Speaker 1: Welcome to Will You Accept This Rose? A production of
Speaker 1: I Heart Radio. Oh yeah, it all feel so good.
Speaker 1: I just wow. I am because I saw Rita Wilson,
Speaker 1: who may or may not have had COVID filled with
Speaker 1: people and watched a slow jam count search sometime in February. Oh,
Speaker 1: we actually found the only human manners. That is, they
Speaker 1: asked the right reasons and turns up that's a foreign
Speaker 1: reason to be on the television program. I am feeling
Speaker 1: so it's so horny on this Thursday afternoon, Just so excited.
Speaker 1: There's so much sexual tension rocking it out. To Listen
Speaker 1: to Your Heart the most amazing addition. Welcome to Will
Speaker 1: You Accept This Rose? My name is Arte Marine, coming
Speaker 1: to me you from my bougie garage and slover like California.
Speaker 1: I am so excited. Guys, we made it. We made
Speaker 1: it to the end of the amuse bush of the
Speaker 1: Bachelor World. A six episode jaunt called Listen to Your
Speaker 1: Heart with Us. Our first guest today as a woman
Speaker 1: who didn't really want to go on this journey with us,
Speaker 1: but she agreed to go on it at the beginning
Speaker 1: of the season. And then she was already on the
Speaker 1: train and her bags were already packed, and she was like,
Speaker 1: I've got a nice tom Ford foundation, I may as
Speaker 1: well put it on. And I'm curious to see if
Speaker 1: her feelings have changed. You know her from the view,
Speaker 1: you know her from her radio show at Serious Exam,
Speaker 1: I know her as a woman. I had one of
Speaker 1: the most fun nights with this year. She was like
Speaker 1: a magical lighthouse that brought Eddie Murphy to us, ladies
Speaker 1: and gentlemen. One of the funniest people I know, Michelle Collen. Hi, everybody,
Speaker 1: what a treat to be back. Thank you for me.
Speaker 1: At some point in time, we were in a crowd
Speaker 1: talking to Eddie Murphy and you know, you say that
Speaker 1: it's because of me, but I will go to my
Speaker 1: grave thing it's because of you because you were talking. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was a one too. We had the We were
Speaker 1: a good tag team. Like I got him lured over
Speaker 1: because I was talking to Keegan. But then he was
Speaker 1: so enchanted he came for the gigs, he stayed for
Speaker 1: the columns. Let's be real, um. That was also the
Speaker 1: night I gave my number to Juan Carlo Esposito, who
Speaker 1: never yes funny story, you know what. He was so
Speaker 1: up in your business in a fun way. That but
Speaker 1: it almost felt like if he did call, you would
Speaker 1: have had a crazy lost weekend something, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, Like it would have been That's what you're
Speaker 1: trying to say, and you know what, it would have
Speaker 1: been worth it. It would have been worth it. There
Speaker 1: was you had some nights on earth we have pheromones,
Speaker 1: and that was a night that, for whatever reason, it
Speaker 1: wasn't joy to witness. I felt I I executed my
Speaker 1: wing woman position perfectly. And anytime, anytime, I will do
Speaker 1: a rent the runway and I will get full face
Speaker 1: and I will go any time speaking of my full face,
Speaker 1: my rent the one way. Speaking of my new friend,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say in now, I knew him because we
Speaker 1: we covered his season of The Bachelor here, we covered
Speaker 1: his season Paradise here. But now like I've been hanging
Speaker 1: out with him on his podcast, and I'm so happy
Speaker 1: to have him here with us, ladies and gentlemen, the
Speaker 1: host of The Vile Files, and ask Nick Nick Vile,
Speaker 1: thanks for having me. Thank you so much for being here.
Speaker 1: So I'm so I'm honored to be here. You know,
Speaker 1: I've had you on my podcast and now I feel like,
Speaker 1: you know, giving you the tour of my house and
Speaker 1: now I'm getting the tour of of your world. So
Speaker 1: we'll get ready. It is, it is. It's a little mischievous,
Speaker 1: it's silly, um and we of course half of us
Speaker 1: Anna and Katie Hello. I mean overall, I gotta just
Speaker 1: say and I'll take us through the episode. I mean, like,
Speaker 1: I was so disappointed it last night. I was, Oh,
Speaker 1: I was so like, just I've never wanted to lose
Speaker 1: my dignity and beg somebody to stay in my life
Speaker 1: or on television. When I realized Matt was going to
Speaker 1: rob me of two songs from Rudy, I just wanted
Speaker 1: to be like, bro, bro, just like just you don't
Speaker 1: even need to win, just just entertain me with two
Speaker 1: more songs. That when I realized what was happening, I
Speaker 1: really had to take a minute to myself. Were you
Speaker 1: guys on the same page as me? Nick? Oh? Yeah.
Speaker 1: It was a weird thing to realize that, you know,
Speaker 1: Matt and uh Rudy, we're gonna be going home. And
Speaker 1: I think most people's reaction was like, well, we don't
Speaker 1: get to watch them sing because uh, you know, Brion
Speaker 1: and Chris for the most in love, and then you
Speaker 1: could argue the most talented, but Matt and Rudy were
Speaker 1: clearly the if you're looking at both uh stage presents
Speaker 1: and musical ability, they are by far in the way
Speaker 1: the most fun to watch, right, Like, you may not
Speaker 1: like be falling in love with their connection, but who
Speaker 1: gives a ship like when you watch like we watched
Speaker 1: Bradley Cooper and Lady Gaga and we don't really care
Speaker 1: if they're actually love. It's just like fun to pretend
Speaker 1: that they are, like right, like that doesn't matter. I mean,
Speaker 1: and she had a really good point and we'll get
Speaker 1: to it, but she had a good point that she
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, I have never like the whole time
Speaker 1: on stage, I've been where I've been at, so we
Speaker 1: can just do these Like you could see her wrapping
Speaker 1: her head around, like, oh my god, because because you're
Speaker 1: not ready to put a ring on it, you won't
Speaker 1: sing these two songs with me. And this goes back
Speaker 1: to he's the He was the person who got out
Speaker 1: of the car and did not know who Chris Harrison was,
Speaker 1: which is sort of fun, but I think he really
Speaker 1: thought maybe that he had to get engaged or something like,
Speaker 1: I think he took it really seriously. Michelle, when you
Speaker 1: realized that Matt was pulling the ejector cord, how did
Speaker 1: you feel. Well, you know, I've always had a thing
Speaker 1: where I don't trust people whose eyes are too close together.
Speaker 1: It's been something I tell everybody when the eyes are
Speaker 1: only an into part. I pulled back a little bit
Speaker 1: and he had he was a near cyclops, which for
Speaker 1: me was a problem from the get go. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: just cann't freaked out when they're wide or like shark guys.
Speaker 1: It's making me a little insecure because after I got
Speaker 1: engaged in Vanessa, the first thing she told me is
Speaker 1: that my eyes were kind of close together, which was
Speaker 1: like revealing, was really revealing to me. But now I'm
Speaker 1: just like self consciously, you know, that was the first
Speaker 1: thing she said after you got engaged, within the first
Speaker 1: two hours. I mean, she wasn't she wasn't trying to
Speaker 1: say it to be me, and she was. You know,
Speaker 1: we all tell bad jokes sometimes I certainly do all
Speaker 1: the time, but Sally, this hold on that you should
Speaker 1: feel good and secure because if I said it knowing
Speaker 1: that you're on this podcast and I'm looking at you.
Speaker 1: Then clearly they're not too close together, because I would
Speaker 1: have felt unconscious. Honestly, you know what, I have to
Speaker 1: back up Michelle that if if she had said it,
Speaker 1: and I would be like, who well, whoa, there's clothes
Speaker 1: that there's no car is on this podcast? What you think? No,
Speaker 1: I might be a silly girl, but ultimately I'm a
Speaker 1: people pleaser and I want to be a good host,
Speaker 1: and I wouldn't want to bring somebody onto So there's
Speaker 1: no part of you that to me has close Yes,
Speaker 1: I think you can eliminate that from your brain if
Speaker 1: nothing else you came on this, Yeah, you don't have this,
Speaker 1: Sorry that I don't know what. I don't want to
Speaker 1: make this about me or my looks. Let's let's focus
Speaker 1: for that. Yeah, let's for that. It's already happened, So
Speaker 1: let's flog us out Matt. But yeah, so you don't
Speaker 1: know you don't like Matt is what you're saying. I
Speaker 1: think here's the truth. I think Rudy was dumb, and
Speaker 1: I think Matt was dumb. Rudy was done because she
Speaker 1: was really getting feelings for this guy who clearly was
Speaker 1: not feeling them back, and it was hard to watch.
