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Speaker 2: Tell us all about it? We scared her?

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Speaker 1: Was it fine?

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Speaker 3: Now? Porn?

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Speaker 2: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 2: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 2: Do you need to ride? Do you need ride?

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Speaker 1: With Karen and Chris h welcome to Do you need

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Speaker 2: My name is Karen Colgara.

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Speaker 1: We are at Lax, our favorite place in all the world,

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Speaker 1: number one airport of all time, where planes land and

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Speaker 1: People are going to be darting to and fro without

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Speaker 2: Yep, it's we started.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna love it.

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Speaker 5: We're gonna and we're gonna get into it. We're gonna

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Speaker 1: The crop is good this year and Karen and I

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we're gonna grow some high corn and walk through it.

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Speaker 1: Maybe I'll grow a green middle finger when I flip

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Speaker 1: Yeah. People really, they almost feel bad when you flip

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they're like, look look at that angry zombie.

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Speaker 1: Just my finger is dead. We're picking up Jordan Morris

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Speaker 2: I love Jordan Morris. He's one of the greats.

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Speaker 1: I love him too. He's a good friend. And we're

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Speaker 1: picking up up at Southwest Airlines. Oh okay, sponsor, do

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Speaker 1: you need a ride?

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Speaker 2: Should I be doing something different than what I'm.

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Speaker 1: Doing right now? You're doing exactly what you should be doing.

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Speaker 5: I'm gonna need your guidance. I'm a little bit under

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Speaker 5: the weather today. I am too emotionally, are you emotionally?

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Speaker 1: I mean, you know, we all get down. It's Sunday.

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Speaker 1: It's kind of gloomy. I slept most of the day.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe I should be inspired to rhyme.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, let's let's do some I was gonna say freebase rapping.

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Speaker 2: That's not right.

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Speaker 1: Let's take our wraps and melt them in a spoon.

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Speaker 2: And inhale the fumes and do it real.

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Speaker 1: Soon I feel, oh wow, you did one. So if

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Speaker 1: I like to rap like a dad. When you go

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Speaker 2: It's pretty great. That's their rhythm. It's from the forties.

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Speaker 5: And oh, you know what we're coming up on Delta?

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Speaker 1: Ah, I believe we're onto something, almost Chris.

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Speaker 5: Last week, I've talked so fast and loud that I

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Speaker 5: It would be so nice instead of that stupid whistle

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Speaker 5: Yeah, that's actually a great one makes other people feel great.

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Speaker 1: And I'm not one of the Honestly, there really is

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Speaker 5: They're always sick, Like I know, I have so many

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Speaker 2: Out and that that did it for you.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, Okay, so I have to get all.

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Speaker 1: Will if he ever wants his hairback.

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Speaker 2: It's not how you do it good yea, yeah.

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Speaker 1: Let we'll just toss him a wig once he lets

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Speaker 2: I like bald men, do you I do?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? I have nothing against him.

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Speaker 2: There, just think come to a direct point.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, just up top, just like that Dan Aykroyd movie.

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Speaker 2: I'm just gonna get real aggressive with it.

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Speaker 1: Let's do it.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna drive like every LA drive drive.

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Speaker 1: But we're doing it. I did it, you're doing it.

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Speaker 2: I really really did it.

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Speaker 1: And hopefully Jordan isn't tucked back.

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Speaker 2: For Jordan, how long has he's been standing on?

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Speaker 1: His flight? Landed a half hour early, which is kind

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Speaker 1: I see him, I see his hair. He's straight ahead,

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Speaker 1: that's the best way to plan. Oh, we can cut

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Speaker 1: Oh he won't know it's Oh, well we did. We

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Speaker 1: forgot to lay down our guest blanket. Yeah, that's okay.

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Speaker 3: You guys probably started before I got here, So.

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Speaker 1: We started exactly eight minutes ago. Which, well, once we

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we can. I mean, I'm not not that I'm

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Speaker 1: Do you really just want to drive by a girl's house.

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Speaker 2: Oh you're in the window.

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Speaker 3: It not like showering, just like you know, just having.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, I don't. I mean I am a

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Speaker 1: Want to you're staring from this geranium.

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Speaker 5: What what do you have to say about it? In

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Speaker 3: So yes to answer your question, I don't mind that

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Speaker 3: Who don't mind? Sorry, happy to have it on my bottom.

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Speaker 1: I feel like was almost sarcastic.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, well that guy just got to town and he

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Speaker 3: Thanks for coming to pick me up in a straight

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Speaker 3: I was at a wedding in Baltimore.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it's embarrassing to me, Like I was raised where

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Speaker 1: the boat, Jesse, that's not what I've called boat party? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I arrived before everyone else.

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Speaker 5: Or sorry, you can go straight. Yeah yeah, shuttle. You

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Speaker 3: I got? I gotta. I got a wool wool blazer.

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Speaker 1: Well that's great because maybe you actually needed those things

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Speaker 1: Maybe losers? Yeah, go a little old school with a

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Speaker 5: who gives a shit? Yeah, but like if they you know,

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Speaker 3: Change of venue.

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Speaker 3: You know, Fad Morris?

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Speaker 2: You know that?

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Speaker 2: Is that your dad's real name?

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Speaker 3: That is it? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: My mom's dad's name was Pinual Gatewood.

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Speaker 2: What the fuck?

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Speaker 3: I know, it's like they were Southern, and that's like

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Speaker 6: Killed would Yeah, sure, just over breakfast over the what

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Speaker 3: I think they called him PG. I think they literally

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Speaker 1: Because he wanted to make sure that people under thirteen

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Speaker 1: Jordan, do you have to go to work tomorrow.

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Speaker 3: And you have to go to work tomorrow, Jordan night

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Speaker 1: They show they have you show up at midnight. But yeah,

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Speaker 3: The secret is cocaine, Chris, Yes, of course, mounds of cocaine.

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Speaker 1: Copious, rowdy powders.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, there's many different there's anybody. If there's anybody you

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Speaker 2: Yes, Oh man, that's a secret.

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Speaker 1: That guy. It's such a nos loading.

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Speaker 1: I love the.

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Speaker 2: Idea of a graveyard shift comedy writing job. That would

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Speaker 1: It's weird that we just came up with it, kind

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Speaker 3: Oh yes, like we're getting there at the same time

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Speaker 2: Yeah, just watched the Sunrise.

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Speaker 1: I bet, I bet you're right at four in the morning.

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Speaker 1: For me, I mean, my brain works best at night.

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Speaker 3: In the morning, I'm I'm so distracted because's when the

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Speaker 2: And it belongs to lovers. So it's hard to constant.

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Speaker 3: And I have to work on my moves.

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Speaker 2: Yes, my night moves.

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Speaker 3: That one was less clear.

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Speaker 1: No, I belong to the night or do you belong

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Speaker 2: Today's the day to choose.

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Speaker 5: You've had years, you have years to think about it.

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Speaker 1: Well you know what, I think the night belongs to Michelobe.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, because I can't think of anymore. It's the only reason.

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Speaker 1: The real selfish one.

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Speaker 2: Jordan, I'm sorry, I'm a little bit ill.

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Speaker 3: No, that's okay, thank you for coming.

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Speaker 5: Yes, I'm sorry that you're going to get everyone at

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Speaker 3: You know. I think I think it's fine because that's

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Speaker 2: You're that guy.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Jordan and I were sick when we work together

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Speaker 3: We were like, yeah, we were like a who work together,

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Speaker 3: It is real.

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Speaker 1: People think, how long has it been since you were

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Speaker 1: in Phi Beta, Kapa, Gamma Cappuccino.

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Speaker 5: You're in it for life. Once you pledge, you never

450
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Speaker 5: go back.

451
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Speaker 1: Oh, I remember that song being sung on the front lawn.

452
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Speaker 1: My mom was in a sorority, but she never went

453
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Speaker 1: to college. But there was the Great Letters and they

454
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Speaker 1: got together and it was somehow tupperware related and it

455
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Speaker 1: was her sorority sisters. So I guess you it's never

456
00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:39,679
Speaker 1: too late to join a frat then, also, right, I

457
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Speaker 1: you know, I don't know.

458
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Speaker 5: I mean they say that like if you join it,

459
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Speaker 5: they help you in business things.

460
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Speaker 1: Right for the rest of your life, Jordan, do you

461
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Speaker 1: want to start start a frat? Or is that too

462
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Speaker 1: much like that that shitty movie Old School?

463
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Speaker 3: Yeah? I mean I think there are several there are

464
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Speaker 3: several old men doing collegey things movies that plan could

465
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Speaker 3: be considered hack at this point, but.

466
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Speaker 1: Just live it, yeah, do it.

467
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Speaker 3: I don't let you to do anything in life that

468
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Speaker 3: I've seen as a movie premise.

469
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Speaker 1: Oh okay, I just like that much of an original

470
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Speaker 1: and I don't like to do anything in life that

471
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Speaker 1: is non camera. Yeah, exactly.

472
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Speaker 5: You guys are quite restricted, all right, Well, no Wally

473
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Speaker 5: World for you then?

474
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Speaker 2: Sorry?

475
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Speaker 3: Have you guys had a lot of weddings this year?

476
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Speaker 1: I had some pretty great ones during the summer up

477
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Speaker 1: in the mountains. They were terrific. And I'm starting to

478
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Speaker 1: get to the point where, because I'm a grown man,

479
00:22:36,200 --> 00:22:40,520
Speaker 1: you know, you guys, and really, you know, I get

480
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Speaker 1: teary eyed, especially when it's a friend, like I went

481
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Speaker 1: to the wedding of a friend that.

482
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Speaker 3: Is supposed to like a stranger's wedding, right right?

483
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Speaker 1: Those I go to to just because I like living

484
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Speaker 1: out shitty movie premises, And do you.

485
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Speaker 3: Like hearing some would read first Corinthians to read it

486
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Speaker 3: to myself, but I want.

487
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Speaker 1: But yeah, like a friend that I used to ride

488
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Speaker 1: bikes with in fifth grade when he's reading his vows

489
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Speaker 1: and it gets teared up. I was at a wedding

490
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Speaker 1: where all the dudes cried and then their their wives

491
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Speaker 1: and girlfriends consult them. Oh yeah, it was really that's

492
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Speaker 1: Montana Sensitive Mountain.

493
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Speaker 3: What's happening to masculinity in this country?

494
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Speaker 2: I feel like.

495
00:23:20,960 --> 00:23:23,800
Speaker 5: That's always been masculinity and people have been trying to

496
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Speaker 5: pretend that it's not for so long and nobody gives

497
00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:27,760
Speaker 5: a shit anymore and they just want to live.

498
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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I mean I think that is. I think

499
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Speaker 3: that is part of a traditional masculinity, is like crying

500
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Speaker 3: at the right moment, right, like sparsely crying once or

501
00:23:35,240 --> 00:23:35,880
Speaker 3: twice a year.

502
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Speaker 2: Yeah, you save it up for something really good.

503
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Speaker 3: Sure.

504
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Speaker 1: How about that that part of Interstellar where he's showing

505
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Speaker 1: that log of his Oh I don't want spoilers, Come.

506
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Speaker 2: On, there's a log.

507
00:23:46,520 --> 00:23:53,399
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was just a wooden log and okay of

508
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Speaker 1: something because he started counting all the rings in it

509
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Speaker 1: and he knew how old the log had become.

510
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Speaker 2: Com on, No, I'm never going to enjoy.

511
00:24:00,600 --> 00:24:04,520
Speaker 1: And then that's when the spaceship started shooting lasers. Okay,

512
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Speaker 1: I think we're safe now.

513
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Speaker 2: I went to my friend.

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Speaker 5: I think it was this year. I feel like I

515
00:24:09,640 --> 00:24:12,520
Speaker 5: can't remember this year, but I went to my friend's wedding.

516
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Speaker 5: Who is the kind of girl that's wanted to be

517
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Speaker 5: married for a really long time, like and she's the

518
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Speaker 5: kind of girl that was like, she was one of

519
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Speaker 5: my bride'smaids. She's just like that girl. She's just into

520
00:24:26,440 --> 00:24:29,720
Speaker 5: all that kind of stuff. And she had the most beautiful,

521
00:24:29,720 --> 00:24:32,440
Speaker 5: perfect wedding and it was like that, That's why I cried.

522
00:24:32,680 --> 00:24:37,119
Speaker 5: She had she works on Fallon and Questlove was her DJ.

523
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Speaker 5: So it was the It was at a castle. It

524
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Speaker 5: was a gorgeous wedding itself, and then the reception was

525
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Speaker 5: the most fun that anyone's ever had at a reception.

