1 00:00:00,600 --> 00:00:02,759 Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about 2 00:00:02,800 --> 00:00:06,680 Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's today's Strawberry letter, the subject I 3 00:00:06,760 --> 00:00:13,720 Speaker 1: have a rat in the basement. Check out my letter today. Okay, 4 00:00:13,840 --> 00:00:16,800 Speaker 1: subject I have a rat in the basement. But first, 5 00:00:16,840 --> 00:00:19,560 Speaker 1: nephew Tommy is here with today's praying phone call. What 6 00:00:19,640 --> 00:00:25,480 Speaker 1: you got for his nap? Go big, I'll go home. 7 00:00:27,040 --> 00:00:31,800 Speaker 1: Let me say that one more time. Go big, all, 8 00:00:31,840 --> 00:00:41,640 Speaker 1: go go big, or go home. Let's go cat dog. 9 00:00:41,680 --> 00:00:44,919 Speaker 1: Here it is, y'all. Take a listen. Hello, Hello, I'm 10 00:00:44,920 --> 00:00:48,680 Speaker 1: trying to reach Darnell. Darnell. See do I know how 11 00:00:48,760 --> 00:00:51,760 Speaker 1: you doing? This is Scott shaying with Bigger, Bigger and 12 00:00:51,800 --> 00:00:54,480 Speaker 1: better where we make you large and in charge. How 13 00:00:54,600 --> 00:00:59,680 Speaker 1: you doing today? Scott? Cool? When I'm with Bigger and 14 00:00:59,760 --> 00:01:02,360 Speaker 1: better there where we make you large and in charge. 15 00:01:03,080 --> 00:01:06,959 Speaker 1: I'm good, Scott. What's up? We were actually, uh giving 16 00:01:07,319 --> 00:01:09,800 Speaker 1: a phone call by your wife? Your wife is is 17 00:01:10,319 --> 00:01:14,480 Speaker 1: that correct? Yeah? Okay, Well, um, you know your wife's 18 00:01:14,560 --> 00:01:17,120 Speaker 1: um Your wife's birthday is coming up pretty soon, is 19 00:01:17,120 --> 00:01:20,320 Speaker 1: that right? Yeah? Yeah, so a couple of weeks. Yeah, 20 00:01:20,360 --> 00:01:23,200 Speaker 1: it's coming up. Okay. Have you have you decided on 21 00:01:23,319 --> 00:01:27,160 Speaker 1: getting or anything or have you purchased anything yet. No, No, 22 00:01:27,520 --> 00:01:31,199 Speaker 1: I got a couple of days in mine. Um well, actually, uh, 23 00:01:31,360 --> 00:01:35,160 Speaker 1: we got a call from from I think we've got 24 00:01:35,240 --> 00:01:39,600 Speaker 1: something that's gonna that's gonna really help you guys. And 25 00:01:39,600 --> 00:01:42,480 Speaker 1: and something I think that she wanted to recommend that 26 00:01:42,600 --> 00:01:48,120 Speaker 1: something that you probably wouldn't wouldn't think about getting Okay, 27 00:01:48,320 --> 00:01:52,280 Speaker 1: wracking my brain. So all Is actually gave us a call. 28 00:01:52,400 --> 00:01:55,080 Speaker 1: She's actually had an idea, you know, what she would 29 00:01:55,160 --> 00:01:58,000 Speaker 1: really really like for her birthday present? So what's her name? 30 00:01:58,040 --> 00:02:02,560 Speaker 1: You're coming Bigger and Better? Um, like I said, she 31 00:02:02,680 --> 00:02:06,320 Speaker 1: called you. I'm sorry she called you to give me 32 00:02:06,680 --> 00:02:08,840 Speaker 1: a deal on with I should get for her birthday. 33 00:02:09,200 --> 00:02:11,560 Speaker 1: Uh yeah, well this is this is something that's a 34 00:02:11,600 --> 00:02:14,720 Speaker 1: little a little different than it's something that you probably 35 00:02:14,760 --> 00:02:17,080 Speaker 1: would never in a million years think of. But here 36 00:02:17,080 --> 00:02:19,360 Speaker 1: at Bigger and Better, where we make you large and 37 00:02:19,360 --> 00:02:23,320 Speaker 1: in charge, we actually do some things that we definitely 38 00:02:23,320 --> 00:02:25,920 Speaker 1: know you wouldn't have thought of. So I I definitely 39 00:02:25,960 --> 00:02:30,240 Speaker 1: understand her. Given up, man, what's your name? Against Sam Scott? 