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Speaker 1: Nicky. Here's Nikki. Hello, it's me. Welcome to the show. Mmm. Sorry,

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Speaker 1: I didn't clear my voice throat voice cankers um before

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Speaker 1: we started. It's early here in St. Louis, Missouri, even

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Speaker 1: earlier in Arizona where Noah is because you guys don't

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Speaker 1: change time zones, so you're your Pacific time. It's four

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Speaker 1: or forty in the morning where you are. Yeah, that's insane.

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Speaker 1: And you woke up I'm guessing at like three something.

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Speaker 1: I woke up at two thirty because I was anticipating

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Speaker 1: my alarm at like, it's fine. I went to though,

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Speaker 1: it's fine. Still, do you have a big day? Um?

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Speaker 1: I have like a it's fine, Nikki, have a regular day. Okay. Um.

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Speaker 1: This is the life of a radio producer. First, my

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Speaker 1: first rodeo. That's true. I was thinking this morning when

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Speaker 1: I woke up. I was thinking of the montage at

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Speaker 1: the beginning of The Morning Show. Have you watched that show? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Or like it's like they just and like people on

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Speaker 1: the Today Show are always so chipper in the morning,

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Speaker 1: and like as I was thinking of putting on the

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Speaker 1: and I would be, you know, go in to eat

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Speaker 1: cereal or whatever. And the Today's show, those people were

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Speaker 1: okay too. It waked, it woked waked, it would waken,

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Speaker 1: it would awaken you because of their personalities. But you know,

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Speaker 1: and then I just pictured a producer being like guys

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Speaker 1: speed Ship or this Morning, like they always have to

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Speaker 1: be that chipper um. And I just felt so bad

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Speaker 1: for anyone who works in like morning anything like morning entertainment,

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Speaker 1: because you've got to be chipper a f When you

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Speaker 1: did Howard, you know, he's on so early in the

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Speaker 1: morning and you have to do you know, you have

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Speaker 1: I think, you know, Howard's probably up at three. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: and Howard for the first time, you could hear Howard's

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Speaker 1: voices voice in some of Beth's videos. This weekend, Beth,

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Speaker 1: his wife, was posting videos of cats and you could

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Speaker 1: no time to listen. And I miss him. I miss

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Speaker 1: his voice. It's so nice. People so many times on

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Speaker 1: the show on the road come up to me at

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Speaker 1: meet and greets and are like, we know you from

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Speaker 1: Howard and they replayed my um and I judged the

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Speaker 1: Perfect Penis Contest last year. It was probably like a

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Speaker 1: year ago, and they replayed that recently, so I got

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Speaker 1: a lot of new fans from that, and UM, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I just love I love meeting these fans. No, I

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Speaker 1: can't wait for you to come to one of these

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Speaker 1: tour shows because they're always like I wish no I

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Speaker 1: were here for the picture. They always they always grab

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Speaker 1: meet and greets, which I don't know how he does that.

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Speaker 1: I used to hate that so much, of like standing

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Speaker 1: to say something nice. Andrew's not the type of person

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Speaker 1: I mean, maybe maybe he does have a problem with that,

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Speaker 1: you know, is it hitty? I mean, you don't want

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Speaker 1: anyone to pity you. Uh. I just only want to

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Speaker 1: get things I deserve and that i've like earned on

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Speaker 1: my own merit, not because people feel bad. That's you

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Speaker 1: it's not enough that I'm just there. Um, I give

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Speaker 1: I be so bad the last half hour of your show.

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Speaker 1: And I know I probably said this before, but like

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Speaker 1: I've been just saying, if you have a panic attack,

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Speaker 1: Like what's I'm not gonna pretend like I won't call

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Speaker 1: ship like other comedians might. That's always fun stuff when

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Speaker 1: where you're not expected to you know, where you're Because

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Speaker 1: people watching comedy shows, I realized they are so scared

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Speaker 1: and that's why they're like heckling. But I remember you,

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Speaker 1: I want to go see the Blue Man Group. Um

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Speaker 1: same gimmick. I think. They come out and they they're

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Speaker 1: It just scared the ship out of me and UM

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Speaker 1: I hate Halloween, like haunted House anything like that. Count

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Speaker 1: like they, you know, the radio ads were like, oh,

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Speaker 1: come out to Spooky Halloween in Grants Farm with the Googles. Well,

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Speaker 1: and it's like every there's all these different places you

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Speaker 1: can go. Silo X were lasers. You have to walk

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Speaker 1: And the thing is that none of these canna touch you.

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Speaker 1: like hunting houses? I did not, we can't touch houses.

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Speaker 1: went once and it traumatized me so bad. I still

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Speaker 1: don't like going to them. I'm okay terrified. Well why

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Speaker 1: were on the airfield. My dad bought gamer headphones and

427
00:23:03,960 --> 00:23:06,960
Speaker 1: a gamer computer because he likes to graphics better when

428
00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:11,760
Speaker 1: he trade stocks. What wait, what, I don't know. I

429
00:23:11,760 --> 00:23:15,960
Speaker 1: don't get what that means. My dad trades stocks. He

430
00:23:16,680 --> 00:23:21,919
Speaker 1: and apparently the uh what he uses has like different

431
00:23:21,960 --> 00:23:25,959
Speaker 1: graphics and stuff, so he likes to the whatever the

432
00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:29,639
Speaker 1: gaming computer gives him and then he's gaming. I don't know,

433
00:23:29,720 --> 00:23:32,040
Speaker 1: it's a little much, but yeah, he gave me these

434
00:23:32,040 --> 00:23:34,320
Speaker 1: headphones last night, and I was like, Nikki are gonna

435
00:23:34,359 --> 00:23:38,840
Speaker 1: love these? Nikki are going to love these? Um? And

436
00:23:38,880 --> 00:23:42,120
Speaker 1: then what about we know we realized Andrew forgot all

437
00:23:42,119 --> 00:23:44,280
Speaker 1: of his podcasting equipment. He's like, it's fine, I'll go

438
00:23:44,320 --> 00:23:46,119
Speaker 1: to best Buy. I'll get a bunch, I'll get new

439
00:23:46,160 --> 00:23:49,159
Speaker 1: stuff and they'll return it. How are you going to

440
00:23:49,240 --> 00:23:51,600
Speaker 1: return it? Are you just gonna go it didn't really work.

441
00:23:52,720 --> 00:23:59,000
Speaker 1: Fucking thief. You're on video using it? Wait where if

442
00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:02,760
Speaker 1: you pay for something, you're not a thief. Okay, you're

443
00:24:02,800 --> 00:24:06,000
Speaker 1: thee turns something after you use it? You a thief?

444
00:24:06,920 --> 00:24:11,800
Speaker 1: Not true? Not? Um, oh my god, besties chime in.

445
00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:17,919
Speaker 1: It is not It's not virtuous to wear something or

446
00:24:18,119 --> 00:24:20,639
Speaker 1: use something and then return it after you've done using it.

447
00:24:20,680 --> 00:24:23,520
Speaker 1: This isn't a rent. You think I'm gonna return this.

448
00:24:23,720 --> 00:24:26,480
Speaker 1: You think I'm gonna take my time. No, I'm gonna

449
00:24:26,520 --> 00:24:29,080
Speaker 1: have this blue snowball in the back room where I

450
00:24:29,160 --> 00:24:32,560
Speaker 1: put everything else where. I'm a hoarder. Right, you're right,

451
00:24:32,640 --> 00:24:35,720
Speaker 1: but the thought process was right. And I had to

452
00:24:35,800 --> 00:24:38,680
Speaker 1: drive forty minutes to best Buy last night from where

453
00:24:38,680 --> 00:24:42,880
Speaker 1: I'm staying, and and I kind of missed there wasn't

454
00:24:42,880 --> 00:24:45,199
Speaker 1: an electronics store anywhere closer? Or did you just have

455
00:24:45,240 --> 00:24:46,919
Speaker 1: your mind set on the best Buy? You want to

456
00:24:46,920 --> 00:24:48,600
Speaker 1: see where I am right now? I'm in the middle

457
00:24:48,680 --> 00:24:56,680
Speaker 1: of ship. Uh you there, I get where you are.

458
00:24:56,800 --> 00:24:58,280
Speaker 1: You don't need to show me. You're in the middle

459
00:24:58,280 --> 00:25:00,320
Speaker 1: of a golf course. I get it. But you gotta

460
00:25:00,359 --> 00:25:06,880
Speaker 1: see this here. Can you see that? I mean there's

461
00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:10,919
Speaker 1: a lake, yeah, and where's a yard. Yeah, I'm on

462
00:25:10,960 --> 00:25:15,040
Speaker 1: the I'm on the third floor. Okay, but none of

463
00:25:15,080 --> 00:25:16,680
Speaker 1: this makes me feel like you're not close to a

464
00:25:16,760 --> 00:25:22,960
Speaker 1: bust buy there's places that way, now, Nicky, you don't understand.

465
00:25:24,280 --> 00:25:28,639
Speaker 1: You really proved it to me, Andrew. I get it. Um,

466
00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:32,120
Speaker 1: you're in Kiowa, right, Kiowa. Yeah, it's in South Carolina

467
00:25:32,160 --> 00:25:37,480
Speaker 1: outside Charleston. Um, how's golfing been? We wanna hear Jesus Christ?

468
00:25:37,600 --> 00:25:39,840
Speaker 1: You are? Oh there? I thought you were just being

469
00:25:39,880 --> 00:25:43,000
Speaker 1: your dad for a second. You're showing us you're is that? What?

470
00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:45,440
Speaker 1: What is this jacket you're wearing. This is my uncle's

471
00:25:45,480 --> 00:25:49,760
Speaker 1: real estate company that I got fired from. I thought

472
00:25:49,760 --> 00:25:51,760
Speaker 1: you were showing us the golf. That was an accident.

473
00:25:51,880 --> 00:25:53,800
Speaker 1: Didn't you feel like he was showing us the label

474
00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:58,199
Speaker 1: on purpose? NOA, yeah, what's going on? I don't know

475
00:25:58,280 --> 00:26:01,439
Speaker 1: what's going on? Man, I'm out of it. I played

476
00:26:01,520 --> 00:26:07,119
Speaker 1: so bad. Oh no, oh no, NICKI I can't even

477
00:26:07,400 --> 00:26:10,879
Speaker 1: like no, and I can't even all came down to

478
00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:15,080
Speaker 1: this rise. Andrew has been training, As you know, Andrew

479
00:26:15,119 --> 00:26:17,879
Speaker 1: has been obsessed with golf for months and months and months,

480
00:26:18,119 --> 00:26:20,720
Speaker 1: and it all came down to this, like there's no

481
00:26:20,880 --> 00:26:23,080
Speaker 1: he has no other competition in his life. There's no

482
00:26:23,160 --> 00:26:26,640
Speaker 1: other like this is it? Dude playing against his two

483
00:26:26,680 --> 00:26:30,359
Speaker 1: brothers and his dad in like one of a great

484
00:26:30,359 --> 00:26:34,240
Speaker 1: golf course on South Carolina family trip, showing them what's

485
00:26:34,359 --> 00:26:37,119
Speaker 1: he's put the work. He's put in thousands of dollars

486
00:26:37,119 --> 00:26:40,720
Speaker 1: on lessons, thousands of dollars on new clubs, thousands of

487
00:26:40,880 --> 00:26:45,440
Speaker 1: hours on on just practicing, and it all came down

488
00:26:45,440 --> 00:26:50,160
Speaker 1: to this. What happened? Dude? Um, First of all, I'd

489
00:26:50,160 --> 00:26:52,920
Speaker 1: like to thank you're a little exhausted from doing ten

490
00:26:52,960 --> 00:26:55,280
Speaker 1: minutes two nights in a row. I'd like to thank God.

491
00:26:55,359 --> 00:26:59,160
Speaker 1: First of all, I'd like to thank my team. I'd

492
00:26:59,200 --> 00:27:02,560
Speaker 1: like to thank my my golf pro at Family Outing

493
00:27:03,119 --> 00:27:07,479
Speaker 1: and Golf Center over there in outside St. Louis. You know,

494
00:27:07,720 --> 00:27:12,719
Speaker 1: everything was supposed to come together for Andrew Collin. Um.

495
00:27:12,800 --> 00:27:16,080
Speaker 1: He put in the hour just tell us. I don't

496
00:27:16,080 --> 00:27:18,720
Speaker 1: want to do a news conference. Oh I thought I was.

497
00:27:18,760 --> 00:27:23,040
Speaker 1: Just tell me what happened. I went to the range.

498
00:27:23,040 --> 00:27:27,680
Speaker 1: It was very windy. Okay, it was extremely windy. I'm

499
00:27:27,720 --> 00:27:33,720
Speaker 1: not used to very tight, tight uh uh courses where

500
00:27:33,960 --> 00:27:36,160
Speaker 1: you can lose a ball. Very easily. I was playing

501
00:27:36,160 --> 00:27:39,639
Speaker 1: with my older brother who is no offense towards him,

502
00:27:39,680 --> 00:27:43,480
Speaker 1: absolutely terrible. I mean I played bad, but this this

503
00:27:43,520 --> 00:27:46,440
Speaker 1: guy on six holes in a row put the ball

504
00:27:46,480 --> 00:27:49,560
Speaker 1: maybe he hit it maybe fifteen yards and about a

505
00:27:49,640 --> 00:27:53,960
Speaker 1: hundred yards right like it was. It was, so you know,

506
00:27:54,119 --> 00:27:56,800
Speaker 1: it's like, you know, you play. I hate to say

507
00:27:56,840 --> 00:27:59,040
Speaker 1: that you played. Are we focusing on his game? He

508
00:27:59,080 --> 00:28:02,679
Speaker 1: didn't he he's been working, he's a father, he has

509
00:28:02,760 --> 00:28:07,200
Speaker 1: multiple properties. Yes, he hasn't been He probably has played

510
00:28:07,520 --> 00:28:09,760
Speaker 1: maybe an hour of golf in the time that you've

511
00:28:09,800 --> 00:28:13,560
Speaker 1: played thousands. Yes, you know that he should be bad.

512
00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:17,159
Speaker 1: What was what was going on with you? Um? And

513
00:28:17,200 --> 00:28:19,639
Speaker 1: what did you shoot? What? What? What was your score?

514
00:28:19,680 --> 00:28:22,360
Speaker 1: I can't even say. It's like did your dad beat you?

515
00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:25,560
Speaker 1: My dad ended up winning. We we played based off

516
00:28:25,640 --> 00:28:29,760
Speaker 1: my handicap, which it's hard to explain what handicap is.