526
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Speaker 2: It was like the greatest.

527
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Speaker 1: Yeah, there's something to be said for you know, everyone

528
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Speaker 1: wants to because most people in my life or some

529
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Speaker 1: somewhere within middle class income to like, oh, we're just

530
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Speaker 1: gonna keep it simple. We're gonna do it on the

531
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Speaker 1: beach and our lawn, our lawn chairs that everyone's sitting

532
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Speaker 1: in don't get washed away at high tide. But if

533
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Speaker 1: you're a rich person, you go castle and and quest love.

534
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Speaker 2: But she's not rich. She got because she's like she's

535
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Speaker 2: just into stuff like that.

536
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Speaker 5: She did a bunch of research and got the castle

537
00:25:17,359 --> 00:25:20,359
Speaker 5: like somebody else canceled everything about it was like just

538
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Speaker 5: really lucky and awesome for her.

539
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Speaker 3: It's like, what do you want to get Like Broadway

540
00:25:23,600 --> 00:25:26,680
Speaker 3: tickets you just kind of show up beforehand.

541
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Speaker 2: But you get a castle instead of you to take.

542
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Speaker 3: Your whole wedding party mill around around the venue that

543
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Speaker 3: you want.

544
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Speaker 2: Wait, get a coffee, hold on.

545
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Speaker 1: Yeah, it'd be funny if somehow she deviously caused the

546
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Speaker 1: castle cancelation.

547
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Speaker 2: She broke up the other couple that was gonna get

548
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Speaker 2: married there.

549
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Speaker 3: She's like, listen, honey, I have to fuck this guy

550
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Speaker 3: to break up his marriage. Listen, listen here flying off

551
00:25:51,119 --> 00:25:53,880
Speaker 3: the handle. It's part of an elaborate scheme to get

552
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Speaker 3: married in a castle with questlove.

553
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Speaker 2: It's what we want.

554
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Speaker 1: Now, what's this this Jewish wedding you went to, Jorden?

555
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Speaker 1: Was it in a what kind of a.

556
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Speaker 3: It was at the Baltimore Museum of Industry.

557
00:26:06,600 --> 00:26:08,680
Speaker 2: So I got to like, yeah, sorry.

558
00:26:08,440 --> 00:26:09,400
Speaker 1: That sounds cool.

559
00:26:11,160 --> 00:26:14,280
Speaker 3: We got to kind of not only appreciate, you know,

560
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Speaker 3: young love and you know, commitment, but also the contributions

561
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Speaker 3: Baltimore has made to textiles film. They have a little

562
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Speaker 3: area with like movies that were filmed in Baltimore. It's

563
00:26:29,040 --> 00:26:31,600
Speaker 3: basically just a poster of the Wire and then a

564
00:26:31,640 --> 00:26:33,720
Speaker 3: poster for every John Waters movie.

565
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Speaker 1: That's great.

566
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Speaker 3: Yeah, and this is a pretty rich history as far

567
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Speaker 3: as I'm concerned. Maybe I'm I'm saying it like it's

568
00:26:40,760 --> 00:26:42,359
Speaker 3: kind of silly and quaint, but it's pretty good. I

569
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Speaker 3: guess if you're gonna have two things only.

570
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Speaker 2: They only make hits in Baltimore, they're not gonna suck

571
00:26:47,240 --> 00:26:48,000
Speaker 2: around with some.

572
00:26:48,840 --> 00:26:49,600
Speaker 3: Killer no filler.

573
00:26:49,720 --> 00:26:50,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's exactly.

574
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Speaker 3: That's Baltimore's strategy toward letting things film.

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Speaker 2: There can I just tell you a story, Jordan, of how.

576
00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:06,040
Speaker 5: When I stopped doing stand up for a while, I'm

577
00:27:06,080 --> 00:27:08,480
Speaker 5: one of the first things I did back in comedy

578
00:27:08,560 --> 00:27:11,080
Speaker 5: after I left The Ellen Show, which was the job

579
00:27:11,119 --> 00:27:13,879
Speaker 5: that kind of kept me from doing what I wanted

580
00:27:13,880 --> 00:27:14,600
Speaker 5: for five years.

581
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Speaker 2: One of the first things.

582
00:27:16,160 --> 00:27:17,959
Speaker 3: I did, which I was a PA.

583
00:27:18,080 --> 00:27:18,640
Speaker 2: That's right.

584
00:27:18,880 --> 00:27:21,600
Speaker 3: I guess we've all worked together forget that with some

585
00:27:21,840 --> 00:27:23,480
Speaker 3: through some sort of weird work triangle.

586
00:27:23,480 --> 00:27:25,639
Speaker 2: Anyway, the best thing in the world was Jordan was

587
00:27:25,680 --> 00:27:26,520
Speaker 2: a PA on Ellen.

588
00:27:27,520 --> 00:27:31,879
Speaker 5: Meanwhile a on camera host on Fuel, but like no

589
00:27:31,920 --> 00:27:34,440
Speaker 5: one knew, so he was just like hanging out being

590
00:27:34,480 --> 00:27:34,840
Speaker 5: a PA.

591
00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:35,640
Speaker 2: Super low key.

592
00:27:35,800 --> 00:27:37,120
Speaker 1: Jordan's not above any work.

593
00:27:37,320 --> 00:27:40,399
Speaker 2: Jordan used to bring me my coffee in the morning.

594
00:27:41,720 --> 00:27:46,760
Speaker 5: And I didn't know until Pete, my ex, was like,

595
00:27:46,880 --> 00:27:50,440
Speaker 5: oh yeah, that's he's actually a producer and on camera talent.

596
00:27:50,240 --> 00:27:53,040
Speaker 2: And Fuel and he was a camera Yeah. Yeah, it

597
00:27:53,119 --> 00:27:53,600
Speaker 2: was crazy.

598
00:27:53,800 --> 00:27:55,399
Speaker 1: See Jordan will do that when he is in that

599
00:27:55,440 --> 00:27:59,399
Speaker 1: movie with Sandra Bullock, right when they wrapped and he

600
00:27:59,440 --> 00:28:00,919
Speaker 1: finished a fence, he was painting.

601
00:28:02,240 --> 00:28:05,000
Speaker 2: That's how down to earth he is. Yeah, it's the best.

602
00:28:05,280 --> 00:28:06,959
Speaker 1: Not afraid to get your hands dirty.

603
00:28:07,119 --> 00:28:09,120
Speaker 2: But then you guys, guys.

604
00:28:08,680 --> 00:28:11,600
Speaker 3: Can you guys drop me off at I hosted out

605
00:28:11,640 --> 00:28:15,560
Speaker 3: back steakhouse. My shift starts a fifteen minutes. It real

606
00:28:16,640 --> 00:28:19,520
Speaker 3: awesome Blosso oh sorry you start, you would you would

607
00:28:19,560 --> 00:28:21,399
Speaker 3: quit Ellen, you were maybe going back to stand up.

608
00:28:21,480 --> 00:28:23,879
Speaker 5: Oh well, and then you guys had me do Jordan

609
00:28:23,960 --> 00:28:26,720
Speaker 5: jesse go, which was like I think that I didn't

610
00:28:26,760 --> 00:28:28,480
Speaker 5: even know what podcasts were at the time.

611
00:28:28,560 --> 00:28:30,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, we still don't really.

612
00:28:33,640 --> 00:28:34,520
Speaker 2: Know what's going on.

613
00:28:34,640 --> 00:28:38,720
Speaker 1: I dive into traffic, but it was just.

614
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Speaker 5: Awesome because it was like I kind of felt like

615
00:28:40,800 --> 00:28:43,240
Speaker 5: I was done or something, and so to be on

616
00:28:43,280 --> 00:28:45,520
Speaker 5: there and talk to you guys and feel like I

617
00:28:45,600 --> 00:28:48,000
Speaker 5: was somehow had an entree back into comedy.

618
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Speaker 2: It was such a It was such a lovely opportunity.

619
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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, happy, happy to help. I remember being really

620
00:28:53,760 --> 00:28:57,440
Speaker 3: like wanting like getting that job and wanting to ask you,

621
00:28:57,520 --> 00:29:01,040
Speaker 3: but being so nervous, like Ellen. Yeah, yeah, they're like,

622
00:29:01,040 --> 00:29:03,560
Speaker 3: oh god, this is like the dumbest, most unprofessional thing

623
00:29:03,600 --> 00:29:04,280
Speaker 3: to ask everybody.

624
00:29:04,400 --> 00:29:08,640
Speaker 1: Anyway, So Jordan, do you think we should take the

625
00:29:08,680 --> 00:29:13,440
Speaker 1: next exit and kind of meander down Santa Monica Boulevard.

626
00:29:13,480 --> 00:29:13,960
Speaker 3: It'd be great.

627
00:29:14,040 --> 00:29:20,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's do that. That's one thing that I think

628
00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:22,360
Speaker 1: if we stop doing it on our podcast, people would

629
00:29:22,400 --> 00:29:27,440
Speaker 1: be disappointed. Occasional traffic updates yeah.

630
00:29:26,640 --> 00:29:28,360
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, we have to prove that we're really doing

631
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Speaker 2: what we do.

632
00:29:28,880 --> 00:29:31,400
Speaker 1: Yes. Yes, A lot of people question whether or not

633
00:29:31,440 --> 00:29:35,280
Speaker 1: we're really in a car risking guests lives, and we are.

634
00:29:36,280 --> 00:29:38,760
Speaker 1: We really are wed go that extra mile for.

635
00:29:38,760 --> 00:29:41,840
Speaker 3: The traffic updates. You broadcast this podcast on the sevens

636
00:29:41,880 --> 00:29:45,120
Speaker 3: and fifteens, right, that's why people are duning it for

637
00:29:45,240 --> 00:29:46,000
Speaker 3: traffic updates.

638
00:29:46,080 --> 00:29:46,400
Speaker 1: I like that.

639
00:29:46,560 --> 00:29:47,280
Speaker 2: I like that, Chris.

640
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Speaker 5: You will always say a lot of people doubt it,

641
00:29:49,320 --> 00:29:51,600
Speaker 5: when I actually bet no one doubts it at all.

642
00:29:51,800 --> 00:29:53,560
Speaker 2: Really, well, yeah, don't you think?

643
00:29:53,760 --> 00:29:56,400
Speaker 1: Well, a lot of people when it comes up in conversation,

644
00:29:56,520 --> 00:29:59,320
Speaker 1: they're like, now, do you guys really record in the car?

645
00:29:59,640 --> 00:30:02,560
Speaker 2: Do they really? Yeah, where are you going?

646
00:30:03,280 --> 00:30:06,640
Speaker 3: No? Not really, I guess, but you have a bank

647
00:30:06,680 --> 00:30:10,240
Speaker 3: of ambient noise that you play in your professional recording studio.

648
00:30:10,640 --> 00:30:13,640
Speaker 1: My cocktail party, I just didn't have Michael Winslow in

649
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Speaker 1: the back doing fully work.

650
00:30:18,480 --> 00:30:20,680
Speaker 3: Oh we're in helicopter now for some reason.

651
00:30:20,640 --> 00:30:22,720
Speaker 2: Helicopters and car crashes. What's going on?

652
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Speaker 3: You know? I actually I have to have a lot

653
00:30:25,680 --> 00:30:29,640
Speaker 3: of conversations like that working for at midnight because people

654
00:30:29,680 --> 00:30:32,880
Speaker 3: are like, but they're just making it up, right, Like

655
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Speaker 3: saying you're a writer on that show is like it,

656
00:30:37,480 --> 00:30:39,640
Speaker 3: and people assume that everyone is just making up.

657
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Speaker 1: Well, I've told people that after you told me that

658
00:30:42,280 --> 00:30:44,480
Speaker 1: even some of the top comics that are on there

659
00:30:44,600 --> 00:30:48,360
Speaker 1: either don't take the time or choose your jokes over

660
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Speaker 1: their own, right.

661
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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I mean I guess kind of how it

662
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Speaker 3: works is that we write you know, Chris's copy and

663
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Speaker 3: some kind of extra and yeah, just for the you know,

664
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Speaker 3: the comics to score points, have to make a joke

665
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Speaker 3: about something, and yeah, just we always kind of just

666
00:31:03,760 --> 00:31:06,360
Speaker 3: assume that maybe someone won't have time to write or

667
00:31:06,880 --> 00:31:08,480
Speaker 3: won't know the show well enough, so we try and

668
00:31:08,480 --> 00:31:10,520
Speaker 3: make sure they have so it's not that different bunch

669
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Speaker 3: of jokes when they go in. Some people love to

670
00:31:12,120 --> 00:31:14,800
Speaker 3: write all their own, some people to you know, mash

671
00:31:14,840 --> 00:31:17,040
Speaker 3: it out with the writers. It's a matter of preference.

