's kind of what that
Speaker 2: did you see?
Speaker 3: Dan? I haven't seen it. No, I got the screener
Speaker 3: at home.
Speaker 1: It's good.
Speaker 2: I really liked it.
Speaker 1: I thought that was about fishing. I thought it was
Speaker 1: about fishing with.
Speaker 3: Your fishing with one of the X men.
Speaker 1: I've not seen that. I have not seen Whiplash. I've
Speaker 1: not seen all those guys.
Speaker 3: I quite liked Whiplash.
Speaker 2: I did too. Yeah, I like that kid.
Speaker 3: How much drumming do you think that kid was doing
Speaker 3: in real life? Yeah?
Speaker 2: He really drums.
Speaker 1: I think he's really a drummer boy.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I don't think he's that as good as his character
Speaker 5: is good, right, but I think he really does drums well.
Speaker 1: Actually, for the movie, just for the purposes of sound,
Speaker 1: they had him marching to the beat of a different drummer.
Speaker 3: We just did you guys see the shirtless muscular Santa.
Speaker 3: We just passed. Oh, we're driving through West Hollywood. Not
Speaker 3: only was there a new bar which I had not scene,
Speaker 3: which could probably be a good companion bar to blow
Speaker 3: and go it's just called pump no really, and standing
Speaker 3: outside taking pictures of everyone was shirtless muscle Santa. He
Speaker 3: was great, was hot, he was really hot. He looks
Speaker 3: super hot, shaved, he was shaved. Friendly. This guy, I'm
Speaker 3: writing his grinder right now. Do you guys want to
Speaker 3: go back and get pictures with it? I bet Santa
Speaker 3: is Sanna's totally Fortunately, we know he.
Speaker 2: Is the chillist.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean he's been flying over Amsterdam all these years.
Speaker 3: Just flies to a cloud of mos contact high. It's cool.
Speaker 3: I'm down.
Speaker 1: I'm down. You still get presents. It's the seventies.
Speaker 3: Stocking was filled with roach clips.
Speaker 1: With care.
Speaker 3: I do have a roach clip that I prefer, and
Speaker 3: it makes me feel bad about myself. I'm like, oh,
Speaker 3: you shouldn't have a favorite one. It's enough that you
Speaker 3: own one, but you have one that you prefer over
Speaker 3: to the other one that is great.
Speaker 2: Does it have a long piece of leather with a
Speaker 2: feather at the end that you wear as a baretta?
Speaker 3: God? I wish. Oh, now I have a new favorite one?
Speaker 3: Is that one you describe?
Speaker 2: My cousin Lisa wore that one in her hair all
Speaker 2: of my childhood.
Speaker 3: Oh boy, she was a classic sa guys.
Speaker 1: I wasn't sure what a roach clip is until you
Speaker 1: made it a hair product, And now I remember all
Speaker 1: the roach clips my sister had in her hair.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was very common.
Speaker 3: Sorry, Chris, your sister was a drug addict.
Speaker 1: Well, I oh that Angeline. I thought she's just like fringe.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, that was Angeline where this is a
Speaker 5: Night of a Thousand Stores.
Speaker 1: Angeline is she's just a woman who owns a pink corvette.
Speaker 5: Right well, and she has the face of an anime
Speaker 5: character that is melting on the bottom.
Speaker 2: Have you ever seen her?
Speaker 1: I realize when they leave anime out in the sun.
Speaker 5: Yes, if you buy an anime candles. I saw her
Speaker 5: one night at that weird little store in Laura Canyon
Speaker 5: and she was in line in front of me, and
Speaker 5: she the top part of her face looks like she's nineteen,
Speaker 5: and the bottom part is the part that you can't
Speaker 5: do anything about when you're aging, which is like the
Speaker 5: around your mouth and all that. And she's like, I
Speaker 5: think in her late sixties or early seventies.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's really old.
Speaker 1: Before she's always got like a young dude in her corvette,
Speaker 1: right yeah.
Speaker 3: I think she drives around in that corvette and I
Speaker 3: think she shows t shirts out of the trunk.
Speaker 1: And what did did she do? I'm not trying to
Speaker 1: disrespect the woman. She may have a be a Rhodes scholar,
Speaker 1: but is she an ex porn star?
