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Speaker 1: Finally, we have a lot of thing to say, new opinions.

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Speaker 1: They're both on a T shirt.

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Speaker 2: we got to talk about the movies every time. Every

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Speaker 1: Movies.

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Speaker 2: Okay, look today the big movie is Deadpool. Everybody's got

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Speaker 1: Oh but Hays and Sean, you wouldn't be able to

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Speaker 1: Oh fuck you, What.

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Speaker 2: A dumb time to say that right before we are

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Speaker 1: You're really gonna have to cram it now. Very stupid

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Speaker 1: bad timing. Wow, I've never seen someone make a mistake

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Speaker 1: like that argument with me. I'm relishing this moment. We

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Speaker 3: And Nora DN remember Hi, Car and High America.

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Speaker 2: Karen. It's so interesting that that's your name because that's

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Speaker 1: Doing that in the movie your car and around.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I was. I drove a car. Yeah, I

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Speaker 2: What was fake about those cars all around you?

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Speaker 3: They would always move at the exact same point and

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Speaker 2: Point, And that's fake.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's super fake.

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Speaker 3: They were also being driven by robots, So I guess

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Speaker 1: So if I punch one of those cars, I go

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Speaker 3: Mm hmm yeah or Hollywood cars. Yeah, but on a

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Speaker 1: That's a hard question to answer.

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Speaker 2: What else? What else? What else?

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Speaker 3: What else? What else? It was Canada? I drove in

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Speaker 3: Canada speak on that. Yeah, Vancouver, great place, clean, clean,

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Speaker 1: In the movie, it means yes exactly in the movie.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, only white people. If you watch closely, that's

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Speaker 3: all you'll see. Deadpool lives in this alternate universe of

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Speaker 2: Listen, Karen, we'll talk about other space for just a

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I know almost everyone.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but they don't matter because it's true because what

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Speaker 2: is the man himself, which is your friend Deadpool?

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Speaker 3: You mean Ryan Reynolds.

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Speaker 2: No, we want to know because now he is Deadpool

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Speaker 2: and he's gonna host SNL and won't that be so funny?

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Speaker 1: Long last Deadpool is going to host SNL.

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Speaker 3: Did you guys sign the petition?

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Speaker 1: Well, I didn't sign it so much as I started it. Oh,

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Speaker 1: and I think you're wondering how to get so much traction?

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Speaker 1: And I used basically all my Hollywood favors because the

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Speaker 1: MRK with a mouth must be heard. Do we want

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Speaker 1: we think Deadpools should do on SNL. Yes, like, just

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Speaker 1: up with really good ones. I have one, Yeah please.

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Speaker 2: I think he would be very good in the Sweaty

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Speaker 2: Balls sketch because he would show up. They'd be talking

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Speaker 2: He would be making everyone look embarrassed for.

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Speaker 1: Oh right, because so much of that sketches that are

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Speaker 2: About like a cookie. Yes, yeah, he'd be making everyone embarrassed.

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Speaker 3: I say, Deadpool in the Californians.

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Speaker 2: Yes, wouldn't that be funny?

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Speaker 1: Okay, well you're and you're partial of that because you

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Speaker 3: So then I had to show up in there.

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Speaker 2: And he would say instead of like for a direction,

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Speaker 2: he'd be like, so next you go up your button

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Speaker 2: around the corner. Oh, instead of like, instead of just

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Speaker 2: like the normal street names they do, he would say,

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I wouldn't mind seeing Deadpool is Joe Biden.

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Speaker 2: It's just the cold open. So he's in full uniform

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Speaker 1: He goes, Oh, it's a sad day. There's been all

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Speaker 1: because they didn't have a big gun like this, and

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Speaker 2: That's that's going to be a good sketch that he'll do.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, And that's just three sketches off the top of

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Speaker 2: And now do you want to tell the story of

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Speaker 2: your Deadpool glass? Oh?

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Speaker 1: Yes, so and Ryan, And when we talk about of

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Speaker 1: get my hand untangled from this cord? The weird thing

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Speaker 1: I do? So this glass. If you want to feel

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Speaker 2: And listen I will say a lot of people were

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Speaker 1: In case for me, I went to the movie by

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Speaker 1: And I went in. And first I went to the

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Speaker 1: know Deadpool glass and you know exactly what. And I

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Speaker 1: excuse me, do you have this?

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Speaker 2: It was like, if you buy a Bruski, you get

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Speaker 2: a free Deadpool glass. Do you have this?

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Speaker 1: I don't want the Bruskie, but I do want the glass.

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Speaker 1: And they said, I'm sorry, sir, this is a private

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Speaker 1: you were part of? Were you there for that?

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 1: No, okay, well you should have been invited, so I

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Speaker 1: And they said, okay, well they'll have it at the

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Speaker 2: I said, do you promise?

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Speaker 1: And then I went over there and I waited in

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Speaker 1: I got up the front and I went, excuse me,

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Speaker 1: and they went no, Well, and they said you would

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Speaker 1: I said, well, I was just at the bar and

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Speaker 1: We're not set up to serve alcohol and so we

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Speaker 1: that sucks. Pop up pretzel and the water please, And

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Speaker 1: said yeah, So I go downstairs. What do you think

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Speaker 1: they said to me at the concession stand downstairs upstairs? Yep,

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Speaker 2: Can I just say, I'm so glad knowing this that

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Speaker 1: So I so I went. I waited in line. I

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Speaker 1: Bruskie get free Deadpool glass.

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Speaker 2: Do you have this.

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Speaker 1: No, it's only at the bar upstairs. I said, well,

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Speaker 1: and so don't tell me you don't have it. And

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Speaker 1: I just and I know you're set up for alcohol

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Speaker 1: events over. I walk into the bar. I see a

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Speaker 1: He goes yeah.

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Speaker 2: I go, I don't want the beer.

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Speaker 1: I just want the glass, and he goes, well, you

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Speaker 1: have to pay for the beer. I go, okay, but

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Speaker 2: Did you pay?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, how I'm still paid twelve bucks. No, no, you didn't,

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Speaker 2: Thought they probably thought that you wanted it for like

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Speaker 1: Wait the Yeah, you don't think the mirk with a

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Speaker 3: That's worth a lot more than twelve dollars.

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Speaker 1: And that was free.

443
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Speaker 2: Yeah at the show.

444
00:22:57,760 --> 00:22:59,440
Speaker 1: That was just it coming out of the movie theater.

445
00:22:59,720 --> 00:23:02,960
Speaker 1: And if you look, this is an iconic moment in

446
00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:05,639
Speaker 1: the film. It opens he's sitting sort of with this

447
00:23:05,720 --> 00:23:07,320
Speaker 1: paper on the side of the bridge.

448
00:23:07,640 --> 00:23:10,560
Speaker 2: But also, well, no, it actually opens. Carn's at the

449
00:23:10,560 --> 00:23:11,359
Speaker 2: front of the movie.

450
00:23:12,480 --> 00:23:13,960
Speaker 1: But if you put him on the edge of the

451
00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:15,639
Speaker 1: glass that I got, it kind of looked like he

452
00:23:15,920 --> 00:23:17,639
Speaker 1: read a newspaper taking a dump.

453
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Speaker 2: And right, yeah, I was thinking that that was on that.

454
00:23:20,160 --> 00:23:22,040
Speaker 2: I was thinking that would be good. So we'll have

455
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Speaker 2: some extra pictures this week, Ryan, Okay, oh, I'm scared

456
00:23:24,680 --> 00:23:29,959
Speaker 2: to drink this water now. Anyway, I know that story

457
00:23:30,080 --> 00:23:35,840
Speaker 2: was long, and yeah, that's it.

458
00:23:35,920 --> 00:23:37,359
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's it was pretty long.

459
00:23:37,680 --> 00:23:41,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, listen, now that we've heard about a Deadpool glass,

460
00:23:41,600 --> 00:23:44,960
Speaker 2: what if we heard about the actual Deadpool? And did

461
00:23:44,960 --> 00:23:47,520
Speaker 2: you make friends with him? Did he do his funny stuff.

462
00:23:47,280 --> 00:23:48,520
Speaker 1: To you crank's on set?

463
00:23:48,680 --> 00:23:50,000
Speaker 2: Yeah? Always a question.

464
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Speaker 1: And actually what I just said, surely the level of no, surely,

465
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Speaker 1: surely the level of prankage had to be you know,

466
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Speaker 1: high voltage.

