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Speaker 1: Hey, it's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, and doesn't

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Speaker 1: you do? Well, what's on your mind today? The video

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Speaker 1: clip went up on our Instagram account. There are just

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Speaker 2: So oh, I'm not worried about it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I stand by my statement.

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Speaker 3: No, no, it's just you know.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but you should go to our Instagram because today

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Speaker 1: we're going to go live at eleven am PST, that

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Speaker 1: specific standard time. Yeah, at eleven am today we will

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Speaker 1: be live on Instagram. We are going costume shopping together. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I want to do it live on instead. So again,

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Speaker 1: that's at Brook and Jeffrey. Pretty easy to follow us

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Speaker 1: and look for the blue check market. I guess everybody

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Speaker 1: can buy those now, but when you can, yeah, ours

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Speaker 1: was free to yeah at Brock and Jeffrey. Yeah, and

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Speaker 1: we got a lot of comments.

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Speaker 4: Speaking of Halloween costumes. I am disappointed. And the person

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Speaker 4: who Dolly Mama who comments Yeah.

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Speaker 1: It's so good.

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Speaker 4: They said, I need to see you guys as the

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Speaker 4: mystery ink for Halloween. Brooke as Velma, Josea, Scooby, John Fass,

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Speaker 4: Shaggy Alexis, says Daphney Jacobs, Fred and Ashton is scrappy me?

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Speaker 1: Wait yeah we already did that, yes, yeah, but you

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Speaker 1: were really close and you're gonna love them and action

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Speaker 1: was even better than being scrappy.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: So while you're on our install Live today, scroll back

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Speaker 4: real far and stalk to a few halloweens ago.

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Speaker 1: That was maybe twenty twenty one, does that right? Twenty one,

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Speaker 1: my first year here.

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Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, okay, guys off right, Yeah, FUCA was so good.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and we like it when you like our old photos. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: without like your ex boyfriend who thinks it's creepy.

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Speaker 2: No, it alurted, Yeah, it is all right.

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Speaker 1: Instagram Today eleven am brand new show right now?

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Speaker 5: Is it just me? Or does it feel like Halloween's

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, I'm excited, Well I need to.

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Speaker 2: I'm more excited than I've been think.

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Speaker 5: I'm worried. It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, not

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Speaker 5: about our costumes. I'm sure we'll do something shlacky.

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Speaker 2: That's what I'm worried about.

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Speaker 5: It's fine, we'll pick something and we'll put a code

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Speaker 5: of shlack on it.

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Speaker 1: It'll be fine, he says, the guy who always just

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Speaker 5: My Amazon costumes are premium shlack. It's exactly what I'm

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Speaker 5: talking about. I'm concerned though, about the office candy bowl,

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Speaker 5: because if you haven't heard in past years, it's been

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Speaker 5: before COVID extremely generous with the free candy in the

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Speaker 1: The sounds got a nice Yeah, that's the trick Jeff

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Speaker 1: it is free rate.

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Speaker 5: Do we know that, Brook, We we know you like

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Speaker 5: to steal from other people.

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Speaker 1: To sucks because they're all there.

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Speaker 5: I actually caught Brooke once licking an empty candy bowl,

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Speaker 5: just trying to get some smarty dust left over from

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Speaker 1: That's just resourceful.

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Speaker 5: Yes, And there are some rumors going around about you,

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Speaker 5: Brooke's and when I say rumors, I do mean confirmed facts.

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Speaker 5: So fact number one, you admitted it yourself. You are

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Speaker 5: still stealing candy out of the sales people's desks when

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Speaker 1: Yes, she brings me some. I do appreciate it. I'll

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Speaker 5: Fract Number two, you're the only the only person that

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Speaker 5: our boss's boss Trip. And I know that because every

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Speaker 5: time you're about to swipe somebody's alms and joys, you

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Speaker 5: is trip around clear? And then you struck. Finally, Fact

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Speaker 5: number three, after you pill for someone's candy, you bring

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Speaker 2: She's a shame eater.

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Speaker 3: And she's the one picking all the good stuff out too.

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Speaker 3: It's really she's doing her own undoing.

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Speaker 1: That's all accurate, except for the shame part. I got

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Speaker 6: She's usually moaning and happiness shame filled office candy gremlin.

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Speaker 1: But I feel pretty good. I mean, office candy gremlin

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Speaker 1: is absolutely by time.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, it looks like a Halloween costume itself exactly.

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Speaker 5: So anyway, now we have to move on. We got

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Speaker 5: to get into the shot collar question of the day

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Speaker 5: and the man who has front row seats to Brooks

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Speaker 5: Candy Carnage, our digital producer Jake.

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Speaker 3: It's like ah Zone, Happy Global hand Washing Day everybody

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Speaker 3: to day we celebrate the unsung heroes of hygiene, the soaps,

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Speaker 3: the sinks, those automatic paper towel, the spencers that give

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Speaker 5: Like distracts water somehow, it's like disintegrates in your But

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Speaker 5: what places inside our homes are considered the dirtiest to touch.

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Speaker 3: You'll have to tell me during a special squirm in

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Speaker 3: for a German edition of twenty of twenty. Now have

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Speaker 3: a list of the top twenty things in your home

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Speaker 3: that statistically have the most germs on. You just have

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Speaker 3: tell you seven of them are in the kitchen, four

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Speaker 3: of them are in the bathroom. And you need to

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Speaker 3: assume this household has a pet. Okay, all right, so

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Speaker 3: you need to be specific, to be specific when you're

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Speaker 3: talking about stuff. And yes, the silver Sade is in play.

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Speaker 2: I love it.

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Speaker 3: We'll start with the woman who hasn't been inside a

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Speaker 3: number two. Oh, that's alexis good for you.

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Speaker 4: In college, they used to lecture us in track season.

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Speaker 4: Every time when we go to hotels, the dirtiest thing

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Speaker 4: is the remote control.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, remote can troll it. Number eleven on. Everyone touches it,

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Speaker 3: nobody cleans it, and it's filthy. The Apple TV one's

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Speaker 1: Okay, I'm gonna move to the kitchen, and I think

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Speaker 1: every time I use this like I have to wash

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Speaker 1: the sponge sponge. Our communal kitchen is exact.

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Speaker 3: The kitchen sponge is the number one answer on my list.

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Speaker 3: Tremendously dirty answer broken.

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Speaker 5: I heard more than that, even more ironic that the

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Speaker 7: Jose you, I'm gonna say the sink handles because your

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Speaker 7: hands are dirty.

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Speaker 2: You go to turn on the faucet. You never wash

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Speaker 2: the handles himself. Sink handles.

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Speaker 1: Hopefully it's not never.

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Speaker 5: But yes, what I mean it's Jose's apartments sink handles.

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Speaker 5: You're still in it, Jeffery, thank you, Brook, He'll be happy.

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Speaker 5: No backstory to this. I'm going toilet handle toilet.

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Speaker 3: Handles number sixteen four. We're talking the dirtiest things in

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Speaker 3: your home for national or global hand washing Day rather

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Speaker 3: not just here in the States. Alexis need a dirty thing.

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Speaker 1: You know, you guys are all going handles.

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Speaker 4: Do I choose another handlend handle?

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Speaker 8: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: Let's go a fridge handle.

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Speaker 3: Fridge handle number time, just ahead of remote control, cold,

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Speaker 1: Okay. I try to watch our pet bowl often because

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Speaker 5: Pet Bowl number six, especially before your husband drinks out

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Speaker 3: It is nice, Jose.

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Speaker 2: Give me just the kitchen counter. I'm always wiping it down,

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Speaker 3: It's not on my list job. Maybe because you wipe

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Speaker 3: it down, you can chop on your counter.

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Speaker 2: Well, I mean you have a chopping board, but I

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Speaker 3: You clean it so well it did not make the top.

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Speaker 5: Jeffrey, Okay, no backstory, I'm staying with the toilet theme.

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Speaker 5: Give me the toilet seat.

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Speaker 3: Toilet scene number fifteen. Just a head of hands, all alexis, what.

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Speaker 1: About just take your bathtub shower the shower.

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Speaker 3: It's not on my list specific Brook.

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Speaker 3: On your hands, the liquid sell the soap dispenser.

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Speaker 8: It did not.

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Speaker 3: Silver save a saved Brook. Jeffrey, you need to get

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Speaker 5: I didn't want to have to do this, bring out

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Speaker 2: What's that, you know?

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Speaker 5: The Bahamas? Bimini Bahamas.

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Speaker 1: I don't know that, yeah, rum crowd.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna give Brook the wind if you.

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Speaker 5: Don't know he handcrafted a jade malachite green.

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Speaker 3: Tooth brusholder brusholders on the list. I'm sorry, I photo stop,

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Speaker 3: my wallet stop. I'm gonna give Brook the win right now.

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Speaker 1: If you.

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Speaker 3: Brook is the wind. No, look at this.

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Speaker 5: Look at this amazing tooth brusholder that Geo Bugnaro Rovelo

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Speaker 2: I got it right.

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Speaker 3: We have to have law and order in the shop.

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Speaker 1: Shot shot Jeffrey, Wow, okay, brusholder, even though alright, dirty

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Speaker 1: boys getting shocked today and I'm gonna be singing riding

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Speaker 1: by Chamellionaire.

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Speaker 5: They see me rolling, they hate it, patrolling and trying

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Speaker 5: right intosh and dirty right around that toilet area. That's

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Speaker 5: your shock collar question of the day. We got your

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Speaker 8: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 9: I don't know how this next segment is going to

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Speaker 9: go today, honestly, why What's Because I'm looking around the

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Speaker 9: by looking at you. Oh really, Jose clearly has r

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Speaker 9: DF resting distracted face.

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Speaker 7: Absolutely, Jose over here literally looking at my computer.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, that's not young. That's what I would have wanted.

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Speaker 8: Wrong.

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Speaker 1: They drank my husband's water and they were dying of thirst.

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Speaker 7: Well, the other day, I'm in the middle of my

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Speaker 5: alexis what's been on your mind?

