Speaker 1: I will be you know that g gave us friend
Speaker 1: until the end. But like, really, what I'm after is
Speaker 1: that pesty. That's really all I've been here for.
Speaker 2: Like I was like, oh, my ears feel like the
Speaker 2: most like clear and free they've ever felt. Now they're ringing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, now they're like ringing and like buzzing.
Speaker 4: I speak at a very low monotone level.
Speaker 1: Really, that's what I'm saying. The American sign language people's
Speaker 1: on stage like faking.
Speaker 4: What the fun was that?
Speaker 3: Did a bird just at the window?
Speaker 4: I don't know, but the the drawer thing opened, it rattled,
Speaker 4: like this thing rattled that.
Speaker 1: You're literally scaring me right now because paranorm experience.
Speaker 4: I don't want to open it. There's something an animal.
Speaker 1: Wait, are you serious right now? Because I heard it too,
Speaker 1: but I thought it was you hitting your mic.
Speaker 4: No, like this rattled open it?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, because I have wood to knock on.
Speaker 2: Okay, I have wood too, because I do have a
Speaker 2: bouldering penis under my blanket right now.
Speaker 1: That's what my wood was. That someone would.
Speaker 2: Say the way you rubbed your eyes and what that means?
Speaker 4: My god, Yeah, what's up?
Speaker 1: I'm like, Damn, you really do do that, like you're
Speaker 1: really into that, right. I came to the conclusion that
Speaker 1: scot lovers like people who love being pooped on and
Speaker 1: shipped one.
Speaker 3: Like about Scot like the music.
Speaker 1: And I love our braver in the.
Speaker 3: Start the jump, they like still need that kind of simulation.
Speaker 2: Home.
Speaker 3: You need to stop doing that.
Speaker 1: Hide your kids, hide your wife.
Speaker 2: Kai what we just went That was probably the longest media.
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, I'm not kidding. That's Dru's culture. I'm not
Speaker 4: going to cut that out. Were you eating a burrito
Speaker 4: or something? Was that? Yeah? I was just YouTube they
Speaker 4: were he was eating a burrito. Do not demonetize us.
Speaker 4: I'm lacking a certain meat in my diet. I just
Speaker 4: pointed at DRESD for those I couldn't see, like.
Speaker 1: I had a dream I was in pretty just started crying.
Speaker 1: It was called the Golden pitch Shower. Oh yeah, it's
Speaker 1: like the beer shower at l j T Larry Joe
Speaker 1: Taylor festivals, but with piss and you just unzip your
Speaker 1: pants and pee everywhere.
Speaker 5: I gets kay because he somehow thinks it's going to
Speaker 5: be his fault.
Speaker 3: It's like scary.
Speaker 1: Wait, but the way Red means recording like whatever, Well,
Speaker 1: I saw your dad on grinder mm hmm, yeah, so
Speaker 1: he is using it to make he didn't like interrupt them. No,
Speaker 1: we matched and I hit like crazy. I don't know
Speaker 1: if you poke. If you're a guy and you poke
Speaker 1: your belly button, you can feel it in your penis tip.
Speaker 4: Try it, kai, what what would you like your belly
Speaker 4: button really hard? Oh? What the fuck?
Speaker 1: I know? Whoa crazy? You? Try to see if you
Speaker 1: feel it anywhere? Okay, we're literally sexually satisfying ourselcond half
Speaker 1: the stuff I think you have to suck because it's
Speaker 1: not it's not ack.
Speaker 3: I just I mean, I've known you for ten years
Speaker 3: and you were at seven when I met you.
Speaker 1: I was six. You're right, No, you're not. Seconds.
Speaker 3: Your will never end. It will never end. And that's okay.
Speaker 3: Like you'll just be the old man with a fruity
Speaker 3: tube in your mouth.
Speaker 1: I freak a fruity too. Now you need to fucking
Speaker 1: chill right now, right now, like.
Speaker 5: A fruit flavored like puffing sucking too.
Speaker 3: You gotta suck it and it's pretty.
Speaker 1: Oh oh wow, this is crazy. Now, this is crazy.
Speaker 1: I wasn't I wasn't prepared for Were you really scared?
Speaker 4: Actually?
Speaker 1: Right now. I was That's what I was gonna say.
Speaker 1: I was going to say, O'Ryan as my uh like,
Speaker 1: who you hello?
Speaker 3: That scared me?
Speaker 4: That' me horny?
Speaker 1: Honestly, you have Sigma eyebrows.
Speaker 2: This is this, guys, this is why we have to
Speaker 2: kill toxic masculinity.
Speaker 6: Exactly exactly.
Speaker 1: I felt like Harry Styles running through this field.
Speaker 2: Okay, take it back, running back cut that. Don't ever
Speaker 2: say that about yourself ever again.
Speaker 1: I literally sometimes I just feel like I look like
Speaker 1: Harry Styles.
Speaker 3: We can only hope for so much, you know, we.
Speaker 1: Can only help you kill yourself tonight.
Speaker 4: Yep.
Speaker 1: Hello, maybe like I don't I don't know if I'm
Speaker 1: allowed to say this, but like Comey's stuck inside.
Speaker 4: Mmmm, beggar begging you.
Speaker 5: What I was gonna say is, why would my feet
Speaker 5: get so warm in the shower?
Speaker 6: I get horny?
Speaker 1: Oh? Oh my god, I'm like a walking hypothetical.
Speaker 3: I'm a walking paradox.
Speaker 1: I'm a fucking walking paradox thresomes with a tricera tops.
Speaker 3: Damn, that's just a crazy what in my dream, We're
Speaker 3: at this party.
Speaker 1: And it's at it that I wasn't in your life anymore?
Speaker 3: Oh, bib. That would have been a dream come true.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I have scabies and little boxes on the hilltop,
Speaker 1: little boxes native tikey. Remember what you're fighting for, little
Speaker 1: boxes on the hilltop and traffic and suburbia, and remember
Speaker 1: that's what you're fighting for.
Speaker 5: What do you say?
Speaker 4: It makes perfect sense to me?
Speaker 1: Like I don't know, I like manly.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're like manly, like mouth farts.
Speaker 1: They're not like cute girl farts. What just like when
Speaker 1: women fart on my face, like it's like cute.
Speaker 3: Oh it sounds different. Does it feel different.
Speaker 1: Than ment because I just don't mean that men different.
Speaker 4: What does it taste like?
Speaker 3: Doo dooo? Koka?
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, you've ever had a devil egg. There's a
Speaker 1: lot of skinscare scams that like everybody is falling for.
Speaker 1: Like drinking water. You don't have to drink water. I
Speaker 1: have only drank pepsi for like the last like fourteen
Speaker 1: years of my life.
Speaker 2: No, Drew, you have to drink water, Like that's not
Speaker 2: like a scan like that that's been around.
Speaker 1: For like hello and I'm still here. I literally have
Speaker 1: not had a cup of water in fourteen years.
Speaker 5: So true, that's really what colors your pea.
Speaker 1: It's like red. I think I like subconsciously threw together
Speaker 1: those last bits just in case I was going to
Speaker 1: go and so because you get Jewish. Yeah, you just
Speaker 1: doing I can't be myself around you. I'm just saying
Speaker 1: I say one thing. It's conversation. It's always got to
Speaker 1: be corrected. My life is always has to be corrected.