517
00:28:29,800 --> 00:28:33,240
Speaker 1: Whatever you kind of like shoot over par is your handicapped,

518
00:28:33,640 --> 00:28:37,320
Speaker 1: so like mine, for instance, yesterday was a ten or

519
00:28:37,480 --> 00:28:40,800
Speaker 1: twelve or ten a ten, and then everyone played off

520
00:28:40,840 --> 00:28:43,360
Speaker 1: of me, So how do you know what that is?

521
00:28:43,400 --> 00:28:45,440
Speaker 1: Going into it? Like you played off of like what

522
00:28:45,560 --> 00:28:48,880
Speaker 1: your last game was, the last you know four months

523
00:28:48,880 --> 00:28:53,640
Speaker 1: where I've been shooting um mid eighties or lower every

524
00:28:53,640 --> 00:28:57,800
Speaker 1: single time. Okay, So so to give you an example,

525
00:28:58,040 --> 00:29:01,800
Speaker 1: yesterday on the front nine, I shot a fifty one,

526
00:29:02,480 --> 00:29:05,680
Speaker 1: which would be a total score of a hundred and two.

527
00:29:06,480 --> 00:29:10,720
Speaker 1: So I was twenty over whatever I usually shoot. I

528
00:29:10,800 --> 00:29:15,360
Speaker 1: honestly haven't shot that bad. I was better before this

529
00:29:15,360 --> 00:29:19,280
Speaker 1: whole thing started. It's you got the yips, dude, No,

530
00:29:19,560 --> 00:29:21,600
Speaker 1: because you know what on the back on the back nine,

531
00:29:21,720 --> 00:29:26,520
Speaker 1: I started off bogey par par birdie parr, and then

532
00:29:26,560 --> 00:29:28,479
Speaker 1: I had an eight because we had to wait so

533
00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:32,040
Speaker 1: fucking long for these fuckers to play. There was a

534
00:29:32,080 --> 00:29:35,200
Speaker 1: conference out here and it's a bunch of nerds from

535
00:29:35,360 --> 00:29:38,720
Speaker 1: Dell and they all watch each other fucking tall. Yeah,

536
00:29:39,280 --> 00:29:42,160
Speaker 1: people are still buying Dell's I mean, I think at

537
00:29:42,200 --> 00:29:45,680
Speaker 1: this point it's it's just a table company that people

538
00:29:45,760 --> 00:29:51,400
Speaker 1: use the computers for. But but anyways, I was a

539
00:29:51,440 --> 00:29:53,360
Speaker 1: little off. I'm not gonna lie. I felt like I

540
00:29:53,440 --> 00:29:56,000
Speaker 1: was a little off. Did you have fun? Did you

541
00:29:56,080 --> 00:29:59,200
Speaker 1: have fun? I don't know, I gotta think about it.

542
00:29:59,280 --> 00:30:01,760
Speaker 1: I got on that and you were in quite a

543
00:30:01,760 --> 00:30:04,760
Speaker 1: mood when your first nine holes were not what you

544
00:30:04,800 --> 00:30:07,200
Speaker 1: wanted them to be. Was there a lot of cussing?

545
00:30:07,280 --> 00:30:10,440
Speaker 1: Was there throwing of clubs? Um? I put away to

546
00:30:10,520 --> 00:30:15,560
Speaker 1: clubs a couple of times, very angrily, very angrily. Um.

547
00:30:15,640 --> 00:30:18,720
Speaker 1: I then, you know, did you document this on Instagram?

548
00:30:18,760 --> 00:30:21,200
Speaker 1: I wasn't following you yesterday. I did not. I did not.

549
00:30:21,320 --> 00:30:23,560
Speaker 1: I was too Honestly, I played that bad where it

550
00:30:23,600 --> 00:30:27,200
Speaker 1: wasn't even funny to me, which is crazy. Did you

551
00:30:27,280 --> 00:30:29,680
Speaker 1: were you able to sleep last night? Like? What? What?

552
00:30:29,680 --> 00:30:31,840
Speaker 1: What's the runoff from this going to be? I fell

553
00:30:31,880 --> 00:30:34,600
Speaker 1: asleep watching many videos, you know what. I hit some

554
00:30:34,680 --> 00:30:36,520
Speaker 1: of my clubs very well. I did not hit my

555
00:30:36,600 --> 00:30:41,400
Speaker 1: driver well. And I started to look for different, uh

556
00:30:41,720 --> 00:30:45,000
Speaker 1: different golf stores that were open for some reason that

557
00:30:45,360 --> 00:30:51,840
Speaker 1: at midnight to trade in my driver for another. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

558
00:30:51,880 --> 00:30:54,960
Speaker 1: I looked there was it was closed. Unfortunately. You think

559
00:30:54,960 --> 00:30:57,360
Speaker 1: it might be the club. No, it's me. I know

560
00:30:57,480 --> 00:31:00,000
Speaker 1: it's me, but I like it. You know, it's probably

561
00:31:00,080 --> 00:31:03,800
Speaker 1: just this happens a lot. Like you you prepare for something,

562
00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:06,800
Speaker 1: it's it's like it all comes down to this. I

563
00:31:06,800 --> 00:31:08,640
Speaker 1: mean you've been talking about it all week of like,

564
00:31:08,680 --> 00:31:11,000
Speaker 1: oh my god, Like there's been a nervous energy I'm

565
00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:13,600
Speaker 1: playing with my brothers and my dad, and like, I mean,

566
00:31:13,680 --> 00:31:17,160
Speaker 1: you already have like a lot of you know, your

567
00:31:17,160 --> 00:31:20,200
Speaker 1: family is like succession. You know, like there's a lot

568
00:31:20,240 --> 00:31:26,120
Speaker 1: of uh family drama that is just beneath the surface

569
00:31:26,120 --> 00:31:28,400
Speaker 1: that none of you were talking about. There's a lot

570
00:31:28,440 --> 00:31:32,560
Speaker 1: of tension. There's also a lot of um goodwill and

571
00:31:32,600 --> 00:31:35,160
Speaker 1: like just you know, you guys have so much fun together,

572
00:31:35,680 --> 00:31:38,680
Speaker 1: but there's there's a this is you like being able

573
00:31:38,720 --> 00:31:41,280
Speaker 1: to show like I've I've really worked at something and

574
00:31:41,320 --> 00:31:44,200
Speaker 1: this is what I've show what of This is where

575
00:31:44,200 --> 00:31:46,520
Speaker 1: I can, like my older brother, he might be more

576
00:31:46,600 --> 00:31:49,600
Speaker 1: financially successful than me, but this is where I'm gonna

577
00:31:49,640 --> 00:31:53,560
Speaker 1: like really show I could I can put the work

578
00:31:53,600 --> 00:31:55,640
Speaker 1: in and he's gonna I'm gonna prove to him and

579
00:31:55,680 --> 00:31:58,240
Speaker 1: to everyone that like I can also be as successful

580
00:31:58,280 --> 00:32:01,400
Speaker 1: at something. And then you know, is it was it?

581
00:32:01,640 --> 00:32:03,720
Speaker 1: Did you do? You think it was a mental thing?

582
00:32:03,880 --> 00:32:06,200
Speaker 1: Obviously right because your game you said you went to

583
00:32:06,240 --> 00:32:09,040
Speaker 1: the less another day and your your instructor was like, dude,

584
00:32:09,320 --> 00:32:11,960
Speaker 1: like blown away. I mean you joked about the ten

585
00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:15,920
Speaker 1: minute thing, which is a common joke that you say,

586
00:32:16,120 --> 00:32:19,280
Speaker 1: but but I mean, there's just no you cannot say

587
00:32:19,320 --> 00:32:21,040
Speaker 1: that you were tired from the shows. You just can't.

588
00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:24,040
Speaker 1: You just can't. I'm not tired from the show. I'm

589
00:32:24,040 --> 00:32:27,160
Speaker 1: not tired from my ten minutes, and I'm tired from traveling.

590
00:32:27,200 --> 00:32:30,840
Speaker 1: We travel fifteen hours and my brain is a little off,

591
00:32:30,920 --> 00:32:33,760
Speaker 1: and even if it's ten minutes, my brain still needs

592
00:32:33,800 --> 00:32:38,920
Speaker 1: to get right to perform. It's still a thing, you know. Yeah, yeah, So,

593
00:32:39,320 --> 00:32:42,440
Speaker 1: and then I slept, you know, you like a nice

594
00:32:42,440 --> 00:32:45,040
Speaker 1: green room hang. I didn't get home until what twelve

595
00:32:45,200 --> 00:32:49,120
Speaker 1: that night. I didn't go to bed until probably one thirty,

596
00:32:49,440 --> 00:32:52,240
Speaker 1: you know, And then I wake up at seven to

597
00:32:52,320 --> 00:32:54,960
Speaker 1: go to their hotel. So I slept five and a

598
00:32:54,960 --> 00:32:58,040
Speaker 1: half hours. Then then we traveled an hour and a

599
00:32:58,080 --> 00:33:01,600
Speaker 1: half to get here. Uh. And then we hit balls,

600
00:33:01,640 --> 00:33:04,160
Speaker 1: and then I ate too big of a lunch before

601
00:33:04,240 --> 00:33:08,080
Speaker 1: the match. I had a trout salad with way too

602
00:33:08,120 --> 00:33:17,520
Speaker 1: much bread. You know, all these things, sad person of

603
00:33:17,600 --> 00:33:21,960
Speaker 1: the day, a little drought salad. So all these things

604
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:24,680
Speaker 1: do add up. And I love a trout sound because

605
00:33:24,680 --> 00:33:26,800
Speaker 1: it sounds like such a healthy option. And then you

606
00:33:26,840 --> 00:33:34,520
Speaker 1: said with so much bread? Yeah, well, trout salad is

607
00:33:34,560 --> 00:33:39,440
Speaker 1: a like a tuna fish, if you will. But with trout. Yeah, okay,

608
00:33:39,600 --> 00:33:43,560
Speaker 1: it's a it's a delicacy you want and colin type

609
00:33:43,560 --> 00:33:46,360
Speaker 1: of salad. Yeah, well, I like a triple bogey where

610
00:33:46,400 --> 00:33:49,040
Speaker 1: you get the egg salad, tuna, and chicken salad all

611
00:33:49,080 --> 00:33:52,040
Speaker 1: on the same plate and you mix them up. God,

612
00:33:52,120 --> 00:33:56,360
Speaker 1: golfers of the most least healthy diet, we like to

613
00:33:56,480 --> 00:34:00,160
Speaker 1: chill anyway. So I came out here, and all that

614
00:34:00,200 --> 00:34:02,320
Speaker 1: being said, I think I'm gonna play much better today.

615
00:34:02,360 --> 00:34:04,680
Speaker 1: I didn't. You definitely are. I put way too much

616
00:34:04,720 --> 00:34:07,280
Speaker 1: on it. I showed my goods in the sect back nine.

617
00:34:07,320 --> 00:34:10,440
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be honest, I'm all right, but it was

618
00:34:10,440 --> 00:34:12,839
Speaker 1: a lot. We we look forward to hearing about what

619
00:34:12,880 --> 00:34:16,400
Speaker 1: happens today. Keep us posted. I hope you documented on Instagram.

620
00:34:16,760 --> 00:34:18,400
Speaker 1: I think that might make give you a little bit

621
00:34:18,400 --> 00:34:21,720
Speaker 1: more of an investment in it and and um lighter

622
00:34:21,760 --> 00:34:24,040
Speaker 1: attitude about it all. So it doesn't if you do

623
00:34:24,120 --> 00:34:26,080
Speaker 1: play bad, at least you can make comedy out of it.

624
00:34:26,200 --> 00:34:28,680
Speaker 1: Let me put on INSTA. I mean, yeah, I think

625
00:34:28,719 --> 00:34:30,720
Speaker 1: I could. Uh, you know what, I'm gonna go ahead

626
00:34:30,719 --> 00:34:34,640
Speaker 1: and blame you for this because yeah, because it sounds

627
00:34:34,640 --> 00:34:36,560
Speaker 1: like you didn't get enough sleep. I wanted a green

628
00:34:36,680 --> 00:34:39,600
Speaker 1: room hang after the show. No, no, no, I got it.

629
00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:41,680
Speaker 1: I got it comes down to I got a text

630
00:34:41,719 --> 00:34:43,800
Speaker 1: on the third hole about when we were going to

631
00:34:43,920 --> 00:34:46,560
Speaker 1: do the pod, and then, you know me, I get worried, like,

632
00:34:47,480 --> 00:34:49,880
Speaker 1: you know, can we do it tonight or tomorrow? And

633
00:34:49,880 --> 00:34:51,879
Speaker 1: then I was thinking about having to get the best buy.

634
00:34:52,040 --> 00:34:54,319
Speaker 1: So it was a very tough day. But you know,

635
00:34:54,400 --> 00:34:56,920
Speaker 1: your boy's gonna Andrew Collin's gonna bounce back and he's

636
00:34:56,920 --> 00:35:00,680
Speaker 1: gonna play well today. I promise the tech. The text

637
00:35:00,719 --> 00:35:03,520
Speaker 1: I said that delayed the podcast even more than you

638
00:35:03,560 --> 00:35:06,959
Speaker 1: originally thought. You made you stressed out. Yes, I blame

639
00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:09,720
Speaker 1: I blame you, and no I blame no. Listen, listen,

640
00:35:09,760 --> 00:35:13,839
Speaker 1: I deserve it. I just hope you have fun, try

641
00:35:13,880 --> 00:35:16,600
Speaker 1: to have fun and not. It's none of this matters.

642
00:35:17,520 --> 00:35:24,080
Speaker 1: Let's get to the news. Apparently here it comes first.

643
00:35:27,200 --> 00:35:30,840
Speaker 1: Oh boy, it's Monday, folks. You know what that means.

644
00:35:31,560 --> 00:35:36,120
Speaker 1: It's Monday. I hope you're having it started, I have.

