WEBVTT - Invention Playlist II: Toilets, Part 2

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, welcome to Invention. My name is Robert Lamb and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm Joe McCormick, and we're back with part two of

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<v Speaker 1>our discussion of the history of toilet technology. In the

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<v Speaker 1>last episode, you should probably go back if you haven't

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<v Speaker 1>and listened to that episode first before you listen to

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<v Speaker 1>this one. That's where we get all into the history

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<v Speaker 1>of toilets and ancient civilizations, into latrine tech, into the

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<v Speaker 1>Kloaca maximum, the maximum sewer of ancient But today we're

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<v Speaker 1>going to get more into directly into the invention of

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<v Speaker 1>the flush toilet. And I think we got to start

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<v Speaker 1>off today by dispelling a common myth. That myth and

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<v Speaker 1>I've actually I've heard this like repeated in movies and stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>It seems to be a thing people actually do think,

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<v Speaker 1>is that the flush toilet was invented by a Mr.

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<v Speaker 1>Thomas Crapper. Now Crapper does play a role in history

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<v Speaker 1>of the toilet, but he is not its inventor by

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<v Speaker 1>any means whatsoever. This is not even close. And now,

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<v Speaker 1>first of all, we can debate about what it means

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<v Speaker 1>to have a flush toilet. If we're going to be

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<v Speaker 1>discussing the idea of its invention, I'd say by some definitions,

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<v Speaker 1>since waste was like washed away by water, you could

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<v Speaker 1>argue that some people's of like ancient Rome and the

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<v Speaker 1>ancient Indus Valley had flush toilets. But that's not usually

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<v Speaker 1>what we mean when we say a flush toilet. We

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<v Speaker 1>we usually mean a device that automatically removes waste with

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<v Speaker 1>a simple mechanism. It's not like a hole over a

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<v Speaker 1>drain pipe in which you can pour water. It's not

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<v Speaker 1>something that constantly has water running running underneath it. It's

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<v Speaker 1>a machine with a mechanical flushing action that doesn't need

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<v Speaker 1>to be situated over like a flowing ditch or anything

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<v Speaker 1>like that. And so there are a number of technologies

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<v Speaker 1>that really need to be in place for this to

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<v Speaker 1>come together, Like your your plumbing technology has to has

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<v Speaker 1>has to reach the appropriate level of advancement before you

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<v Speaker 1>can attach a toilet as we model and flushing toilet

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<v Speaker 1>to the scenario and to and make it practical. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and this is gonna be a big problem with the

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<v Speaker 1>earliest models of the flush toilet. So to see one

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<v Speaker 1>of the probably uh the first real flush toilet. And

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<v Speaker 1>since we mean but an impractical early model, we need

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<v Speaker 1>to meet a poet. Uh, and I think that it

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<v Speaker 1>is appropriate that the first real flush toilet was created

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<v Speaker 1>by a poet. We mentioned him in the last episode.

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<v Speaker 1>Inter Sir John Harrington. So, Sir John Harrington was an

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<v Speaker 1>English courtier and an author who lived from fifteen sixty

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<v Speaker 1>or fifteen sixty one to sixteen twelve. Is uh in

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<v Speaker 1>his life stories that his father had repeatedly sort of

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<v Speaker 1>married up into royal circles. First his dad married one

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<v Speaker 1>of Henry the eighth illegitimate daughters, and then later his

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<v Speaker 1>father married a woman who served Queen Elizabeth the First

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<v Speaker 1>before she was queen. And this seems to be what

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<v Speaker 1>led to Elizabeth Queen Elizabeth becoming John Harrington's godmother. The

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<v Speaker 1>apparent Lee Little John Harrington was a troublesome godson. He

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<v Speaker 1>was prone to writing on embarrassing and morally impure subjects

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<v Speaker 1>that repeatedly got him in trouble with the crown. He

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<v Speaker 1>wrote insulting stuff about other kind of you know, pompous

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<v Speaker 1>court people. As for his literary works, he was probably

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<v Speaker 1>best known for his translation of the Italian poet Ludovico

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<v Speaker 1>Ariosto's epic Orlando Furioso. Uh and UH we can come

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<v Speaker 1>back and mention that in a minute. But that's like

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<v Speaker 1>that doesn't know Orlando Furioso. It's got like a big

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<v Speaker 1>dragon slaying thing in it. Trying to remember, I know

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<v Speaker 1>I came across it when I was in school. That

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<v Speaker 1>sounds familiar and I feel I feel like I read

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<v Speaker 1>it in school as well, but I don't recall much

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<v Speaker 1>about it. But at any right, this Harrington guys that

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<v Speaker 1>sounds a little bit like he was kind of a brat. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit. Well, I mean, so he he wrote

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<v Speaker 1>these poems and epigrams and who boy, you know you

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<v Speaker 1>can find these online. I don't know, maybe something's lost

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<v Speaker 1>in the mix here, but if this guy can say

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<v Speaker 1>dared himself a poet, first, I really hope his toilets

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<v Speaker 1>were good. Uh So the poems are full of like

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<v Speaker 1>really obvious, grown inducing turns of phrase, and then all

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<v Speaker 1>these kind of caddy burns on other courtiers who he

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<v Speaker 1>gives these like classical influenced nick nicknames like Sextus and

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<v Speaker 1>itis Um. It also seems, it seems to me, at

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<v Speaker 1>least like Harrington was sort of kind of a fan

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<v Speaker 1>of himself, like he he thought he was pretty cool Robert.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you feel like reading a couple of his short

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<v Speaker 1>little poems here? Oh? Sure? Why not? Okay? So this

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<v Speaker 1>is uh, this is one he wrote called U a

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<v Speaker 1>comparison of a book with cheese. Old Haywood writes and

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<v Speaker 1>proves in some degrees that one may well compare a

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<v Speaker 1>book with cheese. Every market some by cheese to feed

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<v Speaker 1>on at every marked. Some men buy books to read

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<v Speaker 1>on all sorts seat cheese. But how there is the

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<v Speaker 1>question the poor for food, the rich for good digestion.

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<v Speaker 1>All sorts read books. But why will you discern the

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<v Speaker 1>fool to laugh, the wiser sort to learn the site

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<v Speaker 1>taste scent of cheese two some is hateful, the site

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<v Speaker 1>taste sense of books two sums ungrateful. No cheese there

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<v Speaker 1>was that ever pleased all feeders. No book there is

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<v Speaker 1>that ever liked all readers. Yeah, I already hate this guy.

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<v Speaker 1>You're about to like even better. Here. This one's just

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<v Speaker 1>a short four line epigram. Here it's called against writers

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<v Speaker 1>that carpet other men's books. This sounds like there's a

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<v Speaker 1>little venom. And yeah, um, the readers and the hearers

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<v Speaker 1>like my books, but yet some writers cannot them digest

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<v Speaker 1>but what care I for? When I make a feast,

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<v Speaker 1>I would my guests should praise it, not the cooks. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so it's an A B, B A rhyme scheme there.

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<v Speaker 1>But I think he's saying like, hey, I don't write

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<v Speaker 1>for the critics, I write for the fans. Man. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know. I mean, maybe this is all just like

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<v Speaker 1>if we think of the like the literary uh scene

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<v Speaker 1>at the time as being like kind of you know,

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<v Speaker 1>kind of like a like a few driven hip hop culture,

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<v Speaker 1>than you know, that's probably the place for all of this. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>there's some of that. I mean, I get the feeling

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<v Speaker 1>that he was sort of he was sort of like

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<v Speaker 1>a you know, a man about the court. He was

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<v Speaker 1>like within the scene. Um, he was he had all

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<v Speaker 1>these relationships. His poems are very like gossipy, and they're

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<v Speaker 1>full of all these burns and stuff. You get the

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<v Speaker 1>sense they were sort of written written not for a

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<v Speaker 1>wide audience, but for a select audience who would get

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<v Speaker 1>the you know who he is anonymously sending his burns at.

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<v Speaker 1>I also noticed how a lot of his work is

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<v Speaker 1>about how his poetry is good, how his critics are dumb,

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<v Speaker 1>and about food and comparing things to food is kind

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<v Speaker 1>of kind of weird, Alice. I was really thrown back

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<v Speaker 1>by the idea that the poor eat cheese for food,

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<v Speaker 1>but the rich only eat cheese for digestion. That's just

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<v Speaker 1>I'm I'm missing something there. Yeah, it's like the rich

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<v Speaker 1>don't need food. What it seems like it reveals some

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<v Speaker 1>kind of attitude I can't quite put my finger on. Plus,

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<v Speaker 1>eating nothing but cheese sounds exactly like the kind of

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<v Speaker 1>thing that some you know, upper class royal would do

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<v Speaker 1>and then be you know, gouty for it. Didn't Henry

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<v Speaker 1>the Eighth die of a surfeit of cheese. But so anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>So John Harrington, little little godson of Queen Elizabeth the first,

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<v Speaker 1>John Harrington, he's busy at court. He's trying not to

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<v Speaker 1>get caught up in political rat traps. And there's a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of those going on right now, you know, they're

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<v Speaker 1>they're all these plots and stuff. Uh. He gets in

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<v Speaker 1>trouble anyway, he writes some terrible poetry, at least in

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<v Speaker 1>my opinion. I should point out that around the same time,

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<v Speaker 1>this is around the same time that Shakespeare is writing

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<v Speaker 1>his plays, and Christopher Marlowe and At one point, Harrington

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<v Speaker 1>addresses some of his little barbs and epigrams to somebody

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<v Speaker 1>named Faustus. I have to wonder if Christopher Marlowe is

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<v Speaker 1>the target solid Burn referring to to him as the

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<v Speaker 1>as this great work that he would forever be remembered for. Right,

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<v Speaker 1>and yet we don't. We didn't even name the toilet

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<v Speaker 1>after Harrington's. So I decree all the toilets in the

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<v Speaker 1>land will be named Harrington's. Alright, So how does he

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<v Speaker 1>get around to inventing the toy? It sounds like he

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<v Speaker 1>has a pretty full plate with all of this, Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>these promos that he's cutting on other literary figures, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>he's getting in. So he he gets in and out

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<v Speaker 1>of trouble. Like apparently one of the I mentioned earlier,

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<v Speaker 1>the thing he's most famous for historically is this translation

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<v Speaker 1>of Orlando Furios. So apparently the way the story goes

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<v Speaker 1>is that he had translated one particularly racy passage and

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<v Speaker 1>he was sharing it around with ladies of the court,

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<v Speaker 1>and Queen Elizabeth was not amused, and as punishment for

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<v Speaker 1>his body behavior and his corruption of good ladies, she

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<v Speaker 1>told him he would be banished from the court and

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<v Speaker 1>that he shouldn't bother returning unless he had finished translating

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<v Speaker 1>the entire epic poem. So he did, he finished the translation,

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<v Speaker 1>and he came back, only to get banished again some

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<v Speaker 1>years later for insults and toilet humor. So sometime in

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<v Speaker 1>this whole mix, it was in like the fifteen nineties,

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<v Speaker 1>it seems, I think maybe around fIF so he actually

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<v Speaker 1>invented the flush toilet. He put together the plan for one,

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<v Speaker 1>and he installed one in his home, and then later

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<v Speaker 1>he actually installed one for Queen Elizabeth herself at her

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<v Speaker 1>home at Richmond Palace in what was then Surrey. And

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<v Speaker 1>we have some details on this because in fift Harrington

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<v Speaker 1>publishes his notes on the invention of the flush toilet

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<v Speaker 1>in a very strange book length text called a new

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<v Speaker 1>Discourse on a stale subject called the Metamorphosis of Ajax.