Speaker 1: She felt a little bit immature to me in the
Speaker 1: way that she handled it. And was she talented by far?
Speaker 1: Was she the craziest one by far? That is why
Speaker 1: we wanted her to go to the end, because she
Speaker 1: was entertaining. And then one that didn't happen. It was like, well,
Speaker 1: what the f have I been watching for five weeks?
Speaker 1: This weird fake competition about who can stare each other
Speaker 1: down more on stage? Yeah, when it's a production problem. Really,
Speaker 1: I couldn't believe that they. I know they enjoyed getting
Speaker 1: the weeping behind the bathroom door, which is always fun,
Speaker 1: and I know they enjoyed, but I feel like they
Speaker 1: should have paid double to have a producer throw their
Speaker 1: body in front of Matt and somehow talk comment just
Speaker 1: for the stage charisma alone forced them to do those
Speaker 1: two songs. Yeah, but at the same time, like it's
Speaker 1: the finale, so they needed it to be down to
Speaker 1: two in a sense, and so they needed a you know,
Speaker 1: you still got listen, but they took out the bad
Speaker 1: and they took up the fun act. Depending on all
Speaker 1: that matters is that you cared and the fact that
Speaker 1: you were mad, And they did their job right, like
Speaker 1: Nikki Glazier was texting me from Missouri and rage and
Speaker 1: her parents were enraged, and they thought that Matt was
Speaker 1: being a dumb dumb and that he should have just
Speaker 1: that was definitely not being a dumb dumb Matt was,
Speaker 1: you know. Mess was a classic case of guy sensing
Speaker 1: that girl's way into him and then like he's here
Speaker 1: like kind of like to the point of you said, like,
Speaker 1: this guy didn't even know who Chris Harrison is, so
Speaker 1: he hears the word fantasy. Sweet, he's baby, He's been
Speaker 1: hurt enough to be like, you know what happens in fantasy,
Speaker 1: so they like fucking Windmills, buddy, like you need to
Speaker 1: like step up, you know, and he was just like,
Speaker 1: I did this girl super into me. She's super cool.
Speaker 1: I respect the hell out of her. When a guy
Speaker 1: says that to you, and you're a girl like you
Speaker 1: does not want to have sex with you. And so
Speaker 1: he was super worried about like having sex with her
Speaker 1: and then being called an asshole. So he would rather
Speaker 1: be called an asshole by Rudy before he slept with
Speaker 1: her rather than after. Okay, so we had before he
Speaker 1: last we had a theory last week that they did
Speaker 1: it in the Haunted motel, which is why she got
Speaker 1: extra crey at the rehearsal. The theory was that they
Speaker 1: they they humped like near near Victorville, near the Bottle
Speaker 1: Ranch and that haunted motel. And then the next day
Speaker 1: he was like, oh my god, what did I do?
Speaker 1: And she's they're acting all weird at rehearsal because they
Speaker 1: because they did it. That was I thought this was
Speaker 1: common knowledge that they had. I actually was sure that
Speaker 1: they had slept together, because the next morning it was
Speaker 1: like bad head, you know, like the must up hair
Speaker 1: for her. Yeah, she had that the look of total
Speaker 1: release that we're also familiar with. I felt like she
Speaker 1: really to me, it's possible given the fact that like
Speaker 1: this this show is a little closer to like say
Speaker 1: Paradise for like, you don't you don't need the fancy
Speaker 1: sweet to like have sex in that world. That being said,
Speaker 1: like what has Matt shown us, Like he's he's a
Speaker 1: little skeptical of this world. He's a little nervous, he's
Speaker 1: a little self conscious about it. And so he was
Speaker 1: just like, I'm not having sex with anyone, Like there's
Speaker 1: cameras everywhere, Like this fear of like, definitely did no jacket.
Speaker 1: I feel like he did it and then was like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, what did I do? And now and
Speaker 1: now she's all over me, and now we're at a
Speaker 1: Shaggy concert and now listen. This is nothing against Rudy,
Speaker 1: but she said, like Dave one her episode one, She's like,
Speaker 1: I fall fast, I fall hard. She I think she
Speaker 1: referred to herself as a little crazy, which is totally fine.
Speaker 1: So I'm simply saying, like, I don't think she had to,
Speaker 1: you know, get some dick to get crazy. I think
Speaker 1: she was capable of being this way without it. Like
Speaker 1: I think, it doesn't hurt, It doesn't hurt, it doesn't
Speaker 1: into things. It's the Also keep in mind she's being
Speaker 1: constantly asked by everyone, do you think Matt likes you?
Speaker 1: Do you think he doesn't like you? And like they're
Speaker 1: just she's just getting driven nuts, you know what I'm saying, Like,
Speaker 1: we haven't had in the moments, Michelle, You know I
Speaker 1: haven't had in the moment. Can we ask that's true?
Speaker 1: Can we ask a question? Or can I ask a question?
Speaker 1: How do you think the show was pitched to these
Speaker 1: contestants though? Do you think it was sold to them
Speaker 1: as a singing competition for single people where their date
Speaker 1: they're going to date, or as a show where they're
Speaker 1: gonna find love and also sing because I think it
Speaker 1: was pitched as a singing competition and this guy got
Speaker 1: I think a little bamboozled that came to when ended
Speaker 1: up happening. That's a good question. I don't know, because
Speaker 1: it wasn't about the singing at all. They were not
Speaker 1: judged on their singing. They were judged on their chemistry,
Speaker 1: you know, and can you look up? I feel like
Speaker 1: there were ads. Didn't they have ads for it? Or
Speaker 1: like the the equivalent of the crazy ads that they're
Speaker 1: fishing with Claire Crawley right now. Like I feel that
Speaker 1: there were ads, just as they ran ads with the
Speaker 1: seniors that they were trying to cast. I feel like
Speaker 1: I saw an ad for what they were fishing for.
Speaker 1: By the way, I still can't handle the Claire ads.
Speaker 1: The Claire ads, dude, if you are the bachelorette, and
Speaker 1: like they're literally making it feel like it's like like
Speaker 1: this beautiful woman. They're like, come on, your great aunt
Speaker 1: Shelley needs love to like the girls ads for own
Speaker 1: TV or like for our time it's just everything about it.
Speaker 1: So Claire's thirty nine, so don't dress her like a
Speaker 1: twenty two year old. But she she's beautiful. She looks
Speaker 1: very young. Dressed her like like a like a mature
Speaker 1: nine year old, not like a forty five fifty year old.
Speaker 1: It's like a forty five year old. Like Bordello the Madam,
Speaker 1: like a Bordello Jackie Collins. It's like she was the
Speaker 1: baddest madam in the world. Look like like Western movie. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it looks like a photo like she's a character in
Speaker 1: an old Western movie. She runs a brothel like sweet
Speaker 1: seeing Mama Clair, see Mama Claire, and he's love to
Speaker 1: you know with blur. There's like a blur over the letter.
Speaker 1: Even the letters aren't Chris, like the edges are bleeding out,
Speaker 1: like her lips wrinkled lips exactly as if she's been smoking,
Speaker 1: Like do he packs a day and you just put
Speaker 1: vasiline all over her, like beautiful face all over the
Speaker 1: snared it on the five like everything. Speaking of speaking
Speaker 1: of Nicky Glazer, like that's the first episode and I
Speaker 1: had her on my podcast to recap it. She was
Speaker 1: just like, why are they doing this to her? Like why,
Speaker 1: It's like they're begging for guys to like listen, to
Speaker 1: do this for everyone. But you combine that photo with
Speaker 1: the fact that just like it comes across like please anyone, anyone,
Speaker 1: and they're they're literally calling her old in the ad.
Speaker 1: All right, you guys, I'm taking So here we are.
Speaker 1: We're at the start of Listen to Your Heart finale.
Speaker 1: We're not taking the Why would we drive the buses
Speaker 1: that we rented from from Vegas to Nashville when we
Speaker 1: can fly? So they fly to Nashville, and um, somebody
Speaker 1: emailed us that Jamie's all excited that she's home. But
Speaker 1: somebody emailed us that they rented her their place and
Speaker 1: that she moved there last summer, so she's actually only
Speaker 1: lived in Nashville since last summer. According to one of
Speaker 1: our listeners, UM, Trevor's plan is to move to Nashville
Speaker 1: because Jamie's there. Let's talk about that for a hot second.
Speaker 1: Did he say because Jamie's there or he was saying
Speaker 1: he said my plant. She says that he his plan
Speaker 1: is to move to Nashville because she lives there. I
Speaker 1: don't buy it. Do you buy it? No? I mean
Speaker 1: spoiler alert we're already broken up with Jamie. That's what
Speaker 1: NICKI wanted to know. Anna, you just sent me the thing.
