WEBVTT - Best of Emergency Intercom 1 0:00:18.880 --> 0:00:22.320 I will be you know that g gave us friend 0:00:22.400 --> 0:00:24.959 until the end. But like, really, what I'm after is 0:00:25.040 --> 0:00:28.760 that pesty. That's really all I've been here for. 0:00:29.920 --> 0:00:32.440 Like I was like, oh, my ears feel like the 0:00:32.520 --> 0:00:35.400 most like clear and free they've ever felt. Now they're ringing. 0:00:35.479 --> 0:00:37.479 Yeah, now they're like ringing and like buzzing. 0:00:37.760 --> 0:00:39.920 I speak at a very low monotone level. 0:00:40.640 --> 0:00:45.239 Really, that's what I'm saying. The American sign language people's 0:00:45.400 --> 0:00:47.519 on stage like faking. 0:00:52.600 --> 0:00:53.640 What the fun was that? 0:00:53.960 --> 0:00:55.240 Did a bird just at the window? 0:00:56.120 --> 0:01:00.520 I don't know, but the the drawer thing opened, it rattled, 0:01:02.680 --> 0:01:04.440 like this thing rattled that. 0:01:04.640 --> 0:01:07.759 You're literally scaring me right now because paranorm experience. 0:01:09.480 --> 0:01:11.520 I don't want to open it. There's something an animal. 0:01:12.640 --> 0:01:15.920 Wait, are you serious right now? Because I heard it too, 0:01:15.920 --> 0:01:17.240 but I thought it was you hitting your mic. 0:01:17.640 --> 0:01:20.880 No, like this rattled open it? 0:01:21.000 --> 0:01:24.640 Oh my god, because I have wood to knock on. 0:01:25.760 --> 0:01:29.760 Okay, I have wood too, because I do have a 0:01:29.800 --> 0:01:31.880 bouldering penis under my blanket right now. 0:01:32.200 --> 0:01:37.000 That's what my wood was. That someone would. 0:01:36.760 --> 0:01:41.119 Say the way you rubbed your eyes and what that means? 0:01:41.680 --> 0:01:44.440 My god, Yeah, what's up? 0:01:46.080 --> 0:01:49.000 I'm like, Damn, you really do do that, like you're 0:01:49.040 --> 0:01:53.320 really into that, right. I came to the conclusion that 0:01:54.040 --> 0:01:57.160 scot lovers like people who love being pooped on and 0:01:57.160 --> 0:01:59.120 shipped one. 0:01:58.480 --> 0:02:00.320 Like about Scot like the music. 0:02:00.080 --> 0:02:05.320 And I love our braver in the. 0:02:06.200 --> 0:02:09.880 Start the jump, they like still need that kind of simulation. 0:02:11.440 --> 0:02:11.680 Home. 0:02:13.560 --> 0:02:14.840 You need to stop doing that. 0:02:15.720 --> 0:02:17.200 Hide your kids, hide your wife. 0:02:21.800 --> 0:02:28.960 Kai what we just went That was probably the longest media. 0:02:27.040 --> 0:02:34.600 Yeah, no, I'm not kidding. That's Dru's culture. I'm not 0:02:34.600 --> 0:02:41.120 going to cut that out. Were you eating a burrito 0:02:41.240 --> 0:02:44.120 or something? Was that? Yeah? I was just YouTube they 0:02:44.120 --> 0:02:47.280 were he was eating a burrito. Do not demonetize us. 0:02:47.880 --> 0:02:52.400 I'm lacking a certain meat in my diet. I just 0:02:52.480 --> 0:02:56.160 pointed at DRESD for those I couldn't see, like. 0:02:57.120 --> 0:03:01.200 I had a dream I was in pretty just started crying. 0:03:05.919 --> 0:03:09.480 It was called the Golden pitch Shower. Oh yeah, it's 0:03:09.480 --> 0:03:11.799 like the beer shower at l j T Larry Joe 0:03:11.840 --> 0:03:15.240 Taylor festivals, but with piss and you just unzip your 0:03:15.240 --> 0:03:16.240 pants and pee everywhere. 