Speaker 1: I'm the guy to correct it.
Speaker 4: Seems it's like was.
Speaker 3: It in like a bad mood? But I've been kind
Speaker 3: of set Drew. Did you drink? Did you already drink?
Speaker 1: This is vodka?
Speaker 7: Drew?
Speaker 5: No, No, you can't keep doing that, Drew.
Speaker 3: You honestly don't need any more. Stop, you don't need anymore, bitch.
Speaker 1: You also get that you get dirty sheets, but a
Speaker 1: cute sleeper.
Speaker 3: Y'all want to see my tits?
Speaker 1: Please?
Speaker 4: Like please?
Speaker 1: Then you look at that guy like swinging around over there.
Speaker 1: He's on the very tip top.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 1: Those birds Like.
Speaker 3: What you're gonna like? What those birds?
Speaker 4: What? No?
Speaker 3: I think I misheard you?
Speaker 1: Yeah, and say ship, Well, last night on Thanksgiving is over? Like,
Speaker 1: tell me why Thanksgiving is over?
Speaker 3: Hi?
Speaker 1: I'm a little peggy. Stop I've been ripping the armpits
Speaker 1: out of my shirts and sweaters right, better circulation better pheromount.
Speaker 2: I know how to help circulate your blood if you
Speaker 2: need help doing that me too, like rebooting and like recoading.
Speaker 1: Our neighbor just took a flash photo of through the window.
Speaker 1: It was fucking so weird.
Speaker 3: Should we go stop him or should we just let
Speaker 3: him have that for his enjoyment?
Speaker 1: I mean he can see it my skirt, I don't care.
Speaker 3: Can I see your morning wood tomorrow?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: Yes, and ironically yeah, See it's a real problem for
Speaker 1: me because when I walk into the room, panties just drop.
Speaker 1: They just start dropping, man, like everybody m actually, wait,
Speaker 1: what if what if we captured the second on video
Speaker 1: a girl? We'll just leap that out.
Speaker 3: I'll probably he's gonna have to use the bathroom a
Speaker 3: few times during the flight.
Speaker 1: And I've been grubbing your fucking shoe this like, I.
Speaker 3: Don't mind if because these like don't have any like
Speaker 3: like warmth, so your hands are like.
Speaker 1: I'll give you a foot massage, like we can take
Speaker 1: these off. You need to stop and it changes her
Speaker 1: pad in my fucking bathroom. Itells like dog searcher.
Speaker 3: Century is crazy. No egg white is like stinky far.
Speaker 1: You like that bro, you like that and your classiest
Speaker 1: and you hate poor people football see what that has
Speaker 1: to do with it. But like in India's room, like
Speaker 1: tearing up.
Speaker 2: Talking she was fully about to cry, really embarrassing because
Speaker 2: I thought I lived and loved a man, but then
Speaker 2: I realized.
Speaker 1: That it was just a boy. So and you're ugly, so,
Speaker 1: oh my god, and I never loved you.
Speaker 3: I could say the same.
Speaker 1: Okay, what's the oh the highest cinema alex ge song
Speaker 1: I've been thinking saying recently.
Speaker 8: Where I get sad, I get sad, I get so mad.
Speaker 8: Way with the broken rim, keep going because I am
Speaker 8: track bad and I am bad sometimes I get mad.
Speaker 1: In my room.
Speaker 4: That was awesome.
Speaker 3: Yeah, have you been working on that?
Speaker 1: That's like you.
Speaker 4: Guys have been working on that. I think the idea
Speaker 4: is that you created an infrastructure for electric vehicles, and
Speaker 4: then you move the power grid to a sustainable power
Speaker 4: grade to power those vehicles, and then you also don't
Speaker 4: have to you don't have to spend energy getting the
Speaker 4: energy source to the vehicles like with gas.
Speaker 1: Okay, sometimes I actually I'm not joking. You you go
Speaker 1: on rants and I smile, but literally, my brain is
Speaker 1: a fucking clip. Guy, Who are you having sex.
Speaker 4: With I've been having sex with Drew. I've been having.
Speaker 5: You're not to the point of hunger where you're nauseous,
Speaker 5: because we.
Speaker 1: All have a hunger. We all have a hunger. I've
Speaker 1: seen them there.
Speaker 6: We literally.
Speaker 1: Monsters zinc and is yeah, monster z inc and uh
Speaker 1: finding nemo are coming to say hello?
Speaker 3: What? I don't have Twitter, and either do you? So
Speaker 3: you're lying.
Speaker 1: I'm not lying. I have Twitter, but for other reasons,
Speaker 1: and sometimes I'll navigate over to the trimming page. What
Speaker 1: where'd you go?
Speaker 3: Who is that?
Speaker 4: Hello? Hi?
Speaker 3: Helli Hai?
Speaker 6: Where's Drew? Drew?
Speaker 3: Come back?
Speaker 4: Hi?
Speaker 1: Where's your killer? Self? Kill yourself? I'll love you kill yourself,
Speaker 1: killing yourself?
Speaker 3: How do you get in here? I'm getting in here.
Speaker 4: You look straight and sexy at the same time.
Speaker 1: Stop stop? Okay, wait, what what about it?
Speaker 6: Though?
Speaker 3: What can y'all have sex when we're not doing our
Speaker 3: goddamn job?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 9: Oh?
Speaker 3: What am I supposed to do when she dies? That's
Speaker 3: so one a line. I think I'd get another cat.
Speaker 4: Maybe you're pregnant right now? You never you.
Speaker 3: Don't say that kind of shit to me. Don't wish
Speaker 3: evil upon me? What do you like?
Speaker 1: What did he call you? Oh?
Speaker 6: You think i'd look pregnant?
Speaker 4: Wow, I'm not saying that. That's what I was saying that.
Speaker 4: That wasn't what I was saying.
Speaker 1: We're gonna know that, we're gonna have a conversation about
Speaker 1: this after funny how freely you feel to speak on
Speaker 1: a woman's then leave it in. Leave it in.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm gonna cut it because you made it look
Speaker 4: like No, wow, are you? Are you gonna yell at
Speaker 4: me for that? What are you gonna do to me?
Speaker 3: What the fuck is that?
Speaker 1: I'm gonna thank you.
Speaker 3: Do you want to hear about the crazy ship I
Speaker 3: heard on the book?
Speaker 1: Well, you immediately shut me down, just like I don't
Speaker 1: want to hear about that.
Speaker 2: So you get to talk about your like weird like
Speaker 2: conspiracies and I can't say something right.
Speaker 1: They're not constrocious, they're not conspiracies. I've had another obsession recently,
Speaker 1: but I can't remember what it was.
Speaker 3: It's probably me.
Speaker 1: It's not really an obsession when I watch you sleep
Speaker 1: at night like that's not an object.
Speaker 3: I know that's what you're what I know. I was
Speaker 3: joking about like me being your obsession.
Speaker 1: Okay, well I was joking too. I do not climb
Speaker 1: a ladder and look through your windows at night, Like
Speaker 1: I don't prop up a ladder and just like look
Speaker 1: in like that's weird. I would act you never do that,
Speaker 1: So you sound dumb.
