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Speaker 2: So this is uh. You guys might be familiar with

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Speaker 2: not here. It is masked boot girls are freeing booted

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Speaker 1: They know.

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Speaker 3: Let's knock the boots On a brand new episode of

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Speaker 3: Bananas live at Sindey Winery in Atlanta.

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Speaker 4: Here's something heavy, Here's something heavy.

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Speaker 1: Guys cows down binary pals.

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Speaker 2: Welcome to Banana I.

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Speaker 3: Am Kerk Brown old er that banana boy number two,

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Speaker 3: Scott Alana Seki for coming out to a live episode

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Speaker 3: of the silliest little podcast there.

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Speaker 1: Ever, what if you heard some noise there?

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Speaker 2: That was Charlie Fromage slowly dying.

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Speaker 1: Dying again. Charlie will be replaced soon.

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Speaker 2: Yes, we're gonna get a six foot version that's a little.

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Speaker 1: Easier to travel with. He is heavier than you'd think.

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Speaker 2: And he does rub the ceiling everywhere we go, which

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Speaker 2: it's nice in a place like this, which is brand new.

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Speaker 1: There's not a lot lot of stuff on the ceiling. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but were some of the places we play. We have

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Speaker 2: Before the show, because it just blows all the asbestos

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Speaker 3: First so much debris. Maybe before we get into it, Yes,

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Speaker 2: Like to do something before we get in. Really I'm dirty,

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Speaker 2: Yeah you are, Yeah, I'm ready.

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Speaker 3: Well, we want you to be a part of the show.

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Speaker 3: You can be allow as you on you guys right now,

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Speaker 3: I would say you're at a six. You can definitely

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Speaker 1: You guys just came from church at six o'clock. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's Sunday. We get it. We get it. But that's thirty.

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Speaker 2: So imagine if this was eight Pmoo, you guys can

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Speaker 1: Watching only murders, going to bed early.

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Speaker 3: But we want to be on the show. So in

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Speaker 3: the counter of three, yell your first name.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so you can be on the show.

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Speaker 3: So that when you listen to this in three weeks

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Speaker 3: and you're driving around and you're Honda Santa Fe with

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Speaker 3: World Famous Bananas podcast one, two, three, We're getting there.

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Speaker 2: That was like I heard eight and a half. I

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Speaker 1: And I heard was anybody in Raleigh last night that's here? Really?

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Speaker 1: A couple of people said they were doing both.

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Speaker 2: Really you rule ass that's awesome?

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Speaker 1: Right on? So you want to hear about this guy? Oh,

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Speaker 1: I'd love to hear about the boot girls.

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Speaker 2: I mean, you guys already know about it. Sounds like it,

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Speaker 1: That's cool. This is cool. This was an NPR that's real,

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Speaker 2: And this is written by Fernando I'll found So the

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Speaker 2: You can get vodka SODA's here. In case you think

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Speaker 2: The pair started the business after boot Shisty's car got booted.

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Speaker 2: The boot girls obtained their keys. This is listen to this.

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Speaker 2: The boot girls obtained their keys from Christian Verrett, owner

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Speaker 1: Everybody here needs to get a boot key.

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Speaker 2: It's just a blessing, honestly. Boot Baby added.

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Speaker 3: Home of So So Deaf Records. Is that billboard still

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Speaker 2: You say a cure for trespassing is to continue to trespass.

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Speaker 2: The Georgia Supreme Court ultimately ruled in favor of the man.

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Speaker 1: Who vehicles booted. So apparently it's illegal to boot in Georgia.

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Speaker 1: Georgia is a kind of epicenter of booting.

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Speaker 3: What congratulations, guys, you're are y'all, You're the epicenter of

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Speaker 2: Do you guys feel like you're the epicenter of booting?

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Speaker 2: I've only seen them in Brooklyn and they were very

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Speaker 3: I when I lived here and worked for Red but

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Speaker 3: we hit up tow truck drivers and this one guy's like,

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Speaker 1: Back because he was a free to getting shot. Whoa,

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Speaker 2: This just goes in a lot, very deep into the

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Speaker 2: because guess what, it's not very funny, but y'.

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Speaker 2: So this reminds me this is a fantastic I think

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Speaker 1: And I was like, but do you think that's a

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Speaker 1: Roller skating tonight. It's a roller skating and I was.

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Speaker 3: Like, oh cool, New York has it all roller skating

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Speaker 3: So I skate up to a thing that think is

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Speaker 3: up and wearing a frilly shirt just like in Seinfeld

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Speaker 3: I have these skates on, I have this long blonde wig,

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Speaker 1: What I think it's called suspension. Anybody in the suspension? Yeah, sure,

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Speaker 1: some people are great.

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Speaker 3: Yes, okay, because my experience was me on roller skates

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Speaker 1: Road was wearing the exact same outfit. Yeah not but

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Speaker 3: Twenty years later, just in place, being like that seems interesting,

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Speaker 1: And it changed my life.

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Speaker 2: Also that what you just did, that thing of like

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Speaker 2: that is the coolest way to talk to anybody.

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Speaker 1: That's true. It's like, I do.

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Speaker 2: Want to write that into a movie where there's one

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Speaker 1: It could happen. That is fucking great. We would like it.

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Speaker 6: Donald Glover would knock that out of the fucking part.

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Speaker 6: Get gotta give me one baby, this Josh Bram. You

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Speaker 6: don't live here, Josh are here.

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Speaker 3: Josh Bram didn't send this in, but this dude sends

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Speaker 3: so many good stories. It's crazy how many good stories.

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Speaker 3: So we're gonna say Josh Bram sent this in even

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Speaker 3: though he didn't. This was on the New York Daily News,

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Speaker 1: Who is her again? That's a six. By the end

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Speaker 3: Man fakes his own death and car crash and then

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Speaker 3: ask for a marriage proposal.

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Speaker 1: What Yeah, all right, I'm vexat. I'm excited about this.

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Speaker 3: Before a wealthy Russian billionaire pop the question to his girlfriend,

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Speaker 3: he decided he wanted to test her love. Ladies, do

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Speaker 3: you wanted to test her love?

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Speaker 1: In what better way than faking your own death.

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Speaker 2: And then having your fiance followed?

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Speaker 1: Yep?

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Speaker 3: He decided you want to test your love and make

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Speaker 3: buy Cough told his girlfriend Arena Kolokov. Kolokov is a

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Speaker 1: End of that sense? Quick, hey, meet up with me,

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Speaker 1: Arena Kolokoff.

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Speaker 3: He then proceeded to pretend he perished in a car crash,

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Speaker 1: And in front of her. So she shows up and

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Speaker 1: he's already dead. Oh my god, Oh my god. You

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Speaker 1: gotta know where they stand.

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Speaker 3: Every morning, wake up and challenge your partner, what's happen?

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Speaker 1: Did he fucking? Just like?

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Speaker 2: After she was like no, and if she like showed

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Speaker 1: Just slow erection? Yeah, I'll I'll get that.

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Speaker 3: When Kolokoff arrived, That is Arena Kolokoff, the partner she

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Speaker 3: walk out of the ambulance flowers, balloons and engagement ring

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Speaker 1: Isn't this fun? Isn't this how you?

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Speaker 3: Everybody here has the engagement fantasy?

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Speaker 1: Maybe it's Disneyland, This is so crazy. Maybe it's where

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Speaker 3: We did a when Kurnie b and I were doing

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and they they got engaged at the bus stop

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Speaker 2: I think, yeah, yeah, and then that was cool.

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Speaker 1: And then I was like.

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Speaker 2: You can kiss the bride, and then they kissed each

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Speaker 1: Her ring fell off. We bought them a new ring.

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Speaker 3: I had the flu and I was floating in a

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Speaker 1: And then they pulled me.

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Speaker 3: Comedy Central was like, great, very great, true love. So

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Speaker 3: I've tested marital love.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, anyway, here we go.

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Speaker 1: Erina tried to flee the scene.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, she's the normal one in this relationship.

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Speaker 1: She tried to get out of there. She ran away.

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Speaker 3: She ran right crying, which is accurate, that is what

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Speaker 2: Now it's just like so wait, he's covered in blood.

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Speaker 3: He was leaning against a car with blood and like

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Speaker 1: He sold this so hard.

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Speaker 2: And then they and then it was long enough for

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Speaker 2: losing her mind, yes, because she watches her beloved dead.

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Speaker 1: And then he changes.

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Speaker 3: He runs out of the ambulance, blood with flowers. So upsetting,

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Speaker 3: Arena tried to flee the scene, but buy Coff chased

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Speaker 3: her down after a few tears and an angry exclamation.

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Speaker 3: Won't say what it was, fuck you? Uh, she accepted

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Speaker 2: Also, guys, he's a millionaire. Life in Russia is hard.

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Speaker 2: Money is the only thing that matters to them right now?

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Speaker 1: Maybe true. Apparently by cough Uh was trying to make

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Speaker 3: No, I don't think that's the right name, Michael Walsh,

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Speaker 3: you turred, uh he would, Oh.

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Speaker 1: It was Alexei Bykoff. My mistake. Apparently Bykoff was trying

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Speaker 1: to make a point. Quote.

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Speaker 3: I wanted her to realize how empty her life would

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Speaker 3: be without men?

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Speaker 1: All right, piece of shit, what a piece.

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Speaker 3: Of shoring finger for that guy? And how life would

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Speaker 3: have no meaning without me?

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Speaker 1: Ew?

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Speaker 3: I mean she said, yes, Like how rich was this

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Speaker 2: I mean you get you do know the difference between

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Speaker 1: Is thirty three years.

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Speaker 2: That's how much a billion dollars is.

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Speaker 3: So you could hate him for thirty three years, you

448
00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:12,920
Speaker 3: dirty dog.

449
00:24:13,720 --> 00:24:16,399
Speaker 1: I think it worked, but I promise it's the last

450
00:24:16,400 --> 00:24:17,239
Speaker 1: time I do this.

451
00:24:17,400 --> 00:24:20,960
Speaker 2: Bi cough said, I promise it's the last time I

452
00:24:21,119 --> 00:24:25,280
Speaker 2: fake my own death in a proposal, correct if it?

453
00:24:25,760 --> 00:24:29,960
Speaker 2: That's the crazy, that's almost the craziest part to say. Yeah,

454
00:24:30,080 --> 00:24:33,280
Speaker 2: that the suggestion that maybe he would do it again.

455
00:24:33,520 --> 00:24:36,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, And people were like, but please don't do it again.

456
00:24:36,960 --> 00:24:41,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, and he's like, I can assure you it's fucking nuts.

457
00:24:41,920 --> 00:24:43,359
Speaker 1: It's crazy. Okay.

458
00:24:43,400 --> 00:24:45,280
Speaker 3: So what I I lived in Lant I used to

459
00:24:45,320 --> 00:24:49,120
Speaker 3: live off kind of off Peatrie Battle, sort of like Lindberg,

460
00:24:49,240 --> 00:24:52,720
Speaker 3: Marty stop up in that area. Yeah, it's nice. I

461
00:24:52,840 --> 00:24:55,320
Speaker 3: like living There is a drink at the tree house.

462
00:24:55,440 --> 00:24:58,600
Speaker 3: Is that still there? Maybe anybody it was a good place.

463
00:24:58,640 --> 00:25:01,119
Speaker 1: It was. I was twenty one years old and.

464
00:25:02,960 --> 00:25:06,040
Speaker 3: I had a fred who got married in Atlanta, and

465
00:25:06,640 --> 00:25:08,919
Speaker 3: my girlfriend at the time didn't know this couple, and

466
00:25:08,920 --> 00:25:12,119
Speaker 3: they invited me only, which is always like, hey, you

467
00:25:12,200 --> 00:25:14,359
Speaker 3: can't come, and they're like, why it's bad.

468
00:25:14,600 --> 00:25:18,640
Speaker 1: Always invite partners just it's insane. Only Oh.

469
00:25:18,680 --> 00:25:21,240
Speaker 3: They were like no plus ones and I'm like, nope,

470
00:25:21,400 --> 00:25:23,480
Speaker 3: you are so lucky to live in Atlanta, and I need

471
00:25:23,520 --> 00:25:24,359
Speaker 3: to get out of the house.

472
00:25:25,600 --> 00:25:28,120
Speaker 1: So I go this wedding and it's fine.

473
00:25:28,119 --> 00:25:30,399
Speaker 3: It's at the Embassy Suites, which I don't even remember

474
00:25:30,400 --> 00:25:32,520
Speaker 3: where that is, but it was at Embassy Suites and

475
00:25:32,560 --> 00:25:35,199
Speaker 3: it was rehearsal dinner for out of towners. I just

476
00:25:35,280 --> 00:25:40,640
Speaker 3: moved here from Massachusetts, and fuck everybody get bad speeches

477
00:25:40,680 --> 00:25:42,720
Speaker 3: and we hat crappy food. It was a typical reception,

478
00:25:42,920 --> 00:25:45,520
Speaker 3: our rehearsal dinner. And so I go back to my

479
00:25:45,680 --> 00:25:49,120
Speaker 3: room and I got room and I'm staying there and

480
00:25:49,200 --> 00:25:54,119
Speaker 3: at about twelve one am, somebody starts like banging on

481
00:25:54,200 --> 00:25:57,080
Speaker 3: my door, like flat handed banging on my door. I

482
00:25:57,119 --> 00:25:59,159
Speaker 3: look out and it's this dude that had given a speech.

