Speaker 1: It's topic times called eight hundred five one to join
Speaker 1: into the discussion with the Breakfast.
Speaker 2: Club Morning everybody. It's DJ env Charlamagne the God. We
Speaker 2: are the Breakfast Club. We got our guest co host
Speaker 2: Kei Ki here. Hey, friends, now we're asking eight hundred
Speaker 2: five eight five one five one, what are some signs
Speaker 2: you are getting old?
Speaker 3: This conversation comes from Kevin Hart.
Speaker 2: We reported in the rumors early that Kevin Hart was
Speaker 2: trying to uh, I guess race somebody in a in
Speaker 2: a foot race and got himself injured.
Speaker 3: Let's hear it right fast. Tall.
Speaker 4: My men women out there that are forty years old
Speaker 4: and above, it's not a game. Respect that age or
Speaker 4: that age will make you respect it. It's just a
Speaker 4: public service announcement because I know people may see me
Speaker 4: out and I don't want you to be alarm, but
Speaker 4: I'm in a wheelchair. Shout out to Steven Wildly. I'm
Speaker 4: gonna go to put this story out there before you do.
Speaker 4: Me and Steven we got into a little debate. This
Speaker 4: debate was based off of who's faster.
Speaker 5: Steven said, Kevi.
Speaker 4: Ain't no know where you're gonna beat me. Steven is
Speaker 4: ex NFL running back play for the even Patriots. I said, Steve,
Speaker 4: you can bet it, he said back, I said back.
Speaker 4: We get out there, we go run a forty year
Speaker 4: old dash.
Speaker 5: Guys, I blew all.
Speaker 4: My tore my lord abdomen. My abductors are torn. I
Speaker 4: don't even know what that is, but I tore him.
Speaker 3: I can't walk. What are we competing for at this age?
Speaker 3: Why we like?
Speaker 6: What am I doing? Stupid and love?
Speaker 4: And now I can't walk cause I'm somewhere trying to
Speaker 4: get the title of the fastest the barbecue.
Speaker 3: So we're asking eight hundred and five eighty five one
Speaker 3: O five one. Let's start with you, Kiki.
Speaker 7: Okay, Now, for me, when I knew I was getting
Speaker 7: older and I'm I'm an early thirties, so I'm still,
Speaker 7: you know, a little young. But what tells you is
Speaker 7: when you hang around younger people. So like my sister
Speaker 7: in law is younger than me.
Speaker 6: Shout out to.
Speaker 7: Queler, Well we go all vacation. I want to go
Speaker 7: to the spot and lay down, right. She want to
Speaker 7: go to the club. We gotta turn up, we gotta
Speaker 7: pop bottles. And I also know when I go over
Speaker 7: to somebody house and they music real loud, Like why
Speaker 7: is everything so loud? That's what I know I was
Speaker 7: getting old. And also when I discovered baseboards in my house,
Speaker 7: like I don't know, I'm just living life and apartments,
Speaker 7: I didn't realize I had to clean a baseboard. And
Speaker 7: I finally figured out what that was. I was like, yeah,
Speaker 7: you're getting old.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: For myself, there's a couple of things.
Speaker 2: One when I drive now, I listen to the traffic
Speaker 2: report to see what is gonna be yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: Also I watched the news to see what the weather's
Speaker 3: gonna be.
Speaker 6: Okay that that.
Speaker 2: Also, if I'm going somewhere, like I'm touching a long flight,
Speaker 2: I watch what I ate, meaning like if I know
Speaker 2: if like let's say I like cheesecake and I want
Speaker 2: cheesecake before I catch a flight, the person sitting next
Speaker 2: to me is gonna have a bad flight. Like there's
Speaker 2: certain things. I know when I drink too much, I
Speaker 2: know it like I'm gonna have to go to the bathroom.
