WEBVTT - Ep 188: Blake’s A Stand Up Guy, But Not How You Think… 0:00:01.720 --> 0:00:05.920 Welcome to This Is Important, a production of iHeart Radio, 0:00:06.040 --> 0:00:09.640 the show where we talk about what's obviously both critically 0:00:09.840 --> 0:00:13.320 crucially important today on This Is. 0:00:13.280 --> 0:00:17.159 Important, standing up side of the bed t shirt on 0:00:17.520 --> 0:00:20.239 no pants, fully engorged, shouting. 0:00:21.120 --> 0:00:24.520 For some reason, when I'm hungover, I always feel the 0:00:24.520 --> 0:00:25.360 need to seed. 0:00:26.720 --> 0:00:39.320 I jerked off into TJ Maxwe's let's go. Hey, he hey, 0:00:39.800 --> 0:00:41.000 we pay. 0:00:42.320 --> 0:00:43.560 Let's go. 0:00:44.560 --> 0:00:45.320 Do you feel that? 0:00:46.560 --> 0:00:47.080 Oh shit? 0:00:50.520 --> 0:00:52.040 All right, that's fifteen seconds? 0:00:52.440 --> 0:00:52.600 Is that? 0:00:53.920 --> 0:00:54.120 Oh? 0:00:54.160 --> 0:00:54.400 Yeah? 0:00:54.520 --> 0:01:00.200 Dude? Yeah, posa dude that gets white people going in, 0:01:00.680 --> 0:01:08.280 like Midwestern suburban whites. Whoo the whites? He are fired up? 0:01:08.840 --> 0:01:11.680 Did they play that at sports stadiums and stuff? 0:01:12.160 --> 0:01:13.640 That feels like a sports anthem? 0:01:13.840 --> 0:01:15.400 Have you? But have you? It feels like it. That's 0:01:15.440 --> 0:01:16.800 I'm saying, but have you? Do we hear this? 0:01:17.080 --> 0:01:18.759 I haven't heard it? 0:01:19.040 --> 0:01:20.640 Why don't we? That's crazy? 0:01:20.840 --> 0:01:23.800 If you told me that the guy from Disturbed actually 0:01:23.880 --> 0:01:26.920 did like lock children in his basement or something. I 0:01:26.959 --> 0:01:29.840 don't know, but there has to be a reason we 0:01:29.880 --> 0:01:31.800 don't hear that at stadiums. 0:01:32.680 --> 0:01:36.560 Go ahead, Adam, I'm the lead singer. Definitely they passed away. 0:01:36.800 --> 0:01:38.479 I think the lead singer is dead. 0:01:38.600 --> 0:01:40.479 Oh really what was he a good guy? Or did 0:01:40.520 --> 0:01:42.440 he lock kids in the basement? I mean he's a 0:01:42.520 --> 0:01:44.240 lead singer of a band called Disturbed. 0:01:44.319 --> 0:01:46.120 Go ahead at him. Yeah, I feel like it was 0:01:46.240 --> 0:01:47.600 disturbed in a way. 0:01:47.840 --> 0:01:50.120 I feel like, you know, there's a lot of things there. 0:01:50.160 --> 0:01:52.240 What if he was really well adjusted, well, then. 0:01:52.120 --> 0:01:54.200 I feel like you we would be hearing that at 0:01:54.280 --> 0:01:55.760 every stadium. 0:01:55.800 --> 0:01:59.760 Disturb was talking about like the planet, not himself. 0:02:00.040 --> 0:02:02.840 The lead singer of Disturbed is still live, says Todd. 0:02:02.920 --> 0:02:03.920 Wait then who died? 0:02:04.720 --> 0:02:06.560 Oh I know who died? Lincoln Park? 0:02:06.720 --> 0:02:09.640 Oh there it is, no, I know Lincoln Park. And 0:02:09.639 --> 0:02:13.200 also it was called like drowning pool, right there was. 0:02:13.360 --> 0:02:16.440 There was a band and that ship was pretty fire too. 0:02:16.480 --> 0:02:18.280 I got to look that up. I'll play the fort 0:02:18.680 --> 0:02:20.120 fifteen seconds of it, all. 0:02:20.120 --> 0:02:21.400 Right, Adam, how you doing? 