WEBVTT - "THE NO BONE ZONE!" w/ Nick Viall and Michelle Collins 0:00:00.160 --> 0:00:03.000 Welcome to Will You Accept This Rose? A production of 0:00:03.080 --> 0:00:11.760 I Heart Radio. Oh yeah, it all feel so good. 0:00:13.160 --> 0:00:20.720 I just wow. I am because I saw Rita Wilson, 0:00:20.760 --> 0:00:24.960 who may or may not have had COVID filled with 0:00:25.079 --> 0:00:31.800 people and watched a slow jam count search sometime in February. Oh, 0:00:31.840 --> 0:00:35.000 we actually found the only human manners. That is, they 0:00:35.040 --> 0:00:37.720 asked the right reasons and turns up that's a foreign 0:00:37.720 --> 0:00:42.040 reason to be on the television program. I am feeling 0:00:42.120 --> 0:00:47.000 so it's so horny on this Thursday afternoon, Just so excited. 0:00:47.040 --> 0:00:51.320 There's so much sexual tension rocking it out. To Listen 0:00:51.360 --> 0:00:54.960 to Your Heart the most amazing addition. Welcome to Will 0:00:55.000 --> 0:00:57.160 You Accept This Rose? My name is Arte Marine, coming 0:00:57.160 --> 0:01:01.120 to me you from my bougie garage and slover like California. 0:01:01.360 --> 0:01:04.080 I am so excited. Guys, we made it. We made 0:01:04.080 --> 0:01:06.800 it to the end of the amuse bush of the 0:01:06.840 --> 0:01:09.960 Bachelor World. A six episode jaunt called Listen to Your 0:01:10.000 --> 0:01:12.720 Heart with Us. Our first guest today as a woman 0:01:13.360 --> 0:01:16.160 who didn't really want to go on this journey with us, 0:01:16.200 --> 0:01:18.080 but she agreed to go on it at the beginning 0:01:18.080 --> 0:01:19.880 of the season. And then she was already on the 0:01:19.880 --> 0:01:22.160 train and her bags were already packed, and she was like, 0:01:22.200 --> 0:01:24.920 I've got a nice tom Ford foundation, I may as 0:01:24.920 --> 0:01:27.600 well put it on. And I'm curious to see if 0:01:27.600 --> 0:01:30.120 her feelings have changed. You know her from the view, 0:01:30.440 --> 0:01:32.800 you know her from her radio show at Serious Exam, 0:01:32.959 --> 0:01:34.679 I know her as a woman. I had one of 0:01:34.680 --> 0:01:36.960 the most fun nights with this year. She was like 0:01:37.360 --> 0:01:42.440 a magical lighthouse that brought Eddie Murphy to us, ladies 0:01:42.480 --> 0:01:48.040 and gentlemen. One of the funniest people I know, Michelle Collen. Hi, everybody, 0:01:48.680 --> 0:01:51.160 what a treat to be back. Thank you for me. 0:01:51.920 --> 0:01:53.880 At some point in time, we were in a crowd 0:01:54.360 --> 0:01:57.040 talking to Eddie Murphy and you know, you say that 0:01:57.080 --> 0:01:58.520 it's because of me, but I will go to my 0:01:58.520 --> 0:02:03.080 grave thing it's because of you because you were talking. Yeah, 0:02:03.560 --> 0:02:06.480 it was a one too. We had the We were 0:02:06.520 --> 0:02:09.960 a good tag team. Like I got him lured over 0:02:10.480 --> 0:02:13.840 because I was talking to Keegan. But then he was 0:02:14.040 --> 0:02:19.400 so enchanted he came for the gigs, he stayed for 0:02:19.440 --> 0:02:22.440 the columns. Let's be real, um. That was also the 0:02:22.520 --> 0:02:25.280 night I gave my number to Juan Carlo Esposito, who 0:02:25.320 --> 0:02:28.919 never yes funny story, you know what. He was so 0:02:29.040 --> 0:02:31.560 up in your business in a fun way. That but 0:02:31.600 --> 0:02:34.200 it almost felt like if he did call, you would 0:02:34.200 --> 0:02:36.400 have had a crazy lost weekend something, you know what 0:02:36.400 --> 0:02:39.639 I mean, Like it would have been That's what you're 0:02:39.639 --> 0:02:41.320 trying to say, and you know what, it would have 0:02:41.320 --> 0:02:43.799 been worth it. It would have been worth it. There 0:02:43.880 --> 0:02:46.880 was you had some nights on earth we have pheromones, 0:02:46.919 --> 0:02:49.360 and that was a night that, for whatever reason, it 0:02:49.440 --> 0:02:52.160 wasn't joy to witness. I felt I I executed my 