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Speaker 2: Oh Man, Tonight, Tonight, Tonight is the night.

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Speaker 1: Tonight is the.

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Speaker 2: Night NFL's back, almost World Cup, Almost women's basketball.

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Speaker 1: No, that's gonna be on Sunday nights instead of Major

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Speaker 1: League Baseball and ESPN, They're gonna have WNBA.

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Speaker 2: That's all they play at the sports bars. Now, I'm

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Speaker 1: Hey, we have them on the Big Show. Careful, I'm

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Speaker 1: not worried about it. We don't know NASCAR. We don't race,

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Speaker 1: we don't rub, we don't race. But tonight the one

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Speaker 1: Now I just want to say, tonight is the night.

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Speaker 2: Are you banging, uglies? No, tonight is the night it

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Speaker 2: returns American Idol season five thousand, eh Survivor season fifty.

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Speaker 2: And it's even cooler because they put that idol in

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Speaker 2: Nashville and you found it, didn't you? No?

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Speaker 1: I did not find it. Man couldn't go a little

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Speaker 1: under the weather. At that point in time in my life,

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Speaker 2: I know you're gonna have a tangent to go on,

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Speaker 2: just can't with you guys. Scuba goes, great, we're at work.

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Speaker 2: They announced the idol. It's at that park. I know

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Speaker 2: the exact part, the exact location I would have found

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Speaker 1: And I go, Scuba, you were gonna beat every.

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Speaker 2: Student at Vandy and Belmont who has nothing better to

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Speaker 1: Yeah. I realized that. I don't know why you're bashing us,

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Speaker 2: Women were wondering how many injections you got in the lips,

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Speaker 2: What size do you want? And immediately went triple D.

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Speaker 1: Hundred thousand dollars watch.

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Speaker 2: Hey man, I'm in a video we're gonna put on YouTube.

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Speaker 2: And so he's all excited, all excited, and so he

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Speaker 2: but he never told the guy he was getting.

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Speaker 2: He just took him to the mall, let him believe

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Speaker 2: by her, purses, by her, a bunch of stuff.

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Speaker 1: Oh, and he goes, that's just.

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Speaker 2: Not the surprise I was thinking.

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Speaker 1: But he let him. He let him down the path

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Speaker 2: And he goes, that was just dark humor.

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Speaker 1: But I'm looking forward to hanging out with this little girl.

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Speaker 1: Disney's gonna be amazing. Man, It's it's gonna be fun.

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Speaker 2: He goes, man, you're a bad dude. You're a bad dude.

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Speaker 2: That's dark humor. He's like, Bob, I'm excited. Excited sounds bad.

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Speaker 2: Hey, So I didn't I didn't know if you were

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Speaker 1: Ok. Terrible surprise. I don't know. And it's not a surprise.

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Speaker 1: That's a terrible surprise. It's an invite. You can think

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Speaker 1: Doing live. Oh the one, two three, so loser? What up, everybody?

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Speaker 1: I am lunchbox. I know the most about sports, sucking

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Speaker 1: was his videos. Go watch him instead of ours. What up, y'all?

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Speaker 2: It is Susan. I'm from the North. I'm an alpha male.

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Speaker 2: I live on the north side of Nashville with Bayser,

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Speaker 2: He did finally text me the other day. He said,

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Speaker 2: He said, but you have shorter arms, so it might

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Speaker 2: to keep from working another week. Wow, okay, Elevin and no,

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Speaker 2: neither one of them are my numbers. Those aren't the numbers.

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Speaker 1: And over then twelve eighteen, nineteen, Red twenty one and

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Speaker 1: I'm telling you, have you ever heard of this? Where?

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Speaker 1: Sorry, were you gonna say something? I was gonna say, pardon?

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Speaker 2: Okay, have you ever heard of this? You know the

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Speaker 2: wheel spins? Does it sometimes spend different ways? I? No,

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Speaker 2: that could throw everything on when it's spinning clockwise. There's

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Speaker 2: The numbers aren't your kid's birthdays. The numbers are every

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Speaker 2: But you're you're able to cover an entire half of

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Speaker 1: You don't actually make money on that. You do because

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Speaker 1: so he won eighty dollars. Yeah, you've made money. You're

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Speaker 1: just betting half wheel. Okay, so you could bet also

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Speaker 2: Oh so he covered bet than number, okay, all right.

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Speaker 1: It hits that. But he's like, oh, already won.

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Speaker 2: Didn't even look at the board because he knew it

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Speaker 1: I believe it was five to green anywhere in there

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Speaker 1: the great We're down two hundred dollars in half Moon.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna be The basketball is over. The season wrapped

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Speaker 1: for your breeches. But it is time to move on

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Speaker 1: to baseball. And I will be the head coach of

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Speaker 1: It's his first venture out onto a spalled diamond. He's

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Speaker 2: He refuses, refuses to hit the ball off a tee.

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Speaker 1: Kid, This is called a woody or a wooden bat.

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Speaker 2: I mean, I'll get you in the pros. Makes one more.

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Speaker 2: You see the ump show they're not gonna they're getting

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Speaker 2: their calls challenged now, yeah, and the miners.

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Speaker 1: They're gonna do that, and I think major league too. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: But anyway, we're not going to challenge umpires in this league.

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Speaker 2: That's not what we're about.

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Speaker 1: And so signing up, you know what I mean, Sign

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Speaker 1: They send an email say, hey, welcome being a coach.

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Speaker 1: Blah blah blah. What is your sex? Then they have yes,

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Speaker 1: I prefer it. They send us a roster. Boom, look

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Speaker 1: to be. What major league baseball team you want to be?

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Speaker 1: Mm hmm, you gotta go Nashville sounds. Uh they are

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Speaker 1: not in the major leagues. Local team, they're not in

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Speaker 2: Close you ever seen them play?

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Speaker 1: Uh? Yeah, I've been there. Baby Box three, who is

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Speaker 2: He think gets called batter's box.

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Speaker 1: No, that's the bar it is though, righty, it's called

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Speaker 1: he is peeing, And if he would have been two

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Speaker 1: That's sports Center.

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Speaker 2: It would have been Sports Center everywhere viral and everybody

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Speaker 1: The usher was laughing. But now he's of age where

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Speaker 1: he's gonna play baseball. And I get on there and

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Speaker 1: I'm like, all right, let me go to this word

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Speaker 1: the document excel sheet whatever they sent. Let me fill

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Speaker 1: second choice, Yankees, third choice some team in China choice

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Speaker 2: Okay, next coach, first choice, Oh boy, Cardinals, second.

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Speaker 1: Choice coach, go to what you picked? Second choice Padres,

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Speaker 2: We already know who you picked?

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Speaker 1: Who did I pick? Ray? Cubs, Astros, Rangers?

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Speaker 2: Ray?

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Speaker 1: You are exactly right, No, I'm not.

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Speaker 2: My first choice was the Chicago Cubs. The Chicago Cubs.

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Speaker 2: There's not another coach that is requested the Chicago Cubs.

