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Speaker 3: Yes, it is to we do that on the show,

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Speaker 2: Ask someone a question. It's all fake. It's all fake,

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Speaker 2: How we all wear masks. There's an element of artifice

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Speaker 1: The ability to imagine, to create, to fantasize has kind

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Speaker 2: Is that what you mean? Jesse? I was just thinking,

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Speaker 4: Not because I will say, your haircut that day and

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Speaker 4: The barber's like, this looks pretty cut. I'm not even

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Speaker 4: Yeah, wait, yeah, isn't that That's a famous thing about

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Speaker 4: So this is the charity that you're This is the

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Speaker 5: Kind of But if if we can be honest, after

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Speaker 3: And that's what the so part of the tip is

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Speaker 5: So it's not as damn it was wholesome.

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Speaker 4: this isn't a tip. This is actually what yeah, that

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Speaker 1: It's hush money. At that point it becomes hush money.

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Speaker 1: It's a payoff.

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Speaker 4: And is this is your uh, your big trash pick up?

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Speaker 1: Well, it's so interesting because you know they say one

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Speaker 1: And Jesse sees that and in this really beautiful like

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Speaker 2: Hey, free hair. Well do you know free hair?

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Speaker 5: I can't wait to masturbate on that.

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Speaker 2: So he's doing that, he's I mean, it's this guy

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Speaker 1: You did, it would be within your rights because you're

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Speaker 4: And in general, like this isn't one of those shows

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Speaker 4: Like this isn't like serious xcent like Raw Dog Radio

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Speaker 4: This is my fault for asking what Jesse had been

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we knew that, we knew we had given Mike

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Speaker 1: file for unemployment from Earwolf even though you're making even

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Speaker 1: more money? Yeah, now just fleecing Hayes and Eye for

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Speaker 1: Like that's not like that, Like it's it's them or me, man,

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Speaker 1: Like that's a pool I paid into it. I'm like, right,

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I have the same thing with Ackerman as well. I mean,

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Speaker 2: That's not me jerking my prick off. I just it doesn't.

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Speaker 2: It doesn't matter to me.

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Speaker 4: It's you, guys, because you, like you again, you think

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Speaker 4: when you do it, so like you, you don't you

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Speaker 4: you talk about it. What you talk about jerking off

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Speaker 4: while you're jerking off? Oh that's interesting, you know. I'm

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Speaker 4: just like, I've distick, Mike. Can you get in here?

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Speaker 2: For God's sake, I'm trying to get on that. That

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Speaker 3: Actually, if you do, Mike's been Mike's been getting in here.

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Speaker 2: But we're back, we're back in the raw dog area.

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Speaker 1: And I really don't want to get I really don't

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Speaker 2: To make it feel sexy.

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Speaker 2: It's not not a problem for me at all.

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Speaker 4: So you also do that. I think that you were

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Speaker 4: Some of Kevin's like financial practices, filing for a stimulus

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Speaker 2: I'm not in that financial world.

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Speaker 1: When he told me he was filing for like a

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Speaker 4: Bought a freaking rollie with with the payroll protection they

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Speaker 4: You say good luck stealing it, but that it's easy.

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Speaker 4: I don't understand stolen.

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Speaker 3: Is me, So it'll be gone.

443
00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:01,000
Speaker 1: It'll disappear even if you're waiting, even if you're like

444
00:22:01,240 --> 00:22:04,639
Speaker 1: hiding in Kevin's garage, just like prime to pounce on it.

445
00:22:04,840 --> 00:22:05,119
Speaker 3: Yeah.

446
00:22:05,520 --> 00:22:08,960
Speaker 2: But like the second he turns off his audio, who

447
00:22:09,080 --> 00:22:09,360
Speaker 2: was that?

448
00:22:09,480 --> 00:22:14,480
Speaker 3: Was that? Jesse? Well this said? I said, yeah, yeah,

449
00:22:14,520 --> 00:22:18,600
Speaker 3: I said yeah, okay, did that come through? I heard something.

450
00:22:18,600 --> 00:22:20,840
Speaker 3: It's just like something just.

451
00:22:20,760 --> 00:22:22,880
Speaker 5: Like a don't say good luck to the guy who's

452
00:22:22,880 --> 00:22:24,800
Speaker 5: going to steal something from you. He doesn't need good

453
00:22:24,880 --> 00:22:25,960
Speaker 5: luck to steal from you.

454
00:22:26,040 --> 00:22:29,640
Speaker 2: He's he's gonna try, he's gonna try, he's gonna try.

455
00:22:29,720 --> 00:22:31,919
Speaker 2: We'll see what happens. I think we'll see what happens

456
00:22:31,920 --> 00:22:32,240
Speaker 2: with him.

457
00:22:32,240 --> 00:22:35,240
Speaker 4: And do you want to introduce I mean, like I

458
00:22:35,280 --> 00:22:38,200
Speaker 4: feel like I know Jesse as well as I'm ever

459
00:22:38,280 --> 00:22:40,639
Speaker 4: going to at this point, Jesse, do you want to

460
00:22:40,720 --> 00:22:44,520
Speaker 4: kind of like introduce Mike to us, just like tell

461
00:22:44,600 --> 00:22:47,199
Speaker 4: us about your friends? This is like, this is my

462
00:22:47,240 --> 00:22:51,040
Speaker 4: first time. Like I mean I did, uh your Kickstarter sucks.

463
00:22:51,040 --> 00:22:54,760
Speaker 4: We didn't of course talk about Kickstarter at all, didn't

464
00:22:54,800 --> 00:22:56,480
Speaker 4: do anything, no segments.

465
00:22:57,320 --> 00:22:57,879
Speaker 3: Uh.

466
00:22:58,280 --> 00:23:03,119
Speaker 2: We just I don't actually remember anything about it. You

467
00:23:03,160 --> 00:23:04,200
Speaker 2: don't remember doing it.

468
00:23:04,119 --> 00:23:05,800
Speaker 3: Do you? No?

469
00:23:05,880 --> 00:23:07,879
Speaker 4: I don't the answer. I don't, but I know that

470
00:23:07,920 --> 00:23:12,600
Speaker 4: I did. And it wasn't the form to like get

471
00:23:12,640 --> 00:23:14,879
Speaker 4: to know more about Mike. And I feel like you're

472
00:23:14,920 --> 00:23:18,000
Speaker 4: the guy to kind of like tell us about you know.

473
00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:22,000
Speaker 2: Well, Mike is my friend basically, so.

474
00:23:22,920 --> 00:23:23,840
Speaker 5: Just yeah, there you go.

475
00:23:24,280 --> 00:23:27,040
Speaker 3: Okay, that's he lives.

476
00:23:26,880 --> 00:23:31,960
Speaker 2: Around here, Okay, and he uh well he's on my

477
00:23:32,040 --> 00:23:33,480
Speaker 2: he does this, he does my show with me, he

478
00:23:33,480 --> 00:23:35,359
Speaker 2: does your Kickstarter, So he does the show with me,

479
00:23:35,640 --> 00:23:42,320
Speaker 2: my co he's my co host. About me, Mike, what else? Now,

480
00:23:42,480 --> 00:23:44,120
Speaker 2: hang on, there was something else. I'm gonna say something

481
00:23:44,119 --> 00:23:47,920
Speaker 2: else about you. This guy, Well, he's had a crazy

482
00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:50,600
Speaker 2: year and you don't want to don't mess with this guy.

483
00:23:50,640 --> 00:23:52,439
Speaker 3: That's the other thing. Okay, don't mess with him.

484
00:23:52,440 --> 00:23:57,080
Speaker 2: That's actually why I brought him, because yeah, if he's enforcer.

485
00:23:57,560 --> 00:24:00,520
Speaker 3: You brought him so nobody would mess with him.

486
00:24:00,600 --> 00:24:04,280
Speaker 5: Well yeah, so yeah, you can mess with him all

487
00:24:04,320 --> 00:24:04,640
Speaker 5: you want.

488
00:24:04,880 --> 00:24:07,560
Speaker 1: Just he know, feels like he's messing with you. It

489
00:24:07,560 --> 00:24:09,080
Speaker 1: feels like Mike has been messing.

490
00:24:08,840 --> 00:24:11,960
Speaker 2: With That's part of it, that's part of the plan.

491
00:24:12,320 --> 00:24:14,760
Speaker 3: And Jesse, he's been talking about you messing with yourself.

492
00:24:15,880 --> 00:24:17,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, well yeah, he's.

493
00:24:17,320 --> 00:24:21,880
Speaker 4: Been talking about that exclusively. He the exclusion of all

494
00:24:21,880 --> 00:24:22,520
Speaker 4: other content.

495
00:24:23,400 --> 00:24:25,280
Speaker 2: Sometimes he gets hold of something and it's hard to

496
00:24:25,280 --> 00:24:26,399
Speaker 2: sort of shake him loose of it.

497
00:24:26,840 --> 00:24:29,320
Speaker 3: And that's and that's also your situation as well.

498
00:24:29,560 --> 00:24:31,320
Speaker 1: Well, that's what it means. That's what he means by

499
00:24:31,400 --> 00:24:34,679
Speaker 1: dog boner. Eh, he's like a dog with a boner.

500
00:24:35,080 --> 00:24:36,520
Speaker 1: I don't know what he means. Mike, do you want

501
00:24:36,520 --> 00:24:37,040
Speaker 1: to speak to that?

502
00:24:37,320 --> 00:24:40,440
Speaker 5: No, I don't at Okay, nice to be here though, guys.

503
00:24:40,480 --> 00:24:42,399
Speaker 3: Thank you for you know, thank you.

504
00:24:42,520 --> 00:24:43,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's really nice.

505
00:24:43,840 --> 00:24:45,840
Speaker 1: I wish that would happen more throughout the show when

506
00:24:45,840 --> 00:24:47,600
Speaker 1: we when we're hosting.

507
00:24:47,960 --> 00:24:51,000
Speaker 4: The let's talk about the show. I mean, yeah, Sean,

508
00:24:51,040 --> 00:24:51,919
Speaker 4: you can say like that.

509
00:24:52,040 --> 00:24:53,560
Speaker 1: No, I was going to say the thing I really

510
00:24:53,600 --> 00:24:59,800
Speaker 1: wanted to discuss was your show such a funny idea

511
00:25:00,280 --> 00:25:06,199
Speaker 1: And where did this come from to be clowning on

512
00:25:07,640 --> 00:25:12,680
Speaker 1: just Kickstarter's asses and be completely merciless And where did

513
00:25:12,680 --> 00:25:14,439
Speaker 1: you when did you first realize you were funny? And

514
00:25:14,480 --> 00:25:17,560
Speaker 1: how did you become so ruthless? And are there any

515
00:25:17,600 --> 00:25:19,200
Speaker 1: sacred cows left in comedy?