0:02:52.160 --> 0:02:56.720 wing woman position perfectly. And anytime, anytime, I will do 0:02:56.720 --> 0:02:58.800 a rent the runway and I will get full face 0:02:58.880 --> 0:03:03.200 and I will go any time speaking of my full face, 0:03:03.360 --> 0:03:06.160 my rent the one way. Speaking of my new friend, 0:03:06.240 --> 0:03:10.280 I'm gonna say in now, I knew him because we 0:03:10.280 --> 0:03:13.600 we covered his season of The Bachelor here, we covered 0:03:13.600 --> 0:03:18.120 his season Paradise here. But now like I've been hanging 0:03:18.120 --> 0:03:20.880 out with him on his podcast, and I'm so happy 0:03:20.919 --> 0:03:24.040 to have him here with us, ladies and gentlemen, the 0:03:24.080 --> 0:03:27.240 host of The Vile Files, and ask Nick Nick Vile, 0:03:27.600 --> 0:03:30.560 thanks for having me. Thank you so much for being here. 0:03:30.720 --> 0:03:33.040 So I'm so I'm honored to be here. You know, 0:03:33.360 --> 0:03:35.520 I've had you on my podcast and now I feel like, 0:03:36.040 --> 0:03:37.720 you know, giving you the tour of my house and 0:03:37.720 --> 0:03:40.760 now I'm getting the tour of of your world. So 0:03:40.880 --> 0:03:44.280 we'll get ready. It is, it is. It's a little mischievous, 0:03:44.440 --> 0:03:47.160 it's silly, um and we of course half of us 0:03:47.200 --> 0:03:54.000 Anna and Katie Hello. I mean overall, I gotta just 0:03:54.040 --> 0:03:57.440 say and I'll take us through the episode. I mean, like, 0:03:57.680 --> 0:04:02.880 I was so disappointed it last night. I was, Oh, 0:04:02.920 --> 0:04:07.400 I was so like, just I've never wanted to lose 0:04:07.440 --> 0:04:10.400 my dignity and beg somebody to stay in my life 0:04:10.520 --> 0:04:12.960 or on television. When I realized Matt was going to 0:04:13.120 --> 0:04:16.320 rob me of two songs from Rudy, I just wanted 0:04:16.360 --> 0:04:19.479 to be like, bro, bro, just like just you don't 0:04:19.480 --> 0:04:22.600 even need to win, just just entertain me with two 0:04:22.600 --> 0:04:28.000 more songs. That when I realized what was happening, I 0:04:29.400 --> 0:04:31.760 really had to take a minute to myself. Were you 0:04:31.800 --> 0:04:34.360 guys on the same page as me? Nick? Oh? Yeah. 0:04:34.360 --> 0:04:37.760 It was a weird thing to realize that, you know, 0:04:37.839 --> 0:04:40.599 Matt and uh Rudy, we're gonna be going home. And 0:04:40.680 --> 0:04:44.279 I think most people's reaction was like, well, we don't 0:04:44.279 --> 0:04:48.159 get to watch them sing because uh, you know, Brion 0:04:48.400 --> 0:04:50.640 and Chris for the most in love, and then you 0:04:50.640 --> 0:04:53.720 could argue the most talented, but Matt and Rudy were 0:04:53.720 --> 0:04:58.160 clearly the if you're looking at both uh stage presents 0:04:58.360 --> 0:05:00.840 and musical ability, they are by far in the way 0:05:00.920 --> 0:05:03.960 the most fun to watch, right, Like, you may not 0:05:04.120 --> 0:05:06.200 like be falling in love with their connection, but who 0:05:06.240 --> 0:05:09.159 gives a ship like when you watch like we watched 0:05:09.160 --> 0:05:11.720 Bradley Cooper and Lady Gaga and we don't really care 0:05:11.720 --> 0:05:14.200 if they're actually love. It's just like fun to pretend 0:05:14.279 --> 0:05:17.280 that they are, like right, like that doesn't matter. I mean, 0:05:17.320 --> 0:05:18.840 and she had a really good point and we'll get 0:05:18.839 --> 0:05:20.039 to it, but she had a good point that she 0:05:20.120 --> 0:05:22.560 was like, yeah, I have never like the whole time 0:05:22.600 --> 0:05:25.920 on stage, I've been where I've been at, so we 0:05:25.960 --> 0:05:28.440 can just do these Like you could see her wrapping 0:05:28.480 --> 0:05:31.880 her head around, like, oh my god, because because you're 0:05:31.920 --> 0:05:33.840 not ready to put a ring on it, you won't 0:05:33.880 --> 0:05:36.159 sing these two songs with me. And this goes back 0:05:36.160 --> 