Speaker 3: Yeah? I don't really know what her story. I don't
Speaker 3: really know anything about her other than that she someone
Speaker 3: she has some sort of weird sugar daddy that buys
Speaker 3: billboards of okay, yeah, oh wow. And then but I
Speaker 3: think just cruises around parks her signature pink corvette and
Speaker 3: sells you t shirts out of the trunk.
Speaker 5: Oh wow, she just became one of those like almost
Speaker 5: like the naked cowboy in Times Square.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's like that guy of LA where she's famous
Speaker 2: for just being herself.
Speaker 1: Now does she have big fake balloon like fun bag boobies. Yes,
Speaker 1: I figured I know what she does.
Speaker 2: You should be a detective.
Speaker 1: She's like all that reminds me of the some lady
Speaker 1: almost jumped into the street and was yelling at me
Speaker 1: because I almost hit her. But she again, she leapt
Speaker 1: into the street and I was just driving and I
Speaker 1: and I said, ah, clam it, clown tits, clamt clown tits.
Speaker 1: And then I immediately felt like a bad person.
Speaker 2: Did she hear you?
Speaker 1: I hope not?
Speaker 2: Did she clam it?
Speaker 1: Oh, clown tits?
Speaker 2: Jordan? How long have you lived in La?
Speaker 3: I lived in LA since two thousand and five. Oh
Speaker 3: so yeah, a good long coming up on coming upon
Speaker 3: ten years. It is coming up on that coming up
Speaker 3: on a deuce. But Jordan deuces.
Speaker 1: You're originally from Orange County.
Speaker 3: Originally from Orange County. Yeah, and you know a lot
Speaker 3: of people like my people who have moved here. Oh well,
Speaker 3: you're basically from LA. But it like when I first
Speaker 3: moved up here, it could not have felt more different.
Speaker 1: It felt felt like it's so different.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so so as a kid, you didn't come here
Speaker 1: with your family and and.
Speaker 3: Yeah, really, my dad would periodically run the La Marathons,
Speaker 3: would come up here. I enjoyed going to the Bad
Speaker 3: Would Oh. I really liked going to the Little Brea Tarbets.
Speaker 3: That was like a favorite once a year thing that
Speaker 3: we would do.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, look the Silver Spoon is something called Connie
Speaker 1: and Ted's and looks like a space age pirates.
Speaker 3: Yeah that's the place for Yeah, that used to be
Speaker 3: a fun little of greasy dive bar.
Speaker 1: I liked it.
Speaker 3: Now it's an overpriced oyster place.
Speaker 1: Get out of here with your clams.
Speaker 3: And I know, clam them gave these clams and clam
Speaker 3: them boots.
Speaker 1: I'm always surprised here from Orange County because everyone thinks
Speaker 1: of Orange County and they think surfer bro Sure, graphic
Speaker 1: tea UFC bleach, blonde hair, keep going the sails a
Speaker 1: lot White Supremacists. Yeah, they have a black truck that
Speaker 1: is all suicide murdered out. Yeah, it's called murdered out
Speaker 1: suicided out. If you're a doucy guy that's depressed, but
Speaker 1: you're not, you're not that you like punk rock.
Speaker 3: Though, I do like punk, yeah, I mean I think
Speaker 3: that's that's that's something that I still I still have
Speaker 3: with me that is very Orange County is like loving
Speaker 3: the Vandals.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, and you still go to punk rock shows, right,
Speaker 1: I do.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I have our buddy Mike who we worked with
Speaker 3: at Fuel.
Speaker 1: My buddy too. He's my buddy too. It's right on
Speaker 1: Fairfax up.
Speaker 2: Here, which way right on Fairfax.
Speaker 3: I think it's a little bit not. I mean, I
Speaker 3: think we like, you know, going to shows and seeing
Speaker 3: bands and stuff. But he his wife had a they
Speaker 3: had their first baby, and I think he struck some
Speaker 3: sort of deal where it's part of an excuse for
Speaker 3: him to get out of the house. I think it's
Speaker 3: like something like whenever there's a mid nineties punk band
Speaker 3: in town, we will just go see them. That's great,
Speaker 3: even if maybe neither of us is super stoked to
Speaker 3: see Pulley yeah, or jug hads revenge that we'll just go.
Speaker 3: But yeah, it's it's just it's just a funny chose
Speaker 3: to get to get wrecked with the buddies.
Speaker 1: Ever do you ever watch you ever hit the pit?
