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Speaker 1: Welcome to This Is Important, a production of I Heart Radio,

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Speaker 1: the show where we only talk about what is most obviously,

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Speaker 1: very crucially important today on This Is Important, Who cares?

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Speaker 1: I'm a naughty boy. That's garbage, pussy featherstone. People are

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Speaker 1: whipping their titties out. I've busted the mother fucking buttons. Okay,

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Speaker 1: let's go. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Oh my gosh, I'm so

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Speaker 1: excited to see my boys, gentlem In luck at the

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Speaker 1: Irish too. Yeah, how them? Are you Irish? Divine? Is

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Speaker 1: that Irish? Uh? It is? It's super Irish. I actually

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Speaker 1: just had a meeting with these two director dudes that

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Speaker 1: directed this. Yeah, no big deal. I take meetings with

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Speaker 1: guys that don't put me in their movies and dates

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Speaker 1: they're called dates, Yeah, they're called dates or where they

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Speaker 1: we talk and then afterwards, um, I'm not the star

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Speaker 1: after movies, but they are irishman and they they're like,

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Speaker 1: you know, that's like Smith over here, divine right, Yeah

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Speaker 1: for sure, Like it's very regular. I'm like, fuck you, guys,

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Speaker 1: I'm special. But what's crazy is there's definitely Irish people

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Speaker 1: named Smith, right. I don't know. I think that's like

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Speaker 1: English Smith. Where's Smith coming from Yeah, I don't think

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Speaker 1: Smith is Irish. That might be Swedish Swish, that's Tom

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Speaker 1: green Dog. What I mean is it's like they're acting

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Speaker 1: like they don't have Smith. Yeah. I don't think it's

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Speaker 1: native to their lands, but it's probably not uncommon. No,

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I think it's more uncommon than Divine

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Speaker 1: is their Hey, producers, let's look into that. Let's look

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Speaker 1: into that. What are we looking into? If Smith is

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Speaker 1: as common as Divine, is that what we're looking into.

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Speaker 1: We're not looking I'm asking for it to be looking into. No,

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Speaker 1: but is that what you want somebody else to look into?

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Speaker 1: What's the search you want? I'm wondering how common the

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Speaker 1: last name Smith is compared to Divine in Ireland. No,

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Speaker 1: not even compared to Divine. I'm just saying generally. Well,

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Speaker 1: the reason we're even talking about this because we're recording

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Speaker 1: this podcast on St Patrick's Day. We are Yes, we

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Speaker 1: are Swedish falls. It seems like you're calling me out

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Speaker 1: on my irishness, like you don't think that Smith is

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Speaker 1: the most Smith is the fifth most common surname in Ireland.

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Speaker 1: It's also very common in Breaton and Scottland. What I'm

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Speaker 1: saying is that their analogy is super fucking weird to

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Speaker 1: be like, that's like Smith where we're from, which is

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Speaker 1: actually more common than and then I think they know

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Speaker 1: that Smith is really common in America. Yes, so for

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Speaker 1: us to say that about for someone to come from

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Speaker 1: a country where Smith is completely uncommon, get there, they

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Speaker 1: would say that's like Smith for us. Yeah. Well, I'm

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Speaker 1: pretty sure they said Smith like the last name Kim,

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Speaker 1: like the Korean last name Kim. They're like, oh, that's

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Speaker 1: like Smith for us, because they don't have a ton

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Speaker 1: of Smith's in Korea. Yeah, I hear you. I actually

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Speaker 1: hear you. I think you know what. I'm pissed now.

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Speaker 1: R's is piss now, dude, I was just trying to

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Speaker 1: cheers from my boys on St. Patty's Day that I'm

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Speaker 1: just saying luck of the Irish to you. And by

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Speaker 1: the way, I'm on your team. These guys didn't hire you.

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Speaker 1: Fuck them right, exactly, fuck them. You're not in their movie? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's what more they were. They weren't. It was a

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Speaker 1: general guys. They weren't even passing a movie. I just

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Speaker 1: liked their movie and I asked if I could meet him.

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Speaker 1: I did know they're dead to me. Yeah, fuck them. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Durs already chose side. You know what I'm with you guys.

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Speaker 1: Fuck these guys, these super nice Irish guys. There's only

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Speaker 1: two Irish directors in l A that are like they.

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Speaker 1: How many other Irish guys could we be talking about

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Speaker 1: right now? Uh? Well they were in Ireland, they were

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Speaker 1: currently in Ireland. Like they're fully Irish breaks the real deal,

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Speaker 1: not like me saying luck at the Irish. That's probably

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Speaker 1: cultural appropriation. Yeah, you're on a roll these days. Irish

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Speaker 1: people are going to be like, fuck you, dude, disrespect

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Speaker 1: look of the Irish. Fuck you, that's our ship. Are

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Speaker 1: we rocking kilts and sombreros at your wedding? That? I

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Speaker 1: think that is going to be the move. Yeah, we're

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Speaker 1: corned beef and hash tacos. I think that. Hey Kyle,

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Speaker 1: what are you reading? You look like you're trying to

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Speaker 1: say some You've got some information? Oh man, I'm just

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Speaker 1: looking trying to decipher what this says. Right here, it's

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Speaker 1: the most common surname in the world. No, no, no,

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Speaker 1: you guys were talking no common surname. Let's hear Smith

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Speaker 1: is the most common surname in the world, most prevalent

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Speaker 1: in the US. Right, but it says nine thousand four.

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Speaker 1: I don't understand that part divine, divine is, Oh, divine is.

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Speaker 1: So it's not even okay, So it's not even close

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Speaker 1: even in a basic analogy. If you accept the Smith

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Speaker 1: is most common in America. No, no, it says it's

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Speaker 1: the ninth. I was in four hundred and twenty five

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Speaker 1: most common surname, right, Hey, guys, we got to the

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Speaker 1: bottom of it. Yeah. Yeah, it's a bad analogy. These guys,

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Speaker 1: their metaphors are whack, Like, what's going on with this guy?

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Speaker 1: Just kidding. Hey, they make great movies. They're fucking dogshit

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Speaker 1: with analogies. And I'll say it, are you guys? None

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Speaker 1: of you guys are Irish, So this is really only

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Speaker 1: like I'm Irish that you are. Yeah, today I thought

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Speaker 1: you were Czechoslovakian. I am on my mother's side the Blasics,

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Speaker 1: but the Anderson's are Irish. Yeah there you go, good job, buddy. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: like you did a German accent right there. Yeah, super,

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Speaker 1: Your mom's maiden name is Blasik. That's right. Yeah, that's

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Speaker 1: where that. Yeah, that's where Blazer comes from. How do

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Speaker 1: you spell? Is it? No? But it kind of lines

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Speaker 1: up like, isn't your name Lake? And that's where it

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Speaker 1: comes Blake and you smoke weed. I thought that's where

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Speaker 1: we got Blazer. Do we say our mom's maiden names?

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Speaker 1: Should we fucking reps for our moms today? Yeah? Hell yeah, dude,

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Speaker 1: let's go. Let's call our moms. Let's say their names first.

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Speaker 1: I did talk to mind them. I'm good. Uh so

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Speaker 1: Blasik and what is that? That's I was told it

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Speaker 1: was yeah, like Czechoslovakian. But um, yeah, like I said,

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Speaker 1: my dad said, it's Polish. But maybe he's just trying

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Speaker 1: to dis my mom. Why what's wrong with being Polish?

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Speaker 1: My wife is Polish? Nothing? I think it's I think

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Speaker 1: it has negative connotations. Well to who dude to my dad, Well,

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Speaker 1: Polish people are the butts of a lot of jokes.

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Speaker 1: There's a lot of Polish jokes. I don't know about

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Speaker 1: that in the Chicago Land area. Yeah, there are like

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Speaker 1: Polish jokes that people say, but I don't I never

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Speaker 1: understood any of them. Yeah, it's like way before our

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Speaker 1: person to be like immigrating to America. It was the

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Speaker 1: got it and then they were like, well, Polish people

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Speaker 1: are new. So the Irish people were like, these guys,

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Speaker 1: I heard this, I heard this joke about me and

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Speaker 1: now my saints about them. And then it just turned

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Speaker 1: into blonde jokes. And then we just started ragging on

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Speaker 1: blonde people, right because everyone's like, suck them right, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: well they're so hot, they have so much fun. Jokes

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Speaker 1: were huge, they were big in the nineties. We had

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Speaker 1: to take them down. They look like they're well, you're

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Speaker 1: kind of blonde. You've got that strawberry you're strawberry kissed.

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Speaker 1: Are you talking to me? I was talking to Blake.

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Speaker 1: I feel like your hair you're like a redhead a

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Speaker 1: little bit. You're more I do. I'm looking at it.

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Speaker 1: Yours as darker than Blake's. It's science. It's we've got

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Speaker 1: too bad one more. Yeah, it's a little red, a

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Speaker 1: little it was blond when I was a kid. Blake,

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Speaker 1: you still have your beautiful blonde locks. My hair was

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Speaker 1: blonde when it was a kid too. You were blond? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean me too as a child. Okay, you're a kid. Yeah, Okay, yes,

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Speaker 1: fuck you dog, You're not special. Talk everyone children. I

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Speaker 1: wanted to talk. It was my turn. It's a few minutes.

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Speaker 1: I wanted to talk. Okay, was blond as well? Well,

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Speaker 1: I here's something that I get a little, a little

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Speaker 1: peeved on, and it's I get mistaken for like a

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Speaker 1: ginger all the time. People call me a ginger online

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Speaker 1: all the time. And no dis to gingers, but like,

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Speaker 1: I'm not a ginger. Yeah, but kind of you're a

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Speaker 1: ginger pollock and that's fine and we're okay with it.

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Speaker 1: Be nice. Did I tell this story about the Intern

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Speaker 1: when they brought me into a d R on the Intern? Uh?

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Speaker 1: The Intern is a movie starring Anders Holme and myself

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Speaker 1: and also Robert de Niro and Anne Hathway are also in. Yes,

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Speaker 1: you guys are definitely first billing and Robert de Niro

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Speaker 1: is third. We got one in two is it DeNardo

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Speaker 1: or Anna Halfway? And Robert DeNardo? Well, it's for your

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Speaker 1: guys story for sure. I feel like I feel that's

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Speaker 1: a story that the audience wanted to go on. They're like, wait,

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Speaker 1: what's the what's the scruffy husband up to? How come

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Speaker 1: those two didn't meet? Yeah, what's the the guy that

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Speaker 1: wear sweater vests in the office. What's uh, let's kind

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Speaker 1: of take a walk down in his life? What are

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Speaker 1: their stories? So I go in to do a d R,

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Speaker 1: which is like when when you re record lines that

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Speaker 1: you said like the audio was bad, and we all

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Speaker 1: know what a d R S stands for additional dialogue replacement.

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Speaker 1: There we go, Thank you, Kyle, finally someone smart on

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Speaker 1: this fucking pod. Well, I knew what it was. I

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Speaker 1: been a few minutes. So I go into that. I

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Speaker 1: go in to do this uh with Nancy Meyers, famous director.

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Speaker 1: She's awesome, and she goes, hey, it's been a while

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Speaker 1: since I see you. Can I see you outside in

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Speaker 1: the light, And I'm like, of course, you can. You

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Speaker 1: can see me wherever anywhere you want me, baby, it's

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Speaker 1: usually like dark in these in these re recording studios

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Speaker 1: and stuff. This the mode and she just starts looking

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Speaker 1: at my head for lice and I'm like, right, I'm

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Speaker 1: like just being inspected, like I don't know what. And

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Speaker 1: she goes, she goes, huh, your hair is kind of red.

