1 00:00:00,240 --> 00:00:03,040 Speaker 1: What up a pterochondrey and guess what, You're having an 2 00:00:03,040 --> 00:00:06,160 Speaker 1: acid flashback. That's right, you're flashing back right now to 3 00:00:06,160 --> 00:00:08,440 Speaker 1: a favorite past episode of Bombing. This one's with my 4 00:00:08,480 --> 00:00:11,320 Speaker 1: friend Nikki Glazer, who's absolutely crushing. 5 00:00:10,880 --> 00:00:11,440 Speaker 2: It this year. 6 00:00:11,480 --> 00:00:13,000 Speaker 1: But you know what, a lot of people are saying, 7 00:00:13,039 --> 00:00:15,200 Speaker 1: she would have never hosted the Golden Globes if she. 8 00:00:15,160 --> 00:00:16,920 Speaker 2: Hadn't gone on my podcast first. 9 00:00:17,040 --> 00:00:19,960 Speaker 1: I'm taking all the credit, honey, she's even saying that. 10 00:00:20,079 --> 00:00:22,520 Speaker 2: Take a listen. The acid flashback starts. 11 00:00:22,200 --> 00:00:31,840 Speaker 3: Now, boy with aery codre. 12 00:00:32,400 --> 00:00:34,760 Speaker 2: Do you know the premise of this podcast is called Bombing? 13 00:00:34,920 --> 00:00:37,239 Speaker 4: Yeah, I do. I've thought about some bombs and I. 14 00:00:37,640 --> 00:00:39,599 Speaker 2: Just want to know what the worst bomb you've ever 15 00:00:39,640 --> 00:00:39,960 Speaker 2: had is. 16 00:00:40,080 --> 00:00:42,200 Speaker 4: I think I black out. Really bad things happened. 17 00:00:41,880 --> 00:00:44,159 Speaker 2: To me, but black it back in, girl, white it 18 00:00:44,200 --> 00:00:44,760 Speaker 2: in okay. 19 00:00:44,840 --> 00:00:47,919 Speaker 4: But the worst time I've fainted on stage was probably 20 00:00:47,960 --> 00:00:49,080 Speaker 4: the biggest I've ever bombed. 21 00:00:49,479 --> 00:00:52,839 Speaker 2: You fainted on stage live? That's my worst nightmare. 22 00:00:53,120 --> 00:00:54,640 Speaker 4: It was the first time I ever fainted. I didn't 23 00:00:54,680 --> 00:00:56,120 Speaker 4: even know it could be a thing that I would 24 00:00:56,120 --> 00:00:58,959 Speaker 4: ever happen to me, and it was. It was so. 25 00:00:59,080 --> 00:01:03,400 Speaker 2: Bad what happened. I was doing a gig. 26 00:01:03,440 --> 00:01:06,080 Speaker 4: It was two thousand and seven. It was right before 27 00:01:06,640 --> 00:01:11,720 Speaker 4: the Montreal Comedy Festival, right before that week, and I 28 00:01:11,720 --> 00:01:13,679 Speaker 4: had got New Faces, which is a thing that's like 29 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:16,880 Speaker 4: welcome to the industry. It's Nicky Glazer and it's like 30 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:20,280 Speaker 4: you're being presented. It's so much pressure going to Montreal 31 00:01:20,319 --> 00:01:22,399 Speaker 4: to get flown out there. It's like you're you really 32 00:01:22,400 --> 00:01:24,720 Speaker 4: feel like it's just like star search. Moment, you're one chance, 33 00:01:24,720 --> 00:01:25,280 Speaker 4: you're one shot. 34 00:01:25,360 --> 00:01:28,720 Speaker 2: They fly you out spirit air, middle seat, connecting plates. 35 00:01:28,800 --> 00:01:32,280 Speaker 4: Yeah, they give you no predamn it's and then you 36 00:01:32,319 --> 00:01:33,760 Speaker 4: do one five minutes set, so. 37 00:01:33,880 --> 00:01:35,280 Speaker 2: You had to pay for your own hotel. 38 00:01:35,800 --> 00:01:38,720 Speaker 4: I think you actually did at some point. You to 39 00:01:38,760 --> 00:01:42,000 Speaker 4: go and you do five minutes on a packed show 40 00:01:42,440 --> 00:01:47,920 Speaker 4: with fifteen other people and Tom Pop is hosted, and 41 00:01:48,320 --> 00:01:50,680 Speaker 4: you go out into a crowd of French people in 42 00:01:50,720 --> 00:01:53,680 Speaker 4: the industry and they're not great, and the room is 43 00:01:53,800 --> 00:01:56,640 Speaker 4: big and echoing, weird, and I was too young. The 44 00:01:56,680 --> 00:01:58,440 Speaker 4: thing is, you want to be old in your class 45 00:01:58,480 --> 00:02:00,000 Speaker 4: of new Faces. 46 00:02:00,160 --> 00:02:02,160 Speaker 2: What year do you go? I didn't even think about that. 47 00:02:02,280 --> 00:02:03,880 Speaker 4: You want to be the best, and whoever's the best 48 00:02:03,880 --> 00:02:05,880 Speaker 4: is usually the oldest. What you don't want to be 49 00:02:05,880 --> 00:02:08,640 Speaker 4: the old old man that is, like we have one novels, 50 00:02:08,720 --> 00:02:10,600 Speaker 4: like sixty year old man. But you want to be 51 00:02:10,639 --> 00:02:13,119 Speaker 4: the person who's been doing stand up the longest relatively. 52 00:02:13,240 --> 00:02:15,760 Speaker 2: Yeah, I didn't think about that. Maybe I went too early. 53 00:02:15,840 --> 00:02:16,480 Speaker 4: A lot of us did. 54 00:02:16,680 --> 00:02:21,800 Speaker 5: I did Aspen Comedy Festival. H okay, hbo Aspen Company 55 00:02:21,840 --> 00:02:25,840 Speaker 5: Festival in two thousand and six. I'd been doing comedy 56 00:02:25,880 --> 00:02:26,640 Speaker 5: for three years. 57 00:02:26,800 --> 00:02:28,280 Speaker 4: Oh wow, wait, so that you did? 58 00:02:28,320 --> 00:02:28,359 Speaker 2: Not? 59 00:02:28,480 --> 00:02:29,320 Speaker 4: That did not pop you. 60 00:02:29,680 --> 00:02:34,079 Speaker 5: I'm still working a temp job and waiting tables. 61 00:02:35,440 --> 00:02:37,720 Speaker 2: It helped, it did help. I got an agent out 62 00:02:37,720 --> 00:02:37,920 Speaker 2: of them. 63 00:02:37,960 --> 00:02:38,480 Speaker 4: Oh that's good. 64 00:02:38,560 --> 00:02:40,320 Speaker 5: Yeah, I got an agent out of it. It was 65 00:02:40,320 --> 00:02:41,919 Speaker 5: the first time I got like representation. 66 00:02:42,040 --> 00:02:44,440 Speaker 2: But I did. I wasn't making cuckoo books at all. 67 00:02:44,639 --> 00:02:45,880 Speaker 4: You didn't sign any deals? 68 00:02:46,120 --> 00:02:48,680 Speaker 2: Did not sign any deals? No, so wait, what did you? 69 00:02:48,800 --> 00:02:49,480 Speaker 2: How did you faint? 70 00:02:49,720 --> 00:02:52,040 Speaker 4: So weeks leading up to this, I was so nervous, 71 00:02:52,120 --> 00:02:53,800 Speaker 4: so I was having like a raging eating disorder. I 72 00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:55,120 Speaker 4: was like not eating all day, and then I was 73 00:02:55,160 --> 00:02:57,400 Speaker 4: like running after work, and I was temping out of jobs, 74 00:02:57,400 --> 00:02:59,760 Speaker 4: and I was falling asleep constantly because I was so malnourished, 75 00:02:59,760 --> 00:03:01,840 Speaker 4: and I was smoking so much weed, and just like 76 00:03:02,480 --> 00:03:05,000 Speaker 4: literally my diet was like weed and like a froyo 77 00:03:05,120 --> 00:03:07,600 Speaker 4: every day. And then sometimes I'd let myself eat a 78 00:03:07,600 --> 00:03:10,000 Speaker 4: full meal if I was getting it for free, because 79 00:03:10,040 --> 00:03:13,080 Speaker 4: I was doing a show where they give you a meal, 80 00:03:13,080 --> 00:03:14,680 Speaker 4: and that would be by my one, like I'm gonna 81 00:03:14,720 --> 00:03:17,920 Speaker 4: go bananas because it's free. So I was doing Hennesses, 82 00:03:18,360 --> 00:03:21,160 Speaker 4: which is a restaurant in Dana Point, which is like 83 00:03:21,200 --> 00:03:24,520 Speaker 4: in the OC, and I had drove there after work. 84 00:03:24,560 --> 00:03:26,840 Speaker 4: I also had run after work and smoked weed right 85 00:03:26,880 --> 00:03:28,519 Speaker 4: before I left. So I drive down there. I haven't 86 00:03:28,560 --> 00:03:32,960 Speaker 4: eaten all day. You're wild, wild, out of control, trying 87 00:03:32,960 --> 00:03:36,560 Speaker 4: to have so much control, thinking I'm killing it. Days 88 00:03:36,960 --> 00:03:39,520 Speaker 4: I did, but I hadn't drink. I wasn't planning on drinking. 89 00:03:39,560 --> 00:03:39,680 Speaker 2: Then. 90 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:41,440 Speaker 4: I think when I was in control phases of like 91 00:03:41,440 --> 00:03:43,520 Speaker 4: I gotta lock it in. I'm doing Montreal, I would 92 00:03:43,520 --> 00:03:47,080 Speaker 4: like lessen the drinking, weed, smoke, more diet, like control, 93 00:03:47,160 --> 00:03:49,800 Speaker 4: control and so, and I think drinking was like that 94 00:03:49,840 --> 00:03:51,760 Speaker 4: will make me fat. So I was just like I 95 00:03:51,800 --> 00:03:54,560 Speaker 4: thought being skinny enough was gonna get me something there 96 00:03:54,640 --> 00:03:56,440 Speaker 4: or make me funnier. I don't know what the fuck. 97 00:03:56,840 --> 00:04:00,760 Speaker 4: So I got to the show and I was I 98 00:04:00,800 --> 00:04:03,000 Speaker 4: was like, I knew that I was feeling weak, and 99 00:04:03,040 --> 00:04:04,839 Speaker 4: I was like, I need to order. So I ordered 100 00:04:04,920 --> 00:04:06,720 Speaker 4: right away and they go, you can go up next, 101 00:04:06,760 --> 00:04:08,720 Speaker 4: and I was like, I really need to eat something, 102 00:04:08,840 --> 00:04:10,400 Speaker 4: and They're like, just go up next and then your food. 103 00:04:10,440 --> 00:04:12,280 Speaker 4: I'll be ready when you're done. I was like, okay, 104 00:04:12,360 --> 00:04:14,440 Speaker 4: So I go up and right when I'm up there, 105 00:04:14,520 --> 00:04:16,400 Speaker 4: I start to kind of feel like, oh God, but 106 00:04:16,440 --> 00:04:18,479 Speaker 4: I don't know the feeling, and I'm kind of having 107 00:04:18,520 --> 00:04:21,239 Speaker 4: cognitive issues for the first time I think ever, maybe 108 00:04:21,480 --> 00:04:24,960 Speaker 4: where like you can't think of what you're saying, and 