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Speaker 1: Welcome to This Is Important, a production of iHeart Radio,

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Speaker 1: the show where we talk about what's obviously both critically

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Speaker 1: crucially important today on This Is.

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Speaker 2: Important, standing up side of the bed t shirt on

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Speaker 2: no pants, fully engorged, shouting.

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Speaker 3: For some reason, when I'm hungover, I always feel the

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Speaker 3: need to seed.

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Speaker 4: I jerked off into TJ Maxwe's let's go. Hey, he hey,

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Speaker 4: we pay.

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Speaker 2: Let's go.

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Speaker 1: Do you feel that?

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Speaker 4: Oh shit?

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Speaker 2: All right, that's fifteen seconds?

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Speaker 3: Is that?

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Speaker 4: Oh?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Dude? Yeah, posa dude that gets white people going in,

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Speaker 4: like Midwestern suburban whites. Whoo the whites? He are fired up?

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Speaker 2: Did they play that at sports stadiums and stuff?

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Speaker 3: That feels like a sports anthem?

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Speaker 2: Have you? But have you? It feels like it. That's

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Speaker 2: I'm saying, but have you? Do we hear this?

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Speaker 4: I haven't heard it?

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Speaker 2: Why don't we? That's crazy?

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Speaker 4: If you told me that the guy from Disturbed actually

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Speaker 4: did like lock children in his basement or something. I

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Speaker 4: don't know, but there has to be a reason we

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Speaker 4: don't hear that at stadiums.

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Speaker 3: Go ahead, Adam, I'm the lead singer. Definitely they passed away.

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Speaker 3: I think the lead singer is dead.

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Speaker 4: Oh really what was he a good guy? Or did

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Speaker 4: he lock kids in the basement? I mean he's a

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Speaker 4: lead singer of a band called Disturbed.

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Speaker 2: Go ahead at him. Yeah, I feel like it was

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Speaker 2: disturbed in a way.

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Speaker 4: I feel like, you know, there's a lot of things there.

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Speaker 3: What if he was really well adjusted, well, then.

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Speaker 4: I feel like you we would be hearing that at

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Speaker 4: every stadium.

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Speaker 2: Disturb was talking about like the planet, not himself.

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Speaker 4: The lead singer of Disturbed is still live, says Todd.

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Speaker 3: Wait then who died?

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Speaker 2: Oh I know who died? Lincoln Park?

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Speaker 3: Oh there it is, no, I know Lincoln Park. And

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Speaker 3: also it was called like drowning pool, right there was.

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Speaker 3: There was a band and that ship was pretty fire too.

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Speaker 3: I got to look that up. I'll play the fort

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Speaker 3: fifteen seconds of it, all.

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Speaker 2: Right, Adam, how you doing?

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Speaker 4: I'm checking out. He doesn't seem that disturbed. He seems

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Speaker 4: just like a guy that has in a band, which

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Speaker 4: which is a little disappointing because if you name your

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Speaker 4: band disturbed, you gotta do some disturbing shit.

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Speaker 3: For sure.

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Speaker 2: You want him to walk the walk.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you gotta walk the walk.

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Speaker 4: But I'm also like, well, why don't we hear that

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Speaker 4: song at every stadium. Then I want when when my

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Speaker 4: LA Clippers, when Kawhi Leonard, oh my god, dunks dunks

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Speaker 4: on a fool for it to go. Yeah, oh my god.

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Speaker 3: These are so good. You know, we don't really deep

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Speaker 3: dive sports. And also this is two weeks out, so

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Speaker 3: who knows. They might not be for plays right now.

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Speaker 3: Anybody who cares anything about basketball, this might be the

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Speaker 3: Clippers year.

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Speaker 4: That's what they're all saying. And guess what, I don't

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Speaker 4: like it. I don't.

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Speaker 3: I don't like with that because you you are a

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Speaker 3: you are a cursed franchise. We do know that we are.

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Speaker 4: We we certainly aren't.

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Speaker 3: But this feels beyond the curse.

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Speaker 4: You know, if it feels good. But if the first

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Speaker 4: game of the playoffs, uh, the entire team's knees explode,

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Speaker 4: that would make perfect sense.

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Speaker 2: They're like jump ball. What just happened there?

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Speaker 4: They all all to.

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Speaker 3: The ground, their knees exploded. There's some seaport.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that would that would make a lot of sense.

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Speaker 2: What's the furthest they've gone?

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Speaker 4: In the Western Western Conference Finals? Was the furthest they've

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Speaker 4: gone they've gone? That was just a couple of years ago, which.

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Speaker 3: To people who don't watch sports, that's right before the finals,

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Speaker 3: which is where you win it all.

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Speaker 2: Whould they play Phoenix? Phoenix, Phoenix?

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Speaker 4: I think it who Phoenix?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? I love it. Well, good luck with that or

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Speaker 3: will you? Will you go to some playoff games if

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean we're the baby by this podcast. The

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Speaker 2: So dude, yeah, my kid is gonna be out.

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Speaker 4: Yeah. So I'm celebrated. Man, thirteenth, thirteenth birthday?

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Speaker 2: What's to man?

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Speaker 4: Just jerking off a lot? Yeah? Yeah, okay, keep catching him.

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Speaker 4: He can't. He can't stop it.

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Speaker 3: He's hey, your boy is disturbed. He is just now

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Speaker 3: that's disturbed. My god. I keep walking.

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Speaker 2: Into he's fucking beating off into a tube sock. Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Every every time I every time I see him jerking

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Speaker 4: off into a Kleenex or a tube sock, I go,

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Speaker 4: what are you doing?

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Speaker 2: I go, oh, man, that is wild.

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Speaker 3: Dude, You're gonna have a boy boys or way way crazy.

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Speaker 3: That's gonna be fun for you.

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Speaker 2: I don't know what are you basing that on? Black? Yeah?

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Speaker 4: What are you in the.

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Speaker 3: Fact that I have girls and they're very well behaved,

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Speaker 3: but boys are psychos. I'm basing on myself. I jerked

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Speaker 2: It was amazing. Yeah, that's not psycho, that's just passing

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Speaker 4: Yeah it's yeah, it's just jerking off. And by the way,

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Speaker 4: I feel like I wouldn't even be my dad. Every

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Speaker 4: like it's important. Absolutely every time I was in there

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Speaker 4: going to the bathroom, he would go, uh, quit jerking it.

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Speaker 4: You're gonna go blind through the bathroom door. And what's

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Speaker 4: funny is probably eighty five percent of the time he.

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Speaker 2: Was right, right, it's the only way you could climbax.

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Speaker 4: I'm not jerking off, Like stop, I'm not, But also

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Speaker 4: I am.

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Speaker 2: I do. Like how like you go into the bathroom

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Speaker 2: just to take a shit and he's like, don't jerk

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Speaker 4: You're like, I'm not.

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Speaker 2: And then you're like, I'm thinking a bad idea. Not

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Speaker 3: Were you sitting down to ship and jerking off in

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Speaker 3: sitting position? Because that's fucking disturbed.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, what do you mean I jerk off in sitting positions? Wait,

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Speaker 4: I still do.

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Speaker 2: Blake can only do it bending over looking backwards into him.

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Speaker 4: You what what do you what do you mean, Blake?

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Speaker 3: I don't I honestly, we got a stand there. I

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Speaker 2: Wait, what is the same.

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Speaker 3: I could probably count the number of times on my

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Speaker 4: What are you talking about?

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Speaker 5: So this is we're finding What I love about the

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Speaker 5: podcast is we just find out these little bit crazy

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Speaker 5: If you ever, if you ever want to find out

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Speaker 5: the most intimate details of your best friends lives, uh,

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Speaker 5: I start a podcast and do about one hundred and

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Speaker 5: ninety episodes.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you start to scrape the bottom of the bar.

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Speaker 4: Then you really start to find out. You find out

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Speaker 4: that I started stand up while wiping, and that was

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Speaker 4: I mean, my god, we got a we got a

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Speaker 4: lot of mileage out.

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Speaker 2: Of that was early.

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Speaker 4: That was got a whole lot of mileage out of that.

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Speaker 2: That's one of the pillars of this podcast.

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Speaker 4: But this, but this, it actually disturbs me.

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Speaker 2: You seem.

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Speaker 4: I gotta get disturbed, be ready, because.

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Speaker 2: Never sitting down? What Yeah, by the way, the saying

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Speaker 2: is I can count on one hand, but like.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, hand on my hand. I got on my.

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Speaker 2: Hand and you can only count with one hand.

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Speaker 3: If I never jo in.

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Speaker 2: The sitting position is seated position. What did you do

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Speaker 2: before like laptops and you were in front of a

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yep, correct.

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Speaker 2: Oh, so there were years I was sitting there?

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Speaker 4: Am I bad?

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Speaker 4: H corrects?

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Speaker 2: No, I just you were standing, was standing so you

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Speaker 4: I could see Blake being one of those weirdos who

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Speaker 4: he stole a girl's a girl's sweater and he would

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Speaker 4: Something like that. What I could see you doing something

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Speaker 2: Very detailed, very detailed at him.

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Speaker 4: Hey, Blake, let's just say I think you're a little disturbed.

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Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, But maybe I do have an

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Speaker 3: active memory. Maybe I don't need like a visual companion

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Speaker 3: I don't need to be seated at that family computer

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Speaker 4: Well, sure you don't. You don't have to.

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Speaker 2: I'm not saying you have to. Of course, of course,

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Speaker 2: the like the spontaneity hits us all at various times.

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Speaker 4: Sure, I jerked off into TJ. Maxwell's Yeah, that's when

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Speaker 4: it hit him.

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Speaker 2: Wait, that sounds like you're live. That's a little disturbing,

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Speaker 2: but like, okay, so are you willing to accept that

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Speaker 2: you've blocked out probably years of sitting down upright at

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess I was more thinking in my adult life,

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Speaker 3: like I don't do it any longer in a seated position,

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Speaker 2: What about all those drives up to the Bay. That's

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Speaker 4: You're not jerking off in driving?

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Speaker 2: No, did you throw the Tony Braxton on whoa hitting.

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Speaker 4: The grape vine? Uh? While cranking down? No, well, grabbing

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Speaker 4: your grape vine?

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Speaker 2: I think maybe?

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Speaker 3: Yes, the point point gosh, you guys put me to

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Speaker 3: work today, Yes, your y grat I don't think that.

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Speaker 2: No.

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Speaker 3: Maybe one time I've done it on the drive from

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Speaker 3: LA to the Bay. I don't really get.

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Speaker 2: Maybe Kyle was the guy that used to do it

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Speaker 2: a lot.

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Speaker 3: Kyle too, I mean, my god, I think he's just

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Speaker 3: looking for in my adult life. I don't think I

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Speaker 3: ever find myself joeing in this seated position.

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Speaker 2: It just doesn't.

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Speaker 3: There's not really a lot of times when that happened.

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Speaker 4: So, Blake, you're at a desk right now.

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Speaker 2: Yes, should I go and I am Joe?

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Speaker 3: Yes, but I won't go to completion.

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Speaker 4: Pro There's never a time you have a toddler in

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Speaker 4: your hand.

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Speaker 2: This is why I don't like talking about my kids. Hey, Blake,

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Speaker 2: we got to prepare him for fatherhood. Come on, be honest.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, before you start to smell the hamburger helper and

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Speaker 3: No, honestly, honestly, that moment has not come for me.

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Speaker 4: Well, dude, so that kind of leads me to believe

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Speaker 2: I think three times a week you're putting in work. Yeah, okay,

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, there's no way I'm not There's no way

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Speaker 3: I say, I'm going to the adu.