483
00:25:59,160 --> 00:26:02,120
Speaker 3: He's in the Grimsmon party. That's what it is, right,

484
00:26:02,119 --> 00:26:05,439
Speaker 3: Grimsmon Grimson party. I've never really been at Groomsoon by

485
00:26:05,440 --> 00:26:07,560
Speaker 3: the way, people are like, Scotty, we love you so much.

486
00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:10,640
Speaker 1: Just come, you'll dance and get drunk. Right. I'm like, num, absolutely,

487
00:26:10,680 --> 00:26:12,840
Speaker 1: I'll be there. I'll I'll leave late.

488
00:26:13,600 --> 00:26:17,239
Speaker 3: So so this guy that I kind of recognized from

489
00:26:17,280 --> 00:26:19,080
Speaker 3: rehearsal dinners banging on my door. Oh, I need a

490
00:26:19,119 --> 00:26:21,080
Speaker 3: fake name. Kurt's really good at fake names. I needed

491
00:26:21,200 --> 00:26:21,800
Speaker 3: man's name.

492
00:26:22,320 --> 00:26:23,520
Speaker 1: Tarlie Tarleie.

493
00:26:26,160 --> 00:26:30,119
Speaker 3: Oh boy, last name? Okay, So Tarlie Blue. The guy's

494
00:26:30,160 --> 00:26:32,520
Speaker 3: last name was Blue, which you're like, no, it was not.

495
00:26:32,800 --> 00:26:33,199
Speaker 1: It was not.

496
00:26:33,600 --> 00:26:36,240
Speaker 3: So Charlie Blue is banging on it crying. He was like,

497
00:26:36,280 --> 00:26:38,239
Speaker 3: open up, open up and open up. And I'm like,

498
00:26:38,280 --> 00:26:40,920
Speaker 3: in like boxers and T shirt and I'm like okay,

499
00:26:40,960 --> 00:26:43,399
Speaker 3: and I opened up. He's like, she my wife is

500
00:26:43,440 --> 00:26:47,919
Speaker 3: divorcing me. This is the night before the wedding and

501
00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:49,520
Speaker 3: he was in the groomsman.

502
00:26:49,600 --> 00:26:50,960
Speaker 1: He was one of the groomsmen. Oh, he's one of

503
00:26:50,960 --> 00:26:53,600
Speaker 1: the groomsmen. So I was like, how do I fucking

504
00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:56,240
Speaker 1: know this guy? He's banging on your door. He just

505
00:26:56,240 --> 00:26:58,040
Speaker 1: picked a door. I think he just picked a door

506
00:26:58,800 --> 00:27:00,119
Speaker 1: and I think that goes up.

507
00:27:00,080 --> 00:27:02,720
Speaker 3: Lock of rooms, and he just banged and I opened

508
00:27:02,720 --> 00:27:05,080
Speaker 3: the door, and I've never seen this guy before, but

509
00:27:05,119 --> 00:27:05,680
Speaker 3: then I was like.

510
00:27:05,680 --> 00:27:07,639
Speaker 1: I do remember this guy. Huh.

511
00:27:08,040 --> 00:27:10,359
Speaker 3: We all went out to a bar after the fact,

512
00:27:10,640 --> 00:27:13,680
Speaker 3: and it was a karaoke bar, and this guy put

513
00:27:13,720 --> 00:27:22,399
Speaker 3: on Genuines My Pony anybody over thirty five here, and

514
00:27:22,520 --> 00:27:26,040
Speaker 3: his wife, who I don't remember her name, A nice woman,

515
00:27:26,080 --> 00:27:32,000
Speaker 3: we'll say, Charlie Junior sat in a chair, and so

516
00:27:32,520 --> 00:27:36,640
Speaker 3: Tarlie Blue starts grinding on her and gives her lap

517
00:27:36,720 --> 00:27:40,080
Speaker 3: dance to Genuines My Pony at a regular Atlanta bar.

518
00:27:40,600 --> 00:27:43,760
Speaker 2: Wait wait, wait, wait, Charlie Charlie Junior.

519
00:27:44,400 --> 00:27:46,119
Speaker 1: The wife is Charlie's wife.

520
00:27:46,240 --> 00:27:48,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, interesting they have the same name.

521
00:27:48,280 --> 00:27:49,800
Speaker 1: Yeah. Now weird, isn't it.

522
00:27:50,160 --> 00:27:54,320
Speaker 2: Charlie Junior starts grinding on who No, Charlie Juniors seated,

523
00:27:54,880 --> 00:27:56,000
Speaker 2: Charlie Junior seated.

524
00:27:56,160 --> 00:28:00,520
Speaker 3: The man No, Charlie Blue, who's banging on my door?

525
00:28:01,400 --> 00:28:04,480
Speaker 3: Goes up and it's like my boney and we can't

526
00:28:04,520 --> 00:28:05,960
Speaker 3: afford to play it on the podcast.

527
00:28:06,080 --> 00:28:10,159
Speaker 1: I would so quick, but it's like bomb bomb.

528
00:28:09,840 --> 00:28:13,439
Speaker 3: And he comes over and the one person I know besides,

529
00:28:13,480 --> 00:28:16,920
Speaker 3: my friend getting married is like they do this every time.

530
00:28:17,160 --> 00:28:23,080
Speaker 1: No, and he grinds on her, I mean grinds on

531
00:28:23,200 --> 00:28:25,800
Speaker 1: who Charlie Blue, Charlie Jr.

532
00:28:26,040 --> 00:28:28,240
Speaker 3: Let's give the wife a name, because we're gonna get

533
00:28:29,040 --> 00:28:29,919
Speaker 3: a woman's.

534
00:28:29,600 --> 00:28:37,080
Speaker 2: Name, all right, Sarah Sirah, it's not Sarah, it's Sarah Sarah.

535
00:28:38,040 --> 00:28:41,480
Speaker 3: So Charlie Blue is grinding and giving a lap dance

536
00:28:41,560 --> 00:28:45,360
Speaker 3: to his own wife, Sarah. Okay, they are fucking in

537
00:28:45,400 --> 00:28:48,320
Speaker 3: front of everybody, and nobody else is dancing, by the way,

538
00:28:48,360 --> 00:28:51,400
Speaker 3: it's a karaoke bar and everybody's like okay, cool.

539
00:28:52,600 --> 00:28:55,560
Speaker 2: And so he's like he's butt grinding on her or

540
00:28:55,680 --> 00:28:56,920
Speaker 2: just crotch grinding on.

541
00:28:57,200 --> 00:29:01,120
Speaker 3: He is doing a full ship tease. Is like he's

542
00:29:01,200 --> 00:29:04,600
Speaker 3: unbutoning ship. He's like backing it. This is pre twerking.

543
00:29:04,680 --> 00:29:08,560
Speaker 3: Nobody knew what toking was back then, but they are

544
00:29:08,760 --> 00:29:10,120
Speaker 3: going so hard on each other.

545
00:29:10,680 --> 00:29:11,800
Speaker 1: She's like into it.

546
00:29:11,880 --> 00:29:18,440
Speaker 2: She's into it, boy Tarli.

547
00:29:18,520 --> 00:29:20,440
Speaker 1: Sarah was into it.

548
00:29:20,520 --> 00:29:24,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, I did this girl name Jamie and Jamie

549
00:29:24,160 --> 00:29:25,760
Speaker 3: was like they do this fucking Aurora.

550
00:29:26,200 --> 00:29:28,560
Speaker 1: This is crazy. This is our thing. So anyways, this

551
00:29:28,720 --> 00:29:30,680
Speaker 1: is just banging on my door?

552
00:29:30,920 --> 00:29:32,959
Speaker 2: Is he singing. He's singing genuinees.

553
00:29:33,440 --> 00:29:38,920
Speaker 3: Nope, okay, just the music without the lyrics.

554
00:29:39,280 --> 00:29:44,240
Speaker 1: Oh, it's just the karaoke version of yeah, the genuine song.

555
00:29:44,640 --> 00:29:50,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, no microphone involved, just genuine is my pony instrumental

556
00:29:54,160 --> 00:29:57,440
Speaker 3: Tarley Blue I don't remember his name is so rah,

557
00:29:58,080 --> 00:30:00,960
Speaker 3: just fucking on a chair and in front of a

558
00:30:01,120 --> 00:30:03,360
Speaker 3: hundred of us in a bar like.

559
00:30:03,280 --> 00:30:06,240
Speaker 1: The Local, like as big as the Local, it's not big. Yeah,

560
00:30:06,360 --> 00:30:07,120
Speaker 1: Local is a good bar.

561
00:30:08,440 --> 00:30:11,360
Speaker 3: And uh so I'm like, okay, these guys are fucking

562
00:30:11,400 --> 00:30:14,160
Speaker 3: losers and have a great life and anyways, so that's

563
00:30:14,200 --> 00:30:15,160
Speaker 3: just banging on my door.

564
00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:18,120
Speaker 1: At one am. But she wants a divorce. She wants

565
00:30:18,120 --> 00:30:20,600
Speaker 1: a divorce up and I'm like, hey man, I'm Scottie.

566
00:30:20,880 --> 00:30:26,560
Speaker 3: And he's like, she's tried to divorce me, crying grown man.

567
00:30:26,640 --> 00:30:29,480
Speaker 3: I'm twenty one, so he is probably twenty three, twenty four,

568
00:30:29,560 --> 00:30:33,200
Speaker 3: and he's like, she wants out, she's fucking And I'm like, hey, man,

569
00:30:33,240 --> 00:30:33,560
Speaker 3: are you.

570
00:30:33,720 --> 00:30:37,440
Speaker 1: You're still in college? No? I just graduate, okay, I

571
00:30:37,760 --> 00:30:38,560
Speaker 1: just moved here.

572
00:30:39,040 --> 00:30:43,360
Speaker 3: And so this guy's like, again, I do not know

573
00:30:43,400 --> 00:30:46,479
Speaker 3: this man. I've never shaken his hand. And he's like,

574
00:30:46,640 --> 00:30:48,960
Speaker 3: she wants a divorce, we got a fight.

575
00:30:49,360 --> 00:30:50,280
Speaker 1: I don't know what I'm gonna do.

576
00:30:50,320 --> 00:30:52,680
Speaker 3: He's still wearing like a suit, like the ties a

577
00:30:52,680 --> 00:30:55,320
Speaker 3: little low, and you're like, oh boy. So he comes

578
00:30:55,320 --> 00:30:59,360
Speaker 3: into my room and I'm like, hey, man, it's okay.

579
00:30:59,760 --> 00:31:00,680
Speaker 1: Here's the other thing.

580
00:31:01,160 --> 00:31:04,160
Speaker 3: I don't know anybody's phone number. The only people I

581
00:31:04,240 --> 00:31:07,200
Speaker 3: know are I know the bride. The bride is getting

582
00:31:07,200 --> 00:31:08,640
Speaker 3: married the next day. It's one of m so I'm

583
00:31:08,680 --> 00:31:11,320
Speaker 3: not gonna call. Also, texting wasn't a thing back then.

584
00:31:11,320 --> 00:31:12,000
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna be.

585
00:31:11,920 --> 00:31:14,320
Speaker 1: Like, hey, there's a Charlie Blues here.

586
00:31:14,200 --> 00:31:18,600
Speaker 3: And he's gonna grind me if genuine comes on. So

587
00:31:18,640 --> 00:31:20,160
Speaker 3: I'm like, well, it's you and me, bud.

588
00:31:20,400 --> 00:31:23,080
Speaker 1: And when you're twenty one, you're so nice, You're so

589
00:31:23,240 --> 00:31:24,240
Speaker 1: inno because.

590
00:31:23,960 --> 00:31:27,520
Speaker 2: You also don't know maybe this happens all the time.

591
00:31:27,600 --> 00:31:29,800
Speaker 1: Maybe this is what adults do. Maybe this is what

592
00:31:29,880 --> 00:31:30,560
Speaker 1: adults do.

593
00:31:31,240 --> 00:31:33,240
Speaker 2: They cry at your door and you have to just

594
00:31:33,320 --> 00:31:36,200
Speaker 2: let them into your hotel room. Yes you don't know that,

595
00:31:36,280 --> 00:31:37,840
Speaker 2: you can just go sorry.

596
00:31:37,520 --> 00:31:44,160
Speaker 1: Man, boom, Yeah that's right. Sorry, I have poison ivy

597
00:31:44,640 --> 00:31:45,160
Speaker 1: good night.

598
00:31:46,080 --> 00:31:48,800
Speaker 3: Now I'm twenty one, and I'm like, I wasn't asleep,

599
00:31:49,160 --> 00:31:52,080
Speaker 3: and so I'm like okay. So then he hugs me

600
00:31:52,120 --> 00:31:53,920
Speaker 3: and he starts crying so hard against me.

601
00:31:53,920 --> 00:31:56,120
Speaker 1: He's like, she's gonna divorce me. She said she wants

602
00:31:56,160 --> 00:31:59,959
Speaker 1: to divorce. So I can't. All I know is the Lapdoce.

603
00:32:00,200 --> 00:32:01,160
Speaker 1: I don't know this couple.

604
00:32:01,640 --> 00:32:03,600
Speaker 3: So I'm like, all right, man, and I'm like, it's

605
00:32:03,600 --> 00:32:05,480
Speaker 3: not that bad, Like it's gonna be okay.

606
00:32:05,480 --> 00:32:07,080
Speaker 1: You guys are gonna work it out. Like I don't

607
00:32:07,080 --> 00:32:11,280
Speaker 1: know these people. I'm sure it's just misunderstanding. No, no,

608
00:32:11,560 --> 00:32:12,120
Speaker 1: And he's.

