Speaker 1: Second date of to day. We've had a few reoccurring
Speaker 1: guests come back on the show for second dates. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: Like recently we've had Roofer and Mattman come back the
Speaker 1: second time around. They always have good nicknames. Yeah, today
Speaker 1: we have another guy with not a cool nickname. It's
Speaker 1: Mark Oh Mark oh Man. I mean, just a slight
Speaker 1: disappointment to our show. But he's returning to the Brooke
Speaker 1: and Jeffrey stage one more time, and in his email,
Speaker 1: he said that he's actually learned his lesson from the
Speaker 1: last time he was on with us and made a
Speaker 1: major life change because of it. I can't wait to
Speaker 1: hear what it is. Mark. I don't even know what
Speaker 1: it is yet. But first, I mean, welcome back to
Speaker 1: the show. Mark, Thank you. I mean I would like
Speaker 1: to say I remember everything about you, Mark, But what
Speaker 1: were you here for last time? Well, it's just his
Speaker 1: name is kind of generic. I mean, that's why it
Speaker 1: was easy to remember the other dude. Maybe maybe he
Speaker 1: changed his name. Maybe that's the big life change. What
Speaker 1: is it. I didn't change my name. My name is
Speaker 1: still Mark. Okay, but you may remember the last time
Speaker 1: I was on your show I told you about how
Speaker 1: I went on a date to the Saracha factory. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that was cool. What happened there? She gave me a
Speaker 1: hard time because she saw that I drove a Nissan
Speaker 1: Leaf right, and she said it was like a reflection
Speaker 1: of your manhood or something. Yeah. So the thing that's
Speaker 1: new is to avoid making that same mistake. I switched
Speaker 1: cars and I got a pickup truck, and now I'm
Speaker 1: a manly man. I can hear the testosterone coming through
Speaker 1: the speakers. Right, what you doing? What are you listening
Speaker 1: to her? She was a right, Well, I'm learning women
Speaker 1: are really superficial, especially with the online dating. You know, Arena,
Speaker 1: you know, I want to make a great first impression
Speaker 1: right away, or it's just over. It's just you know,
Speaker 1: you just get judged and then they move on. Okay,
Speaker 1: So now did you change your dating profile to just
Speaker 1: you and the truck? Yeah? Yeah, and then one I'm
Speaker 1: actually standing on top of it. Wait, there's multiple truck photos.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I have a bunch just dominating that six
Speaker 1: cylinder vehicle. What are you what are you trying to
Speaker 1: attract right now? Because like, who did you go out with?
Speaker 1: I can't imagine you're clearly not on online dating things. Alexis,
Speaker 1: I mean, Alexis is just looking for guys with big boats,
Speaker 1: so that's totally a different category. But Mark, so tell
Speaker 1: us about the girl that you ended up matching with.
Speaker 1: Who she? Yeah, so I guess the pictures worked with Chloe,
Speaker 1: who was really cute and she complimented my truck pick conversation. Yes,
Speaker 1: we started talking about cars and food. Okay, So where'd
Speaker 1: you guys go out? What would you do? So another
Speaker 1: lesson I learned from last time. I'm not taking her
Speaker 1: on some top of the condiment tour. What did you do? So?
Speaker 1: I took her someplace, you know, a little more manly,
Speaker 1: a monster truck rally. No, no, no no, Hey, that's a
Speaker 1: good one. I'll write that one. Now, where'd you go?
Speaker 1: We went to a hot dog factory? No you didn't.
Speaker 1: And that was factory again, Mark, do you learn duffing?
Speaker 1: And who wants to know the process of making a
Speaker 1: hot That is the secret that nobody wants to answer to.
