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Speaker 3: Yeah, now they're like ringing and like buzzing.

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Speaker 4: I speak at a very low monotone level.

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Speaker 1: Really, that's what I'm saying. The American sign language people's

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Speaker 4: What the fun was that?

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Speaker 3: Did a bird just at the window?

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Speaker 4: I don't know, but the the drawer thing opened, it rattled,

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Speaker 4: like this thing rattled that.

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Speaker 1: You're literally scaring me right now because paranorm experience.

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Speaker 4: I don't want to open it. There's something an animal.

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Speaker 1: Wait, are you serious right now? Because I heard it too,

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Speaker 4: No, like this rattled open it?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, because I have wood to knock on.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I have wood too, because I do have a

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Speaker 2: bouldering penis under my blanket right now.

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Speaker 1: That's what my wood was. That someone would.

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Speaker 2: Say the way you rubbed your eyes and what that means?

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Speaker 4: My god, Yeah, what's up?

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Speaker 1: I'm like, Damn, you really do do that, like you're

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Speaker 1: really into that, right. I came to the conclusion that

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Speaker 3: Like about Scot like the music.

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Speaker 1: And I love our braver in the.

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Speaker 3: Start the jump, they like still need that kind of simulation.

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Speaker 2: Home.

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Speaker 3: You need to stop doing that.

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Speaker 1: Hide your kids, hide your wife.

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Speaker 2: Kai what we just went That was probably the longest media.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, no, I'm not kidding. That's Dru's culture. I'm not

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Speaker 4: going to cut that out. Were you eating a burrito

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Speaker 4: were he was eating a burrito. Do not demonetize us.

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Speaker 4: I'm lacking a certain meat in my diet. I just

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Speaker 4: pointed at DRESD for those I couldn't see, like.

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Speaker 1: I had a dream I was in pretty just started crying.

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Speaker 1: It was called the Golden pitch Shower. Oh yeah, it's

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Speaker 1: like the beer shower at l j T Larry Joe

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Speaker 1: Taylor festivals, but with piss and you just unzip your

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Speaker 5: I gets kay because he somehow thinks it's going to

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Speaker 3: It's like scary.

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Speaker 1: Wait, but the way Red means recording like whatever, Well,

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Speaker 1: I saw your dad on grinder mm hmm, yeah, so

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Speaker 1: he is using it to make he didn't like interrupt them. No,

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Speaker 1: we matched and I hit like crazy. I don't know

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Speaker 1: if you poke. If you're a guy and you poke

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Speaker 1: your belly button, you can feel it in your penis tip.

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Speaker 4: Try it, kai, what what would you like your belly

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Speaker 4: button really hard? Oh? What the fuck?

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Speaker 1: I know? Whoa crazy? You? Try to see if you

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Speaker 1: feel it anywhere? Okay, we're literally sexually satisfying ourselcond half

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Speaker 1: the stuff I think you have to suck because it's

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Speaker 3: I just I mean, I've known you for ten years

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Speaker 1: I was six. You're right, No, you're not. Seconds.

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Speaker 3: Your will never end. It will never end. And that's okay.

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Speaker 3: Like you'll just be the old man with a fruity

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Speaker 1: I freak a fruity too. Now you need to fucking

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Speaker 5: A fruit flavored like puffing sucking too.

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Speaker 3: You gotta suck it and it's pretty.

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Speaker 1: Oh oh wow, this is crazy. Now, this is crazy.

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Speaker 1: I wasn't I wasn't prepared for Were you really scared?

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Speaker 4: Actually?

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Speaker 1: Right now. I was That's what I was gonna say.

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Speaker 3: That scared me?

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Speaker 4: That' me horny?

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Speaker 2: This is this, guys, this is why we have to

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Speaker 6: Exactly exactly.

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Speaker 1: I felt like Harry Styles running through this field.

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Speaker 2: Okay, take it back, running back cut that. Don't ever

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Speaker 1: I literally sometimes I just feel like I look like

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Speaker 3: We can only hope for so much, you know, we.

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Speaker 1: Hello, maybe like I don't I don't know if I'm

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Speaker 4: Mmmm, beggar begging you.

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Speaker 5: What I was gonna say is, why would my feet

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Speaker 6: I get horny?

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Speaker 1: Oh? Oh my god, I'm like a walking hypothetical.

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Speaker 3: I'm a walking paradox.

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Speaker 1: I'm a fucking walking paradox thresomes with a tricera tops.

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Speaker 3: Damn, that's just a crazy what in my dream, We're

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Speaker 1: And it's at it that I wasn't in your life anymore?

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Speaker 3: Oh, bib. That would have been a dream come true.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I have scabies and little boxes on the hilltop,

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Speaker 5: What do you say?

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Speaker 4: It makes perfect sense to me?

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Speaker 1: Like I don't know, I like manly.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, they're like manly, like mouth farts.

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Speaker 1: They're not like cute girl farts. What just like when

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Speaker 3: Oh it sounds different. Does it feel different.

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Speaker 1: Than ment because I just don't mean that men different.

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Speaker 4: What does it taste like?

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Speaker 3: Doo dooo? Koka?

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Speaker 1: Well, yeah, you've ever had a devil egg. There's a

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Speaker 1: lot of skinscare scams that like everybody is falling for.

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Speaker 1: Like drinking water. You don't have to drink water. I

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Speaker 2: No, Drew, you have to drink water, Like that's not

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Speaker 2: like a scan like that that's been around.

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Speaker 1: For like hello and I'm still here. I literally have

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Speaker 5: So true, that's really what colors your pea.

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Speaker 1: It's like red. I think I like subconsciously threw together

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Speaker 1: go and so because you get Jewish. Yeah, you just

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Speaker 1: doing I can't be myself around you. I'm just saying

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Speaker 1: I say one thing. It's conversation. It's always got to

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Speaker 1: I'm the guy to correct it.

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Speaker 4: Seems it's like was.

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Speaker 3: It in like a bad mood? But I've been kind

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Speaker 3: of set Drew. Did you drink? Did you already drink?

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Speaker 1: This is vodka?

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Speaker 7: Drew?

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Speaker 5: No, No, you can't keep doing that, Drew.

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Speaker 3: You honestly don't need any more. Stop, you don't need anymore, bitch.

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Speaker 1: You also get that you get dirty sheets, but a

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Speaker 3: Y'all want to see my tits?

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Speaker 1: Please?

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Speaker 4: Like please?

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Speaker 1: Then you look at that guy like swinging around over there.

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Speaker 1: He's on the very tip top.

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Speaker 2: I know.

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Speaker 1: Those birds Like.

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Speaker 3: What you're gonna like? What those birds?

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Speaker 4: What? No?

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Speaker 3: I think I misheard you?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and say ship, Well, last night on Thanksgiving is over? Like,

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Speaker 1: tell me why Thanksgiving is over?

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Speaker 3: Hi?

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Speaker 1: I'm a little peggy. Stop I've been ripping the armpits

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Speaker 1: out of my shirts and sweaters right, better circulation better pheromount.

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Speaker 2: I know how to help circulate your blood if you

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Speaker 2: need help doing that me too, like rebooting and like recoading.

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Speaker 1: Our neighbor just took a flash photo of through the window.

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Speaker 1: It was fucking so weird.

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Speaker 3: Should we go stop him or should we just let

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Speaker 1: I mean he can see it my skirt, I don't care.

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Speaker 3: Can I see your morning wood tomorrow?

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Speaker 2: Yes?

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Speaker 1: And I've been grubbing your fucking shoe this like, I.

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Speaker 3: Don't mind if because these like don't have any like

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Speaker 1: I'll give you a foot massage, like we can take

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Speaker 3: Century is crazy. No egg white is like stinky far.

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Speaker 2: Talking she was fully about to cry, really embarrassing because

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Speaker 8: Where I get sad, I get sad, I get so mad.

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Speaker 8: Way with the broken rim, keep going because I am

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Speaker 3: Yeah, have you been working on that?

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Speaker 1: That's like you.

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Speaker 4: Guys have been working on that. I think the idea

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Speaker 4: grade to power those vehicles, and then you also don't

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Speaker 1: Okay, sometimes I actually I'm not joking. You you go

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Speaker 1: on rants and I smile, but literally, my brain is

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Speaker 1: a fucking clip. Guy, Who are you having sex.

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Speaker 4: With I've been having sex with Drew. I've been having.

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Speaker 5: You're not to the point of hunger where you're nauseous,

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Speaker 1: All have a hunger. We all have a hunger. I've

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Speaker 6: We literally.

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Speaker 3: What? I don't have Twitter, and either do you? So

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Speaker 1: I'm not lying. I have Twitter, but for other reasons,

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Speaker 1: and sometimes I'll navigate over to the trimming page. What

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Speaker 1: where'd you go?

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Speaker 3: Who is that?

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Speaker 4: Hello? Hi?

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Speaker 6: Where's Drew? Drew?

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Speaker 3: Come back?

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Speaker 4: Hi?

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Speaker 1: Where's your killer? Self? Kill yourself? I'll love you kill yourself,

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Speaker 3: How do you get in here? I'm getting in here.

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Speaker 4: You look straight and sexy at the same time.

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Speaker 3: What can y'all have sex when we're not doing our

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Speaker 9: Oh?

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Speaker 3: What am I supposed to do when she dies? That's

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Speaker 4: Maybe you're pregnant right now? You never you.

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Speaker 3: Don't say that kind of shit to me. Don't wish

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Speaker 1: What did he call you? Oh?

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Speaker 6: You think i'd look pregnant?

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Speaker 4: Wow, I'm not saying that. That's what I was saying that.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm gonna cut it because you made it look

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Speaker 4: like No, wow, are you? Are you gonna yell at

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Speaker 3: What the fuck is that?

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna thank you.

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Speaker 3: Do you want to hear about the crazy ship I

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Speaker 1: Well, you immediately shut me down, just like I don't

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Speaker 2: So you get to talk about your like weird like

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Speaker 1: They're not constrocious, they're not conspiracies. I've had another obsession recently,

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Speaker 3: It's probably me.

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Speaker 1: It's not really an obsession when I watch you sleep

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Speaker 3: I know that's what you're what I know. I was

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Speaker 1: Okay, well I was joking too. I do not climb

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Speaker 1: in like that's weird. I would act you never do that,

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Speaker 2: Now it sounds like it's something you do and you're

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Speaker 1: Were you singing usher By? You deserved all of that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but I just had Oh my god, why are

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Speaker 3: No, I'm not cutting.

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Speaker 1: That signals to me.

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Speaker 5: What I was literally telling a story.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, the girls don't really talk to me that often.

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Speaker 1: So like when I'm gonna have a fucking panding, I'm

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Speaker 3: You're like in our mid twenties.

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Speaker 1: True, No, I'm sixteen, bitch. Don't ever say that to

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Speaker 5: Fucking Okay, well you're sixteen, but I need you to

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Speaker 3: The fact that I spent all my time with a sixteen.

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Speaker 1: Like, you know, what you want us to do is

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Speaker 1: be like your own nest. Fuck Kui, But I love you.