609
00:32:12,280 --> 00:32:15,960
Speaker 3: Drunk and just so upset, and he sits down on

610
00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:19,480
Speaker 3: the bed and I'm like sitting on the bed next

611
00:32:19,480 --> 00:32:22,920
Speaker 3: to him, and he just is talking and he's talking,

612
00:32:23,920 --> 00:32:26,200
Speaker 3: and it's like thirty minutes goes by and then an

613
00:32:26,320 --> 00:32:29,000
Speaker 3: hour goes by, and you don't understand.

614
00:32:29,080 --> 00:32:32,400
Speaker 1: I love this woman. I love this girl so fucking much.

615
00:32:32,680 --> 00:32:35,200
Speaker 1: I love this girl. I'm like, I know, you should

616
00:32:35,240 --> 00:32:38,440
Speaker 1: go tell her. You should go tell her somewhere else,

617
00:32:38,440 --> 00:32:40,160
Speaker 1: maybe with your crops while as on the place.

618
00:32:40,720 --> 00:32:44,360
Speaker 3: And so then I'm like he's like, what I do, bro,

619
00:32:44,480 --> 00:32:46,600
Speaker 3: what do I do? And I'm like, I don't know,

620
00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:48,920
Speaker 3: And so I do the only thing that a twenty

621
00:32:48,920 --> 00:32:50,360
Speaker 3: one year old knows how to do.

622
00:32:50,440 --> 00:32:51,760
Speaker 1: I put on Family Guy.

623
00:32:52,160 --> 00:32:55,560
Speaker 3: I put it on, and he starts laughing so fucking

624
00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:58,960
Speaker 3: hard at Family Guys, like this show's fucking ridiculous, man,

625
00:32:59,480 --> 00:33:01,280
Speaker 3: And so I go sit on a little sofa because

626
00:33:01,280 --> 00:33:04,040
Speaker 3: it's embassy sweet, so it's a sweet. So I'm sitting

627
00:33:04,280 --> 00:33:07,480
Speaker 3: with a man i've only seen grind his wife crying,

628
00:33:07,600 --> 00:33:11,040
Speaker 3: watching Family Guy laughing. And then he lays back down

629
00:33:11,040 --> 00:33:14,200
Speaker 3: with his arms over his head and falls asleep and

630
00:33:14,280 --> 00:33:17,240
Speaker 3: starts snoring. And so I think he's going to murder me.

631
00:33:17,520 --> 00:33:21,280
Speaker 3: I go, this man is gonna wake up and panic

632
00:33:21,320 --> 00:33:21,920
Speaker 3: and kill me.

633
00:33:22,840 --> 00:33:25,800
Speaker 2: Because he's gonna think he's gonna think there's a man

634
00:33:25,960 --> 00:33:26,600
Speaker 2: in his room.

635
00:33:26,760 --> 00:33:29,240
Speaker 1: Exactly. Yeah, it's so funny you said that, because that's

636
00:33:29,280 --> 00:33:30,440
Speaker 1: exactly what I thought.

637
00:33:30,560 --> 00:33:32,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, So I was like, I have to stay up

638
00:33:32,560 --> 00:33:35,040
Speaker 3: all night, and I'm like, Scottie, God damn it, you'll

639
00:33:35,080 --> 00:33:38,120
Speaker 3: be fine. You'll you're gonna stay up till the sunrise.

640
00:33:38,160 --> 00:33:40,920
Speaker 3: You're gonna get him out of here, you're gonna smooth

641
00:33:40,920 --> 00:33:44,520
Speaker 3: things over with Sarah, and you're gonna show up and

642
00:33:44,600 --> 00:33:47,800
Speaker 3: be a little tired. Your girlfriend's already mad at you

643
00:33:47,800 --> 00:33:50,680
Speaker 3: because she wasn't invited to this fucking thing. And so

644
00:33:50,760 --> 00:33:53,120
Speaker 3: I sit down the sofa and I instantly fall asleep.

645
00:33:53,960 --> 00:33:57,240
Speaker 3: And when I wake up, he's gone, gone, and its

646
00:33:57,280 --> 00:33:58,000
Speaker 3: sun's rising.

647
00:33:58,080 --> 00:33:58,719
Speaker 1: I'm like okay.

648
00:33:58,840 --> 00:34:02,840
Speaker 3: So then I go to the way, I go to

649
00:34:02,880 --> 00:34:05,360
Speaker 3: the wedding and I'm like, well, this is gonna be

650
00:34:05,480 --> 00:34:11,520
Speaker 3: weird because a divorce is gonna happen at this Yeah.

651
00:34:10,200 --> 00:34:14,239
Speaker 1: Whole tension. His high I had a gold tie, it

652
00:34:14,280 --> 00:34:16,600
Speaker 1: had some stripes on and I go here we go.

653
00:34:16,800 --> 00:34:17,040
Speaker 2: Yeah.

654
00:34:17,080 --> 00:34:19,560
Speaker 3: So I show up and I get there and I

655
00:34:19,600 --> 00:34:22,680
Speaker 3: grab a drink because I'm hungover, and the first person

656
00:34:22,719 --> 00:34:25,120
Speaker 3: I see is Tarley Blue and he looks at me

657
00:34:25,200 --> 00:34:29,520
Speaker 3: and he's never seen me before his entire life. No, no,

658
00:34:29,960 --> 00:34:32,480
Speaker 3: he doesn't nod at me, he doesn't look at me.

659
00:34:32,600 --> 00:34:35,040
Speaker 3: He goes, hey, man, I'm Charlie and I'm like, hey,

660
00:34:35,040 --> 00:34:35,919
Speaker 3: I'm Scottie.

661
00:34:36,280 --> 00:34:37,960
Speaker 1: And you didn't say anything. No.

662
00:34:38,360 --> 00:34:40,759
Speaker 3: I was terrified. I was like, oh my god, this

663
00:34:40,800 --> 00:34:43,040
Speaker 3: guy doesn't know the fuck I am. I thought he

664
00:34:43,120 --> 00:34:43,719
Speaker 3: was gonna.

665
00:34:43,480 --> 00:34:46,080
Speaker 1: Be like, thanks bro, thank you so much. It meant

666
00:34:46,160 --> 00:34:46,680
Speaker 1: so much for me.

667
00:34:46,840 --> 00:34:50,640
Speaker 2: But also that means he woke up after passing out,

668
00:34:50,880 --> 00:34:56,640
Speaker 2: saw you asleep? Next to him and I looked cute, decided, decided,

669
00:34:57,080 --> 00:35:01,239
Speaker 2: understood he was in your room, correct, left, went to bed,

670
00:35:01,360 --> 00:35:02,600
Speaker 2: woke up again and.

671
00:35:02,560 --> 00:35:04,000
Speaker 1: That didn't recognize you.

672
00:35:04,200 --> 00:35:10,239
Speaker 3: That is right, that's so crazy. Does it recognize me

673
00:35:11,160 --> 00:35:16,200
Speaker 3: at all? Gives a speech at the at the reception.

674
00:35:17,120 --> 00:35:18,120
Speaker 1: But you know what he did?

675
00:35:18,200 --> 00:35:23,720
Speaker 3: Remember what to do the lap dance to my pony

676
00:35:24,200 --> 00:35:28,080
Speaker 3: at the wedding. No, I swear to God, and Sharrah

677
00:35:28,480 --> 00:35:31,960
Speaker 3: was loving it. I've never seen a hornier woman not

678
00:35:32,160 --> 00:35:36,280
Speaker 3: getting married. And they sat there and during their dance

679
00:35:36,760 --> 00:35:38,520
Speaker 3: they did their fucking thing.

680
00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:42,120
Speaker 1: So he does he bring it? Here's my question.

681
00:35:42,200 --> 00:35:45,640
Speaker 2: Does he bring a chair out onto the dance floor?

682
00:35:46,520 --> 00:35:46,680
Speaker 3: Oh?

683
00:35:46,800 --> 00:35:51,279
Speaker 1: Ye're no? Oh yeah he does? Like this, he does.

684
00:35:51,400 --> 00:35:54,480
Speaker 1: He makes it a thing, he.

685
00:35:54,440 --> 00:35:57,040
Speaker 3: Like quoints at her and then he carries a chair

686
00:35:57,120 --> 00:35:58,959
Speaker 3: out like this, so he'd come out and be.

687
00:35:58,880 --> 00:36:04,680
Speaker 8: Like you, and she'd like and again divorced that night,

688
00:36:05,160 --> 00:36:07,440
Speaker 8: and then puts the chair down and then he's like this,

689
00:36:08,200 --> 00:36:09,960
Speaker 8: He walks around it.

690
00:36:11,560 --> 00:36:13,880
Speaker 1: And that presents it and then she'd sit.

691
00:36:13,880 --> 00:36:21,040
Speaker 3: And he ground her into pepper. It was glary. Never

692
00:36:21,160 --> 00:36:24,759
Speaker 3: said anything. I never told anyone, but I was like, man,

693
00:36:24,880 --> 00:36:27,120
Speaker 3: talk about becoming an adult in one day.

694
00:36:27,200 --> 00:36:32,839
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, I see what this is all about. Gary,

695
00:36:33,320 --> 00:36:41,920
Speaker 1: Oh my god, are you bomb God? It was a nightmare.

696
00:36:42,120 --> 00:36:42,879
Speaker 1: Oh my god.

697
00:36:42,960 --> 00:36:44,400
Speaker 3: I thought he was gonna be like he knows this

698
00:36:44,440 --> 00:36:47,840
Speaker 3: guy heard. He talked to me for one hour of

699
00:36:48,040 --> 00:36:49,760
Speaker 3: just like we've had your problem.

700
00:36:50,040 --> 00:36:52,240
Speaker 2: Got you're too nice, you're too nice.

701
00:36:52,560 --> 00:36:55,960
Speaker 1: Well he didn't dance on me. I was on that

702
00:36:56,080 --> 00:36:59,719
Speaker 1: south for like I'm asleep. So it is.

703
00:36:59,760 --> 00:37:02,040
Speaker 2: But like to go back to the original story too,

704
00:37:05,840 --> 00:37:10,240
Speaker 2: the idea of like, you know, how to propose to someone,

705
00:37:10,800 --> 00:37:13,960
Speaker 2: because my wife, my girlfriend at the time, had always

706
00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:17,399
Speaker 2: said to me that like whenever I was like, hey,

707
00:37:17,400 --> 00:37:18,440
Speaker 2: I got a surprise for.

708
00:37:18,400 --> 00:37:20,560
Speaker 1: You, she would always say, hey, oh, is it a

709
00:37:20,600 --> 00:37:23,920
Speaker 1: hot air balloon ride? And I would always be like, no,

710
00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:26,879
Speaker 1: it's not. We're going to go like to Target and

711
00:37:28,160 --> 00:37:29,280
Speaker 1: romantic good Deals.

712
00:37:30,719 --> 00:37:33,040
Speaker 2: And so then I was like, oh, well, I think

713
00:37:33,120 --> 00:37:36,319
Speaker 2: she really likes hot air balloon rides because she says

714
00:37:37,200 --> 00:37:41,600
Speaker 2: all the time, don't you do this? And so so

715
00:37:41,680 --> 00:37:43,680
Speaker 2: I made a plan to propose to her on a

716
00:37:43,680 --> 00:37:47,040
Speaker 2: hot air balloon ride. And it turns out that that

717
00:37:47,280 --> 00:37:51,279
Speaker 2: was just her funny way of saying the thing she

718
00:37:51,440 --> 00:37:52,279
Speaker 2: would like the.

719
00:37:52,320 --> 00:37:55,239
Speaker 1: Least in this world. That's right, that's right.

720
00:37:56,160 --> 00:37:59,880
Speaker 2: So she had a panic attack for a full hour.

721
00:38:01,160 --> 00:38:03,920
Speaker 2: She wouldn't turn around the entire time we were on

722
00:38:03,920 --> 00:38:06,160
Speaker 2: the hot air, this white knuckle. I was just like

723
00:38:06,239 --> 00:38:07,319
Speaker 2: rubbing her back and be.

724
00:38:07,320 --> 00:38:09,920
Speaker 1: Like, hey, babe, you want to maybe turn around, and she.

725
00:38:09,960 --> 00:38:14,839
Speaker 2: Was like no, And she was just constantly flexing her

726
00:38:14,920 --> 00:38:19,480
Speaker 2: knees because that's where a guy had told her to

727
00:38:19,600 --> 00:38:24,080
Speaker 2: do when we land, like to flex your knees to impact.

728
00:38:24,120 --> 00:38:26,560
Speaker 2: So we were like, I don't know, like two thousand

729
00:38:26,560 --> 00:38:29,239
Speaker 2: feet in the sky, and she's still flexing her knees.

730
00:38:29,920 --> 00:38:33,000
Speaker 2: Like if the balloon popped and we like plummeted out

731
00:38:33,040 --> 00:38:33,719
Speaker 2: of the sky, she was.

732
00:38:33,719 --> 00:38:36,320
Speaker 1: Gonna like jump right at the ass shocks.

733
00:38:38,440 --> 00:38:40,600
Speaker 2: And then and then we're like and I think this

734
00:38:40,680 --> 00:38:42,799
Speaker 2: is gonna be And I paid extra to have it

735
00:38:42,840 --> 00:38:45,799
Speaker 2: be just the two of us, not like ten other

736
00:38:45,840 --> 00:38:47,560
Speaker 2: people there.

737
00:38:47,680 --> 00:38:48,439
Speaker 1: But what you.