Speaker 1: Hold on, let's hear him out. Maybe it's more fun
Speaker 1: than we're jumping to conclusions. Tell us about the hot
Speaker 1: dog factory. Well, I was thinking that the people at
Speaker 1: the factory wouldn't go into so much detail, but they
Speaker 1: take you in the back area and they show you
Speaker 1: the whole meat process, and honestly, it's kind of grows. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and then you sample afterwards like a little snout in
Speaker 1: that one. Hold on, what did Chloe think when you
Speaker 1: two were touring the factory? What was her Well, it
Speaker 1: was pretty easy to tell that she was horrified and
Speaker 1: disgusted by the whole thing. I can't even believe she
Speaker 1: said yes to that sate. Okay, I did tell her
Speaker 1: that we were going on a surprise factory tour, but
Speaker 1: that's all I said. She wasn't even mentally prepared. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so I realized it was a bad idea, and I
Speaker 1: wanted to say, like, hey, let's get out of here,
Speaker 1: but the tour guide was kind of persistent and yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, but let's let's just get out of the factory.
Speaker 1: I mean, did anything happen after the factory or was
Speaker 1: that the whole thing? Well, we decided that after all
Speaker 1: that we both needed a drink, and so I walked
Speaker 1: her over to her car and she was gonna follow me,
Speaker 1: and we were going to go to this Mexican restaurant
Speaker 1: that I knew a factory. Yeah, no, no, no no, no,
Speaker 1: that's not that's not funny. Excuse me, sorry, where where'd
Speaker 1: you go? So? Well? After that, I saw her take
Speaker 1: a left and then I thought it was a mistake.
Speaker 1: But then I think she just failed. Bum. Have you
Speaker 1: tried to reach out to her? Yeah, I tried to
Speaker 1: reach out to her, and yeah, I haven't heard, so
Speaker 1: I don't know what's happening. I mean, you kind of
Speaker 1: know what's happened to you. What's the most manly thing? Sausage?
Speaker 1: Though it was a good idea, I don't know. We'll
Speaker 1: see what Chloe thought when we call her and get
Speaker 1: your second date update right after this. All right, all right,
Speaker 1: hold on the second. We're in the middle of a
Speaker 1: second date update with our listener Mark, who told me
Speaker 1: in his email that even though he's been on the
Speaker 1: show with us once before, he'd rather not return again
Speaker 1: for a third time. After this. Oh no, regard, we're
Speaker 1: gonna be some miracle workers there, layman. He's looking for
Speaker 1: the one. And yes, he's made some adjustments in his life,
Speaker 1: because if he didn't hear, he went from owning a
Speaker 1: Nissan Leaf to driving a gas guzzling man truck. Okay,
Speaker 1: and it's not why women aren't. Okay, keep going. He
Speaker 1: also upgraded from a condiment factory to a one hundred
Speaker 1: percent no beef hot dog factory for his first day.
Speaker 1: No beef, we're talking about the main course. It's it's
Speaker 1: interesting that he keeps picking factory tours. Yeah, that's Mark.
Speaker 1: Do you have a thing for factories or what's going
Speaker 1: on there? I'm interested in them? Yeah, okay, something I
Speaker 1: guess paper checks like this go on your own time.
Speaker 1: Remember didn't they do that on Sesame Street, like how
Speaker 1: things were made, go to the cran factory or something. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, I just I got bored of washing stuff
Speaker 1: on YouTube like this, and I just want to see
Speaker 1: this in person. It's nice to have an activity to
Speaker 1: do together on a first date. And the thing is,
Speaker 1: we don't know a whole lot about your date, Chloe.
Speaker 1: We just heard a lot of what happened at the factory. True,
Speaker 1: and I don't I personally would like to get to
Speaker 1: know her. You would, Well, she's great, you know, she's
Speaker 1: super keyte but just please don't date her. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: it did sound weird when you said it that way, Jeff. Anyway,
Speaker 1: we're just going to call and see what happened. You know,
Speaker 1: there's a lot of positives going for you. I think
Speaker 1: a simple apology that the hot dogs were a bad
Speaker 1: idea that it's going to take. Unless she loved the
Speaker 1: hot dogs, in which case you wouldn't need to him
Speaker 1: for a drink afterwards. She got lost because her car
Speaker 1: is not a manly truck. Okay, so let's just call
Speaker 1: Chloe and see what she has to say. Here we go.
Speaker 1: I'm a dollar number right now, Thank you? Right here
Speaker 1: we go. Hello? Hey is this Chloe? Yeah speaking, Hey Chloe?