516
00:25:20,640 --> 00:25:26,000
Speaker 2: Please to walk me through this the oh no, no

517
00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:27,520
Speaker 2: no no no no no no no no no.

518
00:25:27,520 --> 00:25:31,159
Speaker 5: I think no, I think you want to and you

519
00:25:31,160 --> 00:25:32,359
Speaker 5: will go ahead and do it.

520
00:25:32,560 --> 00:25:35,080
Speaker 2: Just what we're doing, what we're doing right now is

521
00:25:35,119 --> 00:25:38,959
Speaker 2: we are living in a nightmare of Sean and Hayes'

522
00:25:39,040 --> 00:25:44,040
Speaker 2: making where they wasn't my idea, They don't want but

523
00:25:44,160 --> 00:25:46,320
Speaker 2: this is a projection of your pathology.

524
00:25:46,359 --> 00:25:48,400
Speaker 4: You don't want to be forced. Okay, I just want

525
00:25:48,440 --> 00:25:50,720
Speaker 4: to say I did feel I didn't do any of that.

526
00:25:50,920 --> 00:25:52,560
Speaker 4: Like people were like, do you want to do this?

527
00:25:52,600 --> 00:25:55,480
Speaker 4: And I was like, yes, sure you're but you're the

528
00:25:55,480 --> 00:25:58,800
Speaker 4: grand architect, are you not? I mean, did I like

529
00:25:58,920 --> 00:26:02,119
Speaker 4: set in motion this this like piece of work that

530
00:26:02,160 --> 00:26:05,960
Speaker 4: has like, yes, honestly taken on a life of its

531
00:26:06,480 --> 00:26:09,040
Speaker 4: own like and become something that is so important to

532
00:26:09,080 --> 00:26:09,640
Speaker 4: so many people.

533
00:26:09,720 --> 00:26:12,520
Speaker 3: Yeah? Absolutely, But did I did I want to do this? Today?

534
00:26:12,840 --> 00:26:15,679
Speaker 4: No, I'm fine doing it, but it's not like what

535
00:26:15,960 --> 00:26:18,359
Speaker 4: I I didn't mean.

536
00:26:18,560 --> 00:26:20,600
Speaker 1: If we want to look back at the minutes, like

537
00:26:20,760 --> 00:26:25,160
Speaker 1: I actually was about twenty minutes late and wasn't even

538
00:26:25,200 --> 00:26:29,800
Speaker 1: aware the show was happening and actually tried to just

539
00:26:29,880 --> 00:26:31,639
Speaker 1: come on and say, hey, I really don't feel like

540
00:26:31,680 --> 00:26:32,119
Speaker 1: doing this.

541
00:26:33,880 --> 00:26:36,479
Speaker 4: I just want to at on that initial you can

542
00:26:36,520 --> 00:26:38,280
Speaker 4: say whatever you were going to say, but like that

543
00:26:38,440 --> 00:26:42,000
Speaker 4: that first part was like absolutely totally was fake.

544
00:26:42,280 --> 00:26:46,119
Speaker 2: But I can continue. You said, oh, yeah, okay, I

545
00:26:46,160 --> 00:26:49,480
Speaker 2: don't want to explain what I do or who I

546
00:26:49,520 --> 00:26:52,639
Speaker 2: am or why I do it. I think probably in

547
00:26:52,720 --> 00:26:54,439
Speaker 2: the same way that you get. I feel like we

548
00:26:54,560 --> 00:26:56,440
Speaker 2: feel the same way on this. If I can bring

549
00:26:56,480 --> 00:26:58,879
Speaker 2: you guys into the circle a little bit, I think you.

550
00:26:59,080 --> 00:27:01,960
Speaker 2: I think you also don't want to talk about what

551
00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:03,200
Speaker 2: you think about what you do.

552
00:27:03,400 --> 00:27:05,840
Speaker 3: I'm a professional podcaster. I love what I do. I

553
00:27:05,880 --> 00:27:09,320
Speaker 3: love sharing my experiences with my audience.

554
00:27:09,359 --> 00:27:13,280
Speaker 1: I connecting with my fans, and this life yeah, incredibly

555
00:27:13,359 --> 00:27:18,080
Speaker 1: intimate way people have been kind enough to invite me

556
00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:22,040
Speaker 1: into their ears, whether it be on a long commute

557
00:27:22,640 --> 00:27:24,040
Speaker 1: with a loved one.

558
00:27:24,640 --> 00:27:27,400
Speaker 4: And we've got to travel the country, just like meeting

559
00:27:27,840 --> 00:27:30,280
Speaker 4: people that like we sort of feel like we already

560
00:27:30,359 --> 00:27:34,560
Speaker 4: know through that like in this space wouldn't be for anything.

561
00:27:36,720 --> 00:27:42,159
Speaker 4: And I've got the options, so I mean, yeah, like

562
00:27:43,600 --> 00:27:47,239
Speaker 4: I the issue for me is like we would have

563
00:27:47,520 --> 00:27:48,119
Speaker 4: I could talk.

564
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:50,680
Speaker 3: About it all day long. It's that like.

565
00:27:53,240 --> 00:27:55,960
Speaker 2: Show is Yeah, you know, yeah, and it's the same

566
00:27:55,960 --> 00:27:57,560
Speaker 2: for us. It's the same way for us as well.

567
00:27:57,840 --> 00:28:01,320
Speaker 3: So you do that, you're saying you also do that. Yeah,

568
00:28:01,720 --> 00:28:04,240
Speaker 3: you just said. You just said you don't want to

569
00:28:04,240 --> 00:28:05,359
Speaker 3: told us that you don't.

570
00:28:05,520 --> 00:28:08,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's the same. I mean, it's like looking into

571
00:28:08,359 --> 00:28:11,280
Speaker 2: a mirror with you, guys. I swear, Okay, you just

572
00:28:11,320 --> 00:28:13,679
Speaker 2: said it was different. You said, swear to god. I

573
00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:15,560
Speaker 2: swear to god. It's like I'm looking in the mirror.

574
00:28:15,680 --> 00:28:17,960
Speaker 1: I have to ask, Mike, is there something just off

575
00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:20,600
Speaker 1: camera happening for you? No?

576
00:28:20,760 --> 00:28:21,440
Speaker 5: Why, what's up?

577
00:28:21,920 --> 00:28:22,000
Speaker 4: No?

578
00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:26,080
Speaker 1: You just sort of a lot of times three these

579
00:28:26,160 --> 00:28:28,840
Speaker 1: long stretches where you're kind of looking off to the side,

580
00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:34,040
Speaker 1: are you and you doing some some laughing, And I go, damn,

581
00:28:34,080 --> 00:28:36,359
Speaker 1: if this guy's watching a funny cartoon on his phone

582
00:28:36,440 --> 00:28:39,479
Speaker 1: or another monitor or something, I gotta hear about it.

583
00:28:39,680 --> 00:28:41,760
Speaker 5: Yeah, I had some Looney Tunes pulled up.

584
00:28:43,080 --> 00:28:44,600
Speaker 2: Yes, what are we working with?

585
00:28:44,760 --> 00:28:45,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, I gotta I.

586
00:28:45,680 --> 00:28:47,080
Speaker 5: Gotta get my cat out of the office.

587
00:28:47,120 --> 00:28:49,400
Speaker 2: Hang on, you're just gonna you're gonna step away for

588
00:28:49,440 --> 00:28:49,800
Speaker 2: a second.

589
00:28:49,800 --> 00:28:55,560
Speaker 4: You said, stepway. It's fine, Jesse, It's cool for one second.

590
00:28:55,680 --> 00:28:58,080
Speaker 2: Ain't no big deal for me, brother. I'm just hanging.

591
00:28:58,800 --> 00:29:02,680
Speaker 2: I'm afraid I'll fall into the void. But yeah, no

592
00:29:02,840 --> 00:29:03,479
Speaker 2: problems here.

593
00:29:03,640 --> 00:29:03,880
Speaker 4: Gang.

594
00:29:03,960 --> 00:29:08,840
Speaker 2: Basically just wrapping up this crazy year. So hey, what's up?

595
00:29:08,960 --> 00:29:09,640
Speaker 3: Okay? He was just.

596
00:29:13,080 --> 00:29:16,200
Speaker 1: He's actually like energized, like he's completely refreshed.

597
00:29:16,240 --> 00:29:17,640
Speaker 2: I feel like I've got that.

598
00:29:17,800 --> 00:29:18,200
Speaker 3: Let's go.

599
00:29:19,480 --> 00:29:28,239
Speaker 2: This is this is nice. Yeah, let's talk about it.

600
00:29:28,320 --> 00:29:31,280
Speaker 2: What did you guys have in mind for the show.

601
00:29:31,240 --> 00:29:32,200
Speaker 3: We were going to talk about?

602
00:29:32,280 --> 00:29:34,040
Speaker 4: Like you, I mean, you were saying that you don't

603
00:29:34,040 --> 00:29:35,880
Speaker 4: want to talk about what your show is, but it's

604
00:29:35,880 --> 00:29:38,480
Speaker 4: all in the title. You're telling these guys that their

605
00:29:38,560 --> 00:29:44,560
Speaker 4: kickstarters absolutely suck. And we this can be I think

606
00:29:44,560 --> 00:29:47,360
Speaker 4: an introduction for some people. We have some audience overlap,

607
00:29:47,400 --> 00:29:49,320
Speaker 4: I'm sure, but there can be like some more people

608
00:29:50,880 --> 00:29:54,560
Speaker 4: that get to know the show. And I thought one

609
00:29:54,600 --> 00:29:57,600
Speaker 4: thing we could do is, like, so, Kevin, you did

610
00:29:57,600 --> 00:30:01,240
Speaker 4: some kind of like research, like you know, you Kevin

611
00:30:01,280 --> 00:30:03,680
Speaker 4: has been like, Kevin does a lot of prep for us,

612
00:30:03,720 --> 00:30:08,080
Speaker 4: and he did some research on like some of the work.

613
00:30:08,160 --> 00:30:10,760
Speaker 1: Kevin's always on his grind, and yeah, he was able

614
00:30:10,800 --> 00:30:16,000
Speaker 1: to collect some really cool stuff relating to your show

615
00:30:16,160 --> 00:30:18,680
Speaker 1: and get us all set up some of these kickstarters.