738
00:38:48,440 --> 00:38:51,200
Speaker 2: Don't think of when you do that is that it's

739
00:38:51,280 --> 00:38:54,719
Speaker 2: the two of you and then the balloonist.

740
00:38:54,960 --> 00:38:57,560
Speaker 1: A third party, a third man is there.

741
00:38:57,680 --> 00:39:01,160
Speaker 2: You know, a guy who has dedicated did his life

742
00:39:01,360 --> 00:39:04,840
Speaker 2: to hot air ballooning likes to wake up at five am.

743
00:39:05,040 --> 00:39:07,200
Speaker 1: Real weirdo, real weirdo.

744
00:39:07,480 --> 00:39:11,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, And so I'm rubbing his back and he's looking

745
00:39:11,560 --> 00:39:13,640
Speaker 2: at me, and I'm like, please stop looking at me.

746
00:39:16,040 --> 00:39:19,120
Speaker 1: And there is no and there is no like a

747
00:39:19,160 --> 00:39:22,200
Speaker 1: fly Like he's a pilot. He considers himself a pilot.

748
00:39:22,280 --> 00:39:24,440
Speaker 1: That's what he calls himself, a.

749
00:39:24,400 --> 00:39:27,799
Speaker 2: Balloon pilot, which is funny.

750
00:39:29,480 --> 00:39:29,640
Speaker 1: Boy.

751
00:39:29,800 --> 00:39:33,400
Speaker 2: There is no way to there is no like piloting

752
00:39:33,440 --> 00:39:36,799
Speaker 2: a balloon. It's just it's just like, uh, we do

753
00:39:36,880 --> 00:39:38,759
Speaker 2: a controlled crash at the end.

754
00:39:39,239 --> 00:39:42,640
Speaker 1: Who here has been on a hot air balloon before? Yeah?

755
00:39:42,840 --> 00:39:45,239
Speaker 3: You since you do crash right at the end, it's

756
00:39:45,280 --> 00:39:46,760
Speaker 3: like we're going to crash in that field.

757
00:39:47,080 --> 00:39:49,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just like we need a real big area.

758
00:39:49,480 --> 00:39:52,160
Speaker 1: Why is that? Because we have no control over what

759
00:39:52,200 --> 00:39:53,600
Speaker 1: we do. They looked at me.

760
00:39:53,680 --> 00:39:56,080
Speaker 3: Kurtibe and I did one where we took a chicken

761
00:39:56,200 --> 00:39:58,359
Speaker 3: up to give the chicken the noblest flight of all

762
00:39:58,440 --> 00:40:00,399
Speaker 3: time because chickens can't fly that long.

763
00:40:00,440 --> 00:40:02,799
Speaker 1: It's like twenty three cents. Well, the original idea was

764
00:40:02,800 --> 00:40:03,279
Speaker 1: that we were.

765
00:40:03,200 --> 00:40:06,880
Speaker 2: Going to give a uh, a penguin, a penguin the

766
00:40:06,920 --> 00:40:09,200
Speaker 2: gift of flight in a blimp in a blimp.

767
00:40:09,719 --> 00:40:12,840
Speaker 3: Comedy Central was like, you know how much that fucking costs,

768
00:40:13,880 --> 00:40:14,239
Speaker 3: and they.

769
00:40:14,160 --> 00:40:17,480
Speaker 1: Were like, what about a chicken in a hot air balloon? Sold?

770
00:40:19,560 --> 00:40:22,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, But at the end the guy was like he

771
00:40:22,560 --> 00:40:23,920
Speaker 3: was good too. I was like, you want me to

772
00:40:23,920 --> 00:40:25,440
Speaker 3: touch that bush on top of that mountain.

773
00:40:25,480 --> 00:40:27,560
Speaker 1: We're like the hell yeah, we do, and then he did.

774
00:40:27,719 --> 00:40:29,799
Speaker 1: It was fucking awesome. All right, He's pretty good.

775
00:40:29,840 --> 00:40:32,040
Speaker 3: But then at the end, Kurt's holding a chicken that's

776
00:40:32,120 --> 00:40:33,239
Speaker 3: just shitting all over him.

777
00:40:33,400 --> 00:40:34,799
Speaker 1: Wisconsin shit the whole time.

778
00:40:34,840 --> 00:40:37,600
Speaker 2: So I'm holding this chicken, so if the chicken wanted

779
00:40:37,640 --> 00:40:38,880
Speaker 2: to die, it could have easily.

780
00:40:39,480 --> 00:40:41,759
Speaker 1: The edge was like right here, and the chicken's right here.

781
00:40:41,760 --> 00:40:44,160
Speaker 2: He didn't jump, but I was wearing a top gun

782
00:40:44,160 --> 00:40:45,920
Speaker 2: flight suit, so it was pretty cool.

783
00:40:45,800 --> 00:40:48,520
Speaker 3: And I was off camera and the guy was like, Scotti,

784
00:40:48,560 --> 00:40:51,040
Speaker 3: how do you feel about jumping? And I'm like all right,

785
00:40:51,360 --> 00:40:53,200
Speaker 3: all right, let's do it. And then he's like, when

786
00:40:53,239 --> 00:40:55,279
Speaker 3: you jump, there's gonna be ropes, and just grab the rope.

787
00:40:55,320 --> 00:40:58,080
Speaker 3: And that's how they landed. For our hot air balloon.

788
00:40:58,080 --> 00:41:00,880
Speaker 3: It's out there every time they as and then somebody

789
00:41:00,920 --> 00:41:03,600
Speaker 3: jumps out and grabs the rope. It's like no, no,

790
00:41:04,480 --> 00:41:06,840
Speaker 3: like an umbrella in a thunderstorm.

791
00:41:07,000 --> 00:42:03,960
Speaker 9: You're like, please, don't die.

792
00:41:38,320 --> 00:41:40,799
Speaker 1: Anyway. So should we bring our guests out? I think

793
00:41:41,160 --> 00:41:42,080
Speaker 1: yeah we should.

794
00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:51,640
Speaker 2: Because she's She started as a clinical infectious disease researcher

795
00:41:51,719 --> 00:41:55,120
Speaker 2: with an Instagram but that's a good start. Then twenty

796
00:41:55,200 --> 00:41:58,360
Speaker 2: twenty happened, and via daily updates breaking down the nitty

797
00:41:58,360 --> 00:42:02,480
Speaker 2: gritty of the science behind co she's skyrocketed to fame

798
00:42:02,800 --> 00:42:06,640
Speaker 2: providing solace and information for hundreds of thousands of people.

799
00:42:06,840 --> 00:42:10,239
Speaker 2: Is now her full time job as a Director of

800
00:42:10,320 --> 00:42:13,960
Speaker 2: Science Communications for the School of Public Health. She's also

801
00:42:14,040 --> 00:42:19,440
Speaker 2: been named Banana of the Great Choir to the stage

802
00:42:19,719 --> 00:42:20,680
Speaker 2: Laurel Bristow.

803
00:42:30,400 --> 00:42:34,280
Speaker 3: She probably deserves a Charlie Fromage, Kurt hit a Charlie

804
00:42:34,280 --> 00:42:35,400
Speaker 3: Fromage for Laurel.

805
00:42:35,680 --> 00:42:40,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm so sorry.

806
00:42:40,760 --> 00:42:44,160
Speaker 3: I wasn't going, but wow, will someone in this sector

807
00:42:44,520 --> 00:42:47,480
Speaker 3: go get the confessions for us, because we start our

808
00:42:47,520 --> 00:42:48,680
Speaker 3: guests with confessions?

809
00:42:48,760 --> 00:42:56,640
Speaker 1: Yes, s Yeah, how are you, Laurel? It's Sarrah, Hey Laurel,

810
00:42:57,600 --> 00:43:00,000
Speaker 1: Well welcome. This is gonna be a cake walk for you.

811
00:43:00,160 --> 00:43:00,560
Speaker 1: It is.

812
00:43:00,600 --> 00:43:03,560
Speaker 3: We're gonna do confessions first. I have two quick shout outs.

813
00:43:04,400 --> 00:43:06,480
Speaker 1: If you guys will I'm ready for it.

814
00:43:07,239 --> 00:43:12,399
Speaker 3: Kristin Kristin Murphy wants to shout out her partly Caitlyn d.

815
00:43:13,239 --> 00:43:21,280
Speaker 1: Who's here for her birthday. We can get you sort

816
00:43:21,360 --> 00:43:26,120
Speaker 1: of the station like, oh is that it? Oh you did?

817
00:43:26,800 --> 00:43:31,239
Speaker 1: Oh my, oh my god, that's so beautiful, Alexandra.

818
00:43:31,160 --> 00:43:39,600
Speaker 3: Alexandra go to Proxanda. That is really beautiful, kit with

819
00:43:39,719 --> 00:43:43,960
Speaker 3: a bucket ut Well, happy birthday. Caitlyn started her second

820
00:43:44,040 --> 00:43:47,160
Speaker 3: level of g I A glasses for those of you

821
00:43:47,239 --> 00:43:51,799
Speaker 3: that who aren't obsessed with stones. That is Gemalogical Institute

822
00:43:51,800 --> 00:43:54,000
Speaker 3: of America.

823
00:43:55,840 --> 00:44:00,879
Speaker 1: This is for you, young lady. This table here, sir.

824
00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:03,160
Speaker 2: And also, you guys are fully aware that we have

825
00:44:03,200 --> 00:44:06,920
Speaker 2: the Banana's wine for sale. Ye yeah, yeah, it's very exciting.

826
00:44:07,040 --> 00:44:09,320
Speaker 1: We could start to get happy birthday too. Are the

827
00:44:10,040 --> 00:44:10,759
Speaker 1: actually in here?

828
00:44:10,840 --> 00:44:14,759
Speaker 3: Yes, thank you for doing this. This is a beautiful thing.

829
00:44:17,280 --> 00:44:20,040
Speaker 3: And you're carrying on your family's business for blah blah

830
00:44:20,040 --> 00:44:21,800
Speaker 3: blah forever you roll ass.

831
00:44:21,840 --> 00:44:26,440
Speaker 1: Good for you. And then Lynn, Sarah, Lynn, Lynn, are

832
00:44:26,480 --> 00:44:32,640
Speaker 1: you here? That's shut up? You're so loud.

833
00:44:33,040 --> 00:44:36,560
Speaker 3: You're the best, wants to shout out her boyfriend Andrew

834
00:44:36,640 --> 00:44:39,600
Speaker 3: flew to Raleigh from Boston then drove here tonight so

835
00:44:39,719 --> 00:44:45,400
Speaker 3: Lynn could have a little birthday week and and Lynn,

836
00:44:45,480 --> 00:44:47,360
Speaker 3: we have a bottle for you too. Lynn, if you

837
00:44:47,400 --> 00:44:49,399
Speaker 3: want to come up somewhere, we can pass it down

838
00:44:49,440 --> 00:44:53,440
Speaker 3: the line somehow, unless you're afraid.

839
00:44:53,040 --> 00:44:57,640
Speaker 1: Of free wine. Loser, No, you're coming up.

840
00:44:57,719 --> 00:45:01,120
Speaker 3: Happy birthday, and good on you, boy friend for going

841
00:45:01,160 --> 00:45:04,880
Speaker 3: the extra mile. Nobody in Boston's ever done anything nice

842
00:45:04,880 --> 00:45:11,480
Speaker 3: to congratulations, n beautifully done. And you guys know the deal.

843
00:45:11,520 --> 00:45:13,440
Speaker 3: You can send confessions to our live show whenever.

844
00:45:14,080 --> 00:45:16,880
Speaker 1: Let's just confess right here. It is first up.

845
00:45:16,960 --> 00:45:19,799
Speaker 2: My sister lives here in Atlanta, but I didn't tell

846
00:45:19,800 --> 00:45:21,240
Speaker 2: her I was coming to town.

847
00:45:23,400 --> 00:45:27,880
Speaker 1: You are absombed. You're at and it's a quick trip.

848
00:45:27,920 --> 00:45:29,640
Speaker 2: You don't want to you don't want the bullshit.

849
00:45:29,960 --> 00:45:30,840
Speaker 1: I have a good one.

850
00:45:31,280 --> 00:45:34,120
Speaker 10: Everyone thinks I have a master's degree, but I actually

851
00:45:34,200 --> 00:45:38,520
Speaker 10: quit slash dropped out. Academia is a scam. I absolve

852
00:45:38,560 --> 00:45:39,680
Speaker 10: you personally.

853
00:45:39,320 --> 00:45:40,440
Speaker 1: Absalt.

854
00:45:41,719 --> 00:45:45,160
Speaker 3: Here's a very Atlanta Southern thing in general. I put

855
00:45:45,239 --> 00:45:50,560
Speaker 3: ketchup on my Mac and cheese. I will say real

856
00:45:50,640 --> 00:45:53,920
Speaker 3: quick side story like mega fasted story on the street

857
00:45:53,920 --> 00:45:56,320
Speaker 3: I lived when I was twenty one again, I was

858
00:45:56,360 --> 00:45:58,480
Speaker 3: a kid, and the neighbors are like, do you want

859
00:45:58,480 --> 00:46:00,800
Speaker 3: to come over and we're like, sure, we're a little cookout.

