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Speaker 1: crucially important today on This Is.
Speaker 2: Important, standing up side of the bed t shirt on
Speaker 2: no pants, fully engorged, shouting.
Speaker 3: For some reason, when I'm hungover, I always feel the
Speaker 3: need to seed.
Speaker 4: I jerked off into TJ Maxwe's let's go. Hey, he hey,
Speaker 4: we pay.
Speaker 2: Let's go.
Speaker 1: Do you feel that?
Speaker 4: Oh shit?
Speaker 2: All right, that's fifteen seconds?
Speaker 3: Is that?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Dude? Yeah, posa dude that gets white people going in,
Speaker 4: like Midwestern suburban whites. Whoo the whites? He are fired up?
Speaker 2: Did they play that at sports stadiums and stuff?
Speaker 3: That feels like a sports anthem?
Speaker 2: Have you? But have you? It feels like it. That's
Speaker 2: I'm saying, but have you? Do we hear this?
Speaker 4: I haven't heard it?
Speaker 2: Why don't we? That's crazy?
Speaker 4: If you told me that the guy from Disturbed actually
Speaker 4: did like lock children in his basement or something. I
Speaker 4: don't know, but there has to be a reason we
Speaker 4: don't hear that at stadiums.
Speaker 3: Go ahead, Adam, I'm the lead singer. Definitely they passed away.
Speaker 3: I think the lead singer is dead.
Speaker 4: Oh really what was he a good guy? Or did
Speaker 4: he lock kids in the basement? I mean he's a
Speaker 4: lead singer of a band called Disturbed.
Speaker 2: Go ahead at him. Yeah, I feel like it was
Speaker 2: disturbed in a way.
Speaker 4: I feel like, you know, there's a lot of things there.
Speaker 3: What if he was really well adjusted, well, then.
Speaker 4: I feel like you we would be hearing that at
Speaker 4: every stadium.
Speaker 2: Disturb was talking about like the planet, not himself.
Speaker 4: The lead singer of Disturbed is still live, says Todd.
Speaker 3: Wait then who died?
Speaker 2: Oh I know who died? Lincoln Park?
Speaker 3: Oh there it is, no, I know Lincoln Park. And
Speaker 3: also it was called like drowning pool, right there was.
Speaker 3: There was a band and that ship was pretty fire too.
Speaker 3: I got to look that up. I'll play the fort
Speaker 3: fifteen seconds of it, all.
Speaker 2: Right, Adam, how you doing?
Speaker 4: I'm checking out. He doesn't seem that disturbed. He seems
Speaker 4: just like a guy that has in a band, which
Speaker 4: which is a little disappointing because if you name your
Speaker 4: band disturbed, you gotta do some disturbing shit.
Speaker 3: For sure.
Speaker 2: You want him to walk the walk.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you gotta walk the walk.
Speaker 4: But I'm also like, well, why don't we hear that
Speaker 4: song at every stadium. Then I want when when my
Speaker 4: LA Clippers, when Kawhi Leonard, oh my god, dunks dunks
Speaker 4: on a fool for it to go. Yeah, oh my god.
Speaker 3: These are so good. You know, we don't really deep
Speaker 3: dive sports. And also this is two weeks out, so
Speaker 3: who knows. They might not be for plays right now.
Speaker 3: Anybody who cares anything about basketball, this might be the
Speaker 3: Clippers year.
Speaker 4: That's what they're all saying. And guess what, I don't
Speaker 4: like it. I don't.
Speaker 3: I don't like with that because you you are a
Speaker 3: you are a cursed franchise. We do know that we are.
Speaker 4: We we certainly aren't.
Speaker 3: But this feels beyond the curse.
Speaker 4: You know, if it feels good. But if the first
Speaker 4: game of the playoffs, uh, the entire team's knees explode,
Speaker 4: that would make perfect sense.
Speaker 2: They're like jump ball. What just happened there?
Speaker 4: They all all to.
Speaker 3: The ground, their knees exploded. There's some seaport.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that would that would make a lot of sense.
Speaker 2: What's the furthest they've gone?
Speaker 4: In the Western Western Conference Finals? Was the furthest they've
Speaker 4: gone they've gone? That was just a couple of years ago, which.
Speaker 3: To people who don't watch sports, that's right before the finals,
Speaker 3: which is where you win it all.
Speaker 2: Whould they play Phoenix? Phoenix, Phoenix?
Speaker 4: I think it who Phoenix?
Speaker 3: Yeah? I love it. Well, good luck with that or
Speaker 3: will you? Will you go to some playoff games if
Speaker 3: that happens?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean we're the baby by this podcast. The
Speaker 4: baby is I think thirteen years old.
Speaker 2: So dude, yeah, my kid is gonna be out.
Speaker 4: Yeah. So I'm celebrated. Man, thirteenth, thirteenth birthday?
Speaker 2: What's to man?
Speaker 4: Just jerking off a lot? Yeah? Yeah, okay, keep catching him.
Speaker 4: He can't. He can't stop it.
Speaker 3: He's hey, your boy is disturbed. He is just now
Speaker 3: that's disturbed. My god. I keep walking.
Speaker 2: Into he's fucking beating off into a tube sock. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Every every time I every time I see him jerking
Speaker 4: off into a Kleenex or a tube sock, I go,
Speaker 4: what are you doing?
Speaker 2: I go, oh, man, that is wild.
Speaker 3: Dude, You're gonna have a boy boys or way way crazy.
Speaker 3: That's gonna be fun for you.
Speaker 2: I don't know what are you basing that on? Black? Yeah?
Speaker 4: What are you in the.
Speaker 3: Fact that I have girls and they're very well behaved,
Speaker 3: but boys are psychos. I'm basing on myself. I jerked
Speaker 3: off everywhere.
Speaker 2: It was amazing. Yeah, that's not psycho, that's just passing
Speaker 2: the time.
Speaker 4: Yeah it's yeah, it's just jerking off. And by the way,
Speaker 4: I feel like I wouldn't even be my dad. Every
Speaker 4: time I was in the bathroom taking a shit, it's
Speaker 4: like it's important. Absolutely every time I was in there
Speaker 4: going to the bathroom, he would go, uh, quit jerking it.
Speaker 4: You're gonna go blind through the bathroom door. And what's
Speaker 4: funny is probably eighty five percent of the time he.
Speaker 2: Was right, right, it's the only way you could climbax.
Speaker 4: I'm not jerking off, Like stop, I'm not, But also
Speaker 4: I am.
Speaker 2: I do. Like how like you go into the bathroom
Speaker 2: just to take a shit and he's like, don't jerk
Speaker 2: off in there.
Speaker 4: You're like, I'm not.
Speaker 2: And then you're like, I'm thinking a bad idea. Not
Speaker 2: a bad idea.
Speaker 3: Were you sitting down to ship and jerking off in
Speaker 3: sitting position? Because that's fucking disturbed.
Speaker 4: Yeah, what do you mean I jerk off in sitting positions? Wait,
Speaker 4: I still do.
Speaker 2: Blake can only do it bending over looking backwards into him.
Speaker 4: You what what do you what do you mean, Blake?
Speaker 3: I don't I honestly, we got a stand there. I
Speaker 3: probably could count on my hands.
Speaker 2: Wait, what is the same.
Speaker 3: I could probably count the number of times on my
Speaker 3: hands how many times I've I've jerked off like in
Speaker 3: sitting position, like sitting straight up?
Speaker 4: What are you talking about?
Speaker 5: So this is we're finding What I love about the
Speaker 5: podcast is we just find out these little bit crazy
Speaker 5: If you ever, if you ever want to find out
Speaker 5: the most intimate details of your best friends lives, uh,
Speaker 5: I start a podcast and do about one hundred and
Speaker 5: ninety episodes.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you start to scrape the bottom of the bar.