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Speaker 2: I'm first come, first serve. That should be my team.

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Speaker 2: I should be the Chicago Cubs because I got in there,

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Speaker 1: Like?

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Speaker 2: What are we Santa Monica? This is nash What is

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Speaker 1: Bro? I agree? I agree, Like I'm I'm already like

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Speaker 1: I don't like that coach.

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Speaker 2: Like unless you Vista, pick the team somewhere or not

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Speaker 1: If you live in van Ney's, fine, pick the Dodgers.

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Speaker 1: But if you live in Nashville, no need to pick

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Speaker 2: If you're right next to Chavez ravine Go Dodgers.

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Speaker 1: Totally understand it. So anyway, so I picked the Cubs

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Speaker 1: I put the Cubs, and then I put number four.

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Speaker 1: If I don't get the Cubs, I'll take the Astros. Wow,

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Speaker 1: I nailed that. And so why the Astros again? Because

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Speaker 1: you went there? Because my wife's from Houston and I

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Speaker 1: I'm the Cubs.

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Speaker 2: I'm automatically the Cubs because I was the first coach

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Speaker 1: Yes, we all agree with you. Correct. Well, a week

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Speaker 1: Houston Astros. Ha ha, Like, what the hell do you mean,

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Speaker 1: Houston Astros? I want my son to be Pete Paul Armstrong.

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Speaker 1: How am I the Astros when I was the first

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Speaker 1: one to request the Cubs. That doesn't add up. That

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean they seem like they'd be a pretty

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Speaker 1: Three times. But the fact that I was the first

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Speaker 1: got the Cubs? How exactly? So obviously someone's buddy with

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Speaker 2: Because you could see the website, or how are you

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Speaker 1: Two days later, the guy went in and requested the

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Speaker 1: the Chicago Cubs. Are you gonna fight it? Well, there's

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Speaker 1: no fighting it right. I'm not a legal person.

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Speaker 2: I'm just a little annoyed. I'm perturbed, I'm upset. I'm litigious.

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Speaker 2: I would love if that was a lawsuit eligible thing.

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Speaker 2: That would be amazing. But I don't need to ruffle

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00:22:41,400 --> 00:22:42,880
Speaker 2: the father feathers.

430
00:22:42,440 --> 00:22:43,200
Speaker 1: For t ball.

431
00:22:43,400 --> 00:22:46,879
Speaker 2: You could do small claims with like, you know, Judge

432
00:22:46,960 --> 00:22:48,399
Speaker 2: Judy or Judge Joe Brown.

433
00:22:49,640 --> 00:22:53,359
Speaker 1: Judge Joe Brown still going back, I've seen him. Okay,

434
00:22:53,840 --> 00:22:55,920
Speaker 1: my dad likes Judge Judy right now, he watches that

435
00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:58,160
Speaker 1: all the time, so he thinks he knows everything about law.

436
00:22:58,240 --> 00:23:01,120
Speaker 2: Now, yeah, yeah, you should be get your refund back

437
00:23:01,119 --> 00:23:03,879
Speaker 2: if you're gonna not finish the design functions that you

438
00:23:03,880 --> 00:23:07,040
Speaker 2: were supposed to as a carpenter. Yeah, yeah, yeah, there

439
00:23:07,080 --> 00:23:08,080
Speaker 2: should be some sort.

440
00:23:07,880 --> 00:23:09,879
Speaker 1: Of damage because of the weather and the window. Of

441
00:23:09,880 --> 00:23:14,240
Speaker 1: course I'm a carpenter. Yeah, so I'm a little frustrated.

442
00:23:14,720 --> 00:23:18,400
Speaker 1: I don't know who is friends with who, but it's

443
00:23:18,400 --> 00:23:20,159
Speaker 1: a little bit of a slap in the face that

444
00:23:20,280 --> 00:23:22,639
Speaker 1: I had to email the parents and be like, hey, guys,

445
00:23:23,680 --> 00:23:26,040
Speaker 1: just so you know, we're the Astros even though I

446
00:23:26,119 --> 00:23:28,520
Speaker 1: put in for the Cubs. Obviously the league is out

447
00:23:28,560 --> 00:23:31,240
Speaker 1: to get us. So I'm taking names when we play

448
00:23:31,280 --> 00:23:33,520
Speaker 1: the Cubs. I'm gonna shake that coaches and be like,

449
00:23:33,640 --> 00:23:34,639
Speaker 1: who do you know on the board?

450
00:23:35,200 --> 00:23:37,840
Speaker 2: You should have almost done something different. Why pick a

451
00:23:37,880 --> 00:23:42,360
Speaker 2: major league team because they're all major league teams. Why

452
00:23:42,440 --> 00:23:44,760
Speaker 2: not pick the Taiwanese Bears? They're major league?

453
00:23:45,119 --> 00:23:49,680
Speaker 1: They are not in Major League Baseball? What is it?

454
00:23:50,119 --> 00:23:51,200
Speaker 2: Kaw woun heroes?

455
00:23:51,560 --> 00:23:53,680
Speaker 1: I don't I don't know who these people are.

456
00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:55,919
Speaker 2: That would have been pretty They picked the Dodgers. They

457
00:23:55,920 --> 00:23:59,360
Speaker 2: got Otani I understand that you should have picked one

458
00:23:59,359 --> 00:24:02,080
Speaker 2: of those from overseas. There's some good ones.

459
00:24:02,280 --> 00:24:04,359
Speaker 1: They would have just assigned me a random team and

460
00:24:04,400 --> 00:24:06,240
Speaker 1: I would not have liked it, and I don't like

461
00:24:06,320 --> 00:24:09,399
Speaker 1: being the Astros. The design is a shark eating a bat.

462
00:24:09,800 --> 00:24:13,040
Speaker 1: And so I emailed the team and I said, if

463
00:24:13,080 --> 00:24:15,680
Speaker 1: you had dreams, if your kid playing on the Cubs,

464
00:24:16,080 --> 00:24:18,160
Speaker 1: oh maybe it was just my dream to coach the Cubs,

465
00:24:18,640 --> 00:24:21,720
Speaker 1: then you need to know that your dreams have been crushed.

466
00:24:21,920 --> 00:24:24,320
Speaker 1: In this first email, I'm sending out of the season

467
00:24:24,680 --> 00:24:28,920
Speaker 1: as we are the Houston Astros. We are the Astros,

468
00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:32,800
Speaker 1: the team, the trash can loving team. I know that's

469
00:24:32,840 --> 00:24:34,840
Speaker 1: an old joke. Some of you guys won't get that,

470
00:24:34,920 --> 00:24:37,919
Speaker 1: but welcome to the Houston Astros, where we take it

471
00:24:38,040 --> 00:24:40,080
Speaker 1: very serious. We may not turn your kid into a

472
00:24:40,080 --> 00:24:43,840
Speaker 1: major League baseball player this year, but next year be

473
00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:47,040
Speaker 1: sure that we will start that major league trajectory.