616
00:30:18,800 --> 00:30:22,880
Speaker 2: I guess that you have told they suck and told

617
00:30:22,920 --> 00:30:24,600
Speaker 2: them that how much they suck and why.

618
00:30:25,320 --> 00:30:25,480
Speaker 4: Uh.

619
00:30:26,160 --> 00:30:30,040
Speaker 1: I've actually had some responses that Kevin was able to

620
00:30:30,080 --> 00:30:32,800
Speaker 1: get a hold of, and we'd like to talk about

621
00:30:32,880 --> 00:30:34,880
Speaker 1: these products. Maybe you can say a little bit about

622
00:30:34,880 --> 00:30:36,480
Speaker 1: why you think they suck and then we can hear

623
00:30:36,520 --> 00:30:38,880
Speaker 1: from them and the real people behind them.

624
00:30:39,520 --> 00:30:42,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, and we do obviously if we do a lot

625
00:30:42,280 --> 00:30:43,880
Speaker 2: of the stuff as well. I mean sometimes we lift

626
00:30:43,960 --> 00:30:45,800
Speaker 2: up as well. It's not just I mean so sort

627
00:30:45,840 --> 00:30:47,520
Speaker 2: of the show as a misnomer, you know, I mean

628
00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:50,120
Speaker 2: Hollywood him book. Nobody would take you to task for

629
00:30:50,280 --> 00:30:53,000
Speaker 2: one episode not being about Hollywood. So if sometimes we

630
00:30:53,040 --> 00:30:56,600
Speaker 2: talk about something, this is the first one. This is

631
00:30:56,640 --> 00:30:57,200
Speaker 2: the first one.

632
00:30:57,480 --> 00:30:59,880
Speaker 1: And I'm terrified, and I'm terrible, and I feel like

633
00:30:59,880 --> 00:31:01,680
Speaker 1: this has been a betrayal to my fans.

634
00:31:03,080 --> 00:31:06,240
Speaker 3: And we did talk about going to the movies a

635
00:31:06,240 --> 00:31:07,160
Speaker 3: lot at the beginning.

636
00:31:07,200 --> 00:31:09,920
Speaker 1: Well, I had to be I had to be really

637
00:31:09,960 --> 00:31:12,160
Speaker 1: on my A game in terms of making sure that

638
00:31:12,200 --> 00:31:16,360
Speaker 1: the opening story was very much about Hollywood because they,

639
00:31:16,560 --> 00:31:19,760
Speaker 1: you know, everything else that we're doing today is couldn't

640
00:31:19,760 --> 00:31:20,400
Speaker 1: be further away.

641
00:31:21,840 --> 00:31:24,120
Speaker 5: Yeah, I thought the opening story was great.

642
00:31:24,160 --> 00:31:26,120
Speaker 4: I mean, maybe that's that's what I'm saying. I am

643
00:31:26,160 --> 00:31:27,640
Speaker 4: actually that's what I already said.

644
00:31:28,200 --> 00:31:31,239
Speaker 2: No one was saying it was bad ass, no one.

645
00:31:31,560 --> 00:31:33,160
Speaker 2: No one thought it was bad? Was that?

646
00:31:33,200 --> 00:31:33,600
Speaker 3: What was that?

647
00:31:36,120 --> 00:31:36,959
Speaker 2: Why would you say that?

648
00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:38,040
Speaker 3: Did you know something?

649
00:31:38,400 --> 00:31:41,960
Speaker 2: No, I'm I'm just upset with Mike. He doesn't That's fine.

650
00:31:42,080 --> 00:31:43,840
Speaker 2: I brought him in for a specific purpose, and it

651
00:31:43,840 --> 00:31:47,120
Speaker 2: feels like he's maybe just losing sight of the purpose.

652
00:31:47,120 --> 00:31:48,720
Speaker 2: And I don't know if it's the Looney Tunes thing

653
00:31:48,800 --> 00:31:50,239
Speaker 2: or if it's the cat again. I don't know if

654
00:31:50,240 --> 00:31:51,000
Speaker 2: the cat is doing.

655
00:31:50,840 --> 00:31:53,760
Speaker 5: Something get getting the stuff from from behind their back.

656
00:31:53,800 --> 00:31:56,560
Speaker 5: It makes no sense. It's larger than sometimes even the

657
00:31:56,640 --> 00:31:59,200
Speaker 5: character is the thing that they grab. I don't understand

658
00:31:59,240 --> 00:32:02,040
Speaker 5: how they're doing on your k Starter sucks?

659
00:32:02,040 --> 00:32:04,000
Speaker 4: We take Are you seeing me just like Mike? I

660
00:32:04,120 --> 00:32:07,160
Speaker 4: just like, are you seeing like what? No, don't just

661
00:32:07,200 --> 00:32:08,680
Speaker 4: like right now, are you seeing me?

662
00:32:09,600 --> 00:32:09,840
Speaker 5: Yeah?

663
00:32:09,920 --> 00:32:10,200
Speaker 4: Is it?

664
00:32:10,520 --> 00:32:11,760
Speaker 5: I have two monitors?

665
00:32:12,120 --> 00:32:12,400
Speaker 3: Okay?

666
00:32:12,440 --> 00:32:12,960
Speaker 5: Is that bad?

667
00:32:13,440 --> 00:32:14,520
Speaker 3: No, it's it's finny.

668
00:32:14,760 --> 00:32:18,400
Speaker 2: It's just like Andy does that. Actually I'm not really but.

669
00:32:19,600 --> 00:32:22,080
Speaker 3: It's just like it's so far over to.

670
00:32:22,240 --> 00:32:25,840
Speaker 5: Side here here I have a here we go. How's that?

671
00:32:25,880 --> 00:32:28,440
Speaker 3: You don't have to like you know, and now we

672
00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:33,080
Speaker 3: can see? No, take me, take down, take down the backdrop.

673
00:32:33,120 --> 00:32:36,560
Speaker 5: That's like you, I'm not going to take down the backdrop.

674
00:32:36,800 --> 00:32:39,520
Speaker 5: In minute thirty three of the podcast.

675
00:32:39,160 --> 00:32:39,480
Speaker 3: You'll do.

676
00:32:39,600 --> 00:32:42,080
Speaker 1: I liked it before, before I was able to pretend

677
00:32:42,160 --> 00:32:45,520
Speaker 1: that you were basically in a version of the afterlife

678
00:32:45,560 --> 00:32:50,400
Speaker 1: that was initially introduced during Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey,

679
00:32:50,600 --> 00:32:53,040
Speaker 1: where it was just kind of this infinite black ass

680
00:32:53,520 --> 00:32:55,760
Speaker 1: and you played board games with death.

681
00:32:57,000 --> 00:32:58,880
Speaker 2: Back to Hollywood, do you guys like those movies, the

682
00:32:58,920 --> 00:32:59,720
Speaker 2: Big Ted movies?

683
00:33:00,120 --> 00:33:00,640
Speaker 3: See something?

684
00:33:00,640 --> 00:33:05,360
Speaker 4: I haven't seen an unconventional flag back there. I just

685
00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:07,040
Speaker 4: got a little bit of a glimpse of it, of

686
00:33:07,120 --> 00:33:08,920
Speaker 4: like a flag that like sort of looks like a

687
00:33:08,960 --> 00:33:11,680
Speaker 4: distortion of the the US flag in some way that

688
00:33:11,840 --> 00:33:14,680
Speaker 4: was like significant, that's interesting.

689
00:33:15,960 --> 00:33:17,600
Speaker 5: I picked it up at the Capitol. I don't know

690
00:33:17,640 --> 00:33:19,240
Speaker 5: what I picked it up. I was at the Capitol

691
00:33:19,280 --> 00:33:20,640
Speaker 5: on though it was a laying on the ground. I'm

692
00:33:20,680 --> 00:33:22,760
Speaker 5: not gonna, you know, leave it there.

693
00:33:23,280 --> 00:33:24,760
Speaker 2: You were there selling snow cones.

694
00:33:26,160 --> 00:33:28,120
Speaker 5: No I was. I was rioting.

695
00:33:29,360 --> 00:33:36,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you're do you see you think that was

696
00:33:36,080 --> 00:33:36,920
Speaker 3: bad that you did that?

697
00:33:37,960 --> 00:33:41,560
Speaker 5: Yeah, looking back on it now, yeah, I don't know

698
00:33:41,600 --> 00:33:42,400
Speaker 5: what I was doing there.

699
00:33:42,520 --> 00:33:45,440
Speaker 3: Okay, still and now you're looking closer. But like that,

700
00:33:45,920 --> 00:33:46,240
Speaker 3: I was.

701
00:33:46,160 --> 00:33:48,600
Speaker 5: Looking at myself that time. I thought it would be

702
00:33:48,600 --> 00:33:52,800
Speaker 5: funny if I looked at the camera at myself. It

703
00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:56,560
Speaker 5: was for myself to make myself laugh.

704
00:33:58,240 --> 00:34:00,240
Speaker 2: It was funny.

705
00:33:59,520 --> 00:34:02,960
Speaker 4: Ken to share some of your research said this. I

706
00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:04,720
Speaker 4: didn't want I don't want to be there to be

707
00:34:04,760 --> 00:34:07,959
Speaker 4: this like huge gap between like us setting this up

708
00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:11,640
Speaker 4: and people be like what, like, I don't remember that.

709
00:34:12,320 --> 00:34:18,600
Speaker 6: Okay, we pulled a few kickstarters. Uh so, if anyone

710
00:34:18,640 --> 00:34:21,120
Speaker 6: aren't is not familiar with these, this one is called

711
00:34:21,160 --> 00:34:25,200
Speaker 6: the lickey brush, which lets cat owners participate in the

712
00:34:25,200 --> 00:34:25,799
Speaker 6: intimate life.

713
00:34:25,800 --> 00:34:28,160
Speaker 4: And let's say, I mean, like you cite your sources,

714
00:34:28,200 --> 00:34:31,040
Speaker 4: like these guys did press. These guys are like doing

715
00:34:31,120 --> 00:34:32,879
Speaker 4: real press, and.

716
00:34:32,920 --> 00:34:34,680
Speaker 6: This is from Business Insider.

717
00:34:35,520 --> 00:34:38,520
Speaker 4: These guys did Business Insider I look, I've got a

718
00:34:38,520 --> 00:34:40,719
Speaker 4: lot of friends who work for Business Insider, but I

719
00:34:40,760 --> 00:34:42,680
Speaker 4: don't you know, it's not.

720
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Speaker 3: It's not you didn't use those connections. I did.