Speaker 4: Then you really start to find out. You find out
Speaker 4: that I started stand up while wiping, and that was
Speaker 4: I mean, my god, we got a we got a
Speaker 4: lot of mileage out.
Speaker 2: Of that was early.
Speaker 4: That was got a whole lot of mileage out of that.
Speaker 2: That's one of the pillars of this podcast.
Speaker 4: But this, but this, it actually disturbs me.
Speaker 2: You seem.
Speaker 4: I gotta get disturbed, be ready, because.
Speaker 2: Never sitting down? What Yeah, by the way, the saying
Speaker 2: is I can count on one hand, but like.
Speaker 4: Yeah, hand on my hand. I got on my.
Speaker 2: Hand and you can only count with one hand.
Speaker 3: If I never jo in.
Speaker 2: The sitting position is seated position. What did you do
Speaker 2: before like laptops and you were in front of a
Speaker 2: desktop computer at like your parents' house.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yep, correct.
Speaker 2: Oh, so there were years I was sitting there?
Speaker 4: Am I bad?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 4: H corrects?
Speaker 2: No, I just you were standing, was standing so you
Speaker 2: could like dart out the.
Speaker 4: I could see Blake being one of those weirdos who
Speaker 4: didn't look at porn and would just like smell, like
Speaker 4: he stole a girl's a girl's sweater and he would
Speaker 4: just smell the sweater and then just jerk off while
Speaker 4: standing up looking in the mirror while he's wearing the sweater.
Speaker 4: Something like that. What I could see you doing something
Speaker 4: like that.
Speaker 2: Very detailed, very detailed at him.
Speaker 4: Hey, Blake, let's just say I think you're a little disturbed.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, But maybe I do have an
Speaker 3: active memory. Maybe I don't need like a visual companion
Speaker 3: because in my mind I can summon things. Okay, so
Speaker 3: I don't need to be seated at that family computer
Speaker 3: to have a visual.
Speaker 4: Well, sure you don't. You don't have to.
Speaker 2: I'm not saying you have to. Of course, of course,
Speaker 2: the like the spontaneity hits us all at various times.
Speaker 4: Sure, I jerked off into TJ. Maxwell's Yeah, that's when
Speaker 4: it hit him.
Speaker 2: Wait, that sounds like you're live. That's a little disturbing,
Speaker 2: but like, okay, so are you willing to accept that
Speaker 2: you've blocked out probably years of sitting down upright at
Speaker 2: a desktop computer.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess I was more thinking in my adult life,
Speaker 3: like I don't do it any longer in a seated position,
Speaker 3: like if it's gonna happen, I can't remember the last
Speaker 3: time I j O.
Speaker 2: What about all those drives up to the Bay. That's
Speaker 2: a handful of least right there.
Speaker 4: You're not jerking off in driving?
Speaker 2: No, did you throw the Tony Braxton on whoa hitting.
Speaker 4: The grape vine? Uh? While cranking down? No, well, grabbing
Speaker 4: your grape vine?
Speaker 2: I think maybe?
Speaker 3: Yes, the point point gosh, you guys put me to
Speaker 3: work today, Yes, your y grat I don't think that.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 3: Maybe one time I've done it on the drive from
Speaker 3: LA to the Bay. I don't really get.
Speaker 2: Maybe Kyle was the guy that used to do it
Speaker 2: a lot.
Speaker 3: Kyle too, I mean, my god, I think he's just
Speaker 3: looking for in my adult life. I don't think I
Speaker 3: ever find myself joeing in this seated position.
Speaker 2: It just doesn't.
Speaker 3: There's not really a lot of times when that happened.
Speaker 4: So, Blake, you're at a desk right now.
Speaker 2: Yes, should I go and I am Joe?
Speaker 3: Yes, but I won't go to completion.
Speaker 4: Pro There's never a time you have a toddler in
Speaker 4: your hand.
Speaker 2: This is why I don't like talking about my kids. Hey, Blake,
Speaker 2: we got to prepare him for fatherhood. Come on, be honest.
Speaker 4: You're in your you have like an ADU right, So
Speaker 4: it's like as a mother in law.
Speaker 3: Suites that you're in completely detached. I completely detached. I
Speaker 3: could do whatever I want A do you for a
Speaker 3: little JOI.
Speaker 4: So you're kind of tucked away. It's up high where
Speaker 4: you're at. I've been. It's like a lost so no
Speaker 4: one's breaking in tucked sure's there's not a time where
Speaker 4: you just after the pod or whenever you haven't met
Speaker 4: you're like, you know what I want to I'm gonna
Speaker 4: give myself a sweet tree before going and playing.
Speaker 2: With my child and seeing what's for dinner.
Speaker 4: Yeah, before you start to smell the hamburger helper and
Speaker 4: uh and moseyon back inside the house stovetops for dinner.
Speaker 3: No, honestly, honestly, that moment has not come for me.
Speaker 2: Hey, yes, points Uh.
Speaker 4: Well, dude, so that kind of leads me to believe
Speaker 4: that maybe you don't jerk off, uh that often at all?
Speaker 3: What is I guess what is often?
Speaker 4: For?
Speaker 3: If you guys want to share with what what is often?
Speaker 3: What do you mean, like, how often are you guys
Speaker 3: jerking off?
Speaker 2: I think daily is a lot.
Speaker 4: I think daily is a lot.
Speaker 2: I think three times a week.
Speaker 3: Daily's a lot for a for someone in a relationship.
Speaker 4: Daily's a lot for people that are our age, that
Speaker 4: are in a long term, committed relationship. I think daily
Speaker 4: would be. It's just so that's a lot of doing, right.
Speaker 2: I think three times a week you're putting in work. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: you know you're you're putting up numbers.
Speaker 4: You're I'd say a couple times a week. I'd say
Speaker 4: at least once, always, once, most twice.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, there's no way I'm not There's no way
Speaker 3: I'm not doing it.
Speaker 2: If the clock is about to strike midnight on a Sunday,
Speaker 2: I get it in. I excuse myself from wherever I am,
Speaker 2: and I get it in.
Speaker 3: I say, I'm going to the adu.
Speaker 4: I spread to the nearest adua.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, I wonder that's really interesting because as your
Speaker 3: life goes on, supposedly your masturbation times are supposed to decrease.
Speaker 2: I think that's what we were told, and I don't
Speaker 2: know if it's true.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you jerk off the most at the very beginning
Speaker 3: in retirement.
Speaker 2: It's going to be crazy. Yeah. Then it ramps back
Speaker 2: up towards the end for sure.
Speaker 4: Uh, because you're just killing time.
Speaker 3: Yeah, waiting to die.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: So what are your numbers like here, Blake, because I
Speaker 4: feel like my numbers are it's that.
Speaker 2: Three times a week, two times a week.
Speaker 4: But then if I'm hungover, I'll jerk off five times
Speaker 4: that day.
Speaker 3: Dude, Adam, it's really weird you mentioned that. For some reason,
Speaker 3: when I'm hungover, I always feel the need to seed.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you got to get the poison out points.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what is that? What is that?
Speaker 2: Science? Hit the button? You guys are putting me to work.
Speaker 4: I mentioned this to Chloe because she's like, what is
Speaker 4: your deal? Why are you so horny? When you're hungover.
Speaker 2: It's can I come in?
Speaker 3: No? Yes, Adam.
Speaker 4: I love that you're saying, why are you so horny
Speaker 4: when you're hungover?
Speaker 3: Yeah? What is that?
Speaker 4: Because obviously she's not. She's like, if we, you know,
Speaker 4: we drink together, we you know. She's like, I don't
Speaker 4: why why are you touching me? Why are you grinding
Speaker 4: up on me? And I'm like, well, now I have
Speaker 4: to jerk off five times. If you don't, don't have
Speaker 4: to texted me five times? Then I have to drink
Speaker 4: off five times.