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Speaker 1: And I was like, yeah that she sure, she for

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Speaker 1: sure hated it and it might have ruined the movie

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Speaker 1: for her, and I felt so I was like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: but here's the thing. Just because you have red hair

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Speaker 1: doesn't mean you're a ginger. I think it's cool. Ginger

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Speaker 1: is a different thing. Ginger is like, you're real riled

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Speaker 1: up about Ginger's black. Yeah, no, ginger, but what do

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Speaker 1: you think it is. It's like straight up like red

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Speaker 1: ass hair, like shocked hal skin, like maybe even you

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Speaker 1: have some like little freckles going on, Like it's a

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Speaker 1: special sort of like our managerizing, right, Yeah, Like Isaac

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Speaker 1: probably has ginger. Yeah, I would say he's probably the

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Speaker 1: gen probably has ginger. That guy is the Devil's just

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Speaker 1: super white and super redheaded. There you just look at him.

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Speaker 1: You just explained exactly what he looks like. The doctors like,

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Speaker 1: we've got the test back, and it looks like you

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Speaker 1: might have ginger. I think Blake is real sensitive about

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Speaker 1: being called ginger. It has negative connotations, much like being

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Speaker 1: his polish background. Uh, you're saying like that dude, King

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Speaker 1: Krall is a ginger right that dude? Yeah, okay, yes

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Speaker 1: to great reference. Sure or Conan O'Brien. We're talking about

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Speaker 1: Conan O'Brien. Conan O'Brien. Yeah, he's the most famous King Cruel.

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Speaker 1: That's the fucking sickst That dude is so good on

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Speaker 1: a guitar, man, just him and a guitar. His first album,

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Speaker 1: Let's go. That's one. We got one, we got one.

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Speaker 1: Put it on the board. That's one. Got me pumped.

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Speaker 1: That's dope. Ed Sheeron classicg Sheering, very good pull Uh.

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Speaker 1: we'll bring the whole pandemic. That's been how you did comedy, right,

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Speaker 1: And I thought this guy was horny immediately. I'm really

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Speaker 1: the Ravioli kick and you're like, even like Ravioli, but fine.

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Speaker 1: Like no, it's not motherfucker's hammy. The hamster. It was Hammy, Hammy.

413
00:24:13,840 --> 00:24:16,879
Speaker 1: I don't even know my own security questions. Do I

414
00:24:16,960 --> 00:24:20,680
Speaker 1: might get security? I got the flag, player, I got

415
00:24:20,680 --> 00:24:30,560
Speaker 1: the flag. Look at the Irish, to you the Irish,

416
00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:35,680
Speaker 1: My Guinness pig over there? You finished one? Are you? Guys? Guinness? Guys?

417
00:24:36,280 --> 00:24:40,040
Speaker 1: Do you drink Guinness more than twice a year? No?

418
00:24:40,200 --> 00:24:42,720
Speaker 1: I don't. I always like it. Every time I have it,

419
00:24:42,760 --> 00:24:45,200
Speaker 1: I'm like, that was really good, but I never just

420
00:24:45,560 --> 00:24:47,520
Speaker 1: get it. Do you think that's why it's really good?

421
00:24:47,520 --> 00:24:49,919
Speaker 1: Because it's a special occasion type thing. Like if you

422
00:24:50,520 --> 00:24:52,680
Speaker 1: if you started a new job and everyone's like, well,

423
00:24:52,680 --> 00:24:54,480
Speaker 1: come on out after work and get a Guinness, and

424
00:24:54,480 --> 00:24:56,879
Speaker 1: you guys did that twice a week or something like that,

425
00:24:56,960 --> 00:24:59,080
Speaker 1: do you think you'd be like, I'm gonna just have

426
00:24:59,119 --> 00:25:02,480
Speaker 1: a course tonight. Yeah. Absolutely, dude. I remember getting sick

427
00:25:02,520 --> 00:25:05,520
Speaker 1: of Guinness. Yeah. I I don't think I can drink

428
00:25:05,960 --> 00:25:08,240
Speaker 1: sixteen of these, Like I can't have like a whole

429
00:25:08,320 --> 00:25:11,119
Speaker 1: day of drinking beer, like on a boat and have

430
00:25:11,200 --> 00:25:14,440
Speaker 1: it be guinnis like it can be Coors Light. No. Yeah,

431
00:25:14,480 --> 00:25:16,800
Speaker 1: you could do Cores Light for like four days, but

432
00:25:16,880 --> 00:25:21,520
Speaker 1: like a Guinness, we're gonna get some weird Guinness hate,

433
00:25:21,640 --> 00:25:23,600
Speaker 1: and they're gonna come at us and they're gonna be like,

434
00:25:23,720 --> 00:25:27,320
Speaker 1: fuck you dude, Absolutely, you can drink Guinness all the time.

435
00:25:27,359 --> 00:25:29,719
Speaker 1: Then we're gonna go on the profile photos and you

436
00:25:29,760 --> 00:25:33,080
Speaker 1: know they're gonna be gingers. Look at the Irish too, Yeah, ginger.

437
00:25:34,080 --> 00:25:36,760
Speaker 1: Here's what I'll say about Guinness, though, I have a

438
00:25:36,800 --> 00:25:41,560
Speaker 1: feeling it's better over there in Ireland and all that ship.

439
00:25:41,600 --> 00:25:45,040
Speaker 1: Oh for sure. Yeah, I think our Guinness is track.

440
00:25:45,359 --> 00:25:48,479
Speaker 1: When we went to I did that USO tour, right,

441
00:25:48,560 --> 00:25:51,600
Speaker 1: and so I flew on Christmas Day and we went

442
00:25:51,680 --> 00:25:56,880
Speaker 1: to uh yeah, and that's their um insurance and god,

443
00:25:56,920 --> 00:25:58,960
Speaker 1: it's so good, I think. Or the bank I'm not

444
00:25:58,960 --> 00:26:01,760
Speaker 1: sure exactly what that is. And that drop that you

445
00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:05,000
Speaker 1: as a a I'm gonna get the drop, don't worry.

446
00:26:05,320 --> 00:26:08,920
Speaker 1: We went to Spain and then Iraq and then Afghanistan

447
00:26:09,400 --> 00:26:12,920
Speaker 1: and Poland, and then on our way home we had

448
00:26:12,960 --> 00:26:17,120
Speaker 1: to stop in Ireland to gas up and then come

449
00:26:17,119 --> 00:26:20,440
Speaker 1: back across the pond. And by gas up you mean

450
00:26:20,760 --> 00:26:25,320
Speaker 1: smoke weed every day gass up in Guhnis. But no,

451
00:26:25,480 --> 00:26:28,320
Speaker 1: they allowed us to all get off the plane and

452
00:26:28,359 --> 00:26:31,480
Speaker 1: go drink. Let's go. It was gonna take like an

453
00:26:31,520 --> 00:26:33,920
Speaker 1: hour and a half to gas the plane up. And

454
00:26:34,480 --> 00:26:38,040
Speaker 1: we went there and all just got shit housed off

455
00:26:38,080 --> 00:26:40,359
Speaker 1: of Guennis, and admittedly, like I thought it was bullshit.

456
00:26:40,400 --> 00:26:42,760
Speaker 1: I was like, the Guinness is gonna taste the same,

457
00:26:43,119 --> 00:26:46,840
Speaker 1: because I've been to the Budweiser plants, you know, and

458
00:26:46,880 --> 00:26:49,359
Speaker 1: they're like fresh off the and then and You're like,

459
00:26:49,600 --> 00:26:52,159
Speaker 1: that's good. I liked it. I'm still gonna send it.

460
00:26:52,680 --> 00:26:54,680
Speaker 1: That's a that's a can of beer. I liked it.

461
00:26:54,840 --> 00:26:57,800
Speaker 1: I like Budweiser. This is what it tastes like. But Gunnis,

462
00:26:57,960 --> 00:27:02,280
Speaker 1: it's it's definitely because here I'm every time I taste Againnis,

463
00:27:02,280 --> 00:27:04,320
Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, it's good, I like it. And there

464
00:27:04,359 --> 00:27:06,639
Speaker 1: I was like, this is the fucking most delicious thing

465
00:27:06,640 --> 00:27:08,240
Speaker 1: I've ever had in my life. That's what I'm saying.

466
00:27:09,720 --> 00:27:12,480
Speaker 1: I can see that people over there, That's why they're

467
00:27:12,520 --> 00:27:15,640
Speaker 1: so passionate about it. And you were wish you were

468
00:27:15,640 --> 00:27:21,640
Speaker 1: with Schwartzkoff, General Schwartzkoff. No I was with General Dunford. Noriega.

469
00:27:21,800 --> 00:27:25,639
Speaker 1: I wasn't with Noriega. No is General Dunford. Are we allowed?

470
00:27:25,840 --> 00:27:28,560
Speaker 1: Is this classified? Uh? And but he was a four

471
00:27:28,560 --> 00:27:29,919
Speaker 1: star general. It was like a big deal. It was

472
00:27:29,960 --> 00:27:36,760
Speaker 1: so crazy seeing a general walk into a room of soldiers. General,

473
00:27:37,040 --> 00:27:42,639
Speaker 1: yeah like doing bits through it. But they couldn't. They couldn't.

474
00:27:42,640 --> 00:27:47,880
Speaker 1: Look wish soldier, I wish he did fun bits like that.

475
00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:50,760
Speaker 1: So it was like the amount of respect that you

476
00:27:50,840 --> 00:27:53,320
Speaker 1: see in these like these kids eyes because they're all

477
00:27:53,359 --> 00:27:57,080
Speaker 1: like eighteen nineteen years old. It was fucking permission to

478
00:27:57,119 --> 00:27:58,880
Speaker 1: tell you your dick is out of your pet. Sir,

479
00:27:59,680 --> 00:28:04,879
Speaker 1: I'm form you soldier, your helmet the other helmet. I

480
00:28:04,920 --> 00:28:07,920
Speaker 1: know that soldier. That was a test and you passed.

481
00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:14,920
Speaker 1: Stand down a soldier. Major pains my favorite. It's just

482
00:28:15,119 --> 00:28:21,760
Speaker 1: quoting Sansi tip San sat tip. Did you drink it?

483
00:28:21,840 --> 00:28:23,720
Speaker 1: Was it like warm? I feel like I've heard that

484
00:28:23,760 --> 00:28:26,880
Speaker 1: they drink it like warm over there. Yeah, I've never traveled.

485
00:28:27,119 --> 00:28:32,320
Speaker 1: I heard their beers are cold over there. I don't

486
00:28:32,400 --> 00:28:35,440
Speaker 1: remember it being warm. No, but maybe it was at

487
00:28:35,440 --> 00:28:41,600
Speaker 1: the airport, so they they were making it international flavors cold. Wait,

488
00:28:41,640 --> 00:28:43,720
Speaker 1: it was at the airport. Yeah, we stopped at the

489
00:28:43,720 --> 00:28:45,400
Speaker 1: airport and only had like an hour and a half,

490
00:28:45,720 --> 00:28:48,960
Speaker 1: and so we went in the airport and drank there.

491
00:28:48,720 --> 00:28:54,320
Speaker 1: Went to a regular airport with the military. Yeah, I

492
00:28:54,360 --> 00:28:56,680
Speaker 1: think so. I don't know that was it. The ClearPort

493
00:28:56,760 --> 00:29:00,600
Speaker 1: was in Shannon, Shannon, Ireland. Shut on that so hella,

494
00:29:00,640 --> 00:29:04,680
Speaker 1: I was it warm or cold? Cold? I mean I

495
00:29:04,720 --> 00:29:07,080
Speaker 1: had like seven or eight within an hour, so I

496
00:29:07,120 --> 00:29:10,440
Speaker 1: don't remember. Said it was great and it was the best.