Speaker 1: What's up? My name's Jeff from a morning radio show
Speaker 1: called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. Um, okay, Hi,
Speaker 1: welcome to our show you're on right now. I'm on
Speaker 1: the radio right now. Yea tour of a radio show
Speaker 1: right now. Cool. Um, I don't know why why are
Speaker 1: you calling me? Because I want to get to know you, Chloe,
Speaker 1: and I'd just like to ask you a question. What's
Speaker 1: your favorite homemade dessert? You're more of a cobbler gal
Speaker 1: or a strutal mistress. Wait, you're calling me to ask
Speaker 1: me dessert questions? Apparently that's Jeff's get to know you
Speaker 1: a little bit about you because we have heard some
Speaker 1: interesting things about you from one of our listeners. Oh really,
Speaker 1: Oh yes, really, nothing about dessert. It's definitely more main course. Yeah, listen,
Speaker 1: he went on a date with not too long ago
Speaker 1: named Mark. Oh okay, Yeah, didn't get a great reaction there. Yeah,
Speaker 1: why to date you went on with Mark? Wasn't it? Um? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I don't know what he told you, but it was
Speaker 1: pretty weird. Uh yeah, yeah. I mean Mark told us
Speaker 1: that he took you to a hot dog factory, which
Speaker 1: I know there was a little bit of judgment in
Speaker 1: the room, but I want to give him a little
Speaker 1: bit of credit because he put forth some effort, put
Speaker 1: effort in. I mean, not a lot of people are
Speaker 1: doing hot dog factory tour dates these days. I mean,
Speaker 1: I say that there's probably a reason for that. But sure, Chloe,
Speaker 1: I think he's a renaissance man. I mean, he said
Speaker 1: it was a surprise. What did you think when he
Speaker 1: pulled up to the hot dog factory? I was surprised.
Speaker 1: I hope, I hope you weren't a vegetarian or anything.
Speaker 1: He did check with you, Although I might I might
Speaker 1: go that route after that's tough feels like a natural transition. Well,
Speaker 1: I mean the reason that we're calling is because this
Speaker 1: is called a second date update, and we're trying to
Speaker 1: help Mark understand what went wrong. And what he told
Speaker 1: us is that you guys had a plan to meet
Speaker 1: up and have a drink together, but you got lost
Speaker 1: on the way to the restaurant or the bar. I said, no, no,
Speaker 1: it was I was not lost. I mean, I will say, Chloe,
Speaker 1: that's not very cool though, you know, to like say
Speaker 1: you're going to meet up with it for a drink
Speaker 1: and then not show up. Is there a reason why
Speaker 1: you didn't? Oh yeah, oh yeah. Um. So after we
Speaker 1: finished with the tour, he said, hey, let's go have
Speaker 1: a food and drink somewhere. And I know this place
Speaker 1: where if you tell them you're a teacher, they give
Speaker 1: you a free burrito. Nice. He did not seem like
Speaker 1: he was joking, And I thought that was super shady,
Speaker 1: Like you're gonna lie about being a teacher for a
Speaker 1: free burrito. There's no excuse for that. Yeah. Really, if
Speaker 1: he hadn't said that, you would have probably met him
Speaker 1: for a drink. It was just maybe that was the
Speaker 1: nail in the coffin. Oh, Yeah, I could have gone
Speaker 1: for a drink at that point, but I just do
Speaker 1: not want to be associated with people like that. Yeah, Like,
Speaker 1: teachers are one of the most crucial jobs in the world,
Speaker 1: and they're so underpaid. They're just being completely selfless and
Speaker 1: taking advantage of that star stealing the burritos from the teachers,
Speaker 1: you know. I mean, I don't know what the requirements
Speaker 1: are for these burritos, so like, if we do get
Speaker 1: these free burritos, maybe we are taking them from some
Speaker 1: other teachers that are underpaid. True. I'm guessing Mark would
Speaker 1: know what the requirements were to get the free burrito,
Speaker 1: and we can ask him about it because he's on
Speaker 1: the other line right now wanting to talk to you, Chloe.