40 00:02:30,360 --> 00:02:34,480 Speaker 1: Scott Scott, get to the point what you're selling. Actually 41 00:02:35,240 --> 00:02:37,120 Speaker 1: let us know that there are some things that that 42 00:02:37,160 --> 00:02:41,880 Speaker 1: are really really lacking between you guys, and she would 43 00:02:42,160 --> 00:02:44,280 Speaker 1: very much like for her birthday where you can be 44 00:02:44,560 --> 00:02:48,120 Speaker 1: a lot more well endowed. So you know that's what 45 00:02:48,160 --> 00:02:51,400 Speaker 1: we do here at Bigger and Better. We actually hello 46 00:02:51,600 --> 00:02:55,200 Speaker 1: what I could be more with doubt, sir, So I 47 00:02:55,240 --> 00:02:57,440 Speaker 1: think really what's going on is Bianca is really not 48 00:02:57,560 --> 00:03:01,440 Speaker 1: satisfied right now. She called you to tell you that 49 00:03:01,600 --> 00:03:04,560 Speaker 1: I'm not what you meet willing doubt my junk. So 50 00:03:04,720 --> 00:03:07,240 Speaker 1: you're you're you're you're you're you're inadequate. You know what 51 00:03:07,280 --> 00:03:11,760 Speaker 1: I mean. You're you're Uh, I guess maybe maybe very impotent. 52 00:03:11,800 --> 00:03:15,960 Speaker 1: I'm not sure, but you kidding me? What's your name 53 00:03:15,960 --> 00:03:19,240 Speaker 1: of this? Coming in Bigger and Better where we make 54 00:03:19,320 --> 00:03:21,720 Speaker 1: you larger and in charge? And right now you know 55 00:03:21,800 --> 00:03:23,720 Speaker 1: you're not. You're not large and in charge, and we 56 00:03:23,760 --> 00:03:25,360 Speaker 1: want to get you that were to come in for 57 00:03:25,400 --> 00:03:28,920 Speaker 1: a complication, good compltation. I'll tell you what. I'm gonna 58 00:03:28,919 --> 00:03:32,280 Speaker 1: call her right now because right now, okay, I'm gonna 59 00:03:32,320 --> 00:03:37,280 Speaker 1: call her and we're trying to do do you not 60 00:03:37,440 --> 00:03:39,040 Speaker 1: do you not think you need to come in? I 61 00:03:39,080 --> 00:03:41,280 Speaker 1: don't even think I needed to be talking to you, 62 00:03:41,840 --> 00:03:44,800 Speaker 1: Mr Scott about whatever is going on in my bed 63 00:03:44,880 --> 00:03:47,720 Speaker 1: ro I'm king so I'm not even. I'm not even. 64 00:03:47,840 --> 00:03:51,360 Speaker 1: I don't even know what going on. Whatever you can whatever. 65 00:03:52,040 --> 00:03:55,480 Speaker 1: First for me, it's gonna into is the first sign 66 00:03:55,520 --> 00:03:58,160 Speaker 1: of denial. Right, I don't have no no, I don't 67 00:03:58,200 --> 00:04:00,360 Speaker 1: have no problems in the bed well well well you know, 68 00:04:01,120 --> 00:04:02,920 Speaker 1: I don't even why am I even still on the 69 00:04:02,920 --> 00:04:06,440 Speaker 1: phone with you? But sir, I mean, and you don't 70 00:04:06,480 --> 00:04:08,240 Speaker 1: have to worry about here from Mark, she's gotta something 71 00:04:08,240 --> 00:04:10,440 Speaker 1: to kind of a count with you. Then you you 72 00:04:10,480 --> 00:04:13,320 Speaker 1: ain't go ahead and close that out because Mr, let 73 00:04:13,320 --> 00:04:14,840 Speaker 1: me say this. You you have a you have a 74 00:04:14,960 --> 00:04:17,160 Speaker 1: very big ego, sir. But what I want to do 75 00:04:17,240 --> 00:04:19,360 Speaker 1: is is you know, but you're not You're not as 76 00:04:19,360 --> 00:04:20,919 Speaker 1: big as your ego. I want to get you to 77 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:24,000 Speaker 1: that point. This is something crazy. I've heard some crazy 78 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:26,680 Speaker 1: things people staying online. But you're gonna call me talk 79 00:04:26,720 --> 00:04:29,720 Speaker 1: about my wife called you saying that, I mean adequate 80 00:04:29,720 --> 00:04:32,320 Speaker 1: in the bed room, sir, you know what? And