0:02:21.720 --> 0:02:25.480 I'm checking out. He doesn't seem that disturbed. He seems 0:02:25.560 --> 0:02:27.600 just like a guy that has in a band, which 0:02:27.840 --> 0:02:30.600 which is a little disappointing because if you name your 0:02:30.639 --> 0:02:33.280 band disturbed, you gotta do some disturbing shit. 0:02:33.560 --> 0:02:34.000 For sure. 0:02:34.160 --> 0:02:35.280 You want him to walk the walk. 0:02:35.480 --> 0:02:37.000 Yeah, yeah, you gotta walk the walk. 0:02:37.760 --> 0:02:39.920 But I'm also like, well, why don't we hear that 0:02:40.080 --> 0:02:43.920 song at every stadium. Then I want when when my 0:02:44.200 --> 0:02:48.280 LA Clippers, when Kawhi Leonard, oh my god, dunks dunks 0:02:48.320 --> 0:02:52.560 on a fool for it to go. Yeah, oh my god. 0:02:52.600 --> 0:02:55.240 These are so good. You know, we don't really deep 0:02:55.320 --> 0:02:58.320 dive sports. And also this is two weeks out, so 0:02:58.440 --> 0:03:01.519 who knows. They might not be for plays right now. 0:03:01.560 --> 0:03:05.120 Anybody who cares anything about basketball, this might be the 0:03:05.160 --> 0:03:06.280 Clippers year. 0:03:07.200 --> 0:03:10.120 That's what they're all saying. And guess what, I don't 0:03:10.200 --> 0:03:10.960 like it. I don't. 0:03:11.080 --> 0:03:13.440 I don't like with that because you you are a 0:03:13.840 --> 0:03:17.040 you are a cursed franchise. We do know that we are. 0:03:17.639 --> 0:03:19.160 We we certainly aren't. 0:03:19.200 --> 0:03:20.919 But this feels beyond the curse. 0:03:21.280 --> 0:03:24.400 You know, if it feels good. But if the first 0:03:24.440 --> 0:03:30.239 game of the playoffs, uh, the entire team's knees explode, 0:03:30.600 --> 0:03:31.959 that would make perfect sense. 0:03:32.440 --> 0:03:34.960 They're like jump ball. What just happened there? 0:03:35.280 --> 0:03:36.280 They all all to. 0:03:36.280 --> 0:03:39.680 The ground, their knees exploded. There's some seaport. 0:03:40.000 --> 0:03:41.920 Yeah, that would that would make a lot of sense. 0:03:42.040 --> 0:03:43.560 What's the furthest they've gone? 0:03:44.160 --> 0:03:48.040 In the Western Western Conference Finals? Was the furthest they've 0:03:48.040 --> 0:03:51.080 gone they've gone? That was just a couple of years ago, which. 0:03:50.920 --> 0:03:54.520 To people who don't watch sports, that's right before the finals, 0:03:54.960 --> 0:03:56.760 which is where you win it all. 0:03:56.960 --> 0:03:59.520 Whould they play Phoenix? Phoenix, Phoenix? 0:03:59.600 --> 0:04:01.880 I think it who Phoenix? 0:04:02.480 --> 0:04:05.280 Yeah? I love it. Well, good luck with that or 0:04:05.320 --> 0:04:07.280 will you? Will you go to some playoff games if 0:04:07.320 --> 0:04:07.960 that happens? 0:04:08.720 --> 0:04:12.360 Yeah, I mean we're the baby by this podcast. The 0:04:12.400 --> 0:04:14.200 baby is I think thirteen years old. 0:04:14.440 --> 0:04:17.880 So dude, yeah, my kid is gonna be out. 0:04:18.040 --> 0:04:22.680 Yeah. So I'm celebrated. Man, thirteenth, thirteenth birthday? 0:04:22.760 --> 0:04:23.800 What's to man? 0:04:24.520 --> 0:04:28.560 Just jerking off a lot? Yeah? Yeah, okay, keep catching him. 0:04:30.080 --> 0:04:32.159 He can't. He can't stop it. 0:04:32.440 --> 0:04:35.800 He's hey, your boy is disturbed. He is just now 0:04:35.880 --> 0:04:38.960 that's disturbed. My god. I keep walking. 0:04:38.640 --> 0:04:42.360 Into he's fucking beating off into a tube sock. Yeah. 0:04:42.600 --> 0:04:45.120 Every every time I every time I see him jerking 0:04:45.160 --> 0:04:48.400 off into a Kleenex or a tube sock, I go, 0:04:52.600 --> 0:04:53.800 what are you doing? 