0:05:38.080 to he's the He was the person who got out 0:05:38.080 --> 0:05:40.200 of the car and did not know who Chris Harrison was, 0:05:40.720 --> 0:05:43.080 which is sort of fun, but I think he really 0:05:43.120 --> 0:05:45.800 thought maybe that he had to get engaged or something like, 0:05:45.839 --> 0:05:48.640 I think he took it really seriously. Michelle, when you 0:05:48.720 --> 0:05:53.200 realized that Matt was pulling the ejector cord, how did 0:05:53.200 --> 0:05:55.320 you feel. Well, you know, I've always had a thing 0:05:55.360 --> 0:05:58.120 where I don't trust people whose eyes are too close together. 0:05:58.360 --> 0:06:00.520 It's been something I tell everybody when the eyes are 0:06:00.520 --> 0:06:03.880 only an into part. I pulled back a little bit 0:06:03.920 --> 0:06:06.880 and he had he was a near cyclops, which for 0:06:06.960 --> 0:06:08.800 me was a problem from the get go. I'm gonna 0:06:08.839 --> 0:06:11.360 just cann't freaked out when they're wide or like shark guys. 0:06:13.080 --> 0:06:15.719 It's making me a little insecure because after I got 0:06:15.720 --> 0:06:18.200 engaged in Vanessa, the first thing she told me is 0:06:18.240 --> 0:06:20.520 that my eyes were kind of close together, which was 0:06:20.560 --> 0:06:23.640 like revealing, was really revealing to me. But now I'm 0:06:23.640 --> 0:06:25.760 just like self consciously, you know, that was the first 0:06:25.760 --> 0:06:28.560 thing she said after you got engaged, within the first 0:06:28.560 --> 0:06:32.960 two hours. I mean, she wasn't she wasn't trying to 0:06:32.960 --> 0:06:34.720 say it to be me, and she was. You know, 0:06:35.080 --> 0:06:37.200 we all tell bad jokes sometimes I certainly do all 0:06:37.240 --> 0:06:40.360 the time, but Sally, this hold on that you should 0:06:40.360 --> 0:06:42.640 feel good and secure because if I said it knowing 0:06:42.680 --> 0:06:44.760 that you're on this podcast and I'm looking at you. 0:06:45.080 --> 0:06:47.320 Then clearly they're not too close together, because I would 0:06:47.360 --> 0:06:51.040 have felt unconscious. Honestly, you know what, I have to 0:06:51.160 --> 0:06:53.880 back up Michelle that if if she had said it, 0:06:54.040 --> 0:06:56.200 and I would be like, who well, whoa, there's clothes 0:06:56.240 --> 0:07:02.599 that there's no car is on this podcast? What you think? No, 0:07:02.800 --> 0:07:05.120 I might be a silly girl, but ultimately I'm a 0:07:05.160 --> 0:07:06.960 people pleaser and I want to be a good host, 0:07:07.000 --> 0:07:09.320 and I wouldn't want to bring somebody onto So there's 0:07:09.400 --> 0:07:11.960 no part of you that to me has close Yes, 0:07:12.080 --> 0:07:14.280 I think you can eliminate that from your brain if 0:07:14.760 --> 0:07:17.680 nothing else you came on this, Yeah, you don't have this, 0:07:20.360 --> 0:07:22.720 Sorry that I don't know what. I don't want to 0:07:22.720 --> 0:07:25.080 make this about me or my looks. Let's let's focus 0:07:25.320 --> 0:07:28.240 for that. Yeah, let's for that. It's already happened, So 0:07:28.400 --> 0:07:30.240 let's flog us out Matt. But yeah, so you don't 0:07:30.320 --> 0:07:32.800 know you don't like Matt is what you're saying. I 0:07:33.800 --> 0:07:35.680 think here's the truth. I think Rudy was dumb, and 0:07:35.720 --> 0:07:37.920 I think Matt was dumb. Rudy was done because she 0:07:38.080 --> 0:07:40.560 was really getting feelings for this guy who clearly was 0:07:40.600 --> 0:07:42.920 not feeling them back, and it was hard to watch. 0:07:43.520 --> 0:07:45.320 She felt a little bit immature to me in the 0:07:45.360 --> 0:07:47.880 way that she handled it. And was she talented by far? 0:07:48.120 --> 0:07:50.600 Was she the craziest one by far? That is why 0:07:50.640 --> 0:07:52.160 we wanted her to go to the end, because she 0:07:52.280 --> 0:07:55.480 was entertaining. And then one that didn't happen. It was like, well, 0:07:55.480 --> 0:07:57.640 what the f have I been watching for five weeks? 