Speaker 1: I leave in I you wanna way back home? Either way,
Speaker 1: we want to be there. Doesn't matter how much baggage
Speaker 1: you claim and give us time and a terminol and
Speaker 1: gaye ad.
Speaker 2: We want to send you off in style.
Speaker 1: We wanna welcome you back home.
Speaker 2: Tell us all about it.
Speaker 1: We scared her? Was it fine? Malborn? Do you need
Speaker 1: to ride? Do you need to ride? Do you need
Speaker 1: to ride? Do your need to ride?
Speaker 2: Ride with Karen and Chris? Welcome to Do you need
Speaker 2: to ride? This is Chris Fairbanks.
Speaker 1: And this is Karen Kilgareff.
Speaker 2: Hello, Karen, my friend.
Speaker 1: Hello Chris. Hi, Hi, let's do acting class exercise. Hi Chris,
Speaker 1: question mark.
Speaker 2: I'm cooking burgers and I'm also a policeman. Oh, we
Speaker 2: aren't doing improv.
Speaker 1: It's different things. It's fine. I shouldn't block you.
Speaker 2: Yes, I really wish you would have went with me
Speaker 2: on that. Sorry, you don't see enough officers grilling these days.
Speaker 1: I mean to combine an action and an occupation.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what.
Speaker 1: What is this level for? Improv?
Speaker 2: I know, I know they let me bypass the introductory
Speaker 2: levels because I come with that kind of heat.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. Yeah. They were like, you know what, you
Speaker 1: don't have to go through the other levels that are
Speaker 1: also made up. You can go to the made up
Speaker 1: top level.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's all made up, isn't it. Well, yeah, I
Speaker 2: don't want to be controversial and also change the subject.
Speaker 1: Of but that after that goal that we were just.
Speaker 2: I know, I know, I am watching Yellow Jackets and
Speaker 2: it's of course reminds me of alive, and I'm confronted
Speaker 2: by the fact that I think that I would not
Speaker 2: have a problem immediately eating people.
Speaker 1: In an emergency situation, yes, or just any.
Speaker 2: Oh we're here and that guy's dead. I like day
Speaker 2: one or two.
Speaker 1: I really don't think, like yourself get hungry. You wouldn't
Speaker 1: let like the airplane pretzels run out before you start
Speaker 1: eating your friend.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't even be hungry yet. I'd just start prepping
Speaker 2: and marinating, nervously nibbling.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe I'd hide it for a while, but once
Speaker 2: everyone was like hungry, I'm like, well, these are ready
Speaker 2: for grilling. It's almost annoying when the guy there's like
Speaker 2: a coach with them and he's freaking out. Once there's
Speaker 2: a perfectly baked friend that happens accidentally.
Speaker 1: This feels like a spoiler alert.
Speaker 2: It is it is they eat people in yellow jackets,
Speaker 2: but I swear it's in the trailer. Everyone knows that.
Speaker 2: It actually takes too long in the storyline. Even I'm like,
Speaker 2: they should be eating people in episode two, but it
Speaker 2: takes a while. You have to wait for a second season.
Speaker 2: There we go. It's a I'm sorry, we're spoiling, but
Speaker 2: everyone knows.
Speaker 1: You know you're spoiling.
Speaker 2: I'm sitting here, you are, we are co hosts. You
Speaker 2: are in this with me. You're got your spoiling yellow jackets.
Speaker 2: They eat children.
Speaker 1: When you spoil, I spoil.
Speaker 2: Yes, we all for you spoil. Yeah, they eat their
Speaker 2: high schoolers eat kids. And I would be the first,
Speaker 2: even as the coach, I'd be like, gather around, we're
Speaker 2: going to eat. I know where this is going. And
Speaker 2: maybe I'm I really think I wouldn't have a problem.
Speaker 2: It's just as bad as meat anyway. Maybe I'm just
Speaker 2: confronted by animal eating.
Speaker 1: Well we're combining topics or issues. I mean, but I
Speaker 1: think I would be like a day fiver. I think
Speaker 1: I would might even just to avoid because you know,
Speaker 1: sometimes when you're like you're about to enter bad situation.
Speaker 1: I think most stand up comics know this feeling where
Speaker 1: you're like, this won't be good, and I'm doing it
Speaker 1: anyway at least I have my memorized lines. And then
Speaker 1: it's like fifteen times worse than you anticipated, and then
Speaker 1: you're kind of like, oh, this is going to leave
Speaker 1: true residual psychic damage. I think, knowing how bad that feels,
Speaker 1: that I would be like, I want to delay cannibalism
Speaker 1: in my system as long as possible, because I know
Speaker 1: I'm just going to, like, you know, do over it
Speaker 1: for no pun, intend it for a long time, just
Speaker 1: really be bummed out about it. So I would be
Speaker 1: the one that's like, I heard we can eat the
Speaker 1: seats of this airplane, you know what I mean? Just
Speaker 1: like in the meantime, there's other organic matter we could
Speaker 1: be filling our stomachs.
Speaker 2: With, I suppose, and berries.
Speaker 1: If they're berries, what do we do? Why would we
Speaker 1: even revert to cannibalism.
Speaker 2: It's because if you watch any episode of Alone, berries
Speaker 2: only take you so far when you're start. I don't
Speaker 2: know this. I also don't know. I also don't have
Speaker 2: a berry manual. I love his work by the way
Speaker 2: manual copa cabana. There's so many hits by a berry manual,
Speaker 2: but I do not possess a berry manual. I feel
Speaker 2: like I'm more scared of eating a poisonous berry than
Speaker 2: I am being confronted by them morally by eating. I
Speaker 2: guess if it was a friend, then you just flip
Speaker 2: them over and take take a chunk of the butt.
Speaker 2: I guess I'm getting too detailed with this.
Speaker 1: I think we are so lucky to have today's guest,
Speaker 1: because there's no way he doesn't have a couple very
Speaker 1: manual albums seeing because we're to.
Speaker 2: Save us and change the subject, which is not we
Speaker 2: are continuing with cannibalism.
Speaker 1: I mean, we're combining. That's what we do. That's what
Speaker 1: we do.
Speaker 2: Our next guest is here to help spoil yellow Jackets
Speaker 2: for you with us seeing them at clubs and colleges
Speaker 2: throughout the US and as well as Canada. Everyone put
Speaker 2: your ears together for our friend, Adam Caton Holland.
Speaker 3: Hello, thank you for plugging the colleges that I've performed at.
Speaker 3: Enough people do that, so I appreciate that, because yeah,
Speaker 3: a lot of people are are just going to colleges
Speaker 3: on their own seeing if they recognize anyone, and I'm
Speaker 3: usually there, So thanks for plugging that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, if you're.
Speaker 1: Always doing like a tight seven at any community college
Speaker 1: that you can find.
Speaker 3: Or'll hit eleven colleges in a day, playing playing my
Speaker 3: Verry Manual album in the car, the rental car, just
Speaker 3: powering me between them. I wanted to say, Barry Manual
Speaker 3: is one of the most impressive. Like people think Rama
Speaker 3: Manual is impressive, it's Arry Emmanual is like the most
Speaker 3: impressive brother of that crew.
Speaker 1: He's a dark horse of that family.
Speaker 4: No, sure, totally.
Speaker 1: Aria Manuel, because he's on that strike infographic of all
Speaker 1: the people in Hollywood that make the most money, and
Speaker 1: you've probably seen it.
Speaker 4: I saw that today, Yes, and he makes the most
Speaker 4: of anybody.
Speaker 1: He makes like three hundred million dollars.
Speaker 3: A year by a long shot. Everyone else was like
Speaker 3: thirty forty fifty. He's multiple hundreds of millions.
Speaker 1: You're right, yeah, And then when you're looking at those numbers,
Speaker 1: it's like then you're looking at uh, you know, Rupert
Speaker 1: Murdoch makes thirty million year and you're like, oh, that's
Speaker 1: too bad for him. It's so much money.
Speaker 3: I've said the same thought. I was like, Murdoch's the
Speaker 3: most evil. He's should have three billion compared to these kids,
Speaker 3: but not. Yeah, taking it on the chin, that poor guy.
Speaker 1: You're poor Rupert Murdoch.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he should be a silhouetted and petting a cat
Speaker 2: from an evil layer. Yeah, and he probably can't even
Speaker 2: afford a layer.
Speaker 3: Nope, layers these days, not in San Francisco, not a chin,
Speaker 3: no way.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the fault line and freezing pipes. There's a bunch
Speaker 2: of reasons.
Speaker 1: Oh so sorry, wait, so I'm so sorry. I thought
Speaker 1: that they were both asleep, and I'm like, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: be able to get away with these dogs staying in here.
Speaker 1: Now I have to go shut the door. I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2: That's It's okay. They do the bark upon immediately waking up,
Speaker 2: they start barking at reality.
Speaker 4: I'm kind of the same way.
Speaker 2: Yeah, when you when you're woken up, Adam and someone
Speaker 2: says this is something that bothers me and it shouldn't.
Speaker 2: I think it says something about me. But I'm gonna
Speaker 2: go ahead and admit it. I don't like them when
Speaker 2: people say good morning. Hearing that first thing really rubs
Speaker 2: me the wrong way. Please say you're on my side
Speaker 2: with this.
Speaker 3: I guess I'm on your side. It's been a while
Speaker 3: since someone's done.
Speaker 4: That for me. Most I got, I got two.
Speaker 3: I got a four year old and two year old,
Speaker 3: so I just I met with demands from the jump.
Speaker 1: What's the last one? Can you remember the last time
Speaker 1: you were woken up by one of your children? What
Speaker 1: they were saying?
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's all pretty cute.
Speaker 3: Like my four year old to come into the room
Speaker 3: and he can go to the bathroom himself, but he'll
Speaker 3: walk in and he'll.
Speaker 4: Whisper, I neat poop and I go go poop, go
Speaker 4: do it, And he's like, Okay, he just wants to
Speaker 4: go ahead.