0:03:20.160 --> 0:03:22.239 I gets kay because he somehow thinks it's going to 0:03:22.280 --> 0:03:22.959 be his fault. 0:03:23.280 --> 0:03:24.040 It's like scary. 0:03:24.080 --> 0:03:30.680 Wait, but the way Red means recording like whatever, Well, 0:03:30.680 --> 0:03:39.760 I saw your dad on grinder mm hmm, yeah, so 0:03:39.840 --> 0:03:42.680 he is using it to make he didn't like interrupt them. No, 0:03:42.760 --> 0:03:47.280 we matched and I hit like crazy. I don't know 0:03:47.320 --> 0:03:50.000 if you poke. If you're a guy and you poke 0:03:50.040 --> 0:03:52.320 your belly button, you can feel it in your penis tip. 0:03:54.240 --> 0:03:56.680 Try it, kai, what what would you like your belly 0:03:56.720 --> 0:04:01.280 button really hard? Oh? What the fuck? 0:04:01.440 --> 0:04:04.200 I know? Whoa crazy? You? Try to see if you 0:04:04.240 --> 0:04:09.240 feel it anywhere? Okay, we're literally sexually satisfying ourselcond half 0:04:09.280 --> 0:04:15.760 the stuff I think you have to suck because it's 0:04:15.840 --> 0:04:17.920 not it's not ack. 0:04:19.720 --> 0:04:22.560 I just I mean, I've known you for ten years 0:04:22.560 --> 0:04:23.880 and you were at seven when I met you. 0:04:24.160 --> 0:04:27.880 I was six. You're right, No, you're not. Seconds. 0:04:29.040 --> 0:04:32.240 Your will never end. It will never end. And that's okay. 0:04:32.360 --> 0:04:34.320 Like you'll just be the old man with a fruity 0:04:34.320 --> 0:04:35.119 tube in your mouth. 0:04:35.200 --> 0:04:38.359 I freak a fruity too. Now you need to fucking 0:04:38.440 --> 0:04:41.160 chill right now, right now, like. 0:04:41.080 --> 0:04:44.960 A fruit flavored like puffing sucking too. 0:04:46.560 --> 0:04:49.120 You gotta suck it and it's pretty. 0:04:48.839 --> 0:04:55.040 Oh oh wow, this is crazy. Now, this is crazy. 0:04:55.080 --> 0:04:59.279 I wasn't I wasn't prepared for Were you really scared? 0:04:59.320 --> 0:04:59.599 Actually? 0:04:59.680 --> 0:05:02.280 Right now. I was That's what I was gonna say. 0:05:02.320 --> 0:05:06.680 I was going to say, O'Ryan as my uh like, 0:05:06.760 --> 0:05:08.560 who you hello? 0:05:09.480 --> 0:05:10.559 That scared me? 0:05:13.160 --> 0:05:14.080 That' me horny? 0:05:14.120 --> 0:05:15.880 Honestly, you have Sigma eyebrows. 0:05:16.200 --> 0:05:18.200 This is this, guys, this is why we have to 0:05:18.279 --> 0:05:19.920 kill toxic masculinity. 0:05:20.360 --> 0:05:22.400 Exactly exactly. 0:05:23.160 --> 0:05:25.359 I felt like Harry Styles running through this field. 0:05:25.400 --> 0:05:28.599 Okay, take it back, running back cut that. Don't ever 0:05:28.839 --> 0:05:30.640 say that about yourself ever again. 0:05:31.000 --> 0:05:33.680 I literally sometimes I just feel like I look like 0:05:33.720 --> 0:05:34.560 Harry Styles. 0:05:36.720 --> 0:05:39.040 We can only hope for so much, you know, we. 0:05:39.000 --> 0:05:40.799 Can only help you kill yourself tonight. 0:05:46.640 --> 0:05:46.919 Yep. 0:05:47.400 --> 0:05:51.960 Hello, maybe like I don't I don't know if I'm 0:05:51.960 --> 0:05:56.680 allowed to say this, but like Comey's stuck inside. 0:05:58.480 --> 0:06:01.120 Mmmm, beggar begging you. 0:06:02.440 --> 0:06:04.239 What I was gonna say is, why would my feet 0:06:04.240 --> 0:06:05.520 get so warm in the shower? 0:06:05.600 --> 0:06:06.359 I get horny? 0:06:06.680 --> 0:06:16.240 Oh? Oh my god, I'm like a walking hypothetical. 