721
00:34:46,280 --> 00:34:48,759
Speaker 2: I'm I'm my own man. I can make my own

722
00:34:48,840 --> 00:34:51,080
Speaker 2: way in this world. So it's not important to me

723
00:34:52,480 --> 00:35:01,320
Speaker 2: to do just anything anything just anything. Nothing is Kevin

724
00:35:01,360 --> 00:35:03,400
Speaker 2: take it away? Uh?

725
00:35:03,640 --> 00:35:04,600
Speaker 3: And and that's a list.

726
00:35:04,680 --> 00:35:07,600
Speaker 4: Well, what's the Business Insider article that these guys that

727
00:35:07,680 --> 00:35:08,359
Speaker 4: they got to do.

728
00:35:08,719 --> 00:35:12,200
Speaker 6: It's called the worst Kickstarter projects of all time, according

729
00:35:12,239 --> 00:35:16,640
Speaker 6: to two podcasters who call out the most egregious they.

730
00:35:16,520 --> 00:35:18,320
Speaker 3: And that's what they call them out.

731
00:35:18,960 --> 00:35:19,880
Speaker 2: They call their ass.

732
00:35:19,920 --> 00:35:22,040
Speaker 5: Yeah, we call him out, and we call them up.

733
00:35:22,080 --> 00:35:24,359
Speaker 5: We get these guys personal information and we call him

734
00:35:24,360 --> 00:35:26,239
Speaker 5: in the middle of the night. A lot of them,

735
00:35:26,520 --> 00:35:28,960
Speaker 5: we don't even ident lot of ourselves. We just uh,

736
00:35:29,560 --> 00:35:31,160
Speaker 5: you know, scare them a lot.

737
00:35:31,239 --> 00:35:31,520
Speaker 3: Wow.

738
00:35:31,800 --> 00:35:34,240
Speaker 4: And you said, and are you saying that they that

739
00:35:34,239 --> 00:35:35,960
Speaker 4: that that they sucks.

740
00:35:36,040 --> 00:35:37,719
Speaker 2: About their kickstart? Is it just you suck?

741
00:35:38,600 --> 00:35:41,400
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's uh, it can just be about anything.

742
00:35:41,920 --> 00:35:43,279
Speaker 2: Well, what's one of those phone calls?

743
00:35:43,320 --> 00:35:45,279
Speaker 1: Sound like I don't want to regret this, but like

744
00:35:45,320 --> 00:35:47,800
Speaker 1: so honestly, you know, my kickstarter sucks.

745
00:35:50,560 --> 00:35:51,120
Speaker 2: Wait, what is it?

746
00:35:51,160 --> 00:35:51,719
Speaker 3: Wait? What is it?

747
00:35:51,760 --> 00:35:54,560
Speaker 2: That's a big deal for us.

748
00:35:54,640 --> 00:35:57,080
Speaker 5: Yeah, we can't say it sucks if we don't know what.

749
00:35:57,040 --> 00:36:00,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, we don't know. It would be intellectually dishonest. Uh.

750
00:36:00,560 --> 00:36:10,600
Speaker 1: It's uh hygiene product, it's reusable uh huh uh booger collector,

751
00:36:11,239 --> 00:36:15,200
Speaker 1: and it looks it's custom made, and it looks like

752
00:36:15,320 --> 00:36:16,920
Speaker 1: your parents.

753
00:36:17,040 --> 00:36:20,960
Speaker 3: He did disable his Okay, Yeah, So.

754
00:36:21,040 --> 00:36:23,040
Speaker 1: Basically it's like, don't you miss when you were a

755
00:36:23,120 --> 00:36:25,560
Speaker 1: kid and your mommy and daddy would wipe the boogies

756
00:36:25,560 --> 00:36:29,480
Speaker 1: away from your nose? Like why not have that kind

757
00:36:29,480 --> 00:36:32,120
Speaker 1: of care all the time? And basically, you send me

758
00:36:32,160 --> 00:36:35,160
Speaker 1: a photo of your parents hands. I make a mold

759
00:36:35,200 --> 00:36:37,399
Speaker 1: that looks like your parents' hands, and you then use

760
00:36:37,480 --> 00:36:39,440
Speaker 1: that to clean up if.

761
00:36:39,280 --> 00:36:40,680
Speaker 3: You have a boogie, if you have a cold, or

762
00:36:40,719 --> 00:36:41,280
Speaker 3: if you're.

763
00:36:42,800 --> 00:36:47,040
Speaker 1: Have a little uh snoozle on your on your all right,

764
00:36:47,080 --> 00:36:48,520
Speaker 1: that's good on your news.

765
00:36:48,520 --> 00:36:50,960
Speaker 2: Will you use your parents hands? And yeah, yeah, yeah,

766
00:36:50,960 --> 00:36:53,120
Speaker 2: I got it, and we can just let's go. Let's

767
00:36:53,120 --> 00:36:53,600
Speaker 2: call him up.

768
00:36:53,760 --> 00:36:54,400
Speaker 3: Let's call him up.

769
00:36:54,440 --> 00:36:56,440
Speaker 5: Mike, you ready, okay?

770
00:36:56,560 --> 00:36:56,719
Speaker 4: Ring?

771
00:36:56,800 --> 00:36:57,000
Speaker 1: Ring?

772
00:36:57,680 --> 00:36:59,600
Speaker 2: Well, first you'll call me. You'll call me first, as

773
00:36:59,600 --> 00:37:01,239
Speaker 2: we do you and then we'll do the three way

774
00:37:01,280 --> 00:37:06,440
Speaker 2: call to them, yep, ring ring to Jesse. Hello, hey JF,

775
00:37:06,520 --> 00:37:08,920
Speaker 2: let's call this bastard. Huh oh yeah, let's get the

776
00:37:08,920 --> 00:37:11,200
Speaker 2: guy we pre arranged earlier to call the bastard of

777
00:37:12,080 --> 00:37:12,600
Speaker 2: let's get.

778
00:37:12,440 --> 00:37:15,239
Speaker 5: A mess Yeah. And then so I think you have

779
00:37:15,360 --> 00:37:16,799
Speaker 5: Hello it's the middle of the night.

780
00:37:16,960 --> 00:37:18,960
Speaker 2: Hello, So everything okay?

781
00:37:19,520 --> 00:37:19,719
Speaker 3: Yeah?

782
00:37:19,800 --> 00:37:23,600
Speaker 5: Hey, uh hey, hello, hey you you think you're so

783
00:37:23,840 --> 00:37:27,719
Speaker 5: cool online everything, but in reality, you're not.

784
00:37:28,640 --> 00:37:30,759
Speaker 2: Hang up, Hang up, hang up the phone, Hang up

785
00:37:30,800 --> 00:37:31,759
Speaker 2: the phone, hang up.

786
00:37:31,760 --> 00:37:32,560
Speaker 5: We can't hang up.

787
00:37:32,719 --> 00:37:36,799
Speaker 2: Hang up. You have to hang hang up. You have

788
00:37:36,840 --> 00:37:38,239
Speaker 2: to hang up the call. You have to hang up

789
00:37:38,239 --> 00:37:40,000
Speaker 2: the call because we can't because we did the three

790
00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:40,719
Speaker 2: way call.

791
00:37:42,080 --> 00:37:45,120
Speaker 1: And he's on you guys. Do you want me to

792
00:37:45,200 --> 00:37:46,879
Speaker 1: just hang up? I feel like then you two could

793
00:37:46,960 --> 00:37:48,080
Speaker 1: keep talking if you want.

794
00:37:48,600 --> 00:37:50,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, we have some stuff to do for the show after,

795
00:37:50,800 --> 00:37:54,920
Speaker 2: so if you could just just hang up. Wait a minute,

796
00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:59,560
Speaker 2: I recognize your voices. Now we're podcasters, but that's it's

797
00:37:59,600 --> 00:38:00,680
Speaker 2: kind of like a computer thing.

798
00:38:01,120 --> 00:38:03,440
Speaker 5: That's how we tell people about the show. It's a thing.

799
00:38:03,520 --> 00:38:06,000
Speaker 5: It's a little thing that we do. I don't He

800
00:38:06,040 --> 00:38:07,360
Speaker 5: probably wouldn't even be interested.

801
00:38:08,440 --> 00:38:10,520
Speaker 1: This is one of you is the dude is always

802
00:38:10,520 --> 00:38:13,000
Speaker 1: clowning on establishments online.

803
00:38:16,800 --> 00:38:20,360
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, that's uh, but I do. I do

804
00:38:20,440 --> 00:38:22,560
Speaker 2: other stuff too. I do a lot of No you don't,

805
00:38:22,640 --> 00:38:26,160
Speaker 2: but I guess it's getting pretty late over where you are. Maybe, well,

806
00:38:26,200 --> 00:38:28,360
Speaker 2: now I'm up, you know, I put on some cocoa

807
00:38:28,520 --> 00:38:30,600
Speaker 2: or I guess it's or maybe it's not.

808
00:38:30,760 --> 00:38:35,359
Speaker 5: I don't so, Okay, well I think he hung up.

809
00:38:35,400 --> 00:38:37,880
Speaker 4: So yeah, he must have hung up. I think he

810
00:38:37,920 --> 00:38:39,760
Speaker 4: did hang up. Yeah, or now.

811
00:38:39,560 --> 00:38:42,120
Speaker 3: He's back, did you did you?

812
00:38:43,680 --> 00:38:43,839
Speaker 2: Yeah?

813
00:38:46,360 --> 00:38:50,040
Speaker 5: We do that once a week. Yeah, wow, we do

814
00:38:50,400 --> 00:38:53,040
Speaker 5: uh uh. We do another one on Patreon.

815
00:38:54,440 --> 00:38:54,680
Speaker 3: Yeah.

816
00:38:54,680 --> 00:38:56,719
Speaker 5: So we do two calls a week and that's the

817
00:38:56,840 --> 00:38:57,239
Speaker 5: entire show.

818
00:38:57,239 --> 00:38:58,919
Speaker 2: Two calls a week, basically, that's our show.

819
00:38:59,000 --> 00:38:59,200
Speaker 3: Yeah.

820
00:38:59,840 --> 00:39:03,839
Speaker 4: So oh so this article is like perfect for you

821
00:39:03,880 --> 00:39:09,000
Speaker 4: guys like some of these bad kickstarters and do we

822
00:39:09,040 --> 00:39:10,760
Speaker 4: want to just like go through and like talk about

823
00:39:10,840 --> 00:39:13,520
Speaker 4: something we did the so the licky brush, and this

824
00:39:13,560 --> 00:39:15,440
Speaker 4: one was like huge for you guys, right.