Speaker 1: What did it say? What does the ad say for
Speaker 1: the Bachelor? This is for the how they pitched it.
Speaker 1: It says single or seeking single singer musicians for new
Speaker 1: ABC dating show synopsis, Are you a single musician looking
Speaker 1: for love? And it says yeah, people who are ready
Speaker 1: to find love all ethnicities. By the way, I'm how
Speaker 1: you said magician, and I would also watch that show
Speaker 1: if they have started the same magician show. By the way,
Speaker 1: if you guys have, If you guys have never been
Speaker 1: to the Magic Castle in Los Angeles, where you have
Speaker 1: to like to be a member, you have to be
Speaker 1: able to execute a magic trick and it's the most
Speaker 1: amazing thing. And you've never been. I'm sorry, but you've
Speaker 1: never been in a room with so many like adult
Speaker 1: male versions. It's the horneous room. And then you get
Speaker 1: like the weird magic groupies that are there to like
Speaker 1: that you can tell these ladies at the bar like
Speaker 1: only bone magicians. I did go on a date there
Speaker 1: once and I made out in the sleight of hand,
Speaker 1: So there we go. Wow, did he have a dragon
Speaker 1: robot he pulled I pulled a rabbit out of my pants. No,
Speaker 1: I was very drunk and it was fun. But there
Speaker 1: we got um. Okay. So they go and they're like, okay.
Speaker 1: Chris Harrison comes in. He says, there's gonna be fantasy
Speaker 1: there's gonna be fantasy suitets and at this point you
Speaker 1: better be on the same page. And cut to met
Speaker 1: in a full panic and they're at the Hermitage Hotel,
Speaker 1: which is flut Sea, and they're like, it's really classy.
Speaker 1: Nixon stayed here. There was it was the least sexy hotel.
Speaker 1: It felt very elegant, but like very grand. It was
Speaker 1: like doing it amidst your grandmother's doilies. Nothing says sex
Speaker 1: like a place that Richard Nixon slept in. Ye, right,
Speaker 1: it feels like Nashville. Such a cool Channe. I'm like,
Speaker 1: this is the oddest choice of lodging. Would you want
Speaker 1: to get in the Bone Zone and the Hermitage? Michelle me, well,
Speaker 1: you know what, I reek of class I think everyone
Speaker 1: in this podcast can agree, so I would, And given that,
Speaker 1: like it's been what two months since we've been locked up,
Speaker 1: I would, Um, I pretty much have sex anywhere uh,
Speaker 1: you know the Labardia Hilton. Uh looks real nice these days.
Speaker 1: So yeah, I would, I would Nick. Uh yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean clearly I've shown that anywhere, Like I don't, that's
Speaker 1: I mean, you're there was just something I was like,
Speaker 1: it was so it felt very old fashioned. I'm like,
Speaker 1: this is so strange. Well, I mean again, like again,
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm I'm defending or you know, giving
Speaker 1: away trade secrets here. But like that's clearly the hotel
Speaker 1: going to the show being like, this is what we'd
Speaker 1: like you to say about our hotel. Yes, so it's
Speaker 1: always it's always weird. And then then the producers will
Speaker 1: go to like the cast members be like, so could
Speaker 1: you you just remind the audience that Nixon hung out here,
Speaker 1: And then like Trevor, who's never heard of Nixon, he
Speaker 1: was just like so like yeah, this like amazing president.
Speaker 1: You know, yeah, he was great. He was the best
Speaker 1: president we had. Who all right, Um, So then we
Speaker 1: see man full spin out and he whispers we have
Speaker 1: to talk after, and Rudy's like after what He's like everything.
Speaker 1: So we see him like pacing the hallway, freaking out,
Speaker 1: full panic attack, and um, and they get unchained melody. Chris,
Speaker 1: Chris gets that, and they're all excited. I know. I mean,
Speaker 1: you know what I say, Chane, that melody, I'm over it.
Speaker 1: They need the melody, they need to change the work.
Speaker 1: I have to say ghost the Ghost Pottery scene did
Speaker 1: that song in um It just was watching Rudy and
Speaker 1: Matt spin out and she's hiding under the pillows and
Speaker 1: everybody else's rehearsing and she's dying slowly, and then he
Speaker 1: climbs in. He's like, do you want to sit on
Speaker 1: the couch. He's like getting to know. He's been amazing.
Speaker 1: You know. I love getting to sing with you, and
Speaker 1: I believed this was the most amazing musical experience. But
Speaker 1: I'm hearing this stuff from Chris Harrison. It's hard for
Speaker 1: me that we're not at the same level. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: feel like an idiot, but I can't get there, and
Speaker 1: and I don't want you to resent me. And he
Speaker 1: tapped out, and I just I couldn't believe he robbed
Speaker 1: us of the songs. I don't know, Nick, what do
Speaker 1: you what do you think? I was already over the show,
Speaker 1: so for this to happen, I was like, all right,
Speaker 1: let's just let's just get to the end. I think
Speaker 1: that again, I think it had more to do with
Speaker 1: Matt was just living in fear at that point. He
Speaker 1: just wanted out. I was so confused about the fantasy
Speaker 1: sweet thing because it felt like they were giving everyone
Speaker 1: like it felt like people were staying in hotel rooms together,
Speaker 1: and then it didn't get it. You know, Like Chris
Speaker 1: Harrison is really good at his job, right, Like he's
Speaker 1: very good at walking in and out of nowhere, like
Speaker 1: like putting a level of like weight on every situation,
Speaker 1: and it's almost like I loved how it was kind
Speaker 1: of funny. I think it was like brand in the
Speaker 1: middle of the season. It was like episode three where
Speaker 1: Chris is like everything's changing. Everyone's like we just got here,
Speaker 1: and the look of confusion on Brandon's face where Chris
Speaker 1: Harrison's like, you need to decide if you were in
Speaker 1: love right now, and you know, but Chris is going
Speaker 1: at his job, so he comes in there and like
Speaker 1: everyone's just like, hey, are you ready to are you
Speaker 1: ready to move forward? You're ready to make this commitment?
Speaker 1: And then you always have like people like Jamie or
Speaker 1: whatever in this world being like fuck yeah, man, I'm
Speaker 1: ready to die for this person. And then you have
Speaker 1: the person like Matt who's just like what is going
Speaker 1: on here? Like do I need to like you know,
Speaker 1: like he's that that's that's what you see Matt doing. Also,
Speaker 1: keep in mind, like the pacing of Matt might have
Speaker 1: been him walking for thirty seconds, you know, like they
Speaker 1: make it seem like it was a nine hour like
Speaker 1: marathon for Matt, but it's entirely possible he was like,
Speaker 1: you know, really thirsty and couldn't get a coke and
Speaker 1: like decided to like walk in circles and paste like
Speaker 1: we all do sometimes and like that. Oh, that's gotta
Speaker 1: feel terrible when you see your edit and you're like, wait, no, no,
Speaker 1: what did you do? I know it's a weird thing
Speaker 1: because Jamie clearly has watched The Bachelor. She knows the game,
Speaker 1: she's all in. She's so young, and he's a dude
Speaker 1: from Milford, Connecticut who's like a good musician who probably
Speaker 1: just plays bar gigs up and down the East Coast.
Speaker 1: Is like, what is happening here? Why did I not
Speaker 1: pick American Idol? Yeah, well Trevor did. Oh my god, dude,
Speaker 1: Trevor Okay, So wait, can I ask that question? Do
Speaker 1: you guys think Ryan Seacrest had a stroke on Sunday
Speaker 1: or not? Let's talk about that. I I I saw
Speaker 1: a post saying he did not. I was like, what,
Speaker 1: I didn't know that? Do you I didn't see it.
Speaker 1: I didn't see it. What did it look? Did it
Speaker 1: look like he did? So you guys like I saw
Speaker 1: the screen grab of it on the Daily Mail and
Speaker 1: it stuck with me for to my dying day. One
Speaker 1: I was the size of a dinner plate and one
Speaker 1: was just like a coin slot. And then he's little
Speaker 1: face and uh, he slurred his words. I don't think
Speaker 1: he had a stroke because it would have passed out,
Speaker 1: but he looked like a still from ren and stimpy,
Speaker 1: like he didn't look normal. So I'd like to know. Maybe. Okay,
Speaker 1: me too, Listen it was okay, and Michelle and I
Speaker 1: were talking earlier. We're almost at the season finale below
Speaker 1: deck sailing yacht, and I gotta tell you, well, I
Speaker 1: I loved watching the guests have snorting cocaine and paddling
Speaker 1: like a madman around the Greek island, just flying on coke.
