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Speaker 1: Hey, we do have a full show for you today.

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Speaker 2: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning and it is uh,

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Speaker 2: Martin Luther King Junior Day, So happy MLKA Day. We

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Speaker 2: hope you take some time to reflect on the civil

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Speaker 2: rights movement, what Martin Luther King Junior stood for, and how.

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Speaker 1: His teachings are really important today as well.

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Speaker 3: So take that time.

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Speaker 2: But also, you know, get a little laugh in here there. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: we got a full hour of classics coming up for you.

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Speaker 2: But first comments, yes, arf in an hour?

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Speaker 4: No, not sure if there's three names in there one

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Speaker 4: you know.

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Speaker 3: I don't know.

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Speaker 4: I'm just gonna work, but said, hey, I'm from Australia.

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Speaker 5: Cool.

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Speaker 6: I always listen to you guys when I'm working and

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Speaker 6: when I'm going to sleep.

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Speaker 1: Oh guys are.

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Speaker 4: So fun mate.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, do you work in your sleep?

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Speaker 7: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. They then better sleep at his work.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, you know.

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Speaker 1: We got you, We got you. Thank you for listening.

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Speaker 1: We love it here, we love it you're here. I

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Speaker 1: guess this is what I'm trying to say.

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Speaker 9: Hey, sweet dreams.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, your full hour starts right now.

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Speaker 8: Ideally you should be able to count on just one

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Speaker 8: hand the things that you've flushed down a toilet. Yeah,

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Speaker 8: it's broken Jeffrey in the morning, I don't think.

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Speaker 10: Yeah.

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Speaker 8: Speaking of toilet worthy content, make sure you check out

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Speaker 8: our podcast at Brooke and Jeffrey anywhere you listen forgot

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Speaker 8: about that, But recently a drainage company surveyed five hundred

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Speaker 8: plumbers and asked them to reveal the strangest things they've

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Speaker 8: ever caught being flushed.

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, oh my god.

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Speaker 8: Here's the top weirdest ones. Number five thirteen banana peels. Yeah,

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Speaker 8: someone eating secret bananas on the john didn't want anybody

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Speaker 1: It was actually a monkey.

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Speaker 8: Number four a pipe which was ironically stuck inside another pipe.

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Speaker 8: Some genius trying to flush a pipe down pipe.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, you're talking about like a plumbing pipe.

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Speaker 8: Yeah yeah, yeah, like a metal pipe.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 8: Of course. Jose's had number three adult toys. Yeah, please

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Speaker 8: do not flush those when they.

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Speaker 1: Stop working, you're just like you gonna get rid of If.

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Speaker 9: You're done with them, they can work their way through

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Speaker 9: the pipe.

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Speaker 8: You put them in the garbage or send them to

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Speaker 8: Brook Here at the stage. She's a bargain shopper. She

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Speaker 8: loves a good deal.

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Speaker 1: Used the number one guy that just made myself sick.

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Speaker 8: Number two, a full set of teeth.

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Speaker 5: I feel like.

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Speaker 1: That's my accident. Uh huh.

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Speaker 11: Likes someone who was like, you're getting maybe or you're

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Speaker 11: looking down in there to see what's going on, they

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Speaker 1: I don't know how teeth works.

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Speaker 8: The weird thing is the plumber couldn't specify whether they

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Speaker 8: a two man tent and a sleeping bag. Probably safe

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Speaker 8: consume it didn't make it too far down before it

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Speaker 8: got stuck. That's someone who really did not want to

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Speaker 8: go on the camping trips?

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Speaker 1: Is that one of you?

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Speaker 8: Then I took you.

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Speaker 4: If you gave us flushable toilet, yeah.

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Speaker 9: Like fly buckets.

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Speaker 8: He gave a shovels and a hole the day in

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Speaker 8: that hole that I let you go. Anyway, Now let's

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Speaker 8: move on. We're gonna get into the shock collar question

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Speaker 8: of the day with a man who, rumor has it,

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Speaker 8: knows his way around a drain steak our own digital Jake,

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Speaker 8: take it away.

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Speaker 3: Jake's why they call me Jake the Snake. There's a

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Speaker 3: very famous historical quote that I think applies directly to

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Speaker 3: this show. Really quote, it's hard to soar with eagles

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Speaker 3: when you work with turkeys. Does anyone know what that's

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Speaker 3: from ours? I know that, of course, you don't know

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Speaker 3: where it's from. You are turkeys. It's from the Muppets.

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Speaker 8: Ah.

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Speaker 3: It's the absurdest burlesque loving puppets created by Jim Henson,

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Speaker 3: and they've appeared across TV and movies and music and

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Speaker 3: commercials for over fifty years now. Wow, but today marks

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Speaker 3: their greatest achievement of all because they're finally making their

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Speaker 3: debut on the Shot Callar Question of the Day. We'll

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Speaker 3: see how many of the most famous muppets you can

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Speaker 3: name in a special edition of plenty of twenty. And

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Speaker 3: we're back to normal today. So if you guess the

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Speaker 3: number one answer on my list, you'll hear this sound. That's,

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Speaker 3: of course, the silver save, and it gives you immunity

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Speaker 3: for one wrong answer.

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Speaker 9: Great, Hey, okay, good.

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Speaker 3: I drew a name out of a hat and Alexis

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Speaker 3: is going first today, so I couldn't.

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Speaker 4: Have gone last time. Brand all right, I gotta take

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Speaker 4: the easy one. My favorite spilled the te meme too, Kermit, Yeah, Kurmit.

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Speaker 3: The Frog number one, and Alexis gets the silver saved.

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Speaker 1: My business apparently. Jake stoppelganger for voice.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, this is gonna hear.

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Speaker 8: Okay, don't say that, Brook, don't hit that. We're live

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Speaker 8: on the Muppets right now, all right?

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Speaker 3: Next up is Brook Yeah, easy being.

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Speaker 1: Green, all right. Obviously I'm gonna pick Miss.

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Speaker 3: Piggy, Miss Piggy number two on the list. We're one

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Speaker 3: for two or two for two off the top here,

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Speaker 3: how about jose going next?

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Speaker 9: All right, first time ever, I'm super confident.

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Speaker 3: Gimme Elmo number five on.

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Speaker 2: I was curious about that because he's not really the Muppets.

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Speaker 2: He's still Jim Henson, but he's Sesame Street.

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Speaker 3: Right he is a muppet.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but they still count like okay, finally.

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Speaker 3: It's Jeffrey Stern.

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Speaker 8: Okay, I'm gonna go with the musical piano player, the Dog,

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Speaker 8: the Dog number six, he's the musical one on the show.

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Speaker 3: Alexis, you're up.

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Speaker 4: Again the last Muppets. First, I know the chef, Yeah,

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Speaker 4: that's name, right, More.

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Speaker 3: Specific about what kind of chef?

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Speaker 9: Yeah, that's yeah, is very chef.

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Speaker 3: No, No, Brooks are sacred, Brook I'm not going to

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Speaker 3: allow that. Alexis Sioux chef is not a Muppet. We're

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Speaker 3: looking for the sweetish chef you had there, the suit

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Speaker 3: he had the sue right, Maybe sue.

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Speaker 4: Means swish in a different language.

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Speaker 3: It doesn't, you know what, Alex, Just don't worry about it.

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Speaker 3: You had the silver saved from going first, so you're

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Speaker 3: still yeah, Brook is up again?

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Speaker 1: Got my favorite Muppet show me Animal.

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Speaker 3: Number nine on the list of the most famous Muppet No,

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Speaker 3: not yea below Ralph, Actually, Jose, it's your turn. The

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Speaker 3: guy Beaker Baker Baker number nineteen barely speaks onto the

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Speaker 3: Jeffery most famous Muppets. You're up again?

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Speaker 8: Oh this is well now, Okay, I'm gonna change my answer.

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Speaker 8: If Beaker's that low, I need to go some more popular.

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Speaker 8: Give me Gonzo, Gonzo the Great number four on my

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Speaker 8: list of most Muppets.

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Speaker 4: Okay, if Elmo's in it, then is Oscar the Grouch

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Speaker 3: Oscar the Grout number fifteen on the list. Okay, we

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Speaker 1: Dude, we're missing the big guy. Is it my turn?

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Speaker 3: Yes, it is. Let's go big Bird, Big Bird, Lucky

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Speaker 3: number thirteen on my list. Let's say back to Jose.

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Speaker 9: The reason I have diabetic today. Cookie Monster to.

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Speaker 3: Cookie Monster number seven. We're getting good. We got some

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Speaker 8: Jeffrey, okay, give us our own show weakness.

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Speaker 3: The count count, bond count not on my last I

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Speaker 3: have him on twenty five on the Jeffrey from the

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Speaker 3: top twenty.

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Speaker 8: Last for me.

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Speaker 3: Oh my goodness, love's counting.

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Speaker 1: Over the count.

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Speaker 3: Alexis, you're still in it.

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Speaker 4: Is there a girl Elmo? Missus Elmo.

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Speaker 1: There's a pink Elmo.

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Speaker 3: Oh, there is there's a pink Elmo, pink Yelmo. I'm

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Speaker 3: not even sure her name. She's not on the list.

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Speaker 8: Elmo Barbie. By the way, have.

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Speaker 12: Said Swedish Okay, snuffle up a gusty snuffle up against

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Speaker 12: did not make the top twenty Oh my god, say

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Speaker 12: that I revolt.

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Speaker 3: Jose did not get any wrong. Some of the names

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Speaker 3: you guys missed on the list number three Fozzy Bear

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Speaker 3: Waka Waka number eight, You guys say, Rizzo the rat.

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Speaker 13: He was on there.

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Speaker 3: Burton, Ernie Grover was number eleven. Statler and Waldorf was twelve.

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Speaker 3: Sam the Eagle sixteen Sweetam's the big hulking Monster was seventeen,

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Speaker 8: Well, good job, Jose, you survive this round and you

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Speaker 8: get to choose who gets shocked. Somebody's gonna be singing

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Speaker 8: Umbrella by Rihanna. So who's it gonna be?

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Speaker 9: I gotta go with a Lexus because the absolute worst.

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Speaker 8: Pink Elmo alone, she's the closest to a live muppet

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Speaker 6: Chef, when the sun shines, we shine together. Told you

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Speaker 6: I'll be here forever, said I'll always be your friend.

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Speaker 6: Took an oath. I'm a stick it out to that.

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Speaker 8: There you go, it's your shot collar question of the day.

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Speaker 8: We got your phone tap coming up in just a

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Speaker 14: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 8: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. And there's a

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Speaker 8: lot of hacks on how to pick out the best

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Speaker 2: Or you pop the stem off the avocado and see

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Speaker 2: if it's green.

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Speaker 8: Well, one woman claims she has the secret to always

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Speaker 8: selecting the sweetest navel orange.

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Speaker 1: You got to watch out for those thick butts.

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Speaker 8: Well, apparently you just have to flip the bad boy

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Speaker 8: over and look at its booty.

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Speaker 1: I'm doing this for yours.

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Speaker 8: A lot of people may not have heard of this,

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Speaker 8: but that's the hole on the bottom of the orange,

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Speaker 8: the tree branch, the so called blossom end, if you will.

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Speaker 8: And this woman I like it page says you don't

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Speaker 8: want like a big, wide, open booty cavity like I've

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Speaker 8: seen these. I think that's a sign of a bad orange.