497
00:29:10,680 --> 00:29:13,720
Speaker 1: It was great. I remember like both me and my

498
00:29:13,840 --> 00:29:18,040
Speaker 1: dad being like Jesus Christ. My dad was like, this

499
00:29:18,120 --> 00:29:21,400
Speaker 1: is damn good and I'm like, yeah, it is Wow,

500
00:29:21,480 --> 00:29:25,120
Speaker 1: this is nice. And then we were also like, you know,

501
00:29:25,320 --> 00:29:28,080
Speaker 1: they taking shots of Jamison. It was a quick one

502
00:29:28,080 --> 00:29:34,560
Speaker 1: hour aground and pound classic divine one two punch. There

503
00:29:34,640 --> 00:29:36,800
Speaker 1: we go. Would have been warm, could have been cold.

504
00:29:36,840 --> 00:29:39,200
Speaker 1: It was a good fu time. I'll tell you that much.

505
00:29:39,360 --> 00:29:42,280
Speaker 1: Warm cold, I don't know. God did the twig look

506
00:29:42,280 --> 00:29:47,280
Speaker 1: at the Yeah, yeah, that's a cool way to end

507
00:29:47,320 --> 00:29:51,120
Speaker 1: to end every sentence. Uh yeah, I was in this

508
00:29:51,400 --> 00:29:53,520
Speaker 1: fucking accident of the day of This car almost hit me.

509
00:29:53,600 --> 00:29:59,960
Speaker 1: But look at the irish to look at didn't hear?

510
00:30:00,120 --> 00:30:01,680
Speaker 1: Check it out? Man. I got a curly fried my

511
00:30:01,720 --> 00:30:07,080
Speaker 1: regular friessh lucky if you look. I got a Hamburger

512
00:30:07,120 --> 00:30:11,840
Speaker 1: patty on the top of my happen. It's just fast

513
00:30:11,880 --> 00:30:15,280
Speaker 1: food orders. Just that you just said you got a

514
00:30:15,320 --> 00:30:18,880
Speaker 1: Hamburger patty on top of your hamberg I ordered six nuggets,

515
00:30:18,880 --> 00:30:21,920
Speaker 1: I got seven nuggets. Look at the Irish, you always

516
00:30:21,960 --> 00:30:24,040
Speaker 1: get one curly fry, but you never just get like

517
00:30:24,080 --> 00:30:26,360
Speaker 1: a hamburger patty on top of your chicken sandwich backs.

518
00:30:26,360 --> 00:30:29,280
Speaker 1: And you're like, whoyah, there's never an accidental patty. So

519
00:30:33,080 --> 00:30:36,640
Speaker 1: check it out. I ordered apple pie I gotta make

520
00:30:37,960 --> 00:30:41,520
Speaker 1: But can we get serious real quick? Let's get serious, guys.

521
00:30:41,600 --> 00:30:46,719
Speaker 1: Let's get serious real quick. Okay, okay, alright, right serious turn. Yes,

522
00:30:47,160 --> 00:30:50,920
Speaker 1: sometimes we're sometimes you joke too much. Years ago, Jack

523
00:30:50,920 --> 00:30:55,440
Speaker 1: in the Box had many sirloin burgers, right right. Commercial, Yes,

524
00:30:56,720 --> 00:30:59,960
Speaker 1: it's still my ring tone. I know that ring to

525
00:31:00,240 --> 00:31:02,000
Speaker 1: the commercials trade. I'm like, oh shoot, I'm gonna get

526
00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:04,200
Speaker 1: some sliders. I went to go get the sliders, and

527
00:31:04,320 --> 00:31:09,560
Speaker 1: the bun on the slider was just a regular Hamburger bun.

528
00:31:10,080 --> 00:31:13,200
Speaker 1: Quartered So in the commercial they just showed you the front,

529
00:31:13,200 --> 00:31:16,520
Speaker 1: which is the round side, but then when you bought them,

530
00:31:16,520 --> 00:31:20,520
Speaker 1: looking down on it, they were just pie shaped cutouts

531
00:31:20,680 --> 00:31:24,640
Speaker 1: of the regular hamburger bun. This is important, you know,

532
00:31:24,720 --> 00:31:27,840
Speaker 1: this is important and guys, this is over ten years ago.

533
00:31:28,120 --> 00:31:30,720
Speaker 1: You got played. Dude, I'm gonna tell you right now,

534
00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:35,000
Speaker 1: you got played. I felt lied to, and I'm so

535
00:31:35,080 --> 00:31:37,400
Speaker 1: glad we got serious about this. Have you guys ever

536
00:31:37,520 --> 00:31:41,040
Speaker 1: had a day that bad? Ever? Yes, ever, in our

537
00:31:41,040 --> 00:31:45,280
Speaker 1: whole worst than Quartered Bun. And that includes like getting

538
00:31:45,320 --> 00:31:48,719
Speaker 1: hit by the cement truck and having family members dying stuff.

539
00:31:48,800 --> 00:31:51,760
Speaker 1: Oh you mean the thing that gave you, like something

540
00:31:51,800 --> 00:31:54,160
Speaker 1: interesting to talk about? Look at the items. No, I'm

541
00:31:54,160 --> 00:31:58,760
Speaker 1: asking that that those count two? Yeah? Then no, I haven't. Yeah, yeah,

542
00:31:58,880 --> 00:32:02,160
Speaker 1: I mean Quartered Bun. I can't even imagine. I remember

543
00:32:02,160 --> 00:32:04,640
Speaker 1: getting those small burgers and they all had complete buns.

544
00:32:05,040 --> 00:32:07,480
Speaker 1: Oh wait, you got the sliders and they had a

545
00:32:07,560 --> 00:32:11,440
Speaker 1: slider bun. Of course, I remember mini burgers with complete buns.

546
00:32:11,520 --> 00:32:14,160
Speaker 1: Jack and the Crizzle, Jack and the crib. I'm pretty

547
00:32:14,160 --> 00:32:16,040
Speaker 1: sure it was Jack and the Crizz. Yeah, Jack in

548
00:32:16,080 --> 00:32:19,360
Speaker 1: the bills jacket and Jane the criz. Now it's Jack

549
00:32:19,400 --> 00:32:22,800
Speaker 1: in the box. That is No, that's Carl Carl Jr.

550
00:32:22,960 --> 00:32:28,680
Speaker 1: Is Hardy's correct. Jack in the Box is its own animal.

551
00:32:29,800 --> 00:32:31,800
Speaker 1: I'm a big fan of the commercials. I gotta tell you,

552
00:32:31,880 --> 00:32:35,360
Speaker 1: the guy doing great work over there. He's still doing them.

553
00:32:35,400 --> 00:32:37,080
Speaker 1: It's like one guy and he does them all. He's

554
00:32:37,080 --> 00:32:39,520
Speaker 1: still doing. He writes them, puts the hat on, he

555
00:32:40,520 --> 00:32:43,320
Speaker 1: directs them. I think he was in charge of hiring

556
00:32:43,960 --> 00:32:46,520
Speaker 1: the like ad agencies and then he was just like,

557
00:32:46,760 --> 00:32:48,720
Speaker 1: I'm not liking this. I'm gonna do with my on

558
00:32:48,840 --> 00:32:51,200
Speaker 1: my own. And he's I think he's the guy who

559
00:32:51,280 --> 00:32:53,880
Speaker 1: wears the or at least voices that do with the

560
00:32:53,960 --> 00:32:59,320
Speaker 1: big globe. Yo, what is this real at all? Wait?

561
00:32:59,360 --> 00:33:02,000
Speaker 1: What this is all real? I did not know this

562
00:33:02,120 --> 00:33:04,360
Speaker 1: at all? So this do you remember when you met me?

563
00:33:04,520 --> 00:33:07,000
Speaker 1: I had a jack in the box head on my

564
00:33:07,400 --> 00:33:10,520
Speaker 1: I'm about to say, dude, the antenna balls. You need

565
00:33:10,560 --> 00:33:14,040
Speaker 1: to talk about significance of a jack in a box

566
00:33:14,080 --> 00:33:18,760
Speaker 1: and tena ball. Those motherfucker's were so sick and also

567
00:33:18,960 --> 00:33:22,280
Speaker 1: got snatched a lot, dude. No one snatched mine off

568
00:33:22,320 --> 00:33:25,320
Speaker 1: my minivans. I'm gonna I'm gonna admit something real quick.

569
00:33:25,360 --> 00:33:31,680
Speaker 1: When I had fuck, dude, those things were so coveted

570
00:33:31,720 --> 00:33:34,120
Speaker 1: where I was from, Like people wanted a jacket tenna

571
00:33:34,160 --> 00:33:36,479
Speaker 1: ball right, not everybody had him, and I wanted them.

572
00:33:36,520 --> 00:33:38,280
Speaker 1: And when I wasn't doing a paper route and what

573
00:33:38,360 --> 00:33:41,080
Speaker 1: happened When I was doing a paper route, nobody was

574
00:33:41,160 --> 00:33:42,960
Speaker 1: up yet, and I would take that. I would take

575
00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:46,240
Speaker 1: the jack you stole. You stole them, You stole them.

576
00:33:46,720 --> 00:33:50,680
Speaker 1: You know they were one. It wasn't like a Mercedes

577
00:33:50,720 --> 00:33:53,520
Speaker 1: Benz hood ornament. I took him. How many did you take?

578
00:33:53,600 --> 00:33:55,959
Speaker 1: And guys, let's be serious, I would like to know

579
00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:57,920
Speaker 1: that too. How many did you take over the course

580
00:33:57,960 --> 00:33:59,520
Speaker 1: of the time I was a paper boy and they

581
00:33:59,520 --> 00:34:03,040
Speaker 1: were popular? Yes, yea thousands. I don't know. I don't know.

582
00:34:03,120 --> 00:34:07,600
Speaker 1: Maybe maybe twenty, Maybe I don't know. I think I

583
00:34:07,640 --> 00:34:11,120
Speaker 1: might have given them to people like you would not

584
00:34:11,280 --> 00:34:13,600
Speaker 1: as well given the girls and be like I stole this.

585
00:34:13,760 --> 00:34:15,480
Speaker 1: I think I might have done that, been like this,

586
00:34:16,040 --> 00:34:19,399
Speaker 1: this is a stolen thing. I'm naughty. Do you want

587
00:34:19,440 --> 00:34:22,680
Speaker 1: to be naughty too? But did it work? Though? Every

588
00:34:22,760 --> 00:34:26,960
Speaker 1: time they were sick, they had they were dope. They

589
00:34:27,040 --> 00:34:29,799
Speaker 1: called you the ultimate cheeseburger. Yeah, it worked, of course

590
00:34:29,840 --> 00:34:33,600
Speaker 1: it worked. That's so sweet, You're the ultimate sour dough jap.

591
00:34:34,160 --> 00:34:36,200
Speaker 1: I feel bad. I used to take them if I could.

592
00:34:36,560 --> 00:34:38,200
Speaker 1: If I could, I'd put them all back, you know,

593
00:34:38,560 --> 00:34:40,360
Speaker 1: if I would, I would go get a bunch and

594
00:34:40,400 --> 00:34:41,960
Speaker 1: put them all back if I knew who they were.

595
00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:44,000
Speaker 1: I mean, can I go out on a limb and

596
00:34:44,160 --> 00:34:47,399
Speaker 1: say that jagon a box is kind of bottom tear

597
00:34:47,520 --> 00:34:50,640
Speaker 1: fast food to me? I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I said,

598
00:34:51,200 --> 00:34:53,919
Speaker 1: I used to love that Ultimate cheeseburger. I know where

599
00:34:53,920 --> 00:34:55,840
Speaker 1: you're coming from, and I haven't been there and probably

600
00:34:55,920 --> 00:34:59,200
Speaker 1: ten years, but like you guys are Californians coming from

601
00:34:59,239 --> 00:35:02,280
Speaker 1: somewhere else. There was an exotic nous to would like, oh,

602
00:35:02,640 --> 00:35:05,399
Speaker 1: what's this? And when I put that jack in the box? Yeah,

603
00:35:05,440 --> 00:35:07,600
Speaker 1: And when I put that bobble the what is it?