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Speaker 5: You're aging gracefully for somebody with the genetics.

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Speaker 3: That you were gifted.

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Speaker 1: Oh you're beautiful, beautiful just the way you are, and

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Speaker 1: you shouldn't care about what other people think. If you.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, you bitch, ass liar, bitch, I'll just

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Speaker 3: I'll play with you in the backseat.

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Speaker 2: No, what's cool is this bag looks like it was

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Speaker 2: made in the same factory that they make basketballs on Amazon.

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Speaker 3: I'm just saying, I mean, am I wrong?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god?

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Speaker 5: Like, no, you can't do this the whole episode.

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Speaker 3: What are you doing?

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Speaker 4: He's gonna re enter. I can get enough attention the

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Speaker 3: You're like putting things in the frame. Why did you

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Speaker 2: I stopped sleeping naked because one time my friend sent

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Speaker 2: me the stick is gonna come.

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Speaker 1: Oh, I don't give an it's my vibe. It's like

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Speaker 1: if my nudes leak, I'm kind of just like relief,

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Speaker 1: Like is it's like my brother died, Like I just

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Speaker 3: Did you just compare your nudes leaking to your brother dying?

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Speaker 1: This is something that I've been holding off and I

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Speaker 1: actually cannot believe that. I haven't talked about it yet.

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Speaker 1: But okay, so you know Taylor Swift, she got her

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Speaker 1: new album coming out, Okay, tell me why. One of

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Speaker 1: her first big songs she wrote about me, tear drops

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Speaker 1: on my guitar. That was written about me. Drew looks

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Speaker 1: at me. I fake a smile so he won't see.

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Speaker 3: No, it's I think it's He looks at me.

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Speaker 1: I think it's true.

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Speaker 3: Are you making that up?

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Speaker 1: Because it's it's very real. She wrote it about me,

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Speaker 1: because do.

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Speaker 3: You have the faith you fucking photoshopped.

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Speaker 1: Like I'm googling it right now. But the thing, the

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Speaker 1: fucking thing of it all, teardrops on my guitar. Drew

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Speaker 1: looks at me. The first one, Wait is that actually? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying is I didn't tell anybody about this,

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Speaker 1: but me and Taylor had a thing really early on.

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Speaker 2: Say wait, wait, wait, wait a minute, what year did

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Speaker 2: this song come out?

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Speaker 3: Because now this is getting weird.

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Speaker 2: Don't ask questions because she's about ten years older than you,

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Speaker 2: which wouldn't be weird.

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Speaker 1: Now. I was greened by Taylor Swift. Oh there I

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Speaker 1: said it. There, I said It's crazy how you've ignored

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Speaker 1: every single question I've asked and answered all of vinyas.

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Speaker 1: It's just like I prioritize.

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Speaker 4: I prioritize attention from women because then you know they

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Speaker 4: should be put on a pedestal.

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Speaker 1: In my opinion, honestly, I agree with that, Like why

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Speaker 1: do you all have.

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Speaker 2: To turn everything into like proving that you don't hate women?

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Speaker 3: And I feel like I've been doing okay enough that

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Speaker 3: I don't need.

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Speaker 1: To which is you need to talk?

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Speaker 6: I did.

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Speaker 1: Imagination.

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Speaker 2: I don't understand how like computers work, and you like

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Speaker 2: can't pay me to sit down and learn.

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Speaker 3: I've said that before.

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Speaker 4: I can easily.

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Speaker 2: No, Hello, oh, botox looks really good. It's cool that

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Speaker 2: Kai got a really good botox that you can't tell

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Speaker 2: that he has like botox and filler.

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Speaker 1: And do you have the face?

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Speaker 4: I don't. I don't. I swear to god it actually,

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Speaker 4: oh yeah, it's not one hundred.

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Speaker 3: I love them so much. They have this square almost

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Speaker 3: frog like toe detail.

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Speaker 1: Fell out of your anti microbiule's turn around, go back

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Speaker 1: to where you came from. And but like I can't

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Speaker 1: do bone and meat at all, like boner meat. I

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Speaker 1: can't come from me?

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Speaker 4: How is it I just in compliment to you.

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Speaker 2: Hey, don't cry, don't do no Roman, don't cry, please

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Speaker 2: stop like actually no, it's like rushing me out.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, I'll never fucking him again.

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Speaker 4: Wait a second. You guys fuck.

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Speaker 2: All the time like clockwork, because we're fucking I've never

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Speaker 2: seen the movie.

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Speaker 1: Let's talk about finsta. Have you ever talked about finsta?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, like.

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Speaker 2: The energy of if they think you are important and

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Speaker 2: if you are not like serving that you're.

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Speaker 3: Kai Kai. Your camera is on?

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Speaker 4: What's up?

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Speaker 3: Your camera is on? Are you drinking?

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Speaker 4: No? No, this is water? Why do you have water?

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Speaker 4: And it's like a propel, It's.

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Speaker 1: Like tequila, Like why are you actually know you're you're done?

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Speaker 1: Like you're done camera?

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Speaker 4: What do you mean I'm done?

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Speaker 1: Camera off?

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Speaker 3: We need to get a replacement for that guy.

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Speaker 1: I know it was it was pretty okay. I think

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Speaker 1: we technically have the technically that's a headline.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, oh god, is it a vibrator. No, it's a

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Speaker 4: flashlight for like Drew's mouth.

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Speaker 1: Oh love my mouth?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: How did you get the fucking mold? Yeah?

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Speaker 4: What I like did this thing where I like scanned

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Speaker 4: your face while you were sleeping and did a three D.

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Speaker 1: What the fuck impressive?

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Speaker 10: You know?

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Speaker 1: Okay, I thought you guys you should go to kill yourself,

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Speaker 1: and you should go and kill yourself. Now, can I

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Speaker 1: get a pineapple takeware? Vow?

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Speaker 4: I have never seen you move your body like that.

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Speaker 4: Holy ship, I'm not touching.

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Speaker 3: Get your hand off of me or something?

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Speaker 1: You got talking about? Poo, that's my twins.

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Speaker 3: You have gotten iPhone? Why is he always on that iPhone?

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Speaker 2: If I had the money Charlie Pooth had, I would

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Speaker 2: not be on iPhone dot com.

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Speaker 3: I would be out like I would be like, not

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Speaker 3: on iPhone?

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Speaker 1: A gay? Oh oh a man with that I phone

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Speaker 1: is gay? That broke that.

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Speaker 2: Literally yeah, I'm literally like, I'm like weird niche on

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Speaker 2: the internet.

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Speaker 1: You're like, are right extremist? It's okay, No, I'm not.

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Speaker 5: No, Drew, stop you have to talk like we can't

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Speaker 5: publicize that stuff.

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Speaker 1: Because like, well you said blue Lives matter. I'm a Republican.

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Speaker 1: We should be able to talk.

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Speaker 3: No, I didn't say that. You're saying all of that.

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Speaker 3: I would never publicly say that because I'm smart.

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Speaker 1: You mean by that, I just feel different, you know.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I forgot about earrings.

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Speaker 1: I feel better. Oh I noticed something was really ugly

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Speaker 1: about you, and it's because you didn't have your ear rings.

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Speaker 3: And that makes me feel so awful because I feel

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Speaker 3: very insecure without my earrings.

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Speaker 1: Well, it's something you can change in five minutes, so

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Speaker 1: just do it. Nature. It's like breathing, Like I don't

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Speaker 1: realize I'm doing it. It just happened.

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Speaker 2: No, I feel that, but I never miss access and

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Speaker 2: I'm like the best.

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Speaker 1: Wait what yeah, like I'm also like super on like

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Speaker 1: hellas substances like LSG.

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Speaker 3: No, don't admit to that at least like you can

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Speaker 3: keep no, you can keep doing it and like I

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Speaker 3: don't care. But just like for the sake of our

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Speaker 3: like image online, don't like post.

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Speaker 1: Hoop, the tab of LSD, I took a finton all

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Speaker 1: rockstimes that make you feel terrible.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you should write a book about it and sell

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Speaker 2: it to somebody who gives a fuck, because I literally don't.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm not confirming nor denying that I

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Speaker 1: have a gun in this background now, so keep talking

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Speaker 1: shit and find out.

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Speaker 5: Just like you're starting to shoot your friends.

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Speaker 1: Let's just find out. Should we find out? Let's just

454
00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:44,600
Speaker 1: say I laughed my little bet off.

455
00:24:47,720 --> 00:24:49,920
Speaker 3: Just like caught up. We're caught up in other things.

456
00:24:49,920 --> 00:24:55,000
Speaker 4: I feel like you guys do stuff though. Shut I

457
00:24:55,119 --> 00:24:57,720
Speaker 4: just I'm trying to like validate the fact that you

458
00:24:57,760 --> 00:24:58,760
Speaker 4: guys are living.

459
00:24:59,040 --> 00:25:02,360
Speaker 3: Your life and you go blind half of the things

460
00:25:02,359 --> 00:25:03,160
Speaker 3: we say to each other.

461
00:25:03,400 --> 00:25:06,480
Speaker 2: But that is such, that is such an honor to

462
00:25:06,520 --> 00:25:08,600
Speaker 2: be living a life where I am surrounded by such

463
00:25:08,640 --> 00:25:12,240
Speaker 2: funny people that I am constantly pissing myself and giving.

464
00:25:11,960 --> 00:25:16,639
Speaker 1: Myself the and the fact that you're constantly doing that

465
00:25:16,760 --> 00:25:22,560
Speaker 1: and not giving me the panties after it's crazy.

466
00:25:23,520 --> 00:25:27,359
Speaker 3: What Yeah, it is not a straight fruit. It is

467
00:25:27,400 --> 00:25:28,160
Speaker 3: a little fruity.

468
00:25:28,680 --> 00:25:32,280
Speaker 4: Yeah, Drew, you got a little sugar. You saying, car,

469
00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:33,600
Speaker 4: what the fuck.

470
00:25:33,520 --> 00:25:34,159
Speaker 3: Did you just said?

471
00:25:34,560 --> 00:25:35,240
Speaker 1: Was that a slur?

472
00:25:35,359 --> 00:25:38,880
Speaker 3: Where you like that was really derogatory? Like what you say?

473
00:25:39,040 --> 00:25:42,960
Speaker 3: It's during Pride month, and during.

474
00:25:44,359 --> 00:25:45,600
Speaker 5: Every month is Pride.

475
00:25:45,359 --> 00:25:47,600
Speaker 1: Month, Babe, walk out and it's like a kind of

476
00:25:47,640 --> 00:25:50,680
Speaker 1: fancy hotel, I guess, and like other people cool people

477
00:25:50,680 --> 00:25:53,359
Speaker 1: were staying there or whatever. Are my eyes too close together?

478
00:25:54,160 --> 00:25:55,000
Speaker 1: I feel like they are.

479
00:25:55,960 --> 00:25:56,240
Speaker 4: I don't know.