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Speaker 8: You want to find a tight, taut, little bottom hole

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Speaker 8: or one that's completely closed. That's the sign of a

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Speaker 8: sweet orange.

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Speaker 11: I really feel like I'm doing something inappropriate the way

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Speaker 11: you're framing this.

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Speaker 9: You're telling me to look at the oranges.

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Speaker 8: No, you're thinking of an orange like fish.

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Speaker 1: That only that's actually a booty orange.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, that one actually looks like a booty.

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Speaker 9: This is incredible.

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Speaker 2: If the oranges bottom gets to that tightness, I think

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Speaker 8: Dating Sunday the busiest day of the year for online dating.

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Speaker 1: Oh really easy?

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Speaker 9: Why are we getting blown up like crazy?

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Speaker 2: Is it right?

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Speaker 8: On Dating Sunday, the apps see an extraordinary surge in

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Speaker 2: They're sing and then they've had like a week or

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Speaker 9: Wow, I never.

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Speaker 1: Do you think the offices and all the apps are just.

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Speaker 8: Like Okay, guys, are you ready?

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Speaker 4: This this is our day.

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Speaker 11: Bill, you got those wings and pizzas on the way

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Speaker 9: Go guys with a party.

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Speaker 8: So make sure you get out there and you mix

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Speaker 8: Yeah, the biggest mistake. Yeah, this next la. The stories

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Speaker 1: Who like that if.

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Speaker 8: You're really fired up about your new year's resolutions, good news,

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Speaker 8: you could be paid to stick to them, and you

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Speaker 8: can eat ice cream too.

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Speaker 8: I say that because Halo Top is asking for applications

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Speaker 11: Literally just eat three pints instead of just the one,

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Speaker 8: Halo says for every goal that you hit, you also

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Speaker 1: Again, Lucky.

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Speaker 8: You can go apply on their website with a photo

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Speaker 8: It could be anything tangible, like learning to surf or okay,

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Speaker 8: playing pickleball, trying yoga, training to do one hundred push

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Speaker 1: Tom.

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Speaker 8: If you are hired, you'll have to share thirty second

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Speaker 9: Ah eight weeks.

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Speaker 8: They are accepting applications now, so go ahead and check

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Speaker 9: After eight weeks of work.

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Speaker 11: That five grand, it's like, I feel like you own

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Speaker 8: it again same time on Wednesday, and Jeffrey in the morning,

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Speaker 8: we've all woken up from a wild night out and

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Speaker 9: Yeah, why did I need five hundred bucks at midnight?

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Speaker 8: Or looking around and realizing, wait, I'm at my ex's

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Speaker 8: she's convinced she got scammed in a brand new loser

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Speaker 5: Is this the right number?

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Speaker 1: It's a line good by, Just.

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Speaker 8: Call me back if you haven't heard the loser line before.

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Speaker 8: It works like this. Let's say someone approaches you while

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Speaker 8: Excuse me, milady, but are you an iron rod? Because

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Speaker 8: if you are, I could hammer you on my concrete slab.

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Speaker 8: Whatever you do, resist the urge to tell him to

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Speaker 8: the air. Voicemails like this one next message.

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Speaker 7: Hey, it's full disclosure. I didn't tell you this for menut,

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Speaker 7: news for you because currently I'm in my sank phase.

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Speaker 13: And I'm proud to say that it's been awesome.

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Speaker 15: I'm not saying no to anyone, So yeah, I'm not

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Speaker 15: sure when you bump this to happen, but call me

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Speaker 15: literally anytime.

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Speaker 13: I'm ready anytime.

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Speaker 8: That's how you make a man feel special right there.

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Speaker 3: I don't say no to.

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Speaker 8: Anyone, quasi moto, med dealers, my own relatives. It's a

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Speaker 1: She's having a fun time.

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Speaker 9: I don't fun for everything.

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Speaker 8: Well, usually it's something that you point back to you

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Speaker 8: Whoever wants to come in.

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Speaker 9: I'm in the middle of my rock.

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Speaker 3: Bob want to be a part of it.

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Speaker 1: I appreciate her living in the presence.

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Speaker 13: Good for her.

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Speaker 16: Hey, Hey, deb, So I just want to check to

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Speaker 16: see if you like still interested in the modeling job

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Speaker 16: we talked about.

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Speaker 8: I just think I just think it'd be really really huge.

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Speaker 16: It'd be a really huge hit with the community. And like,

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Speaker 16: like I told you that this will be like a

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Speaker 16: legs kind of like brownish maybe with the acrylic paint,

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Speaker 16: you know, when you when you come over, I'll paint

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Speaker 5: Dark green, you know.

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Speaker 16: Anyway, I really just think you'll be the coolest human

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Speaker 16: tree I think that they've ever seen.

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Speaker 10: You know.

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Speaker 16: Hopefully we'll win a prize and and I think we will.

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Speaker 5: You know, it's just it's just art, you know.

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Speaker 8: He loves art, loves trees in the outdoors and cheap.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, no, I think this man truly believes in this.

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Speaker 2: You know, you've seen those like ladies that are dressed

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Speaker 2: more stick art for this.

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Speaker 8: a guy who appreciates quality art on this show. And

449
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Speaker 8: if you want to be cultured in the fine arts

450
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Speaker 8: just like he is, then head over to the Brook

451
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Speaker 8: and Jeffrey TikTok page, where you're gonna see some of

452
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Speaker 8: the most bold abstract art out there, including a video

453
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Speaker 8: of Alexis turning herself into a human pizza. It's not delivery,

454
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Speaker 8: it's Alexis. And also we have your favorite Loser line

455
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Speaker 8: clip with a week on there to every single week

456
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Speaker 8: like this one.

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Speaker 17: Next message, Jared, I gotta admit a ton of dude

458
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Speaker 17: to try to scam me, but you are by far

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Speaker 17: the most convincing one. Oh my god, so duh, I

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Speaker 17: give you cash?

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Speaker 5: What the hell was I thinking?

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Speaker 17: So I'm there, obviously in the club, dancing, waiting for

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Speaker 17: you to get back with her drinks.

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Speaker 18: You never did, of course, you never did.

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Speaker 19: What the hell.

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Speaker 7: Was that fifty.

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Speaker 13: Bucks really really worth.

468
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Speaker 18: Being a part?

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Speaker 13: Like?

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Speaker 8: You're with no integrity?

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Speaker 13: Bad I hope you get robbed oh, next message.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I mean that's one reason to never pay for

473
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Speaker 2: your own drinks.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, let the guy do it for you.

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Speaker 8: You can say that, but call me crazy. I think

476
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Speaker 8: they have a chance. You meant to steal her heart

477
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Speaker 8: but accidentally stole her wallet. It was a simple misunderstanding,

478
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Speaker 8: got it.

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Speaker 11: I would you to make you about other girls drinks

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Speaker 11: with her guarantee.

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Speaker 9: Guarantee, it's a smart man.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 13: Next message, what's up, baby girl?

484
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Speaker 8: Hey, you looked good last night and you knew it.

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Speaker 13: You knew it too, didn't You.

486
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Speaker 5: Had on that dress and them heels. Listen.

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Speaker 13: Let's say you and me tonight.

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Speaker 3: Track.

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Speaker 13: I'm on the dog phone. Hey, hey, track, Hey listen.

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Speaker 11: Uh, I'm gonna have to call you back, all right,

491
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Speaker 11: but let's say we're gonna make those plans, all right.

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Speaker 5: I want you to dream of me.

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Speaker 13: Do I bug you when you're on the phone.

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Speaker 1: Yes?

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Speaker 5: You?

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Speaker 7: Oh my god.

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Speaker 9: Not only is that his wife, but that's his wife.

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Speaker 9: For a while, I.

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Speaker 1: I thought, wife that really wouldn't care if he was cheating.

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Speaker 9: Is that one of your girlfriends?

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Speaker 8: I hope it is just that I respect him for

502
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Speaker 8: choosing the girl on the phone over the trash. Yeah,

503
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Speaker 8: don't let a man choose the trash over you. Yeah,

504
00:25:16,240 --> 00:25:20,840
Speaker 8: you know you're worst. Okay, ladies first, then trash.

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Speaker 9: You get the loser line.

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Speaker 2: Jeffy, you remember that actually talking to a woman there

507
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Speaker 2: still respect him.

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Speaker 8: Remember you can listen to the Loser Line regularly at

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Speaker 8: this time every week, and make sure you subscribe to

510
00:25:31,200 --> 00:25:33,239
Speaker 8: the Brook and Jeffrey TikTok. You can hear all your

511
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Speaker 8: favorite loser lines right on there. We're going to do

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Speaker 8: a phone tap right after.

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Speaker 14: This, Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 8: Out of everybody in this room, who would be the

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Speaker 8: worst HR person? I'm just gonna say it, Jo.

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Speaker 11: I didn't want to be selfish, but I was going

517
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Speaker 11: to say no offense to that.

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Speaker 8: But that's why we had him pose as an HR rep.

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Speaker 8: And today he calls an office worker who's been nervous

520
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Speaker 8: about layoffs. We want him to know he is fine,

521
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Speaker 8: his job is safe. It's just corporate is making some

522
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Speaker 8: changes that are quote in the best interest of the company. Yeah,

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Speaker 8: I'm sure he'll understand in your phone tap right.

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Speaker 14: Now working Jeffrey's phone tap on the twenties.

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Speaker 5: Hello, good morning.

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Speaker 9: Hi is this Phil?

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Speaker 13: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: This is Phil, who am I speaking to Hey Phil.

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Speaker 9: My name's Heywood Jabebloni. I work in human resources. How

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Speaker 9: are you doing today?

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Speaker 5: I'm fine? Thanks?

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Speaker 8: Oh just fine?

533
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Speaker 5: Huh.

534
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Speaker 11: I was hoping you were going to be in a

535
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Speaker 11: better mood than just fine before I told you this news.

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Speaker 5: No, I'm in a good mood. What do you want

537
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Speaker 5: to tell me? Why are you calling?

538
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Speaker 11: Well, you probably heard that we're reducing our workforce.

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Speaker 5: Oh oh my god.

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Speaker 11: No, no, no, listen before you get ahead of yourself.

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Speaker 11: You're not getting laid off or anyone in your division.

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00:27:00,760 --> 00:27:03,280
Speaker 9: All your jobs are safe. Okay, take a deep breath.

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Speaker 5: Okay, I was worried for seconds there.

544
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Speaker 8: Oh sorry about that.

545
00:27:07,520 --> 00:27:08,760
Speaker 9: No, you're you're fine.

546
00:27:08,760 --> 00:27:14,600
Speaker 11: We're just taking all your vacation days away.

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Speaker 9: Yeah.

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Speaker 11: You typically have around what twenty twenty vacation days?

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Speaker 9: I see here?

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Speaker 3: Right?

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Speaker 11: Yeah, by Friday, you'll have zero.

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Speaker 5: How does that make any sense?

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Speaker 9: Well, I mean you would agree this is a tough

554
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Speaker 9: time for the company.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, well sure, I understand those.

556
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Speaker 11: Well, if you're saying that, think about hard it is

557
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Speaker 11: for the people above you.

558
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Speaker 9: But getting paid way way, way more. Those guys are stressed.

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Speaker 5: I'm the ones who's stressed. Paycheck to paycheck.