0:06:17.960 --> 0:06:19.200 I'm a walking paradox. 0:06:19.600 --> 0:06:24.800 I'm a fucking walking paradox thresomes with a tricera tops. 0:06:25.480 --> 0:06:32.240 Damn, that's just a crazy what in my dream, We're 0:06:32.240 --> 0:06:33.160 at this party. 0:06:32.920 --> 0:06:35.039 And it's at it that I wasn't in your life anymore? 0:06:35.560 --> 0:06:37.679 Oh, bib. That would have been a dream come true. 0:06:44.040 --> 0:06:50.120 Yeah, I have scabies and little boxes on the hilltop, 0:06:50.600 --> 0:06:54.480 little boxes native tikey. Remember what you're fighting for, little 0:06:54.560 --> 0:07:02.440 boxes on the hilltop and traffic and suburbia, and remember 0:07:02.480 --> 0:07:03.400 that's what you're fighting for. 0:07:04.279 --> 0:07:05.479 What do you say? 0:07:05.720 --> 0:07:06.919 It makes perfect sense to me? 0:07:07.440 --> 0:07:09.120 Like I don't know, I like manly. 0:07:09.360 --> 0:07:11.680 Yeah, they're like manly, like mouth farts. 0:07:11.440 --> 0:07:15.680 They're not like cute girl farts. What just like when 0:07:15.680 --> 0:07:18.360 women fart on my face, like it's like cute. 0:07:19.000 --> 0:07:22.280 Oh it sounds different. Does it feel different. 0:07:21.920 --> 0:07:24.760 Than ment because I just don't mean that men different. 0:07:25.760 --> 0:07:26.640 What does it taste like? 0:07:27.720 --> 0:07:28.440 Doo dooo? Koka? 0:07:28.600 --> 0:07:30.800 Well, yeah, you've ever had a devil egg. There's a 0:07:30.800 --> 0:07:34.480 lot of skinscare scams that like everybody is falling for. 0:07:34.840 --> 0:07:37.480 Like drinking water. You don't have to drink water. I 0:07:37.520 --> 0:07:40.280 have only drank pepsi for like the last like fourteen 0:07:40.320 --> 0:07:40.880 years of my life. 0:07:40.920 --> 0:07:42.880 No, Drew, you have to drink water, Like that's not 0:07:42.920 --> 0:07:45.480 like a scan like that that's been around. 0:07:45.120 --> 0:07:47.480 For like hello and I'm still here. I literally have 0:07:47.520 --> 0:07:49.520 not had a cup of water in fourteen years. 0:07:50.120 --> 0:07:52.920 So true, that's really what colors your pea. 0:07:53.320 --> 0:07:56.960 It's like red. I think I like subconsciously threw together 0:07:57.160 --> 0:07:59.480 those last bits just in case I was going to 0:07:59.520 --> 0:08:04.200 go and so because you get Jewish. Yeah, you just 0:08:04.720 --> 0:08:07.160 doing I can't be myself around you. I'm just saying 0:08:07.320 --> 0:08:11.040 I say one thing. It's conversation. It's always got to 0:08:11.080 --> 0:08:13.280 be corrected. My life is always has to be corrected. 0:08:13.480 --> 0:08:14.920 I'm the guy to correct it. 0:08:15.000 --> 0:08:17.240 Seems it's like was. 0:08:17.240 --> 0:08:19.240 It in like a bad mood? But I've been kind 0:08:19.240 --> 0:08:22.800 of set Drew. Did you drink? Did you already drink? 0:08:24.240 --> 0:08:25.080 This is vodka? 0:08:26.000 --> 0:08:26.200 Drew? 0:08:26.360 --> 0:08:30.480 No, No, you can't keep doing that, Drew. 0:08:30.560 --> 0:08:35.400 You honestly don't need any more. Stop, you don't need anymore, bitch. 0:08:37.320 --> 0:08:39.520 You also get that you get dirty sheets, but a 0:08:39.600 --> 0:08:40.360 cute sleeper. 0:08:41.320 --> 0:08:42.559 Y'all want to see my tits? 0:08:44.280 --> 0:08:44.600 Please? 0:08:45.480 --> 0:08:46.000 Like please? 