109 00:04:25,440 --> 00:04:27,960 Speaker 4: you don't at first, you start panicking because you're like, 110 00:04:27,960 --> 00:04:29,400 Speaker 4: why am I not thinking what I'm saying? So then 111 00:04:29,440 --> 00:04:30,880 Speaker 4: you can't think of what you're saying because you're panicking 112 00:04:30,880 --> 00:04:33,440 Speaker 4: about you's not thinking so it and then the tunnel 113 00:04:33,480 --> 00:04:35,919 Speaker 4: vision started and that's when I was like, oh, oh, 114 00:04:36,120 --> 00:04:37,839 Speaker 4: systems are shutting down. And I just said to the 115 00:04:37,839 --> 00:04:40,120 Speaker 4: front row, I was like, I think I'm gonna faint, 116 00:04:40,839 --> 00:04:43,840 Speaker 4: and I go, is that is that awkward? And then 117 00:04:43,880 --> 00:04:46,840 Speaker 4: this woman just goes yeah, and I was like it 118 00:04:46,880 --> 00:04:49,080 Speaker 4: is and then I just boomed. And then I had 119 00:04:49,080 --> 00:04:50,839 Speaker 4: a dream that I was in the ocean and that 120 00:04:50,920 --> 00:04:53,279 Speaker 4: I was like washing up on the shore. But it 121 00:04:53,320 --> 00:04:55,960 Speaker 4: was like me like falling against this like fucking railing 122 00:04:55,960 --> 00:04:57,680 Speaker 4: that was behind me because there was nothing else. And 123 00:04:57,720 --> 00:04:59,200 Speaker 4: then it was the guys like coming up to catch 124 00:04:59,200 --> 00:05:01,960 Speaker 4: me because I was like just crumpled on stage. And 125 00:05:02,480 --> 00:05:04,839 Speaker 4: then I had a dream after the waves crashing, which 126 00:05:04,920 --> 00:05:06,479 Speaker 4: lasted a really long time. I had a dream that 127 00:05:06,520 --> 00:05:09,240 Speaker 4: I fainted on stage and I was like, that's embarrassing. 128 00:05:09,320 --> 00:05:10,440 Speaker 4: And then you know when you wake up from a 129 00:05:10,480 --> 00:05:13,320 Speaker 4: dream and you're like, thank God, that didn't happen, like 130 00:05:13,360 --> 00:05:15,720 Speaker 4: you're like yes, So I just I had that moment 131 00:05:15,760 --> 00:05:17,760 Speaker 4: of like, oh I got it in fade on stage, 132 00:05:17,800 --> 00:05:20,159 Speaker 4: and then I woke up and I'm like, oh, it's real, 133 00:05:20,400 --> 00:05:22,440 Speaker 4: And it was like the worst realization. 134 00:05:22,600 --> 00:05:22,800 Speaker 3: It was. 135 00:05:22,920 --> 00:05:25,320 Speaker 4: I've never had it where you think a nightmare is 136 00:05:25,600 --> 00:05:28,520 Speaker 4: a nightmareage and then it turns into real. It was 137 00:05:28,560 --> 00:05:31,599 Speaker 4: the first time, and I was it was so embarrassing. 138 00:05:31,600 --> 00:05:33,440 Speaker 4: The room was dead quiet. I think I woke up 139 00:05:33,440 --> 00:05:37,400 Speaker 4: from like the quiet, and I was like murmuring I 140 00:05:37,480 --> 00:05:40,000 Speaker 4: was diabetic into the microphone because I think and I'm 141 00:05:40,040 --> 00:05:42,640 Speaker 4: not I think I just wanted to generate some kind 142 00:05:42,680 --> 00:05:45,080 Speaker 4: of excuse that wasn't like my manner exic, you know, 143 00:05:45,200 --> 00:05:47,279 Speaker 4: like I just think that my brain was trying. So 144 00:05:47,320 --> 00:05:49,360 Speaker 4: they were all like, you're diabetic. I'm like what, No, 145 00:05:49,960 --> 00:05:51,920 Speaker 4: And then I ran into the bathroom because I was 146 00:05:51,960 --> 00:05:54,200 Speaker 4: so embarrassed, and I'm in the stall and I'm just like, 147 00:05:54,400 --> 00:05:56,040 Speaker 4: it's right off the stage and there's like hundreds of 148 00:05:56,080 --> 00:05:57,760 Speaker 4: people in this room. This is a big and they're 149 00:05:57,760 --> 00:06:00,640 Speaker 4: all eating dinner. They're all eating like they're shrink platters, 150 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:03,599 Speaker 4: and it's dead silent on stage, and I'm in this 151 00:06:03,640 --> 00:06:05,560 Speaker 4: stoll and I'm by myself. No one's else is in there, 152 00:06:05,560 --> 00:06:07,400 Speaker 4: and I was just like, my life is over. Like 153 00:06:07,400 --> 00:06:08,720 Speaker 4: for some reason, I thought this would get out and 154 00:06:08,720 --> 00:06:10,880 Speaker 4: people would be like she's a liability, and it was 155 00:06:10,960 --> 00:06:13,239 Speaker 4: just felt it was wrapped up in my eating disorder 156 00:06:13,279 --> 00:06:15,600 Speaker 4: at the time too. Like fainting is like really like 157 00:06:15,960 --> 00:06:18,000 Speaker 4: I had been anarexic for so many years and never 158 00:06:18,040 --> 00:06:19,800 Speaker 4: fainted and kind of prided myself on it because that's 159 00:06:19,800 --> 00:06:21,800 Speaker 4: when people are like, you need help, you're fainting, and 160 00:06:21,880 --> 00:06:24,080 Speaker 4: I like never got to that level. So this is 161 00:06:24,120 --> 00:06:25,719 Speaker 4: the first time that I was like, oh god, my 162 00:06:25,800 --> 00:06:28,680 Speaker 4: disease is like ruining my life and making it so 163 00:06:28,680 --> 00:06:32,000 Speaker 4: I can't stand up like this is embarrassing, so I 164 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:34,880 Speaker 4: would then I was in. Then I got surge of anger, 165 00:06:34,920 --> 00:06:36,840 Speaker 4: anger because I was so embarrassed, you know, like that 166 00:06:36,960 --> 00:06:38,600 Speaker 4: Dane Cook joke of like when you trip and you're 167 00:06:38,640 --> 00:06:40,840 Speaker 4: like what the fuck with like the side where you 168 00:06:40,880 --> 00:06:42,760 Speaker 4: get like mad at whatever's behind you, but you're really 169 00:06:42,839 --> 00:06:43,839 Speaker 4: just so embarrassed. 170 00:06:43,920 --> 00:06:44,120 Speaker 1: Yeah. 171 00:06:44,240 --> 00:06:46,920 Speaker 4: So then I just was like filled with anger because 172 00:06:46,960 --> 00:06:49,200 Speaker 4: I was just like, so fuck, it's too many feelings. 173 00:06:49,240 --> 00:06:51,600 Speaker 4: And I burst out the doors of the women's room 174 00:06:51,600 --> 00:06:55,719 Speaker 4: when I go fuck to this room of people that 175 00:06:55,760 --> 00:06:58,680 Speaker 4: are just like sitting there with it waiting for me 176 00:06:58,720 --> 00:06:59,240 Speaker 4: to come out. 177 00:06:59,120 --> 00:07:01,160 Speaker 2: Because the worry I didn't end. 178 00:07:01,560 --> 00:07:03,359 Speaker 4: And then I shot straight to the right and I 179 00:07:03,400 --> 00:07:06,520 Speaker 4: went into the kitchen to be like I ate my block. 180 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:10,520 Speaker 4: Like I was just like crazy yelling I'm not this 181 00:07:10,600 --> 00:07:13,280 Speaker 4: type of person. But it was just an overwhelming I've 182 00:07:13,320 --> 00:07:15,400 Speaker 4: never felt so embarrassed. I've never had something happen to 183 00:07:15,440 --> 00:07:20,040 Speaker 4: me like that. I came to my senses inside I'm 184 00:07:20,080 --> 00:07:22,120 Speaker 4: like stuffing bread into my face in the kitchen and 185 00:07:22,120 --> 00:07:24,560 Speaker 4: then I'm like, oh my god, there's only one way 186 00:07:24,560 --> 00:07:27,280 Speaker 4: out of this kitchen, I gotta go back through. And 187 00:07:27,360 --> 00:07:29,760 Speaker 4: I was so already like calmed down to feel like 188 00:07:30,080 --> 00:07:33,560 Speaker 4: that was really embarrassing. How I like just that it happened, 189 00:07:33,560 --> 00:07:36,120 Speaker 4: but also how I responded like this is awful. And 190 00:07:36,120 --> 00:07:41,240 Speaker 4: so then I just sheepishly walked out of the room 191 00:07:41,440 --> 00:07:44,480 Speaker 4: and everyone like applauded, and I was like, oh my god, 192 00:07:44,840 --> 00:07:47,680 Speaker 4: and now I'm getting credit for like we're walking. This 193 00:07:47,960 --> 00:07:50,200 Speaker 4: was so embarrassing, and then I had to convince them 194 00:07:50,200 --> 00:07:52,040 Speaker 4: all I was okay to drive home. I'm like, no, 195 00:07:52,160 --> 00:07:53,920 Speaker 4: I swear, but I couldn't say what it was. I 196 00:07:53,960 --> 00:07:55,320 Speaker 4: was like, it is because I didn't eat all day, 197 00:07:55,360 --> 00:07:58,040 Speaker 4: Like I was just too embarrassed of it. But yeah, 198 00:07:58,080 --> 00:08:00,000 Speaker 4: and then that has happened to me one other time, 199 00:08:00,160 --> 00:08:03,560 Speaker 4: but I knew I like took an edible once in Montreal, actually, 200 00:08:03,560 --> 00:08:06,280 Speaker 4: but years and years later, and it hadn't had nothing 201 00:08:06,280 --> 00:08:08,000 Speaker 4: to do with my diet, but like an edible kicked 202 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:10,960 Speaker 4: in as I was on stage because the show was 203 00:08:11,040 --> 00:08:13,200 Speaker 4: earlier than I thought, and I wanted to kick in 204 00:08:13,200 --> 00:08:15,640 Speaker 4: when I was on a treadmill, but instead I missed. 