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Speaker 4: I spread to the nearest adua.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, well, I wonder that's really interesting because as your

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Speaker 2: I think that's what we were told, and I don't

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you jerk off the most at the very beginning

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Speaker 2: It's going to be crazy. Yeah. Then it ramps back

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Speaker 4: Uh, because you're just killing time.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, waiting to die.

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Speaker 4: So what are your numbers like here, Blake, because I

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Speaker 2: Three times a week, two times a week.

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Speaker 4: But then if I'm hungover, I'll jerk off five times

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you got to get the poison out points.

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Speaker 2: Science? Hit the button? You guys are putting me to work.

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Speaker 4: I mentioned this to Chloe because she's like, what is

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Speaker 2: It's can I come in?

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Speaker 3: No? Yes, Adam.

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Speaker 4: I love that you're saying, why are you so horny

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Speaker 4: Because obviously she's not. She's like, if we, you know,

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Speaker 4: why why are you touching me? Why are you grinding

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Speaker 4: to texted me five times? Then I have to drink

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Speaker 2: You know where I'm going to be. And I know

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Speaker 2: I like that you. I like that you say it

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Speaker 2: scream it. That seems I know that it's that Sandy.

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Speaker 2: I'm standing standing up side of the bed, t shirt on,

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Speaker 4: I guess I had to jerk off five times.

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Speaker 3: I think maybe what I have calculated in my mind

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Speaker 4: That's right, that's exactly yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: But also I'm hoping that somehow the hangover comes out

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Speaker 4: That's also what I'm Yeah, I think that's what everybody's saying.

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Speaker 2: Interesting.

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Speaker 4: But but but hang on, so you don't sit down?

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Speaker 4: Where do you jerk off the roof?

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Speaker 2: He's a true work aholic.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, I go to Van Eys and I go

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Speaker 2: Okay, well this is a shower since you're okay.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, no, no, no, he hesitated, Uh standing up? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Are we in socks? This is dangerous.

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Speaker 4: First of all, the shower. The shower sucks. The shower sucks.

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Speaker 4: You're not into it, No, of course, ka sucks. Uh

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Speaker 4: that leads me to like you're just in a closet

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Speaker 2: Yeah. This is You're carrying so much shame and you

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Speaker 4: You don't have to let it out on the pot,

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Speaker 3: I don't I feel like these are the times that

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Speaker 3: ship where he actually does something way up, more fucked up,

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Speaker 3: and I could allow you guys to go bury him.

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Speaker 3: But right now I feel like you guys are kind

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Speaker 3: of piling on me.

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Speaker 4: I'm not piling I'm actually trying to get to the

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Speaker 3: Who and I'm not sure I want it to get

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's fine, that's fine. We can just you

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Speaker 2: know what, I will say, Kyle for sure has beat

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Speaker 2: off outside more than all of us combined. That's what

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Speaker 2: I think he's like, not in a good way.

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Speaker 4: He'll go take a jerk off walk.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yes, he will take his shoes and socks off,

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Speaker 3: his cucumbers for sure.

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Speaker 4: No, and then and then use his uh dick shovel

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Speaker 4: to dig them back up. And that's how exactly.

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Speaker 2: That's how he plants his seat. He fucks the ground.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, he goes, uh, I'm I'm hunting for some earthworms, honey,

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Speaker 4: and then he puts his worm in the earth man.

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Speaker 3: I've seen so many worm I'm gonna start doing that

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Speaker 4: By the way, you're catchphrase, you're suddenly just Wendy Williams.

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Speaker 3: When Williams is probably the best show of all time.

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Speaker 3: She is an entertainer, she's the best.

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Speaker 2: Let me use my new cast raise.

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Speaker 3: I don't find her very fascinating.

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Speaker 2: She's so cool. I don't disagree she's fascinating.

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Speaker 4: Well, I want the world to know that Blake is

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Speaker 4: choosing not to talk about Yeah, we'll move how he

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Speaker 4: stands up and jerks off, and it's not the shower,

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Speaker 4: And that's a secret that he's that he's willing to

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Speaker 2: Are you on like a indoor board? Is this like

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Speaker 2: are you building skill sets?

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 4: You know it's a secret. It's his secret. So now

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Speaker 4: we know that Blake has a secret out there.

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Speaker 2: I just want to say that if you're doing this

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Speaker 2: it's dangerous. And if that's how you die, that one's

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Speaker 3: And when I start my Patreon it will be revealed

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Speaker 2: To say t I nation citizens. Otherwise I don't know

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Speaker 2: every citizens. Blah blah blah nation. We'll work on it,

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Speaker 2: all right. What do you guys got to bring to

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Speaker 4: Where I mean, I'm a pretty open book. I mentioned

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Speaker 4: I you know, I was pretty open. You you're the

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Speaker 4: one with these deep dark secrets about how you jerk off.

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Speaker 2: It's a revelation though.

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Speaker 4: It really is the fact that you've that you only

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Speaker 2: The fact that Adam stands to ship and you stand

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Speaker 2: If that's the three point stancer?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you don't stand for anything.

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Speaker 2: That's true, damn it. I don't stand for anything spineless.

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Speaker 3: Stand for the damn flag. I'll tell you what I

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Speaker 3: stand for, the damn flag. That's for damn sure?

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Speaker 2: Is that what it is? Is there an American flag

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Speaker 2: in the room? Yeah? Absolutely, you take half.

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Speaker 3: I take my hat off, I put it over my heart.

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Speaker 3: I stand and I start to freaking. Now that's disturbed.

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Speaker 2: Let's see that Purple Mountain majesty. Absolutely, baby, what else?

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Speaker 4: I mean, it'll be a few weeks old now, but

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna do you know, so in a few weeks.

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Speaker 4: We're are going to come out a few weeks late.

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Speaker 4: But Blake is going to the super Bowl, which I'm fine, stoked.

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Speaker 4: I can't wait to hear all about it.

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Speaker 3: But the baby, Yeah, hopefully this is me two weeks

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Speaker 2: Go me two weeks good way to put it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's it's the first super Bowl. This is what's crazy.

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Speaker 3: It's in Las Vegas. Yeah, I know, that's a weird

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Speaker 4: Sounds fucking awesome.

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Speaker 2: It does sound awesome.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean it is going to be very what

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Speaker 2: I know what you're saying. It's like the it's like

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Speaker 2: other reason, you might be fine, Like there's other shit

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I feel like it's the only city that can

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Speaker 4: different casinos and it won't feel that overwhelming. Yeah, when

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00:20:59,520 --> 00:21:03,360
Speaker 4: like no other city has that. And like I went

449
00:21:03,400 --> 00:21:06,680
Speaker 4: to the super Bowl a few years ago Tampa Bay

450
00:21:06,800 --> 00:21:10,240
Speaker 4: first the Chiefs and it was in Tampa Bay and

451
00:21:10,400 --> 00:21:13,600
Speaker 4: there's like one stretch where people party in Tampa Bay

452
00:21:14,160 --> 00:21:19,560
Speaker 4: and it was fucking bedlam, dude, it was. It was scary.

453
00:21:19,640 --> 00:21:22,360
Speaker 4: There was multiple murders on that street that night.

454
00:21:22,600 --> 00:21:23,919
Speaker 2: That's just Tampa, baby.

455
00:21:25,520 --> 00:21:28,159
Speaker 4: It was like people got killed. There was like shootouts

456
00:21:28,160 --> 00:21:29,439
Speaker 4: and ship it was wild.

457
00:21:29,560 --> 00:21:32,720
Speaker 3: But I think Tampa is like, yeah, Tampa's a wild place.

458
00:21:33,040 --> 00:21:35,240
Speaker 4: Well sure, but I'm just saying like there was like

459
00:21:35,320 --> 00:21:37,800
Speaker 4: one main street, which is a lot of cities had

460
00:21:37,840 --> 00:21:40,800
Speaker 4: that where it's like you know, in Austin it's like

461
00:21:40,880 --> 00:21:43,080
Speaker 4: sixth Street. It's like a lot of places just have

462
00:21:43,200 --> 00:21:46,280
Speaker 4: the one main drag and that's where everybody goes. But Vegas,

463
00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:48,640
Speaker 4: I mean, the main drag is the Strip, but there's

464
00:21:48,680 --> 00:21:51,639
Speaker 4: like forty casinos that people can get lost in. I think.

465
00:21:51,720 --> 00:21:52,520
Speaker 4: I think it's a great point.

466
00:21:52,560 --> 00:21:54,080
Speaker 2: We went when it was in New York that seemed

467
00:21:54,119 --> 00:21:56,080
Speaker 2: to be fine, and when I went when it was

468
00:21:56,119 --> 00:21:59,879
Speaker 2: in La I mean, of course that's super duper local

469
00:22:00,040 --> 00:22:02,240
Speaker 2: for a lot of people. The thing I'm noticing is

470
00:22:02,240 --> 00:22:05,359
Speaker 2: that it seems like it's become and maybe it's always

471
00:22:05,359 --> 00:22:07,000
Speaker 2: been this and I just haven't picked up on it,

472
00:22:07,040 --> 00:22:10,439
Speaker 2: but in this era we're in of like Grant for

473
00:22:10,520 --> 00:22:12,680
Speaker 2: the Gram, it seems like it's like, are you going

474
00:22:12,720 --> 00:22:16,720
Speaker 2: to the Super Bowl? As if like it's it's more

475
00:22:16,960 --> 00:22:19,920
Speaker 2: than just the game. If you don't give a fuck

476
00:22:19,920 --> 00:22:22,719
Speaker 2: about Super Bowl, there's at least thirty parties to go

477
00:22:22,760 --> 00:22:23,560
Speaker 2: to afterwards.

478
00:22:23,920 --> 00:22:26,439
Speaker 3: Yeah, That's the thing that I've noticed that's weirder in

479
00:22:26,960 --> 00:22:29,760
Speaker 3: any other way, is like I think the Super Bowl

480
00:22:29,960 --> 00:22:33,800
Speaker 3: started on Monday for Las Vegas, Like, there's been parties

481
00:22:33,880 --> 00:22:36,720
Speaker 3: every day this week and it's only leading up to

482
00:22:36,840 --> 00:22:41,159
Speaker 3: Sunday and then Sunday will will Sunday will be the

483
00:22:42,320 --> 00:22:46,919
Speaker 3: grand celebration and depression.

484
00:22:47,040 --> 00:22:49,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I feel like people might even be fucking

485
00:22:49,920 --> 00:22:52,679
Speaker 2: out of commission. I bet you that five percent of

486
00:22:52,680 --> 00:22:54,359
Speaker 2: the people who are supposed to go to the Super

487
00:22:54,359 --> 00:22:56,960
Speaker 2: Bowl for one reason or another aren't even gonna fucking go.

488
00:22:57,320 --> 00:23:00,160
Speaker 3: Could you imagine if you fucking got the like six

489
00:23:00,280 --> 00:23:02,920
Speaker 3: thousand dollars ticket and you're just arrested.

490
00:23:03,160 --> 00:23:05,800
Speaker 4: Yeah, they're just handcuffed to a bed in the at

491
00:23:05,840 --> 00:23:06,920
Speaker 4: the Bunny Ranch and.

492
00:23:06,880 --> 00:23:10,960
Speaker 2: They're like, miss dude, I promise you. There's just a

493
00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:12,800
Speaker 2: lot of shit going on leading up to it. You

494
00:23:12,840 --> 00:23:15,080
Speaker 2: might be too hungover or whatever, like hot at the

495
00:23:15,119 --> 00:23:17,679
Speaker 2: table or like whatever, you're just not even gonna go.

496
00:23:17,800 --> 00:23:18,399
Speaker 2: Just not going.