Speaker 2: You know where I'm going to be. And I know
Speaker 2: I like that you. I like that you say it
Speaker 2: in a normal tone when in reality, I know you
Speaker 2: scream it. That seems I know that it's that Sandy.
Speaker 2: I'm standing standing up side of the bed, t shirt on,
Speaker 2: no pants, fully and gorged, shouting, now I'm gonna jerk
Speaker 2: off five times.
Speaker 4: I guess I had to jerk off five times.
Speaker 3: I think maybe what I have calculated in my mind
Speaker 3: is that like I feel, I feel so bad that
Speaker 3: I want to feel I want to feel good.
Speaker 4: That's right, that's exactly yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: But also I'm hoping that somehow the hangover comes out
Speaker 3: through my penis and it's gone for the rest of
Speaker 3: the time.
Speaker 4: That's also what I'm Yeah, I think that's what everybody's saying.
Speaker 2: Interesting.
Speaker 4: But but but hang on, so you don't sit down?
Speaker 4: Where do you jerk off the roof?
Speaker 2: He's a true work aholic.
Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, I go to Van Eys and I go
Speaker 3: to the workhol house, I go to Hamlin and I
Speaker 3: really I really put in work. No, I feel like
Speaker 3: if I'm ever doing it, it's either laying down or
Speaker 3: standing up, but never just seated standing.
Speaker 2: Okay, well this is a shower since you're okay.
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, no, no, he hesitated, Uh standing up? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Are we in socks? This is dangerous.
Speaker 4: First of all, the shower. The shower sucks. The shower sucks.
Speaker 4: You're not into it, No, of course, ka sucks. Uh
Speaker 4: we're And and the way you hesitated when he said
Speaker 4: this is obviously a shower situation, you were like, Uh,
Speaker 4: that leads me to like you're just in a closet
Speaker 4: somewhere in your home standing.
Speaker 2: Yeah. This is You're carrying so much shame and you
Speaker 2: don't have to.
Speaker 4: You don't have to let it out on the pot,
Speaker 4: let it out.
Speaker 3: I don't I feel like these are the times that
Speaker 3: I wish Kyle was here, because he would say some
Speaker 3: ship where he actually does something way up, more fucked up,
Speaker 3: and I could allow you guys to go bury him.
Speaker 3: But right now I feel like you guys are kind
Speaker 3: of piling on me.
Speaker 4: I'm not piling I'm actually trying to get to the
Speaker 4: bottom of this because you're the one.
Speaker 3: Who and I'm not sure I want it to get
Speaker 3: to the bottom of I don't know if I actually
Speaker 3: want to talk about this.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's fine, that's fine. We can just you
Speaker 2: know what, I will say, Kyle for sure has beat
Speaker 2: off outside more than all of us combined. That's what
Speaker 2: I think he's like, not in a good way.
Speaker 4: He'll go take a jerk off walk.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yes, he will take his shoes and socks off,
Speaker 3: bury them in his garden, and then beat off on
Speaker 3: his cucumbers for sure.
Speaker 4: No, and then and then use his uh dick shovel
Speaker 4: to dig them back up. And that's how exactly.
Speaker 2: That's how he plants his seat. He fucks the ground.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he goes, uh, I'm I'm hunting for some earthworms, honey,
Speaker 4: and then he puts his worm in the earth man.
Speaker 3: I've seen so many worm I'm gonna start doing that
Speaker 3: a lot.
Speaker 4: By the way, you're catchphrase, you're suddenly just Wendy Williams.
Speaker 3: When Williams is probably the best show of all time.
Speaker 3: She is an entertainer, she's the best.
Speaker 2: Let me use my new cast raise.
Speaker 3: I don't find her very fascinating.
Speaker 2: She's so cool. I don't disagree she's fascinating.
Speaker 4: Well, I want the world to know that Blake is
Speaker 4: choosing not to talk about Yeah, we'll move how he
Speaker 4: stands up and jerks off, and it's not the shower,
Speaker 4: And that's a secret that he's that he's willing to
Speaker 4: let be a secret instead of just.
Speaker 2: Are you on like a indoor board? Is this like
Speaker 2: are you building skill sets?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 4: You know it's a secret. It's his secret. So now
Speaker 4: we know that Blake has a secret out there.
Speaker 2: I just want to say that if you're doing this
Speaker 2: in stocking feet, if you have socks on, it's slippery,
Speaker 2: it's dangerous. And if that's how you die, that one's
Speaker 2: for me.
Speaker 3: And when I start my Patreon it will be revealed
Speaker 3: and I will I will take the TII citizens that
Speaker 3: I really want to know and take them over to
Speaker 3: my Patreon and it will be you have.
Speaker 2: To say t I nation citizens. Otherwise I don't know
Speaker 2: if it works at all. I think it works for
Speaker 2: every citizens. Blah blah blah nation. We'll work on it,
Speaker 2: all right. What do you guys got to bring to
Speaker 2: the table.
Speaker 4: Where I mean, I'm a pretty open book. I mentioned
Speaker 4: that I jerk off. I gave times, I gave locations.
Speaker 4: I you know, I was pretty open. You you're the
Speaker 4: one with these deep dark secrets about how you jerk off.
Speaker 2: It's a revelation though.
Speaker 4: It really is the fact that you've that you only
Speaker 4: stand and you never sit.
Speaker 2: The fact that Adam stands to ship and you stand
Speaker 2: to jack off. I'm like, what do I stand to do?
Speaker 2: If that's the three point stancer?
Speaker 4: Yeah, you don't stand for anything.
Speaker 2: That's true, damn it. I don't stand for anything spineless.
Speaker 3: Stand for the damn flag. I'll tell you what I
Speaker 3: stand for, the damn flag. That's for damn sure?
Speaker 2: Is that what it is? Is there an American flag
Speaker 2: in the room? Yeah? Absolutely, you take half.
Speaker 3: I take my hat off, I put it over my heart.
Speaker 3: I stand and I start to freaking. Now that's disturbed.
Speaker 2: Let's see that Purple Mountain majesty. Absolutely, baby, what else?
Speaker 4: I mean, it'll be a few weeks old now, but
Speaker 4: we're we're trying to stockpile some episodes up because I'm
Speaker 4: gonna have a baby and then I'm gonna be out
Speaker 4: of commission for a few weeks, and then Kyle who
Speaker 4: no longer is part of the podcast. It can't just
Speaker 4: be two guys. It's gotta be at least three. You know,
Speaker 4: I'm gonna do you know, so in a few weeks.
Speaker 4: We're are going to come out a few weeks late.
Speaker 4: But Blake is going to the super Bowl, which I'm fine, stoked.
Speaker 4: I can't wait to hear all about it.
Speaker 3: But the baby, Yeah, hopefully this is me two weeks
Speaker 3: into my celebration. But I I'm very excited to.
Speaker 2: Go me two weeks good way to put it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's it's the first super Bowl. This is what's crazy.
Speaker 3: It's in Las Vegas. Yeah, I know, that's a weird
Speaker 3: place to have a damn super Bowl. It's gonna be right.
Speaker 4: Sounds fucking awesome.
Speaker 2: It does sound awesome.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean it is going to be very what
Speaker 3: you're talking about. But it's just like it's almost too awesome.
Speaker 3: That's what I'm worried about, is like, what the freaking
Speaker 3: hell it is?