Speaker 1: I could watch that for hours now here's the show
Speaker 1: I can get behind below deck sailing got the best.
Speaker 1: It was great guests, it was phenomenal. It was there's
Speaker 1: so much cocaine, and they and the fully artists added
Speaker 1: in audio and never something we close the door. You
Speaker 1: just hear. It was amazing. And then and then they
Speaker 1: would show them quickly paddling on paddleboards like manically paddling. Okay,
Speaker 1: so okay, so bye bye Rudy and Matt. So now
Speaker 1: we're down to Chris and Brie. And we're down um
Speaker 1: to Jamie and Trevor. Let's start. Why don't we start
Speaker 1: with Jamie and Trevor. So Jamie Trevor, they go into
Speaker 1: their fantasy suite. They've got the fur hug and you
Speaker 1: know he has all he he's dangerous for a girl
Speaker 1: like Jamie Young because he knows because he looks nice.
Speaker 1: He feels like he feels like the hot but attainable,
Speaker 1: like the cute guy at your high school. That's not
Speaker 1: even Yeah, he's like the second hottest guy at your
Speaker 1: high school. You know, he's not the number one hottest
Speaker 1: guy at your high school, but he's the second hottest
Speaker 1: guy at your high school. And he seems nice which
Speaker 1: is and and I totally believe that he is the
Speaker 1: dirty dog that he's been portrayed. I feel like he's
Speaker 1: dangerous for that girl. It's funny because like a lot
Speaker 1: of the feedback I've gotten from producers about him is
Speaker 1: like they're not sure, and I listen, I think, you know,
Speaker 1: he's just a fucking guy. You know, he's a he's
Speaker 1: not the there certainly can be a lot worse than him,
Speaker 1: but he's a type of guy. And I'm always critical
Speaker 1: of where he just trying. He's trying so hard to
Speaker 1: seem like the great guy that won't do this, and
Speaker 1: that's what makes it makes him kind of douchy about
Speaker 1: it because he's trying so hard to be so sweet
Speaker 1: and just I'm just like here for the right reason.
Speaker 1: And she's just a guy who likes the funk a
Speaker 1: little bit, and that's totally fine. Um. But like when
Speaker 1: Jamie's like, I'm falling in love with you, he doesn't
Speaker 1: hesitate by saying in a really sincere way, I'm falling
Speaker 1: in love with you too. And he doesn't like her
Speaker 1: at all, like deep down, like he knows this isn't
Speaker 1: gonna like work out, but he convinced. He's really good
Speaker 1: at convincing himself of his own bullshit, and like that's
Speaker 1: kind of where he's shitty. Is he a terrible human being? No,
Speaker 1: but he's just kind of like that in between, kind
Speaker 1: of like he's really good at bullshitting himself and then
Speaker 1: therefore bullshitting And you're right, like he's like a nightmare
Speaker 1: for someone like Jamie. She's really starting interrupting garden. She's
Speaker 1: really old. This is the time where she has to
Speaker 1: go out with guys like that. Like, I think this
Speaker 1: is a great lesson. It was on TV. Fine, but
Speaker 1: it's like she's a muppet baby. She she'll move on,
Speaker 1: but yeah she should, you know what. She's also annoying
Speaker 1: the ship. So in my opinion, they deserved each other.
Speaker 1: Are didn't take it away. She's annoying, I will say
Speaker 1: not to be the creepiest person on earth. Her boobs
Speaker 1: are resplendent. They were boobs were spect and I was like,
Speaker 1: I gotta get I gotta get a great push up, bro,
Speaker 1: I have them. I never put him out there like them. Honestly,
Speaker 1: I didn't notice. The only thing I did notice was
Speaker 1: did not notice her. You liar, These amazing titties. You
Speaker 1: did not notice those amazing titties. Honestly did not notice
Speaker 1: because I was so drawn in by Jamie giving relationship
Speaker 1: advice to literally everyone else because she thought her relationship
Speaker 1: was so perfect, Like I just loved that. It was great. Okay,
Speaker 1: let's talk about I want to nominate for an Emmy.
Speaker 1: The montage, so they've been on there like humpfest all night,
Speaker 1: like full bon zone. They're on there like like fur blanket.
Speaker 1: And then in the morning, even though no one has
Speaker 1: ever already eating on the Bachelor of franchise, they have
Speaker 1: this full spread of like doughnuts and French toast and like.
Speaker 1: And then meanwhile, we have sweet probably Mormon Bree and Chris,
Speaker 1: who have politely had their water and then gone to
Speaker 1: their separate rooms having the most awkward interaction after their
Speaker 1: terrible rehearsal. He's in a giant scarf. They're in their
Speaker 1: limousine awkwardly silently like the montage between their limo ride
Speaker 1: and the two of them in robes like posed like
Speaker 1: all night like fuck fest, feeding each other donuts was incredible.
Speaker 1: It felt almost like Bachelor in Paradise editing Michelle. I
Speaker 1: could not agree with you more. Bringing Chris to me.
Speaker 1: How do I put this? They like beetlejuice to my vagina?
Speaker 1: Shut you know what I'm saying. They like they're so
Speaker 1: like church Lee. I don't know how to explain them
Speaker 1: or what they're dealing with people. Chemist three wise for
Speaker 1: a show, was literally judging people by chemistry. For me,
Speaker 1: I was not feeling good. But I guess I'm not
Speaker 1: Rita Wilson nick ardn't take it away. Yeah, I mean
Speaker 1: they're very like here's the thing. At first, I was
Speaker 1: confused by this whole, like I don't think we should
Speaker 1: go to the fantasy suite. And then I thought to myself,
Speaker 1: I understand that people have sex in the fantasy suite,
Speaker 1: but a lot of people don't, So like, why aren't
Speaker 1: you going into the fantasy suite just to like shoot
Speaker 1: this ship and get to know each other more. However,
Speaker 1: then I forget that, like in this world, it's not
Speaker 1: like bachelor bachelorette world where they've been like hanging out constantly,
Speaker 1: Like this is not like you've had eight minutes in
Speaker 1: nine weeks with this person. So so they're just kind
Speaker 1: of like and so my guess is Briri does we
Speaker 1: have a daughter, not that that really necessarily matters because
Speaker 1: she didn't. I think she grew up in a Mormon
Speaker 1: house and maybe she wanted to explain it to her,
Speaker 1: right so to me, to me, it very much looked
Speaker 1: like I just need I don't want people to think
Speaker 1: that I spent the night with this person in because
Speaker 1: so I don't know so that I'm just like I
Speaker 1: was logically like just kind of go into the logistics
Speaker 1: of it. Um. So my guess is that's why it
Speaker 1: wasn't as big of a deal because in other times
Speaker 1: I was just like, dude, how could you pass up
Speaker 1: this opportunity to actually talk for the first time? But
Speaker 1: you get that opportunity and like in Paradise, right, and
Speaker 1: and so yeah, I mean, listen, they're sweet, they're nice.
Speaker 1: Definitely boring, not great TV, but they're very good and
Speaker 1: they're sincere. And I did enjoy listening to them. Saying
Speaker 1: I did, I would get a lot choked up. I mean,
Speaker 1: I will admit that I didn't feel nothing. I have
Speaker 1: to say. Okay, so they want to get married, they
Speaker 1: want to have kids, they wanted a studio in their house,
Speaker 1: they want to go touring. Let's get to the we'll
Speaker 1: take a break and we'll come back. We'll get to
Speaker 1: the performance. What did your fantasy you? Okay, we're back. No,
Speaker 1: here we are all we we did not see Jamie
Speaker 1: and Trevor rehearse, right, or did I just like black
Speaker 1: out and miss it? We didn't ever see the rehearse
Speaker 1: with the band, right, They were just too busy in
Speaker 1: their robes eating. So then they go to this venue
Speaker 1: and we have we have Tay Diggs. We have Jewel,
Speaker 1: who looks fantastic. I have to I'm moving into a van.
Speaker 1: I have to go. She looks so good, she looked
Speaker 1: so good her all that, she looked fantastic. And she's
Speaker 1: so helegant, the sheet, the hair, the skin, all of it. Um.