467
00:24:01,520 --> 00:24:04,119
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, he slept around with half of the crew,

468
00:24:05,080 --> 00:24:06,720
Speaker 3: him and the script supervisor.

469
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Speaker 2: He is horny, isn't he.

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Speaker 3: He's very horny. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's one of the

471
00:24:11,320 --> 00:24:16,719
Speaker 3: side effects of what he has. Yeah, he's very horny.

472
00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:19,640
Speaker 3: He hit on a lot of us actually, mm hmm,

473
00:24:20,320 --> 00:24:21,760
Speaker 3: because he swings always.

474
00:24:22,080 --> 00:24:23,680
Speaker 2: He gets done in the butt at one point.

475
00:24:24,359 --> 00:24:25,040
Speaker 3: This is true.

476
00:24:25,480 --> 00:24:26,800
Speaker 2: This is true, and it's funny.

477
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Speaker 1: He gets Yeah, he gets his butt done it with

478
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Speaker 1: and it made me laugh. And I say this, they'll

479
00:24:33,920 --> 00:24:36,399
Speaker 1: mark with the mouth. You just think he's a wise acre,

480
00:24:36,520 --> 00:24:39,040
Speaker 1: cracking wise But actually what you're telling me is he's

481
00:24:39,119 --> 00:24:42,160
Speaker 1: using his mouth sometimes to eat pussy.

482
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Speaker 3: I don't know if that's exactly what I said.

483
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Speaker 1: But that's well, I believe I'm quoting you.

484
00:24:49,119 --> 00:24:53,040
Speaker 3: Okay, sure, yeah, I believe he did.

485
00:24:52,920 --> 00:24:55,000
Speaker 2: That at some point, but he's got the mask on.

486
00:24:55,640 --> 00:24:57,440
Speaker 3: He's got the mask on. Yeah, yeah, so.

487
00:24:57,440 --> 00:25:01,280
Speaker 2: It really must be sort of a almost a motor

488
00:25:01,320 --> 00:25:04,320
Speaker 2: boating motion, which we are all about.

489
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Speaker 1: Yeah, you can absolutely generate friction with a mask. And uh,

490
00:25:08,280 --> 00:25:12,119
Speaker 1: and really that's the core of what sex is. So

491
00:25:14,280 --> 00:25:17,919
Speaker 1: what that pool's pranking you? Do you ever feel safe?

492
00:25:20,400 --> 00:25:23,720
Speaker 3: Yeah? Because I know it's it's uh, it's Ryan Reynolds.

493
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Speaker 1: It's all in good fun. Yeah, you keep using that name.

494
00:25:27,200 --> 00:25:29,679
Speaker 2: But and what doesn't make sense about that to me

495
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Speaker 2: is he's talking about Ryan Reynolds in the movie.

496
00:25:32,680 --> 00:25:34,359
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I know they're not the same.

497
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Speaker 3: Well, you know, there's he's being meta.

498
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Speaker 1: He's actually cutting him down the side a little bit.

499
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Speaker 1: Don't we think.

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Speaker 2: He's being meta or peace basketball player? And which doesn't

501
00:25:47,440 --> 00:25:50,440
Speaker 2: make extra sense to me because Ryan Reynolds is somebody

502
00:25:50,600 --> 00:25:51,800
Speaker 2: else completely different.

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Speaker 3: Well, it's Ryan Reynolds is in the suit. It's him.

504
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Speaker 1: Wait, so when you're saying meta, do you mean kafka esque.

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00:26:03,880 --> 00:26:07,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, sort of, that's that's that's pretty meta.

506
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:13,439
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm more I'm more of a fan of things

507
00:26:13,480 --> 00:26:16,239
Speaker 1: that are Kofka esque than I am so much a

508
00:26:16,240 --> 00:26:17,960
Speaker 1: fan of Kafka himself.

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Speaker 3: What's an example example of something?

510
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Speaker 1: Yes, the Post Office. Unfamiliar with it and we're not

511
00:26:26,640 --> 00:26:28,960
Speaker 1: sponsored by stamps dot Com or else. We'd go into

512
00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:29,879
Speaker 1: a whole riff.

513
00:26:30,040 --> 00:26:32,359
Speaker 2: But we do do free ads for them on other shows.

514
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Speaker 1: Uh. Yeah, the Post Office is kofka esque, isn't it.

515
00:26:38,200 --> 00:26:41,560
Speaker 1: The level of bureaucracy and the sort of just where

516
00:26:41,560 --> 00:26:45,080
Speaker 1: are my boundaries and what's happening? And what are these rules?

517
00:26:45,800 --> 00:26:49,320
Speaker 1: It's a lot like the Age of Consent. It's arbitrary,

518
00:26:49,359 --> 00:26:54,399
Speaker 1: it's random and can you dig into that first? Please?

519
00:26:54,440 --> 00:26:55,800
Speaker 3: Current into the meta?

520
00:26:56,440 --> 00:27:00,120
Speaker 2: Nope, the post Office.

521
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:00,280
Speaker 1: I know.

522
00:27:02,119 --> 00:27:05,919
Speaker 2: The stuff with these all these rules, you know, like

523
00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:08,400
Speaker 2: who's to say what's okay?

524
00:27:08,600 --> 00:27:11,280
Speaker 1: This is allowed? This isn't allowed. Now it's allowed. It

525
00:27:11,320 --> 00:27:13,640
Speaker 1: wasn't allowed last week? Like what? Who cares?

526
00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:16,480
Speaker 3: Right? I mean, yeah, I guess, but you got to

527
00:27:16,520 --> 00:27:18,720
Speaker 3: have some rules right to function in society.

528
00:27:20,200 --> 00:27:22,439
Speaker 2: But see, what's so interesting to me is that you're

529
00:27:22,480 --> 00:27:24,520
Speaker 2: friends with Deadpool and that you would say something like

530
00:27:24,560 --> 00:27:27,840
Speaker 2: that because like he would disagree with.

531
00:27:28,040 --> 00:27:30,080
Speaker 1: His opinion's got to be different from that.

532
00:27:30,359 --> 00:27:32,240
Speaker 2: Because he believes it rules are me to be broken,

533
00:27:32,720 --> 00:27:36,760
Speaker 2: and that he has no respect for any of the

534
00:27:36,800 --> 00:27:38,720
Speaker 2: restrictions that society is trying to put on him with

535
00:27:38,760 --> 00:27:39,440
Speaker 2: what he can say.

536
00:27:39,720 --> 00:27:41,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, but then he's selling out by being in a

537
00:27:41,560 --> 00:27:43,359
Speaker 3: studio movie. What's up with that?

538
00:27:43,480 --> 00:27:45,600
Speaker 2: Right? But he knows he's in the movie current he

539
00:27:45,640 --> 00:27:47,159
Speaker 2: knows he's in the movie, and he's talking about and

540
00:27:47,200 --> 00:27:49,000
Speaker 2: he's making fun of it. He doesn't even like it.

541
00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:51,520
Speaker 1: A nice chunk of change, you know. I mean, he's

542
00:27:51,560 --> 00:27:53,840
Speaker 1: not above sort of taking what he could get from

543
00:27:53,920 --> 00:27:56,240
Speaker 1: the system and then sticking a thumb in their eye

544
00:27:56,320 --> 00:27:59,159
Speaker 1: being like, oh, by the way, I didn't like you know,

545
00:27:59,320 --> 00:28:01,880
Speaker 1: the other Will movie. Yeah, he's taking it down, he's

546
00:28:01,880 --> 00:28:05,240
Speaker 1: making fun and he's actually and when we say, like

547
00:28:05,320 --> 00:28:08,000
Speaker 1: he's talking about Ryan Reynolds, don't you feel like he's

548
00:28:08,040 --> 00:28:10,000
Speaker 1: cutting him down to size a little bit?

549
00:28:11,760 --> 00:28:12,119
Speaker 3: Yeah?

550
00:28:12,200 --> 00:28:15,000
Speaker 1: I mean by talking about how handsome he is in

551
00:28:15,080 --> 00:28:17,879
Speaker 1: some parts, but also talking about how maybe some of

552
00:28:17,880 --> 00:28:21,680
Speaker 1: the movies and he's making done doing that great.

553
00:28:22,160 --> 00:28:25,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, Green Lantern, you.

554
00:28:25,720 --> 00:28:29,719
Speaker 2: Said it garen not me, And yes he did say that.

