1
00:00:00,040 --> 00:00:01,040
Speaker 1: Don't call me stupid?

2
00:00:01,240 --> 00:00:01,800
Speaker 2: All right?

3
00:00:01,920 --> 00:00:04,920
Speaker 1: To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.

4
00:00:05,080 --> 00:00:07,039
Speaker 1: I've worn dresses with higher IQs.

5
00:00:07,080 --> 00:00:09,760
Speaker 2: But you think you're an intellectual, don't you wait?

6
00:00:09,960 --> 00:00:14,560
Speaker 1: It's time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria.

7
00:00:14,640 --> 00:00:17,840
Speaker 1: Your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game

8
00:00:17,880 --> 00:00:21,360
Speaker 1: of trivia for comedian Ronnie Chang and HASSAMANAJ tickets and

9
00:00:21,480 --> 00:00:23,920
Speaker 1: let's meet today's contestant for You versus Victoria.

10
00:00:24,040 --> 00:00:24,720
Speaker 3: Jenna. What's up?

11
00:00:24,760 --> 00:00:25,000
Speaker 1: Jenna?

12
00:00:25,000 --> 00:00:25,440
Speaker 3: How are you?

13
00:00:26,720 --> 00:00:28,600
Speaker 2: I'm great? Great?

14
00:00:28,920 --> 00:00:29,600
Speaker 3: Are you ready to go?

15
00:00:29,920 --> 00:00:30,000
Speaker 2: What?

16
00:00:31,720 --> 00:00:31,920
Speaker 3: Yeah?

17
00:00:31,920 --> 00:00:33,800
Speaker 2: I am? I guess the Monday morning? Right?

18
00:00:34,920 --> 00:00:37,880
Speaker 3: Yeah? You already get taken down?

19
00:00:38,200 --> 00:00:38,919
Speaker 2: Well you're not up?

20
00:00:39,120 --> 00:00:39,879
Speaker 3: I had anything about that.

21
00:00:41,120 --> 00:00:43,040
Speaker 2: I was like taken down, but like like she's not

22
00:00:43,159 --> 00:00:46,720
Speaker 2: like up yet, so she's awake, so she's up. Yeah,

23
00:00:46,840 --> 00:00:48,880
Speaker 2: but I just thought about it. If I'm ready to

24
00:00:48,920 --> 00:00:49,760
Speaker 2: get put to sleep?

25
00:00:49,960 --> 00:00:53,160
Speaker 3: Yeah me. How do you feel about Tuesdays?

26
00:00:53,200 --> 00:00:57,000
Speaker 1: Jenna? Yeah, you said Monday morning. Do you like Tuesday

27
00:00:57,000 --> 00:00:57,600
Speaker 1: morning as well?

28
00:00:59,400 --> 00:01:01,280
Speaker 2: No? I'm not morning fan in general?

29
00:01:02,360 --> 00:01:04,960
Speaker 3: Understood? All Right, Well, here we go.

30
00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:08,680
Speaker 1: We're gonna send Victoria out of the studio, and here's

31
00:01:08,680 --> 00:01:09,479
Speaker 1: how the game's played.

32
00:01:09,560 --> 00:01:09,840
Speaker 3: Jenna.

33
00:01:10,120 --> 00:01:12,720
Speaker 1: While she's leaving, you have thirty seconds to answer as

34
00:01:12,760 --> 00:01:15,520
Speaker 1: many questions as possible. If you don't know one, just

35
00:01:15,560 --> 00:01:19,640
Speaker 1: say pass and Victoria has to beat you outright to win. Okay,

36
00:01:20,760 --> 00:01:25,000
Speaker 1: all right, are you ready? Yes, here we go, Jenna.

37
00:01:25,280 --> 00:01:28,120
Speaker 1: Your time starts now.

38
00:01:28,319 --> 00:01:34,319
Speaker 2: Who discovered the laws of planetary motion? I'm sing? What

39
00:01:34,480 --> 00:01:41,600
Speaker 2: shakespeare play features the characters Rosenkrantz and Guildensterna. What is

40
00:01:41,640 --> 00:01:44,520
Speaker 2: the name of the scientist who proposed the heliocentric model

41
00:01:44,560 --> 00:01:49,280
Speaker 2: of the solar system? They're so hard? Oh my goodness.

42
00:01:49,440 --> 00:01:51,640
Speaker 2: What country is the largest by land area that is

43
00:01:51,800 --> 00:02:04,480
Speaker 2: entirely in Europe? Germany? What US president signed the Emancipation Proclamation? Washington? Okay, Lincoln.

44
00:02:05,200 --> 00:02:08,160
Speaker 1: God, that'll bring Victoria back into the studio. And while

45
00:02:08,200 --> 00:02:11,320
Speaker 1: she's getting settled and putting on her headphones and stuff, Jenna,

46
00:02:11,320 --> 00:02:13,680
Speaker 1: here's a question for you. If you came with a

47
00:02:13,720 --> 00:02:21,079
Speaker 1: warning label, what would it say, Oh.

48
00:02:18,720 --> 00:02:23,120
Speaker 3: Watch out for laugh, watch out for laughs? Okay, yeah, I've.

49
00:02:22,960 --> 00:02:24,680
Speaker 2: Been told that I have a very loud laugh.

50
00:02:25,160 --> 00:02:29,480
Speaker 3: Oh, watch out for laugh for the laughs? Okay, yeah, laugh.