205 00:08:15,800 --> 00:08:17,320 Speaker 4: I think called me while I was on a treadmill 206 00:08:17,320 --> 00:08:19,120 Speaker 4: and where like you're up next, I'm like, what the fuck? 207 00:08:19,280 --> 00:08:21,200 Speaker 4: So I ran over to the theater and I was like, 208 00:08:21,240 --> 00:08:23,560 Speaker 4: I didn't eat again. I didn't eat and i'd you know, 209 00:08:23,600 --> 00:08:26,320 Speaker 4: a snack beforehand, and the edible kicked on in stage 210 00:08:26,360 --> 00:08:27,880 Speaker 4: and I was just like on stage and I go, 211 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:29,880 Speaker 4: I think I'm gonna faint, so I'm gonna hold onto 212 00:08:29,880 --> 00:08:32,640 Speaker 4: the stool. I'm gonna be right back, but I do 213 00:08:32,800 --> 00:08:34,480 Speaker 4: need the house to come back. And I'm like not 214 00:08:34,520 --> 00:08:37,760 Speaker 4: really making sense, and Robert Kelly is downstairs after he 215 00:08:37,880 --> 00:08:39,800 Speaker 4: just brought me on stage. He's downstairs taking a shit 216 00:08:39,920 --> 00:08:42,679 Speaker 4: in the bowels of this like punting sens of this 217 00:08:42,800 --> 00:08:45,720 Speaker 4: like castle, you know, like Saint Kathleen or whatever it is. 218 00:08:46,200 --> 00:08:48,959 Speaker 4: So he was like midship and everyone's like, you're gonna 219 00:08:48,960 --> 00:08:49,760 Speaker 4: go back to the health scairs. 220 00:08:49,800 --> 00:08:50,520 Speaker 2: She's could go faint. 221 00:08:51,040 --> 00:08:52,760 Speaker 4: Then I walked off stage and I just chugged a coke. 222 00:08:52,960 --> 00:08:54,800 Speaker 4: That was easier because I was just like, I've been 223 00:08:54,840 --> 00:08:57,120 Speaker 4: through this before, this happens and it didn't. But just 224 00:08:57,240 --> 00:09:00,559 Speaker 4: totally fainting is was the It was worst moment of 225 00:09:00,600 --> 00:09:00,920 Speaker 4: my life. 226 00:09:00,960 --> 00:09:04,160 Speaker 5: I think that's one is that when you started getting 227 00:09:04,200 --> 00:09:08,280 Speaker 5: help for your eating disorder, no you kept going yeah, 228 00:09:08,520 --> 00:09:11,559 Speaker 5: like because it wasn't rock bottom, I can go farther deeper. 229 00:09:12,080 --> 00:09:13,680 Speaker 4: There wasn't time to hit rock bottom because I had 230 00:09:13,679 --> 00:09:15,280 Speaker 4: to go to Montreal Comedy Festival. I'm not going to 231 00:09:15,320 --> 00:09:17,680 Speaker 4: start like going to meetings right on that or whatever I. 232 00:09:17,760 --> 00:09:20,480 Speaker 2: Needed to mean, like around that time where you like, oh, 233 00:09:20,840 --> 00:09:21,080 Speaker 2: you know. 234 00:09:21,360 --> 00:09:23,240 Speaker 4: No, because it was off and on, Like mine would 235 00:09:23,240 --> 00:09:25,439 Speaker 4: just always switch. I'd go from like starving myself to 236 00:09:25,480 --> 00:09:29,360 Speaker 4: overexercising to then binging to throwing up to so it 237 00:09:29,520 --> 00:09:32,400 Speaker 4: just would like change, it would morph getting Actually, I 238 00:09:32,440 --> 00:09:34,760 Speaker 4: got actual help when I was really really sick and 239 00:09:34,760 --> 00:09:37,319 Speaker 4: almost died. Like that was years prior, when I was 240 00:09:37,880 --> 00:09:40,600 Speaker 4: nineteen twenty. I like really got out of the phases 241 00:09:40,600 --> 00:09:43,040 Speaker 4: where it was gonna kill me and then I which 242 00:09:43,120 --> 00:09:43,640 Speaker 4: is so great. 243 00:09:43,640 --> 00:09:45,160 Speaker 2: It was like your hair falling out and stuff. 244 00:09:45,240 --> 00:09:46,880 Speaker 4: Oh yeah, like I was hospitalized and stuff. 245 00:09:46,880 --> 00:09:47,000 Speaker 2: It was. 246 00:09:47,280 --> 00:09:48,640 Speaker 4: It was gnarly. I was gonna die. 247 00:09:48,760 --> 00:09:49,640 Speaker 2: I didn't know it is that bad. 248 00:09:49,720 --> 00:09:51,199 Speaker 4: Yeah, it was so bad, but I got out of 249 00:09:51,280 --> 00:09:53,720 Speaker 4: it and then I started doing stand up and work kind. 250 00:09:53,640 --> 00:09:55,199 Speaker 2: Of bumming me out. I'm gonna be honest with you, 251 00:09:55,440 --> 00:09:57,480 Speaker 2: like I'm sorry, do you have any idea what I'm 252 00:09:57,559 --> 00:09:58,440 Speaker 2: going through right now. 253 00:09:58,960 --> 00:10:02,199 Speaker 4: This has always happened to me when I start telling 254 00:10:02,280 --> 00:10:05,719 Speaker 4: my truth. My whole life is just me trying to 255 00:10:05,800 --> 00:10:08,559 Speaker 4: tell people this, and I'm just being like I was 256 00:10:08,640 --> 00:10:10,199 Speaker 4: having a really good day and I'm just trying to 257 00:10:10,240 --> 00:10:11,120 Speaker 4: keep it high vibes. 258 00:10:12,600 --> 00:10:16,280 Speaker 2: I'm like, you wanted to know that's hard core. I 259 00:10:16,280 --> 00:10:17,920 Speaker 2: didn't know it was like hardcore like that. 260 00:10:18,120 --> 00:10:19,520 Speaker 4: Yeah, dude, I got out of like I'm not going 261 00:10:19,600 --> 00:10:21,080 Speaker 4: to die from this so I can still do comedy, 262 00:10:21,080 --> 00:10:22,520 Speaker 4: because I cared enough about comedy that I was like, 263 00:10:22,559 --> 00:10:24,000 Speaker 4: I don't want to die from this. Before I was 264 00:10:24,040 --> 00:10:25,040 Speaker 4: like please kill me. 265 00:10:25,160 --> 00:10:25,640 Speaker 2: This is hell. 266 00:10:25,880 --> 00:10:26,640 Speaker 4: As I couldn't eat. 267 00:10:26,760 --> 00:10:27,600 Speaker 2: Where did that come from? 268 00:10:28,120 --> 00:10:34,160 Speaker 4: You know, being insecure, being a perfectionist OCD, losing a 269 00:10:34,200 --> 00:10:36,760 Speaker 4: friend of suicide in high school, Oh you didn't, being 270 00:10:36,840 --> 00:10:39,480 Speaker 4: scared to leave home, around college, not feeling like I 271 00:10:39,559 --> 00:10:41,559 Speaker 4: had any talent, not being able to pursue like it 272 00:10:41,640 --> 00:10:43,079 Speaker 4: was just stemmed from a lot of things of like 273 00:10:43,360 --> 00:10:46,679 Speaker 4: I need control in my life, and so it just 274 00:10:46,840 --> 00:10:48,400 Speaker 4: showed up in that way of like, oh, I'll just 275 00:10:48,480 --> 00:10:50,439 Speaker 4: be the best at not eating, and I really was. 276 00:10:50,520 --> 00:10:51,240 Speaker 4: I was quite good at it. 277 00:10:51,360 --> 00:10:53,520 Speaker 2: Were you so tired and weak and angry? 278 00:10:53,679 --> 00:10:57,680 Speaker 4: Oh, dude, it sucks so much. Whenever anyone sees someone 279 00:10:57,760 --> 00:11:00,280 Speaker 4: that is anarexic, please have a little compassion them. And 280 00:11:00,320 --> 00:11:02,480 Speaker 4: I know it's like so confusing because you're like, eat something. 281 00:11:02,800 --> 00:11:05,079 Speaker 4: All I can tell you is they can't. It doesn't 282 00:11:05,120 --> 00:11:06,839 Speaker 4: make sense. And I still don't think it makes sense. 283 00:11:06,840 --> 00:11:09,040 Speaker 4: When I see people that are that thin. I'm literally 284 00:11:09,200 --> 00:11:11,080 Speaker 4: like the same person I used to hate when they 285 00:11:11,080 --> 00:11:13,559 Speaker 4: would say it to me and like eat a cheeseburger. 286 00:11:13,679 --> 00:11:17,240 Speaker 4: But it's out of your control, and they're cold and 287 00:11:17,320 --> 00:11:19,120 Speaker 4: they're hungry, and you know how you get like a 288 00:11:19,200 --> 00:11:22,719 Speaker 4: little bit, you get hangry like Snickers commercials, picture that 289 00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:25,760 Speaker 4: all the time, NonStop, and it's never gonna end because 290 00:11:25,760 --> 00:11:27,400 Speaker 4: you're never gonna eat again. And you know that, and 291 00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:29,800 Speaker 4: so you're in for a lifetime of suffering. There is 292 00:11:29,880 --> 00:11:30,400 Speaker 4: no exit. 293 00:11:30,559 --> 00:11:30,920 Speaker 3: How do you. 294 00:11:31,160 --> 00:11:32,439 Speaker 2: Survive like that? 295 00:11:32,679 --> 00:11:34,360 Speaker 4: It's like, it sucks, dude. 296 00:11:34,559 --> 00:11:37,360 Speaker 2: You need nutrients, Your cells need nutrients. 297 00:11:37,640 --> 00:11:40,959 Speaker 4: Oh and I was I don't know. Yeah, it shocks me. 298 00:11:41,120 --> 00:11:41,240 Speaker 1: Now. 299 00:11:41,800 --> 00:11:44,120 Speaker 4: Now I'm in a part of my recovery. It's not 300 00:11:44,200 --> 00:11:47,000 Speaker 4: like perfect, but I thank god. I'm in a phase 301 00:11:47,080 --> 00:11:50,000 Speaker 4: of like I never get to starve, so if I'm 302 00:11:50,040 --> 00:11:52,000 Speaker 4: hungry I like have to eat. I don't get to like, 303 00:11:52,520 --> 00:11:54,240 Speaker 4: I don't get to answer that little part of my 304 00:11:54,280 --> 00:11:56,599 Speaker 4: brain where it's like, this feels pretty good. You're not 305 00:11:56,760 --> 00:11:59,160 Speaker 4: eating right now and you're getting that lightheaded feeling and 306 00:11:59,240 --> 00:12:01,040 Speaker 4: that feels that you're using weight, Like I don't get 307 00:12:01,080 --> 00:12:03,920 Speaker 4: to chase that anymore. So that's like my rule for myself. 308 00:12:04,080 --> 00:12:06,439 Speaker 2: What do you do intuitive? Whatever's intuitive? 309 00:12:06,760 --> 00:12:08,520 Speaker 4: Yeah, because that but that leads to you being like 310 00:12:09,040 --> 00:12:11,080 Speaker 4: I only need to once a day and give an 311 00:12:11,080 --> 00:12:15,680 Speaker 4: anorexic I, you know, intermittent fasting diet and she will 312 00:12:15,760 --> 00:12:17,720 Speaker 4: run with it until it's anarexia. 