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Speaker 11: Well sure, I mean it's tough for everybody right now,

561
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Speaker 11: but especially for the guys at the top.

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Speaker 13: What are you talking about.

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Speaker 11: With so much uncertainty, they can't even golf more than

564
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Speaker 11: twice a week, think about you. That's why recently they

565
00:28:03,960 --> 00:28:07,200
Speaker 11: all met and said, hey, how can we help this

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Speaker 11: company and take a tax free vacation to the Bahamas?

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Speaker 9: What a vacation? Oh? Sorry, a tax free vacation to

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Speaker 9: the Bahamas?

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Speaker 5: Backed free vacation for them?

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Speaker 11: I know, right, it's it's a tricky thing to do,

571
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Speaker 11: and so this is why they got creative. The account

572
00:28:24,240 --> 00:28:28,159
Speaker 11: said it has to be on the company dime. So

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Speaker 11: if you take all the employees' vacation days away, we

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Speaker 11: can legally ride it off, the whole thing, including the alcohol.

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Speaker 5: Joke, right, I mean it sounds like some kind of

576
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Speaker 5: freaking joke.

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Speaker 9: No, no, it's not. Hey, we appreciate your sacrifice.

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Speaker 11: Don't think that you're going un appreciated.

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Speaker 8: Friend.

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Speaker 5: I'm not sacrificing anything. You took it away from me,

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Speaker 5: well I didn't give it again.

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Speaker 11: We appreciate and understand everything you've done. No, that's why,

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Speaker 11: as a token of the company's gratitude, you and everyone

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Speaker 11: in your division will receive four small chocolates in a

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Speaker 11: plastic box.

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Speaker 5: How does that help.

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Speaker 11: It's not gonna be available to Christmas because that's what

588
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Speaker 11: we get the discount.

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Speaker 13: Oh, it's unbelievable.

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Speaker 9: I knew you'd be excited.

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Speaker 13: What's wrong with you?

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Speaker 18: Four chocolates?

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Speaker 9: Small chocolates, I have to I don't want you to

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Speaker 9: think they're like bars. They're just like bite sized chocolates.

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Speaker 5: Be fit is not right.

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Speaker 10: I cannot lose my vacation days because corporate wants to

597
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Speaker 10: get hammered in the Bahamas and I get four lousy chocolates.

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Speaker 9: That is one part I didn't tell you. It's not

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Speaker 9: just the Bahamas. We're also going to the Virgin Islands.

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Speaker 10: So wait a minute, why are you saying, Lee, you're

601
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Speaker 10: not going on the trip.

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Speaker 5: You're in human resource.

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Speaker 11: Oh yeah, I didn't mention that part. They're bringing HR.

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Speaker 11: I have never been outside the country. I couldn't be

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Speaker 11: more excited.

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Speaker 10: And they're just gonna leave us here with nothing and

607
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Speaker 10: lost days.

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Speaker 11: And don't be thinking you can use your sick days

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Speaker 11: to get time off.

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Speaker 9: We put a temporary freeze on that.

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Speaker 11: Now you need to email us if you think you're

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Speaker 11: gonna be sick at least a month in advance.

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Speaker 18: I know what I'm gonna get.

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Speaker 11: I won't be checking my email though, I'll be in

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Speaker 11: the Bahamas or the Virgin Islands.

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Speaker 8: I don't know.

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Speaker 9: Personally, I agree, I would blame this on Keisha.

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Speaker 3: She's the one who set you up for all of Thisha.

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Speaker 5: What ain't see going on that trip too without Mayne.

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Speaker 11: She'd definitely like to, but she decided to do a

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Speaker 11: prank phone call on you instead, which I appreciate.

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Speaker 8: What are you talking about, idiots, because this.

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Speaker 11: Is actually Jose for the raidershow Brook and Jeffrey in

624
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Speaker 11: the morning, we're doing a phone tap on you man?

625
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Speaker 11: No way, Yes, he just said there's been a lot

626
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Speaker 11: of tension in the office lately because of layoff, so

627
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Speaker 11: she wanted to light in the mood.

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Speaker 5: I cannot believe she did this.

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Speaker 8: Hilarious neither, Oh.

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Speaker 9: You know what you need? You need a vacation? You

631
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Speaker 9: me Bahamas tomorrow. What do you say?

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Speaker 5: I guess we'll have to go quick because you're taking

633
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Speaker 5: all my vacation days. We got the Friday, gotta go

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Speaker 5: all right?

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Speaker 11: Well, truth is I probably belong more in the Virgin

636
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Speaker 11: Islands because I'm a virgin. You get Okay, I'm gonna

637
00:31:15,760 --> 00:31:19,440
Speaker 11: stop the frank phone call now, this part isn't funny.

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Speaker 3: Broke in Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties, brooking Jeffrey

639
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Speaker 3: in the morning.

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Speaker 8: Whenever you need a quick ego boost to turn your

641
00:31:29,720 --> 00:31:33,680
Speaker 8: day around, what things can you do to make that happen?

642
00:31:33,880 --> 00:31:34,040
Speaker 7: Oh?

643
00:31:34,120 --> 00:31:38,160
Speaker 1: Goshot, maybe exercise. I always feel better after I exercise.

644
00:31:38,240 --> 00:31:41,560
Speaker 8: One option, you could give yourself a compliment in the mirror.

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00:31:41,680 --> 00:31:43,240
Speaker 9: Yeah, sure, okay, that's.

646
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Speaker 8: Not the ugliest T shirt I've seen you wear this week.

647
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Speaker 3: Good for you.

648
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Speaker 1: You have Alexis take your picture. She takes really good photos.

649
00:31:50,560 --> 00:31:53,360
Speaker 8: Or you can use Brooks go to method down an

650
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Speaker 8: entire box of wine in under five minutes before Walmart's

651
00:31:56,320 --> 00:32:02,760
Speaker 8: security catches thrill. Oh and it feels so good when

652
00:32:02,800 --> 00:32:03,920
Speaker 8: you get away. Huh Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I do the white though, because the red really gets

654
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Speaker 1: your teeth.

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Speaker 7: It does.

656
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Speaker 8: But apparently one of our listeners has a different technique

657
00:32:09,520 --> 00:32:12,000
Speaker 8: that she uses in order to give herself an instant

658
00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:15,000
Speaker 8: pick me up, and not only did it lift her spirits,

659
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Speaker 8: it led her to a guy that she really really

660
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Speaker 8: liked to Maybe you can borrow her strategy after you

661
00:32:22,120 --> 00:32:24,720
Speaker 8: hear it. A second Date update. It's coming up next

662
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Speaker 8: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 18: Second Date Updates.

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Speaker 8: How many times have we heard guys come on this

665
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Speaker 8: show and say, oh, man, I have a full proof

666
00:32:35,960 --> 00:32:40,480
Speaker 8: way of meeting hot available ladies and it works every time.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and then they're always on the show with us.

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Speaker 10: Yeah.

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Speaker 8: Today, though, shoe is on the other foot because there's

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Speaker 8: a woman on the phone who apparently has her own

671
00:32:52,120 --> 00:32:55,720
Speaker 8: sneaky way of how to meet cute single dudes, and

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Speaker 8: I wonder if we're going to be shaking our heads

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Speaker 8: at her too. Let's walk into the show, Lily, Lily.

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Speaker 18: How you doing Hey, I'm good. Thanks, How are you

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Speaker 18: doing good?

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Speaker 1: Are you outside of a clinic as we speak?

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Speaker 18: You found me out? Now I know why he won't

678
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Speaker 18: call me back.

679
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Speaker 8: Well, we're curious about this strategy that you have, but

680
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Speaker 8: first tell us about the guy.

681
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Speaker 18: Well, the guy and the strategy kind of go hand

682
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Speaker 18: in hand.

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Speaker 8: Oh okay, Well, in that case, it race what I

684
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Speaker 8: just said and tell us about the strategy.

685
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Speaker 18: Oh man, I guess it sounds silly, but it always

686
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Speaker 18: cheers me up. So I was having a really bad day.

687
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Speaker 18: And when I have bad days, I take a little

688
00:33:33,640 --> 00:33:37,000
Speaker 18: a cue from out of the Breakfast at Tiffany's Handbook,

689
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Speaker 18: where I'll dress up and make myself feel really pretty,

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Speaker 18: and I'll go to some random store and if there's

691
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Speaker 18: a cute guy that's working there, I'll, i don't know,

692
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Speaker 18: maybe put on a little bit of the stupid girl

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Speaker 18: act and get him to sort of try to talk

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Speaker 18: to me, and.

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Speaker 1: What like are these shoes shopping?

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Speaker 18: Ye can't see air, But it just it makes me

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Speaker 18: feel a little bit better about myself when I'm feeling down.

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Speaker 18: So this particular day, I went to a pet store

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Speaker 18: and oh.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I was picturing you in a mall or something,

701
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Speaker 1: all right.

702
00:34:20,360 --> 00:34:22,560
Speaker 2: I was like, it's full of high school work.

703
00:34:22,719 --> 00:34:26,080
Speaker 18: We're in a pet store, a pet store, and you know,

704
00:34:26,080 --> 00:34:29,040
Speaker 18: there's always cute animals, which is delightful, and there's a

705
00:34:29,239 --> 00:34:34,440
Speaker 18: really cute guy working there, Oh, guy who likes animals,

706
00:34:34,520 --> 00:34:37,920
Speaker 18: right exactly. So I'm st just wandering around like the

707
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Speaker 18: cat section, like with the cat beds and stuff. And

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Speaker 18: when he passed by, I said, I'm so sorry. These

709
00:34:43,840 --> 00:34:47,120
Speaker 18: dog beds just look so itty bitty, like do you

710
00:34:47,160 --> 00:34:51,680
Speaker 18: have anything a little bigger. Then he's all like, oh,

711
00:34:51,719 --> 00:34:54,279
Speaker 18: you're in the cat section, here's the dog beds. And

712
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Speaker 18: we kind of hit it off and we started chatting and.

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Speaker 2: Okay, so you use it as a conversation star basically, yeah, I.

714
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Speaker 8: Could see how that would work for a guy, because

715
00:35:03,760 --> 00:35:07,200
Speaker 8: dudes like to come in and be helpful and knowledgeable

716
00:35:07,280 --> 00:35:09,279
Speaker 8: to a woman to make them feel good too.

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Speaker 9: We would not pick up that you were acting yeah,

718
00:35:13,160 --> 00:35:14,160
Speaker 9: more helpless woman.

719
00:35:14,320 --> 00:35:19,400
Speaker 1: This is an opportunity to explain. I could not resist.

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Speaker 8: And so did we learn this guy's name yet?

721
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Speaker 18: Well, his name's Ethan, and he's really cute. He was

722
00:35:27,480 --> 00:35:31,040
Speaker 18: really sweet. I actually really liked him, and we kind

723
00:35:31,040 --> 00:35:33,520
Speaker 18: of hit it oft and we ended up exchanging numbers.

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Speaker 1: Okay, man, you are good at this.

725
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Speaker 18: Well, gosh, there's the rest of the story. So I

726
00:35:40,520 --> 00:35:44,240
Speaker 18: didn't hear anything from him, and so I tried texting

727
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Speaker 18: him and just said, oh, you know, you were so helpful,

728
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Speaker 18: and I just have like a couple other questions, like

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Speaker 18: are you going to be in tonight when we be

730
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Speaker 18: working next? Could I like drop in? And he wasn't

731
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Speaker 18: really responding and when he would he would never be working.