555
00:28:29,760 --> 00:28:30,680
Speaker 2: We didn't say that.

556
00:28:32,320 --> 00:28:36,320
Speaker 3: Brutal Green Lantern sucked.

557
00:28:37,400 --> 00:28:41,560
Speaker 2: See I knew it. I knew that he had rubbed

558
00:28:41,560 --> 00:28:42,840
Speaker 2: out on you, yettle bit.

559
00:28:43,040 --> 00:28:48,400
Speaker 1: I figured you cannot avoid getting infected by someone ad

560
00:28:48,440 --> 00:28:51,800
Speaker 1: Poll's irreverence. It's contagious.

561
00:28:51,840 --> 00:28:53,800
Speaker 2: Maybe now you got me thinking.

562
00:28:53,640 --> 00:28:55,160
Speaker 1: Some fresh stuff.

563
00:28:55,200 --> 00:28:57,480
Speaker 2: I want to say, what else did he do that

564
00:28:57,680 --> 00:28:59,120
Speaker 2: was just crazy?

565
00:28:59,320 --> 00:28:59,880
Speaker 1: Maniacal?

566
00:29:00,800 --> 00:29:03,600
Speaker 3: He doesn't eat lunch?

567
00:29:04,520 --> 00:29:09,080
Speaker 1: Wow, lunch okay, So it's like the times that most

568
00:29:09,080 --> 00:29:10,800
Speaker 1: people want to eat, he won't eat.

569
00:29:10,840 --> 00:29:13,480
Speaker 3: Like, yeah he doesn't. Yeah. It's like we would work

570
00:29:13,480 --> 00:29:16,080
Speaker 3: and then they'd call for lunch and he'd be like, nope.

571
00:29:16,040 --> 00:29:21,880
Speaker 2: Funny lunchbox. Hellokaty lunchbox exactly, babies like for.

572
00:29:21,880 --> 00:29:29,440
Speaker 1: Babies, okay baby girls from Japan mm hmm imagine.

573
00:29:29,480 --> 00:29:32,240
Speaker 2: And then once he got in there, funny food go gurt.

574
00:29:36,960 --> 00:29:38,760
Speaker 1: A lot of stuff that squirts out and you could

575
00:29:38,840 --> 00:29:39,520
Speaker 1: kind of go like.

576
00:29:39,920 --> 00:29:46,960
Speaker 2: Oops, probably ninety funny nineties Caprice Son mmmm boku.

577
00:29:47,760 --> 00:29:51,040
Speaker 1: Yeah he's the big juice box. Yeah, he's doing some

578
00:29:51,200 --> 00:29:55,120
Speaker 1: Richard Lewis riffs. Yeah, Caprice Son.

579
00:29:55,640 --> 00:29:58,320
Speaker 2: Squeeze it, yeah, probably got squeeze. It's all stuff that

580
00:29:58,520 --> 00:30:01,600
Speaker 2: like blasts out everywhere, so he can squeeze it and

581
00:30:01,640 --> 00:30:06,560
Speaker 2: be like this never happens, you know. Yeah, I'm sorry.

582
00:30:06,600 --> 00:30:09,840
Speaker 2: I usually don't blow it that fast, you know, my

583
00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:12,520
Speaker 2: load that is yeah, yeah.

584
00:30:12,080 --> 00:30:13,240
Speaker 3: That's an exact quote.

585
00:30:13,400 --> 00:30:17,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like you get such a sense of the man,

586
00:30:17,640 --> 00:30:20,000
Speaker 1: and that's something that most movies don't give. As people

587
00:30:20,040 --> 00:30:22,120
Speaker 1: are occupying this role, they're not being themselves. What I

588
00:30:22,160 --> 00:30:24,240
Speaker 1: love his Deadpool is not scared to be himself.

589
00:30:24,400 --> 00:30:24,760
Speaker 3: Yeah.

590
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Speaker 1: My only fear was that he is so he loves

591
00:30:33,320 --> 00:30:36,320
Speaker 1: anarchy so much that he could very well invade the theater,

592
00:30:36,520 --> 00:30:39,320
Speaker 1: smash the screen, or invade this very podcast.

593
00:30:39,520 --> 00:30:41,280
Speaker 3: That didn't happen at your screening.

594
00:30:41,920 --> 00:30:44,800
Speaker 1: Well, I have my eyes closed for a good deal

595
00:30:44,840 --> 00:30:46,040
Speaker 1: of it, so it may have.

596
00:30:46,320 --> 00:30:50,280
Speaker 2: And is it also possible that he introduced the movie

597
00:30:50,680 --> 00:30:54,000
Speaker 2: and that you were outside.

598
00:30:53,680 --> 00:30:55,920
Speaker 1: Waiting to get a glass. It is possible he kept

599
00:30:55,920 --> 00:30:56,760
Speaker 1: moving to glasses.

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Speaker 2: That's fair very interesting that he Well, because we know

601
00:31:02,160 --> 00:31:04,760
Speaker 2: that he's actually the one that did the tweet, and

602
00:31:04,920 --> 00:31:07,760
Speaker 2: since he loves anarchy and chaos, that he would.

603
00:31:07,520 --> 00:31:11,400
Speaker 1: Can I find the actual tweet? Yes? Please, I don't

604
00:31:11,440 --> 00:31:12,960
Speaker 1: think it's gonna get us anything, but.

605
00:31:13,280 --> 00:31:15,520
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, I mean, is that a real question, because

606
00:31:15,560 --> 00:31:17,680
Speaker 2: you seem to be doing it already, And my answer

607
00:31:17,760 --> 00:31:21,719
Speaker 2: would be, let's at least discuss it, okay, because I

608
00:31:21,840 --> 00:31:24,840
Speaker 2: just don't know if the I mean the fact that

609
00:31:24,840 --> 00:31:26,160
Speaker 2: it had the word Bruski in it.

610
00:31:26,800 --> 00:31:30,600
Speaker 1: I don't think it did. Oh okay, so it's less interesting.

611
00:31:30,800 --> 00:31:34,360
Speaker 1: It's less interesting than what I said. But now I'm

612
00:31:34,440 --> 00:31:36,280
Speaker 1: just so fucking curious.

613
00:31:36,640 --> 00:31:42,560
Speaker 2: Okay. As a counterpoint, I personally am not very curious

614
00:31:43,040 --> 00:31:45,400
Speaker 2: what that tweet says, but I would love to hear

615
00:31:45,400 --> 00:31:48,480
Speaker 2: from other people in the room, like Karen, do you

616
00:31:48,480 --> 00:31:50,560
Speaker 2: have an opinion on whether he should find the tweet?

617
00:31:50,640 --> 00:31:52,240
Speaker 2: And he is looking for it now, but.

618
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Speaker 3: I feel like it's too late to give up at

619
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Speaker 3: this point.

620
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Speaker 1: And Engineer Ryan, what's my thing on this? Yes, let's

621
00:32:01,360 --> 00:32:05,440
Speaker 1: find it. Okay, Engineer Ryan. Okay, Engineer Ryan, do you

622
00:32:05,480 --> 00:32:06,200
Speaker 1: want to say why?

623
00:32:07,960 --> 00:32:09,440
Speaker 2: Yes? This will be a good way to use the

624
00:32:09,480 --> 00:32:13,440
Speaker 2: time that it takes for Sean to im this tweet.

625
00:32:13,560 --> 00:32:15,880
Speaker 3: Engineer Ryan, are you on the arc light Twitter?

626
00:32:16,920 --> 00:32:20,160
Speaker 1: No Ah?

627
00:32:20,240 --> 00:32:20,520
Speaker 2: Yes?

628
00:32:21,560 --> 00:32:22,200
Speaker 3: You found it?

629
00:32:23,360 --> 00:32:26,440
Speaker 1: Nope? Oh yeah, this is really not very good.

630
00:32:26,560 --> 00:32:27,000
Speaker 2: Okay.

631
00:32:28,240 --> 00:32:32,840
Speaker 1: Checking out at Deadpool tomorrow night, head to the bar.

632
00:32:33,600 --> 00:32:37,120
Speaker 1: God damn it, that's what I did. Head to the

633
00:32:37,160 --> 00:32:42,160
Speaker 1: bar and receive this souvenir glass with purchase of beer Deadpool.

634
00:32:42,280 --> 00:32:45,520
Speaker 1: Oh this is good. This is what I was showing everyone.