825
00:39:15,880 --> 00:39:21,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, it really drove engagement on our Yeah it was.

826
00:39:21,120 --> 00:39:23,680
Speaker 2: It was when we discovered the liky brush. We said,

827
00:39:23,719 --> 00:39:26,759
Speaker 2: this is huge, this is going to.

828
00:39:26,760 --> 00:39:28,920
Speaker 4: Be really my wife going back and forth. My wife

829
00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:31,400
Speaker 4: just can't get enough of the image of me hunched

830
00:39:31,440 --> 00:39:34,320
Speaker 4: over my laptop holding a microphone.

831
00:39:34,400 --> 00:39:36,680
Speaker 2: You guys know this. So I'm gonna shut the just

832
00:39:36,880 --> 00:39:40,759
Speaker 2: like so wait, that's that's okay. I don't feel like

833
00:39:40,760 --> 00:39:44,600
Speaker 2: I'm directions. I'm lost where I was now I was.

834
00:39:44,880 --> 00:39:46,200
Speaker 2: I feel like I was on the phone. I hadn't

835
00:39:46,200 --> 00:39:49,880
Speaker 2: really you hadn't really started. Yeah, it's just been crazy.

836
00:39:49,960 --> 00:39:51,480
Speaker 5: I remember when the ky Brush came.

837
00:39:51,600 --> 00:39:53,480
Speaker 6: Was that you said the engagement was good.

838
00:39:55,440 --> 00:39:58,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, the engagement was really good. When we were tracking

839
00:39:58,200 --> 00:40:01,680
Speaker 2: some of the like not for the numbers of that,

840
00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:04,520
Speaker 2: we were like, this is we've never actually seen anything

841
00:40:04,560 --> 00:40:05,960
Speaker 2: like this before you call it.

842
00:40:06,040 --> 00:40:08,480
Speaker 5: He called me up and it was three at three o'clock.

843
00:40:08,719 --> 00:40:10,400
Speaker 3: Let's do it. Let's let's just do it. Let's just

844
00:40:10,920 --> 00:40:11,480
Speaker 3: let's just do this.

845
00:40:11,800 --> 00:40:12,799
Speaker 5: I've never seen numbers like this.

846
00:40:12,880 --> 00:40:14,560
Speaker 3: Mike, he wants to do He wants to Mike, let's

847
00:40:14,600 --> 00:40:15,400
Speaker 3: just do this. Let's just do this.

848
00:40:15,480 --> 00:40:17,719
Speaker 2: Let's just do this. You showed on tell, So let's

849
00:40:17,719 --> 00:40:20,000
Speaker 2: just do the R ring. I am to do the

850
00:40:20,040 --> 00:40:22,759
Speaker 2: ring because it's coming from your your bed bedside phone.

851
00:40:22,760 --> 00:40:23,840
Speaker 2: It's your bedside phone.

852
00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:30,000
Speaker 5: Okay, yeah, go ahead, what Yeah, that's not that's not

853
00:40:30,040 --> 00:40:34,200
Speaker 5: my ringer change.

854
00:40:34,239 --> 00:40:38,719
Speaker 3: That doesn't sound like that.

855
00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:39,239
Speaker 1: Hello.

856
00:40:40,400 --> 00:40:44,960
Speaker 2: Oh hey, yeah, what's good guy? Hey hey, Mike, it's

857
00:40:45,520 --> 00:40:52,919
Speaker 2: your friend. It's okay, okay, all right, it's your friend, Jesse.

858
00:40:53,120 --> 00:40:55,600
Speaker 2: I was just I was up. I was actually looking

859
00:40:55,640 --> 00:41:00,279
Speaker 2: into something. I was looking into different events. I was

860
00:41:00,320 --> 00:41:02,239
Speaker 2: looking in two events. That's why I'm up so late.

861
00:41:02,640 --> 00:41:07,400
Speaker 2: And I found I found a few. I found some

862
00:41:07,480 --> 00:41:10,959
Speaker 2: paper I I found some paperwork that you're gonna really

863
00:41:11,120 --> 00:41:12,839
Speaker 2: and I can have it sent over to you right away.

864
00:41:12,920 --> 00:41:15,680
Speaker 2: And it's basically the report on this.

865
00:41:15,640 --> 00:41:17,880
Speaker 5: Is not how the conversation went. You called me up

866
00:41:17,920 --> 00:41:20,120
Speaker 5: and you said, I'm scared because I found I think

867
00:41:20,120 --> 00:41:22,879
Speaker 5: it's a bubble on my butthole. And I said, that's

868
00:41:22,920 --> 00:41:24,359
Speaker 5: just a hemorrhoid. Don't worry about it.

869
00:41:24,640 --> 00:41:26,760
Speaker 2: Sorry, gang. Do I need to be on here for this.

870
00:41:28,800 --> 00:41:29,200
Speaker 3: Always?

871
00:41:29,400 --> 00:41:30,839
Speaker 5: Do you have somebody over who is that?

872
00:41:31,120 --> 00:41:31,279
Speaker 4: No?

873
00:41:31,680 --> 00:41:34,200
Speaker 2: I think it's I had him. The only way I

874
00:41:34,239 --> 00:41:37,080
Speaker 2: had your number is when you called me last week

875
00:41:37,120 --> 00:41:39,600
Speaker 2: to do the booger.

876
00:41:40,120 --> 00:41:42,560
Speaker 1: You guys called me up and told me that I suck,

877
00:41:42,640 --> 00:41:44,880
Speaker 1: and I actually took that to heart. And we've been

878
00:41:44,960 --> 00:41:47,480
Speaker 1: doing some redesigns and you know, the hands are even

879
00:41:47,520 --> 00:41:48,160
Speaker 1: more life like.

880
00:41:48,239 --> 00:41:48,439
Speaker 5: Now.

881
00:41:49,920 --> 00:41:51,680
Speaker 4: Hey, sorry, I didn't know if I was supposed to

882
00:41:51,680 --> 00:41:55,840
Speaker 4: be to be talking. I guess you called me.

883
00:41:55,880 --> 00:41:56,640
Speaker 3: A few weeks ago.

884
00:41:56,960 --> 00:42:02,240
Speaker 4: I wrote a children's book that might sick child really

885
00:42:02,280 --> 00:42:05,560
Speaker 4: loved and decided it might be good to put it

886
00:42:05,600 --> 00:42:08,240
Speaker 4: a Kickstarter and share it with war people.

887
00:42:08,239 --> 00:42:10,120
Speaker 2: You Kickstarter.

888
00:42:10,840 --> 00:42:14,719
Speaker 1: I actually got it was they really enjoyed it. The

889
00:42:14,880 --> 00:42:16,040
Speaker 1: drawings were really cute as well.

890
00:42:16,040 --> 00:42:18,560
Speaker 4: Oh that's great, that's nice. Unfortunately I did learn that

891
00:42:18,600 --> 00:42:20,560
Speaker 4: it sucks. Did you get the hands?

892
00:42:20,920 --> 00:42:26,919
Speaker 3: I don't know so those yes, I.

893
00:42:26,840 --> 00:42:32,799
Speaker 2: Did get the nice Oh you're welcome? Yeah, well you guys.

894
00:42:32,920 --> 00:42:36,879
Speaker 4: Uh, so we can talk about that offline. It's it's

895
00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:39,560
Speaker 4: just like this that I don't know if I need

896
00:42:39,600 --> 00:42:43,000
Speaker 4: to keep being on these every one of your personal I.

897
00:42:43,480 --> 00:42:45,399
Speaker 2: Think what we can do. Why don't you guys, since

898
00:42:45,440 --> 00:42:47,000
Speaker 2: you guys are so good at Kickstarter, why don't you

899
00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:49,280
Speaker 2: guys put together some kind of app that just remembers

900
00:42:49,320 --> 00:42:51,319
Speaker 2: all of the phone numbers that you have to dial

901
00:42:51,320 --> 00:42:53,080
Speaker 2: every now and then at three am, and then you

902
00:42:53,080 --> 00:42:54,759
Speaker 2: can just push a button. And if you guys are

903
00:42:54,760 --> 00:42:56,680
Speaker 2: so good at it, which I doubt you are, so,

904
00:42:57,600 --> 00:42:59,160
Speaker 2: if you're going to make the world a better place

905
00:42:59,200 --> 00:43:01,560
Speaker 2: like I do every day was sort of my outreach.

906
00:43:01,840 --> 00:43:05,040
Speaker 2: Maybe you guys can do you know something is something

907
00:43:05,080 --> 00:43:06,439
Speaker 2: for embettering the world as well.

908
00:43:07,480 --> 00:43:08,640
Speaker 3: And this is this guy.

909
00:43:08,719 --> 00:43:12,560
Speaker 4: Wait, is one of you, the guy that used to

910
00:43:12,680 --> 00:43:15,880
Speaker 4: like like comment on a blog and has like parlayed

911
00:43:15,920 --> 00:43:18,880
Speaker 4: that into hang up, hang up like a whole career.

912
00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:22,000
Speaker 2: You guys, hang up the hang up. You guys have

913
00:43:22,040 --> 00:43:23,760
Speaker 2: to hang up, and we will never call you again.

914
00:43:23,800 --> 00:43:29,439
Speaker 2: Thank you. That's kind of what it's like on the show.

915
00:43:29,480 --> 00:43:30,720
Speaker 2: I guess basically, we don't.

916
00:43:30,560 --> 00:43:33,360
Speaker 5: Actually we don't actually call That was a joe. We

917
00:43:33,400 --> 00:43:35,400
Speaker 5: don't actually call anybody. We did show up to a

918
00:43:35,440 --> 00:43:38,600
Speaker 5: couple guys' houses, but that was in the early. That

919
00:43:38,640 --> 00:43:40,120
Speaker 5: was in the early. We don't do that.

920
00:43:40,560 --> 00:43:41,600
Speaker 3: So how we used to do this stuff.

921
00:43:41,600 --> 00:43:45,040
Speaker 4: We actually used to see people face the face I

922
00:43:45,080 --> 00:43:50,560
Speaker 4: ever heard of a human conversation before. Yeah, And people say, oh, yeah,

923
00:43:50,560 --> 00:43:52,480
Speaker 4: because of COVID, and it's like, no, actually, we'd pretty

924
00:43:52,520 --> 00:43:53,359
Speaker 4: much gotten rid of that.

925
00:43:53,400 --> 00:43:54,520
Speaker 3: Way before COVID.