313 00:12:17,920 --> 00:12:18,120 Speaker 3: Sure. 314 00:12:18,200 --> 00:12:20,920 Speaker 4: Yeah, because that's what I loved. When intermittent fasting came out. 315 00:12:20,920 --> 00:12:24,120 Speaker 2: I was like, I'm like, never inrexia is back. 316 00:12:24,960 --> 00:12:27,400 Speaker 4: I mean I could be airexic again. Yeah, it's back, baby, 317 00:12:27,679 --> 00:12:29,680 Speaker 4: And now it's got a name, and Joe Rogan's talking 318 00:12:29,679 --> 00:12:32,360 Speaker 4: about it and everyone who's anyone knows that this is 319 00:12:32,480 --> 00:12:34,880 Speaker 4: like you know, Tim Ferriss, this is the what wait 320 00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:36,880 Speaker 4: he's telling us to do. So it felt I got 321 00:12:36,920 --> 00:12:38,559 Speaker 4: back into it in like twenty twenty and then I 322 00:12:38,600 --> 00:12:40,840 Speaker 4: got out of it again, but it always comes back. 323 00:12:40,960 --> 00:12:43,120 Speaker 4: But yeah, that was I think in terms of bombing. 324 00:12:43,240 --> 00:12:46,280 Speaker 4: That just that's the most uncomfortable I've ever been on stage, 325 00:12:46,280 --> 00:12:49,320 Speaker 4: and I felt really just bad. 326 00:12:52,480 --> 00:13:04,000 Speaker 3: With a redre with a recondre. 327 00:13:04,880 --> 00:13:07,160 Speaker 2: What's the most wasted you've ever been on stage? 328 00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:07,679 Speaker 3: Oh? 329 00:13:07,880 --> 00:13:09,400 Speaker 4: Man, that's a really good question. 330 00:13:09,640 --> 00:13:12,400 Speaker 2: Have you been wasted on stage? Yeah? For sure? Like 331 00:13:12,520 --> 00:13:13,760 Speaker 2: what stone drunk? 332 00:13:13,840 --> 00:13:16,040 Speaker 4: What drunk? I used to I quit drinking when I 333 00:13:16,080 --> 00:13:17,839 Speaker 4: was twenty seven, but before then I would get pretty 334 00:13:17,920 --> 00:13:20,800 Speaker 4: damn wasted and not really ever on stage. 335 00:13:21,040 --> 00:13:23,520 Speaker 2: I remember we used to call you wasted, Nikki. 336 00:13:23,840 --> 00:13:24,720 Speaker 4: No, did you really? 337 00:13:25,480 --> 00:13:25,520 Speaker 3: No? 338 00:13:25,840 --> 00:13:27,480 Speaker 2: No, I'm not. 339 00:13:27,520 --> 00:13:29,920 Speaker 4: Even kidding you. I like, that's why I quit drinking. 340 00:13:29,960 --> 00:13:31,400 Speaker 4: And I'm like, this is not a good look. And 341 00:13:31,480 --> 00:13:33,520 Speaker 4: people will start talking about how you're no fun to 342 00:13:33,600 --> 00:13:36,040 Speaker 4: be around, or you're like obnoxious, or you make you 343 00:13:36,160 --> 00:13:38,079 Speaker 4: make too many friends and you like make too many 344 00:13:38,160 --> 00:13:40,040 Speaker 4: promises and you're too fun. 345 00:13:40,200 --> 00:13:42,079 Speaker 2: When were you like trash hold on stage? 346 00:13:42,120 --> 00:13:44,160 Speaker 4: I don't think on stage I can remember because I 347 00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:46,199 Speaker 4: used to get blackout drunk, you know, so it's like 348 00:13:46,280 --> 00:13:48,920 Speaker 4: I don't even know that i'd remember it if if 349 00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:51,000 Speaker 4: I were. I think that there have been times that 350 00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:53,160 Speaker 4: I'm like so high on stage, but that's always like 351 00:13:53,480 --> 00:13:55,600 Speaker 4: pretty fun and in like a challenge. 352 00:13:55,840 --> 00:13:58,000 Speaker 5: So all the blackouts, you don't remember any of them? 353 00:13:58,040 --> 00:13:59,960 Speaker 5: Do you remember being super Stone on stage? 354 00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:01,000 Speaker 3: Yeah? 355 00:14:01,320 --> 00:14:03,480 Speaker 4: Yeah, definitely Stone. But I think stoned is like I 356 00:14:03,480 --> 00:14:05,640 Speaker 4: don't get anxious from doing stand up anymore. So sometimes 357 00:14:05,679 --> 00:14:08,280 Speaker 4: I smoke a little weed beforehand, because I like, I 358 00:14:08,360 --> 00:14:11,080 Speaker 4: think the feeling of anxiety of being like I'm nervous 359 00:14:11,120 --> 00:14:14,160 Speaker 4: about this performance like makes me a better comedian and 360 00:14:14,240 --> 00:14:17,240 Speaker 4: a better performer because I care. So sometimes I smoke 361 00:14:17,280 --> 00:14:19,800 Speaker 4: a little weed so that I get like, oh, what 362 00:14:19,920 --> 00:14:22,120 Speaker 4: if something happens. It feels like I'm kind of walking 363 00:14:22,160 --> 00:14:24,560 Speaker 4: on a tight rope out there, and like whoa, I'm 364 00:14:24,640 --> 00:14:26,880 Speaker 4: like controlling this train of thought, which is like you're 365 00:14:26,920 --> 00:14:28,240 Speaker 4: so high right now, and I have to do this 366 00:14:28,280 --> 00:14:29,520 Speaker 4: train of thought which is like what are you gonna 367 00:14:29,520 --> 00:14:31,160 Speaker 4: say next? And then also like what am I saying 368 00:14:31,240 --> 00:14:33,200 Speaker 4: right now? And it feels like I'm like an acrobat, 369 00:14:33,280 --> 00:14:36,520 Speaker 4: like I feel I feel alive. When I feel like 370 00:14:36,520 --> 00:14:38,560 Speaker 4: I'm shoplifting or something, it feels like I'm getting away 371 00:14:38,600 --> 00:14:38,960 Speaker 4: with something. 372 00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:44,200 Speaker 2: Have you ever like done like a fucking hundred milligram 373 00:14:44,880 --> 00:14:46,360 Speaker 2: chocolate chip cookie or something? 374 00:14:47,520 --> 00:14:47,880 Speaker 3: Stage? I? 375 00:14:48,520 --> 00:14:54,160 Speaker 4: Oh, fuck man, No, My biggest fear is being out 376 00:14:54,200 --> 00:14:57,440 Speaker 4: of control in front of people, like anyone witnessing. That's 377 00:14:57,440 --> 00:15:00,320 Speaker 4: why fainting was so awful. So I would never do that. 378 00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:04,720 Speaker 2: Like when Fergie Peter pants, Oh my god, dude. 379 00:15:04,760 --> 00:15:06,680 Speaker 4: I wouldn't mind that. There's been times on stage where 380 00:15:06,720 --> 00:15:09,440 Speaker 4: I've almost had like, okay, so women when we're on 381 00:15:09,520 --> 00:15:12,960 Speaker 4: our period, like sometimes you just start it or you 382 00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:14,720 Speaker 4: in the middle that you run out of tampons, and 383 00:15:14,760 --> 00:15:16,720 Speaker 4: so you make a pad with like you roll up 384 00:15:16,800 --> 00:15:19,240 Speaker 4: toilet paper around your hand and you make like a 385 00:15:19,480 --> 00:15:21,840 Speaker 4: makeshift pad with toilet paper that will soak enough of it, 386 00:15:22,160 --> 00:15:24,880 Speaker 4: like unless you're like, you know, hemorrhaging. This is disgusting, 387 00:15:25,120 --> 00:15:27,920 Speaker 4: So I know, I'm so sorry, and so you put 388 00:15:27,960 --> 00:15:30,920 Speaker 4: it in your underwear. But one time I was on 389 00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:32,520 Speaker 4: stage and it was I was just wearing a song, 390 00:15:32,600 --> 00:15:34,480 Speaker 4: so it's just like a little string and it's not 391 00:15:34,560 --> 00:15:37,160 Speaker 4: like a whole underwear thing holding it in, and it 392 00:15:37,360 --> 00:15:40,080 Speaker 4: was starting to fall out and like unripe, like a 393 00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:44,640 Speaker 4: bloody tpeing coming yeah on stage, But I caught it 394 00:15:44,720 --> 00:15:47,320 Speaker 4: in my thighs. I closed them shut and was able 395 00:15:47,360 --> 00:15:49,720 Speaker 4: to like wiggle and walk up stage. So that has 396 00:15:49,760 --> 00:15:51,760 Speaker 4: happened where I've and I've been like, what would I 397 00:15:51,880 --> 00:15:53,160 Speaker 4: fucking say? What would I do? 398 00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:56,400 Speaker 2: I don't even know? But you should have just let 399 00:15:56,480 --> 00:15:59,480 Speaker 2: it drop and been like, who wants some vampire tea? 400 00:15:59,720 --> 00:16:02,800 Speaker 4: I think I would. I think I would relad into 401 00:16:02,920 --> 00:16:05,040 Speaker 4: it now, But at the time it was like the 402 00:16:05,160 --> 00:16:09,080 Speaker 4: most mortifying thing that could ever happen. Now, I don't 403 00:16:09,160 --> 00:16:11,920 Speaker 4: care if my string's hanging out, It's like who who cares? 404 00:16:12,440 --> 00:16:12,840 Speaker 3: Who cares? 405 00:16:12,880 --> 00:16:15,160 Speaker 4: As one's like your tampon string, It's like, oh, so 406 00:16:15,320 --> 00:16:17,840 Speaker 4: I use a tampon, Like it doesn't I don't. I 407 00:16:17,880 --> 00:16:19,600 Speaker 4: don't want to say, like panty lines, people are like 408 00:16:20,040 --> 00:16:22,600 Speaker 4: your panty lines showing It's like, yeah, I don't want 409 00:16:22,640 --> 00:16:25,000 Speaker 4: to get shit on this pair of pants. I want 410 00:16:25,120 --> 00:16:26,520 Speaker 4: or I don't want to, Like is that true? 411 00:16:26,680 --> 00:16:29,640 Speaker 2: Like panty lines are shit, but like I. 412 00:16:29,680 --> 00:16:32,160 Speaker 4: Don't want to get like pussy juice on my pants, 413 00:16:32,160 --> 00:16:35,480 Speaker 4: So I'm wearing underwear like most people do. What is 414 00:16:35,560 --> 00:16:36,040 Speaker 4: the crime? 415 00:16:36,240 --> 00:16:38,400 Speaker 2: Are panty lines like taboo or something? 