Speaker 2: Now it sounds like it's something you do and you're
Speaker 2: like backtracking heavy?
Speaker 1: Were you singing usher By? You deserved all of that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I just had Oh my god, why are
Speaker 2: you looking under my skirt?
Speaker 3: No, I'm not cutting.
Speaker 1: That signals to me.
Speaker 5: What I was literally telling a story.
Speaker 1: Oh no, the girls don't really talk to me that often.
Speaker 1: So like when I'm gonna have a fucking panding, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna throw up.
Speaker 3: You're like in our mid twenties.
Speaker 1: True, No, I'm sixteen, bitch. Don't ever say that to
Speaker 1: me ever.
Speaker 5: Fucking Okay, well you're sixteen, but I need you to
Speaker 5: hurry up in h fastics.
Speaker 3: The fact that I spent all my time with a sixteen.
Speaker 4: Year old is like, it's crazy that we're in our
Speaker 4: mid twenties.
Speaker 1: Like, you know, what you want us to do is
Speaker 1: be like your own nest. Fuck Kui, But I love you.
Speaker 5: You're aging gracefully for somebody with the genetics.
Speaker 3: That you were gifted.
Speaker 1: Oh you're beautiful, beautiful just the way you are, and
Speaker 1: you shouldn't care about what other people think. If you.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, you bitch, ass liar, bitch, I'll just
Speaker 2: jerk stop interrupting us with myself.
Speaker 3: I'll play with you in the backseat.
Speaker 2: No, what's cool is this bag looks like it was
Speaker 2: made in the same factory that they make basketballs on Amazon.
Speaker 3: I'm just saying, I mean, am I wrong?
Speaker 1: Oh my god?
Speaker 5: Like, no, you can't do this the whole episode.
Speaker 3: What are you doing?
Speaker 4: He's gonna re enter. I can get enough attention the
Speaker 4: first time, and.
Speaker 3: You're like putting things in the frame. Why did you
Speaker 3: have a stapler on the opposite tip?
Speaker 2: I stopped sleeping naked because one time my friend sent
Speaker 2: me the stick is gonna come.
Speaker 1: Oh, I don't give an it's my vibe. It's like
Speaker 1: if my nudes leak, I'm kind of just like relief,
Speaker 1: Like is it's like my brother died, Like I just
Speaker 1: like get relief.
Speaker 3: Did you just compare your nudes leaking to your brother dying?
Speaker 1: This is something that I've been holding off and I
Speaker 1: actually cannot believe that. I haven't talked about it yet.
Speaker 1: But okay, so you know Taylor Swift, she got her
Speaker 1: new album coming out, Okay, tell me why. One of
Speaker 1: her first big songs she wrote about me, tear drops
Speaker 1: on my guitar. That was written about me. Drew looks
Speaker 1: at me. I fake a smile so he won't see.
Speaker 3: No, it's I think it's He looks at me.
Speaker 1: I think it's true.
Speaker 3: Are you making that up?
Speaker 1: Because it's it's very real. She wrote it about me,
Speaker 1: because do.
Speaker 3: You have the faith you fucking photoshopped.
Speaker 1: Like I'm googling it right now. But the thing, the
Speaker 1: fucking thing of it all, teardrops on my guitar. Drew
Speaker 1: looks at me. The first one, Wait is that actually? Yeah,
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying is I didn't tell anybody about this,
Speaker 1: but me and Taylor had a thing really early on.
Speaker 2: Say wait, wait, wait, wait a minute, what year did
Speaker 2: this song come out?
Speaker 3: Because now this is getting weird.
Speaker 2: Don't ask questions because she's about ten years older than you,
Speaker 2: which wouldn't be weird.
Speaker 1: Now. I was greened by Taylor Swift. Oh there I
Speaker 1: said it. There, I said It's crazy how you've ignored
Speaker 1: every single question I've asked and answered all of vinyas.
Speaker 1: It's just like I prioritize.
Speaker 4: I prioritize attention from women because then you know they
Speaker 4: should be put on a pedestal.
Speaker 1: In my opinion, honestly, I agree with that, Like why
Speaker 1: do you all have.
Speaker 2: To turn everything into like proving that you don't hate women?
Speaker 3: And I feel like I've been doing okay enough that
Speaker 3: I don't need.
Speaker 1: To which is you need to talk?
Speaker 6: I did.
Speaker 1: Imagination.
Speaker 2: I don't understand how like computers work, and you like
Speaker 2: can't pay me to sit down and learn.
Speaker 3: I've said that before.
Speaker 4: I can easily.
Speaker 2: No, Hello, oh, botox looks really good. It's cool that
Speaker 2: Kai got a really good botox that you can't tell
Speaker 2: that he has like botox and filler.
Speaker 1: And do you have the face?
Speaker 4: I don't. I don't. I swear to god it actually,
Speaker 4: oh yeah, it's not one hundred.
Speaker 3: I love them so much. They have this square almost
Speaker 3: frog like toe detail.
Speaker 1: Fell out of your anti microbiule's turn around, go back
Speaker 1: to where you came from. And but like I can't
Speaker 1: do bone and meat at all, like boner meat. I
Speaker 1: can't come from me?
Speaker 4: How is it I just in compliment to you.
Speaker 2: Hey, don't cry, don't do no Roman, don't cry, please
Speaker 2: stop like actually no, it's like rushing me out.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I'll never fucking him again.
Speaker 4: Wait a second. You guys fuck.
Speaker 2: All the time like clockwork, because we're fucking I've never
Speaker 2: seen the movie.
Speaker 1: Let's talk about finsta. Have you ever talked about finsta?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, like.
Speaker 2: The energy of if they think you are important and
Speaker 2: if you are not like serving that you're.
Speaker 3: Kai Kai. Your camera is on?
Speaker 4: What's up?
Speaker 3: Your camera is on? Are you drinking?
Speaker 4: No? No, this is water? Why do you have water?
Speaker 4: And it's like a propel, It's.
Speaker 1: Like tequila, Like why are you actually know you're you're done?
Speaker 1: Like you're done camera?
Speaker 4: What do you mean I'm done?
Speaker 1: Camera off?
Speaker 3: We need to get a replacement for that guy.
Speaker 1: I know it was it was pretty okay. I think
Speaker 1: we technically have the technically that's a headline.
Speaker 4: Yeah, oh god, is it a vibrator. No, it's a
Speaker 4: flashlight for like Drew's mouth.
Speaker 1: Oh love my mouth?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: How did you get the fucking mold? Yeah?
Speaker 4: What I like did this thing where I like scanned
Speaker 4: your face while you were sleeping and did a three D.
Speaker 1: What the fuck impressive?
Speaker 10: You know?
Speaker 1: Okay, I thought you guys you should go to kill yourself,
Speaker 1: and you should go and kill yourself. Now, can I
Speaker 1: get a pineapple takeware? Vow?
Speaker 4: I have never seen you move your body like that.
Speaker 4: Holy ship, I'm not touching.
Speaker 3: Get your hand off of me or something?
Speaker 1: You got talking about? Poo, that's my twins.
Speaker 3: You have gotten iPhone? Why is he always on that iPhone?
Speaker 2: If I had the money Charlie Pooth had, I would
Speaker 2: not be on iPhone dot com.