Speaker 3: You could have done this on your own, little man,
Speaker 3: but he just wants me to know what's up.
Speaker 4: And I guess I appreciate that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, get nice. Yeah, it's nice early poop approval.
Speaker 4: How do you feel about a rabbit rabbit? Chris?
Speaker 3: Like on a like a may first rabbit rabbit? Does
Speaker 3: that annoy you or you kind of appreciate the good tidings?
Speaker 2: Are you saying rabbit rabbit? No, I'm saying rabbit rabbit. Oh,
Speaker 2: rabbit rabbit? Would I eat one? Is that what you're saying?
Speaker 3: Would you want rabbits or a rabbit rabbit instead of
Speaker 3: a person to delay the flesh consumption?
Speaker 2: Exactly? I'm all about that. You can always cut around
Speaker 2: the crazy. I've always said when slaughtering a rabbit rabbit?
Speaker 1: Have you ever heard of that saying rabbit rabbit on
Speaker 1: the first day of the month?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: That okay, So.
Speaker 3: That's a one hundredisode I'm talking about. And now I'm feeling
Speaker 3: out on an island because I'm glad you have Karen.
Speaker 4: I do that.
Speaker 3: It's like a good luck thing. But I have no
Speaker 3: idea the origin of it.
Speaker 4: Do you either?
Speaker 1: Do I?
Speaker 2: And is it at all affiliated with a loving them?
Speaker 2: Apparently brings campfire smoke towards you. Do you remember that
Speaker 2: smoke from a campfire hitting you. You're supposed to say
Speaker 2: I love rabbits and then it will deter the smoke
Speaker 2: from being in your face. That is something I knew
Speaker 2: when I I start talking about it. I know I'm crazy,
Speaker 2: but I will get personal messages from our listeners that say, yes,
Speaker 2: I when campfire smoke is engulfing your lungs, you're supposed
Speaker 2: to say, I love rabbits, and then it goes away.
Speaker 2: Apparently it's like magic camping magic.
Speaker 4: No, I gotta get the chat open.
Speaker 2: According to The Farmer's Almanac, nineteen oh nine, a British
Speaker 2: periodical featured a girl who said rabbits on the first
Speaker 2: day of each month for good luck. President Roosevelt also
Speaker 2: reportedly rabbited every month without fail.
Speaker 4: What about grass roots movement?
Speaker 3: This little girl said this one periodical in nineteen oh nine,
Speaker 3: gets a hold of it. And now I'm saying it
Speaker 3: on a pod while Chris runs in the other direction
Speaker 3: and Karen nods approvingly.
Speaker 1: I'm absolutely behind you. And I've actually gotten upset, like
Speaker 1: I missed it this month, and I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: that does not bode well. That's the first thing I
Speaker 1: think of, like a bad start.
Speaker 3: The four year old who likes to tell me about
Speaker 3: pooping when my wife and I meet him with good
Speaker 3: cheer on the first of the month with a rabbit. Rabbit,
Speaker 3: he's not having it already, he doesn't. He doesn't like
Speaker 3: that at all. It's too chipper an upbeat for him.
Speaker 3: He's not that sort fan.
Speaker 2: So Key and I have something common. That's the good
Speaker 2: morning thing man. Yeah, I gotta I gotta chew your
Speaker 2: kid's brain at some point.
Speaker 3: And I'm not trying it a yellow jacket.
Speaker 1: Okay, he's circling it back.
Speaker 2: I need to converse with him.
Speaker 3: For you to go at a four year old when
Speaker 3: there's all those older people, just to be like, I
Speaker 3: eat veal, I'm Chris Fairbanks.
Speaker 4: Let's do this.
Speaker 2: Let's I had no control who was going to board
Speaker 2: that plane.
Speaker 3: Sorry, my kid made a varsity girls soccer team at four.
Speaker 4: He's that good. He's that good toddler.
Speaker 1: We're combining TV shows, old wives tales, it's all it's
Speaker 1: all getting mixed up.
Speaker 3: No riff goes unchecked in this one. Every every rift
Speaker 3: gets a piece.
Speaker 1: It's like a beautiful quilt of a conversation.
Speaker 2: Oh riff mosaic.
Speaker 1: I've never heard here's the thing in camp There are
Speaker 1: like I've heard of things similar to that in camping.
Speaker 1: But for the idea that basically something that is being
Speaker 1: caused by the wind, like you have to say an
Speaker 1: incantation to make it stop happening, I think is kind
Speaker 1: of hilarious.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, like it's.
Speaker 1: Just what the wind is doing. Just you just had
Speaker 1: a haul ass over to the other folding chair across
Speaker 1: the fire.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're trying to control the elements without praying.
Speaker 3: I also like the idea of like the oldest, wisest
Speaker 3: prospector in the groups, like I got this and he
Speaker 3: just yells something at the wind.
Speaker 1: I love rabbits.
Speaker 4: Glad we brought this guy. He knows what's up.
Speaker 1: But it feels like a theme, Like I wonder if
Speaker 1: rabbits were especially valuable back then, delicious you could use
Speaker 1: their pelts.
Speaker 4: Maybe rabbit's foot, for some reason is good luck.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, well right, that's why it's always on
Speaker 2: someone's keychain. I was never allowed. I was giving a
Speaker 2: rabbit's foot and my mother confiscated it.
Speaker 1: She was a big pita person.
Speaker 2: Yeah, not in our house.
Speaker 4: It's pretty terrifying.
Speaker 3: I remember going to, you know, some sort of like
Speaker 3: store where you'd buy board games and weird little trinkets,
Speaker 3: and there'd just be a basket of literal rabbits feet
Speaker 3: and you could go in there and grab one, like
Speaker 3: I'll take this.
Speaker 4: That's pretty barbaric.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it really is.
Speaker 1: My cousin had one. My cousin Lisa had one on
Speaker 1: her keys, and I was like, ooh, soft, and then
Speaker 1: I pushed down a little and then I felt the
Speaker 1: bones and I was like, I don't want to touch
Speaker 1: this anymore. It's like, what a trick.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's little krembly metatarsals in there.
Speaker 3: This is already an overshare. And I wish I wasn't
Speaker 3: saying this, But here we are.
Speaker 2: I what we're here for.
Speaker 3: I lived in Spain for a while, I studied abroad
Speaker 3: and then lived there again in the host's family in
Speaker 3: Madrid where I lived. The old man and his sons,
Speaker 3: who were adult men, every Sunday would go out to
Speaker 3: the outskirts of Madrid and just annihilate rabbits and hares.
Speaker 3: They would they love doing this. This was how they bonded.
Speaker 3: They'd bring them back to the tiny apartment we were all in.
Speaker 3: They'd got them in the kitchen and then I would
Speaker 3: eat rabbit for a week, and I, having never eat
Speaker 3: it's well.
Speaker 4: They didn't had all these little bones in it.
Speaker 3: So you're taking what looks like a piece of chicken
Speaker 3: and you're like, cool, I'm gonna.
Speaker 4: Eat this and it'll be pure meat.
Speaker 3: Nope, you're extracting twelve bones. And they also the breaking
Speaker 3: point where I had to say, I'm tired of being polite.
Speaker 3: I don't want any more. Rabbit was buckshot. There was
Speaker 3: like bullets and.
Speaker 4: The rabbit I was putting in my mouth and I
Speaker 4: was like, that's it. I can't.
Speaker 3: I just can't with the rabbit anymore. And they were
Speaker 3: like fine, all good. But I for two months I
Speaker 3: had grin and beared it in this small Madrelano apartment,
Speaker 3: just eating eating gunshot and bony rabbits.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it would be I'm from my time and ply
Speaker 2: a majorcas y.
Speaker 4: See.
Speaker 2: I did notice that it would be a hard place
Speaker 2: to be a vegetarian. Every storefront had a leg of
Speaker 2: an animal on a weird vice like and they would
Speaker 2: just shave meat off of it. You recall that at.
Speaker 4: Them just yeah, Hamon Serrano, ham on America.
Speaker 3: There was a place called Museo de Hamon Museum of
Speaker 3: Ham and you could just buy any one of those
Speaker 3: legs you're talking about. And people when they're going home.
Speaker 3: I don't know if the rules have changed. This was
Speaker 3: a long time ago, but it's just like I got
Speaker 3: two for gifts. I'm bringing home to pigs legs from
Speaker 3: Spain for people.
Speaker 4: I mean, that's that's a thing.
Speaker 2: Just resting on your shoulder like a baseball bat.
Speaker 1: In the muse de him was there like a such
Speaker 1: a sophisticated place. I mean, like, was there any museum
Speaker 1: element to it? Or is that just what they called it?
Speaker 3: It was just a store front selling these things, but
Speaker 3: for some reason museo was their hook, which I think worked.
Speaker 4: Here. I am twenty years later, I'm still buzzing about it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not talking about the Prato like that's what
Speaker 3: I'm expecting in a museum.
Speaker 4: But if you go into a museum and it's just a.
Speaker 3: Bunch of hamhocks on the walls, You're like that this
Speaker 3: is different and experiential.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, my dad was visiting. We went to the
Speaker 2: Hollywood Museum and I didn't do any research, didn't know
Speaker 2: what to expect. One of the first things you see
Speaker 2: when you walk in there's all the Max Factor old makeup.
Speaker 2: But then one of the main displays there was clothing
Speaker 2: from the TV show The Waltons, Oh, which I'm like,
Speaker 2: that's also I think loose use of the word museum,
Speaker 2: but it is it makes more sense than I'm museum
Speaker 2: of pig legs, I guess, does it.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I mean without any history.
Speaker 1: Are you guys too young to have seen the Waltons?
Speaker 2: No, John Boy, he had a birthmark mole on his face,
Speaker 2: a lot of tones.
Speaker 1: Yeah, good because they were on the mountain. Yeah, they
Speaker 1: just said make do. But at night. And maybe this
Speaker 1: is a good question for everybody. How do you feel
Speaker 1: about everyone in the house yelling good night Grandpa? Right,
Speaker 1: good night, Mary Ellen, good night, John Boy. The entire
Speaker 1: house yelled good night to each other.