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00:31:17,040 --> 00:31:19,680
Speaker 3: Well so, yeah, but always yeah, but the thing I

673
00:31:19,680 --> 00:31:21,800
Speaker 3: feel like I'm always having to convince people of is

674
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Speaker 3: they're not just making it up on the spot.

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Speaker 1: Yeah right, yeah, and everyone's always disappointed when they hear that.

676
00:31:27,360 --> 00:31:30,120
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, really, even people that should know better.

677
00:31:30,440 --> 00:31:32,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, sorry, Oh sorry if I bummed anybody out.

678
00:31:32,800 --> 00:31:36,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, they aren't just jokes aren't flying out of

679
00:31:36,080 --> 00:31:38,480
Speaker 1: their mouth. It's perfectly worded based on a video.

680
00:31:38,600 --> 00:31:43,960
Speaker 5: They just people always forget that television is there to

681
00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:46,840
Speaker 5: make money, and so if it's not good, people won't

682
00:31:46,840 --> 00:31:49,680
Speaker 5: watch it, and therefore they won't make any money, so.

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Speaker 2: They have to do everything they can to make sure

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Speaker 2: it's going to be good.

685
00:31:53,160 --> 00:31:56,040
Speaker 1: And you know what, sometimes isn't good a show where

686
00:31:56,040 --> 00:31:57,480
Speaker 1: everyone's flying by the sea.

687
00:31:57,440 --> 00:32:02,479
Speaker 3: Their oft randomly watching YouTube videos trying to come up

688
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Speaker 3: with Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Well this guy did after he got up, I got nothing.

690
00:32:09,240 --> 00:32:11,440
Speaker 1: Well that's zero points for you. And boy, what a

691
00:32:11,520 --> 00:32:12,320
Speaker 1: terrible episode.

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Speaker 5: We Well, everyone brought what they could bring, and I

693
00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:17,720
Speaker 5: guess we just have to live with our results.

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Speaker 1: Thanks for watching at midnight Colon, where we try our best.

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Speaker 3: Hopefully you thought the videos were funny because that was

696
00:32:25,640 --> 00:32:26,440
Speaker 3: the only content.

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Speaker 1: Well, that's kind of what we did on the day

698
00:32:28,280 --> 00:32:30,040
Speaker 1: they have it with the panel. And then it was

699
00:32:30,080 --> 00:32:32,840
Speaker 1: always surprising who would come in, Like who was that

700
00:32:32,920 --> 00:32:36,320
Speaker 1: actor that was on New Adventures of Old Christine that

701
00:32:36,400 --> 00:32:39,320
Speaker 1: came in with his own jokes and he's not a comic.

702
00:32:39,040 --> 00:32:41,320
Speaker 3: But he's a great joke. Yeah, I remember this. This

703
00:32:41,360 --> 00:32:45,960
Speaker 3: is Clark Greg Wholsen from The Avengers. Yeah, and I

704
00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:48,320
Speaker 3: just had a lot of great one liners he could

705
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Speaker 3: have written for Tosh.

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: For some reason, his role in the biggest film franchise

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Speaker 3: of all time.

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Speaker 1: Goes away and he was excited. He's like, well, I

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Speaker 1: actually have my and he pulled out this piece of

711
00:32:57,640 --> 00:32:59,920
Speaker 1: paper and he was all smiling, and I'm like, y'all,

712
00:33:00,120 --> 00:33:02,440
Speaker 1: you're my favorite person all of a sudden. Yeah, yeah,

713
00:33:02,520 --> 00:33:05,440
Speaker 1: that guy really charmed the pants off me. I mean

714
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Speaker 1: I we had sex.

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Speaker 3: Oh god.

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Speaker 1: I always come in out of nowhere with that you know,

717
00:33:11,560 --> 00:33:13,880
Speaker 1: that dirty humor? Oh yeah, everyone loves it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Chris, come on, you know I I I was

719
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Speaker 3: like you for a long time. Yeah, But then I

720
00:33:23,160 --> 00:33:25,840
Speaker 3: had this conversation with my mom and apparently you don't

721
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Speaker 3: need to be dirty to be funny.

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Speaker 2: Oh what do you need to be funny?

723
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Speaker 5: Uh?

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Speaker 3: You know, just like observe something about everyday life, Like

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Speaker 3: you know, the parking at Trader Joe's. It's pretty bad?

726
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Speaker 2: Is it bad?

727
00:33:37,800 --> 00:33:38,520
Speaker 3: It's pretty bad.

728
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Speaker 1: Everyone can relate to it too.

729
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Speaker 3: And I didn't even say cutting there and we all

730
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Speaker 3: had a good laugh.

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Speaker 2: Got it. I feel like the cunt was implied in

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Speaker 2: you know.

733
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Speaker 1: What if the parking at Trady Trady Josie. If the

734
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Speaker 1: parking at Trady Josie, it's nothing, it's not county, it's

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Speaker 1: I mean it's county. Oh never mind, Oh, I everything

736
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Speaker 1: I step in turns to shit, wait does that Jordan?

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Speaker 2: Is this your first staff writing job on like.

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Speaker 3: A yeah, yeah, this is my first like wga.

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Speaker 2: Is that right?

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Speaker 3: Job it is?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's so exciting.

742
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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's very exciting and you're loving it, loving it.

743
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Speaker 3: It's a very fun job. Yes, a goofing around. I

744
00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:20,320
Speaker 3: feel like, what's the day I laughed so hard? I cry?

745
00:34:20,560 --> 00:34:23,520
Speaker 3: Oh that's good, just like hanging around. So it's yeah,

746
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Speaker 3: it's great.

747
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Speaker 2: It's a good group of people and blanket patches there.

748
00:34:26,320 --> 00:34:29,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's He's usually the reason I'm laughing so hard

749
00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:31,040
Speaker 3: that I come to tears. He's a very funny man.

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Speaker 5: He's a brilliant a brilliant, brilliant comedian. I've known him

751
00:34:34,360 --> 00:34:37,600
Speaker 5: since I first started stand up in San Francisco. And

752
00:34:37,640 --> 00:34:40,120
Speaker 5: one night we were at a party and we may

753
00:34:40,200 --> 00:34:42,240
Speaker 5: or may not have been stoned out of our minds,

754
00:34:42,960 --> 00:34:46,080
Speaker 5: and we were sitting in this room. Everybody was kind

755
00:34:46,080 --> 00:34:47,520
Speaker 5: of standing around us, and Blaine and I were sitting

756
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Speaker 5: next to each other on a bed, and he tapped

757
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Speaker 5: my hand and then I turned to him and he

758
00:34:53,360 --> 00:34:55,880
Speaker 5: held out his hand and he had folded two.

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Speaker 2: Staples so that they were interlocking squares.

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Speaker 5: And he goes, look, I may do some hydrogen and

761
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Speaker 5: I almost lost my mind. It was like it was

762
00:35:04,160 --> 00:35:06,440
Speaker 5: so funny, but it was so brilliant and it was

763
00:35:06,480 --> 00:35:09,240
Speaker 5: so like personalized.

764
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Speaker 2: And I was baked. So I was just like, what

765
00:35:10,960 --> 00:35:14,280
Speaker 2: just happened? Like I've had a nervous breakdown of loving Blaine.

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Speaker 3: I know. Yeah, it is. It's such a like it

767
00:35:17,880 --> 00:35:19,839
Speaker 3: is such a sense of humor that makes you want

768
00:35:19,840 --> 00:35:23,879
Speaker 3: to like hug him more, go to Yosemite.

769
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Speaker 2: Or something like that, just climb half done together.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah. There are like those people who make

771
00:35:29,120 --> 00:35:30,480
Speaker 3: you laugh and you want to like high five of

772
00:35:30,520 --> 00:35:31,839
Speaker 3: them or so. I don't know. It is a very

773
00:35:31,920 --> 00:35:34,440
Speaker 3: like you're like, ah, get over here, you.

774
00:35:34,880 --> 00:35:35,719
Speaker 1: Get over you.

775
00:35:35,719 --> 00:35:39,040
Speaker 5: You well, because you know, people can be very people

776
00:35:39,040 --> 00:35:43,120
Speaker 5: can use comedy to be kind of uh snobs really

777
00:35:44,120 --> 00:35:46,600
Speaker 5: or me or beat you know, it's like a contest.

778
00:35:46,960 --> 00:35:50,200
Speaker 2: It's so much better. It's it's so much.

779
00:35:50,280 --> 00:35:53,560
Speaker 5: I respect people so much more that do it to

780
00:35:53,719 --> 00:35:55,000
Speaker 5: like bring everybody together.

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00:35:55,040 --> 00:35:56,399
Speaker 2: I don't know, it's Christmas time.

782
00:35:56,400 --> 00:35:59,480
Speaker 5: I guess I'm getting a little Is it too much

783
00:35:59,520 --> 00:36:00,000
Speaker 5: for you?

784
00:36:00,280 --> 00:36:01,839
Speaker 3: No, I'm glad that we're going here.

785
00:36:02,080 --> 00:36:02,799
Speaker 2: Let's go here.

786
00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:05,200
Speaker 3: Oh here, let's get wraw. I think to talk about

787
00:36:05,239 --> 00:36:09,800
Speaker 3: real uncensored. It's podcasts are for wrang.

788
00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:12,520
Speaker 1: Let's talk about it. Who's done their Christmas shopping?

789
00:36:14,719 --> 00:36:17,920
Speaker 2: I said that fine, I said.

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Speaker 5: I just saw a thing today that said last minute shopping,

791
00:36:20,560 --> 00:36:23,160
Speaker 5: and I was like, oh, ship, we're at last minute already.

792
00:36:23,280 --> 00:36:24,799
Speaker 3: I haven't bought it. I haven't bought a dam thing.

793
00:36:25,160 --> 00:36:27,719
Speaker 1: Tell me where do they have? First minute shopping is

794
00:36:27,880 --> 00:36:30,120
Speaker 1: essentially the place I need to go there.

795
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Speaker 2: I feel like that was the comedy that pushes people away.

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00:36:33,840 --> 00:36:36,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it is. That was an example that

797
00:36:36,800 --> 00:36:40,240
Speaker 1: you were just doing examples. I'm just showing examples. Earlier,

798
00:36:40,360 --> 00:36:43,000
Speaker 1: I was showing examples of jokes that don't make sense.

799
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Speaker 1: I could like to cover all the bases of comedy.

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Speaker 2: Comedy.

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00:36:48,920 --> 00:36:52,520
Speaker 1: I yeah, I wait till I'm home to do my shopping.

802
00:36:52,680 --> 00:36:54,799
Speaker 1: The end, and that was Christmas.

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Speaker 3: Oh, you'll probably go into Montana. Yeah, I can't believe

804
00:36:57,440 --> 00:37:00,840
Speaker 3: I will be, And I know I have to Northern California.

805
00:37:01,160 --> 00:37:05,000
Speaker 1: Yes, I mean Pedaluma. God, I love the name of

806
00:37:05,040 --> 00:37:05,799
Speaker 1: your hometown.

807
00:37:05,920 --> 00:37:07,360
Speaker 2: Thank you. I think it's precious.

808
00:37:07,520 --> 00:37:08,960
Speaker 3: It's a meta Christmas.

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Speaker 1: I mean, if a linguist was here, I think the

810
00:37:10,840 --> 00:37:15,440
Speaker 1: word pedaluma is up there with elbow far as beauty. Yes,

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00:37:15,600 --> 00:37:18,319
Speaker 1: of the English language, elbow is of course the most

812
00:37:18,360 --> 00:37:22,640
Speaker 1: beautiful word and a decent britpop band.

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00:37:23,960 --> 00:37:24,920
Speaker 3: And on some people, and.

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Speaker 1: Yes, which is fascinating, and on a select few it's

815
00:37:30,680 --> 00:37:32,320
Speaker 1: the part that makes your armband.

816
00:37:33,160 --> 00:37:36,160
Speaker 3: Speaking of, I'm noticing a store over here that I've

817
00:37:36,160 --> 00:37:40,120
Speaker 3: never seen before. It's called blow and Go, Blow and

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Speaker 3: go La. It's probably a vape store. No, I think.

819
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Speaker 1: It's for people that don't have time for relationships, want

820
00:37:49,200 --> 00:37:50,320
Speaker 1: to get It's.

821
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Speaker 3: Just a glory whole with a really nice sign.