645
00:35:36,520 --> 00:35:38,919
Speaker 1: I hope you're having all the swells out there. I'm

646
00:35:38,960 --> 00:35:42,360
Speaker 1: not because my dad has took me out of the

647
00:35:42,400 --> 00:35:45,280
Speaker 1: will because I played so poorly yesterday. No, you were

648
00:35:45,400 --> 00:35:46,719
Speaker 1: even going to take you out of it if he

649
00:35:46,840 --> 00:35:49,040
Speaker 1: if you did better than him. So I think he's

650
00:35:49,080 --> 00:35:52,600
Speaker 1: probably pretty happy right now. Honestly, I don't know. I

651
00:35:52,640 --> 00:35:54,440
Speaker 1: think somewhere in the middle would have been best. But

652
00:35:54,719 --> 00:35:58,840
Speaker 1: here we go. Okay. Horrifying horrifying video shows a subway

653
00:35:58,840 --> 00:36:02,760
Speaker 1: worker walking through roof food, putting food on the bathroom

654
00:36:02,800 --> 00:36:05,560
Speaker 1: floor and drinking out of bottles before putting them back

655
00:36:05,560 --> 00:36:12,880
Speaker 1: in the fridge. Demand said, demand, No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

656
00:36:13,080 --> 00:36:16,160
Speaker 1: What I don't want to hear this? Why I depend

657
00:36:16,239 --> 00:36:20,200
Speaker 1: on subway? No? What is that? Well, in fairness, it

658
00:36:20,239 --> 00:36:22,480
Speaker 1: wasn't the only thing I can eat on the road.

659
00:36:23,200 --> 00:36:25,160
Speaker 1: I don't think he was sucking up your lettuce, though.

660
00:36:25,239 --> 00:36:28,200
Speaker 1: You're the only person that only eats lettuce at some point,

661
00:36:28,200 --> 00:36:30,600
Speaker 1: you know that's true. Okay, So it was the meats. Yeah,

662
00:36:30,640 --> 00:36:35,080
Speaker 1: it's mostly the meat and the bread. But desecrate animals

663
00:36:35,080 --> 00:36:37,920
Speaker 1: that gave their life for your shitty five dollar sandwich?

664
00:36:37,960 --> 00:36:39,920
Speaker 1: What did they do? What? I love this? Though? I

665
00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:42,359
Speaker 1: love this? The man said he did it to draw

666
00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:48,080
Speaker 1: attention to his films and meats and music, and made

667
00:36:48,080 --> 00:36:51,480
Speaker 1: a series of thirty horrified videos after putting in his

668
00:36:51,560 --> 00:36:54,960
Speaker 1: two weeks notice. So he did this all as a

669
00:36:55,080 --> 00:36:57,440
Speaker 1: reward for himself, you know what I mean, like to

670
00:36:57,520 --> 00:37:00,279
Speaker 1: get attention for himself. So I just follow him on

671
00:37:00,360 --> 00:37:04,600
Speaker 1: Spotify and I just figured it out. You mean Scort

672
00:37:04,640 --> 00:37:10,759
Speaker 1: Casey's son. Wait what what is what? What do you

673
00:37:10,800 --> 00:37:12,640
Speaker 1: what did the guy do? I don't understand the picture

674
00:37:12,640 --> 00:37:14,280
Speaker 1: I saw. It just looked like a bunch of trash,

675
00:37:14,440 --> 00:37:17,840
Speaker 1: like in a on the floor. I mean, yeah, he

676
00:37:17,920 --> 00:37:21,640
Speaker 1: walked all over to food, he drank, he's doing an

677
00:37:21,760 --> 00:37:23,920
Speaker 1: art piece, and then he put the food back in.

678
00:37:24,920 --> 00:37:27,120
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't think there's a photo of him

679
00:37:27,160 --> 00:37:29,279
Speaker 1: in the article. And he took all of the cold

680
00:37:29,360 --> 00:37:32,640
Speaker 1: cuts and he put it around a toilet seat and

681
00:37:32,640 --> 00:37:36,560
Speaker 1: took a selfie in front of it. I mean, that's

682
00:37:36,600 --> 00:37:39,839
Speaker 1: pretty brilliant. This is worse than what Jared did. This

683
00:37:39,880 --> 00:37:43,520
Speaker 1: is better than my golf game yesterday. Oh my god.

684
00:37:43,640 --> 00:37:46,000
Speaker 1: That's kind of that kind of is I like it

685
00:37:46,040 --> 00:37:48,799
Speaker 1: as a vegan to be like, you know, this is

686
00:37:48,840 --> 00:37:51,400
Speaker 1: basically what you're eating anyway, Like people can be grossed

687
00:37:51,440 --> 00:37:55,080
Speaker 1: up by that, but you're eating animal parts. So his name,

688
00:37:55,600 --> 00:38:00,960
Speaker 1: his name is Jermaine. Jermaine. He's at one point I'm

689
00:38:00,960 --> 00:38:03,880
Speaker 1: willing to take a higher risk for a higher reward.

690
00:38:04,640 --> 00:38:06,759
Speaker 1: I mean, I mean, I like this. This kind of

691
00:38:06,800 --> 00:38:10,040
Speaker 1: sounds like the American beauty guy that filmed plastic Bags.

692
00:38:12,120 --> 00:38:16,640
Speaker 1: I do want to watch this guy's films. What the

693
00:38:16,719 --> 00:38:22,680
Speaker 1: fuck you when? You know? I mean, listen. I went

694
00:38:22,719 --> 00:38:26,400
Speaker 1: to subway this weekend in um god, a really small

695
00:38:26,440 --> 00:38:29,759
Speaker 1: town somewhere between Durham and Charleston on Like, you know,

696
00:38:30,080 --> 00:38:32,000
Speaker 1: all we're doing is two lane highways the whole way.

697
00:38:32,040 --> 00:38:34,719
Speaker 1: It was a big fucking phobia fest for old Glazed Dog.

698
00:38:34,800 --> 00:38:37,840
Speaker 1: And we finally get to the subway in a really

699
00:38:37,840 --> 00:38:41,759
Speaker 1: small town attached to a gas station, and there's this

700
00:38:41,800 --> 00:38:45,200
Speaker 1: guy working there that it's just I mean, the people

701
00:38:45,239 --> 00:38:49,560
Speaker 1: that work at subway looks so that there's no sadder

702
00:38:49,560 --> 00:38:54,719
Speaker 1: employee than a subway em play none none. I bet

703
00:38:54,760 --> 00:38:58,120
Speaker 1: I beg you to find a person who looks more disgruntled,

704
00:38:58,320 --> 00:39:01,800
Speaker 1: not even disgruntled, just they're the life has been sucked

705
00:39:01,840 --> 00:39:04,399
Speaker 1: out of them. They don't make eye contact. They just

706
00:39:05,120 --> 00:39:08,120
Speaker 1: our machine. Like I've I've you know, I used to

707
00:39:08,160 --> 00:39:11,960
Speaker 1: go to subways all the time and I meet, you know,

708
00:39:12,080 --> 00:39:16,400
Speaker 1: some fairly nice people occasionally, but it's always just me, like,

709
00:39:16,520 --> 00:39:18,600
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, can I get a little bit more lettuce,

710
00:39:18,640 --> 00:39:20,719
Speaker 1: and it's like, why don't I have to beg for

711
00:39:20,760 --> 00:39:22,239
Speaker 1: you to get more. I know it's annoying that you

712
00:39:22,239 --> 00:39:26,000
Speaker 1: have to replace the lettuce eventually, but just you didn't

713
00:39:26,040 --> 00:39:27,799
Speaker 1: have to slice meat for me, you didn't have to

714
00:39:27,800 --> 00:39:30,120
Speaker 1: toast it. You didn't have to chop my salad and

715
00:39:30,120 --> 00:39:33,000
Speaker 1: a fucking weird bowl like they make you do. Sometimes

716
00:39:33,040 --> 00:39:35,560
Speaker 1: this is the easiest thing you could ever make. Why

717
00:39:36,160 --> 00:39:39,319
Speaker 1: did you you don't You're not losing money, even if

718
00:39:39,360 --> 00:39:41,799
Speaker 1: you own this franchise. You're not losing money by giving

719
00:39:41,840 --> 00:39:44,080
Speaker 1: me more salad. Just give me more fucking let us.

720
00:39:44,239 --> 00:39:47,960
Speaker 1: I like that shredded let um. But this is the

721
00:39:48,040 --> 00:39:50,799
Speaker 1: life behind these people's eyes. I love watching you order

722
00:39:50,840 --> 00:39:55,120
Speaker 1: a salad at Subway. It is I mean, I've been

723
00:39:55,120 --> 00:39:58,400
Speaker 1: doing the same thing since I was you know, I

724
00:39:58,400 --> 00:40:00,520
Speaker 1: think sophomore year of high school I start. My my

725
00:40:00,520 --> 00:40:04,680
Speaker 1: obsession was Subway started, and probably sixth grade. I used

726
00:40:04,719 --> 00:40:08,640
Speaker 1: to get a roast beef on white uh lettuce, extra

727
00:40:08,680 --> 00:40:11,920
Speaker 1: extra lettuce. You ordering a roast beef on white bread

728
00:40:12,320 --> 00:40:16,120
Speaker 1: is fucking wild. Oh my god, it was so delicious.

729
00:40:17,400 --> 00:40:20,560
Speaker 1: Eventually went to Turkey because I thought that was more healthy.

730
00:40:20,640 --> 00:40:24,280
Speaker 1: You know, Yeah, it's because it's it's a lighter color.

731
00:40:24,400 --> 00:40:27,520
Speaker 1: And what does that mean of this mean beef sounds

732
00:40:27,560 --> 00:40:31,120
Speaker 1: like oh, if someone's beef, they're fat, so equals like

733
00:40:31,160 --> 00:40:35,640
Speaker 1: all of this just lies. And then um man, quiz

734
00:40:35,640 --> 00:40:40,000
Speaker 1: Nos was my jam in high school. I toasted white

735
00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:43,440
Speaker 1: bread a turkey. They had that like roasted turkey that

736
00:40:43,760 --> 00:40:48,640
Speaker 1: almost like it wasn't like you know, the slimy with

737
00:40:48,719 --> 00:40:55,560
Speaker 1: the Italian fucking dressing my hand. Yes, yes, lettuce, so

738
00:40:55,680 --> 00:40:58,319
Speaker 1: much lettuce pepper chini's. I used to have them go

739
00:40:58,719 --> 00:41:00,120
Speaker 1: and my friends would always make fun of me, but

740
00:41:00,120 --> 00:41:01,839
Speaker 1: I came up with a great plan. At my local

741
00:41:01,920 --> 00:41:05,560
Speaker 1: quiz nos. I'd go, honestly more lettuce than you think

742
00:41:05,600 --> 00:41:07,840
Speaker 1: any human would ever want on their sandwich, I'm telling

743
00:41:07,840 --> 00:41:09,520
Speaker 1: you right now. And then they would do it, and

744
00:41:09,560 --> 00:41:13,360
Speaker 1: I'd go, honestly more than that. I'd say, here's what

745
00:41:13,440 --> 00:41:16,680
Speaker 1: you do. Put your splay your hand out like you're

746
00:41:16,719 --> 00:41:19,280
Speaker 1: giving a high five. Now dump it in the salad.

747
00:41:19,360 --> 00:41:22,239
Speaker 1: Now close it like a crane, like let's do uh,

748
00:41:22,560 --> 00:41:25,359
Speaker 1: like one of those toy machines, and then get as

749
00:41:25,440 --> 00:41:28,480
Speaker 1: much as you can now put it back into like

750
00:41:28,719 --> 00:41:31,120
Speaker 1: I would always do that. But you know what these subways,

751
00:41:31,120 --> 00:41:34,359
Speaker 1: it's always just I'm sorry, gonna get more less. I'm

752
00:41:34,360 --> 00:41:36,960
Speaker 1: so sorry, Like I apologize every time because they make

753
00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:39,879
Speaker 1: it seem like it's the worst thing they've ever had

754
00:41:39,920 --> 00:41:42,400
Speaker 1: to do. And I hate on subway when they slam

755
00:41:42,440 --> 00:41:47,680
Speaker 1: the mayo and goo pump bump bump, that's my favorite part.

756
00:41:48,920 --> 00:41:53,000
Speaker 1: Oh god, it's squirts all over some gross. But I

757
00:41:53,080 --> 00:41:55,480
Speaker 1: do love something. Why don't you bring the toy idea?

758
00:41:55,520 --> 00:41:58,520
Speaker 1: I think I think maybe I think going a little more,

759
00:41:58,800 --> 00:42:01,800
Speaker 1: a little more. They that's cute when you're in high school,

760
00:42:01,800 --> 00:42:03,520
Speaker 1: and like flirting with the guy at quiz Nose who

761
00:42:03,560 --> 00:42:08,200
Speaker 1: works there, does ain't cute when the guy is you know,

762
00:42:08,600 --> 00:42:10,600
Speaker 1: you know what I think him? You know what I

763
00:42:10,680 --> 00:42:12,799
Speaker 1: think the cold cut to the bathroom. What I think

764
00:42:12,840 --> 00:42:15,680
Speaker 1: that subway They just First of all, it's always like

765
00:42:15,800 --> 00:42:17,920
Speaker 1: one or two people that work in the whole store.

766
00:42:18,239 --> 00:42:20,319
Speaker 1: They have to make the bread. They have way too

767
00:42:20,360 --> 00:42:25,600
Speaker 1: many responsibilities there. I mean, I feel for any employee

768
00:42:25,600 --> 00:42:28,080
Speaker 1: of these places. I mean they have to make fresh bread.

769
00:42:28,640 --> 00:42:31,560
Speaker 1: I mean fresh bread there. It smells like plastic. So

770
00:42:31,640 --> 00:42:33,759
Speaker 1: it's like I don't even know why they have to

771
00:42:33,840 --> 00:42:36,279
Speaker 1: make it there, But I guess it does taste pretty good.

772
00:42:36,360 --> 00:42:39,040
Speaker 1: It's the illusion they heat it up there something. Well,

773
00:42:39,080 --> 00:42:43,880
Speaker 1: I guess it does rise there. I don't know they

774
00:42:43,960 --> 00:42:49,120
Speaker 1: have a grain field in the backyard. UM okay, yeah,

775
00:42:49,120 --> 00:42:53,960
Speaker 1: they got to wake up. I used to UM, I

776
00:42:54,080 --> 00:42:55,560
Speaker 1: used to have a joke, but this really did happen.

777
00:42:55,640 --> 00:42:57,160
Speaker 1: One time I walked into a subway and the guy

778
00:42:57,600 --> 00:42:59,920
Speaker 1: you know, obviously was trained to go welcome to subway.

779
00:43:00,520 --> 00:43:04,840
Speaker 1: And I thought he said, I work at subway. Now,

780
00:43:06,120 --> 00:43:08,000
Speaker 1: So one time I walked in, he goes, I work

781
00:43:08,040 --> 00:43:10,640
Speaker 1: at subway, and I go, did you see you work

782
00:43:10,680 --> 00:43:13,080
Speaker 1: at subway? And he was like and I said, welcome

783
00:43:13,080 --> 00:43:14,640
Speaker 1: to subway. And I was like, oh, I thought you

784
00:43:14,680 --> 00:43:17,040
Speaker 1: said I work at subway. And he goes, well I do.