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<v Speaker 1>So this book is part description of an invention and

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<v Speaker 1>part like satire, and then part meditation on excrement and

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<v Speaker 1>related subjects, uh and a lot of Like it seems

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<v Speaker 1>like a big part of it is just like a

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<v Speaker 1>defense of him publishing the book that you're currently read ing.

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<v Speaker 1>I was trying to understand, like what the real vibe

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<v Speaker 1>of this work is and it just seems extremely odd.

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<v Speaker 1>The title is kind of interesting. What's the deal with

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<v Speaker 1>the metamorphosis of Ajax? Harrington apparently referred to the flush

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<v Speaker 1>toilet he had he had invented as Ajax is in

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<v Speaker 1>like a j a X the character in the Iliad

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<v Speaker 1>right now, the great Greek warrior. Uh. And so apparently

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<v Speaker 1>this is a pun on the word Jake's, which was

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<v Speaker 1>already at the time a slang word for a toilet.

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<v Speaker 1>Obviously wouldn't be a flush toilet, but for like, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>normal types of like pit toilets and stuff. It would

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<v Speaker 1>be like going to the Jake's or you know, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna go sit on the Jake's. It's kind of like

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<v Speaker 1>I need to use the john all right, So now

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<v Speaker 1>we have the clever nature of the titles revealed, but

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<v Speaker 1>it's still weird. It's still makes me wonder what stages

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<v Speaker 1>syphilis was was that at the time. Well, maybe we

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<v Speaker 1>should take a quick break and then when we come back,

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<v Speaker 1>we will discuss, uh, we'll discuss the details of Harrington's

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<v Speaker 1>invention this this flush toilet model. Alright, we're back. So

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<v Speaker 1>we have a brady, privileged court poet who has managed

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<v Speaker 1>to invent, well ahead of its time, a flushing toilet. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and and wrote a book about it. He calls it

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<v Speaker 1>a jax. I do like that name. I mean, even

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<v Speaker 1>though it's kind of a grown inducing pun. A lot

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<v Speaker 1>of what he seems to be doing is like grown

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<v Speaker 1>inducing humor. Nevertheless, I like the idea of the toilet

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<v Speaker 1>being a jax. It's this a keyan hero. Uh so

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<v Speaker 1>he's he's working on his water closet device. We should

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<v Speaker 1>say that the water closet device that he made, the ajax,

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<v Speaker 1>it no longer exists. There aren't any like models you

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<v Speaker 1>can find. I like to imagine it was dismantled and

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<v Speaker 1>its parts used to make gifts for the French royal family.

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<v Speaker 1>There there aren't any today, but there are like replicas

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<v Speaker 1>based on the description. And if you see one of these.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like a huge two level wooden box that looks

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<v Speaker 1>sort of like an upper piano, and the box hides

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<v Speaker 1>its inner workings inside these wood panels. Basically has two

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<v Speaker 1>major parts. It's got a bowl that you do your

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<v Speaker 1>stuff in, you know, you poop in the bowl, and

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<v Speaker 1>then it's got a hole in the bottom of the

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<v Speaker 1>bowl leading to a drainage pipe and the strainage pipe

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<v Speaker 1>could go wherever. At the time, of course, there was

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<v Speaker 1>not like a organized plumbing and sewage system, so it

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<v Speaker 1>would probably be going into like a pit, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>like a cess pit. And then above that you've got

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<v Speaker 1>a cistern that stores water, just like on the back

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<v Speaker 1>of not exactly, but much like on the back of

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<v Speaker 1>like a modern western toilet, you've got a cistern where

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<v Speaker 1>the flushing water is stored. The bowl itself was waterproofed

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<v Speaker 1>with pitch and wax and resin, and so when you

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<v Speaker 1>want to use the toilet, what you do is you

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<v Speaker 1>lift a handle to release the stopper on the cistern above.

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<v Speaker 1>So the cistern's got water on it, You release the

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<v Speaker 1>stopper and this floods the bowl with water from the cistern.

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<v Speaker 1>And then when you're done with your business, you lift

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<v Speaker 1>a second handle and that this releases a stopper at

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<v Speaker 1>the bottom of the bowl which allows its contents to

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<v Speaker 1>flow out into the drain pipe. And we should again

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<v Speaker 1>emphasize we talked about this in the last episode that

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<v Speaker 1>while we're focusing on the toilet itself today, like the

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<v Speaker 1>sewer system that supports the toilet is the probably even

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<v Speaker 1>more important invention for public sanitation because that you know

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<v Speaker 1>that's necessary, like a flush toilet that simply drains to

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<v Speaker 1>the outdoors or something like that. It leads to some

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<v Speaker 1>of the same problems as other non flushing methods, like

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<v Speaker 1>just throwing a chamber pot out the window. At the

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<v Speaker 1>time of Harrington's invention, there was obviously not a modern

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<v Speaker 1>sewer system in England, so this may have been an

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<v Speaker 1>improvement of personal convenience, like within your home, but it

0:13:38.760 --> 0:13:42.440
<v Speaker 1>wasn't making the public sanitation issue any better. But as

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<v Speaker 1>popular as like indoor flush toilets are today, you might guess, okay,

0:13:47.000 --> 0:13:50.200
<v Speaker 1>so this was immediately an overnight sensation, right everybody wanted

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<v Speaker 1>these things, And that's simply not the case. No, not

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<v Speaker 1>at all. So we we only have evidence that Harrington

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<v Speaker 1>ever built two of them. He built the one for

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<v Speaker 1>himself and the other one for Queen Elizabeth, and this

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<v Speaker 1>is probably for well. So there are some serious problems

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<v Speaker 1>with its design. Right. First, each flush required a ton

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<v Speaker 1>of water, like it required about seven and a half

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<v Speaker 1>gallons or twenty eight liters of water every single flush,

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<v Speaker 1>and you'd have to find some way because they didn't

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<v Speaker 1>have indoor plumbing at the time. You know, you'd have

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<v Speaker 1>to find some way to constantly refill the cistern with

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<v Speaker 1>water if you wanted to keep flushing, maybe manually with

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<v Speaker 1>buckets or something, I don't know. And then so, of

0:14:28.200 --> 0:14:31.640
<v Speaker 1>course that's troublesome work. And then a workaround, of course

0:14:31.720 --> 0:14:34.920
<v Speaker 1>that Harrington suggested is that, you know, maybe people could

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<v Speaker 1>just keep using the toilet without flushing it until it

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<v Speaker 1>was so piled up that it was absolutely necessary. Kind

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<v Speaker 1>of if it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown,

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<v Speaker 1>flush it down. Yeah, yeah, yeah, except he suggested, you know,

0:14:47.920 --> 0:14:50.000
<v Speaker 1>maybe you might want to let like twenty people poop

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<v Speaker 1>in it before you flush, because because you know, it's

0:14:53.720 --> 0:14:56.200
<v Speaker 1>just so yeah, there's a lot of water. You gotta

0:14:56.320 --> 0:14:59.720
<v Speaker 1>carry that water up to the thing. Um. This obviously

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<v Speaker 1>just wasn't the most beautiful option. I'm sure Queen Elizabeth

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<v Speaker 1>was not a huge fan of just letting the poop

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<v Speaker 1>pile up in there, so it was It was also

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<v Speaker 1>obviously expensive to have one of these things. And if

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<v Speaker 1>you consider it, even though there was a mechanical stopper

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<v Speaker 1>for the bowl drain, it probably would have smelled bad,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, because like, uh, you just get like stuff

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<v Speaker 1>stuck in there and you have smells coming through. It

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<v Speaker 1>just doesn't doesn't seem all that great of a design.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm reminded a lot of the jet pack in a way,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, because today we have jet packs. We've had

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<v Speaker 1>jet packs for for decades. But can everybody have a

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<v Speaker 1>jet pack? Should everyone have a jet pack? Is the

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<v Speaker 1>world properly? Um? Is the world ready for everyone to

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<v Speaker 1>have a jet pack? It's not. And in the same sense, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>flush toilets existed. Here is the example. And yet you

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<v Speaker 1>know clearly this was not scalable, like this was something

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<v Speaker 1>that it was was more of a curiosity than anything. Yeah, exactly,

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<v Speaker 1>Uh it was. It was an extravagant novel curiosity for

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<v Speaker 1>the extremely wealthy. And it wasn't until actually until a

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<v Speaker 1>couple of hundred years afterwards that really anybody else started

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<v Speaker 1>trying to build and use flush toilets. Basically, almost nobody

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<v Speaker 1>else use flush toilets until like the seventeen seventies. So

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<v Speaker 1>let's go to the seventeen seventies then, So around seventeen

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<v Speaker 1>seventy five, a watchmaker named Alexander Cumming or Alexander Cummings

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<v Speaker 1>uh files a patent for a flush toilet, and his

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<v Speaker 1>design introduces a crucial improvement, and I think this is

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<v Speaker 1>a pretty clever one. It introduces the S trap, and

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<v Speaker 1>this is an ingenious solution for preventing the toilet from

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<v Speaker 1>becoming a gate becoming a gateway for the demons of

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<v Speaker 1>odor hell to climb up into your home. Because if

0:16:46.640 --> 0:16:50.200
<v Speaker 1>you've got like a pipe connecting your toilet that's inside

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<v Speaker 1>your house to the pit where all of the poop goes,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, you can imagine that there are going to

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<v Speaker 1>be some smells coming up through it, so you would

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<v Speaker 1>want to find a way to seal it off. In

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<v Speaker 1>Harrington's water closet, the toilet bowl was sealed with this

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<v Speaker 1>mechanical stopper plugging a hole in the bottom of the bowl,

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<v Speaker 1>and after the bowl was flooded with water from the

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<v Speaker 1>cistern above, you could operate a lever to unplug the

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<v Speaker 1>stopper and release the contents into the pipe below. With

0:17:15.600 --> 0:17:19.080
<v Speaker 1>the S trap is different there, the seal between the

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<v Speaker 1>bowl and the sewer pipe is not just a mechanical stopper.

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<v Speaker 1>The Cummings model did have a mechanical stopper. It was

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<v Speaker 1>like a slide valve, but it's also a seal made

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<v Speaker 1>of the water itself. So the way it works is

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<v Speaker 1>like this, the drainage pipe where things leave the toilet.