480
00:25:56,280 --> 00:25:59,880
Speaker 1: Okay, I just said it.

481
00:25:59,119 --> 00:26:04,440
Speaker 4: Drew, serious question, do you want to drop any more

482
00:26:04,440 --> 00:26:06,520
Speaker 4: ship and fuck up the audio before we continue.

483
00:26:06,560 --> 00:26:09,480
Speaker 3: Oh my god, do you question?

484
00:26:09,560 --> 00:26:11,000
Speaker 1: Do you want to drive after this?

485
00:26:11,680 --> 00:26:12,720
Speaker 4: Yes? I'm so sorry.

486
00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:15,320
Speaker 9: Like it was a usual stomachache where I'm like bloated

487
00:26:15,359 --> 00:26:20,280
Speaker 9: and something hurt. But my fucking colon's were literally vibrating.

488
00:26:20,400 --> 00:26:22,679
Speaker 9: Like if I put my colon to my clip I

489
00:26:22,800 --> 00:26:26,160
Speaker 9: would have it would have been because they were vibrating.

490
00:26:26,200 --> 00:26:26,800
Speaker 3: Do you get it?

491
00:26:27,160 --> 00:26:33,600
Speaker 1: Okay, Jesus fucking Christ.

492
00:26:32,040 --> 00:26:35,280
Speaker 3: Jesus H Christ? Where does the age come from? Like

493
00:26:35,320 --> 00:26:36,560
Speaker 3: have you heard someone say that before?

494
00:26:36,600 --> 00:26:37,760
Speaker 1: Like Jesus Christ?

495
00:26:37,960 --> 00:26:41,119
Speaker 4: Have you heard that it's for holiday? It's for like

496
00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:44,080
Speaker 4: the holiday, Christmas, Jesus Holiday Christmas.

497
00:26:45,440 --> 00:26:48,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, hanging out and it's just like this key that's

498
00:26:48,600 --> 00:26:49,760
Speaker 1: like what the fuck.

499
00:26:51,280 --> 00:26:54,240
Speaker 3: The house? But like electric bikes and she kept saying

500
00:26:54,240 --> 00:26:55,520
Speaker 3: to her electric.

501
00:26:55,119 --> 00:27:04,000
Speaker 1: Care and I like, chair, what is that? Like, I'm

502
00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:05,000
Speaker 1: just trying to get some pussy.

503
00:27:05,080 --> 00:27:05,720
Speaker 4: I gotta be real.

504
00:27:05,840 --> 00:27:07,640
Speaker 3: Oh my god, that's not the way you do it.

505
00:27:07,720 --> 00:27:10,720
Speaker 7: I thought, that's like what you would like you didn't

506
00:27:10,720 --> 00:27:13,720
Speaker 7: even care what I cared. I was taking notes the

507
00:27:13,720 --> 00:27:17,760
Speaker 7: whole time. Sometimes my depression just flaies up.

508
00:27:17,920 --> 00:27:19,280
Speaker 3: Oh my god.

509
00:27:20,600 --> 00:27:24,359
Speaker 2: Didn't ask though, like let's let's be real, Like it

510
00:27:24,440 --> 00:27:25,800
Speaker 2: wasn't like a diluted drink.

511
00:27:25,840 --> 00:27:28,400
Speaker 3: They were serving me alcohol. So I had a drink

512
00:27:28,440 --> 00:27:29,119
Speaker 3: and that was like joking.

513
00:27:32,920 --> 00:27:36,960
Speaker 1: Okay, when you're on your periods and like your uterus

514
00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:46,480
Speaker 1: and ship hurts, just shut the fuck up. Yeah, And

515
00:27:46,520 --> 00:27:49,600
Speaker 1: I was like and I was, I was like, whoa,

516
00:27:50,600 --> 00:27:58,159
Speaker 1: oh her name was married looking like hold on, we

517
00:27:58,200 --> 00:27:59,800
Speaker 1: got media really.

518
00:27:59,560 --> 00:28:02,440
Speaker 2: Focused and pay attention. When I cook, I do too

519
00:28:02,520 --> 00:28:04,080
Speaker 2: much And then like my dish is like a.

520
00:28:04,040 --> 00:28:11,880
Speaker 1: Million you're doing too much. What's fucking crazy is that?

521
00:28:12,040 --> 00:28:15,760
Speaker 1: I literally like I had to hide my tattoos in

522
00:28:15,800 --> 00:28:21,280
Speaker 1: shabu yeah with the frank Ocean lyric.

523
00:28:21,600 --> 00:28:23,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you have one. So it's like.

524
00:28:27,520 --> 00:28:28,919
Speaker 5: I had sex with your mom last night.

525
00:28:28,960 --> 00:28:31,200
Speaker 3: Did you know that, Ki? And she squirted everywhere? Did

526
00:28:31,240 --> 00:28:32,440
Speaker 3: you know your mom was a squirter?

527
00:28:32,920 --> 00:28:35,600
Speaker 1: Oh my god, why would.

528
00:28:35,440 --> 00:28:35,960
Speaker 4: You know that? Ki?

529
00:28:37,720 --> 00:28:37,760
Speaker 1: You?

530
00:28:38,080 --> 00:28:38,320
Speaker 6: Wow?

531
00:28:39,240 --> 00:28:41,560
Speaker 2: But it's real, like it was the genesis of you

532
00:28:41,640 --> 00:28:43,160
Speaker 2: realizing that you were straight and you.

533
00:28:43,120 --> 00:28:49,800
Speaker 1: Didn't have to exactly exactly, exactly exactly. That's seriously, like

534
00:28:49,920 --> 00:28:50,520
Speaker 1: one hund.

535
00:28:51,840 --> 00:28:55,280
Speaker 2: We thought our boobs were like the funniest thing.

536
00:28:55,560 --> 00:28:58,160
Speaker 3: Like we literally like the amount of times we would

537
00:28:58,240 --> 00:29:00,320
Speaker 3: be in bathing, since like at the beach, at.

538
00:29:00,200 --> 00:29:03,440
Speaker 1: The pool and get in play with each other's boobs

539
00:29:03,480 --> 00:29:06,880
Speaker 1: and like take pictures of them and like like pour

540
00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:11,640
Speaker 1: water on them, and then you'd send those photos to me. Now,

541
00:29:17,600 --> 00:29:19,240
Speaker 1: send me pictures of your tits.

542
00:29:19,320 --> 00:29:21,040
Speaker 3: Like Milady didn't see you there.

543
00:29:21,440 --> 00:29:23,200
Speaker 1: If I was there, I wouldn't have let any of

544
00:29:23,200 --> 00:29:23,680
Speaker 1: this happen.

545
00:29:23,720 --> 00:29:26,720
Speaker 3: By the way, how would you have stopped that?

546
00:29:28,760 --> 00:29:31,760
Speaker 1: I don't know. I would have found a way. I'm

547
00:29:31,800 --> 00:29:34,600
Speaker 1: basically ant man piece.

548
00:29:34,440 --> 00:29:36,080
Speaker 3: And just listen to it because you like it and

549
00:29:36,120 --> 00:29:37,000
Speaker 3: it makes you feel good.

550
00:29:37,240 --> 00:29:39,080
Speaker 6: Stop, I'm white here.

551
00:29:39,160 --> 00:29:44,200
Speaker 5: You do this to me all the time, like you're

552
00:29:44,240 --> 00:29:46,160
Speaker 5: a fucking slut, Like I didn't know I was marrying

553
00:29:46,200 --> 00:29:50,280
Speaker 5: someone who was for the people. Show them, show them,

554
00:29:50,520 --> 00:29:52,400
Speaker 5: show them what you did in your mouth.

555
00:29:55,960 --> 00:29:56,760
Speaker 3: You're embarrassed.

556
00:29:57,320 --> 00:29:58,800
Speaker 1: What are you gonna say? Oh, I've been trying to

557
00:29:58,800 --> 00:30:01,680
Speaker 1: gain weight, really bad lead in Japan, and I ate

558
00:30:01,760 --> 00:30:04,280
Speaker 1: so much fucking food. I ate so much goddamn food

559
00:30:04,280 --> 00:30:06,240
Speaker 1: in Japan, and I actually did gain weight. I gain

560
00:30:06,280 --> 00:30:07,760
Speaker 1: seven pounds, So congratulate me.

561
00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:15,200
Speaker 11: Where did At some point I squirted and squooshed all yeah,

562
00:30:15,440 --> 00:30:22,680
Speaker 11: I've come on our green carpet in our living room.

563
00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:26,320
Speaker 1: What I literally was like, I feel like so normal normally,

564
00:30:26,320 --> 00:30:29,080
Speaker 1: I feel like fucking ship. Can I play the word

565
00:30:29,560 --> 00:30:32,920
Speaker 1: of my balls? No, but like.

566
00:30:32,880 --> 00:30:35,560
Speaker 5: You're giving me a little peak show through and I

567
00:30:35,600 --> 00:30:36,240
Speaker 5: can see your.

568
00:30:36,080 --> 00:30:40,640
Speaker 4: Ball to No, I can't, Can I see? Can I see?

569
00:30:41,080 --> 00:30:43,440
Speaker 3: I want it?

570
00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:48,880
Speaker 12: Oh honey?

571
00:30:49,120 --> 00:30:49,560
Speaker 1: How wan?

572
00:30:51,120 --> 00:30:56,880
Speaker 3: How today kind of lied to me?

573
00:30:57,120 --> 00:31:01,920
Speaker 1: And that's a whole know that this became the mental

574
00:31:01,920 --> 00:31:06,520
Speaker 1: health podcast since last time I've been on here kill yourself?

575
00:31:06,680 --> 00:31:08,640
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah.

576
00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:11,120
Speaker 3: So much pro and your fucking life.

577
00:31:10,880 --> 00:31:13,400
Speaker 1: And this what was I saying to earlier? I was

578
00:31:13,440 --> 00:31:15,240
Speaker 1: like to say that for the podcast, Oh that you.

579
00:31:15,200 --> 00:31:18,960
Speaker 4: Were he be happy, gave me a blue check. It's

580
00:31:18,960 --> 00:31:21,080
Speaker 4: coming in like a week and I'm gonna get you

581
00:31:21,200 --> 00:31:23,920
Speaker 4: one two oh all right.

582
00:31:31,040 --> 00:31:32,280
Speaker 3: Oh he's crawling around.

583
00:31:32,840 --> 00:31:34,120
Speaker 4: I don't know if they can see that.

584
00:31:34,640 --> 00:31:35,360
Speaker 3: They can't see.

585
00:31:35,560 --> 00:31:37,560
Speaker 4: He's getting back in the frame so they can see it.

586
00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:45,360
Speaker 4: This is what this is. Hit it again, Come on, logo,

587
00:31:45,920 --> 00:31:48,080
Speaker 4: come on, let's get you back on the on the chair.

588
00:31:48,720 --> 00:31:51,680
Speaker 1: Literally twenty episodes, but every time I just like, forget,

589
00:31:51,920 --> 00:31:52,960
Speaker 1: what the fuck?