785
00:43:19,360 --> 00:43:24,239
Speaker 1: Stared at each other. I was like, I'm sorry, dude, sorry,

786
00:43:24,280 --> 00:43:25,840
Speaker 1: they make you say I work at the subway. What

787
00:43:25,880 --> 00:43:28,280
Speaker 1: did you say after that? You just are like, in silence,

788
00:43:29,120 --> 00:43:32,680
Speaker 1: said now put your hand out giving me a high five.

789
00:43:33,640 --> 00:43:36,799
Speaker 1: All right, let's get to the next story. Next story. UM,

790
00:43:37,560 --> 00:43:40,040
Speaker 1: here are some salvating thinking about subway. I love it.

791
00:43:40,200 --> 00:43:45,640
Speaker 1: That's shredded lettuce. It's so fresh. What Andrew, what are

792
00:43:45,680 --> 00:43:47,560
Speaker 1: you looking down at? Look at look at what we

793
00:43:47,640 --> 00:43:50,919
Speaker 1: can see when you look down there. It's just hat

794
00:43:52,440 --> 00:43:57,600
Speaker 1: headphonest nedphone, those awful phone. Hey dude, I play Fortnite.

795
00:43:57,600 --> 00:44:01,680
Speaker 1: Every knee's everyday knees all. We had fun in the

796
00:44:01,719 --> 00:44:04,239
Speaker 1: green room hanging, by the way, I had That's all

797
00:44:04,320 --> 00:44:06,160
Speaker 1: I want. That's why I go on tours for green

798
00:44:06,239 --> 00:44:08,360
Speaker 1: room hang I can't stop doing that because you've got

799
00:44:08,480 --> 00:44:11,040
Speaker 1: to have a better golf game. First of all, Nikki

800
00:44:13,440 --> 00:44:15,719
Speaker 1: to follow us, he get starts to get sleepy. He's

801
00:44:15,800 --> 00:44:20,680
Speaker 1: so funny when he's just like yeah, that's why he

802
00:44:20,840 --> 00:44:23,600
Speaker 1: lays back and he's like yeah, yeah, yes, that was sad.

803
00:44:23,680 --> 00:44:25,959
Speaker 1: That's why I said. That's what I said, we start

804
00:44:26,360 --> 00:44:30,840
Speaker 1: we deserved. Making Andrew talk when he's really tired is

805
00:44:30,960 --> 00:44:34,319
Speaker 1: so funny. That video I posted of you singing Yes,

806
00:44:34,440 --> 00:44:36,920
Speaker 1: it's very trying to make your voice as beautiful as

807
00:44:36,960 --> 00:44:39,720
Speaker 1: possible because we were making fun of how bad andrews

808
00:44:42,920 --> 00:44:45,000
Speaker 1: and I go try to honestly saying as best you

809
00:44:45,120 --> 00:44:47,040
Speaker 1: can find, give me a song right now, I can

810
00:44:47,080 --> 00:44:51,239
Speaker 1: say I could really sing. I can't um uh Jackson Brown,

811
00:44:51,360 --> 00:44:57,240
Speaker 1: running on empty, I'm running on empty, running on empty.

812
00:45:03,520 --> 00:45:06,440
Speaker 1: It's not bad, by the way, it's like kind of beautiful,

813
00:45:06,880 --> 00:45:09,759
Speaker 1: but it's not good, you know, like it's it's just

814
00:45:09,880 --> 00:45:12,759
Speaker 1: like I think you you think that making it good.

815
00:45:12,800 --> 00:45:16,640
Speaker 1: It's like like like raise your eyebrows. Give me a lesson,

816
00:45:17,200 --> 00:45:19,279
Speaker 1: Give me a lesson, Give me a lesson right now?

817
00:45:19,360 --> 00:45:21,359
Speaker 1: What do I do? I can't. I don't know. I'm

818
00:45:21,360 --> 00:45:23,000
Speaker 1: going to a voice lesson later today. I don't know

819
00:45:23,040 --> 00:45:24,680
Speaker 1: what the fun to do. You go to a voice lesson,

820
00:45:24,760 --> 00:45:27,080
Speaker 1: you just talked to a lady for an hour and

821
00:45:27,120 --> 00:45:29,520
Speaker 1: a half. You don't even start joking you. I didn't

822
00:45:29,520 --> 00:45:31,440
Speaker 1: even talk about it on the show. The last time

823
00:45:31,480 --> 00:45:33,359
Speaker 1: I went to this voice lesson with this girl who

824
00:45:33,440 --> 00:45:37,080
Speaker 1: I like, I'm obsessed with, I talked the entire lesson.

825
00:45:37,160 --> 00:45:40,239
Speaker 1: We never sang one note. No, I had to apologize.

826
00:45:40,280 --> 00:45:42,640
Speaker 1: I go, I am sorry. I talked the whole time.

827
00:45:42,960 --> 00:45:45,359
Speaker 1: She didn't even talk, and I go, I just really

828
00:45:45,440 --> 00:45:48,880
Speaker 1: needed this. She was like, it's okay, and I had

829
00:45:49,200 --> 00:45:50,839
Speaker 1: I've been embarrassed to go back. This is the first

830
00:45:50,880 --> 00:45:52,600
Speaker 1: time I've gone back, and it's been weeks and weeks

831
00:45:52,640 --> 00:45:54,839
Speaker 1: because I was so embarrassed that I talked the whole time.

832
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Speaker 1: UM not surprising for me. Okay, next door okayas class

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00:46:00,080 --> 00:46:04,400
Speaker 1: the sounding slang name for a vagina and penis. Oh,

834
00:46:04,520 --> 00:46:12,359
Speaker 1: classies sounding slang. It's very small, classiest sounding slang terms

835
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Speaker 1: for vagina, good old hat, headphones, just no, person, just

836
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Speaker 1: hold up your the classiest names for a vagina. Yes,

837
00:46:24,680 --> 00:46:28,320
Speaker 1: for the last six hundred plus years. Okay, so this

838
00:46:28,440 --> 00:46:30,919
Speaker 1: is like almost going to be the Canterbury Tales. Yes

839
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Speaker 1: in six Okay, here's vagina in six of bell Shoes

840
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Speaker 1: belt shoes, belchose. Okay, I think it's I think it's

841
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Speaker 1: Bella chose. It's L L DASH C H O S E.

842
00:46:50,440 --> 00:46:56,440
Speaker 1: I like this. In sixteen they called it a phoenix nest.

843
00:47:00,200 --> 00:47:04,640
Speaker 1: Don't phoenix's rise from the ash from your ass? Uh?

844
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Speaker 1: Contra contrapunt in? Yeah, I think Noah highlighted the ones

845
00:47:15,560 --> 00:47:21,440
Speaker 1: I won't be able to say here. Okay, First of all,

846
00:47:21,480 --> 00:47:25,040
Speaker 1: a phoenix nest is a classical term for a penis,

847
00:47:25,960 --> 00:47:32,920
Speaker 1: not a vagina. Well, the phoenix nest and so is

848
00:47:33,320 --> 00:47:38,280
Speaker 1: a contrapunctum. Oh, these are all labeled under vagina. Interesting,

849
00:47:38,400 --> 00:47:40,840
Speaker 1: now there's a there's penis. I just didn't underline it.

850
00:47:41,480 --> 00:47:45,920
Speaker 1: Maybe that's why. Well, no, you have penis after vagina

851
00:47:46,040 --> 00:47:48,040
Speaker 1: in the list here. You know what, you look very

852
00:47:48,120 --> 00:47:53,560
Speaker 1: Lady Gaga today. Thanks. Like I feel there's been multiple

853
00:47:53,600 --> 00:47:55,799
Speaker 1: times I've looked at the screen and been like, that's

854
00:47:55,880 --> 00:47:58,000
Speaker 1: Lady Gagat Like a part of my brain thinks it

855
00:47:58,200 --> 00:48:02,799
Speaker 1: is a thatch cottage. That's kind of funny. That's gotta

856
00:48:02,840 --> 00:48:06,880
Speaker 1: be a pussy. Yeah, I mean that makes sense with

857
00:48:07,080 --> 00:48:08,880
Speaker 1: the hair in front of it. I like this one

858
00:48:08,960 --> 00:48:20,400
Speaker 1: a lady's load to pay. I mean, okay, I what

859
00:48:20,440 --> 00:48:23,279
Speaker 1: are you telling me that's a penis? Too? No? No,

860
00:48:24,239 --> 00:48:30,200
Speaker 1: how about a privy council? What can you serve vagina?

861
00:48:31,040 --> 00:48:36,040
Speaker 1: Privy council? Well, privy means I mean, I guess they're

862
00:48:36,040 --> 00:48:38,719
Speaker 1: saying privy means like I'm privy to it, Like I

863
00:48:38,840 --> 00:48:41,560
Speaker 1: know it a council. It's got to be a penis

864
00:48:41,680 --> 00:48:44,959
Speaker 1: because it sounds more stately and these are probably written

865
00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:50,480
Speaker 1: by men. Privy council. What about an afro Dsac Desatal

866
00:48:50,800 --> 00:48:58,799
Speaker 1: tennis court? What? Yeah, yeah, it's something. Um, I mean

867
00:48:58,920 --> 00:49:01,200
Speaker 1: that can't be from third and sixty. There wasn't tennis

868
00:49:01,239 --> 00:49:08,200
Speaker 1: courts back maybe there were one. Um, that's vagina. Noah,

869
00:49:09,480 --> 00:49:12,360
Speaker 1: I'm afraid that's a penis. Nikky, What does any of

870
00:49:12,440 --> 00:49:14,879
Speaker 1: this mean, it doesn't relate to anything. I can't even

871
00:49:15,200 --> 00:49:18,560
Speaker 1: understand how this even makes sense. Do you talk about

872
00:49:18,640 --> 00:49:20,520
Speaker 1: dicks on the golf course? Is there sex stock on

873
00:49:20,560 --> 00:49:23,080
Speaker 1: the golf course with you and your brothers and your dad. Um,

874
00:49:23,719 --> 00:49:27,400
Speaker 1: that's where a lot of like really lewd conversations happen.

875
00:49:28,200 --> 00:49:32,000
Speaker 1: Tits was mentioned. At one point, tits was yeah, I

876
00:49:32,080 --> 00:49:36,240
Speaker 1: can't remember in regards to what your dad had one removed.

877
00:49:36,800 --> 00:49:40,319
Speaker 1: He did have one removed to make his swing better. Oh,

878
00:49:40,400 --> 00:49:43,520
Speaker 1: you were saying that women's have uh, you know, boobs

879
00:49:43,560 --> 00:49:45,400
Speaker 1: getting the way of a good golf swing. Yeah, my

880
00:49:45,560 --> 00:49:48,879
Speaker 1: dad had big fat tits, so they got in the way,

881
00:49:49,160 --> 00:49:52,480
Speaker 1: but he got one. Kind of reading on Reddit yesterday

882
00:49:52,600 --> 00:49:54,759
Speaker 1: there was a m you know, in the ask men

883
00:49:54,960 --> 00:49:57,520
Speaker 1: thing It said what is your biggest insecurity? And I

884
00:49:57,560 --> 00:49:59,680
Speaker 1: thought of you because I thought puffy nipples. Someone's got

885
00:49:59,760 --> 00:50:03,120
Speaker 1: to say puffy nipples. No one said it, you know

886
00:50:03,200 --> 00:50:05,640
Speaker 1: in the top comments, you know the number one thing

887
00:50:05,760 --> 00:50:09,080
Speaker 1: that most men are insecure about. Noah, I think about

888
00:50:09,080 --> 00:50:12,160
Speaker 1: what it takes some guesses and it's not the Privy

889
00:50:12,200 --> 00:50:19,640
Speaker 1: councils good guests. I would have thought that as well. Yes, money, Yeah,

890
00:50:20,080 --> 00:50:24,719
Speaker 1: it made me realize Noah, like men really need to

891
00:50:24,880 --> 00:50:29,320
Speaker 1: feel like they earn and that they like have. It

892
00:50:29,440 --> 00:50:32,080
Speaker 1: made me so sad that all these guys feel like

893
00:50:32,160 --> 00:50:34,520
Speaker 1: they're just such less men because they have a studio

894
00:50:34,640 --> 00:50:37,800
Speaker 1: apartment or because they don't drive a cool car like

895
00:50:38,480 --> 00:50:41,160
Speaker 1: and of course you know that stuff does matter because

896
00:50:41,200 --> 00:50:44,279
Speaker 1: it's like or it you know, it can matter to

897
00:50:44,360 --> 00:50:47,759
Speaker 1: a lot of interesting that I would have never thought

898
00:50:47,800 --> 00:50:49,680
Speaker 1: that would have been like the one I saw over

899
00:50:49,840 --> 00:50:53,520
Speaker 1: and over and over. Well if you say that, uh,

900
00:50:54,239 --> 00:50:57,440
Speaker 1: when women want to like dress certain way or where heels,

901
00:50:57,480 --> 00:51:03,000
Speaker 1: it's because you know, magazines and guys think you guys

902
00:51:03,040 --> 00:51:06,480
Speaker 1: are catering to what was Yeah, yeah, which is money, No,

903
00:51:06,640 --> 00:51:11,960
Speaker 1: which is protection and security? Right, but you know it

904
00:51:12,160 --> 00:51:14,399
Speaker 1: used to which is true, but it used to come

905
00:51:14,480 --> 00:51:18,960
Speaker 1: from like we were the weaker sex and so we

906
00:51:19,160 --> 00:51:23,120
Speaker 1: need more defenses against things. And we also like our

907
00:51:23,520 --> 00:51:25,960
Speaker 1: you know, when we have babies, were definitely slower and

908
00:51:26,080 --> 00:51:29,320
Speaker 1: like I'm guessing we were just like we need we

909
00:51:29,440 --> 00:51:34,600
Speaker 1: need men to protect us. Why now we do we

910
00:51:34,640 --> 00:51:36,880
Speaker 1: need to get our nails done every couple of weeks

911
00:51:36,920 --> 00:51:40,160
Speaker 1: so we can scratch people, scratch tigers. That might be

912
00:51:41,320 --> 00:51:44,520
Speaker 1: what did you call a saber tooth tiger. I don't

913
00:51:44,520 --> 00:51:46,880
Speaker 1: know a tiger with teeth bigger teeth. No, no, no,

914
00:51:47,040 --> 00:51:49,239
Speaker 1: you've had some line for a saber tooth tiger. You

915
00:51:49,320 --> 00:51:53,920
Speaker 1: must it up. Ah, and someone made a meme for

916
00:51:54,080 --> 00:51:56,960
Speaker 1: us about it. I forget what you said. This is

917
00:51:57,000 --> 00:51:59,600
Speaker 1: a great podcast. Um okay, so let's take a quick

918
00:51:59,680 --> 00:52:01,600
Speaker 1: quick I can come back with why do I care?