Speaker 2: I know what you're saying. It's like the it's like
Speaker 2: the city's almost kind of like if you end up
Speaker 2: somehow not going to the super Bowl for a whole
Speaker 2: other reason, you might be fine, Like there's other shit
Speaker 2: going down.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I feel like it's the only city that can
Speaker 4: actually handle the super Bowl, like actually handle it because
Speaker 4: there's so much going on there and there's so much
Speaker 4: indoor space. You can actually once the once the game
Speaker 4: is over, all of those people can go to thirty
Speaker 4: different casinos and it won't feel that overwhelming. Yeah, when
Speaker 4: like no other city has that. And like I went
Speaker 4: to the super Bowl a few years ago Tampa Bay
Speaker 4: first the Chiefs and it was in Tampa Bay and
Speaker 4: there's like one stretch where people party in Tampa Bay
Speaker 4: and it was fucking bedlam, dude, it was. It was scary.
Speaker 4: There was multiple murders on that street that night.
Speaker 2: That's just Tampa, baby.
Speaker 4: It was like people got killed. There was like shootouts
Speaker 4: and ship it was wild.
Speaker 3: But I think Tampa is like, yeah, Tampa's a wild place.
Speaker 4: Well sure, but I'm just saying like there was like
Speaker 4: one main street, which is a lot of cities had
Speaker 4: that where it's like you know, in Austin it's like
Speaker 4: sixth Street. It's like a lot of places just have
Speaker 4: the one main drag and that's where everybody goes. But Vegas,
Speaker 4: I mean, the main drag is the Strip, but there's
Speaker 4: like forty casinos that people can get lost in. I think.
Speaker 4: I think it's a great point.
Speaker 2: We went when it was in New York that seemed
Speaker 2: to be fine, and when I went when it was
Speaker 2: in La I mean, of course that's super duper local
Speaker 2: for a lot of people. The thing I'm noticing is
Speaker 2: that it seems like it's become and maybe it's always
Speaker 2: been this and I just haven't picked up on it,
Speaker 2: but in this era we're in of like Grant for
Speaker 2: the Gram, it seems like it's like, are you going
Speaker 2: to the Super Bowl? As if like it's it's more
Speaker 2: than just the game. If you don't give a fuck
Speaker 2: about Super Bowl, there's at least thirty parties to go
Speaker 2: to afterwards.
Speaker 3: Yeah, That's the thing that I've noticed that's weirder in
Speaker 3: any other way, is like I think the Super Bowl
Speaker 3: started on Monday for Las Vegas, Like, there's been parties
Speaker 3: every day this week and it's only leading up to
Speaker 3: Sunday and then Sunday will will Sunday will be the
Speaker 3: grand celebration and depression.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I feel like people might even be fucking
Speaker 2: out of commission. I bet you that five percent of
Speaker 2: the people who are supposed to go to the Super
Speaker 2: Bowl for one reason or another aren't even gonna fucking go.
Speaker 3: Could you imagine if you fucking got the like six
Speaker 3: thousand dollars ticket and you're just arrested.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they're just handcuffed to a bed in the at
Speaker 4: the Bunny Ranch and.
Speaker 2: They're like, miss dude, I promise you. There's just a
Speaker 2: lot of shit going on leading up to it. You
Speaker 2: might be too hungover or whatever, like hot at the
Speaker 2: table or like whatever, you're just not even gonna go.
Speaker 2: Just not going.
Speaker 3: You're like, ah, wait, oh, ship the games on, like.
Speaker 2: Like the party is gonna be going, and you're gonna
Speaker 2: be like, remember, we're gonna break this up and go
Speaker 2: to the fucking game. I don't know who knows five percent. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Well that being said, Blake, I'm very bummed, Uh
Speaker 4: that I'm not gonna be you know, I'm obviously I'm yeah.
Speaker 4: Our agent gave us, We gave us tickets. That's how
Speaker 4: Blake got hooked up. And I know that they offer
Speaker 4: He offered tickets to Durs and myself, And I'm bummed
Speaker 4: that I couldn't be there because I know that the
Speaker 4: game is gonna be great. I think it's gonna be
Speaker 4: a really good game. And then beyond that, the parties
Speaker 4: and how much fun we would have after the game
Speaker 4: would be and before the game and the daily would
Speaker 4: be a black game. It would be so much fun.
Speaker 2: Just sneak out what usher usher and usher at the
Speaker 2: halftime Usher super halftime dude, Wow, how I just know
Speaker 2: how hungover you're gonna be.
Speaker 4: You're gonna jerk off, like twelve times standing out in
Speaker 4: that hotel. We're gonna jerk might.
Speaker 2: Do it sitting down. I might doing sitting down.
Speaker 4: You're gonna be standing up in that hotel room, just
Speaker 4: cranking down.
Speaker 2: I do kind of want you to try sitting down,
Speaker 2: just to like realize, like, does it feel better. It's
Speaker 2: still it's an option. I don't know if it's better
Speaker 2: for you, but it's an option, and I want you
Speaker 2: to know that it's an option.
Speaker 4: Well, I will say it's better than standing up like
Speaker 4: a fucking loun What do.
Speaker 2: You mean standing up? We found out Adam had a
Speaker 2: bad bag because he was sitting beating off so much
Speaker 2: that his back and they're like, well do you stand
Speaker 2: up or sit down?
Speaker 4: Hey? That's that's that's the real stiff person.
Speaker 3: Hey, hey, wait, hell on, we got that.
Speaker 2: I feel like I feel like standing up.
Speaker 3: It's like a It's almost like guys can stand up
Speaker 3: to pee, like we can do it, like I don't
Speaker 3: know if girls stand up, and I don't know if
Speaker 3: girls stand up in j oh. I feel like it's
Speaker 3: an honor to be a male and stand up.
Speaker 2: J No, well to very cool. Well no, I couldn't
Speaker 2: have said it better myself.
Speaker 4: It's not an honor.
Speaker 3: No, No, How often do you think females jo standing
Speaker 3: up daily?
Speaker 2: If I know women daily, if.
Speaker 4: I know chicks the way I I know that, I
Speaker 4: do never.
Speaker 3: Okay, So I'm embracing it.
Speaker 4: So you're you're you stand up to jerk off solely because.
Speaker 2: Because women can't okay, all right, it seems like you're
Speaker 2: rubbing it in their faces.
Speaker 4: I stand up to Jay and that's one thing I
Speaker 4: don't want you to do is rub your j O
Speaker 4: in their faces.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Well too late, too late, boys, too late. So Blazer,
Speaker 2: do you know where these seats are? Are you in
Speaker 2: a box? Are you down out there?
Speaker 4: You're in a box? I know my poys up in
Speaker 4: a box.
Speaker 3: Yeah, supposedly, I'm in the box of maybe the Jacksonville
Speaker 3: Jaguar owner. Like every owner gets a box. And I
Speaker 3: think I'm I think I'm linking up with the Jags, dude,
Speaker 3: which I dig because you guys know I Jag stand
Speaker 3: uniforms are off that jack stand and their uniforms are
Speaker 3: pretty sick. So it's a Bay Area to Jacksonville connection
Speaker 3: in the box?
Speaker 4: So are you? I mean, are you? Do you? Are
Speaker 4: you gonna have to like beef up on your Jacksonville
Speaker 4: Jaguar knowledge because you're gonna be the owner. So you
Speaker 4: feel like maybe you should have like, yes.
Speaker 2: Who was their quarterback?
Speaker 3: Trevor Lawrence?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I think Trevor Lawrence has the largest face
Speaker 2: I've ever seen in my life.
Speaker 3: It's yep, it's so big, not in a bad way.
Speaker 2: It's not a bad looking face. I'm just like it.
Speaker 2: That's a lot. He has a lot of face, it's long,
Speaker 2: it's why.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it looks like the girl who's the witch in
Speaker 3: on the Nightmare before Christmas.
Speaker 2: But that is not what I'm saying. I'm just saying no.
Speaker 3: But it's not bad. It's not but not in a
Speaker 3: bad way.
Speaker 4: I love that character, real sexy witch.