Speaker 1: And then we have oh, and then we have Caitlin
Speaker 1: and uh, what's his name? Who's so sweet? Jason very much,
Speaker 1: He's so sweet. They're so cute. And then as Nikky
Speaker 1: Glazer texted me, Rita Wilson, who kind of looks like
Speaker 1: the ghost of Caitlin future like down the line, they
Speaker 1: kind of look alike. They could be like mother daughter,
Speaker 1: Caitlin and Rita side by side last night. So here
Speaker 1: we are. We're at there. I have to say I
Speaker 1: did like the music part of this. I liked the
Speaker 1: band backup, I liked all the stringed instruments. I liked
Speaker 1: I was, but I was sadly missing uh Rudy and
Speaker 1: Matt and we have so up first as Jamie and
Speaker 1: Trevor and they do unchamed melody and was somebody tweeted
Speaker 1: at us like it was so sad that, like the
Speaker 1: his Falsetta was supposed to be the big moment and
Speaker 1: like nobody cared it was. I felt confused every time
Speaker 1: because they were perfectly good and perfectly cute. But watching them,
Speaker 1: I thought, you can't send this on tour. Like I
Speaker 1: will say, Chris and Bree are beautiful to watch it,
Speaker 1: didn't Jamie and Trevor feel like the cute couple in
Speaker 1: high school that got to do the spring concert together.
Speaker 1: I don't know, Michelle, Um, what are you asking me?
Speaker 1: If I cared about it? Did they feel did they
Speaker 1: feel like they were like? Did they feel like pro
Speaker 1: level performers Jamie and Trevor? Jamie to me felt like um,
Speaker 1: good good singer karaoke uh, but but annoying like Leah
Speaker 1: Michelle energy like knowing this singer, which I really hate people.
Speaker 1: I thought the musical theater majors, musical theater major. Um. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know. They were fine. I actually thought the
Speaker 1: best singer was the Shakira looking girl, the five year
Speaker 1: old and Ryan. Oh my god, I was so bummed
Speaker 1: when they did the thing where they moved the mic
Speaker 1: stand around and they Yeah, she was amazing. The Pussycat doll,
Speaker 1: she was amazing. She was fine. Natasha she was she
Speaker 1: had a big voice. Yeah, I'm not saying she was listen.
Speaker 1: She was obviously very good. But I neverbody in that whereby.
Speaker 1: I never really enjoyed watching them, And maybe it's because
Speaker 1: it's an odd combination. I don't know. Trevor and Jamie.
Speaker 1: I couldn't be more bored of them performing. Ever, when
Speaker 1: I realized that we had a second song to get through,
Speaker 1: I just thought, are you freaking? Like, are you kidding me?
Speaker 1: Like there's another one? I very much. I was very sorry.
Speaker 1: Even if Rudy and Matt weren't gonna win, because like
Speaker 1: they weren't love enough. I would have been so happy
Speaker 1: for a fun perfect There was a lack of chemistry
Speaker 1: and they're both like really good at singing. But there's nothing.
Speaker 1: And again I say this sucking, but there was nothing
Speaker 1: special about their ability. You didn't stop and go wow.
Speaker 1: And like I don't watch a lot of music competition shows,
Speaker 1: but again, like I I watched when when Brie and
Speaker 1: Chris would perform, or Matt and Rudy perform, I tend
Speaker 1: to watch those performances twice and I would fast forward
Speaker 1: through Trevor and Jamie. You know, you have to also
Speaker 1: think that for this show when they were casting it,
Speaker 1: like people who are super hot, who are unbelievably talented,
Speaker 1: are not going to go on a dating show. They're
Speaker 1: going to go on The Voice or American Idol. So
Speaker 1: this is sort of already like second tier singers performers
Speaker 1: who are like you know, they kind of have to
Speaker 1: couple up to make it on. I don't know, I
Speaker 1: feel like that's a good point. I don't know the
Speaker 1: casting processes of other shows, but knowing Reality TV and
Speaker 1: how they cast, my guess is just like everything else, Uh,
Speaker 1: there's various degrees of of why they cast, right, So
Speaker 1: even on American Idol or The Voice, right there, you
Speaker 1: don't you're not looking for everyone doesn't have to be amazing.
Speaker 1: Some people have to have stories, So I would actually
Speaker 1: kind of disagree with you that some of the most talented,
Speaker 1: best looking people aren't always ending up on American Idol
Speaker 1: in the voice, because like that's not always good TV.
Speaker 1: You need like a level of like variety, and some
Speaker 1: people might not have a good story and things like that. So, like,
Speaker 1: you know, I don't know if like It did that.
Speaker 1: I don't think we're necessarily getting the B team fair enough.
Speaker 1: I don't know if a lot of the people though
Speaker 1: from this season Arden would have ended up on an
Speaker 1: idol other than like Trevor and fake Shakira, who I
Speaker 1: thought was really good. Natasha Natasha. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I bet you Ryan might have been able to, right, Yeah, Um,
Speaker 1: Rudy might have been able to. Rudy might have been
Speaker 1: able to. The most brutal moment for me was in
Speaker 1: the car when Jamie, Wait, Jamie and Trevor we're seeing
Speaker 1: each other, and she was like, your voice is so sexy,
Speaker 1: and then she leaned in his face and went like
Speaker 1: like she breathed like right in his face. It was
Speaker 1: so it was like musical theater major. He was like,
Speaker 1: I just if anybody ever did that to me, I
Speaker 1: would just I would just barrel roll out of the car.
Speaker 1: Even if I was, you know, going like full speed
Speaker 1: up like the four oh five, I would just I would.
Speaker 1: I would just open the door and bail. There's no
Speaker 1: doubt in my mind that. Like, again, like Jamie's pretty,
Speaker 1: she's sweet, she's talented, and she's just young enough on
Speaker 1: that show to be like just so fucking excited about everything,
Speaker 1: and Trevor was simply just trying to survive the show.
Speaker 1: He was just like just fucking power through, man, be nice,
Speaker 1: just get through this. We'll we'll break up with her
Speaker 1: down the road. And again, like that's not nothing against Jamie.
Speaker 1: They're just it just wasn't like there was not a
Speaker 1: lot of chemistry, and Jamie's a total babe, So like
Speaker 1: that was totally fine for like Trevor to you know,
Speaker 1: fake until you made it you have confirmation that they're
Speaker 1: broken up. Yes, I mean I don't know like when
Speaker 1: people get back together. But I was told Trevor broke
Speaker 1: up with Jamie. Um okay, so then uh so then
Speaker 1: they did their thing. People really liked it, and then, um,
Speaker 1: you know, Rita Wilson was feeling it. Rita Wilson was
Speaker 1: all over. She wanted babies to be made. There was
Speaker 1: so much talk about babies being made that made me
Speaker 1: so uncomfortable. And by the way people kept texting Anna,
Speaker 1: weren't you saying this was filmed? It made me so
Speaker 1: I didn't even realize but Lorie was texting us this
Speaker 1: was filmed, like right around right before. I think Rida
Speaker 1: got COVID is terrible to point out when film at
Speaker 1: the end of February. I think I'm I mean, I
Speaker 1: think they got it in Australia, but I know people
Speaker 1: were a lot of people were tweeting about that. I'm
Speaker 1: sure it was fine. I'm sure fine. I mean everybody
Speaker 1: else was fine. Um, so then we so then we
Speaker 1: have Christenbury and I have to say I thought that
Speaker 1: second song was so beautiful, that one that they closed
Speaker 1: with with the backup. I mean they were they were
Speaker 1: so good. Their voices are so good. It's boring, but
Speaker 1: it's it's they were grounded. I felt like they did
Speaker 1: a really good job, even if they they had a
Speaker 1: terrible rehearsal Um, I don't know what what did you
Speaker 1: think of their Sorry? Sorry? I like just started having
Speaker 1: realizations if it takes two weeks for your symptoms to rise.
Speaker 1: I actually saw something happening, that's all. Quite honestly. I
Speaker 1: saw you going somewhere, and I thought my friends in trouble.
Speaker 1: So I was sort of sending you a fishing line
Speaker 1: bringing you back to I did actually see you rocket
Speaker 1: out of your chair. Just I knew there was this happening. Oh.
Speaker 1: I started to be like two weeks March eleven, and
Speaker 1: then I was like, all the like, were you about
Speaker 1: to take her to take your temperature? And where were
Speaker 1: you two weeks ago? No, I don't know, So who's rehearsing?
Speaker 1: Are you asking about? Sorry, I'm not asking about the
Speaker 1: performance Chris and Brie and how great they did. I
Speaker 1: thought Brie was so stiff. I wasn't like I thought
Speaker 1: Breeze performances in the past were better like that didn't
Speaker 1: like I wasn't like, wow, beautiful, great, Like she seems
Speaker 1: so stiff, like her body wouldn't move. Pointed that out
Speaker 1: o our treasure Jewel pointed that out Jewel was like,
Speaker 1: your face is expressive and your body is like a
Speaker 1: rag doll. Nick I honestly just kind of thought, and
Speaker 1: again I enjoyed him. I did watch him twice, but
Speaker 1: they it was the same performance every time. They just
Speaker 1: like Bree looks up, Chris looks down. They stand about
Speaker 1: six inches apart. You don't really move, there's almost no energy,
Speaker 1: and they just like sing like they're falling in love.