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<v Speaker 1>It has a sideways S shaped bend in it. So

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<v Speaker 1>take a capital S, flip it on its side. I

0:17:39.680 --> 0:17:42.560
<v Speaker 1>guess it could be a lowercase S too, huh. You

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<v Speaker 1>flip it on its side, and then, um, it's always

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<v Speaker 1>going to be filled with water in the lower part

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<v Speaker 1>of the bend, right, So the reservoir of sitting water

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<v Speaker 1>there and the bottom of the sideways S shaped forms

0:17:54.320 --> 0:17:58.600
<v Speaker 1>this perfect natural seal that prevents sewer gas from escaping

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<v Speaker 1>up the pipes into your home. And so s traps

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<v Speaker 1>like this are still used today in in modern drains

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<v Speaker 1>and drains for sinks and toilets. And so here's some

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<v Speaker 1>toilet news you can use. If you have ever noticed

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<v Speaker 1>that there's like an unused drain in your home that

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<v Speaker 1>smells bad, it's likely because the trap, like the water

0:18:17.760 --> 0:18:21.080
<v Speaker 1>in the trap has evaporated and it's no longer forming

0:18:21.080 --> 0:18:24.159
<v Speaker 1>a seal against the sewer gases below. So the easy

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<v Speaker 1>fixes to just run some fresh water down the drain

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<v Speaker 1>to flood the trap again. So I like that S trap.

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<v Speaker 1>It's very, very brilliant, elegant solution to a problem. And

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<v Speaker 1>yet at the same time, the Ajax is still undergoing

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<v Speaker 1>its metamorphosis. Yes, it is not finished yet. The Ajax

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<v Speaker 1>is still a kind of clunky, unwieldy figure, kind of

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<v Speaker 1>like the Ajax. And well, I guess I'm trying to remember.

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<v Speaker 1>I think of Ajax is kind of like big and

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<v Speaker 1>buff and clunky. He was kind of graceful too, I guess,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I'm not really remembering what a Jax, what

0:18:53.720 --> 0:18:56.960
<v Speaker 1>his main contribution was. Well, he's like a great warrior.

0:18:57.040 --> 0:19:00.280
<v Speaker 1>He's one of these are right of course, but he uh.

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<v Speaker 1>At the end, he gets into the argument with Odysseus

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<v Speaker 1>about the armor and then he I think he loses

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<v Speaker 1>the bait. And then he falls on his sword because

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<v Speaker 1>he does the I think Athena drives him mad or something.

0:19:11.160 --> 0:19:14.360
<v Speaker 1>I don't know, and a tensions were runn pretty high, ivolved.

0:19:14.359 --> 0:19:16.399
<v Speaker 1>I gotta go back and read the Iliot again, I guess.

0:19:17.000 --> 0:19:19.960
<v Speaker 1>But anyway, so talking about the Ajax machine, so there

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<v Speaker 1>were some even even though you've got the S trap,

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<v Speaker 1>there were some kinks incomings design that were worked out

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<v Speaker 1>in later models by other inventors. Like, one problem was

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<v Speaker 1>apparently that it had a sliding valve. So you imagine

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<v Speaker 1>it's got a valve at the bottom of the toilet bowl.

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<v Speaker 1>Um that you know, it's different than most of the

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<v Speaker 1>toilets we see today because it actually had like a

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<v Speaker 1>lid that would close on the bottom, and this was

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<v Speaker 1>like a sliding thing. And this was a problem because

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<v Speaker 1>of course it could get gross and gunky, Like one

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<v Speaker 1>of the most beautiful aspects of the modern toilet is

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<v Speaker 1>that there are no moving parts coming into contact with

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<v Speaker 1>fecal matter. You're using it correctly, exactly. Yes, yes, that's

0:19:57.800 --> 0:20:00.240
<v Speaker 1>that's a very good point. So it could get roast

0:20:00.240 --> 0:20:03.720
<v Speaker 1>and gunky, and it could freeze and that's not good. Um.

0:20:03.840 --> 0:20:06.320
<v Speaker 1>So this was later improved by being replaced with a

0:20:06.400 --> 0:20:10.440
<v Speaker 1>downward opening flap valve, and the patent for this innovation

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<v Speaker 1>went to a water closet installer, an inventor named Joseph Brahma,

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<v Speaker 1>though I think there might be some disagreement about whether

0:20:16.760 --> 0:20:20.840
<v Speaker 1>Brahma himself actually invented this, you know, flap modification, but

0:20:20.920 --> 0:20:23.480
<v Speaker 1>he held the patent for it. And then this model,

0:20:23.520 --> 0:20:26.960
<v Speaker 1>the Brahma model, became popular and basically remained popular for

0:20:27.000 --> 0:20:30.479
<v Speaker 1>those who could afford it until the mid twentieth century. Uh,

0:20:30.520 --> 0:20:33.119
<v Speaker 1>and it's it's spread around like that. This did become

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<v Speaker 1>like a kind of a sensation. Yeah, this was the

0:20:36.280 --> 0:20:39.840
<v Speaker 1>version of the technology. They really spread and became became

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<v Speaker 1>a truly popular way to poop. But as is often

0:20:44.119 --> 0:20:46.280
<v Speaker 1>the case, I mean, part of the problem with the

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<v Speaker 1>history of sanitation development and and like indit access to

0:20:50.680 --> 0:20:53.919
<v Speaker 1>toilet facilities had to do with money, right, It was

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<v Speaker 1>like people who could afford to install these kinds of

0:20:56.760 --> 0:20:59.080
<v Speaker 1>toilet facilities, they would have them, but a lot of

0:20:59.080 --> 0:21:02.679
<v Speaker 1>people couldn't afford that. Yeah, Like it often reminds me

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<v Speaker 1>of the fancy garbage can scenario, you know, like, how

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<v Speaker 1>how much are you willing to pay for the thing

0:21:09.320 --> 0:21:11.920
<v Speaker 1>in which you are going to put trash right when

0:21:11.960 --> 0:21:14.679
<v Speaker 1>a simpler model will will do the job, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>So Yeah, for many people that the idea of a

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<v Speaker 1>flushing toilet was just ludicrous for for a number of reasons,

0:21:20.960 --> 0:21:23.440
<v Speaker 1>most of which were financial. But I think one of

0:21:23.480 --> 0:21:26.840
<v Speaker 1>the big things that helped push toilet technology along was

0:21:26.920 --> 0:21:31.200
<v Speaker 1>the development of sewer infrastructure to support it. That made

0:21:31.240 --> 0:21:34.480
<v Speaker 1>it that made it not just a thing that's nice

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<v Speaker 1>to have, not just a more aesthetically pleasing way to

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<v Speaker 1>have a home, but also a major part of public

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<v Speaker 1>health and so like in the mid nineteenth century in London,

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<v Speaker 1>for example, it's a good example of London is getting

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<v Speaker 1>very crowded. You've got the Industrial Revolution. Crowded London was

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<v Speaker 1>becoming just unbearable, and in many ways because of its

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<v Speaker 1>sewage and sanitation system. So you've got a crowded city.

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<v Speaker 1>Lots of people are using chamber pots and just emptying

0:21:59.680 --> 0:22:03.000
<v Speaker 1>them in the streets or where there are other generally

0:22:03.160 --> 0:22:07.240
<v Speaker 1>uncontained ways of disposing of human waste, for example, water

0:22:07.280 --> 0:22:11.159
<v Speaker 1>closets like the Brahma toilets, not connected to a dedicated

0:22:11.160 --> 0:22:14.199
<v Speaker 1>sewage system for waste. In these methods, you just have

0:22:14.280 --> 0:22:18.320
<v Speaker 1>sewage draining off into simple sewers that were originally designed

0:22:18.359 --> 0:22:22.920
<v Speaker 1>to just accept and channel rainwater um and of course

0:22:23.000 --> 0:22:26.359
<v Speaker 1>then these sewers would later become sources of drinking water

0:22:26.440 --> 0:22:29.120
<v Speaker 1>for other people, or the sewage would just end up

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<v Speaker 1>in the River Thames and other water sources. So in

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<v Speaker 1>this period the city and the river just stank. Supposedly,

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<v Speaker 1>it was awful. Like in the e in eighteen fifty Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>The English magazine Punch published the cartoon I've got here

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<v Speaker 1>of what was supposed to be like a close up

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<v Speaker 1>illustration of what a drop of water from the Thames

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<v Speaker 1>must look like. Basically, it's full of like it's got

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<v Speaker 1>skeletal murder clowns, and it's got this snapping turtle with

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<v Speaker 1>big hug arms, and it's got a hieronymous bosh type

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<v Speaker 1>birdman from Alabolga. It's just like crazy. I wish political

0:23:03.359 --> 0:23:06.440
<v Speaker 1>cartoons were still this creative instead of just being like

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<v Speaker 1>some caricature of you know, like an ugly guy that

0:23:10.080 --> 0:23:13.560
<v Speaker 1>has like taxes written on it. But anyway, the point

0:23:13.560 --> 0:23:16.399
<v Speaker 1>it's making is that, hey, we've got a problem. You know,

0:23:16.480 --> 0:23:18.760
<v Speaker 1>the river that runs through the middle of our city

0:23:18.840 --> 0:23:22.480
<v Speaker 1>is becoming absolutely filthy. And uh. Of course, during the

0:23:22.480 --> 0:23:24.720
<v Speaker 1>first half of the eighteen hundreds there were we've talked

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<v Speaker 1>about on Stuff to Blow your Mind before, frequent collar

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<v Speaker 1>out breaks, I mean all over the place and whenever

0:23:29.600 --> 0:23:32.960
<v Speaker 1>there's like crowded human civilization. But they were frequently going

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<v Speaker 1>on in London. We did the we did an episode

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<v Speaker 1>about uh, the this epidemiological history and UH an episode

0:23:40.200 --> 0:23:42.399
<v Speaker 1>of Stuff to blow your mind on miasthma theory that

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<v Speaker 1>you can go and check out. But the short story

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<v Speaker 1>there is that a surgeon named John Snow in mid

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<v Speaker 1>nineteenth century London eventually showed that the cause of these

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<v Speaker 1>collar outbreaks was the consumption of unclean water which was

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<v Speaker 1>tainted by mixing with sewage. And in the summer of

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<v Speaker 1>eighteen fifty eight, all this septic horror culminated in this

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<v Speaker 1>event that is known in history as the Great Stink

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<v Speaker 1>or the Great Stink of London, when the foul odor

0:24:07.600 --> 0:24:10.000
<v Speaker 1>of the Thames in the city was just overwhelming. A

0:24:10.040 --> 0:24:12.520
<v Speaker 1>commonly cited story about this period is that members of

0:24:12.560 --> 0:24:15.679
<v Speaker 1>Parliament were so like panicked to get rid of the

0:24:15.680 --> 0:24:18.800
<v Speaker 1>stink they doused the curtains of their chamber and chloride

0:24:18.800 --> 0:24:22.240
<v Speaker 1>of lime to try to counteract the smell. It's also like,

0:24:22.760 --> 0:24:26.200
<v Speaker 1>you know, just huff some chlorine and see if that

0:24:27.160 --> 0:24:30.280
<v Speaker 1>wards it away. But pretty soon after this, Parliament authorized

0:24:30.320 --> 0:24:33.440
<v Speaker 1>the construction of a new sewer system, and uh, and

0:24:33.480 --> 0:24:36.800
<v Speaker 1>of course you know that it's like classic politician issues, right,

0:24:36.880 --> 0:24:40.200
<v Speaker 1>like there's a major public problem and then nothing gets

