1 00:00:00,680 --> 00:00:02,240 Speaker 1: Cutbooms. 2 00:00:02,279 --> 00:00:05,360 Speaker 2: If you thought four hours a day, twelve hundred minutes 3 00:00:05,400 --> 00:00:09,200 Speaker 2: a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants 4 00:00:09,200 --> 00:00:12,480 Speaker 2: of the old republic, a sol fashion of fairness. He 5 00:00:12,560 --> 00:00:15,480 Speaker 2: treats crackheads in the ghetto gutter the same as the 6 00:00:15,600 --> 00:00:19,440 Speaker 2: rich pill poppers in the penthouse. Wow to the Clearinghouse 7 00:00:19,520 --> 00:00:23,200 Speaker 2: of hot takes, break free for something special. The Fifth 8 00:00:23,200 --> 00:00:29,600 Speaker 2: Hour with Ben Mahller starts right now in the. 9 00:00:29,600 --> 00:00:34,280 Speaker 3: Air everywhere The Fifth Hour with Me, Ben Mahler and 10 00:00:34,560 --> 00:00:36,120 Speaker 3: Danny g Radio. 11 00:00:36,280 --> 00:00:37,720 Speaker 1: It is now Saturday. 12 00:00:38,400 --> 00:00:40,320 Speaker 3: You can listen whenever you want, obviously, but this is 13 00:00:40,360 --> 00:00:43,920 Speaker 3: being recorded early in the morning, on the twenty sixth 14 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:49,960 Speaker 3: day of July, a Saturday morning, and on this podcast 15 00:00:50,120 --> 00:00:54,080 Speaker 3: that we hope to cover all the basis, including the 16 00:00:55,160 --> 00:00:58,960 Speaker 3: big performance last night, the random Mexican wrestler, and a 17 00:00:59,000 --> 00:01:04,319 Speaker 3: bunch of other stuff in the Malor Palooza postgame extravaganza. 18 00:01:04,360 --> 00:01:06,560 Speaker 3: But I thought we would begin since we're doing this 19 00:01:07,480 --> 00:01:11,600 Speaker 3: the morning after there was a historical performance getting a 20 00:01:11,640 --> 00:01:14,760 Speaker 3: fair amount of attention from the baseball hard Oh's because 21 00:01:14,800 --> 00:01:20,840 Speaker 3: in Houston last night somebody named Nick Kurtz of the Athletics. 22 00:01:20,880 --> 00:01:23,560 Speaker 3: I think that's a baseball team, but not a good one. 23 00:01:24,200 --> 00:01:26,880 Speaker 3: Nick Kurtz hit not one, not two, not three, but 24 00:01:27,080 --> 00:01:31,040 Speaker 3: four home runs in one game. 25 00:01:31,400 --> 00:01:34,320 Speaker 4: At least pause between his first and last name. 26 00:01:34,880 --> 00:01:37,039 Speaker 1: I know, I know, right, you gotta be careful with that. 27 00:01:37,520 --> 00:01:40,560 Speaker 3: But anyway, they got the break out the Champagne and 28 00:01:40,600 --> 00:01:44,840 Speaker 3: Sacramento for these seven A's fans that are left. Rookie 29 00:01:44,920 --> 00:01:48,800 Speaker 3: Nick Kurtz the newest face of the Athletics. You think, now, Danny, 30 00:01:48,840 --> 00:01:51,120 Speaker 3: you were an A's fan back when they were in Oakland. 31 00:01:51,160 --> 00:01:53,800 Speaker 3: You know, you were younger and you go to A's games. 32 00:01:53,800 --> 00:01:56,920 Speaker 3: You've told the stories here back in the glory days 33 00:01:56,960 --> 00:01:59,800 Speaker 3: of the A's when they had Ricky Henderson and Jose Canseeko, 34 00:02:00,080 --> 00:02:02,760 Speaker 3: people like that. And now they've got this Nick Kurtz guy, 35 00:02:02,960 --> 00:02:06,320 Speaker 3: the twentieth player in baseball to do it. The part 36 00:02:06,360 --> 00:02:08,920 Speaker 3: of the story which annoys me and I'm gonna be 37 00:02:09,960 --> 00:02:15,040 Speaker 3: that guy, Danny is while four home runs, only twenty 38 00:02:15,080 --> 00:02:17,440 Speaker 3: people have done it in baseball history. There has to 39 00:02:17,480 --> 00:02:20,760 Speaker 3: be an asterisk on the fourth home run, the fourth 40 00:02:20,800 --> 00:02:25,080 Speaker 3: home run, that last majestic moonshot by Nick Kurtz of 41 00:02:25,080 --> 00:02:25,760 Speaker 3: the Athletics. 42 00:02:26,120 --> 00:02:27,919 Speaker 1: You know who it came against? Who do you think 43 00:02:28,040 --> 00:02:28,839 Speaker 1: came against. 44 00:02:28,639 --> 00:02:30,959 Speaker 3: Well, do you think it came against Nolan Ryan or 45 00:02:31,040 --> 00:02:33,520 Speaker 3: you think it came against you know, any other great 46 00:02:33,600 --> 00:02:39,600 Speaker 3: astro pitch. No, it came off a position player Houston cheating. 47 00:02:39,880 --> 00:02:44,720 Speaker 3: Asstros had given up, they waved the white flag. I 48 00:02:44,720 --> 00:02:47,160 Speaker 3: guess the trash cans weren't working in that game last night. 49 00:02:47,200 --> 00:02:50,440 Speaker 3: The buzzers must have been broken, so they essentially forfeited 50 00:02:50,480 --> 00:02:52,760 Speaker 3: at the end of the game, and they sent in 51 00:02:52,880 --> 00:02:56,880 Speaker 3: some young left fielder I've never heard of who had 52 00:02:56,880 --> 00:02:59,440 Speaker 3: a faint pulse and you know, one of the you know, 53 00:02:59,560 --> 00:03:03,840 Speaker 3: lobbing up some sixty eight mile an hour meatball, and 54 00:03:03,919 --> 00:03:07,000 Speaker 3: you know, it was like a beer league softball situation. 55 00:03:07,840 --> 00:03:09,919 Speaker 1: And so he hit his fourth home run. 56 00:03:09,960 --> 00:03:13,120 Speaker 3: But you've got you've got to put an assus on 57 00:03:13,200 --> 00:03:14,440 Speaker 3: that that's not against a. 58 00:03:14,360 --> 00:03:16,359 Speaker 1: Big league pitcher. And this is now. 59 00:03:16,440 --> 00:03:19,280 Speaker 3: Dave Roberts loves doing this, the Dodgers manager. How many 60 00:03:19,360 --> 00:03:22,120 Speaker 3: times have the Dodgers either been up by ten runs. 61 00:03:22,040 --> 00:03:26,200 Speaker 4: He sends out Kei k Hernandez gl Rojas guys like that. 62 00:03:26,919 --> 00:03:29,240 Speaker 1: Yeah, he loves doing that. He loves doing that. And 63 00:03:29,360 --> 00:03:33,160 Speaker 1: so listen to me, that's a three and a half 64 00:03:33,200 --> 00:03:33,679 Speaker 1: home run. 65 00:03:33,760 --> 00:03:37,040 Speaker 4: Game, the last home run came off of a lollipop 66 00:03:37,120 --> 00:03:39,160 Speaker 4: pitch like the one you threw in Bakersfield. 67 00:03:41,240 --> 00:03:43,480 Speaker 1: Well, no, the pitches that I that's a bad take 68 00:03:43,520 --> 00:03:47,080 Speaker 1: by you. The pitches that I throw, Danny, are unhittable. 69 00:03:47,280 --> 00:03:51,440 Speaker 3: And that is a legitimate that's called an ephis pitch, 70 00:03:51,640 --> 00:03:56,960 Speaker 3: that's a legitimate pitch that has been proven successful over 71 00:03:57,600 --> 00:03:59,640 Speaker 3: seventy years in baseball, last seventy. 72 00:03:59,440 --> 00:04:01,440 Speaker 1: Years, very successful. 