497
00:23:18,680 --> 00:23:22,639
Speaker 3: You're like, ah, wait, oh, ship the games on, like.

498
00:23:22,119 --> 00:23:24,000
Speaker 2: Like the party is gonna be going, and you're gonna

499
00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:25,639
Speaker 2: be like, remember, we're gonna break this up and go

500
00:23:25,680 --> 00:23:28,200
Speaker 2: to the fucking game. I don't know who knows five percent. Yeah.

501
00:23:28,760 --> 00:23:32,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, Well that being said, Blake, I'm very bummed, Uh

502
00:23:32,520 --> 00:23:36,960
Speaker 4: that I'm not gonna be you know, I'm obviously I'm yeah.

503
00:23:36,960 --> 00:23:39,800
Speaker 4: Our agent gave us, We gave us tickets. That's how

504
00:23:39,800 --> 00:23:42,359
Speaker 4: Blake got hooked up. And I know that they offer

505
00:23:42,480 --> 00:23:45,679
Speaker 4: He offered tickets to Durs and myself, And I'm bummed

506
00:23:45,680 --> 00:23:48,000
Speaker 4: that I couldn't be there because I know that the

507
00:23:48,080 --> 00:23:50,159
Speaker 4: game is gonna be great. I think it's gonna be

508
00:23:50,200 --> 00:23:52,560
Speaker 4: a really good game. And then beyond that, the parties

509
00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:54,920
Speaker 4: and how much fun we would have after the game

510
00:23:55,160 --> 00:23:58,360
Speaker 4: would be and before the game and the daily would

511
00:23:58,400 --> 00:24:00,560
Speaker 4: be a black game. It would be so much fun.

512
00:24:00,840 --> 00:24:04,399
Speaker 2: Just sneak out what usher usher and usher at the

513
00:24:04,440 --> 00:24:09,160
Speaker 2: halftime Usher super halftime dude, Wow, how I just know

514
00:24:09,240 --> 00:24:10,480
Speaker 2: how hungover you're gonna be.

515
00:24:10,600 --> 00:24:13,199
Speaker 4: You're gonna jerk off, like twelve times standing out in

516
00:24:13,240 --> 00:24:15,800
Speaker 4: that hotel. We're gonna jerk might.

517
00:24:15,720 --> 00:24:18,280
Speaker 2: Do it sitting down. I might doing sitting down.

518
00:24:19,200 --> 00:24:21,879
Speaker 4: You're gonna be standing up in that hotel room, just

519
00:24:21,960 --> 00:24:22,960
Speaker 4: cranking down.

520
00:24:24,240 --> 00:24:26,440
Speaker 2: I do kind of want you to try sitting down,

521
00:24:26,600 --> 00:24:29,840
Speaker 2: just to like realize, like, does it feel better. It's

522
00:24:30,080 --> 00:24:31,840
Speaker 2: still it's an option. I don't know if it's better

523
00:24:31,880 --> 00:24:33,520
Speaker 2: for you, but it's an option, and I want you

524
00:24:33,560 --> 00:24:34,359
Speaker 2: to know that it's an option.

525
00:24:34,520 --> 00:24:38,479
Speaker 4: Well, I will say it's better than standing up like

526
00:24:38,560 --> 00:24:39,919
Speaker 4: a fucking loun What do.

527
00:24:39,960 --> 00:24:42,879
Speaker 2: You mean standing up? We found out Adam had a

528
00:24:42,880 --> 00:24:46,200
Speaker 2: bad bag because he was sitting beating off so much

529
00:24:46,320 --> 00:24:48,679
Speaker 2: that his back and they're like, well do you stand

530
00:24:48,760 --> 00:24:49,560
Speaker 2: up or sit down?

531
00:24:49,880 --> 00:24:52,639
Speaker 4: Hey? That's that's that's the real stiff person.

532
00:24:52,960 --> 00:24:56,720
Speaker 3: Hey, hey, wait, hell on, we got that.

533
00:24:58,000 --> 00:24:59,679
Speaker 2: I feel like I feel like standing up.

534
00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:02,879
Speaker 3: It's like a It's almost like guys can stand up

535
00:25:02,880 --> 00:25:06,640
Speaker 3: to pee, like we can do it, like I don't

536
00:25:06,680 --> 00:25:09,560
Speaker 3: know if girls stand up, and I don't know if

537
00:25:09,600 --> 00:25:11,560
Speaker 3: girls stand up in j oh. I feel like it's

538
00:25:11,600 --> 00:25:15,480
Speaker 3: an honor to be a male and stand up.

539
00:25:15,480 --> 00:25:20,719
Speaker 2: J No, well to very cool. Well no, I couldn't

540
00:25:20,720 --> 00:25:21,879
Speaker 2: have said it better myself.

541
00:25:21,920 --> 00:25:22,879
Speaker 4: It's not an honor.

542
00:25:24,440 --> 00:25:28,520
Speaker 3: No, No, How often do you think females jo standing

543
00:25:28,600 --> 00:25:29,639
Speaker 3: up daily?

544
00:25:30,359 --> 00:25:32,840
Speaker 2: If I know women daily, if.

545
00:25:32,720 --> 00:25:35,159
Speaker 4: I know chicks the way I I know that, I

546
00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:37,399
Speaker 4: do never.

547
00:25:39,480 --> 00:25:42,359
Speaker 3: Okay, So I'm embracing it.

548
00:25:42,920 --> 00:25:47,440
Speaker 4: So you're you're you stand up to jerk off solely because.

549
00:25:47,200 --> 00:25:51,040
Speaker 2: Because women can't okay, all right, it seems like you're

550
00:25:51,080 --> 00:25:52,080
Speaker 2: rubbing it in their faces.

551
00:25:52,560 --> 00:25:55,679
Speaker 4: I stand up to Jay and that's one thing I

552
00:25:55,720 --> 00:25:58,159
Speaker 4: don't want you to do is rub your j O

553
00:25:58,320 --> 00:25:59,000
Speaker 4: in their faces.

554
00:25:59,240 --> 00:26:09,320
Speaker 2: Yeah. Well too late, too late, boys, too late. So Blazer,

555
00:26:09,840 --> 00:26:11,639
Speaker 2: do you know where these seats are? Are you in

556
00:26:11,640 --> 00:26:13,320
Speaker 2: a box? Are you down out there?

557
00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:16,000
Speaker 4: You're in a box? I know my poys up in

558
00:26:16,040 --> 00:26:16,360
Speaker 4: a box.

559
00:26:16,480 --> 00:26:20,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, supposedly, I'm in the box of maybe the Jacksonville

560
00:26:20,680 --> 00:26:23,240
Speaker 3: Jaguar owner. Like every owner gets a box. And I

561
00:26:23,240 --> 00:26:25,960
Speaker 3: think I'm I think I'm linking up with the Jags, dude,

562
00:26:26,040 --> 00:26:29,359
Speaker 3: which I dig because you guys know I Jag stand

563
00:26:29,800 --> 00:26:34,760
Speaker 3: uniforms are off that jack stand and their uniforms are

564
00:26:34,840 --> 00:26:39,160
Speaker 3: pretty sick. So it's a Bay Area to Jacksonville connection

565
00:26:39,400 --> 00:26:40,040
Speaker 3: in the box?

566
00:26:40,560 --> 00:26:44,320
Speaker 4: So are you? I mean, are you? Do you? Are

567
00:26:44,359 --> 00:26:46,560
Speaker 4: you gonna have to like beef up on your Jacksonville

568
00:26:46,640 --> 00:26:49,080
Speaker 4: Jaguar knowledge because you're gonna be the owner. So you

569
00:26:49,080 --> 00:26:51,120
Speaker 4: feel like maybe you should have like, yes.

570
00:26:50,960 --> 00:26:52,000
Speaker 2: Who was their quarterback?

571
00:26:52,480 --> 00:26:53,480
Speaker 3: Trevor Lawrence?

572
00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:56,760
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I think Trevor Lawrence has the largest face

573
00:26:56,800 --> 00:26:57,960
Speaker 2: I've ever seen in my life.

574
00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:01,760
Speaker 3: It's yep, it's so big, not in a bad way.

575
00:27:01,800 --> 00:27:03,520
Speaker 2: It's not a bad looking face. I'm just like it.

576
00:27:03,760 --> 00:27:06,680
Speaker 2: That's a lot. He has a lot of face, it's long,

577
00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:07,480
Speaker 2: it's why.

578
00:27:07,600 --> 00:27:10,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, it looks like the girl who's the witch in

579
00:27:10,359 --> 00:27:12,960
Speaker 3: on the Nightmare before Christmas.

580
00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:15,439
Speaker 2: But that is not what I'm saying. I'm just saying no.

581
00:27:15,480 --> 00:27:17,119
Speaker 3: But it's not bad. It's not but not in a

582
00:27:17,119 --> 00:27:17,560
Speaker 3: bad way.

583
00:27:17,680 --> 00:27:19,879
Speaker 4: I love that character, real sexy witch.

584
00:27:20,200 --> 00:27:20,440
Speaker 2: Cool.

585
00:27:20,600 --> 00:27:23,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's cool, and he looks great and he has

586
00:27:24,040 --> 00:27:25,280
Speaker 3: great hair and he's the man.

587
00:27:25,520 --> 00:27:27,600
Speaker 2: Other than that, kind of like the mast from Saw

588
00:27:27,840 --> 00:27:31,480
Speaker 2: in a good way, in a really good way, a

589
00:27:31,880 --> 00:27:34,880
Speaker 2: way in a really good way.

590
00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:37,439
Speaker 4: Yeah, it looks like, well, I wonder if he's going

591
00:27:37,520 --> 00:27:40,240
Speaker 4: to be I wonder if you are a football player.

592
00:27:40,880 --> 00:27:44,000
Speaker 2: Are you you go? I'm not well.

593
00:27:44,160 --> 00:27:46,239
Speaker 4: I mean, do you go to the super Bowl or

594
00:27:46,480 --> 00:27:49,520
Speaker 4: or do you go? I don't give a fuck. I'm

595
00:27:49,560 --> 00:27:52,200
Speaker 4: not there, so I actively don't care.

596
00:27:52,800 --> 00:27:57,080
Speaker 2: You just saw football players in New York. We went.

597
00:27:57,119 --> 00:27:59,360
Speaker 2: I remember seeing Gronk and Gronk didn't play right.

598
00:27:59,440 --> 00:28:01,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, but Gronk there to make money. He was like

599
00:28:01,600 --> 00:28:03,200
Speaker 4: doing endorsement deals. Shit.

600
00:28:03,240 --> 00:28:04,560
Speaker 2: But I think they go to party.

601
00:28:04,720 --> 00:28:07,680
Speaker 3: Maybe this goes back to being in Las Vegas. You go,

602
00:28:07,840 --> 00:28:11,720
Speaker 3: it's Las Vegas. Everyone goes, everyone goes. It's like NBA

603
00:28:11,840 --> 00:28:13,600
Speaker 3: All Star Weekend, it's green light.

604
00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:18,199
Speaker 2: We go even though we're ballers, we go, right, we go, man,

605
00:28:18,520 --> 00:28:19,359
Speaker 2: let's go.

606
00:28:19,560 --> 00:28:24,119
Speaker 4: I think All Star Weekend is actually in Vegas this

607
00:28:24,200 --> 00:28:27,280
Speaker 4: year for NBA. I believe let's go.

608
00:28:27,720 --> 00:28:33,520
Speaker 3: Vegas is really uh really starting to stake acclaim, reclaim,

609
00:28:34,080 --> 00:28:35,280
Speaker 3: reclaim its identity.