Speaker 2: Cool.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's cool, and he looks great and he has
Speaker 3: great hair and he's the man.
Speaker 2: Other than that, kind of like the mast from Saw
Speaker 2: in a good way, in a really good way, a
Speaker 2: way in a really good way.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it looks like, well, I wonder if he's going
Speaker 4: to be I wonder if you are a football player.
Speaker 2: Are you you go? I'm not well.
Speaker 4: I mean, do you go to the super Bowl or
Speaker 4: or do you go? I don't give a fuck. I'm
Speaker 4: not there, so I actively don't care.
Speaker 2: You just saw football players in New York. We went.
Speaker 2: I remember seeing Gronk and Gronk didn't play right.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but Gronk there to make money. He was like
Speaker 4: doing endorsement deals. Shit.
Speaker 2: But I think they go to party.
Speaker 3: Maybe this goes back to being in Las Vegas. You go,
Speaker 3: it's Las Vegas. Everyone goes, everyone goes. It's like NBA
Speaker 3: All Star Weekend, it's green light.
Speaker 2: We go even though we're ballers, we go, right, we go, man,
Speaker 2: let's go.
Speaker 4: I think All Star Weekend is actually in Vegas this
Speaker 4: year for NBA. I believe let's go.
Speaker 3: Vegas is really uh really starting to stake acclaim, reclaim,
Speaker 3: reclaim its identity.
Speaker 4: Wait, Vegas is really starting to now steak acclaim.
Speaker 3: I'm saying, it's saying like we are the hub, like
Speaker 3: we are.
Speaker 4: The fun it's Las Vegas. I feel like it's been
Speaker 4: the hub.
Speaker 2: It's been the hub, like the convention Hub.
Speaker 3: Hear me out. They got a football team, they're getting
Speaker 3: a baseball team, they have a hockey, they're gonna they're
Speaker 3: going to get an NBA team. They're saying like, come here,
Speaker 3: now that gamble is legal. They're like, just yeah, let's
Speaker 3: fucking kick it here.
Speaker 4: Yeah it is. It is the best. I like, I
Speaker 4: haven't been in so damn long. I went for a
Speaker 4: Green Day concert not too long ago, but then before that,
Speaker 4: it was like five plus years that I that.
Speaker 3: I yeah, I'll be honest, I don't. I don't love Vegas.
Speaker 3: Like I'm not a Vegas guy. I think it's healthy
Speaker 3: to not say like give yourself over to Vegas, because
Speaker 3: if you do, it can be dangerous.
Speaker 4: Sure, but I'm saying it's perfect for what it is.
Speaker 4: It's the best I think for what because none of
Speaker 4: us are like real club guys. And I think that's
Speaker 4: why we didn't like Vegas when we were younger. But
Speaker 4: now we're older, dude, So now we could go to
Speaker 4: like be a little older and like go to a
Speaker 4: dope dinner, get drunk, do some gambling, maybe go to
Speaker 4: like one of those like like really cool lounges that aren't.
Speaker 3: Like one of those what is it call where like that,
Speaker 3: like I don't know, like they're clothes off they dance.
Speaker 3: There's people that are like not wearing all the clothes
Speaker 3: they should.
Speaker 2: It's like a bar.
Speaker 4: And then why and then that's that's where you don't
Speaker 4: sit down every Yeah.
Speaker 3: Blake, Blake's standing up in the corner like doing whatever
Speaker 3: he's doing.
Speaker 4: Is always standing Yeah, yeah, I guess that's I I
Speaker 4: noticed that about you when whenever we've been doing in
Speaker 4: a strip club together, you're always standing up. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Huh, my hands in my pocket. Just with your friend,
Speaker 2: I want to give him a lap dance. Can't no
Speaker 2: lap no lap to dance. Sorry, move on.
Speaker 3: Why's he got to both his hands in his pocket? No,
Speaker 3: he doesn't sit down. You can jump on his back,
Speaker 3: He'll piggyback.
Speaker 2: You move on, Serenity.
Speaker 4: Get on those like cool lounges that aren't a club.
Speaker 4: It's more of like you have like a dope dinner
Speaker 4: and then it's like a cool, uh upscale bar. I
Speaker 4: suppose yeah, yeah, you know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think Vegas is also like diversified. They know
Speaker 2: that they want to have something for everybody.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you could really get in the mixed, dude, to
Speaker 4: do whatever you want to do.
Speaker 2: That's what I meant to say. You can get in
Speaker 2: the mixed. You can get in the mix.
Speaker 3: No, I think there's a little something for everybody in Vegas,
Speaker 3: even football. Yeah. I just know that you can also
Speaker 3: get into a lot of weird shit in Vegas. What
Speaker 3: happens there stays there.
Speaker 2: You can get into weird shipping. Yeah, I guess you can. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I guess so fucking sure.
Speaker 3: And by weird I mean lose a lot of money.
Speaker 3: I'm just not like, I don't like to gamble.
Speaker 2: Is that what you meant by weird? I don't think
Speaker 2: you know how the joke form works.
Speaker 4: You don't like to gamble, not even not even like
Speaker 4: a little bit like like what we did when we
Speaker 4: were in gamp in Philly and we're at the parks, Parks.
Speaker 2: Calino, Ben's Salem.
Speaker 4: We're in beautiful Ben Salem.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 4: You don't even like to gamble, which is a few
Speaker 4: hundred bucks play some blackjack? Is that kind of thing?
Speaker 2: Not really?
Speaker 4: I like it. I also like to throw some craps around,
Speaker 4: throw some dice.
Speaker 3: But you go in thinking you're gonna win. I go
Speaker 3: in knowing I'm gonna lose, and then we all end
Speaker 3: up losing.
Speaker 2: I go in knowing I'm gonna lose, and I'm just like,
Speaker 2: how long can I fucking string this along? Me too?
Speaker 3: But what's so fun about going in like, yo, I'm
Speaker 3: about to lose fucking all the money I just took
Speaker 3: out of this ato because the drinks are free.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the drinks are free, and you're doing your shouting and.
Speaker 3: No, they're not free. They cost as much money as
Speaker 3: you just took out of it. They're actually more expensive
Speaker 3: than normal just because you get to playing.
Speaker 2: That's that's not how reality works. They're not more expensive
Speaker 2: than normal.
Speaker 3: You are the target audience for a casino because you're like, oh,
Speaker 3: I'm getting free beers, but really you're dropping fucking five six,
Speaker 3: seven hundred dollars out of blackjack table.
Speaker 2: But also I couldn't be winning or I'm losing. So
Speaker 2: like if I'm winning, great, but I'm also losing and
Speaker 2: paying to be playing. Yeah, like the entertainment. I pay
Speaker 2: for the entertainment of playing, and then the drinks are free.
Speaker 3: I understand the contents.
Speaker 2: It's like, hey, you know, it's like how you know,
Speaker 2: weird things having in Vegas.
Speaker 3: I understand playing blackjack isn't that fun. I'd rather play
Speaker 3: fucking Mario Brothers. That's a little more stimulating than playing blackjacks.
Speaker 2: If they do, I would love to go to a
Speaker 2: casino where I can play Mario for a thousand bucks.
Speaker 3: And I bet I would.
Speaker 2: I bet I would. You can play the mlooth Brothers.
Speaker 4: I don't think that they have Mario, but they actually
Speaker 4: do have video games that you can gamble on in Vegas.
Speaker 4: Where is it they have like the video game lounges.
Speaker 4: They're they're all over I think all the main casinos.
Speaker 2: I know he is listening.
Speaker 3: Well, I don't if it's like modern warfare. I don't
Speaker 3: know if I can hang, but if they have like contra,
Speaker 3: I think I could. I think I could make some
Speaker 3: money like sign me Up or bubble Bobble or balloon fight.