0:07:57.640 --> 0:08:00.920 This weird fake competition about who can stare each other 0:08:01.000 --> 0:08:06.400 down more on stage? Yeah, when it's a production problem. Really, 0:08:07.080 --> 0:08:12.200 I couldn't believe that they. I know they enjoyed getting 0:08:12.200 --> 0:08:14.960 the weeping behind the bathroom door, which is always fun, 0:08:15.080 --> 0:08:17.040 and I know they enjoyed, but I feel like they 0:08:17.120 --> 0:08:20.680 should have paid double to have a producer throw their 0:08:20.720 --> 0:08:23.800 body in front of Matt and somehow talk comment just 0:08:24.000 --> 0:08:28.280 for the stage charisma alone forced them to do those 0:08:28.320 --> 0:08:31.040 two songs. Yeah, but at the same time, like it's 0:08:31.080 --> 0:08:33.760 the finale, so they needed it to be down to 0:08:33.880 --> 0:08:37.560 two in a sense, and so they needed a you know, 0:08:37.760 --> 0:08:40.280 you still got listen, but they took out the bad 0:08:40.400 --> 0:08:42.760 and they took up the fun act. Depending on all 0:08:42.800 --> 0:08:45.720 that matters is that you cared and the fact that 0:08:45.760 --> 0:08:48.560 you were mad, And they did their job right, like 0:08:48.920 --> 0:08:52.200 Nikki Glazier was texting me from Missouri and rage and 0:08:52.240 --> 0:08:54.520 her parents were enraged, and they thought that Matt was 0:08:54.559 --> 0:08:56.040 being a dumb dumb and that he should have just 0:08:56.360 --> 0:08:58.640 that was definitely not being a dumb dumb Matt was, 0:08:58.880 --> 0:09:02.840 you know. Mess was a classic case of guy sensing 0:09:02.880 --> 0:09:06.079 that girl's way into him and then like he's here 0:09:06.160 --> 0:09:07.880 like kind of like to the point of you said, like, 0:09:07.960 --> 0:09:10.000 this guy didn't even know who Chris Harrison is, so 0:09:10.040 --> 0:09:13.319 he hears the word fantasy. Sweet, he's baby, He's been 0:09:13.400 --> 0:09:15.640 hurt enough to be like, you know what happens in fantasy, 0:09:15.840 --> 0:09:17.960 so they like fucking Windmills, buddy, like you need to 0:09:18.000 --> 0:09:21.079 like step up, you know, and he was just like, 0:09:21.240 --> 0:09:24.080 I did this girl super into me. She's super cool. 0:09:24.400 --> 0:09:26.240 I respect the hell out of her. When a guy 0:09:26.280 --> 0:09:28.520 says that to you, and you're a girl like you 0:09:28.600 --> 0:09:30.600 does not want to have sex with you. And so 0:09:30.720 --> 0:09:33.800 he was super worried about like having sex with her 0:09:33.960 --> 0:09:36.240 and then being called an asshole. So he would rather 0:09:36.280 --> 0:09:38.360 be called an asshole by Rudy before he slept with 0:09:38.400 --> 0:09:41.000 her rather than after. Okay, so we had before he 0:09:41.120 --> 0:09:44.640 last we had a theory last week that they did 0:09:44.679 --> 0:09:47.840 it in the Haunted motel, which is why she got 0:09:47.880 --> 0:09:51.400 extra crey at the rehearsal. The theory was that they 0:09:51.720 --> 0:09:55.960 they they humped like near near Victorville, near the Bottle 0:09:56.040 --> 0:09:59.120 Ranch and that haunted motel. And then the next day 0:09:59.160 --> 0:10:00.640 he was like, oh my god, what did I do? 0:10:00.920 --> 0:10:04.199 And she's they're acting all weird at rehearsal because they 0:10:04.320 --> 0:10:06.560 because they did it. That was I thought this was 0:10:06.600 --> 0:10:09.400 common knowledge that they had. I actually was sure that 0:10:09.440 --> 0:10:12.040 they had slept together, because the next morning it was 0:10:12.120 --> 0:10:14.600 like bad head, you know, like the must up hair 0:10:14.840 --> 0:10:18.000 for her. Yeah, she had that the look of total 0:10:18.040 --> 0:10:20.640 release that we're also familiar with. I felt like she 0:10:20.760 --> 0:10:25.240 really to me, it's possible given the fact that like 0:10:25.320 --> 0:10:27.440 this this show is a little closer to like say 0:10:27.480 --> 0:10:29.880 Paradise for like, you don't you don't need the fancy 0:10:30.000 --> 0:10:32.800 sweet to like have sex in that world. That being said, 0:10:32.840 --> 0:10:36.000 like what has Matt shown us, Like he's he's a 0:10:36.000 --> 0:10:38.280 little skeptical of this world. He's a little nervous, he's 0:10:38.280 --> 0:10:41.079 a little self conscious about it. And so he was 0:10:41.120 --> 0:10:43.080 just like, I'm not having sex with anyone, Like there's 0:10:43.120 --> 0:10:49.720 cameras everywhere, Like this fear of like, definitely did no jacket. 