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Speaker 5: Yes this is They used to call them jack shacks.

823
00:37:57,880 --> 00:37:59,960
Speaker 5: I think people decided that that was not very cleo.

824
00:38:00,719 --> 00:38:06,439
Speaker 5: I got that from Greg Fitzimmons. That's where you get blowouts, lady,

825
00:38:06,560 --> 00:38:09,640
Speaker 5: the ladies get their blows Okay, I do I have

826
00:38:09,719 --> 00:38:10,719
Speaker 5: to be there all of.

827
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Speaker 1: Our guess that's where wrong. I wish it was just

828
00:38:15,080 --> 00:38:18,279
Speaker 1: a vape vapor coming out of a glory hole.

829
00:38:19,719 --> 00:38:21,360
Speaker 2: You get high. Second here you dick.

830
00:38:21,239 --> 00:38:23,240
Speaker 1: In in or your mouth on it. Either way thirty

831
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Speaker 1: nine you're dicking a USB board.

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Speaker 2: Blow and go, ladies and gentlemen. That would actually be

833
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Speaker 2: a great sponsor for this podcast.

834
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Speaker 1: Yeah, you've been looking her sponsor board. Yeah. We just

835
00:38:36,160 --> 00:38:39,200
Speaker 1: figure if we mentioned people, they'll eventually be listening. And

836
00:38:39,239 --> 00:38:41,200
Speaker 1: that's how it works, right Jordan's yeah.

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Speaker 3: No, that's it. You want to do some you know

838
00:38:42,520 --> 00:38:46,200
Speaker 3: you're gonna want to do some for free? Just mentions, Yes, yes,

839
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Speaker 3: positive mentions.

840
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Speaker 1: See who we are. It's like wearing Nikes on TV

841
00:38:49,719 --> 00:38:52,040
Speaker 1: and then and then cawing Nike and saying, hey, I've

842
00:38:52,080 --> 00:38:53,560
Speaker 1: been wearing your shoes. What do you think of that?

843
00:38:53,680 --> 00:38:53,919
Speaker 3: Yeah?

844
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Speaker 2: What do I get?

845
00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:56,920
Speaker 1: But instead I just mentioned Nikes.

846
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Speaker 3: Guys, is there a service you're using to send massive

847
00:38:59,600 --> 00:39:02,839
Speaker 3: amounts of email? Just setting you guys up to it's

848
00:39:02,880 --> 00:39:04,320
Speaker 3: always sweet male Chimp dollars?

849
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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah.

850
00:39:05,400 --> 00:39:08,600
Speaker 5: Oh yeah they Male Chimp doesn't need anything anymore with

851
00:39:08,680 --> 00:39:12,279
Speaker 5: their not only with their serial association, but then with

852
00:39:12,360 --> 00:39:15,239
Speaker 5: the mispronunciation that everyone loves to make the same joke

853
00:39:15,280 --> 00:39:15,960
Speaker 5: about over and.

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00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:21,040
Speaker 3: That's the weirdest. That's the weirdest thing, Memed.

855
00:39:22,280 --> 00:39:25,120
Speaker 5: It's it's the I don't actually know it because I

856
00:39:25,120 --> 00:39:27,400
Speaker 5: only listened to half of one episode of Cereal and

857
00:39:27,440 --> 00:39:30,680
Speaker 5: I was like, eh, but apparently do you know?

858
00:39:31,080 --> 00:39:34,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, I could maybe explain it so the cereal it's

859
00:39:34,239 --> 00:39:37,080
Speaker 3: this like true crime podcast. It's just spin off of

860
00:39:37,120 --> 00:39:38,960
Speaker 3: this American life. Everybody's listening to it.

861
00:39:39,040 --> 00:39:40,759
Speaker 1: Oh okay, talking about it for me?

862
00:39:41,080 --> 00:39:44,959
Speaker 3: Yeah, if you are on a first date or over

863
00:39:45,080 --> 00:39:46,440
Speaker 3: or are sitting next to people who are on a

864
00:39:46,480 --> 00:39:50,960
Speaker 3: first date, what your cereal theory will come up? And Uh,

865
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Speaker 3: they run this ad for male Chimp where it's just

866
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Speaker 3: I guess they got people on the street to read

867
00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:58,600
Speaker 3: the copy and one person when there's this woman who

868
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Speaker 3: to clear the English second language and she says Malekimp

869
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Speaker 3: instead of male Chimp. Uh huh uh and that's it.

870
00:40:05,760 --> 00:40:08,439
Speaker 3: And that's and then everyone has a male Kimp joke.

871
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Speaker 3: Now I feel like, oh wow, the first one I

872
00:40:10,640 --> 00:40:12,480
Speaker 3: saw was someone just tweeted male Kimp. Did it?

873
00:40:13,040 --> 00:40:14,640
Speaker 2: Yes, that's it's that tweet.

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00:40:14,719 --> 00:40:18,960
Speaker 5: Sure, in all of various ways where that's I kind

875
00:40:18,960 --> 00:40:21,319
Speaker 5: of love living through Twitter that way where I don't

876
00:40:21,320 --> 00:40:22,680
Speaker 5: ever participate in anything.

877
00:40:22,840 --> 00:40:24,040
Speaker 2: Sure, I don't watch things.

878
00:40:24,120 --> 00:40:26,960
Speaker 5: I just watch the repetitive jokes that come through the

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00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:27,600
Speaker 5: Twitter feed.

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00:40:27,760 --> 00:40:29,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, and that's how I keep in touch with what's

881
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Speaker 2: going on.

882
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Speaker 1: Don't you ever do some hashtag at midnight stuff? I

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Speaker 1: don't I do sometimes if it if it speaks to me,

884
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Speaker 1: if it's mess up a porn with a horror movie

885
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Speaker 1: or something I like fitting things together.

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Speaker 3: I try and when I when I again. Something I

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Speaker 3: have to deal with with the job is explaining to

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Speaker 3: people that it's not absolutely at lived one hundred percent

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Speaker 3: of the time.

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Speaker 1: Uh.

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Speaker 3: And like just watching someone's face when I say that

892
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Speaker 3: I work for the show, and I can feel like

893
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Speaker 3: I can tell pretty quick when I need to apologize

894
00:41:03,400 --> 00:41:06,920
Speaker 3: for it making Twitter a little annoyed. People start to

895
00:41:06,960 --> 00:41:08,719
Speaker 3: grimace a little in the ah, Yeah, we know. I

896
00:41:08,719 --> 00:41:10,560
Speaker 3: mean the hashtag warts it's it. You know a lot

897
00:41:10,560 --> 00:41:12,480
Speaker 3: of people love it, but it's it's you know, it

898
00:41:12,520 --> 00:41:13,600
Speaker 3: takes over and you know.

899
00:41:15,719 --> 00:41:18,399
Speaker 2: It's so brilliant because that's the first show.

900
00:41:18,480 --> 00:41:20,560
Speaker 5: Like I've worked on a lot of shows that have

901
00:41:20,760 --> 00:41:24,439
Speaker 5: wanted to figure out how to use Twitter, and they'll

902
00:41:24,480 --> 00:41:26,640
Speaker 5: talk about it. They'll tell you like, we need to

903
00:41:26,640 --> 00:41:29,360
Speaker 5: figure out how to how to use Twitter for our show,

904
00:41:29,680 --> 00:41:31,719
Speaker 5: and it's like who knows how to do that? And

905
00:41:32,280 --> 00:41:36,960
Speaker 5: that show immediately did it perfectly with the exact way

906
00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:39,040
Speaker 5: that people That's the reason people are on Twitter.

907
00:41:39,160 --> 00:41:41,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, I want to write good jokes to have other

908
00:41:41,120 --> 00:41:43,920
Speaker 2: people think they're good. Sure, totally, it's really brilliant. I

909
00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:46,560
Speaker 2: just don't do it because I don't. I don't know.

910
00:41:46,640 --> 00:41:47,480
Speaker 2: I think i'm kind.

911
00:41:47,360 --> 00:41:50,640
Speaker 3: Of you have a hard time creating portmanteaus.

912
00:41:51,080 --> 00:41:53,200
Speaker 2: Quickly, Yes, but that's not a night.

913
00:41:53,480 --> 00:41:53,640
Speaker 1: Yeah.

914
00:41:53,760 --> 00:41:55,120
Speaker 3: I mean, I guess the tough part of it is that,

915
00:41:55,160 --> 00:41:57,960
Speaker 3: you know, the obvious ones are pretty easy to think of,

916
00:41:58,080 --> 00:42:02,360
Speaker 3: and you know, you're probably the tenth person doing dork

917
00:42:02,440 --> 00:42:05,960
Speaker 3: side of the mood or whatever.

918
00:42:06,160 --> 00:42:10,600
Speaker 5: Yeah, but I like seeing what other people come up with,

919
00:42:10,640 --> 00:42:13,880
Speaker 5: and I think it's very cool how many people that

920
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:16,279
Speaker 5: aren't you know, don't live in Los Angeles or New

921
00:42:16,360 --> 00:42:18,680
Speaker 5: York can participate and be good.

922
00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:21,880
Speaker 2: You know, it's totally just there's so many funny.

923
00:42:21,600 --> 00:42:26,080
Speaker 1: People out there that totally Chris Hardwicks, because he's very

924
00:42:26,080 --> 00:42:28,080
Speaker 1: smart about these things. Do you think that was like

925
00:42:28,080 --> 00:42:30,200
Speaker 1: his mission statement? He knew that would happen with.

926
00:42:30,719 --> 00:42:34,480
Speaker 3: So yeah, that's a great question. Who's whose design that was?

927
00:42:34,800 --> 00:42:36,680
Speaker 3: But yeah, you the people who put together the show

928
00:42:36,719 --> 00:42:39,200
Speaker 3: are all pretty pretty Internet savvy, and I think that

929
00:42:39,440 --> 00:42:42,279
Speaker 3: you know, we're you know, weren't just like Johnny Com

930
00:42:42,360 --> 00:42:44,279
Speaker 3: lately the kids like to tweet. We got to put

931
00:42:44,280 --> 00:42:47,520
Speaker 3: a yeah, but hashtag joke show, so they all know

932
00:42:47,640 --> 00:42:50,640
Speaker 3: to watch, you know, like it. I think every yeah,

933
00:42:50,640 --> 00:42:53,000
Speaker 3: everybody was was pretty savvy about it, and I think, yeah,

934
00:42:53,040 --> 00:42:55,160
Speaker 3: I do think the ways they use that stuff are

935
00:42:55,320 --> 00:42:58,560
Speaker 3: fun and not annoying and yeah, and then feeds into

936
00:42:58,560 --> 00:43:01,200
Speaker 3: the way that people actually use the thing anyways.

937
00:43:01,320 --> 00:43:02,880
Speaker 2: So it's smart.

938
00:43:04,080 --> 00:43:07,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not like you know, Bronny going like what's

939
00:43:07,560 --> 00:43:09,360
Speaker 3: your hashtag paper towel moment.

940
00:43:09,440 --> 00:43:11,719
Speaker 2: It's like that exactly.

941
00:43:12,080 --> 00:43:14,439
Speaker 5: It's always so shoved in there and in other ways

942
00:43:14,440 --> 00:43:17,359
Speaker 5: where it's just or or if you tape ahead of time,

943
00:43:17,400 --> 00:43:20,600
Speaker 5: because that's the other huge advantage is it's live for

944
00:43:20,880 --> 00:43:23,400
Speaker 5: you know whatever like to take. But most of the

945
00:43:23,400 --> 00:43:25,440
Speaker 5: time people want you to do things that can't be

946
00:43:25,560 --> 00:43:28,600
Speaker 5: done unless you are like a live show, right because

947
00:43:28,640 --> 00:43:31,000
Speaker 5: it's like, well, we can you know, do put a

948
00:43:31,040 --> 00:43:32,839
Speaker 5: call out on Twitter, but then we have to like

949
00:43:33,160 --> 00:43:35,000
Speaker 5: it's going to be the two days later when we

950
00:43:35,040 --> 00:43:37,799
Speaker 5: actually put this on the air. It's all that kind

951
00:43:37,840 --> 00:43:39,960
Speaker 5: of stuff that you know, it's hard to get around

952
00:43:39,960 --> 00:43:40,600
Speaker 5: and figure out.

953
00:43:40,640 --> 00:43:41,840
Speaker 2: And your show did.

954
00:43:41,680 --> 00:43:45,359
Speaker 3: It, You did it, you guys, Yay, Yay.

955
00:43:45,440 --> 00:43:46,040
Speaker 2: People like it.