0:04:55.320 --> 0:04:57.960 I go, oh, man, that is wild. 0:04:58.040 --> 0:05:02.440 Dude, You're gonna have a boy boys or way way crazy. 0:05:02.600 --> 0:05:04.120 That's gonna be fun for you. 0:05:04.279 --> 0:05:06.200 I don't know what are you basing that on? Black? Yeah? 0:05:06.200 --> 0:05:06.880 What are you in the. 0:05:06.760 --> 0:05:08.920 Fact that I have girls and they're very well behaved, 0:05:08.920 --> 0:05:13.440 but boys are psychos. I'm basing on myself. I jerked 0:05:13.440 --> 0:05:14.080 off everywhere. 0:05:14.120 --> 0:05:17.360 It was amazing. Yeah, that's not psycho, that's just passing 0:05:17.360 --> 0:05:17.760 the time. 0:05:17.839 --> 0:05:20.360 Yeah it's yeah, it's just jerking off. And by the way, 0:05:20.400 --> 0:05:23.599 I feel like I wouldn't even be my dad. Every 0:05:23.640 --> 0:05:27.560 time I was in the bathroom taking a shit, it's 0:05:27.600 --> 0:05:30.880 like it's important. Absolutely every time I was in there 0:05:31.279 --> 0:05:34.640 going to the bathroom, he would go, uh, quit jerking it. 0:05:34.720 --> 0:05:38.880 You're gonna go blind through the bathroom door. And what's 0:05:38.920 --> 0:05:42.640 funny is probably eighty five percent of the time he. 0:05:42.720 --> 0:05:45.159 Was right, right, it's the only way you could climbax. 0:05:45.279 --> 0:05:48.760 I'm not jerking off, Like stop, I'm not, But also 0:05:48.839 --> 0:05:49.159 I am. 0:05:49.279 --> 0:05:51.800 I do. Like how like you go into the bathroom 0:05:52.080 --> 0:05:54.279 just to take a shit and he's like, don't jerk 0:05:54.320 --> 0:05:54.839 off in there. 0:05:54.839 --> 0:05:55.480 You're like, I'm not. 0:05:55.640 --> 0:05:58.760 And then you're like, I'm thinking a bad idea. Not 0:05:58.839 --> 0:05:59.880 a bad idea. 0:06:00.440 --> 0:06:03.159 Were you sitting down to ship and jerking off in 0:06:03.279 --> 0:06:05.720 sitting position? Because that's fucking disturbed. 0:06:07.680 --> 0:06:11.440 Yeah, what do you mean I jerk off in sitting positions? Wait, 0:06:12.440 --> 0:06:13.039 I still do. 0:06:14.600 --> 0:06:18.000 Blake can only do it bending over looking backwards into him. 0:06:18.560 --> 0:06:23.480 You what what do you what do you mean, Blake? 0:06:23.640 --> 0:06:26.960 I don't I honestly, we got a stand there. I 0:06:27.600 --> 0:06:30.480 probably could count on my hands. 0:06:31.400 --> 0:06:32.600 Wait, what is the same. 0:06:33.200 --> 0:06:35.280 I could probably count the number of times on my 0:06:35.360 --> 0:06:37.800 hands how many times I've I've jerked off like in 0:06:37.920 --> 0:06:41.080 sitting position, like sitting straight up? 0:06:41.400 --> 0:06:42.640 What are you talking about? 0:06:42.680 --> 0:06:44.800 So this is we're finding What I love about the 0:06:44.800 --> 0:06:49.560 podcast is we just find out these little bit crazy 0:06:49.600 --> 0:06:51.840 If you ever, if you ever want to find out 0:06:52.120 --> 0:06:56.720 the most intimate details of your best friends lives, uh, 0:06:56.800 --> 0:06:59.000 I start a podcast and do about one hundred and 0:06:59.080 --> 0:06:59.919 ninety episodes. 0:07:00.360 --> 0:07:03.120 Yeah, yeah, you start to scrape the bottom of the bar. 0:07:03.440 --> 0:07:06.440 Then you really start to find out. You find out 0:07:06.480 --> 0:07:09.120 that I started stand up while wiping, and that was 0:07:09.279 --> 0:07:11.160 I mean, my god, we got a we got a 0:07:11.200 --> 0:07:12.320 lot of mileage out. 0:07:12.240 --> 0:07:12.920 Of that was early. 