919
00:52:07,640 --> 00:52:10,759
Speaker 1: All right? Why do I care? All right? Why do

920
00:52:10,880 --> 00:52:14,680
Speaker 1: I care? Um? How Aree Mandel? Can I do a

921
00:52:15,160 --> 00:52:17,920
Speaker 1: left turn here? Real quick? Oh? I know what happened

922
00:52:17,960 --> 00:52:22,160
Speaker 1: with Howie Mandel. Yeah, he fainted in a Starbucks after

923
00:52:22,280 --> 00:52:26,880
Speaker 1: getting a colonoscopy yep, and he was dehydrated. Yeah. I

924
00:52:27,000 --> 00:52:30,280
Speaker 1: did a comedy show after doing that, so fuck you, Howie,

925
00:52:31,040 --> 00:52:33,400
Speaker 1: thank you. I still was wearing the socks that they

926
00:52:33,480 --> 00:52:41,000
Speaker 1: give me on the show. Yeah, the grip socks. Yeah

927
00:52:41,800 --> 00:52:43,360
Speaker 1: we was it just because you were like, oh I

928
00:52:43,440 --> 00:52:45,200
Speaker 1: like these socks. I just thought it would be funny

929
00:52:45,280 --> 00:52:47,279
Speaker 1: to be take my shoes off and show people that

930
00:52:47,560 --> 00:52:49,759
Speaker 1: I was wearing the song and they like it. No,

931
00:52:49,960 --> 00:52:53,600
Speaker 1: they didn't really care for it. But um um alright,

932
00:52:53,680 --> 00:52:57,640
Speaker 1: so you so yeah, I mean, colonoscopies can be traumatic

933
00:52:57,719 --> 00:53:00,359
Speaker 1: to your system and and you don't eat to eat

934
00:53:00,440 --> 00:53:02,680
Speaker 1: before him, so he was like probably low and fluids,

935
00:53:02,800 --> 00:53:05,839
Speaker 1: and he fainted at a Starbucks. He saw the price

936
00:53:05,920 --> 00:53:10,399
Speaker 1: of his latte and him fainting on a Starbucks floor

937
00:53:10,440 --> 00:53:13,520
Speaker 1: as a germophobe. Yikes. He's also a workaholic. He went

938
00:53:13,560 --> 00:53:15,880
Speaker 1: and did a logan Paul's podcast during that day. Like

939
00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:19,040
Speaker 1: it just sounds like he can't take a day off.

940
00:53:19,680 --> 00:53:22,600
Speaker 1: But yeah, um, I could see you fainting and not

941
00:53:22,800 --> 00:53:27,399
Speaker 1: knowing and not knowing why because of working so hard. Well, um, yeah,

942
00:53:27,600 --> 00:53:29,880
Speaker 1: I have fainted before. But I think my canker sores

943
00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:33,600
Speaker 1: are definitely like I don't get sick, you know, like

944
00:53:33,719 --> 00:53:36,400
Speaker 1: I rarely get colds or flues or anything. And I

945
00:53:36,480 --> 00:53:39,719
Speaker 1: think that my body knows that, Like if we give

946
00:53:39,719 --> 00:53:41,879
Speaker 1: her the flu, she's not going to even fucking feel

947
00:53:41,920 --> 00:53:44,120
Speaker 1: it or do anything with it. So we're going to

948
00:53:44,200 --> 00:53:46,520
Speaker 1: give her something so the only thing that will make

949
00:53:46,560 --> 00:53:49,000
Speaker 1: it so she can't work, which is we're gonna infect

950
00:53:49,080 --> 00:53:53,920
Speaker 1: her time with sores that makes it so she can't talk. Um, Karma,

951
00:53:54,800 --> 00:53:59,319
Speaker 1: cankar stors, I believe are like you're like people keep

952
00:53:59,360 --> 00:54:01,320
Speaker 1: telling me it's herpes that I need to try like

953
00:54:01,480 --> 00:54:05,560
Speaker 1: valal tracks, and I'm just like, I don't think that's true.

954
00:54:05,640 --> 00:54:07,160
Speaker 1: I mean, I will be open to the fact that

955
00:54:07,239 --> 00:54:10,560
Speaker 1: I have some sort of like it's I don't care. Honestly,

956
00:54:10,600 --> 00:54:12,560
Speaker 1: I would not care if I had something that was

957
00:54:12,600 --> 00:54:14,279
Speaker 1: like a viral thing in my mouth. Like I had

958
00:54:14,320 --> 00:54:18,160
Speaker 1: a cold store before in two thousand, like ten or eleven.

959
00:54:18,800 --> 00:54:21,600
Speaker 1: It was the last time I had one. But and

960
00:54:21,680 --> 00:54:23,919
Speaker 1: no shame if you get those. I don't think anchor

961
00:54:23,960 --> 00:54:25,480
Speaker 1: stores are that. I've been getting them since I was

962
00:54:25,520 --> 00:54:27,920
Speaker 1: a kid. I don't have I didn't have HPV as

963
00:54:27,960 --> 00:54:30,239
Speaker 1: a four year old, like it just I think it's

964
00:54:30,280 --> 00:54:35,920
Speaker 1: just your body's um, just weakened immune system and anxiety

965
00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:39,400
Speaker 1: and lack of sleep and abrasions in your mouth. Anyway,

966
00:54:42,640 --> 00:54:44,200
Speaker 1: it was so funny. These two girls came up to

967
00:54:44,239 --> 00:54:47,000
Speaker 1: me at the show this weekend. Andrew heard it and

968
00:54:47,120 --> 00:54:50,720
Speaker 1: they go, She was like, Nikki, how so many besties

969
00:54:50,719 --> 00:54:53,359
Speaker 1: asked about my cold sores at the at the Beaten Grades.

970
00:54:53,400 --> 00:54:55,160
Speaker 1: It was so nice. It was so nice to like

971
00:54:55,200 --> 00:54:56,880
Speaker 1: how are they? And I got to show them close up.

972
00:54:56,920 --> 00:54:59,360
Speaker 1: I was like look and they're like, oh boy, and

973
00:54:59,440 --> 00:55:03,759
Speaker 1: I'm like, see fucked up um. But one girl was

974
00:55:03,840 --> 00:55:07,000
Speaker 1: with her girlfriend and she was like, here, you gotta

975
00:55:07,040 --> 00:55:11,320
Speaker 1: take um Valtreks at me or something and it sounded

976
00:55:11,320 --> 00:55:13,680
Speaker 1: like val Treks and I go, it's not viral, girl,

977
00:55:13,800 --> 00:55:15,680
Speaker 1: it's not her reason. She was like it is. It's

978
00:55:15,680 --> 00:55:18,600
Speaker 1: a form and I'm like, it's not. I've researched this

979
00:55:18,680 --> 00:55:21,000
Speaker 1: a ton, Like if that were it, I would take it,

980
00:55:21,080 --> 00:55:23,840
Speaker 1: but I'm I'm not gonna take Valtrek's needlessly. And she's like,

981
00:55:23,880 --> 00:55:25,040
Speaker 1: I swear to God, he used to get them all

982
00:55:25,080 --> 00:55:26,200
Speaker 1: the time, and now I take a daily. I don't

983
00:55:26,200 --> 00:55:27,960
Speaker 1: get him. And I was like, okay, I will ask

984
00:55:28,040 --> 00:55:31,680
Speaker 1: my doctor about it. Then she was like, also, I

985
00:55:31,840 --> 00:55:34,360
Speaker 1: only dated men until I started dating her, and I

986
00:55:34,440 --> 00:55:37,160
Speaker 1: took a chance, and oh my god, you gotta try it.

987
00:55:37,400 --> 00:55:40,360
Speaker 1: It's like this is the answer. And I was like, okay,

988
00:55:40,600 --> 00:55:43,520
Speaker 1: so let me get things straight. I'm gonna ask my

989
00:55:43,600 --> 00:55:47,719
Speaker 1: doctor about bisexuality and I'm gonna start taking about which

990
00:55:47,760 --> 00:55:50,040
Speaker 1: one is it? Um. But this girl was just like

991
00:55:50,120 --> 00:55:52,319
Speaker 1: spouting out like you gotta do this, and I love

992
00:55:52,360 --> 00:55:54,719
Speaker 1: what you gotta do, Like I gotta recommend this thing,

993
00:55:55,800 --> 00:55:58,879
Speaker 1: so you know I'm open to it. I can't tell

994
00:55:58,960 --> 00:56:01,880
Speaker 1: you the amount of women meeting and no in my

995
00:56:02,000 --> 00:56:05,600
Speaker 1: personal life who dated men and then all of a

996
00:56:05,640 --> 00:56:08,600
Speaker 1: sudden fall in love with a woman and they're like, oh,

997
00:56:09,000 --> 00:56:11,520
Speaker 1: it was this the whole time. I'm open to it,

998
00:56:12,200 --> 00:56:15,239
Speaker 1: but there's nothing about I don't want to switch my

999
00:56:15,840 --> 00:56:19,239
Speaker 1: apps to women. I just I need a woman just

1000
00:56:19,360 --> 00:56:21,040
Speaker 1: come in my life and I fall in love with her,

1001
00:56:21,360 --> 00:56:23,320
Speaker 1: like like, oh my god, I didn't even realize I

1002
00:56:23,360 --> 00:56:25,160
Speaker 1: could feel this way. It's not gonna happen with me

1003
00:56:25,280 --> 00:56:27,120
Speaker 1: like putting my I just it's not that's not the

1004
00:56:27,160 --> 00:56:29,759
Speaker 1: way it's gonna happen. But I'm open now to looking

1005
00:56:29,800 --> 00:56:34,880
Speaker 1: at women in a different light, like how so like

1006
00:56:35,080 --> 00:56:37,239
Speaker 1: you mean like just you know, like the way I

1007
00:56:37,320 --> 00:56:39,399
Speaker 1: look at men when I meet men and just being like, oh,

1008
00:56:39,520 --> 00:56:42,160
Speaker 1: could I date them? Like that's how I get interested

1009
00:56:42,160 --> 00:56:45,560
Speaker 1: in men generally. You're in my sphere and I go, oh,

1010
00:56:45,640 --> 00:56:47,400
Speaker 1: the guy's kind of cute. Let me just keep being

1011
00:56:47,440 --> 00:56:49,200
Speaker 1: friends with them and see where it goes. And then

1012
00:56:49,239 --> 00:56:51,560
Speaker 1: I eventually go, actually I like them, and then it's like,

1013
00:56:51,960 --> 00:56:54,960
Speaker 1: all right, now I've got a crush. They None of

1014
00:56:55,040 --> 00:56:58,520
Speaker 1: my real like relationships ever start on these apps where

1015
00:56:58,560 --> 00:57:01,000
Speaker 1: it starts off with like do we like each other. Well,

1016
00:57:01,040 --> 00:57:05,680
Speaker 1: I feel like you're you love a toy, you love

1017
00:57:06,000 --> 00:57:10,520
Speaker 1: multiple toys. I mean a woman can provide that very easily. Yeah,

1018
00:57:10,719 --> 00:57:13,400
Speaker 1: I don't need a dick. Yeah, so all these things like,

1019
00:57:13,760 --> 00:57:16,880
Speaker 1: so I do need dicks, but I you know, they

1020
00:57:16,920 --> 00:57:20,000
Speaker 1: can be brought in by someone who doesn't have a

1021
00:57:20,040 --> 00:57:23,280
Speaker 1: dick or someone with a dick, you know. And I

1022
00:57:23,400 --> 00:57:26,160
Speaker 1: love and I love a dick attached to a man.

1023
00:57:26,880 --> 00:57:28,560
Speaker 1: But um, I feel like even if I was in

1024
00:57:28,600 --> 00:57:30,720
Speaker 1: a relationship with a woman, we would have some kind

1025
00:57:30,760 --> 00:57:33,400
Speaker 1: of rule where we could have those brought in. At times,

1026
00:57:35,480 --> 00:57:37,480
Speaker 1: I feel like I would have others brought in. Maybe

1027
00:57:37,560 --> 00:57:41,560
Speaker 1: the man could have sex threw her legs into you. No,

1028
00:57:41,720 --> 00:57:44,920
Speaker 1: I don't need it to be like it, and I

1029
00:57:45,040 --> 00:57:48,440
Speaker 1: mean they were girls can wear strap on. There's there's

1030
00:57:48,560 --> 00:57:51,280
Speaker 1: no issue sexually with me, like my sex life where

1031
00:57:51,320 --> 00:57:53,520
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh no, it would be weird. I just

1032
00:57:54,240 --> 00:57:56,640
Speaker 1: I like a masculine energy and I like the way

1033
00:57:56,720 --> 00:58:02,000
Speaker 1: men look strong. Job. Yeah, do you like you like

1034
00:58:02,120 --> 00:58:06,640
Speaker 1: a hairy chest? Surprisingly to me? Yeah, yeah, I like

1035
00:58:06,720 --> 00:58:10,040
Speaker 1: hair on a man. I like Harry legs. I like Harry,

1036
00:58:10,440 --> 00:58:15,880
Speaker 1: like ass crack, I like balls, I like it. I

1037
00:58:16,000 --> 00:58:19,840
Speaker 1: like Harry pitts, not that women can't have those two.

1038
00:58:20,320 --> 00:58:24,080
Speaker 1: I like stubble, I like them, I like men what about?

1039
00:58:24,120 --> 00:58:25,919
Speaker 1: But I do feel like fine that um, I could

1040
00:58:25,920 --> 00:58:28,640
Speaker 1: be in a really good relationship with a woman. I'm

1041
00:58:28,760 --> 00:58:31,480
Speaker 1: I'm into it. But as a woman, when you think

1042
00:58:31,520 --> 00:58:35,080
Speaker 1: of balls, like what is it about balls? Do you like? Like? What? What?