Speaker 2: That's all I remember. And it was at the end
Speaker 2: and it would show the lights going out in the
Speaker 2: house and a depression would befall me. I yes, that
Speaker 2: show used to bum me out to it. So did
Speaker 2: Little House on the Prairie. I think they were affiliated
Speaker 2: storyline wise, maybe, or they just played on the same sad,
Speaker 2: sad evening.
Speaker 1: It was all kind of you know, there's nothing that
Speaker 1: sexy about living in that time where you're kind of like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm just I'm a homesteader, I'm out on the prairie.
Speaker 1: I gotta make do. Like there's it doesn't make for
Speaker 1: great storylines. There's a lot of like plague and Coloress storylines,
Speaker 1: you know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly one broken finger leads to death. That's the storyline.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Paul, we lost.
Speaker 4: Paul, I did.
Speaker 3: I was too young for those shows, but I do
Speaker 3: like those settings of shows. To me, it's always there's
Speaker 3: a character who's coughing in act one. You're like, uh oh, yeah, no,
Speaker 3: you do not cough in this setting.
Speaker 4: That is yeah, that is a bad.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's got chess rickets.
Speaker 1: There's there's an episode. So we watched The Little houseland Prairie.
Speaker 1: I think it was a Sunday night show. Me and
Speaker 1: my sister were obsessed, and my dad would do this saying.
Speaker 1: So it was an hour long show and it was
Speaker 1: always sad or upsetting in some way, and so in
Speaker 1: like the end, you know, the cliffhanger of Back two
Speaker 1: where it's like Mary's going blind, that was a storyline
Speaker 1: that then for the rest of the run of the show,
Speaker 1: Mary was blind and she married a blind.
Speaker 2: Guy because she fell out of a wagon.
Speaker 1: Right, No, she got scarlet fever.
Speaker 3: I think, oh, okay cough which started with a small
Speaker 3: cough exactly.
Speaker 1: We all saw it coming. But at one point, for
Speaker 1: whatever reason, I can't remember, Laura and we were very
Speaker 1: excited because my sister's name was Laura, so it made
Speaker 1: us like the show more. And Laura decided she did
Speaker 1: something wrong, so she just started walking up a mountain
Speaker 1: and at one point she gets she's like thirsty, everyone's
Speaker 1: looking for She's like in the sun and she's kind
Speaker 1: of just like up in a mountain. And then she's
Speaker 1: looking up at the sun and she's just kind of
Speaker 1: like going to lay down, and then a man steps
Speaker 1: into the sun light in her perspective, and then you're
Speaker 1: supposed to kind of think it's Jesus, Like he has
Speaker 1: a beard and he's like, little girl, you all right,
Speaker 1: and he like kind of saves her, and it's very
Speaker 1: it was very Christian like overtones, like overt Christianity stuff.
Speaker 1: And I just remember like we were watching her like
Speaker 1: crying that Laura was lost. And my dad would do
Speaker 1: this every Sunday night. He would step in and go,
Speaker 1: this is too sad. You girls can't handle it. And
Speaker 1: he would go to turn the channel and we'd be like, no,
Speaker 1: it starts screaming. Every time. He's like, oh, I don't
Speaker 1: like seeing you girls cry. We have to turn the
Speaker 1: channel purely just to upset us.
Speaker 2: What's he uncomfortable with the Christianity that my dad would
Speaker 2: be like, now, don't don't watch this, go go draw
Speaker 2: pentagrams in your notebook.
Speaker 4: You got a dad, you skateboard into the next room.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, you're in her near and in her near
Speaker 1: I think my dad just like doing bits with eight
Speaker 1: year olds, you know what I mean? Like, oh, are
Speaker 1: you crying? I'm going to try to make you cry
Speaker 1: even harder as you watch TV.
Speaker 3: That's a good bit, isn't it funny how time changes things,
Speaker 3: Like now I know exactly what you're describing. The guy
Speaker 3: comes in, It's like, Okay, she's gonna faint, but he'll
Speaker 3: help her some way. But now in twenty twenty three,
Speaker 3: if that happens, I'm like, oh no, this kid, this
Speaker 3: girl has passed out in a creep just entered the frame,
Speaker 3: and she's gonna get murdered. And that's that's what thirty
Speaker 3: years does to you. It's like, this is no, there's
Speaker 3: no way this could end positively in my head now, No.
Speaker 1: There's no good bearded stranger on a mountain, is right.
Speaker 4: No good beard, It's strangers.
Speaker 2: What the Walton's Little house? They there would be bandits
Speaker 2: trying to rob them every episode even yeah, it was
Speaker 2: even made ten years later.
Speaker 3: I also love the self flagellation of just making being
Speaker 3: like I got to walk up a mountain.
Speaker 4: I've done wrong.
Speaker 3: I should go be by myself and walk up a
Speaker 3: mountain because I live in Colorado.
Speaker 4: Chris, you're from Montana. We do that stuff.
Speaker 2: Sure, you know to get away? Yeah, you gotta go
Speaker 2: on my shame hike.
Speaker 1: Say it all the time. I'm nine years old. What
Speaker 1: else am I supposed to do?
Speaker 2: Let me get a night's tomorrow's clothing and head up
Speaker 2: a hill.
Speaker 1: Just walk straight up hill.
Speaker 4: Those are tough kids. These kids today get soft.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Oh, I could talk about that for hours.
Speaker 3: That's what this podcast is, right, Am I on the
Speaker 3: wrong podcast?
Speaker 4: I thought we're gonna against kids today.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, we children.
Speaker 2: We're very traditionalist.
Speaker 4: Done here, I summoned my boy.
Speaker 3: I'm like, get in here, Chris, want to talk to you.
Speaker 2: Yes, pauh, good morning.
Speaker 4: I'm back from my shame high. I'm ready to podcast.
Speaker 1: He's all sunburned.
Speaker 4: Yep.
Speaker 2: When you described your kid coming to your bed and
Speaker 2: waking you up, I realized I used to do that
Speaker 2: to my dad a lot, and I would always look
Speaker 2: into his closed eyes and see that his eyes were
Speaker 2: darting around. So most of my life I thought that
Speaker 2: as we slapped, our eyes were shooting all over. But
Speaker 2: I think right now I'm realizing he was pretending to
Speaker 2: be asleep and didn't want to deal with me.
Speaker 4: He wanted fifteen more minutes.
Speaker 3: Yeah, perhaps if I trick my son into thinking I'm
Speaker 3: having a seizure, leave the old man alone.
Speaker 1: He was gonna say. He's like a method actor where
Speaker 1: he's like, I really got to sell this to this child.
Speaker 1: He used to believe I'm in rem sleep right now.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I didn't even. I didn't even. I hadn't
Speaker 2: even listened Ariam yet. I guess I thought he was
Speaker 2: having a nightmare. And I'm like, well, I better or not.
Speaker 2: I better let him see this one through. Yeah, but yeah,
Speaker 2: those eyes darting around, I just he was pretty I
Speaker 2: think that's.
Speaker 3: A good trick. I could take an out of his book.
Speaker 3: I got nothing, I just get right up and start
Speaker 3: doing it. But maybe I'll just maybe I'll just be
Speaker 3: like what year is it? And I'll just run to
Speaker 3: another room, try to sleep on the couch downstairs, terrify
Speaker 3: him into leaving me alone for a little bit.
Speaker 2: You never pretend you're asleep.
Speaker 4: Nah, man, he sees through all my bullshit. He just
Speaker 4: knows there's no way. He's very savvy already. It's disconcerting
Speaker 4: how quickly that happened.
Speaker 1: Yes, he's mine, melded to you.
Speaker 4: Yes.
Speaker 3: And he's also, like I said, he doesn't like us,
Speaker 3: say rabbit rabbit. For a while, we would try like, hey,
Speaker 3: what what are you grateful for today? Just to be like,
Speaker 3: what's a nice thing about today? At dinner and he's
Speaker 3: already like, nope, he'll throw He either won't do it,
Speaker 3: or he'll like throw some nonsense joke that he's been
Speaker 3: doing riffing on for a few days.
Speaker 4: He won't do like a real gratitude at all.
Speaker 3: So I kind of like that he's just blowing our
Speaker 3: spot up immediately.
Speaker 1: He's a little cynic.
Speaker 4: He has a very good jokes.
Speaker 2: Do you see the comedian in him? And secretly hope
Speaker 2: he sus it? Wow?
Speaker 3: Yeah, but at this point it doesn't. It's so not
Speaker 3: the type of comedian I am though. It's just goofy,
Speaker 3: like the stuff. The way I try to make him
Speaker 3: laugh is with goofy pratfalls, voices, weird stuff, and so he'll.
Speaker 4: Do that back but you know it's odd.
Speaker 3: I'm teaching him odd things, and he's definitely got an
Speaker 3: odd sense of humor already, so that that's a good
Speaker 3: comedian makes We can be broad for a long time.
Speaker 4: But let's definitely come at it from an odd place.
Speaker 1: Let's not lean on the broad That's easy. Yes, let's
Speaker 1: try to hone something here.
Speaker 3: All your buddies are doing fart and poop. Let's talk
Speaker 3: about eyeballs and teeth.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you want him at the forefront of the second
Speaker 2: wave of alternative comedy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's doing laundromats and garages and stuff.
Speaker 4: He's already out of the clubs.
Speaker 1: You can do those bits anywhere, is he? So he's
Speaker 1: in that's preschool age.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, preschool age. And then I got a two
Speaker 3: year old. I'll tell you a scary preschool story. I
Speaker 3: dropped him off yesterday. The school was like, here's a
Speaker 3: fun pamphlet for you to all the parents in our class.
Speaker 4: I go, oh, what's this?
Speaker 3: And one of the children in Malcolm's class has pinworms.
