1 00:00:01,040 --> 00:00:03,840 Speaker 1: You don't know me concession. 2 00:00:04,000 --> 00:00:09,640 Speaker 2: I can't take back ow arm mouse. 3 00:00:09,880 --> 00:00:12,959 Speaker 3: Speak text to seven eight five nights who says I 4 00:00:13,119 --> 00:00:15,200 Speaker 3: was so lazy the other night when I needed to 5 00:00:15,320 --> 00:00:19,520 Speaker 3: change TV channels, I spent five minutes downloading the app 6 00:00:19,680 --> 00:00:22,520 Speaker 3: and linking my TV because the remote was on the 7 00:00:22,560 --> 00:00:23,720 Speaker 3: opposite end of the couch. 8 00:00:25,120 --> 00:00:27,320 Speaker 1: That took longer. But it's so lazy. 9 00:00:27,640 --> 00:00:28,360 Speaker 4: I'm so nice. 10 00:00:28,520 --> 00:00:30,880 Speaker 3: It's smart though I would have just trashed the entire 11 00:00:30,920 --> 00:00:32,159 Speaker 3: TV ordered a whole new one. 12 00:00:32,200 --> 00:00:33,080 Speaker 1: Oh there you go. 13 00:00:33,159 --> 00:00:36,639 Speaker 3: Yeah, But it's amazing how people's brains work so differently. 14 00:00:36,880 --> 00:00:38,840 Speaker 1: That's what just makes the mass Speaker so much fun. 15 00:00:38,920 --> 00:00:40,479 Speaker 3: Because we've got a guy on the phone right now 16 00:00:40,520 --> 00:00:43,360 Speaker 3: with his own beautifully unique mind who wants to confess. 17 00:00:43,640 --> 00:00:46,520 Speaker 3: He's chosen to go by the name Lenny today, So Lenny, 18 00:00:46,600 --> 00:00:47,400 Speaker 3: welcome to the show. 19 00:00:47,880 --> 00:00:50,320 Speaker 4: He thanks you willing to get up and give us 20 00:00:50,320 --> 00:00:52,600 Speaker 4: this confession or I am. 21 00:00:52,720 --> 00:00:55,240 Speaker 2: I'm probably gonna regret it later, but I'm ready. 22 00:00:55,320 --> 00:00:55,600 Speaker 1: Okay. 23 00:00:55,600 --> 00:00:57,040 Speaker 3: Well, if it's too hard to hold the phone, feel 24 00:00:57,040 --> 00:00:58,960 Speaker 3: free to go to speaker and set it down whatever 25 00:00:59,000 --> 00:01:00,120 Speaker 3: it's easier for you. 26 00:01:00,440 --> 00:01:01,560 Speaker 1: Voice Changer is on. 27 00:01:01,840 --> 00:01:03,880 Speaker 3: You are our mass speaker whenever you're ready, let's hear 28 00:01:03,920 --> 00:01:04,560 Speaker 3: your confession. 29 00:01:05,560 --> 00:01:08,600 Speaker 2: So you guys, probably I aren't gonna think what I'm 30 00:01:08,600 --> 00:01:11,600 Speaker 2: doing is cool, but uh, it's a good start. I 31 00:01:11,720 --> 00:01:14,399 Speaker 2: was working for this big company for a few years, 32 00:01:15,360 --> 00:01:18,280 Speaker 2: big national company. I'm obviously I'm not going to say 33 00:01:18,319 --> 00:01:22,880 Speaker 2: the name, okay, but about three months ago, just like 34 00:01:22,920 --> 00:01:24,840 Speaker 2: out of know where, they laid me off. It was 35 00:01:24,959 --> 00:01:25,800 Speaker 2: just this phone call. 36 00:01:26,240 --> 00:01:27,880 Speaker 4: I mean, it doesn't even feel like out of know where. 37 00:01:27,880 --> 00:01:30,759 Speaker 4: There's so many companies doing off right now, you know. 38 00:01:30,959 --> 00:01:33,600 Speaker 1: Yeah, just because you stole some office supplies and stuff, 39 00:01:33,800 --> 00:01:38,000 Speaker 1: that's that was a fire job. Layoff is different than admiring. 40 00:01:38,200 --> 00:01:40,840 Speaker 1: I know, you've only had a job here, but I. 41 00:01:40,840 --> 00:01:43,080 Speaker 3: Keep stealing stuff from here too, and for some reason 42 00:01:43,120 --> 00:01:45,919 Speaker 3: they just won't let me go. That sucks, man, especially 43 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:47,080 Speaker 3: to get it done over the phone. 44 00:01:47,400 --> 00:01:49,640 Speaker 4: It's better than an email or your card just not working. 