0:10:50.720 --> 0:10:52.240 I feel like he did it and then was like, 0:10:52.240 --> 0:10:54.560 oh my god, what did I do? And now and 0:10:54.679 --> 0:10:56.800 now she's all over me, and now we're at a 0:10:56.800 --> 0:11:01.560 Shaggy concert and now listen. This is nothing against Rudy, 0:11:01.640 --> 0:11:04.240 but she said, like Dave one her episode one, She's like, 0:11:04.280 --> 0:11:06.560 I fall fast, I fall hard. She I think she 0:11:06.640 --> 0:11:09.640 referred to herself as a little crazy, which is totally fine. 0:11:10.000 --> 0:11:13.960 So I'm simply saying, like, I don't think she had to, 0:11:14.120 --> 0:11:16.319 you know, get some dick to get crazy. I think 0:11:16.360 --> 0:11:19.480 she was capable of being this way without it. Like 0:11:19.559 --> 0:11:23.319 I think, it doesn't hurt, It doesn't hurt, it doesn't 0:11:23.480 --> 0:11:29.520 into things. It's the Also keep in mind she's being 0:11:29.640 --> 0:11:31.920 constantly asked by everyone, do you think Matt likes you? 0:11:31.960 --> 0:11:33.560 Do you think he doesn't like you? And like they're 0:11:33.559 --> 0:11:36.600 just she's just getting driven nuts, you know what I'm saying, Like, 0:11:37.120 --> 0:11:39.160 we haven't had in the moments, Michelle, You know I 0:11:39.200 --> 0:11:41.400 haven't had in the moment. Can we ask that's true? 0:11:41.440 --> 0:11:43.240 Can we ask a question? Or can I ask a question? 0:11:43.440 --> 0:11:44.960 How do you think the show was pitched to these 0:11:44.960 --> 0:11:46.840 contestants though? Do you think it was sold to them 0:11:47.080 --> 0:11:49.760 as a singing competition for single people where their date 0:11:49.840 --> 0:11:52.600 they're going to date, or as a show where they're 0:11:52.600 --> 0:11:54.880 gonna find love and also sing because I think it 0:11:54.920 --> 0:11:57.680 was pitched as a singing competition and this guy got 0:11:58.280 --> 0:12:01.000 I think a little bamboozled that came to when ended 0:12:01.040 --> 0:12:04.800 up happening. That's a good question. I don't know, because 0:12:04.800 --> 0:12:06.320 it wasn't about the singing at all. They were not 0:12:06.440 --> 0:12:09.080 judged on their singing. They were judged on their chemistry, 0:12:09.320 --> 0:12:11.480 you know, and can you look up? I feel like 0:12:11.520 --> 0:12:14.840 there were ads. Didn't they have ads for it? Or 0:12:15.000 --> 0:12:17.560 like the the equivalent of the crazy ads that they're 0:12:17.559 --> 0:12:20.960 fishing with Claire Crawley right now. Like I feel that 0:12:21.000 --> 0:12:23.360 there were ads, just as they ran ads with the 0:12:23.480 --> 0:12:25.920 seniors that they were trying to cast. I feel like 0:12:25.960 --> 0:12:29.600 I saw an ad for what they were fishing for. 0:12:30.320 --> 0:12:32.160 By the way, I still can't handle the Claire ads. 0:12:32.440 --> 0:12:36.640 The Claire ads, dude, if you are the bachelorette, and 0:12:36.720 --> 0:12:40.760 like they're literally making it feel like it's like like 0:12:40.840 --> 0:12:44.360 this beautiful woman. They're like, come on, your great aunt 0:12:44.440 --> 0:12:48.200 Shelley needs love to like the girls ads for own 0:12:48.280 --> 0:12:51.520 TV or like for our time it's just everything about it. 0:12:51.600 --> 0:12:56.120 So Claire's thirty nine, so don't dress her like a 0:12:56.160 --> 0:12:59.959 twenty two year