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Speaker 4: So, even though we work on radio, I never listened

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Speaker 2: Games on radio are even better.

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Speaker 1: They do listen to radio, and now I'm one of them.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, did you try to like ham it up? Like, hey,

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Speaker 1: I'm not going to tell people.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, never ad meant to be a radio. Over the weekend,

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Speaker 1: This is my hotel.

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Speaker 1: There's one, and I bet I've been to this hotel

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Speaker 5: At the end of the night, they slide a note

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Speaker 1: No robe etiquette? You don't wear it to play a sport.

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Speaker 5: I'm the freak.

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Speaker 5: No, I was trying to like fit in.

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Speaker 5: I was just trying to get ahead of it. But

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Speaker 5: Yeah, probably not, but that was an interesting weekend. That's

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Speaker 5: This one says longtime fan from YouTube, first time listener

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Speaker 5: I mean, normally we charge per laugh, but since it's

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it's gonna be a lot more than that anyway.

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Speaker 2: Life.

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Speaker 1: Is it just me?

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Speaker 2: People have asked me a lot at comedy shows, hey

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Speaker 1: No, I think you could just open the shot back

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Speaker 5: their all time worst date stories. Exactly.

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Speaker 1: Please tell hamsters involved, we'll see.

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Speaker 5: It's a drama dump off during a brand new Battle

447
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Speaker 5: of the Tender Dates coming up right after this two Hopeless.

448
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Speaker 8: One day app Then, dares you swipe right? The question

449
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Speaker 8: is whose love life is more tragic? It's Battle Love

450
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Speaker 8: the Tender Dates.

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Speaker 5: It's the dating game show that's clothing optional if you're

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Speaker 5: seventy or above. The Battle of the Tender Dates where

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Speaker 5: two of our listeners go head to head and sometimes

454
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Speaker 5: mouth to mouth to find out whose love life is

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Speaker 5: the most tragic.

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Speaker 1: Of course, after they take their dentures out.

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Speaker 5: That's right. We'll go over the rules in just a second,

458
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Speaker 5: but first let's meet today's contestants in this corner she's

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Speaker 5: a bit of a germophobe, so she'll only hold hands

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Speaker 5: inside of a ziploc bag filled with purell me sterroll, cherrol.

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Speaker 1: It's prob I don't know if it's true or not.

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Speaker 5: Is that true?

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Speaker 11: Oh, I'm here and I am indeed a germophobe.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. It took her a second because the plastic bag

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Speaker 1: around her hand was hard.

466
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Speaker 11: I had to get my hand dried from the sanitizer.

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Speaker 5: You do what you gotta do. And in the other corner,

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Speaker 5: her ideal first date is sharing a bowl of toxic berries,

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Speaker 5: followed by a long romantic stroll through a patch of

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Speaker 5: poison oak. That's why they call her Rashie Ashley.

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Speaker 1: I to just have allergies, Jeff.

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Speaker 5: She likes it that way.

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Speaker 12: I like hiking. What can I say.

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Speaker 5: Here's how the game works. One contestant will start by

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Speaker 5: telling one of their worst dates stories. The other will

476
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Speaker 5: try and counter with a nightmare story of their own.

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Speaker 5: We're going back and forth for three rounds until we

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Speaker 5: declare a winner, starting it off with sterill Chryl. Go

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Speaker 5: for it.

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Speaker 11: So we bombed online over the fact that we're both writers.

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Speaker 1: Oh cool.

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Speaker 11: We agreed to bring a sample or two of writing

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Speaker 11: on our date for fund Man.

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Speaker 1: That feels probably pretty vulnerable.

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Speaker 11: It was vulnerable, but like that's what brings you close,

486
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Speaker 11: you know. So like I brought a little story poem

487
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Speaker 11: I wrote, and he brought screen shots of mean comments

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Speaker 11: that he left on celebrities instas.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, that was writing. Yeah.

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Speaker 11: He told me he's a semi pro internet.

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Speaker 5: Troll's probably some good stuff on our Facebook page.

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Speaker 1: So read some of that pro Wow.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, one day I'll get to the proa Ashley, can

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Speaker 5: you counter?

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Speaker 12: Okay? We went to a coffee shop and he said

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Speaker 12: you would pay me. He pulls out this huge bag

497
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Speaker 12: of change, like the ching change.

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Speaker 1: Hey, Alexis, don't do change. It's still money count on

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Speaker 1: the counter there.

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Speaker 12: Okay, but it gets worse actually because the barista told

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Speaker 12: him that's not real money, that's Chuck E Cheese token.

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Speaker 13: No.

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Speaker 12: Yeah, and he was like, oh I brought the wrong bag.

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Speaker 5: But yeah, he's Chuck E Cheese rich. So that's kind

505
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Speaker 5: of nice say that.

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Speaker 1: For one of the big prizes at the counter.

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Speaker 5: Right, big spender. We're on a round too, so Cheryl,

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Speaker 5: we're back to you.

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Speaker 11: So we did a candle making class together and when

510
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Speaker 11: it was time to choose our scent. He pulled out

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Speaker 11: a piece of hair from his pocket and he put

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Speaker 11: it in his candle.

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Speaker 1: Burned hair was the scent he was going for.

514
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Speaker 11: Yeah, what the heck, That's what I thought. But he

515
00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:56,280
Speaker 11: was like, oh no, this is my excess hair. I

516
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Speaker 11: love the smell of her hair.

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Speaker 2: Gosh, that is out of a horror movie.

518
00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:05,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you know the collection of Harry has at

519
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Speaker 1: home is large.

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, you're saying he's a romantic actually out of

521
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Speaker 5: his pocket. Actually, gonna have to step it up.

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Speaker 12: So I get to the date and he brings his

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Speaker 12: twin brother with him, which was weird. I didn't know

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Speaker 12: he had a turn brother.

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Speaker 2: Oh you didn't even know you got a deal.

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Speaker 1: It's great to be cuter.

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Speaker 13: You would think.

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Speaker 12: So they were sitting side by side in the boots,

529
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Speaker 12: across from me, and they're like, don't worry about take

530
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Speaker 12: turns talking so you can decide who you vibe with.

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Speaker 5: Okay, it's nice to have options.

532
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Speaker 1: I think their mother's taught them to share too much.

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Speaker 11: Yeah.

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Speaker 12: So the problem is they just kind of got into

535
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Speaker 12: like an argument, like stupid brother fighting, and the next

536
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Speaker 12: thing they know, they're like slapping each.

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Speaker 5: Other, willing to fight for you.

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Speaker 7: They're slapping each boys onto the third and final rounds,

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Speaker 7: So we need your best stories here, ladies.

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Speaker 5: So Cheryl, what have you got?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 13: You know?

543
00:26:09,240 --> 00:26:12,679
Speaker 11: I saved the best for last. So I went on

544
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Speaker 11: the day of the guy and in the beginning like

545
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Speaker 11: all was well, and when we were saying good night,

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Speaker 11: he told me that he wrote something and he wants

547
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Speaker 11: me to hear it another writer.

548
00:26:23,119 --> 00:26:23,600
Speaker 5: Look at that.

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Speaker 11: He pulls out a letter wow, and like he's talking

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Speaker 11: about my eyes and my hair and the way I smell.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, what you smell? Before I even mess you.

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Speaker 1: Got Maybe he went to the bathroom and did it.

553
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Speaker 11: Okay, yeah, I don't know when he wrote it, but okay,

554
00:26:43,680 --> 00:26:46,960
Speaker 11: it was sweet and it almost brought me to tears.

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Speaker 11: And that's when he told me it's his wedding speech

556
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Speaker 11: for his fiance and he needed to test it out.

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Speaker 1: Not like currently getting married soon.

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00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:03,520
Speaker 11: Current and I was there on a friend date with him.

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Speaker 11: I do not know that.

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Speaker 1: Well, at least he wasn't trying to cheat. He just

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Speaker 1: didn't have any homies help.

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Speaker 5: Did you give the green light or did you make

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Speaker 5: some adjustments?

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Speaker 11: I was not going to gratify it with a response.

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Speaker 1: But he was so nervous on his wedding day because of.

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Speaker 5: Your Rashi Ashley. It's your last chance.

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Speaker 12: So this guy invites me back to his play, saying

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Speaker 12: he just got this new super comfy bed and I'm

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Speaker 12: totally into it, so, you know, I take the beat.

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Speaker 12: I'm like, let's go test it out.

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Speaker 2: Can be expensive.

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Speaker 5: I'd be like, what are you working with?

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Speaker 12: That's what I was hoping, But instead I get there

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Speaker 12: and I'm like, is this a joke? Because it's a

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Speaker 12: kid's race?

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Speaker 11: Car bed.

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Speaker 1: Forces you to snuggle.

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Speaker 12: And I was like, do you have kids? And he's

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Speaker 12: like no, but he loved cars and you always dream

580
00:28:02,280 --> 00:28:04,000
Speaker 12: which to Geel like an F one driver.

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Speaker 2: Why don't we have in the backseat in my bed?

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Speaker 5: What's his name? Lewis Hamilton? Or match for stopping? Because

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00:28:10,440 --> 00:28:10,760
Speaker 5: you may have.

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Speaker 1: Missed out, please please tell me Lewis Hamilton sleeps in

585
00:28:14,080 --> 00:28:16,280
Speaker 1: a race's dream?

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Speaker 5: All right, he takes quick. There we go. We got

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Speaker 5: the final bell, which means the match is over judges,

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00:28:22,480 --> 00:28:24,240
Speaker 5: we need to score it. So alexis who you giving

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Speaker 5: it to?

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Speaker 4: Cheryl for the creepy candle class guy, Cheryl Brook, Yeah,

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Speaker 4: I'm going to Cheryl, But for the fiance.

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Speaker 5: It means congratulations, Darryl Cheryl, you are our lonely lady

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Speaker 5: of the week. How does that feel?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 11: I win, I win, I'm thrilled.

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Speaker 5: Voice text in to seventy five nine too if you

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Speaker 5: want up here on the next edition of Battle of

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Speaker 5: the Tender Days. We got your phone tap coming up right.