0:08:46.720 --> 0:08:48.720 Then you look at that guy like swinging around over there. 0:08:48.760 --> 0:08:49.800 He's on the very tip top. 0:08:49.920 --> 0:08:50.320 I know. 0:08:52.640 --> 0:08:53.560 Those birds Like. 0:08:53.600 --> 0:08:56.600 What you're gonna like? What those birds? 0:08:56.880 --> 0:08:57.920 What? No? 0:08:58.320 --> 0:08:59.480 I think I misheard you? 0:08:59.640 --> 0:09:04.200 Yeah, and say ship, Well, last night on Thanksgiving is over? Like, 0:09:04.880 --> 0:09:06.400 tell me why Thanksgiving is over? 0:09:07.720 --> 0:09:08.000 Hi? 0:09:10.000 --> 0:09:16.520 I'm a little peggy. Stop I've been ripping the armpits 0:09:16.520 --> 0:09:23.600 out of my shirts and sweaters right, better circulation better pheromount. 0:09:23.840 --> 0:09:25.840 I know how to help circulate your blood if you 0:09:25.880 --> 0:09:33.360 need help doing that me too, like rebooting and like recoading. 0:09:37.640 --> 0:09:41.080 Our neighbor just took a flash photo of through the window. 0:09:41.080 --> 0:09:42.520 It was fucking so weird. 0:09:44.240 --> 0:09:46.000 Should we go stop him or should we just let 0:09:46.080 --> 0:09:47.280 him have that for his enjoyment? 0:09:47.440 --> 0:09:49.160 I mean he can see it my skirt, I don't care. 0:09:52.280 --> 0:09:54.280 Can I see your morning wood tomorrow? 0:09:54.800 --> 0:09:55.000 Yes? 0:09:57.320 --> 0:10:02.400 Yes, and ironically yeah, See it's a real problem for 0:10:02.480 --> 0:10:05.720 me because when I walk into the room, panties just drop. 0:10:05.800 --> 0:10:11.679 They just start dropping, man, like everybody m actually, wait, 0:10:11.760 --> 0:10:15.559 what if what if we captured the second on video 0:10:15.920 --> 0:10:18.600 a girl? We'll just leap that out. 0:10:19.360 --> 0:10:20.839 I'll probably he's gonna have to use the bathroom a 0:10:20.880 --> 0:10:21.880 few times during the flight. 0:10:22.000 --> 0:10:25.080 And I've been grubbing your fucking shoe this like, I. 0:10:25.040 --> 0:10:27.640 Don't mind if because these like don't have any like 0:10:29.200 --> 0:10:30.719 like warmth, so your hands are like. 0:10:30.880 --> 0:10:35.640 I'll give you a foot massage, like we can take 0:10:35.679 --> 0:10:39.480 these off. You need to stop and it changes her 0:10:39.520 --> 0:10:42.480 pad in my fucking bathroom. Itells like dog searcher. 0:10:46.960 --> 0:10:51.800 Century is crazy. No egg white is like stinky far. 0:10:57.080 --> 0:11:04.079 You like that bro, you like that and your classiest 0:11:05.800 --> 0:11:09.839 and you hate poor people football see what that has 0:11:09.840 --> 0:11:14.960 to do with it. But like in India's room, like 0:11:15.040 --> 0:11:15.760 tearing up. 0:11:15.679 --> 0:11:20.080 Talking she was fully about to cry, really embarrassing because 0:11:20.120 --> 0:11:22.240 I thought I lived and loved a man, but then 0:11:22.280 --> 0:11:23.600 I realized. 0:11:23.160 --> 0:11:30.000 That it was just a boy. So and you're ugly, so, 0:11:30.400 --> 0:11:31.959 oh my god, and I never loved you. 0:11:33.000 --> 0:11:33.719 I could say the same. 0:11:33.760 --> 0:11:37.960 Okay, what's the oh the highest cinema alex ge song 0:11:38.000 --> 0:11:40.240 I've been thinking saying recently. 