732
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Speaker 18: When I was like, oh, are you going to be it?

733
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Speaker 2: I mean, do you think you made it too professional

734
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Speaker 2: and not flirty enough on the text?

735
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Speaker 18: I mean I was trying to make it florty. Okay,

736
00:36:07,440 --> 00:36:09,279
Speaker 18: there are a fewel things in there, like I just

737
00:36:09,320 --> 00:36:12,320
Speaker 18: such a great time chatty with you, and you're so helpful,

738
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Speaker 18: and yeah, is.

739
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Speaker 8: There anything in your mind, like thinking back on your

740
00:36:15,400 --> 00:36:19,920
Speaker 8: interaction where maybe something could have been off or weirded

741
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Speaker 8: him out.

742
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Speaker 18: The only thing I can think of is that he

743
00:36:23,200 --> 00:36:25,840
Speaker 18: really thinks that I'm stupid.

744
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Speaker 9: Oh well, there's a fine line, right.

745
00:36:29,920 --> 00:36:31,480
Speaker 1: That is the chance you play when you play the

746
00:36:31,560 --> 00:36:32,360
Speaker 1: dumb game.

747
00:36:32,760 --> 00:36:33,080
Speaker 11: Right.

748
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Speaker 18: So here's my thing. I have a master's. I graduated

749
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Speaker 18: from Oxford. Like, oh, I know that maybe sometimes I

750
00:36:39,200 --> 00:36:41,319
Speaker 18: can be a little intimidating. So part of it is

751
00:36:41,400 --> 00:36:44,120
Speaker 18: just like I don't know, I'm trying to counter that.

752
00:36:44,280 --> 00:36:46,920
Speaker 18: I'm trying to like make myself more approachable and just

753
00:36:47,080 --> 00:36:49,920
Speaker 18: you know, well maybe like trying out like the dog

754
00:36:49,960 --> 00:36:51,520
Speaker 18: food and tasting it yourself.

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Speaker 8: I may have one step over the line.

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Speaker 2: But you guys never hung out, right, You never went

757
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Speaker 2: on any sort of day outside of the pet store.

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Speaker 18: No, And that's what I was trying to make happen,

759
00:37:01,840 --> 00:37:04,480
Speaker 18: you know, and and it just he wasn't really writing

760
00:37:04,520 --> 00:37:06,440
Speaker 18: me back, and when he would, it was always just like,

761
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Speaker 18: I'm not working.

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Speaker 2: Oh oh oh, that's also like, yeah, totally use numbers.

763
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Speaker 4: That's a good science.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 17: Yeah.

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Speaker 18: If it is something like I just blew it, like

767
00:37:17,920 --> 00:37:21,920
Speaker 18: my icebreaker went horribly awry, I'd love your help to

768
00:37:22,040 --> 00:37:23,880
Speaker 18: make me fix it a little bit.

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Speaker 8: Okay, Okay, well, we're gonna we're gonna call Ethan for

770
00:37:27,719 --> 00:37:29,560
Speaker 8: you here in just a second. If I could figure

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Speaker 8: out how to use this darn phone, jeff which button.

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Speaker 9: The old one, It's the one.

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Speaker 8: That says old, I'm just gonna have somebody else do

774
00:37:36,480 --> 00:37:39,399
Speaker 8: this anyway, we'll come back call Ethan. Get your second

775
00:37:39,440 --> 00:37:42,080
Speaker 8: Date update right after this, hold on Brook and Jeffrey

776
00:37:42,080 --> 00:37:42,640
Speaker 8: in the morning.

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Speaker 18: Second Date update.

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Speaker 8: If you missed the first part of today's second Date,

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Speaker 8: our caller Lily Yeah, actually has a lot in common

780
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Speaker 8: with someone else on this show. What's that talking about,

781
00:37:55,640 --> 00:38:00,520
Speaker 8: Jose Belanyos really, Because Lily admitted she kind of acted

782
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Speaker 8: a little bit silly, played up her dumbness in order

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Speaker 8: to meet someone of the opposite gender, and Jose does

784
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Speaker 8: the exact same thing every single day on this show.

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Speaker 9: It is true, I believe it, or I actually got

786
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Speaker 9: decent grades in the school.

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Speaker 8: I'm not that he's playing it down. He actually has

788
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Speaker 8: a doctorate from Harvard in a spell kinesiology for everyone.

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Speaker 9: I don't even know what's of the kree.

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Speaker 8: I love that about it.

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Speaker 1: I just he's so smart.

792
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Speaker 8: He really is.

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Speaker 9: But said that, you guys really don't think I'm smart.

794
00:38:33,960 --> 00:38:38,719
Speaker 8: Just like his love life. Maybe Lily played it up

795
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Speaker 8: a little bit too much when she met at the

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Speaker 8: pet store. She's worried. Maybe that's the reason he's not

797
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Speaker 8: meeting up with her a second time.

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Speaker 1: I mean it could be uncute to a certain point.

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Speaker 11: Yeah, I was the one who was like, oh, this

800
00:38:50,400 --> 00:38:52,160
Speaker 11: is brilliant because guys want to help.

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Speaker 9: But I also agree there's a fine line. He's a

802
00:38:54,840 --> 00:38:56,560
Speaker 9: total idiot. You don't want to date that either.

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Speaker 2: Are you ready to be as smarty around him, Lily,

804
00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:01,640
Speaker 2: because you are just like in the middle.

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00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:04,760
Speaker 18: Well no, I mean I want to be with somebody

806
00:39:04,800 --> 00:39:07,600
Speaker 18: who likes me for who I naturally am. But you know,

807
00:39:07,680 --> 00:39:10,400
Speaker 18: I understand that it's not always great to start things

808
00:39:10,400 --> 00:39:14,440
Speaker 18: out guns blazing with you know. YEA for Miony Granger.

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00:39:14,960 --> 00:39:17,480
Speaker 8: You just have to get smarter for smart right.

810
00:39:17,520 --> 00:39:20,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, Moody didn't go to Oxford, she went to Hogwarts.

811
00:39:21,120 --> 00:39:25,640
Speaker 8: Right, they're the same thing, very similar, same country. All right,

812
00:39:26,680 --> 00:39:29,520
Speaker 8: I feel like we're blowing everybody's IQ. Who's listening, so

813
00:39:29,600 --> 00:39:31,480
Speaker 8: let's just call it all right?

814
00:39:31,560 --> 00:39:32,399
Speaker 9: Even I sound smart?

815
00:39:32,440 --> 00:39:32,719
Speaker 1: Right now?

816
00:39:32,760 --> 00:39:46,600
Speaker 8: Good luck to us? Yeah, Hello, Hey, we're looking for

817
00:39:46,640 --> 00:39:51,799
Speaker 8: Ethan speaking. Hey sorry, Bud, is this a bad time

818
00:39:51,800 --> 00:39:53,279
Speaker 8: to call you? You sound like you're dad.

819
00:39:53,320 --> 00:39:55,640
Speaker 13: No, I just didn't recognize the number. I don't what's up?

820
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Speaker 5: Who is this?

821
00:39:56,840 --> 00:39:59,239
Speaker 8: Yeah, we're a radio show, so we're gonna need you

822
00:39:59,320 --> 00:40:01,560
Speaker 8: to pick up your energy to help our ratings.

823
00:40:01,680 --> 00:40:02,560
Speaker 1: If we don't need to.

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Speaker 13: I'm just I'm just used to the sales calls. I'm

825
00:40:07,840 --> 00:40:08,520
Speaker 13: pretty worried.

826
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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm one of those that answers them

827
00:40:10,520 --> 00:40:10,799
Speaker 1: all too.

828
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Speaker 8: We're not really trying to sell you anything. We're trying

829
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Speaker 8: to actually hook you up with one of our listeners.

830
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Speaker 9: We'd love to take you off our list.

831
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Speaker 13: Oh yeah, okay, what's the scoop? I'm listening.

832
00:40:24,960 --> 00:40:28,200
Speaker 8: Okay, this is a woman that you've actually already met

833
00:40:28,600 --> 00:40:31,200
Speaker 8: at the pet store while you work at Her name's Lily.

834
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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

835
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Speaker 1: Do you remember Lily?

836
00:40:38,040 --> 00:40:39,799
Speaker 13: Yeah, I yes, I do.

837
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Speaker 8: Okay, can we ask what you thought about her?

838
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Speaker 13: Oh gosh, how do I say? It's it's not so

839
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Speaker 13: much of what I think about her. She seems great.

840
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Speaker 13: It's just you know, circumstances around you know, the pet

841
00:40:53,960 --> 00:40:57,880
Speaker 13: store and everything, and like, hold on are circumstances?

842
00:40:57,920 --> 00:40:58,319
Speaker 8: Hold on?

843
00:40:58,440 --> 00:41:00,520
Speaker 1: Are you in a relationship? That's what it sounds like.

844
00:41:00,880 --> 00:41:03,360
Speaker 8: No, No, let me ask you a really easy question.

845
00:41:03,480 --> 00:41:07,000
Speaker 8: Are you into Lily? Do you like her? A?

846
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Speaker 13: Yeah, I just don't think the way that you know,

847
00:41:11,280 --> 00:41:14,600
Speaker 13: through the pet store and everything, like, it just wouldn't

848
00:41:14,600 --> 00:41:15,879
Speaker 13: be appropriate. Does that make sense?

849
00:41:15,960 --> 00:41:19,600
Speaker 8: Like it doesn't mean according to Lily, you gave her

850
00:41:19,719 --> 00:41:22,359
Speaker 8: your phone number, so you could understand how she would

851
00:41:22,360 --> 00:41:25,000
Speaker 8: be a little bit confused that you're not wanting to

852
00:41:25,040 --> 00:41:27,320
Speaker 8: hang out with her, because she says she's tried several times.

853
00:41:28,320 --> 00:41:32,000
Speaker 13: So to listen to my defense, she's tried to meet

854
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Speaker 13: me at the pet store for advice.

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00:41:34,719 --> 00:41:36,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I don't know.

856
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Speaker 2: You keep saying it's not appropriate with the pet store.

857
00:41:39,560 --> 00:41:43,600
Speaker 2: What's Yeah, there a pet store policy in the store.

858
00:41:43,960 --> 00:41:46,480
Speaker 13: So yeah, I don't want to hang out at the store.

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00:41:47,440 --> 00:41:49,440
Speaker 8: Okay, so hang ou outside the store. What's the problem.

860
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Speaker 2: I think she's just using that as an opening to

861
00:41:51,880 --> 00:41:53,720
Speaker 2: like talk to you. I don't think that that means

862
00:41:54,520 --> 00:41:56,200
Speaker 2: like she would love if you asked her out.

863
00:41:57,040 --> 00:41:59,239
Speaker 13: Yeah, I just I don't know. I'm not in a

864
00:41:59,280 --> 00:42:01,760
Speaker 13: place right now where I was really even expecting something

865
00:42:02,400 --> 00:42:06,359
Speaker 13: like this. I just I'm hesitant. There's you know, there's

866
00:42:06,400 --> 00:42:09,439
Speaker 13: other things. It's it's sort of complicated. Does that make sense?

867
00:42:10,200 --> 00:42:10,760
Speaker 11: Not really?