610
00:28:35,400 --> 00:28:39,960
Speaker 4: Wait, Vegas is really starting to now steak acclaim.

611
00:28:40,400 --> 00:28:42,720
Speaker 3: I'm saying, it's saying like we are the hub, like

612
00:28:42,840 --> 00:28:43,200
Speaker 3: we are.

613
00:28:43,120 --> 00:28:45,640
Speaker 4: The fun it's Las Vegas. I feel like it's been

614
00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:46,520
Speaker 4: the hub.

615
00:28:46,640 --> 00:28:49,760
Speaker 2: It's been the hub, like the convention Hub.

616
00:28:50,440 --> 00:28:53,000
Speaker 3: Hear me out. They got a football team, they're getting

617
00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:55,360
Speaker 3: a baseball team, they have a hockey, they're gonna they're

618
00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:58,760
Speaker 3: going to get an NBA team. They're saying like, come here,

619
00:28:59,200 --> 00:29:02,480
Speaker 3: now that gamble is legal. They're like, just yeah, let's

620
00:29:02,560 --> 00:29:03,680
Speaker 3: fucking kick it here.

621
00:29:04,040 --> 00:29:06,760
Speaker 4: Yeah it is. It is the best. I like, I

622
00:29:06,800 --> 00:29:10,719
Speaker 4: haven't been in so damn long. I went for a

623
00:29:10,760 --> 00:29:14,000
Speaker 4: Green Day concert not too long ago, but then before that,

624
00:29:14,120 --> 00:29:16,280
Speaker 4: it was like five plus years that I that.

625
00:29:16,360 --> 00:29:20,920
Speaker 3: I yeah, I'll be honest, I don't. I don't love Vegas.

626
00:29:20,960 --> 00:29:23,360
Speaker 3: Like I'm not a Vegas guy. I think it's healthy

627
00:29:23,440 --> 00:29:26,640
Speaker 3: to not say like give yourself over to Vegas, because

628
00:29:26,680 --> 00:29:28,640
Speaker 3: if you do, it can be dangerous.

629
00:29:28,760 --> 00:29:31,320
Speaker 4: Sure, but I'm saying it's perfect for what it is.

630
00:29:31,840 --> 00:29:34,240
Speaker 4: It's the best I think for what because none of

631
00:29:34,280 --> 00:29:36,640
Speaker 4: us are like real club guys. And I think that's

632
00:29:36,680 --> 00:29:38,720
Speaker 4: why we didn't like Vegas when we were younger. But

633
00:29:38,760 --> 00:29:41,000
Speaker 4: now we're older, dude, So now we could go to

634
00:29:41,120 --> 00:29:43,920
Speaker 4: like be a little older and like go to a

635
00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:48,480
Speaker 4: dope dinner, get drunk, do some gambling, maybe go to

636
00:29:48,720 --> 00:29:53,440
Speaker 4: like one of those like like really cool lounges that aren't.

637
00:29:53,280 --> 00:29:59,800
Speaker 3: Like one of those what is it call where like that,

638
00:30:00,320 --> 00:30:03,120
Speaker 3: like I don't know, like they're clothes off they dance.

639
00:30:03,640 --> 00:30:06,760
Speaker 3: There's people that are like not wearing all the clothes

640
00:30:06,800 --> 00:30:07,400
Speaker 3: they should.

641
00:30:07,640 --> 00:30:09,160
Speaker 2: It's like a bar.

642
00:30:09,800 --> 00:30:12,120
Speaker 4: And then why and then that's that's where you don't

643
00:30:12,160 --> 00:30:13,480
Speaker 4: sit down every Yeah.

644
00:30:13,360 --> 00:30:16,960
Speaker 3: Blake, Blake's standing up in the corner like doing whatever

645
00:30:17,040 --> 00:30:17,880
Speaker 3: he's doing.

646
00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:21,920
Speaker 4: Is always standing Yeah, yeah, I guess that's I I

647
00:30:22,120 --> 00:30:25,120
Speaker 4: noticed that about you when whenever we've been doing in

648
00:30:25,120 --> 00:30:27,880
Speaker 4: a strip club together, you're always standing up. Yeah.

649
00:30:28,080 --> 00:30:30,560
Speaker 2: Huh, my hands in my pocket. Just with your friend,

650
00:30:30,960 --> 00:30:33,560
Speaker 2: I want to give him a lap dance. Can't no

651
00:30:33,720 --> 00:30:35,719
Speaker 2: lap no lap to dance. Sorry, move on.

652
00:30:35,800 --> 00:30:38,280
Speaker 3: Why's he got to both his hands in his pocket? No,

653
00:30:38,440 --> 00:30:40,760
Speaker 3: he doesn't sit down. You can jump on his back,

654
00:30:40,840 --> 00:30:41,560
Speaker 3: He'll piggyback.

655
00:30:41,640 --> 00:30:43,600
Speaker 2: You move on, Serenity.

656
00:30:43,200 --> 00:30:46,400
Speaker 4: Get on those like cool lounges that aren't a club.

657
00:30:46,600 --> 00:30:48,840
Speaker 4: It's more of like you have like a dope dinner

658
00:30:48,880 --> 00:30:52,720
Speaker 4: and then it's like a cool, uh upscale bar. I

659
00:30:52,720 --> 00:30:54,080
Speaker 4: suppose yeah, yeah, you know.

660
00:30:54,160 --> 00:30:57,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think Vegas is also like diversified. They know

661
00:30:57,360 --> 00:30:58,960
Speaker 2: that they want to have something for everybody.

662
00:30:59,080 --> 00:31:01,880
Speaker 4: Yeah, you could really get in the mixed, dude, to

663
00:31:01,920 --> 00:31:03,160
Speaker 4: do whatever you want to do.

664
00:31:03,280 --> 00:31:04,960
Speaker 2: That's what I meant to say. You can get in

665
00:31:04,960 --> 00:31:06,360
Speaker 2: the mixed. You can get in the mix.

666
00:31:06,520 --> 00:31:09,320
Speaker 3: No, I think there's a little something for everybody in Vegas,

667
00:31:09,400 --> 00:31:12,960
Speaker 3: even football. Yeah. I just know that you can also

668
00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:15,800
Speaker 3: get into a lot of weird shit in Vegas. What

669
00:31:15,880 --> 00:31:17,360
Speaker 3: happens there stays there.

670
00:31:17,960 --> 00:31:20,880
Speaker 2: You can get into weird shipping. Yeah, I guess you can. Yeah,

671
00:31:20,960 --> 00:31:23,200
Speaker 2: I guess so fucking sure.

672
00:31:23,600 --> 00:31:26,160
Speaker 3: And by weird I mean lose a lot of money.

673
00:31:26,200 --> 00:31:28,440
Speaker 3: I'm just not like, I don't like to gamble.

674
00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:31,240
Speaker 2: Is that what you meant by weird? I don't think

675
00:31:31,280 --> 00:31:32,680
Speaker 2: you know how the joke form works.

676
00:31:32,920 --> 00:31:35,240
Speaker 4: You don't like to gamble, not even not even like

677
00:31:35,760 --> 00:31:38,960
Speaker 4: a little bit like like what we did when we

678
00:31:38,960 --> 00:31:43,200
Speaker 4: were in gamp in Philly and we're at the parks, Parks.

679
00:31:42,840 --> 00:31:45,520
Speaker 2: Calino, Ben's Salem.

680
00:31:45,640 --> 00:31:47,160
Speaker 4: We're in beautiful Ben Salem.

681
00:31:47,480 --> 00:31:48,000
Speaker 5: Uh.

682
00:31:48,160 --> 00:31:50,000
Speaker 4: You don't even like to gamble, which is a few

683
00:31:50,040 --> 00:31:53,360
Speaker 4: hundred bucks play some blackjack? Is that kind of thing?

684
00:31:53,640 --> 00:31:54,280
Speaker 2: Not really?

685
00:31:54,480 --> 00:31:56,840
Speaker 4: I like it. I also like to throw some craps around,

686
00:31:56,920 --> 00:31:57,720
Speaker 4: throw some dice.

687
00:31:58,320 --> 00:32:00,320
Speaker 3: But you go in thinking you're gonna win. I go

688
00:32:00,400 --> 00:32:03,360
Speaker 3: in knowing I'm gonna lose, and then we all end

689
00:32:03,440 --> 00:32:04,040
Speaker 3: up losing.

690
00:32:04,160 --> 00:32:06,360
Speaker 2: I go in knowing I'm gonna lose, and I'm just like,

691
00:32:06,440 --> 00:32:08,920
Speaker 2: how long can I fucking string this along? Me too?

692
00:32:09,120 --> 00:32:11,320
Speaker 3: But what's so fun about going in like, yo, I'm

693
00:32:11,320 --> 00:32:14,040
Speaker 3: about to lose fucking all the money I just took

694
00:32:14,080 --> 00:32:15,920
Speaker 3: out of this ato because the drinks are free.

695
00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:18,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, the drinks are free, and you're doing your shouting and.

696
00:32:18,840 --> 00:32:21,400
Speaker 3: No, they're not free. They cost as much money as

697
00:32:21,400 --> 00:32:23,800
Speaker 3: you just took out of it. They're actually more expensive

698
00:32:23,920 --> 00:32:25,560
Speaker 3: than normal just because you get to playing.

699
00:32:25,720 --> 00:32:29,040
Speaker 2: That's that's not how reality works. They're not more expensive

700
00:32:29,040 --> 00:32:29,560
Speaker 2: than normal.

701
00:32:29,960 --> 00:32:33,120
Speaker 3: You are the target audience for a casino because you're like, oh,

702
00:32:33,200 --> 00:32:36,960
Speaker 3: I'm getting free beers, but really you're dropping fucking five six,

703
00:32:37,120 --> 00:32:39,440
Speaker 3: seven hundred dollars out of blackjack table.

704
00:32:39,840 --> 00:32:42,440
Speaker 2: But also I couldn't be winning or I'm losing. So

705
00:32:42,560 --> 00:32:44,840
Speaker 2: like if I'm winning, great, but I'm also losing and

706
00:32:44,920 --> 00:32:48,000
Speaker 2: paying to be playing. Yeah, like the entertainment. I pay

707
00:32:48,080 --> 00:32:51,240
Speaker 2: for the entertainment of playing, and then the drinks are free.

708
00:32:51,640 --> 00:32:55,360
Speaker 3: I understand the contents.

709
00:32:55,720 --> 00:32:57,160
Speaker 2: It's like, hey, you know, it's like how you know,

710
00:32:57,280 --> 00:32:58,600
Speaker 2: weird things having in Vegas.

711
00:32:58,640 --> 00:33:02,960
Speaker 3: I understand playing blackjack isn't that fun. I'd rather play

712
00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:07,240
Speaker 3: fucking Mario Brothers. That's a little more stimulating than playing blackjacks.

713
00:33:07,280 --> 00:33:11,560
Speaker 2: If they do, I would love to go to a

714
00:33:11,600 --> 00:33:14,440
Speaker 2: casino where I can play Mario for a thousand bucks.

715
00:33:14,440 --> 00:33:15,440
Speaker 3: And I bet I would.

716
00:33:15,680 --> 00:33:17,920
Speaker 2: I bet I would. You can play the mlooth Brothers.

717
00:33:18,240 --> 00:33:21,240
Speaker 4: I don't think that they have Mario, but they actually

718
00:33:21,280 --> 00:33:25,400
Speaker 4: do have video games that you can gamble on in Vegas.

719
00:33:26,040 --> 00:33:29,000
Speaker 4: Where is it they have like the video game lounges.

720
00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:31,560
Speaker 4: They're they're all over I think all the main casinos.