Speaker 4: Do you know what that is?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: I had it. You had times as a child, many times.
Speaker 3: I had never heard of this in my life until
Speaker 3: my kid's good.
Speaker 4: But there's a doctor. We're all like, what are pinworms?
Speaker 3: Some parents knew, but they're just like bacterial infection worms.
Speaker 3: And the doctor, dad and the class next to me,
Speaker 3: he's like, you know the test for that? I go, no,
Speaker 3: what's the test for that? And he's like, stick a
Speaker 3: piece of scotch tape on their butthole. If you pull
Speaker 3: it off and there's worms, they got.
Speaker 2: It, and little news for the two of you. I
Speaker 2: vividly remember my mother putting tape on my anus multiple times.
Speaker 2: Like I said before, apparently it was a real issue
Speaker 2: in my household, and it took a while for us
Speaker 2: to realize. It's because I was playing in the sandbox
Speaker 2: where the cat also went to the bathroom. A lot
Speaker 2: o building in me an immunity, I believe to where
Speaker 2: I didn't miss it. I was never sick as a
Speaker 2: child because I went straight to penworms in kindergarten and
Speaker 2: I have an attendance certificate. Never missed a day of
Speaker 2: school from kindergarten through fifth grade. Not one day, wow,
Speaker 2: no one sick day. And it's because I was. I
Speaker 2: was filled with bacteria that was fighting everything. I think, yes, everywhere.
Speaker 1: Oh, it's so intense to have worms.
Speaker 4: It's just it really is.
Speaker 3: It's it's such a violation to have worms in your body.
Speaker 3: It's not something you anticipated.
Speaker 4: Is there.
Speaker 2: They had a pamphlet like was there.
Speaker 3: Now one kid had it. They said they've cleaned the class. No,
Speaker 3: it's all good, but just a heads up. A kid
Speaker 3: in the class had it. And this was on a Monday,
Speaker 3: So I'm hoping the kid contracted over the weekend elsewhere something,
Speaker 3: but it was it was all due caution, and so
Speaker 3: they came with like letters in formats of that, along
Speaker 3: with CDC and information with how to deal with this crap.
Speaker 3: And it was just like, wow, it's Monday at eight
Speaker 3: am and now this is where I'm at.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 3: But I asked the doctor. I was like, how do
Speaker 3: you know if your kid like has signs? And he's like, oh,
Speaker 3: they will be furiously scratching their asshole, like there will
Speaker 3: be no mistake. Whether this is a little bit, you
Speaker 3: will know big time. And Chris, you can probably talk
Speaker 3: about that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna. I'm sorry, Yeah, I have to
Speaker 2: back that up. I think there was some furious scratching
Speaker 2: and I remember doing that and probably my friends noticed
Speaker 2: and and but it wasn't my fault, you know, it
Speaker 2: just it's just something I's dealing with. It was so itchy,
Speaker 2: you guys, just.
Speaker 1: Don't go back. Don't go back. You're here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you used to give me fevers. Oh man, so
Speaker 2: many worms? Oh they're little and white.
Speaker 3: Okay, So there's your little House on the Prairie episode.
Speaker 1: There, there's the pinworms end of like the finale should
Speaker 1: have been. Everyone gets pinworms?
Speaker 4: What is scotch tape?
Speaker 1: There's no.
Speaker 2: Adhesives other than horse of oil had been invented yet.
Speaker 3: That's right, which is a terrible spackling process. It's hot,
Speaker 3: you have to eat it up and just.
Speaker 1: Really yeah, it's really not nice.
Speaker 4: Frontier Medicine guys.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's to be a continued episode. They don't even
Speaker 2: know how to end that one.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a season finale cliffhanger.
Speaker 1: I'm racking my brain trying to think of like a
Speaker 1: childhood you know, like I remember when a girl down
Speaker 1: the street got lce because her parents had a really
Speaker 1: beautiful black bottom swimming pool. And I remember we were
Speaker 1: we had just seen eat and we came back to
Speaker 1: swim in her pool, and she swam by me and
Speaker 1: I was like, she's got paint flex in her hair
Speaker 1: and I was like, that's weird. And I went home
Speaker 1: and then like half an hour later, her mom called.
Speaker 1: My mom was like, well, it turns out that she
Speaker 1: has lice. And so my mom, like my mom was
Speaker 1: a nurse, and normally, like any medical thing, she just
Speaker 1: didn't give a shit, Like you could be like, Mom,
Speaker 1: I fell down. I think I broke my arm, and
Speaker 1: she'd be like, yeah, put some ice on it, you're fine, Like, yeah,
Speaker 1: you couldn't raise the alarm unless like bone was protruding
Speaker 1: out of your and she was like she was like
Speaker 1: all right, well we'll take a look at it. Thanks
Speaker 1: so much, and hangs up the phone. She goes now, girls,
Speaker 1: because Laura, my sister, had a friend over, and she
Speaker 1: was like, girls, don't overreact, but the girl down the
Speaker 1: street has lice, and we all start screaming, and she
Speaker 1: goes strip the beds, get the thing, vacuum that thing,
Speaker 1: and she just started screaming at the top like she
Speaker 1: could only stay calm for like the first forty five seconds,
Speaker 1: and then it just started to set in of like
Speaker 1: we do not want lice in this ouse. It was
Speaker 1: really hilarious and we didn't get it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I wonder if I had something to do with
Speaker 2: the chlorine and that swimming pool.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like keeping me lives free. Yeah, since eighty three, So.
Speaker 2: Why would is it painted black? Does that help heat?
Speaker 4: Yeah that's pretty cool. Yeah, yes, because.
Speaker 1: The sun it does naturally help heat it. I think
Speaker 1: they also had solar. But it looked awesome, like when
Speaker 1: you were under the water you could see much clearer.
Speaker 1: Like it just was really cool and fun. It looked
Speaker 1: like kind of more natural, I guess, almost like it
Speaker 1: was like like lava rock, but it wasn't. Actually, it
Speaker 1: was just paint.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it sounds amazing.
Speaker 3: I remember going to a pretty rich kid's house and
Speaker 3: they had an all tile bathroom, but it was all black.
Speaker 3: The toilet was black, the sink was black, and I
Speaker 3: never forgot that. I was like, that is that's some
Speaker 3: next level Murdock stuff. All Yeah, black tile bathroom.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I haven't got there yet, but it is a goal
Speaker 3: of mine. Yeah, you'll get there.
Speaker 2: I vividly remember, yeah, those those first black toilets. I
Speaker 2: remember saying I could do a tour of my hometown
Speaker 2: showing you nothing but black toilets. It's not a fun tour.
Speaker 4: I'll take it. I'd take It's a great idea.
Speaker 1: I love that tour.
Speaker 3: Yeah, just to hang out. I mean, then to see
Speaker 3: some of the sites, but mostly to hang mostly.
Speaker 1: Just you know, be with friends and look at toilets.
Speaker 1: That's fun. I went and looked at a house one time,
Speaker 1: and I made Alan Strickl and Williams go with me
Speaker 1: because he and I were getting coffee. And then I'm like,
Speaker 1: can we go look at this house just really quick?
Speaker 1: This is a little bit of my obsession. And we
Speaker 1: go into it's in the hills. We go in and
Speaker 1: it's just like a pretty house. We're just like, look
Speaker 1: at this, look at that. And then we go into
Speaker 1: the master bathroom and it had side by side toilets. Whoa,
Speaker 1: and we just walked in them. We're like, holy shit.
Speaker 1: We're just like, what the fuck is going on? Like,
Speaker 1: what has gone on in this house? What is going on?
Speaker 4: It wasn't adet toilet, It was not a bi day.
Speaker 1: We checked it.
Speaker 2: Were they side by side or you know, back to
Speaker 2: back like the toilet for Lovers sketched from ACNL?
Speaker 4: I believe right right, No, they were.
Speaker 1: I would say, two feet apart, side by side. We
Speaker 1: were actually making jokes where it's like it seems like
Speaker 1: you could hold hands if you were if you were
Speaker 1: sitting there at the same time. But it was, you know,
Speaker 1: it almost looked like someone had taken the stall down
Speaker 1: and you know what I mean, like a public bathroom.
Speaker 4: Yeah, did you and Alan go for it?
Speaker 1: No way. We were both highly creeped out, like just
Speaker 1: kind of like it was almost like we suddenly saw,
Speaker 1: you know, a box of porn or something, or just
Speaker 1: like what is this.
Speaker 3: Maybe if you'd sat on the same time, they'd like
Speaker 3: sink into the floor and suddenly it's like this hidden
Speaker 3: passage you're in a mad scientist lab beneath the floors
Speaker 3: of that.
Speaker 1: We should have seen it for what it was. It
Speaker 1: was the key that would unlock the secret layer. Damn it.
Speaker 3: Were you just going because you're like a real estate nerd,
Speaker 3: you weren't in the market for Yeah, No, I love that,
Speaker 3: Like an open I'm a sucker for an open house.
Speaker 3: That's a lot of fun.
Speaker 1: Especially I think houses in the hills in Los Angeles
Speaker 1: because so many lunatic people have lived here that have
Speaker 1: like come into money and they think they're going to
Speaker 1: have money forever. So like truly, that bathroom looked like
Speaker 1: they went in and went, we need to the way
Speaker 1: we live. We need to so people can go with
Speaker 1: our weird sexual quirk.
Speaker 2: We need to toilet side by side.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I drove by a house you showed me before you
Speaker 2: got the house you're living. And we went up some
Speaker 2: road that just had a mountain side on one side
Speaker 2: and there was a little blue picket fence type house
Speaker 2: and I just drove by it. You drove me past
Speaker 2: it like you you take your friends to look at houses.
Speaker 2: We just drove past kind of slow and then took
Speaker 2: off like.
