1 00:00:02,200 --> 00:00:07,400 Speaker 1: Say something bad still worlds, would you believe in. 2 00:00:10,200 --> 00:00:14,040 Speaker 2: It's mysilient pieces? 3 00:00:14,680 --> 00:00:29,600 Speaker 3: Would you believe trotting happy, freaking New Year ban animals. 4 00:00:29,720 --> 00:00:33,320 Speaker 3: I think this might be a first Minnesota of twenty 5 00:00:33,400 --> 00:00:39,400 Speaker 3: twenty three, and if not, Syonora twenty twenty two. I 6 00:00:39,440 --> 00:00:42,159 Speaker 3: am banana Boy number two, Scotty Landis. 7 00:00:41,760 --> 00:00:45,600 Speaker 2: I am kurpwn Olor. How you doing, Scottie? 8 00:00:45,960 --> 00:00:46,800 Speaker 3: I'm really good. 9 00:00:47,040 --> 00:00:53,080 Speaker 1: I am dear's plans. I'm going to key West nice. 10 00:00:53,560 --> 00:00:57,520 Speaker 1: I you've been before. I did a lot of traveling 11 00:00:57,560 --> 00:01:00,640 Speaker 1: in twenty two and two. I was very, very graciously grateful. 12 00:01:00,760 --> 00:01:03,800 Speaker 3: I was able to get trapped in Tahiti during the 13 00:01:03,840 --> 00:01:07,040 Speaker 3: Big Great Choir number two, and then I had a 14 00:01:07,120 --> 00:01:09,440 Speaker 3: nice trip in August, and I said to myself, I'm 15 00:01:09,480 --> 00:01:11,559 Speaker 3: gonna go down to Florida because it's such a weird 16 00:01:11,560 --> 00:01:14,319 Speaker 3: place where we get so many stories. And then I'm 17 00:01:14,319 --> 00:01:16,480 Speaker 3: going to go to the weirdest part of it, the Keys, 18 00:01:16,640 --> 00:01:20,480 Speaker 3: and just spend a few nights so pretty chill, nothing major, 19 00:01:20,840 --> 00:01:24,200 Speaker 3: few friends are going to join, but yeah, just hanging 20 00:01:24,240 --> 00:01:26,040 Speaker 3: in the Florida Keys for a few nights. 21 00:01:26,160 --> 00:01:26,679 Speaker 2: It's good. 22 00:01:26,760 --> 00:01:27,320 Speaker 3: How you doing? 23 00:01:28,400 --> 00:01:32,280 Speaker 2: I don't think anything. I think I will not do anything. 24 00:01:32,360 --> 00:01:35,880 Speaker 2: I watch. I let my kids stay up until nine 25 00:01:35,959 --> 00:01:39,960 Speaker 2: pm and we watched the ball drop from the East 26 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:42,400 Speaker 2: coast and that's great, and put them to bed and 27 00:01:42,480 --> 00:01:43,679 Speaker 2: that's probably it. 28 00:01:44,319 --> 00:01:49,880 Speaker 3: That is great. Good for you. Also, you and I 29 00:01:49,920 --> 00:01:52,000 Speaker 3: aren't huge New Year's Eve fans. We lived in New 30 00:01:52,080 --> 00:01:55,360 Speaker 3: York in our twenties and into our thirties, and you know, 31 00:01:55,400 --> 00:01:57,320 Speaker 3: it was fun going out in New York and reving 32 00:01:57,400 --> 00:01:58,960 Speaker 3: it up. But there comes a point where you just 33 00:01:59,040 --> 00:02:00,800 Speaker 3: kind of want to eat a good and make a 34 00:02:00,840 --> 00:02:03,760 Speaker 3: couple of cocktails at home and just you know, do 35 00:02:03,880 --> 00:02:04,560 Speaker 3: home stuff. 36 00:02:04,760 --> 00:02:08,240 Speaker 2: I do enjoy like a New Year's Day ritual. I 37 00:02:08,320 --> 00:02:11,760 Speaker 2: remember when I was living in Jersey taking care of 38 00:02:11,800 --> 00:02:16,680 Speaker 2: my mom that New Year's we went at New Year's Day. 39 00:02:17,680 --> 00:02:19,200 Speaker 2: You know, I don't think we even did anything New 40 00:02:19,240 --> 00:02:21,600 Speaker 2: Year's Eve. And then New Year's Day, me and Lauren 41 00:02:21,680 --> 00:02:25,280 Speaker 2: and my buddy Steve Shheen went there Asbury Park and 42 00:02:25,320 --> 00:02:30,920 Speaker 2: at like eight am, they had a polar plunge in 43 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:33,880 Speaker 2: the ocean and it was just it was the best 44 00:02:34,080 --> 00:02:36,960 Speaker 2: possible way to celebrate New Year's Day. It was just 45 00:02:37,040 --> 00:02:41,320 Speaker 2: like so cold, hundreds of people running into the ocean together. 