Speaker 1: And that was like that was like their stick right
Speaker 1: and it worked like it was you know, it was fine,
Speaker 1: But I guess I couldn't really tell a difference. It
Speaker 1: was all kind of the same to me, which also
Speaker 1: it was good. It was you know, it was watching
Speaker 1: them and I and then when when they won and
Speaker 1: watching them drive off, I thought part of me thought,
Speaker 1: I hope they're together forever. I feel like they will
Speaker 1: never have sex and that'll be fine, and they'll just
Speaker 1: sing at each other and be in love and like
Speaker 1: be so happy and that'll be fine. Like the Burton
Speaker 1: Ernie treatment. Nothing wrong with that. Separate canes. Um I
Speaker 1: love Lucy style. Uh. Something we did not mention about her,
Speaker 1: which I think is important to things. One is um
Speaker 1: that when they were announcing the judges, one of whom
Speaker 1: was Tay Diggs, which we didn't bring up. We brought
Speaker 1: the other judges up, but I didn't Diggs with with
Speaker 1: jewel and when Chris, yeah, I'm started ahead. How Chris said,
Speaker 1: he know you say it? You know, I don't know
Speaker 1: what you're gonna say. Please go um no, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: let you do it anyway. Diggs, who's so freaking hot,
Speaker 1: he's gorgeous, um covered in Foedora's like not enough. It's
Speaker 1: like how there's a toilet paper shortage. Anywhere Tate Diggs
Speaker 1: goes for, doors are sold out, like he just says,
Speaker 1: every single one in his possession. But the way that
Speaker 1: she clapped when they introduced Rita Wilson, I didn't think
Speaker 1: that the contestants knew any of the judges. They were like,
Speaker 1: lived in a van? Who like the second he goes
Speaker 1: she lived in a van, I was like, oh it's Juel.
Speaker 1: They were like, what she lives in a van? And
Speaker 1: then when they brought they were like okay. But the
Speaker 1: ways that um that she clapped, that free clapped, which
Speaker 1: I posted on Instagram, I have other than Brandon Fraser,
Speaker 1: had never seen anyone clap like this. I know this
Speaker 1: isn't a visual podcast, but it was like a wide
Speaker 1: fingered seal. Did you see how she clapped? Are we
Speaker 1: not telling children how to clap. Do gen Zers not
Speaker 1: know how to properly clap? Is my question? I think
Speaker 1: jen Zeers might not know how to up. Okay, that's
Speaker 1: my whole thing. I actually didn't even know they sung
Speaker 1: two songs, that's how boring they were. And I think
Speaker 1: by the time the show was done, I was so
Speaker 1: checked out, truly, like sleeping Elmo eyes, good night and
Speaker 1: good luck, Like I just stop points in a care
Speaker 1: and I agree with you are and they'll never sleep together,
Speaker 1: no kids will magically appear. I'm going to live a
Speaker 1: wonderful life. You think you think they're going to get
Speaker 1: at it? No, I mean this. You guys are probably right.
Speaker 1: I think Chris is who we saw, but I'm not
Speaker 1: totally convinced that. Like listen, I don't think it's true.
Speaker 1: But if someone like said, by the way, breathe a
Speaker 1: closet freak, I would have no problem believing that I
Speaker 1: would be happy make up the makeup. I was actually
Speaker 1: watching and going, well, they don't even get makeup at
Speaker 1: the finale, like they makeup. I just I just had
Speaker 1: a former former Mormon on my podcast, Call Me Up,
Speaker 1: who got married at nineteen and has been married for
Speaker 1: seven years. And she is like, I need to like
Speaker 1: have sex with other men, like in No Shame, but
Speaker 1: like there's a there's a closet, like I've I've left
Speaker 1: the church and and now I need to live baby,
Speaker 1: and uh so I hope that's coming. I would be
Speaker 1: so happy for her. I don't sing. I don't see
Speaker 1: that in Chris. I don't see that in Chris. I
Speaker 1: think he's always I think he kind of sings and
Speaker 1: has sex and like kind of does everything at the
Speaker 1: exact same speed. Alright, it's going to be very gentlemanly,
Speaker 1: very very sweet, very sweet high notes. You know he'll
Speaker 1: do Oh my god, that was the thing. It was
Speaker 1: also like after Trevor tried to falsetto, which was fine,
Speaker 1: but then like when Chris did it, it's like it
Speaker 1: was sort of I will say, it was definitely like, Okay,
Speaker 1: this is how it's done. I mean it was his
Speaker 1: voice is so beautiful. I mean, overall, I have to
Speaker 1: say I did end up enjoying the show. I know, Michelle,
Speaker 1: you didn't like it. I I felt that I'm glad
Speaker 1: it wasn't a twelve week show. I enjoy it as
Speaker 1: a six week show and as a one night, two
Speaker 1: hour show, not on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Like they lacked anchors,
Speaker 1: like familiar faces, and it was like it took too
Speaker 1: long to kind of get invested in the characters. And
Speaker 1: then you know, no one fought like there was. They're
Speaker 1: all like the Natasha was the big villain and it
Speaker 1: wasn't even it wasn't again, it seemed forced, like it's
Speaker 1: a strange girl walks in and be like, I know
Speaker 1: a girl who knows you, who said some things I
Speaker 1: can't totally like, but like, fuck it, you know I'm not.
Speaker 1: It's like, Okay, that seems weird, but yeah, it was small. Um,
Speaker 1: we're gonna take a break. We'll come back. We'll do
Speaker 1: our tweeter of the week, but the bones Zone. Let's
Speaker 1: get in the bone zone, guys, and we're back. You guys,
Speaker 1: what a journey we've all been on. What a joy? Nick?
Speaker 1: Did you enjoy the show? Overall? I thought it was fine.
Speaker 1: I mean, I know it A ton of people didn't
Speaker 1: watch it. It was it was a bachelor show, and
Speaker 1: bachelor shows are I don't think they were great, but
Speaker 1: I honestly it was one of those things where like
Speaker 1: if I think everyone's streaming now like that it actually
Speaker 1: came out, and I think at a bad time. I
Speaker 1: think people are not kind of you know, everyone's schedules different.
Speaker 1: They're not like setting their dial to watch uh and
Speaker 1: you know the water cooler talk going to work and
Speaker 1: like talking about it. Like if I think if Listen
Speaker 1: to Your Heart was on Netflix, it would have killed
Speaker 1: because it would have been like, oh, a reality TV
Speaker 1: show that I can stream bam, like everyone would have
Speaker 1: watched it right, like, um, I don't think too hot
Speaker 1: to handle it. I didn't finish was like that amazing,
Speaker 1: but it was like why not, I have nothing better
Speaker 1: to do and I can just stream it all. So
Speaker 1: I thought it was a totally fun show. I wasn't
Speaker 1: the best Bachlor show I've ever seen, but like, I
Speaker 1: didn't have a hard time watching it, that's for sure.
Speaker 1: I enjoyed it once. I liked it once the music
Speaker 1: got started, and particularly when we had Rudy and Matt
Speaker 1: and when Natasha and Ryan were there. I thought it
Speaker 1: was fun to see the music. Cart I enjoyed the music.
Speaker 1: It was my favorite part. And I'm someone who doesn't
Speaker 1: watch a lot of those shows, you know, but I
Speaker 1: watch it again. I talked me into liking it just now.
Speaker 1: I was really like, whatever I mean, it just said
Speaker 1: some stuff and I was like, yeah, it was better
Speaker 1: than Too Hot to Handle. Wait a minute, thanks Nick, No,
Speaker 1: no problem. It was I think there's a level of expectation,
Speaker 1: like it was one of those things in Bachelor Nation. Um,
Speaker 1: they put out great TV. There's a certain level of quality, expectation.