416 00:16:38,560 --> 00:16:40,480 Speaker 4: Yeah, pant That's why girls wear thongs because you don't 417 00:16:40,480 --> 00:16:43,080 Speaker 4: want to see like it's slicing your butt cheek in half, 418 00:16:43,120 --> 00:16:44,720 Speaker 4: and it kind of makes like for a bet, you know, 419 00:16:45,320 --> 00:16:47,240 Speaker 4: it's better just like look like you're like I could 420 00:16:47,240 --> 00:16:49,200 Speaker 4: be wearing nothing under this, and so we wear these 421 00:16:49,240 --> 00:16:51,800 Speaker 4: uncomfortable thongs, which I'm getting used to now. It's like flossing, 422 00:16:51,920 --> 00:16:53,440 Speaker 4: like you have to get calloused a little bit. 423 00:16:53,560 --> 00:16:55,600 Speaker 2: That's like girls make rules to themselves. I don't know, 424 00:16:55,760 --> 00:16:57,080 Speaker 2: do guys notice that? Is that? 425 00:16:57,240 --> 00:16:57,280 Speaker 3: For? 426 00:16:57,560 --> 00:16:59,000 Speaker 4: No, they don't. They don't give a fuck about a 427 00:16:59,040 --> 00:17:01,040 Speaker 4: panty line. I mean, I think it does look more 428 00:17:01,080 --> 00:17:04,080 Speaker 4: aesthetically pleasing in general, like it's kind of a subconscious thing. 429 00:17:04,280 --> 00:17:07,000 Speaker 2: But I don't think generally you guys don't notice anything. 430 00:17:07,080 --> 00:17:10,800 Speaker 2: Guys are like I want beef, stood you really don't. 431 00:17:10,840 --> 00:17:14,000 Speaker 2: Did you see Fast the Furious seventy five the car 432 00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:19,159 Speaker 2: went room room when the other car went do we 433 00:17:19,520 --> 00:17:21,840 Speaker 2: We're not like pantylin gross. 434 00:17:24,080 --> 00:17:26,760 Speaker 4: You don't care about our nails. It's like that's the thing. 435 00:17:26,800 --> 00:17:27,600 Speaker 4: It's so funny. 436 00:17:27,840 --> 00:17:30,920 Speaker 2: No, we're like huh. We're like, I hope you play 437 00:17:31,040 --> 00:17:32,280 Speaker 2: with my wiener later. 438 00:17:33,800 --> 00:17:35,800 Speaker 4: But some guys are like feet guys, so then you 439 00:17:35,840 --> 00:17:37,840 Speaker 4: have to manicure if they're like looking at your feet 440 00:17:37,840 --> 00:17:38,600 Speaker 4: extra hard. 441 00:17:38,680 --> 00:17:41,240 Speaker 5: Like one percent of guys their feet guys. Yeah, I know, 442 00:17:41,359 --> 00:17:45,760 Speaker 5: so Quentin Tarantino and Nick Cannon, and that's it. I'm 443 00:17:45,800 --> 00:17:49,000 Speaker 5: not I'm not paying attention a girl of chicken feet. 444 00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:49,600 Speaker 5: I wouldn't even know. 445 00:17:49,800 --> 00:17:54,960 Speaker 2: Wow, okay, I'd be like, do you like me? Can 446 00:17:55,080 --> 00:17:56,480 Speaker 2: we kiss on the lips? 447 00:17:56,680 --> 00:17:59,720 Speaker 4: In relationships? Would that be a thing that girls would get? Maddy, 448 00:17:59,720 --> 00:18:01,879 Speaker 4: you about like you don't have attention to detail? Would they? 449 00:18:02,560 --> 00:18:04,639 Speaker 4: Has that ever been a complaint for you in a relationship? 450 00:18:05,040 --> 00:18:12,200 Speaker 5: Probably of one of fucking one of five thousand. I 451 00:18:12,400 --> 00:18:14,760 Speaker 5: won French fries with my beef stew. 452 00:18:16,240 --> 00:18:19,000 Speaker 4: Yeah, you guys are simpler. It must be nice. 453 00:18:19,600 --> 00:18:19,840 Speaker 3: Yeah. 454 00:18:20,040 --> 00:18:23,480 Speaker 2: I'm at the age now where my horniness, my hungriness, 455 00:18:23,880 --> 00:18:26,280 Speaker 2: and my sleepiness are all equal. 456 00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:29,120 Speaker 5: So if I'm like not getting laid, I'm like, well, 457 00:18:29,200 --> 00:18:32,359 Speaker 5: I'm getting French fries and I'm getting eight hours of sleep. 458 00:18:32,560 --> 00:18:35,200 Speaker 5: Hell yeah, right, that's like as sick as like getting 459 00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:37,359 Speaker 5: laid to me, Like, dude, I got eight hours of 460 00:18:37,400 --> 00:18:40,080 Speaker 5: sleep in my twenties, Dude, I got laid last night. 461 00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:43,359 Speaker 5: Now I'm forty, I'm like, dude, I got eight hours. 462 00:18:43,160 --> 00:18:44,560 Speaker 3: Of sleep last night. 463 00:18:44,680 --> 00:18:47,000 Speaker 4: That's so funny. You got to do that as a bit. 464 00:18:47,080 --> 00:18:49,200 Speaker 2: Write that down, dude, I had French fries. 465 00:18:49,280 --> 00:18:49,760 Speaker 3: Last night. 466 00:18:49,960 --> 00:18:52,480 Speaker 2: Oh helly. My friends are like, are you for real? Like, 467 00:18:52,800 --> 00:18:53,960 Speaker 2: hell yeah, I'm. 468 00:18:53,840 --> 00:18:56,480 Speaker 4: In a relationship and I will there will be a 469 00:18:56,560 --> 00:18:58,879 Speaker 4: moment in the evening where you choose food or fucking 470 00:18:59,240 --> 00:19:00,600 Speaker 4: like it's gonna go either way. 471 00:19:00,760 --> 00:19:03,080 Speaker 2: It can't be both, dude, I'll be honest. I think 472 00:19:03,160 --> 00:19:05,639 Speaker 2: my test house roone is going down because you have food. 473 00:19:05,480 --> 00:19:05,840 Speaker 3: Is bitch. 474 00:19:05,880 --> 00:19:08,960 Speaker 4: I always use food. Not only have I chosen food 475 00:19:09,320 --> 00:19:11,480 Speaker 4: and turned down the thing that's free right in front 476 00:19:11,520 --> 00:19:14,440 Speaker 4: of me. I've paid eighty dollars to have this food 477 00:19:14,520 --> 00:19:17,480 Speaker 4: delivered to me and driven across town, Like I waste 478 00:19:17,560 --> 00:19:20,399 Speaker 4: money on the thing that I'm choosing over the freezing 479 00:19:20,440 --> 00:19:24,119 Speaker 4: in front of me. It's crazy because it's food is 480 00:19:24,280 --> 00:19:26,320 Speaker 4: so fucking good. But then yeah, you get too full 481 00:19:26,400 --> 00:19:27,439 Speaker 4: the fuck TFTF. 482 00:19:27,640 --> 00:19:30,040 Speaker 2: Yeah, God, I have a story. I'll tell you. I 483 00:19:30,119 --> 00:19:30,560 Speaker 2: have a story. 484 00:19:30,600 --> 00:19:30,960 Speaker 3: I'll tell you. 485 00:19:31,520 --> 00:19:35,200 Speaker 2: I'll find that is too hot for TV. That's a 486 00:19:35,280 --> 00:19:37,640 Speaker 2: perfect way. I was about to have like the sex 487 00:19:37,720 --> 00:19:40,800 Speaker 2: of my life, but I ordered a fried chicken sagwich, 488 00:19:40,840 --> 00:19:46,000 Speaker 2: first ate it, and then passed out before before No, okay, 489 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:47,760 Speaker 2: I'll just tell it. I was about to have group sex, 490 00:19:47,840 --> 00:19:49,879 Speaker 2: and I've never had group sex, and I was like, 491 00:19:50,119 --> 00:19:51,800 Speaker 2: it is on. I was like dating this girl that 492 00:19:51,920 --> 00:19:55,119 Speaker 2: was particularly freaky, and like, right before the other two 493 00:19:55,200 --> 00:19:58,600 Speaker 2: gals came over, we ordered fried chicken sandwiches. We ate 494 00:19:58,680 --> 00:20:02,720 Speaker 2: the fried chicken sandwiches, both passed out and like, I 495 00:20:02,840 --> 00:20:05,720 Speaker 2: woke up the next morning to like fifty five missed 496 00:20:05,720 --> 00:20:07,520 Speaker 2: calls and I was like, I just missed out on 497 00:20:07,680 --> 00:20:10,919 Speaker 2: the best sexual potentially the best. 498 00:20:11,119 --> 00:20:14,280 Speaker 6: Sexual experience of my life because I hate like half 499 00:20:14,359 --> 00:20:19,159 Speaker 6: a sandwich and passed out drunk. It was like I 500 00:20:19,320 --> 00:20:20,879 Speaker 6: was like, and I was like, and it will never 501 00:20:20,960 --> 00:20:22,440 Speaker 6: come back again. I was like, I'll never be. 502 00:20:22,760 --> 00:20:24,840 Speaker 4: No, maybe, but I don't think it was meant to be. 503 00:20:25,200 --> 00:20:27,600 Speaker 4: If that really mattered to you, you would not have 504 00:20:27,880 --> 00:20:30,639 Speaker 4: chosen sleep and food were you so drunk and tired. 505 00:20:30,840 --> 00:20:34,440 Speaker 5: I was drunk, going through a breakup, hooked up, and 506 00:20:34,560 --> 00:20:36,480 Speaker 5: I like got back with this. 507 00:20:37,119 --> 00:20:41,639 Speaker 4: Gal that you would have caught AIDS that night. This 508 00:20:41,800 --> 00:20:45,120 Speaker 4: is all meant to be. I'm serious, Let's just think 509 00:20:45,160 --> 00:20:47,680 Speaker 4: of it that way. I was like, tying one had 510 00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:50,320 Speaker 4: not to be judgmental of anyone with AIDS. Everyone wants 511 00:20:50,359 --> 00:20:52,920 Speaker 4: it and it's fine to be to have it, but 512 00:20:54,760 --> 00:20:58,920 Speaker 4: what's cool with it? I'm just trying to be accepting 513 00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:01,679 Speaker 4: of those with AIDS. Lets thing, we all we all 514 00:21:01,800 --> 00:21:03,720 Speaker 4: are cool with you having AIDS and we wanted to, 515 00:21:05,600 --> 00:21:09,160 Speaker 4: but yeah, we do try to avoid it normally. That's 516 00:21:09,280 --> 00:21:11,040 Speaker 4: I think that's meant to be. But you'll have group 517 00:21:11,119 --> 00:21:11,560 Speaker 4: sex again. 518 00:21:11,760 --> 00:21:12,200 Speaker 3: I don't know. 519 00:21:12,440 --> 00:21:13,440 Speaker 2: I think that was a sign. 520 00:21:13,520 --> 00:21:15,560 Speaker 4: Yeah, maybe it wasn't a thing you should do that 521 00:21:15,640 --> 00:21:16,400 Speaker 4: you need to have an life. 522 00:21:16,480 --> 00:21:17,200 Speaker 3: It was like on. 523 00:21:17,520 --> 00:21:20,000 Speaker 2: I was like, it's on, And the gal I was 524 00:21:20,320 --> 00:21:23,200 Speaker 2: with was like, hell yeah, she was like wilder than me? 525 00:21:23,560 --> 00:21:26,280 Speaker 4: Did your relationship last long? After? That? 526 00:21:26,440 --> 00:21:26,520 Speaker 3: Was that? 527 00:21:26,680 --> 00:21:27,639 Speaker 4: Like a good relationships? 