0:11:40.040 --> 0:11:47.880 Where I get sad, I get sad, I get so mad. 0:11:50.240 --> 0:11:58.960 Way with the broken rim, keep going because I am 0:11:59.320 --> 0:12:08.000 track bad and I am bad sometimes I get mad. 0:12:10.520 --> 0:12:16.320 In my room. 0:12:16.520 --> 0:12:17.319 That was awesome. 0:12:17.559 --> 0:12:19.559 Yeah, have you been working on that? 0:12:19.559 --> 0:12:20.400 That's like you. 0:12:20.360 --> 0:12:22.440 Guys have been working on that. I think the idea 0:12:22.480 --> 0:12:26.040 is that you created an infrastructure for electric vehicles, and 0:12:26.080 --> 0:12:28.960 then you move the power grid to a sustainable power 0:12:29.000 --> 0:12:31.600 grade to power those vehicles, and then you also don't 0:12:31.640 --> 0:12:34.440 have to you don't have to spend energy getting the 0:12:34.600 --> 0:12:37.400 energy source to the vehicles like with gas. 0:12:38.880 --> 0:12:42.000 Okay, sometimes I actually I'm not joking. You you go 0:12:42.080 --> 0:12:45.440 on rants and I smile, but literally, my brain is 0:12:45.480 --> 0:12:54.319 a fucking clip. Guy, Who are you having sex. 0:12:54.080 --> 0:12:58.520 With I've been having sex with Drew. I've been having. 0:13:04.480 --> 0:13:06.679 You're not to the point of hunger where you're nauseous, 0:13:06.800 --> 0:13:07.280 because we. 0:13:07.280 --> 0:13:14.440 All have a hunger. We all have a hunger. I've 0:13:14.480 --> 0:13:15.360 seen them there. 0:13:15.600 --> 0:13:16.599 We literally. 0:13:18.040 --> 0:13:22.520 Monsters zinc and is yeah, monster z inc and uh 0:13:22.880 --> 0:13:25.160 finding nemo are coming to say hello? 0:13:28.160 --> 0:13:31.840 What? I don't have Twitter, and either do you? So 0:13:31.920 --> 0:13:32.480 you're lying. 0:13:33.200 --> 0:13:36.840 I'm not lying. I have Twitter, but for other reasons, 0:13:38.880 --> 0:13:43.560 and sometimes I'll navigate over to the trimming page. What 0:13:46.600 --> 0:13:47.200 where'd you go? 0:13:47.280 --> 0:13:47.920 Who is that? 0:13:47.960 --> 0:13:49.720 Hello? Hi? 0:13:51.040 --> 0:13:54.200 Helli Hai? 0:13:56.559 --> 0:13:57.800 Where's Drew? Drew? 0:13:57.880 --> 0:13:58.320 Come back? 0:13:58.480 --> 0:13:58.680 Hi? 0:13:58.720 --> 0:14:02.559 Where's your killer? Self? Kill yourself? I'll love you kill yourself, 0:14:02.600 --> 0:14:03.200 killing yourself? 0:14:03.280 --> 0:14:04.840 How do you get in here? I'm getting in here. 0:14:05.080 --> 0:14:07.880 You look straight and sexy at the same time. 0:14:09.400 --> 0:14:17.400 Stop stop? Okay, wait, what what about it? 0:14:17.400 --> 0:14:17.600 Though? 0:14:18.520 --> 0:14:21.000 What can y'all have sex when we're not doing our 0:14:21.000 --> 0:14:21.760 goddamn job? 0:14:24.280 --> 0:14:24.880 Okay? 0:14:27.400 --> 0:14:27.520 Oh? 0:14:27.640 --> 0:14:30.120 What am I supposed to do when she dies? That's 0:14:30.120 --> 0:14:32.240 so one a line. I think I'd get another cat. 0:14:33.040 --> 0:14:35.760 Maybe you're pregnant right now? You never you. 0:14:35.520 --> 0:14:37.600 Don't say that kind of shit to me. Don't wish 0:14:37.640 --> 0:14:41.360 evil upon me? What do you like? 0:14:41.440 --> 0:14:43.880 What did he call you? Oh? 0:14:43.920 --> 0:14:45.000 You think i'd look pregnant? 0:14:46.080 --> 0:14:50.120 Wow, I'm not saying that. That's what I was saying that. 0:14:50.120 --> 0:14:51.360 That wasn't what I was saying. 