1043
00:58:35,560 --> 00:58:39,000
Speaker 1: Because they're so absurd and they there's nothing on our

1044
00:58:39,040 --> 00:58:42,040
Speaker 1: body that even resembles them almost they're almost like tit,

1045
00:58:42,800 --> 00:58:44,439
Speaker 1: you know, like you guys don't have them, so you're

1046
00:58:44,480 --> 00:58:45,840
Speaker 1: just like what is it? And you just want to

1047
00:58:45,880 --> 00:58:49,760
Speaker 1: like squish them like that is in a good pair

1048
00:58:49,800 --> 00:58:52,920
Speaker 1: of balls, Like it's very a taught pair of balls

1049
00:58:53,280 --> 00:58:57,440
Speaker 1: that's like full and like feels like, uh, you know,

1050
00:58:57,600 --> 00:59:01,720
Speaker 1: like a a squid that washed up on the jellyfish

1051
00:59:01,760 --> 00:59:05,560
Speaker 1: that washed up on the shore, Like like taught, not saggy.

1052
00:59:06,080 --> 00:59:08,200
Speaker 1: That's a good that's a good feeling in your mouth,

1053
00:59:08,320 --> 00:59:10,480
Speaker 1: in your life and your hand, even a saggy pair.

1054
00:59:10,600 --> 00:59:14,360
Speaker 1: It's just funny And there's something powerful about feeling balls

1055
00:59:14,440 --> 00:59:16,640
Speaker 1: when you're blowing someone and like having that kind of

1056
00:59:16,680 --> 00:59:20,400
Speaker 1: control and making it like it's just a new kind

1057
00:59:20,440 --> 00:59:23,440
Speaker 1: of it's it's just like a dick. You know, it's

1058
00:59:23,480 --> 00:59:25,200
Speaker 1: like this thing you don't have that you get to

1059
00:59:25,280 --> 00:59:27,800
Speaker 1: kind of play with and it's squishy and fun, and

1060
00:59:27,840 --> 00:59:29,520
Speaker 1: when you get more comfortable with it, it's great. I

1061
00:59:30,080 --> 00:59:33,600
Speaker 1: was giving Brenna foot Missige, and I covered her. We'll

1062
00:59:33,680 --> 00:59:42,680
Speaker 1: have the foot with my balls. Good. I bet it

1063
00:59:42,680 --> 00:59:47,240
Speaker 1: would feel cool. I was once with someone that had

1064
00:59:47,280 --> 00:59:51,080
Speaker 1: balls that were so big they reminded me of the

1065
00:59:51,240 --> 00:59:54,640
Speaker 1: thing from that that. Um, what's the movie with the

1066
00:59:54,720 --> 00:59:59,320
Speaker 1: fat kids at camp? Or little giants or little jump

1067
00:59:59,400 --> 01:00:03,320
Speaker 1: on that big thing in the lake? Yeah, the blob?

1068
01:00:03,480 --> 01:00:06,800
Speaker 1: What the Jotapata movie? He wrote it Ben Stiller's in

1069
01:00:06,880 --> 01:00:12,640
Speaker 1: its Heavy Weights. His balls looks like that giant it was.

1070
01:00:12,840 --> 01:00:16,680
Speaker 1: They were so big and interesting. I loved it. Um yeah,

1071
01:00:17,080 --> 01:00:19,400
Speaker 1: I what are you? What are your feeling about balls? Noah,

1072
01:00:20,840 --> 01:00:24,000
Speaker 1: I agree with everything you're saying. I love it. It's

1073
01:00:24,040 --> 01:00:28,000
Speaker 1: like a stress relief ball. Yes, those attached to someone

1074
01:00:28,200 --> 01:00:31,000
Speaker 1: you care about. Yeah, those zen things that you can

1075
01:00:31,080 --> 01:00:37,600
Speaker 1: just move in your hands. Um, do you feel? Um? Wait,

1076
01:00:37,640 --> 01:00:40,240
Speaker 1: what was I going to say about balls? Um? I

1077
01:00:40,400 --> 01:00:42,160
Speaker 1: used to be scared of them though, Like there you

1078
01:00:42,240 --> 01:00:43,880
Speaker 1: know when guys are like, oh, I got hitting the

1079
01:00:43,920 --> 01:00:46,040
Speaker 1: balls like they're too sensitive. I don't want to touch them.

1080
01:00:46,040 --> 01:00:48,360
Speaker 1: I don't want to make a guy feel uncomfortable. Now,

1081
01:00:48,440 --> 01:00:50,400
Speaker 1: I just get in there. Oh, balls in your mouth?

1082
01:00:50,520 --> 01:00:55,200
Speaker 1: Have you ever do you like to do this? Yeah,

1083
01:00:55,440 --> 01:00:57,880
Speaker 1: it's all very fun. There's so much to play with

1084
01:00:58,000 --> 01:01:01,400
Speaker 1: down there. You put the whole balls in your mouth, like, yes,

1085
01:01:04,440 --> 01:01:06,600
Speaker 1: I do one at a time. I'm too scared to

1086
01:01:06,680 --> 01:01:09,160
Speaker 1: squish them too much. I don't know. Oh. I try

1087
01:01:09,200 --> 01:01:11,160
Speaker 1: to go all in and I try to do it

1088
01:01:11,280 --> 01:01:13,520
Speaker 1: like a like I'm the Blue at the Blue Man

1089
01:01:13,600 --> 01:01:20,320
Speaker 1: Group show with Marshmallows. You put the whole scrotum in

1090
01:01:20,400 --> 01:01:24,400
Speaker 1: your mouth. Wow. I don't even have a big mouth either.

1091
01:01:24,840 --> 01:01:26,600
Speaker 1: I really get them in there because it's almost becomes

1092
01:01:26,640 --> 01:01:30,320
Speaker 1: like a challenge. Yeah, it's like getting all the lettuce

1093
01:01:30,400 --> 01:01:37,080
Speaker 1: like the toy arm. Yeah, it's so interesting. Yeah. I

1094
01:01:37,200 --> 01:01:40,400
Speaker 1: like putting them on my nose and like feeling them divide.

1095
01:01:41,880 --> 01:01:57,760
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's so it's just very therapeutic. I'm

1096
01:01:57,920 --> 01:02:00,320
Speaker 1: literally going to do that the next I've been just

1097
01:02:01,240 --> 01:02:03,080
Speaker 1: I just want to feel them divide with my nose.

1098
01:02:03,120 --> 01:02:08,960
Speaker 1: I just miss long division. I just oh my god,

1099
01:02:09,760 --> 01:02:18,320
Speaker 1: carry the ball. Oh my god, that is so funny

1100
01:02:19,600 --> 01:02:22,200
Speaker 1: because we know that. I know exactly what you're talking about,

1101
01:02:22,240 --> 01:02:26,080
Speaker 1: feeling them divide. No, it's perfect, it's perfect so far.

1102
01:02:26,120 --> 01:02:29,480
Speaker 1: All right, let's get to top one, bottom one. I

1103
01:02:29,600 --> 01:02:32,520
Speaker 1: think we're talking about balls. Things you like to divide

1104
01:02:32,560 --> 01:02:37,080
Speaker 1: with your nose. Top one, the left one, bottom one,

1105
01:02:37,280 --> 01:02:46,800
Speaker 1: the right one, and coke. I'm giggly today? What's the

1106
01:02:46,880 --> 01:02:51,120
Speaker 1: top one? Bottom one? Today? We're doing singing voices? Is

1107
01:02:51,200 --> 01:02:53,320
Speaker 1: that the one we turn? I thought we're doing fountain

1108
01:02:53,360 --> 01:03:06,240
Speaker 1: sodas today we're doing fountain sodas. Okay, fountain soda is alright,

1109
01:03:06,320 --> 01:03:08,520
Speaker 1: Like this was an interesting one. Andrew, you came up

1110
01:03:08,560 --> 01:03:10,720
Speaker 1: with this. I'm going to ask you to start. What

1111
01:03:10,920 --> 01:03:14,440
Speaker 1: is your least favorite fountain soda? Are we talking about ice?

1112
01:03:15,000 --> 01:03:17,200
Speaker 1: Are we talking? I mean you came up with this, dude?

1113
01:03:17,280 --> 01:03:22,960
Speaker 1: What I I okay? I would say my leaves favorite?

1114
01:03:23,000 --> 01:03:25,400
Speaker 1: What do you mean? Are we talking about ice? What

1115
01:03:25,480 --> 01:03:28,640
Speaker 1: do you mean? What do you mean? We said the

1116
01:03:28,760 --> 01:03:31,760
Speaker 1: least favorite fountain sodas? And you go, are you talking

1117
01:03:31,800 --> 01:03:38,440
Speaker 1: about what? No? Because ice matters in this dude, that's

1118
01:03:38,440 --> 01:03:41,240
Speaker 1: the ice does matter. Okay, So like whatever kind of

1119
01:03:41,320 --> 01:03:44,520
Speaker 1: ice you want? Okay, all right, I would say my

1120
01:03:44,760 --> 01:03:47,560
Speaker 1: least you're starting with a crushed ice. No. I love

1121
01:03:47,680 --> 01:03:50,440
Speaker 1: crushed ice. I know you. I said, you're starting with

1122
01:03:50,600 --> 01:03:55,760
Speaker 1: crushed ice. What are you putting on the crushed ice? No? Oh,

1123
01:03:56,160 --> 01:03:59,040
Speaker 1: so your least favorite is going to be cube dice. Yes,

1124
01:03:59,720 --> 01:04:02,120
Speaker 1: big junkie cubes of ice that are coming out like

1125
01:04:02,320 --> 01:04:07,360
Speaker 1: every twenty seconds ago. Yes, yes, and you just have

1126
01:04:07,480 --> 01:04:10,400
Speaker 1: to wait and hold it. And they have circles in them.

1127
01:04:10,920 --> 01:04:13,680
Speaker 1: They have circles. They have empty circles in them. It's

1128
01:04:13,680 --> 01:04:17,600
Speaker 1: like the Swiss cheese of ice. Yeah. Does that looks

1129
01:04:17,600 --> 01:04:20,520
Speaker 1: like a little bunyan separators? Yeah, I would have to say,

1130
01:04:20,640 --> 01:04:25,200
Speaker 1: and I noticed is probably hack. But uh it's hack

1131
01:04:25,320 --> 01:04:27,240
Speaker 1: for a reason is when you go to a diner

1132
01:04:27,600 --> 01:04:30,280
Speaker 1: and they have the shitty ice, the ice that's even

1133
01:04:30,360 --> 01:04:33,640
Speaker 1: too big to chew on. Um, because it will hurt

1134
01:04:33,680 --> 01:04:36,640
Speaker 1: your teeth that I don't have. And you love chewing ice.

1135
01:04:37,040 --> 01:04:39,520
Speaker 1: I did until I lost my molars in the war.

1136
01:04:40,080 --> 01:04:45,600
Speaker 1: But um, the War of eighteen twelve is what the

1137
01:04:45,680 --> 01:04:55,360
Speaker 1: number of my teeth went from going down. Uh. So

1138
01:04:55,800 --> 01:04:58,600
Speaker 1: it's funny. So, I mean, you know, I love the

1139
01:04:58,680 --> 01:05:02,200
Speaker 1: divide like Noah, but um, you know, so when when

1140
01:05:02,240 --> 01:05:03,880
Speaker 1: you go into a diner, and you go, hey, can

1141
01:05:03,920 --> 01:05:06,720
Speaker 1: I get a coke? And they go with pepsi? Okay,

1142
01:05:07,400 --> 01:05:10,840
Speaker 1: And I gotta tell you it's not okay, it's not okay.

1143
01:05:12,120 --> 01:05:14,520
Speaker 1: Why isn't here a monopoly one or the other. Just

1144
01:05:14,640 --> 01:05:20,480
Speaker 1: have fucking both there, right, Okay, who's saying to a diner,

1145
01:05:20,920 --> 01:05:24,080
Speaker 1: hey you got coke? We're not doing business with you.

1146
01:05:24,360 --> 01:05:28,520
Speaker 1: It's like what pepsi? Fuck you? But okay, So that

1147
01:05:28,560 --> 01:05:31,280
Speaker 1: would be my my least because it's just I'm expecting

1148
01:05:31,320 --> 01:05:35,160
Speaker 1: a great coke and I get a fucking pepsi. Alright,

1149
01:05:35,560 --> 01:05:40,200
Speaker 1: great answer. Um, I am gonna go for my least

1150
01:05:40,240 --> 01:05:45,520
Speaker 1: favorite with um. The little dribble of water that comes

1151
01:05:45,600 --> 01:05:50,400
Speaker 1: out of the like a minute made like the little

1152
01:05:50,480 --> 01:05:54,120
Speaker 1: white the white nozzle you pressed next to the minute

1153
01:05:54,160 --> 01:05:57,600
Speaker 1: made one to get just the water mixture and it

1154
01:05:57,680 --> 01:06:00,720
Speaker 1: comes out and it has yellow, and get to wait

1155
01:06:01,600 --> 01:06:04,720
Speaker 1: so long for the yellow to drain out so that

1156
01:06:04,840 --> 01:06:10,439
Speaker 1: you can get just clear water. Where that dude, it's

1157
01:06:11,960 --> 01:06:14,200
Speaker 1: I have no idea. It's I think it's all the

1158
01:06:14,560 --> 01:06:19,680
Speaker 1: holes in the ice are cut out and then melted,

1159
01:06:21,000 --> 01:06:22,600
Speaker 1: and then a guy takes them in the back and

1160
01:06:22,640 --> 01:06:24,120
Speaker 1: puts them in the toilet and takes a selfie with

1161
01:06:24,200 --> 01:06:27,800
Speaker 1: them and they're bringing them back in the machine. I

1162
01:06:27,840 --> 01:06:29,760
Speaker 1: don't like that dribble of water that they go, we

1163
01:06:29,840 --> 01:06:31,120
Speaker 1: got water on the thing and you have to go

1164
01:06:31,360 --> 01:06:33,440
Speaker 1: with your little cup. You got to fill it with

1165
01:06:33,520 --> 01:06:37,200
Speaker 1: water and it takes longer. And um, I just want

1166
01:06:37,240 --> 01:06:39,920
Speaker 1: to water. I want the water to have his own spigott.

1167
01:06:40,000 --> 01:06:44,080
Speaker 1: And does spigot sound like a hate term? Yes? Is it? No?

1168
01:06:44,520 --> 01:06:47,840
Speaker 1: But does that have all the parts of a racially

1169
01:06:48,720 --> 01:06:55,360
Speaker 1: um insensitive everything? It has everything, but the words pigott

1170
01:06:55,520 --> 01:06:59,320
Speaker 1: is not sound good aver saying it, but that is

1171
01:06:59,400 --> 01:07:01,120
Speaker 1: the word for it. And I want water to happen.