73 00:04:01,720 --> 00:04:05,920 Speaker 3: So yeah, yeah, not exactly, Babe Ruth calling a shot 74 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:10,720 Speaker 3: last night in in Houston a bit tarnished. We also 75 00:04:10,760 --> 00:04:13,680 Speaker 3: had a trade. There were a couple of trades. The 76 00:04:13,720 --> 00:04:15,400 Speaker 3: one I got a couple of emails. I guess i'll 77 00:04:15,440 --> 00:04:17,040 Speaker 3: address this year so I don't have to talk about 78 00:04:17,040 --> 00:04:18,640 Speaker 3: it when I come back to work on. 79 00:04:18,600 --> 00:04:20,120 Speaker 1: The radio show on Sunday night. 80 00:04:20,200 --> 00:04:25,200 Speaker 3: The New York Yankees made a trade yesterday. They got 81 00:04:25,480 --> 00:04:29,520 Speaker 3: Ryan McMahon, who now I'm actually happy about this, Danny. 82 00:04:29,560 --> 00:04:31,680 Speaker 3: I was worried that Dodgers were to get Ryan McMahon 83 00:04:31,680 --> 00:04:34,000 Speaker 3: from the Rockies, so I'm glad. 84 00:04:33,720 --> 00:04:36,120 Speaker 1: That he's going to the to the Yankees. 85 00:04:36,800 --> 00:04:40,679 Speaker 3: And another player that Brian Cashman has picked up who 86 00:04:41,240 --> 00:04:44,359 Speaker 3: looks like an All star because the Rockies have to 87 00:04:44,360 --> 00:04:47,320 Speaker 3: have an All Star and another guy that is just 88 00:04:47,400 --> 00:04:50,880 Speaker 3: a mirage when he leaves Coors Field, so good luck 89 00:04:50,920 --> 00:04:54,680 Speaker 3: on that. When he's playing in Denver, Ryan McMahon, he 90 00:04:54,760 --> 00:04:57,800 Speaker 3: looks like Juan Soto and when he's lead. When he's 91 00:04:57,839 --> 00:05:01,000 Speaker 3: outside Denver, he plays like Nick Punto, so good luck 92 00:05:01,040 --> 00:05:04,760 Speaker 3: with that. And if he was a Mexican wrestler, Ryan 93 00:05:04,839 --> 00:05:08,320 Speaker 3: McMahon outside of Colorado would be l Stinko. 94 00:05:08,360 --> 00:05:10,320 Speaker 1: And now he is a New York Yankee. 95 00:05:10,960 --> 00:05:13,200 Speaker 3: And there were rumors the Yankees were gonna go out 96 00:05:13,240 --> 00:05:16,479 Speaker 3: and get O'Neil Cruz, who's got the razzle dazzle. 97 00:05:16,040 --> 00:05:18,360 Speaker 1: Even though he's batting like two point fifteen. 98 00:05:18,640 --> 00:05:23,880 Speaker 3: Or Gino Suarez of the Diamondbacks, and instead they got 99 00:05:24,040 --> 00:05:29,640 Speaker 3: Ryan McMahon. Ryan McMahon is who they got, so good 100 00:05:29,680 --> 00:05:34,000 Speaker 3: defensive player who can't hit Other than that, you know, 101 00:05:34,440 --> 00:05:37,440 Speaker 3: whoo pee Dando, congratulations. 102 00:05:37,400 --> 00:05:39,600 Speaker 1: Way to go, way to go on that. 103 00:05:40,040 --> 00:05:44,800 Speaker 3: And what else do I am into the nfl PA story, Danny, 104 00:05:44,839 --> 00:05:46,480 Speaker 3: I think that's a pretty good story. 105 00:05:46,839 --> 00:05:49,560 Speaker 1: That the NFL Players Association. 106 00:05:49,760 --> 00:05:52,920 Speaker 3: How many stories have we seen over the last couple 107 00:05:52,960 --> 00:05:59,040 Speaker 3: of years, these self righteous chest pounding protectors of the 108 00:05:59,080 --> 00:06:03,680 Speaker 3: players you know, come off as total douchebags. And apparently, 109 00:06:04,880 --> 00:06:08,960 Speaker 3: if this report is accurate, they have had their hand 110 00:06:09,120 --> 00:06:12,560 Speaker 3: not just in the cookie jar, they have been elbowed 111 00:06:12,640 --> 00:06:13,640 Speaker 3: deep in. 112 00:06:13,600 --> 00:06:14,200 Speaker 1: The cookie jar. 113 00:06:14,320 --> 00:06:18,200 Speaker 3: This is not some little accounting error, if you know 114 00:06:18,240 --> 00:06:23,000 Speaker 3: where I'm going with this. It's not some just slight misuse. 115 00:06:22,600 --> 00:06:28,200 Speaker 1: Of union funds. It's major personal enrichment. 116 00:06:28,360 --> 00:06:31,520 Speaker 3: Like this is a massive story, and the FEDS are 117 00:06:31,560 --> 00:06:37,840 Speaker 3: now investigating this. And there are some people who scream 118 00:06:38,800 --> 00:06:44,279 Speaker 3: about player rights and it's not fair, you know, safety protocols, 119 00:06:44,400 --> 00:06:49,360 Speaker 3: all this stuff, and the union that the same people 120 00:06:49,400 --> 00:06:52,479 Speaker 3: that preach all that stuff, if this story is right, 121 00:06:52,680 --> 00:06:59,240 Speaker 3: are siphoning money from the players while they are preaching 122 00:07:00,080 --> 00:07:04,360 Speaker 3: and they're giving sermons about it's not fair and all 123 00:07:04,440 --> 00:07:07,360 Speaker 3: this stuff, trying to protect the players, they're out there 124 00:07:07,400 --> 00:07:12,640 Speaker 3: taking money, which is just outstanding when you think about 125 00:07:12,680 --> 00:07:16,600 Speaker 3: all the times we've seen quotes about player empowerment and 126 00:07:16,960 --> 00:07:19,440 Speaker 3: they want transparency and all this stuff. 127 00:07:19,960 --> 00:07:21,160 Speaker 1: And it turns out. 128 00:07:21,640 --> 00:07:27,280 Speaker 3: The only thing the union's empowered has been their bank accounts. 129 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:31,120 Speaker 3: That they've been powered up on that, and so every 130 00:07:31,160 --> 00:07:34,240 Speaker 3: time they send out some story ripping the owners. There's 131 00:07:34,280 --> 00:07:38,360 Speaker 3: a three part docu series with the dramatic violins and 132 00:07:38,400 --> 00:07:44,000 Speaker 3: the slow motion shots of NFL executives walking around, and 133 00:07:44,080 --> 00:07:48,760 Speaker 3: yet I don't get the same vitriol for this particular story. 134 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:51,120 Speaker 1: Are you seeing that? I'm not seeing that, Danny. It 135 00:07:51,120 --> 00:07:51,840 Speaker 1: doesn't seem to. 136 00:07:51,800 --> 00:07:55,760 Speaker 3: Be the yin to the yang here that I know. 137 00:07:55,800 --> 00:07:58,200 Speaker 3: Why that is is we don't really know who the 138 00:07:58,280 --> 00:07:59,160 Speaker 3: union people are. 139 00:08:00,200 --> 00:08:01,560 Speaker 1: I have no idea what these people are. 140 00:08:01,880 --> 00:08:06,440 Speaker 3: And we're not getting the sermons about bad optics in 141 00:08:06,480 --> 00:08:07,760 Speaker 3: the NFL and all that stuff. 142 00:08:07,800 --> 00:08:09,239 Speaker 1: But that's a terrible story. 143 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:13,600 Speaker 3: If the players are sending money in and the people 144 00:08:13,680 --> 00:08:17,400 Speaker 3: running the union are taking that money and shaving a 145 00:08:17,440 --> 00:08:19,560 Speaker 3: little off the top so they can buy Porsches and 146 00:08:19,640 --> 00:08:22,480 Speaker 3: BMW's and god only knows what Ben. 147 00:08:22,520 --> 00:08:26,040 Speaker 4: We've been hearing about how dirty this union has been 148 00:08:26,160 --> 00:08:29,280 Speaker 4: for years, and stories about how they're in bed with 149 00:08:29,320 --> 00:08:31,760 Speaker 4: the league and they're not really there for the players. 