590
00:31:53,200 --> 00:32:03,560
Speaker 4: Yeah? What? Please don't leave, Please don't leave. Okay, I

591
00:32:03,560 --> 00:32:06,400
Speaker 4: guess I'm just gonna do this episode The rest alone

592
00:32:07,400 --> 00:32:11,160
Speaker 4: and yeah, this this will be coola.

593
00:32:11,600 --> 00:32:18,240
Speaker 12: I'm gonna fucking kill you that way.

594
00:32:18,280 --> 00:32:18,600
Speaker 13: I'm done.

595
00:32:18,680 --> 00:32:19,960
Speaker 14: I'm actually like that.

596
00:32:20,280 --> 00:32:22,160
Speaker 1: Up with all your bullshit.

597
00:32:23,680 --> 00:32:25,280
Speaker 3: Calling me I walk walk?

598
00:32:25,920 --> 00:32:27,560
Speaker 6: Yeah, my brother died.

599
00:32:28,160 --> 00:32:30,840
Speaker 1: No he did? You keep calling me a lie?

600
00:32:30,920 --> 00:32:35,840
Speaker 3: He literally did. Liar all the bitches at home?

601
00:32:36,560 --> 00:32:41,120
Speaker 1: This is me? This is me? Where the bitches at? Okay,

602
00:32:41,440 --> 00:32:47,200
Speaker 1: it feels like we're roommates. Wait, guys, and they were roommates.

603
00:32:48,600 --> 00:32:49,000
Speaker 5: Ah?

604
00:32:51,080 --> 00:32:53,160
Speaker 1: Wait, is this gonna be out on Mother's Day or

605
00:32:53,160 --> 00:32:54,000
Speaker 1: buy Mother's Day?

606
00:32:54,480 --> 00:32:56,040
Speaker 3: No, it comes out right before Mother's Day?

607
00:32:56,240 --> 00:32:59,560
Speaker 1: Okay, I can't say this then, Yeah, don't.

608
00:32:59,400 --> 00:33:02,440
Speaker 4: Say that talk. They need to make milks stay. I

609
00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:07,920
Speaker 4: need to make milks stay.

610
00:33:08,560 --> 00:33:11,000
Speaker 3: Turn your camera off and off? Time out?

611
00:33:11,600 --> 00:33:18,840
Speaker 1: Three minutes in ya? You know how there's another's day. Yeah,

612
00:33:18,960 --> 00:33:20,360
Speaker 1: they need to make milks stay.

613
00:33:21,680 --> 00:33:23,680
Speaker 3: Are you kidding?

614
00:33:24,080 --> 00:33:24,720
Speaker 6: No? For real?

615
00:33:27,720 --> 00:33:29,600
Speaker 4: That's literally my joke. I'm sorry.

616
00:33:29,360 --> 00:33:29,880
Speaker 1: Who is that?

617
00:33:29,920 --> 00:33:34,240
Speaker 3: Who got in? Who got into our jo? I think? I?

618
00:33:35,560 --> 00:33:37,479
Speaker 4: How do you guys not recognize my voice?

619
00:33:37,760 --> 00:33:39,280
Speaker 3: Who is this? This man is scary?

620
00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:40,960
Speaker 4: It's me. Look, I.

621
00:33:43,160 --> 00:33:44,840
Speaker 1: Get the funk out, get out, get out?

622
00:33:47,240 --> 00:33:53,160
Speaker 4: Oh oh damn, keep going?

623
00:33:53,600 --> 00:33:55,080
Speaker 1: So tell me this was.

624
00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:58,160
Speaker 2: I okay, because I was talking and you just are

625
00:33:58,200 --> 00:33:59,880
Speaker 2: like trying to buy it while my talkings.

626
00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:04,720
Speaker 3: So like I got then like the calls are.

627
00:34:04,600 --> 00:34:14,920
Speaker 12: Oh yo, it's a sickness. Didn't in here both of them.

628
00:34:14,960 --> 00:34:15,720
Speaker 12: Both of them.

629
00:34:15,600 --> 00:34:19,799
Speaker 4: Are coughing, But that cop didn't sound bad. The cough

630
00:34:19,920 --> 00:34:20,640
Speaker 4: is a normal cop.

631
00:34:20,800 --> 00:34:22,200
Speaker 3: Like, how have you not seen this movie?

632
00:34:22,200 --> 00:34:23,680
Speaker 2: And you just like listen to this And I was like,

633
00:34:23,719 --> 00:34:25,879
Speaker 2: because it's two of the greatest composers of all time.

634
00:34:26,760 --> 00:34:35,160
Speaker 1: Hello, I think.

635
00:34:35,040 --> 00:34:37,040
Speaker 3: Me and Kire honestly shocked because.

636
00:34:36,800 --> 00:34:38,520
Speaker 1: Like, you just want me to take off my beer?

637
00:34:38,560 --> 00:34:39,799
Speaker 6: Do you want me to take it off?

638
00:34:39,800 --> 00:34:41,759
Speaker 1: I'll take it off, take off?

639
00:34:42,239 --> 00:34:43,560
Speaker 6: Oh my god?

640
00:34:45,840 --> 00:34:48,200
Speaker 1: Fuck your guys, are you shaved for you?

641
00:34:48,200 --> 00:34:49,560
Speaker 4: You just pulled your beer, just.

642
00:34:49,600 --> 00:34:50,200
Speaker 3: Ripped it off.

643
00:34:50,320 --> 00:34:52,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't give a fuck. I'm literally fucking crazy.

644
00:34:53,800 --> 00:34:54,520
Speaker 3: That's not hurt.

645
00:34:54,960 --> 00:34:59,840
Speaker 1: I'm fucking crazy. I'm fucking crazy. This random guy that

646
00:34:59,880 --> 00:35:00,520
Speaker 1: my dad in.

647
00:35:00,640 --> 00:35:03,759
Speaker 2: My construction site and nobody know who you knew, who

648
00:35:03,760 --> 00:35:04,040
Speaker 2: you were?

649
00:35:08,520 --> 00:35:16,680
Speaker 1: Whoa I really don't know? Like that was the definition

650
00:35:16,719 --> 00:35:18,480
Speaker 1: of I'm in the middle of his story and someone

651
00:35:18,560 --> 00:35:20,600
Speaker 1: just said something. Let me come up with something quick.

652
00:35:20,640 --> 00:35:25,439
Speaker 3: Bitch, eradicate. We need some eradicating, eradicate James Charless.

653
00:35:25,480 --> 00:35:34,800
Speaker 1: Oh my god, oh god, oh my god, I'm.

654
00:35:34,600 --> 00:35:38,200
Speaker 5: Not kidding, Like, why is airplane food and airport food?

655
00:35:38,600 --> 00:35:40,400
Speaker 5: Those are the worst meals ever?

656
00:35:40,520 --> 00:35:44,959
Speaker 1: But not for me? Not for me, Pam damn.

657
00:35:45,680 --> 00:35:52,719
Speaker 8: No make up by Styling Wait tattoos by Drew though, Yeah,

658
00:35:52,719 --> 00:35:53,000
Speaker 8: we know.

659
00:35:56,360 --> 00:35:59,600
Speaker 3: The thing is no one said it looked good today.

660
00:36:00,280 --> 00:36:03,880
Speaker 4: You look beautiful, and you look beautiful today.

661
00:36:04,760 --> 00:36:08,000
Speaker 2: Okay, dream when I get home, you're getting the biggest

662
00:36:08,040 --> 00:36:10,600
Speaker 2: spanking I've ever given you.

663
00:36:12,080 --> 00:36:17,040
Speaker 1: I'm going to put you over my lap, bend me over. Okay, okay,

664
00:36:19,440 --> 00:36:20,480
Speaker 1: ship we've got.

665
00:36:20,400 --> 00:36:22,560
Speaker 4: How big would it get? How sticky would it get?

666
00:36:23,400 --> 00:36:23,920
Speaker 3: Your whole?

667
00:36:24,280 --> 00:36:24,680
Speaker 2: Yeah?

668
00:36:24,880 --> 00:36:26,320
Speaker 3: We're recording this, bitch.

669
00:36:26,719 --> 00:36:28,080
Speaker 4: Oh, this is we started.

670
00:36:28,200 --> 00:36:30,440
Speaker 2: You're I hope you're happy that this will be your

671
00:36:30,520 --> 00:36:32,480
Speaker 2: last job that you will be able to get, because

672
00:36:32,600 --> 00:36:34,360
Speaker 2: I don't know where else you're going to take this resume.

673
00:36:34,600 --> 00:36:35,239
Speaker 3: Oh you wanted to.

674
00:36:35,239 --> 00:36:36,319
Speaker 1: Sing your members?

675
00:36:36,560 --> 00:36:39,359
Speaker 2: Okay, see how fast I catch on to you? Yeah,

676
00:36:40,200 --> 00:36:44,920
Speaker 2: you little, you, little bastard. Trick not the oil spell

677
00:36:46,160 --> 00:36:46,920
Speaker 2: causing it oil?

678
00:36:47,600 --> 00:36:49,160
Speaker 1: That's actually crazy.

679
00:36:49,560 --> 00:36:52,239
Speaker 2: Remember when Bass used to have the drive throughs and

680
00:36:52,280 --> 00:36:55,279
Speaker 2: they would send the check in the two so.

681
00:36:55,800 --> 00:36:59,520
Speaker 1: That was fun as I put bees in one DJ

682
00:37:01,800 --> 00:37:04,200
Speaker 1: a festival in New York.

683
00:37:04,920 --> 00:37:08,320
Speaker 3: Bitch, you ate like McDonald's, what the fuck are you saying?

684
00:37:09,640 --> 00:37:11,600
Speaker 1: Like you know when people are like, oh, sissue a

685
00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:16,480
Speaker 1: like Josiah ate, like McDonald's what does that mean? It's

686
00:37:16,520 --> 00:37:18,480
Speaker 1: just me being very classist.

687
00:37:21,080 --> 00:37:24,040
Speaker 2: But they're giving kaiwan and then they're like having it

688
00:37:24,080 --> 00:37:26,480
Speaker 2: permanently in like the work where you do what your

689
00:37:26,480 --> 00:37:29,799
Speaker 2: work is, it's a cocksucker, bitch, ass ballfucker.

690
00:37:30,200 --> 00:37:32,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, so I mean you win.

691
00:37:34,800 --> 00:37:39,160
Speaker 3: Choosers. Are you pretending, Hey, he's tapped out.

692
00:37:39,200 --> 00:37:43,000
Speaker 2: He's like he thinks he's he thinks he's recording a

693
00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:43,680
Speaker 2: podcast up, so.

694
00:37:43,800 --> 00:37:47,440
Speaker 4: Somewhere else he entered in like a parallel universe, and

695
00:37:47,760 --> 00:37:49,000
Speaker 4: I think it's a podcast.

696
00:37:49,040 --> 00:37:50,960
Speaker 2: It's a universe where it's just him because like he's

697
00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:53,600
Speaker 2: giving no space for op.