old. But she she's beautiful. She looks 0:13:00.200 --> 0:13:03.560 very young. Dressed her like like a like a mature 0:13:04.679 --> 0:13:07.320 nine year old, not like a forty five fifty year old. 0:13:07.559 --> 0:13:10.400 It's like a forty five year old. Like Bordello the Madam, 0:13:10.840 --> 0:13:13.360 like a Bordello Jackie Collins. It's like she was the 0:13:13.400 --> 0:13:18.160 baddest madam in the world. Look like like Western movie. Yeah, 0:13:18.480 --> 0:13:20.160 it looks like a photo like she's a character in 0:13:20.160 --> 0:13:24.480 an old Western movie. She runs a brothel like sweet 0:13:24.600 --> 0:13:27.440 seeing Mama Clair, see Mama Claire, and he's love to 0:13:28.400 --> 0:13:31.640 you know with blur. There's like a blur over the letter. 0:13:31.800 --> 0:13:34.240 Even the letters aren't Chris, like the edges are bleeding out, 0:13:34.280 --> 0:13:40.040 like her lips wrinkled lips exactly as if she's been smoking, 0:13:40.120 --> 0:13:42.040 Like do he packs a day and you just put 0:13:42.120 --> 0:13:46.640 vasiline all over her, like beautiful face all over the 0:13:47.040 --> 0:13:50.640 snared it on the five like everything. Speaking of speaking 0:13:50.640 --> 0:13:52.640 of Nicky Glazer, like that's the first episode and I 0:13:52.679 --> 0:13:54.840 had her on my podcast to recap it. She was 0:13:54.880 --> 0:13:57.679 just like, why are they doing this to her? Like why, 0:13:57.880 --> 0:13:59.920 It's like they're begging for guys to like listen, to 0:14:00.040 --> 0:14:03.880 do this for everyone. But you combine that photo with 0:14:03.920 --> 0:14:08.080 the fact that just like it comes across like please anyone, anyone, 0:14:08.120 --> 0:14:11.040 and they're they're literally calling her old in the ad. 0:14:11.160 --> 0:14:13.079 All right, you guys, I'm taking So here we are. 0:14:13.080 --> 0:14:15.360 We're at the start of Listen to Your Heart finale. 0:14:15.760 --> 0:14:18.199 We're not taking the Why would we drive the buses 0:14:18.200 --> 0:14:21.080 that we rented from from Vegas to Nashville when we 0:14:21.080 --> 0:14:25.160 can fly? So they fly to Nashville, and um, somebody 0:14:25.200 --> 0:14:27.480 emailed us that Jamie's all excited that she's home. But 0:14:27.600 --> 0:14:30.800 somebody emailed us that they rented her their place and 0:14:30.800 --> 0:14:33.400 that she moved there last summer, so she's actually only 0:14:33.480 --> 0:14:36.600 lived in Nashville since last summer. According to one of 0:14:36.600 --> 0:14:40.840 our listeners, UM, Trevor's plan is to move to Nashville 0:14:40.840 --> 0:14:44.080 because Jamie's there. Let's talk about that for a hot second. 0:14:44.640 --> 0:14:48.000 Did he say because Jamie's there or he was saying 0:14:48.080 --> 0:14:51.200 he said my plant. She says that he his plan 0:14:51.320 --> 0:14:54.280 is to move to Nashville because she lives there. I 0:14:54.280 --> 0:14:58.200 don't buy it. Do you buy it? No? I mean 0:14:58.320 --> 0:15:03.160 spoiler alert we're already broken up with Jamie. That's what 0:15:03.240 --> 0:15:06.360 NICKI wanted to know. Anna, you just sent me the thing. 0:15:06.400 --> 0:15:08.800 What did it say? What does the ad say for 0:15:08.880 --> 0:15:11.160 the Bachelor? This is for the how they pitched it. 0:15:11.600 --> 0:15:15.680 It says single or seeking single singer musicians for new 0:15:15.720 --> 0:15:20.720 ABC dating show synopsis, Are you a single musician looking 0:15:20.760 --> 0:15:23.160 for love? And it says yeah, people who are ready 0:15:23.200 --> 0:15:27.200 to find love all ethnicities. By the way, I'm how 0:15:27.280 --> 0:15:29.480 you said magician, and I would also watch that show 0:15:29.520 --> 0:15:36.880 if they have started the same magician show. By the way, 0:15:36.880 --> 0:15:39.000 if you guys have, If you guys have never been 0:15:39.040 --> 0:15:41.080 to the Magic Castle in Los Angeles, where you have 0:15:41.160 --> 0:15:42.840 to like