635
00:32:46,400 --> 00:32:50,680
Speaker 1: It's a poster and it says Deadpool, this is what

636
00:32:50,800 --> 00:32:52,000
Speaker 1: awesome tastes like.

637
00:32:52,320 --> 00:32:56,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, that doesn't sound like Deadpool. Tweet at that.

638
00:32:56,280 --> 00:33:02,560
Speaker 1: Deadpool on draft and then it says Wile supplies laugh last,

639
00:33:04,320 --> 00:33:08,000
Speaker 1: it says laugh No, it says Wiles supplies lasts.

640
00:33:08,800 --> 00:33:12,200
Speaker 2: Oh that's funny too, Yeah that's dead Pool. Then misspeaking.

641
00:33:12,320 --> 00:33:14,640
Speaker 2: It's funny when people get their plurals wrong.

642
00:33:15,280 --> 00:33:16,800
Speaker 1: And then you guys don't want to know about the

643
00:33:16,880 --> 00:33:25,240
Speaker 1: participating locations, do you, Okay? Culver City, La Joya, Chicago, Bethesda,

644
00:33:25,400 --> 00:33:27,840
Speaker 1: and Hollywood very selective.

645
00:33:29,120 --> 00:33:31,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, that glass is gonna be worth a lot.

646
00:33:32,120 --> 00:33:34,080
Speaker 1: You spend any time in Bethesda, KRN.

647
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Speaker 3: I can't say I have h so close.

648
00:33:36,920 --> 00:33:40,320
Speaker 2: To DC mm hmm. Now did you have a picture

649
00:33:40,320 --> 00:33:42,080
Speaker 2: of the glass before you went to find it?

650
00:33:42,840 --> 00:33:47,000
Speaker 1: Well, what I had a picture of was Deadpool with

651
00:33:47,120 --> 00:33:51,600
Speaker 1: his fists around the glass. He's holding it, and I'm thinking,

652
00:33:51,760 --> 00:33:55,680
Speaker 1: imagine that's me, mm hmm. And the mistake I make

653
00:33:55,840 --> 00:33:59,680
Speaker 1: is thinking that the glass is making him look cool,

654
00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:03,760
Speaker 1: when really he's making the glass look cool, right right,

655
00:34:05,640 --> 00:34:09,719
Speaker 1: So here I am the same fucking JIBBRONI I was

656
00:34:09,840 --> 00:34:13,080
Speaker 1: last week and I just got a glass that I

657
00:34:13,120 --> 00:34:21,640
Speaker 1: saw look cool next to Deadpool. Instead of I'm being

658
00:34:21,760 --> 00:34:26,000
Speaker 1: like Deadpool, I feel more like him. I feel less

659
00:34:26,040 --> 00:34:28,279
Speaker 1: like him because it's so clear how different it is

660
00:34:28,320 --> 00:34:31,600
Speaker 1: when I'm holding the glass than when he did.

661
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Speaker 2: I'm not.

662
00:34:36,600 --> 00:34:37,000
Speaker 3: I'm not.

663
00:34:39,360 --> 00:34:40,160
Speaker 1: Gonna cry.

664
00:34:43,600 --> 00:34:46,719
Speaker 3: Your eyes are pretty well en up.

665
00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:52,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I don't think that qualifies as crying, right,

666
00:34:53,239 --> 00:34:56,840
Speaker 1: I think that's just having a few tears, you know.

667
00:34:57,480 --> 00:34:59,040
Speaker 3: Yeah?

668
00:34:59,680 --> 00:35:00,400
Speaker 2: Do you this?

669
00:35:01,400 --> 00:35:05,600
Speaker 1: The tweet that I saw says this participating location.

670
00:35:07,800 --> 00:35:09,680
Speaker 2: It does make a cool noise when you pour it

671
00:35:09,719 --> 00:35:10,799
Speaker 2: in there. Oh yeah?

672
00:35:11,360 --> 00:35:12,799
Speaker 1: Should I have done that next to the mic?

673
00:35:13,320 --> 00:35:16,360
Speaker 2: No? I think it's I think it came through okay,

674
00:35:16,840 --> 00:35:18,480
Speaker 2: And I don't want you to have to drink that.

675
00:35:18,520 --> 00:35:21,120
Speaker 1: Really, you don't want me to chug this whole Oh

676
00:35:21,200 --> 00:35:23,759
Speaker 1: Hayes doesn't think I could chug a whole glass of water?

677
00:35:23,840 --> 00:35:26,480
Speaker 2: Everybody, No, I was just saying I think you can

678
00:35:26,640 --> 00:35:29,919
Speaker 2: do it, but I was saying that I don't want

679
00:35:29,960 --> 00:35:30,200
Speaker 2: you to.

680
00:35:31,239 --> 00:35:33,840
Speaker 1: I think he thinks I don't have the fuck it stone.

681
00:35:33,920 --> 00:35:35,960
Speaker 2: I think you will probably try to go too fast

682
00:35:35,960 --> 00:35:37,040
Speaker 2: and make a mess.

683
00:35:37,120 --> 00:35:44,279
Speaker 3: Oh please, Oh he's doing it. It's taking a lot

684
00:35:44,320 --> 00:35:57,200
Speaker 3: of positives, but it's happening. I can't like it hurts.

685
00:35:57,239 --> 00:36:03,440
Speaker 1: Almost done? Yes, wow, and now listen to this poor

686
00:36:08,960 --> 00:36:10,719
Speaker 1: and somebody else gonna have to drink that one. I

687
00:36:10,760 --> 00:36:14,239
Speaker 1: can't have any more today.

688
00:36:15,320 --> 00:36:20,319
Speaker 3: How do you feel so good?

689
00:36:24,160 --> 00:36:27,960
Speaker 2: What's one more Deadpool story? Do you actually have him

690
00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:29,760
Speaker 2: on your phone?

691
00:36:31,640 --> 00:36:35,560
Speaker 3: Only email? Okay, yeah, he doesn't. He doesn't believe in texting.

692
00:36:35,680 --> 00:36:36,840
Speaker 2: What's his email address?

693
00:36:37,520 --> 00:36:38,480
Speaker 3: I can't share that.

694
00:36:38,600 --> 00:36:41,359
Speaker 2: Come on, that's got it probably sixty nine and four

695
00:36:41,480 --> 00:36:42,680
Speaker 2: twenty in it.

696
00:36:42,680 --> 00:36:45,680
Speaker 3: It's Ryan Reynolds at hotmail dot com.

697
00:36:45,960 --> 00:36:48,080
Speaker 2: And is that a jokes? Is that a joke on

698
00:36:48,200 --> 00:36:52,680
Speaker 2: Ryan Reynolds? Yeah, being a hot male? Yeah?

699
00:36:52,840 --> 00:36:56,120
Speaker 3: Oh there. I didn't even put that together. Oh my gosh.

700
00:36:56,120 --> 00:36:58,080
Speaker 2: There's a lot of stuff that you have to see

701
00:36:58,120 --> 00:37:02,000
Speaker 2: it again to figure out. Yeah, Like when he says

702
00:37:02,160 --> 00:37:05,440
Speaker 2: like that came out wrong or something, you have to

703
00:37:05,480 --> 00:37:07,680
Speaker 2: go watch it again to be like, why did that

704
00:37:07,680 --> 00:37:10,040
Speaker 2: come out wrong? And then the second time you realize

705
00:37:10,040 --> 00:37:10,680
Speaker 2: it's because.

706
00:37:10,480 --> 00:37:11,160
Speaker 1: It was gay?

707
00:37:12,760 --> 00:37:15,799
Speaker 2: Oh okay, did you not get that the first time?

708
00:37:15,880 --> 00:37:18,359
Speaker 1: Laren's not picking up on that. He don't know what

709
00:37:18,400 --> 00:37:18,680
Speaker 1: you mean.

710
00:37:19,640 --> 00:37:19,960
Speaker 3: Yeah.

711
00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:22,920
Speaker 2: When he's like, I'm so mad at you, I'm gonna

712
00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:26,400
Speaker 2: like get inside you, and then he's like, uh, that

713
00:37:26,520 --> 00:37:29,640
Speaker 2: came out wrong, and then I'm like, why why was that?

714
00:37:30,480 --> 00:37:32,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, that seems like a reasonable threat.

715
00:37:32,800 --> 00:37:35,839
Speaker 2: Right, And then I have to watch it again and

716
00:37:36,040 --> 00:37:40,279
Speaker 2: be ready for it, be anticipating it and listening into it,

717
00:37:40,520 --> 00:37:43,120
Speaker 2: remembering that it is coming out wrong.