150 00:08:32,160 --> 00:08:33,640 Speaker 1: Yeah, no, it's it's wild. 151 00:08:33,679 --> 00:08:36,680 Speaker 3: I mean, this is over the top, and the fact 152 00:08:36,720 --> 00:08:40,480 Speaker 3: that the people could go to jail now, so it's 153 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:43,760 Speaker 3: just listen. I don't want to hear about the slogans 154 00:08:43,800 --> 00:08:48,080 Speaker 3: and the hashtags and the rally around the players, the 155 00:08:48,080 --> 00:08:54,280 Speaker 3: player empowerment speeches when the books are being cooked like 156 00:08:54,400 --> 00:08:59,640 Speaker 3: a barbecue on the beach in late July, sell me 157 00:08:59,679 --> 00:09:03,160 Speaker 3: a little. I did want to get to the Mallard 158 00:09:03,200 --> 00:09:08,120 Speaker 3: Palooza twenty twenty five post game show as advertised. As advertised, Danny, 159 00:09:08,400 --> 00:09:12,240 Speaker 3: this past week we had the biggest event in overnight 160 00:09:12,280 --> 00:09:13,000 Speaker 3: sports radio. 161 00:09:13,559 --> 00:09:16,480 Speaker 1: We save this for the Saturday special. It's time. 162 00:09:17,160 --> 00:09:20,760 Speaker 4: I saw so much traffic on Twitter about this event, 163 00:09:21,240 --> 00:09:23,960 Speaker 4: and I had fomo because you know, I sleep during 164 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:27,520 Speaker 4: those hours, and I was pissed off that I missed everything. 165 00:09:27,559 --> 00:09:29,160 Speaker 4: I just saw all the reactions. 166 00:09:29,520 --> 00:09:31,520 Speaker 1: Well, it was polarizing, Danny. Now we're going in the 167 00:09:31,559 --> 00:09:32,280 Speaker 1: hot top time machine. 168 00:09:32,280 --> 00:09:34,640 Speaker 3: We're gonna go down memory lane looking back at the 169 00:09:34,679 --> 00:09:39,080 Speaker 3: Malar Paluza twenty twenty five. A spectacle. Now, we have 170 00:09:39,200 --> 00:09:43,080 Speaker 3: heard from those working the dreaded day shift, like you, Danny, 171 00:09:43,240 --> 00:09:47,280 Speaker 3: that a lot of people will stay up late, they'll 172 00:09:48,080 --> 00:09:51,520 Speaker 3: miss work, or go into work late, or you know, 173 00:09:51,800 --> 00:09:55,320 Speaker 3: sudden they wake up groggy because they stayed up too 174 00:09:55,360 --> 00:09:58,200 Speaker 3: late to hear the Malor Palooza. And the question that 175 00:09:58,280 --> 00:10:02,800 Speaker 3: is often asked was it worth it? And like most 176 00:10:02,840 --> 00:10:06,920 Speaker 3: events on the Overnight Show, it depends on who you ask, 177 00:10:07,320 --> 00:10:10,439 Speaker 3: Like I thought this year's mall be I'll be completely 178 00:10:10,480 --> 00:10:13,960 Speaker 3: transparent here. I thought the twenty twenty five Mallard Palooza 179 00:10:14,520 --> 00:10:17,640 Speaker 3: was flat. It was like a bottle of PEPSI left 180 00:10:17,679 --> 00:10:20,959 Speaker 3: open on the counter. There was not enough fizz. There 181 00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:24,960 Speaker 3: was no real pop there. And it wasn't all terrible 182 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:29,040 Speaker 3: like there were things that I loved. Inca terror outstanding 183 00:10:29,200 --> 00:10:35,240 Speaker 3: judge back from New York there, classically trained musician. I 184 00:10:35,240 --> 00:10:38,839 Speaker 3: think it is really good at that. Ohio Al, who's 185 00:10:38,880 --> 00:10:43,480 Speaker 3: a big part of this podcast, great wonderful. Bennett the 186 00:10:43,480 --> 00:10:48,680 Speaker 3: comedian Kid stayed up, had his younger sister Valerie take 187 00:10:48,720 --> 00:10:51,880 Speaker 3: part in his comedy bit Tony from the Bay Area. 188 00:10:52,760 --> 00:10:53,680 Speaker 1: Tony's always good. 189 00:10:53,840 --> 00:10:57,800 Speaker 3: Just Josh and Jay Scoop absolutely killed it all right. 190 00:10:57,840 --> 00:11:01,120 Speaker 1: We had the pig Squeeler, who I believe was on. 191 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:02,680 Speaker 3: When you were doing it, Danny, remember the guy that 192 00:11:02,760 --> 00:11:04,840 Speaker 3: called he's been around for years. 193 00:11:05,280 --> 00:11:06,040 Speaker 4: That's a favorite. 194 00:11:06,400 --> 00:11:07,480 Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a fan favorite. 195 00:11:07,520 --> 00:11:12,839 Speaker 3: Andre from the Commonwealth brought his dog WILLISFF so. 196 00:11:12,840 --> 00:11:13,640 Speaker 1: That was kind of cool. 197 00:11:13,920 --> 00:11:18,439 Speaker 3: So we did have an actual canine contestant and that 198 00:11:18,800 --> 00:11:21,480 Speaker 3: was pretty cool. And to me, that's the kind of 199 00:11:21,520 --> 00:11:26,120 Speaker 3: act if there's one act that defines what the Ben 200 00:11:26,160 --> 00:11:31,480 Speaker 3: Mahler Show and the Mallard Palooza should be. It's weird, 201 00:11:32,480 --> 00:11:39,240 Speaker 3: unexpected authentic, right, weird unexpected authentic, like a man and 202 00:11:39,320 --> 00:11:40,199 Speaker 3: his dog. 203 00:11:40,080 --> 00:11:43,760 Speaker 1: Just barking at. 204 00:11:43,040 --> 00:11:45,160 Speaker 3: Three in the morning. You know, That's that's what we're 205 00:11:45,160 --> 00:11:49,720 Speaker 3: looking for. That's Malard Palooza magic. That's overnight radio with 206 00:11:49,840 --> 00:11:54,079 Speaker 3: the callers, and it's like the perfect theater of the absurd. However, 207 00:11:55,840 --> 00:11:58,400 Speaker 3: the end of the d Danny and I do not 208 00:11:58,520 --> 00:12:00,959 Speaker 3: say this with much joy in my heart. The twenty 209 00:12:01,040 --> 00:12:05,800 Speaker 3: twenty five Malapluza had way too many peaks and valleys right, 210 00:12:06,080 --> 00:12:08,080 Speaker 3: way too many valleys, like. 211 00:12:08,400 --> 00:12:12,480 Speaker 1: We hit a wall a wall, and. 212 00:12:12,400 --> 00:12:15,920 Speaker 3: Doing the retrospective, the post mortem, the autopsy, every want 213 00:12:15,920 --> 00:12:19,800 Speaker 3: to say it like there's you never know what you're 214 00:12:19,800 --> 00:12:21,920 Speaker 3: gonna get with these things. I thought there was like 215 00:12:21,960 --> 00:12:27,600 Speaker 3: a quality control issue. Now I have realized, and this 216 00:12:27,760 --> 00:12:33,120 Speaker 3: is not meant to offend, but merely an observation that 217 00:12:33,240 --> 00:12:37,600 Speaker 3: we have a lot of people that listen overnight in 218 00:12:37,679 --> 00:12:41,520 Speaker 3: the Malad Militia that genuinely believe. 219 00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:45,720 Speaker 1: In their heart that they're funny. 