721
00:33:31,600 --> 00:33:32,840
Speaker 2: I know he is listening.

722
00:33:32,880 --> 00:33:34,920
Speaker 3: Well, I don't if it's like modern warfare. I don't

723
00:33:34,920 --> 00:33:36,840
Speaker 3: know if I can hang, but if they have like contra,

724
00:33:37,200 --> 00:33:39,000
Speaker 3: I think I could. I think I could make some

725
00:33:39,080 --> 00:33:42,960
Speaker 3: money like sign me Up or bubble Bobble or balloon fight.

726
00:33:43,120 --> 00:33:44,600
Speaker 3: I'm really good at those times.

727
00:33:44,600 --> 00:33:48,680
Speaker 4: Well, I don't know, maybe if they have balloon fight,

728
00:33:49,200 --> 00:33:51,920
Speaker 4: your radar at them. I don't think they have contra

729
00:33:52,080 --> 00:33:54,560
Speaker 4: or balloon fight, but yeah, I'm.

730
00:33:54,400 --> 00:33:56,120
Speaker 2: Sure not sure about balloon fight.

731
00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:57,520
Speaker 3: I don't know.

732
00:34:06,080 --> 00:34:08,200
Speaker 4: What I want to do in Vegas is I want

733
00:34:08,200 --> 00:34:10,880
Speaker 4: to go. I've never gone and just sat there and

734
00:34:11,040 --> 00:34:14,120
Speaker 4: like they're in March and chircked off. And I've never

735
00:34:14,160 --> 00:34:19,640
Speaker 4: gone and just watched like March Madness and gone like

736
00:34:19,760 --> 00:34:21,040
Speaker 4: during March Madness.

737
00:34:21,640 --> 00:34:23,799
Speaker 2: And just watching games at one of those giant bars. Yeah.

738
00:34:23,920 --> 00:34:26,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, one of those sports books and you just go

739
00:34:26,160 --> 00:34:28,520
Speaker 4: with your buddies and put money onto all the games.

740
00:34:28,560 --> 00:34:30,719
Speaker 4: So it's like, you know, it's extra exciting, and then

741
00:34:30,880 --> 00:34:32,799
Speaker 4: just sit there and get drunk and sit there all

742
00:34:32,880 --> 00:34:33,279
Speaker 4: day long.

743
00:34:33,440 --> 00:34:36,359
Speaker 2: Isn't Isn't it? Isn't there a place called sports book?

744
00:34:36,480 --> 00:34:38,520
Speaker 2: I think my homie is a bartender there, the guy

745
00:34:38,640 --> 00:34:39,560
Speaker 2: I went to high school with.

746
00:34:39,680 --> 00:34:42,560
Speaker 4: Oh, every casino has this sports book that's what it's called.

747
00:34:44,120 --> 00:34:46,839
Speaker 2: I think there's a place called sports Book where like

748
00:34:46,880 --> 00:34:50,120
Speaker 2: it's a rooftop outdoor bar with a giant fucking TV.

749
00:34:50,440 --> 00:34:51,960
Speaker 4: My don't mind if I do.

750
00:34:52,080 --> 00:34:53,960
Speaker 3: If that's the one, like with the pool, I feel

751
00:34:53,960 --> 00:34:55,960
Speaker 3: like they like, yeah, they it's like off.

752
00:34:55,800 --> 00:34:58,520
Speaker 2: The strip, it's a little down the road. Anyway, put

753
00:34:58,520 --> 00:35:01,520
Speaker 2: my feelers out, check it out. I'll put you in touch.

754
00:35:01,560 --> 00:35:02,839
Speaker 4: Well, I'm excited for you, Blake.

755
00:35:02,880 --> 00:35:06,160
Speaker 2: I hope as we're speaking, my team won. I hope

756
00:35:06,200 --> 00:35:06,920
Speaker 2: they have contrast.

757
00:35:06,920 --> 00:35:10,239
Speaker 4: I personally hope your team doesn't win, doesn't win.

758
00:35:10,360 --> 00:35:11,839
Speaker 3: But yeah, why is that?

759
00:35:11,920 --> 00:35:14,759
Speaker 4: Well, my family were Midwestern and they all are huge

760
00:35:14,840 --> 00:35:17,279
Speaker 4: Kansas City fans. So you know, you.

761
00:35:17,239 --> 00:35:19,719
Speaker 3: Guys already won a bunch, man, just give me this one.

762
00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:22,359
Speaker 4: So is the forty nine ers. Dude, they've also won

763
00:35:22,440 --> 00:35:23,000
Speaker 4: a fucking time.

764
00:35:23,080 --> 00:35:25,120
Speaker 3: It was so long ago I was just a baby.

765
00:35:25,320 --> 00:35:27,120
Speaker 2: Weren't they just there and lost it?

766
00:35:27,200 --> 00:35:27,439
Speaker 4: Yeah?

767
00:35:27,800 --> 00:35:31,359
Speaker 3: Yeah, they've lost very recently several times. Dude, Come on,

768
00:35:31,480 --> 00:35:33,080
Speaker 3: so that's what they do. Let us get over to

769
00:35:33,080 --> 00:35:33,480
Speaker 3: the hump.

770
00:35:33,520 --> 00:35:36,560
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, yeah, I'm with you. I understand, And that's

771
00:35:36,560 --> 00:35:39,600
Speaker 4: why I'm like, if the Chiefs lose, sick my boy

772
00:35:39,640 --> 00:35:42,839
Speaker 4: Blake is having a fucking awesome time in Vegas a lot,

773
00:35:42,880 --> 00:35:45,719
Speaker 4: So I'm not that mad at it. But but I

774
00:35:45,760 --> 00:35:48,879
Speaker 4: think it's cool that they have such a dynasty as

775
00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:51,440
Speaker 4: the Kent City Chiefs. So I think it's pretty rare.

776
00:35:51,320 --> 00:35:55,160
Speaker 2: It's special, it's it's to be respected. Yeah, I do

777
00:35:55,360 --> 00:35:57,000
Speaker 2: like watching christ and McCaffrey play.

778
00:35:57,120 --> 00:36:00,480
Speaker 4: Yes, in those pants? Is that you're saying that dude,

779
00:36:00,600 --> 00:36:04,239
Speaker 4: as the kids say, he got a cheat code? Absolutely,

780
00:36:04,280 --> 00:36:05,799
Speaker 4: you're saying in those pants or what?

781
00:36:05,960 --> 00:36:07,040
Speaker 2: I don't even know what that means.

782
00:36:08,239 --> 00:36:10,800
Speaker 3: You like, just watch him play in the pant those pants,

783
00:36:10,800 --> 00:36:14,040
Speaker 3: you like football pants, those type football pants or what?

784
00:36:14,040 --> 00:36:14,799
Speaker 4: What? What do you mean?

785
00:36:14,960 --> 00:36:18,960
Speaker 2: Do you like football pants? I like watching him play football.

786
00:36:19,160 --> 00:36:21,799
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, in those pants.

787
00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:30,800
Speaker 2: Yeah he's wearing like okay, he is wearing pants, right, Okay,

788
00:36:30,920 --> 00:36:33,640
Speaker 2: So I'm sorry. I thought I wasn't sure what you're saying. Yeah,

789
00:36:33,719 --> 00:36:36,440
Speaker 2: but I do he would like seeing him play in

790
00:36:36,480 --> 00:36:38,080
Speaker 2: those I know.

791
00:36:38,239 --> 00:36:41,280
Speaker 4: I know my boy durs When he says things like that,

792
00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:44,879
Speaker 4: I feel he's a little a little disturbed.

793
00:36:45,200 --> 00:36:50,800
Speaker 2: You're right, because when I see Christian McCaffrey come on

794
00:36:50,880 --> 00:36:52,200
Speaker 2: screen in those pants, it's like.

795
00:36:52,239 --> 00:36:59,600
Speaker 3: Wait, I that was not That was not an ali.

796
00:37:00,320 --> 00:37:02,200
Speaker 4: That was a long way to go.

797
00:37:02,280 --> 00:37:05,160
Speaker 2: But I will have my finger ready. I feel like

798
00:37:05,200 --> 00:37:07,359
Speaker 2: when you watch him, you know, here's my thing. When

799
00:37:07,400 --> 00:37:11,080
Speaker 2: I watch him play, he's so fucking fast. His legs

800
00:37:11,080 --> 00:37:13,319
Speaker 2: are willing so quickly, and he's cutting left and right.

801
00:37:13,719 --> 00:37:16,040
Speaker 2: That you go, yeah, that makes sense. But when I

802
00:37:16,080 --> 00:37:20,680
Speaker 2: watched Travis Kelcey, I don't understand how he's always in

803
00:37:20,760 --> 00:37:23,560
Speaker 2: the right place at the right time. He doesn't seem

804
00:37:23,640 --> 00:37:27,680
Speaker 2: like especially quick or like that he makes these crazy cuts.

805
00:37:27,719 --> 00:37:29,840
Speaker 2: He just seems like he gets to where the ball's

806
00:37:29,880 --> 00:37:32,239
Speaker 2: gonna go and he brings it down. I mean, it's

807
00:37:32,280 --> 00:37:37,319
Speaker 2: some outrageously what is the wild catches in the last game.

808
00:37:37,480 --> 00:37:43,920
Speaker 2: But I'm always like.

809
00:37:41,200 --> 00:37:43,400
Speaker 3: Well, he's a tight end. Tight ends, that's they're not

810
00:37:43,840 --> 00:37:46,680
Speaker 3: wide receivers. They don't have like the quickness. They're just big,

811
00:37:46,760 --> 00:37:48,120
Speaker 3: like freaking hulks.

812
00:37:48,160 --> 00:37:49,800
Speaker 4: And he's just a giant.

813
00:37:49,840 --> 00:37:52,279
Speaker 2: But what was like Terrell Owens, he was a wide

814
00:37:52,360 --> 00:37:55,520
Speaker 2: receiver and he has any fucking fast as fuck and

815
00:37:55,600 --> 00:37:56,680
Speaker 2: cutting people and.

816
00:37:56,760 --> 00:38:00,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, wide receivers are insane. That's like Jerry right,

817
00:38:00,600 --> 00:38:04,080
Speaker 3: and so wait, sorry, what's Travis kelce d d so

818
00:38:04,120 --> 00:38:07,759
Speaker 3: when they aren't catching the ball, they're like blocking, so

819
00:38:07,800 --> 00:38:10,759
Speaker 3: they have to be like really big dudes. But when

820
00:38:10,760 --> 00:38:13,560
Speaker 3: they do catch the ball, and if they're athletic, then

821
00:38:13,760 --> 00:38:16,439
Speaker 3: all of a sudden, it's like a tank running down

822
00:38:16,480 --> 00:38:16,920
Speaker 3: the field.

823
00:38:17,680 --> 00:38:20,640
Speaker 4: And it was my boy, Tony Gonzalez that kind of

824
00:38:20,880 --> 00:38:22,879
Speaker 4: changed the modern day tight end.

825
00:38:23,040 --> 00:38:25,960
Speaker 3: Correct, there we go, that's Kansas City, right.

826
00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:29,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was a Kansas City chief, Tony Gonzalez, who

827
00:38:29,200 --> 00:38:33,000
Speaker 4: I did that Amazon commercial with super nice guy, great

828
00:38:33,040 --> 00:38:36,160
Speaker 4: skin and he still looks like he could play football.