Speaker 3: I would be out like I would be like, not
Speaker 3: on iPhone?
Speaker 1: A gay? Oh oh a man with that I phone
Speaker 1: is gay? That broke that.
Speaker 2: Literally yeah, I'm literally like, I'm like weird niche on
Speaker 2: the internet.
Speaker 1: You're like, are right extremist? It's okay, No, I'm not.
Speaker 5: No, Drew, stop you have to talk like we can't
Speaker 5: publicize that stuff.
Speaker 1: Because like, well you said blue Lives matter. I'm a Republican.
Speaker 1: We should be able to talk.
Speaker 3: No, I didn't say that. You're saying all of that.
Speaker 3: I would never publicly say that because I'm smart.
Speaker 1: You mean by that, I just feel different, you know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I forgot about earrings.
Speaker 1: I feel better. Oh I noticed something was really ugly
Speaker 1: about you, and it's because you didn't have your ear rings.
Speaker 3: And that makes me feel so awful because I feel
Speaker 3: very insecure without my earrings.
Speaker 1: Well, it's something you can change in five minutes, so
Speaker 1: just do it. Nature. It's like breathing, Like I don't
Speaker 1: realize I'm doing it. It just happened.
Speaker 2: No, I feel that, but I never miss access and
Speaker 2: I'm like the best.
Speaker 1: Wait what yeah, like I'm also like super on like
Speaker 1: hellas substances like LSG.
Speaker 3: No, don't admit to that at least like you can
Speaker 3: keep no, you can keep doing it and like I
Speaker 3: don't care. But just like for the sake of our
Speaker 3: like image online, don't like post.
Speaker 1: Hoop, the tab of LSD, I took a finton all
Speaker 1: rockstimes that make you feel terrible.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you should write a book about it and sell
Speaker 2: it to somebody who gives a fuck, because I literally don't.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm not confirming nor denying that I
Speaker 1: have a gun in this background now, so keep talking
Speaker 1: shit and find out.
Speaker 5: Just like you're starting to shoot your friends.
Speaker 1: Let's just find out. Should we find out? Let's just
Speaker 1: say I laughed my little bet off.
Speaker 3: Just like caught up. We're caught up in other things.
Speaker 4: I feel like you guys do stuff though. Shut I
Speaker 4: just I'm trying to like validate the fact that you
Speaker 4: guys are living.
Speaker 3: Your life and you go blind half of the things
Speaker 3: we say to each other.
Speaker 2: But that is such, that is such an honor to
Speaker 2: be living a life where I am surrounded by such
Speaker 2: funny people that I am constantly pissing myself and giving.
Speaker 1: Myself the and the fact that you're constantly doing that
Speaker 1: and not giving me the panties after it's crazy.
Speaker 3: What Yeah, it is not a straight fruit. It is
Speaker 3: a little fruity.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Drew, you got a little sugar. You saying, car,
Speaker 4: what the fuck.
Speaker 3: Did you just said?
Speaker 1: Was that a slur?
Speaker 3: Where you like that was really derogatory? Like what you say?
Speaker 3: It's during Pride month, and during.
Speaker 5: Every month is Pride.
Speaker 1: Month, Babe, walk out and it's like a kind of
Speaker 1: fancy hotel, I guess, and like other people cool people
Speaker 1: were staying there or whatever. Are my eyes too close together?
Speaker 1: I feel like they are.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Okay, I just said it.
Speaker 4: Drew, serious question, do you want to drop any more
Speaker 4: ship and fuck up the audio before we continue.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, do you question?
Speaker 1: Do you want to drive after this?
Speaker 4: Yes? I'm so sorry.
Speaker 9: Like it was a usual stomachache where I'm like bloated
Speaker 9: and something hurt. But my fucking colon's were literally vibrating.
Speaker 9: Like if I put my colon to my clip I
Speaker 9: would have it would have been because they were vibrating.
Speaker 3: Do you get it?
Speaker 1: Okay, Jesus fucking Christ.
Speaker 3: Jesus H Christ? Where does the age come from? Like
Speaker 3: have you heard someone say that before?
Speaker 1: Like Jesus Christ?
Speaker 4: Have you heard that it's for holiday? It's for like
Speaker 4: the holiday, Christmas, Jesus Holiday Christmas.
Speaker 1: Yeah, hanging out and it's just like this key that's
Speaker 1: like what the fuck.
Speaker 3: The house? But like electric bikes and she kept saying
Speaker 3: to her electric.
Speaker 1: Care and I like, chair, what is that? Like, I'm
Speaker 1: just trying to get some pussy.
Speaker 4: I gotta be real.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, that's not the way you do it.
Speaker 7: I thought, that's like what you would like you didn't
Speaker 7: even care what I cared. I was taking notes the
Speaker 7: whole time. Sometimes my depression just flaies up.
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Didn't ask though, like let's let's be real, Like it
Speaker 2: wasn't like a diluted drink.
Speaker 3: They were serving me alcohol. So I had a drink
Speaker 3: and that was like joking.
Speaker 1: Okay, when you're on your periods and like your uterus
Speaker 1: and ship hurts, just shut the fuck up. Yeah, And
Speaker 1: I was like and I was, I was like, whoa,
Speaker 1: oh her name was married looking like hold on, we
Speaker 1: got media really.
Speaker 2: Focused and pay attention. When I cook, I do too
Speaker 2: much And then like my dish is like a.
Speaker 1: Million you're doing too much. What's fucking crazy is that?
Speaker 1: I literally like I had to hide my tattoos in
Speaker 1: shabu yeah with the frank Ocean lyric.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you have one. So it's like.
Speaker 5: I had sex with your mom last night.
Speaker 3: Did you know that, Ki? And she squirted everywhere? Did
Speaker 3: you know your mom was a squirter?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, why would.
Speaker 4: You know that? Ki?
Speaker 1: You?
Speaker 6: Wow?
Speaker 2: But it's real, like it was the genesis of you
Speaker 2: realizing that you were straight and you.
Speaker 1: Didn't have to exactly exactly, exactly exactly. That's seriously, like
Speaker 1: one hund.
Speaker 2: We thought our boobs were like the funniest thing.
Speaker 3: Like we literally like the amount of times we would
Speaker 3: be in bathing, since like at the beach, at.
Speaker 1: The pool and get in play with each other's boobs
Speaker 1: and like take pictures of them and like like pour
Speaker 1: water on them, and then you'd send those photos to me. Now,
Speaker 1: send me pictures of your tits.
Speaker 3: Like Milady didn't see you there.
Speaker 1: If I was there, I wouldn't have let any of
Speaker 1: this happen.
Speaker 3: By the way, how would you have stopped that?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I would have found a way. I'm
Speaker 1: basically ant man piece.
Speaker 3: And just listen to it because you like it and
Speaker 3: it makes you feel good.
Speaker 6: Stop, I'm white here.
Speaker 5: You do this to me all the time, like you're
Speaker 5: a fucking slut, Like I didn't know I was marrying
Speaker 5: someone who was for the people. Show them, show them,
Speaker 5: show them what you did in your mouth.
Speaker 3: You're embarrassed.
