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Speaker 1: You don't know me concession I can't take back. Earl

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Speaker 1: armst Mouse.

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Speaker 2: Speak Texas seventy five ninety two says, sometimes after my

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Speaker 2: wife gives our dog a treat, I'll secretly give him

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Speaker 2: another treat behind her back.

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Speaker 3: I can't have my dog loving her more than I see.

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Speaker 2: I see.

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Speaker 1: You need to carr those things run in your pocket.

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Speaker 3: Sometimes I do that.

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Speaker 2: When Brooke buys lunch for jose, all come in and

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Speaker 2: buy him an even nicer lunch to tell her I

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Speaker 2: know a little a five wagyu steak action with that

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Speaker 2: flag butter sauce.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I got you, buddy. I don't believe you because

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Speaker 3: I've never seen Jeff pay for anyone's ever. Yeah, you

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Speaker 3: don't see it because it's a secret.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: And we have another person who wants to confess to

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Speaker 2: a little secret that they've done. She's chosen to go

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Speaker 2: by the name Natasha. So Natasha, welcome to the show.

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Speaker 3: He Natasha does sound like a secret Russian spy name Natasha.

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Speaker 2: The voice changer is on. You are the mass speaker.

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Speaker 2: Whenever you're ready, let's hear your confession.

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Speaker 1: Okay, well this happened not too long ago. I was

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Speaker 1: dating this really great guy. When he goes very serious,

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Speaker 1: I've got to confess something to you, like what what.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, are you spelling the tea on your

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Speaker 3: current boyfriend? Are you his secrets?

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Speaker 1: No? No, no, I'm gluten intolerant. Yeah okay, yeah. Well

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Speaker 1: then he said the really hard part for me is

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Speaker 1: I love pizza and I can't have any.

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Speaker 2: Which is actually so good. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: My piece of spot does the GF crust. But I'm

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Speaker 3: gonna tell you that gluten fre you does not hit

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Speaker 3: the same. Impossible pizzas are alive.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, impossible to eat.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: But what happened was I thought i'd beat the supportive

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Speaker 1: girlfriend and I go, well, if you can't eat it,

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Speaker 1: I don't want to torture you by me eating it. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'll go gluten free tooship.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Understanding the problem is I do love.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I was good for about a couple of days.

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Speaker 2: Basically, Yeah, she's addicted to the gluten.

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Speaker 3: She's like, I'm withering away. Oh my god, So what

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Speaker 3: did you do?

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Speaker 1: It was at work. I ordered a monster pizza just

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Speaker 1: with everything on.

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Speaker 3: Went from zero to one hundred. I imagine you're crying

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Speaker 3: while eating it. Crying tears of joy.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, secret pizza must taste way better.

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Speaker 1: Oh so good? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Was that just one time? Or did you do that

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Speaker 3: a lot?

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Speaker 1: It was a lot.

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Speaker 3: God came a habit.

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Speaker 1: Well if you tell me I can't have it. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: When I heard him drive up and I'm like, oh, no,

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Speaker 1: home early. So I started hiding these extra boxes in

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Speaker 1: the back of my.

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Speaker 3: Car, all the pizza boxes.

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Speaker 1: In the back of my car, and then I would

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Speaker 1: take like a freshener and spray the house.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, pizza, He's not going gluten free for you.

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Speaker 2: Extra.

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Speaker 1: One day he says, I gon't get a drink out

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Speaker 1: of the prids in the garage and I'm like, okay,

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Speaker 1: not thinking of it.

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Speaker 3: Oh no, he found you out.

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Speaker 1: He peeked into the back of the hatchback window and

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Speaker 1: saw all the boxes. So he sees them and he

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Speaker 1: gets really pissed off at me break up with him.

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Speaker 3: What did you say?

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Speaker 1: So? I said I wasn't. I needed more money, so

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Speaker 1: I got a job as a delivery person.

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Speaker 3: The lines continue. I keep the boxes. I just delivered

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Speaker 3: the pizzas the boxes. People said, I don't want the box,

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Speaker 3: to take it out of the box. Did he believe that.

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Speaker 1: He bought it.

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Speaker 3: Oh god, I would believe it.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Now, so I go to the nearest Dominoes. I

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Speaker 1: got to get a job. I don't want to be

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Speaker 1: a liar and aater ontology.

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Speaker 3: You're actually follow with this. Are you working at Dominoes

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Speaker 3: right now?

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Speaker 1: Well? I go to the nearest Dominoes and I apply,

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Speaker 1: thinking like they're gonna hire me, no problem. They wouldn't

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Speaker 1: give it to me. They rejected me for a delivery

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Speaker 1: job that's at a college education.

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Speaker 3: Oh wow, I don't want to drive a car. Oh

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Speaker 3: dare you?

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Speaker 1: So?

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Speaker 3: Now now you're out for revenge? To get it domino

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Speaker 3: You're insulted.

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Speaker 1: I'm committed to this life. So I drove to the

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Speaker 1: nearest Dominoes from me and it's forty minutes away.

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Speaker 3: Oh I got it.

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Speaker 1: And he felt so bad to me because I was

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Speaker 1: basically begging in front of the customers. You know, yeah,

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Speaker 1: did you he hired me? Yeah? Wow?

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Speaker 3: At the Dominos forty minutes away? Yeah? I even allergic

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Speaker 3: to tolerant. Isn't that serious?

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Speaker 1: All right?

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Speaker 3: So now you are for Dominoes.

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Speaker 1: So now I can cover the domino smell all over me? Right.

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Speaker 1: I was only there for three weeks. I was there

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Speaker 1: Dominoes for three weeks, but my boyfriend dumped me.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, he's like, she's lying about something that I can't

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Speaker 3: figure out what it is. So but then, now, at

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Speaker 3: least you could quit the Domino's job.

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Speaker 1: Well, actually the manager was so nice who hired me.

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Speaker 1: I felt so guilty that I worked there for another

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Speaker 1: eight more months.

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Speaker 3: So fun pizza. Yeah you are a really good delivery person.

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Speaker 1: Yeah I was. I mean, I love the smell of

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Speaker 1: that pizza in the car.

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Speaker 3: And she goes back to a corporate job.

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Speaker 1: Surgeon.

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Speaker 3: I love that story, but.

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Speaker 1: I think the moral there is don't try to change

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Speaker 1: yourself for a man.

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Speaker 2: Oh I thought it was gonna be stay away from

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Speaker 2: gluten free guys. Okay, hey, Natasha, thank you so much

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Speaker 2: for sharing that story.

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Speaker 3: Text in seven eight five nine too.

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Speaker 2: If you have a confession you've been holding on to,

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Speaker 2: we can hide your identity, mask your voice, and make

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Speaker 2: you our next mass speaker.

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Speaker 3: The phone TAP's coming up, frooking Jeffrey in the morning,