829
00:38:36,200 --> 00:38:39,239
Speaker 4: The guys like still just jagged, like did not let

830
00:38:39,280 --> 00:38:44,920
Speaker 4: himself go so and I was right next to him

831
00:38:44,920 --> 00:38:49,839
Speaker 4: standing the entire time. But yeah, so he kind of

832
00:38:49,960 --> 00:38:53,040
Speaker 4: changed what the modern day tight end is is like

833
00:38:53,080 --> 00:38:55,239
Speaker 4: a little more athletic than what they used to be,

834
00:38:55,719 --> 00:38:59,240
Speaker 4: much like the Grondkinader. And then now we got Travis Kelcey.

835
00:38:59,360 --> 00:39:02,120
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, big gronk. Yeah, big guys.

836
00:39:02,080 --> 00:39:05,640
Speaker 2: Gronk at least with like fake he'd like make cuts.

837
00:39:05,920 --> 00:39:08,080
Speaker 4: They're just make you seem like he's a little more athletic.

838
00:39:08,560 --> 00:39:11,000
Speaker 2: I think, so he seemed like he was. I mean,

839
00:39:11,360 --> 00:39:14,120
Speaker 2: he's so big that like he's so big you don't

840
00:39:14,120 --> 00:39:16,320
Speaker 2: realize how fast he is. Yeah, you just want to

841
00:39:16,360 --> 00:39:17,720
Speaker 2: see him standing there in his pants.

842
00:39:18,320 --> 00:39:21,800
Speaker 3: I'd rather see him sitting down, Honestly, I'd love to

843
00:39:21,840 --> 00:39:25,239
Speaker 3: see what down. I feel like he could do a

844
00:39:25,320 --> 00:39:28,760
Speaker 3: lot sitting down, just like just like my homies.

845
00:39:29,640 --> 00:39:32,480
Speaker 4: So what why why can't you? I've got family coming

846
00:39:32,520 --> 00:39:34,480
Speaker 4: in town and Chloe's giving birth next week. That's why

847
00:39:34,560 --> 00:39:36,600
Speaker 4: I'm not going to the super Bowl, durs. You just

848
00:39:36,640 --> 00:39:37,680
Speaker 4: have like family stuff.

849
00:39:37,760 --> 00:39:40,680
Speaker 2: Emma's going skiing. I'm with the kids all weekend. There

850
00:39:40,719 --> 00:39:42,280
Speaker 2: we go. Do you think bad point?

851
00:39:42,440 --> 00:39:46,319
Speaker 4: Do you think you get tad points by taking you

852
00:39:46,400 --> 00:39:47,360
Speaker 4: take them to Vegas?

853
00:39:47,840 --> 00:39:48,160
Speaker 2: Yeah?

854
00:39:48,239 --> 00:39:51,680
Speaker 4: You you know, you stay at a kid friendly hotel,

855
00:39:51,960 --> 00:39:53,200
Speaker 4: the Circus Circus.

856
00:39:53,400 --> 00:39:55,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel like he could be fun.

857
00:39:56,080 --> 00:39:58,200
Speaker 3: You pay the waiter to watch them in the pool,

858
00:39:58,360 --> 00:40:01,399
Speaker 3: give them a bucket of quarters. Yeah yeah, you give

859
00:40:01,480 --> 00:40:05,880
Speaker 3: them a bucket of quarters and say hit hit the arcade.

860
00:40:05,040 --> 00:40:06,719
Speaker 4: Which, by the way, this is what my parents used

861
00:40:06,760 --> 00:40:06,960
Speaker 4: to do.

862
00:40:07,239 --> 00:40:10,440
Speaker 3: Like, yeah, wait, the first casino you ever went to

863
00:40:10,840 --> 00:40:11,920
Speaker 3: was it with your parents?

864
00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:15,040
Speaker 4: Right? Yes? And it was the uh, what's the like

865
00:40:15,080 --> 00:40:18,960
Speaker 4: Aladdin's Castle one, the one that is like in Vegas.

866
00:40:18,480 --> 00:40:21,719
Speaker 3: In Vegas? You went to Vegas? That was your first Uh,

867
00:40:21,920 --> 00:40:23,080
Speaker 3: casino experience.

868
00:40:23,520 --> 00:40:26,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think so. Like I was like fourteen or thirteen,

869
00:40:26,640 --> 00:40:30,480
Speaker 4: however old that's damn and uh we stayed at what's

870
00:40:30,520 --> 00:40:32,759
Speaker 4: the one that that like the dragon comes out and

871
00:40:32,800 --> 00:40:36,000
Speaker 4: breeze fire Excaloxcalibur. We stayed there by the way.

872
00:40:36,239 --> 00:40:38,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, fucking place rocks.

873
00:40:38,440 --> 00:40:40,160
Speaker 4: It doesn't, dude, it doesn't.

874
00:40:40,280 --> 00:40:41,440
Speaker 2: It's reeks hilarious.

875
00:40:41,520 --> 00:40:42,520
Speaker 4: It reeks a mold.

876
00:40:42,760 --> 00:40:43,440
Speaker 2: It's pretty bad.

877
00:40:43,640 --> 00:40:46,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, is it still there? I love that it's so bad.

878
00:40:46,719 --> 00:40:47,600
Speaker 3: That's what I love about.

879
00:40:47,719 --> 00:40:48,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's so bad.

880
00:40:48,640 --> 00:40:50,040
Speaker 2: They're going to tear it down soon, right.

881
00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:51,920
Speaker 3: They have to if it's not already gone.

882
00:40:51,960 --> 00:40:54,439
Speaker 4: And then and then they like were like, hey, we'll

883
00:40:54,440 --> 00:40:56,839
Speaker 4: take you to Circus Circus. That'll be fun. And then

884
00:40:56,840 --> 00:40:59,600
Speaker 4: we go to Circus Circus and then they I mean,

885
00:40:59,680 --> 00:41:02,319
Speaker 4: they're not like degenerate gamblers, but they're in Vegas, so

886
00:41:02,320 --> 00:41:03,920
Speaker 4: they're gonna want to like gamble a little bit. And

887
00:41:03,960 --> 00:41:06,440
Speaker 4: then they just gave us quarters and we just sat

888
00:41:06,880 --> 00:41:09,879
Speaker 4: at the shitty arcade at Circus Circus and played play

889
00:41:10,320 --> 00:41:11,839
Speaker 4: video games.

890
00:41:11,880 --> 00:41:14,320
Speaker 3: Time Crisis, Like, did your parents take you to Vegas?

891
00:41:14,360 --> 00:41:16,359
Speaker 2: This is not on my childhood.

892
00:41:16,640 --> 00:41:18,200
Speaker 3: No, I didn't go to Vegas.

893
00:41:18,239 --> 00:41:20,880
Speaker 4: My parents were cheap, and they got like a it

894
00:41:20,920 --> 00:41:23,760
Speaker 4: was like a discounted tickets and hotel room stay because

895
00:41:24,160 --> 00:41:27,840
Speaker 4: you can. They do give great discounts. That'd being said,

896
00:41:28,760 --> 00:41:32,000
Speaker 4: it's don't take your children to Vegas unless especially if

897
00:41:32,040 --> 00:41:34,200
Speaker 4: your kid is like thirteen fourteen. I was so horny.

898
00:41:34,280 --> 00:41:36,799
Speaker 2: Yeah, I do like the idea of my me like

899
00:41:36,920 --> 00:41:39,879
Speaker 2: sending my kids to like the slot machine and then

900
00:41:39,960 --> 00:41:44,160
Speaker 2: just they're at tal just fucking it's holding it down

901
00:41:44,360 --> 00:41:47,840
Speaker 2: in a cabana. Yeah, they probably could, dude, They're so jacked,

902
00:41:47,880 --> 00:41:48,840
Speaker 2: they'd probably do well.

903
00:41:49,040 --> 00:41:51,520
Speaker 4: They're ripped, they're shredded, shredded.

904
00:41:51,800 --> 00:41:54,200
Speaker 3: The first time I ever went to Vegas was I

905
00:41:54,200 --> 00:41:57,759
Speaker 3: think it was my eighteenth birthday and my dad and

906
00:41:57,800 --> 00:42:00,520
Speaker 3: my stepmom they took me to see the Blue Man

907
00:42:00,560 --> 00:42:03,800
Speaker 3: Group and that shit was off the fucking hook.

908
00:42:03,960 --> 00:42:08,000
Speaker 4: Dude, we went to Vegas once with you and your dad?

909
00:42:08,280 --> 00:42:09,640
Speaker 4: Was that your twenty first birthday?

910
00:42:09,680 --> 00:42:12,839
Speaker 3: That was my twenty first and the wheels really came off.

911
00:42:12,920 --> 00:42:14,920
Speaker 3: That shit was fun too, and then.

912
00:42:14,800 --> 00:42:18,120
Speaker 4: We I remember, for whatever reasons I look back, it

913
00:42:18,200 --> 00:42:20,920
Speaker 4: must have been kind of cold because I was like

914
00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:24,560
Speaker 4: wearing a cardigan, and I, by the way, hate cardigans.

915
00:42:24,640 --> 00:42:24,839
Speaker 2: Yeah.

916
00:42:25,040 --> 00:42:27,560
Speaker 4: Never wore them, and for whatever reason.

917
00:42:27,320 --> 00:42:28,399
Speaker 2: It was the it was the era.

918
00:42:28,920 --> 00:42:32,719
Speaker 4: This this Vega, this Vegas trip. I'm wearing a goddamn cardigan.

919
00:42:33,080 --> 00:42:35,680
Speaker 3: I think I think we were all like tried to

920
00:42:35,800 --> 00:42:40,000
Speaker 3: dress as cool as we could. And you so somehow

921
00:42:40,080 --> 00:42:43,600
Speaker 3: found a cardigan somewhere and you're like, I think this

922
00:42:43,680 --> 00:42:45,160
Speaker 3: is what's trending right now.

923
00:42:45,280 --> 00:42:48,880
Speaker 4: Yeah. I think we tried to like age up like ourselves,

924
00:42:48,960 --> 00:42:51,120
Speaker 4: to be like not just like because we looked like

925
00:42:51,239 --> 00:42:53,200
Speaker 4: children when we were twenty Oh my god. Well not

926
00:42:53,280 --> 00:42:55,640
Speaker 4: Kyle kind of always looked like a thirty eight year

927
00:42:55,640 --> 00:42:59,400
Speaker 4: old divorced dad. But yeah, but we looked like kids.

928
00:42:59,640 --> 00:43:02,719
Speaker 4: And uh, and I think that was my way of

929
00:43:02,760 --> 00:43:04,759
Speaker 4: looking a little older is a.

930
00:43:08,080 --> 00:43:10,400
Speaker 2: It's like, yo, mister Rogers.

931
00:43:10,440 --> 00:43:13,560
Speaker 4: If you told me Blake was wearing a fedora during

932
00:43:13,600 --> 00:43:15,160
Speaker 4: this time, I would believe.

933
00:43:14,880 --> 00:43:15,680
Speaker 2: That I wasn't.

934
00:43:15,719 --> 00:43:18,120
Speaker 3: But I was definitely wearing like a black T shirt

935
00:43:18,400 --> 00:43:21,880
Speaker 3: that had like fake jewelry like on it.

936
00:43:21,920 --> 00:43:24,720
Speaker 2: Out like the necklace print or whatever.

937
00:43:24,960 --> 00:43:26,279
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, I'll post it.

938
00:43:26,520 --> 00:43:27,040
Speaker 2: That's cool.

939
00:43:27,200 --> 00:43:29,960
Speaker 3: I have a lot of photos. It's my twenty first birthday,

940
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:32,680
Speaker 3: so I have those photos. But I went there before that.