956
00:43:47,080 --> 00:43:53,080
Speaker 1: I got an email today I was striving home late

957
00:43:53,480 --> 00:43:59,040
Speaker 1: one night from a party show a show and then

958
00:43:59,080 --> 00:44:04,839
Speaker 1: a party, and I rounded that corner at the interchange

959
00:44:04,880 --> 00:44:07,239
Speaker 1: of the one ten one on one coming south on

960
00:44:07,280 --> 00:44:10,840
Speaker 1: the one on one, and an entire building was on fire.

961
00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:15,080
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and it was so and they somehow the

962
00:44:15,080 --> 00:44:16,759
Speaker 1: freeway was closed. I was the only person.

963
00:44:16,960 --> 00:44:18,279
Speaker 3: Yeah, this was like a famous fire.

964
00:44:18,480 --> 00:44:21,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like I saw lots of lots of the video

965
00:44:21,760 --> 00:44:25,440
Speaker 1: I got was just me driving and panning across the

966
00:44:25,480 --> 00:44:28,320
Speaker 1: whole thing. And clearly it looks like it was systematically,

967
00:44:28,440 --> 00:44:31,760
Speaker 1: like someone ran every ten feet and lit a fuse.

968
00:44:31,960 --> 00:44:34,480
Speaker 1: Like I I drove by it, like, oh wow, and

969
00:44:34,680 --> 00:44:38,520
Speaker 1: arson has occurred, Yes, because it was an entire building.

970
00:44:38,160 --> 00:44:40,960
Speaker 3: It would be like a like kind of swinky loft apartment. Yes.

971
00:44:41,080 --> 00:44:45,759
Speaker 1: And I don't know it's somehow the builder. It's controversial

972
00:44:45,840 --> 00:44:46,840
Speaker 1: in some way already.

973
00:44:47,200 --> 00:44:48,799
Speaker 5: I just read an article about it where they said

974
00:44:48,840 --> 00:44:51,240
Speaker 5: part of the controversy is that they're trying to stick

975
00:44:51,280 --> 00:44:54,560
Speaker 5: in really fancy apartment buildings and like put in sky

976
00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:57,680
Speaker 5: walks so that nobody has to go down where homeless

977
00:44:57,680 --> 00:44:58,080
Speaker 5: people are.

978
00:44:58,160 --> 00:45:00,960
Speaker 3: Oh I don't like the good A walkway that can

979
00:45:00,960 --> 00:45:03,759
Speaker 3: go right into the gastro pub. Yeah, you can get

980
00:45:03,760 --> 00:45:05,440
Speaker 3: your fifteen dollars truffle Burger.

981
00:45:05,560 --> 00:45:08,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a show, mister shojoke. We're going to build

982
00:45:08,600 --> 00:45:10,880
Speaker 1: a glasshouse so you can look down on all the

983
00:45:10,880 --> 00:45:13,360
Speaker 1: poor people and see what we've whatever.

984
00:45:13,480 --> 00:45:15,280
Speaker 3: It will be glass, it'll be like an iPad.

985
00:45:17,640 --> 00:45:21,319
Speaker 2: It'll definitely be interact media. Yeah, yes, your condescension can

986
00:45:21,400 --> 00:45:22,160
Speaker 2: be interacted.

987
00:45:22,840 --> 00:45:26,359
Speaker 1: My video was very It's horrifying though. I'll show you

988
00:45:26,360 --> 00:45:27,880
Speaker 1: guys the video in it.

989
00:45:27,960 --> 00:45:29,760
Speaker 2: I showed people at work. It's crazy.

990
00:45:29,880 --> 00:45:34,560
Speaker 1: And so some guy that is like a media go

991
00:45:34,680 --> 00:45:38,880
Speaker 1: to like someone that probably you know, if someone's like

992
00:45:38,920 --> 00:45:40,880
Speaker 1: a web researcher for a show, they go to that

993
00:45:41,040 --> 00:45:43,080
Speaker 1: someone like it's called Junkin.

994
00:45:43,480 --> 00:45:46,520
Speaker 3: Ju Jucin media. Yeah, that's a probably run into on

995
00:45:46,680 --> 00:45:48,560
Speaker 3: and midnight a lot is like if there's a video

996
00:45:48,600 --> 00:45:50,720
Speaker 3: we want to use and it's popular, it'll be owned

997
00:45:50,760 --> 00:45:51,360
Speaker 3: by Jukin.

998
00:45:51,560 --> 00:45:55,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, so we went. Yeah, I don't know when I

999
00:45:55,480 --> 00:45:57,600
Speaker 1: start getting money, but I guess the whole point of

1000
00:45:57,640 --> 00:45:59,480
Speaker 1: my story, you guys, is I'm about to be rich.

1001
00:46:00,080 --> 00:46:03,080
Speaker 2: Oh well, because you know, they they did decide that

1002
00:46:03,120 --> 00:46:03,800
Speaker 2: that was arson.

1003
00:46:04,280 --> 00:46:07,319
Speaker 5: Oh really, it just got Yeah, because because buildings don't

1004
00:46:07,360 --> 00:46:09,000
Speaker 5: catch on fire all at once.

1005
00:46:09,160 --> 00:46:11,920
Speaker 1: Right, That's what I was. Yeah, that's crazy. See I

1006
00:46:11,960 --> 00:46:16,000
Speaker 1: figured that out earlier as I drove by it, and

1007
00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:17,799
Speaker 1: that was the comment that I was like, do you

1008
00:46:17,800 --> 00:46:20,080
Speaker 1: have anything to say about this video? As I signed

1009
00:46:20,080 --> 00:46:22,719
Speaker 1: my little agreement, and I said, it clearly looked like

1010
00:46:23,280 --> 00:46:26,080
Speaker 1: it was lay at every ten feet, so I knew.

1011
00:46:25,880 --> 00:46:27,879
Speaker 3: I see, Do you think you maybe have a have

1012
00:46:27,920 --> 00:46:31,200
Speaker 3: a future career in filming and then figuring out what

1013
00:46:31,239 --> 00:46:33,440
Speaker 3: happened with fire forensics?

1014
00:46:33,480 --> 00:46:33,560
Speaker 1: Like?

1015
00:46:33,960 --> 00:46:37,319
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think like de Niro and Backdrop, I always felt.

1016
00:46:37,040 --> 00:46:39,239
Speaker 1: Like a little bit like I can really relate to

1017
00:46:39,320 --> 00:46:41,880
Speaker 1: shows like n CIS, but I don't know what it's called,

1018
00:46:41,880 --> 00:46:44,360
Speaker 1: but when I watch it, I really do relate to

1019
00:46:44,480 --> 00:46:47,279
Speaker 1: the job that they do on that. So I feel like,

1020
00:46:49,120 --> 00:46:51,879
Speaker 1: I guess I'm retiring from stand up comedy on this podcast. Wait,

1021
00:46:52,120 --> 00:46:53,120
Speaker 1: I'm going to join the force.

1022
00:46:53,360 --> 00:46:54,960
Speaker 2: How does this affect my podcast?

1023
00:46:55,120 --> 00:46:56,960
Speaker 1: Not at all. We'll still show up and do it.

1024
00:46:57,000 --> 00:47:03,360
Speaker 5: Okay, Greedy, did you see Nightcrawler?

1025
00:47:03,760 --> 00:47:04,240
Speaker 1: I haven't.

1026
00:47:04,560 --> 00:47:06,480
Speaker 2: Oh you should see it. It's kind of what that

1027
00:47:06,520 --> 00:47:06,919
Speaker 2: did you see?

1028
00:47:07,120 --> 00:47:09,320
Speaker 3: Dan? I haven't seen it. No, I got the screener

1029
00:47:09,320 --> 00:47:09,640
Speaker 3: at home.

1030
00:47:09,920 --> 00:47:10,399
Speaker 1: It's good.

1031
00:47:10,840 --> 00:47:11,600
Speaker 2: I really liked it.

1032
00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:15,560
Speaker 1: I thought that was about fishing. I thought it was

1033
00:47:15,600 --> 00:47:16,319
Speaker 1: about fishing with.

1034
00:47:16,280 --> 00:47:17,839
Speaker 3: Your fishing with one of the X men.

1035
00:47:20,400 --> 00:47:23,600
Speaker 1: I've not seen that. I have not seen Whiplash. I've

1036
00:47:23,600 --> 00:47:24,680
Speaker 1: not seen all those guys.

1037
00:47:24,680 --> 00:47:25,680
Speaker 3: I quite liked Whiplash.

1038
00:47:25,760 --> 00:47:28,360
Speaker 2: I did too. Yeah, I like that kid.

1039
00:47:30,239 --> 00:47:31,919
Speaker 3: How much drumming do you think that kid was doing

1040
00:47:32,440 --> 00:47:34,040
Speaker 3: in real life? Yeah?

1041
00:47:34,120 --> 00:47:34,960
Speaker 2: He really drums.

1042
00:47:35,080 --> 00:47:36,479
Speaker 1: I think he's really a drummer boy.

1043
00:47:36,840 --> 00:47:37,000
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1044
00:47:37,040 --> 00:47:40,200
Speaker 5: I don't think he's that as good as his character

1045
00:47:40,360 --> 00:47:42,759
Speaker 5: is good, right, but I think he really does drums well.

1046
00:47:42,800 --> 00:47:45,920
Speaker 1: Actually, for the movie, just for the purposes of sound,

1047
00:47:45,920 --> 00:47:48,080
Speaker 1: they had him marching to the beat of a different drummer.

1048
00:47:49,600 --> 00:47:52,600
Speaker 3: We just did you guys see the shirtless muscular Santa.

1049
00:47:52,600 --> 00:47:56,440
Speaker 3: We just passed. Oh, we're driving through West Hollywood. Not

1050
00:47:56,480 --> 00:48:00,520
Speaker 3: only was there a new bar which I had not scene,

1051
00:48:01,120 --> 00:48:03,760
Speaker 3: which could probably be a good companion bar to blow

1052
00:48:03,840 --> 00:48:07,520
Speaker 3: and go it's just called pump no really, and standing

1053
00:48:07,520 --> 00:48:11,520
Speaker 3: outside taking pictures of everyone was shirtless muscle Santa. He

1054
00:48:11,640 --> 00:48:14,359
Speaker 3: was great, was hot, he was really hot. He looks

1055
00:48:14,360 --> 00:48:20,080
Speaker 3: super hot, shaved, he was shaved. Friendly. This guy, I'm

1056
00:48:20,080 --> 00:48:24,560
Speaker 3: writing his grinder right now. Do you guys want to

1057
00:48:24,600 --> 00:48:26,280
Speaker 3: go back and get pictures with it? I bet Santa

1058
00:48:26,320 --> 00:48:29,839
Speaker 3: is Sanna's totally Fortunately, we know he.

1059
00:48:29,880 --> 00:48:30,800
Speaker 2: Is the chillist.

1060
00:48:30,960 --> 00:48:34,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean he's been flying over Amsterdam all these years.

1061
00:48:34,760 --> 00:48:38,080
Speaker 3: Just flies to a cloud of mos contact high. It's cool.

1062
00:48:38,120 --> 00:48:38,520
Speaker 3: I'm down.

1063
00:48:38,600 --> 00:48:41,360
Speaker 1: I'm down. You still get presents. It's the seventies.

1064
00:48:43,719 --> 00:48:45,920
Speaker 3: Stocking was filled with roach clips.

1065
00:48:47,200 --> 00:48:47,719
Speaker 1: With care.

1066
00:48:48,239 --> 00:48:49,920
Speaker 3: I do have a roach clip that I prefer, and

1067
00:48:49,960 --> 00:48:51,880
Speaker 3: it makes me feel bad about myself. I'm like, oh,

1068
00:48:51,960 --> 00:48:55,640
Speaker 3: you shouldn't have a favorite one. It's enough that you

1069
00:48:55,719 --> 00:48:57,480
Speaker 3: own one, but you have one that you prefer over

1070
00:48:57,520 --> 00:48:59,120
Speaker 3: to the other one that is great.

1071
00:48:59,280 --> 00:49:00,920
Speaker 2: Does it have a long piece of leather with a

1072
00:49:00,920 --> 00:49:02,440
Speaker 2: feather at the end that you wear as a baretta?

1073
00:49:02,880 --> 00:49:05,919
Speaker 3: God? I wish. Oh, now I have a new favorite one?

1074
00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:06,880
Speaker 3: Is that one you describe?

1075
00:49:07,040 --> 00:49:09,279
Speaker 2: My cousin Lisa wore that one in her hair all

1076
00:49:09,320 --> 00:49:10,120
Speaker 2: of my childhood.