698
00:37:54,400 --> 00:37:57,239
Speaker 4: Oh, let's see all good.

699
00:37:57,400 --> 00:37:58,439
Speaker 3: Oh he's back.

700
00:38:00,120 --> 00:38:03,080
Speaker 1: I just was somewhere so drunk that it.

701
00:38:03,080 --> 00:38:05,880
Speaker 5: Like came out, and I do remember cracking ill.

702
00:38:06,320 --> 00:38:08,120
Speaker 6: What y'all I liked flirting with each other.

703
00:38:08,239 --> 00:38:10,080
Speaker 5: I'm literally talking about shitting and throwing up.

704
00:38:11,200 --> 00:38:14,880
Speaker 4: I would kill for both of you guys, Okay, I

705
00:38:14,880 --> 00:38:17,680
Speaker 4: would do whatever it took about yourself.

706
00:38:17,920 --> 00:38:25,080
Speaker 1: Oh, oh my god, And I think he did he

707
00:38:25,160 --> 00:38:25,840
Speaker 1: do it? Did he?

708
00:38:25,960 --> 00:38:26,200
Speaker 6: Wait?

709
00:38:26,239 --> 00:38:27,719
Speaker 1: But he went too far?

710
00:38:29,360 --> 00:38:30,640
Speaker 3: I've got the power? Did he do it?

711
00:38:30,640 --> 00:38:30,879
Speaker 4: Though?

712
00:38:31,520 --> 00:38:32,440
Speaker 1: A classic?

713
00:38:34,520 --> 00:38:38,680
Speaker 4: And then the last song I need to.

714
00:38:39,400 --> 00:38:42,439
Speaker 2: And I'm vibing inside. I want hair sentences against so bad.

715
00:38:43,520 --> 00:38:45,000
Speaker 2: I should do that. Actually, I'm going to do that

716
00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:46,680
Speaker 2: today before we go. I'm going to break this on

717
00:38:46,719 --> 00:38:47,560
Speaker 2: your fucking head.

718
00:38:47,680 --> 00:38:50,480
Speaker 4: Why so, Drew, you were constipated and then Enya, you

719
00:38:50,520 --> 00:38:54,279
Speaker 4: just played Fortnite. Yeah that's cool. I started a nonprofit

720
00:38:54,840 --> 00:38:58,279
Speaker 4: and yeah, so that's just like what I've been doing.

721
00:38:58,640 --> 00:39:00,680
Speaker 3: You're claiming you started it charity.

722
00:39:01,160 --> 00:39:06,560
Speaker 4: Mm hmm. Yeah, I'm working on, uh, fixing war. I'm

723
00:39:06,600 --> 00:39:07,399
Speaker 4: getting rid of it.

724
00:39:07,800 --> 00:39:11,800
Speaker 1: So you started a nonprofit for neo Nazis.

725
00:39:13,400 --> 00:39:15,239
Speaker 4: No I did it. I'm Jewish. Why would I do that?

726
00:39:15,440 --> 00:39:15,759
Speaker 1: I don't know.

727
00:39:15,880 --> 00:39:19,000
Speaker 4: You mean, that's just something that you said. I'm not

728
00:39:19,080 --> 00:39:19,640
Speaker 4: doing that.

729
00:39:20,280 --> 00:39:21,799
Speaker 1: Do you have proof that you're not doing that?

730
00:39:22,840 --> 00:39:24,719
Speaker 4: I don't have proof that I'm not doing that.

731
00:39:24,840 --> 00:39:27,120
Speaker 3: But I'm oh, that does not look good. That really

732
00:39:27,120 --> 00:39:29,120
Speaker 3: doesn't look good on you. Like, I'm gonna be honest

733
00:39:30,040 --> 00:39:33,640
Speaker 3: and you cause you should be a lawyer, and I'm

734
00:39:33,640 --> 00:39:34,319
Speaker 3: gonna sell it.

735
00:39:34,680 --> 00:39:39,600
Speaker 4: I'm gonna make pink hats. I call them pussy hats.

736
00:39:40,760 --> 00:39:44,080
Speaker 3: All right, let's go into you're freaking me the fuck

737
00:39:44,920 --> 00:39:45,440
Speaker 3: not your.

738
00:39:45,360 --> 00:39:51,920
Speaker 2: Post breakup with joker glow glowna joker broke up.

739
00:39:52,360 --> 00:39:59,200
Speaker 10: I tried to kill myself last week, Dude, I really

740
00:39:59,200 --> 00:40:01,120
Speaker 10: wanted this to be a like a fun one. Do

741
00:40:01,120 --> 00:40:01,880
Speaker 10: you want to know why?

742
00:40:02,520 --> 00:40:02,800
Speaker 4: Why?

743
00:40:02,920 --> 00:40:04,200
Speaker 10: Do you want to know? How?

744
00:40:04,719 --> 00:40:04,919
Speaker 4: Hell?

745
00:40:05,280 --> 00:40:07,920
Speaker 10: And why you can choose one?

746
00:40:08,200 --> 00:40:08,439
Speaker 4: Why?

747
00:40:12,080 --> 00:40:14,480
Speaker 10: I woke up in the middle of the night, okay,

748
00:40:14,960 --> 00:40:19,960
Speaker 10: and I walked into the kitchen and I saw what

749
00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:23,759
Speaker 10: I thought was a ghost, but it was an intruder,

750
00:40:24,960 --> 00:40:30,200
Speaker 10: and the intruder looked at me and spoke in tongue

751
00:40:30,440 --> 00:40:34,600
Speaker 10: or binary or I couldn't describe it, but it was

752
00:40:34,640 --> 00:40:40,520
Speaker 10: almost like a Morris code like clicking, and the clicks

753
00:40:40,760 --> 00:40:43,520
Speaker 10: for some reason resonated with me, and they said kill

754
00:40:43,560 --> 00:40:45,000
Speaker 10: your family or kill yourself.

755
00:40:45,160 --> 00:40:45,759
Speaker 4: Choose one.

756
00:40:47,120 --> 00:40:49,600
Speaker 1: So I tried to kill myself and it didn't work.

757
00:40:49,800 --> 00:40:54,759
Speaker 1: And I later learned that it was a schizophrenic delusion

758
00:40:55,320 --> 00:40:56,440
Speaker 1: and now I am on.

759
00:40:58,440 --> 00:40:59,400
Speaker 10: Antipsychotics.

760
00:41:00,080 --> 00:41:01,080
Speaker 4: Cool because I.

761
00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:03,520
Speaker 2: Guess other carriers because I didn't know there were other

762
00:41:03,640 --> 00:41:06,560
Speaker 2: phones other than iPhones, but apparently there are other cell

763
00:41:06,600 --> 00:41:09,960
Speaker 2: your devices that you can purchase, which is really confused

764
00:41:10,840 --> 00:41:13,040
Speaker 2: because I thought I thought there were only iPhones, Like,

765
00:41:13,040 --> 00:41:14,080
Speaker 2: what are the other ones?

766
00:41:14,200 --> 00:41:16,279
Speaker 1: Like, because don't I don't know.

767
00:41:16,239 --> 00:41:18,240
Speaker 4: But you guys don't know that there are other phones.

768
00:41:18,840 --> 00:41:20,919
Speaker 1: There's only I. I don't even know what the word

769
00:41:21,040 --> 00:41:22,120
Speaker 1: phone means.

770
00:41:22,200 --> 00:41:25,600
Speaker 5: I know, is that a separate word because there's iPhones?

771
00:41:25,600 --> 00:41:27,800
Speaker 4: But do you guys know that there were phones before

772
00:41:27,960 --> 00:41:28,640
Speaker 4: the iPhone?

773
00:41:28,760 --> 00:41:30,439
Speaker 1: I actually don't know what that word means.

774
00:41:30,520 --> 00:41:32,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, because you keep saying it without like that's that's

775
00:41:32,719 --> 00:41:34,000
Speaker 2: like if you I was like, oh, did you know

776
00:41:34,040 --> 00:41:35,720
Speaker 2: that there were homes before homes?

777
00:41:35,760 --> 00:41:36,399
Speaker 1: Like what are you saying?

778
00:41:36,480 --> 00:41:37,880
Speaker 4: Yeah, like you're taking a let Do you know that

779
00:41:37,920 --> 00:41:40,760
Speaker 4: there were other types of iPhones before the iPhone?

780
00:41:40,840 --> 00:41:41,959
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's iPhone like.

781
00:41:42,480 --> 00:41:46,440
Speaker 1: Fog, they the three G model.

782
00:41:47,640 --> 00:41:50,920
Speaker 4: Like, you guys cannot be more wrong about the situation.

783
00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:53,640
Speaker 3: Okay, because that's funny because it's two against one fucking idiot.

784
00:41:54,280 --> 00:41:55,359
Speaker 4: Yeah, I didn't think.

785
00:41:55,560 --> 00:41:56,600
Speaker 3: I hope you feel alone.

786
00:41:57,080 --> 00:42:00,920
Speaker 2: That's but basically I found out that I had bacterial

787
00:42:01,040 --> 00:42:04,560
Speaker 2: imaginosis and I used affection at.

788
00:42:04,440 --> 00:42:07,240
Speaker 3: The same damn time, which is pretty common.

789
00:42:07,480 --> 00:42:09,800
Speaker 1: But we made sour dough bread in that oven.

790
00:42:10,960 --> 00:42:14,719
Speaker 3: Fu, get's wrong with you?

791
00:42:15,080 --> 00:42:19,080
Speaker 1: Since No, actually that sounds like my goddamn dream being.

792
00:42:19,160 --> 00:42:20,920
Speaker 1: I'm not kidding. That is one of the most fucked

793
00:42:20,960 --> 00:42:24,280
Speaker 1: up things about me is like I feel like actually

794
00:42:24,320 --> 00:42:27,319
Speaker 1: discussing saying this because this is not chill at all.

795
00:42:27,560 --> 00:42:30,120
Speaker 1: And I recognize that, and I realize that this is

796
00:42:30,160 --> 00:42:34,200
Speaker 1: not okay to like want this, and I actually do

797
00:42:34,320 --> 00:42:37,040
Speaker 1: need psychiatric help and this stem this is very deep

798
00:42:37,200 --> 00:42:39,960
Speaker 1: and it like goes back to like my childhood or something.

799
00:42:40,120 --> 00:42:44,600
Speaker 1: But I legitimately like want a chronic countess and.

800
00:42:44,680 --> 00:42:48,120
Speaker 3: Says or asks, what's the hardest lesson you've learned in adulthood?

801
00:42:49,719 --> 00:42:52,920
Speaker 1: That you are truly alone in this life? Like you

802
00:42:52,960 --> 00:42:55,680
Speaker 1: can have your people, you can have your family, but

803
00:42:55,760 --> 00:42:58,040
Speaker 1: at the end of the day, you're alone.

804
00:42:58,600 --> 00:43:00,840
Speaker 3: Well, that's like really.