528 00:21:27,680 --> 00:21:29,920 Speaker 2: I was getting out of what I was like, Oh, 529 00:21:30,040 --> 00:21:31,560 Speaker 2: the girl that you were with though, Like that gal 530 00:21:31,600 --> 00:21:32,960 Speaker 2: I was with that night was like a gal I 531 00:21:33,040 --> 00:21:35,720 Speaker 2: hooked up with before I dated the gal that grew 532 00:21:35,800 --> 00:21:38,000 Speaker 2: up in my face. So I was like, I'm going 533 00:21:38,119 --> 00:21:38,800 Speaker 2: back to her. 534 00:21:38,760 --> 00:21:41,480 Speaker 5: Because you were a dick to me, and like oh yeah, 535 00:21:41,560 --> 00:21:44,240 Speaker 5: and we're going we're having a wild hair up our. 536 00:21:44,200 --> 00:21:48,320 Speaker 2: Ass kind of night and and uh and then I 537 00:21:48,560 --> 00:21:49,440 Speaker 2: ate half a sandwich. 538 00:21:49,760 --> 00:21:52,040 Speaker 4: God, those two girls were coming over to fuck you guys? 539 00:21:52,080 --> 00:21:53,800 Speaker 4: How did you find them? How did you know they 540 00:21:53,840 --> 00:21:54,160 Speaker 4: were down? 541 00:21:54,280 --> 00:21:54,320 Speaker 3: Like? 542 00:21:54,359 --> 00:21:55,480 Speaker 4: How does this all get organized. 543 00:21:56,320 --> 00:21:58,600 Speaker 2: You know what we have to break for commercial? 544 00:21:59,520 --> 00:22:01,960 Speaker 4: Real quick, guy, that's really coincidental. 545 00:22:02,280 --> 00:22:06,399 Speaker 2: Yeah, I've never brought for commercial either. I just usually 546 00:22:06,440 --> 00:22:07,640 Speaker 2: record through. 547 00:22:11,240 --> 00:22:13,080 Speaker 4: I just want to know how you organize one. It 548 00:22:13,160 --> 00:22:13,800 Speaker 4: just sounds fun. 549 00:22:14,160 --> 00:22:16,680 Speaker 2: Well there's clubs, well, of course. 550 00:22:16,520 --> 00:22:19,760 Speaker 4: There's clubs fet life, and there's thrinder. 551 00:22:20,080 --> 00:22:21,679 Speaker 2: Well there's clubs called strip clubs. 552 00:22:22,040 --> 00:22:26,359 Speaker 4: Oh dull okay, that's that would be my first guess. Actually, 553 00:22:26,400 --> 00:22:28,400 Speaker 4: if I would have thought even for a second. Yeah, 554 00:22:28,640 --> 00:22:29,520 Speaker 4: I love strip clubs. 555 00:22:29,520 --> 00:22:32,359 Speaker 2: This is why I didn't want to poison your virgineers. 556 00:22:31,760 --> 00:22:33,280 Speaker 4: With my You want to hear what I did. This 557 00:22:33,359 --> 00:22:35,040 Speaker 4: is one of the coolest things I've ever done because 558 00:22:35,040 --> 00:22:37,000 Speaker 4: I love strippers. But I don't like going to strippers 559 00:22:37,280 --> 00:22:39,320 Speaker 4: strip clubs because I don't want like them to like 560 00:22:39,440 --> 00:22:41,159 Speaker 4: try to flirt with me. Like I don't like when 561 00:22:41,200 --> 00:22:44,359 Speaker 4: it's like, oh, she's like everyone's gonna watch them be lesbians. 562 00:22:44,400 --> 00:22:45,920 Speaker 4: I like don't like I want to be like in 563 00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:47,119 Speaker 4: control of it. I don't want to be like the 564 00:22:47,400 --> 00:22:48,040 Speaker 4: person in the chair. 565 00:22:48,960 --> 00:22:51,880 Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't like it. It is my birthday. 566 00:22:52,880 --> 00:22:55,040 Speaker 4: Yeah, I wish I could be like invisible strip clubs 567 00:22:55,080 --> 00:22:57,480 Speaker 4: because I like watching guys become that kind of like 568 00:22:58,080 --> 00:22:59,720 Speaker 4: they're kind of stupid and these women are all like 569 00:22:59,800 --> 00:23:04,240 Speaker 4: walk round powerfully. But my boyfriend was in London and 570 00:23:04,320 --> 00:23:06,399 Speaker 4: I was not gonna be able to see him for 571 00:23:06,400 --> 00:23:08,119 Speaker 4: his birthday, and it was like kind of a bummer 572 00:23:08,200 --> 00:23:09,760 Speaker 4: because I had to get surgery and so it was 573 00:23:09,800 --> 00:23:11,720 Speaker 4: just like I just can't be there. It's gonna be fun, 574 00:23:11,800 --> 00:23:13,440 Speaker 4: You're gonna go out with your friends, but I wish 575 00:23:13,480 --> 00:23:15,399 Speaker 4: I could be there and that. What he didn't know 576 00:23:15,600 --> 00:23:17,600 Speaker 4: was I was gonna plan it and I was having 577 00:23:17,640 --> 00:23:19,119 Speaker 4: surgery soon after that, but I was going to just 578 00:23:19,160 --> 00:23:21,119 Speaker 4: come in for twelve hours and leave the next. 579 00:23:21,040 --> 00:23:23,399 Speaker 2: Day, and we're getting surgery in London. 580 00:23:23,520 --> 00:23:25,119 Speaker 4: No, I was getting surgery in Boston. So that's why 581 00:23:25,160 --> 00:23:26,840 Speaker 4: I couldn't go to London. It was like, this was 582 00:23:26,840 --> 00:23:28,719 Speaker 4: on a Monday night and I was getting surgery on Thursday. 583 00:23:28,800 --> 00:23:30,240 Speaker 4: So I was like, I just can't make it, babe, 584 00:23:30,240 --> 00:23:33,720 Speaker 4: I'm so sorry. But then I decided to go to London. 585 00:23:33,840 --> 00:23:35,520 Speaker 4: I talked to his friends, I told that he was 586 00:23:35,560 --> 00:23:37,920 Speaker 4: with and I was like, Okay, I am coming to town. 587 00:23:38,600 --> 00:23:40,560 Speaker 4: Bring him to a strip club, get him a lap dance, 588 00:23:40,600 --> 00:23:42,399 Speaker 4: and then I'm gonna come out dress as a stripper 589 00:23:42,600 --> 00:23:45,080 Speaker 4: in this dark room and like surprise him tight and 590 00:23:45,760 --> 00:23:49,600 Speaker 4: is so good right, so be cause I like when 591 00:23:49,640 --> 00:23:51,359 Speaker 4: he goes to strip clubs, Like I kind of been 592 00:23:51,359 --> 00:23:52,560 Speaker 4: into that kind of thing, so I was like, this 593 00:23:52,600 --> 00:23:54,080 Speaker 4: will be perfect, and I know he likes them. So 594 00:23:54,840 --> 00:23:56,199 Speaker 4: they went and got him and brought him to one 595 00:23:56,240 --> 00:23:57,920 Speaker 4: and I went. I flew to London that day and 596 00:23:57,960 --> 00:24:00,600 Speaker 4: like went to Zara and got like this stripperiest outfit, 597 00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:03,239 Speaker 4: which you can surprisingly find at Zara, a pretty good 598 00:24:03,240 --> 00:24:03,840 Speaker 4: stripper outfit. 599 00:24:03,960 --> 00:24:06,119 Speaker 2: Tell me something I don't know, honey, and then got 600 00:24:06,200 --> 00:24:06,439 Speaker 2: a wit. 601 00:24:06,800 --> 00:24:09,960 Speaker 4: I had already bought a wig, and I went and 602 00:24:10,160 --> 00:24:12,520 Speaker 4: I went in there early and met with some strippers 603 00:24:12,600 --> 00:24:15,120 Speaker 4: to like tell them the plan, and they were like, okay, 604 00:24:15,200 --> 00:24:17,359 Speaker 4: we'll get them. And I didn't know this in London 605 00:24:17,440 --> 00:24:19,639 Speaker 4: that lap dances they can't touch you, so you just 606 00:24:19,720 --> 00:24:21,720 Speaker 4: get a room with someone and then they just like 607 00:24:21,880 --> 00:24:23,720 Speaker 4: dance in front of you, which is like who would 608 00:24:23,760 --> 00:24:24,200 Speaker 4: pay for that. 609 00:24:24,400 --> 00:24:28,320 Speaker 5: Constitution's legal in it and the strippers can't touch you. 610 00:24:28,520 --> 00:24:30,359 Speaker 5: The cat then you can pay a woman to have 611 00:24:30,480 --> 00:24:30,879 Speaker 5: sex with you. 612 00:24:31,080 --> 00:24:32,639 Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean it seemed to be on that, you know, 613 00:24:32,760 --> 00:24:34,639 Speaker 4: that kind of system. But they were very adamant, like 614 00:24:34,680 --> 00:24:37,600 Speaker 4: we can't touch them, which bummed me out because I 615 00:24:37,720 --> 00:24:39,640 Speaker 4: wanted to walk in while he's like getting a lap 616 00:24:39,720 --> 00:24:41,719 Speaker 4: dance from these girls and be like I'm gonna come 617 00:24:41,800 --> 00:24:43,800 Speaker 4: in now, you know, like and just be a sassy 618 00:24:43,840 --> 00:24:45,640 Speaker 4: stripper to be like get off ladies, and then it's 619 00:24:45,760 --> 00:24:47,960 Speaker 4: his girlfriend. It'll be fun. But they're just like dancing 620 00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:49,159 Speaker 4: in front of them and they come to get me, 621 00:24:49,200 --> 00:24:51,600 Speaker 4: and then I walk into the room that he's in 622 00:24:51,800 --> 00:24:53,800 Speaker 4: with these two girls and they're like, here's our friend, 623 00:24:54,520 --> 00:24:57,720 Speaker 4: and he like gets up to like shake my hand. 624 00:24:57,840 --> 00:24:59,560 Speaker 4: It was really nice. It was like beg it to 625 00:24:59,600 --> 00:25:02,080 Speaker 4: be the way that you would want your boyfriend to 626 00:25:02,240 --> 00:25:03,040 Speaker 4: greet a stripper. 627 00:25:03,160 --> 00:25:04,880 Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, passed. He passed the test. 628 00:25:04,960 --> 00:25:06,639 Speaker 4: He was like, hey, I'm Chris, nice to meet you, 629 00:25:06,840 --> 00:25:08,879 Speaker 4: and I go I'm nicky, and he was just like 630 00:25:09,320 --> 00:25:11,280 Speaker 4: what the fuck? And I was topless too, because I 631 00:25:11,359 --> 00:25:12,880 Speaker 4: wasn't gonna be topless because I was like, I don't 632 00:25:12,880 --> 00:25:15,119 Speaker 4: want to be topless around other people. But both the 633 00:25:15,160 --> 00:25:16,879 Speaker 4: strippers were topless, so right before I went in, I 634 00:25:16,920 --> 00:25:19,960 Speaker 4: was like, I'm just gonna like commit to this. So 635 00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:21,080 Speaker 4: it was really fun that I got to be a 636 00:25:21,119 --> 00:25:23,000 Speaker 4: stripper for a little bit. But as soon as I 637 00:25:23,080 --> 00:25:23,520 Speaker 4: got up. 638 00:25:23,480 --> 00:25:25,680 Speaker 2: To him, then his wife came in and you were like, 639 00:25:25,720 --> 00:25:26,119 Speaker 2: who is this. 640 00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:31,160 Speaker 4: As soon as I touched him, though, the security guards 641 00:25:31,200 --> 00:25:32,960 Speaker 4: were like, get off him because they thought I was 642 00:25:32,960 --> 00:25:34,920 Speaker 4: a real stripper. So it was pretty flattered. 