604
00:35:07,719 --> 00:35:10,320
Speaker 1: What we call bubble? Not a bobble? What? No antenna

605
00:35:10,360 --> 00:35:12,919
Speaker 1: topper and antenna topper? When I put that on top

606
00:35:12,960 --> 00:35:16,680
Speaker 1: of my antenna antenna, I was like, I'm a Californian

607
00:35:16,760 --> 00:35:21,239
Speaker 1: now I belong here? Whoa really? It was like, I'm

608
00:35:21,280 --> 00:35:24,440
Speaker 1: a local, don't hassle me. And we're being serious right now.

609
00:35:24,760 --> 00:35:27,799
Speaker 1: You're being serious. Serious, We've been serious since we called

610
00:35:27,880 --> 00:35:32,279
Speaker 1: the seriousness. Okay, let's remain serious. We're remaining serious for

611
00:35:32,280 --> 00:35:34,120
Speaker 1: a while. I would like to remain serious during this.

612
00:35:34,360 --> 00:35:37,359
Speaker 1: Are you serious? Man? Since I shoot on jackon box,

613
00:35:37,360 --> 00:35:39,719
Speaker 1: I will say I love the monster tacos and their

614
00:35:39,760 --> 00:35:42,439
Speaker 1: egg rolls were pretty good. That's what was cool about

615
00:35:42,520 --> 00:35:45,160
Speaker 1: Jack in the Boxes. They had a very large menu,

616
00:35:45,760 --> 00:35:48,759
Speaker 1: lots of things and breakfast all day. Breakfast all day

617
00:35:48,840 --> 00:35:50,840
Speaker 1: is a big one. They just had the weirdest menu.

618
00:35:51,160 --> 00:35:54,360
Speaker 1: I remember being so weird it out that that you

619
00:35:54,400 --> 00:35:59,560
Speaker 1: could get tacos at the burger Joint. Remember, because it's

620
00:35:59,680 --> 00:36:01,640
Speaker 1: coming from the Midwest, are like that, Well, that don't

621
00:36:01,760 --> 00:36:05,279
Speaker 1: happen though, you gotta go to Taco John's or the

622
00:36:05,360 --> 00:36:09,080
Speaker 1: Taco Bell. Food is still segregated in the Midwest. It's

623
00:36:09,680 --> 00:36:13,120
Speaker 1: it's a very segregated place. Yeah. I remember having the

624
00:36:13,200 --> 00:36:16,520
Speaker 1: same vibe from getting a hamburger at Del Taco, being

625
00:36:16,600 --> 00:36:18,920
Speaker 1: like this is a little like I don't know how

626
00:36:19,040 --> 00:36:21,480
Speaker 1: I feel about that. And if French fries at Del Taco,

627
00:36:21,640 --> 00:36:23,799
Speaker 1: that's a name if you know. You know, though, their

628
00:36:23,880 --> 00:36:28,240
Speaker 1: fries at Del Taco are freaking hammer. I don't remember

629
00:36:28,320 --> 00:36:30,160
Speaker 1: them being hammer. I don't know if I would call

630
00:36:30,160 --> 00:36:35,480
Speaker 1: them hammer, but they're they're definitely. Yeah, they're like the

631
00:36:35,680 --> 00:36:38,400
Speaker 1: zick the squiggly side ziggy sides, is that what they are?

632
00:36:38,880 --> 00:36:42,200
Speaker 1: What are they cut their crinkle cut and they're ziggly

633
00:36:42,520 --> 00:36:46,560
Speaker 1: ziggery sides. What what is that? Squiggle sides? I said,

634
00:36:46,560 --> 00:36:50,200
Speaker 1: squiggly sides? Do we want to rank fries? Styles? Right,

635
00:36:51,400 --> 00:36:55,720
Speaker 1: let's do rankdown? But we're we're gonna be serious. We're serious.

636
00:36:56,120 --> 00:36:57,880
Speaker 1: I would like to be serious. Yeah, I would love

637
00:36:57,920 --> 00:37:02,760
Speaker 1: to rank. Let's nice, dude, I can see the hamsters

638
00:37:03,719 --> 00:37:07,319
Speaker 1: real quick before we definitely rank them. Yeah, that's the best.

639
00:37:07,400 --> 00:37:10,919
Speaker 1: That was the best meme or gift of all time.

640
00:37:11,520 --> 00:37:16,239
Speaker 1: The hamster turning around us put that noise again? Dude,

641
00:37:16,680 --> 00:37:23,759
Speaker 1: I lost it already, Like yeah, great, oh god, it's great.

642
00:37:25,760 --> 00:37:28,799
Speaker 1: I think crinkle cuts are my faith. I fucking love

643
00:37:28,880 --> 00:37:32,160
Speaker 1: a good crank. Those are your top Yeah? Are we

644
00:37:32,280 --> 00:37:35,839
Speaker 1: talking about style? We're talking about style here, not where

645
00:37:35,880 --> 00:37:38,600
Speaker 1: you're getting them. We're talking cuts of the potato or

646
00:37:38,640 --> 00:37:42,720
Speaker 1: we're talking okay, okay, I like that. Oh you guys

647
00:37:42,920 --> 00:37:49,279
Speaker 1: are your two Californian don't even know different cuts of potatoes? Talk?

648
00:37:50,160 --> 00:37:57,920
Speaker 1: He all right? Hello, I want to be able to

649
00:37:58,000 --> 00:38:05,880
Speaker 1: do all of them exactly. That was good, and I

650
00:38:05,960 --> 00:38:10,960
Speaker 1: can't think I like just the straight cut fries regular

651
00:38:11,280 --> 00:38:15,360
Speaker 1: shoe string. Are you talking shoe string? Are you talking steak? No?

652
00:38:15,640 --> 00:38:17,800
Speaker 1: I do not like the thick cut. I do not

653
00:38:18,080 --> 00:38:21,840
Speaker 1: steaks the worst. I do not. I don't know. I

654
00:38:21,920 --> 00:38:25,640
Speaker 1: don't dislike steak, very hard to cook. Well, all fries

655
00:38:25,680 --> 00:38:28,759
Speaker 1: are fine unless they're bad. Fries, but like steak cut,

656
00:38:29,200 --> 00:38:31,440
Speaker 1: even if they're well done, are for me at the

657
00:38:31,520 --> 00:38:34,320
Speaker 1: bottom of the best of the best. Too much tato,

658
00:38:34,640 --> 00:38:37,840
Speaker 1: a little too much tato. Oh, come on, we just

659
00:38:37,960 --> 00:38:40,000
Speaker 1: have a baked potato. If you want to just eat tato,

660
00:38:40,040 --> 00:38:43,279
Speaker 1: you're trying to get as much crispy crisp as you can.

661
00:38:43,480 --> 00:38:46,080
Speaker 1: I think I'm I think I'm straight cut. Thinner the better.

662
00:38:46,480 --> 00:38:50,440
Speaker 1: So you're talking shoe string French fries. Okay, that's your top,

663
00:38:50,840 --> 00:38:52,880
Speaker 1: that's it, that's the one. And do you have a

664
00:38:53,120 --> 00:38:56,480
Speaker 1: shoe string French fry restaurant that you're thinking of right

665
00:38:56,560 --> 00:38:58,440
Speaker 1: now or is that just a general Yeah, Well, I'm

666
00:38:58,440 --> 00:39:00,279
Speaker 1: basically trying to get to in and O. I like

667
00:39:00,400 --> 00:39:04,279
Speaker 1: to end and out fries. I love out fries. Well,

668
00:39:04,360 --> 00:39:10,920
Speaker 1: that's not shoe string though. That's a thin cut. No, no, no,

669
00:39:11,480 --> 00:39:14,160
Speaker 1: that's not Those are a regular French fries. Those are not. Yeah,

670
00:39:14,200 --> 00:39:16,759
Speaker 1: but I also would take it thinner if I if

671
00:39:16,800 --> 00:39:24,120
Speaker 1: I had the choice, I bet you would. I bet

672
00:39:24,160 --> 00:39:26,920
Speaker 1: you take it. Then you're getting a sicker um. I

673
00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:29,279
Speaker 1: do recall like in high school we had fish and

674
00:39:29,360 --> 00:39:32,359
Speaker 1: chips that did have a Luck of the Irish. There

675
00:39:32,480 --> 00:39:34,720
Speaker 1: was a thick cut fry that came with the fish

676
00:39:35,160 --> 00:39:37,640
Speaker 1: that had like a light seasoning. It was luck of

677
00:39:37,680 --> 00:39:41,719
Speaker 1: the Irish, very tasty. Bottom of the barrel. Though, So

678
00:39:41,920 --> 00:39:44,560
Speaker 1: are you claiming that shoe string fries are like what

679
00:39:44,800 --> 00:39:47,440
Speaker 1: you get at like free, like the really like like

680
00:39:47,640 --> 00:39:51,600
Speaker 1: usually if it's a classy restaurant. Yeah, like super super skinny. Yeah.

681
00:39:51,719 --> 00:39:53,680
Speaker 1: The only place I can think of off the top

682
00:39:53,719 --> 00:39:57,520
Speaker 1: of my head is Kuaina, which is a Hawaiian burger place.

683
00:39:57,840 --> 00:40:02,759
Speaker 1: The stop you do know, no, no one knows it. Whatever, bro,

684
00:40:03,880 --> 00:40:09,920
Speaker 1: leave the chat whatever. Out to the most delicious burger

685
00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:13,200
Speaker 1: place in Hawaii with the pineapple on the burger and

686
00:40:13,280 --> 00:40:17,920
Speaker 1: they got the shoestring fris. Dude, that's Islands. There's one

687
00:40:17,960 --> 00:40:21,600
Speaker 1: in Burbank. It's Islands. And do they have sing fries?

688
00:40:21,880 --> 00:40:25,279
Speaker 1: I bet? But ps don't don't knock it because it's

689
00:40:25,280 --> 00:40:27,879
Speaker 1: sucking off the chain. I'm sure. I'm sure it's gonna

690
00:40:27,960 --> 00:40:30,200
Speaker 1: knock a burger place and no one's gonna nug It's

691
00:40:30,200 --> 00:40:33,120
Speaker 1: just nobody is on the island in Hawaii to the

692
00:40:33,200 --> 00:40:36,359
Speaker 1: north shore of who I love to live there, right, Yeah,

693
00:40:36,360 --> 00:40:38,759
Speaker 1: I was there for a long time. Yeah, Adam, it's

694
00:40:38,840 --> 00:40:41,919
Speaker 1: on that strand. It's on that strand. I bet it's great.

695
00:40:42,120 --> 00:40:44,840
Speaker 1: Remember that burger spot. But I wish I did. I

696
00:40:44,960 --> 00:40:46,840
Speaker 1: kind of blew it was just off the top of

697
00:40:46,880 --> 00:40:49,480
Speaker 1: your head. It was My mine is crinkle cut my

698
00:40:49,600 --> 00:40:52,799
Speaker 1: favorite type of fries, or the crinkle cut. And I'm

699
00:40:52,880 --> 00:40:55,759
Speaker 1: thinking of like the bag that my mom would buy

700
00:40:56,440 --> 00:40:59,560
Speaker 1: and she'd fry them herself. The Oreta. How do you

701
00:40:59,600 --> 00:41:03,040
Speaker 1: pronounce that one? I thought I thought it was right

702
00:41:03,120 --> 00:41:06,640
Speaker 1: as tight. It's a great name. And I think she

703
00:41:06,800 --> 00:41:09,480
Speaker 1: probably just used too much oil. I bet she was

704
00:41:09,560 --> 00:41:12,600
Speaker 1: just like not measuring ship. It was just like tons

705
00:41:12,600 --> 00:41:15,200
Speaker 1: of oil on it and it was just like mad,

706
00:41:15,320 --> 00:41:18,840
Speaker 1: crispy and delicious. Big shout out to Penny Divine or

707
00:41:18,920 --> 00:41:25,000
Speaker 1: Penny Cobb. Also Penny Cobb. Is that not the cutest

708
00:41:25,080 --> 00:41:28,560
Speaker 1: name you've ever heard in your life? Penny Cobb? That's cute.