Speaker 1: We I was like, and because for a long time
Speaker 1: I was I was looking for a house and it
Speaker 1: was just like Zillow, And it was when we were
Speaker 1: on the road a lot. So I just sit in
Speaker 1: like a hotel room bed and just be like I
Speaker 1: would never live there, d D and just go through
Speaker 1: Zillow like crazy. But then I realized it's so much
Speaker 1: more fun to go in to these places because oftentimes
Speaker 1: I'd be like, I would never spend this much money,
Speaker 1: like especially in Los Angeles, these houses are so fucking
Speaker 1: expensive and so crazy, and you can kind of almost
Speaker 1: like imagine these crazy lives where it's like you must
Speaker 1: have gotten a you got like a pilot, a TV pilot,
Speaker 1: and you thought, I'm going to be rich forever. So
Speaker 1: then you like got this house put in your toilet
Speaker 1: or whatever thing, and then you know.
Speaker 3: And that's been going on for hundreds of years, you
Speaker 3: know what I mean, Like, yeah, there's so many. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's like you were a detective for the studio that
Speaker 3: had to murder girlfriends like this.
Speaker 4: It'said all sorts of weird lives.
Speaker 3: That have been lived in Hollywood, and the architecture is
Speaker 3: so disparate. It's just like that, how does that house
Speaker 3: even fit into that space?
Speaker 4: With weird polls? LA Architecture's wild crazy.
Speaker 1: There's some you know, those ones like in Laurel Canyon
Speaker 1: that are more modern. This was one of the first
Speaker 1: houses I ever went to that wasn't my apartment when
Speaker 1: I moved to LA in ninety four, and it was
Speaker 1: Dave rats old house and it was it was literally
Speaker 1: like cinder What am I trying to say? It was
Speaker 1: just like the width of an apartment stacked three high,
Speaker 1: so like you walked up the stairs and that was
Speaker 1: Todd Glasses room, and then you walked up the moor
Speaker 1: stairs and then that was somebody else's level of a room,
Speaker 1: and then the third level was where the kitchen and
Speaker 1: living room and like one other bedroom was. But it's
Speaker 1: like because there's no space except for going up, like
Speaker 1: there's a mountain directly behind it and the streets in
Speaker 1: front of it. So it's just like this weird. I mean,
Speaker 1: like I'd never been in a house like that before.
Speaker 1: We're just like, okay, you guys, like you had to
Speaker 1: take your grocery straight up like this, like it's a walk.
Speaker 3: Up kitchen on the third floor is a weird one. Yeah,
Speaker 3: oh I don't care for it there it is.
Speaker 1: That's a no, no thanks past Adam's not going to
Speaker 1: buy that house.
Speaker 3: Not buy that home if you were no shipping containers
Speaker 3: or something funky.
Speaker 4: Maybe I'm not into it anymore.
Speaker 2: That's the only because it's so unrealistic for me that
Speaker 2: I think I might have to buy a plot of
Speaker 2: land and either do the shipping container thing, or they
Speaker 2: have these yurts where you can put cement pour cement
Speaker 2: into like a not a yurt, but like a dome house.
Speaker 2: Like I think I want to build a weird house
Speaker 2: made of cement domes and storage containers, You should.
Speaker 3: Go to Earthship Cool. Have you been a Toaus, New Mexico?
Speaker 3: Those earth Ship houses? No Fairbanks, This is right up
Speaker 3: your rally. It's just houses. It's all green and sustainable,
Speaker 3: but it's all made out of trash. And it's a
Speaker 3: community called Earthship and it's outside of Tows, New Mexico.
Speaker 3: And they're all very spiritual, strange people. I was Kurt Brown,
Speaker 3: and I used to be like, that is a place
Speaker 3: if you could forget to do comedy shows there, just
Speaker 3: like a weird festival or something. But I think Earthship
Speaker 3: look it up, dude, you might just pack up ship
Speaker 3: right now and move out there. You might be done.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Actually, when I one of the times and you, yeah,
Speaker 2: you guys have always not to sidetrack, But early in
Speaker 2: my career, you guys would bring me to Denver, and
Speaker 2: that's how I got to know you. It's one of
Speaker 2: the only scenes where you know you're not possessive of
Speaker 2: your stage time and you want other comics to come
Speaker 2: to Denver and I was lucky to be one of them.
Speaker 2: But one of the times I was there, I stayed
Speaker 2: with Kavon and he was running for mayor. That's right, yeah,
Speaker 2: and we look he was looking at little sustainable tiny
Speaker 2: homes because he wanted Denver to have and you have
Speaker 2: a lot of that there, the tiny homes that people
Speaker 2: can live in for a few weeks and then they
Speaker 2: someone some move on. But but we were looking at
Speaker 2: domes and container houses. That was like what he was
Speaker 2: looking at online when I was staying there with his cats.
Speaker 3: Now it's blown up, secrets out and now every now
Speaker 3: it's just like the tiny home costs a million dollars now.
Speaker 4: But it was a good vision once.
Speaker 3: So oh really it kind of what happened with that?
Speaker 3: They exist then they exist. I just in the past
Speaker 3: twenty years, this city has blown up. I've gotten jokes.
Speaker 3: Now it's like Denver's jumped the shark. This it's a
Speaker 3: it's the lifestyle has been commodified and sold back to us.
Speaker 3: And here we are, Like, there's this store I passed there.
Speaker 3: It's called Young in the Mountains. Was the name of
Speaker 3: the store?
Speaker 4: Young in the Mountains.
Speaker 2: You're kidding me, not at all?
Speaker 3: And I have Young Coma in the Mountains, yes, like no,
Speaker 3: just no comma, Like if you're not Julie Andrews spinning
Speaker 3: in an alpine field.
Speaker 4: Don't do not come to the store. So I've been joking.
Speaker 3: I was like, I want to open a store called
Speaker 3: forty two and worried about air quality.
Speaker 2: So it's becoming a like a parody of itself, like.
Speaker 3: Somewat or somewhat it's very much a hazy ipa with
Speaker 3: a beard and grown ephic designers zipping around on their scooters.
Speaker 3: It's it's all every every American city is kind of
Speaker 3: going through the same thing.
Speaker 4: If it's doing well right now.
Speaker 1: Well and also when when that it's so livable, like
Speaker 1: I you know, I've only spent a little bit of
Speaker 1: time there, but and one of the times was doing
Speaker 1: High Planes Festival. But it's like the vibe is so good.
Speaker 1: It's that feeling of like, oh, if I lived here,
Speaker 1: these would be my friends, if I lived here, this
Speaker 1: would be my bar if I love and it's so
Speaker 1: nice and like that, I can see why people are
Speaker 1: just like, yeah, I want to be young in the mountains. Yes,
Speaker 1: I don't want to be fucking old and mediocre in
Speaker 1: la I want to I wanted to be in a
Speaker 1: place where there is a there's a thing to be
Speaker 1: doing that's like, you know, kind.
Speaker 3: Of pays off, totally totally. And I just was born here,
Speaker 3: so I was like, I was young in the mountains
Speaker 3: and none of you were here.
Speaker 1: You're the nine year old up in the mountains.
Speaker 4: Bike.
Speaker 1: Young in the mountains.
Speaker 4: It's a fine story. They got cool jewelry, but it's like,
Speaker 4: come on, let's do better here.
Speaker 2: Yeah that is Yeah, that's on the nose name or
Speaker 2: is it? It's pretty random. That's an insane name.
Speaker 4: It stopped me dead in my tracks.
Speaker 3: I literally stopped walking and I was like, no fucking way,
Speaker 3: that's what we're going with.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: There was a store in Butte, Montana called your Father's Mustache,
Speaker 2: and I really didn't find out what they sold there.
Speaker 2: Black toilets, black toilets, and hair wax.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, wall to wall toilets, cocaine, your father's mustache.
Speaker 2: But yeah, if I would, I've thought many times that
Speaker 2: I could live in Denver. It totally makes sense that
Speaker 2: you're staying there and your decision to stay. Were you
Speaker 2: when you were doing those who can't Were you just
Speaker 2: traveling or did you have a place here or how
Speaker 2: were you doing that?
Speaker 3: I got to do LA the best possible because when
Speaker 3: we did Those Who Can't, we would write the show
Speaker 3: there and film it there, so I'd pack up my
Speaker 3: car and drive out for like five six months, pay
Speaker 3: somebody to house sit and rent a place so I
Speaker 3: could so one. And we only did that three years.
Speaker 3: But one year I tried Echo Park. It was so
Speaker 3: cool to live there. One year I did Studio City
Speaker 3: to be closer to our offices whatever, and then the
Speaker 3: last year I did Eagle Rock, which ruled, so you know,
Speaker 3: I got to be in LA and have boots on
Speaker 3: the ground, but I had a job I wasn't, you know.
Speaker 4: And I got to have a leaving date as well.
Speaker 3: So I love LA because it was really like a
Speaker 3: playground for me to make a fun show with my buddies.
Speaker 3: And I always love going there. I'm like nostalgic for
Speaker 3: it all the time, but I definitely love living here
Speaker 3: and feel very lucky we got to do it.
Speaker 4: I got to do it that way, you know. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And it was such a good show.
Speaker 4: Oh I love that show.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so good.
Speaker 4: It was a good It was a very good time.
Speaker 4: We had a lot of fun with that way.
Speaker 2: If people want to watch that not then it's plug
Speaker 2: in time. But do you have to stay on topic?
Speaker 4: It's gone. I can't find it anywhere for me.
Speaker 1: It was.
Speaker 4: You may say that it was on you know, it's
Speaker 4: true TV did it.
Speaker 3: It was on HBO Max and then it disappeared from
Speaker 3: there and was on Hulu and now it's disappeared and
Speaker 3: I can't get a hold of anyone at True to
Speaker 3: try to figure this out.
Speaker 4: And it's very frustrating.
Speaker 3: But once there was a great show my friends and
Speaker 3: I made, And if you follow me online, I'll draw
Speaker 3: you a picture of my favorite scenes.
Speaker 1: I saw it.
Speaker 3: We can back it up, yeah, Karen, Karen might draw
Speaker 3: you a picture as well of some of the favorite
Speaker 3: characters and maybe some dialogue bubbles.