0:14:54.080 --> 0:14:56.440 We're gonna know that, we're gonna have a conversation about 0:14:56.440 --> 0:14:59.160 this after funny how freely you feel to speak on 0:14:59.200 --> 0:15:01.040 a woman's then leave it in. Leave it in. 0:15:01.120 --> 0:15:03.320 Yeah, I'm gonna cut it because you made it look 0:15:03.440 --> 0:15:07.120 like No, wow, are you? Are you gonna yell at 0:15:07.160 --> 0:15:08.520 me for that? What are you gonna do to me? 0:15:10.920 --> 0:15:12.480 What the fuck is that? 0:15:12.880 --> 0:15:13.920 I'm gonna thank you. 0:15:14.240 --> 0:15:16.120 Do you want to hear about the crazy ship I 0:15:16.160 --> 0:15:16.760 heard on the book? 0:15:16.960 --> 0:15:21.440 Well, you immediately shut me down, just like I don't 0:15:21.440 --> 0:15:22.720 want to hear about that. 0:15:23.440 --> 0:15:26.080 So you get to talk about your like weird like 0:15:26.120 --> 0:15:27.760 conspiracies and I can't say something right. 0:15:27.840 --> 0:15:34.560 They're not constrocious, they're not conspiracies. I've had another obsession recently, 0:15:34.560 --> 0:15:35.680 but I can't remember what it was. 0:15:35.800 --> 0:15:36.560 It's probably me. 0:15:37.240 --> 0:15:39.920 It's not really an obsession when I watch you sleep 0:15:39.960 --> 0:15:41.440 at night like that's not an object. 0:15:41.440 --> 0:15:44.880 I know that's what you're what I know. I was 0:15:44.960 --> 0:15:46.720 joking about like me being your obsession. 0:15:47.480 --> 0:15:49.760 Okay, well I was joking too. I do not climb 0:15:49.800 --> 0:15:53.360 a ladder and look through your windows at night, Like 0:15:53.760 --> 0:15:55.960 I don't prop up a ladder and just like look 0:15:56.080 --> 0:16:00.680 in like that's weird. I would act you never do that, 0:16:01.240 --> 0:16:03.120 So you sound dumb. 0:16:03.160 --> 0:16:05.920 Now it sounds like it's something you do and you're 0:16:05.960 --> 0:16:07.040 like backtracking heavy? 0:16:07.280 --> 0:16:10.880 Were you singing usher By? You deserved all of that. 0:16:11.320 --> 0:16:13.600 Yeah, but I just had Oh my god, why are 0:16:13.600 --> 0:16:14.920 you looking under my skirt? 0:16:19.400 --> 0:16:20.280 No, I'm not cutting. 0:16:20.320 --> 0:16:21.480 That signals to me. 0:16:22.040 --> 0:16:24.120 What I was literally telling a story. 0:16:24.520 --> 0:16:27.440 Oh no, the girls don't really talk to me that often. 0:16:27.560 --> 0:16:31.920 So like when I'm gonna have a fucking panding, I'm 0:16:31.920 --> 0:16:32.360 gonna throw up. 0:16:32.440 --> 0:16:33.800 You're like in our mid twenties. 0:16:33.840 --> 0:16:36.600 True, No, I'm sixteen, bitch. Don't ever say that to 0:16:36.640 --> 0:16:36.880 me ever. 0:16:37.000 --> 0:16:39.200 Fucking Okay, well you're sixteen, but I need you to 0:16:39.280 --> 0:16:40.320 hurry up in h fastics. 0:16:40.360 --> 0:16:42.320 The fact that I spent all my time with a sixteen. 0:16:42.040 --> 0:16:44.960 Year old is like, it's crazy that we're in our 0:16:45.000 --> 0:16:45.640 mid twenties. 0:16:45.720 --> 0:16:49.000 Like, you know, what you want us to do is 0:16:49.080 --> 0:16:53.240 be like your own nest. Fuck Kui, But I love you. 0:16:52.560 --> 0:16:55.920 You're aging gracefully for somebody with the genetics. 0:16:55.480 --> 0:16:56.360 That you were gifted. 0:16:56.960 --> 0:17:03.040 Oh you're beautiful, beautiful just the way you are, and 0:17:03.080 --> 0:17:05.480 you shouldn't care about what other people think. If you. 0:17:11.760 --> 0:17:16.080 Oh my god, you bitch, ass liar, bitch, I'll just 0:17:16.160 --> 0:17:19.640 jerk stop interrupting us with myself. 