709
00:41:30,360 --> 00:41:34,520
Speaker 1: She's very cute, very cute. That's right. An, I'm just

710
00:41:34,640 --> 00:41:37,080
Speaker 1: that's cute. I want a petter, like a puppy. Blake.

711
00:41:37,239 --> 00:41:42,440
Speaker 1: Blake painted that picture for us with a swing, and

712
00:41:42,560 --> 00:41:47,319
Speaker 1: this is not an offensive thing. Um, sure, I think

713
00:41:48,800 --> 00:41:55,280
Speaker 1: I think Penny is a super cute name, right, Cob, Cob, No, okay,

714
00:41:55,520 --> 00:41:59,400
Speaker 1: double b what's wrong with Cob is not a cute name, right, Cob?

715
00:42:00,200 --> 00:42:03,759
Speaker 1: What's a cute last name? What's a cute last name? Featherstone?

716
00:42:04,239 --> 00:42:10,200
Speaker 1: So Penny Featherstone a name. I'm sorry if a girl

717
00:42:10,320 --> 00:42:14,399
Speaker 1: walked in whatever her first her last name is Featherstone,

718
00:42:15,480 --> 00:42:22,160
Speaker 1: she's got rocket dogs. Yeah, hot to Penny Heatherstone. Well

719
00:42:22,280 --> 00:42:25,840
Speaker 1: that's sexual, Penny Cobb. That's not a sexual name. That's like,

720
00:42:26,360 --> 00:42:35,959
Speaker 1: that's garbage, pussy Featherstone. And you're still like she's an angel. Yeah, admittedly, yeah,

721
00:42:36,160 --> 00:42:39,719
Speaker 1: I get that. I think it's as well, that's not

722
00:42:39,960 --> 00:42:44,000
Speaker 1: cute Featherstone. But Featherstone itself is cute. Oh my favorite

723
00:42:44,040 --> 00:42:47,680
Speaker 1: French Fride. It's not a cute last name. Featherstone isn't

724
00:42:47,680 --> 00:42:50,440
Speaker 1: a cute last name. No, Featherstone is cute. The problem

725
00:42:50,560 --> 00:42:52,640
Speaker 1: is that you went from cute to rocket dogs to

726
00:42:52,760 --> 00:42:59,000
Speaker 1: great fucking yeah a fucking like you, we're talking about you.

727
00:42:59,160 --> 00:43:03,760
Speaker 1: You were just like fucking straight up is porno cute

728
00:43:03,920 --> 00:43:06,920
Speaker 1: porn science hut is you were equating those two. I'm

729
00:43:06,960 --> 00:43:09,279
Speaker 1: saying that seems like somebody walks and you're like, whoa,

730
00:43:09,560 --> 00:43:12,480
Speaker 1: that's a cute. Well, yes, I guess like Penelope, what

731
00:43:12,680 --> 00:43:17,719
Speaker 1: was your last name, feather Featherstone, That's yeah, that's yeah.

732
00:43:17,760 --> 00:43:21,120
Speaker 1: You're like miss Muffett sat on the top, So that's cute. Hey,

733
00:43:21,320 --> 00:43:29,279
Speaker 1: andredaced Rover took over lakes smoking a cigarette wrapped around

734
00:43:29,320 --> 00:43:33,440
Speaker 1: his head. Hey, look at the Irish to you, I

735
00:43:33,520 --> 00:43:36,080
Speaker 1: hear you. That's cool. Well, my favorite cut of fry

736
00:43:36,160 --> 00:43:38,279
Speaker 1: and this is gonna kind of rock the boat a

737
00:43:38,320 --> 00:43:42,359
Speaker 1: little bit. I'm sorry, Oh ship, get them always does,

738
00:43:42,640 --> 00:43:45,719
Speaker 1: and I'm being serious, get them dog here, this with it.

739
00:43:45,760 --> 00:43:51,920
Speaker 1: Blake tater tots not French fries, though, get them. You

740
00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:55,800
Speaker 1: know what, it's a technicality. I'm sort of with you, Adam,

741
00:43:55,840 --> 00:43:58,040
Speaker 1: but I am kind of in the realm of like, yeah,

742
00:43:58,560 --> 00:44:01,080
Speaker 1: that's a hash problem. What is a fucking hash brown

743
00:44:01,160 --> 00:44:05,359
Speaker 1: a French fry? Guys talk, I like, where a hash

744
00:44:05,400 --> 00:44:08,160
Speaker 1: brown a French fry? That's the question. Is a hash

745
00:44:08,200 --> 00:44:10,759
Speaker 1: brown a French fry? You just told me about a

746
00:44:10,920 --> 00:44:14,480
Speaker 1: tiny hash brown, not a fucking French fry. That's true.

747
00:44:14,640 --> 00:44:16,959
Speaker 1: You just told us about a nugget of hash brown

748
00:44:17,280 --> 00:44:21,520
Speaker 1: that you consider a French fry. Yeah, and I'm asking

749
00:44:21,640 --> 00:44:24,360
Speaker 1: if that's a French fry, then is a hash brown

750
00:44:24,680 --> 00:44:29,360
Speaker 1: a French fry? Blake kill yourself? Yeah, Blake, I'm just wondering,

751
00:44:29,440 --> 00:44:32,719
Speaker 1: where do you draw the line? Dog, Kyle, we're drawing it.

752
00:44:33,480 --> 00:44:38,600
Speaker 1: I know. I want to put your dick away. Stand down, soldier.

753
00:44:39,400 --> 00:44:43,680
Speaker 1: I wanted to talk. So Tato Todd doesn't count. Okay,

754
00:44:43,800 --> 00:44:46,239
Speaker 1: Tato Todd doesn't count. Okay, then I'm gonna maybe got

755
00:44:46,280 --> 00:44:53,520
Speaker 1: my rock the boat again. Good, alright, let me gass

756
00:44:53,680 --> 00:45:00,360
Speaker 1: you up, Blake, Potato skink look a little good. Assen

757
00:45:00,400 --> 00:45:05,040
Speaker 1: you up? Hit us with it. Chris cut fries, Waffle fries,

758
00:45:05,200 --> 00:45:10,719
Speaker 1: Chris cut good. The boat without rocks the boat, Yep,

759
00:45:10,880 --> 00:45:13,160
Speaker 1: that's good with you. I don't think that rocks the boat.

760
00:45:13,160 --> 00:45:15,320
Speaker 1: I think that's well within the boat. We all have

761
00:45:15,520 --> 00:45:17,560
Speaker 1: just agreed with that. Yeah, the boat seems pretty fine.

762
00:45:17,680 --> 00:45:20,000
Speaker 1: The boat was fine. It moved it in a yeah,

763
00:45:20,040 --> 00:45:22,840
Speaker 1: it shook it up. It was it didn't shake it up. Personally,

764
00:45:22,880 --> 00:45:24,840
Speaker 1: I liked a little bit of boat rocking. It keeps me,

765
00:45:25,360 --> 00:45:28,200
Speaker 1: you know, moving and balancing. I like it. No boat

766
00:45:28,320 --> 00:45:31,279
Speaker 1: rocking would be like celery and we're like, what the

767
00:45:31,440 --> 00:45:33,719
Speaker 1: funk are you talking about? And you're like, Celery, what

768
00:45:33,800 --> 00:45:35,840
Speaker 1: are you doing to the boat? Stop rocking? I'd like

769
00:45:35,920 --> 00:45:38,960
Speaker 1: celery and you're like, that's not French fry and you're like, yeah, yeah,

770
00:45:39,040 --> 00:45:41,840
Speaker 1: but it's it's the same size, like it could be that.

771
00:45:41,920 --> 00:45:44,399
Speaker 1: It's like the same that would be rocking the boat

772
00:45:44,480 --> 00:45:47,640
Speaker 1: like dehydrated pace. Copy you. There was no rocking of

773
00:45:47,719 --> 00:45:50,560
Speaker 1: the boat. Copy you. Now we're just saying stuff. Hey,

774
00:45:50,640 --> 00:45:54,440
Speaker 1: thank you, I understood asking answered. I love Chris. I

775
00:45:54,520 --> 00:45:56,480
Speaker 1: love I called them Chris cut. Would you call him

776
00:45:56,480 --> 00:45:59,640
Speaker 1: waffle fries? Chris cut waffle fries? Yeah, you're the same.

777
00:45:59,760 --> 00:46:01,040
Speaker 1: Those are good. But I do want to give a

778
00:46:01,080 --> 00:46:05,080
Speaker 1: special shout out. Is this that Carl's Jr. Ref. You

779
00:46:05,200 --> 00:46:09,759
Speaker 1: don't know bowling alley if anything? Bowl? Well hell yeah yeah,

780
00:46:09,920 --> 00:46:13,680
Speaker 1: I'm talking bowling alley fries, bowling alleys in general? Are

781
00:46:13,719 --> 00:46:15,880
Speaker 1: they doing what my mom did and just was like

782
00:46:17,040 --> 00:46:20,239
Speaker 1: the amount of oil does not matter here, like we're

783
00:46:20,239 --> 00:46:24,279
Speaker 1: not measuring ship. Yeah, extra they are. I don't know

784
00:46:24,280 --> 00:46:26,000
Speaker 1: if anyone's doing it that. I'm just to be fair

785
00:46:26,080 --> 00:46:32,200
Speaker 1: to Penny Cob. I'm just being a no, dude, I

786
00:46:32,320 --> 00:46:34,360
Speaker 1: think your mom had like a secret recipe that like

787
00:46:34,440 --> 00:46:37,200
Speaker 1: people can't battle. No, she definitely did not. My mom's

788
00:46:37,239 --> 00:46:39,879
Speaker 1: the worst cook. She has no secret recipe. Your mom

789
00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:41,719
Speaker 1: is not a bad cook. I think she just put

790
00:46:41,840 --> 00:46:45,680
Speaker 1: them in the oil for too long and they were delicious.

791
00:46:46,160 --> 00:46:50,200
Speaker 1: They were just so oily and crispy that they're good there.

792
00:46:50,280 --> 00:46:52,920
Speaker 1: It's like you're drinking oil. Did you tell you or

793
00:46:52,920 --> 00:46:54,560
Speaker 1: anybody else how to do that? That makes it a

794
00:46:54,600 --> 00:46:58,400
Speaker 1: secret recipe. I'm not trying to rock the boat. Don't

795
00:46:58,480 --> 00:47:00,800
Speaker 1: do not rock the boat. I can't. We all don't

796
00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:03,520
Speaker 1: don't rock the ball. I'm not trying to well, to

797
00:47:03,680 --> 00:47:06,080
Speaker 1: be fair, I mean, I feel like we can pivot

798
00:47:06,160 --> 00:47:10,000
Speaker 1: to air fryers. Who wants to talk about air fryers? Uh,

799
00:47:11,200 --> 00:47:15,839
Speaker 1: leave the chat. I'm gonna go with goodbye. I'm gonna

800
00:47:15,920 --> 00:47:20,319
Speaker 1: go with Curly, Curly fries. Okay, Curly, because you're Jack

801
00:47:20,360 --> 00:47:23,880
Speaker 1: in the box Californian. Okay, you don't get better this season, Curly,

802
00:47:24,239 --> 00:47:28,000
Speaker 1: if you get more fry per bite than any other,

803
00:47:28,120 --> 00:47:30,319
Speaker 1: and you can compare the curl, like if you get

804
00:47:30,480 --> 00:47:32,839
Speaker 1: one of the real tight curl, that's a lot of fun.

805
00:47:33,640 --> 00:47:37,720
Speaker 1: That's a good time. Now that's a featherstone. I like curls.

806
00:47:37,760 --> 00:47:40,759
Speaker 1: Curls are good curlies. Fill you up. Check out this featherstone.