860
00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:03,040
Speaker 3: And then at the cookout and sorry, if I told

861
00:46:03,040 --> 00:46:04,400
Speaker 3: this Stirl on the poddle ard, you can raise your

862
00:46:04,400 --> 00:46:06,960
Speaker 3: hand if I did this. One guy goes, where are

863
00:46:06,960 --> 00:46:09,200
Speaker 3: you from? I go Maryland. He goes, do you put

864
00:46:09,239 --> 00:46:13,239
Speaker 3: mayo on your Chick fil a? First question? I go,

865
00:46:13,360 --> 00:46:17,960
Speaker 3: I guess. And then for two hours everybody at the

866
00:46:17,960 --> 00:46:20,520
Speaker 3: party talked about whether you should put mayo on your

867
00:46:20,600 --> 00:46:23,400
Speaker 3: Chick fil A or not. And then his wife goes,

868
00:46:23,600 --> 00:46:25,319
Speaker 3: would you guys shut up about that?

869
00:46:25,440 --> 00:46:26,319
Speaker 1: Like I'm so sick of.

870
00:46:26,360 --> 00:46:30,280
Speaker 3: Talk about mayonnaise, And then nobody talked for thirty seconds

871
00:46:30,960 --> 00:46:34,600
Speaker 3: and she goes, all right, talk about fucking mayo. So

872
00:46:35,200 --> 00:46:40,560
Speaker 3: Atlanta keeps ripping. Find some goodies, all right?

873
00:46:40,560 --> 00:46:41,120
Speaker 1: Here it is.

874
00:46:41,320 --> 00:46:43,879
Speaker 2: When my boyfriend and best friend.

875
00:46:44,160 --> 00:46:45,600
Speaker 1: Moved away to be together.

876
00:46:46,400 --> 00:46:48,920
Speaker 2: I went to Scotland for two weeks and slept with

877
00:46:48,960 --> 00:46:53,640
Speaker 2: her ex who she never told she was dating, which

878
00:46:53,760 --> 00:46:54,960
Speaker 2: was his best friend.

879
00:46:56,320 --> 00:46:59,440
Speaker 3: Dude, I don't say it one more time. I'm so lost,

880
00:47:00,200 --> 00:47:02,359
Speaker 3: all right, curnieb hit us again, buddy boy.

881
00:47:02,440 --> 00:47:06,000
Speaker 2: When my best friend and boyfriend moved away to be together,

882
00:47:06,120 --> 00:47:06,840
Speaker 2: so they left.

883
00:47:06,880 --> 00:47:09,600
Speaker 1: They her best friend went to be with her boyfriend.

884
00:47:09,640 --> 00:47:10,680
Speaker 1: Oh fuck that.

885
00:47:11,080 --> 00:47:14,279
Speaker 2: So then she went to Scotland for two weeks and

886
00:47:14,360 --> 00:47:19,920
Speaker 2: slept with her best friend's ex, who she never told

887
00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:22,080
Speaker 2: she was dating someone else.

888
00:47:22,640 --> 00:47:24,719
Speaker 1: Okay, I get it, I got it, I'm with it.

889
00:47:24,960 --> 00:47:31,880
Speaker 1: Oh oh what which was his best friend? Oh? I

890
00:47:31,880 --> 00:47:34,600
Speaker 1: don't know. These people know each other too much. You

891
00:47:34,640 --> 00:47:38,480
Speaker 1: guys need more friends, too much connection. There, you are absolved.

892
00:47:38,520 --> 00:47:40,520
Speaker 2: You are what do you even though I don't really

893
00:47:40,520 --> 00:47:43,640
Speaker 2: know what we're absolving you for, I.

894
00:47:43,640 --> 00:47:46,239
Speaker 1: Get what you were doing. You're absolved.

895
00:47:47,480 --> 00:47:49,799
Speaker 10: Mine is I called Scotty on the banana phone too

896
00:47:49,920 --> 00:47:53,400
Speaker 10: drunk to talk three times. Yeah, and I will say

897
00:47:53,520 --> 00:47:55,799
Speaker 10: I called the banana phone because I assumed that it

898
00:47:55,880 --> 00:47:58,359
Speaker 10: was a lie, and Scotty actually picked up, and then

899
00:47:58,360 --> 00:47:59,839
Speaker 10: I had to be like, he's good.

900
00:48:02,960 --> 00:48:03,440
Speaker 1: Yeah we did.

901
00:48:03,640 --> 00:48:06,000
Speaker 10: I know I have your actual phone number, but I

902
00:48:06,040 --> 00:48:07,160
Speaker 10: thought you guys were making it up.

903
00:48:07,320 --> 00:48:09,960
Speaker 3: No, now it's some poor dude in Ohio. It's like,

904
00:48:10,040 --> 00:48:13,520
Speaker 3: would you please fucking stop? But those episodes are out forever,

905
00:48:13,760 --> 00:48:15,680
Speaker 3: so there's nothing we can do.

906
00:48:15,800 --> 00:48:15,960
Speaker 1: Pal.

907
00:48:16,160 --> 00:48:19,840
Speaker 3: Sorry, Pal, we gave that number out about one hundred times.

908
00:48:20,680 --> 00:48:23,600
Speaker 1: Here's a juicy confession.

909
00:48:24,640 --> 00:48:26,879
Speaker 3: I had a threesome with my boss and his wife,

910
00:48:26,920 --> 00:48:28,120
Speaker 3: and now I want to raise.

911
00:48:28,560 --> 00:48:34,040
Speaker 10: Oh, sounds like you already got one.

912
00:48:36,800 --> 00:48:40,600
Speaker 1: You deserve a raise. Sounds like you gotta raise in

913
00:48:40,680 --> 00:48:44,359
Speaker 1: a different way.

914
00:48:45,080 --> 00:48:49,120
Speaker 2: I a vegan, woke up after a particularly crazy party,

915
00:48:49,760 --> 00:48:54,799
Speaker 2: upside down in my friend's bed between her and her boyfriend,

916
00:48:55,280 --> 00:48:57,759
Speaker 2: with sticky, sticky hands.

917
00:48:57,640 --> 00:49:00,000
Speaker 1: And no memory of what had happened the night before.

918
00:49:00,360 --> 00:49:04,000
Speaker 1: That's fine. That sounds fun. That's good. That's good.

919
00:49:04,200 --> 00:49:07,600
Speaker 2: I found out by matching my hand to a red,

920
00:49:07,880 --> 00:49:14,719
Speaker 2: saucy handprint on the carpet that sleep walking, drunk vegan

921
00:49:14,840 --> 00:49:19,000
Speaker 2: me had been eating meat balls in the night with

922
00:49:19,080 --> 00:49:22,160
Speaker 2: my bare hands.

923
00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:25,040
Speaker 1: It's there, it doesn't.

924
00:49:25,080 --> 00:49:30,720
Speaker 2: Also, stay then crawled into bed upside down with her.

925
00:49:30,600 --> 00:49:32,680
Speaker 1: Friend and his boyfriend. Good.

926
00:49:33,360 --> 00:49:36,400
Speaker 3: That's really good. Also, you're definitely absolved. That sounds like

927
00:49:36,440 --> 00:49:37,200
Speaker 3: an awesome night.

928
00:49:37,280 --> 00:49:38,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, it sounds delicious.

929
00:49:39,680 --> 00:49:42,040
Speaker 10: In college, one of my roommates got handsy with my

930
00:49:42,080 --> 00:49:45,200
Speaker 10: female friend. After finding out my other roommate and myself

931
00:49:45,520 --> 00:49:48,560
Speaker 10: seeked vengeance by peeing on his box spring and placing

932
00:49:48,560 --> 00:49:49,760
Speaker 10: his mattress on top.

933
00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:56,879
Speaker 1: It's seems fair. Also was fun. That's a fun night.

934
00:49:58,560 --> 00:50:01,200
Speaker 2: Like the fact that you they had to like do that,

935
00:50:01,320 --> 00:50:04,120
Speaker 2: Like was like, all right, I'll turn around and then

936
00:50:04,239 --> 00:50:07,080
Speaker 2: there's just a person on a box spring squatting.

937
00:50:08,080 --> 00:50:10,359
Speaker 1: And then the other person's like, now I will do it.

938
00:50:11,280 --> 00:50:15,960
Speaker 3: Sure, Sure, I say, yeah, Larle's concerned about this one.

939
00:50:15,960 --> 00:50:19,720
Speaker 3: But I said, yes, there's no children here, we're children.

940
00:50:19,800 --> 00:50:22,280
Speaker 10: Go ahead, it says, I blew my boyfriend to completion

941
00:50:22,400 --> 00:50:23,160
Speaker 10: in my office.

942
00:50:23,400 --> 00:50:31,640
Speaker 1: I am a pastor. Gotta go bag.

943
00:50:32,040 --> 00:50:37,799
Speaker 3: Hey, man, this is my body.

944
00:50:37,440 --> 00:50:42,919
Speaker 1: I pooped in my parents' front yard. That's what I'm

945
00:50:42,920 --> 00:50:46,560
Speaker 1: a front yard. Everybody should do that at some point

946
00:50:46,600 --> 00:50:50,400
Speaker 1: in their lot. That's so funny. I worked with this

947
00:50:50,480 --> 00:50:53,200
Speaker 1: dude in New Orleans and again, serve to this world already.

948
00:50:53,239 --> 00:50:55,320
Speaker 3: But like, we were shooting the show in New Orleans

949
00:50:55,840 --> 00:51:02,120
Speaker 3: and there's god named Keegan. Keegan not here, thank god.

950
00:51:03,560 --> 00:51:07,960
Speaker 3: He wore a Creed shirt for the first five days,

951
00:51:08,920 --> 00:51:14,880
Speaker 3: but five different Creed the band Creed shirts. So on Friday,

952
00:51:15,239 --> 00:51:18,520
Speaker 3: day five, I was the boss. I was the showrunner,

953
00:51:18,600 --> 00:51:21,360
Speaker 3: and so I go, you really like Creed?

954
00:51:21,560 --> 00:51:24,080
Speaker 1: Huh? I thought it was a joke. He goes, best

955
00:51:24,080 --> 00:51:24,600
Speaker 1: band ever.

956
00:51:24,640 --> 00:51:27,680
Speaker 3: Man, You guys, I'm a pastor, and like, I just

957
00:51:27,760 --> 00:51:29,680
Speaker 3: work all their lyrics into my sermons.

958
00:51:29,719 --> 00:51:34,640
Speaker 1: I'm like dude. Side note.

959
00:51:35,280 --> 00:51:38,000
Speaker 3: We needed a title sequence and he said he would

960
00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:41,160
Speaker 3: get Adam Devine's face tattooed on his stomach for two

961
00:51:41,280 --> 00:51:43,320
Speaker 3: hundred dollars if we put him in the main titles.

962
00:51:43,440 --> 00:51:47,959
Speaker 1: And we did and he did. So. This pastor has

963
00:51:48,080 --> 00:51:49,719
Speaker 1: the actor Adam Dne's face.

964
00:51:49,760 --> 00:51:52,960
Speaker 3: Right here, and it's on for one second of Adam

965
00:51:52,960 --> 00:51:53,800
Speaker 3: Brine's house party.

966
00:51:54,239 --> 00:51:56,880
Speaker 1: He was yeah, but yeah, and he did. He was

967
00:51:56,920 --> 00:51:58,840
Speaker 1: just laying there, but yeah. He was like, creed on it.

968
00:51:58,920 --> 00:52:00,440
Speaker 1: He like put down what he was doing. He's like,

969
00:52:00,680 --> 00:52:03,400
Speaker 1: I want to talk about Creed. I'm like, I don't.

970
00:52:03,440 --> 00:52:04,440
Speaker 1: I thought this was a bit.

971
00:52:04,880 --> 00:52:08,080
Speaker 10: Do you think he watched the Scott stab Kid Rock sex.

972
00:52:07,840 --> 00:52:12,440
Speaker 3: Tape more than anything in his life A hundred times?

973
00:52:12,480 --> 00:52:12,879
Speaker 1: It's funny.

974
00:52:12,960 --> 00:52:15,600
Speaker 10: There is a Kegan here. It's a girl Keegan, and

975
00:52:15,640 --> 00:52:17,200
Speaker 10: it's one of my very good friends.

976
00:52:17,280 --> 00:52:25,520
Speaker 3: Give it up for Kegan, not a pastor. Didn't blow

977
00:52:25,640 --> 00:52:26,880
Speaker 3: somebody in the office.

978
00:52:27,280 --> 00:52:28,480
Speaker 1: We love your Kegan.

979
00:52:28,640 --> 00:52:29,160
Speaker 10: Good job.

980
00:52:30,080 --> 00:52:32,480
Speaker 2: I have one to end on, so does anybody have

981
00:52:32,480 --> 00:52:33,480
Speaker 2: one before we end?

982
00:52:36,560 --> 00:52:39,480
Speaker 1: Go all right here? It is nothing to do juicy.

983
00:52:39,880 --> 00:52:42,920
Speaker 2: My fiance was in a motorcycle accident in June and

984
00:52:43,000 --> 00:52:45,880
Speaker 2: had to have his left leg amputated below the knee.

985
00:52:46,239 --> 00:52:49,239
Speaker 2: He can now stand and walk on a prosthetic in

986
00:52:49,320 --> 00:52:52,960
Speaker 2: time for our wedding on October twenty first holiday.

987
00:52:52,600 --> 00:52:54,360
Speaker 1: Seven days, we'll reulation.

988
00:52:58,040 --> 00:53:03,600
Speaker 2: That's fucking awesome and those are con fash uribe.

989
00:53:03,760 --> 00:53:07,719
Speaker 1: Okay, who well, let's do longest banana, longest banana? Who

990
00:53:07,800 --> 00:53:13,719
Speaker 1: came from the furthest away? That's so far, that's very far.