1077
00:49:10,200 --> 00:49:12,560
Speaker 3: Oh boy, she was a classic sa guys.

1078
00:49:12,600 --> 00:49:14,960
Speaker 1: I wasn't sure what a roach clip is until you

1079
00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:16,920
Speaker 1: made it a hair product, And now I remember all

1080
00:49:16,920 --> 00:49:18,719
Speaker 1: the roach clips my sister had in her hair.

1081
00:49:18,880 --> 00:49:20,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was very common.

1082
00:49:20,600 --> 00:49:22,280
Speaker 3: Sorry, Chris, your sister was a drug addict.

1083
00:49:22,440 --> 00:49:25,320
Speaker 1: Well, I oh that Angeline. I thought she's just like fringe.

1084
00:49:25,440 --> 00:49:27,719
Speaker 5: Oh my god, that was Angeline where this is a

1085
00:49:27,840 --> 00:49:28,800
Speaker 5: Night of a Thousand Stores.

1086
00:49:28,840 --> 00:49:33,000
Speaker 1: Angeline is she's just a woman who owns a pink corvette.

1087
00:49:32,560 --> 00:49:35,720
Speaker 5: Right well, and she has the face of an anime

1088
00:49:35,880 --> 00:49:37,840
Speaker 5: character that is melting on the bottom.

1089
00:49:38,760 --> 00:49:39,520
Speaker 2: Have you ever seen her?

1090
00:49:39,520 --> 00:49:41,600
Speaker 1: I realize when they leave anime out in the sun.

1091
00:49:41,800 --> 00:49:45,399
Speaker 5: Yes, if you buy an anime candles. I saw her

1092
00:49:45,440 --> 00:49:48,520
Speaker 5: one night at that weird little store in Laura Canyon

1093
00:49:49,120 --> 00:49:51,080
Speaker 5: and she was in line in front of me, and

1094
00:49:51,120 --> 00:49:54,600
Speaker 5: she the top part of her face looks like she's nineteen,

1095
00:49:55,400 --> 00:49:57,560
Speaker 5: and the bottom part is the part that you can't

1096
00:49:57,560 --> 00:49:59,719
Speaker 5: do anything about when you're aging, which is like the

1097
00:50:00,160 --> 00:50:02,520
Speaker 5: around your mouth and all that. And she's like, I

1098
00:50:02,600 --> 00:50:05,000
Speaker 5: think in her late sixties or early seventies.

1099
00:50:05,239 --> 00:50:06,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's really old.

1100
00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:10,320
Speaker 1: Before she's always got like a young dude in her corvette,

1101
00:50:10,400 --> 00:50:10,839
Speaker 1: right yeah.

1102
00:50:10,920 --> 00:50:12,680
Speaker 3: I think she drives around in that corvette and I

1103
00:50:12,680 --> 00:50:14,719
Speaker 3: think she shows t shirts out of the trunk.

1104
00:50:15,239 --> 00:50:17,600
Speaker 1: And what did did she do? I'm not trying to

1105
00:50:17,640 --> 00:50:20,720
Speaker 1: disrespect the woman. She may have a be a Rhodes scholar,

1106
00:50:20,760 --> 00:50:22,600
Speaker 1: but is she an ex porn star?

1107
00:50:22,920 --> 00:50:24,319
Speaker 3: Yeah? I don't really know what her story. I don't

1108
00:50:24,320 --> 00:50:27,120
Speaker 3: really know anything about her other than that she someone

1109
00:50:27,200 --> 00:50:29,080
Speaker 3: she has some sort of weird sugar daddy that buys

1110
00:50:29,120 --> 00:50:31,520
Speaker 3: billboards of okay, yeah, oh wow. And then but I

1111
00:50:31,520 --> 00:50:35,040
Speaker 3: think just cruises around parks her signature pink corvette and

1112
00:50:35,120 --> 00:50:36,400
Speaker 3: sells you t shirts out of the trunk.

1113
00:50:36,440 --> 00:50:39,120
Speaker 5: Oh wow, she just became one of those like almost

1114
00:50:39,160 --> 00:50:41,600
Speaker 5: like the naked cowboy in Times Square.

1115
00:50:41,640 --> 00:50:45,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's like that guy of LA where she's famous

1116
00:50:45,080 --> 00:50:46,280
Speaker 2: for just being herself.

1117
00:50:46,680 --> 00:50:51,799
Speaker 1: Now does she have big fake balloon like fun bag boobies. Yes,

1118
00:50:52,280 --> 00:50:54,759
Speaker 1: I figured I know what she does.

1119
00:50:55,440 --> 00:50:56,600
Speaker 2: You should be a detective.

1120
00:50:56,719 --> 00:51:01,000
Speaker 1: She's like all that reminds me of the some lady

1121
00:51:01,360 --> 00:51:04,040
Speaker 1: almost jumped into the street and was yelling at me

1122
00:51:04,120 --> 00:51:06,720
Speaker 1: because I almost hit her. But she again, she leapt

1123
00:51:06,760 --> 00:51:09,720
Speaker 1: into the street and I was just driving and I

1124
00:51:09,760 --> 00:51:15,760
Speaker 1: and I said, ah, clam it, clown tits, clamt clown tits.

1125
00:51:15,800 --> 00:51:17,920
Speaker 1: And then I immediately felt like a bad person.

1126
00:51:17,960 --> 00:51:18,680
Speaker 2: Did she hear you?

1127
00:51:19,040 --> 00:51:19,640
Speaker 1: I hope not?

1128
00:51:19,840 --> 00:51:23,759
Speaker 2: Did she clam it?

1129
00:51:25,600 --> 00:51:26,760
Speaker 1: Oh, clown tits?

1130
00:51:27,080 --> 00:51:28,560
Speaker 2: Jordan? How long have you lived in La?

1131
00:51:29,120 --> 00:51:31,960
Speaker 3: I lived in LA since two thousand and five. Oh

1132
00:51:32,080 --> 00:51:34,960
Speaker 3: so yeah, a good long coming up on coming upon

1133
00:51:35,120 --> 00:51:38,239
Speaker 3: ten years. It is coming up on that coming up

1134
00:51:38,280 --> 00:51:47,279
Speaker 3: on a deuce. But Jordan deuces.

1135
00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:47,479
Speaker 1: You're originally from Orange County.

1136
00:51:47,520 --> 00:51:50,040
Speaker 3: Originally from Orange County. Yeah, and you know a lot

1137
00:51:50,040 --> 00:51:53,839
Speaker 3: of people like my people who have moved here. Oh well,

1138
00:51:53,840 --> 00:51:56,400
Speaker 3: you're basically from LA. But it like when I first

1139
00:51:56,440 --> 00:51:58,320
Speaker 3: moved up here, it could not have felt more different.

1140
00:51:58,360 --> 00:51:59,960
Speaker 1: It felt felt like it's so different.

1141
00:52:00,080 --> 00:52:00,560
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1142
00:52:00,640 --> 00:52:02,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, so so as a kid, you didn't come here

1143
00:52:02,719 --> 00:52:04,600
Speaker 1: with your family and and.

1144
00:52:04,960 --> 00:52:08,759
Speaker 3: Yeah, really, my dad would periodically run the La Marathons,

1145
00:52:08,760 --> 00:52:11,239
Speaker 3: would come up here. I enjoyed going to the Bad

1146
00:52:11,280 --> 00:52:15,160
Speaker 3: Would Oh. I really liked going to the Little Brea Tarbets.

1147
00:52:15,200 --> 00:52:17,200
Speaker 3: That was like a favorite once a year thing that

1148
00:52:17,239 --> 00:52:17,719
Speaker 3: we would do.

1149
00:52:18,840 --> 00:52:21,680
Speaker 1: Oh wow, look the Silver Spoon is something called Connie

1150
00:52:21,719 --> 00:52:24,280
Speaker 1: and Ted's and looks like a space age pirates.

1151
00:52:24,520 --> 00:52:26,840
Speaker 3: Yeah that's the place for Yeah, that used to be

1152
00:52:26,880 --> 00:52:29,799
Speaker 3: a fun little of greasy dive bar.

1153
00:52:30,080 --> 00:52:30,640
Speaker 1: I liked it.

1154
00:52:31,040 --> 00:52:32,920
Speaker 3: Now it's an overpriced oyster place.

1155
00:52:33,160 --> 00:52:36,080
Speaker 1: Get out of here with your clams.

1156
00:52:36,080 --> 00:52:41,600
Speaker 3: And I know, clam them gave these clams and clam

1157
00:52:41,600 --> 00:52:44,000
Speaker 3: them boots.

1158
00:52:44,200 --> 00:52:46,879
Speaker 1: I'm always surprised here from Orange County because everyone thinks

1159
00:52:46,920 --> 00:52:50,279
Speaker 1: of Orange County and they think surfer bro Sure, graphic

1160
00:52:50,400 --> 00:52:57,200
Speaker 1: tea UFC bleach, blonde hair, keep going the sails a

1161
00:52:57,239 --> 00:53:03,239
Speaker 1: lot White Supremacists. Yeah, they have a black truck that

1162
00:53:03,400 --> 00:53:08,480
Speaker 1: is all suicide murdered out. Yeah, it's called murdered out

1163
00:53:08,920 --> 00:53:13,120
Speaker 1: suicided out. If you're a doucy guy that's depressed, but

1164
00:53:13,400 --> 00:53:15,880
Speaker 1: you're not, you're not that you like punk rock.

1165
00:53:15,760 --> 00:53:17,440
Speaker 3: Though, I do like punk, yeah, I mean I think

1166
00:53:17,440 --> 00:53:20,799
Speaker 3: that's that's that's something that I still I still have

1167
00:53:20,960 --> 00:53:23,800
Speaker 3: with me that is very Orange County is like loving

1168
00:53:23,800 --> 00:53:24,440
Speaker 3: the Vandals.

1169
00:53:24,640 --> 00:53:27,920
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, and you still go to punk rock shows, right,

1170
00:53:27,960 --> 00:53:28,160
Speaker 1: I do.

1171
00:53:28,280 --> 00:53:31,319
Speaker 3: Yeah. I have our buddy Mike who we worked with

1172
00:53:31,360 --> 00:53:32,160
Speaker 3: at Fuel.

1173
00:53:32,040 --> 00:53:36,160
Speaker 1: My buddy too. He's my buddy too. It's right on

1174
00:53:36,200 --> 00:53:37,000
Speaker 1: Fairfax up.

1175
00:53:36,880 --> 00:53:40,480
Speaker 2: Here, which way right on Fairfax.

1176
00:53:40,680 --> 00:53:42,960
Speaker 3: I think it's a little bit not. I mean, I

1177
00:53:42,960 --> 00:53:45,319
Speaker 3: think we like, you know, going to shows and seeing

1178
00:53:45,360 --> 00:53:48,120
Speaker 3: bands and stuff. But he his wife had a they

1179
00:53:48,120 --> 00:53:51,440
Speaker 3: had their first baby, and I think he struck some

1180
00:53:51,480 --> 00:53:54,480
Speaker 3: sort of deal where it's part of an excuse for

1181
00:53:54,560 --> 00:53:56,440
Speaker 3: him to get out of the house. I think it's

1182
00:53:56,480 --> 00:53:59,600
Speaker 3: like something like whenever there's a mid nineties punk band

1183
00:53:59,600 --> 00:54:01,760
Speaker 3: in town, we will just go see them. That's great,

1184
00:54:02,160 --> 00:54:06,120
Speaker 3: even if maybe neither of us is super stoked to

1185
00:54:06,160 --> 00:54:10,439
Speaker 3: see Pulley yeah, or jug hads revenge that we'll just go.

1186
00:54:11,200 --> 00:54:12,879
Speaker 3: But yeah, it's it's just it's just a funny chose

1187
00:54:12,920 --> 00:54:14,120
Speaker 3: to get to get wrecked with the buddies.

1188
00:54:14,200 --> 00:54:15,839
Speaker 1: Ever do you ever watch you ever hit the pit?

1189
00:54:16,560 --> 00:54:18,359
Speaker 3: Oh? God, what did I do? You know? I went?

1190
00:54:18,640 --> 00:54:22,239
Speaker 3: I went to see the Dwarves the other day.

1191
00:54:22,520 --> 00:54:25,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, who are famous for just kicking people. Yeah, they

1192
00:54:25,719 --> 00:54:27,640
Speaker 1: up front row they'll just kick someone in the face.

1193
00:54:27,719 --> 00:54:31,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, a reputation for being violent in the you know,

1194
00:54:31,520 --> 00:54:34,760
Speaker 3: people who get banned from venues. They were perfect, gentleman.