0:07:13.400 --> 0:07:16.239 That was got a whole lot of mileage out of that. 0:07:16.240 --> 0:07:18.400 That's one of the pillars of this podcast. 0:07:18.480 --> 0:07:21.680 But this, but this, it actually disturbs me. 0:07:21.880 --> 0:07:22.600 You seem. 0:07:26.720 --> 0:07:29.920 I gotta get disturbed, be ready, because. 0:07:32.680 --> 0:07:36.600 Never sitting down? What Yeah, by the way, the saying 0:07:36.640 --> 0:07:38.200 is I can count on one hand, but like. 0:07:38.240 --> 0:07:42.960 Yeah, hand on my hand. I got on my. 0:07:42.800 --> 0:07:46.080 Hand and you can only count with one hand. 0:07:45.800 --> 0:07:48.360 If I never jo in. 0:07:48.440 --> 0:07:51.480 The sitting position is seated position. What did you do 0:07:51.600 --> 0:07:54.160 before like laptops and you were in front of a 0:07:54.440 --> 0:07:56.320 desktop computer at like your parents' house. 0:07:56.880 --> 0:07:58.240 Yeah, yep, correct. 0:07:58.280 --> 0:07:59.920 Oh, so there were years I was sitting there? 0:08:00.040 --> 0:08:01.160 Am I bad? 0:08:01.680 --> 0:08:01.760 No? 0:08:02.080 --> 0:08:03.280 H corrects? 0:08:04.360 --> 0:08:08.600 No, I just you were standing, was standing so you 0:08:08.600 --> 0:08:09.680 could like dart out the. 0:08:09.840 --> 0:08:11.760 I could see Blake being one of those weirdos who 0:08:12.000 --> 0:08:15.440 didn't look at porn and would just like smell, like 0:08:15.520 --> 0:08:17.800 he stole a girl's a girl's sweater and he would 0:08:17.840 --> 0:08:21.840 just smell the sweater and then just jerk off while 0:08:21.920 --> 0:08:24.720 standing up looking in the mirror while he's wearing the sweater. 0:08:24.960 --> 0:08:27.520 Something like that. What I could see you doing something 0:08:27.600 --> 0:08:28.040 like that. 0:08:28.040 --> 0:08:30.200 Very detailed, very detailed at him. 0:08:30.240 --> 0:08:33.840 Hey, Blake, let's just say I think you're a little disturbed. 0:08:37.240 --> 0:08:40.360 No, no, no, no, But maybe I do have an 0:08:40.400 --> 0:08:43.679 active memory. Maybe I don't need like a visual companion 0:08:43.760 --> 0:08:47.240 because in my mind I can summon things. Okay, so 0:08:47.280 --> 0:08:49.959 I don't need to be seated at that family computer 0:08:50.120 --> 0:08:51.800 to have a visual. 0:08:51.559 --> 0:08:53.280 Well, sure you don't. You don't have to. 0:08:53.679 --> 0:08:56.160 I'm not saying you have to. Of course, of course, 0:08:56.240 --> 0:08:59.880 the like the spontaneity hits us all at various times. 0:09:00.320 --> 0:09:03.520 Sure, I jerked off into TJ. Maxwell's Yeah, that's when 0:09:03.520 --> 0:09:04.120 it hit him. 0:09:04.280 --> 0:09:10.040 Wait, that sounds like you're live. That's a little disturbing, 0:09:10.360 --> 0:09:13.320 but like, okay, so are you willing to accept that 0:09:13.520 --> 0:09:17.199 you've blocked out probably years of sitting down upright at 0:09:17.240 --> 0:09:18.240 a desktop computer. 0:09:19.080 --> 0:09:21.720 Yeah, I guess I was more thinking in my adult life, 0:09:21.800 --> 0:09:25.040 like I don't do it any longer in a seated position, 0:09:25.400 --> 0:09:28.120 like if it's gonna happen, I can't remember the last 0:09:28.160 --> 0:09:29.120 time I j O. 0:09:29.280 --> 0:09:32.080 What about all those drives up to the Bay. That's 0:09:32.120 --> 0:09:33.600 a handful of least right there. 