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Speaker 8: After this, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 5: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. And there's nothing

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Speaker 5: that warms my heart more than getting an email from

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Speaker 5: a listener saying my mom is officially a grumpy old person.

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00:29:01,600 --> 00:29:05,560
Speaker 5: Will it feels good to get a message like that.

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00:29:05,840 --> 00:29:08,160
Speaker 5: So today we call a woman who's upset that her

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00:29:08,160 --> 00:29:13,640
Speaker 5: local grocery store moved an item. Yes, they moved it

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Speaker 5: a few miles over and she could not find it.

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00:29:17,880 --> 00:29:20,360
Speaker 5: So I'm gonna call to make it right in your

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Speaker 5: phone tap right now. Hello, Hi, man, I'm sorry to

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00:29:29,280 --> 00:29:32,560
Speaker 5: bother you at this hour. My name is Martin, Martin Needlesworth.

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00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:36,840
Speaker 5: I work over at the grocery store on forty second Street.

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Speaker 11: Why are you calling so early?

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Speaker 5: Well again, I apologize for that, man, but you're a

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Speaker 5: regular shopper here.

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Speaker 3: What time it is, I do.

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Speaker 5: I just I figured you would be awake at this hour. Well,

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Speaker 5: I am now, I apologize. But when you were in

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Speaker 5: the store the other day, the cashier at the register

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Speaker 5: told me that you were up said about a certain item.

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Speaker 11: Canned peaches.

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Speaker 13: Can what oh peaches?

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Speaker 5: I'm sorry're you may have to speak up a little bit, ma'am.

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Speaker 5: I'm having a hard time hearing you.

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Speaker 12: Canned peaches.

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Speaker 5: Oh, okay, got it, kitches peaches. I thought you were

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00:30:17,920 --> 00:30:21,040
Speaker 5: saying canned beaches like sand on the beach. I was like, well,

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Speaker 5: I don't think we.

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Speaker 13: Sell that peaches.

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Speaker 5: Peaches right, got you?

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Speaker 3: They're always in Aisle six.

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Speaker 12: But then you moved them to ale e.

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Speaker 5: I'm sorry, ma'am. Why are you Why are you screaming?

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Speaker 14: I'm not I'm not screaming.

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Speaker 11: You said you couldn't hear me.

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Speaker 13: Well, now I have to walk clear across the store

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Speaker 13: for fruit cup.

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Speaker 14: And you didn't announce you were moving it.

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Speaker 13: You just did it.

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Speaker 5: Okay, ma'am. I can tell you might be a little

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Speaker 5: bit frustrated here.

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Speaker 14: I am frustrated here.

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Speaker 11: It took me twenty minutes to find peaches. I don't

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Speaker 11: have that kind of.

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Speaker 12: Time, you know.

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Speaker 5: What, ma'am. I agree with you. People don't have that

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Speaker 5: kind of time to look one aisle over. You shouldn't

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Speaker 5: be put through that sort of struggle.

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Speaker 14: Thank you, Thank you. Right.

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Speaker 5: So what I'm gonna do is I'm just gonna put

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Speaker 5: you through to our store manager and he can explain

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Speaker 5: the new Peaches relocation strategy for you.

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Speaker 12: I don't need to talk to him about strategy.

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00:31:16,040 --> 00:31:17,280
Speaker 11: I don't mean strategy.

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Speaker 5: I think you'll feel a lot better, ma'am. Just please hold.

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Speaker 12: I went in there for pieches, I left without pieches.

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Speaker 2: Hello.

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Speaker 5: Hello, hi, ma'am. I'm back, and uh, I just spoke

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Speaker 5: with our manager.

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Speaker 8: Why did you talk to him? You didn't need to

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Speaker 8: talk to him.

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Speaker 14: I was talking to you.

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Speaker 5: The thing is, he is cleaning a laundry detergent on

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Speaker 5: Aisle thirteen at the moment, so he couldn't come to

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Speaker 5: the phone there. You're right, that's not important. The good

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Speaker 5: news is he explained his canned fruit synergy initiative to me,

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Speaker 5: so I can forward that along to you.

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Speaker 11: No, open your ears. I don't give about synergy.

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Speaker 5: Oh you're talking to me.

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Speaker 2: Who else i'd be talking to?

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Speaker 5: I don't know if someone's around you and you may

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Speaker 5: be yelling at them.

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00:32:04,880 --> 00:32:07,240
Speaker 13: No, I'm yelling at you, ma'am.

672
00:32:07,360 --> 00:32:11,160
Speaker 5: Uh, I'm just gonna ask do you have a cell phone?

673
00:32:11,360 --> 00:32:12,520
Speaker 11: Some kind of idiot?

674
00:32:12,760 --> 00:32:14,880
Speaker 14: What do you think I'm talking.

675
00:32:14,480 --> 00:32:15,120
Speaker 13: To you on?

676
00:32:15,280 --> 00:32:15,600
Speaker 1: Oh?

677
00:32:15,960 --> 00:32:19,000
Speaker 5: Sorry, I just considering the whole canned peaches situation and

678
00:32:19,080 --> 00:32:20,920
Speaker 5: the fact that you paid with a check, I just

679
00:32:20,920 --> 00:32:22,640
Speaker 5: thought maybe this was a landline.

680
00:32:23,040 --> 00:32:24,480
Speaker 11: No, it's a cell phone.

681
00:32:24,560 --> 00:32:25,360
Speaker 5: Okay, got it?

682
00:32:25,560 --> 00:32:26,520
Speaker 14: Care about any of that.

683
00:32:26,680 --> 00:32:30,960
Speaker 12: I just want to speak to somebody about keeping the peaches.

684
00:32:31,080 --> 00:32:34,640
Speaker 5: Well, that's what I'm actually ma'am. There is a solution

685
00:32:34,800 --> 00:32:37,160
Speaker 5: for this. I just need you to download a canned

686
00:32:37,240 --> 00:32:39,440
Speaker 5: Peaches GPS tracker on your phone right now.

687
00:32:39,840 --> 00:32:41,920
Speaker 14: I don't want to do that.

688
00:32:42,200 --> 00:32:45,360
Speaker 5: Well, you'll need to, man, because we're introducing new smart

689
00:32:45,400 --> 00:32:49,680
Speaker 5: cans with GPS tracking so that you'll be able to Well,

690
00:32:50,200 --> 00:32:52,600
Speaker 5: that way, you'll be able to track the peaches no

691
00:32:52,680 --> 00:32:53,800
Speaker 5: matter where they are in.

692
00:32:53,760 --> 00:32:56,600
Speaker 6: The store, water them an aisle six skips.

693
00:32:57,000 --> 00:32:59,920
Speaker 14: That's what I told you. You read the Peaches Okay,

694
00:33:00,400 --> 00:33:02,640
Speaker 14: fan for twenty freaking.

695
00:33:02,360 --> 00:33:04,160
Speaker 2: Years, mam, I hear you.

696
00:33:04,680 --> 00:33:06,240
Speaker 11: No, No, don't.

697
00:33:06,600 --> 00:33:09,040
Speaker 5: It's sounding like no smart cans for you. You don't

698
00:33:09,040 --> 00:33:13,320
Speaker 5: want to have the GPS peach tracker that's asinin Okay.

699
00:33:13,720 --> 00:33:15,719
Speaker 5: Would it make you feel better if I punched myself

700
00:33:15,720 --> 00:33:16,680
Speaker 5: in the face right now?

701
00:33:17,440 --> 00:33:17,640
Speaker 14: Oh?

702
00:33:17,680 --> 00:33:20,920
Speaker 12: Ghost sucking woah.

703
00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:23,120
Speaker 5: I don't know if I can do that on company time, but.

704
00:33:23,120 --> 00:33:26,440
Speaker 15: You've got a smart mouth on you, and I know

705
00:33:26,520 --> 00:33:27,560
Speaker 15: that you're with me.

706
00:33:27,840 --> 00:33:31,200
Speaker 11: Check like it, don't you you like it?

707
00:33:31,320 --> 00:33:34,800
Speaker 14: No, I'm going to another store where I know where

708
00:33:34,840 --> 00:33:36,200
Speaker 14: the peaches are, ma'am.

709
00:33:36,480 --> 00:33:38,800
Speaker 5: That's totally your right to do that. But it's at

710
00:33:38,800 --> 00:33:40,640
Speaker 5: this point I should let you know that this is

711
00:33:40,680 --> 00:33:45,000
Speaker 5: a prank phone call set up by your daughter Cindy.

712
00:33:45,160 --> 00:33:45,200
Speaker 8: What.

713
00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:48,760
Speaker 5: I'm actually a radio host and you're on the show

714
00:33:48,840 --> 00:33:50,360
Speaker 5: right now called Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

715
00:33:50,480 --> 00:33:54,080
Speaker 15: I don't care about your fancy technology or whatever the hell.

716
00:33:53,920 --> 00:33:56,360
Speaker 14: You've got going on to please things.

717
00:33:56,040 --> 00:33:59,120
Speaker 5: Where they were, ma'am. This is a prank call. I'm

718
00:33:59,120 --> 00:34:01,680
Speaker 5: not with the gross restore. I'm only doing this because

719
00:34:01,680 --> 00:34:04,479
Speaker 5: your daughter said you got frustrated that they'd move stuff around.

720
00:34:05,200 --> 00:34:07,480
Speaker 11: They moved to peaches, yes, and.

721
00:34:07,400 --> 00:34:09,080
Speaker 5: That's why Cindy asked us if we could have a

722
00:34:09,120 --> 00:34:10,680
Speaker 5: little bit of fun with you and make you laugh,

723
00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:14,440
Speaker 5: hopefully get her on the phone. Well, I can't do that,

724
00:34:14,480 --> 00:34:17,600
Speaker 5: but I do hope that you have the best day possible.

725
00:34:17,640 --> 00:34:19,960
Speaker 3: And have the best day when I get my.