Speaker 3: I'm really good at those times.
Speaker 4: Well, I don't know, maybe if they have balloon fight,
Speaker 4: your radar at them. I don't think they have contra
Speaker 4: or balloon fight, but yeah, I'm.
Speaker 2: Sure not sure about balloon fight.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 4: What I want to do in Vegas is I want
Speaker 4: to go. I've never gone and just sat there and
Speaker 4: like they're in March and chircked off. And I've never
Speaker 4: gone and just watched like March Madness and gone like
Speaker 4: during March Madness.
Speaker 2: And just watching games at one of those giant bars. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, one of those sports books and you just go
Speaker 4: with your buddies and put money onto all the games.
Speaker 4: So it's like, you know, it's extra exciting, and then
Speaker 4: just sit there and get drunk and sit there all
Speaker 4: day long.
Speaker 2: Isn't Isn't it? Isn't there a place called sports book?
Speaker 2: I think my homie is a bartender there, the guy
Speaker 2: I went to high school with.
Speaker 4: Oh, every casino has this sports book that's what it's called.
Speaker 2: I think there's a place called sports Book where like
Speaker 2: it's a rooftop outdoor bar with a giant fucking TV.
Speaker 4: My don't mind if I do.
Speaker 3: If that's the one, like with the pool, I feel
Speaker 3: like they like, yeah, they it's like off.
Speaker 2: The strip, it's a little down the road. Anyway, put
Speaker 2: my feelers out, check it out. I'll put you in touch.
Speaker 4: Well, I'm excited for you, Blake.
Speaker 2: I hope as we're speaking, my team won. I hope
Speaker 2: they have contrast.
Speaker 4: I personally hope your team doesn't win, doesn't win.
Speaker 3: But yeah, why is that?
Speaker 4: Well, my family were Midwestern and they all are huge
Speaker 4: Kansas City fans. So you know, you.
Speaker 3: Guys already won a bunch, man, just give me this one.
Speaker 4: So is the forty nine ers. Dude, they've also won
Speaker 4: a fucking time.
Speaker 3: It was so long ago I was just a baby.
Speaker 2: Weren't they just there and lost it?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, they've lost very recently several times. Dude, Come on,
Speaker 3: so that's what they do. Let us get over to
Speaker 3: the hump.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, yeah, I'm with you. I understand, And that's
Speaker 4: why I'm like, if the Chiefs lose, sick my boy
Speaker 4: Blake is having a fucking awesome time in Vegas a lot,
Speaker 4: So I'm not that mad at it. But but I
Speaker 4: think it's cool that they have such a dynasty as
Speaker 4: the Kent City Chiefs. So I think it's pretty rare.
Speaker 2: It's special, it's it's to be respected. Yeah, I do
Speaker 2: like watching christ and McCaffrey play.
Speaker 4: Yes, in those pants? Is that you're saying that dude,
Speaker 4: as the kids say, he got a cheat code? Absolutely,
Speaker 4: you're saying in those pants or what?
Speaker 2: I don't even know what that means.
Speaker 3: You like, just watch him play in the pant those pants,
Speaker 3: you like football pants, those type football pants or what?
Speaker 4: What? What do you mean?
Speaker 2: Do you like football pants? I like watching him play football.
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, in those pants.
Speaker 2: Yeah he's wearing like okay, he is wearing pants, right, Okay,
Speaker 2: So I'm sorry. I thought I wasn't sure what you're saying. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but I do he would like seeing him play in
Speaker 2: those I know.
Speaker 4: I know my boy durs When he says things like that,
Speaker 4: I feel he's a little a little disturbed.
Speaker 2: You're right, because when I see Christian McCaffrey come on
Speaker 2: screen in those pants, it's like.
Speaker 3: Wait, I that was not That was not an ali.
Speaker 4: That was a long way to go.
Speaker 2: But I will have my finger ready. I feel like
Speaker 2: when you watch him, you know, here's my thing. When
Speaker 2: I watch him play, he's so fucking fast. His legs
Speaker 2: are willing so quickly, and he's cutting left and right.
Speaker 2: That you go, yeah, that makes sense. But when I
Speaker 2: watched Travis Kelcey, I don't understand how he's always in
Speaker 2: the right place at the right time. He doesn't seem
Speaker 2: like especially quick or like that he makes these crazy cuts.
Speaker 2: He just seems like he gets to where the ball's
Speaker 2: gonna go and he brings it down. I mean, it's
Speaker 2: some outrageously what is the wild catches in the last game.
Speaker 2: But I'm always like.
Speaker 3: Well, he's a tight end. Tight ends, that's they're not
Speaker 3: wide receivers. They don't have like the quickness. They're just big,
Speaker 3: like freaking hulks.
Speaker 4: And he's just a giant.
Speaker 2: But what was like Terrell Owens, he was a wide
Speaker 2: receiver and he has any fucking fast as fuck and
Speaker 2: cutting people and.
Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, wide receivers are insane. That's like Jerry right,
Speaker 3: and so wait, sorry, what's Travis kelce d d so
Speaker 3: when they aren't catching the ball, they're like blocking, so
Speaker 3: they have to be like really big dudes. But when
Speaker 3: they do catch the ball, and if they're athletic, then
Speaker 3: all of a sudden, it's like a tank running down
Speaker 3: the field.
Speaker 4: And it was my boy, Tony Gonzalez that kind of
Speaker 4: changed the modern day tight end.
Speaker 3: Correct, there we go, that's Kansas City, right.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was a Kansas City chief, Tony Gonzalez, who
Speaker 4: I did that Amazon commercial with super nice guy, great
Speaker 4: skin and he still looks like he could play football.
Speaker 4: The guys like still just jagged, like did not let
Speaker 4: himself go so and I was right next to him
Speaker 4: standing the entire time. But yeah, so he kind of
Speaker 4: changed what the modern day tight end is is like
Speaker 4: a little more athletic than what they used to be,
Speaker 4: much like the Grondkinader. And then now we got Travis Kelcey.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, big gronk. Yeah, big guys.
Speaker 2: Gronk at least with like fake he'd like make cuts.
Speaker 4: They're just make you seem like he's a little more athletic.
Speaker 2: I think, so he seemed like he was. I mean,
Speaker 2: he's so big that like he's so big you don't
Speaker 2: realize how fast he is. Yeah, you just want to
Speaker 2: see him standing there in his pants.
Speaker 3: I'd rather see him sitting down, Honestly, I'd love to
Speaker 3: see what down. I feel like he could do a
Speaker 3: lot sitting down, just like just like my homies.
Speaker 4: So what why why can't you? I've got family coming
Speaker 4: in town and Chloe's giving birth next week. That's why
Speaker 4: I'm not going to the super Bowl, durs. You just
Speaker 4: have like family stuff.
Speaker 2: Emma's going skiing. I'm with the kids all weekend. There
Speaker 2: we go. Do you think bad point?
Speaker 4: Do you think you get tad points by taking you
Speaker 4: take them to Vegas?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: You you know, you stay at a kid friendly hotel,
Speaker 4: the Circus Circus.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel like he could be fun.
Speaker 3: You pay the waiter to watch them in the pool,
Speaker 3: give them a bucket of quarters. Yeah yeah, you give
Speaker 3: them a bucket of quarters and say hit hit the arcade.
Speaker 4: Which, by the way, this is what my parents used
Speaker 4: to do.
Speaker 3: Like, yeah, wait, the first casino you ever went to
Speaker 3: was it with your parents?
Speaker 4: Right? Yes? And it was the uh, what's the like
Speaker 4: Aladdin's Castle one, the one that is like in Vegas.