0:24:40.200 --> 0:24:44.000
<v Speaker 1>done about it until it like personally affects them, until

0:24:44.080 --> 0:24:48.680
<v Speaker 1>you're actually dousing your drapes with chlorine. But of course

0:24:48.800 --> 0:24:51.680
<v Speaker 1>the installation of the sewer system was was a great

0:24:51.720 --> 0:24:54.200
<v Speaker 1>thing for England. During the eighteen sixties and seventies, there

0:24:54.240 --> 0:24:57.320
<v Speaker 1>was this engineer named Sir Joseph basil get Uh. He

0:24:57.359 --> 0:25:00.560
<v Speaker 1>had plans for a contained sewer and drainage system and

0:25:01.040 --> 0:25:04.119
<v Speaker 1>during the sixties and seventies these were built. And so

0:25:04.160 --> 0:25:06.119
<v Speaker 1>the main benefit of the sewer system was that it

0:25:06.160 --> 0:25:09.960
<v Speaker 1>would keep sewage separate from the water supply, and this

0:25:10.080 --> 0:25:12.760
<v Speaker 1>of course was this huge revolution in public health. Like

0:25:13.200 --> 0:25:16.200
<v Speaker 1>they they found afterwards that of course well drained areas

0:25:16.240 --> 0:25:19.840
<v Speaker 1>that had this sewer system functioning uh and safely removing

0:25:19.840 --> 0:25:22.760
<v Speaker 1>sewage were kept free from cholera epidemics that broke out

0:25:22.800 --> 0:25:25.960
<v Speaker 1>in other areas in the following years. And I think

0:25:26.000 --> 0:25:28.120
<v Speaker 1>this brings us to a major issue from this era

0:25:28.240 --> 0:25:31.400
<v Speaker 1>that we need to consider about um, about the toilet

0:25:31.440 --> 0:25:34.919
<v Speaker 1>and about sewer systems. While the flush toilet in the

0:25:34.960 --> 0:25:38.320
<v Speaker 1>form of the nineteenth century water closet the ajax was

0:25:38.359 --> 0:25:41.359
<v Speaker 1>a great invention in a way, it did not make

0:25:41.480 --> 0:25:43.879
<v Speaker 1>things better on its own, or at least not in

0:25:43.920 --> 0:25:47.320
<v Speaker 1>a public way, because simply flushing your untreated waste out

0:25:47.359 --> 0:25:51.359
<v Speaker 1>into channels mingled with downstream drinking water actually makes things

0:25:51.560 --> 0:25:54.760
<v Speaker 1>like worse than simply pooping in a pit latrine. In

0:25:54.920 --> 0:25:57.919
<v Speaker 1>order to improve public health and save lives, the flush

0:25:57.960 --> 0:26:00.399
<v Speaker 1>toilet couldn't exist on its own. It had to be

0:26:00.480 --> 0:26:03.399
<v Speaker 1>paired with a safe, dedicated sewage system to deal with

0:26:03.440 --> 0:26:07.800
<v Speaker 1>waste properly. It's only because of public infrastructure that the

0:26:07.800 --> 0:26:11.320
<v Speaker 1>toilet could become all it could be. Absolutely it reminds

0:26:11.359 --> 0:26:14.720
<v Speaker 1>me of our recent discussion of wheels. You know, the

0:26:14.760 --> 0:26:17.800
<v Speaker 1>wheel is great, the wheel card is great, but you've

0:26:17.800 --> 0:26:19.480
<v Speaker 1>got to have roads. You've got to have some sort

0:26:19.480 --> 0:26:23.760
<v Speaker 1>of system, uh that that allows you to maximize this technology.

0:26:23.840 --> 0:26:25.879
<v Speaker 1>This is a really common theme that's coming up in

0:26:26.040 --> 0:26:30.240
<v Speaker 1>invention history is that people often have this idea of like,

0:26:30.400 --> 0:26:35.240
<v Speaker 1>you know, technological revolutions happening because a lone inventor had

0:26:35.320 --> 0:26:39.399
<v Speaker 1>a brilliant idea and that one idea changed everything. That

0:26:39.480 --> 0:26:42.160
<v Speaker 1>seems like it's it's so rarely that that's the case.

0:26:42.240 --> 0:26:46.400
<v Speaker 1>I mean, major technological revolutions tend very often to depend

0:26:46.520 --> 0:26:51.600
<v Speaker 1>on large investments in public infrastructure to support the new technology.

0:26:51.720 --> 0:26:54.200
<v Speaker 1>That's an excellent point. And on that note, we're gonna

0:26:54.200 --> 0:26:56.640
<v Speaker 1>take one more break, and when we come back, we're

0:26:56.640 --> 0:26:59.280
<v Speaker 1>going to talk about Thomas Crapper, and we're going to

0:26:59.359 --> 0:27:08.240
<v Speaker 1>talk about the I can see of the flush toilet. Okay,

0:27:08.240 --> 0:27:10.479
<v Speaker 1>we're back, so it's time to talk about Thomas Crapper.

0:27:10.680 --> 0:27:13.160
<v Speaker 1>We know now he did not invent the flush toilet?

0:27:13.200 --> 0:27:15.960
<v Speaker 1>But what was the role of Mr Thomas Crapper? And

0:27:16.359 --> 0:27:18.879
<v Speaker 1>I noticed I was doing this when I was like

0:27:18.960 --> 0:27:21.359
<v Speaker 1>making notes for this episode. I don't know why my

0:27:21.400 --> 0:27:24.360
<v Speaker 1>brain keeps doing this, But I don't usually call random

0:27:24.400 --> 0:27:28.760
<v Speaker 1>historical dudes MR when I type their names. But I

0:27:28.840 --> 0:27:31.720
<v Speaker 1>wonder if like talking about toilets and makes me naturally

0:27:31.800 --> 0:27:36.480
<v Speaker 1>tend towards sort of pointless formality, maybe an interesting psychological

0:27:36.520 --> 0:27:38.439
<v Speaker 1>thing to return. Maybe you just feel weird referring to

0:27:38.480 --> 0:27:40.239
<v Speaker 1>him as Crapper, and you feel like you need to

0:27:40.320 --> 0:27:42.760
<v Speaker 1>designate that you're talking about a person and you're not

0:27:43.119 --> 0:27:46.280
<v Speaker 1>using a crude term for a toilet. I'm distinguishing him

0:27:46.320 --> 0:27:50.640
<v Speaker 1>from Dr Thomas Crapper. All right, Well, Thomas Crapper enters

0:27:50.680 --> 0:27:53.879
<v Speaker 1>the picture in the eighteen sixties, and basically what he

0:27:53.920 --> 0:27:58.080
<v Speaker 1>does is he redesigns and supplies high end plumbed in products.

0:27:58.280 --> 0:28:01.200
<v Speaker 1>So we're talking the likes of the cast iron bath

0:28:01.280 --> 0:28:06.400
<v Speaker 1>shower combo, elaborate shower screens, cast iron pedestal wash binds. Uh.

0:28:06.440 --> 0:28:08.840
<v Speaker 1>You know, he installed some extra mirrors, hot and cold

0:28:08.880 --> 0:28:12.600
<v Speaker 1>mixture taps. He improved the s Ben plumbing trap uh

0:28:12.680 --> 0:28:15.040
<v Speaker 1>that we talked about in the eighteen eighties and invented

0:28:15.080 --> 0:28:19.080
<v Speaker 1>the U Ben plumbing trap. Uh. And then but you

0:28:19.080 --> 0:28:20.560
<v Speaker 1>know this is all part of all It's not just

0:28:20.640 --> 0:28:23.720
<v Speaker 1>one plumber going around doing all this. He founded Thomas

0:28:23.800 --> 0:28:27.840
<v Speaker 1>Crapper and Company in London, a sanitary equipment company, and

0:28:27.880 --> 0:28:32.320
<v Speaker 1>he held nine patents, three for water closet designs such

0:28:32.359 --> 0:28:36.000
<v Speaker 1>as the floating ballcock inside the toilet tank. But he

0:28:36.040 --> 0:28:39.920
<v Speaker 1>didn't actually patent a toilet. So we have to double

0:28:39.920 --> 0:28:41.800
<v Speaker 1>down on what we said earlier. Not only did he

0:28:41.840 --> 0:28:44.920
<v Speaker 1>not invent the toilet, he didn't even reinvent the toilet,

0:28:45.640 --> 0:28:50.400
<v Speaker 1>but he did improve upon some of the the details

0:28:50.400 --> 0:28:52.719
<v Speaker 1>of the design. Yeah, his major role seems to be

0:28:52.720 --> 0:28:55.720
<v Speaker 1>more case of like owning a business and practicing good

0:28:55.760 --> 0:28:59.480
<v Speaker 1>branding of actual invention. Uh. You know everywhere around the

0:28:59.480 --> 0:29:03.920
<v Speaker 1>world will associate my name with toilets, and appairly this

0:29:03.960 --> 0:29:06.480
<v Speaker 1>happened because like you know, you'd go and look inside

0:29:06.520 --> 0:29:09.080
<v Speaker 1>toilets and in Great Britain and they just say crapper

0:29:09.120 --> 0:29:11.960
<v Speaker 1>in them, And this helped to lead to the two

0:29:11.960 --> 0:29:15.240
<v Speaker 1>people calling the toilet a crapper in a vulgar way.

0:29:15.480 --> 0:29:19.920
<v Speaker 1>Though you're probably now wondering, Thomas Crapper is his name

0:29:20.160 --> 0:29:23.520
<v Speaker 1>and association with the toilet the origin of the term

0:29:23.600 --> 0:29:26.720
<v Speaker 1>crap meaning human excrement. Before I looked this up, I

0:29:27.280 --> 0:29:30.000
<v Speaker 1>was thinking, well, maybe it is. Maybe the term comes

0:29:30.080 --> 0:29:32.800
<v Speaker 1>from his name and his association with the toilet, because

0:29:32.800 --> 0:29:36.800
<v Speaker 1>it would seem a huge coincidence, right that this, this

0:29:36.840 --> 0:29:39.800
<v Speaker 1>guy who made his his his money off of the

0:29:39.800 --> 0:29:42.640
<v Speaker 1>toilet would be named crapper. Actually, it just is a

0:29:42.720 --> 0:29:46.600
<v Speaker 1>huge coincidence his The word crap does not come from

0:29:46.680 --> 0:29:49.640
<v Speaker 1>his name. So the word crap comes in English. It

0:29:49.680 --> 0:29:54.120
<v Speaker 1>comes from originally the Old French crap or crape, from

0:29:54.200 --> 0:29:59.680
<v Speaker 1>the Middle Latin crappa words meaning something like siftings or chaff.