Speaker 4: We'll recreate it.
Speaker 1: We'll see, we'll see what we can get down on paper.
Speaker 3: I'm sure it'll it'll. I'll find it. We'll figure it
Speaker 3: out somewhere. It's currently lost in the ether, and it'll yeah,
Speaker 3: it'll reserve it. It'll resurface somewhere. Yeah, it's so email me.
Speaker 3: I'll give you all the files. I'll send you some venmos.
Speaker 1: Just like those the hard copy scripts. Send them out
Speaker 1: to anyone who wants.
Speaker 3: Them and if you want to punch them up, I
Speaker 3: don't care if it's done. I always am looking.
Speaker 4: To improve.
Speaker 1: Fan fic.
Speaker 4: Yeah, fan fake my my previous work.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's hard to I was on a True TV
Speaker 2: show round that same time, just risting that's right, and
Speaker 2: I can't. It's unavailable. It's just existed, and you have
Speaker 2: to take my word for it. Everybody.
Speaker 3: Well, if I get an email from somebody over there
Speaker 3: who's just feeding VHS's of and practical jokers into the machine,
Speaker 3: oh yeah, I'll let you know the email.
Speaker 2: All in with those guys. I did watch it the
Speaker 2: other day because I've never given those guys a chance,
Speaker 2: and I did laugh through the whole.
Speaker 3: They're the nicest dudes. Volcano the other day being like,
Speaker 3: do you have an email of anyone at True? But
Speaker 3: I say that not even sarcastically. I feel like, if
Speaker 3: you watch that network now, that's what's on all the time.
Speaker 3: So yeah, trying to get to get an email of
Speaker 3: whoever's putting the tapes.
Speaker 2: In it just it just blows my mind. Their journey
Speaker 2: from being Court TV where we all were glued to
Speaker 2: the OJ trial to me introducing you know, some dad
Speaker 2: taking it in the nuts on a slip and slide?
Speaker 1: Is that what Truchie Who was before?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 2: Yeah, And they gradually, I guess because it was kind
Speaker 2: of documentary and then they went to like internet video footage.
Speaker 2: I don't, I don't. Maybe at one point it was
Speaker 2: half crime, half here's some bloopers, some cops bloopers. And
Speaker 2: then we got to be.
Speaker 3: Their first scripted comedy. We were their first like half
Speaker 3: hour sitcom. So that was very cool and it was
Speaker 3: like a huge opportunity for us. So I'm forever grateful.
Speaker 3: But man, do I want that show back on the
Speaker 3: air because it's become a little cult classic and it's
Speaker 3: got Kyle Knane and Rory Scovill in it and it
Speaker 3: was just a lot of lot of fun.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Anyway, Yeah, it'll it'll come back. I'm just gonna
Speaker 2: say that, put it and puts it out there.
Speaker 1: There's no episodes like on YouTube.
Speaker 4: Uh not really know.
Speaker 3: There's some one if you have like old school television,
Speaker 3: then you on demand those who can't, there's not all
Speaker 3: of them, but there are some up there.
Speaker 4: I'm telling you, Karen, I'm.
Speaker 3: Very frustrated with like it's gone, Like you can't even
Speaker 3: you can't even buy it, like you can't, I.
Speaker 4: Want to buy it.
Speaker 2: The thing's get their demand. Please guys, me go to
Speaker 2: my It's on my dad's TV. Everyone, we could just
Speaker 2: go there. That's where reality bites back. It's also if
Speaker 2: you email me, I'll send you the scripts.
Speaker 3: If you come to my home, I have dvr'd every
Speaker 3: one of them, and so we can sit down and
Speaker 3: we can watch the commercials together and all of it.
Speaker 2: Like say, if you come to my home, I'll act
Speaker 2: them out, which I.
Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, I mean it depends on what's going on that.
Speaker 1: Day, Adam. Are you still hosting comedy shows?
Speaker 4: Yes.
Speaker 3: I do a monthly show with the guys who I
Speaker 3: did Those Who Can with called the Gralics. Chris has
Speaker 3: done it a number of times, and we have a
Speaker 3: podcast that Girlic Saves the World shameless plug. But we
Speaker 3: do a monthly show and it's the best. We we
Speaker 3: fly out a guest. Chris has done it before and
Speaker 3: it's great. It keeps us honest because all three of
Speaker 3: us headline all over but our rule there's a lot
Speaker 3: of repeat fans, so every month each of us has
Speaker 3: to have ten new minutes. So I mean that keeps
Speaker 3: you writing, and it also keeps the nerves up. So
Speaker 3: we get to the show and we're like, you got
Speaker 3: ten new? Have you run it anywhere before? And we're
Speaker 3: all just pacing trying to remember it, which is like
Speaker 3: what it was like to be a really young comic.
Speaker 3: And we kind of get that feeling every month. So yeah,
Speaker 3: we're still doing that.
Speaker 2: Oh so there's pressure for you guys to actually do
Speaker 2: new material.
Speaker 3: It's self imposed, but a lot of repeat fans come,
Speaker 3: so the people sort of know these guys are trying
Speaker 3: ten new and we fly in a headliner who's like,
Speaker 3: don't worry, there's somebody great. At the end, we give
Speaker 3: a local spot and they can do their ten minutes
Speaker 3: of tried and tested gold, but the three of us
Speaker 3: host it together, and then each of us has a
Speaker 3: ten minute set of what we wrote that month. So
Speaker 3: you do that for a year. That's one hundred and
Speaker 3: twenty minutes. You know, if half of it's decent, Now
Speaker 3: you got a new hour. It's a good system.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's great.
Speaker 2: Do you also do I in the beginning where you're
Speaker 2: doing like self improvement?
Speaker 4: The podcast The Galk Saves the World is.
Speaker 2: Okay, I see they have the same name Growling. Okay,
Speaker 2: that's where.
Speaker 3: I What people should know is that Chris drew the
Speaker 3: art for our podcast, and it's awesome.
Speaker 4: It's one of my favorite drawings. It's really fun.
Speaker 2: It's curious how I gave you all amazing muscular labs.
Speaker 2: I got obsessed. I really, it was like, I just
Speaker 2: turn you all into Greek gods in the calf department.
Speaker 4: The grolic Saves the World and Chris's art.
Speaker 3: We're all holding up a globe like at Liss and
Speaker 3: we're crouded, and we looked jacked and like, if I
Speaker 3: could use it as a headshot, I would. I've got
Speaker 3: more hair than I have. My calves are fucking great.
Speaker 3: I'm into it.
Speaker 1: Wait that you know what for the do you need
Speaker 1: to ride logo or whatever? You did? You drew me
Speaker 1: like a fucking supermodel. Like every time I look at him,
Speaker 1: Oh look at that. That's nice.
Speaker 2: I hurt Doug Benson's feelings once with a with a
Speaker 2: caricature portrait of him, and I learned from that day
Speaker 2: on top to only augment Yeah really direction, Yeah.
Speaker 4: You're such a nice dude.
Speaker 3: But when I saw that, I was like, I wish
Speaker 3: I could see me through Chris Fairbanks's eyes because I don't.
Speaker 4: I don't see anything like this at all.
Speaker 1: And I stared Chris Fairbanks just staring at your cow,
Speaker 1: just like look at him.
Speaker 3: Because of him rejecting these ghoulish ones. He's like, I
Speaker 3: can't Doug Benson at him.
Speaker 2: This is how I see him.
Speaker 4: But I got again.
Speaker 2: It's funny. Yeah, it does feel good. Even when I
Speaker 2: was in that sketch or is the brunch one where
Speaker 2: Den was like he had thoughts about my body, He's like, oh,
Speaker 2: he must work out a lot. You don't get those
Speaker 2: striations just from whatever it's lying. I remember watching that
Speaker 2: and I was so flattered, even though it was a
Speaker 2: made up comedy moment. I was like, oh, man, Ben
Speaker 2: thinks I work out a lot.
Speaker 4: We're all insecure.
Speaker 2: It's my body that makes me feel great.
Speaker 3: We're all insecure, and men uplifting men goes a long way.
Speaker 3: I appreciate. I appreciate the lovely drawing. It's the great,
Speaker 3: great art for our podcast.
Speaker 4: We all dig it.
Speaker 2: Well, I'll send you the ones where it's pretty much uh,
Speaker 2: Tom's of Finland like erotic, like, uh, you guys have
Speaker 2: short haircuts and you're oh boy.
Speaker 4: Nice, Sure, we'll put that on our Patreon. They'll eat
Speaker 4: it up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, one foot up on the wall, just all hanging out, crawlics,
Speaker 1: trolling growlicks.
Speaker 4: Just taking a steam like we do.
Speaker 1: Yeah, have you ever I have?
Speaker 2: I've gone to a couple nude beaches and there's always
Speaker 2: someone that's kind of like the ring leader and there
Speaker 2: they come over to vet you a little. This happened
Speaker 2: in Hawaii. And there's also a little beach in a
Speaker 2: river in Montana. There is one naked guy that always
Speaker 2: comes over and puts his leg up on a rock
Speaker 2: and just lets you see it all. And he's like, hey,
Speaker 2: what brought you to our little spot here? Like trying
Speaker 2: to see if you're down for their chicanery. And I've
Speaker 2: always averted my eye, but I appreciate. I appreciate. At
Speaker 2: this point, I'd like to see that.
Speaker 1: I have some follow up questions Chris from that story. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: So are you happening upon nude beaches or are you
Speaker 1: like this is where I can really be myself.
Speaker 2: Both times I was brought by friends, girlfriends that are
Speaker 2: friend childhood friends that wanted to go there, and I
Speaker 2: was the one that was trying not to laugh because
Speaker 2: I saw a guy surfing and that's such a big
Speaker 2: dick and it was flopping around. Me's surfing, and deep down,
Speaker 2: if I see a naked guy surfing and his dick's
Speaker 2: flopping around, I will laugh. I couldn't stop laughing because
Speaker 2: I am a child. Yeah, and I was the only
Speaker 2: one who didn't get naked. I just kept my shorts on,
Speaker 2: so I look like some kind of a nudity narc.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Even thinking about it now, I get uncomfortable.