926
00:43:55,160 --> 00:43:58,760
Speaker 4: Yeah, we actually forgot what that was even like before.

927
00:43:58,960 --> 00:44:01,360
Speaker 4: And the little kid now he's like talking to his

928
00:44:01,400 --> 00:44:03,640
Speaker 4: mom and is like, Mom, what's actually having a conversation.

929
00:44:03,719 --> 00:44:05,720
Speaker 4: I've never even heard of this before.

930
00:44:05,880 --> 00:44:08,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, you guys know I have kids, I'm a father,

931
00:44:09,200 --> 00:44:11,960
Speaker 2: so oh congress, yeah everyone.

932
00:44:12,080 --> 00:44:16,759
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's in the the papers a lot. Yeah, like

933
00:44:16,840 --> 00:44:19,120
Speaker 4: a lot of people know that. So, you know, it's

934
00:44:19,120 --> 00:44:24,160
Speaker 4: been hard. It's been hard trying to tell my kids why.

935
00:44:24,360 --> 00:44:26,279
Speaker 5: You can't hug me, you can't touch me, get away

936
00:44:26,280 --> 00:44:29,040
Speaker 5: from me. And it's like, because they're my.

937
00:44:29,040 --> 00:44:33,399
Speaker 2: Kids, you know that really hurts. Yeah, it's stinks, man,

938
00:44:33,440 --> 00:44:35,560
Speaker 2: it freaking stinks. And you know, you know what I'm

939
00:44:35,600 --> 00:44:41,960
Speaker 2: talking about. Yeah, I mean, yeah, I guess what then,

940
00:44:42,600 --> 00:44:45,360
Speaker 2: you know, and just the whole I don't know, just

941
00:44:45,360 --> 00:44:48,239
Speaker 2: the whole the whole thing has been so I don't know,

942
00:44:48,400 --> 00:44:51,680
Speaker 2: it's the whole thing. It's been nuts. I've really a

943
00:44:51,760 --> 00:44:55,320
Speaker 2: year for you guys. I've I've barely had time just crazy,

944
00:44:55,320 --> 00:44:58,719
Speaker 2: I've I have, actually I've had I've barely had enough

945
00:44:58,760 --> 00:45:01,719
Speaker 2: time just to sit down and just and just just.

946
00:45:01,719 --> 00:45:04,239
Speaker 4: Catch my breath, you know. Okay, and what are you

947
00:45:04,320 --> 00:45:07,040
Speaker 4: catching your breath after having Yeah?

948
00:45:07,600 --> 00:45:11,560
Speaker 5: Yeah, well yeah he's uh yeah, he's masturbating behind a.

949
00:45:12,080 --> 00:45:14,800
Speaker 3: Okay, because you're sitting down. I don't know why you

950
00:45:15,040 --> 00:45:15,359
Speaker 3: have to.

951
00:45:16,120 --> 00:45:23,239
Speaker 2: Okay, No, Well, let's just I feel we made a couple.

952
00:45:24,560 --> 00:45:26,759
Speaker 1: Attempts to sort of get away, get away from this,

953
00:45:26,920 --> 00:45:30,359
Speaker 1: but see this is around Jesse.

954
00:45:32,239 --> 00:45:35,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, things like this is where we're gonna live. So

955
00:45:37,360 --> 00:45:39,080
Speaker 2: I think there's still time we can talk about. Let's

956
00:45:39,080 --> 00:45:41,600
Speaker 2: talk about something else. Let's talk about like you want

957
00:45:41,600 --> 00:45:44,640
Speaker 2: to talk about kickstarters. That, Yeah, that suck that you

958
00:45:45,120 --> 00:45:51,920
Speaker 2: hate these kickstarters. I was gonna say something, these kickstarters,

959
00:45:49,480 --> 00:45:54,480
Speaker 2: the starters there, what's your imonstrating?

960
00:45:54,520 --> 00:45:55,000
Speaker 3: What is it?

961
00:45:55,719 --> 00:45:57,120
Speaker 2: I was gonna, I was gonna. I was gonna say,

962
00:45:57,160 --> 00:45:58,719
Speaker 2: we could talk about the store, but you don't have to.

963
00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:02,239
Speaker 2: It's not you who we covered so much of that.

964
00:46:02,640 --> 00:46:06,040
Speaker 2: Why have you been back? Not really?

965
00:46:06,600 --> 00:46:09,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's been weird. I don't know.

966
00:46:10,800 --> 00:46:12,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, where do you got a can of beans? These days?

967
00:46:13,440 --> 00:46:13,560
Speaker 6: Right?

968
00:46:14,880 --> 00:46:15,000
Speaker 1: It?

969
00:46:15,120 --> 00:46:16,359
Speaker 2: To me, it's like.

970
00:46:18,360 --> 00:46:21,839
Speaker 1: I think of kickstarters, I think, wow, how cool. It's

971
00:46:21,920 --> 00:46:26,040
Speaker 1: like shark tank. Like everyone's an entrepreneur now, And even

972
00:46:26,080 --> 00:46:28,919
Speaker 1: if the idea is it's something I connect to, it's

973
00:46:28,920 --> 00:46:32,839
Speaker 1: pretty brave. And what you do is a service where

974
00:46:32,880 --> 00:46:34,600
Speaker 1: I you know, when I check in with your show,

975
00:46:34,600 --> 00:46:37,600
Speaker 1: I go, oh, actually this sucks. Oh yeah, this sucks.

976
00:46:38,520 --> 00:46:43,920
Speaker 1: Why they even do that that sucks. Oh no, it's

977
00:46:44,400 --> 00:46:46,040
Speaker 1: it's the rule of a critic though, isn't it.

978
00:46:46,440 --> 00:46:46,960
Speaker 3: Oh?

979
00:46:47,040 --> 00:46:48,160
Speaker 2: Absolutely yes.

980
00:46:49,760 --> 00:46:53,160
Speaker 5: And it's like modern day who's that guy, that guy

981
00:46:53,680 --> 00:46:56,040
Speaker 5: who's like a fat guy and a skinny guy. Yeah,

982
00:46:56,200 --> 00:47:00,080
Speaker 5: modern day those guys. Yeah, you know, yeah, of course.

983
00:47:00,200 --> 00:47:06,400
Speaker 2: Ciscal evert and and they've both passed away. And I

984
00:47:06,400 --> 00:47:08,480
Speaker 2: think we are sort of.

985
00:47:10,440 --> 00:47:13,400
Speaker 5: That we're different. We'll never die, Okay.

986
00:47:13,560 --> 00:47:18,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think they were. They were very successful, and

987
00:47:18,200 --> 00:47:22,399
Speaker 2: I think we will also become successful and then die.

988
00:47:22,920 --> 00:47:24,680
Speaker 1: Well in a way, we won't die, right, we live

989
00:47:24,719 --> 00:47:27,120
Speaker 1: on through our voices. With the exception of this episode.

990
00:47:27,160 --> 00:47:31,919
Speaker 1: I think our podcast is going to carry our legacy forward, uh,

991
00:47:31,960 --> 00:47:35,120
Speaker 1: and generations behind us. We'll be able to listen to

992
00:47:35,200 --> 00:47:39,279
Speaker 1: learn about Hollywood, to have a sense of what made

993
00:47:39,360 --> 00:47:43,440
Speaker 1: us tick and our sense of humor. And it's you know, uh,

994
00:47:43,520 --> 00:47:46,319
Speaker 1: it's a letter to our children and our grandchildren. This

995
00:47:46,360 --> 00:47:51,040
Speaker 1: episode aside. I'm actually really proud of that. So you know,

996
00:47:51,160 --> 00:47:54,960
Speaker 1: with you guys, you know, if your great great grand

997
00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:58,920
Speaker 1: niece wonders which Kickstarter sucked, she'll always be able to

998
00:47:59,040 --> 00:48:05,400
Speaker 1: go back and uh, you know whatever. However, it's I

999
00:48:05,400 --> 00:48:08,600
Speaker 1: don't know where it's distributed or anything. But like you

1000
00:48:08,600 --> 00:48:10,680
Speaker 1: can even read about you know, what you did.

1001
00:48:11,239 --> 00:48:13,480
Speaker 2: Probably not too much reading to be done about it,

1002
00:48:13,600 --> 00:48:17,720
Speaker 2: but you could. I mean, the thing is, I'm like, yeah,

1003
00:48:18,160 --> 00:48:21,680
Speaker 2: not that nice, being really nice, you could A lot

1004
00:48:21,680 --> 00:48:25,080
Speaker 2: of times. You have to think about the people who

1005
00:48:25,560 --> 00:48:27,600
Speaker 2: and this is not for you, but people would plunk

1006
00:48:27,640 --> 00:48:32,840
Speaker 2: down their hard earned cash on some stuff that doesn't

1007
00:48:32,920 --> 00:48:35,840
Speaker 2: actually you know, it's actually not that cool. It's like

1008
00:48:36,640 --> 00:48:39,080
Speaker 2: so like, look at your desk right now. You both

1009
00:48:39,080 --> 00:48:42,600
Speaker 2: are at a desk, you guys are at Yeah, it's

1010
00:48:42,640 --> 00:48:45,520
Speaker 2: like more of almost like a little end table, Okay,

1011
00:48:46,239 --> 00:48:48,799
Speaker 2: and Hayes is at his desk. So you can just

1012
00:48:48,880 --> 00:48:50,360
Speaker 2: basically imagine.

1013
00:48:49,920 --> 00:48:53,120
Speaker 3: The top of a at the toilet tank.

1014
00:48:53,200 --> 00:48:57,800
Speaker 2: But yeah, so imagine if like behind the on the tank,

1015
00:48:58,320 --> 00:49:03,120
Speaker 2: but there's like a little like a small wooden platform

1016
00:49:03,200 --> 00:49:06,359
Speaker 2: and you plug it into the power outlet and then

1017
00:49:06,400 --> 00:49:09,120
Speaker 2: you turn it on and for about six hours behind

1018
00:49:09,200 --> 00:49:13,360
Speaker 2: the tank. Yeah, well, because my toilet is against the wall,

1019
00:49:14,320 --> 00:49:16,000
Speaker 2: but there's a small amount of mine is it just

1020
00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:20,560
Speaker 2: for the plumbing to and this platform fits in that space.

1021
00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:23,680
Speaker 2: If it's on the toilet tank, the platform does on

1022
00:49:23,760 --> 00:49:25,600
Speaker 2: top of it, on the top of the toilet.

1023
00:49:25,640 --> 00:49:27,279
Speaker 3: You're going to put my computers on there?