46 00:02:41,680 --> 00:02:44,440 Speaker 2: That is like the way I want to celebrate New 47 00:02:44,520 --> 00:02:44,960 Speaker 2: Year's Day. 48 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:49,480 Speaker 3: This that's fun. Yeah. One time Kristen and her husband 49 00:02:49,520 --> 00:02:51,480 Speaker 3: Rich and I were in Tokyo on New Year's Even. 50 00:02:51,480 --> 00:02:56,400 Speaker 3: They do it very different there. They there's no there's 51 00:02:56,480 --> 00:02:59,200 Speaker 3: like no big countdown there. They have like a very 52 00:02:59,240 --> 00:03:02,000 Speaker 3: small show that literally looks like it's in an auditorium, 53 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:04,640 Speaker 3: and they have like seventy year old singers who are 54 00:03:04,639 --> 00:03:07,480 Speaker 3: like pop stars that we obviously didn't know Japanese pop 55 00:03:07,480 --> 00:03:09,840 Speaker 3: stars who have like it would be the like the 56 00:03:09,880 --> 00:03:15,680 Speaker 3: Wayne Newton equivalent from Japan, very subdued, and everybody leaves Tokyo. 57 00:03:15,760 --> 00:03:18,840 Speaker 3: A lot of people leave Tokyo, so it's actually not 58 00:03:19,680 --> 00:03:22,359 Speaker 3: it's not the greatest time to visit Tokyo because it's 59 00:03:22,440 --> 00:03:25,560 Speaker 3: kind of sleepy, you know, for being such a major city. 60 00:03:25,760 --> 00:03:29,600 Speaker 3: But we walked around and I had Google Translate and 61 00:03:29,919 --> 00:03:33,440 Speaker 3: I wrote into it in English so it would say 62 00:03:33,520 --> 00:03:38,400 Speaker 3: in robot voice Japanese, Happy New Year. You and I 63 00:03:38,520 --> 00:03:41,480 Speaker 3: are now best friends, I like, and I love you 64 00:03:41,640 --> 00:03:44,400 Speaker 3: something like that. And then Kristin Rich and I walked 65 00:03:44,400 --> 00:03:47,840 Speaker 3: around and they would point at people like dorman employees, 66 00:03:47,960 --> 00:03:51,240 Speaker 3: cab drivers, and I would walk over and they're very 67 00:03:51,240 --> 00:03:54,400 Speaker 3: polite and I would say, you know, Kenichua or whatever, 68 00:03:54,520 --> 00:03:56,240 Speaker 3: and then I would press play and hold it up 69 00:03:56,280 --> 00:03:57,680 Speaker 3: and they would lean in and they would listen and 70 00:03:57,720 --> 00:04:00,400 Speaker 3: would be like, hello, happy New Year's. You and I 71 00:04:00,440 --> 00:04:03,520 Speaker 3: are best friends and I love you, and their face 72 00:04:03,600 --> 00:04:07,480 Speaker 3: would light up like we probably did twenty five times 73 00:04:07,520 --> 00:04:10,920 Speaker 3: of twenty five strangers, mostly grown men, and they would 74 00:04:10,920 --> 00:04:12,760 Speaker 3: be like oh, and they would like cheer and they 75 00:04:12,760 --> 00:04:14,600 Speaker 3: were like, hey, like I didn't get an hugs. I 76 00:04:14,640 --> 00:04:16,680 Speaker 3: think I got a couple of high fives or like handshakes, 77 00:04:17,160 --> 00:04:20,040 Speaker 3: lots of bowels. But it was like such a nice moment. 78 00:04:20,200 --> 00:04:21,719 Speaker 3: Just we were bored and we were like, hey, how 79 00:04:21,720 --> 00:04:24,720 Speaker 3: about that guy? Hello so hard? Are you happy New Year's? 80 00:04:24,760 --> 00:04:27,839 Speaker 3: I love you? We are now best friends. It was 81 00:04:28,040 --> 00:04:31,000 Speaker 3: so fun. Man, that was a great time. Oh that 82 00:04:31,080 --> 00:04:32,000 Speaker 3: sounds beautiful. 83 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:37,080 Speaker 2: I remember my first realizing that New Year's was a thing. 