Speaker 1: What are you gonna say? Oh, I've been trying to
Speaker 1: gain weight, really bad lead in Japan, and I ate
Speaker 1: so much fucking food. I ate so much goddamn food
Speaker 1: in Japan, and I actually did gain weight. I gain
Speaker 1: seven pounds, So congratulate me.
Speaker 11: Where did At some point I squirted and squooshed all yeah,
Speaker 11: I've come on our green carpet in our living room.
Speaker 1: What I literally was like, I feel like so normal normally,
Speaker 1: I feel like fucking ship. Can I play the word
Speaker 1: of my balls? No, but like.
Speaker 5: You're giving me a little peak show through and I
Speaker 5: can see your.
Speaker 4: Ball to No, I can't, Can I see? Can I see?
Speaker 3: I want it?
Speaker 12: Oh honey?
Speaker 1: How wan?
Speaker 3: How today kind of lied to me?
Speaker 1: And that's a whole know that this became the mental
Speaker 1: health podcast since last time I've been on here kill yourself?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: So much pro and your fucking life.
Speaker 1: And this what was I saying to earlier? I was
Speaker 1: like to say that for the podcast, Oh that you.
Speaker 4: Were he be happy, gave me a blue check. It's
Speaker 4: coming in like a week and I'm gonna get you
Speaker 4: one two oh all right.
Speaker 3: Oh he's crawling around.
Speaker 4: I don't know if they can see that.
Speaker 3: They can't see.
Speaker 4: He's getting back in the frame so they can see it.
Speaker 4: This is what this is. Hit it again, Come on, logo,
Speaker 4: come on, let's get you back on the on the chair.
Speaker 1: Literally twenty episodes, but every time I just like, forget,
Speaker 1: what the fuck?
Speaker 4: Yeah? What? Please don't leave, Please don't leave. Okay, I
Speaker 4: guess I'm just gonna do this episode The rest alone
Speaker 4: and yeah, this this will be coola.
Speaker 12: I'm gonna fucking kill you that way.
Speaker 13: I'm done.
Speaker 14: I'm actually like that.
Speaker 1: Up with all your bullshit.
Speaker 3: Calling me I walk walk?
Speaker 6: Yeah, my brother died.
Speaker 1: No he did? You keep calling me a lie?
Speaker 3: He literally did. Liar all the bitches at home?
Speaker 1: This is me? This is me? Where the bitches at? Okay,
Speaker 1: it feels like we're roommates. Wait, guys, and they were roommates.
Speaker 5: Ah?
Speaker 1: Wait, is this gonna be out on Mother's Day or
Speaker 1: buy Mother's Day?
Speaker 3: No, it comes out right before Mother's Day?
Speaker 1: Okay, I can't say this then, Yeah, don't.
Speaker 4: Say that talk. They need to make milks stay. I
Speaker 4: need to make milks stay.
Speaker 3: Turn your camera off and off? Time out?
Speaker 1: Three minutes in ya? You know how there's another's day. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they need to make milks stay.
Speaker 3: Are you kidding?
Speaker 6: No? For real?
Speaker 4: That's literally my joke. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: Who is that?
Speaker 3: Who got in? Who got into our jo? I think? I?
Speaker 4: How do you guys not recognize my voice?
Speaker 3: Who is this? This man is scary?
Speaker 4: It's me. Look, I.
Speaker 1: Get the funk out, get out, get out?
Speaker 4: Oh oh damn, keep going?
Speaker 1: So tell me this was.
Speaker 2: I okay, because I was talking and you just are
Speaker 2: like trying to buy it while my talkings.
Speaker 3: So like I got then like the calls are.
Speaker 12: Oh yo, it's a sickness. Didn't in here both of them.
Speaker 12: Both of them.
Speaker 4: Are coughing, But that cop didn't sound bad. The cough
Speaker 4: is a normal cop.
Speaker 3: Like, how have you not seen this movie?
Speaker 2: And you just like listen to this And I was like,
Speaker 2: because it's two of the greatest composers of all time.
Speaker 1: Hello, I think.
Speaker 3: Me and Kire honestly shocked because.
Speaker 1: Like, you just want me to take off my beer?
Speaker 6: Do you want me to take it off?
Speaker 1: I'll take it off, take off?
Speaker 6: Oh my god?
Speaker 1: Fuck your guys, are you shaved for you?
Speaker 4: You just pulled your beer, just.
Speaker 3: Ripped it off.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't give a fuck. I'm literally fucking crazy.
Speaker 3: That's not hurt.
Speaker 1: I'm fucking crazy. I'm fucking crazy. This random guy that
Speaker 1: my dad in.
Speaker 2: My construction site and nobody know who you knew, who
Speaker 2: you were?
Speaker 1: Whoa I really don't know? Like that was the definition
Speaker 1: of I'm in the middle of his story and someone
Speaker 1: just said something. Let me come up with something quick.
Speaker 3: Bitch, eradicate. We need some eradicating, eradicate James Charless.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, oh god, oh my god, I'm.
Speaker 5: Not kidding, Like, why is airplane food and airport food?
Speaker 5: Those are the worst meals ever?
Speaker 1: But not for me? Not for me, Pam damn.
Speaker 8: No make up by Styling Wait tattoos by Drew though, Yeah,
Speaker 8: we know.
Speaker 3: The thing is no one said it looked good today.
Speaker 4: You look beautiful, and you look beautiful today.
Speaker 2: Okay, dream when I get home, you're getting the biggest
Speaker 2: spanking I've ever given you.
Speaker 1: I'm going to put you over my lap, bend me over. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: ship we've got.
Speaker 4: How big would it get? How sticky would it get?
Speaker 3: Your whole?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: We're recording this, bitch.
Speaker 4: Oh, this is we started.
Speaker 2: You're I hope you're happy that this will be your
Speaker 2: last job that you will be able to get, because
Speaker 2: I don't know where else you're going to take this resume.
Speaker 3: Oh you wanted to.
Speaker 1: Sing your members?
Speaker 2: Okay, see how fast I catch on to you? Yeah,
Speaker 2: you little, you, little bastard. Trick not the oil spell
Speaker 2: causing it oil?
Speaker 1: That's actually crazy.
Speaker 2: Remember when Bass used to have the drive throughs and
Speaker 2: they would send the check in the two so.
Speaker 1: That was fun as I put bees in one DJ
Speaker 1: a festival in New York.
Speaker 3: Bitch, you ate like McDonald's, what the fuck are you saying?
Speaker 1: Like you know when people are like, oh, sissue a
Speaker 1: like Josiah ate, like McDonald's what does that mean? It's
Speaker 1: just me being very classist.
Speaker 2: But they're giving kaiwan and then they're like having it
Speaker 2: permanently in like the work where you do what your
Speaker 2: work is, it's a cocksucker, bitch, ass ballfucker.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so I mean you win.
Speaker 3: Choosers. Are you pretending, Hey, he's tapped out.
Speaker 2: He's like he thinks he's he thinks he's recording a
Speaker 2: podcast up, so.
Speaker 4: Somewhere else he entered in like a parallel universe, and
Speaker 4: I think it's a podcast.
Speaker 2: It's a universe where it's just him because like he's
Speaker 2: giving no space for op.
Speaker 4: Oh, let's see all good.
Speaker 3: Oh he's back.