805
00:43:00,560 --> 00:43:04,080
Speaker 1: Full of duty. And I, for an eye, I literally

806
00:43:04,160 --> 00:43:06,760
Speaker 1: killed so many I've killed so many people.

807
00:43:06,800 --> 00:43:08,239
Speaker 3: Oh hair and you put the hair clip in it?

808
00:43:08,320 --> 00:43:09,400
Speaker 3: You do that to my vola?

809
00:43:09,719 --> 00:43:13,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then I'd really take some time to try

810
00:43:13,239 --> 00:43:19,480
Speaker 1: to find the clitorists. That's a syop that doesn't exist.

811
00:43:19,680 --> 00:43:25,680
Speaker 1: Urgency Intercom Cream dream Wet, Dream Cream, Dream Cream Team

812
00:43:26,040 --> 00:43:31,759
Speaker 1: Team Cream. Are you on the cream Team. Are you

813
00:43:31,800 --> 00:43:39,799
Speaker 1: squirt squad? Cream team or squirt squad a lame nihilistic way,

814
00:43:41,440 --> 00:43:44,719
Speaker 1: but like a Zola is eating my goddamn plant. Motherfucker

815
00:43:45,440 --> 00:43:49,200
Speaker 1: she was is she did? She chomp on it big time. No,

816
00:43:49,280 --> 00:43:52,120
Speaker 1: I'm gonna fucking kill myself. Actually, I'm gonna fucking kill myself.

817
00:43:52,120 --> 00:43:54,440
Speaker 1: Like this is actually like the saddest day of my

818
00:43:54,440 --> 00:43:55,240
Speaker 1: goddamn life.

819
00:43:56,080 --> 00:43:58,880
Speaker 4: Oh, is it bad?

820
00:43:58,960 --> 00:44:00,000
Speaker 1: Yes, we're leaving the same.

821
00:44:00,080 --> 00:44:04,520
Speaker 6: It's not the worse, the worst.

822
00:44:10,800 --> 00:44:12,560
Speaker 3: We'll just keep it here for the rest of the episode.

823
00:44:12,560 --> 00:44:13,160
Speaker 3: We'll watch her.

824
00:44:13,280 --> 00:44:15,960
Speaker 1: I'm in a fucking vomit. Dude. Oh my god, he

825
00:44:16,280 --> 00:44:20,439
Speaker 1: ate no in you. This is all him, That's all him.

826
00:44:20,520 --> 00:44:22,239
Speaker 1: He was eating the fuck out of that like a

827
00:44:22,239 --> 00:44:25,160
Speaker 1: fucking snail. He's getting spainkins. I'm not kidding. I'm gonna

828
00:44:25,160 --> 00:44:26,280
Speaker 1: spank the shit out of him.

829
00:44:26,320 --> 00:44:29,000
Speaker 3: My grandpa died a long time ago and I met him.

830
00:44:29,040 --> 00:44:31,240
Speaker 3: Actually I had a chance to meet him once in Honduras.

831
00:44:31,400 --> 00:44:33,440
Speaker 2: But he was the grandpa on my dad's side that

832
00:44:33,640 --> 00:44:36,120
Speaker 2: abandoned my dad and at the at.

833
00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:38,760
Speaker 13: The age of five years old, I was a rider die.

834
00:44:39,080 --> 00:44:42,359
Speaker 13: They were like, oh, you want to meet him. I

835
00:44:42,400 --> 00:44:46,400
Speaker 13: stayed in that bed, jumping like a little monkey monkey

836
00:44:46,480 --> 00:44:47,279
Speaker 13: jumping on a bed.

837
00:44:47,400 --> 00:44:49,560
Speaker 3: And I looked at my grandma. I said, nope, I

838
00:44:49,600 --> 00:44:52,120
Speaker 3: don't want to meet no fucking trader. And then he died.

839
00:44:53,080 --> 00:44:55,080
Speaker 2: No, I would be so mad, like this is so

840
00:44:55,160 --> 00:44:57,719
Speaker 2: fucked up. I am vain, like I know this, I liked.

841
00:44:58,040 --> 00:44:58,879
Speaker 2: I am very vain.

842
00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:00,000
Speaker 3: I'm stuck in my vanity.

843
00:45:00,120 --> 00:45:01,759
Speaker 2: I want to be pretty like that's like one of

844
00:45:01,800 --> 00:45:03,600
Speaker 2: my main goals in life is to look good, no

845
00:45:03,640 --> 00:45:03,960
Speaker 2: matter what.

846
00:45:03,960 --> 00:45:06,120
Speaker 1: I being pretty as a curse because you're hated by

847
00:45:06,120 --> 00:45:13,839
Speaker 1: the ugly people and you're hated by men. You can

848
00:45:13,920 --> 00:45:14,719
Speaker 1: eat sweatshamed.

849
00:45:17,960 --> 00:45:19,560
Speaker 3: Yes, my femine is king.

850
00:45:20,640 --> 00:45:23,480
Speaker 1: I'm down for the pretty girls. You're more than just

851
00:45:23,480 --> 00:45:26,680
Speaker 1: a pretty girl to me, what am I? You're a

852
00:45:26,680 --> 00:45:27,239
Speaker 1: funny girl.

853
00:45:28,840 --> 00:45:30,120
Speaker 3: You're a funny looking girl.

854
00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:33,600
Speaker 1: In the fucking hurricane picket booth at chuck E Cheese,

855
00:45:35,120 --> 00:45:35,799
Speaker 1: that was one of them.

856
00:45:35,960 --> 00:45:37,280
Speaker 3: They fire out your chucky cheese.

857
00:45:37,520 --> 00:45:39,440
Speaker 2: I always saw parents getting into fist fights at my

858
00:45:39,480 --> 00:45:41,279
Speaker 2: Chucky Cheese and it was fun, and it was like,

859
00:45:41,320 --> 00:45:42,400
Speaker 2: this is this.

860
00:45:42,360 --> 00:45:44,400
Speaker 3: Is how humans should be existing.

861
00:45:44,719 --> 00:45:47,719
Speaker 2: Parents should be getting tipsy and fist fighting and kids

862
00:45:47,760 --> 00:45:50,080
Speaker 2: are lost and kids are crying and they don't know

863
00:45:50,080 --> 00:45:52,759
Speaker 2: where to go, and the big mouse is scaring the

864
00:45:52,800 --> 00:45:54,000
Speaker 2: fuck out of every one.

865
00:45:54,160 --> 00:45:54,920
Speaker 6: The video of me.

866
00:45:55,040 --> 00:45:57,839
Speaker 2: Like drunkenly recording with my handicapping like I don't want

867
00:45:57,880 --> 00:45:58,400
Speaker 2: to take them to.

868
00:45:58,480 --> 00:46:03,680
Speaker 15: The hospital, and going cloth on his face, he literally

869
00:46:03,800 --> 00:46:04,479
Speaker 15: looks dead.

870
00:46:04,600 --> 00:46:06,320
Speaker 1: No, I think we should insert that clip.

871
00:46:07,120 --> 00:46:10,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean we could drive him to the hospital.

872
00:46:11,239 --> 00:46:12,880
Speaker 3: No, I'm not going to the hospital.

873
00:46:13,760 --> 00:46:16,680
Speaker 4: We could just drive to the hospital. It wouldn't cost

874
00:46:16,880 --> 00:46:17,800
Speaker 4: four thousand dollars.

875
00:46:20,239 --> 00:46:23,160
Speaker 2: The thing is, Mason last night was literally throwing up

876
00:46:23,200 --> 00:46:24,839
Speaker 2: like four times in a row, and we did take

877
00:46:24,880 --> 00:46:25,560
Speaker 2: it to the hospital.

878
00:46:25,600 --> 00:46:26,919
Speaker 3: So I'm like, why do we have to say Drew

879
00:46:26,960 --> 00:46:27,520
Speaker 3: to the hospital?

880
00:46:27,560 --> 00:46:31,440
Speaker 4: Look at him, He's way worse than what Mason. This

881
00:46:31,600 --> 00:46:35,200
Speaker 4: is like Project Decks name.

882
00:46:36,680 --> 00:46:40,279
Speaker 2: That's so mean, because like obviously everyone's destined to flop.

883
00:46:40,040 --> 00:46:42,080
Speaker 1: Like, no, I was just in my flop air for

884
00:46:42,120 --> 00:46:43,439
Speaker 1: the last Like, yeah, I go.

885
00:46:43,400 --> 00:46:46,040
Speaker 3: Through constant flop ers. But my thing is, you have

886
00:46:46,120 --> 00:46:47,360
Speaker 3: to take pride in your flop.

887
00:46:47,600 --> 00:46:49,759
Speaker 5: Yeah, don't run away from the flop because it only

888
00:46:49,800 --> 00:46:50,320
Speaker 5: hits harder.

889
00:46:50,440 --> 00:46:53,640
Speaker 2: Exact, like, you need to put on your best fucking

890
00:46:53,760 --> 00:46:57,600
Speaker 2: dressed to go out there. Yeah, and slay in your

891
00:46:57,640 --> 00:47:00,640
Speaker 2: flop try something new in your flop era, but but

892
00:47:00,680 --> 00:47:03,040
Speaker 2: not to now, like, don't be crazy. You know he

893
00:47:03,120 --> 00:47:07,320
Speaker 2: meant his kindle, yes, amazon kindle Amazonian.

894
00:47:08,120 --> 00:47:10,240
Speaker 3: That's what they should call the workers Amazonians.

895
00:47:10,680 --> 00:47:14,760
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, do you look?

896
00:47:14,760 --> 00:47:17,000
Speaker 3: He should like turn the god and start doing that.

897
00:47:17,320 --> 00:47:20,440
Speaker 1: No, literally, y'all, don't. Y'all do not want my religious

898
00:47:20,520 --> 00:47:23,720
Speaker 1: art like you do not want it. They're coming soon.

899
00:47:23,880 --> 00:47:26,319
Speaker 3: Our religious homophobic tant art.

900
00:47:26,320 --> 00:47:36,920
Speaker 1: Coming soon, coming real fucking suit playing. What was what? Stop?

901
00:47:37,280 --> 00:47:37,560
Speaker 4: Stop?

902
00:47:37,640 --> 00:47:38,920
Speaker 1: What is that?

903
00:47:39,160 --> 00:47:39,759
Speaker 3: Oh my god?

904
00:47:39,800 --> 00:47:40,959
Speaker 6: Did you lock the door?

905
00:47:41,640 --> 00:47:43,120
Speaker 3: Did you forget to lock the fucking door?

906
00:47:43,200 --> 00:47:44,160
Speaker 1: I forgot to lock the door?

907
00:47:44,200 --> 00:47:44,400
Speaker 4: You was?

908
00:47:44,880 --> 00:47:47,000
Speaker 1: Oh my god?

909
00:47:46,239 --> 00:47:57,480
Speaker 6: What literally my worst bucketing about poetic justice.

910
00:47:57,640 --> 00:48:07,080
Speaker 1: It's just so o oh Corilla, welcome girl.

911
00:48:09,160 --> 00:48:10,240
Speaker 4: I'm just getting started.