84 00:04:37,520 --> 00:04:41,520 Speaker 2: I was a child, Yes, it was a child, and 85 00:04:41,560 --> 00:04:44,080 Speaker 2: I was with my father. I would always be with 86 00:04:44,120 --> 00:04:48,039 Speaker 2: my dad for New Year's Eve. It was always kind 87 00:04:48,040 --> 00:04:52,719 Speaker 2: of like a a bitter sweet holiday for me because 88 00:04:52,800 --> 00:04:54,880 Speaker 2: you know, I you know, I grew up with my mom, 89 00:04:55,040 --> 00:04:57,000 Speaker 2: you know, so like my mom was my you know, 90 00:04:57,120 --> 00:04:59,760 Speaker 2: my person. Yes, and so then being you know, you're 91 00:04:59,839 --> 00:05:02,000 Speaker 2: just essentially with another family. It was like my dad 92 00:05:02,080 --> 00:05:04,760 Speaker 2: was remarried, and so you just like would go and 93 00:05:04,800 --> 00:05:08,400 Speaker 2: be with another family and be alone and sad and 94 00:05:08,600 --> 00:05:13,120 Speaker 2: my dad we had gone to Germany, okay, and so 95 00:05:13,160 --> 00:05:15,520 Speaker 2: then I was in a foreign country where it was 96 00:05:15,560 --> 00:05:19,520 Speaker 2: like the feelings of loneliness are emphasized in a foreign country. 97 00:05:20,080 --> 00:05:23,600 Speaker 2: But then midnight came, everybody was out. We had a babysitter, 98 00:05:23,680 --> 00:05:26,679 Speaker 2: so everyone was out celebrating New Year's Eve in whatever 99 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:30,360 Speaker 2: German city we were, and we had some German babysitter, 100 00:05:30,760 --> 00:05:35,080 Speaker 2: and then midnight came and the fucking town went like 101 00:05:35,240 --> 00:05:38,839 Speaker 2: ape shit like I've never it was just constant fireworks, 102 00:05:38,839 --> 00:05:41,000 Speaker 2: like we're up. We were like on a second floor 103 00:05:41,200 --> 00:05:42,680 Speaker 2: and there was like a sliding glass door and we 104 00:05:42,720 --> 00:05:46,560 Speaker 2: opened it and it was just fireworks for hours. And 105 00:05:46,600 --> 00:05:49,240 Speaker 2: I was just like, oh, this is like this is a. 106 00:05:49,160 --> 00:05:52,560 Speaker 3: Thing, yes, yes, a true rager. 107 00:05:52,880 --> 00:05:55,039 Speaker 2: Yeah. And I was like, oh, I cannot wait to 108 00:05:55,120 --> 00:05:56,159 Speaker 2: celebrate this. 109 00:05:57,160 --> 00:05:59,840 Speaker 3: You're stopping at the airport, you're smoking cigarettes, you're looking 110 00:05:59,880 --> 00:06:02,560 Speaker 3: at playboys, you're going to your dad's house. You're seeing 111 00:06:02,640 --> 00:06:07,440 Speaker 3: more pyrotechnics than a young boy should that's wonderful. Oh, 112 00:06:07,520 --> 00:06:11,880 Speaker 3: I wanted to. So today I was running errands and 113 00:06:13,080 --> 00:06:16,279 Speaker 3: somebody cut me off, and I actually never I don't 114 00:06:16,320 --> 00:06:18,560 Speaker 3: really get road rage, like I'm pretty good about it, 115 00:06:18,560 --> 00:06:21,400 Speaker 3: but I want to. I want to suggest something in 116 00:06:21,480 --> 00:06:24,719 Speaker 3: the new year for the Banannimals for you too. So 117 00:06:24,839 --> 00:06:29,440 Speaker 3: what I do when somebody's yelling or pointing or screaming 118 00:06:29,480 --> 00:06:31,720 Speaker 3: from their car at me, or they flip me off, 119 00:06:31,839 --> 00:06:35,679 Speaker 3: especially when they give you the middle finger, I smile 120 00:06:35,839 --> 00:06:41,600 Speaker 3: and wave so enthusiastically, and it either a enrages them 121 00:06:41,680 --> 00:06:44,640 Speaker 3: to a point where I've won by so many miles, 122 00:06:45,560 --> 00:06:49,159 Speaker 3: or sometimes they crack and smile and way back. And 123 00:06:49,200 --> 00:06:51,480 Speaker 3: it happened to me on my windy little street today 124 00:06:51,960 --> 00:06:53,719 Speaker 3: and this guy came out with a trash can and 125 00:06:53,800 --> 00:06:55,920 Speaker 3: another person stopped their way and I stopped my way, 126 00:06:55,960 --> 00:06:58,280 Speaker 3: and then the asshole behind the other person cut through 127 00:06:58,320 --> 00:07:00,400 Speaker 3: us both like an asked turn to get around the both, 128 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:02,920 Speaker 3: and I kind of raised my hand like what are 129 00:07:02,920 --> 00:07:04,960 Speaker 3: you doing, and he gave me the finger and then 130 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:08,760 