0:17:19.880 --> 0:17:21.880 I'll play with you in the backseat. 0:17:22.000 --> 0:17:24.800 No, what's cool is this bag looks like it was 0:17:24.840 --> 0:17:27.880 made in the same factory that they make basketballs on Amazon. 0:17:30.119 --> 0:17:32.000 I'm just saying, I mean, am I wrong? 0:17:32.119 --> 0:17:35.080 Oh my god? 0:17:35.280 --> 0:17:37.360 Like, no, you can't do this the whole episode. 0:17:37.359 --> 0:17:38.080 What are you doing? 0:17:39.600 --> 0:17:42.720 He's gonna re enter. I can get enough attention the 0:17:42.720 --> 0:17:44.120 first time, and. 0:17:44.040 --> 0:17:46.560 You're like putting things in the frame. Why did you 0:17:46.560 --> 0:17:49.400 have a stapler on the opposite tip? 0:17:49.440 --> 0:17:52.040 I stopped sleeping naked because one time my friend sent 0:17:52.040 --> 0:17:53.280 me the stick is gonna come. 0:17:53.640 --> 0:17:55.479 Oh, I don't give an it's my vibe. It's like 0:17:55.560 --> 0:17:59.240 if my nudes leak, I'm kind of just like relief, 0:17:59.760 --> 0:18:02.080 Like is it's like my brother died, Like I just 0:18:02.119 --> 0:18:02.919 like get relief. 0:18:03.760 --> 0:18:06.399 Did you just compare your nudes leaking to your brother dying? 0:18:07.560 --> 0:18:09.680 This is something that I've been holding off and I 0:18:09.720 --> 0:18:12.359 actually cannot believe that. I haven't talked about it yet. 0:18:12.760 --> 0:18:16.520 But okay, so you know Taylor Swift, she got her 0:18:16.600 --> 0:18:20.159 new album coming out, Okay, tell me why. One of 0:18:20.160 --> 0:18:24.200 her first big songs she wrote about me, tear drops 0:18:24.240 --> 0:18:28.000 on my guitar. That was written about me. Drew looks 0:18:28.359 --> 0:18:30.520 at me. I fake a smile so he won't see. 0:18:30.760 --> 0:18:33.320 No, it's I think it's He looks at me. 0:18:33.560 --> 0:18:34.520 I think it's true. 0:18:36.080 --> 0:18:36.879 Are you making that up? 0:18:36.920 --> 0:18:39.919 Because it's it's very real. She wrote it about me, 0:18:39.960 --> 0:18:40.920 because do. 0:18:40.800 --> 0:18:43.719 You have the faith you fucking photoshopped. 0:18:43.040 --> 0:18:47.760 Like I'm googling it right now. But the thing, the 0:18:47.840 --> 0:18:51.560 fucking thing of it all, teardrops on my guitar. Drew 0:18:51.600 --> 0:18:53.840 looks at me. The first one, Wait is that actually? Yeah, 0:18:53.920 --> 0:18:56.639 That's what I'm saying is I didn't tell anybody about this, 0:18:56.840 --> 0:18:59.000 but me and Taylor had a thing really early on. 0:19:00.359 --> 0:19:03.760 Say wait, wait, wait, wait a minute, what year did 0:19:03.760 --> 0:19:04.680 this song come out? 0:19:04.720 --> 0:19:06.399 Because now this is getting weird. 0:19:06.840 --> 0:19:10.080 Don't ask questions because she's about ten years older than you, 0:19:10.160 --> 0:19:11.200 which wouldn't be weird. 0:19:11.359 --> 0:19:13.399 Now. I was greened by Taylor Swift. Oh there I 0:19:13.440 --> 0:19:15.560 said it. There, I said It's crazy how you've ignored 0:19:15.640 --> 0:19:18.360 every single question I've asked and answered all of vinyas. 0:19:18.440 --> 0:19:20.560 It's just like I prioritize. 0:19:21.000 --> 0:19:25.239 I prioritize attention from women because then you know they 0:19:25.280 --> 0:19:26.520 should be put on a pedestal. 