726
00:34:24,480 --> 00:34:27,279
Speaker 8: Week up every morning was Foon Taps weekday mornings on

727
00:34:27,360 --> 00:34:30,759
Speaker 8: the twenties, Frouk and Jeffrey in the morning.

728
00:34:31,560 --> 00:34:35,240
Speaker 5: How do you know that your date isn't going super well?

729
00:34:36,360 --> 00:34:39,040
Speaker 2: Probably her face expressions.

730
00:34:38,360 --> 00:34:39,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, bad eye contact.

731
00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:40,280
Speaker 8: Sure.

732
00:34:40,560 --> 00:34:43,120
Speaker 5: Maybe if they keep calling you the wrong name over

733
00:34:43,160 --> 00:34:43,640
Speaker 5: and over.

734
00:34:43,520 --> 00:34:47,880
Speaker 1: Again it's out of your name and myself before, or if.

735
00:34:47,760 --> 00:34:51,160
Speaker 5: They suddenly start pretending they don't speak English anymore.

736
00:34:51,320 --> 00:34:53,759
Speaker 2: Oh, oh my gosh, the middle of the day.

737
00:34:54,040 --> 00:34:55,920
Speaker 5: In the first forty five minutes you spoken great. I

738
00:34:55,920 --> 00:34:56,680
Speaker 5: don't know what happened.

739
00:34:56,840 --> 00:34:58,000
Speaker 1: You're still calling me the wrong name.

740
00:34:59,360 --> 00:35:02,840
Speaker 5: Maybe it's like Today's where one person stands up halfway

741
00:35:02,880 --> 00:35:05,600
Speaker 5: through the meal and throws his chair down in the

742
00:35:05,640 --> 00:35:10,000
Speaker 5: middle of a crowded restaurant. Oh my god, that actually happened,

743
00:35:10,160 --> 00:35:13,239
Speaker 5: and you're gonna hear the shocking reason why in your

744
00:35:13,400 --> 00:35:20,719
Speaker 5: brand new second date update, next second date updated. Sometimes

745
00:35:20,760 --> 00:35:24,640
Speaker 5: the success or failure of a first date all comes

746
00:35:24,719 --> 00:35:29,520
Speaker 5: down to what you do in one crucial moment. Oh man,

747
00:35:29,920 --> 00:35:32,080
Speaker 5: Like when they ask, oh, so, how soon do you

748
00:35:32,120 --> 00:35:32,760
Speaker 5: want kids?

749
00:35:32,960 --> 00:35:33,400
Speaker 2: Ah?

750
00:35:33,400 --> 00:35:38,439
Speaker 5: God, and you answer by unzipping your pants, or soon

751
00:35:39,520 --> 00:35:42,160
Speaker 5: when he leans in for the first kiss and you

752
00:35:42,200 --> 00:35:43,920
Speaker 5: cough directly into his mouth.

753
00:35:44,400 --> 00:35:45,120
Speaker 1: The timing.

754
00:35:45,520 --> 00:35:48,120
Speaker 5: Yeah, it all can come down to one moment. And

755
00:35:48,160 --> 00:35:50,719
Speaker 5: one of our listener wrote us an email saying she

756
00:35:50,920 --> 00:35:54,120
Speaker 5: thinks she blew it in the most critical moment of

757
00:35:54,200 --> 00:35:58,400
Speaker 5: their first date. Yes, she feels absolutely terrible about it.

758
00:35:58,440 --> 00:36:01,160
Speaker 5: Her name is Lola Sola. Welcome to the show.

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00:36:01,920 --> 00:36:05,040
Speaker 1: Hi, oh man, Lola. It can't be as bad as

760
00:36:05,120 --> 00:36:07,920
Speaker 1: Jeff's examples, right, I.

761
00:36:07,840 --> 00:36:10,239
Speaker 14: Mean it was kind of bad, but you guys can

762
00:36:10,320 --> 00:36:11,759
Speaker 14: judge how bad it was.

763
00:36:12,719 --> 00:36:13,880
Speaker 1: Invitation to judge?

764
00:36:13,960 --> 00:36:16,279
Speaker 5: Fine, Yeah, this is gonna be fun. So take us

765
00:36:16,320 --> 00:36:18,279
Speaker 5: back to the very beginning of the day. What's the

766
00:36:18,320 --> 00:36:19,879
Speaker 5: guy's name? How did you guys meet?

767
00:36:20,680 --> 00:36:25,319
Speaker 14: So his name was Jeremiah. We met online and kind

768
00:36:25,320 --> 00:36:27,000
Speaker 14: of to set the scene of like.

769
00:36:26,920 --> 00:36:29,200
Speaker 12: What happened, he picked me up.

770
00:36:30,480 --> 00:36:33,719
Speaker 14: So I got in his car and shre on the

771
00:36:33,800 --> 00:36:38,440
Speaker 14: radio and it was my favorite artist, Shaboozy that came on.

772
00:36:40,160 --> 00:36:40,760
Speaker 5: That's your favorite?

773
00:36:40,800 --> 00:36:42,040
Speaker 14: Yeah, so I.

774
00:36:42,040 --> 00:36:42,680
Speaker 12: Turned it up.

775
00:36:44,120 --> 00:36:46,040
Speaker 14: He didn't seem to like the song as much like

776
00:36:46,080 --> 00:36:47,440
Speaker 14: I was kind of dancing a little bit.

777
00:36:47,760 --> 00:36:49,919
Speaker 5: You turned up the volume in his car.

778
00:36:50,200 --> 00:36:51,399
Speaker 1: That's a big deal.

779
00:36:51,760 --> 00:36:52,720
Speaker 5: I think.

780
00:36:53,960 --> 00:36:55,040
Speaker 2: Didn't change the song.

781
00:36:55,200 --> 00:36:58,759
Speaker 1: I know what, it's just touching someone's stereo when the

782
00:36:58,960 --> 00:37:00,680
Speaker 1: very first time you've been in a car.

783
00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:03,680
Speaker 14: I just I didn't like think of it that way.

784
00:37:03,719 --> 00:37:05,840
Speaker 14: I just looked at him with a smile and like

785
00:37:05,880 --> 00:37:07,600
Speaker 14: I was just like, whoo, I don't.

786
00:37:07,480 --> 00:37:09,440
Speaker 1: Know, you're trying to have fun in the moment.

787
00:37:09,560 --> 00:37:10,720
Speaker 5: Okay. What was his reaction?

788
00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:14,680
Speaker 14: Yeah, he just kind of like laughed a little. But

789
00:37:14,719 --> 00:37:17,239
Speaker 14: then like when I was dancing and said he wasn't

790
00:37:17,280 --> 00:37:19,480
Speaker 14: like dancing along with the song, like it didn't seem

791
00:37:19,480 --> 00:37:21,719
Speaker 14: like it was a big deal for him. I don't know,

792
00:37:21,840 --> 00:37:24,960
Speaker 14: but that wasn't the big thing. The big thing was

793
00:37:25,200 --> 00:37:26,879
Speaker 14: when we got to the rusturant. And by the way,

794
00:37:26,880 --> 00:37:29,080
Speaker 14: this is like a like a crab shock.

795
00:37:29,480 --> 00:37:32,080
Speaker 2: Okay, oh I love those places. Do they pour it

796
00:37:32,120 --> 00:37:33,640
Speaker 2: on the table and stuff like a boy?

797
00:37:33,960 --> 00:37:34,120
Speaker 5: Yeah?

798
00:37:34,200 --> 00:37:36,839
Speaker 14: Yeah, Well, and you know you get these big swear.

799
00:37:38,320 --> 00:37:39,440
Speaker 5: Like a romantic scene.

800
00:37:39,560 --> 00:37:42,000
Speaker 2: That's part of the fun, like a silly you will

801
00:37:42,040 --> 00:37:42,680
Speaker 2: have mallets.

802
00:37:42,800 --> 00:37:48,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, look at your fingers.

803
00:37:45,360 --> 00:37:47,440
Speaker 5: Like sucking and slurping noise.

804
00:37:49,680 --> 00:37:51,359
Speaker 1: I can't believe you don't like that joke.

805
00:37:52,880 --> 00:37:54,759
Speaker 5: I'm not saying that I don't, but I understand a

806
00:37:54,760 --> 00:37:57,280
Speaker 5: lot of people. It's it's kind of a strong image

807
00:37:57,280 --> 00:37:58,160
Speaker 5: for the very first man.

808
00:37:58,280 --> 00:37:59,920
Speaker 2: Do you see a girl's like I had off a croppit.

809
00:38:00,200 --> 00:38:01,640
Speaker 14: I always wanted to go.

810
00:38:04,040 --> 00:38:05,680
Speaker 1: Where was the bad part of that?

811
00:38:06,320 --> 00:38:10,200
Speaker 14: Okay, So Jeremiah like all of a sudden, at one point,

812
00:38:10,239 --> 00:38:13,680
Speaker 14: he stands up really quick and his chair falls down

813
00:38:13,760 --> 00:38:15,800
Speaker 14: and his eyes are going really big.

814
00:38:16,400 --> 00:38:18,440
Speaker 12: And it took me a few seconds.

815
00:38:18,480 --> 00:38:20,480
Speaker 14: But then I was like, I was like, oh my gosh,

816
00:38:20,480 --> 00:38:26,360
Speaker 14: she might be choking. Oh yeah, Well I tried a

817
00:38:26,400 --> 00:38:28,439
Speaker 14: few things. I was like and I was like hitting

818
00:38:28,520 --> 00:38:31,520
Speaker 14: him in the back, but this other girl like came

819
00:38:31,560 --> 00:38:33,479
Speaker 14: out of nowhere. She pushed me out of the way

820
00:38:33,719 --> 00:38:35,160
Speaker 14: and gave him the highmuch maneuver.

821
00:38:37,040 --> 00:38:37,719
Speaker 1: It saved him.

822
00:38:38,320 --> 00:38:41,280
Speaker 14: Yeah, And it was like crazy, The whole thing was crazy,

823
00:38:41,320 --> 00:38:44,400
Speaker 14: and his life was flashing before his eyes like mine

824
00:38:44,560 --> 00:38:45,480
Speaker 14: was too, in a way.