941
00:43:32,719 --> 00:43:35,000
Speaker 3: I went for my eighteenth birthday. I saw Blue Man

942
00:43:35,040 --> 00:43:37,759
Speaker 3: Group and I think I saw David Copperfield too, which

943
00:43:37,920 --> 00:43:41,360
Speaker 3: was fucking off the chains.

944
00:43:41,360 --> 00:43:43,520
Speaker 4: See that's what I'm saying. By the way, I want

945
00:43:43,560 --> 00:43:46,520
Speaker 4: to do what and what movie was it that? Was

946
00:43:46,560 --> 00:43:49,920
Speaker 4: it super bad? Not super bad? Was it knocked up?

947
00:43:50,040 --> 00:43:50,319
Speaker 2: This is?

948
00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:52,439
Speaker 4: This is where they go and was it.

949
00:43:52,320 --> 00:43:54,160
Speaker 2: This supporting and they go and do uh maybe it

950
00:43:54,200 --> 00:43:54,640
Speaker 2: is knocked out.

951
00:43:54,680 --> 00:43:58,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, they go and do mushrooms and then see circus

952
00:43:58,160 --> 00:44:01,000
Speaker 4: so late. I'm like that to me sounds like an

953
00:44:01,040 --> 00:44:04,040
Speaker 4: absolute wonderful day in Vegas.

954
00:44:04,120 --> 00:44:06,879
Speaker 2: You can you watch the super Bowl with this new

955
00:44:06,960 --> 00:44:09,040
Speaker 2: sphere thing? I gotta go to the sphere? Can you

956
00:44:09,080 --> 00:44:10,560
Speaker 2: watch the Super Bowl? Are they gonna er?

957
00:44:10,920 --> 00:44:13,319
Speaker 3: That would be brilliant. Of course I don't think that

958
00:44:13,440 --> 00:44:15,960
Speaker 3: is what is happening, but that would be absolutely brilliant.

959
00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:18,279
Speaker 3: But also I don't know, what would it be like

960
00:44:18,400 --> 00:44:22,360
Speaker 3: watching a football game in a like dome form Awesome?

961
00:44:22,400 --> 00:44:24,440
Speaker 4: Well, dude, it would be. It'd be like you're at

962
00:44:24,440 --> 00:44:24,799
Speaker 4: the game.

963
00:44:24,840 --> 00:44:25,479
Speaker 2: It would be great.

964
00:44:25,800 --> 00:44:27,160
Speaker 4: It would be fucking phenomenal.

965
00:44:27,280 --> 00:44:30,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, I feel like you might want to throw up too.

966
00:44:29,880 --> 00:44:30,879
Speaker 2: Though they would sort it out.

967
00:44:30,920 --> 00:44:33,200
Speaker 4: Well, you're not watching it like it's you're not like

968
00:44:33,280 --> 00:44:36,480
Speaker 4: hovering above. It'll be like the game is happening here

969
00:44:36,640 --> 00:44:37,080
Speaker 4: and then this.

970
00:44:37,239 --> 00:44:38,680
Speaker 2: So it'd be all around you.

971
00:44:38,960 --> 00:44:41,520
Speaker 3: When you watch football, it's straight ahead. It would be

972
00:44:41,719 --> 00:44:42,560
Speaker 3: three sixty.

973
00:44:42,960 --> 00:44:46,960
Speaker 2: I guess what. I would trust the people who develop

974
00:44:47,080 --> 00:44:49,520
Speaker 2: the way you watch things to do it right. Not

975
00:44:49,680 --> 00:44:52,399
Speaker 2: year one, not year one, What do you mean they've

976
00:44:52,400 --> 00:44:54,200
Speaker 2: been people have been going that set. It's off the

977
00:44:54,200 --> 00:44:54,880
Speaker 2: fucking chain.

978
00:44:55,120 --> 00:44:57,080
Speaker 3: It does look cool, but they're not ready to pipe

979
00:44:57,080 --> 00:44:59,960
Speaker 3: in the super Bowl. Maybe year five they'll be ready.

980
00:45:00,239 --> 00:45:02,080
Speaker 2: Listen to me, all they have to do is just

981
00:45:02,160 --> 00:45:04,560
Speaker 2: broadcast it as a big ass TV and had the

982
00:45:04,600 --> 00:45:07,560
Speaker 2: recipe black. It can be the sky, it can be whatever.

983
00:45:07,800 --> 00:45:10,279
Speaker 3: Well, then why would you want to be in there?

984
00:45:10,360 --> 00:45:12,680
Speaker 3: That place seems like it sucks. You're trapped in up

985
00:45:12,680 --> 00:45:13,680
Speaker 3: fucking because.

986
00:45:13,520 --> 00:45:16,480
Speaker 2: You're with twenty thousand people watching a game, drinking and

987
00:45:16,680 --> 00:45:17,279
Speaker 2: kicking it.

988
00:45:17,280 --> 00:45:18,520
Speaker 4: It doesn't sound bad.

989
00:45:18,640 --> 00:45:22,520
Speaker 2: That's literally every casino like sports room like, but it's

990
00:45:22,560 --> 00:45:24,319
Speaker 2: so much bigger, dude, it's not.

991
00:45:24,600 --> 00:45:27,640
Speaker 4: It's not. It's it's the it's the because it's the

992
00:45:27,840 --> 00:45:31,520
Speaker 4: sphere and you're with the five thousand other people. However,

993
00:45:31,600 --> 00:45:33,240
Speaker 4: many people fit in this goddamn.

994
00:45:32,840 --> 00:45:34,759
Speaker 2: Sphere look, just because you're actually going in the game.

995
00:45:36,400 --> 00:45:39,040
Speaker 2: Fuck you you can come too. Come on, bring the boys,

996
00:45:39,120 --> 00:45:41,040
Speaker 2: let's go, dude, Yeah.

997
00:45:40,960 --> 00:45:41,840
Speaker 4: Bring the play go.

998
00:45:42,160 --> 00:45:44,000
Speaker 2: I wanted to take them to a monster truck rally.

999
00:45:44,080 --> 00:45:45,120
Speaker 2: But it's next weekend.

1000
00:45:45,160 --> 00:45:48,000
Speaker 3: God damn, what the hell, let's go.

1001
00:45:48,080 --> 00:45:49,520
Speaker 4: I think it was this past weekend.

1002
00:45:49,680 --> 00:45:49,799
Speaker 5: Uh.

1003
00:45:50,080 --> 00:45:52,160
Speaker 2: Down here in Anaheim, it was the past and it's

1004
00:45:52,160 --> 00:45:53,920
Speaker 2: the next That's what got my I was like, oh,

1005
00:45:53,960 --> 00:45:57,040
Speaker 2: it's probably a couple of weekends, and uh I was wrong.

1006
00:45:58,920 --> 00:45:59,960
Speaker 2: What else? What else? What else?

1007
00:46:01,080 --> 00:46:06,279
Speaker 4: What else to talk about? That's Blake Blake to tell

1008
00:46:06,360 --> 00:46:07,360
Speaker 4: us his mystery.

1009
00:46:07,760 --> 00:46:11,400
Speaker 3: Uh, no, way that. Actually I have something I'd like

1010
00:46:11,400 --> 00:46:14,319
Speaker 3: to bring up. Did you know that they are discontinuing

1011
00:46:14,560 --> 00:46:20,000
Speaker 3: just continuing fruit stripe gum?

1012
00:46:20,600 --> 00:46:24,200
Speaker 4: You guys? Any apologies?

1013
00:46:27,640 --> 00:46:27,920
Speaker 2: Dude?

1014
00:46:27,920 --> 00:46:28,600
Speaker 4: Didn't he take that?

1015
00:46:28,719 --> 00:46:31,560
Speaker 2: Doesn't? I think we can even skip it. Uh let's see,

1016
00:46:31,800 --> 00:46:33,680
Speaker 2: I'll see around Blake, have a good.

1017
00:46:33,560 --> 00:46:37,520
Speaker 4: Time, Blake. I mean, yeah, that that gum sucks and

1018
00:46:37,560 --> 00:46:38,960
Speaker 4: it probably shouldn't.

1019
00:46:38,960 --> 00:46:42,680
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, it is what it is in terms

1020
00:46:42,719 --> 00:46:46,160
Speaker 3: of flavor. But I feel like it means something to me.

1021
00:46:46,480 --> 00:46:51,000
Speaker 2: I feel like it means something. Oh, I think they're

1022
00:46:51,120 --> 00:46:53,239
Speaker 2: saying it's over and they're just going to bring it

1023
00:46:53,280 --> 00:46:54,240
Speaker 2: back with flavor.

1024
00:46:54,600 --> 00:46:57,520
Speaker 4: So people like Blake or like it means something to

1025
00:46:57,640 --> 00:46:59,719
Speaker 4: me that gum due does.

1026
00:47:00,600 --> 00:47:02,640
Speaker 2: Like remember when like they were like we're closing, Nate.

1027
00:47:02,760 --> 00:47:05,200
Speaker 2: Now it's like, isn't that ship back open? And everyone

1028
00:47:05,280 --> 00:47:07,680
Speaker 2: is writing like these diatribes on Instagram about like the

1029
00:47:07,719 --> 00:47:09,960
Speaker 2: first meeting I ever took about being a writer?

1030
00:47:10,200 --> 00:47:19,120
Speaker 4: Was it? Well, say classic American Los Angeles diner, right, Nate, now, yes, yes, yes,

1031
00:47:19,239 --> 00:47:20,520
Speaker 4: this is a gum.

1032
00:47:20,800 --> 00:47:23,719
Speaker 2: And I would say the fruit striped gum is a

1033
00:47:23,840 --> 00:47:25,960
Speaker 2: quintessential gum for children across.

1034
00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:30,680
Speaker 3: The fruit stripe gum no juicy fruit. I think it's worldwide.

1035
00:47:31,320 --> 00:47:34,240
Speaker 3: You take juicy fruit over over fruit striped gum.

1036
00:47:34,280 --> 00:47:36,520
Speaker 4: Fruit stripe was the one with like little zebras on it,

1037
00:47:36,560 --> 00:47:37,680
Speaker 4: and ship the zebra.

1038
00:47:37,600 --> 00:47:42,160
Speaker 3: Was cool, yes, and tattoos and tattoos like temporary tattoos.

1039
00:47:42,400 --> 00:47:44,560
Speaker 4: It doesn't mean anything to me.

1040
00:47:44,760 --> 00:47:48,080
Speaker 2: And it was bigger, you got way more pieces.

1041
00:47:48,239 --> 00:47:50,560
Speaker 3: I honestly want to say that last thing I ever

1042
00:47:50,680 --> 00:47:54,799
Speaker 3: bought with my own money was a fruit stripe gum.

1043
00:47:56,360 --> 00:47:59,840
Speaker 4: If you were to tell me that their discontinuous.

1044
00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:00,840
Speaker 2: Is a fruit stripe gun gone.

1045
00:48:04,080 --> 00:48:06,560
Speaker 4: If you were to tell me that they're discontinuing like

1046
00:48:06,680 --> 00:48:07,279
Speaker 4: now and later.

1047
00:48:07,440 --> 00:48:08,239
Speaker 2: I'm disturbed.

1048
00:48:08,320 --> 00:48:10,319
Speaker 4: Then I would be they would do something to me,

1049
00:48:10,360 --> 00:48:12,160
Speaker 4: but fruit striped gone now and later.

1050
00:48:12,280 --> 00:48:14,279
Speaker 2: Yeah, but they wouldn't discontinue now and later.

1051
00:48:14,360 --> 00:48:16,480
Speaker 3: No, now and laters aren't aren't that good?

1052
00:48:16,840 --> 00:48:17,200
Speaker 4: I would?

1053
00:48:17,280 --> 00:48:18,960
Speaker 2: I agree? I actually hate now laters.