Speaker 1: I just was somewhere so drunk that it.
Speaker 5: Like came out, and I do remember cracking ill.
Speaker 6: What y'all I liked flirting with each other.
Speaker 5: I'm literally talking about shitting and throwing up.
Speaker 4: I would kill for both of you guys, Okay, I
Speaker 4: would do whatever it took about yourself.
Speaker 1: Oh, oh my god, And I think he did he
Speaker 1: do it? Did he?
Speaker 6: Wait?
Speaker 1: But he went too far?
Speaker 3: I've got the power? Did he do it?
Speaker 4: Though?
Speaker 1: A classic?
Speaker 4: And then the last song I need to.
Speaker 2: And I'm vibing inside. I want hair sentences against so bad.
Speaker 2: I should do that. Actually, I'm going to do that
Speaker 2: today before we go. I'm going to break this on
Speaker 2: your fucking head.
Speaker 4: Why so, Drew, you were constipated and then Enya, you
Speaker 4: just played Fortnite. Yeah that's cool. I started a nonprofit
Speaker 4: and yeah, so that's just like what I've been doing.
Speaker 3: You're claiming you started it charity.
Speaker 4: Mm hmm. Yeah, I'm working on, uh, fixing war. I'm
Speaker 4: getting rid of it.
Speaker 1: So you started a nonprofit for neo Nazis.
Speaker 4: No I did it. I'm Jewish. Why would I do that?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 4: You mean, that's just something that you said. I'm not
Speaker 4: doing that.
Speaker 1: Do you have proof that you're not doing that?
Speaker 4: I don't have proof that I'm not doing that.
Speaker 3: But I'm oh, that does not look good. That really
Speaker 3: doesn't look good on you. Like, I'm gonna be honest
Speaker 3: and you cause you should be a lawyer, and I'm
Speaker 3: gonna sell it.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna make pink hats. I call them pussy hats.
Speaker 3: All right, let's go into you're freaking me the fuck
Speaker 3: not your.
Speaker 2: Post breakup with joker glow glowna joker broke up.
Speaker 10: I tried to kill myself last week, Dude, I really
Speaker 10: wanted this to be a like a fun one. Do
Speaker 10: you want to know why?
Speaker 4: Why?
Speaker 10: Do you want to know? How?
Speaker 4: Hell?
Speaker 10: And why you can choose one?
Speaker 4: Why?
Speaker 10: I woke up in the middle of the night, okay,
Speaker 10: and I walked into the kitchen and I saw what
Speaker 10: I thought was a ghost, but it was an intruder,
Speaker 10: and the intruder looked at me and spoke in tongue
Speaker 10: or binary or I couldn't describe it, but it was
Speaker 10: almost like a Morris code like clicking, and the clicks
Speaker 10: for some reason resonated with me, and they said kill
Speaker 10: your family or kill yourself.
Speaker 4: Choose one.
Speaker 1: So I tried to kill myself and it didn't work.
Speaker 1: And I later learned that it was a schizophrenic delusion
Speaker 1: and now I am on.
Speaker 10: Antipsychotics.
Speaker 4: Cool because I.
Speaker 2: Guess other carriers because I didn't know there were other
Speaker 2: phones other than iPhones, but apparently there are other cell
Speaker 2: your devices that you can purchase, which is really confused
Speaker 2: because I thought I thought there were only iPhones, Like,
Speaker 2: what are the other ones?
Speaker 1: Like, because don't I don't know.
Speaker 4: But you guys don't know that there are other phones.
Speaker 1: There's only I. I don't even know what the word
Speaker 1: phone means.
Speaker 5: I know, is that a separate word because there's iPhones?
Speaker 4: But do you guys know that there were phones before
Speaker 4: the iPhone?
Speaker 1: I actually don't know what that word means.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because you keep saying it without like that's that's
Speaker 2: like if you I was like, oh, did you know
Speaker 2: that there were homes before homes?
Speaker 1: Like what are you saying?
Speaker 4: Yeah, like you're taking a let Do you know that
Speaker 4: there were other types of iPhones before the iPhone?
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's iPhone like.
Speaker 1: Fog, they the three G model.
Speaker 4: Like, you guys cannot be more wrong about the situation.
Speaker 3: Okay, because that's funny because it's two against one fucking idiot.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I didn't think.
Speaker 3: I hope you feel alone.
Speaker 2: That's but basically I found out that I had bacterial
Speaker 2: imaginosis and I used affection at.
Speaker 3: The same damn time, which is pretty common.
Speaker 1: But we made sour dough bread in that oven.
Speaker 3: Fu, get's wrong with you?
Speaker 1: Since No, actually that sounds like my goddamn dream being.
Speaker 1: I'm not kidding. That is one of the most fucked
Speaker 1: up things about me is like I feel like actually
Speaker 1: discussing saying this because this is not chill at all.
Speaker 1: And I recognize that, and I realize that this is
Speaker 1: not okay to like want this, and I actually do
Speaker 1: need psychiatric help and this stem this is very deep
Speaker 1: and it like goes back to like my childhood or something.
Speaker 1: But I legitimately like want a chronic countess and.
Speaker 3: Says or asks, what's the hardest lesson you've learned in adulthood?
Speaker 1: That you are truly alone in this life? Like you
Speaker 1: can have your people, you can have your family, but
Speaker 1: at the end of the day, you're alone.
Speaker 3: Well, that's like really.
Speaker 1: Full of duty. And I, for an eye, I literally
Speaker 1: killed so many I've killed so many people.
Speaker 3: Oh hair and you put the hair clip in it?
Speaker 3: You do that to my vola?
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then I'd really take some time to try
Speaker 1: to find the clitorists. That's a syop that doesn't exist.
Speaker 1: Urgency Intercom Cream dream Wet, Dream Cream, Dream Cream Team
Speaker 1: Team Cream. Are you on the cream Team. Are you
Speaker 1: squirt squad? Cream team or squirt squad a lame nihilistic way,
Speaker 1: but like a Zola is eating my goddamn plant. Motherfucker
Speaker 1: she was is she did? She chomp on it big time. No,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna fucking kill myself. Actually, I'm gonna fucking kill myself.
Speaker 1: Like this is actually like the saddest day of my
Speaker 1: goddamn life.
Speaker 4: Oh, is it bad?
Speaker 1: Yes, we're leaving the same.
Speaker 6: It's not the worse, the worst.
Speaker 3: We'll just keep it here for the rest of the episode.
Speaker 3: We'll watch her.
Speaker 1: I'm in a fucking vomit. Dude. Oh my god, he
Speaker 1: ate no in you. This is all him, That's all him.
Speaker 1: He was eating the fuck out of that like a
Speaker 1: fucking snail. He's getting spainkins. I'm not kidding. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: spank the shit out of him.
Speaker 3: My grandpa died a long time ago and I met him.
Speaker 3: Actually I had a chance to meet him once in Honduras.
Speaker 2: But he was the grandpa on my dad's side that
Speaker 2: abandoned my dad and at the at.
Speaker 13: The age of five years old, I was a rider die.
Speaker 13: They were like, oh, you want to meet him. I
Speaker 13: stayed in that bed, jumping like a little monkey monkey
Speaker 13: jumping on a bed.