474
00:24:47,320 --> 00:24:48,919
Speaker 2: I was gonna say, some of the kids don't even

475
00:24:49,040 --> 00:24:51,040
Speaker 2: understand the reference. They weren't even born yet.

476
00:24:51,280 --> 00:24:53,560
Speaker 1: The kids probably don't even know they don't understand it.

477
00:24:54,440 --> 00:24:56,440
Speaker 1: And I said, hey, we love to have a meetup

478
00:24:56,800 --> 00:25:00,600
Speaker 1: Tuesday night just to kind of meet everybody and we'll

479
00:25:00,640 --> 00:25:02,760
Speaker 1: meet at a restaurant. Have a great day if you

480
00:25:02,800 --> 00:25:03,360
Speaker 1: can make it.

481
00:25:03,560 --> 00:25:08,880
Speaker 2: Boom sind oh for a group growing exercise.

482
00:25:09,440 --> 00:25:12,280
Speaker 1: Well, our first practice is supposed to be this Sunday,

483
00:25:12,320 --> 00:25:14,720
Speaker 1: but I'm going to be out of town team building.

484
00:25:14,920 --> 00:25:17,000
Speaker 1: And so we had a meet up last night at

485
00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:19,000
Speaker 1: a restaurant just kind of meet the other parents, the

486
00:25:19,320 --> 00:25:21,040
Speaker 1: ones that we didn't know. There's a couple on the

487
00:25:21,119 --> 00:25:23,359
Speaker 1: in the neighborhood that are on our team. They didn't

488
00:25:23,400 --> 00:25:25,600
Speaker 1: show up, no call, no show, didn't even reply to

489
00:25:25,640 --> 00:25:29,479
Speaker 1: the email. Uh. So we show up last night and

490
00:25:29,600 --> 00:25:32,360
Speaker 1: meet some of the families and this one guy said, hey, man,

491
00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:35,640
Speaker 1: all assistant coach. I'm like, great, dude's out. Where were

492
00:25:35,680 --> 00:25:39,960
Speaker 1: you for head? Like sounds good. So I met him

493
00:25:40,040 --> 00:25:43,359
Speaker 1: last night and what's he doing putting them back? He

494
00:25:43,400 --> 00:25:45,359
Speaker 1: put a couple back and he's like, man, how's it going.

495
00:25:45,560 --> 00:25:47,719
Speaker 1: What's going? I'm going. I'm going I speed. He's like,

496
00:25:47,760 --> 00:25:49,800
Speaker 1: you guys go to you guys go to the Baptist

497
00:25:49,880 --> 00:25:52,160
Speaker 1: church over there. I'm like what.

498
00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:55,000
Speaker 2: He goes, Yeah, what are you guys usually at the

499
00:25:55,080 --> 00:25:59,800
Speaker 2: nine am service? Right said I No, I don't go

500
00:25:59,840 --> 00:26:01,960
Speaker 2: to that church. Goes no, man, I've talked to you

501
00:26:01,960 --> 00:26:06,840
Speaker 2: at church before good start and I'm like no, and

502
00:26:06,960 --> 00:26:10,800
Speaker 2: he goes, oh, so you guys going after noon. I

503
00:26:10,840 --> 00:26:13,320
Speaker 2: was like, no, we don't go. We don't go to

504
00:26:13,400 --> 00:26:16,560
Speaker 2: church there, and he's like, I'm pretty sure you guys do.

505
00:26:18,280 --> 00:26:21,280
Speaker 2: I'm like, okay, man, When you say you don't, that's

506
00:26:21,400 --> 00:26:24,800
Speaker 2: usually where that conversation ends, and you started a new topic.

507
00:26:25,520 --> 00:26:28,760
Speaker 1: He's like, all right, man, maybe i'll look this Sunday.

508
00:26:28,760 --> 00:26:30,080
Speaker 1: But I could have sworn it as you guys.

509
00:26:30,600 --> 00:26:32,920
Speaker 2: No, man, are you always just read after a couple

510
00:26:32,920 --> 00:26:35,760
Speaker 2: of beers? Jesus coaching is gonna be interesting.

511
00:26:35,800 --> 00:26:38,080
Speaker 1: Man. I'm like, if this is how we're starting out,

512
00:26:38,080 --> 00:26:39,800
Speaker 1: I don't know how you're gonna be as an assistant coach.

513
00:26:39,840 --> 00:26:41,560
Speaker 2: Well, and as an assistant coach? Is he on the

514
00:26:41,560 --> 00:26:43,560
Speaker 2: bench with you? So you gotta be good friends with him?

515
00:26:43,840 --> 00:26:46,120
Speaker 1: How's it going? Man? A little tight in this dugout?

516
00:26:46,200 --> 00:26:48,960
Speaker 1: Huh you're touching my leg? Yeah? I did tell him.

517
00:26:48,960 --> 00:26:50,399
Speaker 1: I said, hey, man, so I'm gonna be out of

518
00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:53,400
Speaker 1: town this Sunday. This is when March first is when

519
00:26:53,400 --> 00:26:54,960
Speaker 1: we're eligible to start practice.

520
00:26:55,560 --> 00:26:58,600
Speaker 2: You're already handing stuff off to him. No, I said,

521
00:26:58,720 --> 00:27:03,080
Speaker 2: I said, hey, good man, practice on Sunday.

522
00:27:03,080 --> 00:27:05,480
Speaker 1: I'll be out of town on a cruise. Thanks, appreciate

523
00:27:05,480 --> 00:27:08,520
Speaker 1: you joining, No, I said, But I said, since it's

524
00:27:08,520 --> 00:27:11,520
Speaker 1: the first practice and then spring break's coming up and

525
00:27:11,520 --> 00:27:12,840
Speaker 1: a lot of people will be out of town, maybe

526
00:27:12,840 --> 00:27:14,680
Speaker 1: we just start after spring break. I don't want to

527
00:27:14,720 --> 00:27:16,760
Speaker 1: put that pressure on you. Just like, no, no, no, I'll

528
00:27:16,800 --> 00:27:17,439
Speaker 1: run the practice.

529
00:27:17,480 --> 00:27:21,040
Speaker 2: I was like, all right, man, well, and also starting

530
00:27:21,080 --> 00:27:24,520
Speaker 2: after spring break, the pros have already started. I know, like,

531
00:27:25,080 --> 00:27:26,240
Speaker 2: what is happening?

532
00:27:26,359 --> 00:27:29,280
Speaker 1: Start practice, but it's a little warmer where the pros are.

533
00:27:29,840 --> 00:27:30,640
Speaker 1: It's cold here.

534
00:27:31,119 --> 00:27:33,080
Speaker 2: Then you guys need to maybe do some family spring

535
00:27:33,080 --> 00:27:33,760
Speaker 2: break somewhere.

536
00:27:34,359 --> 00:27:35,600
Speaker 1: Oh, team spring break.