807
00:47:40,800 --> 00:47:43,640
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Oh my god, look at this featherstone.

808
00:47:43,800 --> 00:47:46,680
Speaker 1: I want mine dipping this into a little catchup and

809
00:47:46,960 --> 00:47:54,880
Speaker 1: ranch combo doggie ranch ranch, y'all don't funk with catchup

810
00:47:54,920 --> 00:47:59,040
Speaker 1: branch combo doggies. Now. I actually don't use anything. If

811
00:47:59,080 --> 00:48:01,920
Speaker 1: it's a good fry. In my opinion, it doesn't need anything.

812
00:48:02,239 --> 00:48:05,120
Speaker 1: Bad fries need catching out. See. I went to in

813
00:48:05,200 --> 00:48:07,960
Speaker 1: and Out because I just sometimes I get a hankering

814
00:48:08,040 --> 00:48:10,640
Speaker 1: for the animal style fries, Like I just get a

815
00:48:10,880 --> 00:48:13,680
Speaker 1: fucking craving and I want to eat them with a fork,

816
00:48:13,920 --> 00:48:15,719
Speaker 1: and I want to eat them quick, and I want

817
00:48:15,760 --> 00:48:17,920
Speaker 1: to eat an utter one right after the first one.

818
00:48:18,480 --> 00:48:20,840
Speaker 1: We'll explain what they are because a lot of people

819
00:48:21,040 --> 00:48:24,480
Speaker 1: and you know that are from other lands besides California,

820
00:48:24,520 --> 00:48:29,160
Speaker 1: they don't know. Oh my god. Yeah, secret animal fries

821
00:48:29,239 --> 00:48:33,480
Speaker 1: or fries what made from real potatoes that they cut

822
00:48:33,600 --> 00:48:35,800
Speaker 1: right there and then they put the sauce on it,

823
00:48:35,920 --> 00:48:38,160
Speaker 1: and they put the cheese on it and little cut

824
00:48:38,239 --> 00:48:42,360
Speaker 1: up pickles. Is it's like a thousand island type sauce spread.

825
00:48:42,600 --> 00:48:45,319
Speaker 1: They call it spread. Thousand islands. Someone just crashed their

826
00:48:45,360 --> 00:48:47,719
Speaker 1: car listening to that explanation. Yeah, someone just drove off

827
00:48:47,800 --> 00:48:50,680
Speaker 1: the fucking bridge listening to that acause like I'll never know.

828
00:48:51,080 --> 00:48:53,399
Speaker 1: I guess I'll never Just fine, it's time to die.

829
00:48:53,600 --> 00:48:57,719
Speaker 1: It was fine, thank you. It wasn't bad. It was fine. Yeah,

830
00:48:57,960 --> 00:49:01,560
Speaker 1: and fine as an acronym for what fucking idiot did

831
00:49:01,640 --> 00:49:10,880
Speaker 1: it incorrectly? Oh d you should have said fucking I

832
00:49:11,120 --> 00:49:16,399
Speaker 1: need explanation. It's thousand islands, grilled cheese and onions. Yeah,

833
00:49:16,440 --> 00:49:19,120
Speaker 1: it's very good. See that was a good explanation of that.

834
00:49:19,520 --> 00:49:25,719
Speaker 1: What is it, adam, thousand islands cheese and grilled onions. Yeah, yeah,

835
00:49:25,920 --> 00:49:27,480
Speaker 1: I thought there was little pickles on there. There's not

836
00:49:27,520 --> 00:49:29,719
Speaker 1: little pickles. You might ask for a little pickles. I

837
00:49:29,800 --> 00:49:31,759
Speaker 1: thought I might ask for a little pickles on it.

838
00:49:31,960 --> 00:49:34,480
Speaker 1: No pickles are in the spread. Yeah, I don't know,

839
00:49:34,560 --> 00:49:37,279
Speaker 1: spread like dice pickles are in that spread. Yeah, it's

840
00:49:37,280 --> 00:49:40,080
Speaker 1: a thousand island they called the spread. Yes, they call

841
00:49:40,120 --> 00:49:42,279
Speaker 1: it spread. Have you guys had these? Do you don't

842
00:49:42,320 --> 00:49:44,480
Speaker 1: like them? Or what? I can't get down with it?

843
00:49:44,680 --> 00:49:47,560
Speaker 1: You can't? I like it? Just fine? But it's like, uh,

844
00:49:48,040 --> 00:49:50,040
Speaker 1: to me, I don't get it every time I go

845
00:49:50,160 --> 00:49:52,960
Speaker 1: to in and Out because it's like it's so much

846
00:49:53,640 --> 00:49:56,279
Speaker 1: you're being naughty. Yeah, I will say, I love it,

847
00:49:56,440 --> 00:49:58,920
Speaker 1: thank you. Okay, very good. I think it's fantastic. But

848
00:49:59,080 --> 00:50:03,399
Speaker 1: it's a naughty purchase. You shouldn't be eating animal style

849
00:50:03,520 --> 00:50:06,200
Speaker 1: fries every time because it's just it's a little naughty.

850
00:50:07,320 --> 00:50:10,120
Speaker 1: If you eat that and you're not like drunk as

851
00:50:10,200 --> 00:50:12,719
Speaker 1: fun and it's two in the morning, you're up, it's

852
00:50:12,719 --> 00:50:16,759
Speaker 1: like eating poutine mid day like putine, well, like on

853
00:50:16,920 --> 00:50:18,840
Speaker 1: your lunch break from work. You just don't do it.

854
00:50:18,960 --> 00:50:24,399
Speaker 1: Oh okay, we don't. Okay, so let's keep it real.

855
00:50:24,480 --> 00:50:27,520
Speaker 1: Let's all. It's continue to SERI. Let to you do that? Kyle?

856
00:50:27,920 --> 00:50:30,239
Speaker 1: Do you have poutine? Kyle? You were talking about how

857
00:50:30,320 --> 00:50:32,400
Speaker 1: you are having a hard time fitting in your clothes

858
00:50:32,440 --> 00:50:35,600
Speaker 1: you brought up to Canada, so maybe you've been eating

859
00:50:35,680 --> 00:50:38,520
Speaker 1: too much afternoon poutine. Hold up, but I need a

860
00:50:38,600 --> 00:50:41,960
Speaker 1: real answer. Do you eat poutine for lunch on purpose?

861
00:50:43,320 --> 00:50:46,120
Speaker 1: On occasion if maybe I want it, you know, but no,

862
00:50:46,239 --> 00:50:48,279
Speaker 1: I don't have no, I don't want occasion that I

863
00:50:48,400 --> 00:50:50,840
Speaker 1: don't eat poutine for lunch. I don't do that, no,

864
00:50:51,360 --> 00:50:57,520
Speaker 1: And yes, Adam, I'm a little fat. Okay, I don't

865
00:50:57,560 --> 00:50:59,920
Speaker 1: fit into my fucking clothes. And I brought up here

866
00:51:00,040 --> 00:51:02,719
Speaker 1: two months ago and I fitted to them, and now

867
00:51:02,880 --> 00:51:06,719
Speaker 1: I don't, and I'm in two months. I've busted the

868
00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:14,839
Speaker 1: mother fucking buttons. Okay, to two months months, that's that's

869
00:51:14,840 --> 00:51:16,759
Speaker 1: a little bit of a ground and pound. You must

870
00:51:16,800 --> 00:51:19,560
Speaker 1: have been pretty close to uh to the end zone.

871
00:51:19,600 --> 00:51:22,400
Speaker 1: I was riding. I was riding it, and I was

872
00:51:22,600 --> 00:51:24,799
Speaker 1: managing it. And then I got here and I did

873
00:51:24,880 --> 00:51:28,279
Speaker 1: a fourteen day quarantine with nothing but uber eats. Check.

874
00:51:29,040 --> 00:51:31,040
Speaker 1: I'm with you, I'm with you. All you bought all

875
00:51:31,080 --> 00:51:33,879
Speaker 1: you stock. The fridge was with just oreos. Well, I'm

876
00:51:33,880 --> 00:51:37,359
Speaker 1: gonna need some snacks. Nobody's checking me, man, I'm here

877
00:51:37,440 --> 00:51:40,480
Speaker 1: fucking just like Scarf and I'm like, yes, I chumped

878
00:51:40,480 --> 00:51:43,080
Speaker 1: out when I was working in New York in quarantine

879
00:51:43,360 --> 00:51:46,560
Speaker 1: conditions as well. Just ordering from the Irish restaurant, the

880
00:51:47,000 --> 00:52:00,080
Speaker 1: Italian restaurant Smith, the Irish restaurant, Smith's Swedish. I just

881
00:52:00,239 --> 00:52:04,120
Speaker 1: got to Charleston, and Charleston has the best food. And

882
00:52:04,200 --> 00:52:07,399
Speaker 1: I've already eaten out like three times like gotten food

883
00:52:07,600 --> 00:52:11,200
Speaker 1: that it's just like, be careful. How many days have

884
00:52:11,280 --> 00:52:13,719
Speaker 1: you been there? Oh? Here, this is the third day?

885
00:52:14,280 --> 00:52:18,320
Speaker 1: How many meals? How many meals out of like not

886
00:52:18,880 --> 00:52:20,879
Speaker 1: I haven't cooked any meals for myself? How many meals

887
00:52:20,960 --> 00:52:24,560
Speaker 1: per day? And at what times? Be serious? Am I

888
00:52:24,640 --> 00:52:27,880
Speaker 1: being serious? Now? Serious? Usually I wake up and have

889
00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:30,160
Speaker 1: a meal, and then have a meal around dinner time

890
00:52:30,239 --> 00:52:34,040
Speaker 1: and then a few snacks in between. But serious, No,

891
00:52:34,160 --> 00:52:36,640
Speaker 1: It's it's something about being away from your house and

892
00:52:36,760 --> 00:52:40,600
Speaker 1: away from your regular routine that you're just like, who cares,

893
00:52:40,640 --> 00:52:44,759
Speaker 1: I'm a naughty boy. Let me gobble. Yeah, dude, it's

894
00:52:44,800 --> 00:52:47,960
Speaker 1: the worst. And then once it like fucking pops out

895
00:52:48,040 --> 00:52:50,320
Speaker 1: with me, Like it's just like all of a sudden,

896
00:52:50,360 --> 00:52:53,360
Speaker 1: there's hell of more space, dude, Like it just feels

897
00:52:53,840 --> 00:52:57,120
Speaker 1: very quick. But not in your pants, my belly. My

898
00:52:57,520 --> 00:53:01,839
Speaker 1: wiener is your rowing machine, just like where you put

899
00:53:01,960 --> 00:53:04,000
Speaker 1: bags of fast food when you're done with them. It's

900
00:53:04,040 --> 00:53:06,880
Speaker 1: like for holding Yeah exactly, It's like I used it

901
00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:10,239
Speaker 1: like I used it for like like maybe four or

902
00:53:10,280 --> 00:53:12,239
Speaker 1: five six times, and then I'm like, no, I'm not

903
00:53:12,400 --> 00:53:14,160
Speaker 1: the same for me. I'm gonna hang wet clothes on

904
00:53:14,239 --> 00:53:18,640
Speaker 1: this now. Yeah, yeah, exactly. It's it's fucked up, but

905
00:53:18,719 --> 00:53:21,200
Speaker 1: I'm fighting back. Is that row machine close by? Can

906
00:53:21,239 --> 00:53:23,160
Speaker 1: you show us that row machine? It's in the other

907
00:53:23,320 --> 00:53:27,439
Speaker 1: room kind of corner. It's uh, it's at good Will.