Speaker 3: Oh? God, what did I do? You know? I went?
Speaker 3: I went to see the Dwarves the other day.
Speaker 1: Yeah, who are famous for just kicking people. Yeah, they
Speaker 1: up front row they'll just kick someone in the face.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, a reputation for being violent in the you know,
Speaker 3: people who get banned from venues. They were perfect, gentleman.
Speaker 3: I'll say new songs sounded great. Sometimes when you get
Speaker 3: to see those old bands, it can be a little
Speaker 3: bit sad, like, all right, these are you know, there's
Speaker 3: some chunky fifty year old.
Speaker 1: Well that guy's been working. He's like been in Queens
Speaker 1: of that Stone Age and all that.
Speaker 3: He's oh wow. Yeah. They they sounded terrific And yeah,
Speaker 3: I don't usually like timash, but it was so it
Speaker 3: sounded so good and was so intense that I was
Speaker 3: I was taken by the spirit. I was compelled by
Speaker 3: the spirit level. It was I was almost as pumped
Speaker 3: for that show as I was for Havin a Gila. I.
Speaker 3: I got through about half of a song, half of
Speaker 3: a ninety second song in the mosh pit, but I
Speaker 3: felt pretty good afterwards.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they weren't You're not. They weren't even stopping on
Speaker 1: the on the champagne bottle. Jordan just grabbed a beer
Speaker 1: bottle and shattered it in a punk.
Speaker 2: Rock style and a Jewish wedding.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, you wanted to get in.
Speaker 3: The mash fozzil top motherfucker's when I yelled.
Speaker 1: That's the famous Swartzenegger line. Mother fuckers.
Speaker 2: Did you ever like face to face?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: There I do. I really like them. I like we've
Speaker 1: talked about this. It's gotten heated. Jordan and I do
Speaker 1: it a little bit of a slap fight here. Oh
Speaker 1: that was my face for those listening. I just hit
Speaker 1: my own lands married somehow. It made me bite my tongue.
Speaker 1: I really wish I hadn't done that. I haven't hung
Speaker 1: out with Joanah Ray all that much, but one night
Speaker 1: we ended up at the House Blues and there was
Speaker 1: just a death metal band that had pretty much ninety
Speaker 1: five percent Latino fans, and so you look down at
Speaker 1: the audience and everyone had these long black mulleted like
Speaker 1: it was just a sea of hair bobbing back and
Speaker 1: it was the coolest thing ever. But the pit there
Speaker 1: was like a pretty fast moving circle, like where they're
Speaker 1: almost running counterclockwise in a circle.
Speaker 2: Wo.
Speaker 1: And we went down there just to look at or
Speaker 1: I thought we were just looking at it, and Jonah
Speaker 1: looked at me and he just took off his glasses
Speaker 1: and slowly put them in his pocket and just jumped
Speaker 1: in there and was immediately like getting punched and hitting people.
Speaker 1: And he had like a cut on his face, and
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, man, John Wray's kind of badass.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I mean I think the thing that, you know, if
Speaker 3: he grew up with that kind of music, you have
Speaker 3: a lot of special memories of Yeah, washing to your
Speaker 3: favorite band. I do, and yeah, but sometimes it just
Speaker 3: sounds so good that you have to try it again.
Speaker 1: Yeah, would I think, yeah, under the right. I know
Speaker 1: I'm deaf from going to shows as a young person.
Speaker 1: I can't hear if there's ambient Like last night I
Speaker 1: was at a party, people are talking to me. I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm deaf. I just say that now. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I absolutely can't hear. And I know it's from standing
Speaker 1: next to the same speaker at Jay's upstairs in Missilla,
Speaker 1: Montana every weekend.
Speaker 5: I have the same thing whe when people talk to
Speaker 5: me parties, I have to go, I'm sorry, what And
Speaker 5: then I lean into the right like, I mean my
Speaker 5: right ear in like.
Speaker 2: An old lady.
Speaker 1: What you're realizing right now is your good ear?
Speaker 2: Exactly?
Speaker 1: It's fun funnel.
Speaker 2: What's that your horn? Old fashioned to your horn?
Speaker 1: I like it?
Speaker 3: Oh so yeah, I'm up here by the grove.
Speaker 1: How do you like it over here by the grove?
Speaker 1: Do you utilize their farmer's market?