0:30:00.040 --> 0:30:02.640
<v Speaker 1>So the original use of the word crap in English

0:30:02.640 --> 0:30:07.160
<v Speaker 1>refers to things dropped or cast away or discarded. So

0:30:07.240 --> 0:30:09.719
<v Speaker 1>you can see why this might come to mean excrement, right,

0:30:09.760 --> 0:30:14.160
<v Speaker 1>It's the thing you throw away or shed. Okay, So

0:30:14.520 --> 0:30:17.080
<v Speaker 1>when when we're using the word now and we're referring

0:30:17.120 --> 0:30:20.160
<v Speaker 1>to our stuff is our crap? Like that is actually

0:30:20.240 --> 0:30:22.880
<v Speaker 1>more the more authentic use of the word kind of Yeah,

0:30:22.920 --> 0:30:25.280
<v Speaker 1>it's it's the stuff that could be, you know, it's

0:30:25.360 --> 0:30:28.360
<v Speaker 1>it's execrable. Yeah, Like I left all my crap at

0:30:28.360 --> 0:30:31.360
<v Speaker 1>the hotel. Well I've got to go go back for that.

0:30:31.360 --> 0:30:33.440
<v Speaker 1>That's the authentic use of crap. Well, I don't know,

0:30:33.480 --> 0:30:35.880
<v Speaker 1>if you really want it back, then maybe it's not crap, though,

0:30:35.920 --> 0:30:38.000
<v Speaker 1>I guess you're just like being cynical. They're you know,

0:30:38.040 --> 0:30:40.080
<v Speaker 1>like that's all crap and I could lose it all

0:30:40.120 --> 0:30:43.040
<v Speaker 1>it doesn't matter, funny enough. This also seems to be

0:30:43.760 --> 0:30:47.240
<v Speaker 1>uh very similar to the etymology of another English word,

0:30:47.320 --> 0:30:51.640
<v Speaker 1>which comes from the Anglo Saxon skitton and turn from

0:30:51.680 --> 0:30:56.200
<v Speaker 1>the Proto Germanic skit, meaning to cut or shear or split,

0:30:56.280 --> 0:30:59.600
<v Speaker 1>in other words, to separate from the body. And just

0:30:59.640 --> 0:31:02.000
<v Speaker 1>because as this sent me down a rabbit trail that

0:31:02.040 --> 0:31:05.320
<v Speaker 1>I ended up finding interesting, the root of the English

0:31:05.360 --> 0:31:10.200
<v Speaker 1>word science is also apparently somewhat related here. So the

0:31:10.200 --> 0:31:14.479
<v Speaker 1>word science comes from Latin scientia or scientia knowledge and

0:31:14.560 --> 0:31:18.400
<v Speaker 1>from skierra or to know, which in Latin is probably

0:31:18.480 --> 0:31:21.760
<v Speaker 1>derived from the proto Indo European, which of course is

0:31:21.800 --> 0:31:24.760
<v Speaker 1>like the granddaddy language of of many languages around the world.

0:31:25.280 --> 0:31:29.080
<v Speaker 1>Uh ski or sky, meaning to cut or separate, because

0:31:29.120 --> 0:31:32.000
<v Speaker 1>I think the the logic of this word is when

0:31:32.000 --> 0:31:35.959
<v Speaker 1>you know things, you separate fact from fiction, you separate

0:31:36.000 --> 0:31:39.880
<v Speaker 1>truth from falsehood, and so knowledge and science is sort

0:31:39.880 --> 0:31:44.240
<v Speaker 1>of metaphorically a cutting and separating process. Another one of

0:31:44.240 --> 0:31:48.160
<v Speaker 1>these wonderful examples of abstract words in language with concrete

0:31:48.160 --> 0:31:52.080
<v Speaker 1>metaphorical roots. But anyway, whether you are crapping or science ng,

0:31:52.200 --> 0:31:55.640
<v Speaker 1>some part of you is cutting away and separating. All right, Well,

0:31:55.720 --> 0:31:58.320
<v Speaker 1>let's get to the modern toilet. Then let's get let's

0:31:58.360 --> 0:32:02.120
<v Speaker 1>get to the modern western flushing toilet dealing with here

0:32:02.320 --> 0:32:04.600
<v Speaker 1>now there, of course, there are plenty of different designs

0:32:04.680 --> 0:32:07.160
<v Speaker 1>for like what you do when it's time to use

0:32:07.240 --> 0:32:09.840
<v Speaker 1>the toilet, right uh, And we can talk about those

0:32:09.880 --> 0:32:12.000
<v Speaker 1>as we go on. But one of the features that

0:32:12.040 --> 0:32:15.640
<v Speaker 1>I think many modern toilets uh can really boast about

0:32:15.680 --> 0:32:18.080
<v Speaker 1>this really cool, is that they don't bother with solid

0:32:18.280 --> 0:32:21.040
<v Speaker 1>valves at the bottom of the bowls and do like

0:32:21.040 --> 0:32:23.600
<v Speaker 1>like some airplane toilets do. Right, But that's a whole

0:32:23.640 --> 0:32:25.600
<v Speaker 1>different kettle of fish. We'll have to come back to

0:32:25.640 --> 0:32:29.080
<v Speaker 1>airline toilets and space toilets in the future, right Instead,

0:32:29.200 --> 0:32:31.239
<v Speaker 1>in in a lot of these modern toilets, it's all

0:32:31.280 --> 0:32:34.280
<v Speaker 1>just water and pipe design making use of the physics

0:32:34.320 --> 0:32:36.920
<v Speaker 1>concept of a siphon. So, Robert, have you ever made

0:32:36.920 --> 0:32:39.640
<v Speaker 1>a siphon? Oh? Yes, of course, every time I use

0:32:39.720 --> 0:32:42.640
<v Speaker 1>the drinking straw. Oh exactly. Yeah, So, like you know,

0:32:42.680 --> 0:32:45.480
<v Speaker 1>of course, a siphon, Like you can put one bucket

0:32:45.560 --> 0:32:48.600
<v Speaker 1>up on a counter and another bucket down on the floor,

0:32:48.720 --> 0:32:50.640
<v Speaker 1>and you can, like if you put a hose between

0:32:50.680 --> 0:32:53.640
<v Speaker 1>them and you start sucking water up into the hose

0:32:53.720 --> 0:32:55.520
<v Speaker 1>from the top one and then put the bottom of

0:32:55.560 --> 0:32:57.480
<v Speaker 1>the hose in the bottom bucket, it'll drain all the

0:32:57.480 --> 0:32:59.440
<v Speaker 1>way down, even though the water has to go up

0:32:59.520 --> 0:33:02.080
<v Speaker 1>into the hose from the top bucket. Yeah. I feel

0:33:02.120 --> 0:33:04.640
<v Speaker 1>like if you've, if you've ever you know, spend enough

0:33:04.680 --> 0:33:07.240
<v Speaker 1>time playing with like a you know, one of those

0:33:08.040 --> 0:33:10.800
<v Speaker 1>those those cheap yard swimming pools and a hose as

0:33:10.840 --> 0:33:14.320
<v Speaker 1>a child, you probably did this. Yeah. Um. So in

0:33:14.360 --> 0:33:17.160
<v Speaker 1>the most common model of like the modern western toilet,

0:33:17.160 --> 0:33:21.200
<v Speaker 1>there's always water sitting in the bowl and the evacuation

0:33:21.240 --> 0:33:23.440
<v Speaker 1>pipe where the stuff goes away from the bottom of

0:33:23.480 --> 0:33:26.480
<v Speaker 1>the bowl, it curves up when it leaves the bowl,

0:33:26.520 --> 0:33:29.040
<v Speaker 1>it curves up higher than the water level within the

0:33:29.080 --> 0:33:32.880
<v Speaker 1>toilet before snaking back down under the floor. And this

0:33:33.160 --> 0:33:36.480
<v Speaker 1>keeps the water sitting in the toilet without draining out

0:33:36.520 --> 0:33:39.520
<v Speaker 1>when it's not being flushed. And it also forms a

0:33:39.600 --> 0:33:42.840
<v Speaker 1>type of s trap to block sewer gases from from

0:33:42.920 --> 0:33:45.520
<v Speaker 1>escaping into the house. So then when it's time to flush,

0:33:45.600 --> 0:33:48.400
<v Speaker 1>water from the cistern is released down into the bowl.

0:33:48.720 --> 0:33:52.440
<v Speaker 1>This raises the water level above the bend in the pipe,

0:33:52.520 --> 0:33:55.440
<v Speaker 1>which of course causes the water to begin draining down

0:33:55.480 --> 0:33:57.840
<v Speaker 1>into the lower part of the pipe, which sucks all

0:33:57.880 --> 0:34:00.920
<v Speaker 1>the contents out of the bowl by a siphon action.

0:34:01.120 --> 0:34:04.000
<v Speaker 1>And something about me just finds this a really beautiful

0:34:04.040 --> 0:34:07.320
<v Speaker 1>and elegant solution. I love the fact that the toilet

0:34:07.400 --> 0:34:09.839
<v Speaker 1>doesn't need to have a trap door or anything like

0:34:09.880 --> 0:34:12.200
<v Speaker 1>that in the bottom of it. It's just a correctly

0:34:12.400 --> 0:34:15.480
<v Speaker 1>shaped pipe. Absolutely, and again we should we should, We

0:34:15.480 --> 0:34:19.000
<v Speaker 1>should thank the universe every day that that is the case. Yeah,

0:34:19.680 --> 0:34:22.040
<v Speaker 1>uh yeah. And so another thing, of course, is that

0:34:22.160 --> 0:34:24.799
<v Speaker 1>there are other components. Like you you could talk about

0:34:24.840 --> 0:34:27.040
<v Speaker 1>how the cistern tends to work in a toilet with

0:34:27.040 --> 0:34:28.960
<v Speaker 1>the sister and the It tends to have components like

0:34:28.960 --> 0:34:31.880
<v Speaker 1>a float which is designed to measure the right amount

0:34:31.920 --> 0:34:34.200
<v Speaker 1>of water to allow into the sister, and like one

0:34:34.239 --> 0:34:36.719
<v Speaker 1>of the things that Thomas Crapper held one of the

0:34:36.719 --> 0:34:39.759
<v Speaker 1>patents for was the ballcock right, which floats up and

0:34:39.800 --> 0:34:42.040
<v Speaker 1>it like trips a switch that says, hey, you can

0:34:42.040 --> 0:34:44.520
<v Speaker 1>stop filling the cistern with water now because the water

0:34:44.640 --> 0:34:47.239
<v Speaker 1>level has reached the right level. And there's all that

0:34:47.280 --> 0:34:49.839
<v Speaker 1>kind of stuff. But the basic principles of the toilet, well,

0:34:49.880 --> 0:34:51.839
<v Speaker 1>we don't often think about them. Once you see how

0:34:51.880 --> 0:34:54.680
<v Speaker 1>it works, it's actually very simple. It's very elegant. It's

0:34:54.719 --> 0:34:57.680
<v Speaker 1>a beautiful machine. Yeah, I will say that I'm not

0:34:57.920 --> 0:35:00.960
<v Speaker 1>really a handy person at all, but I I've recently

0:35:01.080 --> 0:35:05.400
<v Speaker 1>repaired uh, the the machinery and the tank of my

0:35:05.440 --> 0:35:08.360
<v Speaker 1>toilet when something was off and I was able to

0:35:08.360 --> 0:35:11.560
<v Speaker 1>look up a video on YouTube, follow the instructions, make

0:35:11.600 --> 0:35:13.920
<v Speaker 1>the repair of myself, and I just felt like a

0:35:13.960 --> 0:35:16.759
<v Speaker 1>million bucks afterwards. It's a great feeling, isn't it like

0:35:16.840 --> 0:35:19.480
<v Speaker 1>fixing the water appliants? Yeah, But then also it's like

0:35:19.520 --> 0:35:21.840
<v Speaker 1>you can you can see it all working like it all,

0:35:22.280 --> 0:35:24.319
<v Speaker 1>It all makes sense. You know, when when you when

0:35:24.320 --> 0:35:26.640
<v Speaker 1>you when you when you can you can flush the toilet.