45 00:01:50,080 --> 00:01:52,400 Speaker 4: But that's typically the style around our place. 46 00:01:53,360 --> 00:01:55,120 Speaker 2: And there was like no notice. It was like just 47 00:01:55,160 --> 00:01:56,600 Speaker 2: no need to come back in on Monday. 48 00:01:57,200 --> 00:01:58,680 Speaker 1: Oh god cold. 49 00:01:58,840 --> 00:01:59,000 Speaker 2: Yeah. 50 00:01:59,080 --> 00:01:59,320 Speaker 4: Yeah. 51 00:01:59,320 --> 00:02:02,200 Speaker 2: So anyway, the next week I realized I had forgot 52 00:02:02,240 --> 00:02:06,000 Speaker 2: something back in the office, so I went back there, and. 53 00:02:06,480 --> 00:02:09,440 Speaker 4: I bet that didn't feel very good, Like well it was. 54 00:02:09,560 --> 00:02:14,360 Speaker 2: It was okay, surprisingly felt really normal, and I found 55 00:02:14,360 --> 00:02:17,239 Speaker 2: out my key card still worked to access the building. 56 00:02:17,240 --> 00:02:19,400 Speaker 2: I thought I was gonna have to ask security to 57 00:02:19,400 --> 00:02:20,600 Speaker 2: help me, but anyway, they. 58 00:02:20,600 --> 00:02:22,160 Speaker 4: Must have laid off the guy that was in charge 59 00:02:22,200 --> 00:02:22,639 Speaker 4: of that too. 60 00:02:24,639 --> 00:02:27,680 Speaker 2: So I walked in and I grabbed my thing, and 61 00:02:27,720 --> 00:02:30,720 Speaker 2: then I've just decided I'm just gonna grab a seat 62 00:02:30,760 --> 00:02:32,600 Speaker 2: in one of the conference rooms and hang out for 63 00:02:32,639 --> 00:02:36,560 Speaker 2: a bit, enjoy some cold brew, hang out. 64 00:02:36,760 --> 00:02:41,480 Speaker 5: Oh so you just started kicking it, bro, Like, what's 65 00:02:41,520 --> 00:02:42,160 Speaker 5: the logic here? 66 00:02:42,200 --> 00:02:43,400 Speaker 1: Like, what are they going to do? Fire me? 67 00:02:43,880 --> 00:02:47,000 Speaker 2: Exactly? Yeah, I don't really have anything else going on. 68 00:02:47,160 --> 00:02:50,000 Speaker 1: And that's true, that's not what. 69 00:02:51,400 --> 00:02:55,360 Speaker 2: There's free WiFi and there's like practically a buffet out 70 00:02:55,400 --> 00:02:58,000 Speaker 2: all day ones. 71 00:02:58,000 --> 00:03:00,280 Speaker 5: We always talk about how jealous we are them. 72 00:03:00,560 --> 00:03:02,919 Speaker 4: No, if like we saw somebody who had gotten laid off, 73 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:05,200 Speaker 4: like just chilling in the conference room, would be like, hey, 74 00:03:05,240 --> 00:03:06,280 Speaker 4: did you see who's over there? 75 00:03:06,280 --> 00:03:07,280 Speaker 1: There'd be gossip spreading. 76 00:03:07,400 --> 00:03:11,480 Speaker 3: Yeah, everyone know total wouldn't somebody in the building recognize 77 00:03:11,480 --> 00:03:12,000 Speaker 3: who you are? 78 00:03:12,520 --> 00:03:12,760 Speaker 4: Yeah? 79 00:03:12,800 --> 00:03:16,239 Speaker 2: Sure he doesn't care. One of my co workers open 80 00:03:16,280 --> 00:03:18,840 Speaker 2: a conference door and she seemed a little shocked to 81 00:03:18,880 --> 00:03:21,120 Speaker 2: see me. She was like, oh hey, I thought you 82 00:03:21,200 --> 00:03:23,760 Speaker 2: got laid off, and I was like, uh no, it 83 00:03:23,840 --> 00:03:26,120 Speaker 2: turns out it was a mistake and they wanted me 84 00:03:26,240 --> 00:03:27,799 Speaker 2: back on a part time basis. 85 00:03:27,960 --> 00:03:33,120 Speaker 5: That's what you said, yeah, oh my god, okay. 86 00:03:32,280 --> 00:03:34,800 Speaker 2: And she was like, oh okay, cool, And so I 87 00:03:34,840 --> 00:03:37,400 Speaker 2: went back again the next day and did the same thing. 88 00:03:38,120 --> 00:03:40,760 Speaker 4: Your key card still works, Bro, You're not getting paid, 89 00:03:41,040 --> 00:03:43,080 Speaker 4: like you don't go to the big companies. 