Speaker 2: Like there's certain certain things. The nap thing is always one. Uh,
Speaker 2: I do the old man basketball. So you know, I
Speaker 2: got six kids, yes, two boys, four girls, And when
Speaker 2: I play my kids in basketball, I no longer am
Speaker 2: competitive real like, I back them down like my dad
Speaker 2: used to do me, just old man style and just
Speaker 2: kind of just do like a hook shot to beat them.
Speaker 2: Come tired, don' I don't want to play with them
Speaker 2: the more I'm tired, Like I just want to win
Speaker 2: and then go those are those are a lot of them.
Speaker 2: And then I got tennis elbowt and I haven't played
Speaker 2: tennis in twenty years, and I think that's an old
Speaker 2: man's injury tennis elbow.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so I got tennis elbowt right now, Charlamagne.
Speaker 1: I was born in nineteen hundred and seventy eight, So
Speaker 1: I thought the question is, what can't we do anymore
Speaker 1: after a certain age?
Speaker 3: Yeah, memories messed up? I can see it right now, Okay.
Speaker 6: And he was just struggling with Instagram.
Speaker 3: Instagram, I tag Michael, somebody, where's my niece? Can my
Speaker 3: knees help me?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 5: When you get frustrated, what can I do anymore?
Speaker 1: Damn near everything and especially everything I don't want to do.
Speaker 1: And it'd be the littlest things, like I realize now
Speaker 1: while our parents, you know, used to be in like
Speaker 1: the living room and they would call us no matter
Speaker 1: where we was at, in the apartment, at the house
Speaker 1: or the trailer, just to get them some water, them
Speaker 1: remote troller literally right there I'm talking about, like right there,
Speaker 1: a foot away from you. Well, boy, when you be
Speaker 1: on that couch after a long work week, after a
Speaker 1: long day, you don't feel like getting up.
Speaker 5: To do it, So come use your little young legs and.
Speaker 1: Get it for me. Another thing I can't do anymore
Speaker 1: at my age small talk. I don't want any small talk.
Speaker 1: I have no problem he was sitting around in silence,
Speaker 1: or if you're talking to me about something I don't
Speaker 1: care about, I might tell you shut the f up
Speaker 1: right in the middle of the conversation because I don't
Speaker 1: have time for the small talk. I don't care in
Speaker 1: no way, shape or form.
Speaker 3: And you know another reason why I knew I was
Speaker 3: gett older. I started wearing crocs.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I started wearing I look at him a
Speaker 2: glass old ass people shoes.
Speaker 1: But now you ain't mentioned had died. You ain't realize
Speaker 1: you was getting older. You have to start dying your
Speaker 1: bid and painting your painting your faith.
Speaker 6: I'll not envy you be out here leaving them little
Speaker 6: stings on T shirts.
Speaker 5: Yes he did.
Speaker 1: He definitely you put it. It was no you know
Speaker 1: what he had on himself. He had he had a
Speaker 1: hoodie on one day and it was all on the neck.
Speaker 5: Of the hoodie, the little black powder. Just actually he
Speaker 5: just observing, laughing at me and sorry, I'm you don't.
Speaker 1: Do that no more, you stop because I keep calling
Speaker 1: you on on the Walgreens ran out of just man.
Speaker 3: So I've been stuck for a little bit, but I
Speaker 3: got new delivery coming today. Don't worry about Okay, you
Speaker 3: hate it, kick it, don't last.
Speaker 2: I know, I know you ain't die your hair before
Speaker 2: Kiki our baby.
Speaker 3: You not what not?
Speaker 7: I don't die my hair, baby, that's not I put
Speaker 7: a whole wig on. So it's a it's Chico.
Speaker 5: Trust me, he would too if they made beard wigs.
Speaker 3: Shut up, Hello store, Hello, Hey, what a sign? What
Speaker 3: are signs that you're getting too old? Mama?
Speaker 8: Well, definitely after the breakfast club paint radio stations to
Speaker 8: the oldie studies and like that is I remember I
Speaker 8: was younger. I was like, oh, old people say, but
Speaker 8: now the old people stay my.