0:35:26.640 --> 0:35:32.360
<v Speaker 1>Watch watch these mechanisms move, Watch the water level change. Uh,

0:35:32.520 --> 0:35:34.200
<v Speaker 1>you know, it's very it's very you can absorb it

0:35:34.320 --> 0:35:36.800
<v Speaker 1>very easily. But as we talked about in the last episode,

0:35:37.080 --> 0:35:40.600
<v Speaker 1>the toilet is not just a beautiful and elegant machine

0:35:40.640 --> 0:35:43.399
<v Speaker 1>to admire from a design point of view. Of course,

0:35:43.400 --> 0:35:45.640
<v Speaker 1>it does provide a ton of convenience in our lives,

0:35:45.680 --> 0:35:49.520
<v Speaker 1>but also, as we said last time, the toilet saves lives.

0:35:50.040 --> 0:35:53.160
<v Speaker 1>They said again, toilets save lives. This is a life

0:35:53.160 --> 0:35:57.279
<v Speaker 1>and death issue. This is a major important technology that

0:35:57.440 --> 0:36:00.120
<v Speaker 1>that needs that we need to improve access to all

0:36:00.120 --> 0:36:03.319
<v Speaker 1>around the world. Yeah, I mean yeah, we really have

0:36:03.400 --> 0:36:06.560
<v Speaker 1>to to stress the sanitation issues here. Um, you know,

0:36:06.600 --> 0:36:09.200
<v Speaker 1>and it you know, it reminds me of another issue

0:36:09.280 --> 0:36:14.400
<v Speaker 1>with with with waste and the spread of illnesses and parasites,

0:36:14.880 --> 0:36:20.520
<v Speaker 1>especially hookworms. Hookworms being you know, a parasite that can

0:36:21.239 --> 0:36:25.440
<v Speaker 1>can cause illness in humans and these will typically be

0:36:25.480 --> 0:36:31.280
<v Speaker 1>acquired in sail, latrine field um and basically a parasites

0:36:31.600 --> 0:36:35.080
<v Speaker 1>are acquired when bare feet come into contact with infected feces,

0:36:35.680 --> 0:36:37.560
<v Speaker 1>they enter through the feet and they make their way

0:36:37.560 --> 0:36:42.160
<v Speaker 1>into the hosts and testines, resulting and anemia mannutrition. And

0:36:42.239 --> 0:36:45.440
<v Speaker 1>in the early twentieth century, John D. Rockefeller funded a

0:36:45.520 --> 0:36:50.040
<v Speaker 1>campaign to decrease huge hookworm infections in the American South,

0:36:50.360 --> 0:36:52.920
<v Speaker 1>and one of the key methods was to impose latrine

0:36:52.960 --> 0:36:56.799
<v Speaker 1>pits of at least four feet, as microscopic hookworms can

0:36:56.840 --> 0:36:59.160
<v Speaker 1>travel up to four feet in soil from a side

0:36:59.160 --> 0:37:02.400
<v Speaker 1>of defecation. Yeah, and so this emphasizes again that like

0:37:02.520 --> 0:37:06.280
<v Speaker 1>if you're not removing sewage to like a treatment facility

0:37:06.400 --> 0:37:08.839
<v Speaker 1>or something like that, or you know, there are all

0:37:08.920 --> 0:37:11.480
<v Speaker 1>kinds of variables that come into play about how safe

0:37:11.560 --> 0:37:14.239
<v Speaker 1>like a pit storage kind of thing can be. You

0:37:14.239 --> 0:37:16.680
<v Speaker 1>want to keep it closed to prevent like flies and

0:37:16.719 --> 0:37:19.080
<v Speaker 1>stuff from getting out, but also if it's not sealed

0:37:19.120 --> 0:37:22.279
<v Speaker 1>off from the ground soil, if it's not dug deep enough,

0:37:22.320 --> 0:37:24.480
<v Speaker 1>you can encounter problems as well. Now I have to

0:37:24.520 --> 0:37:29.319
<v Speaker 1>stress that I do really love my current plumbing situation. Uh,

0:37:29.320 --> 0:37:33.160
<v Speaker 1>and I really especially after these episodes, I really am

0:37:33.160 --> 0:37:37.120
<v Speaker 1>thankful for my functional toilet. But I sense a butt coming.

0:37:37.480 --> 0:37:40.480
<v Speaker 1>You've got beef, I do, I do, and it's twofold.

0:37:40.560 --> 0:37:44.680
<v Speaker 1>On one hand, there's the there's the just the weirdness

0:37:44.680 --> 0:37:48.080
<v Speaker 1>of the fact that that when you flush a toilet,

0:37:48.080 --> 0:37:51.400
<v Speaker 1>you are flushing unless you have a gray water system

0:37:51.440 --> 0:37:54.080
<v Speaker 1>hooked up in some way, shape or form, and you

0:37:54.160 --> 0:37:58.839
<v Speaker 1>are flushing drinking water. You're using perfectly drinkable water, uh

0:37:59.040 --> 0:38:03.520
<v Speaker 1>to send your urine fecis down into the sewer. It

0:38:03.520 --> 0:38:05.520
<v Speaker 1>would be great if there was a gray water system

0:38:05.719 --> 0:38:08.239
<v Speaker 1>for right, and people have worked in some places these

0:38:08.239 --> 0:38:11.520
<v Speaker 1>are in place. And then of course in some parts

0:38:11.520 --> 0:38:15.319
<v Speaker 1>of the world you're going to have a toilet that

0:38:15.440 --> 0:38:18.840
<v Speaker 1>is not using drinkable water to flush, just by virtue

0:38:18.880 --> 0:38:22.279
<v Speaker 1>of the availability of drinkable water. Okay, so that's one

0:38:22.920 --> 0:38:26.080
<v Speaker 1>ridiculous level. But the other is that the western toilets

0:38:26.200 --> 0:38:29.759
<v Speaker 1>have rebranded defecation is something that should be done from

0:38:29.800 --> 0:38:34.080
<v Speaker 1>a seated position, uh, you know, the throne, the chair,

0:38:34.440 --> 0:38:37.840
<v Speaker 1>when naturally the human body evolved to defecate from a

0:38:37.880 --> 0:38:41.239
<v Speaker 1>squatting position, and plenty of people still do it this way,

0:38:41.320 --> 0:38:44.520
<v Speaker 1>especially in Asia, Africa, in the Middle East. Squat toilets

0:38:44.560 --> 0:38:47.680
<v Speaker 1>can still be found all over the place in these areas,

0:38:47.719 --> 0:38:52.239
<v Speaker 1>utilizing modern flushing aesthetics. In many cases and functionality, but

0:38:52.400 --> 0:38:55.279
<v Speaker 1>with the basic concept of squatting still in play. I

0:38:55.320 --> 0:38:58.040
<v Speaker 1>think squatting toilets are becoming trendy in the West, too,

0:38:58.040 --> 0:39:02.640
<v Speaker 1>aren't they. Well, not full blown squatting toilets where they

0:39:02.760 --> 0:39:07.600
<v Speaker 1>where you squat over the floor based apparatus. You'll see

0:39:07.640 --> 0:39:11.080
<v Speaker 1>more like the squatty potty, which I have a squatty potty.

0:39:11.239 --> 0:39:14.840
<v Speaker 1>I love it. Uh but it allows you to essentially

0:39:14.960 --> 0:39:18.920
<v Speaker 1>use a Western thrown toilet, but with more of a

0:39:19.000 --> 0:39:23.520
<v Speaker 1>squatting posture, which again is what our bodies evolved to do. Likewise,

0:39:23.560 --> 0:39:26.080
<v Speaker 1>you can get some toilet seats that have room for

0:39:26.160 --> 0:39:29.840
<v Speaker 1>your bare feet to uh to to to rest on,

0:39:29.960 --> 0:39:32.200
<v Speaker 1>so you can squat over that. I've never used one

0:39:32.239 --> 0:39:35.479
<v Speaker 1>of those, but but but I'm interested because that's that's

0:39:35.600 --> 0:39:38.240
<v Speaker 1>that's basically how my son likes to use a toilet.

0:39:39.080 --> 0:39:41.279
<v Speaker 1>Uh so maybe that's what I need to get him

0:39:41.320 --> 0:39:44.880
<v Speaker 1>down the line. Now, toilet designs continue to evolve. We

0:39:44.880 --> 0:39:48.480
<v Speaker 1>were utilizing high tech bells and whistles typified by some

0:39:48.560 --> 0:39:52.239
<v Speaker 1>of the Japanese toilets that we often see featured in videos.

0:39:52.800 --> 0:39:54.759
<v Speaker 1>It's almost a cliche at this point, like the high

0:39:54.800 --> 0:39:57.680
<v Speaker 1>tech Japanese toilet, right, Yeah, various buttons that you can

0:39:57.680 --> 0:40:00.720
<v Speaker 1>push for. I mean, some of it may it's perfect sense,

0:40:00.719 --> 0:40:02.920
<v Speaker 1>Like being able to call for help from the toilet

0:40:03.360 --> 0:40:07.480
<v Speaker 1>is a great idea, especially if you're dealing with with

0:40:07.840 --> 0:40:11.160
<v Speaker 1>an elderly population. One thing I've seen that I thought

0:40:11.200 --> 0:40:15.040
<v Speaker 1>was kind of interesting was a I believe this was Japanese,

0:40:15.040 --> 0:40:17.160
<v Speaker 1>but I'm not positive, but it was a toilet that

0:40:17.239 --> 0:40:21.239
<v Speaker 1>has built in sort of like noisemaker. Uh that. So

0:40:22.160 --> 0:40:25.560
<v Speaker 1>there's of course a common cultural phenomenon of people being

0:40:25.560 --> 0:40:27.759
<v Speaker 1>embarrassed about the sounds they make when they're on the

0:40:27.760 --> 0:40:30.000
<v Speaker 1>toilet in a place where people can hear them. So

0:40:30.040 --> 0:40:32.560
<v Speaker 1>if you're in a public bathroom, in a stall or something,

0:40:32.600 --> 0:40:36.600
<v Speaker 1>you're using a toilet, people will often just continuously flush

0:40:36.719 --> 0:40:39.720
<v Speaker 1>the toilet to cut because it's loud and that covers

0:40:39.800 --> 0:40:41.560
<v Speaker 1>up the sounds of what they're doing. But that also

0:40:41.640 --> 0:40:44.160
<v Speaker 1>wastes a lot of water. You don't need to do that.