220 00:12:46,679 --> 00:12:50,959 Speaker 3: They believe they've got amazing material that they should be 221 00:12:51,520 --> 00:12:55,000 Speaker 3: appearing at the improv. They believe they know how to 222 00:12:55,040 --> 00:13:03,120 Speaker 3: deliver a punchline. Spoiler alert, they can't. There were comedy 223 00:13:03,200 --> 00:13:07,640 Speaker 3: routines that felt like they were written on the back 224 00:13:07,679 --> 00:13:11,840 Speaker 3: of a receipt at a waffle house within the last 225 00:13:11,920 --> 00:13:16,000 Speaker 3: twenty minutes before the bed like we kept waiting, we 226 00:13:16,120 --> 00:13:18,640 Speaker 3: kept waiting to laugh, Danny like nothing was. 227 00:13:18,600 --> 00:13:20,400 Speaker 4: It at least good bad? 228 00:13:20,559 --> 00:13:22,599 Speaker 3: No, no, it wasn't even good bad. It was just 229 00:13:22,720 --> 00:13:25,360 Speaker 3: bad bad, not even good bad. Like you cannot create 230 00:13:25,400 --> 00:13:30,160 Speaker 3: comedy in a vacuum. It's almost impossible to be funny 231 00:13:30,480 --> 00:13:34,280 Speaker 3: without people laughing and reacting. Like even to me, the 232 00:13:34,320 --> 00:13:36,920 Speaker 3: greatest comedian that I ever saw was a guy named 233 00:13:36,960 --> 00:13:37,640 Speaker 3: George Carlin. 234 00:13:37,720 --> 00:13:39,400 Speaker 1: Old radio guy became a comedian. 235 00:13:40,240 --> 00:13:43,520 Speaker 3: George Carlin, if he came back across the Pearly Gates 236 00:13:43,920 --> 00:13:48,600 Speaker 3: would have struggled with some of these setups. Right and listen, 237 00:13:48,760 --> 00:13:52,079 Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I'm not sorry. Telling a knock knock joke 238 00:13:52,480 --> 00:13:57,440 Speaker 3: in a deadpan monotone delivery at four in the morning 239 00:13:58,400 --> 00:14:02,960 Speaker 3: on Cape cod is not performance Art's. It made me feel, 240 00:14:03,040 --> 00:14:07,599 Speaker 3: Danny like I had been taken to Was it Alligator 241 00:14:08,080 --> 00:14:12,200 Speaker 3: Island or Guantanamo Bay or it was like torture. 242 00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:14,880 Speaker 1: So enough. 243 00:14:15,760 --> 00:14:18,160 Speaker 3: I know everyone thinks they're funny, and you're probably really 244 00:14:18,200 --> 00:14:19,520 Speaker 3: funny and all that stuff. 245 00:14:19,280 --> 00:14:22,600 Speaker 1: But it just doesn't It does not work. 246 00:14:22,720 --> 00:14:28,440 Speaker 4: Okay, I downloaded that episode to my Apple page and 247 00:14:28,600 --> 00:14:31,920 Speaker 4: it's in my cue. I've already been looking forward to 248 00:14:32,160 --> 00:14:35,440 Speaker 4: hearing it, and now what you just said, instead of 249 00:14:35,840 --> 00:14:38,080 Speaker 4: driving me away, it makes me want to listen that 250 00:14:38,200 --> 00:14:38,720 Speaker 4: much more. 251 00:14:39,600 --> 00:14:45,400 Speaker 3: Well, good luck. Now that's one problem. Okay, so that's 252 00:14:45,440 --> 00:14:49,600 Speaker 3: the first problem. The bigger issue now we are going 253 00:14:49,640 --> 00:14:53,080 Speaker 3: to get to the three headed fire breathing dragon in 254 00:14:53,120 --> 00:14:53,440 Speaker 3: the room. 255 00:14:53,720 --> 00:14:54,000 Speaker 1: Okay. 256 00:14:54,040 --> 00:14:58,400 Speaker 3: The big issue here that the overnight show has gotten 257 00:14:58,440 --> 00:15:02,040 Speaker 3: so popular and we've done so well that the Mallard 258 00:15:02,040 --> 00:15:04,320 Speaker 3: Palooza has gotten pretty big. 259 00:15:04,360 --> 00:15:06,120 Speaker 1: The show's gotten as much as. 260 00:15:06,040 --> 00:15:08,840 Speaker 3: An overnight show can get big, and so the Mallard 261 00:15:08,840 --> 00:15:13,480 Speaker 3: Palooza has become contaminated with what your friend and our 262 00:15:13,560 --> 00:15:14,680 Speaker 3: former colleague, lay. 263 00:15:14,480 --> 00:15:16,520 Speaker 1: Travis, who says the mind virus. 264 00:15:16,800 --> 00:15:19,000 Speaker 3: Now, when I say the mind virus, we have the 265 00:15:19,040 --> 00:15:22,480 Speaker 3: same problem that the NBA Slam Dunk contest has. We 266 00:15:22,520 --> 00:15:24,520 Speaker 3: have the same problem that the Major League Baseball home 267 00:15:24,560 --> 00:15:26,400 Speaker 3: run derby hash. 268 00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:28,400 Speaker 1: And what is that problem? 269 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:32,880 Speaker 3: It is the it's a slow decline brought on by 270 00:15:33,040 --> 00:15:37,080 Speaker 3: one very painful truth. Some of our biggest stars in 271 00:15:37,120 --> 00:15:41,080 Speaker 3: the Malard militia don't want to play ball. They don't 272 00:15:41,120 --> 00:15:43,800 Speaker 3: want to be part of the Mallard palooza. They've got 273 00:15:44,080 --> 00:15:45,920 Speaker 3: much lofty status. 274 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:49,840 Speaker 4: Danny, I'm not here to apologize about nothing, big bend. 275 00:15:50,480 --> 00:15:53,160 Speaker 3: We listen, Ohio's not a bench guy, and just Josh 276 00:15:53,160 --> 00:15:55,120 Speaker 3: and Jay scoops of these other guys. But there were 277 00:15:55,200 --> 00:15:58,320 Speaker 3: a lot of like, where's that guy? I want to 278 00:15:58,360 --> 00:16:01,880 Speaker 3: see that guy? Like for right now, I'm not gonna 279 00:16:01,920 --> 00:16:04,280 Speaker 3: name names. You know, I'm not gonna I'm not I'm 280 00:16:04,320 --> 00:16:07,080 Speaker 3: not gonna name names. But if I was gonna name names, 281 00:16:07,120 --> 00:16:10,200 Speaker 3: I'd be like, where's weed Man, Hippie, where's Hollering James, 282 00:16:10,440 --> 00:16:11,080 Speaker 3: Where's Jed? 283 00:16:11,120 --> 00:16:13,320 Speaker 1: Who fled? I need Blair in Maine? 284 00:16:13,400 --> 00:16:16,880 Speaker 3: How I would even take Marcel in Brooklyn doing food picks, 285 00:16:17,320 --> 00:16:20,720 Speaker 3: like random food picks like these are for us the 286 00:16:20,800 --> 00:16:24,440 Speaker 3: show heyl Tani, the Tani not in the home run 287 00:16:24,480 --> 00:16:27,160 Speaker 3: derby this year. That was a buzzkill. Anthony Edwards and 288 00:16:27,200 --> 00:16:29,320 Speaker 3: this he's never done the slam dunk contest. I don't 289 00:16:29,320 --> 00:16:32,560 Speaker 3: believe from the Timberwolves like for us, like we don't 290 00:16:32,560 --> 00:16:36,600 Speaker 3: have Anthony Edwards or Otani. We've got weed Man, Hippie 291 00:16:36,600 --> 00:16:39,600 Speaker 3: and angry Bill. And we were supposed to have Mark, 292 00:16:39,680 --> 00:16:41,680 Speaker 3: the full name guy, and then he had They couldn't 293 00:16:41,920 --> 00:16:45,200 Speaker 3: perform because he was gonna blow into a harmonica and 294 00:16:45,240 --> 00:16:48,080 Speaker 3: then he's like his roommate or whatever's gonna wake up, 295 00:16:48,120 --> 00:16:50,280 Speaker 3: and so he had to tap out. But at least 296 00:16:50,320 --> 00:16:53,520 Speaker 3: he called up and said I can't do it. But 297 00:16:53,600 --> 00:16:57,120 Speaker 3: those are the callers. Again, I didn't name anybody weed Man, hollering, 298 00:16:57,200 --> 00:16:59,000 Speaker 3: James Jed who fled Blair Marshall. 