537
00:27:35,720 --> 00:27:38,120
Speaker 2: Team building. Billy did team building. The reason I said

538
00:27:38,119 --> 00:27:40,080
Speaker 2: that he was at Omni Hotel for team building. But

539
00:27:40,119 --> 00:27:42,919
Speaker 2: he was in a hotel room. So what's team building?

540
00:27:42,960 --> 00:27:45,040
Speaker 2: You just bang each other in a hotel room. Probably

541
00:27:46,320 --> 00:27:48,920
Speaker 2: like he lives in the city, that's what his conferences

542
00:27:48,920 --> 00:27:51,679
Speaker 2: are about, man, But team building, and he's in not

543
00:27:51,760 --> 00:27:54,080
Speaker 2: a conference room, in a room, So you just go

544
00:27:54,160 --> 00:27:58,560
Speaker 2: stay at hotel rooms and get drunk and bag each other. Huh.

545
00:27:58,720 --> 00:28:00,399
Speaker 2: That sounds like an interesting team building.

546
00:28:00,600 --> 00:28:02,919
Speaker 1: Hey, guys, we're gonna have team building in our own city.

547
00:28:03,080 --> 00:28:05,960
Speaker 2: You're all gonna be stayed at a hotel happy hours

548
00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:06,439
Speaker 2: at seven.

549
00:28:06,600 --> 00:28:10,879
Speaker 1: Hope nothing crazy happens like yeah, so get ready. The

550
00:28:10,960 --> 00:28:14,679
Speaker 1: Astros are coming for that T ball title. And then

551
00:28:14,720 --> 00:28:18,600
Speaker 1: baby Box two he's on the Padres. Baby Box one

552
00:28:19,440 --> 00:28:22,919
Speaker 1: he's on the Dodgers. You weren't even able to get

553
00:28:22,920 --> 00:28:26,320
Speaker 1: all your kids. They're all different ages, man, they're playing

554
00:28:26,359 --> 00:28:30,280
Speaker 1: on different teams. Okay, I can't. I can't coach all three.

555
00:28:30,920 --> 00:28:32,480
Speaker 1: How hard you know how hard that would be. So

556
00:28:32,520 --> 00:28:35,160
Speaker 1: which one are you coaching? Baby Box three, the four

557
00:28:35,240 --> 00:28:38,240
Speaker 1: year old, and I'll be assistant coach for the Padres.

558
00:28:38,680 --> 00:28:40,240
Speaker 2: You're coaching the youngest one?

559
00:28:40,400 --> 00:28:45,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay? T ball? Man? T ball? Right? Yeah?

560
00:28:45,400 --> 00:28:48,280
Speaker 2: Hey, you thought politics was just in the real world. No,

561
00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:51,520
Speaker 2: it's in Little League. Also should have been the Cubs.

562
00:28:51,880 --> 00:28:53,400
Speaker 2: We'll take a break, be right back.

563
00:28:56,640 --> 00:28:56,880
Speaker 1: Yeah.

564
00:28:56,920 --> 00:28:59,960
Speaker 2: You start to find out, man, people can angle stuff

565
00:29:00,080 --> 00:29:01,239
Speaker 2: any which way they want to.

566
00:29:01,600 --> 00:29:05,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, but Ray, I've got a I got an invitation

567
00:29:05,280 --> 00:29:07,240
Speaker 1: for you. You haven't seen the kids in a while,

568
00:29:07,920 --> 00:29:10,520
Speaker 1: and you always hear the stories about the kids and

569
00:29:10,680 --> 00:29:13,160
Speaker 1: what they're doing, and you haven't seen them. You don't

570
00:29:13,160 --> 00:29:16,080
Speaker 1: even know what they You haven't seen how tall they've gotten,

571
00:29:16,160 --> 00:29:17,400
Speaker 1: how big they've gotten.

572
00:29:17,720 --> 00:29:19,920
Speaker 2: When was the last time I saw him? Was it

573
00:29:20,160 --> 00:29:22,800
Speaker 2: last convention or was it when they they've been coming

574
00:29:22,840 --> 00:29:24,640
Speaker 2: in to do the pod? So I've been seeing.

575
00:29:24,360 --> 00:29:27,840
Speaker 1: Them, yes, and my one way we keep them pretty

576
00:29:27,840 --> 00:29:31,680
Speaker 1: well hidden. No no, no, no, no no. My seven year

577
00:29:31,680 --> 00:29:34,800
Speaker 1: old who's in first grade, he's a little upset that

578
00:29:34,840 --> 00:29:37,840
Speaker 1: he has not been back on the pod. He's like, Dad,

579
00:29:37,840 --> 00:29:39,560
Speaker 1: I started first grade. When are we gonna do the pod?

580
00:29:39,640 --> 00:29:41,360
Speaker 2: See that's the thing. You guys don't realize this in

581
00:29:41,400 --> 00:29:43,320
Speaker 2: your trucks at home, when you're on your tractors in

582
00:29:43,360 --> 00:29:46,320
Speaker 2: the farm. We let these people get on the pod

583
00:29:46,400 --> 00:29:49,680
Speaker 2: justin Justin, and then they think they're just Actually we

584
00:29:49,720 --> 00:29:51,120
Speaker 2: never let Justin on the pod, and then they think

585
00:29:51,120 --> 00:29:53,360
Speaker 2: they're supposed to always be on the pod. Abeze in

586
00:29:53,400 --> 00:29:54,120
Speaker 2: the hallway.

587
00:29:54,280 --> 00:29:56,400
Speaker 1: Hey, you're gonna start paying me, am I gonna get

588
00:29:56,400 --> 00:29:57,959
Speaker 1: on the pod again. Abeza.

589
00:29:58,040 --> 00:30:00,400
Speaker 2: We had you on like twice, just being fun, trying

590
00:30:00,440 --> 00:30:02,360
Speaker 2: to cross promote and stuff like that. And then now

591
00:30:02,400 --> 00:30:04,880
Speaker 2: he thinks every week he's supposed to do Justin. Hey,

592
00:30:04,920 --> 00:30:06,760
Speaker 2: do you think I could maybe do the pod with you?

593
00:30:06,800 --> 00:30:09,840
Speaker 1: Guys. As a third, I'm not exactly feeling my job.

594
00:30:10,480 --> 00:30:14,640
Speaker 2: What see, you should give somebody an intuity, take a marathon.

595
00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:17,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's like Abiza is uh. He didn't even

596
00:30:17,840 --> 00:30:19,680
Speaker 1: show up at the convention, Like, I mean, we asked

597
00:30:19,760 --> 00:30:21,800
Speaker 1: him to do one little thing. You know, people were

598
00:30:22,160 --> 00:30:28,200
Speaker 1: clamoring for some Abiza Abiza, Abiza, Beze Martini's Martiniz and

599
00:30:28,240 --> 00:30:31,880
Speaker 1: he didn't show up. I'm busy. I'm busy. And then Pitts,

600
00:30:31,920 --> 00:30:34,520
Speaker 1: I mean Pitts makes his appearance at the convention. He

601
00:30:34,560 --> 00:30:36,080
Speaker 1: hadn't been on the pod in about six years.