0:40:44.440 --> 0:40:46.839
<v Speaker 1>So a way around that is you can you can

0:40:46.880 --> 0:40:51.840
<v Speaker 1>help accommodate people sense of embarrassment and modesty without wasting

0:40:51.880 --> 0:40:54.880
<v Speaker 1>all the water by just having a loud flushing sound

0:40:55.000 --> 0:40:58.200
<v Speaker 1>play when you press a button. Well, I think the

0:40:58.280 --> 0:41:00.879
<v Speaker 1>Romans might have been onto something here with having live

0:41:01.000 --> 0:41:04.040
<v Speaker 1>music in the toilet. Maybe we should go that route.

0:41:04.080 --> 0:41:07.240
<v Speaker 1>Maybe not live music, but maybe just piped in um

0:41:07.280 --> 0:41:10.680
<v Speaker 1>like loud rock music. Maybe that will be better for everybody.

0:41:10.719 --> 0:41:14.399
<v Speaker 1>Just save you'll save money. Uh. I guess two other

0:41:14.600 --> 0:41:17.120
<v Speaker 1>key innovations here. One that I think is is excellent,

0:41:17.160 --> 0:41:20.440
<v Speaker 1>and that is various low flush features, which I'll save

0:41:20.480 --> 0:41:22.960
<v Speaker 1>the amount of water reduced the amount of water that

0:41:23.000 --> 0:41:26.759
<v Speaker 1>you're you're doing to flush your business. Another innovation that

0:41:26.840 --> 0:41:31.399
<v Speaker 1>I absolutely despise is the auto flush toilet, in which

0:41:31.440 --> 0:41:35.680
<v Speaker 1>a yeah will decide when you need a flush, and

0:41:35.719 --> 0:41:37.759
<v Speaker 1>it almost at least the ones that I've ever used,

0:41:37.840 --> 0:41:40.760
<v Speaker 1>almost always decides to flush at the the the absolute

0:41:40.800 --> 0:41:43.680
<v Speaker 1>wrong time and will end up flushing too many times

0:41:43.800 --> 0:41:47.360
<v Speaker 1>or just phantom flushing. Uh, you know, with nobody in there.

0:41:47.160 --> 0:41:49.880
<v Speaker 1>There's a toilet in the building here. One time that

0:41:49.960 --> 0:41:53.040
<v Speaker 1>I encountered that was just forever flushing. It was stuck

0:41:53.040 --> 0:41:57.480
<v Speaker 1>in eternal flush. It never stopped. Like I I seriously,

0:41:57.600 --> 0:42:01.240
<v Speaker 1>I end up wasting extra toylet paper because my first

0:42:01.280 --> 0:42:04.800
<v Speaker 1>step is to mask the sensor with toilet paper, to

0:42:04.800 --> 0:42:07.640
<v Speaker 1>to wrap to give it a blindfold so that it

0:42:07.719 --> 0:42:12.880
<v Speaker 1>won't scare me and friends, and like, I don't need

0:42:12.920 --> 0:42:15.200
<v Speaker 1>to feel like a predator is about to attack me

0:42:15.600 --> 0:42:18.080
<v Speaker 1>while I'm doing my business. And I've done the same one.

0:42:18.120 --> 0:42:19.879
<v Speaker 1>I've had to take my son to the toilet. It's

0:42:19.920 --> 0:42:24.279
<v Speaker 1>like it's gonna scare It's gonna scare him. It's just ridiculous. So,

0:42:24.400 --> 0:42:27.120
<v Speaker 1>I mean it's a great idea ultimately, but I think

0:42:27.120 --> 0:42:29.520
<v Speaker 1>the sensor technology is not quite there. Are you the

0:42:29.560 --> 0:42:34.040
<v Speaker 1>person who keeps vandalizing the auto toilets and our building?

0:42:34.040 --> 0:42:36.319
<v Speaker 1>There's no need to vandalize them, I want to I

0:42:36.360 --> 0:42:39.759
<v Speaker 1>want to stress that because people do literally take them apart. Yeah,

0:42:39.800 --> 0:42:41.080
<v Speaker 1>but there's no need to do that. You can just

0:42:41.120 --> 0:42:44.720
<v Speaker 1>wrap some toilet paper around their sensor, blindfold the toilet

0:42:44.800 --> 0:42:48.000
<v Speaker 1>and it'll be fine. Now. Another interesting bit of difference

0:42:48.040 --> 0:42:52.520
<v Speaker 1>in cultural toilet design, uh is the the flox spuler

0:42:52.760 --> 0:42:56.400
<v Speaker 1>plate in older German toilets. Did you did you ever

0:42:56.480 --> 0:42:58.600
<v Speaker 1>encounter any? I don't think so. So I got to

0:42:58.680 --> 0:43:00.800
<v Speaker 1>experience some of these when I went on high school

0:43:00.840 --> 0:43:03.239
<v Speaker 1>trip to Germany back I guess it was like the

0:43:03.320 --> 0:43:06.080
<v Speaker 1>late nineties. They weren't everywhere, but they were some of

0:43:06.080 --> 0:43:11.520
<v Speaker 1>the places, and apparently you don't find as many anymore. Um, Basically,

0:43:11.640 --> 0:43:14.400
<v Speaker 1>it's it's very much just like any other Western toilet,

0:43:14.440 --> 0:43:17.840
<v Speaker 1>except there's kind of a raised plate upon which the

0:43:18.200 --> 0:43:21.040
<v Speaker 1>fecal matter will will fall and then when you flush,

0:43:21.120 --> 0:43:24.680
<v Speaker 1>it's uh, it's flushed away off of that little plate.

0:43:25.360 --> 0:43:28.279
<v Speaker 1>And contrary to what you might have heard, these are

0:43:28.320 --> 0:43:32.240
<v Speaker 1>not examination plates. That was kind of like the the

0:43:32.800 --> 0:43:34.919
<v Speaker 1>I don't know, the not not even an urban legend,

0:43:34.960 --> 0:43:37.160
<v Speaker 1>but it was just like false information where people say, oh,

0:43:37.160 --> 0:43:38.719
<v Speaker 1>that's so that you can poop, and then you want

0:43:38.719 --> 0:43:40.560
<v Speaker 1>to look at your poop and it's on a plate

0:43:40.600 --> 0:43:43.680
<v Speaker 1>for you to see it, you know. Rather, the feature

0:43:43.760 --> 0:43:47.040
<v Speaker 1>was aimed at preventing you from splashing yourself with toilet

0:43:47.080 --> 0:43:50.880
<v Speaker 1>water when you defecated. Yeah, well that's a smart idea,

0:43:51.040 --> 0:43:54.480
<v Speaker 1>I agree, But apparently they you can you can design

0:43:54.480 --> 0:43:56.600
<v Speaker 1>a toilet in such a way that maybe there's less

0:43:56.600 --> 0:43:59.840
<v Speaker 1>splash without having to use the plate, because the drawback

0:43:59.880 --> 0:44:03.920
<v Speaker 1>to a plate is that sometimes it requires more brushing

0:44:03.920 --> 0:44:07.520
<v Speaker 1>of the toilet bowl. Now, speaking of toilet bowl innovation,

0:44:07.920 --> 0:44:11.000
<v Speaker 1>we would be remiss if we didn't mention the infamous

0:44:11.040 --> 0:44:14.080
<v Speaker 1>masculine toilet. Yes, this has been in the news. Yeah,

0:44:14.239 --> 0:44:18.359
<v Speaker 1>championed by former acting United States Attorney General Matt Whittaker. Yeah.

0:44:18.400 --> 0:44:21.879
<v Speaker 1>What he was representing some business that like, uh they

0:44:21.960 --> 0:44:24.840
<v Speaker 1>what they claim to sort of like be advocates on

0:44:24.880 --> 0:44:28.960
<v Speaker 1>behalf of inventions. And one of the inventions that somebody

0:44:29.280 --> 0:44:32.360
<v Speaker 1>was doing business with them with was this this toilet

0:44:32.400 --> 0:44:35.400
<v Speaker 1>for how did they put it? What was the polite terminology?

0:44:35.480 --> 0:44:39.200
<v Speaker 1>Well endowed men? Yes, the idea being that that, oh, well,

0:44:39.239 --> 0:44:41.759
<v Speaker 1>these men their penises are longer, and if they sit

0:44:41.840 --> 0:44:43.520
<v Speaker 1>on the toilet, their penis is going to get in

0:44:43.560 --> 0:44:46.160
<v Speaker 1>the water of the toilet, and therefore they need more

0:44:46.239 --> 0:44:51.279
<v Speaker 1>distance between seat and water. Um, which you know. I

0:44:51.280 --> 0:44:53.960
<v Speaker 1>I would argue that this could be avoided in plenty

0:44:54.000 --> 0:44:56.600
<v Speaker 1>of other ways, such as you could use a squatty potty.

0:44:56.640 --> 0:44:59.959
<v Speaker 1>I think that would probably help, or just basic manipulation

0:45:00.000 --> 0:45:03.840
<v Speaker 1>and an awareness of one's own genitals. Uh. But I

0:45:03.840 --> 0:45:05.799
<v Speaker 1>also I can't help but wonder, and maybe this is

0:45:05.840 --> 0:45:09.279
<v Speaker 1>something that is detailed in the patent information or the

0:45:09.880 --> 0:45:13.320
<v Speaker 1>literature surrounding the masculine toilet is wouldn't it results in

0:45:13.360 --> 0:45:16.839
<v Speaker 1>a maximum splashdown It's like a giant deep bowl. Yeah yeah,

0:45:17.040 --> 0:45:20.600
<v Speaker 1>so it seems like, yeah, okay, you can sit on

0:45:20.640 --> 0:45:23.360
<v Speaker 1>the toilet and you can feel like, you know, you

0:45:23.400 --> 0:45:25.840
<v Speaker 1>don't have to worry about your anatomy touching the water

0:45:26.239 --> 0:45:30.200
<v Speaker 1>until you know the fecal matter drops like five feet

0:45:30.239 --> 0:45:33.759
<v Speaker 1>and then splashes up like a torpedo went off. So

0:45:33.920 --> 0:45:35.399
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I have a lot of questions about

0:45:35.440 --> 0:45:37.839
<v Speaker 1>the practicality of the masculine toilet. I think it's only

0:45:37.880 --> 0:45:42.520
<v Speaker 1>twelve inches, but that seems actually that's like the worst distance, right, Yeah,

0:45:42.560 --> 0:45:45.360
<v Speaker 1>that that seems like that would be maximum splashdown distance.

0:45:45.880 --> 0:45:49.080
<v Speaker 1>If it were five feet, Yeah, you'd be fine. You

0:45:49.120 --> 0:45:50.759
<v Speaker 1>don't have to climb up a ladder to get on

0:45:50.880 --> 0:45:52.799
<v Speaker 1>your toilet, and then it would make you look like

0:45:52.840 --> 0:45:56.040
<v Speaker 1>a tiny person on a giant toilet, which probably runs

0:45:56.040 --> 0:45:59.520
<v Speaker 1>against like the masculine impulse of the design, right. I'd

0:45:59.520 --> 0:46:02.040
<v Speaker 1>have to imagin jen if anybody actually bought something like that,

0:46:02.080 --> 0:46:04.960
<v Speaker 1>it was probably not someone who literally needed it. They

0:46:05.000 --> 0:46:08.400
<v Speaker 1>just they needed the world to to think they needed it.