912
00:48:12,920 --> 00:48:20,160
Speaker 1: How did you get here? Corolla?

913
00:48:20,719 --> 00:48:21,120
Speaker 4: I need.

914
00:48:25,640 --> 00:48:31,719
Speaker 14: I'm trying to bring back my talk show off the

915
00:48:31,760 --> 00:48:34,760
Speaker 14: outfit because I spent a lot of money minutes bring

916
00:48:34,800 --> 00:48:39,000
Speaker 14: back my dogs.

917
00:48:41,280 --> 00:48:43,520
Speaker 1: I just found that out when my brother died, and

918
00:48:43,560 --> 00:48:47,320
Speaker 1: now I'm reliving it because my Grandpather just died. And honestly,

919
00:48:47,360 --> 00:48:51,600
Speaker 1: like when my bug died, like that was really traumatic. Damn,

920
00:48:51,880 --> 00:48:55,280
Speaker 1: I'm being I'm surrounded by death recently, Like you motherfuckers

921
00:48:55,320 --> 00:48:56,120
Speaker 1: better watch out.

922
00:48:57,640 --> 00:48:58,560
Speaker 3: Are you threatening?

923
00:48:58,960 --> 00:49:02,760
Speaker 1: I'm not threatening you. I'm just saying when I opened

924
00:49:02,800 --> 00:49:04,640
Speaker 1: when I'm sleeping.

925
00:49:04,120 --> 00:49:08,920
Speaker 15: No, it was like nothing like it was like you

926
00:49:08,960 --> 00:49:11,560
Speaker 15: couldn't even bring a back onto the planet for that flight.

927
00:49:11,600 --> 00:49:13,080
Speaker 15: All you could have was like a book back or

928
00:49:13,080 --> 00:49:14,759
Speaker 15: some ship like because the plane could not handle.

929
00:49:15,360 --> 00:49:16,799
Speaker 1: I can defend on that plane because it's like my

930
00:49:16,840 --> 00:49:22,360
Speaker 1: fat ass and my wieners like too heavy, it'd like

931
00:49:22,440 --> 00:49:32,319
Speaker 1: weigh down. Because I have a giant fucking believe that

932
00:49:32,360 --> 00:49:33,320
Speaker 1: happened in real life.

933
00:49:33,880 --> 00:49:34,960
Speaker 3: I know, I see.

934
00:49:34,960 --> 00:49:35,279
Speaker 6: That's why.

935
00:49:35,440 --> 00:49:37,600
Speaker 2: That's one of my problems is like school doesn't teach

936
00:49:37,600 --> 00:49:39,600
Speaker 2: you like important things like how to do your taxes

937
00:49:39,640 --> 00:49:40,000
Speaker 2: and squid.

938
00:49:42,040 --> 00:49:48,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, the consequences of your own actions. Okay, that really

939
00:49:48,560 --> 00:49:52,080
Speaker 1: just threw the vibe off, like incredibly, that like really

940
00:49:52,200 --> 00:49:53,080
Speaker 1: ruined the vibe.

941
00:49:54,080 --> 00:49:55,560
Speaker 6: Like you just you know what it was.

942
00:49:55,680 --> 00:49:57,560
Speaker 2: You felt happier than me, and in that moment, I

943
00:49:57,600 --> 00:49:58,719
Speaker 2: knew I had to take you down.

944
00:49:59,360 --> 00:50:01,600
Speaker 6: You had to take like no.

945
00:50:01,560 --> 00:50:02,440
Speaker 3: One I should be.

946
00:50:02,960 --> 00:50:05,200
Speaker 2: I am so miserable, but I still need to somehow

947
00:50:05,280 --> 00:50:06,240
Speaker 2: be the happiest.

948
00:50:05,840 --> 00:50:06,439
Speaker 4: Girl in the road.

949
00:50:06,480 --> 00:50:09,560
Speaker 1: Oh. I Like when I got in there. Immediately I

950
00:50:09,600 --> 00:50:11,799
Speaker 1: was like, yo, like I need to like stand my

951
00:50:11,840 --> 00:50:15,560
Speaker 1: ground and be like the man this prison needs. So

952
00:50:15,719 --> 00:50:17,520
Speaker 1: immediately I went up to like the strongest gang in

953
00:50:17,560 --> 00:50:19,640
Speaker 1: there and spit in their face, which was stupid because

954
00:50:19,640 --> 00:50:22,799
Speaker 1: I was only in there for four days. And then

955
00:50:22,800 --> 00:50:29,280
Speaker 1: I started this like underground what's it called, like economy

956
00:50:29,280 --> 00:50:33,440
Speaker 1: with slim gems. So all of y'all's donations.

957
00:50:34,360 --> 00:50:36,240
Speaker 3: But they didn't, don't it who donated to?

958
00:50:36,320 --> 00:50:39,160
Speaker 1: Just all the viewers? So like they really they sit

959
00:50:39,280 --> 00:50:41,200
Speaker 1: by my side like they were there for me, and

960
00:50:41,280 --> 00:50:48,359
Speaker 1: like listener, like thank you for putting money on my commission,

961
00:50:48,719 --> 00:50:51,920
Speaker 1: like commissary, commisary, thank you for putting money on my commissary.

962
00:50:52,080 --> 00:50:56,080
Speaker 1: Like I was able to buy slim JEMs. I was

963
00:50:56,120 --> 00:50:57,919
Speaker 1: able to buy another slim jims to start a little

964
00:50:57,920 --> 00:51:02,839
Speaker 1: slim gym economy. And then yeah, I traded three up

965
00:51:02,920 --> 00:51:05,080
Speaker 1: for a ship and I protected myself for four days

966
00:51:05,080 --> 00:51:05,759
Speaker 1: and I'm here.

967
00:51:06,760 --> 00:51:09,160
Speaker 2: It's like pirate Sleigh, Like would you rather have an

968
00:51:09,200 --> 00:51:11,600
Speaker 2: eye patch or a peg lug eye patch?

969
00:51:11,640 --> 00:51:13,600
Speaker 1: I feel like it's more iconic, but the peg leg

970
00:51:13,719 --> 00:51:17,799
Speaker 1: is kind of sick peglass. Imagine's fucking pegging someone with

971
00:51:17,840 --> 00:51:19,960
Speaker 1: your leg and just like fucking their ass with you.

972
00:51:24,200 --> 00:51:24,800
Speaker 1: Mm hmm.

973
00:51:29,880 --> 00:51:30,399
Speaker 4: That was good.

974
00:51:30,640 --> 00:51:33,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh like we actually don't need a test, like

975
00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:36,200
Speaker 1: kaya asked like a gay agent a gate agent was like,

976
00:51:36,200 --> 00:51:37,800
Speaker 1: oh no, like you're good, Like don't.

977
00:51:37,600 --> 00:51:40,479
Speaker 4: Think it was straight. Actually, oh my god.

978
00:51:41,560 --> 00:51:43,160
Speaker 3: I would never take my kids to a water park.

979
00:51:43,360 --> 00:51:45,239
Speaker 6: Honestly, I would give my.

980
00:51:44,880 --> 00:51:46,919
Speaker 1: Kid is going to the water park. That's how I'm

981
00:51:46,960 --> 00:51:50,320
Speaker 1: never sick is because I got my immune I went when.

982
00:51:50,160 --> 00:51:52,959
Speaker 5: I swallowed so much I think my local water park.

983
00:51:53,200 --> 00:51:57,239
Speaker 2: What what because I went and I swallowed so much

984
00:51:57,239 --> 00:51:58,040
Speaker 2: water at the water park.

985
00:51:58,040 --> 00:51:59,120
Speaker 1: You didn't do that, Okay?

986
00:52:00,680 --> 00:52:11,360
Speaker 3: And hope and hope and hope you not live in

987
00:52:11,440 --> 00:52:11,879
Speaker 3: a home.

988
00:52:12,160 --> 00:52:14,759
Speaker 1: Yeah you're not. You're not happy in that house and

989
00:52:14,840 --> 00:52:18,200
Speaker 1: you genuinely like need to just like get a homey

990
00:52:18,280 --> 00:52:20,759
Speaker 1: house and like maybe you'll feel happier. But also maybe

991
00:52:20,800 --> 00:52:22,800
Speaker 1: I'm I'm saying that like we.

992
00:52:24,719 --> 00:52:27,960
Speaker 3: And that's used to eat the tuna from subway.

993
00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:31,040
Speaker 1: Literally going down.

994
00:52:31,719 --> 00:52:33,680
Speaker 3: It's going now really.

995
00:52:36,560 --> 00:52:38,600
Speaker 1: That I'm going to play that on my iPhone?

996
00:52:40,120 --> 00:52:43,719
Speaker 3: Why did you spend more than I ever usually do?

997
00:52:44,440 --> 00:52:45,799
Speaker 4: And no.

998
00:52:47,320 --> 00:52:48,640
Speaker 3: Are you serving while I talk?

999
00:52:49,040 --> 00:52:49,200
Speaker 4: You know?

1000
00:52:49,239 --> 00:52:52,960
Speaker 1: What I find crazy? What is that women can't come

1001
00:52:54,239 --> 00:52:55,440
Speaker 1: like they can't have orgazons.

1002
00:52:55,480 --> 00:52:59,280
Speaker 3: Stop it because that's not true. Why do you actually

1003
00:52:59,280 --> 00:52:59,560
Speaker 3: think that?

1004
00:52:59,640 --> 00:52:59,880
Speaker 1: Are you?

1005
00:53:00,239 --> 00:53:05,360
Speaker 7: I'll believe it when I see it, you know, Yeah, literally,

1006
00:53:05,440 --> 00:53:07,759
Speaker 7: Like I'm just trying to like, I'm just trying to

1007
00:53:07,800 --> 00:53:08,799
Speaker 7: like figure out, like.

1008
00:53:09,239 --> 00:53:11,319
Speaker 2: I'm trying to figure out if you're joking, because there's

1009
00:53:11,400 --> 00:53:14,160
Speaker 2: actually no way that you think women are incapable of

1010
00:53:14,200 --> 00:53:14,960
Speaker 2: having an orgasm.

1011
00:53:15,040 --> 00:53:18,359
Speaker 1: What every woman I've been with has just not Have you.

1012
00:53:18,280 --> 00:53:20,760
Speaker 2: Ever thought like that's more of like something you've done

1013
00:53:21,000 --> 00:53:26,239
Speaker 2: like a problem like you're like making or no, because I.

1014
00:53:25,760 --> 00:53:28,720
Speaker 4: But also like I haven't I have never seen that happen.

1015
00:53:28,840 --> 00:53:30,080
Speaker 3: I mean that makes a lot of sense.

1016
00:53:31,920 --> 00:53:36,640
Speaker 4: I had an idea for the podcast. I stand right

1017
00:53:36,680 --> 00:53:38,440
Speaker 4: here in front of the camera and then you guys

1018
00:53:38,800 --> 00:53:42,000
Speaker 4: just take turns kicking me in there in the way

1019
00:53:42,760 --> 00:53:43,400
Speaker 4: in the nuts.