602
00:30:36,080 --> 00:30:37,920
Speaker 2: Well he's got one arm. He had some sort of

603
00:30:38,120 --> 00:30:40,920
Speaker 2: surgery and now he's doing audio with his pinky. But

604
00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:43,320
Speaker 2: I will say this, though, my father always took us

605
00:30:43,360 --> 00:30:46,719
Speaker 2: to his work. We had seen every week. We're there

606
00:30:46,800 --> 00:30:47,680
Speaker 2: every Saturday.

607
00:30:48,120 --> 00:30:48,840
Speaker 1: I knew the guys.

608
00:30:48,960 --> 00:30:51,560
Speaker 2: Danny Carver, I knew his office, would go watch cartoons.

609
00:30:51,760 --> 00:30:53,960
Speaker 2: He'd come in sometimes he'd be like, hey, my dad's

610
00:30:53,960 --> 00:30:56,320
Speaker 2: down there. He said, to watch your TV. We were

611
00:30:56,360 --> 00:30:59,680
Speaker 2: always at the office. Eddie doesn't bring his kids around here.

612
00:31:00,200 --> 00:31:03,920
Speaker 2: You don't bring your keysers around here. Amy doesn't bring

613
00:31:03,960 --> 00:31:08,960
Speaker 2: her kids around here. Anybody else on the show Morgan

614
00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:13,040
Speaker 2: doesn't bring her kids around here. My Cuba, Scuba doesn't

615
00:31:13,080 --> 00:31:16,920
Speaker 2: bring his kids around here. We were at Louisiana Pacific

616
00:31:17,080 --> 00:31:21,600
Speaker 2: every week. Every week. Yeah, my dad would take me

617
00:31:21,640 --> 00:31:24,520
Speaker 2: to work sometimes and they never paid me and I

618
00:31:24,640 --> 00:31:26,040
Speaker 2: was there all the time.

619
00:31:27,680 --> 00:31:30,360
Speaker 1: Well maybe you should send them for back pay.

620
00:31:30,560 --> 00:31:34,120
Speaker 2: Can you imagine that though, if you did really bring

621
00:31:34,120 --> 00:31:37,160
Speaker 2: your My dad's coworkers kind of had to be annoyed

622
00:31:37,160 --> 00:31:39,320
Speaker 2: a little bit. We were always at the office.

623
00:31:39,480 --> 00:31:41,920
Speaker 1: They probably hated you. Dude. I knew where the printer was.

624
00:31:41,960 --> 00:31:42,920
Speaker 1: I knew where the paper was.

625
00:31:42,960 --> 00:31:45,920
Speaker 2: We would do stuff for school, send it to Hey, Janis,

626
00:31:46,080 --> 00:31:48,600
Speaker 2: can you print that for me? She's trying to do

627
00:31:48,720 --> 00:31:51,600
Speaker 2: log reports and she's printing a coloring book for me.

628
00:31:52,640 --> 00:31:54,240
Speaker 1: Dude, we're there all the time.

629
00:31:54,560 --> 00:31:57,000
Speaker 2: We'd be in the guy's back office and he'd come

630
00:31:57,000 --> 00:31:58,959
Speaker 2: into work and we're like Dad told us to come here,

631
00:31:58,960 --> 00:32:01,560
Speaker 2: and oh, kids, come on over here. We're like, dude,

632
00:32:01,560 --> 00:32:04,040
Speaker 2: he had a bunch of grafts and charts out and

633
00:32:04,080 --> 00:32:05,600
Speaker 2: we were like scribbling on top of it.

634
00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:10,080
Speaker 1: Dang. Like truckers would come, yeah, hey, I got a

635
00:32:10,080 --> 00:32:12,720
Speaker 1: big rig. I'm weighing in here with twenty logs. Where

636
00:32:12,760 --> 00:32:14,880
Speaker 1: do I way, I don't know. I don't work here.

637
00:32:15,960 --> 00:32:17,320
Speaker 1: I'm my dad worked here.

638
00:32:17,480 --> 00:32:20,240
Speaker 2: We'd be in the in the sawbood there. We didn't

639
00:32:20,280 --> 00:32:24,080
Speaker 2: know anything. Truckers would pull up waving at him. Ah,

640
00:32:24,160 --> 00:32:26,040
Speaker 2: hi there, I know you don't work here. Where do I?

641
00:32:26,160 --> 00:32:28,479
Speaker 1: Where the hell do I get weighed? I don't know,

642
00:32:28,560 --> 00:32:33,000
Speaker 1: I don't work here. It was people all over the place,

643
00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:35,320
Speaker 1: getting paid, needing work done. We didn't know what we

644
00:32:35,320 --> 00:32:35,720
Speaker 1: were doing.

645
00:32:35,760 --> 00:32:38,680
Speaker 2: We were there every day. We're in the bathroom with

646
00:32:38,680 --> 00:32:42,200
Speaker 2: a logger. Guys in there got grease all over his hands,

647
00:32:42,240 --> 00:32:45,760
Speaker 2: grease and his monkey. Hi there, sir, what uh?

648
00:32:45,800 --> 00:32:47,680
Speaker 1: They hire him young here? I guess.

649
00:32:48,640 --> 00:32:52,120
Speaker 2: Hey, little Chapman, you want to help me do the rig? No,

650
00:32:52,480 --> 00:32:55,240
Speaker 2: I'm just doing a color I'm just doing a coloring book.

651
00:32:55,800 --> 00:32:59,280
Speaker 2: We're sitting in the breakroom. We're drinking juice boxes, eating

652
00:32:59,360 --> 00:33:02,520
Speaker 2: yellow jig. There's a guy comes in there. Pounds is

653
00:33:02,560 --> 00:33:07,360
Speaker 2: freaking pounds is freaking lunch, pale down, eats a ballooney sandwich,

654
00:33:07,720 --> 00:33:11,520
Speaker 2: drinks a coke. Man, all the Dow's down again.

655
00:33:11,680 --> 00:33:15,040
Speaker 1: Damn it. I'm never getting out of this place. Man,

656
00:33:15,120 --> 00:33:16,800
Speaker 1: When you think we're ever gonna get out of here,

657
00:33:18,840 --> 00:33:21,520
Speaker 1: back to work. Everybody back to work. Oh, that doesn't

658
00:33:21,520 --> 00:33:24,920
Speaker 1: apply to us. We're just kids all the time. We

659
00:33:24,920 --> 00:33:28,080
Speaker 1: were there. Back to you and your kid. My dad

660
00:33:28,120 --> 00:33:30,120
Speaker 1: would take me to work sometimes, and you know, he'd

661
00:33:30,160 --> 00:33:33,440
Speaker 1: be repairing and modeling houses, you know, doing walls paint,

662
00:33:34,120 --> 00:33:36,040
Speaker 1: and he'd always try to teach me that stuff. Man,

663
00:33:36,520 --> 00:33:37,520
Speaker 1: I never paid attention.