Speaker 4: Isn't this how the movie Point Break ends?
Speaker 3: Yeah, Swayze's out, dick out going towards the final wave,
Speaker 3: and there's a nark on the beach, not nude.
Speaker 4: And he got away. The dude got you. The criminal
Speaker 4: got away.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, because he recognized. Yeah, they had the police
Speaker 2: drawings of their genitalia. That's how they caught him.
Speaker 1: Their genitalia with a Reagan mask on it, A little
Speaker 1: tiny Reagan mask, little one.
Speaker 3: I always like to riff got. It's such a good documentary.
Speaker 3: Like I don't understand fiction and like real movies, I
Speaker 3: love that documentary about surfing Point Break.
Speaker 4: They really got to the essence of it.
Speaker 1: It's so intense, So how they surf and rub banks
Speaker 1: out there?
Speaker 2: Are you too very familiar with the point break live?
Speaker 2: It's very random to me, but it's like a common
Speaker 2: reenactment where I think, much like that David and Lisa
Speaker 2: Dinner Theater we were talking about a few episodes back,
Speaker 2: audience members have to read like I think the Keanu
Speaker 2: Reeves part, I'm not different. People are taken from the
Speaker 2: audience to be Keanu Reeves. But it's the guy that
Speaker 2: started that has a big, beautiful place in Venice. Like
Speaker 2: it's a wildly popular based on the most random movie ever.
Speaker 4: It just goes to it all. I'd love to see that.
Speaker 2: There's no bad ideas. Yeah, it's it's like a live
Speaker 2: touring show. It's like improvised shakes.
Speaker 1: It's such a good idea. But they but they also don't.
Speaker 1: They like throw buckets of water on people and stuff
Speaker 1: like that when they're doing these scenes, they like try
Speaker 1: to bring it to life oh wow on stage essentially
Speaker 1: like they're trying to do bad theater, you know, effects
Speaker 1: and stuff as they do it. It's I've seen clips
Speaker 1: and it seems hilarious.
Speaker 2: I think they still do it. It's been going since
Speaker 2: the movie. I think it's helped keep that movie valid.
Speaker 2: Is that movie valid?
Speaker 3: I just rewatched that movie. It is definitely valid. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: I hadn't seen it for years. But we do a
Speaker 3: podcast within our podcast called boy Crazy where we ranked
Speaker 3: the hunkiness of hunks of Yesteryear. So we had Canane
Speaker 3: on and we had to it was a hunk off
Speaker 3: between the two of them.
Speaker 4: And that's quite an episode.
Speaker 3: So but I had I rewatched Point Break and had
Speaker 3: it doesn't stand up, but I was thrilled to be
Speaker 3: watching it the entire time.
Speaker 2: But it is peak swazy baby big time, yeah, big
Speaker 2: time and Gary Busey best use of Gary Busey of
Speaker 2: all time for real.
Speaker 1: Wait, let's go. Let's go around and everyone els to pick.
Speaker 1: Who is your pick? Keano or Patrick Swayze. Yes, Adam,
Speaker 1: you're the guest. Please go first.
Speaker 3: I went with Keanu in that and when we did that,
Speaker 3: and I'm going with Keanu again just because it was
Speaker 3: before he had had any personality and it was pure hunk,
Speaker 3: and Swazy was personality and hunk, which may be that's
Speaker 3: a better comboa, but I like, I don't want any brains.
Speaker 4: I just want hunk and he was given. He was
Speaker 4: given it in that film.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think I have to defy that a little
Speaker 2: and go Swayze just because my whole childhood he saved
Speaker 2: the Day and read Dawn. He was the leader of
Speaker 2: a pack of hunks in The Outsiders. These are movies
Speaker 2: that I grew I grew up with swayzey all Daisy
Speaker 2: and I and a lot of people bring up a roadhouse.
Speaker 2: It's also good.
Speaker 1: He's just a badass and roadhouses forever.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's I mean, I just watched John Wick three.
Speaker 2: It's terrific. I thoroughly enjoyed it. But man, if that
Speaker 2: was Patrick Swayzee in that.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna come in with the tiebreak and I'm gonna
Speaker 1: go Keanu Wow.
Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, why is that?
Speaker 1: Because? Well, first of all, I had an Outsiders poster
Speaker 1: on my wall. I was all about the Outsiders. We
Speaker 1: read the books after we saw the movie and we're like,
Speaker 1: this is the world we need to live in and
Speaker 1: so exciting. But he always seems really old to me,
Speaker 1: Like I was always like, why is this guy hanging
Speaker 1: around the Soda pop and Pony Boy's house. Just get
Speaker 1: him out of it. He needs to get a job,
Speaker 1: so he had that, you know, he had that vibe
Speaker 1: to him, whereas Keanu and I don't know if you
Speaker 1: guys remember him from the movie Parenthood or he's the
Speaker 1: drag racer.
Speaker 2: He's into drag racing.
Speaker 1: Man. He is the best in that movie. And he's
Speaker 1: so like he so seems so real, Like he is
Speaker 1: the most real person in that entire movie. And that's
Speaker 1: saying something because there's some great people in that movie,
Speaker 1: but it's like a movie where a guy from your
Speaker 1: high school makes it into a movie and you're just like,
Speaker 1: look at him. He's so like he's not pretty, he's
Speaker 1: not like you know, he's not like normal movie start.
Speaker 1: He's like some dude. Yeah, but he also is insanely beautiful.
Speaker 4: You're right, Like, now everyone's it's like Keanu is so cool.
Speaker 3: He rides the subway, he's got this you know, heart,
Speaker 3: and he's had for decades. He's nuanced in his performances.
Speaker 3: But back then it was like, how is this guy
Speaker 3: fucking acting? It was just it was but there was
Speaker 3: something there, and I like seeing that embryonic period of him.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I want to hang out with him
Speaker 2: the most most, mostly because he's the one that's still
Speaker 2: with us. But uh when I there was some talk
Speaker 2: show where they they asked what his favorite song was,
Speaker 2: and he said, oh, Joy Division Level tear us apart.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, oh wait, he's cool, dude. He's like
Speaker 2: he's like the kid that I wanted to hang out
Speaker 2: with in grade school. Also, ah yeah, okay, I like
Speaker 2: him both.
Speaker 1: His acting, though, I think, is the kind of thing
Speaker 1: where you think, when you're watching movies, you're like you
Speaker 1: I like to think, oh, like, well, that's not very
Speaker 1: good acting. But he's the most believed. I feel like
Speaker 1: he's a guy that walked in and started talking on
Speaker 1: the set, whereas everyone else is doing a bunch of
Speaker 1: stuff and acting like this and that and having gestures
Speaker 1: where he's like no, and it's the most real thing
Speaker 1: you've ever seen, or like, after a while, I started
Speaker 1: to go, oh, wait, no, that's what good acting is.
Speaker 1: Is that you you seem like you were already in
Speaker 1: the room and all the actors came in to do
Speaker 1: a scene.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're saying, stripped away the sort of theatrics of
Speaker 3: it and just was right.
Speaker 2: You see that. That's why everyone freaked out about James
Speaker 2: Dean or Marlon Brando when it back in movies when
Speaker 2: people talk like this, and then they were like, yeah,
Speaker 2: what if I just talk normal like I do, you know,
Speaker 2: out in these streets or at parties and they and
Speaker 2: they changed acting. I think those.
Speaker 3: Yeah, if you watch season one of our TV show
Speaker 3: with three comedians acting for the first time ever, all
Speaker 3: the other real actors were moving their arms and doing actions,
Speaker 3: and we just stood with our arms at the side
Speaker 3: delivering our lines like some real people.
Speaker 2: Yes, but you were all great in it. That was
Speaker 2: one of the first things I noticed. You are just
Speaker 2: being yourself.
Speaker 3: I refer to season one as the season where none
Speaker 3: of us knew what to do with our arms.
Speaker 4: And then that's one of the hardest to cut it
Speaker 4: out a little bit.
Speaker 1: Did you find your hips and drands there?
Speaker 3: I was the king of Like my character stirs his
Speaker 3: coffee all the time. He's got the coffee and he's
Speaker 3: stir in the coffee.
Speaker 4: That's it, boy, he likes coffee, very stirred.
Speaker 2: And that was we're stirring a lot of coffee in that.
Speaker 1: The creamer will not break down.
Speaker 4: The cheap creamer in this school.
Speaker 1: Save our schools.
Speaker 3: Yes, and that's why I'm on this podcast. Today's teachers
Speaker 3: can't teach without appropriate creamers.
Speaker 1: That's right.
Speaker 4: I've been Adam Katon.
Speaker 2: Adam, will you confirm for me whether or not I
Speaker 2: dreamt this or if it exists?
Speaker 4: Sure?
Speaker 2: Is there surrounded by fancy homes in the middle of
Speaker 2: Denver a polo court where people are actively playing polo
Speaker 2: and hitting it with mallets, pull on horses, on horses.
Speaker 4: No, that's not that's not a swear.
Speaker 2: I saw it.
Speaker 1: I swear is it you dreamed it?
Speaker 3: There is an area of town called the called Polo Club,
Speaker 3: and maybe before, long before you or I were born,
Speaker 3: maybe there was horse. It's it's like near a country club.
Speaker 3: It's a rich area.
Speaker 4: It's called Polo Club.
Speaker 2: But certainly one p nineteen ninety two.
Speaker 4: Nobody, no way, really.
Speaker 1: Because you you dreamed history.
Speaker 2: Maybe I just saw a horse on the way to
Speaker 2: Denver and then someone said the word polo.
Speaker 1: You're thinking of that big blue horse outside the airport.