Speaker 1: Oh my, seriously, yep, Mark, are you kidding me that
Speaker 1: that's the reason why you didn't I mean, yeah, no,
Speaker 1: I'm not kidding. You lied about being a teacher. Like
Speaker 1: what kind of low life set does that hold? On
Speaker 1: a second, I doubt Mark actually followed through with going
Speaker 1: and getting the free burrita, right Mark, you didn't go
Speaker 1: through with it? Well, I mean, honestly, yeah, I got
Speaker 1: the burrita free burrito, Okay, I was really hungry and
Speaker 1: I left a big kick. You got samples at the
Speaker 1: hot dog place, Yeah, but nothing beats the burrito, you know, Okay,
Speaker 1: I mean he's right. I mean, did you just straight lie?
Speaker 1: Or how did you get the I mean you have
Speaker 1: to show like a fake idea, you know what. I
Speaker 1: don't feel like being judged for this right now. I
Speaker 1: did it and it worked and I got free food.
Speaker 1: So hey, everyone got a hustle, right, all right, I'm
Speaker 1: really a hustle, I think, Chloe, I'm just reading the
Speaker 1: room here. I don't think we think this? Is that
Speaker 1: an egregious of a lie? He wanted to get you
Speaker 1: some free food for you too on your date? Like
Speaker 1: that's a nice thing, right, Why is he not paying
Speaker 1: on a date? It's cheap? I think I think it's
Speaker 1: cheap a little bit, but you know, like it's it's creative,
Speaker 1: it's resourceful, kind of funny. And when it comes down
Speaker 1: to it, aren't we all teachers in some way constantly
Speaker 1: learning and teaching each other? You know? I couldn't agree
Speaker 1: more with you. I helped my niece with her homework
Speaker 1: sometimes with her math homework. Why I don't, I mean
Speaker 1: not this year, But like you know, a couple of
Speaker 1: years ago or whatever. Okay, back in the day. I
Speaker 1: think there's a five year period where it comes. So
Speaker 1: he's a teaching veteran. Yeah, you're still You're still in
Speaker 1: the window. This is making it worse. Mark. You just
Speaker 1: need to apologize. Yeah, I mean you do, Chloe. He's
Speaker 1: pretty honorable, Yeah, honorable. He's an honorable man, don't you agree, Chloe.
Speaker 1: I don't know, lying like it's not a good look
Speaker 1: under any circumstances, but like on a first date and
Speaker 1: you're not gonna pay for our meal, and like, I
Speaker 1: don't know what else are you gonna lie about just
Speaker 1: to save a buck or for something else? You know,
Speaker 1: I don't know. Is he gonna say he's a veteran
Speaker 1: so we can get a discount as insurance you know? Oh? Well,
Speaker 1: I don't know what an insurance company you're talking about,
Speaker 1: but you don't technically need to be a veteran to
Speaker 1: get that insurance. So oh okay, can I get that
Speaker 1: insurance company to Mark? I amends Mark, Mark, I thank you?
Speaker 1: Oh Chloe, just an apology? Okay? Oh what am my
Speaker 1: social apologies for? I got free burrito. I think here's
Speaker 1: the thing Chloe, I can get you a free burrito
Speaker 1: and you won't have to lie about anything because you
Speaker 1: will pay to send you guys out on another date us. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what do you think? I'm not interested? Now that was
Speaker 1: pretty quick. But Chloe, he drives a truck. I'm not
Speaker 1: going to find a manlier guy than this. Yeah. Yes,
Speaker 1: thank you, I appreciate you having my back. Bro to
Speaker 1: bro Yeah, and by the way, Mark, what kind of
Speaker 1: perve takes their first day to a hotdog factory? Did
Speaker 1: you think that one's gonna make me want to sleep
Speaker 1: with you or something? What? No, I mean, I just
Speaker 1: thought it was interesting to learn, is Did it teach
Speaker 1: you something? Maybe because I'm a teacher. Brooke and Jeffrey
Speaker 1: in the morning,