868
00:42:10,880 --> 00:42:13,320
Speaker 8: And maybe maybe it's something where you don't want to

869
00:42:13,360 --> 00:42:15,640
Speaker 8: talk to us because you don't know us. But it

870
00:42:15,719 --> 00:42:19,440
Speaker 8: might be better if you just told Lily directly, because

871
00:42:19,920 --> 00:42:21,920
Speaker 8: she's actually on the other line right now and has

872
00:42:21,960 --> 00:42:24,000
Speaker 8: been listening to this entire conversation. Dude.

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00:42:24,239 --> 00:42:27,600
Speaker 5: Oh y.

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Speaker 18: Hey Ethan. So yeah, I was listening and a lot

875
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Speaker 18: of it didn't really make sense to me either. I

876
00:42:37,360 --> 00:42:39,120
Speaker 18: just I thought you were really cool and you know,

877
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Speaker 18: whatever it is, I just i'd love to know and

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00:42:41,719 --> 00:42:43,760
Speaker 18: you know, sort this out.

879
00:42:44,239 --> 00:42:47,360
Speaker 13: No, I'm sorry, I'll cut to it. I don't really

880
00:42:47,400 --> 00:42:47,839
Speaker 13: work there.

881
00:42:49,120 --> 00:42:53,200
Speaker 1: What wait, what did you say you don't work at

882
00:42:53,200 --> 00:42:53,600
Speaker 1: the past.

883
00:42:54,280 --> 00:42:58,359
Speaker 13: Yeah, well not anymore. What here's the thing, It's not

884
00:42:58,400 --> 00:43:00,399
Speaker 13: like I got I got fired or any thing. It's

885
00:43:00,440 --> 00:43:05,640
Speaker 13: just that it was. It's complicated. Uh, it's so I

886
00:43:05,680 --> 00:43:06,920
Speaker 13: was doing community service?

887
00:43:07,480 --> 00:43:11,800
Speaker 8: What voluntary community service?

888
00:43:12,040 --> 00:43:13,279
Speaker 9: No, but he really has that.

889
00:43:13,400 --> 00:43:15,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, that's just called volunteering. Jeff, you don't call

890
00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:17,320
Speaker 1: it community service.

891
00:43:17,600 --> 00:43:19,920
Speaker 9: Yeah, you know, Court, I have a question. Could you

892
00:43:20,120 --> 00:43:20,959
Speaker 9: sign to us?

893
00:43:21,600 --> 00:43:24,120
Speaker 18: I mean, I would also like to know if this

894
00:43:24,480 --> 00:43:27,120
Speaker 18: was in voluntary community service?

895
00:43:27,200 --> 00:43:27,799
Speaker 3: Voluntary?

896
00:43:27,960 --> 00:43:30,120
Speaker 13: Yeah, no it was, it was court ordered.

897
00:43:32,360 --> 00:43:33,680
Speaker 1: That's okay.

898
00:43:34,320 --> 00:43:37,360
Speaker 2: Listen, people do all sorts of dumb things at certain

899
00:43:37,400 --> 00:43:38,240
Speaker 2: points in their life.

900
00:43:38,280 --> 00:43:41,840
Speaker 1: You sound like you are doing the time for what

901
00:43:41,880 --> 00:43:42,239
Speaker 1: you did.

902
00:43:42,480 --> 00:43:44,520
Speaker 13: Yeah, I'm definitely getting right.

903
00:43:44,640 --> 00:43:47,200
Speaker 18: I just asked if this was just for something stupid,

904
00:43:47,280 --> 00:43:49,600
Speaker 18: or like if you happen to murder someone.

905
00:43:50,800 --> 00:43:53,760
Speaker 13: Well, with murder, they don't really let you do community service.

906
00:43:53,840 --> 00:43:57,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, like, oh, you know what, you took out three people?

907
00:43:57,360 --> 00:43:58,399
Speaker 1: You know what, go to the pet stole?

908
00:43:58,480 --> 00:44:01,279
Speaker 13: Yeah, nothing like that. I really don't want to get

909
00:44:01,280 --> 00:44:01,719
Speaker 13: into it.

910
00:44:02,719 --> 00:44:04,400
Speaker 18: Yeah sure, but I will say this.

911
00:44:04,520 --> 00:44:07,359
Speaker 13: It did get me on TV and part was.

912
00:44:07,360 --> 00:44:07,799
Speaker 5: Kind of cool.

913
00:44:08,800 --> 00:44:12,000
Speaker 1: You sound proud of it. Now, wait, so TV gets

914
00:44:12,080 --> 00:44:14,160
Speaker 1: to know, but radio doesn't get to know. Come on,

915
00:44:14,280 --> 00:44:16,520
Speaker 1: throw us a bone, send us a link to watch it.

916
00:44:17,280 --> 00:44:19,400
Speaker 13: I'm not going into it. I don't want any more attention.

917
00:44:20,239 --> 00:44:22,960
Speaker 8: Okay, so let's let's move aside from the court stuff.

918
00:44:23,160 --> 00:44:24,200
Speaker 1: But that was so fun, Joe.

919
00:44:25,160 --> 00:44:27,399
Speaker 8: Let's get to the point of why we're calling. That's true,

920
00:44:27,800 --> 00:44:29,640
Speaker 8: it's trying to get you and Lily to go out.

921
00:44:29,640 --> 00:44:32,400
Speaker 8: What do you think about seeing Lily away from the

922
00:44:32,400 --> 00:44:34,000
Speaker 8: pet store or from schools?

923
00:44:34,040 --> 00:44:38,239
Speaker 1: We don't know what the situation that one hundred feet up.

924
00:44:38,320 --> 00:44:41,200
Speaker 13: And nothing like that. I can still go by schools.

925
00:44:41,360 --> 00:44:43,799
Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, this is the kind of detective work we're

926
00:44:43,800 --> 00:44:44,640
Speaker 2: doing for you, Lily.

927
00:44:45,040 --> 00:44:46,000
Speaker 18: Thank you, I appreciate.

928
00:44:46,120 --> 00:44:48,600
Speaker 8: Yeah, the idea of hanging out with Lily sounds good.

929
00:44:49,040 --> 00:44:52,920
Speaker 13: No, it does. It's just I'm I'm a mess right now.

930
00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:55,319
Speaker 13: I'm kind of a working well.

931
00:44:55,360 --> 00:44:57,880
Speaker 18: Hey, if if I can jump in really fast, if

932
00:44:57,920 --> 00:45:01,800
Speaker 18: it's okay, Ethan, I'm I'm so sorry that you're feeling

933
00:45:01,840 --> 00:45:05,600
Speaker 18: this way. And I honestly I don't care, like I

934
00:45:06,040 --> 00:45:09,239
Speaker 18: you seem really cool, you seem awesome. I'd love to

935
00:45:09,239 --> 00:45:12,080
Speaker 18: get to know you better. I mean, all we all

936
00:45:12,080 --> 00:45:14,799
Speaker 18: do silly things, you know. When I when I met

937
00:45:14,840 --> 00:45:17,279
Speaker 18: you at the pet store, I had been having like

938
00:45:17,320 --> 00:45:20,799
Speaker 18: the worst day ever, and I you know, got gussied up,

939
00:45:20,800 --> 00:45:22,799
Speaker 18: and I was trying to cheer myself up and was

940
00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:26,239
Speaker 18: probably acting a little silly and dumber than I really am.

941
00:45:26,440 --> 00:45:29,080
Speaker 18: Just to slirt with a really cute guy who I liked,

942
00:45:29,160 --> 00:45:31,160
Speaker 18: and I'd love for both of us to just sort

943
00:45:31,200 --> 00:45:33,600
Speaker 18: of get to know each other for who we really are.

944
00:45:34,320 --> 00:45:37,920
Speaker 13: Listen, I appreciate that. I just I feel right now

945
00:45:37,960 --> 00:45:42,040
Speaker 13: that I am not composed enough to deserve somebody like

946
00:45:42,160 --> 00:45:44,120
Speaker 13: you well.

947
00:45:44,040 --> 00:45:47,440
Speaker 18: And it's very sweet, but I'd love to be the judge.

948
00:45:47,200 --> 00:45:48,200
Speaker 3: Of that job.

949
00:45:53,320 --> 00:45:55,719
Speaker 2: It sounds kind of like a project a little bit, lily.

950
00:45:55,760 --> 00:45:57,799
Speaker 2: I mean, he's saying he's not ready to date. He's

951
00:45:57,800 --> 00:45:58,880
Speaker 2: got to work on himself.

952
00:45:59,000 --> 00:45:59,680
Speaker 9: Girls love.

953
00:46:00,239 --> 00:46:01,240
Speaker 1: It's not a good idea.

954
00:46:01,400 --> 00:46:03,919
Speaker 8: They've ever done a second date where it's been so

955
00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:09,840
Speaker 8: hard to convince a convicted felon to go a felony okay,

956
00:46:11,080 --> 00:46:16,759
Speaker 8: whatever it was. Is happy to look past all of

957
00:46:16,800 --> 00:46:19,359
Speaker 8: your transgressions that you've done in your life and give

958
00:46:19,400 --> 00:46:22,080
Speaker 8: you another chance. And we'll give you a chance and

959
00:46:22,120 --> 00:46:23,040
Speaker 8: even pay for that date.

960
00:46:23,520 --> 00:46:24,680
Speaker 9: Man, it's a great opportunity.

961
00:46:24,719 --> 00:46:26,359
Speaker 8: We're all going out on the limb for you. You'll

962
00:46:26,400 --> 00:46:28,840
Speaker 8: say yes, Yeah, I don't know.

963
00:46:28,920 --> 00:46:31,160
Speaker 13: I appreciate you paying for the first one, but I

964
00:46:31,200 --> 00:46:31,520
Speaker 13: don't know.

965
00:46:31,560 --> 00:46:35,480
Speaker 8: Okay, we'll pay for the next five days for the wedding.

966
00:46:36,840 --> 00:46:38,120
Speaker 9: You're going to bankrupt the station.

967
00:46:38,200 --> 00:46:40,600
Speaker 2: Bro how about he just keeps Lily's number and when

968
00:46:40,640 --> 00:46:42,520
Speaker 2: he's ready, can he text you.

969
00:46:43,320 --> 00:46:46,479
Speaker 18: I mean, yeah, totally, But I mean I have to say,

970
00:46:46,560 --> 00:46:49,759
Speaker 18: you know, it doesn't sound like you're really that into it,

971
00:46:49,800 --> 00:46:53,120
Speaker 18: and I'm not. You know, if you were interested, you'd

972
00:46:53,320 --> 00:46:54,040
Speaker 18: be interested.

973
00:46:54,200 --> 00:46:56,719
Speaker 3: So you're right, you're right.

974
00:47:00,200 --> 00:47:02,640
Speaker 13: What is the way I'm looking at it is I

975
00:47:02,680 --> 00:47:04,120
Speaker 13: got to get right for me to be right, for

976
00:47:04,200 --> 00:47:05,480
Speaker 13: somebody else to that.

977
00:47:05,520 --> 00:47:07,440
Speaker 1: Maybe if you showed the clips, she'd stop asking.

978
00:47:08,320 --> 00:47:10,799
Speaker 8: Translation, he'll call you when the ankle monitor is allowed

979
00:47:10,840 --> 00:47:11,239
Speaker 8: to come off.