908
00:53:29,840 --> 00:53:34,120
Speaker 1: I sold it out here. I need an extra cap

909
00:53:34,480 --> 00:53:37,520
Speaker 1: lied to us for no reason. A few months ago,

910
00:53:37,560 --> 00:53:39,560
Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, no, definitely, I'm working out. I've

911
00:53:39,600 --> 00:53:43,000
Speaker 1: got a row machine. I went at it. I went

912
00:53:43,120 --> 00:53:44,719
Speaker 1: at it with a pure heart. But then like you

913
00:53:44,840 --> 00:53:48,640
Speaker 1: do these fourteen days quarantine and it's like, fucking now,

914
00:53:48,719 --> 00:53:53,120
Speaker 1: your hearts snapped here at all? It's filled with grease. Yeah,

915
00:53:53,200 --> 00:53:56,640
Speaker 1: it's just exactly, dude, it's slob. I want everybody to

916
00:53:56,800 --> 00:54:03,520
Speaker 1: approach your workouts with a pure heart. So important. I'm

917
00:54:03,560 --> 00:54:06,239
Speaker 1: looking behind you. Did you hide the ocumus? Were you like?

918
00:54:06,360 --> 00:54:08,520
Speaker 1: This is I've had? I can't. It's taken over my life.

919
00:54:08,600 --> 00:54:11,040
Speaker 1: The oculus is right back there. I use it every

920
00:54:11,080 --> 00:54:13,320
Speaker 1: once in a while. I actually played ping pong on it.

921
00:54:13,480 --> 00:54:16,080
Speaker 1: And is that a bottle of lotion next to the oculus?

922
00:54:16,280 --> 00:54:20,000
Speaker 1: What's up? What are those beads? And what is that

923
00:54:20,120 --> 00:54:24,640
Speaker 1: lotion near the oculus? Those? Uh? Nothing? Hey, and we're

924
00:54:24,680 --> 00:54:28,160
Speaker 1: being serious now, Yeah, that's those long Uh they look

925
00:54:28,239 --> 00:54:30,759
Speaker 1: like those pincers that you used to pick things up

926
00:54:30,920 --> 00:54:33,440
Speaker 1: when like you can't reach it. What are those that's

927
00:54:33,480 --> 00:54:37,120
Speaker 1: a deep fake? Oh, those are my deep fake And

928
00:54:37,600 --> 00:54:41,520
Speaker 1: those are my deep fake beads, deep fake anal beads. Yeah,

929
00:54:41,600 --> 00:54:43,840
Speaker 1: those are my deep fake beads. Is a goof. I

930
00:54:43,960 --> 00:54:45,560
Speaker 1: just can't turn it off. I can't turn off the

931
00:54:45,640 --> 00:54:49,360
Speaker 1: visual effects once it starts. Funny that you guys saw that.

932
00:54:49,440 --> 00:54:52,239
Speaker 1: It was very funny, very fun funny that we saw it.

933
00:54:52,320 --> 00:54:56,880
Speaker 1: And the lotion, the lotion is totally computer generated. Crazy.

934
00:54:57,000 --> 00:54:58,560
Speaker 1: That is c g I lotion back there, and it

935
00:54:58,640 --> 00:55:02,280
Speaker 1: looks so real. Yeah, looks real. That's it's so crazy.

936
00:55:02,320 --> 00:55:05,920
Speaker 1: You can probably scored a little war. If they're it's

937
00:55:05,960 --> 00:55:08,320
Speaker 1: hosing it, it's it's hosing your face out. The Marvel

938
00:55:08,400 --> 00:55:14,759
Speaker 1: team over there. Yeah, did you guys see the uh

939
00:55:15,520 --> 00:55:18,680
Speaker 1: the hand sanitizer cam. I think at the Milwaukee Bucks

940
00:55:18,760 --> 00:55:21,000
Speaker 1: game they're showing it on like Sports Center and ship

941
00:55:21,400 --> 00:55:23,880
Speaker 1: where it's like hand sanitizer where it's a giant bottle

942
00:55:23,920 --> 00:55:26,880
Speaker 1: of hand sanitizer and then it's squirting and it's just

943
00:55:27,040 --> 00:55:29,839
Speaker 1: like hosing people down, like but instead of a kiss

944
00:55:29,880 --> 00:55:32,520
Speaker 1: cam and people are like gobbling it up as if

945
00:55:32,680 --> 00:55:35,760
Speaker 1: it's a fucking porno and it's a book hocky scene.

946
00:55:36,080 --> 00:55:38,400
Speaker 1: It's just people that are like, I mean, those are

947
00:55:38,480 --> 00:55:41,600
Speaker 1: paid actors. Those are paid actors, right, No, no, no, no, there,

948
00:55:41,760 --> 00:55:44,320
Speaker 1: it's just everybody in the in the crowd. It's on

949
00:55:44,440 --> 00:55:48,480
Speaker 1: the Milwaukee Bucks. Wouldn't higher paid actors to act like

950
00:55:48,560 --> 00:55:52,279
Speaker 1: they're getting jizzed on by the hand sanitizer? Would It's

951
00:55:52,280 --> 00:55:54,160
Speaker 1: like when they do those kiss cams and the guys like,

952
00:55:54,160 --> 00:55:55,920
Speaker 1: I'm on my phone and then she just turns to

953
00:55:56,000 --> 00:55:57,880
Speaker 1: the stranger next to her and kisses, and you're like,

954
00:55:58,000 --> 00:56:00,440
Speaker 1: that's not real. During Corona, you think they'd go out

955
00:56:00,480 --> 00:56:03,239
Speaker 1: of their way. I don't think only because the NBA

956
00:56:03,360 --> 00:56:05,360
Speaker 1: is trying to be family friendly. I don't think that

957
00:56:05,520 --> 00:56:10,120
Speaker 1: they're going too cocky videos is what they're dog. I

958
00:56:10,120 --> 00:56:13,000
Speaker 1: don't even understand the premise. Yeah, exactly. I don't think

959
00:56:13,040 --> 00:56:15,680
Speaker 1: that they I think it was someone going like, yeah,

960
00:56:15,760 --> 00:56:18,640
Speaker 1: hand sanitizer, and then people will like hold out their

961
00:56:18,680 --> 00:56:20,200
Speaker 1: hands and act like they're putting it on. It's like

962
00:56:20,239 --> 00:56:23,680
Speaker 1: a public safety People are drunk at these games and

963
00:56:23,840 --> 00:56:27,800
Speaker 1: don't want to do that, so they're going like a Kyle.

964
00:56:27,920 --> 00:56:30,560
Speaker 1: It's like a kiss cam on the Jumbo drawn. It

965
00:56:30,640 --> 00:56:33,200
Speaker 1: goes around the stadium and instead of like a kiss cam,

966
00:56:33,280 --> 00:56:36,560
Speaker 1: it's like this the sanitizer bottle and let's start squirting

967
00:56:36,640 --> 00:56:40,440
Speaker 1: on you so you like act. It's like on the

968
00:56:40,640 --> 00:56:43,719
Speaker 1: screen on the Jumbo on the Jumbo Tron, you look

969
00:56:43,800 --> 00:56:47,200
Speaker 1: up at see yourself getting hosed by the are going

970
00:56:47,360 --> 00:56:51,160
Speaker 1: like it seems like an inside job. Yeah, people are

971
00:56:51,200 --> 00:56:54,399
Speaker 1: whipping their titties out. Yeah, it's it's crazy. I don't

972
00:56:54,440 --> 00:56:56,640
Speaker 1: think it's an inside job. I think it's just hot.

973
00:56:57,200 --> 00:56:59,600
Speaker 1: Is it hot? It's so if it's hot, it's an

974
00:56:59,600 --> 00:57:02,960
Speaker 1: inside job. Uh No, it was not. It wasn't like

975
00:57:03,040 --> 00:57:08,799
Speaker 1: Pam Anderson there, you know, circa getting spotted at the game.

976
00:57:08,880 --> 00:57:12,799
Speaker 1: It was just like, well, that's that's peak hot, that's

977
00:57:12,800 --> 00:57:17,000
Speaker 1: the hottest of hot. Jenny McCarthy. Wasn't that her thing.

978
00:57:17,160 --> 00:57:22,440
Speaker 1: Wasn't she like spotted at a dumb blonde? It wasn't. Uh.

979
00:57:23,080 --> 00:57:26,000
Speaker 1: Pam Anderson thinks she was spotted at a sporting event

980
00:57:27,320 --> 00:57:31,000
Speaker 1: on on a jumboat trompo and someone like you serious, Yeah,

981
00:57:31,040 --> 00:57:34,680
Speaker 1: I swear to god, I thought that was Renee Russo.

982
00:57:35,600 --> 00:57:37,080
Speaker 1: I think that she was at a Laker game and

983
00:57:37,120 --> 00:57:39,360
Speaker 1: got discovered. But I thought you were going to say

984
00:57:39,440 --> 00:57:44,080
Speaker 1: that this this this whatever cam, this purel cam. Was

985
00:57:44,200 --> 00:57:48,040
Speaker 1: that the Grammy Awards where someone did not win the

986
00:57:48,120 --> 00:57:53,280
Speaker 1: fucking Song of the Year. Oh yeah, we are owed money? Yeah?

987
00:57:53,360 --> 00:57:59,800
Speaker 1: Who owes us money? Money? You're not owed money. If

988
00:57:59,840 --> 00:58:03,480
Speaker 1: you listen back, you are off the project DERs and

989
00:58:03,600 --> 00:58:08,160
Speaker 1: Kyle are owed a hundred dollars? Are right, I'm owed

990
00:58:08,240 --> 00:58:12,640
Speaker 1: money too. Then you're not. And I realized that, Hey,

991
00:58:12,720 --> 00:58:15,400
Speaker 1: did you go back and did you listen? He thinks

992
00:58:15,440 --> 00:58:18,000
Speaker 1: if you go back and you listen? Did you did

993
00:58:18,040 --> 00:58:19,760
Speaker 1: you go back and listen? Blake? Wait, what do you

994
00:58:19,840 --> 00:58:22,400
Speaker 1: mean because if you didn't, I'm pretty sure you owe

995
00:58:22,400 --> 00:58:26,040
Speaker 1: me a hundred dollars. No, you were on the Duallipa train.

996
00:58:26,120 --> 00:58:29,560
Speaker 1: You were on the same train as he was. There's

997
00:58:29,600 --> 00:58:31,680
Speaker 1: no way to remember, and there's no way to tell.

998
00:58:32,680 --> 00:58:36,560
Speaker 1: Episode seventeen of our podcast. I had a Grammy bet

999
00:58:36,960 --> 00:58:41,240
Speaker 1: that Dualipa would win Song of the Year for what

1000
00:58:41,400 --> 00:58:43,200
Speaker 1: was it Can't Stop Now? Or well? I thought it

1001
00:58:43,240 --> 00:58:45,360
Speaker 1: was your favorite song. I admittedly when you played it,

1002
00:58:45,400 --> 00:58:48,960
Speaker 1: I was like, well, but here's here's my thing. And

1003
00:58:49,080 --> 00:58:52,440
Speaker 1: actually I have a little beef with the bet. I

1004
00:58:52,520 --> 00:58:54,720
Speaker 1: could kind of blow it up, right because the Grammys

1005
00:58:54,760 --> 00:58:59,080
Speaker 1: were pushed the song cooled down. Okay, it was hot

1006
00:58:59,600 --> 00:59:02,720
Speaker 1: and Blake, I don't even care. I don't care. Keep

1007
00:59:02,760 --> 00:59:09,680
Speaker 1: the money, fucking losers. And I can tell he's being serious.