Speaker 3: I just went and he was like, bist. And I 131 00:07:08,880 --> 00:07:11,160 Speaker 3: was like, that's how you win. You kill him with kindness, 132 00:07:11,160 --> 00:07:13,360 Speaker 3: because if you flip them off. Then you both just 133 00:07:13,440 --> 00:07:16,560 Speaker 3: mumble to yourself and nobody wins. So banan animals. If 134 00:07:16,560 --> 00:07:18,360 Speaker 3: you don't know what to do in that situation and 135 00:07:18,400 --> 00:07:20,600 Speaker 3: somebody's yelling at you for something you didn't do, just 136 00:07:20,640 --> 00:07:23,360 Speaker 3: smile and wave like you are the happiest, like a 137 00:07:23,400 --> 00:07:28,320 Speaker 3: puppy on Christmas morn, a golden retriever just wagging its tail. 138 00:07:28,480 --> 00:07:31,080 Speaker 3: Just wave and smile at them, and they it will 139 00:07:31,120 --> 00:07:31,760 Speaker 3: ruin their day. 140 00:07:31,920 --> 00:07:35,280 Speaker 2: It'll cross It'll just cross their wires, you know, because 141 00:07:35,280 --> 00:07:39,600 Speaker 2: that fucking that that road ridge shit is so lizard 142 00:07:39,720 --> 00:07:43,320 Speaker 2: brain brid shit, you know. And when you and if 143 00:07:43,320 --> 00:07:46,000 Speaker 2: you just give that response back, it is just like 144 00:07:46,040 --> 00:07:48,320 Speaker 2: an interruption, an immediate interruption of like. 145 00:07:48,320 --> 00:07:49,560 Speaker 3: What wa huh? 146 00:07:49,680 --> 00:07:52,080 Speaker 2: Either you go deeper in because you're just like not 147 00:07:52,400 --> 00:07:55,720 Speaker 2: intelligent enough to yeah, or you or it would just 148 00:07:55,720 --> 00:07:56,840 Speaker 2: like shock you out of it. 149 00:07:57,240 --> 00:07:59,840 Speaker 3: Yeah, But then you like, I feel better because then 150 00:07:59,880 --> 00:08:02,720 Speaker 3: I I didn't do anything. Then I'm having fun. I'm 151 00:08:02,760 --> 00:08:05,680 Speaker 3: over here waving like a crazy person and like smiling. 152 00:08:05,720 --> 00:08:07,200 Speaker 3: Then I just turned the radioup a little bit more 153 00:08:07,200 --> 00:08:10,040 Speaker 3: and I'm having a great day. So I highly recommend it. 154 00:08:10,120 --> 00:08:13,840 Speaker 3: Don't buy into their anger, Yeah, don't match anger with anger, 155 00:08:13,920 --> 00:08:16,160 Speaker 3: light them up with happiness, and win the argument. 156 00:08:17,360 --> 00:08:18,800 Speaker 2: Be the absurd Jesus. 157 00:08:20,080 --> 00:08:25,200 Speaker 3: Yes, he walked underwater, but facing down was really complicated. 158 00:08:25,680 --> 00:08:30,880 Speaker 2: He walked just legs up, head in the water, just 159 00:08:31,040 --> 00:08:33,560 Speaker 2: butt and legs out of the water. Is amazing. 160 00:08:34,320 --> 00:08:39,000 Speaker 3: Yes, that's him. That's the absurd Jesus. Okay, dookie, here's 161 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:44,160 Speaker 3: a confession. Okay, here's a confession. Something that only God 162 00:08:44,200 --> 00:08:48,760 Speaker 3: and I know about is that John Mullaney made me 163 00:08:48,840 --> 00:08:53,040 Speaker 3: realize I wasn't fully gay during quarantine. I was really 164 00:08:53,160 --> 00:08:56,360 Speaker 3: questioning my sexuality and then I watched a John Mullaney 165 00:08:56,360 --> 00:08:59,640 Speaker 3: special and I developed an unexpected crush on him, And 166 00:08:59,679 --> 00:09:02,920 Speaker 3: that's how I know I'm not completely gay. 167 00:09:03,520 --> 00:09:03,960 Speaker 2: Wow. 168 00:09:04,400 --> 00:09:07,880 Speaker 3: So after that I thought I was straight, but then 169 00:09:08,080 --> 00:09:12,440 Speaker 3: I developed feelings for Leela from Futurama. So now I 170 00:09:12,440 --> 00:09:14,560 Speaker 3: guess I'm somewhere between gay and straight. 171 00:09:14,880 --> 00:09:24,319 Speaker 2: And you're a are a Cyclops cartoon woman and John mulaney. Yeah, 172 00:09:24,480 --> 00:09:27,520 Speaker 2: it's well, you're a beautiful person exactly. 