Speaker 3: In Vegas? You went to Vegas? That was your first Uh,
Speaker 3: casino experience.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think so. Like I was like fourteen or thirteen,
Speaker 4: however old that's damn and uh we stayed at what's
Speaker 4: the one that that like the dragon comes out and
Speaker 4: breeze fire Excaloxcalibur. We stayed there by the way.
Speaker 3: Yeah, fucking place rocks.
Speaker 4: It doesn't, dude, it doesn't.
Speaker 2: It's reeks hilarious.
Speaker 4: It reeks a mold.
Speaker 2: It's pretty bad.
Speaker 3: Yeah, is it still there? I love that it's so bad.
Speaker 3: That's what I love about.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's so bad.
Speaker 2: They're going to tear it down soon, right.
Speaker 3: They have to if it's not already gone.
Speaker 4: And then and then they like were like, hey, we'll
Speaker 4: take you to Circus Circus. That'll be fun. And then
Speaker 4: we go to Circus Circus and then they I mean,
Speaker 4: they're not like degenerate gamblers, but they're in Vegas, so
Speaker 4: they're gonna want to like gamble a little bit. And
Speaker 4: then they just gave us quarters and we just sat
Speaker 4: at the shitty arcade at Circus Circus and played play
Speaker 4: video games.
Speaker 3: Time Crisis, Like, did your parents take you to Vegas?
Speaker 2: This is not on my childhood.
Speaker 3: No, I didn't go to Vegas.
Speaker 4: My parents were cheap, and they got like a it
Speaker 4: was like a discounted tickets and hotel room stay because
Speaker 4: you can. They do give great discounts. That'd being said,
Speaker 4: it's don't take your children to Vegas unless especially if
Speaker 4: your kid is like thirteen fourteen. I was so horny.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I do like the idea of my me like
Speaker 2: sending my kids to like the slot machine and then
Speaker 2: just they're at tal just fucking it's holding it down
Speaker 2: in a cabana. Yeah, they probably could, dude, They're so jacked,
Speaker 2: they'd probably do well.
Speaker 4: They're ripped, they're shredded, shredded.
Speaker 3: The first time I ever went to Vegas was I
Speaker 3: think it was my eighteenth birthday and my dad and
Speaker 3: my stepmom they took me to see the Blue Man
Speaker 3: Group and that shit was off the fucking hook.
Speaker 4: Dude, we went to Vegas once with you and your dad?
Speaker 4: Was that your twenty first birthday?
Speaker 3: That was my twenty first and the wheels really came off.
Speaker 3: That shit was fun too, and then.
Speaker 4: We I remember, for whatever reasons I look back, it
Speaker 4: must have been kind of cold because I was like
Speaker 4: wearing a cardigan, and I, by the way, hate cardigans.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Never wore them, and for whatever reason.
Speaker 2: It was the it was the era.
Speaker 4: This this Vega, this Vegas trip. I'm wearing a goddamn cardigan.
Speaker 3: I think I think we were all like tried to
Speaker 3: dress as cool as we could. And you so somehow
Speaker 3: found a cardigan somewhere and you're like, I think this
Speaker 3: is what's trending right now.
Speaker 4: Yeah. I think we tried to like age up like ourselves,
Speaker 4: to be like not just like because we looked like
Speaker 4: children when we were twenty Oh my god. Well not
Speaker 4: Kyle kind of always looked like a thirty eight year
Speaker 4: old divorced dad. But yeah, but we looked like kids.
Speaker 4: And uh, and I think that was my way of
Speaker 4: looking a little older is a.
Speaker 2: It's like, yo, mister Rogers.
Speaker 4: If you told me Blake was wearing a fedora during
Speaker 4: this time, I would believe.
Speaker 2: That I wasn't.
Speaker 3: But I was definitely wearing like a black T shirt
Speaker 3: that had like fake jewelry like on it.
Speaker 2: Out like the necklace print or whatever.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, I'll post it.
Speaker 2: That's cool.
Speaker 3: I have a lot of photos. It's my twenty first birthday,
Speaker 3: so I have those photos. But I went there before that.
Speaker 3: I went for my eighteenth birthday. I saw Blue Man
Speaker 3: Group and I think I saw David Copperfield too, which
Speaker 3: was fucking off the chains.
Speaker 4: See that's what I'm saying. By the way, I want
Speaker 4: to do what and what movie was it that? Was
Speaker 4: it super bad? Not super bad? Was it knocked up?
Speaker 2: This is?
Speaker 4: This is where they go and was it.
Speaker 2: This supporting and they go and do uh maybe it
Speaker 2: is knocked out.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they go and do mushrooms and then see circus
Speaker 4: so late. I'm like that to me sounds like an
Speaker 4: absolute wonderful day in Vegas.
Speaker 2: You can you watch the super Bowl with this new
Speaker 2: sphere thing? I gotta go to the sphere? Can you
Speaker 2: watch the Super Bowl? Are they gonna er?
Speaker 3: That would be brilliant. Of course I don't think that
Speaker 3: is what is happening, but that would be absolutely brilliant.
Speaker 3: But also I don't know, what would it be like
Speaker 3: watching a football game in a like dome form Awesome?
Speaker 4: Well, dude, it would be. It'd be like you're at
Speaker 4: the game.
Speaker 2: It would be great.
Speaker 4: It would be fucking phenomenal.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I feel like you might want to throw up too.
Speaker 2: Though they would sort it out.
Speaker 4: Well, you're not watching it like it's you're not like
Speaker 4: hovering above. It'll be like the game is happening here
Speaker 4: and then this.
Speaker 2: So it'd be all around you.
Speaker 3: When you watch football, it's straight ahead. It would be
Speaker 3: three sixty.
Speaker 2: I guess what. I would trust the people who develop
Speaker 2: the way you watch things to do it right. Not
Speaker 2: year one, not year one, What do you mean they've
Speaker 2: been people have been going that set. It's off the
Speaker 2: fucking chain.
Speaker 3: It does look cool, but they're not ready to pipe
Speaker 3: in the super Bowl. Maybe year five they'll be ready.
Speaker 2: Listen to me, all they have to do is just
Speaker 2: broadcast it as a big ass TV and had the
Speaker 2: recipe black. It can be the sky, it can be whatever.
Speaker 3: Well, then why would you want to be in there?
Speaker 3: That place seems like it sucks. You're trapped in up
Speaker 3: fucking because.
Speaker 2: You're with twenty thousand people watching a game, drinking and
Speaker 2: kicking it.
Speaker 4: It doesn't sound bad.
Speaker 2: That's literally every casino like sports room like, but it's
Speaker 2: so much bigger, dude, it's not.
Speaker 4: It's not. It's it's the it's the because it's the
Speaker 4: sphere and you're with the five thousand other people. However,
Speaker 4: many people fit in this goddamn.
Speaker 2: Sphere look, just because you're actually going in the game.
Speaker 2: Fuck you you can come too. Come on, bring the boys,
Speaker 2: let's go, dude, Yeah.
Speaker 4: Bring the play go.
Speaker 2: I wanted to take them to a monster truck rally.
Speaker 2: But it's next weekend.
Speaker 3: God damn, what the hell, let's go.
Speaker 4: I think it was this past weekend.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 2: Down here in Anaheim, it was the past and it's
Speaker 2: the next That's what got my I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: it's probably a couple of weekends, and uh I was wrong.
Speaker 2: What else? What else? What else?
Speaker 4: What else to talk about? That's Blake Blake to tell
Speaker 4: us his mystery.
Speaker 3: Uh, no, way that. Actually I have something I'd like
Speaker 3: to bring up. Did you know that they are discontinuing
Speaker 3: just continuing fruit stripe gum?
Speaker 4: You guys? Any apologies?
Speaker 2: Dude?
Speaker 4: Didn't he take that?
Speaker 2: Doesn't? I think we can even skip it. Uh let's see,
Speaker 2: I'll see around Blake, have a good.