1195
00:54:35,120 --> 00:54:38,080
Speaker 3: I'll say new songs sounded great. Sometimes when you get

1196
00:54:38,080 --> 00:54:39,839
Speaker 3: to see those old bands, it can be a little

1197
00:54:39,880 --> 00:54:41,919
Speaker 3: bit sad, like, all right, these are you know, there's

1198
00:54:41,960 --> 00:54:43,040
Speaker 3: some chunky fifty year old.

1199
00:54:43,160 --> 00:54:45,560
Speaker 1: Well that guy's been working. He's like been in Queens

1200
00:54:45,560 --> 00:54:46,719
Speaker 1: of that Stone Age and all that.

1201
00:54:46,840 --> 00:54:50,040
Speaker 3: He's oh wow. Yeah. They they sounded terrific And yeah,

1202
00:54:50,080 --> 00:54:53,360
Speaker 3: I don't usually like timash, but it was so it

1203
00:54:53,480 --> 00:54:55,920
Speaker 3: sounded so good and was so intense that I was

1204
00:54:55,960 --> 00:54:58,400
Speaker 3: I was taken by the spirit. I was compelled by

1205
00:54:58,440 --> 00:55:02,040
Speaker 3: the spirit level. It was I was almost as pumped

1206
00:55:02,200 --> 00:55:05,560
Speaker 3: for that show as I was for Havin a Gila. I.

1207
00:55:05,719 --> 00:55:08,239
Speaker 3: I got through about half of a song, half of

1208
00:55:08,239 --> 00:55:11,560
Speaker 3: a ninety second song in the mosh pit, but I

1209
00:55:11,560 --> 00:55:12,600
Speaker 3: felt pretty good afterwards.

1210
00:55:12,680 --> 00:55:15,319
Speaker 1: Yeah, they weren't You're not. They weren't even stopping on

1211
00:55:15,360 --> 00:55:18,239
Speaker 1: the on the champagne bottle. Jordan just grabbed a beer

1212
00:55:18,280 --> 00:55:20,520
Speaker 1: bottle and shattered it in a punk.

1213
00:55:20,360 --> 00:55:22,120
Speaker 2: Rock style and a Jewish wedding.

1214
00:55:22,200 --> 00:55:23,400
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, you wanted to get in.

1215
00:55:23,400 --> 00:55:27,400
Speaker 3: The mash fozzil top motherfucker's when I yelled.

1216
00:55:27,800 --> 00:55:33,160
Speaker 1: That's the famous Swartzenegger line. Mother fuckers.

1217
00:55:33,200 --> 00:55:34,480
Speaker 2: Did you ever like face to face?

1218
00:55:34,880 --> 00:55:35,080
Speaker 3: Oh?

1219
00:55:35,160 --> 00:55:39,319
Speaker 1: There I do. I really like them. I like we've

1220
00:55:39,360 --> 00:55:42,040
Speaker 1: talked about this. It's gotten heated. Jordan and I do

1221
00:55:42,160 --> 00:55:44,839
Speaker 1: it a little bit of a slap fight here. Oh

1222
00:55:44,880 --> 00:55:48,759
Speaker 1: that was my face for those listening. I just hit

1223
00:55:48,800 --> 00:55:51,240
Speaker 1: my own lands married somehow. It made me bite my tongue.

1224
00:55:51,239 --> 00:55:54,680
Speaker 1: I really wish I hadn't done that. I haven't hung

1225
00:55:54,719 --> 00:55:57,239
Speaker 1: out with Joanah Ray all that much, but one night

1226
00:55:57,320 --> 00:56:01,120
Speaker 1: we ended up at the House Blues and there was

1227
00:56:01,239 --> 00:56:04,480
Speaker 1: just a death metal band that had pretty much ninety

1228
00:56:04,480 --> 00:56:08,160
Speaker 1: five percent Latino fans, and so you look down at

1229
00:56:08,200 --> 00:56:14,239
Speaker 1: the audience and everyone had these long black mulleted like

1230
00:56:14,360 --> 00:56:16,840
Speaker 1: it was just a sea of hair bobbing back and

1231
00:56:17,040 --> 00:56:19,640
Speaker 1: it was the coolest thing ever. But the pit there

1232
00:56:19,800 --> 00:56:23,239
Speaker 1: was like a pretty fast moving circle, like where they're

1233
00:56:23,239 --> 00:56:25,600
Speaker 1: almost running counterclockwise in a circle.

1234
00:56:26,000 --> 00:56:26,160
Speaker 2: Wo.

1235
00:56:26,360 --> 00:56:29,120
Speaker 1: And we went down there just to look at or

1236
00:56:29,120 --> 00:56:31,640
Speaker 1: I thought we were just looking at it, and Jonah

1237
00:56:31,680 --> 00:56:34,279
Speaker 1: looked at me and he just took off his glasses

1238
00:56:34,360 --> 00:56:37,760
Speaker 1: and slowly put them in his pocket and just jumped

1239
00:56:37,800 --> 00:56:41,560
Speaker 1: in there and was immediately like getting punched and hitting people.

1240
00:56:41,840 --> 00:56:43,880
Speaker 1: And he had like a cut on his face, and

1241
00:56:43,880 --> 00:56:46,560
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, man, John Wray's kind of badass.

1242
00:56:46,640 --> 00:56:46,799
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1243
00:56:46,840 --> 00:56:48,920
Speaker 3: I mean I think the thing that, you know, if

1244
00:56:48,920 --> 00:56:50,520
Speaker 3: he grew up with that kind of music, you have

1245
00:56:50,560 --> 00:56:53,400
Speaker 3: a lot of special memories of Yeah, washing to your

1246
00:56:53,400 --> 00:56:56,719
Speaker 3: favorite band. I do, and yeah, but sometimes it just

1247
00:56:56,760 --> 00:56:58,959
Speaker 3: sounds so good that you have to try it again.

1248
00:56:59,040 --> 00:57:02,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, would I think, yeah, under the right. I know

1249
00:57:03,000 --> 00:57:05,320
Speaker 1: I'm deaf from going to shows as a young person.

1250
00:57:05,520 --> 00:57:08,279
Speaker 1: I can't hear if there's ambient Like last night I

1251
00:57:08,320 --> 00:57:10,640
Speaker 1: was at a party, people are talking to me. I'm like, oh,

1252
00:57:10,680 --> 00:57:13,440
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm deaf. I just say that now. Yeah,

1253
00:57:13,480 --> 00:57:16,040
Speaker 1: I absolutely can't hear. And I know it's from standing

1254
00:57:16,120 --> 00:57:19,440
Speaker 1: next to the same speaker at Jay's upstairs in Missilla,

1255
00:57:19,480 --> 00:57:20,680
Speaker 1: Montana every weekend.

1256
00:57:20,880 --> 00:57:22,320
Speaker 5: I have the same thing whe when people talk to

1257
00:57:22,360 --> 00:57:24,760
Speaker 5: me parties, I have to go, I'm sorry, what And

1258
00:57:24,760 --> 00:57:27,400
Speaker 5: then I lean into the right like, I mean my

1259
00:57:27,520 --> 00:57:28,520
Speaker 5: right ear in like.

1260
00:57:28,480 --> 00:57:29,200
Speaker 2: An old lady.

1261
00:57:29,320 --> 00:57:31,439
Speaker 1: What you're realizing right now is your good ear?

1262
00:57:32,120 --> 00:57:32,600
Speaker 2: Exactly?

1263
00:57:32,840 --> 00:57:34,000
Speaker 1: It's fun funnel.

1264
00:57:34,280 --> 00:57:37,480
Speaker 2: What's that your horn? Old fashioned to your horn?

1265
00:57:38,240 --> 00:57:38,919
Speaker 1: I like it?

1266
00:57:41,000 --> 00:57:43,360
Speaker 3: Oh so yeah, I'm up here by the grove.

1267
00:57:43,800 --> 00:57:45,400
Speaker 1: How do you like it over here by the grove?

1268
00:57:45,400 --> 00:57:48,000
Speaker 1: Do you utilize their farmer's market?

1269
00:57:48,120 --> 00:57:50,080
Speaker 3: You know what, guys, I'm kind of at the grove

1270
00:57:50,120 --> 00:57:53,200
Speaker 3: a lot. Oh yeah. For those not from La the

1271
00:57:53,200 --> 00:57:55,160
Speaker 3: Grove is a very kind of cheesy, touristy mall. It's

1272
00:57:55,160 --> 00:57:56,680
Speaker 3: like where you would take your mom when she comes

1273
00:57:56,720 --> 00:57:57,080
Speaker 3: to town.

1274
00:57:57,160 --> 00:57:59,880
Speaker 1: Yes, that being said, did anthropology get in those new

1275
00:58:01,240 --> 00:58:01,760
Speaker 1: never mind?

1276
00:58:02,000 --> 00:58:03,840
Speaker 3: I don't know what they're going to be excited for.

1277
00:58:04,040 --> 00:58:05,920
Speaker 1: I was for thing and then I couldn't say the

1278
00:58:05,920 --> 00:58:06,400
Speaker 1: fake thing.

1279
00:58:07,720 --> 00:58:11,160
Speaker 5: You know, someone just told me that they have the

1280
00:58:11,160 --> 00:58:12,960
Speaker 5: there's a Museum of Tolerance at the grove.

1281
00:58:13,760 --> 00:58:17,000
Speaker 3: No what, Oh, you know what? It's behind the grove.

1282
00:58:17,520 --> 00:58:20,840
Speaker 3: It's not actually on the grounds. But yes, I know, I.

1283
00:58:20,760 --> 00:58:22,720
Speaker 2: Thought it was a stop on the trolley.

1284
00:58:22,400 --> 00:58:27,960
Speaker 3: Right, but no, get aino tour it around? Yeah, get

1285
00:58:28,160 --> 00:58:35,200
Speaker 3: give empathize with the juice and then.

1286
00:58:31,440 --> 00:58:35,680
Speaker 6: Get yeah, exactly, have a nice solid It's hard you

1287
00:58:35,880 --> 00:58:38,720
Speaker 6: want empathize for the Jews here because they're really shoving

1288
00:58:39,000 --> 00:58:41,640
Speaker 6: Jesus's Christmas down your throat those lights.

1289
00:58:42,880 --> 00:58:45,160
Speaker 2: That is Did they still make it snow.

1290
00:58:46,760 --> 00:58:48,720
Speaker 3: Around five? I think around five if they do a

1291
00:58:48,840 --> 00:58:51,520
Speaker 3: snow bubble, that's a soap bubble snow.

1292
00:58:51,680 --> 00:58:52,440
Speaker 2: I really love it.

1293
00:58:52,480 --> 00:58:54,480
Speaker 1: Really, I love that. I like Christmas. I don't know

1294
00:58:54,520 --> 00:58:56,000
Speaker 1: about you guys, but I'll start.

1295
00:58:55,800 --> 00:58:57,040
Speaker 3: Talking about it.

1296
00:58:57,040 --> 00:58:58,560
Speaker 1: It's that kind of podcast.

1297
00:58:59,440 --> 00:59:04,200
Speaker 3: I love it. Oh look at all those controversial topics outside.

1298
00:59:04,200 --> 00:59:08,080
Speaker 1: It's rightful. My favorite thing to do in the grove

1299
00:59:08,280 --> 00:59:11,880
Speaker 1: is when that trolley comes along. I like to like

1300
00:59:11,920 --> 00:59:15,320
Speaker 1: what's that movie north by Northwest? Yeah, where I pretend

1301
00:59:15,320 --> 00:59:19,640
Speaker 1: it's chasing me. I'm gonna really slow and everyone sees

1302
00:59:19,720 --> 00:59:21,400
Speaker 1: it and they have a pretty good laugh and they

1303
00:59:21,400 --> 00:59:22,640
Speaker 1: don't even know who I am.

1304
00:59:22,920 --> 00:59:24,400
Speaker 2: Can I tell you what I thought you were gonna say?

1305
00:59:24,480 --> 00:59:26,440
Speaker 5: What I thought you're gonna say you ran next to

1306
00:59:26,480 --> 00:59:28,280
Speaker 5: it with blade hands like the t one.

1307
00:59:28,280 --> 00:59:33,400
Speaker 3: Tho oh, that's even blade hands. I'm gonna do it next,

1308
00:59:33,480 --> 00:59:34,040
Speaker 3: laid hand.

1309
00:59:34,280 --> 00:59:36,080
Speaker 2: Just some options. You always have options.

1310
00:59:38,000 --> 00:59:38,920
Speaker 3: That is my next.