718
00:37:43,239 --> 00:37:45,120
Speaker 1: Well, and that's why I'm excited for the Blu rays

719
00:37:45,160 --> 00:37:49,480
Speaker 1: so that I can pause and I can't pause pause,

720
00:37:49,920 --> 00:37:57,120
Speaker 1: I can pause and dissect moments that maybe are whipping.

721
00:37:56,840 --> 00:37:58,719
Speaker 3: Past me right now.

722
00:37:58,760 --> 00:38:01,759
Speaker 1: He makes a lot of joke oaks Karen right, And

723
00:38:01,880 --> 00:38:03,799
Speaker 1: some people will say that some of the things he's

724
00:38:03,880 --> 00:38:09,840
Speaker 1: joking about that's inappropriate, don't go there, that's over the line.

725
00:38:11,400 --> 00:38:16,279
Speaker 1: But for me, I think that you can't really put

726
00:38:16,360 --> 00:38:19,439
Speaker 1: boundaries like that on humor, and you should be able

727
00:38:19,440 --> 00:38:23,359
Speaker 1: to joke about anything. Do you agree that anything can

728
00:38:23,400 --> 00:38:23,919
Speaker 1: be a joke?

729
00:38:24,800 --> 00:38:27,200
Speaker 3: I think if dud Bull says that, it can be. Yeah.

730
00:38:27,280 --> 00:38:29,360
Speaker 1: Do you think he could have made even more jokes

731
00:38:29,400 --> 00:38:34,680
Speaker 1: if he used a humor technique that I've that I've

732
00:38:34,800 --> 00:38:37,879
Speaker 1: learned through listening to some of these other podcasts they

733
00:38:37,880 --> 00:38:38,720
Speaker 1: do on the network.

734
00:38:38,800 --> 00:38:40,960
Speaker 3: Oh, I'm so curious, what's the technique?

735
00:38:41,200 --> 00:38:44,520
Speaker 1: So let's I'm going to give an example. Okay, So

736
00:38:45,480 --> 00:38:48,680
Speaker 1: what's a topic you might not want to make a

737
00:38:48,760 --> 00:38:53,640
Speaker 1: joke about, say, abortion clinic, abortion clinic. Yeah, that's over

738
00:38:53,680 --> 00:38:56,120
Speaker 1: the line, right, you can't make a joke about that, Like,

739
00:38:56,360 --> 00:39:02,840
Speaker 1: but check this out Erbersian clinique. Now it's a joke,

740
00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:05,480
Speaker 1: and literally anything is a joke as long as you

741
00:39:05,520 --> 00:39:07,480
Speaker 1: just sort of say it in a goofy way.

742
00:39:08,800 --> 00:39:10,200
Speaker 3: I didn't think that was very funny.

743
00:39:10,280 --> 00:39:12,880
Speaker 1: Well, Deadpool is not doing it. And also you've.

744
00:39:12,800 --> 00:39:16,120
Speaker 2: Established a difference between Seim and Deadpool. Yes, got it,

745
00:39:16,560 --> 00:39:20,000
Speaker 2: But that's been a focal point of the discussion. So

746
00:39:20,040 --> 00:39:22,120
Speaker 2: what you're supposed to be doing as you're checking it

747
00:39:22,160 --> 00:39:26,160
Speaker 2: out is imagining what Deadpool would and it's Deadpool with

748
00:39:26,560 --> 00:39:27,879
Speaker 2: humor techniques like that.

749
00:39:28,080 --> 00:39:30,480
Speaker 3: Got it. So the technique, just to be clear, is

750
00:39:30,600 --> 00:39:31,840
Speaker 3: just a silly.

751
00:39:31,560 --> 00:39:39,719
Speaker 1: Voice well minimizing it. But it's also I think pronouncing

752
00:39:39,800 --> 00:39:43,200
Speaker 1: a word in a way that's stupid.

753
00:39:44,160 --> 00:39:49,920
Speaker 3: Right, Sure, I guess that makes some people laugh.

754
00:39:51,760 --> 00:39:56,840
Speaker 1: Some popleloof you know, like you do that that.

755
00:39:57,080 --> 00:40:01,239
Speaker 3: You just completely changed the words. Well that's another it's

756
00:40:01,320 --> 00:40:01,879
Speaker 3: not even the.

757
00:40:01,800 --> 00:40:04,920
Speaker 1: Same, right, but it had been said close enough, like

758
00:40:04,960 --> 00:40:07,640
Speaker 1: you know what I'm doing, and now we're and now

759
00:40:07,640 --> 00:40:08,759
Speaker 1: we're cracking up.

760
00:40:09,040 --> 00:40:11,320
Speaker 3: Would you want a Deadpool movie where everyone just talks

761
00:40:11,360 --> 00:40:12,200
Speaker 3: like that the whole time?

762
00:40:12,320 --> 00:40:14,160
Speaker 1: Admittedly I'm not the best at it.

763
00:40:15,680 --> 00:40:16,799
Speaker 3: I'm glad you realized, but I.

764
00:40:17,640 --> 00:40:20,880
Speaker 1: Know that it is a rich vein for comedy and

765
00:40:20,960 --> 00:40:24,720
Speaker 1: I have gotten a good amount of mileage off mispronouncing things.

766
00:40:25,440 --> 00:40:28,400
Speaker 1: But there's people who've taken it to an even greater level.

767
00:40:28,480 --> 00:40:30,800
Speaker 1: And what I'm saying is that's out there for us.

768
00:40:31,280 --> 00:40:36,200
Speaker 2: Right if Deadpool were here, you and hear rich Vein,

769
00:40:37,680 --> 00:40:40,560
Speaker 2: and I guess you maybe do something with like rich

770
00:40:41,040 --> 00:40:43,920
Speaker 2: is like short for Richard, which could be like dick

771
00:40:44,120 --> 00:40:49,240
Speaker 2: uh huh, and so like a dick Vein huh see.

772
00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:51,520
Speaker 1: Okay, And that's the kind of okay and carrn.

773
00:40:51,640 --> 00:40:54,120
Speaker 2: So maybe we just stick with what works with dead point.

774
00:40:54,120 --> 00:40:55,759
Speaker 2: I'm not saying this doesn't work.

775
00:40:55,719 --> 00:40:59,080
Speaker 1: Rather than be than acknowledging that anything could be a

776
00:40:59,160 --> 00:41:01,759
Speaker 1: joke exactly.

777
00:41:01,600 --> 00:41:07,320
Speaker 2: Right, Like maybe we just let him work a little.

778
00:41:07,360 --> 00:41:10,560
Speaker 1: Harder, so only think okay, and then harder and it

779
00:41:10,560 --> 00:41:12,719
Speaker 1: would be like a hard dick. So only things that

780
00:41:12,760 --> 00:41:14,719
Speaker 1: can sound like they could be about a dick can

781
00:41:14,760 --> 00:41:17,920
Speaker 1: be a joke to you and to me, I'm going like,

782
00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:21,520
Speaker 1: let's find some of these sacred cows and let's make

783
00:41:21,560 --> 00:41:23,239
Speaker 1: them sacred.

784
00:41:22,880 --> 00:41:26,640
Speaker 3: Cous Yeah, let's not do that.

785
00:41:27,120 --> 00:41:30,520
Speaker 1: You don't like it, okay, Well, we have to try

786
00:41:30,600 --> 00:41:32,800
Speaker 1: sometimes to know if something doesn't work.

787
00:41:33,200 --> 00:41:34,960
Speaker 3: So on the topic of what else you want to

788
00:41:34,960 --> 00:41:36,920
Speaker 3: see dead Bulldoo, what do you want the sequel to

789
00:41:36,960 --> 00:41:37,400
Speaker 3: be about?

790
00:41:37,560 --> 00:41:42,640
Speaker 1: Oh gosh, could he be kicking button fucking.

791
00:41:43,760 --> 00:41:48,640
Speaker 3: Again? Sure, that's it. More of the same.

792
00:41:49,320 --> 00:41:54,480
Speaker 2: And my other superheroes that I like. Fuck, yep, none

793
00:41:54,520 --> 00:41:58,759
Speaker 2: of them get busy. I don't see them. None of

794
00:41:58,760 --> 00:42:01,320
Speaker 2: them's really a shit. None of them seem to even

795
00:42:01,440 --> 00:42:02,440
Speaker 2: be horny.