299 00:16:59,040 --> 00:17:00,000 Speaker 1: I didn't name him Danny. 300 00:17:00,160 --> 00:17:03,560 Speaker 3: But those are the people that often the other listeners 301 00:17:03,560 --> 00:17:04,200 Speaker 3: tune in for. 302 00:17:04,840 --> 00:17:07,000 Speaker 1: These are the guys that you build the card around. 303 00:17:07,520 --> 00:17:09,480 Speaker 3: And it's kind of like you go to a boxing 304 00:17:09,520 --> 00:17:11,560 Speaker 3: match and you don't have a headliner or you know, 305 00:17:11,720 --> 00:17:12,240 Speaker 3: or you don't. 306 00:17:12,119 --> 00:17:15,120 Speaker 4: Have yeah, you know what. It's like a festival concert, 307 00:17:15,359 --> 00:17:17,600 Speaker 4: like a Saturday and a Sunday. You had the Saturday 308 00:17:17,600 --> 00:17:20,240 Speaker 4: performers but not the Sunday headliners. 309 00:17:20,800 --> 00:17:23,159 Speaker 1: Yeah, we just were lacking some of that stuff. 310 00:17:23,160 --> 00:17:25,359 Speaker 3: And and those are the people that you tune in 311 00:17:25,400 --> 00:17:27,320 Speaker 3: for and all that stuff, and they a lot we 312 00:17:27,440 --> 00:17:30,240 Speaker 3: need them to show up and we don't want to 313 00:17:30,280 --> 00:17:34,560 Speaker 3: hear I do not want to hear about caller burnout or. 314 00:17:34,480 --> 00:17:36,760 Speaker 1: I just need to take the year off. It's radio. 315 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:40,159 Speaker 3: It's all you're doing is talking. This is the show 316 00:17:40,200 --> 00:17:43,560 Speaker 3: that never sleeps. We're always on in the middle of 317 00:17:43,640 --> 00:17:48,159 Speaker 3: the night. You don't load, manage your phone call, you 318 00:17:48,280 --> 00:17:51,520 Speaker 3: show up, You deliver, or at least you try. And 319 00:17:51,960 --> 00:17:56,280 Speaker 3: you can't be ghosting the mal or to lose like 320 00:17:56,359 --> 00:18:00,919 Speaker 3: it loses some of its soul. Right, that's the recipe. 321 00:18:01,200 --> 00:18:05,240 Speaker 3: We need characters, we don't need now. There's always there's 322 00:18:05,320 --> 00:18:08,639 Speaker 3: always room for the open mic amateur, a few of 323 00:18:08,680 --> 00:18:13,919 Speaker 3: those guys. But you can't have every other performance be 324 00:18:14,040 --> 00:18:17,760 Speaker 3: that and Jed crashing his own segment mid call. I 325 00:18:17,800 --> 00:18:20,920 Speaker 3: would be like, Okay, that's good. You know Jed talking 326 00:18:20,960 --> 00:18:23,959 Speaker 3: to another crackhead out in the swamp plant of Florida. Uh, 327 00:18:24,160 --> 00:18:27,840 Speaker 3: you know, weed man hippie asking for rent money, pay 328 00:18:28,200 --> 00:18:30,560 Speaker 3: we pay gmail me money or whatever. 329 00:18:31,240 --> 00:18:31,720 Speaker 1: I would have. 330 00:18:31,640 --> 00:18:34,919 Speaker 3: Taken there, and because you know, that's what makes the 331 00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:41,400 Speaker 3: Malard Polsea sing and it's it's not cringeworthy comedy. 332 00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:43,399 Speaker 1: It's not that you know. 333 00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:48,520 Speaker 3: Now that said credit where it's due. I thought the 334 00:18:48,680 --> 00:18:53,400 Speaker 3: music was pretty good. I thought it was pretty good. 335 00:18:53,520 --> 00:18:57,520 Speaker 3: Ohio Jayscoop, some of these other guys were solid. 336 00:18:58,280 --> 00:19:01,320 Speaker 1: So what's next. So I'm looking ahead. 337 00:19:01,359 --> 00:19:05,160 Speaker 3: I'm projecting ahead Danny to the Malard Palooz at twenty 338 00:19:05,200 --> 00:19:10,639 Speaker 3: twenty six, and we clearly need some kind of better filter. 339 00:19:11,280 --> 00:19:14,199 Speaker 3: And when I was doing the post mortem, when I 340 00:19:14,200 --> 00:19:18,520 Speaker 3: was doing the autopsy, because of some scheduling issues on 341 00:19:18,600 --> 00:19:22,000 Speaker 3: my end, we didn't really get a firm date early enough. 342 00:19:22,080 --> 00:19:24,359 Speaker 3: I think we just have to pick a firm date 343 00:19:25,320 --> 00:19:28,120 Speaker 3: and stick with it. I think that's part of the problem. 344 00:19:28,560 --> 00:19:30,960 Speaker 3: There really is no vetting process. I don't think we 345 00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:34,000 Speaker 3: can have a vetting process. It's not like you say, well, 346 00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:36,280 Speaker 3: send in a sample of what you're going to do 347 00:19:37,200 --> 00:19:39,960 Speaker 3: and then we'll see if you're worthy. It's like we 348 00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:44,040 Speaker 3: don't have a blue ribbon panel. There's no Malard Tribunal, 349 00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:46,520 Speaker 3: there's no Tzar of performance that. 350 00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:47,199 Speaker 1: There's none of that. 351 00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:51,359 Speaker 3: And so we just need some people to bring the heat. 352 00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:55,880 Speaker 3: We've got to em embress, we've got to embrace the weird. 353 00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:59,600 Speaker 4: Well, I feel like a cash prize would also be 354 00:20:00,320 --> 00:20:00,959 Speaker 4: for the winner. 355 00:20:01,119 --> 00:20:01,840 Speaker 1: Well, that's the thing. 356 00:20:01,880 --> 00:20:05,120 Speaker 3: I mean, we actually have a prize here, our buddy 357 00:20:05,240 --> 00:20:09,960 Speaker 3: from Houston, mister Irrigation, has provided another Mallor ring. 358 00:20:10,800 --> 00:20:12,000 Speaker 1: I don't know if you were on the show when 359 00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:13,520 Speaker 1: we last got rings. I don't know. 360 00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:16,240 Speaker 3: This is several years back, but big fan of the 361 00:20:16,240 --> 00:20:17,320 Speaker 3: show and he's got. 362 00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:20,000 Speaker 4: You know he was working on a Ben Mallar ring. 363 00:20:20,600 --> 00:20:22,720 Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, he had sent that. Maybe he had left 364 00:20:22,720 --> 00:20:25,320 Speaker 3: the show by then, and then he's made another one. 365 00:20:25,720 --> 00:20:28,159 Speaker 3: So this is a second Malord show ring. This is 366 00:20:28,200 --> 00:20:31,160 Speaker 3: how big a fan and how big a supporter mister 367 00:20:31,240 --> 00:20:35,400 Speaker 3: Irrigation is. Which I just love Danny because he lives 368 00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:38,520 Speaker 3: in Houston and I'm not real popular as we've talked 369 00:20:38,520 --> 00:20:40,000 Speaker 3: about on this show in Houston. 