991
00:53:13,880 --> 00:53:23,279
Speaker 1: Where Pennsylvania live? What name the town? What's the town? Yeah?

992
00:53:23,360 --> 00:53:28,000
Speaker 1: You will? Is it true that if you.

993
00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:31,080
Speaker 2: Do realize we're doing Philly and Pittsburgh in December?

994
00:53:31,200 --> 00:53:34,120
Speaker 1: Right, and we would love to have you at both.

995
00:53:34,719 --> 00:53:36,719
Speaker 2: If you're right in the middle, it's easy, pas.

996
00:53:36,800 --> 00:53:42,480
Speaker 3: And can anybody be Pennsylvania for the shows?

997
00:53:42,480 --> 00:53:42,680
Speaker 1: Oh?

998
00:53:42,760 --> 00:53:44,680
Speaker 3: And the medium is in the Oh you weren't splitting

999
00:53:44,719 --> 00:53:47,640
Speaker 3: in the city. Hell yeah, yeah, we're gonna do it too,

1000
00:53:47,680 --> 00:53:49,400
Speaker 3: because Pa counts.

1001
00:53:49,000 --> 00:53:51,799
Speaker 1: All right, Pa, come on down? And also La come

1002
00:53:51,840 --> 00:53:54,839
Speaker 1: on over or right comes stand up? I should say.

1003
00:53:54,880 --> 00:54:00,960
Speaker 3: And now, is it true that if six or more

1004
00:54:01,000 --> 00:54:02,239
Speaker 3: women live in a house in.

1005
00:54:02,200 --> 00:54:06,000
Speaker 1: Pennsylvania it's considered a brothel? Or is that that is true? Right?

1006
00:54:06,120 --> 00:54:07,919
Speaker 1: Or is that an urban legend? That's true?

1007
00:54:07,960 --> 00:54:09,319
Speaker 10: Where I went to college too.

1008
00:54:09,400 --> 00:54:10,200
Speaker 1: Where did you go to call?

1009
00:54:10,480 --> 00:54:13,640
Speaker 10: I went to UC San Diego, Go Titans in La Jolla.

1010
00:54:13,800 --> 00:54:17,200
Speaker 10: You can't have frat houses or sorority houses because they're

1011
00:54:17,200 --> 00:54:18,120
Speaker 10: considered brothels.

1012
00:54:19,160 --> 00:54:28,399
Speaker 1: Wow. What what's your name? Pennsylvania? Great? Great? Everybody enjoy it.

1013
00:54:28,520 --> 00:54:29,320
Speaker 1: Go to Woodies.

1014
00:54:29,400 --> 00:54:32,040
Speaker 3: Get a cheesteak with mustard on it for some reason.

1015
00:54:32,440 --> 00:54:35,200
Speaker 3: All right, thank you for coming from La That's so

1016
00:54:35,280 --> 00:54:35,799
Speaker 3: sweet of you.

1017
00:54:36,480 --> 00:54:39,680
Speaker 1: Did you have fun? It's split in the city. That's

1018
00:54:39,760 --> 00:54:43,000
Speaker 1: all we can ask. Yes and I did is the

1019
00:54:43,120 --> 00:54:48,319
Speaker 1: highest praise from a banana. All right, should we do it?

1020
00:54:48,400 --> 00:54:49,360
Speaker 1: Let's get into it.

1021
00:54:49,440 --> 00:54:53,440
Speaker 2: Here it is a journalist tried to test her country's

1022
00:54:53,520 --> 00:54:57,800
Speaker 2: name and guidelines by calling her baby Methamphetamine Rules.

1023
00:55:00,560 --> 00:55:06,600
Speaker 1: To her shock, the name was approved day. Her baby

1024
00:55:06,640 --> 00:55:09,520
Speaker 1: is now called Methamphetamine Rules. Not nice.

1025
00:55:10,239 --> 00:55:13,040
Speaker 2: This was sent in by Lyda, Thank you, Lida Leada?

1026
00:55:13,040 --> 00:55:19,160
Speaker 1: Are you here? Nope? And this was written by Joshua Zitzter,

1027
00:55:19,560 --> 00:55:24,920
Speaker 1: who is the nic Here it is.

1028
00:55:26,600 --> 00:55:30,880
Speaker 2: When Australian journalist Kirsten Drysdale gave birth to her third

1029
00:55:31,080 --> 00:55:36,440
Speaker 2: child in July. It's gonna go like Kevin Bryan Methamphetamine Rules.

1030
00:55:37,120 --> 00:55:38,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, what that's nuts?

1031
00:55:38,840 --> 00:55:42,080
Speaker 2: She decided to use the opportunity to put her country's

1032
00:55:42,200 --> 00:55:44,040
Speaker 2: naming restrictions to the test.

1033
00:55:44,719 --> 00:55:48,359
Speaker 1: One game with a child's name, What a human being?

1034
00:55:49,000 --> 00:55:51,120
Speaker 2: Curious to see if any names would be rejected, the

1035
00:55:51,160 --> 00:55:55,400
Speaker 2: journalists for Australia's ABC decided to submit her sons given

1036
00:55:55,400 --> 00:55:58,960
Speaker 2: first and middle names as methamphetamine rules to New South

1037
00:55:58,960 --> 00:56:02,160
Speaker 2: Wales birth deesk and marriages. The Guardian reported, according to

1038
00:56:02,280 --> 00:56:05,640
Speaker 2: NSW birth deesk, a marriage is rules. A baby name

1039
00:56:05,680 --> 00:56:08,239
Speaker 2: will not be approved. It is a if it is offensive,

1040
00:56:08,320 --> 00:56:11,400
Speaker 2: too long, includes numbers and symbols, or it could be

1041
00:56:11,480 --> 00:56:14,120
Speaker 2: confused with a title or rank, such as colonel, Saint

1042
00:56:14,200 --> 00:56:18,120
Speaker 2: Queen or prince. Wait, you can't name your child queen or.

1043
00:56:18,239 --> 00:56:20,920
Speaker 1: Colonel Saint Queen or prince. That's a cool ass name.

1044
00:56:21,160 --> 00:56:24,440
Speaker 3: My god, they'd be the number one trap wrapper.

1045
00:56:24,719 --> 00:56:27,920
Speaker 2: Colonel Saint Queen is a fucking amazing name.

1046
00:56:28,040 --> 00:56:30,719
Speaker 3: Ah man, I wish I was Scottier Prince, Like, what's

1047
00:56:30,800 --> 00:56:34,640
Speaker 3: up of Scottier Prince? Or listen to Bana. He's interesting.

1048
00:56:34,760 --> 00:56:35,959
Speaker 3: He's not just a white guy.

1049
00:56:36,160 --> 00:56:38,680
Speaker 2: Drysdale told the outlet that she and her husband wanted

1050
00:56:38,719 --> 00:56:42,600
Speaker 2: to submit the most outrageous name we could why, assuming

1051
00:56:42,640 --> 00:56:44,680
Speaker 2: it would be rejected crazy.

1052
00:56:44,719 --> 00:56:46,480
Speaker 1: It's like you can't do stuff for the bit that

1053
00:56:46,880 --> 00:56:48,520
Speaker 1: now kid.

1054
00:56:49,239 --> 00:56:52,719
Speaker 2: The Guardian said that Drysdale also considered using another drugs

1055
00:56:52,960 --> 00:56:56,560
Speaker 2: related name. I love that the British used drugs always,

1056
00:56:56,760 --> 00:57:00,720
Speaker 2: and she told the newspaper that the option was n rule,

1057
00:57:01,440 --> 00:57:05,319
Speaker 2: referring to the Australian slang term for laughing gas. What

1058
00:57:05,440 --> 00:57:09,400
Speaker 2: about so nang's must be like just like nitrous?

1059
00:57:09,520 --> 00:57:09,640
Speaker 3: Right?

1060
00:57:10,440 --> 00:57:14,600
Speaker 2: The little canisters call what WHI? No one are the

1061
00:57:14,719 --> 00:57:17,480
Speaker 2: canisters called though crackers?

1062
00:57:17,560 --> 00:57:17,760
Speaker 1: Right?

1063
00:57:18,200 --> 00:57:21,280
Speaker 2: The cracker is the actual thing. What's the canister called.

1064
00:57:22,800 --> 00:57:27,720
Speaker 1: Poppers? Poppers are a little different, so let's say poppers.

1065
00:57:29,440 --> 00:57:32,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, paupers are a little different.

1066
00:57:32,320 --> 00:57:35,560
Speaker 1: I really relax different night paupers.

1067
00:57:35,560 --> 00:57:37,160
Speaker 10: Well, now I think that they should just call the

1068
00:57:37,160 --> 00:57:40,480
Speaker 10: baby Crystal, thank.

1069
00:57:40,200 --> 00:57:50,760
Speaker 1: You, thank you, thank you? Was Crystal taken? Was Molly taken?

1070
00:57:51,520 --> 00:57:52,160
Speaker 1: It's right?

1071
00:57:53,480 --> 00:57:56,040
Speaker 2: So she was gonna say Nang's rule, referring to Australian

1072
00:57:56,080 --> 00:57:58,640
Speaker 2: sanctor for laughing gas, but she eventually decided against it

1073
00:57:58,680 --> 00:58:02,560
Speaker 2: because she was unsure if the registry would know what

1074
00:58:02,760 --> 00:58:03,560
Speaker 2: nangs were.

1075
00:58:04,280 --> 00:58:04,560
Speaker 1: Quote.

1076
00:58:04,640 --> 00:58:08,200
Speaker 2: We chose methamphetamine, thinking there's no way that anyone will

1077
00:58:08,200 --> 00:58:09,120
Speaker 2: see that word and.

1078
00:58:09,120 --> 00:58:11,360
Speaker 1: Think it's Okay, Drysdale said.

1079
00:58:11,400 --> 00:58:14,720
Speaker 2: Per The Guardian, but we were wrong. The name was

1080
00:58:14,800 --> 00:58:16,440
Speaker 2: unexpectedly approved.

1081
00:58:16,840 --> 00:58:18,600
Speaker 1: Here she is, this is amazing.

1082
00:58:18,760 --> 00:58:21,480
Speaker 2: What about she's just got a little baby, just she's

1083
00:58:21,520 --> 00:58:25,720
Speaker 2: got little methamphetamine rules against her chests and type in

1084
00:58:26,160 --> 00:58:30,320
Speaker 2: the name. A spokesperson for Birthtess and Marriages told abc

1085
00:58:31,440 --> 00:58:34,960
Speaker 2: WTFAQ that the unusual name and unfortunately slipped through the cracks.

1086
00:58:35,000 --> 00:58:37,320
Speaker 2: They aided the registri's process for approving names would be

1087
00:58:37,360 --> 00:58:40,840
Speaker 2: strengthened in response, and then it will work with Drysdale's

1088
00:58:40,880 --> 00:58:43,840
Speaker 2: family to change the name. Formally, they just non immediately

1089
00:58:43,920 --> 00:58:44,320
Speaker 2: respond to.

1090
00:58:44,280 --> 00:58:45,919
Speaker 1: Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.

1091
00:58:46,080 --> 00:58:51,120
Speaker 2: Still I don't understand what the reason she did it was.

1092
00:58:51,440 --> 00:58:52,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's unclear.

1093
00:58:53,360 --> 00:58:57,040
Speaker 2: Was she like I'm gonna like there's a problem with

1094
00:58:57,160 --> 00:58:59,880
Speaker 2: the naming process in Australia.

1095
00:59:00,240 --> 00:59:02,440
Speaker 3: Also, Speed is a cool name. I feel like this

1096
00:59:02,520 --> 00:59:03,360
Speaker 3: is my daughter's speed.

1097
00:59:04,440 --> 00:59:08,160
Speaker 10: I have a like a family tree relative named Speed

1098
00:59:08,160 --> 00:59:10,000
Speaker 10: has rips Speed.

1099
00:59:09,640 --> 00:59:11,320
Speaker 1: Herbert speed hurt.

1100
00:59:12,320 --> 00:59:14,240
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that guy's great.

1101
00:59:14,520 --> 00:59:15,720
Speaker 1: What's speed Herbert cool?

1102
00:59:16,280 --> 00:59:20,960
Speaker 10: I think he owned a marching band uniform making company.

1103
00:59:21,120 --> 00:59:21,760
Speaker 1: That's cool.

1104
00:59:23,880 --> 00:59:26,920
Speaker 2: The most specific human being on the planet.

1105
00:59:30,280 --> 00:59:33,320
Speaker 1: That's cool. Yeah, methap I mean rules.

1106
00:59:33,360 --> 00:59:36,320
Speaker 3: I like the rules part. Rules is a cool middle name.

1107
00:59:37,600 --> 00:59:42,360
Speaker 3: But meth, come on, like, this is a person. This

1108
00:59:42,400 --> 00:59:45,040
Speaker 3: person has to go out in the world. Myth also

1109
00:59:45,120 --> 00:59:47,640
Speaker 3: is kind of like, oh my god, are there any

1110
00:59:47,680 --> 00:59:48,600
Speaker 3: Seth's here.

1111
00:59:50,400 --> 00:59:53,200
Speaker 1: Sarah Seth? There's not one? Okay, good well, Fox Seth.

1112
00:59:53,240 --> 00:59:54,080
Speaker 1: It's a horrible name.

1113
00:59:54,280 --> 00:59:57,520
Speaker 3: No, no, Seth feels like you're falling asleep and you're

1114
00:59:57,520 --> 01:00:00,000
Speaker 3: saying something and that I think he said Seth and

1115
01:00:00,040 --> 01:00:00,880
Speaker 3: that's what meth is.