1172
01:07:01,600 --> 01:07:03,800
Speaker 1: You know what's so bad about that water is you

1173
01:07:03,880 --> 01:07:06,320
Speaker 1: could even throw a little lemonade in there in a

1174
01:07:06,440 --> 01:07:10,200
Speaker 1: clear cup and people won't call you out because they're like, oh, yeah,

1175
01:07:10,400 --> 01:07:16,480
Speaker 1: that makes sense that water totally. It's um. You can

1176
01:07:16,520 --> 01:07:18,080
Speaker 1: do whatever you want with the water cup. We all

1177
01:07:18,120 --> 01:07:21,040
Speaker 1: know that there's no rules. No one's really watching that.

1178
01:07:21,520 --> 01:07:24,840
Speaker 1: The subway employees, they can't see that far. Their vision

1179
01:07:24,880 --> 01:07:28,400
Speaker 1: has been ruined from just staring at this the board

1180
01:07:28,440 --> 01:07:30,320
Speaker 1: in front of them making sandwiches. They never look you

1181
01:07:30,400 --> 01:07:33,760
Speaker 1: in the eye. They can't see beyond the meat. The

1182
01:07:33,840 --> 01:07:36,800
Speaker 1: cold cuts. So they'll they'll let you get away with

1183
01:07:36,920 --> 01:07:40,240
Speaker 1: just the water cup for water, sure, for water? Um,

1184
01:07:40,440 --> 01:07:44,800
Speaker 1: all right. Sometimes though, if they've been like, hey, don't know,

1185
01:07:45,400 --> 01:07:47,200
Speaker 1: don't use that water cup and you I saw you

1186
01:07:47,280 --> 01:07:48,960
Speaker 1: could uh dr pepper in that and you go, no,

1187
01:07:49,480 --> 01:07:51,400
Speaker 1: this is water and they go, oh, yeah, I forgot.

1188
01:07:51,440 --> 01:07:54,960
Speaker 1: We were in Flint, Michigan. Okay, no h What is

1189
01:07:55,000 --> 01:07:59,800
Speaker 1: your least favorite found soda? Least favorite? Bottom has to

1190
01:08:00,040 --> 01:08:06,680
Speaker 1: be root beer general. I mean I don't get root

1191
01:08:06,720 --> 01:08:10,120
Speaker 1: beer in general when it's from a fountain, even like

1192
01:08:10,280 --> 01:08:14,720
Speaker 1: it's just drinking licorice. Why does anybody like it? Oh? Disagree,

1193
01:08:15,040 --> 01:08:20,080
Speaker 1: hard disagree, girl, I don't even I'm I'm so on

1194
01:08:20,160 --> 01:08:25,000
Speaker 1: board with you dividing balls with your You've divided this

1195
01:08:25,640 --> 01:08:30,519
Speaker 1: podcast with that, with that, with that bottle. Just wait

1196
01:08:30,600 --> 01:08:33,479
Speaker 1: until you hear my top. God, root beer is like

1197
01:08:33,560 --> 01:08:38,360
Speaker 1: the nose that cut these balls off the sucking podcast.

1198
01:08:40,600 --> 01:08:45,599
Speaker 1: You never you never liked rutbier ever, Like I can

1199
01:08:45,720 --> 01:08:48,400
Speaker 1: understand not liking it out of a fountain because it's like, oh,

1200
01:08:48,640 --> 01:08:52,320
Speaker 1: rupier needs to be bottled, but like you just don't

1201
01:08:52,320 --> 01:08:54,040
Speaker 1: like to be in general. You think it tastes like

1202
01:08:54,120 --> 01:08:59,760
Speaker 1: a niece. Yeah, like like licorice and not not the

1203
01:09:00,040 --> 01:09:02,920
Speaker 1: rawberry one, like the black licorice. You know it has

1204
01:09:03,000 --> 01:09:06,320
Speaker 1: like black licorice is liquorice, And I think strawberry licorice

1205
01:09:06,479 --> 01:09:10,439
Speaker 1: is a bastardization of liquorice, right, But we all think

1206
01:09:10,479 --> 01:09:13,360
Speaker 1: that that's licorice, because who the hell likes black? I

1207
01:09:13,400 --> 01:09:16,120
Speaker 1: mean some people do like black. It tastes like medicine.

1208
01:09:16,160 --> 01:09:18,720
Speaker 1: To me, I don't like it, Yes, agreed. I love

1209
01:09:18,840 --> 01:09:21,480
Speaker 1: root beer, and I think it probably was medicine initially,

1210
01:09:22,000 --> 01:09:23,800
Speaker 1: so that's not too far off. But I do love

1211
01:09:23,880 --> 01:09:27,120
Speaker 1: root beer. Um Zva SODA's the ginger root beer is

1212
01:09:27,120 --> 01:09:28,960
Speaker 1: one of the most delicious things on the planet. My

1213
01:09:29,040 --> 01:09:31,320
Speaker 1: sister yesterday gave me a diet and w also a

1214
01:09:31,400 --> 01:09:34,439
Speaker 1: delicious beverage. I'm back on diet soda. Have they given

1215
01:09:34,479 --> 01:09:40,560
Speaker 1: me ganger source? Probably um andrew Top soda Fountain soda. Okay,

1216
01:09:41,080 --> 01:09:46,880
Speaker 1: it's it's so tough, but you know, Chick fil A

1217
01:09:47,000 --> 01:09:49,479
Speaker 1: does a good job with their ice. So you throw

1218
01:09:49,960 --> 01:09:53,040
Speaker 1: a DC a little diet cope. Chick fil A, take

1219
01:09:53,120 --> 01:09:55,880
Speaker 1: the lid off, don't funk with the lid, don't drink

1220
01:09:55,880 --> 01:09:58,120
Speaker 1: through this straw because then you get right to that

1221
01:09:58,200 --> 01:10:03,240
Speaker 1: crushed ice. What you get there, chew up drink. It's fantastic.

1222
01:10:03,400 --> 01:10:06,559
Speaker 1: It's like usually I hate Andrew and his ice shoeing

1223
01:10:06,720 --> 01:10:11,240
Speaker 1: because it is insanely loud, and he shakes, he rattles

1224
01:10:11,320 --> 01:10:14,479
Speaker 1: the cup before he goes for it, so you get

1225
01:10:14,520 --> 01:10:19,479
Speaker 1: at and so it's like a precursor to let you know.

1226
01:10:20,280 --> 01:10:23,360
Speaker 1: But this weekend we add to our flights. Got really

1227
01:10:23,439 --> 01:10:27,000
Speaker 1: fucked up. That's a story for another podcast. We committed

1228
01:10:27,040 --> 01:10:29,840
Speaker 1: maybe a federal crime this weekend. I don't want to

1229
01:10:29,840 --> 01:10:33,800
Speaker 1: get into it. Got really fucked up, Yes, exactly. Well,

1230
01:10:33,880 --> 01:10:36,000
Speaker 1: we landed in Durham. We're supposed to fly from Durham.

1231
01:10:36,160 --> 01:10:39,799
Speaker 1: Or sorry, we're supposed to fly St. Louis Charlotte to Durham.

1232
01:10:40,640 --> 01:10:43,559
Speaker 1: We had landed Charlotte because our flight connection was going

1233
01:10:43,640 --> 01:10:45,320
Speaker 1: to be too late. Because our flight was delayed out

1234
01:10:45,360 --> 01:10:47,240
Speaker 1: of St. Louis, we had to get a car service

1235
01:10:47,320 --> 01:10:51,320
Speaker 1: from Charlotte to Durham. Um, you know, two and a

1236
01:10:51,360 --> 01:10:54,599
Speaker 1: half hour drive. This old old old man picks this up.

1237
01:10:55,360 --> 01:10:57,040
Speaker 1: I could have sworn he was probably ninety, but he

1238
01:10:57,120 --> 01:11:01,599
Speaker 1: ended up being sixty six. Um. I like flip those

1239
01:11:01,680 --> 01:11:07,400
Speaker 1: numbers around sir um he I felt was falling asleep

1240
01:11:07,400 --> 01:11:09,120
Speaker 1: at the wheel at one point because we heard the

1241
01:11:09,479 --> 01:11:13,160
Speaker 1: traction go and it like lasted too long. You know,

1242
01:11:13,280 --> 01:11:16,240
Speaker 1: like when you like fuck, like you're driving someone and

1243
01:11:16,360 --> 01:11:19,280
Speaker 1: you drive over the rumble strips and you almost stay

1244
01:11:19,360 --> 01:11:21,400
Speaker 1: on them longer because you're like, I know him on it,

1245
01:11:22,560 --> 01:11:24,439
Speaker 1: because if you were to jerk off constantly, you would

1246
01:11:24,439 --> 01:11:26,080
Speaker 1: have been like I made a mistake, but instead you're like,

1247
01:11:26,160 --> 01:11:29,080
Speaker 1: I wanted to go on the rumble step. I was

1248
01:11:29,160 --> 01:11:32,479
Speaker 1: kind of stayed on him too long, which made me

1249
01:11:32,520 --> 01:11:34,320
Speaker 1: think that he did wake up, but he knows how

1250
01:11:34,360 --> 01:11:36,599
Speaker 1: to not jerk when he wakes up because he does

1251
01:11:36,680 --> 01:11:39,840
Speaker 1: it so much. He so I was worried about him

1252
01:11:39,840 --> 01:11:42,880
Speaker 1: falling asleep. Then I couldn't fall asleep. But then Andrews

1253
01:11:42,920 --> 01:11:45,200
Speaker 1: started shaking the ice, and I go, that is keeping

1254
01:11:45,240 --> 01:11:47,479
Speaker 1: this guy awake, because I know what's keeping me awake.

1255
01:11:48,120 --> 01:11:51,160
Speaker 1: And I really liked it. Well. I feel like sometimes

1256
01:11:51,200 --> 01:11:53,240
Speaker 1: when I drive with old people, I go, oh, they

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01:11:53,280 --> 01:11:55,840
Speaker 1: could just die right now. You know you ever think

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01:11:55,840 --> 01:11:58,200
Speaker 1: about that going like ninety on the highway and you're like,

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01:11:58,640 --> 01:12:01,040
Speaker 1: oh no, it's like they could have six years ago.

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01:12:01,240 --> 01:12:04,000
Speaker 1: I mean, just based off science. Yeah, they could. Just

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01:12:04,200 --> 01:12:06,040
Speaker 1: I feel like there's a little bit of a there's

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01:12:06,080 --> 01:12:08,160
Speaker 1: a precursor to just dying. I don't think when you

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01:12:08,240 --> 01:12:09,920
Speaker 1: die of old age, it's just like what about a

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01:12:09,960 --> 01:12:13,000
Speaker 1: heart attacks? Heart attack? Well, I think you'd go like

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01:12:14,320 --> 01:12:17,719
Speaker 1: and then he'd slowly pull off the side of the road.

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01:12:18,640 --> 01:12:23,320
Speaker 1: Is Bussy on you? Noah, Buzzy? Oh? I thought, see

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01:12:23,360 --> 01:12:27,200
Speaker 1: there's like a black like your your outfit. Your sweater

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01:12:27,320 --> 01:12:29,200
Speaker 1: has like a black thing to it. So I thought

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01:12:29,240 --> 01:12:32,240
Speaker 1: Buzzy was like laying on you like you know how

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01:12:32,280 --> 01:12:34,400
Speaker 1: your sweater has like gray on it and then black.

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01:12:34,520 --> 01:12:36,600
Speaker 1: It looked like Buzzy was crawled up he was on

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01:12:36,760 --> 01:12:42,160
Speaker 1: me before. Okay, that makes sense. Um, my number one

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01:12:42,200 --> 01:12:47,599
Speaker 1: fountain soda is a suicide. Um, what is killing myself

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01:12:47,680 --> 01:12:50,240
Speaker 1: in front of the machine because none of it's good enough? No,

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01:12:50,680 --> 01:12:55,040
Speaker 1: um suicide classic kids thing where you just go down

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01:12:55,120 --> 01:12:59,040
Speaker 1: the road a single soda in it. I don't know

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01:12:59,120 --> 01:13:00,479
Speaker 1: why they called it a suit side, but that was

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01:13:00,520 --> 01:13:02,240
Speaker 1: the first time I've ever heard that term in my

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01:13:02,400 --> 01:13:05,840
Speaker 1: life as a child. And um, that's when you just

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01:13:05,960 --> 01:13:08,439
Speaker 1: get them all, but you don't do the juices, you know,

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01:13:08,520 --> 01:13:10,639
Speaker 1: all the carbonated ones, so you go Mountain Duke, dr

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01:13:10,720 --> 01:13:13,800
Speaker 1: pepper pepsi, diepe you know, I would skip diapepsi because

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01:13:13,800 --> 01:13:15,519
Speaker 1: that was for my mom. And then I would just

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01:13:15,680 --> 01:13:19,640
Speaker 1: hit the you know Mr pib maybe a slice and

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01:13:19,760 --> 01:13:23,240
Speaker 1: you just make a fucking crazy sugar concoction with all

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01:13:23,320 --> 01:13:25,680
Speaker 1: of them and it just turns into the color of

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01:13:25,880 --> 01:13:28,400
Speaker 1: you know, pepsi. But that's I used to like that.

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01:13:28,640 --> 01:13:32,639
Speaker 1: It's like my it's like the chicken salad, egg salad,

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01:13:32,720 --> 01:13:37,160
Speaker 1: tuna salad of the soda. Yes exactly. Um So I

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01:13:37,280 --> 01:13:38,920
Speaker 1: like to do that. As a kid. I always felt

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01:13:38,960 --> 01:13:42,960
Speaker 1: like very like badass and like it was the earliest

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01:13:43,040 --> 01:13:45,920
Speaker 1: way to do like drugs, you know, like taking a chance,

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01:13:46,800 --> 01:13:49,360
Speaker 1: throwing caution to the wind, not knowing where this was

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01:13:49,400 --> 01:13:53,960
Speaker 1: gonna lead you to, like sugar and soda and like

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01:13:54,120 --> 01:13:55,680
Speaker 1: And also that was the first time you had like

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01:13:56,640 --> 01:13:59,040
Speaker 1: you were autonomous as a child, like you had the

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01:13:59,160 --> 01:14:01,639
Speaker 1: right to go get your own Like there was very

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01:14:01,760 --> 01:14:03,519
Speaker 1: there was a lot of like, oh, you got your

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01:14:03,560 --> 01:14:05,600
Speaker 1: own cup, you know when you go to McDonald's. And

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01:14:06,240 --> 01:14:08,400
Speaker 1: there was just something very fun about being in control

1301
01:14:08,680 --> 01:14:10,920
Speaker 1: as a kid there And I used to just shirk

1302
01:14:10,960 --> 01:14:14,000
Speaker 1: all of my control and just how is a coke.