Speaker 1: They tried something new. People are resistant to change. It
Speaker 1: was like staying in your lane. You guys don't do music,
Speaker 1: you do love right, and so you know, I think
Speaker 1: there's a little bit of resistant and then you don't
Speaker 1: have a ton of people who are like, you know
Speaker 1: what funk it? I don't need to watch this, you know,
Speaker 1: like I'll watch Too Hot to Handle. It's on Netflix.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm not. I don't like, I'm I don't
Speaker 1: need to make sure I dv are too Hot to Handle,
Speaker 1: and I certainly don't need to make sure I'm sit
Speaker 1: in front of my couch at eight p m. Eastern
Speaker 1: you know kind of thing, right, And it was like
Speaker 1: there was also like no characters, no anchor, like if
Speaker 1: they if Jed wasn't inter like if they got Jed
Speaker 1: to show up on that show, like everyone would have
Speaker 1: been like, oh, let's let's see how this could go, right,
Speaker 1: there was no like curiosity. It was all these new
Speaker 1: people and it was kind of funny to like hear
Speaker 1: Matt not to know who Curis Harrison is. But quite honestly,
Speaker 1: Chris Harrison is the man, and we want people to
Speaker 1: know who Chris Harrison is. We want people to come
Speaker 1: on being like oh my god, like I'm losing my mind,
Speaker 1: and like, you know, Matt was like two level headed um,
Speaker 1: which is it makes them a nice guy, but you know,
Speaker 1: maybe not the most compelling TV. Yeah. Yeah, I feel
Speaker 1: like eventually once we got rolling we started, I did
Speaker 1: start to enjoy it. And I did enjoy the I
Speaker 1: liked the music. I did like that. I would watch
Speaker 1: it again, think it comes back, I would, I would totally.
Speaker 1: I'm really curious because I don't think the ratings did
Speaker 1: well enough to suggest they would pick up again. But
Speaker 1: it's also one of those things like how was it reviewed?
Speaker 1: Like it's something it's a weird time to measures, like
Speaker 1: how it's how do you measure this? All network televisions down?
Speaker 1: So um, I don't know it'd be interesting, but yes
Speaker 1: I did not. I did not feel like it was
Speaker 1: a chore to watch. No me neither. I didn't love
Speaker 1: the first ones, but then it got going in once
Speaker 1: the music got more involved, I thought it was really fun. Um,
Speaker 1: will you guys help us pick a tweet of the week? Okay?
Speaker 1: Our first tweets from Lauren Gene Johnson at World Words
Speaker 1: by l j Um. Making music with you and getting
Speaker 1: to know you would have been so incredible, Bro. That
Speaker 1: is literally the show you could have just done one
Speaker 1: more time, just like a couple more days. And then
Speaker 1: she has an Obama photo. There we go. Number two,
Speaker 1: Cheyenne Constant at Turxy Firecracker. If they have not found
Speaker 1: thirty men for clear by now, it might be time
Speaker 1: to throw in the towel and put in a good
Speaker 1: word for her. At Love is Blind, she would do
Speaker 1: well there. I feel like Jesse Lizzie at Jesse Lizzie Raps,
Speaker 1: Matt is clearly here for the right reasons and it's
Speaker 1: lame as fun like that. That's kind of a meta tweet, Um,
Speaker 1: Jessey Lizzie. Here's another one at Jessy Lizzie Raps. So
Speaker 1: they basically just smashed two reality shows together that have
Speaker 1: nothing to do with each other, American Idol and The Bachelor.
Speaker 1: What's next Drag storage Wars? And then somebody replied, I'd
Speaker 1: rather watch that they need for those gowns. That's like
Speaker 1: you're talking month drag storage Wars. Or if you have
Speaker 1: to make your outfit from the ship that you find
Speaker 1: in the storage unit, like you get you buy the
Speaker 1: container and then you have to make your persona out
Speaker 1: of what you get there, and then you will like
Speaker 1: you're like poppies. Will um, let's see Aaron at this is?
Speaker 1: This one is Aaron watching Rita Wilson leaning in to
Speaker 1: talk to the other judges. Knowing this was filmed on
Speaker 1: February is almost as cringe e is hearing. Chris Harrison
Speaker 1: confirmed for Caitlin that he did give the couples permission
Speaker 1: to funk last night. Um okay. And then the last one, Aaron.
Speaker 1: This one is Aaron Brie and Chris. Your performances was great,
Speaker 1: and you guys are objectively better singers. But unless we
Speaker 1: can confirm that you have had sexual intercourse, we just
Speaker 1: don't feel comfortable letting you win this singing competition. All right,
Speaker 1: I'm going to go with um. I'm gonna go with
Speaker 1: narrowing it down to two. Um, I'm gonna narrow it
Speaker 1: down to two. I will say Jessey Lizzy at Jessy
Speaker 1: Lizzie Raps. Matt is clearly here for the right reasons
Speaker 1: and it's lame as fuck, And I'm gonna go. Should
Speaker 1: we do Love Is Blind? Or Storage Words? Which one?
Speaker 1: For number two? Shows just funny? Okay, storage is funny,
Speaker 1: but it's the rebuttal that makes it funny. Okay, So
Speaker 1: then we'll do We'll do these together. This is a duo,
Speaker 1: so she's going up against herself, Jessy Lizzie Jessy Lizzie Raps.
Speaker 1: So they basically just smashed two reality shows that have
Speaker 1: nothing to do with each other together, American Idol and
Speaker 1: The Bachelor. What's next Drag Storage Wars and air Recas replied,
Speaker 1: I'd rather watch that Drag Storage Wars or UM Drag
Speaker 1: Storage Wars or here for the right reasons. Lame is
Speaker 1: fuck next here for the right reasons, lame is fuck. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna let Michelle be the final picker. I'll do
Speaker 1: Drag Storage Wars. Anna, I'm gonna go with lame as fuck, Okay,
Speaker 1: Katie Lamb is fuck or drag Storage warsames fuck. Al Right, well,
Speaker 1: then what would you have picked, Michelle? Well, I guess
Speaker 1: my vote is completely meaningless now that I'm going lost.
Speaker 1: But let's just let's find O Lezzie, Jessie, Lizzie Wins Edges,
Speaker 1: and Lizzie raps. Matt is clearly here for the right
Speaker 1: reasons and as lame as fuck. You guys can like
Speaker 1: us on iTunes and leave us a review. Here's some
Speaker 1: great reviews. There were so many awesome reviews last week.
Speaker 1: I asked for reviews, and I asked you to put
Speaker 1: them in words, and I said I would read them.
Speaker 1: And you know what, I'm gonna honor that commitment and
Speaker 1: hang tight. Buckle up, Buttercup, because you guys, you a
Speaker 1: few of you left him, and we love it. We
Speaker 1: are here for it. We want greedy little more and
Speaker 1: more and more. We love it. So here we go.
Speaker 1: Our first one that I'm gonna read is uh from
Speaker 1: Nicki Bethy eighties seven New Listener Alert, five stars. Hey Hardon,
Speaker 1: I started listening this week after hearing your recap on
Speaker 1: the viral files. You're so funny, so I just had
Speaker 1: to check you out well. Thank you so much. You
Speaker 1: are hysterical and I cannot wait until next week. I
Speaker 1: think Matt and Rudy will win, but break up when
Speaker 1: the tour starts. Also on Jamie must be someone's niece.
Speaker 1: She can't not be with the airtime she is getting.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna catch up on your one Pablo season because
Speaker 1: that is the craziest season. Also agreeing you should start
Speaker 1: recapping Bravo shows Below Deck med and Sailing Yacht is
Speaker 1: a personal favorite of mine and my husband's. Keep up
Speaker 1: the amazing work. Your podcast is gonna be uh definitely
Speaker 1: be a week weekly. Listen, NICKI bet the eight seven.
Speaker 1: Welcome to the Fold. We're so glad you're here, and
Speaker 1: thank you so much for leaving us a review. We
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Speaker 1: Whenever I'm having a down day, I think about the
Speaker 1: episode when Arden impersonates Peter when he clearly got his
Speaker 1: infected wound bonked by Sydney. It never fails to make
Speaker 1: me laugh. Also, my real name is Tanna, and every
Speaker 1: time Tanna is on the podcast, I feel extra special.
Speaker 1: You go Tanna represent us crazy as well. Tanna, how
Speaker 1: does that make you feel? A Tanna sister out there
Speaker 1: that is so good? And she's site that year, the
Speaker 1: one representing her. So Tanna in the house, shout out
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Speaker 1: it took me this long, by Holly's I am ashamed
Speaker 1: that it somehow took Nick val to inform me of
Speaker 1: this podcast. Sorry Nick, and thank you. Nick. Don't be ashamed.
Speaker 1: We love him so and that's why he's virtually sitting
Speaker 1: with us here right now. And here's another one. We
Speaker 1: got five stars from Doug gall This podcast is Bachelor
Speaker 1: of the Year every year. Well that is so sweet.
Speaker 1: Let's see, my wife brought me into the Bachelor fold
Speaker 1: and this podcast keeps me here even after the infuriating
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Speaker 1: Arden and the Gang are one of my highlights of
Speaker 1: my week and the only Bachelor podcast I listened to. Well, Doug,
Speaker 1: thank you so much for listening. We have two more.
