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Speaker 1: It's time for don't kill the day. It's a read.

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Speaker 2: But you're so good at Chloe, who is even dusky

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Speaker 2: other day? So now weld sexy red Donkey of today

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Speaker 2: for Monday, August twelfth goes to a Michigan man named

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Speaker 2: Daryl James. Now, Daryl James was in court for a

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Speaker 2: simple misdemeanor trustpassing charge. Now I did some research, and

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Speaker 2: by research I mean I asked chat GPT and I

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Speaker 2: asked Chad GPT a simple question, how much time does

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Speaker 2: a simple trustpassing charge get you in Michigan. First thing

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Speaker 2: chat GPT told me was it's a misdemeanor. We knew

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Speaker 2: this already and you can get a fine that can

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Speaker 2: range from one hundred to five hundred dollars depending on

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Speaker 2: the severity of the case. Okay, jail time, it says

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Speaker 2: vert beatim. While jail time is not common for simple trustpassing,

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Speaker 2: it is possible in some cases. The maximum jail centers

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Speaker 2: for a trustpassing Mistermania in Michigan can be up to

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Speaker 2: thirty days. The third offense is probation, so instead of

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Speaker 2: are in addition to fines in jail time, the court

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Speaker 2: might impose probation during which the person must comply with

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Speaker 2: specific conditions set by the court. I'm telling you all

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Speaker 2: of this so you can understand how ridiculous Darw James is. Okay, See,

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Speaker 2: Darw went to a court for the misdemeanor truspassing charge,

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Speaker 2: something you probably would have gotten a fine for. Like

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Speaker 2: I told you, those fines range from one hundred to

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Speaker 2: five hundred dollars, but instead he ended up with almost

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Speaker 2: a year and a half in jail. Would you like

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Speaker 2: to know how this happens. Let's go to CBS de

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Speaker 2: Troy for the report.

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Speaker 1: Please, this court hearing has gone viral after a trespassing

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Speaker 1: suspect landed himself in jail for nearly two otherwise unnecessary years.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Kelly, so it was all over an angry outburst

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Speaker 2: at a Washington Now County judge. Just everyone, take a listen.

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Speaker 2: It's trustpassing. I could technically leave and you guys could

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Speaker 2: issue a warrant as long as our return. It's kiss, Mike,

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Speaker 2: this is you know what. No, no, no, I'm gonna

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Speaker 2: tell you what. He don't come in. You don't, okay,

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Speaker 2: that's contempt. That's ninety three. Keep going.

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Speaker 1: That's another ninety three.

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Speaker 2: That's another ninety three.

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Speaker 1: That's another ninety three. Damn, that's another ninety three. That's

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Speaker 1: six ninety three consecutive. Was Darrell Jerrold who you heard

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Speaker 1: swearing at Judge Cedric Simpson, and he was in court

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Speaker 1: over a misdemeanor trespassing charge. Just as the judge was

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Speaker 1: about to adjourn, Gerald decided to give him a piece

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Speaker 1: of his mind.

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Speaker 2: That's right. So the total penalty five hundred and fifty

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Speaker 2: eight days in jail wouldn't keep it. A real goes wrong.

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Speaker 2: Whoever controls his mouth protects his own life. Okay, whoever

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Speaker 2: has a big mouth come to ruin, all right, comes

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Speaker 2: to ruin in life. You have to know when to

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Speaker 2: shut the f up. Okay. We make our lives so

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Speaker 2: difficult for no reason by simply not knowing how to

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Speaker 2: shut the f up. I know, you know who told

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Speaker 2: Darryl that he could. I don't know who told darl

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Speaker 2: he could go in that courtroom and play with the

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Speaker 2: judge like that, But you told him wrong. Okay, do

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Speaker 2: you understand that in this moment, when you're in the

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Speaker 2: courtroom in front of the judge, that judge is literally

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Speaker 2: determining your future. Okay, Daryl, you may not believe this,

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Speaker 2: you may not even stay in this, but let me

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Speaker 2: be the first to tell you that judge did nothing

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Speaker 2: to you. You mad at the world, You upset about

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Speaker 2: how your life is going, so you decided to project

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Speaker 2: in that courtroom. I understand you being tired of the

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Speaker 2: state you may you're in. Okay, you may need a

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Speaker 2: change of scenery, because that's what he told the judge

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Speaker 2: f this state. I'm tired of this state. I'm ready

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Speaker 2: to leave this state. All those things might be true,

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Speaker 2: and you know, leaving the state may be the best

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Speaker 2: thing for you. Changing your environment creates new opportunities. I'm

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Speaker 2: not mad at none of that, but those have should

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Speaker 2: have been all inside thoughts. Okay, telling them people to

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Speaker 2: kiss your ass will only lead to your ass being

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Speaker 2: kissed in a jail cell. All right, you tell everybody

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Speaker 2: in that court to kiss your ass and suck your d.

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Speaker 2: All the judge gonna do is say word, that's what

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Speaker 2: you're into. I'm not into that, but I can send

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Speaker 2: you somewhere where there's a whole lot of that going on.

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Speaker 2: All right, Darryl told the judge f you repeatedly. The

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Speaker 2: judge said, Oh, it's mother f me. No, it's mother

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Speaker 2: f you, And I'm gonna send you somewhere where it's

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Speaker 2: a whole lot of fing of yous. Go went on. Okay,

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Speaker 2: there is absolutely zero reason to argue with a judge.

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Speaker 2: Arguing with a judge is like arguing with your GPS.

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Speaker 2: You're still gonna end up where they want you to go.

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Speaker 2: And in this case, Daryl Miller is going to prison

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Speaker 2: for five hundred and fifty eight days because he decided

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Speaker 2: to cap atraw.

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Speaker 1: Listen to your.

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Speaker 2: Uncle Shalla, kids. Life is about choices, all right. Some

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Speaker 2: we regret, some we're proud of. Some will haunt us forever.

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Speaker 2: The moral of the story is we are what we

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Speaker 2: chose to be, and Darryl chose to be a jackass,

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Speaker 2: some donkey of the days just sell themselves. Please give

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Speaker 2: Daryl James the sweet sounds of the Hamiltons you, oh,

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Speaker 2: oh the day. I feel no pity for him, whatsoever

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Speaker 2: time ago. He earned every bit at them five hundred

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Speaker 2: and fifty eight days, every single one, not at all.

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Speaker 2: Now tell me thank you, lurk what just say thank

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Speaker 2: you for donkey today? No, but no, I need that

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Speaker 2: to move on. I've just come on to say it.

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Speaker 2: I don't know if I want to thank you for anything.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, man, that's how I feel about gratitude.

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