Speaker 3: You know what, guys, I'm kind of at the grove
Speaker 3: a lot. Oh yeah. For those not from La the
Speaker 3: Grove is a very kind of cheesy, touristy mall. It's
Speaker 3: like where you would take your mom when she comes
Speaker 3: to town.
Speaker 1: Yes, that being said, did anthropology get in those new
Speaker 1: never mind?
Speaker 3: I don't know what they're going to be excited for.
Speaker 1: I was for thing and then I couldn't say the
Speaker 1: fake thing.
Speaker 5: You know, someone just told me that they have the
Speaker 5: there's a Museum of Tolerance at the grove.
Speaker 3: No what, Oh, you know what? It's behind the grove.
Speaker 3: It's not actually on the grounds. But yes, I know, I.
Speaker 2: Thought it was a stop on the trolley.
Speaker 3: Right, but no, get aino tour it around? Yeah, get
Speaker 3: give empathize with the juice and then.
Speaker 6: Get yeah, exactly, have a nice solid It's hard you
Speaker 6: want empathize for the Jews here because they're really shoving
Speaker 6: Jesus's Christmas down your throat those lights.
Speaker 2: That is Did they still make it snow.
Speaker 3: Around five? I think around five if they do a
Speaker 3: snow bubble, that's a soap bubble snow.
Speaker 2: I really love it.
Speaker 1: Really, I love that. I like Christmas. I don't know
Speaker 1: about you guys, but I'll start.
Speaker 3: Talking about it.
Speaker 1: It's that kind of podcast.
Speaker 3: I love it. Oh look at all those controversial topics outside.
Speaker 1: It's rightful. My favorite thing to do in the grove
Speaker 1: is when that trolley comes along. I like to like
Speaker 1: what's that movie north by Northwest? Yeah, where I pretend
Speaker 1: it's chasing me. I'm gonna really slow and everyone sees
Speaker 1: it and they have a pretty good laugh and they
Speaker 1: don't even know who I am.
Speaker 2: Can I tell you what I thought you were gonna say?
Speaker 5: What I thought you're gonna say you ran next to
Speaker 5: it with blade hands like the t one.
Speaker 3: Tho oh, that's even blade hands. I'm gonna do it next,
Speaker 3: laid hand.
Speaker 2: Just some options. You always have options.
Speaker 3: That is my next.
Speaker 1: Oh that's a good one, Karen, turn right here. If
Speaker 1: you want to do it, you can do it. It's
Speaker 1: your idea.
Speaker 2: No, I don't run.
Speaker 1: Oh there's a big pothole. We're growing in it. Damn it, God,
Speaker 1: turn it, damn it, damn it.
Speaker 3: Directions to my house now include if you've hit smoking
Speaker 3: vape depot, you've gone too far. Oh that's great.
Speaker 2: There is a lot of vaping these days, a lot
Speaker 2: of vaping.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's how I quit smoking. I was buying those
Speaker 1: throwaway you know, East six that have anti freeze. I know,
Speaker 1: I believe. And ooh this is nice, this is beautiful.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a nice, little, nice little neighborhood. I love it. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I was reluctant to move kind of to the maybe
Speaker 3: one of the square places in Hollywood, but I just
Speaker 3: kind of love the apartment and now I'm fucking all
Speaker 3: about it.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, it's beautiful grove and talk about the convenient.
Speaker 2: Yeah, should I do this?
Speaker 3: Yeah that's great.
Speaker 2: I have to say, I really like I like the
Speaker 2: mid Wilshire.
Speaker 5: District, like it down there a little bit, but I
Speaker 5: like they have really beautiful, old fashioned looking apartments.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Mine's from the thirties and yeah it's really like
Speaker 3: cool and weird and has an ironing board in the.
Speaker 1: Wall that comes down like a Murphy bed.
Speaker 3: Yeah it totally does.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's like this weird little fireplace. So yeah, I
Speaker 3: think I think you're.
Speaker 1: Are you gonna put your TV in your fireplace? Like
Speaker 1: you were supposed to do at your old place?
Speaker 3: Oh, I'm remember, I know, but kept talking about it.
Speaker 3: He never did ever happen.
Speaker 1: He had a perfect mantle. It was the exact size
Speaker 1: of his slat screen. Every time I went there, I'm like,
Speaker 1: you gotta put that TV in the fireplace and have
Speaker 1: a DVD of Fire playing on it?