to be a member, you have to be 0:15:42.880 --> 0:15:45.720 able to execute a magic trick and it's the most 0:15:45.760 --> 0:15:48.640 amazing thing. And you've never been. I'm sorry, but you've 0:15:48.640 --> 0:15:51.200 never been in a room with so many like adult 0:15:51.240 --> 0:15:55.080 male versions. It's the horneous room. And then you get 0:15:55.080 --> 0:15:57.600 like the weird magic groupies that are there to like 0:15:57.920 --> 0:15:59.640 that you can tell these ladies at the bar like 0:15:59.680 --> 0:16:02.320 only bone magicians. I did go on a date there 0:16:02.360 --> 0:16:03.880 once and I made out in the sleight of hand, 0:16:04.080 --> 0:16:07.480 So there we go. Wow, did he have a dragon 0:16:07.600 --> 0:16:14.520 robot he pulled I pulled a rabbit out of my pants. No, 0:16:14.720 --> 0:16:17.440 I was very drunk and it was fun. But there 0:16:17.440 --> 0:16:21.240 we got um. Okay. So they go and they're like, okay. 0:16:21.320 --> 0:16:23.560 Chris Harrison comes in. He says, there's gonna be fantasy 0:16:24.040 --> 0:16:26.920 there's gonna be fantasy suitets and at this point you 0:16:27.040 --> 0:16:29.480 better be on the same page. And cut to met 0:16:29.480 --> 0:16:33.040 in a full panic and they're at the Hermitage Hotel, 0:16:33.480 --> 0:16:36.120 which is flut Sea, and they're like, it's really classy. 0:16:36.280 --> 0:16:40.200 Nixon stayed here. There was it was the least sexy hotel. 0:16:40.240 --> 0:16:43.240 It felt very elegant, but like very grand. It was 0:16:43.280 --> 0:16:46.720 like doing it amidst your grandmother's doilies. Nothing says sex 0:16:46.800 --> 0:16:50.560 like a place that Richard Nixon slept in. Ye, right, 0:16:52.360 --> 0:16:54.640 it feels like Nashville. Such a cool Channe. I'm like, 0:16:54.680 --> 0:16:58.240 this is the oddest choice of lodging. Would you want 0:16:58.240 --> 0:17:02.160 to get in the Bone Zone and the Hermitage? Michelle me, well, 0:17:02.160 --> 0:17:04.399 you know what, I reek of class I think everyone 0:17:04.400 --> 0:17:08.280 in this podcast can agree, so I would, And given that, 0:17:08.320 --> 0:17:10.600 like it's been what two months since we've been locked up, 0:17:11.200 --> 0:17:15.320 I would, Um, I pretty much have sex anywhere uh, 0:17:15.359 --> 0:17:19.600 you know the Labardia Hilton. Uh looks real nice these days. 0:17:19.640 --> 0:17:24.040 So yeah, I would, I would Nick. Uh yeah, I 0:17:24.040 --> 0:17:29.680 mean clearly I've shown that anywhere, Like I don't, that's 0:17:29.800 --> 0:17:32.199 I mean, you're there was just something I was like, 0:17:32.240 --> 0:17:34.600 it was so it felt very old fashioned. I'm like, 0:17:34.600 --> 0:17:37.040 this is so strange. Well, I mean again, like again, 0:17:37.160 --> 0:17:39.200 I feel like I'm I'm defending or you know, giving 0:17:39.200 --> 0:17:41.920 away trade secrets here. But like that's clearly the hotel 0:17:42.000 --> 0:17:44.160 going to the show being like, this is what we'd 0:17:44.160 --> 0:17:48.120 like you to say about our hotel. Yes, so it's 0:17:48.119 --> 0:17:51.080 always it's always weird. And then then the producers will 0:17:51.119 --> 0:17:53.120 go to like the cast members be like, so could 0:17:53.200 --> 0:17:56.840 you you just remind the audience that Nixon hung out here, 0:17:57.280 --> 0:18:00.639 And then like Trevor, who's never heard of Nixon, he 0:18:00.760 --> 0:18:03.880 was just like so like yeah, this like amazing president. 0:18:03.920 --> 0:18:06.200 You know, yeah, he was great. He was the best 0:18:06.200 --> 0:18:09.440 president we had. Who all right, Um, So then we 0:18:09.520 --> 0:18:12.600 see man full spin out and he whispers we have 0:18:12.680 --> 0:18:16.679 to talk after, and Rudy's like after what He's like everything. 