173 00:09:27,800 --> 00:09:32,560 Speaker 3: You are not absolved, you are encouraged. Love is a spectrum. 174 00:09:33,400 --> 00:09:37,800 Speaker 3: Nobody is just one thing good for you. I know. 175 00:09:37,880 --> 00:09:40,920 Speaker 3: That's so funny. Not only do I like a straight 176 00:09:40,960 --> 00:09:43,679 Speaker 3: white male comedian. I also like a one eyed alien 177 00:09:44,040 --> 00:09:46,960 Speaker 3: that's animated on a show that somehow gets brought back 178 00:09:46,960 --> 00:09:49,280 Speaker 3: and canceled and brought back and canceled more than any 179 00:09:49,320 --> 00:09:53,960 Speaker 3: other show in history. Former bad friend. Here in my 180 00:09:54,080 --> 00:09:57,480 Speaker 3: mid teens to early twenties, I would deliberately hook up 181 00:09:57,520 --> 00:10:01,320 Speaker 3: with each of my friend's ex boyfriend because of them 182 00:10:01,400 --> 00:10:05,199 Speaker 3: being off limits made it that much sweeter. Wow, I 183 00:10:05,240 --> 00:10:07,800 Speaker 3: am not friends with any of those people anymore. Yeah, 184 00:10:07,880 --> 00:10:11,200 Speaker 3: I bet you aren't because they were shitty. Anyways, love 185 00:10:11,280 --> 00:10:16,960 Speaker 3: the podcast, good for you? 186 00:10:17,200 --> 00:10:20,479 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, the Forbidden The Forbidden fruit tastes the sweetest. 187 00:10:20,559 --> 00:10:23,240 Speaker 2: We understand you're absolved. 188 00:10:23,280 --> 00:10:25,480 Speaker 3: You were young. Don't do it anymore. Don't hurt your 189 00:10:25,520 --> 00:10:31,679 Speaker 3: friend's feelings, but you're absolved. Absolved. Last holiday season, I 190 00:10:31,800 --> 00:10:35,160 Speaker 3: took my boss's car to drop off a bunch of 191 00:10:35,240 --> 00:10:39,840 Speaker 3: packages at a UPS store. Okay, we're just Boss gave 192 00:10:39,880 --> 00:10:42,319 Speaker 3: me the car. We're going to UPS store, right classic. 193 00:10:42,440 --> 00:10:46,520 Speaker 3: I work for somebody job description. It was in a 194 00:10:46,559 --> 00:10:49,679 Speaker 3: strip mall with a restaurant that had outdoor seating, and 195 00:10:49,760 --> 00:10:53,280 Speaker 3: despite my boss's car having a backup camera, I still 196 00:10:53,320 --> 00:10:56,320 Speaker 3: managed to hit the corner of another car's bumper with 197 00:10:56,679 --> 00:11:01,920 Speaker 3: my boss's rear bumper. There were maybe twenty years so witnesses, 198 00:11:02,800 --> 00:11:07,600 Speaker 3: so I naturally panicked and took off. I buffed out 199 00:11:07,640 --> 00:11:10,440 Speaker 3: the minor scrape with my jeans and some water. Awesome. 200 00:11:10,679 --> 00:11:11,120 Speaker 2: Awesome. 201 00:11:11,559 --> 00:11:15,400 Speaker 3: She never noticed or mentioned it, and I've never literally 202 00:11:15,600 --> 00:11:18,360 Speaker 3: told anybody about this until now. 203 00:11:18,679 --> 00:11:21,959 Speaker 2: Ah, that's a great I like the fact that we 204 00:11:22,440 --> 00:11:27,520 Speaker 2: first off, you're absolved so minor, so minor happens, accents happen. 205 00:11:27,920 --> 00:11:31,359 Speaker 2: But I love that you have trusted us with this information. 206 00:11:32,120 --> 00:11:33,200 Speaker 2: I appreciate that. 207 00:11:34,559 --> 00:11:37,160 Speaker 3: Yeah, I do too. Also, those kind of things happen. 208 00:11:37,240 --> 00:11:39,559 Speaker 3: I mean, obviously don't do hit and runs. But I 209 00:11:39,800 --> 00:11:42,960 Speaker 3: this brought up so many stories to me, Like the 210 00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:48,440 Speaker 3: first was on my first day of writing on Money 211 00:11:48,480 --> 00:11:51,000 Speaker 3: from Strangers in New York City. The way that that 212 00:11:51,080 --> 00:11:54,120 Speaker 3: show worked was there were two production vans. There are 213 00:11:54,160 --> 00:11:56,720 Speaker 3: two eighteen passenger vans that would drive around and park 214 00:11:56,760 --> 00:11:58,840 Speaker 3: