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Speaker 1: Another twenty. I'm moving five. Hello. How is this Andy? Yes,

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Speaker 1: this is Andy. This is Seth McElroy. I'm calling from

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Speaker 1: the law offices of Machio, Marita and Shoe. How are you,

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Speaker 1: um name? What's this about? I'm calling to let you

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Speaker 1: know that you're being sued. Sued? Yes, your ex girlfriend,

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Speaker 1: Haley has hired us and is suing you for mental anguish.

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Speaker 1: What to the tune of seventy five thousand dollars in

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Speaker 1: damages and personally, I think she's going to wipe the

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Speaker 1: floor with you. You You don't have a shot, No, no way. Wait,

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Speaker 1: you have got to be kidding me. I just saw

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Speaker 1: her last week and we were cool. She just got

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Speaker 1: out of the hospital for depression. What do you mean

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Speaker 1: she was in the hospital. I just talked to her

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Speaker 1: last week. She didn't say anything about that. You drove

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Speaker 1: her to the brink. Okay, and we're going to take

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Speaker 1: you to the cleaners. My friend, I am not going

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Speaker 1: to pay you any money. She's fine, we're fine, and

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Speaker 1: I'm out of it. So no, So you didn't go

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Speaker 1: out of town on her birthday when you should have

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Speaker 1: been with her. I was on a business trip and

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Speaker 1: she knew I had a time. Oh, okay, okay with it.

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Speaker 1: And by business trip, do you mean sleeping with your

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Speaker 1: business partner, which I'm sure you did. Oh, you got

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Speaker 1: to be out of your mind. My business partner is

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Speaker 1: a guy named Steve. Hey. I don't judge sexual preference.

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Speaker 1: If that's the way you get down, that's the way

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Speaker 1: you get down. All I know is something happened on

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Speaker 1: that trip, and I'm gonna take you down, and I'm

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Speaker 1: not going to put up with it. No. Look, Andy,

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Speaker 1: get sued for seventy five thousand dollars or get back

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Speaker 1: together with Hailey. That's my offer. Take it or leave it.

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Speaker 1: Have you lost your mind? There's no way that's going

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Speaker 1: to happen. Why the hell when I get together with

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Speaker 1: a crazy woman who's trying to sue me? All right,

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Speaker 1: what about the time you almost killed her cat? What

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Speaker 1: are you talking about? I didn't kill her cat of

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Speaker 1: cats alive? Yeah, barely. She went out of town for

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Speaker 1: a week and left it in your hands to feed it.

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Speaker 1: And did you feed it? No? You didn't. This is

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Speaker 1: bull I didn't feed it because she forgot to leave me.

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Speaker 1: The damn key likely blocked in her apartment all week.

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Speaker 1: Likely story How do you think a jury is gonna

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Speaker 1: act when I tell them that you tried to kill

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Speaker 1: an innocent little cat. The jury's gonna say, why didn't

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Speaker 1: you leave me? That's what you think. They're gonna believe

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Speaker 1: a murderer like you over me. I don't think so.

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Speaker 1: The cat's still alive. What are you talking about? Yes,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Attempted cat slaughter then is what it would be?

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Speaker 1: Cat slaughter. This is some kind of a joke, right,

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Speaker 1: give me your number, that's it. My lawyer is gonna

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Speaker 1: call you. The number is eight six six Moving nine

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Speaker 1: two five. Hey, wait what this is actually Jewil from

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Speaker 1: Brook and Jewel in the morning. I'm Moving ninety two

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Speaker 1: point five doing a phone tap on you. Your ex

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Speaker 1: girlfriend Haley set you up? Oh holy crap? She what? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: she said you if she wanted to say, no hard

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Speaker 1: feelings and it's all good between you two. So this

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Speaker 1: is just a joke. I'm I'm not being sued. No,

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Speaker 1: I'm still seeing here for seventy five thousand dollars. But

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Speaker 1: she's cool. Wake up every morning with Jubal Foo taps

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Speaker 1: weekday mornings on the twenties. Holy On Moving ninety two

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Speaker 1: point five