370 00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:42,359 Speaker 4: Oh oh, you remember back in the day, I brought 371 00:20:42,400 --> 00:20:45,560 Speaker 4: him to your show. I introduced him to you and 372 00:20:45,680 --> 00:20:48,840 Speaker 4: the rest is history. So I'm glad there is a prize. 373 00:20:49,480 --> 00:20:52,119 Speaker 4: Did it go to Jay Scoop? Well, he made a 374 00:20:52,160 --> 00:20:52,919 Speaker 4: bunch of rings. 375 00:20:52,920 --> 00:20:54,960 Speaker 3: Like the original plan was we were going to send 376 00:20:55,520 --> 00:20:57,359 Speaker 3: the top four or five people rings. 377 00:20:57,359 --> 00:20:59,000 Speaker 1: I guess we'll still probably end up doing that. 378 00:20:59,119 --> 00:21:00,880 Speaker 4: Okay, I see that was a. 379 00:21:00,840 --> 00:21:04,320 Speaker 1: Really nice thing to do, very generous. We have no budget. 380 00:21:04,359 --> 00:21:06,119 Speaker 3: They don't give us anything to give away on the 381 00:21:06,119 --> 00:21:10,399 Speaker 3: Overnight show. So we need listener It's like public radio. 382 00:21:10,440 --> 00:21:14,359 Speaker 3: We need listener donations. It's a listener supported broadcast in 383 00:21:14,400 --> 00:21:19,040 Speaker 3: many ways on the Overnight. So again, looking ahead for 384 00:21:19,119 --> 00:21:23,000 Speaker 3: the love of Fats from Philadelphia, who famously during the 385 00:21:23,040 --> 00:21:25,720 Speaker 3: COVID draft one of the great moments in show history. 386 00:21:25,800 --> 00:21:29,840 Speaker 3: During the COVID NFL Draft on Zoom, Fats was so 387 00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:34,600 Speaker 3: excited in his kitchen he lit himself on fire. 388 00:21:35,040 --> 00:21:39,359 Speaker 1: Hell yeah, lit his chest on fire and screamed, Ben Mahler. 389 00:21:40,640 --> 00:21:44,480 Speaker 3: That would have won going Away, all right, Danny, that 390 00:21:44,480 --> 00:21:50,200 Speaker 3: would have won going Away Mallard Palouoza this year, because listen, 391 00:21:50,280 --> 00:21:54,840 Speaker 3: the truth is the malar Palooza brand, if there is 392 00:21:54,880 --> 00:21:58,639 Speaker 3: such a thing, is not about being polished. It's not 393 00:21:58,840 --> 00:22:05,320 Speaker 3: about being America's idol or what. It's about the community 394 00:22:05,359 --> 00:22:09,720 Speaker 3: that's at the malther militia, the long distance misfits that 395 00:22:10,040 --> 00:22:14,000 Speaker 3: keep us all company from the Witching Hour and beyond and. 396 00:22:13,960 --> 00:22:14,639 Speaker 1: All that stuff. 397 00:22:14,680 --> 00:22:18,199 Speaker 3: And so again, I don't I know this is a 398 00:22:18,280 --> 00:22:20,000 Speaker 3: dated reference, but there used to be this thing called 399 00:22:20,040 --> 00:22:24,399 Speaker 3: public access back in the day, and that was like 400 00:22:24,560 --> 00:22:27,840 Speaker 3: YouTube before YouTube, and it wasn't good. 401 00:22:28,359 --> 00:22:31,200 Speaker 1: So you know what I'm saying, I mean you watched 402 00:22:31,240 --> 00:22:32,399 Speaker 1: Public Access. 403 00:22:32,040 --> 00:22:35,800 Speaker 4: Right, Oh that it was like what was the Southern 404 00:22:35,800 --> 00:22:38,320 Speaker 4: California DJ who used to walk around the beach? 405 00:22:39,200 --> 00:22:41,600 Speaker 1: Oh the por was it? The poor Man poor Man? 406 00:22:41,800 --> 00:22:42,440 Speaker 4: Yeah? 407 00:22:42,600 --> 00:22:45,000 Speaker 1: Oh yeah. He was like weed man hippie, except he 408 00:22:45,040 --> 00:22:50,280 Speaker 1: had a job. I love you The poor Man, right? 409 00:22:51,520 --> 00:22:54,040 Speaker 3: And he hosted love Line. I mean that guy was 410 00:22:54,080 --> 00:22:57,040 Speaker 3: quite the character. I think he don't sue me. I 411 00:22:57,080 --> 00:22:58,840 Speaker 3: as I understand it, I might be wrong. 412 00:22:58,920 --> 00:22:59,720 Speaker 1: I think he sued. 413 00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:03,440 Speaker 3: I mean that was his his intellectual property, love Line, 414 00:23:04,240 --> 00:23:07,720 Speaker 3: and he hosted it with doctor Drew ad k Rock 415 00:23:08,680 --> 00:23:10,639 Speaker 3: and then they got rid of him and they, you know, 416 00:23:10,640 --> 00:23:13,240 Speaker 3: obviously had Adam Corolla and a bunch of other people 417 00:23:13,280 --> 00:23:13,760 Speaker 3: hosted that. 418 00:23:13,840 --> 00:23:18,560 Speaker 1: So but I think, yeah, yeah he was and he 419 00:23:18,600 --> 00:23:25,520 Speaker 1: didn't he buy time on local TV. The poor Man, Yeah, 420 00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:26,440 Speaker 1: go around? 421 00:23:27,280 --> 00:23:28,960 Speaker 3: And I remember watching it when I was younger because 422 00:23:28,960 --> 00:23:31,600 Speaker 3: it was like he'd just interviewed hot chicks and bikinis, 423 00:23:31,640 --> 00:23:33,240 Speaker 3: Like who doesn't want to watch that? 424 00:23:33,440 --> 00:23:36,480 Speaker 1: You know? I mean that's uh. 425 00:23:36,560 --> 00:23:39,280 Speaker 4: I just remember anytime his face would come on the TV, 426 00:23:39,400 --> 00:23:41,840 Speaker 4: my mom would say turn the channel please. 427 00:23:43,400 --> 00:23:45,159 Speaker 1: Not very mom friendly. 428 00:23:45,359 --> 00:23:49,199 Speaker 3: Yeah, I remember him going around like Venice Beach or 429 00:23:49,280 --> 00:23:53,320 Speaker 3: Santa Monica and he'd be interviewing or Huntington Beach and 430 00:23:53,400 --> 00:23:56,800 Speaker 3: he'd be interviewing in my head like these really scantily clad, 431 00:23:56,880 --> 00:24:00,720 Speaker 3: you know, college girls and asking the dumb question the 432 00:24:00,720 --> 00:24:02,879 Speaker 3: world just because he wanted to show him on camera. 433 00:24:03,280 --> 00:24:05,080 Speaker 3: You know, I didn't even care what they said. He 434 00:24:05,160 --> 00:24:09,040 Speaker 3: was trying to, you know, get the the clicks. Uh So, yeah, 435 00:24:09,160 --> 00:24:13,879 Speaker 3: that's that's it. And I want more variety, like I 436 00:24:13,920 --> 00:24:17,600 Speaker 3: feel like in years past on the Mallard Paluza, we 437 00:24:17,680 --> 00:24:20,720 Speaker 3: just had a little more variety, you know what I mean, Danny, 438 00:24:20,880 --> 00:24:24,080 Speaker 3: you know a little more. And it's difficult because we can't. 439 00:24:24,560 --> 00:24:25,920 Speaker 1: Show you it's radio. 