outside of the businesses we were going to shoot in. 215 00:11:59,320 --> 00:12:02,920 Speaker 3: And on the first day there was a PA who 216 00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:05,839 Speaker 3: was tasked with driving one of the vans named b K. 217 00:12:06,240 --> 00:12:09,120 Speaker 3: He's still a friend and he was backing into a 218 00:12:09,200 --> 00:12:11,719 Speaker 3: spot for the first game of the first episode of 219 00:12:11,800 --> 00:12:14,720 Speaker 3: the first new TV show, and he hit a Harley 220 00:12:14,840 --> 00:12:18,520 Speaker 3: Davidson and knocked it over completely and snapped the mirror off. 221 00:12:18,760 --> 00:12:23,360 Speaker 3: Oh now, I was the only person that saw it 222 00:12:23,440 --> 00:12:27,720 Speaker 3: besides him, and I said to him, BK, just drive 223 00:12:27,880 --> 00:12:30,200 Speaker 3: and he goes, yeah, I go, just drive and he 224 00:12:30,280 --> 00:12:32,840 Speaker 3: pulled out the spot and drove away and got another spot. 225 00:12:33,240 --> 00:12:36,040 Speaker 3: But his first day on a new job, his first 226 00:12:36,040 --> 00:12:39,040 Speaker 3: TV job, he knocked over a parked Harley Davidson and 227 00:12:39,200 --> 00:12:42,560 Speaker 3: snapped the mirror off. And I was like, you just go, buddy, 228 00:12:42,679 --> 00:12:45,400 Speaker 3: do not worry about it. And I stand by that. 229 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:49,319 Speaker 3: Oh oh oh god. 230 00:12:49,440 --> 00:12:51,200 Speaker 2: Yeah, he would have been fired immediately. 231 00:12:51,480 --> 00:12:53,160 Speaker 3: He would have absolutely, he. 232 00:12:53,160 --> 00:12:56,559 Speaker 2: Totally would have been fired. And then also that Harley 233 00:12:56,640 --> 00:12:59,800 Speaker 2: Davidson guy was probably crazy. 234 00:13:00,600 --> 00:13:03,559 Speaker 3: To have a Harley in Manhattan. That's crazy you are. 235 00:13:03,880 --> 00:13:06,120 Speaker 3: You want everybody to look at you for all the 236 00:13:06,160 --> 00:13:10,720 Speaker 3: wrong reasons, Like motorcycles out in beautiful places. I get it. 237 00:13:10,760 --> 00:13:12,360 Speaker 3: You want, you want the wind in your face, you 238 00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:15,520 Speaker 3: want to connect, you want to smell the smells, But uh, 239 00:13:16,040 --> 00:13:19,120 Speaker 3: in Manhattan, you're just an asshole if you have a motorcycle. 240 00:13:19,559 --> 00:13:22,960 Speaker 3: That's my point of view. Here's another one that I 241 00:13:22,960 --> 00:13:26,280 Speaker 3: think you'll like. Saw a friend of a friend sell 242 00:13:26,320 --> 00:13:29,800 Speaker 3: her art at a local vendor market, except one of 243 00:13:29,840 --> 00:13:33,760 Speaker 3: her pieces was a carbon copy of a relatively well 244 00:13:33,800 --> 00:13:39,079 Speaker 3: known cartoonist's art. The acquaintance had plopped her own signature 245 00:13:39,120 --> 00:13:42,720 Speaker 3: on it, too, so I reported her to the cartoonist. 246 00:13:43,160 --> 00:13:47,439 Speaker 3: I cannot and will not stand by copyright infringement, even 247 00:13:47,480 --> 00:13:50,720 Speaker 3: if that makes me a bad friend. How about that? 248 00:13:53,880 --> 00:13:56,959 Speaker 2: I really I desperately want to know what cartoonist was it, 249 00:13:57,760 --> 00:13:58,960 Speaker 2: and like, what. 250 00:13:58,720 --> 00:13:59,559 Speaker 3: Was it that? 251 00:14:00,120 --> 00:14:02,040 Speaker 2: I want the juicy details, you know. 252 00:14:02,160 --> 00:14:04,640 Speaker 3: I know, I wonder if it'll I wonder if it'll 253 00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:09,199 Speaker 3: reveal who this anonymous banana was if we had more details. 254 00:14:09,200 --> 00:14:11,440 Speaker 3: But you're absolved and you maybe did the right thing. 255 00:14:11,520 --> 00:14:14,040 Speaker 3: Like yeah, Also, the idea sucks. 