825
00:38:45,760 --> 00:38:51,960
Speaker 5: Yeah, terrifying somebody like choking right in front of you. Yeah,

826
00:38:52,360 --> 00:38:54,960
Speaker 5: not to mention that crab is probably really expensive. It'd

827
00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:56,080
Speaker 5: be ashamed to waste it.

828
00:38:56,840 --> 00:38:58,520
Speaker 2: That was a king crab. You better have picked it

829
00:38:58,560 --> 00:38:59,480
Speaker 2: back up off the floor.

830
00:38:59,560 --> 00:39:03,640
Speaker 5: Yeah. Was he okay? And was the crab still eatable.

831
00:39:04,520 --> 00:39:07,480
Speaker 14: Well, I don't know about the crab, but he was okay, okay,

832
00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:11,560
Speaker 14: obviously he didn't feel like eating anymore.

833
00:39:12,120 --> 00:39:12,439
Speaker 2: He didn't.

834
00:39:14,400 --> 00:39:15,399
Speaker 5: That's where the date ended.

835
00:39:15,760 --> 00:39:18,160
Speaker 14: Well, yeah, he basically he paid the bill and we

836
00:39:18,280 --> 00:39:21,719
Speaker 14: left and he drove me back home, and like the

837
00:39:21,760 --> 00:39:24,640
Speaker 14: whole car ride, I was just like, wow, that was crazy,

838
00:39:24,680 --> 00:39:27,080
Speaker 14: and he's just like still pamber and he's like yeah,

839
00:39:27,160 --> 00:39:30,280
Speaker 14: I know, and pretty much just drove home in silence,

840
00:39:30,440 --> 00:39:34,800
Speaker 14: thrust the way. No, we did not kiss.

841
00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:35,640
Speaker 8: I'm kidding.

842
00:39:36,320 --> 00:39:44,960
Speaker 5: No, shaboozy on the drive back, you know, okay, whiskey. So,

843
00:39:45,080 --> 00:39:47,280
Speaker 5: just going back to your email, you think you blew

844
00:39:47,360 --> 00:39:49,520
Speaker 5: it on the date because you didn't know how to

845
00:39:49,520 --> 00:39:52,759
Speaker 5: properly do the Heimlich? Is that what you meant by

846
00:39:52,800 --> 00:39:53,240
Speaker 5: your email?

847
00:39:53,640 --> 00:39:54,160
Speaker 8: I don't know.

848
00:39:54,239 --> 00:39:56,680
Speaker 14: I just I feel like I didn't know what to

849
00:39:56,760 --> 00:39:59,480
Speaker 14: do and I just want to redo.

850
00:39:59,640 --> 00:40:00,600
Speaker 13: No, I him choking.

851
00:40:00,719 --> 00:40:02,799
Speaker 1: I don't think you did. I mean you didn't do

852
00:40:02,920 --> 00:40:05,640
Speaker 1: the wrong thing. You did something right. Like you hit

853
00:40:06,680 --> 00:40:08,399
Speaker 1: and you are supposed to I just finished my first

854
00:40:08,440 --> 00:40:10,320
Speaker 1: DAID course. You're supposed to bend someone over at a

855
00:40:10,400 --> 00:40:12,439
Speaker 1: ninety degree angle and then hit him on the back

856
00:40:12,520 --> 00:40:14,520
Speaker 1: five times, and then you bring him up and then you.

857
00:40:14,920 --> 00:40:22,960
Speaker 5: Okay, that's CPR after dark. Don't everyone's supposed to wear

858
00:40:23,080 --> 00:40:25,640
Speaker 5: leather for it, right, Okay, I've been I've been in

859
00:40:25,680 --> 00:40:26,200
Speaker 5: that class.

860
00:40:27,200 --> 00:40:29,440
Speaker 1: Maybe that's it. Maybe he just doesn't want to like

861
00:40:29,800 --> 00:40:33,360
Speaker 1: rehash that night. Yeah, you know, like you're forever connected

862
00:40:33,400 --> 00:40:35,439
Speaker 1: to it past. Didn't pull your phone and start taking

863
00:40:35,440 --> 00:40:35,799
Speaker 1: a video?

864
00:40:36,160 --> 00:40:36,400
Speaker 8: You know?

865
00:40:38,080 --> 00:40:41,560
Speaker 5: Did she not take out her phone and take a video? Lola?

866
00:40:42,360 --> 00:40:43,000
Speaker 8: No, I did not.

867
00:40:43,239 --> 00:40:46,120
Speaker 5: Okay, you hesitated for a second there. You have to

868
00:40:46,120 --> 00:40:46,680
Speaker 5: think about it.

869
00:40:46,760 --> 00:40:48,759
Speaker 14: No, No, I thought of that image and I was like,

870
00:40:48,760 --> 00:40:49,520
Speaker 14: who would do that?

871
00:40:49,760 --> 00:40:53,520
Speaker 5: Okay, okay, fair, We have been burned before by not

872
00:40:53,640 --> 00:40:56,080
Speaker 5: asking these types of questions before we make the call.

873
00:40:56,160 --> 00:40:57,919
Speaker 5: So we're just trying to cover all the bases here.

874
00:40:58,120 --> 00:41:00,200
Speaker 5: And how long has it been since j am i

875
00:41:00,239 --> 00:41:01,120
Speaker 5: as choking incident.

876
00:41:01,719 --> 00:41:03,120
Speaker 14: It's been a week and a half.

877
00:41:03,160 --> 00:41:09,560
Speaker 5: Let's call it their first date, okay, fire, we'll rename

878
00:41:09,600 --> 00:41:10,040
Speaker 5: the segment.

879
00:41:10,080 --> 00:41:11,680
Speaker 7: Then sounds like we get a second date that we're

880
00:41:11,680 --> 00:41:13,120
Speaker 7: gonna need us in the lifeguard with them.

881
00:41:13,400 --> 00:41:18,719
Speaker 5: Yeah, possibly somebody to step in just in case an emergency.

882
00:41:17,600 --> 00:41:21,960
Speaker 1: Take Brooks course. Yeah, everyone should get CPR in first aid.

883
00:41:22,200 --> 00:41:24,400
Speaker 5: Yeah, totally first We just need him to say yes

884
00:41:24,440 --> 00:41:26,439
Speaker 5: to a second date when we come back, call him

885
00:41:26,600 --> 00:41:30,520
Speaker 5: and do it right after this hold on second date update.

886
00:41:32,080 --> 00:41:35,279
Speaker 5: Most of the time, when somebody's like, hey, let's head

887
00:41:35,280 --> 00:41:39,319
Speaker 5: over to the choking party, it's a good thing, at

888
00:41:39,400 --> 00:41:42,880
Speaker 5: least in my life. Yeah, you get a little shaboozy

889
00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:46,960
Speaker 5: going restrict some airways, just see what happens. But the

890
00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:49,000
Speaker 5: reason I bring it up is because Lola went on

891
00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:51,560
Speaker 5: a date that wasn't supposed to be a choking party.

892
00:41:51,920 --> 00:41:55,280
Speaker 5: It turned out to be, though when her guy what.

893
00:41:55,200 --> 00:42:03,560
Speaker 7: I'm serious, They.

894
00:42:00,040 --> 00:42:02,760
Speaker 5: Exist, They exist, and you guys just aren't being invited

895
00:42:02,760 --> 00:42:04,480
Speaker 5: to them. And I'm glad you're not because I don't

896
00:42:04,560 --> 00:42:04,879
Speaker 5: like your.

897
00:42:04,800 --> 00:42:07,800
Speaker 1: Attitude to the short man had his life flashed before

898
00:42:07,840 --> 00:42:08,239
Speaker 1: his eyes.

899
00:42:08,440 --> 00:42:10,840
Speaker 5: Jehn Mayah is the man. He got a little crab

900
00:42:10,880 --> 00:42:13,640
Speaker 5: meat stuck in his throat. Lola didn't know what to do,

901
00:42:13,880 --> 00:42:17,080
Speaker 5: so started hitting him on his back until another woman

902
00:42:17,239 --> 00:42:19,000
Speaker 5: shoved in and gave him the Heimlich.

903
00:42:19,320 --> 00:42:22,000
Speaker 1: But it's always so amazing when there's someone with medical

904
00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:24,279
Speaker 1: experience just right when you need it.

905
00:42:24,360 --> 00:42:25,080
Speaker 2: It's amazing. Sure.

906
00:42:25,080 --> 00:42:28,480
Speaker 5: The positive to that is the woman saved Jeremiah's life.

907
00:42:28,760 --> 00:42:30,280
Speaker 1: That's a pretty positive.

908
00:42:30,520 --> 00:42:35,080
Speaker 5: The negative though, is she kind of stole Lola's thunder. So, Lola,

909
00:42:35,200 --> 00:42:36,719
Speaker 5: is there anything that you want to say to the

910
00:42:36,760 --> 00:42:40,160
Speaker 5: selfish woman who stole your spotlight if she's listening to this.

911
00:42:40,760 --> 00:42:44,200
Speaker 14: No, No, I'm grateful that she saved him.

912
00:42:44,760 --> 00:42:46,440
Speaker 5: Are you because he's not calling you back now?

913
00:42:47,400 --> 00:42:47,560
Speaker 8: No?

914
00:42:47,640 --> 00:42:50,480
Speaker 1: I mean, Lola, have you reached out to him? I

915
00:42:50,520 --> 00:42:52,960
Speaker 1: mean it's an easy like, oh my god, how are

916
00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:53,480
Speaker 1: you doing?

917
00:42:53,880 --> 00:42:55,520
Speaker 14: I did, and no response.

918
00:42:56,280 --> 00:42:58,480
Speaker 5: You said. The date ended pretty quickly after that. Does

919
00:42:58,480 --> 00:43:00,680
Speaker 5: any part of you think maybe he choked on purpose

920
00:43:00,719 --> 00:43:02,360
Speaker 5: as an excuse in order.