Speaker 2: That's what it is. That's I got up on top
Speaker 2: of that when I was drunk, when I was holding
Speaker 2: a hammer.
Speaker 3: I don't have time for every asshole that saw a
Speaker 3: horse on the way to Denver. Chris, I can't you
Speaker 3: know how many people have that experience.
Speaker 2: In my defense, it's really forty eight minutes away from Denver.
Speaker 2: That airport is nowhere near Denver needs to be moved closer. Also,
Speaker 2: that horse could fall down at any minute. It didn't
Speaker 2: it already fall down.
Speaker 4: Karen, Karen, please illuminate, like you know.
Speaker 1: The artist who who sculpted that horse, right, it was
Speaker 1: like a he made it out of iron or.
Speaker 3: Whatever, blue mustang people call it, Blucifer, Blucifer.
Speaker 1: He was killed by it. It fell over on him
Speaker 1: and he was killed by that horse.
Speaker 4: It's exactly right. He was mounting the head.
Speaker 3: It was near completion, and I remember it was like
Speaker 3: a thing because the airport was legendarily over budget, took forever,
Speaker 3: and this was some gaudy price for the statue, and
Speaker 3: everyone's like, get us the statue artist, and he was
Speaker 3: rushing to do it, and the head fell on him,
Speaker 3: crushed him.
Speaker 2: No, they were rushing him.
Speaker 3: I mean there was like I remember people being like,
Speaker 3: can you believe they haven't even got the horse statue
Speaker 3: up yet? And then his son finished the job and
Speaker 3: now it sits outside d I a with a with
Speaker 3: a very graphic horseball sack that you can see as
Speaker 3: you drive by with veins and stuff.
Speaker 2: Wow, you're kidding, not at all, not at all.
Speaker 3: And that is the story. And it's like our welcome
Speaker 3: to town sculpture like it. Don't ask too many questions,
Speaker 3: just go skiing.
Speaker 1: He has red eyes, right.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that glow. He's got glowing red eyes. It's a terar.
Speaker 3: I mean, the airport in Denver is all these conspiracy
Speaker 3: theories abound about it, and that statue is not helping
Speaker 3: to bunk any of them.
Speaker 1: You're actually putting a nice cherry on top of those
Speaker 1: conspiracy theories. Right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, when you see that horse, you do get a
Speaker 2: vibe that it killed its creator just from those eyes.
Speaker 4: Yes, that's so sad.
Speaker 2: His son finished it.
Speaker 4: His son finished it up.
Speaker 3: I think he's a he's an artist as well, and
Speaker 3: he finished his dad sculpture and gave it to the
Speaker 3: city of Denver. And now it's there out on the
Speaker 3: prairie as you're rushing to get on southwest.
Speaker 2: The balls probably weren't on it. That was a little
Speaker 2: payback for killing his father.
Speaker 3: I'm telling you, if you, if you come to Denver,
Speaker 3: try to get a peek at that nutsack.
Speaker 4: It's like very detailed.
Speaker 2: I'm never close enough. Do you have to like skip
Speaker 2: through the meadow?
Speaker 3: You can see it on the highway if you're looking,
Speaker 3: you gotta be looking for it.
Speaker 1: Also, Chris, it looks a lot like that guy from
Speaker 1: The Nude Beaches Nut Sack. So you don't really know.
Speaker 2: I've been trained to eyes. I don't want to get
Speaker 2: into another giggle fit. Nothing makes you giggle like of
Speaker 2: all said so funny.
Speaker 1: Still, you've done a couple very natural plugs. Congratulations.
Speaker 4: Yes, I'm sorry. I just organically threw him in there.
Speaker 1: It's your true pro thank you. Clearly trained by the
Speaker 1: true TV team.
Speaker 3: I'm a classically trained plug professional. I'm kind of old
Speaker 3: school with it. I just I just fade them in there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but do you have any other ones in closing?
Speaker 1: Because we've gone overtime so fast.
Speaker 3: I'm in New York at Union Hall, one of my
Speaker 3: favorite venues, on June eighth, Come see me do comedy there.
Speaker 4: Love that place.
Speaker 2: Going to a couple of days too.
Speaker 4: Oh nice. I wish we would overlap. We could go
Speaker 4: look for black toilets around the.
Speaker 2: Same overlapping with with Kyle Kanane. We're going to hang
Speaker 2: out in New York and quickilly jump off fire, escapes
Speaker 2: into piles of garbage, or that's why I did last time.
Speaker 4: Well, that'd be great too, that'd be great time.
Speaker 2: Right, Are you going to write another book?
Speaker 4: You know I wrote?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 3: I spent COVID writing a movie version of my book
Speaker 3: Tragedy plus time again seamlessly plugging things, which is a book.
Speaker 4: I'm very proud of.
Speaker 3: It's a serious book about losing my little sister to
Speaker 3: suicide and mental illness.
Speaker 4: And I wrote a movie of it.
Speaker 3: And it's it's being made and I'm absolutely thrilled about it,
Speaker 3: and I do it's you know, it's shooting in a
Speaker 3: year and where it's Hollywood. You guys can be like
Speaker 3: things can fall apart, but the team is amazing and
Speaker 3: I'm like, I'm just so excited. So that'll be out sometime.
Speaker 3: I bet I have been working pretty hard on that.
Speaker 2: I think that, Yeah, that was worth bringing up. Congratulations.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but it's not.
Speaker 3: I'm more just telling you guys because I'm mumped about it,
Speaker 3: and that's kind of what I've been working working hard on.
Speaker 4: But it's I don't want to really.
Speaker 3: Publicly be like, yeah, so you'll see it at your
Speaker 3: AMC twelve, Like I don't know, but it's it's all
Speaker 3: going really well.
Speaker 4: And that's alrighting so great, buddy, Thanks thanks very.
Speaker 1: Much, beautiful best.
Speaker 3: That's beautiful And I'd love to write another book sometime,
Speaker 3: but I'm gonna wait till till pure inspiration.
Speaker 4: I was trying to force one.
Speaker 3: I was like, this is not the way to write
Speaker 3: a book, because you want to write a second book, like,
Speaker 3: wait till, wait till you got that sparking. I'm just
Speaker 3: doing comedy and podcasting and trying to write screenplays and stuff.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're a great writer. I mean, I know just
Speaker 2: from early on articles you had written and stuff. You're
Speaker 2: you're a very good writer. You But you went to
Speaker 2: school for filmmaking, right.
Speaker 4: I did.
Speaker 3: I went to I got a film degree, and they
Speaker 3: like they taught me nothing and all those skills meant
Speaker 3: nothing like everything I learned and nothing at all. You
Speaker 3: could I should have just gone to Hollywood and like
Speaker 3: tried to write scripts. But you know, I saw a
Speaker 3: lot of I saw a lot of cool movies, saw
Speaker 3: a lot of.
Speaker 2: All the videos you guys made as a group with
Speaker 2: a girlics. I think that ultimately your experience is why
Speaker 2: you ended up with a TV show.
Speaker 3: Like it for sure, just like just like all comedy,
Speaker 3: just you know, learn by doing is kind of how
Speaker 3: I'm doing it, and it's been it's been working so far,
Speaker 3: so I don't I don't see myself quitting. I think
Speaker 3: I'm forty two. It'd be pretty weird to be like,
Speaker 3: all right, it's architecture time.
Speaker 2: It's time to be a professional baseball player.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but uh yeah, all's going well. Great, and it's
Speaker 3: nice to catch up with you guys. Nice to catch
Speaker 3: up with both you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, great, it's very good to catch up. I had
Speaker 2: one last query one did when you threw that pitch
Speaker 2: for the Rockies?
Speaker 4: Was it a strike? Strike?
Speaker 2: I just knew it would be, and I've never asked
Speaker 2: you that.
Speaker 3: I brought my baseball glove and took it very seriously.
Speaker 3: Had I not thrown a strike, there was an army
Speaker 3: of haters ready to go.
Speaker 4: But because that I peppered it.
Speaker 2: The crowd, that was a crowd source to like you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I just I've bombard at the Rockies Twitter for
Speaker 3: two years, being like, let me throw out a pitch.
Speaker 3: I had a hashtag ach first pitch. I finally want
Speaker 3: It had been years in the making. So if I'd
Speaker 3: gone out there and just like you know, threw it
Speaker 3: in the dirt or what, so I really brought it.
Speaker 3: I played junior varsity baseball, and I summoned all of
Speaker 3: that skill set.
Speaker 2: And did you practice for days before that?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, my dad and I got ready. I told the
Speaker 3: catcher I was coming in hot, and I gave him all.
Speaker 3: I gave him all sixty seven mph I had and
Speaker 3: he felt Really.
Speaker 2: They timed it. You that's pretty that's a good throw.
Speaker 3: I mean, if I did that now it's six years later,
Speaker 3: my arm would follow the ball to the to the plate.
Speaker 4: That's so much. But I really nailed it.
Speaker 2: Well, that's why I drew you like an erotic comic book.
Speaker 1: Sex machine earned, entirely earned.
Speaker 2: Thanks, Bud, it's great talking to you today.
Speaker 1: Yeah, good to see you.
Speaker 4: Thanks for this ride from the airport.
Speaker 2: Yes, and now get out sound effect sound where I
Speaker 2: need to be.
Speaker 3: Bye, guys, don't let the horseballs hit Joe on your
Speaker 3: way out of town.
Speaker 2: You've been listening to Do you need a Ride?
Speaker 4: D Y N A R.
Speaker 2: This has been an exactly right.
Speaker 1: Production produced by Annalise Nelson.
Speaker 2: Mixed by Edson Choy.
Speaker 1: Our talent booker is Patrick Cottner.
Speaker 2: Theme song by Karen Kilgarrett.
Speaker 1: Artwork by Chris Fairbanks. Follow the show on Instagram, Twitter,
Speaker 1: and Facebook at dinar podcast That's d y n ar Podcast.
Speaker 2: For more information, go to exactly rightmedia dot com.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Oh, You're welcome.