Speaker 5: Favorite hold on where you calling from Atlanta? Oh, they
Speaker 5: got us on the old people station.
Speaker 7: In the last none, no, no, you all are not
Speaker 7: a people.
Speaker 8: Oh one on five point three. So there's the hip hop,
Speaker 8: but it's the breakfast stuff goes home. I checked my
Speaker 8: station because I R and D back played in the
Speaker 8: nineties and two.
Speaker 5: Thousand, Oh got you gotcha?
Speaker 3: So you like you? You love Luke, you dropping load
Speaker 3: of Luke, juvenile all that.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I'm still comfortable with that era.
Speaker 5: That's our era.
Speaker 6: That our era.
Speaker 5: You're born in the nineteen hundreds and seven. I born
Speaker 5: nineteen hundred seventy eight. That's our era. I don't know
Speaker 5: nothing else.
Speaker 3: Hello, who's this?
Speaker 9: The man in this bringing rast and breasts club?
Speaker 10: How you doing?
Speaker 3: Damn it?
Speaker 5: What's up?
Speaker 3: How you know when you start getting older? Davy? What
Speaker 3: are some signs brother, when.
Speaker 10: You get after you hear some top in the place
Speaker 10: that you didn't expect.
Speaker 6: Oh lord about it?
Speaker 10: Like you're back in your knee, Yes sir, yes sir.
Speaker 1: When I do like this, I'll be driving sometime with
Speaker 1: the steering wheel holding both hands. So I just scratched
Speaker 1: my arms out.
Speaker 5: I'll just here. Hellos this what's up?
Speaker 3: This is Josh, Josh, good morning. What are some signs
Speaker 3: that you getting old? Josh.
Speaker 9: All right, So I'm a former commedian athlete and We're
Speaker 9: just having a kickball event at my job. So I'm like,
Speaker 9: let's show out.
Speaker 8: Let's show these dudes what I'm about.
Speaker 9: I'm like the only black dude that's even in the company.
Speaker 8: So I was everybody was pressed to have me on
Speaker 8: the team.
Speaker 9: Next thing I know, you know, first one up, I
Speaker 9: can't get get a homer. I'm good.
Speaker 6: Second one, that.
Speaker 9: Bat, I'm waiting.
Speaker 5: I'm ready. I kicked the ball with all my might again.
Speaker 1: This time.
Speaker 8: Something ain't feel right.
Speaker 9: I try to run the first base. Next thing i know,
Speaker 9: I'm on the floor.
Speaker 1: I was.
Speaker 9: I was pretty much on high off for the rest
Speaker 9: of the tournament.
Speaker 8: Man, I pulled a hip fletter.
Speaker 3: Damn see. And that's another thing, right.
Speaker 2: You know, sometimes you be the only black person in
Speaker 2: your group when you do things and they expect you
Speaker 2: to be the best player there. I'll tell you the
Speaker 2: other day I played basketball and I was the only
Speaker 2: black shot runner. I was the only black guy there.
Speaker 2: They wanted me to go busy. I'm like, if I
Speaker 2: get injured, I gotta i gotta go to work in
Speaker 2: the morning.
Speaker 3: I got kids. My kids want me to play. I
Speaker 3: can't do it no more. It is what it is.
Speaker 2: Andrew, Andre, Okay, Andre, my bad dang, they got Andrew
Speaker 2: on the list.
Speaker 3: But Andre, what are some signs you getting old?
Speaker 7: Bro?
Speaker 8: When you start adding fire fiber to your diet?
Speaker 5: Then did that?
Speaker 4: Wow?
Speaker 5: You got to make sure you're regular. You got to
Speaker 5: make sure you regular.
Speaker 4: Man.