0:09:34.760 --> 0:09:36.760 You're not jerking off in driving? 0:09:37.040 --> 0:09:41.679 No, did you throw the Tony Braxton on whoa hitting. 0:09:41.440 --> 0:09:45.200 The grape vine? Uh? While cranking down? No, well, grabbing 0:09:45.240 --> 0:09:46.079 your grape vine? 0:09:46.240 --> 0:09:46.920 I think maybe? 0:09:47.120 --> 0:09:50.120 Yes, the point point gosh, you guys put me to 0:09:50.240 --> 0:09:56.160 work today, Yes, your y grat I don't think that. 0:09:56.520 --> 0:09:56.600 No. 0:09:56.840 --> 0:09:58.800 Maybe one time I've done it on the drive from 0:09:59.000 --> 0:10:00.600 LA to the Bay. I don't really get. 0:10:00.760 --> 0:10:02.400 Maybe Kyle was the guy that used to do it 0:10:02.440 --> 0:10:02.600 a lot. 0:10:02.920 --> 0:10:05.640 Kyle too, I mean, my god, I think he's just 0:10:05.800 --> 0:10:09.000 looking for in my adult life. I don't think I 0:10:09.160 --> 0:10:12.840 ever find myself joeing in this seated position. 0:10:13.520 --> 0:10:14.600 It just doesn't. 0:10:14.840 --> 0:10:17.439 There's not really a lot of times when that happened. 0:10:17.480 --> 0:10:19.800 So, Blake, you're at a desk right now. 0:10:19.920 --> 0:10:21.920 Yes, should I go and I am Joe? 0:10:22.200 --> 0:10:23.840 Yes, but I won't go to completion. 0:10:24.080 --> 0:10:27.240 Pro There's never a time you have a toddler in 0:10:27.280 --> 0:10:27.559 your hand. 0:10:27.720 --> 0:10:31.319 This is why I don't like talking about my kids. Hey, Blake, 0:10:31.400 --> 0:10:34.679 we got to prepare him for fatherhood. Come on, be honest. 0:10:34.840 --> 0:10:38.800 You're in your you have like an ADU right, So 0:10:38.880 --> 0:10:41.199 it's like as a mother in law. 0:10:41.040 --> 0:10:44.880 Suites that you're in completely detached. I completely detached. I 0:10:44.880 --> 0:10:47.559 could do whatever I want A do you for a 0:10:47.559 --> 0:10:48.480 little JOI. 0:10:48.880 --> 0:10:51.360 So you're kind of tucked away. It's up high where 0:10:51.360 --> 0:10:53.280 you're at. I've been. It's like a lost so no 0:10:53.280 --> 0:10:57.400 one's breaking in tucked sure's there's not a time where 0:10:57.440 --> 0:10:59.760 you just after the pod or whenever you haven't met 0:11:00.080 --> 0:11:01.960 you're like, you know what I want to I'm gonna 0:11:02.040 --> 0:11:06.560 give myself a sweet tree before going and playing. 0:11:06.200 --> 0:11:09.480 With my child and seeing what's for dinner. 0:11:09.559 --> 0:11:15.200 Yeah, before you start to smell the hamburger helper and 0:11:15.320 --> 0:11:18.559 uh and moseyon back inside the house stovetops for dinner. 0:11:18.640 --> 0:11:22.880 No, honestly, honestly, that moment has not come for me. 0:11:23.240 --> 0:11:26.000 Hey, yes, points Uh. 0:11:25.720 --> 0:11:28.080 Well, dude, so that kind of leads me to believe 0:11:28.120 --> 0:11:32.000 that maybe you don't jerk off, uh that often at all? 0:11:33.200 --> 0:11:36.319 What is I guess what is often? 0:11:36.480 --> 0:11:36.560 For? 0:11:37.720 --> 0:11:40.920 If you guys want to share with what what is often? 0:11:40.960 --> 0:11:42.800 What do you mean, like, how often are you guys 0:11:42.880 --> 0:11:43.400 jerking off? 0:11:43.520 --> 0:11:44.520 I think daily is a lot. 0:11:44.600 --> 0:11:45.600 I think daily is a lot. 0:11:45.960 --> 0:11:48.080 I think three times a week. 0:11:48.120 --> 0:11:52.080 Daily's a lot for a for someone in a relationship. 