and 81 00:04:32,320 --> 00:04:35,880 Speaker 1: and once again I'm trying. I know you're just doing 82 00:04:35,960 --> 00:04:38,280 Speaker 1: your job, Scott, but I'm gonna have to call her 83 00:04:38,360 --> 00:04:44,120 Speaker 1: right now. Okay, don't worry Umber, you're in denial. I'm 84 00:04:44,200 --> 00:04:49,520 Speaker 1: in denial you. Hello, sir, I really want to help 85 00:04:49,560 --> 00:04:52,800 Speaker 1: you as much as I can. Listen, man, listen, I'm 86 00:04:52,800 --> 00:04:55,320 Speaker 1: trying to get my wife's on the phone right now. Okay, 87 00:04:55,920 --> 00:04:57,960 Speaker 1: I know you you've got a job to do, but 88 00:04:58,040 --> 00:05:00,560 Speaker 1: what I need you to do right now? Stop calling me? 89 00:05:00,640 --> 00:05:02,440 Speaker 1: All right, I'm trying. I'm trying to be nice to 90 00:05:02,480 --> 00:05:05,440 Speaker 1: you because I'm sure whatever it is she she called 91 00:05:05,480 --> 00:05:08,279 Speaker 1: you and you're just doing your job if they're trying 92 00:05:08,320 --> 00:05:10,359 Speaker 1: to get you in here to get a consultation so 93 00:05:10,440 --> 00:05:12,440 Speaker 1: we can get you further along on where you are. 94 00:05:12,720 --> 00:05:17,200 Speaker 1: Consultation a consultation. I don't need no consultation. I don't 95 00:05:17,240 --> 00:05:21,200 Speaker 1: even no assistance from you. You call me no more. Man, Hey, 96 00:05:21,279 --> 00:05:23,400 Speaker 1: you're small and I don't want to make you bigger. 97 00:05:23,760 --> 00:05:26,200 Speaker 1: You want to make me bigger? What? What what is 98 00:05:26,200 --> 00:05:29,480 Speaker 1: this seeming like? Big? Huh? What kind of job is that? 99 00:05:29,760 --> 00:05:31,080 Speaker 1: How do you even get a job like that? You 100 00:05:31,080 --> 00:05:34,480 Speaker 1: apply for this job, idiot when you're in high school? Job. 101 00:05:36,440 --> 00:05:39,880 Speaker 1: I'm trying to me, Stop calling me, man, Mr Darnell, 102 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:43,120 Speaker 1: I'm still trying to help you get through the situation. Okay, 103 00:05:43,400 --> 00:05:45,640 Speaker 1: are you willing to come in for a consultation at 104 00:05:45,720 --> 00:05:47,640 Speaker 1: least we're coming in for a conpltation. We can get 105 00:05:47,640 --> 00:05:49,839 Speaker 1: your further on where you are. Are you listening to me? 106 00:05:50,040 --> 00:05:51,960 Speaker 1: The only consultation we're gonna have is my sist in 107 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:54,080 Speaker 1: your place as you call me again to tell you what. 108 00:05:54,320 --> 00:05:56,680 Speaker 1: I will come in for a consultation. Give me give 109 00:05:56,680 --> 00:05:59,560 Speaker 1: me your address and everything like that, all your information, 110 00:05:59,800 --> 00:06:01,800 Speaker 1: and I will come down for a conversation. You're gonna 111 00:06:01,800 --> 00:06:04,760 Speaker 1: be there. I'm here, I'm here, I'm here the first 112 00:06:05,080 --> 00:06:06,880 Speaker 1: eight hours of the day, sir. What I want to 113 00:06:06,920 --> 00:06:08,640 Speaker 1: do is get you lined up and get your let 114 00:06:08,640 --> 00:06:11,240 Speaker 1: me work, let me call my wife. I don't need 115 00:06:11,279 --> 00:06:13,960 Speaker 1: no damn procedures. Give me your info, and you got 116 00:06:13,960 --> 00:06:16,120 Speaker 1: to work by hear from us. No more. Okay, right now, 117 00:06:16,120 --> 00:06:18,320 Speaker 1: I know to get up for me. I don't want 118 00:06:18,320 --> 00:06:20,400 Speaker 1: to hang up on you. And I understand you're trying 119 00:06:20,440 --> 00:06:23,719 Speaker 1: to do your job. You're small. You're small, and I'm 120 00:06:23,720 --> 00:06:27,200 Speaker 1: trying to make you bigger. You. Hey, sir, you know 