1311
00:59:38,960 --> 00:59:41,560
Speaker 1: Oh that's a good one, Karen, turn right here. If

1312
00:59:41,600 --> 00:59:42,920
Speaker 1: you want to do it, you can do it. It's

1313
00:59:42,920 --> 00:59:43,440
Speaker 1: your idea.

1314
00:59:43,560 --> 00:59:44,320
Speaker 2: No, I don't run.

1315
00:59:45,320 --> 00:59:48,919
Speaker 1: Oh there's a big pothole. We're growing in it. Damn it, God,

1316
00:59:49,200 --> 00:59:52,080
Speaker 1: turn it, damn it, damn it.

1317
00:59:52,440 --> 00:59:55,760
Speaker 3: Directions to my house now include if you've hit smoking

1318
00:59:55,880 --> 00:59:59,800
Speaker 3: vape depot, you've gone too far. Oh that's great.

1319
01:00:01,040 --> 01:00:03,040
Speaker 2: There is a lot of vaping these days, a lot

1320
01:00:03,040 --> 01:00:03,520
Speaker 2: of vaping.

1321
01:00:03,680 --> 01:00:07,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's how I quit smoking. I was buying those

1322
01:00:07,840 --> 01:00:12,360
Speaker 1: throwaway you know, East six that have anti freeze. I know,

1323
01:00:12,480 --> 01:00:16,920
Speaker 1: I believe. And ooh this is nice, this is beautiful.

1324
01:00:17,080 --> 01:00:20,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a nice, little, nice little neighborhood. I love it. Yeah.

1325
01:00:20,160 --> 01:00:22,400
Speaker 3: I was reluctant to move kind of to the maybe

1326
01:00:22,560 --> 01:00:24,800
Speaker 3: one of the square places in Hollywood, but I just

1327
01:00:24,840 --> 01:00:26,680
Speaker 3: kind of love the apartment and now I'm fucking all

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Speaker 3: about it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, it's beautiful grove and talk about the convenient.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, should I do this?

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01:00:32,360 --> 01:00:32,959
Speaker 3: Yeah that's great.

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Speaker 2: I have to say, I really like I like the

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Speaker 2: mid Wilshire.

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Speaker 5: District, like it down there a little bit, but I

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01:00:40,240 --> 01:00:43,560
Speaker 5: like they have really beautiful, old fashioned looking apartments.

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01:00:43,640 --> 01:00:45,960
Speaker 3: Yeah. Mine's from the thirties and yeah it's really like

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01:00:46,000 --> 01:00:47,840
Speaker 3: cool and weird and has an ironing board in the.

1338
01:00:47,800 --> 01:00:50,600
Speaker 1: Wall that comes down like a Murphy bed.

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01:00:50,920 --> 01:00:51,760
Speaker 3: Yeah it totally does.

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01:00:52,000 --> 01:00:52,200
Speaker 1: Man.

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01:00:52,320 --> 01:00:54,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's like this weird little fireplace. So yeah, I

1342
01:00:54,440 --> 01:00:55,280
Speaker 3: think I think you're.

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01:00:55,200 --> 01:00:57,160
Speaker 1: Are you gonna put your TV in your fireplace? Like

1344
01:00:57,200 --> 01:00:58,680
Speaker 1: you were supposed to do at your old place?

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01:00:58,800 --> 01:01:02,040
Speaker 3: Oh, I'm remember, I know, but kept talking about it.

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01:01:02,120 --> 01:01:03,440
Speaker 3: He never did ever happen.

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01:01:03,520 --> 01:01:06,200
Speaker 1: He had a perfect mantle. It was the exact size

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01:01:06,200 --> 01:01:08,400
Speaker 1: of his slat screen. Every time I went there, I'm like,

1349
01:01:08,440 --> 01:01:10,880
Speaker 1: you gotta put that TV in the fireplace and have

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01:01:10,920 --> 01:01:13,360
Speaker 1: a DVD of Fire playing on it?

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01:01:13,840 --> 01:01:16,280
Speaker 3: And did you know that was part of my plan? Yeah?

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01:01:16,400 --> 01:01:18,880
Speaker 3: I never did. I willfully disobeyed you.

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01:01:19,040 --> 01:01:22,360
Speaker 1: I bought at a target ninety nine cent DVDs of

1354
01:01:22,480 --> 01:01:24,600
Speaker 1: Fire because I wanted to give you one.

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01:01:24,840 --> 01:01:29,800
Speaker 3: But I'm just saying, I hope you appreciate you appreciate it.

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01:01:32,400 --> 01:01:34,320
Speaker 1: TV, So I gotta get away from the beach. You

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01:01:34,320 --> 01:01:39,480
Speaker 1: need a roommate. Right, it's a deal on I just said, Uh,

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01:01:39,600 --> 01:01:41,480
Speaker 1: don't worry, Jordan, I love cats.

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01:01:42,240 --> 01:01:43,960
Speaker 3: That's true, you do enjoy Yeah, that'll be that'll be

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01:01:44,000 --> 01:01:45,960
Speaker 3: an that won't be a big adjustment. You could show

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01:01:46,000 --> 01:01:46,960
Speaker 3: you and the cattle getting.

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01:01:46,960 --> 01:01:49,120
Speaker 1: I'm not allergic to cats unless I lift their tail

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01:01:49,120 --> 01:01:51,280
Speaker 1: and I put my face there and then I get weazy.

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01:01:51,360 --> 01:01:52,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just don't do that.

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01:01:53,040 --> 01:01:54,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm allergic to buttoles.

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01:01:57,280 --> 01:01:59,360
Speaker 3: Jordan Holm. Is this the end of the podcast? It

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01:01:59,440 --> 01:02:00,360
Speaker 3: were it?

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01:02:00,440 --> 01:02:03,240
Speaker 1: Yeah? We usually have a ceremony, but right now it

1369
01:02:03,320 --> 01:02:05,800
Speaker 1: involves us honking. And there's a baby right there, so

1370
01:02:05,840 --> 01:02:07,680
Speaker 1: I'm just buying time. There's actually baby.

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01:02:07,800 --> 01:02:09,000
Speaker 3: Kind of a fidgety looking dog.

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01:02:09,480 --> 01:02:10,440
Speaker 2: That dog would lose it.

1373
01:02:10,840 --> 01:02:12,720
Speaker 1: That's a companion. That's a companion.

1374
01:02:13,920 --> 01:02:15,800
Speaker 3: God, oh he is. He's got a little vest.

1375
01:02:18,960 --> 01:02:20,360
Speaker 1: He's just a little cub scout.

1376
01:02:23,520 --> 01:02:28,320
Speaker 3: It's his snuggling merit badge. I'll give him that bad

1377
01:02:28,720 --> 01:02:30,240
Speaker 3: Yeah a million.

1378
01:02:30,840 --> 01:02:33,120
Speaker 5: Do you have anything to plug or like, anything that

1379
01:02:33,160 --> 01:02:35,080
Speaker 5: you want to talk about that people would know.

1380
01:02:35,400 --> 01:02:38,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, I do a podcast. It's called Jordan jesse Go.

1381
01:02:38,920 --> 01:02:42,040
Speaker 3: I love Chris are too frequent beloved guests?

1382
01:02:42,160 --> 01:02:45,440
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, we love it. We love it, Jordan.

1383
01:02:45,320 --> 01:02:47,400
Speaker 3: Jesse go it's an iTunes at maximum fund dot or

1384
01:02:47,400 --> 01:02:50,240
Speaker 3: at maximum fund dot org. Yes, and uh at Midnight's

1385
01:02:50,240 --> 01:02:52,880
Speaker 3: on Company Central Monday, Thursday midnight.

1386
01:02:52,920 --> 01:02:54,640
Speaker 2: Are you gonna do it midnight or have you done it?

1387
01:02:54,960 --> 01:02:59,120
Speaker 3: There's there's been talks, preliminary talks. I would like to Yeah,

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01:02:59,200 --> 01:03:00,240
Speaker 3: so perhaps.

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01:03:00,160 --> 01:03:01,880
Speaker 1: Right if you do do it? Yeah, we should all

1390
01:03:01,960 --> 01:03:04,040
Speaker 1: be well, we should well, let's just plan this out

1391
01:03:04,080 --> 01:03:06,160
Speaker 1: and then we'll just pitch it to them. Yeah, the

1392
01:03:06,240 --> 01:03:08,200
Speaker 1: three of us together on panel. What do you say?

1393
01:03:08,240 --> 01:03:11,120
Speaker 3: Oh? Sure, the the do you need a ride gang? Yeah,

1394
01:03:11,200 --> 01:03:14,080
Speaker 3: let's get two posts and a guy who was on

1395
01:03:14,120 --> 01:03:14,560
Speaker 3: it once.

1396
01:03:14,960 --> 01:03:20,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, everyone's and three thousand people will clap somewhere.

1397
01:03:21,200 --> 01:03:25,200
Speaker 2: Total is three thousand or number and the last one.

1398
01:03:25,280 --> 01:03:26,360
Speaker 2: Yeah that's nice.

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01:03:26,440 --> 01:03:27,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not bad. That's cozy.

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01:03:27,880 --> 01:03:31,040
Speaker 3: That's cozy. Jordan's you guys have it. Who's the who's

1401
01:03:31,040 --> 01:03:32,480
Speaker 3: the highest guest? Who's gotten the most?

1402
01:03:32,520 --> 01:03:33,120
Speaker 1: Oh?

1403
01:03:33,160 --> 01:03:36,400
Speaker 5: Boy, I wonder Dave Anthony got them most because he's

1404
01:03:36,440 --> 01:03:39,720
Speaker 5: got really because the Walking Room and the Dull Up

1405
01:03:39,760 --> 01:03:43,520
Speaker 5: having such popular podcasts and he's like huge in Australia.

1406
01:03:43,600 --> 01:03:45,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I think it either was.

1407
01:03:45,520 --> 01:03:51,200
Speaker 5: Him or uh Todd Glass or Todd Barry.

1408
01:03:51,080 --> 01:03:53,840
Speaker 1: Or Todd Barry, one of those guys, or people like

1409
01:03:54,000 --> 01:03:57,160
Speaker 1: James and Domian. These are all guests that aren't Jordan's.

1410
01:03:57,360 --> 01:03:59,520
Speaker 3: Right now we have them all out of the one

1411
01:03:59,640 --> 01:04:00,880
Speaker 3: and I'm coming for you.

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01:04:01,600 --> 01:04:02,000
Speaker 2: Was great?

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01:04:04,360 --> 01:04:09,680
Speaker 1: She really, I mean her ability package and nice.

1414
01:04:10,160 --> 01:04:16,040
Speaker 3: She's nice, then it really does, Jordan, thank you for

1415
01:04:16,040 --> 01:04:18,120
Speaker 3: being super fun.

1416
01:04:19,280 --> 01:04:21,800
Speaker 1: And for those of you listening now you've been listening

1417
01:04:21,800 --> 01:04:24,480
Speaker 1: to do you need a ride? D y n A R?

1418
01:04:27,120 --> 01:04:28,000
Speaker 1: Are you leaving?

1419
01:04:28,600 --> 01:04:31,760
Speaker 2: You wanna way back? Either way?

1420
01:04:32,000 --> 01:04:32,920
Speaker 3: We want to be.

1421
01:04:32,960 --> 01:04:38,360
Speaker 4: There, doesn't matter how much baggage you claim and give

1422
01:04:38,480 --> 01:04:43,440
Speaker 4: us time and they turning on and gave me. We

1423
01:04:43,720 --> 01:04:48,560
Speaker 4: want to send you off inside. We want to welcome

1424
01:04:48,640 --> 01:04:49,600
Speaker 4: you back home.

1425
01:04:51,480 --> 01:04:53,880
Speaker 2: Tell us all about it. We scared her?

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01:04:54,080 --> 01:04:55,200
Speaker 6: Was it fine.

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01:04:56,800 --> 01:05:01,200
Speaker 1: Now? Porn father?

1428
01:05:13,320 --> 01:05:16,720
Speaker 2: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

1429
01:05:17,320 --> 01:05:18,640
Speaker 2: Do you need to ride?

1430
01:05:19,280 --> 01:05:20,600
Speaker 3: Do you need to ride?

1431
01:05:21,240 --> 01:05:25,040
Speaker 2: Do you need to ride? Do you need ride?

1432
01:05:25,240 --> 01:05:26,600
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?

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01:05:27,160 --> 01:05:28,160
Speaker 2: Do you need.

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01:05:34,400 --> 01:05:35,560
Speaker 1: With Karen and cress

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01:05:37,440 --> 01:05:37,480
Speaker 3: H