0:11:51.440 --> 0:11:53.880 Daily's a lot for people that are our age, that 0:11:53.920 --> 0:11:56.920 are in a long term, committed relationship. I think daily 0:11:56.960 --> 0:11:59.920 would be. It's just so that's a lot of doing, right. 0:11:59.720 --> 0:12:03.040 I think three times a week you're putting in work. Yeah, okay, 0:12:03.240 --> 0:12:04.640 you know you're you're putting up numbers. 0:12:04.679 --> 0:12:07.600 You're I'd say a couple times a week. I'd say 0:12:07.760 --> 0:12:11.400 at least once, always, once, most twice. 0:12:11.480 --> 0:12:13.959 Oh yeah, there's no way I'm not There's no way 0:12:13.960 --> 0:12:14.560 I'm not doing it. 0:12:14.600 --> 0:12:17.160 If the clock is about to strike midnight on a Sunday, 0:12:17.480 --> 0:12:20.040 I get it in. I excuse myself from wherever I am, 0:12:20.080 --> 0:12:20.760 and I get it in. 0:12:20.880 --> 0:12:22.920 I say, I'm going to the adu. 0:12:24.120 --> 0:12:27.079 I spread to the nearest adua. 0:12:28.960 --> 0:12:33.120 Yeah, well, I wonder that's really interesting because as your 0:12:33.160 --> 0:12:39.160 life goes on, supposedly your masturbation times are supposed to decrease. 0:12:39.440 --> 0:12:41.360 I think that's what we were told, and I don't 0:12:41.400 --> 0:12:42.120 know if it's true. 0:12:42.240 --> 0:12:45.440 Yeah, you jerk off the most at the very beginning 0:12:45.559 --> 0:12:46.360 in retirement. 0:12:46.400 --> 0:12:49.559 It's going to be crazy. Yeah. Then it ramps back 0:12:49.640 --> 0:12:50.960 up towards the end for sure. 0:12:51.320 --> 0:12:53.000 Uh, because you're just killing time. 0:12:53.080 --> 0:12:54.079 Yeah, waiting to die. 0:12:54.160 --> 0:12:54.319 Yeah. 0:12:54.360 --> 0:12:56.760 So what are your numbers like here, Blake, because I 0:12:56.800 --> 0:12:58.520 feel like my numbers are it's that. 0:12:58.720 --> 0:13:00.600 Three times a week, two times a week. 0:13:00.720 --> 0:13:03.640 But then if I'm hungover, I'll jerk off five times 0:13:03.640 --> 0:13:04.000 that day. 0:13:04.880 --> 0:13:08.800 Dude, Adam, it's really weird you mentioned that. For some reason, 0:13:08.800 --> 0:13:12.120 when I'm hungover, I always feel the need to seed. 0:13:12.400 --> 0:13:14.120 Yeah, you got to get the poison out points. 0:13:14.280 --> 0:13:16.080 Yeah, what is that? What is that? 0:13:16.880 --> 0:13:20.240 Science? Hit the button? You guys are putting me to work. 0:13:20.480 --> 0:13:23.599 I mentioned this to Chloe because she's like, what is 0:13:23.640 --> 0:13:26.160 your deal? Why are you so horny? When you're hungover. 0:13:26.280 --> 0:13:27.400 It's can I come in? 0:13:27.760 --> 0:13:29.800 No? Yes, Adam. 0:13:29.840 --> 0:13:31.680 I love that you're saying, why are you so horny 0:13:31.679 --> 0:13:32.400 when you're hungover? 0:13:32.480 --> 0:13:33.200 Yeah? What is that? 0:13:33.280 --> 0:13:36.760 Because obviously she's not. She's like, if we, you know, 0:13:36.800 --> 0:13:40.920 we drink together, we you know. She's like, I don't 0:13:41.000 --> 0:13:42.760 why why are you touching me? Why are you grinding 0:13:42.840 --> 0:13:44.120 up on me? And I'm like, well, now I have 0:13:44.160 --> 0:13:46.240 to jerk off five times. If you don't, don't have 0:13:46.280 --> 0:13:48.400 to texted me five times? Then I have to drink 0:13:48.400 --> 0:13:49.000 off five times. 