Speaker 1: But I mean, there's a lot of things that we
Speaker 1: care about now that we didn't care about, you know
Speaker 1: back then. Like you know, we talk about going to
Speaker 1: get colonoscopies, you know what I mean. I talk about
Speaker 1: all the cardiovascular cardiovascular test I've had, just had one Monday.
Speaker 1: By the way, it's Luther doctor Pumer, you know in medical.
Speaker 2: You know what, I haven't got to yet that a
Speaker 2: lot of older people do that. I haven't that coffee.
Speaker 2: Like I know a lot when people get a certain age,
Speaker 2: they start drinking coffee. I haven't got to that coffee yet.
Speaker 1: All you can't sit here and talk about your bows
Speaker 1: easily moving and then talk about drinking coffee. I don't
Speaker 1: drink coffee, Yeah I can't. I don't drink coffee because
Speaker 1: number one, I don't like coffee. Number two, it does
Speaker 1: some weird things in my stomach, but really not.
Speaker 6: Okay, I'm making me scared to get old coffee right now.
Speaker 5: Well's booty. All you got to do is go to
Speaker 5: the wrong hood.
Speaker 6: No, that's why I stay stripped though.
Speaker 2: Eight hundred and five eight five one oh five to one.
Speaker 2: If you're just joining us, we're asking, uh, what are
Speaker 2: some signs you're getting old?
Speaker 3: Let's talk about it. This is the Breakfast Club. Good morning,
Speaker 3: it's topic time.
Speaker 5: The phone.
Speaker 1: Called eight hundred and five eight five one five one
Speaker 1: to join into the discussion with the Breakfast Club.
Speaker 5: Talk about it.
Speaker 2: Warning everybody, it's DJ n V Charlamagne the God. We
Speaker 2: are the Breakfast Club. We got our special guest co
Speaker 2: host Kiki in the building.
Speaker 6: Good morning.
Speaker 3: So we're asking what are some signs that you're getting old?
Speaker 2: This conversation. Say she comes from Kevin Hart. He got
Speaker 2: injured yesterday, trying to raise somebody.
Speaker 4: Let's listen to all my men women out there that
Speaker 4: are forty years old and above. Uh, it's not a game.
Speaker 4: Respect that age or that age. Make you respect it.
Speaker 4: It's just public SERFCE announcement. Because I know people may
Speaker 4: see me out and I don't want you to be alarm.
Speaker 4: But I'm in a wheelchair. Shout out to Steven wildly.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna go to put this story out there before
Speaker 4: you do. Me and Stephen we got into a little debate.
Speaker 4: This debate was based off of who was faster. Steven said,
Speaker 4: keV Ain't no way you're gonna beat me. Steven is
Speaker 4: ex NFL running back play for the Patriots. I said, Steve,
Speaker 4: you can bet it. He said back. I said, beat
Speaker 4: We get out there, we go run a forty year
Speaker 4: old dash. Guys.
Speaker 5: I blew all.
Speaker 4: My tore my lord abdomen. My abductors are torn. I
Speaker 4: don't even know what that is, but I tore him.
Speaker 3: I can't walk.
Speaker 4: What are we competing for this age?
Speaker 10: Why are we? Like?
Speaker 5: What am I doing?
Speaker 3: Stupid?
Speaker 4: And love? And now I can't walk because I'm somewhere
Speaker 4: trying to get the title of the fastest the barbecue.
Speaker 2: So we're asking eight hundred five eight five, one oh
Speaker 2: five to one, what are some signs that you're getting old?
Speaker 3: Hello? Hey, good morning, hey Chanel. Yes, what are some
Speaker 3: signs you're getting old? Mama?
Speaker 8: Oh well, I'm in the military, and signs is getting old?
Speaker 8: And every morning at five fifteen and this morning I
Speaker 8: put on my running shoes and I rolled my ankles,
Speaker 8: just put my shoes on.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, how old are you?
Speaker 6: I am?
Speaker 8: Thirty eight?
Speaker 5: Oh lord, wait till you turn forty.