121 00:06:27,240 --> 00:06:31,240 Speaker 1: what I'm trying to a little small guy. I'm trying 122 00:06:31,279 --> 00:06:33,080 Speaker 1: to help you with your problem. Now. If you're not 123 00:06:33,120 --> 00:06:35,600 Speaker 1: gonna be appreciative of it, that I don't even understand 124 00:06:35,640 --> 00:06:38,000 Speaker 1: why your wife knows you're having your address. Why we 125 00:06:38,400 --> 00:06:40,680 Speaker 1: can have this conversation face to face? You don't know what? 126 00:06:40,960 --> 00:06:43,960 Speaker 1: Why would you? It doesn't matter. If I can get 127 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:45,600 Speaker 1: on the line, I can figure out why she calls 128 00:06:45,600 --> 00:06:51,359 Speaker 1: you because you're coming in adequate. Man, sir, here's the problem. 129 00:06:51,440 --> 00:06:53,520 Speaker 1: You're tiny and you don't want to admit it. I 130 00:06:53,520 --> 00:06:55,919 Speaker 1: ain't even getting you know me, man, You never see me. 131 00:06:56,120 --> 00:06:59,080 Speaker 1: You don't know anything about me. I can't even believe 132 00:06:59,080 --> 00:07:02,160 Speaker 1: my wife's even called. But just this is just how 133 00:07:02,200 --> 00:07:05,080 Speaker 1: you do business. Call me and call me. I'm tiny, sir, 134 00:07:05,279 --> 00:07:07,920 Speaker 1: some playing something to you. I'm not only the president, 135 00:07:07,960 --> 00:07:10,400 Speaker 1: but I'm also a client, Sir. I don't give up 136 00:07:10,760 --> 00:07:13,520 Speaker 1: what you are okay, okay? And there are some other 137 00:07:13,560 --> 00:07:16,440 Speaker 1: things that let us know as well. What would that be? 138 00:07:16,600 --> 00:07:18,600 Speaker 1: She also wanted me to tell you that this is 139 00:07:18,720 --> 00:07:22,120 Speaker 1: nephew Tommy from Steve Harvey more than this show. Your 140 00:07:22,120 --> 00:07:28,480 Speaker 1: wife just playing phone called you bad man, funny man 141 00:07:30,720 --> 00:07:33,400 Speaker 1: here over here looking at in the mirror. Kind of 142 00:07:35,200 --> 00:07:38,800 Speaker 1: I thought it was good, but I got a little nervous. Man, 143 00:07:39,800 --> 00:07:43,320 Speaker 1: what's the baddest radio show in the land? Come on, now, 144 00:07:43,360 --> 00:07:45,360 Speaker 1: you know it's just Steve Your Harvey Radio show man. 145 00:07:48,960 --> 00:07:51,600 Speaker 1: You know you got a big ego, you know, but 146 00:07:51,680 --> 00:07:55,560 Speaker 1: you ain't. You ain't big as your ego. He sounded 147 00:07:55,640 --> 00:08:01,120 Speaker 1: small on the phone. He sound you got to larging up, pal. 148 00:08:04,920 --> 00:08:07,120 Speaker 1: That was hard for him to accept. No time, it 149 00:08:07,240 --> 00:08:12,520 Speaker 1: was hard, really change really that was way too easy 150 00:08:15,640 --> 00:08:24,040 Speaker 1: unneath this accepting any of you to stiffing up. Yeah. Uh, 151 00:08:24,440 --> 00:08:28,560 Speaker 1: these two foods right now they just be cracking each other. 152 00:08:30,800 --> 00:08:39,920 Speaker 1: I'm talking about laughing hard like that, you know. Stop calling. 153 00:08:41,880 --> 00:08:45,360 Speaker 1: Oh then it's go to Thomas Miles dot com quick 154 00:08:45,520 --> 00:08:47,480 Speaker 1: on the prank button that we can get the crank 155 00:08:47,520 --> 00:08:53,760 Speaker 1: at some pranking somebody you won't meet. All right, thank you, nephew. 156 00:08:53,880 --> 00:08:57,719 Speaker 1: Well be hard about what you're saying. Coming up, it's 157 00:08:57,760 --> 00:09:01,000 Speaker 1: the Strawberry letter subject, I have a rat in the basement. 158 00:09:01,080 --> 00:09:04,400 Speaker 1: We'll get into it right after this. You're listening to 159 00:09:04,520 --> 00:09:08,679 Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. H