1008
00:59:09,720 --> 00:59:15,440
Speaker 1: All right, I'll take that cool undress. No, if he's paying,

1009
00:59:16,000 --> 00:59:18,960
Speaker 1: I guess I would say no. Actually, hey, Blake, I

1010
00:59:19,000 --> 00:59:21,840
Speaker 1: don't want my money either. Give it to Kyle three

1011
00:59:21,920 --> 00:59:26,480
Speaker 1: hundred bucks. To me, that's three hundred bucks. And Adam

1012
00:59:26,640 --> 00:59:30,680
Speaker 1: was owed a hundred dollars, both of them. I remember,

1013
00:59:31,200 --> 00:59:34,000
Speaker 1: I remember it clearly. Here's what I want. I want

1014
00:59:34,040 --> 00:59:37,240
Speaker 1: my money. I don't want an excuse and if if

1015
00:59:37,400 --> 00:59:42,280
Speaker 1: if I don't, if you shut up, cool dad, then

1016
00:59:42,320 --> 00:59:48,680
Speaker 1: I don't want the money. Like, just just pay thank you. Look, man,

1017
00:59:48,840 --> 00:59:51,520
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to I'll pay the money, but I'm

1018
00:59:51,560 --> 00:59:56,080
Speaker 1: trying to plead my case. Okay, to me, you're not

1019
00:59:56,200 --> 00:59:59,440
Speaker 1: getting three hundred dollars. Fuck that, dude. I want to

1020
00:59:59,560 --> 01:00:02,240
Speaker 1: in theory. Um, I'm gonna I'm gonna pay it in

1021
01:00:02,520 --> 01:00:05,440
Speaker 1: n f T S. Okay, I'll give you a Lebron highlight.

1022
01:00:05,760 --> 01:00:07,360
Speaker 1: I want to in n f T S of Blake.

1023
01:00:07,840 --> 01:00:11,080
Speaker 1: You guys know, what's what's the guy's name? I'm blanking

1024
01:00:11,080 --> 01:00:13,200
Speaker 1: on his name right now, the guy that just sold

1025
01:00:13,280 --> 01:00:16,640
Speaker 1: for sixty nine million dollars the n f T dude Featherstone.

1026
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Speaker 1: It's not Featherstone. I almost guarantee it Feathers. But I'm

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Speaker 1: a big fan of worcoholics. I I just I started

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Speaker 1: following him and he was like, holy shit, and uh,

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Speaker 1: I've been talking with the guy. Okay, Well, you guys

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01:00:30,760 --> 01:00:34,080
Speaker 1: seem super close. I'm probably gonna get who is this,

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01:00:34,360 --> 01:00:38,280
Speaker 1: probably gonna get tons of fucking n f T artwork.

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Speaker 1: I don't even know what it means exactly, but he

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01:00:40,160 --> 01:00:42,360
Speaker 1: does do cool stuff. Nice. You sound like part of

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Speaker 1: the problem. I don't know what it is. But money's there. Well,

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Speaker 1: speaking of money, Uh, three bucks coming to me soon,

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Speaker 1: I hope, right, Blakes, what do you want me to

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01:00:58,640 --> 01:01:00,880
Speaker 1: send you cash? Or do you want canuck bucks? What

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01:01:00,960 --> 01:01:03,520
Speaker 1: do you want? Yeah, you're still gonna send it. I

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Speaker 1: don't know, Throw it up, throw it up, throw to

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01:01:05,520 --> 01:01:07,600
Speaker 1: the mail that you lost, but you're still gonna send it.

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01:01:08,000 --> 01:01:10,040
Speaker 1: I'm still gonna send it. Throw it in the mail,

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01:01:10,240 --> 01:01:12,480
Speaker 1: send it up to the bay. All good. His name

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01:01:12,560 --> 01:01:19,320
Speaker 1: is people. People. Yeah, people, underscore crap is his Instagram crap.

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01:01:20,560 --> 01:01:23,120
Speaker 1: He does do really cool stuff. He's selling them, right,

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01:01:23,200 --> 01:01:25,840
Speaker 1: He's not buying, he's he's selling them and sold. It

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Speaker 1: was something like sixty nine million dollars. The n f

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01:01:30,440 --> 01:01:32,640
Speaker 1: T what we were talking about, I don't even know

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01:01:32,680 --> 01:01:35,680
Speaker 1: what that is, so out of touch. N f T

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01:01:35,880 --> 01:01:39,040
Speaker 1: s are like essentially digital properties that you can prove

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01:01:39,280 --> 01:01:44,160
Speaker 1: you own through the blockchain, which like authenticates that you

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01:01:44,280 --> 01:01:47,200
Speaker 1: have the one, and then you can the value of

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01:01:47,280 --> 01:01:49,000
Speaker 1: whatever you have can go up and down based on

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01:01:49,120 --> 01:01:52,960
Speaker 1: how cool you are, and then you can sell it

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01:01:53,040 --> 01:01:56,520
Speaker 1: to somebody else for seventy million dollars and so on,

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01:01:56,960 --> 01:02:00,080
Speaker 1: making money out of thin air dogs. Basically, it's the

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01:02:00,160 --> 01:02:03,479
Speaker 1: high machine and uh, better get in when you get in. Sure,

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01:02:04,000 --> 01:02:06,520
Speaker 1: here's what we do. We all take photos of our brothers,

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01:02:06,680 --> 01:02:10,280
Speaker 1: hear me out sell it as an n f T.

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01:02:11,120 --> 01:02:14,480
Speaker 1: The only way that we will reveal whose butt hole

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01:02:14,680 --> 01:02:18,439
Speaker 1: is whose is if it's if it sells for over

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01:02:18,840 --> 01:02:21,360
Speaker 1: and let's name a price, whatever we think is a

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01:02:21,520 --> 01:02:27,480
Speaker 1: fair amount. It's a four pack thousands of dollars, is

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01:02:27,560 --> 01:02:29,640
Speaker 1: it a four pack of butt holes? It's a four

1064
01:02:29,720 --> 01:02:33,360
Speaker 1: pack of but holes, but but you will post it

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01:02:33,560 --> 01:02:35,920
Speaker 1: and it's free for the world to see, but no

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01:02:36,000 --> 01:02:38,640
Speaker 1: one knows whose butt hole it is. They'll be like,

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01:02:38,840 --> 01:02:42,080
Speaker 1: we think it's these guys but holes, but then we

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01:02:42,160 --> 01:02:45,920
Speaker 1: will reveal whose butt hole is who's when someone buys

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01:02:46,000 --> 01:02:47,800
Speaker 1: it for X amount of money? And this is a

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01:02:47,880 --> 01:02:50,880
Speaker 1: really good idea. And Isaac are manager are ginger managers

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01:02:50,960 --> 01:02:54,200
Speaker 1: listening like at the Irish to him, Uh, let's let's

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Speaker 1: work on this, Adam, any takebacks or uh apologies? I

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01:03:01,640 --> 01:03:05,120
Speaker 1: do stand double down. I do stand by everything I

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01:03:05,200 --> 01:03:08,120
Speaker 1: said on this one. Then let me hop on your

1075
01:03:08,320 --> 01:03:10,720
Speaker 1: let me hop on your shoulders here and just say,

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01:03:11,280 --> 01:03:14,920
Speaker 1: what if we have a file where it's the four

1077
01:03:15,000 --> 01:03:17,960
Speaker 1: of our buttholes, but it's very it's very pixelated. Now

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01:03:18,000 --> 01:03:23,560
Speaker 1: we're talking. But every time it's sold, presumably for more money,

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01:03:24,240 --> 01:03:28,720
Speaker 1: it becomes supercent clearer. So if it sells, if it

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01:03:28,800 --> 01:03:35,440
Speaker 1: sells fifty times four k. So that's not the how

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Speaker 1: it works. I'm saying it could work. I don't understand

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01:03:39,120 --> 01:03:41,919
Speaker 1: what the fun this is. You've got an item that's

1083
01:03:41,960 --> 01:03:45,480
Speaker 1: like it's a new fungible token, Kyle, and I don't

1084
01:03:45,520 --> 01:03:49,040
Speaker 1: want to have to explain tech to you. But it's

1085
01:03:49,280 --> 01:03:52,040
Speaker 1: what I just said. It's not new, it's non fungible.

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01:03:53,000 --> 01:03:56,960
Speaker 1: Did I say new, I'm meant to say non non fungible. Yeah,

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01:03:57,080 --> 01:03:59,960
Speaker 1: looks like I had too many luck of the eye

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Speaker 1: rish is No, I don't. I don't take anything back.

1089
01:04:04,840 --> 01:04:07,120
Speaker 1: And I think this butt hoole idea for the non

1090
01:04:07,200 --> 01:04:10,720
Speaker 1: fungible tokens is a really great idea and we are

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01:04:10,800 --> 01:04:17,280
Speaker 1: going to be millionaires from the butthole. Pictures in Ireland

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01:04:17,520 --> 01:04:21,600
Speaker 1: are like regular photos here on this podcast, Yeah, they're

1093
01:04:21,800 --> 01:04:29,640
Speaker 1: They're like pubic hair photos here in America. Yes, pubes.

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01:04:30,240 --> 01:04:34,160
Speaker 1: My mom's maiden name is Dealt Kyle. Yeah, I apologize.

1095
01:04:34,680 --> 01:04:37,960
Speaker 1: I apologize for saying, oh, yes, pub what's what's your

1096
01:04:38,000 --> 01:04:41,120
Speaker 1: mom's made of? Name? Cage? What's what? No one cared

1097
01:04:41,160 --> 01:04:42,760
Speaker 1: to ask him? So he is he's throwing it in

1098
01:04:42,880 --> 01:04:45,680
Speaker 1: at the end of what is oh what was your

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01:04:46,120 --> 01:04:50,760
Speaker 1: listeners heard it? Did they do so? Offended? They talk

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01:04:50,840 --> 01:04:55,160
Speaker 1: abow is offended? Hey what is it? Durst? Yeah, I'm serious,

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01:04:55,680 --> 01:05:00,840
Speaker 1: deal deal. Her name is deal d E A L

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01:05:01,280 --> 01:05:03,720
Speaker 1: deal or no deal, which I also think is that

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01:05:04,080 --> 01:05:07,120
Speaker 1: that ellis island because in Germany it's like d I

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01:05:07,440 --> 01:05:12,920
Speaker 1: E h O, Right, and pronounce some deal. Why were

1105
01:05:12,960 --> 01:05:18,120
Speaker 1: they changing the names of Ellis Island? And this? Does

1106
01:05:18,160 --> 01:05:24,120
Speaker 1: anyone have any takebacks, apologies, giveaways? I was we were

1107
01:05:24,160 --> 01:05:29,280
Speaker 1: all getting along, not a lot of epics, slams. Go ahead,

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01:05:29,440 --> 01:05:31,240
Speaker 1: you have the floor. I guess I would like to

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01:05:31,360 --> 01:05:34,960
Speaker 1: apologize to all our Polish listeners. Um, I may have

1110
01:05:35,840 --> 01:05:38,440
Speaker 1: uh kind of made you the butt of jokes in

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01:05:38,560 --> 01:05:45,360
Speaker 1: my mind that you know Polish. It's right, I just apologize.

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01:05:45,920 --> 01:05:49,720
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, very cool. I feel like at the end

1113
01:05:49,760 --> 01:05:53,800
Speaker 1: of these podcasts, Blake's brain is like, get me out

1114
01:05:53,880 --> 01:05:57,520
Speaker 1: of here. I'm flatlining. I can't say anything else. Now

1115
01:05:57,640 --> 01:06:01,600
Speaker 1: things making sense, we have to go. I don't like. Yeah,

1116
01:06:02,120 --> 01:06:04,760
Speaker 1: that's it. Oh and hey, if you have HBO Max

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01:06:05,160 --> 01:06:09,680
Speaker 1: tigtoone season two is available. Tap in the plug a

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Speaker 1: little Fantasy Fever Dream, get your tigtone on. Get tiktoone

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01:06:14,720 --> 01:06:21,360
Speaker 1: fun show, Tap in, tap out, Kyle, I just farted

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Speaker 1: in the microphone. Did you guys hear that you got

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01:06:23,600 --> 01:06:28,240
Speaker 1: anything left? I did it just to apologize for a farting. Okay, cool,

1122
01:06:28,840 --> 01:06:32,440
Speaker 1: let's this is an important part. Yeah, this has been

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Speaker 1: look at the irons