Speaker 4: Time, Blake. I mean, yeah, that that gum sucks and
Speaker 4: it probably shouldn't.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, it is what it is in terms
Speaker 3: of flavor. But I feel like it means something to me.
Speaker 2: I feel like it means something. Oh, I think they're
Speaker 2: saying it's over and they're just going to bring it
Speaker 2: back with flavor.
Speaker 4: So people like Blake or like it means something to
Speaker 4: me that gum due does.
Speaker 2: Like remember when like they were like we're closing, Nate.
Speaker 2: Now it's like, isn't that ship back open? And everyone
Speaker 2: is writing like these diatribes on Instagram about like the
Speaker 2: first meeting I ever took about being a writer?
Speaker 4: Was it? Well, say classic American Los Angeles diner, right, Nate, now, yes, yes, yes,
Speaker 4: this is a gum.
Speaker 2: And I would say the fruit striped gum is a
Speaker 2: quintessential gum for children across.
Speaker 3: The fruit stripe gum no juicy fruit. I think it's worldwide.
Speaker 3: You take juicy fruit over over fruit striped gum.
Speaker 4: Fruit stripe was the one with like little zebras on it,
Speaker 4: and ship the zebra.
Speaker 3: Was cool, yes, and tattoos and tattoos like temporary tattoos.
Speaker 4: It doesn't mean anything to me.
Speaker 2: And it was bigger, you got way more pieces.
Speaker 3: I honestly want to say that last thing I ever
Speaker 3: bought with my own money was a fruit stripe gum.
Speaker 4: If you were to tell me that their discontinuous.
Speaker 2: Is a fruit stripe gun gone.
Speaker 4: If you were to tell me that they're discontinuing like
Speaker 4: now and later.
Speaker 2: I'm disturbed.
Speaker 4: Then I would be they would do something to me,
Speaker 4: but fruit striped gone now and later.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but they wouldn't discontinue now and later.
Speaker 3: No, now and laters aren't aren't that good?
Speaker 4: I would?
Speaker 2: I agree? I actually hate now laters.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're too hard.
Speaker 2: I can't. I'm like this, I'm like, this is going
Speaker 2: to be living in my teeth. I can't get this
Speaker 2: out because.
Speaker 4: You save it for later.
Speaker 2: Sure, sure, okay, fair enough.
Speaker 4: You have some now and then some of it gets
Speaker 4: stuck in your teeth, and that's the later.
Speaker 2: When they're too hard. They're kind of sharp too. When
Speaker 2: they're hard, Yeah, stiff man, And can we chop? Can
Speaker 2: we chop that sound bite? Because I need that for
Speaker 2: the board?
Speaker 4: Had hard?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just like, I don't know, you need another
Speaker 2: four inches? Remember when you would suck the jolly the
Speaker 2: flat long jolly brancher, you could suck into a shape, dude.
Speaker 2: And can I get that for the board?
Speaker 4: Everything that would slob into a shank as it can?
Speaker 2: Can I get that for the board? The jolly rand,
Speaker 2: the big flat jolly rancher, you could you could just
Speaker 2: suck it in a way, dude, dude that you could
Speaker 2: turn into a sharp ass shank or.
Speaker 4: Like a candy cane when you would just deep throat
Speaker 4: it and then slob on it until sure it would
Speaker 4: get into a shank or like.
Speaker 3: Like a like a like a raw cabasa, and you
Speaker 3: would just kind of nibble on the tip a little
Speaker 3: bit and just sort of like tease tease the tip
Speaker 3: of it.
Speaker 4: Now we were talking candy, dude, you know you got
Speaker 4: you get all sexual with it?
Speaker 2: Are you trying? I don't know. I feel like you're
Speaker 2: trying to do a joke or something. We're talking about candy.
Speaker 4: It's not all about bits here. Okay, you brought up
Speaker 4: the gum?
Speaker 2: Can you tell us the tale of Rumpel? Still skin
Speaker 2: right quick? You wish?
Speaker 3: No, no, we gotta do durseys uh kid's story Corners
Speaker 3: huns Christian unders stories.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what do you got, dude? You got something?
Speaker 3: Man?
Speaker 2: Humpty dumpty? What do we got? Bro? Hit us with it?
Speaker 2: Did he write The Little Mermaid?
Speaker 3: It's possible.
Speaker 2: I think I think you might have ye class damn class.
Speaker 4: I would love to hear that ship Hans Christian Anderson
Speaker 4: is that right, it's Christian Anderson.
Speaker 2: He's got some bangers, dude.
Speaker 4: That guy knew was up.
Speaker 2: I got a five hundred page book of Hans Christian
Speaker 2: Andersen stories.
Speaker 4: I remember when you bought that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, huh, I don't like it. I bought in college,
Speaker 2: but I love you. No, Adam bought it for you.
Speaker 4: No, I remember you at least having that when we
Speaker 4: were like young, and you were like, I have this
Speaker 4: five hundred page book, and I was.
Speaker 2: Like, carries it around all the time.
Speaker 3: He's fucking weirdo, dude.
Speaker 4: I was like, how many pages.
Speaker 2: Keeps like windows propped open? It's stick enough to keep
Speaker 2: a window open, little breeze.
Speaker 4: And yeah, it's your doorstop.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this dude would pull up the Second City with
Speaker 3: the fucking Hans Christian Anderson book, Like have you heard
Speaker 3: the Tale of I'm what's crazy?
Speaker 2: Is I read? I only read it standing up.
Speaker 4: All of his references are the Goldie Locks and rumpel Stilts.
Speaker 2: Mm hmma, I don't know.
Speaker 4: Guy.
Speaker 2: He does have hell a banger though that You're like, oh,
Speaker 2: that's you think it was all the same guy.
Speaker 4: All of Jersey's improv beats where I'm gonna huff and
Speaker 4: puff and blow over this door. We're like, uh, well
Speaker 4: we're in a doctor's office, but all.
Speaker 2: Right, crossbows and mustaches is actually uh hons and Fritz
Speaker 2: the fucking.
Speaker 3: The first The first season of Workaholics was too cold,
Speaker 3: the second season was too hot, the third was just right,
Speaker 3: and then four or five six that.
Speaker 2: Is due reading the list of things. Oh, the Emperor's
Speaker 2: new clothes. We all know that bad.
Speaker 3: Oh, that one's actually really cool. That's where he just
Speaker 3: has public nudity.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's all button naked.
Speaker 2: And that's when you just turn on CNN and they're
Speaker 2: all like, it's just the Emperor's new clothes.
Speaker 4: All right, that's Drake.
Speaker 2: Oh topical hold.
Speaker 4: Of any take backs, apologies and the epic slam boys.
Speaker 2: Oh man, I just want to take back anything I
Speaker 2: said that made Blake feel uncomfortable about usually jacking off
Speaker 2: standing up. I think it's cool for you, it's not
Speaker 2: necessarily what I prefer.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I also was going to bring that.
Speaker 2: And it's not like I've never done it. I've definitely
Speaker 2: done it. But on one hand, how many times.
Speaker 4: We've all done it. It's weird how Blake was so
Speaker 4: kind of standoffish and defensive about how much he's done
Speaker 4: it or like where he does it. Usually we're all
Speaker 4: very open and honest and it's cool, and I'm sure
Speaker 4: I'm the ugly definitely give flowers because we don't do that,
Speaker 4: but I think it is. I would like to pay
Speaker 4: my respects to Blake for keeping some things for himself
Speaker 4: and have his secrets, okay.
Speaker 2: And just to kind of the princess and the peak. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and just to kind.
Speaker 3: Of build off what you guys are talking about, like
Speaker 3: fruit Stripe, gun Man, I'm gonna miss you man, all right.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we can end it there, all right, And that's
Speaker 4: another episode