643 00:25:35,080 --> 00:25:36,600 Speaker 2: Wow, congrats, thanks. 644 00:25:37,920 --> 00:25:39,840 Speaker 4: I was like, yeah, I got it, and then we 645 00:25:40,080 --> 00:25:41,320 Speaker 4: then we got out of there, but it was it 646 00:25:41,440 --> 00:25:43,960 Speaker 4: was really fun. But I love strip clubs and have 647 00:25:44,119 --> 00:25:46,560 Speaker 4: no problem with you going there, and and and uh, 648 00:25:46,840 --> 00:25:48,320 Speaker 4: I think it's cool too. 649 00:25:48,840 --> 00:25:52,160 Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I feels are fun. I felt particularly shy 650 00:25:52,280 --> 00:25:58,399 Speaker 2: and vulnerable. It's telling such a front of my co workers. 651 00:25:58,640 --> 00:26:00,520 Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that that could be it. That's always the 652 00:26:00,600 --> 00:26:02,800 Speaker 4: thing about podcasts is like if we're having a conversation 653 00:26:02,920 --> 00:26:04,440 Speaker 4: that we would have if we were alone, but there's 654 00:26:04,520 --> 00:26:10,000 Speaker 4: right now four other people just listening quietly. So it 655 00:26:10,160 --> 00:26:12,000 Speaker 4: just like if we were just thinking of an audience, 656 00:26:12,040 --> 00:26:14,800 Speaker 4: we maybe wouldn't care, but like just having one person 657 00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:16,880 Speaker 4: be there's a couple of people in the same I'm 658 00:26:16,920 --> 00:26:18,960 Speaker 4: alone in my room, thank god, but like I know 659 00:26:19,080 --> 00:26:21,320 Speaker 4: that on zoom and like in your room, there's there's 660 00:26:21,359 --> 00:26:21,960 Speaker 4: other people there. 661 00:26:22,160 --> 00:26:23,960 Speaker 2: I'm like in an office right now, you know what 662 00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:24,800 Speaker 2: I mean, Like, I'm. 663 00:26:24,760 --> 00:26:28,760 Speaker 4: Like, it's so weird. Yes, okay, well thank you for sharing. 664 00:26:28,560 --> 00:26:29,000 Speaker 3: That with us. 665 00:26:29,320 --> 00:26:32,640 Speaker 2: Four I mean yeah, Also, the end of the story 666 00:26:32,800 --> 00:26:34,000 Speaker 2: just be like taking a nap. 667 00:26:34,040 --> 00:26:36,400 Speaker 5: It's at the end of the story was like, hell yeah, 668 00:26:36,560 --> 00:26:39,160 Speaker 5: I got fucking lame, like hardcore. 669 00:26:39,880 --> 00:26:43,600 Speaker 2: I gizzed everywhere. Then you'd be like, ah, geez. But 670 00:26:43,720 --> 00:26:46,200 Speaker 2: the end of the stories, I hate a sandwich and 671 00:26:46,320 --> 00:26:50,520 Speaker 2: I took an eight hour nap. It's like super perfectly lame. 672 00:26:52,320 --> 00:26:53,760 Speaker 2: I was trying to be like, I. 673 00:26:53,760 --> 00:26:56,680 Speaker 4: Don't know, you were so almost cool. 674 00:26:56,880 --> 00:27:00,879 Speaker 2: Yeah, I was so almost cool and I was close lame, 675 00:27:01,160 --> 00:27:02,000 Speaker 2: middle aged man. 676 00:27:05,080 --> 00:27:06,119 Speaker 3: With Aridrey. 677 00:27:16,119 --> 00:27:20,080 Speaker 5: With Aridrey, what's the worst bomb you've ever seen that 678 00:27:20,240 --> 00:27:21,840 Speaker 5: you would you didn't experience personally? 679 00:27:21,960 --> 00:27:24,880 Speaker 4: But okay, can I just I'm not gonna name names, 680 00:27:24,920 --> 00:27:27,680 Speaker 4: but I saw one name names you can I saw 681 00:27:27,720 --> 00:27:30,240 Speaker 4: one recently, dude. It was so funny because I had 682 00:27:30,280 --> 00:27:31,320 Speaker 4: never seen this guy before. 683 00:27:31,480 --> 00:27:32,560 Speaker 2: We can also bleep the name. 684 00:27:32,760 --> 00:27:35,080 Speaker 4: Well, I saw this guy. I don't think we need 685 00:27:35,119 --> 00:27:37,119 Speaker 4: to say his name, because it honestly doesn't. It's not 686 00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:41,240 Speaker 4: a no. I didn't know how popular this guy was 687 00:27:41,280 --> 00:27:43,320 Speaker 4: when I saw him. I never seen him before, but 688 00:27:43,440 --> 00:27:45,639 Speaker 4: he's a big deal and he's more of like a 689 00:27:45,720 --> 00:27:47,960 Speaker 4: TikTok guy. But it's not Matt Ryf either. 690 00:27:48,119 --> 00:27:49,480 Speaker 2: Can you text me after this? 691 00:27:49,720 --> 00:27:51,840 Speaker 4: Yeah, I'll tell you exactly. It's not even going to 692 00:27:51,880 --> 00:27:53,320 Speaker 4: be that exciting because you'll be able to see what 693 00:27:53,320 --> 00:27:54,439 Speaker 4: I'm talking about almost ammediately. 694 00:27:54,440 --> 00:27:55,439 Speaker 2: I'll cut it out. Just tell me now. 695 00:27:56,160 --> 00:27:56,520 Speaker 3: I don't know. 696 00:27:57,200 --> 00:27:59,000 Speaker 4: Exactly, but he's a bit like he's got a lot 697 00:27:59,040 --> 00:28:00,879 Speaker 4: of followers. He's got like he sells out theaters, like 698 00:28:00,960 --> 00:28:02,640 Speaker 4: he does well for himself, and he's like, I didn't 699 00:28:02,680 --> 00:28:04,440 Speaker 4: know he was a big deal. He's actually really nice. 700 00:28:04,480 --> 00:28:06,159 Speaker 4: But I went up. I was at the lat Factory 701 00:28:06,200 --> 00:28:09,040 Speaker 4: one night not that long ago, and he no one 702 00:28:09,080 --> 00:28:11,200 Speaker 4: in the crowd really knew of his fame and is 703 00:28:11,560 --> 00:28:14,320 Speaker 4: he just was bombing so badly, and there was a 704 00:28:14,359 --> 00:28:16,800 Speaker 4: guy that was heckling him, and because he's a crowd 705 00:28:16,840 --> 00:28:18,560 Speaker 4: work guy and so that's his bread and butter, but 706 00:28:18,640 --> 00:28:21,280 Speaker 4: he just lost, like he couldn't handle this guy. That 707 00:28:21,440 --> 00:28:23,680 Speaker 4: was just I forget, I really forget the context of it. 708 00:28:23,760 --> 00:28:26,760 Speaker 4: But it was so hard to watch and so uncomfortable 709 00:28:26,760 --> 00:28:28,760 Speaker 4: to be in the room with, Like it was a massive, 710 00:28:28,920 --> 00:28:32,040 Speaker 4: massive bomb for very for a very long time he 711 00:28:32,200 --> 00:28:35,720 Speaker 4: which seemed very shaken by it. He couldn't keep he 712 00:28:35,720 --> 00:28:38,720 Speaker 4: couldn't get it back up, and I got the impression that, 713 00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:40,880 Speaker 4: you know, the other comics in the room it meant 714 00:28:40,920 --> 00:28:42,560 Speaker 4: something to him that we were witnessing this, And I 715 00:28:42,600 --> 00:28:44,320 Speaker 4: felt really bad. I almost wanted to leave because I 716 00:28:44,360 --> 00:28:46,080 Speaker 4: just didn't want him to know that I knew that 717 00:28:46,160 --> 00:28:48,360 Speaker 4: he like sucked because the first time I'm seeing him, 718 00:28:48,360 --> 00:28:50,280 Speaker 4: so I just think this guy sucks. Right, turns out 719 00:28:50,320 --> 00:28:52,320 Speaker 4: he's like very good at crowd work, and it's which 720 00:28:52,360 --> 00:28:54,520 Speaker 4: I do think is a talent that I don't have. 721 00:28:55,080 --> 00:28:56,360 Speaker 4: But this was just an offset for him. 722 00:28:56,480 --> 00:28:58,320 Speaker 5: This crowd work now the cool thing because when we 723 00:28:58,400 --> 00:29:00,320 Speaker 5: were coming up, like I would do crowd work and 724 00:29:00,560 --> 00:29:02,880 Speaker 5: people and people will be like, don't do crowd work. 725 00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:05,000 Speaker 2: Crowd work's easy, you're not allow It was like, you're 726 00:29:05,040 --> 00:29:06,240 Speaker 2: not allowed to do crowd work. 727 00:29:06,320 --> 00:29:10,440 Speaker 4: Since when is something that's branded easy, Like not anything 728 00:29:10,440 --> 00:29:12,000 Speaker 4: that's easy, people go you can't do it. It's like, 729 00:29:12,040 --> 00:29:14,600 Speaker 4: actually it works, though it sorry comes easy to me, 730 00:29:14,840 --> 00:29:16,680 Speaker 4: Like I don't. It doesn't come easy to me. Crowd 731 00:29:16,720 --> 00:29:20,640 Speaker 4: work to me is like very scary and difficult. I 732 00:29:20,640 --> 00:29:22,760 Speaker 4: don't even do it. So I think when it's done well, 733 00:29:22,880 --> 00:29:25,480 Speaker 4: it's really impressive. I think when it's like worthless clips 734 00:29:25,520 --> 00:29:26,360 Speaker 4: on Instagram. 735 00:29:26,080 --> 00:29:30,040 Speaker 2: I'm so discouraged. I remember Yea was relag. 