980
00:47:12,480 --> 00:47:14,680
Speaker 18: Well, thank you for your help. I really appreciate it.

981
00:47:14,960 --> 00:47:16,799
Speaker 18: I guess I can't get someone smart or.

982
00:47:16,880 --> 00:47:18,960
Speaker 8: Dumb, and don't be so hard on yourself, Lily. You

983
00:47:18,960 --> 00:47:22,680
Speaker 8: can't even get someone with a criminal record either. There's

984
00:47:22,680 --> 00:47:23,920
Speaker 8: going to be somebody there.

985
00:47:23,760 --> 00:47:24,800
Speaker 9: Maybe a smart criminal.

986
00:47:26,080 --> 00:47:30,080
Speaker 14: I'm just kidding Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

987
00:47:30,160 --> 00:47:33,239
Speaker 8: You know, it's funny when people openly brag about being

988
00:47:33,280 --> 00:47:36,240
Speaker 8: on TV. I know Brooke does it all the time.

989
00:47:36,360 --> 00:47:38,359
Speaker 8: She hops on her instant stories and goes to look

990
00:47:38,400 --> 00:47:41,200
Speaker 8: at me, I'm on a local daytime TV show. I'm

991
00:47:41,239 --> 00:47:41,960
Speaker 8: better than you.

992
00:47:42,880 --> 00:47:44,840
Speaker 1: I don't say that. It sounds like someone's jealous.

993
00:47:44,880 --> 00:47:47,759
Speaker 2: It's all right, someone's jealous, but that's cute.

994
00:47:47,800 --> 00:47:50,120
Speaker 1: I have been searching for this guy on Google. I

995
00:47:50,160 --> 00:47:53,520
Speaker 1: cannot find what his crime is. It's driving me nuts.

996
00:47:53,520 --> 00:47:55,840
Speaker 8: The thing is bragging about being on daytime TV is

997
00:47:55,880 --> 00:47:58,520
Speaker 8: different than being on the news, which is where he was.

998
00:47:58,960 --> 00:48:00,960
Speaker 8: And I'm just trying to think about it. I'm going

999
00:48:01,040 --> 00:48:02,680
Speaker 8: to think that he was in the background of like

1000
00:48:02,680 --> 00:48:04,960
Speaker 8: a weather shot on the seven o'clock.

1001
00:48:04,640 --> 00:48:06,719
Speaker 2: News, and that's why you get arrested and have to

1002
00:48:06,719 --> 00:48:07,760
Speaker 2: do a community service.

1003
00:48:07,840 --> 00:48:07,960
Speaker 5: No.

1004
00:48:08,280 --> 00:48:10,960
Speaker 8: Yeah, he was like some meteorologists was trying to report

1005
00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:14,040
Speaker 8: on a storm and he was in the back waving.

1006
00:48:14,040 --> 00:48:16,280
Speaker 1: I want something juicy.

1007
00:48:15,960 --> 00:48:18,160
Speaker 8: In the crowd during a sports report at the.

1008
00:48:18,120 --> 00:48:22,080
Speaker 2: State I want like naked shoplifting charge or something like that.

1009
00:48:22,200 --> 00:48:26,080
Speaker 8: You know something dirty, You want dirty, it's more fun.

1010
00:48:26,280 --> 00:48:29,200
Speaker 8: I'm trying to stay positive. I don't believe he was

1011
00:48:29,239 --> 00:48:32,960
Speaker 8: the top story of the night, although let's be honest,

1012
00:48:32,960 --> 00:48:33,560
Speaker 8: he probably was.

1013
00:48:33,760 --> 00:48:34,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly.

1014
00:48:34,960 --> 00:48:37,399
Speaker 8: Anyway, we couldn't help him today. Get a second day,

1015
00:48:37,440 --> 00:48:39,839
Speaker 8: but we could help you email the show. We'll call

1016
00:48:39,880 --> 00:48:41,000
Speaker 8: that person wasn't calling.

1017
00:48:40,840 --> 00:48:43,160
Speaker 14: You back Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

1018
00:48:45,080 --> 00:48:47,319
Speaker 8: Did you know back in the seventeen hundreds, they had

1019
00:48:47,320 --> 00:48:53,040
Speaker 8: a job called the knocker upper. It's not what you're thinking,

1020
00:48:53,440 --> 00:48:56,480
Speaker 8: Nick Cannon, it's not. It's because they didn't have alarm

1021
00:48:56,520 --> 00:48:59,840
Speaker 8: clocks back then, so they hired people with a giant

1022
00:49:00,280 --> 00:49:02,400
Speaker 8: pole to walk around in the morning and tap on

1023
00:49:02,480 --> 00:49:06,000
Speaker 8: your window wick it to say, hey, wake up, it's

1024
00:49:06,040 --> 00:49:06,719
Speaker 8: time for work.

1025
00:49:07,040 --> 00:49:07,960
Speaker 4: Can we hire them?

1026
00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:10,880
Speaker 8: And then once you got up and left, then they

1027
00:49:10,880 --> 00:49:14,560
Speaker 8: went in and got your wife, Precice. Just because it's

1028
00:49:14,560 --> 00:49:18,120
Speaker 8: the modern times, it doesn't mean strange jobs still don't exist.

1029
00:49:18,520 --> 00:49:21,120
Speaker 8: And a couple are actually making the news today. You're

1030
00:49:21,160 --> 00:49:24,480
Speaker 8: not gonna believe what people are getting paid over six

1031
00:49:24,520 --> 00:49:27,400
Speaker 8: figures a year to do right now, and we're gonna

1032
00:49:27,400 --> 00:49:30,960
Speaker 8: tell you coming up right after this. It's Brooke and

1033
00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:33,720
Speaker 8: Jeffrey in the morning. Years ago, when I was sitting

1034
00:49:33,760 --> 00:49:37,160
Speaker 8: in my private school class just staring up at the clock,

1035
00:49:37,360 --> 00:49:41,000
Speaker 8: waiting for our mid morning caviar break it.

1036
00:49:41,320 --> 00:49:44,400
Speaker 1: After a cappuccino, or my favorite.

1037
00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:47,120
Speaker 8: Time of day. My teacher said, Jeffrey, what do you

1038
00:49:47,200 --> 00:49:50,360
Speaker 8: want to do when you grow up? And I thought

1039
00:49:50,360 --> 00:49:53,919
Speaker 8: about it and I told her anything but radio, ma'am.

1040
00:49:54,160 --> 00:49:56,880
Speaker 1: Yeah that was smart. So did you get dumb?

1041
00:49:57,680 --> 00:49:58,399
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1042
00:49:59,320 --> 00:50:02,680
Speaker 8: Round for me. Not everybody can land their dream job,

1043
00:50:03,440 --> 00:50:05,640
Speaker 8: but there are people out there who do make a

1044
00:50:05,680 --> 00:50:09,120
Speaker 8: lot of money in a strange career that's perfect for them.

1045
00:50:09,440 --> 00:50:12,319
Speaker 8: That's good. And one guy in Japan just figured out

1046
00:50:12,320 --> 00:50:16,480
Speaker 8: his his name is Soji Morimoto and he gets paid

1047
00:50:16,760 --> 00:50:20,640
Speaker 8: six figures to be a professional nothing doer.

1048
00:50:21,640 --> 00:50:24,080
Speaker 1: No way, wait, who pays you that?

1049
00:50:24,360 --> 00:50:27,600
Speaker 8: So what does this mean? Basically, for just eighty five

1050
00:50:27,719 --> 00:50:32,000
Speaker 8: dollars per session, you can personally hire Soji to just

1051
00:50:32,280 --> 00:50:35,560
Speaker 8: be around you for whatever activity you're doing that day.

1052
00:50:35,840 --> 00:50:36,040
Speaker 8: Is it?

1053
00:50:36,080 --> 00:50:41,000
Speaker 2: Because, like I mean, Japan, people work so hard and

1054
00:50:41,040 --> 00:50:43,440
Speaker 2: it's such a different type of environment, Like maybe they

1055
00:50:43,480 --> 00:50:44,640
Speaker 2: need help doing nothing.

1056
00:50:44,719 --> 00:50:46,960
Speaker 8: I don't, well, I think that's part of it. Like

1057
00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:49,720
Speaker 8: if you needed just a friend in a moment's notice

1058
00:50:49,760 --> 00:50:51,239
Speaker 8: to do something, If you want to try out a

1059
00:50:51,280 --> 00:50:53,800
Speaker 8: new restaurant but didn't want to go by yourself because

1060
00:50:53,880 --> 00:50:57,600
Speaker 8: you that's embarrassing, okay, Or if you want to take

1061
00:50:57,600 --> 00:50:59,880
Speaker 8: your dog on a quick walk somewhere or go shopping

1062
00:51:00,120 --> 00:51:03,600
Speaker 8: the mall you can pay Soji, he'll show up and

1063
00:51:03,640 --> 00:51:06,120
Speaker 8: he'll stay with you for as long as you need him.

1064
00:51:08,280 --> 00:51:10,920
Speaker 8: That's the thing. He's a professional nothing doer, so he

1065
00:51:10,960 --> 00:51:14,640
Speaker 8: won't say anything funny or interesting. He's not gonna do

1066
00:51:14,760 --> 00:51:17,040
Speaker 8: all of your house chores with you if that's what

1067
00:51:17,080 --> 00:51:20,040
Speaker 8: you want. His job is to do nothing but be there.

1068
00:51:20,200 --> 00:51:20,439
Speaker 3: Okay.

1069
00:51:20,600 --> 00:51:22,600
Speaker 8: He takes it very, very seriously.

1070
00:51:22,640 --> 00:51:24,160
Speaker 1: Anybody could get a boyfriend for that.

1071
00:51:24,800 --> 00:51:27,759
Speaker 8: I mean not anybody could, though, if you just need

1072
00:51:27,800 --> 00:51:30,200
Speaker 8: it for like a moment's notice. Okay, so here's a

1073
00:51:30,239 --> 00:51:32,880
Speaker 8: picture of Sogi and I get it to us. This

1074
00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:36,680
Speaker 8: sounds totally insane, like who would actually hire a stranger

1075
00:51:36,719 --> 00:51:39,040
Speaker 8: to show up and do nothing, because in Japan it's

1076
00:51:39,040 --> 00:51:41,480
Speaker 8: a really useful thing to have somebody that's just willing

1077
00:51:41,520 --> 00:51:42,800
Speaker 8: to show up and be there.

1078
00:51:43,239 --> 00:51:46,319
Speaker 2: Because people's relationships like are suffering that bad way.

1079
00:51:47,320 --> 00:51:47,600
Speaker 15: Yeah.

1080
00:51:47,680 --> 00:51:49,440
Speaker 9: I was literally just talking to somebody, and this is

1081
00:51:49,520 --> 00:51:50,160
Speaker 9: kind of extreme.

1082
00:51:50,400 --> 00:51:52,719
Speaker 11: That's part of the reason I don't travel international or anything,

1083
00:51:52,760 --> 00:51:54,320
Speaker 11: because I'm always traveling by myself.

1084
00:51:54,520 --> 00:51:57,120
Speaker 9: If I had somebody like this, yeah, but look, it'd

1085
00:51:57,120 --> 00:51:58,560
Speaker 9: be perfect because he doesn't have to bug me.