90 00:03:43,120 --> 00:03:43,840 Speaker 1: It's not paid. 91 00:03:43,920 --> 00:03:45,840 Speaker 3: But he's not going there to work. He's just going 92 00:03:45,880 --> 00:03:47,040 Speaker 3: there to chill and eat. 93 00:03:47,080 --> 00:03:50,920 Speaker 4: And how does this make so much sense to you too? 94 00:03:51,040 --> 00:03:53,880 Speaker 5: Because look, if if they fire me tomorrow, right, I 95 00:03:53,920 --> 00:03:56,160 Speaker 5: would totally just come back and use your guys and stuff. 96 00:03:56,160 --> 00:03:56,840 Speaker 1: I want to hang out. 97 00:03:56,840 --> 00:03:58,760 Speaker 3: I'd bring like tump aware in a big Stanley and 98 00:03:58,800 --> 00:04:00,240 Speaker 3: I took myself down. 99 00:04:00,200 --> 00:04:01,240 Speaker 1: There you go. 100 00:04:03,240 --> 00:04:04,720 Speaker 3: If you think about it, it's like, what do you 101 00:04:04,720 --> 00:04:06,160 Speaker 3: want to do? Do you want to sit at home 102 00:04:06,360 --> 00:04:08,600 Speaker 3: all by yourself and mope alone? 103 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:11,800 Speaker 4: Do you want to go and be like social, I've 104 00:04:11,840 --> 00:04:12,960 Speaker 4: been laid off before. 105 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:14,280 Speaker 1: It feels terrible. 106 00:04:14,360 --> 00:04:16,880 Speaker 4: The last thing you want to do is go bad. More. 107 00:04:16,960 --> 00:04:20,400 Speaker 1: People don't take life so seriously, bro, Sorry, their jobs, 108 00:04:20,440 --> 00:04:21,400 Speaker 1: their career. 109 00:04:21,160 --> 00:04:21,520 Speaker 2: My bad. 110 00:04:21,720 --> 00:04:24,320 Speaker 1: We okay, the boys in the room support. 111 00:04:24,040 --> 00:04:26,080 Speaker 2: You here, Lenny, Yeah, bro, thank you. 112 00:04:26,279 --> 00:04:28,480 Speaker 1: Sound like you're living like a king, well minus the 113 00:04:28,760 --> 00:04:30,479 Speaker 1: being rich. Yeahs have money? 114 00:04:30,560 --> 00:04:32,880 Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, I still get my gym access. 115 00:04:35,040 --> 00:04:36,920 Speaker 1: Dude, showers in there. 116 00:04:37,960 --> 00:04:40,240 Speaker 4: Why are you saying still? Are you still doing this? 117 00:04:40,520 --> 00:04:40,640 Speaker 2: Oh? 118 00:04:40,680 --> 00:04:40,840 Speaker 1: Wait? 119 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:43,160 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I'd still go in like three times in 120 00:04:43,200 --> 00:04:43,560 Speaker 2: a week. 121 00:04:44,200 --> 00:04:45,800 Speaker 1: You said you got laid off three months ago. 122 00:04:46,360 --> 00:04:52,039 Speaker 5: Yeah, you could like literally stop paying rent and somehow 123 00:04:52,080 --> 00:04:53,000 Speaker 5: find a way to just move in. 124 00:04:53,200 --> 00:04:54,520 Speaker 1: Do you have a new job. 125 00:04:55,440 --> 00:04:58,599 Speaker 2: No, I'm collecting unemployment so I got enough coming in. 126 00:04:58,600 --> 00:05:01,440 Speaker 3: From then there's still bad and he doesn't have to 127 00:05:01,440 --> 00:05:02,960 Speaker 3: pay for lunches and stuff. 128 00:05:03,440 --> 00:05:05,480 Speaker 4: I mean unemployment. It's like a second job too. You're 129 00:05:05,520 --> 00:05:08,560 Speaker 4: like looking for work car. You have a Wi Fi 130 00:05:08,720 --> 00:05:11,120 Speaker 4: to bring your laptop and fill out all those applications 131 00:05:11,279 --> 00:05:11,640 Speaker 4: you need to. 132 00:05:11,800 --> 00:05:14,839 Speaker 1: You probably have like free omelets every day. Yeah, something 133 00:05:14,880 --> 00:05:15,760 Speaker 1: like a chef over there. 