1024
00:49:27,400 --> 00:49:30,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right. Yeah, so this is you have to

1025
00:49:30,800 --> 00:49:31,400
Speaker 1: make a choice.

1026
00:49:32,040 --> 00:49:35,400
Speaker 4: I am trying. What you're hearing is me trying to

1027
00:49:35,719 --> 00:49:37,080
Speaker 4: do what you're asking.

1028
00:49:36,719 --> 00:49:37,120
Speaker 3: Me to do.

1029
00:49:37,160 --> 00:49:38,719
Speaker 2: It's actually being really nice.

1030
00:49:38,480 --> 00:49:41,200
Speaker 4: To imagine this like this is like I am, we're

1031
00:49:41,200 --> 00:49:42,560
Speaker 4: putting work for free.

1032
00:49:43,640 --> 00:49:46,719
Speaker 3: Uh to like to really get a handle on this.

1033
00:49:46,960 --> 00:49:49,600
Speaker 3: What is this thing? Where is it going?

1034
00:49:49,960 --> 00:49:53,680
Speaker 2: It's a small wooden circle and it's it's made of wood.

1035
00:49:53,760 --> 00:49:55,560
Speaker 3: It's a platform, but it's a circle.

1036
00:49:56,200 --> 00:49:58,880
Speaker 5: It's a circular platform, a circular platform.

1037
00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:02,760
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, so unusual I'm able to picture something

1038
00:50:02,800 --> 00:50:03,040
Speaker 1: like that.

1039
00:50:03,640 --> 00:50:05,719
Speaker 2: I can do three, four, five, six of them in

1040
00:50:05,760 --> 00:50:07,760
Speaker 2: my head right now, and I'll just let Hayes borrow

1041
00:50:07,760 --> 00:50:11,799
Speaker 2: one mentally, Okay, can I point something out? And I,

1042
00:50:12,040 --> 00:50:14,200
Speaker 2: you know, actually kind of, I don't.

1043
00:50:14,200 --> 00:50:15,719
Speaker 1: I hate to cut off this platform thing, but I

1044
00:50:15,719 --> 00:50:19,600
Speaker 1: don't think it's going anywhere. You guys, you know, I

1045
00:50:19,719 --> 00:50:24,400
Speaker 1: like you guys. I think you're funny guys. You're ostensibly podcasters,

1046
00:50:24,520 --> 00:50:28,839
Speaker 1: that's your profession. You seem so uncomfortable doing a podcast

1047
00:50:28,960 --> 00:50:32,160
Speaker 1: right now, and I.

1048
00:50:32,160 --> 00:50:34,839
Speaker 2: Have to ask, what is that?

1049
00:50:34,960 --> 00:50:37,799
Speaker 1: Is that part of the idea for you or is

1050
00:50:37,840 --> 00:50:42,600
Speaker 1: there is there something we're not providing? Did Kevin you know,

1051
00:50:42,719 --> 00:50:45,080
Speaker 1: drop the ball on this? That's something we we pin

1052
00:50:45,160 --> 00:50:48,920
Speaker 1: a lot of our our failures on, like what like

1053
00:50:49,440 --> 00:50:52,600
Speaker 1: what is it? Who does the kind of like production stuff?

1054
00:50:53,680 --> 00:50:54,440
Speaker 2: Right? Yeah?

1055
00:50:54,440 --> 00:50:58,719
Speaker 4: What like who uploads the show? Who does like the

1056
00:50:58,719 --> 00:51:02,240
Speaker 4: show description? And and and stuff like that, like who

1057
00:51:02,400 --> 00:51:03,040
Speaker 4: which of you?

1058
00:51:03,160 --> 00:51:08,600
Speaker 3: Or is there another person split you? You switch off?

1059
00:51:08,640 --> 00:51:09,520
Speaker 3: Who who writes?

1060
00:51:09,600 --> 00:51:12,560
Speaker 5: I think we do alternate? I think we alternate.

1061
00:51:13,400 --> 00:51:17,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, we we switch off. I've done the first two

1062
00:51:17,960 --> 00:51:21,480
Speaker 2: thousand and then Mike will do the next two thousand.

1063
00:51:22,360 --> 00:51:26,719
Speaker 4: Okay, And so what what I'm getting from this is

1064
00:51:26,760 --> 00:51:30,520
Speaker 4: that Jesse is providing value to the show that we

1065
00:51:30,760 --> 00:51:35,080
Speaker 4: might be able to see as like an as an audience,

1066
00:51:35,440 --> 00:51:39,600
Speaker 4: but the show in a way only Jesse.

1067
00:51:41,080 --> 00:51:42,280
Speaker 3: Ever knowing what it's about.

1068
00:51:42,440 --> 00:51:44,759
Speaker 1: Well, to what end does it exist without Jesse, who

1069
00:51:44,800 --> 00:51:47,880
Speaker 1: actually you know, uploads it and writes the description.

1070
00:51:48,360 --> 00:51:50,880
Speaker 4: He's actually like putting it up and like he's really

1071
00:51:50,880 --> 00:51:53,120
Speaker 4: putting himself out there in that description.

1072
00:51:54,440 --> 00:51:57,440
Speaker 1: Some of those descriptions are so clever, the little turns

1073
00:51:57,440 --> 00:51:59,560
Speaker 1: of phrase, and I can tell that some care went

1074
00:51:59,600 --> 00:52:04,319
Speaker 1: into it. You know, Look, I'll shoot you straight. I

1075
00:52:04,320 --> 00:52:06,919
Speaker 1: got my second vaccine does yesterday. I feel like shit

1076
00:52:07,120 --> 00:52:11,280
Speaker 1: right now. But what I do is when I start recording,

1077
00:52:11,719 --> 00:52:15,319
Speaker 1: I try to leave that outside, you know, all that

1078
00:52:15,400 --> 00:52:21,640
Speaker 1: other stuff. But it feels to me like I don't

1079
00:52:21,680 --> 00:52:24,680
Speaker 1: know if it's the public masturbation thing or what exactly

1080
00:52:24,719 --> 00:52:27,279
Speaker 1: what happened for you, Jesse, but something got stuck in

1081
00:52:27,320 --> 00:52:31,480
Speaker 1: your craw early on, and let's just get it out

1082
00:52:31,520 --> 00:52:35,000
Speaker 1: in the open. Well, if I can just circle back

1083
00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:36,920
Speaker 1: to the platform. It's like the small it's like a

1084
00:52:36,960 --> 00:52:40,800
Speaker 1: circular and it just sits right on the tank, okay,

1085
00:52:41,360 --> 00:52:45,239
Speaker 1: and it and it plugs in behind the toilet and

1086
00:52:45,280 --> 00:52:48,000
Speaker 1: it like and you know, like it lights up and

1087
00:52:48,040 --> 00:52:50,799
Speaker 1: then there's like a little cube that it magnetizes and

1088
00:52:50,840 --> 00:52:53,160
Speaker 1: it and it comes above the thing and it swirls

1089
00:52:53,200 --> 00:52:55,920
Speaker 1: around for about six hours and you can connect your

1090
00:52:55,920 --> 00:52:58,600
Speaker 1: phone to it and play your favorite songs on it.

1091
00:52:59,080 --> 00:53:01,480
Speaker 2: Okay. And that's the type of thing that goes on there.

1092
00:53:01,480 --> 00:53:03,160
Speaker 4: And we have this is one of the kickstarters that

1093
00:53:03,239 --> 00:53:07,480
Speaker 4: you're like, you're mad at this is like making you mad.

1094
00:53:07,719 --> 00:53:09,399
Speaker 2: This one's not real. I made it up?

1095
00:53:09,520 --> 00:53:12,200
Speaker 3: This is fake or is it?

1096
00:53:12,239 --> 00:53:12,319
Speaker 4: So?

1097
00:53:12,480 --> 00:53:15,160
Speaker 5: Yeah? Sometimes we you know, we run out of stuff

1098
00:53:15,160 --> 00:53:16,719
Speaker 5: to get mad as, so we have to invent shit

1099
00:53:16,800 --> 00:53:18,400
Speaker 5: to get mad at. It's on the show. It's like

1100
00:53:19,200 --> 00:53:21,279
Speaker 5: stuff he's coming up with. I just start screaming when

1101
00:53:21,320 --> 00:53:22,680
Speaker 5: he says it on there, I can't.

1102
00:53:22,640 --> 00:53:26,560
Speaker 2: Making up fake stuff. Yeah yeah, like the wood platforms.

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00:53:26,600 --> 00:53:28,560
Speaker 2: I mean, that's crazy. That would never exist because aren't

1104
00:53:28,640 --> 00:53:29,279
Speaker 2: that just there?

1105
00:53:29,360 --> 00:53:31,319
Speaker 4: Just aren't that many kickstarters, or at least not that

1106
00:53:31,400 --> 00:53:33,680
Speaker 4: many that like our content for a full episode is

1107
00:53:33,680 --> 00:53:34,240
Speaker 4: what you're.

1108
00:53:34,400 --> 00:53:36,920
Speaker 2: Sounds like the late sounds like what the late not

1109
00:53:37,160 --> 00:53:41,719
Speaker 2: great Rush Limbaugh used to do. Right, he runs out

1110
00:53:41,719 --> 00:53:44,440
Speaker 2: of things to rage at and then just starts inventing,

1111
00:53:44,600 --> 00:53:47,360
Speaker 2: making up things that the left are up to, not

1112
00:53:47,760 --> 00:53:51,160
Speaker 2: like you know, when Jesse goes after these establishment des.

1113
00:53:52,080 --> 00:53:54,359
Speaker 4: Fresh Limbo can't agree on that thing, which is these

1114
00:53:54,400 --> 00:53:55,759
Speaker 4: freaking establishment then.

1115
00:53:55,800 --> 00:53:56,759
Speaker 5: And other things too.

1116
00:53:57,360 --> 00:54:02,759
Speaker 3: Oh god, I don't.

1117
00:54:02,840 --> 00:54:06,839
Speaker 4: Let's see the let's see the backdrop. Kick over that backdrop, Mike.

1118
00:54:07,480 --> 00:54:11,440
Speaker 4: I'm just kicking it down. I'm not kicking It's not.

1119
00:54:11,400 --> 00:54:14,719
Speaker 2: Like that's sturdy, like you moved it very easy or not.

1120
00:54:15,080 --> 00:54:16,960
Speaker 2: It's that it's big. It's really it's a big thing.

1121
00:54:17,239 --> 00:54:17,920
Speaker 3: It can't lift it.

1122
00:54:18,000 --> 00:54:18,680
Speaker 2: He can't lift the thing.