Speaker 3: And did you know that was part of my plan? Yeah?
Speaker 3: I never did. I willfully disobeyed you.
Speaker 1: I bought at a target ninety nine cent DVDs of
Speaker 1: Fire because I wanted to give you one.
Speaker 3: But I'm just saying, I hope you appreciate you appreciate it.
Speaker 1: TV, So I gotta get away from the beach. You
Speaker 1: need a roommate. Right, it's a deal on I just said, Uh,
Speaker 1: don't worry, Jordan, I love cats.
Speaker 3: That's true, you do enjoy Yeah, that'll be that'll be
Speaker 3: an that won't be a big adjustment. You could show
Speaker 3: you and the cattle getting.
Speaker 1: I'm not allergic to cats unless I lift their tail
Speaker 1: and I put my face there and then I get weazy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just don't do that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm allergic to buttoles.
Speaker 3: Jordan Holm. Is this the end of the podcast? It
Speaker 3: were it?
Speaker 1: Yeah? We usually have a ceremony, but right now it
Speaker 1: involves us honking. And there's a baby right there, so
Speaker 1: I'm just buying time. There's actually baby.
Speaker 3: Kind of a fidgety looking dog.
Speaker 2: That dog would lose it.
Speaker 1: That's a companion. That's a companion.
Speaker 3: God, oh he is. He's got a little vest.
Speaker 1: He's just a little cub scout.
Speaker 3: It's his snuggling merit badge. I'll give him that bad
Speaker 3: Yeah a million.
Speaker 5: Do you have anything to plug or like, anything that
Speaker 5: you want to talk about that people would know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I do a podcast. It's called Jordan jesse Go.
Speaker 3: I love Chris are too frequent beloved guests?
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, we love it. We love it, Jordan.
Speaker 3: Jesse go it's an iTunes at maximum fund dot or
Speaker 3: at maximum fund dot org. Yes, and uh at Midnight's
Speaker 3: on Company Central Monday, Thursday midnight.
Speaker 2: Are you gonna do it midnight or have you done it?
Speaker 3: There's there's been talks, preliminary talks. I would like to Yeah,
Speaker 3: so perhaps.
Speaker 1: Right if you do do it? Yeah, we should all
Speaker 1: be well, we should well, let's just plan this out
Speaker 1: and then we'll just pitch it to them. Yeah, the
Speaker 1: three of us together on panel. What do you say?
Speaker 3: Oh? Sure, the the do you need a ride gang? Yeah,
Speaker 3: let's get two posts and a guy who was on
Speaker 3: it once.
Speaker 1: Yeah, everyone's and three thousand people will clap somewhere.
Speaker 2: Total is three thousand or number and the last one.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's nice.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not bad. That's cozy.
Speaker 3: That's cozy. Jordan's you guys have it. Who's the who's
Speaker 3: the highest guest? Who's gotten the most?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 5: Boy, I wonder Dave Anthony got them most because he's
Speaker 5: got really because the Walking Room and the Dull Up
Speaker 5: having such popular podcasts and he's like huge in Australia.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I think it either was.
Speaker 5: Him or uh Todd Glass or Todd Barry.
Speaker 1: Or Todd Barry, one of those guys, or people like
Speaker 1: James and Domian. These are all guests that aren't Jordan's.
Speaker 3: Right now we have them all out of the one
Speaker 3: and I'm coming for you.
Speaker 2: Was great?
Speaker 1: She really, I mean her ability package and nice.
Speaker 3: She's nice, then it really does, Jordan, thank you for
Speaker 3: being super fun.
Speaker 1: And for those of you listening now you've been listening
Speaker 1: to do you need a ride? D y n A R?
Speaker 1: Are you leaving?
Speaker 2: You wanna way back? Either way?
Speaker 3: We want to be.
Speaker 4: There, doesn't matter how much baggage you claim and give
Speaker 4: us time and they turning on and gave me. We
Speaker 4: want to send you off inside. We want to welcome
Speaker 4: you back home.
Speaker 2: Tell us all about it. We scared her?
Speaker 6: Was it fine.
Speaker 1: Now? Porn father?
Speaker 2: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?
Speaker 2: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 3: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 2: Do you need to ride? Do you need ride?
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 2: Do you need.
Speaker 1: With Karen and cress
Speaker 3: H