134 00:05:15,880 --> 00:05:17,840 Speaker 4: I was like an omelet guy too. Yeah. Now the 135 00:05:17,960 --> 00:05:20,240 Speaker 4: steels fancy. He's on me. 136 00:05:21,400 --> 00:05:25,680 Speaker 2: All yeah, I'd rather be drinking around here on my 137 00:05:25,760 --> 00:05:27,599 Speaker 2: laptop watching videos here. 138 00:05:27,680 --> 00:05:28,480 Speaker 3: So you're there right now? 139 00:05:31,360 --> 00:05:32,120 Speaker 2: Yeah that's when. 140 00:05:32,480 --> 00:05:37,480 Speaker 4: Yeah, what are you going to do if you get. 141 00:05:37,279 --> 00:05:40,480 Speaker 2: Caught say oh my bad. 142 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:48,600 Speaker 3: Sorry, that's a good one that I didn't get that emails. 143 00:05:46,560 --> 00:05:49,000 Speaker 1: Their fault because they didn't deactivate. I would always lean 144 00:05:49,040 --> 00:05:49,279 Speaker 1: on that. 145 00:05:49,360 --> 00:05:52,039 Speaker 5: Hey, if I was really fired, you should have deactivated 146 00:05:52,080 --> 00:05:52,400 Speaker 5: my car. 147 00:05:52,480 --> 00:05:54,360 Speaker 4: Well, not only that, now they have a record because 148 00:05:54,360 --> 00:05:57,240 Speaker 4: it's your card checking in and out every time you've 149 00:05:57,240 --> 00:05:58,240 Speaker 4: been the building. 150 00:05:58,880 --> 00:06:01,320 Speaker 1: No one's paid enough to look. Nobody cares. 151 00:06:01,320 --> 00:06:04,039 Speaker 3: Really, he's gotten away with it for three months and 152 00:06:04,320 --> 00:06:05,000 Speaker 3: been able to do it. 153 00:06:05,040 --> 00:06:06,560 Speaker 1: How long do you plan to do this? 154 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:10,000 Speaker 2: I mean not forever, but I'm thinking least hang on 155 00:06:10,120 --> 00:06:12,360 Speaker 2: till Christmas because the Christmas party is really awesome. 156 00:06:12,880 --> 00:06:16,680 Speaker 3: You can okay, you actually have good holiday Christmas parties. 157 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:17,920 Speaker 5: It's a big company. 158 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:18,880 Speaker 4: Those are awesome. 159 00:06:18,920 --> 00:06:20,680 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I was hoping he. 160 00:06:20,640 --> 00:06:22,480 Speaker 4: Would say that he was planning on doing it until 161 00:06:22,520 --> 00:06:23,480 Speaker 4: he got his next job. 162 00:06:23,680 --> 00:06:27,520 Speaker 3: No, no, I mean, come on, no, he's got to 163 00:06:27,520 --> 00:06:30,000 Speaker 3: take advantage of the free holiday food and holiday. 164 00:06:29,680 --> 00:06:30,800 Speaker 1: Bonuses that they pass out. 165 00:06:30,920 --> 00:06:31,120 Speaker 4: Yeah. 166 00:06:31,440 --> 00:06:34,000 Speaker 3: So you said that we weren't going to be supportive 167 00:06:34,040 --> 00:06:35,680 Speaker 3: of your idea, but I know at least half of 168 00:06:35,720 --> 00:06:36,880 Speaker 3: them loves it. 169 00:06:38,160 --> 00:06:40,960 Speaker 2: All right, Well, I'm glad to be of inspiration. 170 00:06:41,360 --> 00:06:44,480 Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, Hey, maybe We'll find you in our break 171 00:06:44,520 --> 00:06:44,920 Speaker 4: room soon. 172 00:06:44,960 --> 00:06:45,360 Speaker 1: Who knows. 173 00:06:45,560 --> 00:06:45,760 Speaker 2: Yeah. 174 00:06:46,720 --> 00:06:48,800 Speaker 3: Text into seven eight, five nine too. If you have 175 00:06:48,880 --> 00:06:50,800 Speaker 3: a confession that you've been holding on to, we can 176 00:06:50,880 --> 00:06:52,880 Speaker 3: hide your identity, mask your voice, and make you our 177 00:06:52,880 --> 00:06:53,720 Speaker 3: next mass speaker. 178 00:06:53,880 --> 00:06:55,680 Speaker 1: Your phone TAP's coming up right after this. 179 00:06:56,320 --> 00:06:57,880 Speaker 2: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.