Speaker 3: And I looked at my grandma. I said, nope, I
Speaker 3: don't want to meet no fucking trader. And then he died.
Speaker 2: No, I would be so mad, like this is so
Speaker 2: fucked up. I am vain, like I know this, I liked.
Speaker 2: I am very vain.
Speaker 3: I'm stuck in my vanity.
Speaker 2: I want to be pretty like that's like one of
Speaker 2: my main goals in life is to look good, no
Speaker 2: matter what.
Speaker 1: I being pretty as a curse because you're hated by
Speaker 1: the ugly people and you're hated by men. You can
Speaker 1: eat sweatshamed.
Speaker 3: Yes, my femine is king.
Speaker 1: I'm down for the pretty girls. You're more than just
Speaker 1: a pretty girl to me, what am I? You're a
Speaker 1: funny girl.
Speaker 3: You're a funny looking girl.
Speaker 1: In the fucking hurricane picket booth at chuck E Cheese,
Speaker 1: that was one of them.
Speaker 3: They fire out your chucky cheese.
Speaker 2: I always saw parents getting into fist fights at my
Speaker 2: Chucky Cheese and it was fun, and it was like,
Speaker 2: this is this.
Speaker 3: Is how humans should be existing.
Speaker 2: Parents should be getting tipsy and fist fighting and kids
Speaker 2: are lost and kids are crying and they don't know
Speaker 2: where to go, and the big mouse is scaring the
Speaker 2: fuck out of every one.
Speaker 6: The video of me.
Speaker 2: Like drunkenly recording with my handicapping like I don't want
Speaker 2: to take them to.
Speaker 15: The hospital, and going cloth on his face, he literally
Speaker 15: looks dead.
Speaker 1: No, I think we should insert that clip.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean we could drive him to the hospital.
Speaker 3: No, I'm not going to the hospital.
Speaker 4: We could just drive to the hospital. It wouldn't cost
Speaker 4: four thousand dollars.
Speaker 2: The thing is, Mason last night was literally throwing up
Speaker 2: like four times in a row, and we did take
Speaker 2: it to the hospital.
Speaker 3: So I'm like, why do we have to say Drew
Speaker 3: to the hospital?
Speaker 4: Look at him, He's way worse than what Mason. This
Speaker 4: is like Project Decks name.
Speaker 2: That's so mean, because like obviously everyone's destined to flop.
Speaker 1: Like, no, I was just in my flop air for
Speaker 1: the last Like, yeah, I go.
Speaker 3: Through constant flop ers. But my thing is, you have
Speaker 3: to take pride in your flop.
Speaker 5: Yeah, don't run away from the flop because it only
Speaker 5: hits harder.
Speaker 2: Exact, like, you need to put on your best fucking
Speaker 2: dressed to go out there. Yeah, and slay in your
Speaker 2: flop try something new in your flop era, but but
Speaker 2: not to now, like, don't be crazy. You know he
Speaker 2: meant his kindle, yes, amazon kindle Amazonian.
Speaker 3: That's what they should call the workers Amazonians.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, do you look?
Speaker 3: He should like turn the god and start doing that.
Speaker 1: No, literally, y'all, don't. Y'all do not want my religious
Speaker 1: art like you do not want it. They're coming soon.
Speaker 3: Our religious homophobic tant art.
Speaker 1: Coming soon, coming real fucking suit playing. What was what? Stop?
Speaker 4: Stop?
Speaker 1: What is that?
Speaker 3: Oh my god?
Speaker 6: Did you lock the door?
Speaker 3: Did you forget to lock the fucking door?
Speaker 1: I forgot to lock the door?
Speaker 4: You was?
Speaker 1: Oh my god?
Speaker 6: What literally my worst bucketing about poetic justice.
Speaker 1: It's just so o oh Corilla, welcome girl.
Speaker 4: I'm just getting started.
Speaker 1: How did you get here? Corolla?
Speaker 4: I need.
Speaker 14: I'm trying to bring back my talk show off the
Speaker 14: outfit because I spent a lot of money minutes bring
Speaker 14: back my dogs.
Speaker 1: I just found that out when my brother died, and
Speaker 1: now I'm reliving it because my Grandpather just died. And honestly,
Speaker 1: like when my bug died, like that was really traumatic. Damn,
Speaker 1: I'm being I'm surrounded by death recently, Like you motherfuckers
Speaker 1: better watch out.
Speaker 3: Are you threatening?
Speaker 1: I'm not threatening you. I'm just saying when I opened
Speaker 1: when I'm sleeping.
Speaker 15: No, it was like nothing like it was like you
Speaker 15: couldn't even bring a back onto the planet for that flight.
Speaker 15: All you could have was like a book back or
Speaker 15: some ship like because the plane could not handle.
Speaker 1: I can defend on that plane because it's like my
Speaker 1: fat ass and my wieners like too heavy, it'd like
Speaker 1: weigh down. Because I have a giant fucking believe that
Speaker 1: happened in real life.
Speaker 3: I know, I see.
Speaker 6: That's why.
Speaker 2: That's one of my problems is like school doesn't teach
Speaker 2: you like important things like how to do your taxes
Speaker 2: and squid.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the consequences of your own actions. Okay, that really
Speaker 1: just threw the vibe off, like incredibly, that like really
Speaker 1: ruined the vibe.
Speaker 6: Like you just you know what it was.
Speaker 2: You felt happier than me, and in that moment, I
Speaker 2: knew I had to take you down.
Speaker 6: You had to take like no.
Speaker 3: One I should be.
Speaker 2: I am so miserable, but I still need to somehow
Speaker 2: be the happiest.
Speaker 4: Girl in the road.
Speaker 1: Oh. I Like when I got in there. Immediately I
Speaker 1: was like, yo, like I need to like stand my
Speaker 1: ground and be like the man this prison needs. So
Speaker 1: immediately I went up to like the strongest gang in
Speaker 1: there and spit in their face, which was stupid because
Speaker 1: I was only in there for four days. And then
Speaker 1: I started this like underground what's it called, like economy
Speaker 1: with slim gems. So all of y'all's donations.
Speaker 3: But they didn't, don't it who donated to?
Speaker 1: Just all the viewers? So like they really they sit
Speaker 1: by my side like they were there for me, and
Speaker 1: like listener, like thank you for putting money on my commission,
Speaker 1: like commissary, commisary, thank you for putting money on my commissary.
Speaker 1: Like I was able to buy slim JEMs. I was
Speaker 1: able to buy another slim jims to start a little
Speaker 1: slim gym economy. And then yeah, I traded three up
Speaker 1: for a ship and I protected myself for four days
Speaker 1: and I'm here.
Speaker 2: It's like pirate Sleigh, Like would you rather have an
Speaker 2: eye patch or a peg lug eye patch?
Speaker 1: I feel like it's more iconic, but the peg leg
Speaker 1: is kind of sick peglass. Imagine's fucking pegging someone with
Speaker 1: your leg and just like fucking their ass with you.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm.
Speaker 4: That was good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh like we actually don't need a test, like
Speaker 1: kaya asked like a gay agent a gate agent was like,
Speaker 1: oh no, like you're good, Like don't.
Speaker 4: Think it was straight. Actually, oh my god.