1086
00:51:58,600 --> 00:52:01,600
Speaker 1: He's just like, all right, I'm not all, But he

1087
00:52:01,600 --> 00:52:03,839
Speaker 1: wouldn't do any of the planning. So would you ever

1088
00:52:03,880 --> 00:52:04,920
Speaker 1: even get anywhere?

1089
00:52:05,040 --> 00:52:09,160
Speaker 9: No ill planning? You could, okay, restaurants, I want to.

1090
00:52:09,120 --> 00:52:12,719
Speaker 8: See, thousands and thousands of clients have hired and pay

1091
00:52:12,760 --> 00:52:15,239
Speaker 8: him for day outings or to wait with them at

1092
00:52:15,239 --> 00:52:17,760
Speaker 8: the doctor's office while they're trying to get back results

1093
00:52:17,760 --> 00:52:20,160
Speaker 8: like something something that you don't want to do by yourself.

1094
00:52:21,560 --> 00:52:23,839
Speaker 8: A lot of companies who pay SoJ just to show

1095
00:52:23,920 --> 00:52:26,120
Speaker 8: up and act like a fake customer inside of their

1096
00:52:26,120 --> 00:52:28,720
Speaker 8: store or their restaurant to drum up more business.

1097
00:52:28,800 --> 00:52:30,799
Speaker 2: Okay, So we could hire him to be our fake

1098
00:52:30,840 --> 00:52:33,480
Speaker 2: listener if we needed to be desperately.

1099
00:52:33,080 --> 00:52:35,520
Speaker 11: Need Yeah, but then anytime the ratings people ask who

1100
00:52:35,560 --> 00:52:36,920
Speaker 11: do you listen to, He's not going to answer.

1101
00:52:38,880 --> 00:52:42,520
Speaker 8: Soji will do almost anything, but he does have boundaries, okay,

1102
00:52:42,680 --> 00:52:46,000
Speaker 8: Like he will not take request to do anything romantic good.

1103
00:52:46,920 --> 00:52:49,840
Speaker 8: He's also turned down long distance jobs like helping someone

1104
00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:52,960
Speaker 8: move from Tokyo to their new place in Cambodia.

1105
00:52:54,000 --> 00:52:55,840
Speaker 9: Traveling international thing wouldn't work.

1106
00:52:55,800 --> 00:52:57,960
Speaker 1: Even if you don't have to move boxes like you

1107
00:52:58,120 --> 00:52:58,320
Speaker 1: just go.

1108
00:52:58,760 --> 00:52:59,640
Speaker 8: It's too much of a toime.

1109
00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:01,360
Speaker 1: He's like a lovely trip to me.

1110
00:53:03,880 --> 00:53:06,279
Speaker 8: But Soji's not the only person who's carved out a

1111
00:53:06,280 --> 00:53:10,560
Speaker 8: strange yet lucrative career for himself. In Singapore, there's a

1112
00:53:10,560 --> 00:53:13,120
Speaker 8: guy named doctor Arc and before I tell you what

1113
00:53:13,160 --> 00:53:15,120
Speaker 8: he does, he makes anywhere from three quarters to a

1114
00:53:15,120 --> 00:53:17,399
Speaker 8: million to a million dollars a year.

1115
00:53:18,600 --> 00:53:19,640
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh.

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00:53:19,760 --> 00:53:22,239
Speaker 8: He's been in the industry for two decades now. And

1117
00:53:22,280 --> 00:53:26,120
Speaker 8: so what is he? He is a licensed fish cosmetic

1118
00:53:26,239 --> 00:53:33,399
Speaker 8: surgeon for like coyfish or something job not coyfish. There's

1119
00:53:33,440 --> 00:53:37,160
Speaker 8: a specific type of fish called the arijuana fish, which

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Speaker 8: is also known as the dragonfish, and in Asian culture

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00:53:42,640 --> 00:53:46,279
Speaker 8: they're considered big time status symbols. Oh my, they're like

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00:53:46,320 --> 00:53:50,480
Speaker 8: a luxury prestige possession among like the Asian businessmen of

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00:53:50,480 --> 00:53:53,400
Speaker 8: the world. And you'd see them in display tanks behind

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00:53:53,400 --> 00:53:53,879
Speaker 8: them in their.

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Speaker 1: Office, and sometimes they have thin lips and need a

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00:53:55,880 --> 00:53:56,440
Speaker 1: little filler.

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Speaker 3: Is that what you're saying?

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00:53:57,600 --> 00:54:01,480
Speaker 8: Pretty much? Oh my god, These high powered Asian businessmen

1129
00:54:01,960 --> 00:54:04,960
Speaker 8: love to spend their money on enhancing their fish's beauty.

1130
00:54:05,480 --> 00:54:07,200
Speaker 9: Oh that's so funny.

1131
00:54:07,320 --> 00:54:10,560
Speaker 2: My parents had a boxer that looked like et and

1132
00:54:10,600 --> 00:54:12,680
Speaker 2: Scooby Doo had a baby and it had like really

1133
00:54:12,960 --> 00:54:15,600
Speaker 2: saggy eyes, and that was like, oh, we can do

1134
00:54:15,640 --> 00:54:17,600
Speaker 2: an eye tuck there. My mom's like, the dog is

1135
00:54:17,640 --> 00:54:19,440
Speaker 2: not getting an eyelift before.

1136
00:54:19,200 --> 00:54:20,239
Speaker 1: I get an eyelift.

1137
00:54:20,560 --> 00:54:24,280
Speaker 8: That's what doctor Arc has called him. Sometimes he does eyelifts.

1138
00:54:24,320 --> 00:54:28,560
Speaker 8: He does nose shaping, chin jobs for some of these fish.

1139
00:54:28,600 --> 00:54:31,560
Speaker 8: Whatever the fish needs in order to be way more.

1140
00:54:31,440 --> 00:54:34,920
Speaker 2: Attractive, does he have to do it underwater.

1141
00:54:37,080 --> 00:54:37,920
Speaker 9: Surgery?

1142
00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:41,239
Speaker 8: He does put the fish under using anesthesia before he

1143
00:54:41,320 --> 00:54:42,480
Speaker 8: starts cutting into them.

1144
00:54:42,680 --> 00:54:42,919
Speaker 4: Huh.

1145
00:54:43,239 --> 00:54:45,640
Speaker 8: And he even puts a special wax on them at

1146
00:54:45,640 --> 00:54:47,480
Speaker 8: the end to get the fish's red scales to be

1147
00:54:47,520 --> 00:54:54,840
Speaker 8: even more shimmeryish. And going under the knife with doctor

1148
00:54:55,040 --> 00:54:58,120
Speaker 8: Arc is expensive because he is probably the only guy

1149
00:54:58,239 --> 00:55:02,280
Speaker 8: that can actually operate on Irijuana fish. But these businessmen

1150
00:55:02,360 --> 00:55:04,840
Speaker 8: will pay in order to show off their round. So

1151
00:55:04,920 --> 00:55:07,120
Speaker 8: here let me show you an example of his work.

1152
00:55:07,200 --> 00:55:09,560
Speaker 1: Do we get before and afters I love after.

1153
00:55:09,719 --> 00:55:13,680
Speaker 8: Here's here's an arijuana fish before it's cosmetic surgery with

1154
00:55:13,840 --> 00:55:19,440
Speaker 8: doctor Arc. Okay, and here he is after his surgery.

1155
00:55:20,120 --> 00:55:21,880
Speaker 8: Look how sexy that fish is.

1156
00:55:21,960 --> 00:55:23,640
Speaker 9: I literally can't tell the differently.

1157
00:55:24,040 --> 00:55:26,279
Speaker 8: You can't see he had a double chin before in

1158
00:55:26,320 --> 00:55:27,120
Speaker 8: the previous pick.

1159
00:55:33,560 --> 00:55:34,920
Speaker 9: So there's no big different.

1160
00:55:35,280 --> 00:55:37,840
Speaker 8: Wow, are you saying all fish look the same? Because

1161
00:55:37,840 --> 00:55:38,960
Speaker 8: that's fishes Brook.

1162
00:55:39,360 --> 00:55:41,680
Speaker 2: I'll admit though, sometimes I see before and afters of

1163
00:55:41,680 --> 00:55:46,239
Speaker 2: my friend's botox and I'm like, oh.

1164
00:55:45,480 --> 00:55:46,480
Speaker 8: And you tell them that.

1165
00:55:46,640 --> 00:55:48,480
Speaker 1: I don't because I know he's got a lot of

1166
00:55:48,480 --> 00:55:50,919
Speaker 1: money on it. Yeah, it looks great, girl, I don't

1167
00:55:50,920 --> 00:55:51,399
Speaker 1: know which ones.

1168
00:55:51,440 --> 00:55:53,520
Speaker 4: But before what about during the recovery stage?

1169
00:55:53,520 --> 00:55:56,879
Speaker 6: You don't have to go in like a back tanks.

1170
00:55:57,760 --> 00:56:00,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, black eyes.

1171
00:56:00,480 --> 00:56:01,280
Speaker 8: Pain his beauty.

1172
00:56:01,440 --> 00:56:04,560
Speaker 2: Hey, you know nobody knows that better than fish.

1173
00:56:03,280 --> 00:56:08,040
Speaker 8: Ye, So look at that. Your dream job could be

1174
00:56:08,320 --> 00:56:13,040
Speaker 8: out there waiting, even if it's super duper weird.

1175
00:56:11,920 --> 00:56:15,720
Speaker 14: Brooken Jeffrey in the Morning.

1176
00:56:21,960 --> 00:56:27,840
Speaker 8: Today's player is named Jennifer. She is a brand manager

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00:56:28,000 --> 00:56:28,840
Speaker 8: on Amazon.

1178
00:56:29,000 --> 00:56:29,880
Speaker 1: Oh yes she is.

1179
00:56:29,960 --> 00:56:32,720
Speaker 8: And you know what she says is the hottest item

1180
00:56:32,760 --> 00:56:37,160
Speaker 8: on the website right now, Hotter than a tight men's sweater,

1181
00:56:38,120 --> 00:56:43,280
Speaker 8: hotter than slender, slim fit leather pants for men, even

1182
00:56:43,520 --> 00:56:48,760
Speaker 8: hotter than super tight socks so tight I can barely

1183
00:56:48,880 --> 00:56:53,839
Speaker 8: squeeze these manly toes into. The hot product on Amazon

1184
00:56:54,360 --> 00:57:01,000
Speaker 8: she manages is tarps. People love in their tarps. Right now,

1185
00:57:01,000 --> 00:57:03,720
Speaker 8: it's about to get wet in the studio, but we're

1186
00:57:03,800 --> 00:57:09,200
Speaker 8: saying thanks to Jennifer and her tarps online. Jennifer, Welcome

1187
00:57:09,280 --> 00:57:11,319
Speaker 8: to the show, Jennifer.

1188
00:57:11,719 --> 00:57:14,040
Speaker 13: Thank you, Jeffrey, you're my favorite.

1189
00:57:14,160 --> 00:57:18,040
Speaker 8: Oh my god, I never get that on this segment.

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00:57:18,480 --> 00:57:21,280
Speaker 2: Literally, Jennifer, No, I never.

1191
00:57:21,120 --> 00:57:23,600
Speaker 18: Hear that, but I think it's so crazy because you're

1192
00:57:23,720 --> 00:57:24,640
Speaker 18: so awesome.

1193
00:57:25,680 --> 00:57:27,400
Speaker 8: One extra point for Jennifer.