1054
00:48:19,120 --> 00:48:20,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're too hard.

1055
00:48:20,360 --> 00:48:22,480
Speaker 2: I can't. I'm like this, I'm like, this is going

1056
00:48:22,480 --> 00:48:24,640
Speaker 2: to be living in my teeth. I can't get this

1057
00:48:24,719 --> 00:48:25,880
Speaker 2: out because.

1058
00:48:25,600 --> 00:48:26,479
Speaker 4: You save it for later.

1059
00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:29,360
Speaker 2: Sure, sure, okay, fair enough.

1060
00:48:29,320 --> 00:48:32,080
Speaker 4: You have some now and then some of it gets

1061
00:48:32,080 --> 00:48:33,840
Speaker 4: stuck in your teeth, and that's the later.

1062
00:48:34,040 --> 00:48:38,000
Speaker 2: When they're too hard. They're kind of sharp too. When

1063
00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:40,799
Speaker 2: they're hard, Yeah, stiff man, And can we chop? Can

1064
00:48:40,840 --> 00:48:43,120
Speaker 2: we chop that sound bite? Because I need that for

1065
00:48:43,160 --> 00:48:43,560
Speaker 2: the board?

1066
00:48:44,840 --> 00:48:45,520
Speaker 4: Had hard?

1067
00:48:47,200 --> 00:48:50,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just like, I don't know, you need another

1068
00:48:50,360 --> 00:48:53,480
Speaker 2: four inches? Remember when you would suck the jolly the

1069
00:48:53,520 --> 00:48:57,600
Speaker 2: flat long jolly brancher, you could suck into a shape, dude.

1070
00:48:57,640 --> 00:48:59,120
Speaker 2: And can I get that for the board?

1071
00:48:59,280 --> 00:49:03,279
Speaker 4: Everything that would slob into a shank as it can?

1072
00:49:03,440 --> 00:49:06,319
Speaker 2: Can I get that for the board? The jolly rand,

1073
00:49:06,400 --> 00:49:09,319
Speaker 2: the big flat jolly rancher, you could you could just

1074
00:49:09,480 --> 00:49:12,799
Speaker 2: suck it in a way, dude, dude that you could

1075
00:49:12,800 --> 00:49:14,879
Speaker 2: turn into a sharp ass shank or.

1076
00:49:14,800 --> 00:49:17,400
Speaker 4: Like a candy cane when you would just deep throat

1077
00:49:17,440 --> 00:49:20,480
Speaker 4: it and then slob on it until sure it would

1078
00:49:20,560 --> 00:49:23,520
Speaker 4: get into a shank or like.

1079
00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:27,360
Speaker 3: Like a like a like a raw cabasa, and you

1080
00:49:27,400 --> 00:49:29,399
Speaker 3: would just kind of nibble on the tip a little

1081
00:49:29,440 --> 00:49:32,239
Speaker 3: bit and just sort of like tease tease the tip

1082
00:49:32,239 --> 00:49:32,520
Speaker 3: of it.

1083
00:49:32,920 --> 00:49:35,480
Speaker 4: Now we were talking candy, dude, you know you got

1084
00:49:35,600 --> 00:49:36,840
Speaker 4: you get all sexual with it?

1085
00:49:37,040 --> 00:49:38,279
Speaker 2: Are you trying? I don't know. I feel like you're

1086
00:49:38,280 --> 00:49:40,840
Speaker 2: trying to do a joke or something. We're talking about candy.

1087
00:49:40,920 --> 00:49:44,600
Speaker 4: It's not all about bits here. Okay, you brought up

1088
00:49:44,640 --> 00:49:44,919
Speaker 4: the gum?

1089
00:49:45,400 --> 00:49:47,520
Speaker 2: Can you tell us the tale of Rumpel? Still skin

1090
00:49:47,640 --> 00:49:48,840
Speaker 2: right quick? You wish?

1091
00:49:49,880 --> 00:49:55,200
Speaker 3: No, no, we gotta do durseys uh kid's story Corners

1092
00:49:55,320 --> 00:49:57,360
Speaker 3: huns Christian unders stories.

1093
00:49:57,560 --> 00:49:59,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, what do you got, dude? You got something?

1094
00:49:59,719 --> 00:49:59,879
Speaker 3: Man?

1095
00:50:00,200 --> 00:50:02,920
Speaker 2: Humpty dumpty? What do we got? Bro? Hit us with it?

1096
00:50:02,960 --> 00:50:04,080
Speaker 2: Did he write The Little Mermaid?

1097
00:50:04,400 --> 00:50:05,200
Speaker 3: It's possible.

1098
00:50:05,600 --> 00:50:08,720
Speaker 2: I think I think you might have ye class damn class.

1099
00:50:08,719 --> 00:50:11,080
Speaker 4: I would love to hear that ship Hans Christian Anderson

1100
00:50:11,160 --> 00:50:12,400
Speaker 4: is that right, it's Christian Anderson.

1101
00:50:12,400 --> 00:50:13,880
Speaker 2: He's got some bangers, dude.

1102
00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:15,000
Speaker 4: That guy knew was up.

1103
00:50:15,040 --> 00:50:17,440
Speaker 2: I got a five hundred page book of Hans Christian

1104
00:50:17,440 --> 00:50:18,640
Speaker 2: Andersen stories.

1105
00:50:18,719 --> 00:50:19,840
Speaker 4: I remember when you bought that.

1106
00:50:20,120 --> 00:50:23,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, huh, I don't like it. I bought in college,

1107
00:50:23,280 --> 00:50:27,400
Speaker 2: but I love you. No, Adam bought it for you.

1108
00:50:27,440 --> 00:50:29,920
Speaker 4: No, I remember you at least having that when we

1109
00:50:29,920 --> 00:50:32,040
Speaker 4: were like young, and you were like, I have this

1110
00:50:32,080 --> 00:50:33,560
Speaker 4: five hundred page book, and I was.

1111
00:50:33,520 --> 00:50:35,600
Speaker 2: Like, carries it around all the time.

1112
00:50:35,640 --> 00:50:36,759
Speaker 3: He's fucking weirdo, dude.

1113
00:50:36,800 --> 00:50:38,760
Speaker 4: I was like, how many pages.

1114
00:50:38,840 --> 00:50:41,839
Speaker 2: Keeps like windows propped open? It's stick enough to keep

1115
00:50:41,880 --> 00:50:43,239
Speaker 2: a window open, little breeze.

1116
00:50:42,960 --> 00:50:44,080
Speaker 4: And yeah, it's your doorstop.

1117
00:50:44,360 --> 00:50:46,759
Speaker 3: Yeah, this dude would pull up the Second City with

1118
00:50:46,800 --> 00:50:49,600
Speaker 3: the fucking Hans Christian Anderson book, Like have you heard

1119
00:50:49,640 --> 00:50:52,640
Speaker 3: the Tale of I'm what's crazy?

1120
00:50:52,680 --> 00:50:55,399
Speaker 2: Is I read? I only read it standing up.

1121
00:50:55,440 --> 00:51:00,000
Speaker 4: All of his references are the Goldie Locks and rumpel Stilts.

1122
00:51:00,280 --> 00:51:04,560
Speaker 2: Mm hmma, I don't know.

1123
00:51:05,000 --> 00:51:05,160
Speaker 4: Guy.

1124
00:51:05,400 --> 00:51:07,560
Speaker 2: He does have hell a banger though that You're like, oh,

1125
00:51:07,600 --> 00:51:09,160
Speaker 2: that's you think it was all the same guy.

1126
00:51:09,280 --> 00:51:12,719
Speaker 4: All of Jersey's improv beats where I'm gonna huff and

1127
00:51:12,800 --> 00:51:16,920
Speaker 4: puff and blow over this door. We're like, uh, well

1128
00:51:16,920 --> 00:51:19,080
Speaker 4: we're in a doctor's office, but all.

1129
00:51:18,960 --> 00:51:22,960
Speaker 2: Right, crossbows and mustaches is actually uh hons and Fritz

1130
00:51:23,040 --> 00:51:23,799
Speaker 2: the fucking.

1131
00:51:24,600 --> 00:51:28,920
Speaker 3: The first The first season of Workaholics was too cold,

1132
00:51:29,200 --> 00:51:32,840
Speaker 3: the second season was too hot, the third was just right,

1133
00:51:32,920 --> 00:51:35,080
Speaker 3: and then four or five six that.

1134
00:51:35,160 --> 00:51:39,200
Speaker 2: Is due reading the list of things. Oh, the Emperor's

1135
00:51:39,200 --> 00:51:40,560
Speaker 2: new clothes. We all know that bad.

1136
00:51:40,640 --> 00:51:43,280
Speaker 3: Oh, that one's actually really cool. That's where he just

1137
00:51:43,360 --> 00:51:44,400
Speaker 3: has public nudity.

1138
00:51:44,480 --> 00:51:45,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's all button naked.

1139
00:51:45,640 --> 00:51:47,520
Speaker 2: And that's when you just turn on CNN and they're

1140
00:51:47,560 --> 00:51:49,520
Speaker 2: all like, it's just the Emperor's new clothes.

1141
00:51:50,520 --> 00:51:52,200
Speaker 4: All right, that's Drake.

1142
00:51:53,960 --> 00:51:55,960
Speaker 2: Oh topical hold.

1143
00:51:55,760 --> 00:52:00,480
Speaker 4: Of any take backs, apologies and the epic slam boys.

1144
00:52:00,640 --> 00:52:03,960
Speaker 2: Oh man, I just want to take back anything I

1145
00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:07,759
Speaker 2: said that made Blake feel uncomfortable about usually jacking off

1146
00:52:07,800 --> 00:52:10,160
Speaker 2: standing up. I think it's cool for you, it's not

1147
00:52:10,200 --> 00:52:12,200
Speaker 2: necessarily what I prefer.

1148
00:52:12,480 --> 00:52:14,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I also was going to bring that.

1149
00:52:14,320 --> 00:52:16,160
Speaker 2: And it's not like I've never done it. I've definitely

1150
00:52:16,160 --> 00:52:22,360
Speaker 2: done it. But on one hand, how many times.

1151
00:52:21,960 --> 00:52:25,359
Speaker 4: We've all done it. It's weird how Blake was so

1152
00:52:25,520 --> 00:52:29,520
Speaker 4: kind of standoffish and defensive about how much he's done

1153
00:52:29,600 --> 00:52:33,879
Speaker 4: it or like where he does it. Usually we're all

1154
00:52:34,160 --> 00:52:37,040
Speaker 4: very open and honest and it's cool, and I'm sure

1155
00:52:37,080 --> 00:52:40,359
Speaker 4: I'm the ugly definitely give flowers because we don't do that,

1156
00:52:40,719 --> 00:52:43,520
Speaker 4: but I think it is. I would like to pay

1157
00:52:43,600 --> 00:52:46,719
Speaker 4: my respects to Blake for keeping some things for himself

1158
00:52:46,880 --> 00:52:49,040
Speaker 4: and have his secrets, okay.

1159
00:52:48,840 --> 00:52:51,600
Speaker 2: And just to kind of the princess and the peak. Yeah,

1160
00:52:51,640 --> 00:52:52,560
Speaker 2: and just to kind.

1161
00:52:52,360 --> 00:52:54,319
Speaker 3: Of build off what you guys are talking about, like

1162
00:52:54,800 --> 00:52:59,160
Speaker 3: fruit Stripe, gun Man, I'm gonna miss you man, all right.

1163
00:53:00,239 --> 00:53:02,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, we can end it there, all right, And that's

1164
00:53:02,200 --> 00:53:16,640
Speaker 4: another episode