921
00:43:02,239 --> 00:43:05,120
Speaker 12: To call No, No, I don't think at all.

922
00:43:05,440 --> 00:43:08,600
Speaker 1: He flew up and the chair flew back, and he

923
00:43:08,719 --> 00:43:12,560
Speaker 1: wasn't breezy an right, grabbing his throat and turning.

924
00:43:12,239 --> 00:43:16,200
Speaker 5: Purpose describing another choking party to liking it anyway, We

925
00:43:16,200 --> 00:43:18,360
Speaker 5: will assume that he choked for real, and that something

926
00:43:18,440 --> 00:43:20,520
Speaker 5: is going on in his life that's making him not

927
00:43:20,640 --> 00:43:22,560
Speaker 5: want to call you back. Here we got, I'm at

928
00:43:22,560 --> 00:43:24,040
Speaker 5: dial Jeremiah. Let's see if he answers.

929
00:43:24,239 --> 00:43:24,680
Speaker 11: Thank you?

930
00:43:24,800 --> 00:43:25,799
Speaker 5: All right? Hold on, here we go.

931
00:43:32,120 --> 00:43:32,400
Speaker 8: Hello.

932
00:43:33,360 --> 00:43:38,839
Speaker 5: Hey, is this Jeremiah? Yeah speaking hey man? You are

933
00:43:38,880 --> 00:43:41,440
Speaker 5: speaking right now to an entire radio show called Brook

934
00:43:41,440 --> 00:43:44,720
Speaker 5: and Jeffrey in the Morning German, What up, Good morning?

935
00:43:45,760 --> 00:43:52,520
Speaker 9: Okay, Yeah, I know this is probably pretty random, but

936
00:43:52,640 --> 00:43:54,080
Speaker 9: we're doing a segment on our show.

937
00:43:54,080 --> 00:43:56,520
Speaker 5: It's called a second Date Update, and we'd really like

938
00:43:56,600 --> 00:43:59,279
Speaker 5: to hear your side of the story that we just got.

939
00:44:00,560 --> 00:44:01,719
Speaker 13: What are you guys talking about?

940
00:44:02,160 --> 00:44:04,239
Speaker 5: Basically, we know somebody that you went on a date

941
00:44:04,280 --> 00:44:05,960
Speaker 5: with recently, a woman named Lola.

942
00:44:07,120 --> 00:44:08,280
Speaker 13: She called you guys.

943
00:44:08,560 --> 00:44:12,080
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, because she just wants to know why after

944
00:44:12,239 --> 00:44:15,399
Speaker 5: your hangout you don't want to see her again, or

945
00:44:15,640 --> 00:44:17,440
Speaker 5: she says, you're not really making an effort in like

946
00:44:17,480 --> 00:44:19,600
Speaker 5: the week and a half since it happened, and we

947
00:44:19,680 --> 00:44:21,239
Speaker 5: don't know what's going on on your end.

948
00:44:22,360 --> 00:44:27,240
Speaker 13: I mean, yeah, we haven't talked since that night, right.

949
00:44:27,120 --> 00:44:29,600
Speaker 1: Were you planning on colin her?

950
00:44:31,880 --> 00:44:32,680
Speaker 12: Noah?

951
00:44:32,719 --> 00:44:36,680
Speaker 5: Okay, is there something specific that's holding you back from

952
00:44:36,719 --> 00:44:37,120
Speaker 5: doing so?

953
00:44:38,520 --> 00:44:42,000
Speaker 13: I mean I don't I don't really know what she

954
00:44:42,160 --> 00:44:45,000
Speaker 13: told you guys about what happened.

955
00:44:45,040 --> 00:44:49,399
Speaker 5: But it was a nightmare, yeah, I mean we heard

956
00:44:49,480 --> 00:44:53,720
Speaker 5: some pretty crazy stuff happened that night. Yeah, but Lola

957
00:44:53,840 --> 00:44:56,760
Speaker 5: just wants to know why after all of it went down,

958
00:44:57,120 --> 00:44:59,040
Speaker 5: you don't want to go out with her again or

959
00:44:59,160 --> 00:45:01,520
Speaker 5: you're not really making an effort to talk to her anymore.

960
00:45:01,800 --> 00:45:03,160
Speaker 5: She's just a little bit confused.

961
00:45:04,560 --> 00:45:06,080
Speaker 13: Yeah, she tried to kill me.

962
00:45:06,520 --> 00:45:08,080
Speaker 1: What what?

963
00:45:07,400 --> 00:45:07,440
Speaker 8: What?

964
00:45:07,680 --> 00:45:14,000
Speaker 1: What are you? That is a huge, huge accusation. Are

965
00:45:14,040 --> 00:45:14,560
Speaker 1: you joking?

966
00:45:16,239 --> 00:45:18,680
Speaker 13: No, I'm dead serious. I started choking on a piece

967
00:45:18,719 --> 00:45:21,799
Speaker 13: of crab. I'm giving them the uh, the universal sign

968
00:45:21,880 --> 00:45:24,359
Speaker 13: for choking. I got two hands on my throat and

969
00:45:24,400 --> 00:45:27,399
Speaker 13: she just she comes up and starts trying to make

970
00:45:27,440 --> 00:45:27,920
Speaker 13: out with me.

971
00:45:28,400 --> 00:45:28,880
Speaker 1: Excuse me?

972
00:45:29,040 --> 00:45:34,800
Speaker 7: Wait what you.

973
00:45:33,400 --> 00:45:36,480
Speaker 1: Told us that she came over after a few seconds

974
00:45:36,480 --> 00:45:39,560
Speaker 1: because she was so stunned and started hitting you on

975
00:45:39,600 --> 00:45:40,000
Speaker 1: the back.

976
00:45:40,320 --> 00:45:44,240
Speaker 13: I mean eventually she came around behind me and started

977
00:45:44,280 --> 00:45:46,520
Speaker 13: like bashing me in the back with one of the

978
00:45:46,560 --> 00:45:47,480
Speaker 13: crab mallets.

979
00:45:48,760 --> 00:45:51,879
Speaker 5: Okay, wait, we heard that she was trying to help

980
00:45:51,880 --> 00:45:53,440
Speaker 5: you hit you in the back. We didn't hear about

981
00:45:53,600 --> 00:45:54,600
Speaker 5: using a crab.

982
00:45:54,320 --> 00:45:59,120
Speaker 1: Malleka after before the kissing.

983
00:46:00,080 --> 00:46:04,640
Speaker 13: That was after what? Because like, she's blowing air into

984
00:46:04,680 --> 00:46:07,719
Speaker 13: my windpipe, which is stuffing the thing down like I

985
00:46:07,760 --> 00:46:08,480
Speaker 13: can't breathe.

986
00:46:09,800 --> 00:46:11,920
Speaker 1: She's doing like mouth to mouth. Doesn't know that's out

987
00:46:11,920 --> 00:46:15,520
Speaker 1: of CPR. Now, well it's actually back in you're certified.

988
00:46:15,719 --> 00:46:18,280
Speaker 5: It sounds like and she even told us this directly,

989
00:46:18,360 --> 00:46:20,680
Speaker 5: that she was really panicked in that moment and she

990
00:46:20,800 --> 00:46:22,480
Speaker 5: didn't know how to help you.

991
00:46:22,640 --> 00:46:25,840
Speaker 1: Yes, it sounds like it's not a sexual makeout session.

992
00:46:25,920 --> 00:46:27,839
Speaker 1: It's just a she was trying to help.

993
00:46:27,920 --> 00:46:28,000
Speaker 11: Like.

994
00:46:28,040 --> 00:46:29,839
Speaker 1: I don't think she was actually trying to kiss you.

995
00:46:29,960 --> 00:46:31,399
Speaker 13: I don't know what the hell she was doing.

996
00:46:31,520 --> 00:46:34,640
Speaker 5: Okay, well, you know what fair The best thing to

997
00:46:34,680 --> 00:46:36,839
Speaker 5: do probably is just ask her what she was doing,

998
00:46:36,880 --> 00:46:38,839
Speaker 5: because she is on the other line of this call

999
00:46:38,920 --> 00:46:39,839
Speaker 5: waiting to talk to you.

1000
00:46:40,600 --> 00:46:41,400
Speaker 13: Are you serious?

1001
00:46:41,600 --> 00:46:45,200
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I think she's there.

1002
00:46:45,800 --> 00:46:46,040
Speaker 12: Rush.

1003
00:46:47,800 --> 00:46:48,560
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's lola.

1004
00:46:49,760 --> 00:46:54,120
Speaker 14: It sounds really bad, and I guess it was like worse.

1005
00:46:53,880 --> 00:46:54,840
Speaker 12: Than I thought.

1006
00:46:55,080 --> 00:46:59,399
Speaker 14: But maybe next time we could just do milkshakes where

1007
00:46:59,400 --> 00:47:00,560
Speaker 14: you're not choking.

1008
00:47:00,760 --> 00:47:04,720
Speaker 5: Hold on what he was saying that when he started choking,

1009
00:47:04,760 --> 00:47:07,560
Speaker 5: you went up and tried to kiss him, Is that true?

1010
00:47:07,560 --> 00:47:07,600
Speaker 13: No?

1011
00:47:07,840 --> 00:47:11,000
Speaker 14: No, no, I was trying to give him CPR.

1012
00:47:11,280 --> 00:47:15,400
Speaker 1: I'm never standing up CPR. That's not with CPR.

1013
00:47:16,560 --> 00:47:18,200
Speaker 14: I just froze. I just can't.

1014
00:47:18,600 --> 00:47:20,040
Speaker 1: Well, you didn't freeze, you did something.

1015
00:47:21,239 --> 00:47:22,520
Speaker 2: At least you didn't run away too.

1016
00:47:22,600 --> 00:47:24,960
Speaker 5: That would have been we did go super smash Bros

1017
00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:26,880
Speaker 5: on his back with the crab mallet, So that was

1018
00:47:26,960 --> 00:47:27,479
Speaker 5: kind of cool.