440 00:24:26,960 --> 00:24:30,520 Speaker 3: But there's gotta be unique acts like a how about 441 00:24:30,520 --> 00:24:35,080 Speaker 3: a good whistling act, something like that, a whistle act. 442 00:24:35,480 --> 00:24:40,040 Speaker 3: We had the Boston Burper, wonderful act, the Boston Burper, 443 00:24:40,720 --> 00:24:44,160 Speaker 3: and we love that he could burp out our names 444 00:24:44,240 --> 00:24:45,359 Speaker 3: and talk and burp. 445 00:24:46,040 --> 00:24:46,720 Speaker 1: That was good. 446 00:24:47,240 --> 00:24:50,360 Speaker 3: How about a high powered fart, a person that could 447 00:24:50,480 --> 00:24:53,479 Speaker 3: fart on command. That would do very well in future 448 00:24:53,520 --> 00:24:58,560 Speaker 3: malle Losers. Now anyway, listen, it wasn't terrible the comedy. Again, 449 00:24:58,760 --> 00:25:00,600 Speaker 3: I felt like I needed to go to an island 450 00:25:00,680 --> 00:25:05,040 Speaker 3: surrounded by alligators because it was a little tough, a 451 00:25:05,040 --> 00:25:05,720 Speaker 3: little tough, but. 452 00:25:05,720 --> 00:25:07,680 Speaker 4: I feel like I need a Mallord report starr In 453 00:25:07,800 --> 00:25:08,000 Speaker 4: on this. 454 00:25:09,080 --> 00:25:13,280 Speaker 3: Yeah, I would give the malar palooza on the I 455 00:25:13,320 --> 00:25:14,080 Speaker 3: would give it. 456 00:25:13,960 --> 00:25:17,199 Speaker 1: A C minus, like right in the middle. It's a 457 00:25:17,240 --> 00:25:20,320 Speaker 1: passing grade. It's a passing. 458 00:25:19,960 --> 00:25:24,520 Speaker 3: Grade, but not not near the top. 459 00:25:25,040 --> 00:25:27,680 Speaker 1: And you know, I'm barely passing, barely. 460 00:25:27,320 --> 00:25:29,280 Speaker 4: Passing an eight to nine NFL record. 461 00:25:30,080 --> 00:25:34,480 Speaker 3: Yeah, it's Jeff Fisher. It's the old Jeff Fisher coach coaching. 462 00:25:34,560 --> 00:25:36,520 Speaker 3: All right, we'll get out on that, Danny. We've got 463 00:25:36,520 --> 00:25:39,760 Speaker 3: the mail bag tomorrow. Anything else you want to yap about. 464 00:25:39,760 --> 00:25:43,760 Speaker 3: Promote a Saturday. I've got the honeydew list today. That's 465 00:25:43,800 --> 00:25:45,440 Speaker 3: what I'll be doing. Yeah. 466 00:25:45,480 --> 00:25:47,960 Speaker 4: You know, well, my wife is going to be packing 467 00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:50,879 Speaker 4: all day because I have to work next week, just 468 00:25:50,960 --> 00:25:53,520 Speaker 4: like you. But her family once a year they meet 469 00:25:53,640 --> 00:25:55,640 Speaker 4: up for a camping trip in Moro Bay. 470 00:25:56,280 --> 00:25:58,920 Speaker 3: I love morib It's beautiful. There's a nuclear power plant 471 00:25:59,040 --> 00:25:59,440 Speaker 3: right there. 472 00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:00,440 Speaker 1: It's great. 473 00:26:01,119 --> 00:26:04,120 Speaker 4: The stacks, the three stacks in a rock. Yeah, And 474 00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:07,800 Speaker 4: so she's going to be spending all day packing because 475 00:26:07,840 --> 00:26:10,520 Speaker 4: she's going to take the kids to go see her family, 476 00:26:10,560 --> 00:26:13,280 Speaker 4: and they're going to camp for a couple of days. Myself. 477 00:26:13,359 --> 00:26:15,679 Speaker 4: I guess I'm gonna help in all that and then 478 00:26:15,760 --> 00:26:17,760 Speaker 4: see them off, which means I'm going to have the 479 00:26:17,800 --> 00:26:22,000 Speaker 4: house to myself for a couple of days. Women, Fifth 480 00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:23,960 Speaker 4: Hour podcast party over here at the crib. 481 00:26:24,640 --> 00:26:28,120 Speaker 3: Nice Party's back in his bachelor days this week. 482 00:26:28,160 --> 00:26:28,520 Speaker 1: Boys. 483 00:26:29,240 --> 00:26:32,760 Speaker 4: Hey, yeah, me and the Burbank butt sniffer are back. 484 00:26:34,480 --> 00:26:35,119 Speaker 1: I saw that. 485 00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:38,959 Speaker 3: I'm glad they keep letting him out so he can 486 00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:40,480 Speaker 3: sniff sniff more ass. 487 00:26:40,480 --> 00:26:40,960 Speaker 1: That's good. 488 00:26:41,680 --> 00:26:44,240 Speaker 4: Yeah, watch out if you are in a Barnes and 489 00:26:44,320 --> 00:26:47,760 Speaker 4: Nobles anywhere near California, beware, I watch. 490 00:26:47,840 --> 00:26:51,280 Speaker 1: But what's worse, Danny, real quick, toss up? All right, 491 00:26:51,320 --> 00:26:51,840 Speaker 1: what's worse? 492 00:26:52,480 --> 00:26:57,520 Speaker 3: The sniffer that goes around sniffing ladies tushes or. 493 00:26:58,080 --> 00:26:59,640 Speaker 4: The if you're really quick, If you don't know who 494 00:26:59,640 --> 00:27:02,640 Speaker 4: we're talking about, there's this guy in southern California. He 495 00:27:02,680 --> 00:27:07,200 Speaker 4: got caught sniffing female's butts in public. They threw the 496 00:27:07,240 --> 00:27:09,920 Speaker 4: book at him, but he got out on bail. While 497 00:27:09,960 --> 00:27:12,359 Speaker 4: he was out on bail, he got hot inside of 498 00:27:12,400 --> 00:27:16,159 Speaker 4: Barnes and Nobles doing it again. So this guy just 499 00:27:16,200 --> 00:27:17,200 Speaker 4: can't help himself. 500 00:27:17,920 --> 00:27:20,520 Speaker 1: This is what he loves. This is his love. What 501 00:27:20,680 --> 00:27:21,280 Speaker 1: is worse that? 502 00:27:21,920 --> 00:27:29,040 Speaker 3: Or the Clippers assistant coach who was rubbing his tookis 503 00:27:29,600 --> 00:27:30,960 Speaker 3: and then rubbed. 504 00:27:31,080 --> 00:27:34,679 Speaker 1: And wiped it on the hotel. I think that's actually worse. 505 00:27:35,080 --> 00:27:36,040 Speaker 4: Oh, that's worse. 506 00:27:36,720 --> 00:27:39,000 Speaker 1: That's worse. We agree, right, And it looked like. 507 00:27:38,960 --> 00:27:40,800 Speaker 4: He didn't even give a ship. 508 00:27:42,160 --> 00:27:47,560 Speaker 3: Literally, I literally gave a ship, Danny, he donated the ship. 509 00:27:47,640 --> 00:27:48,480 Speaker 1: He did give a ship. 510 00:27:49,119 --> 00:27:53,800 Speaker 4: I mean, he was so nonchalant about it. Nasty. I mean, 511 00:27:54,359 --> 00:27:57,360 Speaker 4: obviously he didn't know he was being filmed on this camera. 512 00:27:58,800 --> 00:28:01,239 Speaker 4: That's really a gross That's that's worse. I think, can 513 00:28:01,320 --> 00:28:03,960 Speaker 4: you imagine actual who involved? 