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Speaker 1: much pride when I hear you in the Gay saying
Speaker 1: Gang say something that I said to U. Well, I
Speaker 1: love all the guests and Art, and Jerry Traynor has
Speaker 1: become my favorite reluctant candidate to listen to. His points
Speaker 1: of views are spot on. Well, you'll be happy to
Speaker 1: know he will be back next week breaking down Wan
Speaker 1: Pablo season with us, and we'll see if he's still
Speaker 1: on board with Wan Pablo An Katie, What a joy
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Speaker 1: the Year t shirt and he's been wearing it with pride.
Speaker 1: How don't you love Jerry's great love How into it
Speaker 1: he is? Yes, so for someone new, he really just
Speaker 1: fell in love with this. I feel like we might
Speaker 1: have to have like a rookie rookie show when they
Speaker 1: do that, we may have to have like um, Beverly
Speaker 1: D'Angelo and Jerry on or for Debbie and Jerry on
Speaker 1: an episode together, which would be fun our former rookies
Speaker 1: all right. And finally five Stars Love Art and on
Speaker 1: the Team by Mandy is Dandy. I can't get enough
Speaker 1: of the Bachelor, and I'm so glad that I stumbled
Speaker 1: across this podcast. Everyone cracks me up and I constantly
Speaker 1: find myself laughing, either uncontrollably or in dis to leave.
Speaker 1: I love art and so much. I never thought to
Speaker 1: watch Insasteable until I listened to this podcast. I've been
Speaker 1: to both seasons in a week. I want a petition
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Speaker 1: Everything Art and Touches is gold or roses or just
Speaker 1: hilarious and heartwarming. Thank you for everything you all do, Manny.
Speaker 1: That makes me feel so g happy. That warms the
Speaker 1: cockles of my heart. Thank you so much. It really
Speaker 1: means a lot to me. And that's why we do this,
Speaker 1: don't We have the best listeners. I say that every week,
Speaker 1: and I know it sounds by rope, but like it
Speaker 1: really means a lot, particularly in quarantine. It's like it's
Speaker 1: so sweet just to have strangers reached out. It's nice
Speaker 1: that it it touches people's days. I think they're great.
Speaker 1: They are the funniest listen. We have the most fun listeners, really, Cassion.
Speaker 1: Here's an email that we got, uh and this this
Speaker 1: one makes me so happy. This one reminds me of
Speaker 1: j J. This is from t R Proper. I'm sad
Speaker 1: to say that it took me. The subject line is
Speaker 1: new fan. I'm sad to say it took me until
Speaker 1: about halfway through Peter's season before I just ever discovered
Speaker 1: your podcast, And when I did, I loved it so much.
Speaker 1: I started listening every week, thinking what have I been listening? Honestly,
Speaker 1: your podcast adds a whole new dynamic and level of
Speaker 1: fun to watching The Bachelor. I started waiting anxiously to
Speaker 1: watch each new episode and then listen to your podcasts
Speaker 1: as soon as it was posted. Your show is so fun.
Speaker 1: I love all the people you bring on, and I
Speaker 1: laughed so much. This is what really wore my heart.
Speaker 1: I'm a single mom, empty nest of all daughters, and
Speaker 1: we all have big personality, so I'm used to having
Speaker 1: a lot of fun filled, hilarious conversations every day of
Speaker 1: life until all my kids grew up and moved away.
Speaker 1: So when the Quarantine started and you started reviewing one
Speaker 1: poblost the season, I thought why not? I'm now isolated
Speaker 1: at home anyway, So I watched the whole season and
Speaker 1: I can't wait until you go back to it. It
Speaker 1: feels like having a friend over to visit, and that
Speaker 1: conversation and laughter fills my living room once again. I
Speaker 1: temporary stopped listening to the podcast when you changed over
Speaker 1: to listen to your Heart. She wasn't interested. Spoiler alert,
Speaker 1: that was a mistake. Anyway. Over tonight, I decided to
Speaker 1: listen into your latest podcast, even though I hadn't watched.
Speaker 1: It was the one with Nicky Glazier, Happy Happy, Busy
Speaker 1: Busy a K give yourself a p P L O L.
Speaker 1: I missed your podcast so much that I decided listen
Speaker 1: that I decided to listen even when I didn't watch.
Speaker 1: The show would be fun, and you didn't disappoint. I
Speaker 1: didn't even know the people you were talking about, and
Speaker 1: I just laughed and had so much fun. Now you
Speaker 1: can vince me to go back and watch Listen to
Speaker 1: your Heart so I can listen to all the podcasts
Speaker 1: I miss L O L. I just wanted to show
Speaker 1: you've made my empty this quarantine time a lot more
Speaker 1: fun tr proper that warms my heart. Welcome and honey Bunny,
Speaker 1: welcome to the crazy train. We are so glad you're
Speaker 1: we're all in this together. Honey Anna, How sweet is that?
Speaker 1: That was really nice. It's so nice. She sounds like
Speaker 1: a great mom. I bet your daughters love you. You
Speaker 1: sound like a blast. So anybody out there that's all
Speaker 1: by themselves or you know that needs a laugh, thank
Speaker 1: you so much. And again, you can email us at
Speaker 1: Rose Podcast at gmail dot com. Nick. Where can people
Speaker 1: find you? What would you like to promote? You? Just
Speaker 1: find me on Instagram at Nick Baile or check me
Speaker 1: out on the Vile Files that anywhere you can find
Speaker 1: a podcast, Miss Michelle. Um, you can follow me on
Speaker 1: Instagram at mischall and Wednesday nights, I'm hosting for Lifetime
Speaker 1: these Married at First Sight chats on their Instagram live.
Speaker 1: So I'm very excited because I love Married at First Sight.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you guys watch, but it's do
Speaker 1: you watch it art? No? But I've show up my
Speaker 1: alley the best. I'm not saying that because they're paying me.
Speaker 1: In fact, I think they're paying me because they've said that,
Speaker 1: to be honest. So that's starting. I'm going to write
Speaker 1: back yeah Wednesday after remind mysel it's starting at nine,
Speaker 1: So you can go to their instagram and watch. That's
Speaker 1: on Lifetime. Okay, Um, you guys can follow me on
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Speaker 1: gonna be giving some book giveaways of signed copies of
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Speaker 1: next week we're gonna be going back to the breaking
Speaker 1: down the Wan Pablo episodes, so you can check in
Speaker 1: on that. Anna, Katie, where can they find you? I'm
Speaker 1: Katie Underscore Money and I know we mentioned having a
Speaker 1: guest host from our listeners. We've decided to do it.
Speaker 1: We're gonna have you guys break down one of the
Speaker 1: episodes when they do the ten episodes where they do
Speaker 1: all in one night. We'll have guest listeners that we
Speaker 1: will pick. So submit yourselves. You're gonna break down the
Speaker 1: Wan Pablo episode with us. So that's what we're gonna
Speaker 1: do and that'll be fun. I know. Um okay you guys.
Speaker 1: Nick Michelle, thank you so much for closing up the
Speaker 1: season with us. Nick, it's welcome to the podcast. It
Speaker 1: was such a joy to have you here. Thank you
Speaker 1: so much for having me. This is first time. Yes,
Speaker 1: I thought you guys would be a fun combo head
Speaker 1: her on twice before she asked me, well I got shy.
Speaker 1: I had got shy fine though the first time I
Speaker 1: had around then like COVID like hit like right after
Speaker 1: you were like the last person I saw except on
Speaker 1: my own I saw you, and then I did my
Speaker 1: podcast here and I saw Paget Brewster and Rob Benedict
Speaker 1: and that, and then that was like you're the second
Speaker 1: batch of the last people I saw. That was scared
Speaker 1: for me because I got coronavirus and immediately saw patget Brewster.
Speaker 1: That's so weird, like the odds of that. Well, I
Speaker 1: had the virus, but I did not see Paget Brewster.
Speaker 1: And also I remember you were saying that you thought
Speaker 1: you had it. I got it from Andy Cohen on
Speaker 1: March eleventh. But we can move on that. I mean,
Speaker 1: at least maybe have the anybody. So that's good the
Speaker 1: best way to get it. I wouldn't have it any
Speaker 1: other way. I'm pretty sure I had it. I didn't
Speaker 1: take a test, and I took the end of body
Speaker 1: test and tested negative. But then I was told that
Speaker 1: that doesn't mean that doesn't mean I didn't have it,
Speaker 1: so I don't know. Guys, what a world? What a world?
Speaker 1: Hide in your houses and just watch garb garbage. Um
Speaker 1: you guys, stay safe. Thank you so much for doing it.
Speaker 1: We appreciate you. Please come back, thank you. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I want to get all up and get to night.
Speaker 1: It feels so good. I just got wonder the bishops.
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