796
00:42:02,840 --> 00:42:07,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's fake, it's fake.

797
00:42:08,200 --> 00:42:11,160
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. You don't get big, ripped up, cut up

798
00:42:11,239 --> 00:42:14,399
Speaker 1: muscles like that if you don't want to employ your horniness.

799
00:42:15,360 --> 00:42:20,239
Speaker 2: None of them come right, which is unsafe.

800
00:42:20,600 --> 00:42:23,640
Speaker 1: None of them ever say when something came out wrong.

801
00:42:23,760 --> 00:42:30,200
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you have monster blue balls if you're freaking cyclops.

802
00:42:30,280 --> 00:42:35,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, beast beasts balls already blue. And that's something Deadpool

803
00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:36,320
Speaker 2: would have something to say about.

804
00:42:36,719 --> 00:42:48,000
Speaker 1: Night Crawler probably ye. Also Mystik's blue, so like think

805
00:42:48,040 --> 00:42:48,520
Speaker 1: about it?

806
00:42:48,560 --> 00:42:48,799
Speaker 3: Man.

807
00:42:49,080 --> 00:42:53,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, Oh, I love talking comics with my comic friends.

808
00:42:55,680 --> 00:42:58,080
Speaker 1: Remember when we weren't allowed to have friends that like

809
00:42:58,120 --> 00:42:59,640
Speaker 1: comics and we had to be alone.

810
00:43:00,120 --> 00:43:05,440
Speaker 3: Yeah. The eighties, yesugh, pre.

811
00:43:06,760 --> 00:43:12,800
Speaker 1: Nerd nerds taking the throne. I love having the throne.

812
00:43:15,640 --> 00:43:21,840
Speaker 1: Do you feel like Deadpool maybe is almost betraying comic

813
00:43:21,880 --> 00:43:25,080
Speaker 1: culture because he's not a nerd, because he is so badass?

814
00:43:26,600 --> 00:43:28,439
Speaker 1: I mean, I feel like that's why The Punisher never

815
00:43:28,480 --> 00:43:28,799
Speaker 1: caught on.

816
00:43:30,200 --> 00:43:32,520
Speaker 3: I never saw that, never saw that movie.

817
00:43:33,719 --> 00:43:37,880
Speaker 1: I'm not talking about the movie, oh, talking about the character.

818
00:43:39,800 --> 00:43:41,279
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know all about that.

819
00:43:41,280 --> 00:43:44,879
Speaker 1: Well, he was a little too self assured. I think

820
00:43:46,120 --> 00:43:48,359
Speaker 1: a lot of what I like in superheroes is they

821
00:43:48,480 --> 00:43:49,839
Speaker 1: doubt themselves like I do.

822
00:43:50,280 --> 00:43:53,600
Speaker 2: And just to point out another thing about the Punishure,

823
00:43:54,560 --> 00:43:56,960
Speaker 2: I never saw him busting that.

824
00:43:59,480 --> 00:44:02,480
Speaker 1: No, I don't know where he finishes.

825
00:44:02,600 --> 00:44:10,480
Speaker 2: I never saw him grab two juicy melones, not even one.

826
00:44:10,840 --> 00:44:17,040
Speaker 1: No, that's true. I never saw him checking out a butt,

827
00:44:18,480 --> 00:44:20,680
Speaker 1: And so it's kind of hard for me to wrap

828
00:44:20,719 --> 00:44:23,040
Speaker 1: my head around what motivates this guy.

829
00:44:23,160 --> 00:44:24,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, what kind of butt is he into?

830
00:44:25,120 --> 00:44:29,279
Speaker 1: Yeah? I assume a sweet one, but I don't know

831
00:44:30,280 --> 00:44:32,120
Speaker 1: until I actually see it on screen.

832
00:44:32,719 --> 00:44:38,120
Speaker 2: What kind of butt is he into? That came out wrong? Deadpool, Deadpools,

833
00:44:38,440 --> 00:44:41,680
Speaker 2: the dead Pools invading the podcast. Came into the podcast.

834
00:44:41,760 --> 00:44:44,319
Speaker 2: I came to visit. I came to visit my friend Darpinder.

835
00:44:44,520 --> 00:44:47,240
Speaker 2: I was both deep in a latte down the street,

836
00:44:47,239 --> 00:44:49,800
Speaker 2: and I thought, why don't I visit my little friend

837
00:44:49,840 --> 00:44:57,279
Speaker 2: from the taxi cab. Okay, hello Darpinder, Hey Darpender. Yeah,

838
00:44:57,440 --> 00:44:59,799
Speaker 2: I want to apologize for calling you my little brown

839
00:44:59,800 --> 00:45:03,680
Speaker 2: friend the movie just kidding. No, I don't you kill me.

840
00:45:04,360 --> 00:45:06,319
Speaker 2: I thought it was funny and I'm glad I did it.

841
00:45:07,239 --> 00:45:08,000
Speaker 1: I'm scared.

842
00:45:08,280 --> 00:45:12,680
Speaker 3: Oh uh, mister Poole, this is Sean. He's your biggest fan.

843
00:45:12,840 --> 00:45:14,719
Speaker 1: Hi. I love a lot of your stuff. I have

844
00:45:14,800 --> 00:45:17,120
Speaker 1: your glass and your figurine.

845
00:45:17,560 --> 00:45:18,920
Speaker 2: You have, you have my stuff?

846
00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:19,400
Speaker 3: Huh?

847
00:45:20,840 --> 00:45:23,359
Speaker 2: Why did you get me into Kate Upton's bra?

848
00:45:24,600 --> 00:45:26,960
Speaker 1: Oh? My what? I'm sorry?

849
00:45:27,080 --> 00:45:29,920
Speaker 2: Clarify you have my stuff? That came out wrong?

850
00:45:31,640 --> 00:45:32,120
Speaker 3: This guy?

851
00:45:33,360 --> 00:45:35,600
Speaker 1: No, hold on, wait, what do you mean? What do

852
00:45:35,640 --> 00:45:36,000
Speaker 1: you mean?

853
00:45:36,280 --> 00:45:36,600
Speaker 2: Okay?

854
00:45:36,680 --> 00:45:38,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, but then what was the Caate Upton's brothing? What

855
00:45:38,880 --> 00:45:39,479
Speaker 1: did that mean?

856
00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:41,759
Speaker 2: I'd like to get into Caate Upton's bra?

857
00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:44,240
Speaker 1: So, why how did that come off? You have my stuff?

858
00:45:45,120 --> 00:45:49,120
Speaker 1: I'm horny, she does it stuff. I can't help my

859
00:45:49,120 --> 00:45:55,040
Speaker 1: my sexual urges. Yeah, but that's that's fine. Everyone is horny.

860
00:45:55,080 --> 00:45:57,680
Speaker 1: But what I'm saying is that didn't make any sense.

861
00:45:58,160 --> 00:46:01,520
Speaker 1: It's another you said, you have my stuff? Why didn't

862
00:46:01,560 --> 00:46:03,120
Speaker 1: you get me into Kate Upton's bra?

863
00:46:03,880 --> 00:46:06,680
Speaker 2: It's another thing that I want to see.

864
00:46:06,719 --> 00:46:07,279
Speaker 3: I get it.

865
00:46:08,160 --> 00:46:10,600
Speaker 1: You you have, I don't think you do. Then you

866
00:46:10,640 --> 00:46:13,680
Speaker 1: explain it. Crrent Deadpool shut up for a second. What

867
00:46:13,680 --> 00:46:14,239
Speaker 1: did he mean?

868
00:46:15,400 --> 00:46:19,120
Speaker 3: You know he he wants to get get up in there.

869
00:46:19,320 --> 00:46:21,920
Speaker 1: Of course, yes, yes, he wants to get up in

870
00:46:21,960 --> 00:46:24,319
Speaker 1: there because he's gonna show to you. So do I,

871
00:46:24,360 --> 00:46:27,640
Speaker 1: so does Engineer Ryan. But we wouldn't say that off

872
00:46:27,680 --> 00:46:29,120
Speaker 1: of you have my stuff.

873
00:46:29,920 --> 00:46:31,600
Speaker 3: He wants to get into her stuff?