Speaker 1: Okay, when you turn on, You're not you're gonna be
Speaker 1: able to find your running shoes.
Speaker 8: Huhn. Adding this other ten years onto.
Speaker 1: Whatever age you are, so you're still a baby, but
Speaker 1: you ain't gonna be able to find your running shoes
Speaker 1: in two years.
Speaker 5: Hello, who's this?
Speaker 8: Christina?
Speaker 3: Say Christina?
Speaker 1: What is what?
Speaker 3: Signs you're getting old?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 2: Man?
Speaker 9: Everything?
Speaker 10: So anytime I do flats, I can hear my knees cracking,
Speaker 10: like I can actually hear a sound. Yep, my elbows cracked.
Speaker 10: I'm seeing a fine specialist right now and I'm only forty.
Speaker 5: Dang, that's real.
Speaker 1: Because sometimes when I be doing abs, man, no gas go,
Speaker 1: can't stop. You don't even be trying, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean. It's not like you don't even feel it coming.
Speaker 1: You just do a crunching at the same time.
Speaker 2: But you know too, and it sounds of getting old too.
Speaker 2: I don't know if this happens, but I passed. Guys
Speaker 2: when I sleep now, all the time.
Speaker 5: Oh you've been doing You're just doing them big loud
Speaker 5: ones that hurt. So you wake up?
Speaker 3: Who now?
Speaker 1: Who?
Speaker 4: Now?
Speaker 3: Who's that noise? My kids be dying out and in
Speaker 3: the house?
Speaker 9: Hello?
Speaker 5: Who's this?
Speaker 1: You? What from?
Speaker 3: Who's that?
Speaker 5: No I thought you said somebody, but oh god.
Speaker 3: That's only going to take somebody.
Speaker 5: But you know, farting you funho in the house?
Speaker 6: Hello? Who's this?
Speaker 5: Hey?
Speaker 10: KD from Milwaukee A KD from Milwaukee.
Speaker 3: We're talking about signs of getting old.
Speaker 9: Well, I know, I'm only thirty, and it's a bad
Speaker 9: example for sure. I got to carry a kit around
Speaker 9: with me. They got bio freeze, ice pack, all of that.
Speaker 6: Why what you doing in your twenties? Well?
Speaker 9: I was always a fourtead so I mean recently, like
Speaker 9: probably like a year and a half ago. I was
Speaker 9: at a track meeting. They had like a little parents relay,
Speaker 9: and I was like, you know what, I think I
Speaker 9: still got it. I start running. I got fifty meters
Speaker 9: of the one hundred meters and all I know is
Speaker 9: I was on the ground deck.
Speaker 5: How old are you?
Speaker 9: My hair strag and I haven't been the same thing.
Speaker 5: How old are you?
Speaker 9: I'm just turned thirty. In February.
Speaker 5: Now, yo, it's babies, man. If you don't cut it out,
Speaker 5: I won't tell you.
Speaker 3: Another sign is always going to the doctor.
Speaker 2: If I get a pain of injury or any funny feeling,
Speaker 2: I go straight to the doc.
Speaker 5: I'm just having good health insurance. I have plenty of
Speaker 5: people who would love to just go to the doctors.
Speaker 5: Whatever they feel. I'll go.
Speaker 3: I'll go to the er. If I it's something hurt
Speaker 3: too much, I go straight to.
Speaker 5: The l I'll tell you.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what a good Another good sign is
Speaker 1: when you go to the doctors you get a good
Speaker 1: report back. Happy man, I got one Monday, okay, Because
Speaker 1: overall my results are excellent. Despite a high calcium scored
Speaker 1: for your age, there's only minimal plaque in your heart arteries. Furthermore,
Speaker 1: you're a cholesterol profile is excellent and well below goal
Speaker 1: on your current statum medication and affering which I would continue.
Speaker 5: Your blood pressure and heart rate those of a man
Speaker 5: twenty years younger.