664
00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:40,920
Speaker 2: And I think the door would lock, so we'd always knock,

665
00:33:40,960 --> 00:33:43,200
Speaker 2: and my dad's office was in the back, so somebody

666
00:33:43,200 --> 00:33:44,640
Speaker 2: in the front would always have to come open the

667
00:33:44,680 --> 00:33:45,239
Speaker 2: door for us.

668
00:33:45,280 --> 00:33:48,080
Speaker 1: Oh god, dude, you know annoying that way. You think

669
00:33:48,120 --> 00:33:50,280
Speaker 1: they hated that. And they hated you so much, like

670
00:33:50,360 --> 00:33:52,160
Speaker 1: every five minutes they had to get from their nest,

671
00:33:52,640 --> 00:33:55,000
Speaker 1: Jannis had to print something for you, or they had

672
00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:56,840
Speaker 1: to open the door for you. Oh my gosh, Oh

673
00:33:56,840 --> 00:33:59,000
Speaker 1: can you help me with the vending machine? Oh my god,

674
00:33:59,400 --> 00:34:00,840
Speaker 1: oh my. They hated you.

675
00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:03,200
Speaker 2: But it did pay off because we got in on

676
00:34:03,720 --> 00:34:06,480
Speaker 2: NFL pick thems once we're When we were old enough,

677
00:34:06,560 --> 00:34:07,600
Speaker 2: Dad would let us pick them.

678
00:34:07,680 --> 00:34:11,360
Speaker 1: See that's fun. So he started the gambling. Hey Janis,

679
00:34:11,640 --> 00:34:15,120
Speaker 1: did we win? Uh? No, you kids were two and twelve.

680
00:34:17,480 --> 00:34:18,239
Speaker 1: Oh Dad, we.

681
00:34:18,239 --> 00:34:23,680
Speaker 2: Lost your twenty dollars we never won in of five years.

682
00:34:23,719 --> 00:34:28,120
Speaker 1: We maybe did one. They just took our money every week.

683
00:34:29,719 --> 00:34:37,000
Speaker 2: Hey, I'm gonna pick the the Chicago Bears, yeah, the Colts, Yeah,

684
00:34:37,320 --> 00:34:38,919
Speaker 2: the Denver Broncos.

685
00:34:39,080 --> 00:34:39,680
Speaker 1: Yeah.

686
00:34:40,480 --> 00:34:43,240
Speaker 2: We'd go one in fourteen every week.

687
00:34:44,560 --> 00:34:45,680
Speaker 1: Never got one.

688
00:34:45,800 --> 00:34:52,960
Speaker 2: Right, Oh my gosh, that's really funny. I actually have

689
00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:55,279
Speaker 2: my kids start doing pick thems. They're old enough, they

690
00:34:55,280 --> 00:34:56,919
Speaker 2: know the teams, they should be able to pick them.

691
00:34:57,000 --> 00:35:00,040
Speaker 2: My dad legit would not do any input. He'd go on,

692
00:35:00,280 --> 00:35:02,680
Speaker 2: it's not gambling. Having the kids do it, and we

693
00:35:02,680 --> 00:35:03,480
Speaker 2: would fill it out.

694
00:35:03,920 --> 00:35:05,480
Speaker 1: Oh that's so funny, dude.

695
00:35:05,640 --> 00:35:08,200
Speaker 2: You have to because it's just so funny. Like you'll

696
00:35:08,200 --> 00:35:09,759
Speaker 2: see it and you'll be like, Okay, there's no way

697
00:35:09,880 --> 00:35:10,759
Speaker 2: my son's gonna win.

698
00:35:10,800 --> 00:35:13,200
Speaker 1: And they'll be that one week where they win and

699
00:35:13,239 --> 00:35:15,600
Speaker 1: it feels so good. It's only one. Enjoy the one,

700
00:35:15,600 --> 00:35:18,359
Speaker 1: because I'm telling you it is vibe lonely years. Dad.

701
00:35:18,400 --> 00:35:18,960
Speaker 1: Did we win?

702
00:35:19,719 --> 00:35:21,719
Speaker 2: Uh? No, I got it back from Danny Carver. You

703
00:35:21,760 --> 00:35:26,200
Speaker 2: guys went three and eleven. You got the uh Patriots

704
00:35:26,239 --> 00:35:29,080
Speaker 2: and the Steelers, right, everything else is wrong. Oh and

705
00:35:29,200 --> 00:35:32,400
Speaker 2: also the Monday night game, you guys didn't put a score.

706
00:35:33,080 --> 00:35:35,560
Speaker 2: You guys put one to one, so you missed that

707
00:35:35,600 --> 00:35:36,120
Speaker 2: one as well.

708
00:35:36,800 --> 00:35:48,200
Speaker 1: Oh okay, thanks dad. Oh no, but go drive. You know,

709
00:35:48,960 --> 00:35:50,239
Speaker 1: I want you to be able to hang out with

710
00:35:50,280 --> 00:35:55,120
Speaker 1: my kids in a normal environment. I mean you you

711
00:35:55,440 --> 00:35:57,920
Speaker 1: like a little you like a little demolition, right, You

712
00:35:58,040 --> 00:36:01,400
Speaker 1: like when cars run into each other and rent. You know,

713
00:36:01,440 --> 00:36:05,960
Speaker 1: if you ain't robbing, you ain't racing, you wanna get ready?

714
00:36:06,200 --> 00:36:08,120
Speaker 1: I mean, we get back from that cruise and the

715
00:36:08,280 --> 00:36:10,919
Speaker 1: very next day, don't you want to go and watch

716
00:36:10,920 --> 00:36:14,919
Speaker 1: a little demolition derby with me? Yeah? Me and the kids. Yeah,

717
00:36:15,200 --> 00:36:17,319
Speaker 1: mad dog demolition derby.

718
00:36:17,719 --> 00:36:19,560
Speaker 2: Just we just gotta get on the highway, drive a

719
00:36:19,560 --> 00:36:23,000
Speaker 2: little bit south of Shelbyville, Tennessee, and we just gotta

720
00:36:23,080 --> 00:36:26,839
Speaker 2: go in there and boom boom wash some cars wreck

721
00:36:26,920 --> 00:36:30,640
Speaker 2: the crap out of each other. Let's go. You're driving,

722
00:36:30,680 --> 00:36:31,280
Speaker 2: I'm drinking.

723
00:36:31,800 --> 00:36:35,319
Speaker 1: I'll drive. You can drink, you can bring baser, and

724
00:36:35,400 --> 00:36:37,200
Speaker 1: you guys can kind of like see what it's like

725
00:36:37,280 --> 00:36:40,680
Speaker 1: with three kids out in public. How you rang alum

726
00:36:40,920 --> 00:36:44,799
Speaker 1: and see what goes on? And I mean, I just

727
00:36:44,800 --> 00:36:47,120
Speaker 1: want to invite you because then I'm gonna get in

728
00:36:47,160 --> 00:36:50,040
Speaker 1: the car and then I'm an race. I'm gonna race

729
00:36:50,040 --> 00:36:51,000
Speaker 1: around the arena.