0:19:26.640 --> 0:19:30.920 In my opinion, honestly, I agree with that, Like why 0:19:30.960 --> 0:19:31.480 do you all have. 0:19:31.440 --> 0:19:34.119 To turn everything into like proving that you don't hate women? 0:19:38.000 --> 0:19:40.119 And I feel like I've been doing okay enough that 0:19:40.200 --> 0:19:41.360 I don't need. 0:19:41.080 --> 0:19:45.040 To which is you need to talk? 0:19:47.840 --> 0:19:48.320 I did. 0:19:50.440 --> 0:19:51.400 Imagination. 0:19:56.280 --> 0:19:58.800 I don't understand how like computers work, and you like 0:19:58.880 --> 0:20:00.360 can't pay me to sit down and learn. 0:20:00.440 --> 0:20:01.200 I've said that before. 0:20:01.359 --> 0:20:02.080 I can easily. 0:20:02.400 --> 0:20:11.600 No, Hello, oh, botox looks really good. It's cool that 0:20:11.960 --> 0:20:14.200 Kai got a really good botox that you can't tell 0:20:14.200 --> 0:20:15.400 that he has like botox and filler. 0:20:15.440 --> 0:20:16.600 And do you have the face? 0:20:16.760 --> 0:20:19.680 I don't. I don't. I swear to god it actually, 0:20:20.600 --> 0:20:21.639 oh yeah, it's not one hundred. 0:20:22.480 --> 0:20:24.760 I love them so much. They have this square almost 0:20:24.760 --> 0:20:26.399 frog like toe detail. 0:20:30.080 --> 0:20:39.160 Fell out of your anti microbiule's turn around, go back 0:20:39.240 --> 0:20:42.679 to where you came from. And but like I can't 0:20:42.720 --> 0:20:51.080 do bone and meat at all, like boner meat. I 0:20:51.160 --> 0:20:52.359 can't come from me? 0:20:52.480 --> 0:20:54.159 How is it I just in compliment to you. 0:20:54.280 --> 0:20:57.200 Hey, don't cry, don't do no Roman, don't cry, please 0:20:57.200 --> 0:20:59.240 stop like actually no, it's like rushing me out. 0:20:59.440 --> 0:21:01.480 Oh my god, I'll never fucking him again. 0:21:03.000 --> 0:21:06.000 Wait a second. You guys fuck. 0:21:05.960 --> 0:21:12.960 All the time like clockwork, because we're fucking I've never 0:21:12.960 --> 0:21:13.520 seen the movie. 0:21:13.760 --> 0:21:16.840 Let's talk about finsta. Have you ever talked about finsta? 0:21:20.000 --> 0:21:21.800 Oh my god, like. 0:21:21.920 --> 0:21:24.639 The energy of if they think you are important and 0:21:24.680 --> 0:21:26.760 if you are not like serving that you're. 0:21:28.800 --> 0:21:30.760 Kai Kai. Your camera is on? 0:21:31.320 --> 0:21:31.800 What's up? 0:21:32.520 --> 0:21:34.120 Your camera is on? Are you drinking? 0:21:34.600 --> 0:21:37.760 No? No, this is water? Why do you have water? 0:21:38.119 --> 0:21:41.760 And it's like a propel, It's. 0:21:41.560 --> 0:21:44.720 Like tequila, Like why are you actually know you're you're done? 0:21:44.840 --> 0:21:46.159 Like you're done camera? 0:21:46.200 --> 0:21:47.040 What do you mean I'm done? 0:21:47.080 --> 0:21:47.720 Camera off? 0:21:50.040 --> 0:21:51.800 We need to get a replacement for that guy. 0:21:52.040 --> 0:22:00.960 I know it was it was pretty okay. I think 0:22:00.960 --> 0:22:03.280 we technically have the technically that's a headline. 0:22:03.560 --> 0:22:09.679 Yeah, oh god, is it a vibrator. No, it's a 0:22:09.680 --> 0:22:11.200 flashlight for like Drew's mouth. 0:22:11.560 --> 0:22:12.920 Oh love my mouth? 0:22:13.080 --> 0:22:13.320 Yeah? 0:22:13.440 --> 0:22:15.200 How did you get the fucking mold? Yeah? 0:22:15.240 --> 0:22:17.800