Speaker 1: All these factors contribute to a very low in year
Speaker 1: cardiovascular risk only three point five percent optimal.
Speaker 5: Optimal for men of your age would be three percent.
Speaker 5: So you are in very good shape. What about your
Speaker 5: button to doctor Puma and everybody at sore in Medical.
Speaker 3: About your butt? Dough Man, shut up, Colon kolonosko be
Speaker 3: that's a mesking.
Speaker 5: I did that already. I got no polymps, no redness,
Speaker 5: no nothing.
Speaker 3: Think you'd be the second opinion.
Speaker 6: Can think about what sexy red?
Speaker 5: Stephane?
Speaker 3: Hello, Hello, ain't Stephanie? Good morning?
Speaker 8: Good morning?
Speaker 3: How old are you Stephanie?
Speaker 8: Fifty?
Speaker 5: Okay? You just now you're talking?
Speaker 7: Now?
Speaker 3: What are some side you're getting to old?
Speaker 5: Stephanie?
Speaker 8: Say listen, I've been like five six years ago. Ahead
Speaker 8: to go back to missionary.
Speaker 10: No, I can't do the slip, the tricks and the turn.
Speaker 9: So yeah, we're back on missionaries.
Speaker 3: No more backshots for you. No, you ain't ride enoughing.
Speaker 10: They rideing a knee and they ain't doing that thing.
Speaker 5: Okay, okay, okay, okay. I need I need to know
Speaker 5: the measurements.
Speaker 6: I need your height, girl, don't don't do it, girl,
Speaker 6: don't come on.
Speaker 5: I think there's other factors involved, other in age.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 8: Well, I'm so close to your missionary and it's not
Speaker 8: for longs.
Speaker 1: I don't get you twenty in and I'm so serious
Speaker 1: to how how told are you, Stephanie?
Speaker 5: How much do you wait? Don't do it?
Speaker 4: Girl?
Speaker 5: One sixty?
Speaker 6: Okay, now, what's the excuse? Say nothing?
Speaker 1: A little I mean a little round, but nothing crazy,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. She's just lazy, lazy.
Speaker 8: God, I'm trying to be bones.
Speaker 10: Ain't right?
Speaker 5: Well? How old was your boyfriend? Her husband?
Speaker 8: Fifty?
Speaker 6: Sorry to that man?
Speaker 3: Were you sixteen? He's fifty?
Speaker 8: Both of fifty?
Speaker 3: Fifty?
Speaker 5: Might be time to tack somebody else.
Speaker 8: He came, I got informission, go ahead, you.
Speaker 5: Gave your mission that.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, you interested, what's going on? When she
Speaker 1: can't do nothing but missionary? It's time to tack somebody else.
Speaker 1: And especially if he is able to do other things?
Speaker 1: Is he able to do everything?
Speaker 8: That's right?
Speaker 3: I'm not that, y'all, little bugget. That's y'all married. Y're
Speaker 3: supposed to look, you're supposed to go all the way
Speaker 3: to the end.
Speaker 5: Y'all been together, y'all been together a long.
Speaker 10: Time, twenty years.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, no, no, no, he's supposed to take that.
Speaker 2: This is just like if he lose a leg, she's
Speaker 2: supposed to still stay with him regardless and be like,
Speaker 2: let me go get a man with some legs.
Speaker 6: No, she got it.
Speaker 10: I don't want nobody. I love, I love.
Speaker 6: That's right. You stay with your man, he probably.
Speaker 2: And you can always get a vino lotion. You can
Speaker 2: make miracles happen with a vino. And she Askedy, she don't.
Speaker 5: Even know, don know, n she don't know, Jergon, you
Speaker 5: know what I'm saying. She thinks gold is where you
Speaker 5: go when you get locked up.
Speaker 3: My god, what's what's the mall of the story.
Speaker 5: The more of the story is aging beats the all
Speaker 5: tr to give some enjoy and all right,