1019
00:47:28,840 --> 00:47:31,200
Speaker 14: I mean, I needed to do something, but I knew

1020
00:47:31,200 --> 00:47:33,560
Speaker 14: I couldn't hit him that hard, so I just, you

1021
00:47:33,600 --> 00:47:36,320
Speaker 14: know what, I thought the mallet would be quicker, harder.

1022
00:47:40,840 --> 00:47:43,360
Speaker 13: Yeah, but why were you just blowing into my mouth

1023
00:47:43,480 --> 00:47:47,400
Speaker 13: and like holding onto my cheeks the visual of it?

1024
00:47:48,160 --> 00:47:51,799
Speaker 14: No, I I heard that like if you blow the

1025
00:47:51,960 --> 00:47:54,359
Speaker 14: food it can come out or something. What I thought,

1026
00:47:54,400 --> 00:47:56,200
Speaker 14: I don't know, you're trying.

1027
00:47:56,040 --> 00:47:58,040
Speaker 2: To blow it down into into your tummy.

1028
00:47:58,600 --> 00:47:59,520
Speaker 11: Oh my gosh.

1029
00:47:59,600 --> 00:48:02,080
Speaker 5: Wela told us that the ride home was very silent

1030
00:48:02,120 --> 00:48:05,360
Speaker 5: and awkward between you two. Was that whole situation because

1031
00:48:05,360 --> 00:48:08,480
Speaker 5: you were mad at her or were you just shocked

1032
00:48:08,520 --> 00:48:09,800
Speaker 5: by what had just happened.

1033
00:48:10,080 --> 00:48:12,600
Speaker 13: I was totally shocked. I had never choked before in

1034
00:48:12,600 --> 00:48:13,080
Speaker 13: my life.

1035
00:48:13,320 --> 00:48:13,760
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1036
00:48:14,040 --> 00:48:15,600
Speaker 1: Serious, I thought he was in the car with this killer.

1037
00:48:19,320 --> 00:48:22,040
Speaker 5: The more chances I have any.

1038
00:48:21,680 --> 00:48:26,160
Speaker 14: Movement, Jeremi, I'm just thankful you're alive, even if we

1039
00:48:26,160 --> 00:48:28,719
Speaker 14: don't do a second day, like, I hope you know

1040
00:48:28,840 --> 00:48:30,400
Speaker 14: that that's not what I was trying to do.

1041
00:48:30,440 --> 00:48:30,640
Speaker 10: I was.

1042
00:48:30,760 --> 00:48:32,080
Speaker 12: I was trying to save you.

1043
00:48:32,560 --> 00:48:34,200
Speaker 2: That she may not have, but she tried.

1044
00:48:34,239 --> 00:48:37,400
Speaker 1: That is sweet it Actually she's sincere on that Jeremiah,

1045
00:48:37,600 --> 00:48:39,799
Speaker 1: I mean you could understand, like if you were in

1046
00:48:39,880 --> 00:48:42,759
Speaker 1: her position, the panic would definitely be there.

1047
00:48:43,200 --> 00:48:46,920
Speaker 13: I completely understand. I was panicking too. My life flashed

1048
00:48:46,920 --> 00:48:48,080
Speaker 13: before my eyes. I get it.

1049
00:48:48,200 --> 00:48:50,799
Speaker 5: Okay, yeah, but yeah, I mean we all agree. Even

1050
00:48:50,880 --> 00:48:53,200
Speaker 5: Lola is admitting she did a bad job in her

1051
00:48:53,239 --> 00:48:56,160
Speaker 5: life saving attempt, but the effort was there, and if

1052
00:48:56,160 --> 00:48:58,440
Speaker 5: it hadn't been for her clubbing your back with that

1053
00:48:58,560 --> 00:49:01,279
Speaker 5: crab mallet, the other wouldn't have known to run over

1054
00:49:01,320 --> 00:49:02,280
Speaker 5: and give you the Heimlich.

1055
00:49:02,400 --> 00:49:05,920
Speaker 1: Yeahs like fun girl in the car that likes to

1056
00:49:06,160 --> 00:49:09,879
Speaker 1: dance to Shaboozie something. Yeah, less person that will save

1057
00:49:09,880 --> 00:49:10,320
Speaker 1: your life?

1058
00:49:10,560 --> 00:49:13,480
Speaker 13: Yeah, I hate that song.

1059
00:49:13,560 --> 00:49:16,880
Speaker 5: Okay, okay, take out the Shaboozi then, And now that

1060
00:49:17,040 --> 00:49:19,319
Speaker 5: everything is out in the open, we would like to

1061
00:49:19,360 --> 00:49:21,480
Speaker 5: offer to send the two of you out on another

1062
00:49:21,600 --> 00:49:25,279
Speaker 5: date with hopefully zero choking involved, and we would pay

1063
00:49:25,320 --> 00:49:25,920
Speaker 5: for its.

1064
00:49:26,440 --> 00:49:28,479
Speaker 1: Jeff hasn't made a promise like that in a long time.

1065
00:49:28,520 --> 00:49:30,759
Speaker 5: I know, I don't know who would want something like that,

1066
00:49:30,840 --> 00:49:33,200
Speaker 5: but maybe you do. Jeremiah, what do you think about

1067
00:49:33,239 --> 00:49:35,720
Speaker 5: giving a little one more chance? I mean, she sounds

1068
00:49:35,800 --> 00:49:39,279
Speaker 5: genuinely remorseful and terrible about the way things unfolded.

1069
00:49:39,560 --> 00:49:42,600
Speaker 13: Yeah, look, I appreciate that. I just I kind of

1070
00:49:42,600 --> 00:49:45,680
Speaker 13: feel like if you're on a first date and you

1071
00:49:45,760 --> 00:49:49,239
Speaker 13: almost die, it's probably not a good sign.

1072
00:49:54,080 --> 00:49:56,480
Speaker 1: On that one, and it experience could bond people.

1073
00:49:56,800 --> 00:49:58,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, we could send you to one of those airbars

1074
00:49:58,920 --> 00:49:59,839
Speaker 2: where they just put like.

1075
00:49:59,800 --> 00:50:04,200
Speaker 1: Air the oxygen bar bar. Those were huge in the

1076
00:50:04,200 --> 00:50:04,719
Speaker 1: twenty tenth.

1077
00:50:04,880 --> 00:50:08,120
Speaker 5: Yeah, Jeremiah, you're saying that this was a sign from

1078
00:50:08,120 --> 00:50:10,360
Speaker 5: the universe that you're not meant to be with Lola.

1079
00:50:10,800 --> 00:50:12,280
Speaker 13: I think it was a sign from God.

1080
00:50:13,880 --> 00:50:19,520
Speaker 5: Excuse me, all right, Well, Lola, is there anything that

1081
00:50:19,560 --> 00:50:21,320
Speaker 5: you want to say to Jeremiah while we still have

1082
00:50:21,400 --> 00:50:22,000
Speaker 5: him on the phone?

1083
00:50:22,160 --> 00:50:26,120
Speaker 10: Or God explained Jim So, No, I just want to say,

1084
00:50:26,800 --> 00:50:29,520
Speaker 10: seeing that you think this is a sign, you're right,

1085
00:50:29,640 --> 00:50:33,400
Speaker 10: and I would want to be with someone who enjoys shaboozi.

1086
00:50:33,640 --> 00:50:38,279
Speaker 1: Oh that's your sign.

1087
00:50:39,120 --> 00:50:41,560
Speaker 5: God speaks in weird ways sometimes.

1088
00:50:42,280 --> 00:50:43,840
Speaker 8: Looking Jeffrey in the morning.

1089
00:50:44,800 --> 00:50:46,879
Speaker 5: A lot of lessons we could take out of that

1090
00:50:46,920 --> 00:50:51,399
Speaker 5: phone call. Maybe number one, most importantly, don't try mouth

1091
00:50:51,480 --> 00:50:54,520
Speaker 5: to mouth on someone who's actively in the middle of choking.

1092
00:50:55,640 --> 00:50:57,520
Speaker 1: I mean, unless they've already passed out and they're on

1093
00:50:57,520 --> 00:51:02,560
Speaker 1: the floor. Then you actually should minister CPR at that point.

1094
00:51:01,480 --> 00:51:06,879
Speaker 1: But yeah, if they're still standing mouth and mouth isn't if.

1095
00:51:06,800 --> 00:51:10,279
Speaker 5: They're still conscious. Number two, if they don't like Shabouzi,

1096
00:51:10,640 --> 00:51:11,719
Speaker 5: that's a sign from God.

1097
00:51:13,400 --> 00:51:15,399
Speaker 1: You can't take a first DAID class to fix that.

1098
00:51:15,920 --> 00:51:19,319
Speaker 5: And finally, if you start choking mid dinner date, that's

1099
00:51:19,400 --> 00:51:22,480
Speaker 5: God's way of telling you you deserve to find someone better.

1100
00:51:24,480 --> 00:51:25,760
Speaker 1: This second day was so divine.

1101
00:51:25,920 --> 00:51:29,040
Speaker 5: It really was a lot of cosmic signs happening. And

1102
00:51:29,080 --> 00:51:31,560
Speaker 5: if you're listening to this right now, that's probably God

1103
00:51:31,600 --> 00:51:33,880
Speaker 5: telling you you need to subscribe to our podcast.

1104
00:51:34,120 --> 00:51:35,880
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, unless you choked.

1105
00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:37,560
Speaker 1: If you don't believe in God, then it's just us

1106
00:51:37,640 --> 00:51:40,279
Speaker 1: telling us that you should subscribe to the best Like that.

1107
00:51:40,400 --> 00:51:43,120
Speaker 5: Don't make God or us angry. The universe will come

1108
00:51:43,120 --> 00:51:44,760
Speaker 5: back to bite you if you don't find us online

1109
00:51:44,760 --> 00:51:46,520
Speaker 5: wherever you get your podcasts at Brooke and.