1116
01:00:01,120 --> 01:00:04,080
Speaker 1: I get that is a bad Sorry for the bets

1117
01:00:04,080 --> 01:00:04,400
Speaker 1: out here.

1118
01:00:04,400 --> 01:00:09,720
Speaker 3: BET's a little better, but like, yeah, speed rules, speed Rules.

1119
01:00:09,520 --> 01:00:10,400
Speaker 1: You're like speed rolls.

1120
01:00:10,440 --> 01:00:14,160
Speaker 3: You're like, that's a point guard at Georgia techas speed Rolls.

1121
01:00:14,560 --> 01:00:18,400
Speaker 1: That's a tight name. Here's a story for you too.

1122
01:00:20,520 --> 01:00:26,800
Speaker 1: Everybody having a nice time on the counter of three,

1123
01:00:27,600 --> 01:00:32,360
Speaker 1: yell your full name. That's first, first, and last. I'm

1124
01:00:32,400 --> 01:00:34,280
Speaker 1: saying middle and last.

1125
01:00:34,400 --> 01:00:45,920
Speaker 7: Yeah, the whole fucking kit kaboodle one, two, three.

1126
01:00:46,600 --> 01:00:48,640
Speaker 10: I'm going to try to pick out a name and

1127
01:00:48,680 --> 01:00:50,240
Speaker 10: then I couldn't hear anything.

1128
01:00:50,320 --> 01:00:53,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, every name is like Samara crocodile. There is good and.

1129
01:00:56,320 --> 01:01:01,040
Speaker 3: Speaking of which this is from or McCaffrey. Terror you here, Okay,

1130
01:01:01,080 --> 01:01:05,000
Speaker 3: this came in today, so thank you Terror. You'll probably

1131
01:01:05,000 --> 01:01:10,680
Speaker 3: hear this in two weeks, two weeks, probably two weeks.

1132
01:01:09,400 --> 01:01:11,680
Speaker 10: What's that?

1133
01:01:13,760 --> 01:01:14,880
Speaker 1: It's so heavy?

1134
01:01:14,960 --> 01:01:18,200
Speaker 2: By the way, is it just Summerlin sausage?

1135
01:01:18,880 --> 01:01:22,720
Speaker 1: In Sumberlin sausage? Kurtie be? What is that? This is

1136
01:01:22,760 --> 01:01:26,360
Speaker 1: a poor spout? This is sugar Lens. Sugar Lens is

1137
01:01:26,400 --> 01:01:28,080
Speaker 1: a stealing company around here?

1138
01:01:28,160 --> 01:01:28,360
Speaker 4: Oh?

1139
01:01:28,480 --> 01:01:34,280
Speaker 1: I know what this is? Zipping' ago waffles? Right? What

1140
01:01:34,480 --> 01:01:42,880
Speaker 1: is your name? Tissue with an N? Right? We gotta

1141
01:01:42,960 --> 01:01:44,160
Speaker 1: drink this right now.

1142
01:01:44,360 --> 01:01:47,600
Speaker 3: This is alcoholic sipping waffleman?

1143
01:01:49,480 --> 01:01:50,040
Speaker 1: What is it?

1144
01:01:50,080 --> 01:01:50,160
Speaker 3: What?

1145
01:01:50,880 --> 01:01:55,200
Speaker 1: Dare you wait this long? I should be a jar?

1146
01:01:55,880 --> 01:02:01,040
Speaker 1: Smoking mouse? Sugarland is stealing company? Is it?

1147
01:02:01,040 --> 01:02:04,400
Speaker 3: It's sipping whiskey twenty percent alcohol?

1148
01:02:04,840 --> 01:02:06,440
Speaker 10: And it tastes like I want to try? Can I

1149
01:02:06,440 --> 01:02:07,160
Speaker 10: try this right now?

1150
01:02:07,240 --> 01:02:13,200
Speaker 1: Laurel? Pop it open, babe, let's do this? Thank you?

1151
01:02:14,640 --> 01:02:21,240
Speaker 1: How are you feeling for bend? Give it up? For

1152
01:02:25,560 --> 01:02:26,480
Speaker 1: Am I doing that? Right?

1153
01:02:26,600 --> 01:02:28,600
Speaker 2: You're just supposed to drink sipping whiskey?

1154
01:02:31,040 --> 01:02:34,120
Speaker 1: Yeah right, put the lid on this. You see it tomorrow.

1155
01:02:36,120 --> 01:02:39,640
Speaker 10: It doesn't whoa.

1156
01:02:40,200 --> 01:02:41,080
Speaker 2: It is fit.

1157
01:02:41,400 --> 01:02:45,360
Speaker 1: Oh this is this is banana pudding. This is banana pudding.

1158
01:02:46,160 --> 01:02:47,400
Speaker 1: You got try you gotta.

1159
01:02:47,200 --> 01:02:49,040
Speaker 10: Get in on this, Curtie, try that one.

1160
01:02:49,080 --> 01:02:52,040
Speaker 1: Okay. So for they dexture.

1161
01:02:51,720 --> 01:02:57,400
Speaker 3: Who have turned off the podcast, it is so damn good.

1162
01:02:58,000 --> 01:03:00,920
Speaker 1: It is a go flavored Yeah there it goes before

1163
01:03:01,040 --> 01:03:02,920
Speaker 1: you know what. I would like to make a U.

1164
01:03:04,840 --> 01:03:06,000
Speaker 1: Is there a cool way?

1165
01:03:06,080 --> 01:03:08,840
Speaker 2: Is there like a not bad way to say Irish carbomb?

1166
01:03:10,480 --> 01:03:12,680
Speaker 2: Because I'd like to make an Irish carbomb.

1167
01:03:12,360 --> 01:03:19,840
Speaker 1: Just carbomb. Think I let's go just Carbomb's fine Irish.

1168
01:03:21,720 --> 01:03:24,680
Speaker 10: This is amazing because I have a group text with friends.

1169
01:03:24,760 --> 01:03:27,520
Speaker 10: We do something called Sunday Night Food Lab where we

1170
01:03:27,640 --> 01:03:32,000
Speaker 10: test foods that are flavored like other foods. So you

1171
01:03:32,040 --> 01:03:38,320
Speaker 10: get like, like, oh peeps that were flavored like hot tomoralawys,

1172
01:03:38,400 --> 01:03:39,920
Speaker 10: and then you get hot tomalaws and then you.

1173
01:03:39,840 --> 01:03:40,440
Speaker 1: Compare the two.

1174
01:03:40,680 --> 01:03:43,120
Speaker 10: Interesting and this has been in our group chat as

1175
01:03:43,160 --> 01:03:44,200
Speaker 10: like a thing that really.

1176
01:03:47,720 --> 01:03:53,080
Speaker 1: Amazing. Oh my god. Actually you can smell everywhere. Yeah,

1177
01:03:53,440 --> 01:03:56,240
Speaker 1: it tastes just like it's nice. These little moonshines too.

1178
01:03:56,400 --> 01:03:56,760
Speaker 1: Thank you.

1179
01:03:56,800 --> 01:03:57,880
Speaker 10: This is a fun experiment.

1180
01:03:58,400 --> 01:04:03,240
Speaker 1: This was a smart move. Thank you your banana.

1181
01:04:03,320 --> 01:04:07,560
Speaker 2: The episode absolutely strawberry cream.

1182
01:04:08,400 --> 01:04:11,360
Speaker 3: We're gonna cool, thank you if there is only a

1183
01:04:11,440 --> 01:04:14,240
Speaker 3: bathtub of it podcast?

1184
01:04:14,240 --> 01:04:17,720
Speaker 1: Give us the song? Yes, sir? Uh Tara McCaffrey synthes

1185
01:04:17,840 --> 01:04:18,760
Speaker 1: and she's not here.

1186
01:04:18,840 --> 01:04:21,560
Speaker 3: She hates the podcast.

1187
01:04:23,040 --> 01:04:25,000
Speaker 1: I'm gonna stick on drugs because we're having fun.

1188
01:04:25,320 --> 01:04:31,600
Speaker 2: Yep that's his name.

1189
01:04:31,840 --> 01:04:37,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, Hungry sheep devour over six hundred pounds of cannabis.

1190
01:04:37,320 --> 01:04:42,680
Speaker 1: After invading a greenhouse. Sheep rock ass.

1191
01:04:43,880 --> 01:04:47,040
Speaker 3: This was a Newsweek written by Alice Gibbs, who is he?

1192
01:04:49,760 --> 01:04:52,200
Speaker 1: All right? Okay, all right, one more time, and this

1193
01:04:52,320 --> 01:04:53,800
Speaker 1: time I mean do it.

1194
01:04:53,880 --> 01:04:57,680
Speaker 3: Like you don't have to go to work tomorrow.

1195
01:04:59,600 --> 01:05:03,520
Speaker 1: This is sweet cute.

1196
01:05:05,160 --> 01:05:06,240
Speaker 10: It's the red wine.

1197
01:05:05,960 --> 01:05:11,480
Speaker 1: And Coca cola. What's it? Uh, mussolina calimocho? Oh our

1198
01:05:11,640 --> 01:05:16,720
Speaker 1: Cali mocho for me? Different? I do love a Cali mocho. Okay.

1199
01:05:16,800 --> 01:05:19,120
Speaker 1: This was a twenty two year Give me a ten.

1200
01:05:19,400 --> 01:05:25,080
Speaker 3: Please God, yell like you're seventeen years old again and

1201
01:05:25,120 --> 01:05:31,600
Speaker 3: you're still a virgin and the hunky guy girl person

1202
01:05:31,680 --> 01:05:32,919
Speaker 3: you're interested in.

1203
01:05:33,040 --> 01:05:36,480
Speaker 1: Walked by at the pool. Ready. This was written in

1204
01:05:36,560 --> 01:05:38,320
Speaker 1: Newsweek by Alice Gibbs, who is the.

1205
01:05:42,400 --> 01:05:49,800
Speaker 3: Say we could have been there all night.

1206
01:05:51,400 --> 01:05:54,760
Speaker 1: That's how you gotta live your life. We're weird, okay, okay.

1207
01:05:54,880 --> 01:05:57,840
Speaker 3: A flock of sheep have found themselves enjoying a slightly

1208
01:05:57,960 --> 01:06:03,400
Speaker 3: different diet after they devoured more than six hundred pounds

1209
01:06:03,480 --> 01:06:04,160
Speaker 3: of weed.

1210
01:06:06,080 --> 01:06:09,120
Speaker 1: This was also from this week, which so great. The

1211
01:06:09,240 --> 01:06:18,160
Speaker 1: herd of unsuspecting herbivores. All right, they are herbivores. They

1212
01:06:18,200 --> 01:06:20,840
Speaker 1: are Okay, they are they are They're sheep. They're not

1213
01:06:20,920 --> 01:06:23,520
Speaker 1: eating a Mongolian barbecue.

1214
01:06:24,160 --> 01:06:26,960
Speaker 3: A herd of unsuspecting herbivoys were looking to satisfy their

1215
01:06:27,080 --> 01:06:31,240
Speaker 3: muncheese when they inadvertently chomped down a hefty stash of

1216
01:06:31,360 --> 01:06:34,200
Speaker 3: medical cannabis growing in a nearby greenhouse.

1217
01:06:34,840 --> 01:06:37,640
Speaker 1: This is the greatest day of these sheep's locks.

1218
01:06:39,120 --> 01:06:42,000
Speaker 3: We don't know what sheep are up to in the

1219
01:06:42,040 --> 01:06:46,760
Speaker 3: town of Amros in Greece.

1220
01:06:49,440 --> 01:06:53,960
Speaker 1: Sheep grease rules ass right. Greece is cool. Their economy sucks,

1221
01:06:53,960 --> 01:06:55,000
Speaker 1: but everything else is cool.

1222
01:06:55,760 --> 01:07:00,760
Speaker 3: Greenhouse cultivating therapeutic marijuana became an unexpected dye for the

1223
01:07:00,800 --> 01:07:04,200
Speaker 3: animals as they grappled with the aftermath of Storm Daniel.

1224
01:07:04,440 --> 01:07:10,360
Speaker 1: Who who can forget Storm Daniel? Hey, she is that

1225
01:07:10,360 --> 01:07:11,160
Speaker 1: guy named Daniel?

1226
01:07:12,120 --> 01:07:16,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, Storm Dany you look like a storm, Daniel. Nobody

1227
01:07:17,120 --> 01:07:22,160
Speaker 3: played genuines, my pony.

1228
01:07:23,360 --> 01:07:26,240
Speaker 1: Maybe okay you can hear about to have a night.

1229
01:07:28,360 --> 01:07:32,320
Speaker 3: The storm resulted in Europe's highest ever monthly precipitation, interesting

1230
01:07:33,160 --> 01:07:38,760
Speaker 3: relentless rain freak taboc across the Central region, combining torrential downpours.

1231
01:07:39,000 --> 01:07:43,160
Speaker 2: This is gonna get to the weed. Is this a

1232
01:07:43,320 --> 01:07:45,600
Speaker 2: build up for the weed? We want to hear about

1233
01:07:45,600 --> 01:07:46,520
Speaker 2: these fucking sheep.

1234
01:07:46,520 --> 01:07:50,560
Speaker 1: Wait this weed, man, Kurt, I gotta explain what a

1235
01:07:50,680 --> 01:07:51,720
Speaker 1: storm is.