514 00:28:04,280 --> 00:28:08,760 Speaker 3: Do you imagine when he's likely been he's that didn't 515 00:28:08,800 --> 00:28:11,160 Speaker 3: look like his first rodeo doing that, like he just. 516 00:28:11,200 --> 00:28:12,320 Speaker 1: Kind of casually did it. 517 00:28:12,920 --> 00:28:15,520 Speaker 4: First of all, my law would have smacked the ship 518 00:28:15,600 --> 00:28:17,840 Speaker 4: out of us if we put our hands anywhere and 519 00:28:17,920 --> 00:28:21,760 Speaker 4: down in our pants like that. So to number one, 520 00:28:21,920 --> 00:28:25,679 Speaker 4: put your hands in there like that, I don't understand that. 521 00:28:25,920 --> 00:28:28,800 Speaker 4: But two, to then get something out of there and 522 00:28:28,840 --> 00:28:32,240 Speaker 4: then wipe it on a wall, what kind of animal 523 00:28:32,280 --> 00:28:32,560 Speaker 4: are you? 524 00:28:33,520 --> 00:28:37,320 Speaker 1: That's a neanderthal? That's that's tough. That is a that 525 00:28:37,400 --> 00:28:38,040 Speaker 1: is a tough one. 526 00:28:38,400 --> 00:28:40,560 Speaker 4: Yeah. Well, so I was just going to tell you 527 00:28:40,560 --> 00:28:44,120 Speaker 4: about Cola really quick. Makes him seem tame for that 528 00:28:44,240 --> 00:28:47,640 Speaker 4: camping trip. The wife, he was a little bit worried 529 00:28:47,680 --> 00:28:51,240 Speaker 4: about him and his long dreadlocks. He hasn't had a 530 00:28:51,240 --> 00:28:53,640 Speaker 4: haircut yet, so we had to make that very hard 531 00:28:53,680 --> 00:28:57,560 Speaker 4: decision whether or not to get the baby his first haircut. 532 00:28:58,080 --> 00:28:59,160 Speaker 1: Yeah, yikes. 533 00:28:59,640 --> 00:29:01,920 Speaker 4: I'm gonna send you a couple of quick pictures right now, 534 00:29:01,960 --> 00:29:04,400 Speaker 4: one of him in the chair with a lollipop. We 535 00:29:04,480 --> 00:29:06,760 Speaker 4: thought that that would pacify him. 536 00:29:06,800 --> 00:29:07,160 Speaker 1: Wrong. 537 00:29:07,480 --> 00:29:10,960 Speaker 4: For maybe five seconds, he was okay with that lollipop, 538 00:29:11,880 --> 00:29:15,840 Speaker 4: and this kid screamed, bloody murder. It was like somebody 539 00:29:16,120 --> 00:29:22,600 Speaker 4: was trying to kill him. It scared the shit out 540 00:29:22,600 --> 00:29:24,960 Speaker 4: of the couple of people out of the other customers 541 00:29:24,960 --> 00:29:29,800 Speaker 4: that were inside this salon. And you see the after 542 00:29:30,480 --> 00:29:33,360 Speaker 4: was not easy getting to that after photo there. So 543 00:29:33,400 --> 00:29:35,720 Speaker 4: his baby, his baby hair is gone. Now. 544 00:29:36,120 --> 00:29:38,200 Speaker 3: It does look though, like he's got a capeon, like 545 00:29:38,200 --> 00:29:41,160 Speaker 3: he's a superhero, Like he's a child super man. 546 00:29:42,800 --> 00:29:44,400 Speaker 1: You know, he's gonna be in a Marvel movie or 547 00:29:44,440 --> 00:29:46,080 Speaker 1: something like that. That's pretty good. 548 00:29:46,800 --> 00:29:51,040 Speaker 4: I have not heard screaming like that since the time 549 00:29:51,080 --> 00:29:53,400 Speaker 4: I was at the LA Memorial Coliseum as a little 550 00:29:53,480 --> 00:29:56,280 Speaker 4: kid and a raider fan stabbed a security guard. 551 00:29:56,680 --> 00:30:01,640 Speaker 1: Wow, that's good. 552 00:30:01,760 --> 00:30:03,960 Speaker 3: Uh And he looks He looks good in the in 553 00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:08,400 Speaker 3: the after photo, looks very professional, like he's ready to 554 00:30:08,400 --> 00:30:09,719 Speaker 3: do the animal Thunderdome. 555 00:30:10,400 --> 00:30:12,000 Speaker 4: It could be his LinkedIn photo. 556 00:30:12,720 --> 00:30:15,320 Speaker 3: Yep, yep, yep, for sure, that's great. You think through 557 00:30:15,320 --> 00:30:17,920 Speaker 3: the eyes of a child. Though he's never had a haircut, 558 00:30:17,960 --> 00:30:20,400 Speaker 3: has he watched any anyone else in the house get 559 00:30:20,440 --> 00:30:20,840 Speaker 3: a haircut? 560 00:30:20,920 --> 00:30:22,240 Speaker 1: Or has he ever seen that before? 561 00:30:23,080 --> 00:30:27,320 Speaker 4: She's tried before to like trim his hair herself. Yeah, 562 00:30:27,360 --> 00:30:30,120 Speaker 4: and when the scissors come near him, he freaks the 563 00:30:30,240 --> 00:30:33,200 Speaker 4: f out. So we knew that this was gonna be hard. 564 00:30:33,640 --> 00:30:35,800 Speaker 4: And sure enough. He doesn't like being held down. He 565 00:30:35,800 --> 00:30:38,240 Speaker 4: doesn't even like being in a car seat. Imagine what 566 00:30:38,400 --> 00:30:41,360 Speaker 4: his first trip to the dentist is going to be. Like. Yeah, 567 00:30:41,400 --> 00:30:44,080 Speaker 4: good luck on that, Danny. Yeah, he's gonna need a 568 00:30:44,120 --> 00:30:45,200 Speaker 4: damn straight jacket. 569 00:30:45,280 --> 00:30:47,400 Speaker 3: Are you working that, dam I'm sure your wife will 570 00:30:47,480 --> 00:30:51,520 Speaker 3: enjoy that. Yeah, all right, Well that's good man. He 571 00:30:51,560 --> 00:30:53,840 Speaker 3: looks Listen, he does look like a superhero in that 572 00:30:53,920 --> 00:30:54,480 Speaker 3: top photo. 573 00:30:54,560 --> 00:30:55,480 Speaker 1: That I'm looking. 574 00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:59,200 Speaker 4: I'll post this on my Twitter today at Danny G Radio. 575 00:30:59,720 --> 00:31:02,600 Speaker 3: All Right, very good, and we'll get out on that 576 00:31:03,240 --> 00:31:05,760 Speaker 3: and the mail bag tomorrow. Have a great Saturday. Like 577 00:31:05,800 --> 00:31:09,840 Speaker 3: I said, I got the the honeydew list. My brother 578 00:31:10,600 --> 00:31:13,640 Speaker 3: in not this next week, but in a couple of weeks. 579 00:31:14,320 --> 00:31:16,680 Speaker 3: My older brother is going to be in town, so 580 00:31:16,960 --> 00:31:18,440 Speaker 3: I'm going to take a couple of days off from 581 00:31:18,440 --> 00:31:19,360 Speaker 3: work and hang out with him. 582 00:31:19,360 --> 00:31:21,440 Speaker 1: But he's going to stay at the Malor Mansion, so 583 00:31:21,520 --> 00:31:22,560 Speaker 1: we have to clean it up. 584 00:31:22,600 --> 00:31:25,240 Speaker 3: You know, we don't normally have guests at the Mallor Mansion, 585 00:31:25,280 --> 00:31:26,240 Speaker 3: so we have to clean it up. 586 00:31:26,280 --> 00:31:27,600 Speaker 1: And my wife. 587 00:31:27,360 --> 00:31:31,760 Speaker 3: Has informed me it's like a two week process of cleaning. 588 00:31:32,080 --> 00:31:34,760 Speaker 3: I didn't realize I was a slum lord, but apparently 589 00:31:35,120 --> 00:31:38,000 Speaker 3: it takes two weeks to clean the house. So well, 590 00:31:38,040 --> 00:31:39,680 Speaker 3: I'm sure i'll talk more about that when we go 591 00:31:39,760 --> 00:31:43,200 Speaker 3: forward later on. I have a great Saturday. We got 592 00:31:43,200 --> 00:31:46,760 Speaker 3: the mail bag tomorrow and see you then later. 593 00:31:46,840 --> 00:31:49,040 Speaker 1: Skater my Folaca