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01:14:14,280 --> 01:14:16,320
Speaker 1: Have you ever gone just coke and a diet coke?

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01:14:16,400 --> 01:14:18,000
Speaker 1: Half and half? I wonder how that I'm going to

1305
01:14:18,080 --> 01:14:20,800
Speaker 1: try that I'm trying. I'm sure be delicious. Yeah, I'm

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01:14:20,840 --> 01:14:25,519
Speaker 1: sure it's great. Yeah alright, No, number one, okay, Number

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01:14:25,600 --> 01:14:31,200
Speaker 1: one has to be soda water. Yeah, the straight soda

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01:14:31,240 --> 01:14:35,720
Speaker 1: water from from the fountain. Yes, I'm into it. And

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01:14:36,040 --> 01:14:38,360
Speaker 1: what it's it's always like, I always have such a

1310
01:14:38,479 --> 01:14:41,760
Speaker 1: hard time ordering it because depending on who's taking the order,

1311
01:14:41,800 --> 01:14:44,320
Speaker 1: how they know it's either a water cup and nothing

1312
01:14:44,720 --> 01:14:48,120
Speaker 1: or it's they charge it for soda. No, it's just okay.

1313
01:14:48,160 --> 01:14:51,479
Speaker 1: I either have to say, um, I'd like a Seltzer please, huh,

1314
01:14:51,920 --> 01:14:56,760
Speaker 1: a club soda? H what? Soda water? Got it? But

1315
01:14:56,840 --> 01:14:59,719
Speaker 1: what if you're helping yourself to the to the fountain,

1316
01:14:59,760 --> 01:15:02,759
Speaker 1: bever do you buy a soda if you're not getting

1317
01:15:03,160 --> 01:15:06,080
Speaker 1: the flavor? Does the car you should you pay for

1318
01:15:06,120 --> 01:15:12,040
Speaker 1: the carbonation? I believe you should, like I treated like water. Okay, well,

1319
01:15:12,640 --> 01:15:16,320
Speaker 1: but the way you're saying water but that, you know,

1320
01:15:16,520 --> 01:15:19,519
Speaker 1: is a different thing altogether. I love soda water too. No,

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01:15:19,880 --> 01:15:22,479
Speaker 1: it is my favorite beverage. Let me just say, when

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01:15:22,479 --> 01:15:24,880
Speaker 1: you get your own fountain sodas soda water and then

1323
01:15:24,920 --> 01:15:28,080
Speaker 1: a splash of whatever juicy kind of juice they have,

1324
01:15:30,080 --> 01:15:32,160
Speaker 1: citrus juice. Seltzer for me has to be in a

1325
01:15:32,280 --> 01:15:37,240
Speaker 1: can like I don't. I'm not a huge I love

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01:15:37,320 --> 01:15:40,680
Speaker 1: a club soda with a straw glass bottle for me.

1327
01:15:41,439 --> 01:15:45,160
Speaker 1: Oh glass, who's having glass? Oh? Like a period? Remember

1328
01:15:45,200 --> 01:15:48,280
Speaker 1: when club soda came? I feel like when my mom

1329
01:15:48,320 --> 01:15:51,840
Speaker 1: would drink club sodad look at my mom drinking clubs

1330
01:15:52,160 --> 01:15:56,599
Speaker 1: like it was like fancy, It's like water, it's everything.

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01:15:56,640 --> 01:15:58,439
Speaker 1: I mean, I started drinking club soda when I was

1332
01:15:58,479 --> 01:16:00,760
Speaker 1: a drinker, and I would get a club soda and

1333
01:16:01,920 --> 01:16:04,720
Speaker 1: kettle kettle one and soda with a with a lot

1334
01:16:04,760 --> 01:16:07,559
Speaker 1: of lemon, and then boom, no taste them. And then

1335
01:16:07,600 --> 01:16:10,719
Speaker 1: I got addicted to soda, and then you know, diet

1336
01:16:10,800 --> 01:16:14,360
Speaker 1: soda became just so so much super loose and all

1337
01:16:14,400 --> 01:16:17,120
Speaker 1: that bad sugars that I switched and now Lacroix. I mean,

1338
01:16:17,280 --> 01:16:19,880
Speaker 1: it's like it's no one could have predicted this. And

1339
01:16:20,040 --> 01:16:21,960
Speaker 1: perry a is not the same as soda water. I

1340
01:16:22,000 --> 01:16:25,040
Speaker 1: don't know the difference. Why is it different? Don't slide

1341
01:16:25,080 --> 01:16:26,320
Speaker 1: into my d m s and tell me I don't

1342
01:16:26,360 --> 01:16:29,040
Speaker 1: even care. But it is different. I realized it is.

1343
01:16:29,880 --> 01:16:33,040
Speaker 1: And when you call them sparkling water mineral water, what

1344
01:16:33,280 --> 01:16:36,639
Speaker 1: the funk are you talking about? No? No, um. Anya

1345
01:16:37,280 --> 01:16:39,120
Speaker 1: is always like and I'll have a um and I'll

1346
01:16:39,120 --> 01:16:41,920
Speaker 1: have a mineral water. I'm like, no, she goes, that's

1347
01:16:42,000 --> 01:16:44,080
Speaker 1: that's another word for sparkling water. I go, yeah, maybe

1348
01:16:44,080 --> 01:16:48,840
Speaker 1: in nineteen two, no more mineral water equals like flat water.

1349
01:16:49,000 --> 01:16:51,640
Speaker 1: That's like maybe in a glass bottle. Right to me,

1350
01:16:51,920 --> 01:16:55,800
Speaker 1: I feel like mineral water water. Yeah, that's what I thought.

1351
01:16:55,880 --> 01:17:01,559
Speaker 1: It's not because it is mineral water. Oh no, that's yeah, yeah,

1352
01:17:02,680 --> 01:17:05,439
Speaker 1: but no one calls it mineral water anymore except an

1353
01:17:05,880 --> 01:17:09,519
Speaker 1: that's what they call it. A pussy in I think.

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01:17:11,000 --> 01:17:17,080
Speaker 1: Final thought, I um, I'm taking Luigi to the vet today,

1355
01:17:18,320 --> 01:17:22,559
Speaker 1: um for anxiety two because I never even thought like, oh,

1356
01:17:22,640 --> 01:17:25,720
Speaker 1: maybe I could do something about his anxiety. And I'm

1357
01:17:25,800 --> 01:17:28,200
Speaker 1: like excited to have maybe a chill or dog than

1358
01:17:28,240 --> 01:17:30,679
Speaker 1: I have. I just want him to feel calm, in peace,

1359
01:17:32,880 --> 01:17:35,000
Speaker 1: really chilled out. What does he go to a therapist

1360
01:17:35,120 --> 01:17:38,160
Speaker 1: or a vet? Like he's gonna sit on a little couch,

1361
01:17:39,600 --> 01:17:42,920
Speaker 1: lay down. He's already sitting on a corral about his feelings.

1362
01:17:44,439 --> 01:17:46,160
Speaker 1: I would give to I would give anything to know

1363
01:17:46,240 --> 01:17:49,880
Speaker 1: where he came from and what he's been through. What

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01:17:50,080 --> 01:17:54,120
Speaker 1: have you been through? Like sometimes I watched these Dodo

1365
01:17:54,280 --> 01:17:57,240
Speaker 1: videos and these dogs are so shaky and sad and

1366
01:17:57,360 --> 01:18:01,960
Speaker 1: going before their pet, and it's just like, what what

1367
01:18:02,760 --> 01:18:07,040
Speaker 1: would harm you? What? Who harms a little baby dog?

1368
01:18:07,840 --> 01:18:10,600
Speaker 1: And I just want to know what you know atrocities

1369
01:18:10,680 --> 01:18:13,240
Speaker 1: he's seen because he's been through so much trauma. I mean,

1370
01:18:13,640 --> 01:18:17,479
Speaker 1: this is like adopting someone who's been in war as

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01:18:17,520 --> 01:18:22,439
Speaker 1: a child. I wonder streets. I wonder if anyone uh

1372
01:18:22,920 --> 01:18:26,840
Speaker 1: brings their animal in to get drugs for themselves, like

1373
01:18:27,000 --> 01:18:30,120
Speaker 1: they can't get the drugs anymore because they were drug

1374
01:18:30,200 --> 01:18:32,639
Speaker 1: addicts and or they're oh yeah, I bet you anything.

1375
01:18:33,120 --> 01:18:37,920
Speaker 1: Whoa Because you ever seen that Seinfeld episode or Cramer's

1376
01:18:38,840 --> 01:18:42,280
Speaker 1: Uh he has a cough and he can't and the

1377
01:18:42,720 --> 01:18:45,920
Speaker 1: dog has the same cough as him. Oh my god,

1378
01:18:45,960 --> 01:18:49,799
Speaker 1: it's so funny. He ends up taking cough medicine. He's

1379
01:18:49,800 --> 01:18:53,160
Speaker 1: in denial about his cough, and Jerry is like a germopopus,

1380
01:18:53,200 --> 01:18:56,320
Speaker 1: like you've got to get that checked. And then he

1381
01:18:56,640 --> 01:18:58,200
Speaker 1: is taking care of this dog and the dog has

1382
01:18:58,240 --> 01:19:00,400
Speaker 1: the same kind of human cough that crame as they

1383
01:19:00,439 --> 01:19:03,720
Speaker 1: like pumped in a human cough. And it's one of

1384
01:19:03,720 --> 01:19:06,960
Speaker 1: the funniest scenes ever. Jerry is trying to give Kramer

1385
01:19:07,040 --> 01:19:13,120
Speaker 1: medicine to um to, you know, heal his cough, and

1386
01:19:13,160 --> 01:19:16,080
Speaker 1: he's like, He's like, you gotta take this medicine. He's like, no, Jerry, no,

1387
01:19:16,200 --> 01:19:18,519
Speaker 1: I don't want to. And he grabs Kramer and he

1388
01:19:18,640 --> 01:19:21,120
Speaker 1: like he puts the pill in Cramer's and he's just

1389
01:19:21,280 --> 01:19:23,479
Speaker 1: doing the dog thing where he's like and then he

1390
01:19:23,600 --> 01:19:25,439
Speaker 1: like tackles them to the floor and it's just like

1391
01:19:26,080 --> 01:19:28,160
Speaker 1: and rubbing his neck and going like eat it, eat it,

1392
01:19:28,200 --> 01:19:32,320
Speaker 1: and holding his mouth shut, and it is. Kramer's like

1393
01:19:32,520 --> 01:19:34,680
Speaker 1: interpretation of a dog taking medicine is one of the

1394
01:19:34,720 --> 01:19:39,320
Speaker 1: funniest comedic moments I think of all time. I love

1395
01:19:39,640 --> 01:19:42,320
Speaker 1: that Seinfeld is now on Netflix. I haven't watched it yet,

1396
01:19:42,360 --> 01:19:45,320
Speaker 1: but it's just nice knowing it's there. There's so many

1397
01:19:45,360 --> 01:19:47,400
Speaker 1: things I gotta watch. I really want to watch Brittany

1398
01:19:47,439 --> 01:19:49,519
Speaker 1: Murphy doc No, what were you a Brittany Murphy fan?

1399
01:19:50,600 --> 01:19:53,960
Speaker 1: You watched the documentary yet? Um? Are you gonna be

1400
01:19:53,960 --> 01:19:55,679
Speaker 1: able to wait a week until I get to st

1401
01:19:55,720 --> 01:19:57,599
Speaker 1: Louis and maybe we'll watch it. Yeah, we can watch

1402
01:19:57,640 --> 01:20:00,679
Speaker 1: it together. That'd be great. Okay, I'll save it. There's

1403
01:20:00,840 --> 01:20:04,040
Speaker 1: it's a two parter. I'm very excited. What happened to

1404
01:20:04,080 --> 01:20:07,640
Speaker 1: Brittany Murphy? I think I know and I think it

1405
01:20:07,760 --> 01:20:14,760
Speaker 1: was old. You said mold, like like muld will hear

1406
01:20:14,840 --> 01:20:22,439
Speaker 1: you godwhere? Yeah, that's my speculation. I read a report

1407
01:20:22,520 --> 01:20:25,479
Speaker 1: one time that it's mold, but who knows. Um. I'm

1408
01:20:25,560 --> 01:20:27,840
Speaker 1: very excited to watch that documentary. I heard. It's very sad.

1409
01:20:28,560 --> 01:20:32,000
Speaker 1: I feel like she's still alive for some reason. She's

1410
01:20:32,000 --> 01:20:35,599
Speaker 1: been gone for so long. It's been ten years. Over

1411
01:20:35,680 --> 01:20:39,880
Speaker 1: ten years. Oh Luigi, you stink boa I think you

1412
01:20:40,000 --> 01:20:45,920
Speaker 1: just like anally expressed. Oh god, Okay, I gotta go

1413
01:20:46,240 --> 01:20:49,080
Speaker 1: take him to the vet and wash his ass before

1414
01:20:49,080 --> 01:20:52,479
Speaker 1: I do. Oh, I think it got on me. Okay, well,

1415
01:20:52,680 --> 01:20:56,160
Speaker 1: this was a podcast, and Andrew will be back tomorrow

1416
01:20:56,360 --> 01:20:59,920
Speaker 1: from South Carolina again. And oh my god, this is

1417
01:21:00,040 --> 01:21:02,680
Speaker 1: seriously infiltrating my skin. I have to go shower and

1418
01:21:02,720 --> 01:21:04,800
Speaker 1: I'm running late. I love you guys so much, Thank

1419
01:21:04,840 --> 01:21:06,960
Speaker 1: you for listening. My dog just anually expressed on me,

1420
01:21:07,479 --> 01:21:10,840
Speaker 1: anually expressed yourself. Noah, likes to divide balls with her nose.

1421
01:21:11,240 --> 01:21:13,840
Speaker 1: Andrew's gonna play a better golf game today. I'm gonna

1422
01:21:13,920 --> 01:21:16,960
Speaker 1: go shower and probably have to shave my head for

1423
01:21:17,080 --> 01:21:20,280
Speaker 1: what just happened to me. Um, you skunked me, Luigi,

1424
01:21:20,439 --> 01:21:27,120
Speaker 1: you skunked Uh, don't be and um yes,