1194
00:57:27,840 --> 00:57:28,880
Speaker 1: This man an extra tarp.

1195
00:57:30,040 --> 00:57:31,160
Speaker 4: I know what size?

1196
00:57:31,160 --> 00:57:33,280
Speaker 1: Are we talking? What's the biggest tarp that you're selling?

1197
00:57:34,120 --> 00:57:35,800
Speaker 18: Fifty by one hundred fifty?

1198
00:57:36,440 --> 00:57:36,760
Speaker 8: Wow?

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00:57:37,040 --> 00:57:38,920
Speaker 1: Wow, we could just tarp this whole building.

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00:57:39,160 --> 00:57:43,200
Speaker 8: Yeah, I'm gonna wear tarps instead of clothes to go.

1201
00:57:43,960 --> 00:57:45,720
Speaker 4: I'm gonna make a carp sichord myself.

1202
00:57:45,800 --> 00:57:46,959
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm not even lying.

1203
00:57:47,000 --> 00:57:48,040
Speaker 8: You've got electrocuted.

1204
00:57:48,200 --> 00:57:50,440
Speaker 1: I touched the mic and it set a shock up

1205
00:57:50,440 --> 00:57:50,800
Speaker 1: my arm.

1206
00:57:51,680 --> 00:57:53,240
Speaker 8: Karma is a cruel mistress.

1207
00:57:53,280 --> 00:57:53,520
Speaker 5: Broke.

1208
00:57:53,600 --> 00:57:56,400
Speaker 8: Remember that. Now get out of the studio and while

1209
00:57:56,480 --> 00:57:59,320
Speaker 8: she leaves, Mike watch out, Jennifer. You know how the

1210
00:57:59,320 --> 00:58:01,600
Speaker 8: game works. You got thirty seconds answer as many questions

1211
00:58:01,600 --> 00:58:03,320
Speaker 8: as possible. If you don't know when, you could say pass.

1212
00:58:03,480 --> 00:58:05,400
Speaker 8: But you do have to beat Brooke outright to win?

1213
00:58:05,520 --> 00:58:06,200
Speaker 8: Are you ready?

1214
00:58:06,480 --> 00:58:06,720
Speaker 13: Yeah?

1215
00:58:07,000 --> 00:58:09,920
Speaker 8: Right, We're all pulling for you here because I'm your favorite.

1216
00:58:09,960 --> 00:58:13,640
Speaker 8: Good luck? Your time starts now. Is the last man

1217
00:58:13,720 --> 00:58:15,560
Speaker 8: to walk on the moon alive or dead?

1218
00:58:16,640 --> 00:58:17,400
Speaker 18: Oh?

1219
00:58:16,760 --> 00:58:16,920
Speaker 7: Why?

1220
00:58:17,440 --> 00:58:20,040
Speaker 8: The famous landmark called the Spanish Steps can be found

1221
00:58:20,040 --> 00:58:26,400
Speaker 8: in which Italian city? In golf, if you get an albatross,

1222
00:58:26,440 --> 00:58:30,600
Speaker 8: how many strokes under par are you three? According to

1223
00:58:30,600 --> 00:58:33,080
Speaker 8: the nursery rhyme, what fruit did little Jack Horner pull

1224
00:58:33,080 --> 00:58:34,200
Speaker 8: out of his Christmas pie?

1225
00:58:36,320 --> 00:58:37,240
Speaker 18: Jerry A come?

1226
00:58:38,000 --> 00:58:40,479
Speaker 8: A cobbler makes shoes, but a fletcher makes what type

1227
00:58:40,480 --> 00:58:42,560
Speaker 8: of weapon? Spears? Arrows or knives?

1228
00:58:43,080 --> 00:58:43,400
Speaker 11: Spear?

1229
00:58:44,760 --> 00:58:47,640
Speaker 8: Say spears on that last one? Yeah, okay, just confirming

1230
00:58:47,720 --> 00:58:50,120
Speaker 8: good work. Jennifer Brook is going to come back into

1231
00:58:50,160 --> 00:58:55,880
Speaker 8: the studio, actually really good, especially for your Yeah. No,

1232
00:58:56,480 --> 00:58:57,520
Speaker 8: Jennifer is just amazing.

1233
00:58:58,000 --> 00:58:59,360
Speaker 1: What do we want to know about tarp girl?

1234
00:58:59,440 --> 00:59:00,560
Speaker 3: Then she.

1235
00:59:02,120 --> 00:59:04,720
Speaker 8: Says the best part of her job is that you

1236
00:59:04,800 --> 00:59:07,560
Speaker 8: work remote? What is that like, Jennifer? Does it feel

1237
00:59:07,560 --> 00:59:08,360
Speaker 8: good to work remote?

1238
00:59:08,680 --> 00:59:11,200
Speaker 18: I mean I could go five days without leaving my house.

1239
00:59:11,400 --> 00:59:13,880
Speaker 18: It's kind of sad, but I kind of like it nice.

1240
00:59:14,440 --> 00:59:16,800
Speaker 1: So you're not a big social interaction type of lady.

1241
00:59:17,160 --> 00:59:18,240
Speaker 18: My family's enough.

1242
00:59:18,360 --> 00:59:20,760
Speaker 8: Jennifer is a woman after my own heart. So here

1243
00:59:20,800 --> 00:59:22,960
Speaker 8: we go turn into brook Are you ready?

1244
00:59:23,560 --> 00:59:23,880
Speaker 1: Yes?

1245
00:59:24,280 --> 00:59:27,120
Speaker 8: Your time starts now. Is the last man to walk

1246
00:59:27,160 --> 00:59:28,520
Speaker 8: on the moon alive or dead?

1247
00:59:29,080 --> 00:59:29,440
Speaker 1: Alive?

1248
00:59:29,760 --> 00:59:32,640
Speaker 8: The famous landmark called the Spanish Steps can be found

1249
00:59:32,640 --> 00:59:36,280
Speaker 8: in which Italian city Venice. In golf, if you get

1250
00:59:36,280 --> 00:59:39,919
Speaker 8: in albatross, how many strokes under par are you four?

1251
00:59:40,280 --> 00:59:43,000
Speaker 8: According to the nursery rhyme, what fruit did little Jack

1252
00:59:43,000 --> 00:59:45,160
Speaker 8: Horner pull out of his Christmas pie? Uh?

1253
00:59:45,880 --> 00:59:46,760
Speaker 1: Fruit plum?

1254
00:59:47,320 --> 00:59:50,240
Speaker 8: A cobbler makes shoes, but a fletcher makes what type

1255
00:59:50,280 --> 00:59:52,880
Speaker 8: of weapons? Spears? Arrows or knives?

1256
00:59:53,560 --> 00:59:54,120
Speaker 1: Spears?

1257
00:59:54,480 --> 00:59:56,880
Speaker 8: Is Australia made up of states or provinces?

1258
00:59:58,560 --> 00:59:59,720
Speaker 1: States? All right?

1259
00:59:59,800 --> 01:00:02,320
Speaker 8: With a size? She answers her final question. And then

1260
01:00:02,320 --> 01:00:04,520
Speaker 8: we're gonna go on over the scoreboard to see how

1261
01:00:04,520 --> 01:00:05,520
Speaker 8: you bolted with Jose.

1262
01:00:05,920 --> 01:00:11,440
Speaker 11: I am a cowboy, and what a cute little cowboy

1263
01:00:11,520 --> 01:00:12,320
Speaker 11: you are, Jose.

1264
01:00:13,960 --> 01:00:15,760
Speaker 9: That was an old clip. By the way, if you're confused,

1265
01:00:15,800 --> 01:00:18,160
Speaker 9: whatever you got three corrected?

1266
01:00:18,240 --> 01:00:19,400
Speaker 1: It's pretty good.

1267
01:00:19,480 --> 01:00:19,880
Speaker 4: Jennifer.

1268
01:00:21,640 --> 01:00:23,040
Speaker 18: Yeah again, Yeah.

1269
01:00:23,640 --> 01:00:25,280
Speaker 1: She's on social interaction.

1270
01:00:25,520 --> 01:00:25,960
Speaker 9: That's right.

1271
01:00:26,040 --> 01:00:28,880
Speaker 8: This is more people. She's selling a big tarp right now.

1272
01:00:28,960 --> 01:00:39,200
Speaker 19: Don't interrupt her, and Brooke only congratulations, Jennifer, you beat

1273
01:00:39,320 --> 01:00:40,280
Speaker 19: broke God.

1274
01:00:40,160 --> 01:00:42,040
Speaker 1: It was a fifty to fifty on the Australia one.

1275
01:00:42,080 --> 01:00:43,120
Speaker 1: Did I get that right or wrong?

1276
01:00:43,200 --> 01:00:45,200
Speaker 8: We'll find out here. Let's go to the answer is

1277
01:00:45,240 --> 01:00:47,760
Speaker 8: the last man to walk on the moon. His name

1278
01:00:47,880 --> 01:00:50,560
Speaker 8: was Eugene's Cernon, and he is dead. That's how I

1279
01:00:50,920 --> 01:00:53,560
Speaker 8: stepped on the moon in nineteen seventy two. Died in

1280
01:00:53,600 --> 01:00:58,200
Speaker 8: twenty seventeen. Moonwalking bad for your health. We'll have more

1281
01:00:58,280 --> 01:01:01,200
Speaker 8: at eleven. The famous landmark called the Spanish Steps can

1282
01:01:01,200 --> 01:01:04,680
Speaker 8: be found in the Italian city of Rome. You went there,

1283
01:01:04,720 --> 01:01:07,840
Speaker 8: didn't you. In golf, if you get in Albatroz, you

1284
01:01:07,880 --> 01:01:11,080
Speaker 8: are three strokes under par. In the nursery rhyme, little

1285
01:01:11,160 --> 01:01:14,040
Speaker 8: Jack Horner pulls a plum out of his Christmas pie.

1286
01:01:14,480 --> 01:01:18,920
Speaker 8: Cobbler makes shoes, a fletcher makes arrows, and Australia is

1287
01:01:18,960 --> 01:01:20,560
Speaker 8: made up of six states.

1288
01:01:20,880 --> 01:01:22,960
Speaker 1: States they use states there.

1289
01:01:23,000 --> 01:01:27,360
Speaker 8: Congratulations, not only did you beat Brook, but just we're playing,

1290
01:01:27,560 --> 01:01:29,720
Speaker 8: We're gonna throw you some Brook and Jeffrey swag.

1291
01:01:29,800 --> 01:01:31,360
Speaker 13: Okay, awesome, thank you.

1292
01:01:31,960 --> 01:01:35,080
Speaker 1: I just didn't feel great about that. So oh really

1293
01:01:35,600 --> 01:01:40,080
Speaker 1: that's okay. You're her favorite. I mean, obviously this is

1294
01:01:40,120 --> 01:01:41,160
Speaker 1: gonna be a loss for me.

1295
01:01:41,480 --> 01:01:43,440
Speaker 8: You know, it just goes to show if you come

1296
01:01:43,480 --> 01:01:45,840
Speaker 8: on the show and say that good things will happen

1297
01:01:45,920 --> 01:01:49,240
Speaker 8: to you. Congratulations, Jennifer. We'll be back to the wyn

1298
01:01:49,280 --> 01:01:55,240
Speaker 8: Brooks Box same time tomorrow, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.