874
00:46:32,880 --> 00:46:36,440
Speaker 1: Good okay? And if I said get into her stuff,

875
00:46:37,400 --> 00:46:39,520
Speaker 1: then that would make sense. But I said I have

876
00:46:39,680 --> 00:46:42,400
Speaker 1: your stuff. He said, you have my stuff? Why didn't

877
00:46:42,440 --> 00:46:46,760
Speaker 1: you get me into Kate Upton's bra? What is Deadpool?

878
00:46:46,800 --> 00:46:50,360
Speaker 1: You want to talk again? I'm just I'm thinking about tits.

879
00:46:50,920 --> 00:46:51,799
Speaker 3: Oh this guy?

880
00:46:52,040 --> 00:46:53,400
Speaker 1: What are you guys talking about?

881
00:46:53,800 --> 00:46:55,839
Speaker 3: We're talking about and you can meet it techniques for.

882
00:46:55,840 --> 00:47:00,480
Speaker 2: You hashtag winning? Oh yeah, hashtag tie your blood.

883
00:47:00,600 --> 00:47:06,240
Speaker 1: I can't stay mad at you. Boom.

884
00:47:06,520 --> 00:47:07,840
Speaker 2: Do you guys have any questions for me.

885
00:47:09,840 --> 00:47:13,160
Speaker 3: Sure, did you ever see green lantern?

886
00:47:13,200 --> 00:47:18,840
Speaker 2: Mister poole, I did see green lantern. I'm trying to

887
00:47:19,080 --> 00:47:23,360
Speaker 2: make up a sexual turn to this. Just give me

888
00:47:23,920 --> 00:47:26,120
Speaker 2: one second and you guys talk about something else.

889
00:47:26,200 --> 00:47:29,720
Speaker 3: Okay, it's gonna be seventy.

890
00:47:30,160 --> 00:47:32,160
Speaker 2: Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh. I did

891
00:47:32,160 --> 00:47:35,160
Speaker 2: see a green lantern in the Hulks pants hop.

892
00:47:37,400 --> 00:47:42,480
Speaker 1: That fucking rule. Awesome, man, I give I expected to

893
00:47:42,520 --> 00:47:43,640
Speaker 1: be that good when it.

894
00:47:44,480 --> 00:47:45,319
Speaker 2: Give me another one.

895
00:47:45,640 --> 00:47:50,279
Speaker 1: Okay, hang on, oh god, I must have something to

896
00:47:50,320 --> 00:47:52,560
Speaker 1: ask him.

897
00:47:51,920 --> 00:47:53,880
Speaker 2: Something that seems like it would be difficult for me

898
00:47:54,000 --> 00:47:56,439
Speaker 2: to make into a conversation about a dick.

899
00:47:57,400 --> 00:48:08,960
Speaker 3: Abortion clinics, erbertion cls. I should have trusted you. That

900
00:48:09,160 --> 00:48:09,880
Speaker 3: was amazing.

901
00:48:11,920 --> 00:48:13,799
Speaker 2: It smells like honey, booboos pussy in here.

902
00:48:14,040 --> 00:48:18,920
Speaker 1: Oh my, America runs on Duncan.

903
00:48:19,880 --> 00:48:23,680
Speaker 2: Okay, five, give me five or six minutes, Yes, give

904
00:48:23,680 --> 00:48:27,279
Speaker 2: me five minutes. Okay, I really do almost have something. Yeah,

905
00:48:27,600 --> 00:48:35,040
Speaker 2: I just have to think of somebody named Duncan who's famous,

906
00:48:35,760 --> 00:48:40,800
Speaker 2: not Duncan Trussell. Mm hmmm, and then it's going to

907
00:48:40,840 --> 00:48:46,480
Speaker 2: be like America runs on that person Duncan.

908
00:48:46,640 --> 00:48:51,920
Speaker 1: Something's dick, right, Okay, Because because and I don't want

909
00:48:51,960 --> 00:48:52,600
Speaker 1: to tell you how to do.

910
00:48:52,600 --> 00:48:57,440
Speaker 2: America runs train on Tim Duncan. Is that that's okay?

911
00:48:57,480 --> 00:48:58,160
Speaker 2: But that's not good.

912
00:48:58,160 --> 00:48:59,480
Speaker 1: I don't want to tell you how to do your job,

913
00:48:59,480 --> 00:49:02,360
Speaker 1: but I would say that there's got to be something

914
00:49:02,440 --> 00:49:06,160
Speaker 1: in the area of dunkin Donuts makes like coffee and

915
00:49:06,239 --> 00:49:09,680
Speaker 1: tea and dunk in your balls in somebody's mouth? Is

916
00:49:09,760 --> 00:49:12,520
Speaker 1: tea bagging? Tea bagging them?

917
00:49:13,040 --> 00:49:14,040
Speaker 2: Yeah?

918
00:49:14,080 --> 00:49:18,560
Speaker 1: So like hashtag tea bag Great, okay, so that's got

919
00:49:18,760 --> 00:49:20,560
Speaker 1: So we've got the punchline.

920
00:49:20,680 --> 00:49:21,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, but what's before that?

921
00:49:22,760 --> 00:49:26,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, America runs on Duncan. My ball's in your mouth

922
00:49:26,520 --> 00:49:38,080
Speaker 2: hashtag tea bagh Yes, yes, give me more. This is

923
00:49:38,120 --> 00:49:42,160
Speaker 2: the only thing I like to do. Huge Jackman, Huge Jackman.

924
00:49:43,920 --> 00:49:47,799
Speaker 1: Yeah, that one's right there, right, Yeah, there we go.

925
00:49:48,400 --> 00:49:50,919
Speaker 1: There's so many to do with that. I almost think

926
00:49:51,040 --> 00:49:56,000
Speaker 1: if we really start digging in between Huge Jackman jacking off,

927
00:49:57,120 --> 00:50:00,520
Speaker 1: it's all that came out. Yeah, exactly.

928
00:50:00,680 --> 00:50:05,319
Speaker 2: Yeah, And I know you that he's Wolverine because I

929
00:50:05,360 --> 00:50:06,440
Speaker 2: know I'm in a movie.

930
00:50:06,880 --> 00:50:11,359
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, it's kind of my thing. I love, Yeah, acknowledging,

931
00:50:11,680 --> 00:50:15,759
Speaker 1: But so, uh, what if I just said gazooon tight

932
00:50:16,480 --> 00:50:21,680
Speaker 1: let's say, gazoom t dar Pinder sneezed, and then I

933
00:50:21,719 --> 00:50:22,799
Speaker 1: go gazoon.

934
00:50:22,560 --> 00:50:26,640
Speaker 2: Tighte kazoon tight. The gazoons in Kate Upton's bra are

935
00:50:26,719 --> 00:50:34,840
Speaker 2: making my pants tight. Yeah that's and so now you

936
00:50:34,920 --> 00:50:36,320
Speaker 2: know what the other one was about.

937
00:50:36,360 --> 00:50:38,719
Speaker 1: Okay, So the first one was all setting us up

938
00:50:39,120 --> 00:50:42,640
Speaker 1: for this, for this callback later it was a call

939
00:50:42,760 --> 00:50:43,640
Speaker 1: forward in a way.

940
00:50:43,800 --> 00:50:44,080
Speaker 2: M hm.

941
00:50:45,360 --> 00:50:48,959
Speaker 1: Wow, that's satisfying conventional narrative structure. It's kind of my thing.

942
00:50:49,360 --> 00:50:51,279
Speaker 3: So I just have to ask, were you the one

943
00:50:51,320 --> 00:50:54,319
Speaker 3: who kept hiding this glass from Sean when he went

944
00:50:54,360 --> 00:50:55,080
Speaker 3: to the arc Claus.

945
00:50:55,120 --> 00:50:57,600
Speaker 1: Oh? Yeah, I had enough. I had a story that

946
00:50:57,880 --> 00:51:01,360
Speaker 1: was long, but but.

947
00:51:01,960 --> 00:51:06,919
Speaker 2: I've got a story that's long in my pants. I'm sorry.

948
00:51:06,960 --> 00:51:08,920
Speaker 2: Did you actually want me to pay attention to what

949
00:51:08,960 --> 00:51:09,479
Speaker 2: you were saying?

950
00:51:09,800 --> 00:51:13,399
Speaker 1: Well, but yeah, if you hid the glass, I had

951
00:51:13,440 --> 00:51:15,880
Speaker 1: trouble getting in the glass.

952
00:51:16,320 --> 00:51:19,160
Speaker 2: I haven't hit the glass, but I've played Hide the Salami.

953
00:51:19,640 --> 00:51:22,360
Speaker 3: Mm hmm gets old after a while.