256 00:14:14,360 --> 00:14:21,240 Speaker 2: My My new favorite like little comics artist is this guy, 257 00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:25,920 Speaker 2: Ash Pearlman. Everybody should follow him on Instagram. But one 258 00:14:25,960 --> 00:14:28,440 Speaker 2: of his he just does single pain like New Yorker 259 00:14:28,560 --> 00:14:32,880 Speaker 2: style comics, and they're all great jokes. He's very, very funny. 260 00:14:33,120 --> 00:14:34,880 Speaker 2: But the one that I love the most is It's 261 00:14:34,920 --> 00:14:38,040 Speaker 2: too It's a Wild West saloon. Two cowboys are like 262 00:14:38,120 --> 00:14:41,760 Speaker 2: facing off to each other, okay, and uh and the 263 00:14:41,920 --> 00:14:44,200 Speaker 2: and the the thing underneath it says, hey, do you 264 00:14:44,240 --> 00:14:47,360 Speaker 2: want to take this? O? U T S I D E. 265 00:14:47,840 --> 00:14:51,280 Speaker 2: And then you look around and every other patron is 266 00:14:51,320 --> 00:14:51,720 Speaker 2: a dog. 267 00:14:53,280 --> 00:15:00,720 Speaker 3: That's good. That's really good. That is so good. Oh man, 268 00:15:00,840 --> 00:15:04,080 Speaker 3: I love it. That's uh. Do you have to do 269 00:15:04,120 --> 00:15:05,920 Speaker 3: that with your kids and your dog? Like do you 270 00:15:05,920 --> 00:15:08,800 Speaker 3: have to say out or whatever like all the times 271 00:15:09,080 --> 00:15:12,080 Speaker 3: or snack or whatever you have to do around your kids. 272 00:15:12,080 --> 00:15:15,240 Speaker 3: Olive's so smart now she could probably outspell you, but. 273 00:15:15,280 --> 00:15:19,560 Speaker 2: She doesn't pay attention enough. So Olive Olive won't. She's 274 00:15:19,560 --> 00:15:24,080 Speaker 2: never paying attention because she's never listening. And the dog 275 00:15:24,560 --> 00:15:27,600 Speaker 2: now knows if I see dog, the dog knows what 276 00:15:27,720 --> 00:15:31,320 Speaker 2: dog is. If I say Z and W, she knows 277 00:15:31,320 --> 00:15:33,040 Speaker 2: what it is. So it's like the old. The dog 278 00:15:33,120 --> 00:15:36,120 Speaker 2: is almost more difficult to trick then, because the dog 279 00:15:36,320 --> 00:15:39,720 Speaker 2: is annoying when you know, when it hears the word 280 00:15:39,800 --> 00:15:41,600 Speaker 2: that it wants to hear, when she hears the word 281 00:15:41,680 --> 00:15:44,080 Speaker 2: she wants to hear, whereas like with Olive and stuff 282 00:15:44,080 --> 00:15:47,800 Speaker 2: like that, it's more like, nah, she's there's nothing really 283 00:15:47,800 --> 00:15:49,240 Speaker 2: we can keep from her anymore. 284 00:15:49,560 --> 00:15:52,120 Speaker 3: Yeah, she is love that age. I get that. Yeah, 285 00:15:52,280 --> 00:15:55,120 Speaker 3: do you guys do did you do a real tree 286 00:15:55,200 --> 00:15:57,920 Speaker 3: or a plastic tree. Do you do real tree? Baby? Yeah, 287 00:15:58,000 --> 00:15:58,440 Speaker 3: that's fun. 288 00:15:58,520 --> 00:15:59,520 Speaker 2: Yeah, it's already up. 289 00:15:59,640 --> 00:16:01,120 Speaker 3: We got a big, beautiful one. 290 00:16:01,480 --> 00:16:06,760 Speaker 2: Christmas trees is expensive this year, man, Yeah, is crazy. 291 00:16:07,480 --> 00:16:10,120 Speaker 3: But there's a new phenomenon where this one farm is 292 00:16:10,200 --> 00:16:14,440 Speaker 3: painting them purple. They're selling purple Christmas trees. We got 293 00:16:14,440 --> 00:16:15,840 Speaker 3: it a couple of times for the main feet, but 294 00:16:15,840 --> 00:16:18,400 Speaker 3: there's no real story. It's just like photos of this 295 00:16:18,440 --> 00:16:21,120 Speaker 3: one farm that paint from when they're little. They use 296 00:16:21,200 --> 00:16:24,400 Speaker 3: this non toxic paint and that people. It is so 297 00:16:24,600 --> 00:16:28,200 Speaker 3: weird that there are upside down fake Christmas trees. I 298 00:16:28,240 --> 00:16:32,680 Speaker 3: don't know if you've seen those Google upside down Christmas tree. 299 00:16:32,720 --> 00:16:35,360 Speaker 3: At some point it is exactly what you're picturing, and 300 00:16:35,400 --> 