51
00:02:29,880 --> 00:02:32,560
Speaker 4: Victoria, if you came with a warning label, what would

52
00:02:32,600 --> 00:02:34,440
Speaker 4: it say, Oh, I feel like it would you say,

53
00:02:34,600 --> 00:02:38,960
Speaker 4: warning may cause harm, may trip on yourself, which may

54
00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:41,680
Speaker 4: like cause you a trip on yourself, may cause frustration.

55
00:02:41,919 --> 00:02:43,119
Speaker 2: Right, yeah, that's hard too.

56
00:02:44,919 --> 00:02:47,560
Speaker 1: All right, here we go thirty seconds to answer as

57
00:02:47,560 --> 00:02:50,640
Speaker 1: many questions as possible. If you don't know one, just

58
00:02:50,680 --> 00:02:52,600
Speaker 1: say passed and you have to beat Jenna out right

59
00:02:52,639 --> 00:02:55,000
Speaker 1: to win, and Jenna you can tell Victoria Whin to go.

60
00:02:57,080 --> 00:02:58,440
Speaker 4: Okay, go, we.

61
00:02:58,600 --> 00:03:01,399
Speaker 2: Discovered the laws of planetary emotion. Oh yeah, I don't

62
00:03:01,440 --> 00:03:05,520
Speaker 2: know past what Shakespeare play features the characters Rosenkrantz and Guildenstern.

63
00:03:06,639 --> 00:03:11,079
Speaker 2: Uh yeah, I don't know pass What is the name

64
00:03:11,080 --> 00:03:13,720
Speaker 2: of the scientist you propose the heliocentric model of the

65
00:03:13,760 --> 00:03:17,640
Speaker 2: solar system? These are ridiculous. Seriously, these are ridiculous.

66
00:03:17,680 --> 00:03:18,520
Speaker 3: I don't know Newton.

67
00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:21,040
Speaker 2: What country is the largest by land area that is

68
00:03:21,160 --> 00:03:22,119
Speaker 2: entirely in Europe?

69
00:03:22,360 --> 00:03:23,880
Speaker 3: I don't know. I'm gonna try what.

70
00:03:23,880 --> 00:03:28,960
Speaker 2: US president signed the Emancipation Proclamation? Wait?

71
00:03:29,160 --> 00:03:33,240
Speaker 3: Wait, wait, oh my gosh, three.

72
00:03:33,200 --> 00:03:38,600
Speaker 4: Wait oh wait, wait wait wait say a President Lincoln.

73
00:03:38,640 --> 00:03:41,400
Speaker 3: That's all I got.

74
00:03:41,520 --> 00:03:43,400
Speaker 1: Send it over to the scoreboard and see how you

75
00:03:43,400 --> 00:03:44,720
Speaker 1: guys did with our scoreboard.

76
00:03:44,720 --> 00:03:48,440
Speaker 3: Our social media producer Gabby, Victoria got one correct, it's

77
00:03:48,480 --> 00:03:52,640
Speaker 3: the Lincoln. Dang it's and that means you win.

78
00:03:52,760 --> 00:03:56,560
Speaker 1: Congratulations, Ty goes to you. So you beat Victoria and

79
00:03:56,600 --> 00:03:59,880
Speaker 1: you got Ronnie Chang and Hassan Minaj tickets, then you'll

80
00:03:59,920 --> 00:04:07,000
Speaker 1: be lasting you all right, those are hard ones.

81
00:04:08,240 --> 00:04:10,240
Speaker 2: You're super hard to pronounce too. So let's see how

82
00:04:10,280 --> 00:04:14,200
Speaker 2: this goes. Johannes or Johannes Kepler is the one that

83
00:04:14,240 --> 00:04:17,800
Speaker 2: discovered the laws of planetary motion. Hamlet is the Shakespeare

84
00:04:17,839 --> 00:04:23,080
Speaker 2: play that features Rosenkranz and Guildenstern. Nicholas Copernicus is the

85
00:04:23,120 --> 00:04:26,440
Speaker 2: scientist who propose the helio centric model of the solar system.

86
00:04:26,640 --> 00:04:30,520
Speaker 2: I've heard that, like, why would you know that the

87
00:04:30,560 --> 00:04:32,960
Speaker 2: country that's the largest by land area that's entirely in

88
00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:36,000
Speaker 2: Europe is Ukraine? And then the US president that signed

89
00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:38,800
Speaker 2: the Emancipation Proclamation is Abraham Lincoln.

90
00:04:38,920 --> 00:04:42,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, yes, Jenna, thank you very much for playing.

91
00:04:43,360 --> 00:04:44,120
Speaker 2: Thank you so much.

92
00:04:44,200 --> 00:04:45,120
Speaker 3: Ye have a great day.

93
00:04:45,160 --> 00:04:48,200
Speaker 1: We play you vers Victoria this same time every single

94
00:04:48,200 --> 00:04:50,320
Speaker 1: weekday morning. Remember, if you want to play Victoria, all

95
00:04:50,320 --> 00:04:52,160
Speaker 1: you have to do is d m us at the

96
00:04:52,240 --> 00:04:55,640
Speaker 1: Jubil show or go to the Jebilshow dot Com and

97
00:04:55,720 --> 00:04:57,599
Speaker 1: we can make your dream come true of being able

98
00:04:57,600 --> 00:04:59,880
Speaker 1: to compete with Victoria.

99
00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:01,520
Speaker 2: I think you're gonna say the rest part. They thought

100
00:05:01,520 --> 00:05:03,719
Speaker 2: you're just gonna say where you can make your dreams

101
00:05:03,720 --> 00:05:06,280
Speaker 2: come true. That's kind of fun. It's kind of like Disneyland.

102
00:05:07,760 --> 00:05:09,480
Speaker 3: Go to the jubilshow dot Com. It's just like Disneyland.