730
00:36:51,080 --> 00:36:53,160
Speaker 2: Are we gonna be in charge of your kids or

731
00:36:53,200 --> 00:36:55,640
Speaker 2: is your wife doing that? We're just there for the experience.

732
00:36:55,760 --> 00:36:59,799
Speaker 1: No, No, you'd be in charge of by kids. Uh.

733
00:37:00,080 --> 00:37:03,200
Speaker 2: I mean I do have nieces and nephews, right, but

734
00:37:03,239 --> 00:37:06,200
Speaker 2: these are younger ones. But they're they seem like they're

735
00:37:06,239 --> 00:37:10,200
Speaker 2: like trained. Yea, you are your kids at that point

736
00:37:10,200 --> 00:37:12,440
Speaker 2: where they're trained yet are they now?

737
00:37:12,440 --> 00:37:13,640
Speaker 1: They're still wild animals. See.

738
00:37:13,640 --> 00:37:16,479
Speaker 2: I need those trained kids middle school. Then the niece

739
00:37:16,520 --> 00:37:17,520
Speaker 2: and nephew can come over.

740
00:37:17,719 --> 00:37:21,040
Speaker 1: But this is a place when you go see demolition derby,

741
00:37:21,200 --> 00:37:22,920
Speaker 1: it is where the kids can be crazy.

742
00:37:23,040 --> 00:37:24,040
Speaker 2: How far is it?

743
00:37:24,040 --> 00:37:27,560
Speaker 1: It's like thirty five minutes. Okay, dude, I just need

744
00:37:27,600 --> 00:37:30,480
Speaker 1: you to log on Motorhead Events dot com get your tickets,

745
00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:33,759
Speaker 1: and you can sit right next to us. We'll do that.

746
00:37:34,040 --> 00:37:37,480
Speaker 2: But is the van gonna fit all of us? Because

747
00:37:37,520 --> 00:37:39,359
Speaker 2: if we're doing a little bit of drinking, I ain't

748
00:37:39,400 --> 00:37:39,959
Speaker 2: doing no driving.

749
00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:43,480
Speaker 1: No, No, we can fit you. Okay, wayser ride in the trunk.

750
00:37:43,640 --> 00:37:46,480
Speaker 1: No baser will sit between the two car seats in

751
00:37:46,520 --> 00:37:50,120
Speaker 1: the back. You'll sit in the pilot's seat right next

752
00:37:50,160 --> 00:37:52,560
Speaker 1: to one of the kids. She'll be smushed in between

753
00:37:52,600 --> 00:37:55,520
Speaker 1: the two older kids. You'll be next to the youngest

754
00:37:55,600 --> 00:37:58,640
Speaker 1: kid and he'll be raise a poopy button the whole time.

755
00:37:58,800 --> 00:38:00,719
Speaker 2: Well, in Tennessee, I'll be able to put up with

756
00:38:00,760 --> 00:38:03,200
Speaker 2: it because you're allowed legally to have one cracked.

757
00:38:04,320 --> 00:38:07,200
Speaker 1: Really, yeah, as long as you're not driving. I didn't

758
00:38:07,200 --> 00:38:10,960
Speaker 1: know that. Mm hmm huh. But I mean your kid

759
00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:14,120
Speaker 1: can't have one cracked an age. No, No, I understand, well,

760
00:38:14,280 --> 00:38:16,960
Speaker 1: a juice box. I do believe you can give your kid,

761
00:38:17,120 --> 00:38:19,520
Speaker 1: if you're the adult, you can give your kid alcohol.

762
00:38:20,400 --> 00:38:23,000
Speaker 2: I'm just saying for to take the edge off, I'm

763
00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:24,040
Speaker 2: gonna need to crack one.

764
00:38:24,800 --> 00:38:27,040
Speaker 1: Oh, I have no problem with you cracking one. Ray,

765
00:38:27,200 --> 00:38:29,719
Speaker 1: keep your window cracked. Get the fumes out of here.

766
00:38:29,719 --> 00:38:31,480
Speaker 1: I don't want the kids smelling that. No no, but

767
00:38:31,480 --> 00:38:34,120
Speaker 1: then they do. They'll bladdie, why doesn't that smell like

768
00:38:34,200 --> 00:38:36,720
Speaker 1: apple juice? But it looks like apple juice.

769
00:38:37,560 --> 00:38:41,919
Speaker 2: They'll have They'll have beer there too, perfect. Oh would

770
00:38:41,960 --> 00:38:43,719
Speaker 2: you think the party was gonna stop and we'll park

771
00:38:43,760 --> 00:38:44,040
Speaker 2: the car.

772
00:38:44,239 --> 00:38:45,920
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm just making sure. You know mad

773
00:38:45,960 --> 00:38:48,319
Speaker 1: Dog Demolition Derby they got alcohol there too.

774
00:38:48,480 --> 00:38:51,000
Speaker 2: You ever met somebody that tailgates before and they go

775
00:38:51,040 --> 00:38:53,000
Speaker 2: in the game be like, well I'm good, I'm done drinking.

776
00:38:53,040 --> 00:38:54,160
Speaker 2: You guys are ready to watch the game.

777
00:38:54,680 --> 00:38:56,960
Speaker 1: No, that's not how it works. No, you never do that.

778
00:38:57,840 --> 00:39:00,720
Speaker 2: I've never met somebody that enters the you and says,

779
00:39:01,160 --> 00:39:04,759
Speaker 2: well I am done drinking. Let's head in a well.

780
00:39:05,040 --> 00:39:07,319
Speaker 1: I've seen some people because it gets quite expensive when

781
00:39:07,320 --> 00:39:09,400
Speaker 1: you get in there. It's a lot cheaper to do

782
00:39:09,440 --> 00:39:10,319
Speaker 1: it in the parking lot.

783
00:39:11,680 --> 00:39:16,320
Speaker 2: It's the bost impossible thing in planet Earth to stop

784
00:39:16,400 --> 00:39:18,320
Speaker 2: the party as you enter the venue.

785
00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:21,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a weird thing to do, but yeah. March seventh, dude,

786
00:39:21,840 --> 00:39:25,760
Speaker 1: Mad Dog Demolition Derby you me, Baser and the kids,

787
00:39:25,960 --> 00:39:28,960
Speaker 1: and the day after March eighth.

788
00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:33,920
Speaker 2: What's that Jamaica stories? Oh, my goodness, stories from Jamaica.

789
00:39:34,320 --> 00:39:36,640
Speaker 2: I got zero left. But I'll have to think of

790
00:39:36,680 --> 00:39:38,600
Speaker 2: one about the maid or something, or about how we

791
00:39:38,640 --> 00:39:41,799
Speaker 2: got our trash taken out, or how one time I

792
00:39:41,880 --> 00:39:43,160
Speaker 2: woke up and overslept.