0:46:08.440 --> 0:46:10.799
<v Speaker 1>But maybe we're wrong. Hey, if if anyone listening out

0:46:10.840 --> 0:46:14.279
<v Speaker 1>there has used a masculine toilet, uh, let us do

0:46:14.320 --> 0:46:17.160
<v Speaker 1>not email us. Do not. I don't want to hear

0:46:17.200 --> 0:46:19.680
<v Speaker 1>about it. That I seriously do want to hear about

0:46:19.680 --> 0:46:22.279
<v Speaker 1>anybody any kind of toilet we've we've discussed here, any

0:46:22.360 --> 0:46:27.520
<v Speaker 1>kind of latrine situation if you have insightful um experience

0:46:27.560 --> 0:46:31.759
<v Speaker 1>with them, be it a various so squat toilet, squatty potties,

0:46:32.280 --> 0:46:38.040
<v Speaker 1>um dry latrines, wet latrines, washing versus um wiping. I

0:46:38.040 --> 0:46:39.600
<v Speaker 1>want to hear about all of it. You know we can.

0:46:39.640 --> 0:46:42.640
<v Speaker 1>We can withhold the names as necessary. Okay, I gotta

0:46:42.680 --> 0:46:46.880
<v Speaker 1>finish today with a with a great story about toilet

0:46:46.920 --> 0:46:52.680
<v Speaker 1>technology and and a flush fiasco from the twentieth century history.

0:46:52.719 --> 0:46:54.520
<v Speaker 1>Do you want to hear about when a toilet sik

0:46:54.560 --> 0:46:57.359
<v Speaker 1>a Nazi submarine? Oh? Yes, please? So had you come

0:46:57.360 --> 0:46:59.400
<v Speaker 1>across this story before? I had not. No, I had

0:46:59.520 --> 0:47:02.239
<v Speaker 1>rebly thought much about U boats and toilets. Really, Oh,

0:47:02.280 --> 0:47:05.480
<v Speaker 1>I mean, yeah, that's inherently a fascinating subject, right, So

0:47:05.560 --> 0:47:10.439
<v Speaker 1>on April fourteenth, you had a German U boat called

0:47:10.480 --> 0:47:14.040
<v Speaker 1>You one two oh six that was forced to surface

0:47:14.560 --> 0:47:18.160
<v Speaker 1>after a German officer screwed up the toilet and caused

0:47:18.239 --> 0:47:22.560
<v Speaker 1>poison gas to vent into the crew areas. So, unfortunately

0:47:22.640 --> 0:47:25.120
<v Speaker 1>we know this officer's name, and he will be remembered

0:47:25.160 --> 0:47:29.800
<v Speaker 1>in history. The officer was named Captain Lieutenant Carl Adolph Schlit,

0:47:30.880 --> 0:47:34.080
<v Speaker 1>and the submarine was so it was traveling submerged I think,

0:47:34.120 --> 0:47:36.160
<v Speaker 1>in the North Sea. It was off the coast of Scotland,

0:47:36.640 --> 0:47:39.080
<v Speaker 1>and this particular U boat had been fitted with a

0:47:39.160 --> 0:47:42.440
<v Speaker 1>new model of underwater toilet that was supposed to work

0:47:42.480 --> 0:47:44.279
<v Speaker 1>at greater depths, I think, and there might be some

0:47:44.360 --> 0:47:47.839
<v Speaker 1>kind of pressure pressurization issue going on, I'm not sure,

0:47:48.400 --> 0:47:50.640
<v Speaker 1>but so anyway, for whatever reason, it was a new

0:47:50.680 --> 0:47:53.400
<v Speaker 1>model of toilet. And the story goes that Schlit did

0:47:53.440 --> 0:47:56.840
<v Speaker 1>his business on this new high tech toilet but couldn't

0:47:56.880 --> 0:47:59.439
<v Speaker 1>figure out how he was supposed to flush it. Uh

0:47:59.480 --> 0:48:01.960
<v Speaker 1>So he called in tech support and the engineer who

0:48:02.040 --> 0:48:06.040
<v Speaker 1>arrived apparently pulled the wrong lever or something, operated the

0:48:06.080 --> 0:48:10.080
<v Speaker 1>machine incorrectly, and seawater flooded in and it soaked a

0:48:10.080 --> 0:48:13.720
<v Speaker 1>bunch of electrical batteries underneath the toilet, which in turn

0:48:13.840 --> 0:48:17.879
<v Speaker 1>started releasing poisonous chlorine gas into the cabin and then

0:48:17.880 --> 0:48:20.000
<v Speaker 1>the boat was forced to go to the surface to

0:48:20.120 --> 0:48:23.400
<v Speaker 1>ventilate with the outside air because the poison gas. But

0:48:23.480 --> 0:48:25.840
<v Speaker 1>it was in enemy waters off the coast of Scotland,

0:48:25.920 --> 0:48:29.120
<v Speaker 1>and Allied aircraft quickly attacked it. Then the boat was

0:48:29.239 --> 0:48:32.480
<v Speaker 1>damaged and the crew was forced to abandon ship somehow.

0:48:32.520 --> 0:48:35.560
<v Speaker 1>I'm sure this is not the only case in history

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<v Speaker 1>of critical problems caused by pooping on a submarine. It

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<v Speaker 1>had to have happened before. But this is the story

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<v Speaker 1>of car of a Carl Adolf Schlitt. That is interesting.

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<v Speaker 1>I've never heard that one before. But like, this was

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<v Speaker 1>the new model. It was perhaps it was invented because

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<v Speaker 1>of previous problems, so it was there perhaps a whole

0:48:55.880 --> 0:49:01.920
<v Speaker 1>string of other U boat just general submarine in bathroom issues.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, we've covered on the show before and stuff

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<v Speaker 1>to blow your mind. Anyway, the history of of toilets

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<v Speaker 1>in in orbit, toilets in in in microgravity, and like

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<v Speaker 1>that's that's a whole engineering fiasco into itself. But it's

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<v Speaker 1>also amazing. I mean, if you ever wanted to poop

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<v Speaker 1>into a vacuum cleaner as opposed to just pooping into

0:49:22.880 --> 0:49:26.560
<v Speaker 1>a bag, which was the earlier option, right, everybody else

0:49:26.600 --> 0:49:28.919
<v Speaker 1>wanted to poop into a vacuum cleaner. Who hasn't thought

0:49:28.960 --> 0:49:31.239
<v Speaker 1>about that? All Right, Well, we're gonna leave it there

0:49:31.520 --> 0:49:34.680
<v Speaker 1>with pooping into the vacuum cleaner, because it does make

0:49:34.719 --> 0:49:37.080
<v Speaker 1>you wonder, like, what does the future hold for the toilet?

0:49:37.400 --> 0:49:39.960
<v Speaker 1>To what extent have we we reach peak toilet? I

0:49:39.960 --> 0:49:42.759
<v Speaker 1>mean we keep we We do see new models, new

0:49:42.760 --> 0:49:46.600
<v Speaker 1>innovations coming out every year. There are toilet companies that

0:49:46.640 --> 0:49:50.920
<v Speaker 1>depend on finding new twists, pushing new designs. So I

0:49:51.040 --> 0:49:55.360
<v Speaker 1>wonder what humans will be pooping into and say a

0:49:55.400 --> 0:49:58.480
<v Speaker 1>hundred years, two hundred years. Yeah, one thing I could

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<v Speaker 1>mention in my re search I came across there was

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<v Speaker 1>an article that had a quote from a Dutch architect

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<v Speaker 1>named Rim Kolas, and he said that the toilet, this

0:50:08.360 --> 0:50:12.280
<v Speaker 1>is where you put it. It's the fundamental zone of interaction,

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<v Speaker 1>on the most intimate level between humans and architecture. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I can kind of see that. Yeah, it's almost like

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<v Speaker 1>where we're built. Because like, you've got other furniture in

0:50:23.080 --> 0:50:26.200
<v Speaker 1>your house, but you can move that around usually or

0:50:26.320 --> 0:50:30.200
<v Speaker 1>you don't have such a deeply intimate relationship with it

0:50:30.239 --> 0:50:34.279
<v Speaker 1>as you do with the toilet, but usually not. Yeah,

0:50:34.760 --> 0:50:38.719
<v Speaker 1>most people do not have a carnal relationship with their furniture,

0:50:39.320 --> 0:50:44.280
<v Speaker 1>but everybody has a very intimate relationship with the toilet. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>so I like thinking about it like that. It's almost

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<v Speaker 1>like it's the you know you mentioned earlier that like

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<v Speaker 1>the s pipe is sort of like the century that

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<v Speaker 1>they were, the trap whatever it is that the water

0:50:54.000 --> 0:50:57.640
<v Speaker 1>trap that the century that guards the gates and doesn't

0:50:57.719 --> 0:51:00.000
<v Speaker 1>let demons from odor hell come up into your house.

0:51:00.480 --> 0:51:04.080
<v Speaker 1>The toilet is also sort of like a diplomat. Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>It's it's how you interface with the world of infrastructure beyond,

0:51:08.800 --> 0:51:12.000
<v Speaker 1>most most deeply, and most fundamentally. It's what it's how

0:51:12.040 --> 0:51:16.440
<v Speaker 1>you interface your body with the sewer. It's communion with

0:51:16.480 --> 0:51:19.839
<v Speaker 1>the arteries of civilization and modern sanitation. It does make

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<v Speaker 1>me wonder, however, how did the toilets on the Starship

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<v Speaker 1>Enterprise work? Do you think they're like teleporter based? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I would guess that they probably just atomize the uh,

0:51:31.480 --> 0:51:34.160
<v Speaker 1>the stuff and turned it into raw materials to be

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<v Speaker 1>used in the what's it called the you know the

0:51:37.239 --> 0:51:41.839
<v Speaker 1>stuff that the what's it called the replicated? Yeah? Okay, yeah,

0:51:41.840 --> 0:51:43.920
<v Speaker 1>I mean it's just atoms. Why not? Yeah, no problem

0:51:43.960 --> 0:51:47.160
<v Speaker 1>with that. I mean, poop is poop is unclean, but

0:51:47.280 --> 0:51:50.120
<v Speaker 1>atoms aren't unclean. That's right. You reduce everything to its

0:51:50.200 --> 0:51:52.799
<v Speaker 1>basic atoms. It's it's all good and it only takes

0:51:52.840 --> 0:51:58.960
<v Speaker 1>the energy of like thirty thousand nuclear bomb. All right, Well, again,

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<v Speaker 1>we'd love to hear from everyone out there if you

0:52:00.560 --> 0:52:03.600
<v Speaker 1>have any insight on the the the evolution of the

0:52:03.640 --> 0:52:07.560
<v Speaker 1>toilet uh toilet technology across the ages, and indeed where

0:52:07.560 --> 0:52:09.920
<v Speaker 1>it will go in the future. Perhaps there there is

0:52:09.960 --> 0:52:14.680
<v Speaker 1>a wonderful treatment of of of science fiction uh toilets

0:52:14.719 --> 0:52:16.920
<v Speaker 1>out there, and we'd love to hear about that as well.

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