1123
00:54:18,719 --> 00:54:20,399
Speaker 3: It's so it knocks over.

1124
00:54:21,440 --> 00:54:23,560
Speaker 2: I don't think I don't think you can lift it.

1125
00:54:23,600 --> 00:54:26,680
Speaker 5: Just broke my hand doing that. I just brought it, seriously,

1126
00:54:26,719 --> 00:54:27,400
Speaker 5: broke my hand.

1127
00:54:28,960 --> 00:54:31,080
Speaker 2: Oh okay, well guess what I gotta kick I gotta

1128
00:54:31,120 --> 00:54:32,719
Speaker 2: kickstarter for you. Here's another. I'll just make this one.

1129
00:54:32,840 --> 00:54:33,239
Speaker 5: Who cares?

1130
00:54:33,680 --> 00:54:36,439
Speaker 2: Hey, what if you had what if there was a

1131
00:54:37,200 --> 00:54:39,040
Speaker 2: what if there was like a ship?

1132
00:54:39,120 --> 00:54:41,000
Speaker 5: What if there was a you know?

1133
00:54:41,040 --> 00:54:44,320
Speaker 2: And he was yeah, yeah, what else?

1134
00:54:44,920 --> 00:54:45,200
Speaker 4: Oh?

1135
00:54:45,440 --> 00:54:47,359
Speaker 2: Here he comes, Oh, this is this is what it is?

1136
00:54:47,400 --> 00:54:50,920
Speaker 3: Here I got it? And here he comes. Hey, you know,

1137
00:54:51,800 --> 00:54:54,880
Speaker 3: he's like he's like whatever you know this is?

1138
00:54:54,880 --> 00:54:57,520
Speaker 2: And it's like Starter and he's like, oh, it's like

1139
00:54:57,560 --> 00:54:59,240
Speaker 2: ten thousand dollars, Like what the fuck?

1140
00:54:59,480 --> 00:55:00,680
Speaker 5: You know saying that?

1141
00:55:00,760 --> 00:55:02,359
Speaker 3: Are you serious? What is it?

1142
00:55:04,280 --> 00:55:06,160
Speaker 2: I'm not doing that. I'm not doing that. Ship.

1143
00:55:07,040 --> 00:55:10,040
Speaker 5: It's a guy who he's like, hey, you know what's

1144
00:55:10,080 --> 00:55:13,080
Speaker 5: going on? And it's like, you know, what are we

1145
00:55:13,200 --> 00:55:14,759
Speaker 5: doing here? Even with this guy?

1146
00:55:16,120 --> 00:55:16,520
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1147
00:55:16,800 --> 00:55:21,399
Speaker 5: I mean on the next it has three hundreds Who

1148
00:55:21,400 --> 00:55:22,400
Speaker 5: are these people back in.

1149
00:55:22,440 --> 00:55:28,680
Speaker 2: This grape flavored paper towels? Graper towels? Why do I

1150
00:55:28,760 --> 00:55:29,440
Speaker 2: need this? Right?

1151
00:55:29,520 --> 00:55:31,960
Speaker 1: Why do I want that's more like a fruit roll

1152
00:55:32,040 --> 00:55:34,160
Speaker 1: up to me. I don't need to be able to taste,

1153
00:55:34,640 --> 00:55:38,160
Speaker 1: you know, I'm using this to clean, right, Yeah, so.

1154
00:55:38,080 --> 00:55:40,640
Speaker 3: I'm seeing it. Okay, I am seeing it. So that

1155
00:55:40,719 --> 00:55:41,120
Speaker 3: that's guy.

1156
00:55:41,160 --> 00:55:46,000
Speaker 1: I want my Kickstarter sucks now, Yeah, just drag my

1157
00:55:46,120 --> 00:55:47,960
Speaker 1: ass all right, we'll listen up.

1158
00:55:48,120 --> 00:55:52,560
Speaker 2: Listen up. Great raper towels ten thousand dollars. Grape is

1159
00:55:52,560 --> 00:55:55,799
Speaker 2: not even that good. So I would do different. I

1160
00:55:55,800 --> 00:56:00,200
Speaker 2: would do a different one. I like the idea, you

1161
00:56:00,360 --> 00:56:02,840
Speaker 2: just choose a different flavor. I like the idea. I

1162
00:56:02,880 --> 00:56:04,400
Speaker 2: just don't like. Grape is just not I don't think

1163
00:56:04,440 --> 00:56:06,160
Speaker 2: grape is that good to me. It doesn't taste like

1164
00:56:06,200 --> 00:56:08,880
Speaker 2: real grapes. So that's my note on it is don't

1165
00:56:09,200 --> 00:56:13,080
Speaker 2: well like you like wild berry punch or something like that.

1166
00:56:14,360 --> 00:56:17,560
Speaker 2: When what it's a call? It's called graper towels. Yeah,

1167
00:56:18,800 --> 00:56:22,440
Speaker 2: wild berry wild wild towels. I don't know what.

1168
00:56:22,480 --> 00:56:26,080
Speaker 3: I don't know what I'm saying.

1169
00:56:24,640 --> 00:56:28,000
Speaker 2: Why why wild towels sounds good?

1170
00:56:28,120 --> 00:56:31,560
Speaker 5: Actually? Are these are? These aren't regular towels. These are

1171
00:56:31,600 --> 00:56:38,200
Speaker 5: wild towels. Oh my god, whoa Yeah, all the other

1172
00:56:38,239 --> 00:56:41,480
Speaker 5: towels taste like ship. This is delicious.

1173
00:56:41,920 --> 00:56:44,000
Speaker 3: Kevin I'm really sorry we didn't get to use any

1174
00:56:44,000 --> 00:56:46,280
Speaker 3: of your research.

1175
00:56:46,280 --> 00:56:48,160
Speaker 4: We are going to wrap this up that precedents and

1176
00:56:48,200 --> 00:56:49,880
Speaker 4: we're not going to get to any of that stuff.

1177
00:56:49,920 --> 00:56:51,400
Speaker 2: Well it for the next episode.

1178
00:56:52,320 --> 00:56:54,720
Speaker 4: Uh, we don't have to. I mean, like you've build already.

1179
00:56:54,800 --> 00:56:56,960
Speaker 4: So like I think we can just consider Kevin of

1180
00:56:57,040 --> 00:56:59,560
Speaker 4: course like contracts with himself on a freelance basis for

1181
00:56:59,680 --> 00:57:02,480
Speaker 4: like any research that he does on the show, and

1182
00:57:02,600 --> 00:57:05,839
Speaker 4: so he's like the producer, but he like subcontracts as

1183
00:57:05,880 --> 00:57:07,480
Speaker 4: like the guy that uploads the episode.

1184
00:57:07,520 --> 00:57:08,000
Speaker 3: Kevin does that.

1185
00:57:08,120 --> 00:57:10,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, and r end is like after like after Kevin

1186
00:57:10,960 --> 00:57:13,480
Speaker 1: like recoups his production costs and stuff for the show,

1187
00:57:13,520 --> 00:57:15,880
Speaker 1: then like r N cot of the what do you

1188
00:57:15,920 --> 00:57:16,400
Speaker 1: guys do?

1189
00:57:16,920 --> 00:57:20,240
Speaker 3: Remainder I'm here, We're doing it right now. I'm here.

1190
00:57:20,280 --> 00:57:22,280
Speaker 3: I'm the host of the show. I was saying earlier.

1191
00:57:23,120 --> 00:57:27,959
Speaker 4: I share my experiences with my fans. I like enjoy

1192
00:57:28,040 --> 00:57:30,960
Speaker 4: getting feedback from them. I love hearing from like different guests,

1193
00:57:31,000 --> 00:57:32,080
Speaker 4: hearing their stories.

1194
00:57:32,640 --> 00:57:35,880
Speaker 1: I guess I come on here, you saw a little

1195
00:57:35,920 --> 00:57:39,640
Speaker 1: bit of it today. I basically rip my ribcage open

1196
00:57:39,680 --> 00:57:42,160
Speaker 1: and I hand my heart to my audience and I

1197
00:57:42,360 --> 00:57:46,000
Speaker 1: just tell them to please handle with care because I'm

1198
00:57:46,000 --> 00:57:51,600
Speaker 1: trusting them with my most intimate moments and thoughts and

1199
00:57:51,840 --> 00:57:54,640
Speaker 1: the true essence of who I am. So that's kind

1200
00:57:54,640 --> 00:57:56,720
Speaker 1: of what I do on the show. Maybe it's not

1201
00:57:56,760 --> 00:57:59,080
Speaker 1: a big deal to you. I think it's a pretty

1202
00:57:59,080 --> 00:58:04,080
Speaker 1: special Yeah. Uh yeah, I'm just I'm the description guy.

1203
00:58:04,240 --> 00:58:07,000
Speaker 1: So yeah, you know, in all seriousness, Hey, we have

1204
00:58:07,040 --> 00:58:09,280
Speaker 1: a good time on here, but at the end of

1205
00:58:09,320 --> 00:58:13,480
Speaker 1: the day, we're just we're just two just two guys

1206
00:58:13,520 --> 00:58:16,080
Speaker 1: trying to make good, you know, just two local boys

1207
00:58:16,160 --> 00:58:18,680
Speaker 1: just working their way up in the in the in

1208
00:58:18,760 --> 00:58:21,640
Speaker 1: the game. So we'd give you, we'd really we'd really

1209
00:58:21,680 --> 00:58:23,760
Speaker 1: appreciate it if you came by and gave us a shot.

1210
00:58:24,320 --> 00:58:26,320
Speaker 2: And it's it's been. It's been one heck of a

1211
00:58:26,320 --> 00:58:29,120
Speaker 2: time getting to know you all, and we hope that we.

1212
00:58:29,240 --> 00:58:31,080
Speaker 4: Have to record your I just realized we have to

1213
00:58:31,080 --> 00:58:32,280
Speaker 4: record your show now.

1214
00:58:32,320 --> 00:58:38,000
Speaker 3: So this is this is done. Yeah, okay bye.

1215
00:58:39,200 --> 00:58:41,920
Speaker 6: This week on the Patreon, Carl and Hasan discussed their

1216
00:58:42,040 --> 00:58:45,480
Speaker 6: favorite cities, The Boys catch up with Cody Ziggler, and

1217
00:58:45,520 --> 00:58:49,920
Speaker 6: the Flagrant Ones are mostly talking all things basketball. Check

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Speaker 6: out these bonus podcasts and videos of the full episodes,

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Speaker 6: including Today's with Jesse and Mike at Patreon dot com.

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