Speaker 3: I would never take my kids to a water park.
Speaker 6: Honestly, I would give my.
Speaker 1: Kid is going to the water park. That's how I'm
Speaker 1: never sick is because I got my immune I went when.
Speaker 5: I swallowed so much I think my local water park.
Speaker 2: What what because I went and I swallowed so much
Speaker 2: water at the water park.
Speaker 1: You didn't do that, Okay?
Speaker 3: And hope and hope and hope you not live in
Speaker 3: a home.
Speaker 1: Yeah you're not. You're not happy in that house and
Speaker 1: you genuinely like need to just like get a homey
Speaker 1: house and like maybe you'll feel happier. But also maybe
Speaker 1: I'm I'm saying that like we.
Speaker 3: And that's used to eat the tuna from subway.
Speaker 1: Literally going down.
Speaker 3: It's going now really.
Speaker 1: That I'm going to play that on my iPhone?
Speaker 3: Why did you spend more than I ever usually do?
Speaker 4: And no.
Speaker 3: Are you serving while I talk?
Speaker 4: You know?
Speaker 1: What I find crazy? What is that women can't come
Speaker 1: like they can't have orgazons.
Speaker 3: Stop it because that's not true. Why do you actually
Speaker 3: think that?
Speaker 1: Are you?
Speaker 7: I'll believe it when I see it, you know, Yeah, literally,
Speaker 7: Like I'm just trying to like, I'm just trying to
Speaker 7: like figure out, like.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to figure out if you're joking, because there's
Speaker 2: actually no way that you think women are incapable of
Speaker 2: having an orgasm.
Speaker 1: What every woman I've been with has just not Have you.
Speaker 2: Ever thought like that's more of like something you've done
Speaker 2: like a problem like you're like making or no, because I.
Speaker 4: But also like I haven't I have never seen that happen.
Speaker 3: I mean that makes a lot of sense.
Speaker 4: I had an idea for the podcast. I stand right
Speaker 4: here in front of the camera and then you guys
Speaker 4: just take turns kicking me in there in the way
Speaker 4: in the nuts.
Speaker 1: You get off on that?
Speaker 4: No, I don't get off on that. I just think
Speaker 4: it would be a cool idea for this.
Speaker 3: I don't like, what what about that is? Like cool?
Speaker 4: Don't you guys think that would be cool? No?
Speaker 1: I would have fun doing it, but it.
Speaker 4: Would make me look like, like imagine how funny would
Speaker 4: be if I was like over in pain, and you
Speaker 4: guys maybe even continue to kick me while I was
Speaker 4: on the ground.
Speaker 1: What is happening?
Speaker 4: I don't know. I'm just saying, like it's an idea,
Speaker 4: and then maybe you could get some dirt and like
Speaker 4: throw it in my face.
Speaker 3: He's gonna clean it up.
Speaker 4: I'll clean it up, okay. And maybe while I'm cleaning up,
Speaker 4: you yell at me and throw the sun you tomatoes
Speaker 4: or eggs or pissed.
Speaker 2: That sounds like it's coming from your end, like you
Speaker 2: just want to piss on someone.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I admit it. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Is that something you guys would be interested in or
Speaker 4: is that like we're.
Speaker 1: Gonna we're gonna have to think about that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because that doesn't sound like can you please just
Speaker 2: say yes right now?
Speaker 5: Oh my god, Like why are you like leave us alone?
Speaker 3: Let us like figure it out, okay.
Speaker 4: All right.
Speaker 3: Whatever?
Speaker 5: Basically getting off the fight. Oh this just vibrated in
Speaker 5: my hold.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna call you, Oh my god, right the Twilight
Speaker 1: Forest help of a big, strong, honky werewolf man doesn't
Speaker 1: come and take me away and things to me.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I hope a vampire doesn't come and like finger
Speaker 9: me on my period and stuck all the blood out
Speaker 9: of my oh fuck my cervix.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I hope a big hairy werewolf guy.
Speaker 9: They should have installed a vacuum in the mouth of Okay,
Speaker 9: that's yeah.
Speaker 2: Because also my dad called me and he was like, Nya,
Speaker 2: it's getting hard out here, like it's just so hot,
Speaker 2: like I'm aging and I still have to work outside
Speaker 2: and my life is really and I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: my fucking god, why the fuck do you keep calling
Speaker 2: me my work.
Speaker 6: Like I'm working.
Speaker 5: I'm literally like and then I fucking hang up on him,
Speaker 5: and then I look.
Speaker 3: At kind of like, you better fucking cut that out
Speaker 3: of this.
Speaker 2: You better cut that the fuck out because my dad's
Speaker 2: on the phone crying to me. Then my mom calls
Speaker 2: and she's like Anya, like can you please can you
Speaker 2: help with the phone bill? And I'm like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: you fucking bitch, throw your phone away. Why do you
Speaker 2: need a phone?
Speaker 1: I need a phone for my work. It's crazy because
Speaker 1: I find myself working past like five point fifteen. I
Speaker 1: scream for cream, you scream for cream. We all scream
Speaker 1: for cream. Damn.
Speaker 9: Oh that's just me, that's just my body part. Like
Speaker 9: I can't really stop it. And they did make me
Speaker 9: leave my kuchi in the US.
Speaker 1: Damn they did the same thing to me with my
Speaker 1: heavy wiener, with your big boner.
Speaker 4: Cheering the lithium.
Speaker 1: What a ya. You're beautiful and I love you just
Speaker 1: the way you are.
Speaker 3: I didn't ask you to say any of that.
Speaker 1: Shit, and you don't have to change yourself for me.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna take your skin, cut some of it off,
Speaker 2: dehydrate it, and then apply adhesive to the back of it,
Speaker 2: and use your skin as nipple pasties.
Speaker 1: I love the way you make words.
Speaker 3: But it's like never that deep.
Speaker 2: But because of that, and because of my caffeine intake,
Speaker 2: and now that I'm a Coca Cola drinker, I think
Speaker 2: I am two steps away from a kidney stone.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and what that said, Let's have a ship a sip,
Speaker 1: shall we?
Speaker 3: By Pretty Poison Miracles by Alex g And so you're
Speaker 3: just seeing things like more beautifully because.
Speaker 1: Like you know, like how you have to turn down
Speaker 1: the radio to like listen to directions. That's what it's
Speaker 1: like like listening to loud music. It's hard to hear
Speaker 1: a conversation.
Speaker 4: Don't look at me right now when you say that.
Speaker 3: I shattered my second Mason jar of the day.
Speaker 1: Wait, what is alar I heard it?
Speaker 4: I have no idea.
Speaker 1: I actually don't.
Speaker 3: I hed ate dog food as a kid, and I
Speaker 3: wish I was brave enough to eat fish food too.
Speaker 2: Like when I'm at a table with my friends. John
Speaker 2: Mulaney had a really I think I've literally said exactly this,
Speaker 2: but I was listening to the podcast. He was if
Speaker 2: you don't see if I'm gonna smack the fuck out.
Speaker 1: Of youdrawing all the last trade men in twenty twenty two?
Speaker 3: Should I do it? Should I do it?
Speaker 13: Too?
Speaker 2: Because like, I don't know if a gay person doing it,
Speaker 2: it's like it's like, oh,