954
00:51:22,600 --> 00:51:27,800
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, there's some No, it doesn't.

955
00:51:28,640 --> 00:51:33,000
Speaker 2: I guess I'm done with it. I guess I'm done

956
00:51:33,040 --> 00:51:36,960
Speaker 2: with it. That's what I said after playing Hide the Salami.

957
00:51:39,120 --> 00:51:43,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, but I just meant the like your thing

958
00:51:43,760 --> 00:51:49,200
Speaker 1: you're doing. Yeah, now I'm saying I'm finished enjoying it.

959
00:51:49,680 --> 00:51:53,280
Speaker 1: And I know that you can make that about being

960
00:51:53,440 --> 00:51:57,320
Speaker 1: done having sex or whatever it is or jerking off.

961
00:51:58,800 --> 00:52:01,520
Speaker 1: We yeah, we and we hit a real peak at

962
00:52:01,520 --> 00:52:02,040
Speaker 1: one point.

963
00:52:02,200 --> 00:52:05,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, the call forward that was great.

964
00:52:06,440 --> 00:52:08,960
Speaker 1: Hit a peak at one point, yeah, and that's coming

965
00:52:09,080 --> 00:52:12,160
Speaker 1: or climax, yeah, like or the peak I guess could

966
00:52:12,160 --> 00:52:14,600
Speaker 1: be like a bone rest is a mountain peak or something.

967
00:52:16,080 --> 00:52:19,720
Speaker 2: A bone is like a mountain as well in my pants.

968
00:52:20,560 --> 00:52:26,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, so we're just gonna I guess wrap up here,

969
00:52:26,880 --> 00:52:31,480
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go jerk off. Okay, okay, sure, I mean

970
00:52:31,560 --> 00:52:38,239
Speaker 1: at a certain point, I'm concerned just because the compulsion

971
00:52:38,280 --> 00:52:41,359
Speaker 1: to tell me that either you I'm ready to come,

972
00:52:41,560 --> 00:52:45,600
Speaker 1: can't jerk off, like that's an option for me. They're like,

973
00:52:45,640 --> 00:52:48,839
Speaker 1: that's why you need to tell me so much that

974
00:52:48,880 --> 00:52:52,160
Speaker 1: it's what you do, or it's like jerking off for

975
00:52:52,200 --> 00:52:54,959
Speaker 1: you is all about having told me you were going

976
00:52:54,960 --> 00:52:56,520
Speaker 1: to and that's the only way you can enjoy it.

977
00:52:56,640 --> 00:53:02,279
Speaker 1: Who's this ass hat? Yeah all right, well car, thank

978
00:53:02,320 --> 00:53:02,920
Speaker 1: you so much.

979
00:53:03,040 --> 00:53:05,480
Speaker 2: Coming sucky sucky to get a drinker a thank.

980
00:53:05,360 --> 00:53:09,680
Speaker 1: You so much for coming. In I'm sorry off your

981
00:53:09,680 --> 00:53:10,600
Speaker 1: friend Deadpool.

982
00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:12,560
Speaker 3: It's a lot.

983
00:53:13,680 --> 00:53:17,400
Speaker 1: Hayes also had to leave. He didn't say goodbye, but

984
00:53:17,440 --> 00:53:20,200
Speaker 1: he did leave the studio. And but it was really

985
00:53:20,239 --> 00:53:23,600
Speaker 1: great having you. I think we taught people a lot

986
00:53:23,600 --> 00:53:24,440
Speaker 1: about Hollywood.

987
00:53:24,680 --> 00:53:27,160
Speaker 2: Just sorry, I had to leave for a second. I

988
00:53:27,239 --> 00:53:31,399
Speaker 2: just saw Deadpool. Oh, so I guess Deadpool was here

989
00:53:31,400 --> 00:53:35,080
Speaker 2: for a little bit. I saw him kind of trying

990
00:53:35,080 --> 00:53:38,200
Speaker 2: to jerk off and being kind of mad. He was

991
00:53:38,280 --> 00:53:42,280
Speaker 2: kind of like petting his crotch area, sort of trying

992
00:53:42,280 --> 00:53:43,040
Speaker 2: to figure it out.

993
00:53:43,200 --> 00:53:45,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you didn't miss.

994
00:53:45,440 --> 00:53:46,400
Speaker 1: And he seemed upset.

995
00:53:47,480 --> 00:53:50,399
Speaker 2: It's hard to tell because of his mask, but he's

996
00:53:50,480 --> 00:53:53,359
Speaker 2: able to really like convey a lot of emotions even

997
00:53:53,360 --> 00:53:56,640
Speaker 2: though he can't make facial facial expressions.

998
00:53:58,719 --> 00:54:00,960
Speaker 1: He wears a red suit. I had the loo So

999
00:54:02,239 --> 00:54:06,759
Speaker 1: you guys, Uh, this was fun. I can't wait for

1000
00:54:08,040 --> 00:54:09,280
Speaker 1: Dead Tool.

1001
00:54:10,120 --> 00:54:10,680
Speaker 2: Dead Tool.

1002
00:54:11,440 --> 00:54:18,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, and and also, uh, just it's been great catching

1003
00:54:18,920 --> 00:54:21,840
Speaker 1: up everyone. I mean probably most people know Karen is

1004
00:54:21,920 --> 00:54:23,600
Speaker 1: Kevin from Bad Friends.

1005
00:54:24,280 --> 00:54:27,880
Speaker 2: Right right. The famous pilot presentation.

1006
00:54:27,520 --> 00:54:34,120
Speaker 1: Yes, the seven minute pilot presentation that yeah, from a

1007
00:54:34,120 --> 00:54:37,640
Speaker 1: few years ago that we still have hopes for. We

1008
00:54:37,719 --> 00:54:43,399
Speaker 1: haven't heard an official pass on that it's been two

1009
00:54:43,480 --> 00:54:45,560
Speaker 1: years and I think they maybe are waiting for the

1010
00:54:45,640 --> 00:54:50,759
Speaker 1: right moment to spring it on society. But that was great.

1011
00:54:52,239 --> 00:54:54,480
Speaker 1: That was great working with you on that. And then no,

1012
00:54:54,719 --> 00:54:56,560
Speaker 1: I don't want to get tied up in something else

1013
00:54:56,600 --> 00:54:58,400
Speaker 1: because what if they call me and go now we

1014
00:54:58,440 --> 00:55:00,480
Speaker 1: want to do it, so I have I do have

1015
00:55:00,560 --> 00:55:04,640
Speaker 1: to keep myself hoping. But anyway, Uh, is there we

1016
00:55:04,680 --> 00:55:05,520
Speaker 1: doing a pro version?

1017
00:55:06,400 --> 00:55:08,680
Speaker 2: Yes, but we have to do it from trying to

1018
00:55:08,719 --> 00:55:09,800
Speaker 2: remember somebody.

1019
00:55:09,920 --> 00:55:16,000
Speaker 1: Okay, number one, cheeba hawk, number one, Cheaba Hawk. CAREN's

1020
00:55:16,040 --> 00:55:22,120
Speaker 1: gonna give you some advice on how to smoke bud.

1021
00:55:22,280 --> 00:55:27,520
Speaker 3: All right, Uh, put some Netflix on, get in your couch,

1022
00:55:28,120 --> 00:55:33,040
Speaker 3: literally in your couch, and just rip it out.

1023
00:55:33,560 --> 00:55:37,360
Speaker 1: Uh. Oh and that's gonna help you. So, uh, like

1024
00:55:37,440 --> 00:55:40,200
Speaker 1: us on Facebook, rate us on iTunes, write us some

1025
00:55:40,280 --> 00:55:43,120
Speaker 1: nice reviews, and don't be afraid to talk to each

1026
00:55:43,160 --> 00:55:45,719
Speaker 1: other on the forums.

1027
00:55:45,360 --> 00:55:46,480
Speaker 3: And go watch Deadpool.

1028
00:55:46,520 --> 00:55:48,800
Speaker 1: Come on and go see.

1029
00:55:51,320 --> 00:56:00,359
Speaker 3: Bye Bye Bye. Hollywood Handbook is brought to you by

1030
00:56:00,440 --> 00:56:04,560
Speaker 3: Wolf Cool Productions, to subsidiary of Calvin Noon Hibs.

1031
00:56:05,120 --> 00:56:11,759
Speaker 1: Oh Baby m hm.