0:13:49.320 --> 0:13:50.720 You know where I'm going to be. And I know 0:13:50.800 --> 0:13:52.520 I like that you. I like that you say it 0:13:52.520 --> 0:13:54.600 in a normal tone when in reality, I know you 0:13:54.640 --> 0:13:59.840 scream it. That seems I know that it's that Sandy. 0:14:00.000 --> 0:14:03.760 I'm standing standing up side of the bed, t shirt on, 0:14:04.120 --> 0:14:09.440 no pants, fully and gorged, shouting, now I'm gonna jerk 0:14:09.440 --> 0:14:10.320 off five times. 0:14:10.720 --> 0:14:12.319 I guess I had to jerk off five times. 0:14:13.200 --> 0:14:17.360 I think maybe what I have calculated in my mind 0:14:17.440 --> 0:14:19.880 is that like I feel, I feel so bad that 0:14:19.960 --> 0:14:21.800 I want to feel I want to feel good. 0:14:21.840 --> 0:14:24.240 That's right, that's exactly yeah. 0:14:24.320 --> 0:14:25.040 Yeah. 0:14:25.240 --> 0:14:29.400 But also I'm hoping that somehow the hangover comes out 0:14:29.680 --> 0:14:32.040 through my penis and it's gone for the rest of 0:14:32.080 --> 0:14:32.360 the time. 0:14:32.440 --> 0:14:34.960 That's also what I'm Yeah, I think that's what everybody's saying. 0:14:35.040 --> 0:14:35.560 Interesting. 0:14:36.040 --> 0:14:38.800 But but but hang on, so you don't sit down? 0:14:39.040 --> 0:14:41.440 Where do you jerk off the roof? 0:14:41.880 --> 0:14:43.400 He's a true work aholic. 0:14:44.720 --> 0:14:47.400 Yeah, dude, I go to Van Eys and I go 0:14:47.440 --> 0:14:49.800 to the workhol house, I go to Hamlin and I 0:14:49.840 --> 0:14:52.200 really I really put in work. No, I feel like 0:14:52.240 --> 0:14:54.360 if I'm ever doing it, it's either laying down or 0:14:54.400 --> 0:14:58.160 standing up, but never just seated standing. 0:14:58.480 --> 0:15:04.040 Okay, well this is a shower since you're okay. 0:15:02.520 --> 0:15:08.400 Yeah, no, no, no, he hesitated, Uh standing up? Yeah? 0:15:08.440 --> 0:15:10.280 Are we in socks? This is dangerous. 0:15:10.360 --> 0:15:14.200 First of all, the shower. The shower sucks. The shower sucks. 0:15:15.000 --> 0:15:20.520 You're not into it, No, of course, ka sucks. Uh 0:15:20.680 --> 0:15:23.440 we're And and the way you hesitated when he said 0:15:23.760 --> 0:15:27.200 this is obviously a shower situation, you were like, Uh, 0:15:27.600 --> 0:15:29.880 that leads me to like you're just in a closet 0:15:29.920 --> 0:15:31.840 somewhere in your home standing. 0:15:32.160 --> 0:15:34.560 Yeah. This is You're carrying so much shame and you 0:15:34.560 --> 0:15:35.120 don't have to. 0:15:35.480 --> 0:15:37.200 You don't have to let it out on the pot, 0:15:37.360 --> 0:15:37.920 let it out. 0:15:39.600 --> 0:15:41.720 I don't I feel like these are the times that 0:15:41.760 --> 0:15:44.440 I wish Kyle was here, because he would say some 0:15:44.520 --> 0:15:47.720 ship where he actually does something way up, more fucked up, 0:15:47.760 --> 0:15:50.400 and I could allow you guys to go bury him. 0:15:50.640 --> 0:15:52.280 But right now I feel like you guys are kind 0:15:52.280 --> 0:15:53.080 of piling on me. 0:15:53.280 --> 0:15:55.560 I'm not piling I'm actually trying to get to the 0:15:55.600 --> 0:15:57.200 bottom of this because you're the one. 0:15:57.040 --> 0:15:59.960 Who and I'm not sure I want it to get 0:16:00.120 --> 0:16:02.040 to the bottom of I don't know if I actually 0:16:02.120 --> 0:16:03.080 want to talk about this. 0:16:03.440 --> 0:16:06.280 Oh yeah, that's