0:18:17.000 --> 0:18:20.320 So we see him like pacing the hallway, freaking out, 0:18:20.359 --> 0:18:26.119 full panic attack, and um, and they get unchained melody. Chris, 0:18:26.200 --> 0:18:29.240 Chris gets that, and they're all excited. I know. I mean, 0:18:31.960 --> 0:18:35.000 you know what I say, Chane, that melody, I'm over it. 0:18:35.760 --> 0:18:38.560 They need the melody, they need to change the work. 0:18:38.600 --> 0:18:41.880 I have to say ghost the Ghost Pottery scene did 0:18:41.920 --> 0:18:47.720 that song in um It just was watching Rudy and 0:18:47.760 --> 0:18:50.000 Matt spin out and she's hiding under the pillows and 0:18:50.040 --> 0:18:53.800 everybody else's rehearsing and she's dying slowly, and then he 0:18:54.440 --> 0:18:56.080 climbs in. He's like, do you want to sit on 0:18:56.119 --> 0:18:58.520 the couch. He's like getting to know. He's been amazing. 0:18:59.040 --> 0:19:00.760 You know. I love getting to sing with you, and 0:19:00.800 --> 0:19:04.240 I believed this was the most amazing musical experience. But 0:19:04.600 --> 0:19:07.040 I'm hearing this stuff from Chris Harrison. It's hard for 0:19:07.080 --> 0:19:09.320 me that we're not at the same level. I'm gonna 0:19:09.320 --> 0:19:12.680 feel like an idiot, but I can't get there, and 0:19:12.680 --> 0:19:14.240 and I don't want you to resent me. And he 0:19:14.359 --> 0:19:17.680 tapped out, and I just I couldn't believe he robbed 0:19:17.760 --> 0:19:22.280 us of the songs. I don't know, Nick, what do 0:19:22.280 --> 0:19:24.320 you what do you think? I was already over the show, 0:19:24.400 --> 0:19:25.760 so for this to happen, I was like, all right, 0:19:25.840 --> 0:19:27.960 let's just let's just get to the end. I think 0:19:27.960 --> 0:19:32.840 that again, I think it had more to do with 0:19:34.200 --> 0:19:36.320 Matt was just living in fear at that point. He 0:19:36.400 --> 0:19:40.280 just wanted out. I was so confused about the fantasy 0:19:40.320 --> 0:19:42.720 sweet thing because it felt like they were giving everyone 0:19:42.760 --> 0:19:45.320 like it felt like people were staying in hotel rooms together, 0:19:45.600 --> 0:19:47.760 and then it didn't get it. You know, Like Chris 0:19:47.760 --> 0:19:49.840 Harrison is really good at his job, right, Like he's 0:19:49.960 --> 0:19:53.120 very good at walking in and out of nowhere, like 0:19:53.119 --> 0:19:56.600 like putting a level of like weight on every situation, 0:19:56.720 --> 0:19:58.919 and it's almost like I loved how it was kind 0:19:58.920 --> 0:20:00.200 of funny. I think it was like brand in the 0:20:00.240 --> 0:20:02.840 middle of the season. It was like episode three where 0:20:02.920 --> 0:20:05.920 Chris is like everything's changing. Everyone's like we just got here, 0:20:05.960 --> 0:20:08.560 and the look of confusion on Brandon's face where Chris 0:20:08.600 --> 0:20:10.199 Harrison's like, you need to decide if you were in 0:20:10.240 --> 0:20:12.800 love right now, and you know, but Chris is going 0:20:12.840 --> 0:20:15.480 at his job, so he comes in there and like 0:20:15.560 --> 0:20:17.480 everyone's just like, hey, are you ready to are you 0:20:17.520 --> 0:20:19.440 ready to move forward? You're ready to make this commitment? 0:20:19.480 --> 0:20:21.439 And then you always have like people like Jamie or 0:20:21.440 --> 0:20:23.760 whatever in this world being like fuck yeah, man, I'm 0:20:23.800 --> 0:20:25.679 ready to die for this person. And then you have 0:20:25.840 --> 0:20:28.119 the person like Matt who's just like what is going 0:20:28.320 --> 0:20:31.040 on here? Like do I need to like you know, 0:20:31.200 --> 0:20:34.160 like he's that that's that's what you see Matt doing. Also, 0:20:34.280 --> 0:20:36.199 keep in mind, like the pacing of Matt might have 0:20:36.240 --> 0:20:39.680 been him walking for thirty seconds, you know, like they 0:20:39.720 --> 0:20:41.679 make it seem like it was a nine hour like 0:20:41.840 --> 0:20:44.800 marathon for Matt, but it's entirely possible he was like, 0:20:45.240 --> 0:20:48.000 you know, really thirsty and couldn't get a coke and 0:20:48.040 --> 0:20:50.399