793
00:39:43,440 --> 00:39:45,920
Speaker 1: I really have no stories left. I know, I know,

794
00:39:45,960 --> 00:39:47,800
Speaker 1: it's been a long time since Jamaica. It's gonna be

795
00:39:47,800 --> 00:39:49,760
Speaker 1: hard to remember, but I'm gonna need you to jog

796
00:39:49,840 --> 00:39:52,080
Speaker 1: that memory. And yes, I just want to invite you

797
00:39:52,080 --> 00:39:54,160
Speaker 1: to that. My kids would love to see you. I'd

798
00:39:54,160 --> 00:39:55,840
Speaker 1: love to have you come with me to go to

799
00:39:55,920 --> 00:39:58,400
Speaker 1: the event. That's all I wanted. That's my invite. That

800
00:39:58,520 --> 00:40:00,319
Speaker 1: was the invite you said was gonna be so bad.

801
00:40:00,520 --> 00:40:01,400
Speaker 1: It's not that bad.

802
00:40:01,640 --> 00:40:02,080
Speaker 2: It's good.

803
00:40:02,480 --> 00:40:07,880
Speaker 1: Yeah. And don't forget. Survivor starts tonight tonight. I can't

804
00:40:07,880 --> 00:40:11,480
Speaker 1: wait anything else you want to say. No, man, I

805
00:40:11,480 --> 00:40:14,880
Speaker 1: don't even know the day. Today is Wednesday, Okay, today

806
00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:16,120
Speaker 1: is Wednesday. Okay.

807
00:40:16,200 --> 00:40:18,840
Speaker 2: I was wondering. I didn't know if we were cruising. No,

808
00:40:18,920 --> 00:40:19,960
Speaker 2: we're not cruising right now.

809
00:40:20,080 --> 00:40:22,320
Speaker 1: Not we're cruising. We cruise out on Friday.

810
00:40:22,640 --> 00:40:28,160
Speaker 2: Okay, that is when that is called poor to call

811
00:40:28,280 --> 00:40:29,440
Speaker 2: and we are gonna debark?

812
00:40:29,719 --> 00:40:31,319
Speaker 1: Oh is that what it? Hey? And you know what,

813
00:40:31,800 --> 00:40:33,799
Speaker 1: you know what I had to do. I had to

814
00:40:33,880 --> 00:40:39,799
Speaker 1: check in you're in to get an expressed boarding or something. Yeah, yeah,

815
00:40:39,800 --> 00:40:40,799
Speaker 1: I got that. Yeah.

816
00:40:40,800 --> 00:40:43,439
Speaker 2: I deleted about three of the documents they gave us.

817
00:40:43,640 --> 00:40:47,160
Speaker 2: I'm not doing the WhatsApp Try and find me. I

818
00:40:47,200 --> 00:40:48,880
Speaker 2: did two of the apps they told us to do.

819
00:40:48,920 --> 00:40:51,640
Speaker 2: But it's all about condensing keep out the outside noise.

820
00:40:51,719 --> 00:40:54,320
Speaker 2: I don't need five apps. And Baser wanted me to

821
00:40:54,360 --> 00:40:57,640
Speaker 2: print forty pages. They sent us a document baser. I

822
00:40:57,680 --> 00:41:00,680
Speaker 2: condensed those forty into four. It's all right, D numbers

823
00:41:00,719 --> 00:41:01,760
Speaker 2: and our bucket number.

824
00:41:01,960 --> 00:41:02,439
Speaker 1: We're set.

825
00:41:02,760 --> 00:41:04,800
Speaker 2: Oh I don't have Yeah. It kept saying, what is

826
00:41:04,840 --> 00:41:08,520
Speaker 2: your your reservation number? I'm like, I don't know what

827
00:41:08,600 --> 00:41:12,040
Speaker 2: my reservation number is. Scooby had to go dig through

828
00:41:12,040 --> 00:41:15,120
Speaker 2: the emails and one of them had two attachments. I

829
00:41:15,120 --> 00:41:16,959
Speaker 2: only saw one, so that it was on the second

830
00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:19,040
Speaker 2: attachment I found it, I was able to check in.

831
00:41:19,360 --> 00:41:22,200
Speaker 2: Took my picture for the boat or whatever it is,

832
00:41:22,280 --> 00:41:24,960
Speaker 2: facial recognition to get on and off the boat. Well,

833
00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:28,960
Speaker 2: I took mine hungover on a random Saturday, so when

834
00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:31,239
Speaker 2: I'm checking in, I'm gonna also have to be hungover then.

835
00:41:31,600 --> 00:41:33,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I'm gonna I had a beard in mind.

836
00:41:33,680 --> 00:41:37,040
Speaker 1: I'm gonna shave for the trip, so I don't know

837
00:41:37,040 --> 00:41:39,960
Speaker 1: how they're going to recognize me. But all right, everybody

838
00:41:40,239 --> 00:41:41,640
Speaker 1: have a good Wednesday. Enjoy it.

839
00:41:42,640 --> 00:41:45,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, right, great pod dude, This one I felt like

840
00:41:45,440 --> 00:41:47,359
Speaker 2: was solid. Well, I will see you in the many

841
00:41:52,640 --> 00:41:55,560
Speaker 2: ray I heard Key West is beautiful this time of year.

842
00:41:55,440 --> 00:41:58,239
Speaker 1: It's supposed to be nice. But yeah, dude, motorheadevents dot Com,

843
00:41:58,239 --> 00:42:01,000
Speaker 1: Mad Dog Demolition Derby dude, just think about it. You

844
00:42:01,040 --> 00:42:05,960
Speaker 1: can get your tickets. I'd love to see you there. Boom,

845
00:42:06,080 --> 00:42:09,279
Speaker 1: And then they're gonna have minivan races. That's pretty cool.

846
00:42:09,400 --> 00:42:12,719
Speaker 2: If they want the Trailblazer to compete, I'll do it

847
00:42:12,719 --> 00:42:16,759
Speaker 2: for two thousand. They can have the Trailblazer, really, but

848
00:42:16,800 --> 00:42:17,640
Speaker 2: I need two thousand.

849
00:42:18,080 --> 00:42:20,640
Speaker 1: If the Ultima still ran, I thought about putting the

850
00:42:20,680 --> 00:42:22,120
Speaker 1: Ultimate in there, but it doesn't run. It would need

851
00:42:22,120 --> 00:42:23,680
Speaker 1: a whole new engine, and I feel like it'd be

852
00:42:23,719 --> 00:42:25,160
Speaker 1: a waste of an engine to get it out there

853
00:42:25,160 --> 00:42:29,319
Speaker 1: and kill it. Yeah, but yeah, I'm a race dude.

854
00:42:29,360 --> 00:42:32,200
Speaker 1: They're gonna get me a car. If you want to go,

855
00:42:33,200 --> 00:42:34,439
Speaker 1: just just let me know, man,