1020
00:53:44,600 --> 00:53:45,440
Speaker 1: You get off on that?

1021
00:53:46,080 --> 00:53:47,799
Speaker 4: No, I don't get off on that. I just think

1022
00:53:47,840 --> 00:53:49,320
Speaker 4: it would be a cool idea for this.

1023
00:53:49,440 --> 00:53:51,440
Speaker 3: I don't like, what what about that is? Like cool?

1024
00:53:52,239 --> 00:53:54,239
Speaker 4: Don't you guys think that would be cool? No?

1025
00:53:54,360 --> 00:53:56,840
Speaker 1: I would have fun doing it, but it.

1026
00:53:56,840 --> 00:53:59,359
Speaker 4: Would make me look like, like imagine how funny would

1027
00:53:59,360 --> 00:54:01,799
Speaker 4: be if I was like over in pain, and you

1028
00:54:01,880 --> 00:54:04,719
Speaker 4: guys maybe even continue to kick me while I was

1029
00:54:04,719 --> 00:54:05,240
Speaker 4: on the ground.

1030
00:54:05,960 --> 00:54:07,600
Speaker 1: What is happening?

1031
00:54:08,160 --> 00:54:10,000
Speaker 4: I don't know. I'm just saying, like it's an idea,

1032
00:54:10,080 --> 00:54:11,560
Speaker 4: and then maybe you could get some dirt and like

1033
00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:12,880
Speaker 4: throw it in my face.

1034
00:54:13,520 --> 00:54:14,879
Speaker 3: He's gonna clean it up.

1035
00:54:15,200 --> 00:54:19,279
Speaker 4: I'll clean it up, okay. And maybe while I'm cleaning up,

1036
00:54:19,880 --> 00:54:23,120
Speaker 4: you yell at me and throw the sun you tomatoes

1037
00:54:23,239 --> 00:54:24,440
Speaker 4: or eggs or pissed.

1038
00:54:24,680 --> 00:54:26,520
Speaker 2: That sounds like it's coming from your end, like you

1039
00:54:26,640 --> 00:54:28,200
Speaker 2: just want to piss on someone.

1040
00:54:29,560 --> 00:54:31,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, I admit it. Yeah.

1041
00:54:32,200 --> 00:54:34,400
Speaker 4: Is that something you guys would be interested in or

1042
00:54:35,040 --> 00:54:37,080
Speaker 4: is that like we're.

1043
00:54:36,960 --> 00:54:38,319
Speaker 1: Gonna we're gonna have to think about that.

1044
00:54:38,520 --> 00:54:41,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, because that doesn't sound like can you please just

1045
00:54:41,239 --> 00:54:42,080
Speaker 2: say yes right now?

1046
00:54:42,200 --> 00:54:44,160
Speaker 5: Oh my god, Like why are you like leave us alone?

1047
00:54:44,239 --> 00:54:46,080
Speaker 3: Let us like figure it out, okay.

1048
00:54:45,880 --> 00:54:46,239
Speaker 4: All right.

1049
00:54:48,080 --> 00:54:48,440
Speaker 3: Whatever?

1050
00:54:48,920 --> 00:54:52,120
Speaker 5: Basically getting off the fight. Oh this just vibrated in

1051
00:54:52,160 --> 00:54:53,839
Speaker 5: my hold.

1052
00:54:54,400 --> 00:55:01,280
Speaker 1: I'm gonna call you, Oh my god, right the Twilight

1053
00:55:01,360 --> 00:55:05,880
Speaker 1: Forest help of a big, strong, honky werewolf man doesn't

1054
00:55:05,880 --> 00:55:08,120
Speaker 1: come and take me away and things to me.

1055
00:55:08,440 --> 00:55:10,920
Speaker 9: Yeah, I hope a vampire doesn't come and like finger

1056
00:55:10,960 --> 00:55:12,879
Speaker 9: me on my period and stuck all the blood out

1057
00:55:12,880 --> 00:55:15,280
Speaker 9: of my oh fuck my cervix.

1058
00:55:15,520 --> 00:55:18,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, I hope a big hairy werewolf guy.

1059
00:55:18,560 --> 00:55:22,920
Speaker 9: They should have installed a vacuum in the mouth of Okay,

1060
00:55:23,239 --> 00:55:23,640
Speaker 9: that's yeah.

1061
00:55:23,680 --> 00:55:25,680
Speaker 2: Because also my dad called me and he was like, Nya,

1062
00:55:25,960 --> 00:55:28,720
Speaker 2: it's getting hard out here, like it's just so hot,

1063
00:55:28,800 --> 00:55:31,000
Speaker 2: like I'm aging and I still have to work outside

1064
00:55:31,000 --> 00:55:32,719
Speaker 2: and my life is really and I was like, oh,

1065
00:55:32,760 --> 00:55:34,840
Speaker 2: my fucking god, why the fuck do you keep calling

1066
00:55:34,880 --> 00:55:36,960
Speaker 2: me my work.

1067
00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:38,360
Speaker 6: Like I'm working.

1068
00:55:38,719 --> 00:55:40,960
Speaker 5: I'm literally like and then I fucking hang up on him,

1069
00:55:40,960 --> 00:55:41,479
Speaker 5: and then I look.

1070
00:55:41,400 --> 00:55:43,080
Speaker 3: At kind of like, you better fucking cut that out

1071
00:55:43,080 --> 00:55:43,279
Speaker 3: of this.

1072
00:55:43,480 --> 00:55:45,600
Speaker 2: You better cut that the fuck out because my dad's

1073
00:55:45,600 --> 00:55:47,759
Speaker 2: on the phone crying to me. Then my mom calls

1074
00:55:47,800 --> 00:55:49,920
Speaker 2: and she's like Anya, like can you please can you

1075
00:55:49,920 --> 00:55:51,640
Speaker 2: help with the phone bill? And I'm like, oh my god,

1076
00:55:51,680 --> 00:55:53,920
Speaker 2: you fucking bitch, throw your phone away. Why do you

1077
00:55:53,960 --> 00:55:54,520
Speaker 2: need a phone?

1078
00:55:54,560 --> 00:55:57,000
Speaker 1: I need a phone for my work. It's crazy because

1079
00:55:57,080 --> 00:56:00,440
Speaker 1: I find myself working past like five point fifteen. I

1080
00:56:00,560 --> 00:56:03,000
Speaker 1: scream for cream, you scream for cream. We all scream

1081
00:56:03,080 --> 00:56:05,600
Speaker 1: for cream. Damn.

1082
00:56:08,640 --> 00:56:10,960
Speaker 9: Oh that's just me, that's just my body part. Like

1083
00:56:11,120 --> 00:56:12,640
Speaker 9: I can't really stop it. And they did make me

1084
00:56:12,760 --> 00:56:14,680
Speaker 9: leave my kuchi in the US.

1085
00:56:15,080 --> 00:56:16,759
Speaker 1: Damn they did the same thing to me with my

1086
00:56:17,000 --> 00:56:18,799
Speaker 1: heavy wiener, with your big boner.

1087
00:56:22,160 --> 00:56:26,640
Speaker 4: Cheering the lithium.

1088
00:56:26,680 --> 00:56:33,000
Speaker 1: What a ya. You're beautiful and I love you just

1089
00:56:33,040 --> 00:56:33,720
Speaker 1: the way you are.

1090
00:56:34,640 --> 00:56:36,279
Speaker 3: I didn't ask you to say any of that.

1091
00:56:36,200 --> 00:56:39,880
Speaker 1: Shit, and you don't have to change yourself for me.

1092
00:56:41,320 --> 00:56:44,000
Speaker 2: I'm gonna take your skin, cut some of it off,

1093
00:56:44,880 --> 00:56:48,200
Speaker 2: dehydrate it, and then apply adhesive to the back of it,

1094
00:56:48,239 --> 00:56:50,320
Speaker 2: and use your skin as nipple pasties.

1095
00:56:52,400 --> 00:56:55,400
Speaker 1: I love the way you make words.

1096
00:56:55,280 --> 00:56:56,719
Speaker 3: But it's like never that deep.

1097
00:56:56,760 --> 00:56:59,320
Speaker 2: But because of that, and because of my caffeine intake,

1098
00:56:59,520 --> 00:57:02,360
Speaker 2: and now that I'm a Coca Cola drinker, I think

1099
00:57:02,600 --> 00:57:05,240
Speaker 2: I am two steps away from a kidney stone.

1100
00:57:05,480 --> 00:57:11,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, and what that said, Let's have a ship a sip,

1101
00:57:11,520 --> 00:57:11,920
Speaker 1: shall we?

1102
00:57:13,280 --> 00:57:21,560
Speaker 3: By Pretty Poison Miracles by Alex g And so you're

1103
00:57:21,600 --> 00:57:23,640
Speaker 3: just seeing things like more beautifully because.

1104
00:57:23,440 --> 00:57:25,400
Speaker 1: Like you know, like how you have to turn down

1105
00:57:25,440 --> 00:57:29,439
Speaker 1: the radio to like listen to directions. That's what it's

1106
00:57:29,520 --> 00:57:34,080
Speaker 1: like like listening to loud music. It's hard to hear

1107
00:57:34,120 --> 00:57:34,840
Speaker 1: a conversation.

1108
00:57:35,160 --> 00:57:38,000
Speaker 4: Don't look at me right now when you say that.

1109
00:57:37,960 --> 00:57:40,919
Speaker 3: I shattered my second Mason jar of the day.

1110
00:57:43,040 --> 00:57:44,880
Speaker 1: Wait, what is alar I heard it?

1111
00:57:45,040 --> 00:57:45,720
Speaker 4: I have no idea.

1112
00:57:46,200 --> 00:57:46,840
Speaker 1: I actually don't.

1113
00:57:49,920 --> 00:57:51,720
Speaker 3: I hed ate dog food as a kid, and I

1114
00:57:51,760 --> 00:57:54,680
Speaker 3: wish I was brave enough to eat fish food too.

1115
00:57:58,040 --> 00:58:00,400
Speaker 2: Like when I'm at a table with my friends. John

1116
00:58:00,440 --> 00:58:04,560
Speaker 2: Mulaney had a really I think I've literally said exactly this,

1117
00:58:04,720 --> 00:58:06,520
Speaker 2: but I was listening to the podcast. He was if

1118
00:58:06,520 --> 00:58:08,240
Speaker 2: you don't see if I'm gonna smack the fuck out.

1119
00:58:08,080 --> 00:58:10,640
Speaker 1: Of youdrawing all the last trade men in twenty twenty two?

1120
00:58:12,040 --> 00:58:13,960
Speaker 3: Should I do it? Should I do it?

1121
00:58:14,000 --> 00:58:14,160
Speaker 13: Too?

1122
00:58:14,280 --> 00:58:16,280
Speaker 2: Because like, I don't know if a gay person doing it,

1123
00:58:16,280 --> 00:58:44,000
Speaker 2: it's like it's like, oh,