736 00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:32,720 Speaker 4: Because people were threatened by it, because it's it's I 737 00:29:32,800 --> 00:29:35,120 Speaker 4: think people that are I'm a joke writer, they're like, 738 00:29:35,760 --> 00:29:37,560 Speaker 4: I don't really, I'm not good off the cuff, and 739 00:29:37,560 --> 00:29:40,040 Speaker 4: I'm speaking for me. We're like, we want to make 740 00:29:40,080 --> 00:29:41,800 Speaker 4: you feel bad about this thing that you do well, 741 00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:43,480 Speaker 4: and so we're like, if you do that, you're a 742 00:29:43,600 --> 00:29:46,040 Speaker 4: hack because we can't do it and where you must 743 00:29:46,080 --> 00:29:48,800 Speaker 4: write a joke and prepare. So I think that's where 744 00:29:48,840 --> 00:29:51,320 Speaker 4: it comes from. But now it's more acceptable as it 745 00:29:51,360 --> 00:29:53,240 Speaker 4: should be. I think it's a cool talent. 746 00:29:53,520 --> 00:29:55,120 Speaker 2: I think it's cool too. I always thought it was cool. 747 00:29:55,120 --> 00:29:56,160 Speaker 2: I was like, why not, why not be. 748 00:29:56,160 --> 00:29:58,200 Speaker 4: Spentatous and Sadius is fucking love it. 749 00:29:58,400 --> 00:29:59,720 Speaker 2: It works, gives a fuck. 750 00:30:00,160 --> 00:30:04,000 Speaker 4: But if something's easy, people go it's not real stand 751 00:30:04,080 --> 00:30:06,479 Speaker 4: up like talking about sex too much. It's too easy. 752 00:30:06,680 --> 00:30:07,640 Speaker 4: It's like, is that easy? 753 00:30:07,800 --> 00:30:10,320 Speaker 2: I never thought it was easy. Yeah, it's not easy. 754 00:30:10,520 --> 00:30:12,680 Speaker 2: I never thought it was easy. That's the criticism that 755 00:30:12,800 --> 00:30:13,200 Speaker 2: it got. 756 00:30:13,600 --> 00:30:15,880 Speaker 4: You're right, that is it. Let's make it clear. It's 757 00:30:15,960 --> 00:30:16,600 Speaker 4: not easy. 758 00:30:16,840 --> 00:30:18,320 Speaker 2: It's not easy, but people say it is. 759 00:30:18,720 --> 00:30:21,040 Speaker 4: And that's what I say about when people brand a 760 00:30:21,080 --> 00:30:23,440 Speaker 4: lot of comedians as sex comics, like myself of like 761 00:30:23,560 --> 00:30:26,160 Speaker 4: all they talk about sex or like they're just raunchy. 762 00:30:26,840 --> 00:30:29,360 Speaker 4: And I think people think you do it because it's easy, 763 00:30:29,640 --> 00:30:31,480 Speaker 4: and it is easy for me to talk about my 764 00:30:31,560 --> 00:30:33,560 Speaker 4: sex life and make fun of it. But I don't 765 00:30:33,560 --> 00:30:35,680 Speaker 4: think it's easy for most people. And I do think 766 00:30:35,720 --> 00:30:39,720 Speaker 4: that is therein is some kind of talent whether I you. 767 00:30:39,760 --> 00:30:41,480 Speaker 2: Know, nothing's easy, nothing's easy. 768 00:30:41,600 --> 00:30:43,520 Speaker 4: Comedy is hard, but people like to say things are 769 00:30:43,560 --> 00:30:45,720 Speaker 4: easy because they can't do it. And it's like, maybe 770 00:30:45,760 --> 00:30:47,720 Speaker 4: you're not a dirty comic because you don't have the 771 00:30:47,760 --> 00:30:50,160 Speaker 4: balls to be one. Maybe not because it's so easy 772 00:30:50,240 --> 00:30:52,040 Speaker 4: to be a dirty comic. Maybe it easy. You're not 773 00:30:52,160 --> 00:30:54,680 Speaker 4: one because it's not easy for you, whereas being a 774 00:30:54,720 --> 00:30:56,800 Speaker 4: clean comic is not easy for me, but just because 775 00:30:56,840 --> 00:30:59,880 Speaker 4: it's easy. I don't want to watch people I like 776 00:31:00,200 --> 00:31:01,640 Speaker 4: do things that are hard for them. I don't want 777 00:31:01,640 --> 00:31:04,640 Speaker 4: to watch Jerry Seinfeld play the Obo like just because 778 00:31:04,680 --> 00:31:06,480 Speaker 4: that would be hard for him. I'm not like, wow, 779 00:31:06,800 --> 00:31:09,360 Speaker 4: like doing comedy is easy for him. It takes a 780 00:31:09,400 --> 00:31:11,640 Speaker 4: lot of work, But like, why does everyone we always 781 00:31:11,680 --> 00:31:14,560 Speaker 4: want to see someone doing something that's so hard, you know. 782 00:31:14,600 --> 00:31:15,240 Speaker 2: Like I don't know. 783 00:31:15,440 --> 00:31:17,600 Speaker 4: That's what bugs me when people say it's easy for her. 784 00:31:17,640 --> 00:31:19,600 Speaker 4: It's like, yeah, that's me because I'm inclined to do 785 00:31:19,760 --> 00:31:22,080 Speaker 4: this thing. That's you know, I'm going in the direction 786 00:31:22,200 --> 00:31:24,760 Speaker 4: of what my personality is, Like I talk about sex. 787 00:31:25,120 --> 00:31:27,720 Speaker 4: But so I saw this guy bomb, yeah, and I 788 00:31:27,800 --> 00:31:32,160 Speaker 4: think it was really good because he'll never be impressive 789 00:31:32,200 --> 00:31:34,760 Speaker 4: to me after seeing that, Like he will never I 790 00:31:34,760 --> 00:31:36,680 Speaker 4: will never have I will never respect him. 791 00:31:36,720 --> 00:31:37,320 Speaker 3: Why is that good? 792 00:31:37,400 --> 00:31:40,560 Speaker 4: Because I think sometimes when it's not like I will 793 00:31:40,680 --> 00:31:44,959 Speaker 4: ever I respect him him. I'll never be intimidated by 794 00:31:45,040 --> 00:31:47,800 Speaker 4: him because I've seen him faint essentially, you know what 795 00:31:47,840 --> 00:31:50,160 Speaker 4: I mean. Like he'll never be able to show boat 796 00:31:50,240 --> 00:31:51,560 Speaker 4: around me or act like he's. 797 00:31:51,440 --> 00:31:52,480 Speaker 2: You've seen his human moment. 798 00:31:52,640 --> 00:31:54,400 Speaker 4: Yeah, I know he can suck sometimes. 799 00:31:54,480 --> 00:31:56,280 Speaker 2: So like it like my friend was like, anytime you 800 00:31:56,320 --> 00:31:58,640 Speaker 2: want to talk to a hawk girl, just imagine them 801 00:31:58,720 --> 00:32:00,880 Speaker 2: taking a shit. We all do it. 802 00:32:01,040 --> 00:32:02,760 Speaker 4: I saw this guy take it dump, and many people 803 00:32:02,800 --> 00:32:04,960 Speaker 4: have seen me take it dump, and it's so you 804 00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:06,400 Speaker 4: can't get out of your head. But because it was 805 00:32:06,400 --> 00:32:08,280 Speaker 4: the first thing I saw of him, it's cemented. It's 806 00:32:08,320 --> 00:32:09,760 Speaker 4: kind of like you can't go back to your home 807 00:32:09,800 --> 00:32:11,560 Speaker 4: club because you bomb there so much. That's all they 808 00:32:11,640 --> 00:32:12,320 Speaker 4: remember you from. 809 00:32:12,440 --> 00:32:14,120 Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, is being. 810 00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:17,480 Speaker 4: Awkward on stage. So I think that bomb I was like, 811 00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:20,560 Speaker 4: I felt bad for him, but it was ever since then, 812 00:32:20,600 --> 00:32:24,440 Speaker 4: he's killed, absolutely murdered, like hard to follow murdered. But 813 00:32:24,520 --> 00:32:27,440 Speaker 4: I'm always like, no, I saw you fucking so bad 814 00:32:27,520 --> 00:32:32,400 Speaker 4: and you have no exit strategy. There was no rescuing you. 815 00:32:32,480 --> 00:32:35,320 Speaker 4: It was so bad and I hope that never happens 816 00:32:35,360 --> 00:32:37,480 Speaker 4: to me again, but it definitely will. And that's the 817 00:32:37,640 --> 00:32:39,160 Speaker 4: part about stand up comedy that's fun. 818 00:32:41,680 --> 00:32:42,160 Speaker 3: I have to go. 819 00:32:42,680 --> 00:32:43,280 Speaker 2: I have to too? 820 00:32:44,200 --> 00:32:45,640 Speaker 4: Is that? Is that the buzzer? 821 00:32:48,680 --> 00:32:50,760 Speaker 2: Uh nik much? 822 00:32:50,840 --> 00:32:52,720 Speaker 4: I love you, Eric, thank you. 823 00:32:52,800 --> 00:32:54,840 Speaker 2: It was so fun to talk when you get out 824 00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:57,160 Speaker 2: of the prison that is St. 825 00:32:57,240 --> 00:32:57,480 Speaker 3: Louis. 826 00:32:57,600 --> 00:32:59,400 Speaker 4: I love my mom and dad not gonna do it. 827 00:33:00,040 --> 00:33:02,840 Speaker 2: Please come hang out with me. I would love it, 828 00:33:03,160 --> 00:33:05,240 Speaker 2: and let's go watch people bomb. 829 00:33:05,640 --> 00:33:06,280 Speaker 4: We're friends. 830 00:33:08,840 --> 00:33:11,560 Speaker 2: I thought we were friends until you said we're friends. 831 00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:14,280 Speaker 2: I just decided that we are. 832 00:33:14,480 --> 00:33:16,000 Speaker 4: You should have questioned it before. 833 00:33:20,840 --> 00:33:23,680 Speaker 1: With a re condre all right, listen up, we got 834 00:33:23,800 --> 00:33:26,480 Speaker 1: something special for you. Got a burning story that you're 835 00:33:26,560 --> 00:33:29,080 Speaker 1: itching to tell about when you bombed or absolutely failed 836 00:33:29,080 --> 00:33:29,440 Speaker 1: in life. 837 00:33:29,720 --> 00:33:32,560 Speaker 2: Now's your chance to tell me all about it, Mabel. 838 00:33:32,720 --> 00:33:35,640 Speaker 1: I want to hear your worst, most cringe worthy what 839 00:33:35,920 --> 00:33:37,600 Speaker 1: the fuck was I thinking? 840 00:33:37,800 --> 00:33:38,719 Speaker 2: What just happened? 841 00:33:38,760 --> 00:33:39,040 Speaker 3: Moment? 842 00:33:39,240 --> 00:33:42,600 Speaker 1: So pick up your phone and dial seven one six bombing. 843 00:33:42,840 --> 00:33:46,360 Speaker 1: That's seven one six two six six twenty four sixty 844 00:33:46,400 --> 00:33:48,160 Speaker 1: four and leave me a voicemail and. 845 00:33:48,240 --> 00:33:50,320 Speaker 2: We might just play it on a future episode. 846 00:33:50,440 --> 00:33:52,200 Speaker 1: Bombing with Eric Andre is brought to you by Will 847 00:33:52,280 --> 00:33:55,480 Speaker 1: Ferrell's Big Money Players Network and iHeart Podcast. 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