fine, that's fine. We can just you 0:16:06.320 --> 0:16:09.080 know what, I will say, Kyle for sure has beat 0:16:09.160 --> 0:16:12.720 off outside more than all of us combined. That's what 0:16:12.760 --> 0:16:16.360 I think he's like, not in a good way. 0:16:16.600 --> 0:16:18.080 He'll go take a jerk off walk. 0:16:18.160 --> 0:16:21.640 Yeah, yeah, yes, he will take his shoes and socks off, 0:16:22.000 --> 0:16:24.760 bury them in his garden, and then beat off on 0:16:24.840 --> 0:16:26.440 his cucumbers for sure. 0:16:26.880 --> 0:16:30.400 No, and then and then use his uh dick shovel 0:16:30.480 --> 0:16:33.600 to dig them back up. And that's how exactly. 0:16:33.400 --> 0:16:35.480 That's how he plants his seat. He fucks the ground. 0:16:35.520 --> 0:16:39.080 Yeah, he goes, uh, I'm I'm hunting for some earthworms, honey, 0:16:40.080 --> 0:16:43.880 and then he puts his worm in the earth man. 0:16:43.920 --> 0:16:46.160 I've seen so many worm I'm gonna start doing that 0:16:46.240 --> 0:16:46.440 a lot. 0:16:46.480 --> 0:16:55.760 By the way, you're catchphrase, you're suddenly just Wendy Williams. 0:16:59.680 --> 0:17:02.320 When Williams is probably the best show of all time. 0:17:02.560 --> 0:17:06.280 She is an entertainer, she's the best. 0:17:06.680 --> 0:17:07.920 Let me use my new cast raise. 0:17:09.680 --> 0:17:11.560 I don't find her very fascinating. 0:17:11.680 --> 0:17:14.480 She's so cool. I don't disagree she's fascinating. 0:17:14.560 --> 0:17:17.159 Well, I want the world to know that Blake is 0:17:17.240 --> 0:17:21.320 choosing not to talk about Yeah, we'll move how he 0:17:22.119 --> 0:17:24.480 stands up and jerks off, and it's not the shower, 0:17:24.600 --> 0:17:29.000 And that's a secret that he's that he's willing to 0:17:29.160 --> 0:17:30.760 let be a secret instead of just. 0:17:31.000 --> 0:17:34.199 Are you on like a indoor board? Is this like 0:17:34.760 --> 0:17:36.159 are you building skill sets? 0:17:36.240 --> 0:17:36.400 No? 0:17:37.040 --> 0:17:39.840 You know it's a secret. It's his secret. So now 0:17:39.880 --> 0:17:42.200 we know that Blake has a secret out there. 0:17:42.240 --> 0:17:43.840 I just want to say that if you're doing this 0:17:43.920 --> 0:17:47.040 in stocking feet, if you have socks on, it's slippery, 0:17:47.080 --> 0:17:52.399 it's dangerous. And if that's how you die, that one's 0:17:52.440 --> 0:17:52.720 for me. 0:17:52.920 --> 0:17:56.000 And when I start my Patreon it will be revealed 0:17:56.480 --> 0:17:59.760 and I will I will take the TII citizens that 0:18:00.000 --> 0:18:02.080 I really want to know and take them over to 0:18:02.119 --> 0:18:04.560 my Patreon and it will be you have. 0:18:04.520 --> 0:18:07.600 To say t I nation citizens. Otherwise I don't know 0:18:07.640 --> 0:18:09.679 if it works at all. I think it works for 0:18:09.720 --> 0:18:12.919 every citizens. Blah blah blah nation. We'll work on it, 0:18:13.680 --> 0:18:15.439 all right. What do you guys got to bring to 0:18:15.480 --> 0:18:16.200 the table. 0:18:16.520 --> 0:18:19.240 Where I mean, I'm a pretty open book. I mentioned 0:18:19.280 --> 0:18:22.879 that I jerk off. I gave times, I gave locations. 0:18:23.000 --> 0:18:25.760 I you know, I was pretty open. You you're the 0:18:25.760 --> 0:18:29.440 one with these deep dark secrets about how you jerk off. 0:18:30.240 --> 0:18:31.400 It's a revelation though. 0:18:31.640 --> 0:18:34.119