1236
01:07:52,760 --> 01:08:00,360
Speaker 3: Jesus Christ, Atlanta's a safe zone. The storm did that

1237
01:08:00,400 --> 01:08:03,840
Speaker 3: weird while looking to avoid flooding, a herd of sheep

1238
01:08:03,920 --> 01:08:08,720
Speaker 3: salt refuge in the greenhouse and simultaneously helped themselves to

1239
01:08:08,880 --> 01:08:11,920
Speaker 3: over six hundred pounds of marijuana crop.

1240
01:08:13,600 --> 01:08:17,080
Speaker 1: That's a lot of weed, y'all. But the poor sheep

1241
01:08:17,240 --> 01:08:20,639
Speaker 1: didn't know. Is he gotta heat it up a little bit?

1242
01:08:21,600 --> 01:08:24,200
Speaker 1: The gentle jo is not released.

1243
01:08:25,439 --> 01:08:29,240
Speaker 2: As I know, because I once, boldly, at fifteen years old,

1244
01:08:29,280 --> 01:08:31,920
Speaker 2: took a giant nug of weed and shoved it in

1245
01:08:32,000 --> 01:08:34,879
Speaker 2: an entimate's doughnut, and I was like, let's do.

1246
01:08:34,720 --> 01:08:35,840
Speaker 1: This and ate it.

1247
01:08:36,320 --> 01:08:39,040
Speaker 2: And everyone's like, fuck you man, you just ate our

1248
01:08:39,080 --> 01:08:42,040
Speaker 2: weed and it did not work.

1249
01:08:43,960 --> 01:08:49,719
Speaker 3: Interesting Kurt, because according to Alice Gibbs, who's the best

1250
01:08:49,720 --> 01:08:50,080
Speaker 3: in the bus.

1251
01:08:50,160 --> 01:08:52,600
Speaker 1: According to this audience, the.

1252
01:08:54,640 --> 01:08:59,879
Speaker 3: Bell Williards bewildered shepherd watches his flock began to exhibit

1253
01:09:00,040 --> 01:09:01,960
Speaker 3: what he called strange behavior.

1254
01:09:04,000 --> 01:09:05,080
Speaker 1: Maybe they were just full.

1255
01:09:05,320 --> 01:09:08,919
Speaker 10: No, it happens in Colorado. I've had a friend's dog.

1256
01:09:08,840 --> 01:09:10,679
Speaker 1: Eat weedgy weed.

1257
01:09:10,560 --> 01:09:13,200
Speaker 10: At a dog park in Colorado and it got fucked up.

1258
01:09:13,240 --> 01:09:13,960
Speaker 1: It's a problem.

1259
01:09:14,080 --> 01:09:17,120
Speaker 2: Really, Yeah, animals, they're better than us.

1260
01:09:18,280 --> 01:09:21,720
Speaker 1: They don't need to heat up their weed to get high.

1261
01:09:21,880 --> 01:09:23,080
Speaker 2: They can just eat it raw.

1262
01:09:23,160 --> 01:09:23,799
Speaker 1: That's cool.

1263
01:09:23,920 --> 01:09:29,840
Speaker 3: Man, who has a dog, If your dog could drive,

1264
01:09:29,880 --> 01:09:30,599
Speaker 3: would you let it?

1265
01:09:31,960 --> 01:09:34,680
Speaker 1: Exactly? I think about this all the time. What if

1266
01:09:34,720 --> 01:09:36,640
Speaker 1: I told you it could?

1267
01:09:38,920 --> 01:09:42,679
Speaker 3: Dogs love cars, and I'm always like, damn, we can't

1268
01:09:42,720 --> 01:09:44,160
Speaker 3: teach these fuckers to park.

1269
01:09:44,400 --> 01:09:47,840
Speaker 2: It has There's a BBC show about dogs driving cars

1270
01:09:47,840 --> 01:09:50,960
Speaker 2: and they taught standard poodles how to drive a car,

1271
01:09:51,280 --> 01:09:54,000
Speaker 2: and it is the funniest thing I've ever seen because

1272
01:09:54,000 --> 01:09:57,080
Speaker 2: they're also smart cars. They taught them to drive smart cars.

1273
01:09:57,360 --> 01:10:00,040
Speaker 2: So it's a standard poodle strapped into a seat with

1274
01:10:00,120 --> 01:10:02,960
Speaker 2: his hands on the wheel driving a smart car. And

1275
01:10:03,000 --> 01:10:05,040
Speaker 2: it will make you lose your mind.

1276
01:10:06,280 --> 01:10:10,160
Speaker 1: Look it up. You guys have computers in your pockets.

1277
01:10:10,520 --> 01:10:14,400
Speaker 1: Look it up. Okay, that's too it. The owner of

1278
01:10:14,439 --> 01:10:17,200
Speaker 1: the greenhouse told the local newspaper website. I don't know

1279
01:10:17,240 --> 01:10:19,719
Speaker 1: if they were laughing or crying. We had a heat wave,

1280
01:10:19,760 --> 01:10:22,120
Speaker 1: we lost a lot of production, we had floods.

1281
01:10:22,160 --> 01:10:25,479
Speaker 3: Almost everything was lost. And now this the herd entered

1282
01:10:25,479 --> 01:10:28,479
Speaker 3: the greenhouse and ate what was left. I don't know

1283
01:10:28,520 --> 01:10:31,960
Speaker 3: what to say. Honestly, this is when it gets interesting.

1284
01:10:35,320 --> 01:10:38,800
Speaker 3: The sheep found green stuff to eat before. This is

1285
01:10:38,840 --> 01:10:41,519
Speaker 3: the shepherd saying this. The Greek shepherd saying they were

1286
01:10:41,600 --> 01:10:44,479
Speaker 3: jumping higher than goats, which I've never seen before.

1287
01:10:46,360 --> 01:10:49,960
Speaker 1: Awesome. Animals in cannabis.

1288
01:10:49,600 --> 01:10:54,439
Speaker 3: Can be extremely dangerous, like the dog who accidentally consumed

1289
01:10:54,479 --> 01:10:55,719
Speaker 3: his owner's entire stash.

1290
01:10:55,880 --> 01:10:57,000
Speaker 1: We're not getting into that.

1291
01:10:57,800 --> 01:11:01,120
Speaker 3: Meanwhile, some scientists have even tested feeding animal's cannabis to

1292
01:11:01,200 --> 01:11:02,320
Speaker 3: see what happens.

1293
01:11:02,320 --> 01:11:06,160
Speaker 1: In twenty twenty two, last year, I did the math.

1294
01:11:07,120 --> 01:11:11,320
Speaker 3: Dairy cows were fed a diet containing industrial hemp experienced

1295
01:11:11,360 --> 01:11:20,880
Speaker 3: several physical and behavioral changes in including increased yawning I'm laughing, salivation,

1296
01:11:21,240 --> 01:11:22,800
Speaker 3: and unsteady movements.

1297
01:11:22,880 --> 01:11:26,760
Speaker 1: I've seen some tonight. It's fine. This shape made a

1298
01:11:26,800 --> 01:11:30,120
Speaker 1: ton of weight. It's the story. Anybody ever eat sheep?

1299
01:11:31,960 --> 01:11:33,880
Speaker 1: Now that's funny. I thought nobody's gonna be like, no

1300
01:11:33,960 --> 01:11:42,519
Speaker 1: motherfucker edible stories. We all have them. Have you ever

1301
01:11:42,640 --> 01:11:45,439
Speaker 1: lost your brains? Oh yeah.

1302
01:11:45,520 --> 01:11:47,360
Speaker 10: So if you don't know me, Hi, I'm Laurel.

1303
01:11:47,640 --> 01:11:48,200
Speaker 1: This is Laura.

1304
01:11:48,240 --> 01:11:50,559
Speaker 10: Why I was in the big of COVID research and

1305
01:11:50,600 --> 01:11:54,640
Speaker 10: when it she saved our lives.

1306
01:11:54,840 --> 01:11:56,080
Speaker 1: She saved our lives.

1307
01:11:56,960 --> 01:11:59,519
Speaker 10: So in Atlanta at the hospital I worked at the

1308
01:11:59,560 --> 01:12:03,959
Speaker 10: first the first week that we realized COVID was in Atlanta,

1309
01:12:04,040 --> 01:12:06,320
Speaker 10: and like in the hospital and I was doing research

1310
01:12:06,360 --> 01:12:09,559
Speaker 10: on respiratory pathogens, so we were seeing people who were sick.

1311
01:12:09,600 --> 01:12:12,680
Speaker 10: And then we decided to stop all studies because we

1312
01:12:12,720 --> 01:12:15,000
Speaker 10: didn't know who had COVID and who had something else,

1313
01:12:15,040 --> 01:12:18,040
Speaker 10: and it wasn't safe to go into rooms yet. I

1314
01:12:18,240 --> 01:12:20,760
Speaker 10: it was a Friday, and I was like, need smooth brain,

1315
01:12:20,920 --> 01:12:24,120
Speaker 10: need to turn off, very stressed. So I took an edible,

1316
01:12:24,120 --> 01:12:26,840
Speaker 10: which I don't do all the time, but I took one.

1317
01:12:27,160 --> 01:12:29,840
Speaker 10: I was on my couch and about twenty minutes into

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Speaker 10: taking the edible, I'm suddenly in a group chat with

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Speaker 10: my boss who's the director of the Vaccine and Treatment

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Speaker 10: Evaluation Unit, my other supervisor who was the head of

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Speaker 10: Respiratory Pathogens at the CDC for twenty years, and a

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Speaker 10: physician's assistant that I work with, because it turns out

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Speaker 10: one of the patients that my team had seen was

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Speaker 10: the first COVID case like the and they had been

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Speaker 10: in a room with him unmasked for an hour. And

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Speaker 10: this was back when we just thought anyone who got

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Speaker 10: COVID was going to die. We just yeah, yeah, I

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Speaker 10: know enough. And so we're texting and the ample hits

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Speaker 10: right at the moment I get the text message that's like,

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Speaker 10: texting isn't working. We need a conference call, right.

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Speaker 1: No far, no farts?

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Speaker 10: Oh, out of my mind on a conference call with

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Speaker 10: all these people trying to hold it together because they're

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Speaker 10: like people on your team have been exposed.

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Speaker 1: We need to figure out what to do.

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Speaker 10: We need to figure out how to talk to them,

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Speaker 10: what the plan is going forward. And I'm trying to

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Speaker 10: hold it together at this like I have my phone

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Speaker 10: on speaker at the same time I'm texting the physician

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Speaker 10: assistant that I work with, being like, am I screaming?

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Speaker 10: It sounds like I'm screaming. Am I screaming on the

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Speaker 10: phone right now?

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Speaker 1: No? We were just thankfully on the phone.

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Speaker 10: I didn't have to be on care but I was like,

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Speaker 10: how loud am I talking?

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Speaker 1: Am I talking to fast? Or too? And that's when

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Speaker 1: I decided, no.

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Speaker 10: More drugs and tell things, Uh, card.

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Speaker 1: I can't do anymore.

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Speaker 2: For that reason, I always take calls from the CDC director.

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Speaker 1: Shut up, ADC, I'll cure rabies. I know it's old,

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Speaker 1: but I have an idea. We helps. Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: But also isn't it also the fact that you were

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Speaker 2: on that and you had been exposed as well.

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Speaker 10: I hadn't seen that patient, so I had. The people

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Speaker 10: I was in charge of had seen it.

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Speaker 1: So we had to talk about what to do with them.

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Speaker 10: And one of them his like family lived in Muon,

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01:14:25,400 --> 01:14:29,560
Speaker 10: so he's been getting all these stories like comes and uncles.

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Speaker 1: About what's happening. Oh boy, I don't know. It's just

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Speaker 1: close by.

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Speaker 3: We should all go to the pots market right after this.

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Speaker 1: Eat some bat.

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Speaker 2: Pretty great, So listen, first off, give it up for

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Speaker 2: yourself for being an amazing crowd.

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01:14:50,800 --> 01:14:52,519
Speaker 1: Absolutely beautiful crop.

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Speaker 2: We are going to be selling merch over there after

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Speaker 2: the show and we'll be taking photos and seeing people,

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Speaker 2: So please make a like you know, we'll come and

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01:15:04,840 --> 01:15:07,799
Speaker 2: say hi, and we'll hang out and.

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Speaker 3: We meet them in the show with the bananas, I think,

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Speaker 3: oh yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but please before that, give it up for the

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Speaker 2: wonderful Laurel Bresda.

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Speaker 1: She's a local. We love her. She made you happy

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01:15:20,520 --> 01:15:23,400
Speaker 1: during a horrible time. Banana of the choir.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so Scotti, go ahead.

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Speaker 3: I think we need to end this episode with you

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Speaker 3: guys yelling bananas as loud as possible. I love that

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Speaker 3: you immediately went Also, please yell your name because we're

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01:15:41,120 --> 01:15:41,800
Speaker 3: gonna air this.

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Speaker 1: Wait wait, okay, as loud as you can. You did

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Speaker 1: like an eleven.

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Speaker 2: We're gonna do a bananas. This is Bananas, Bananas.

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Speaker 3: One three for Coming Go.

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Speaker 1: Bananas is an exactly right media production. Our producer and

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Speaker 1: engineer is Katie Levine. The catchy bananas theme song was

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Speaker 1: composed and performed by Kahon.

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Speaker 2: Artwork for Bananas was designed by Travis Millard.

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Speaker 3: And our benevolent overlords are the great Karen Kilgareff and

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Speaker 3: Georgia Hartstart

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Speaker 2: And Lisa Maggott is our full human, not a robot

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Speaker 2: intern