00:16:38,720 Speaker 3: it's it's like crazy. It's like, guys, it's okay if 301 00:16:38,760 --> 00:16:41,800 Speaker 3: things are just just simple and what they're think. But 302 00:16:41,880 --> 00:16:44,080 Speaker 3: now there's this place that's painting them purple, which is 303 00:16:44,080 --> 00:16:47,280 Speaker 3: you know, I could, I don't know. I think it's nice. 304 00:16:47,320 --> 00:16:50,240 Speaker 3: But next year I'm going to get one. I'm going 305 00:16:50,280 --> 00:16:53,080 Speaker 3: to be in LA next year and I'm going to 306 00:16:53,160 --> 00:16:55,120 Speaker 3: get one of the ones that still has the roots, 307 00:16:55,200 --> 00:16:57,800 Speaker 3: the bulb plant and put it on my deck in 308 00:16:57,880 --> 00:16:59,840 Speaker 3: decorade so you can see it from the highway and 309 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:02,360 Speaker 3: stuff like that the valley and then I'm going to 310 00:17:02,400 --> 00:17:07,840 Speaker 3: carry it into a lesion park and plant it. We'll 311 00:17:07,920 --> 00:17:09,680 Speaker 3: have to name it. Maybe we'll do a little pole 312 00:17:09,800 --> 00:17:12,399 Speaker 3: on our on our bananas Instagram and be like, what 313 00:17:12,480 --> 00:17:13,840 Speaker 3: should we name this tree? 314 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:16,479 Speaker 2: How about we call it won't make it through the summer? 315 00:17:18,680 --> 00:17:22,719 Speaker 3: That's right, fire hazard? This is little fire hazard your 316 00:17:22,760 --> 00:17:27,920 Speaker 3: box speaking this one, I'm glad I'm sending us home 317 00:17:27,960 --> 00:17:30,840 Speaker 3: because it is. There are many sides to take on 318 00:17:30,880 --> 00:17:35,760 Speaker 3: this one. Only me and God know about me putting 319 00:17:35,800 --> 00:17:38,600 Speaker 3: hot sauce in one of my roommate's bottles of lotion 320 00:17:38,840 --> 00:17:44,160 Speaker 3: because they'd masturbate in the common area. We asked him, 321 00:17:44,680 --> 00:17:48,080 Speaker 3: We asked them repeatedly to stop because we didn't like 322 00:17:48,119 --> 00:17:50,040 Speaker 3: that we'd have to deal with. Oh, it is a guy, 323 00:17:50,160 --> 00:17:53,880 Speaker 3: okay with his pants on the ground and a dick 324 00:17:53,920 --> 00:17:55,880 Speaker 3: in the hand when we're just walking through the house 325 00:17:55,880 --> 00:17:59,360 Speaker 3: with groce trees. This isn't say this is the other 326 00:17:59,400 --> 00:18:02,679 Speaker 3: guy is not absolved, but also this guy. This is 327 00:18:02,800 --> 00:18:06,199 Speaker 3: one of the most controversial ones we've ever done. Oh, 328 00:18:06,280 --> 00:18:09,040 Speaker 3: roommates from hell. Good fences make good neighbors. 329 00:18:09,600 --> 00:18:12,840 Speaker 2: So the hot sauce in the lotion that the guy 330 00:18:12,920 --> 00:18:13,880 Speaker 2: used to jerk off with. 331 00:18:13,920 --> 00:18:17,000 Speaker 3: And it worked, and it worked, it cooked the guy's 332 00:18:17,080 --> 00:18:17,560 Speaker 3: ding dong. 333 00:18:17,760 --> 00:18:20,959 Speaker 2: So I mean jerking off in the main area is 334 00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:21,840 Speaker 2: so fucked up. 335 00:18:22,400 --> 00:18:25,639 Speaker 3: Go to jail, I say, that's disgusting. Don't do that. 336 00:18:25,800 --> 00:18:28,959 Speaker 2: Well, he went to He went to to Cayenne pepper 337 00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:29,920 Speaker 2: on your dick, jail. 338 00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:35,360 Speaker 3: Yeah, that's that's gonna hurt. That's that's gonna leave the mark. Anyways, 339 00:18:35,400 --> 00:18:37,760 Speaker 3: for all your beautiful bananimals. If this in fact is 340 00:18:37,800 --> 00:18:40,760 Speaker 3: the first minisode of twenty twenty three, thanks for listening. 341 00:18:40,800 --> 00:18:42,879 Speaker 3: Thanks for listening to the main pod. 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