1110
00:51:46,560 --> 00:51:49,640
Speaker 8: Jeffrey Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

1111
00:51:50,760 --> 00:51:53,280
Speaker 5: We've been talking a lot on the show about Halloween

1112
00:51:53,320 --> 00:51:56,680
Speaker 5: costumes for us. Yeah, but what we haven't really talked

1113
00:51:56,680 --> 00:52:02,320
Speaker 5: about are the new trends in Halloween decoration. Jazz broken

1114
00:52:02,400 --> 00:52:04,960
Speaker 5: Jeffrey in the Morning because according to Forbes, people are

1115
00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:08,400
Speaker 5: expected to show out a record thirteen point one billion

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00:52:08,560 --> 00:52:11,320
Speaker 5: dollars for Halloween decorations alone.

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Speaker 1: This sekh per house per household thirteen per family, up

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00:52:17,120 --> 00:52:21,280
Speaker 1: nearly thirteen percent from last year's eleven and a half billion.

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00:52:21,680 --> 00:52:24,000
Speaker 5: And it feels like in just the past few years

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00:52:24,239 --> 00:52:28,240
Speaker 5: the decor has become more interactive than ever and huge.

1121
00:52:28,640 --> 00:52:30,719
Speaker 1: I was just having a conversation with a friend. I'm like,

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00:52:30,760 --> 00:52:34,400
Speaker 1: you have two huge like skeleton witch things. Where do

1123
00:52:34,440 --> 00:52:35,080
Speaker 1: you keep them?

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00:52:35,239 --> 00:52:35,479
Speaker 14: Yeah?

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00:52:35,640 --> 00:52:37,719
Speaker 1: What kind of storm do you have to have to

1126
00:52:37,719 --> 00:52:38,960
Speaker 1: be able to have these things?

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00:52:38,960 --> 00:52:41,319
Speaker 7: Alex's b up floating candles recently, I've been seeing those

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00:52:41,320 --> 00:52:42,080
Speaker 7: are so fun.

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00:52:42,120 --> 00:52:45,080
Speaker 2: You can turn them all with a wand its super interact.

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00:52:45,239 --> 00:52:48,279
Speaker 5: Or the animatronic decorations like witches that jump out at

1131
00:52:48,280 --> 00:52:51,360
Speaker 5: you or singing ghosts, or there was that like talking

1132
00:52:51,440 --> 00:52:55,640
Speaker 5: Jack o' lantern last year named Kevin, Yeah, freaking Keviny.

1133
00:52:55,960 --> 00:52:59,399
Speaker 5: The latest Halloween decoration that's been going viral and it's

1134
00:52:59,400 --> 00:53:02,960
Speaker 5: happening all over the country right now is people doing

1135
00:53:03,440 --> 00:53:11,560
Speaker 5: Taylor Swift's Graveyard of ex boyfriends. Oh, they're doing it

1136
00:53:11,600 --> 00:53:14,160
Speaker 5: because she's getting married now. But I whole start looking

1137
00:53:14,239 --> 00:53:17,239
Speaker 5: at pictures of it. So above ground, you've got one

1138
00:53:17,280 --> 00:53:20,800
Speaker 5: skeleton dress like Taylor with a wig, one skeleton dressed

1139
00:53:20,800 --> 00:53:24,399
Speaker 5: in a chief's football uniform like her fiance, and then

1140
00:53:24,440 --> 00:53:26,960
Speaker 5: all the tombstones around them have all the names of

1141
00:53:26,960 --> 00:53:30,680
Speaker 5: her past boyfriends, Taylor Lautner and John Mayer and Joe

1142
00:53:30,680 --> 00:53:31,279
Speaker 5: al you know.

1143
00:53:31,239 --> 00:53:32,400
Speaker 1: The gang yeeah me?

1144
00:53:33,000 --> 00:53:35,040
Speaker 2: How weirdod that be? If you were dating someone and

1145
00:53:35,080 --> 00:53:39,000
Speaker 2: their whole identity was about their exes, where you went,

1146
00:53:39,200 --> 00:53:41,520
Speaker 2: It's like, yeah, here's here's the list of all your exes.

1147
00:53:41,600 --> 00:53:43,760
Speaker 1: Following up, I'm just gonna tell you to be careful

1148
00:53:43,800 --> 00:53:45,799
Speaker 1: of that because we did a photo book of all

1149
00:53:45,840 --> 00:53:48,399
Speaker 1: of one of our friends exes for her bachelorette party

1150
00:53:48,440 --> 00:53:54,560
Speaker 1: and she did not find it here joke in it.

1151
00:53:54,640 --> 00:53:58,239
Speaker 5: Well, luckily, Halloween isn't about jokes. It's about scary. Yes,

1152
00:53:58,880 --> 00:54:01,759
Speaker 5: so this is scary. And again, it's not just one

1153
00:54:01,880 --> 00:54:04,960
Speaker 5: or two houses doing this. These are hundreds and hundreds

1154
00:54:05,000 --> 00:54:08,840
Speaker 5: of properties all over America using this as their Halloween tocorse,

1155
00:54:09,080 --> 00:54:09,680
Speaker 5: they're trying.

1156
00:54:09,520 --> 00:54:12,080
Speaker 1: To go viral on TikTok is what they're trying to do.

1157
00:54:12,440 --> 00:54:14,440
Speaker 5: So text into seven eight, five, nine two. Do you

1158
00:54:14,480 --> 00:54:18,360
Speaker 5: think this is clever or never ever getting back together.

1159
00:54:19,560 --> 00:54:21,600
Speaker 2: Someone's gonna do Travis's exes.

1160
00:54:21,640 --> 00:54:25,319
Speaker 5: You did a whole TV show, the Laser Stories. It's

1161
00:54:25,360 --> 00:54:33,359
Speaker 5: coming up right after this. It's the radio segment that's

1162
00:54:33,400 --> 00:54:37,399
Speaker 5: trying to bring young people back to TV with PBS's

1163
00:54:37,480 --> 00:54:45,600
Speaker 5: new hit show CSI, Sesame Street one, two, three Homicides.

1164
00:54:47,920 --> 00:54:51,960
Speaker 16: Tune in every Friday night right after Laser Stories, the

1165
00:54:52,080 --> 00:54:54,440
Speaker 16: segment where we read weird news stories around the globe,

1166
00:54:54,480 --> 00:54:56,400
Speaker 16: just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser

1167
00:54:56,760 --> 00:54:58,200
Speaker 16: there's other shive me elmos.

1168
00:54:58,239 --> 00:55:01,320
Speaker 5: Just don't this first laser story. He is out of Florida.

1169
00:55:01,719 --> 00:55:03,000
Speaker 1: All right, let's go down.

1170
00:55:03,239 --> 00:55:06,720
Speaker 5: Twenty six year old Jordan Coddo showed up outside Atlantis

1171
00:55:06,719 --> 00:55:07,759
Speaker 5: Gentleman's Club the.

1172
00:55:07,760 --> 00:55:09,080
Speaker 1: Other night, Yes he did.

1173
00:55:09,480 --> 00:55:10,520
Speaker 5: Did he brook recommend?

1174
00:55:10,719 --> 00:55:10,799
Speaker 9: No?

1175
00:55:11,120 --> 00:55:13,160
Speaker 1: You know, do you bring enough ones? Okay? I always

1176
00:55:13,200 --> 00:55:14,600
Speaker 1: tip the people, yep.

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00:55:14,760 --> 00:55:17,600
Speaker 5: And he asked to speak to a manager. Apparently he

1178
00:55:17,680 --> 00:55:20,960
Speaker 5: was unhappy that his coupon for a free non alcoholic

1179
00:55:21,040 --> 00:55:24,279
Speaker 5: drink had expired twenty minutes before he came in.

1180
00:55:24,480 --> 00:55:26,960
Speaker 1: Oh, oh god, is he Is he the Karen of

1181
00:55:27,000 --> 00:55:28,080
Speaker 1: strip clubs? Yeah?

1182
00:55:28,080 --> 00:55:29,160
Speaker 2: He's not tipping anybody.

1183
00:55:29,280 --> 00:55:31,239
Speaker 7: Yeah, he's like, well, I don't feel like I've gotten

1184
00:55:31,239 --> 00:55:32,600
Speaker 7: at least thirty minutes for the dancing.

1185
00:55:32,800 --> 00:55:35,160
Speaker 5: Well, then to make matters where security told Jordan that

1186
00:55:35,200 --> 00:55:37,840
Speaker 5: the manager didn't have time for him. Yeah, and that

1187
00:55:37,960 --> 00:55:38,920
Speaker 5: made him angry.

1188
00:55:41,200 --> 00:55:43,200
Speaker 1: He seemed like such a sensible man prior to this.

1189
00:55:43,520 --> 00:55:45,880
Speaker 5: Well, he went to his car, started it, grabbed a

1190
00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:49,000
Speaker 5: cheeseburger that was in there, and chucked it at the dude.

1191
00:55:49,600 --> 00:55:51,000
Speaker 2: Oh dang, it.

1192
00:55:51,040 --> 00:55:53,640
Speaker 5: Hit the security guy's shoulder. And that was all it

1193
00:55:53,680 --> 00:55:55,360
Speaker 5: took for the cops to get called.

1194
00:55:56,840 --> 00:55:58,759
Speaker 1: Burger laying around in his car. And why is it

1195
00:55:58,840 --> 00:56:00,680
Speaker 1: the security guard just beating the crap out of him

1196
00:56:00,719 --> 00:56:02,600
Speaker 1: in a back alley. Yeah, isn't that what you do

1197
00:56:02,680 --> 00:56:03,600
Speaker 1: at strip clubs.

1198
00:56:03,719 --> 00:56:06,960
Speaker 5: They arrested Jordan for battery and said the man he

1199
00:56:07,080 --> 00:56:11,160
Speaker 5: hit wasn't seriously injured. Good, but the burger did cause

1200
00:56:11,280 --> 00:56:14,640
Speaker 5: bodily harm.

1201
00:56:13,200 --> 00:56:18,319
Speaker 1: Oh, this is weakest security guard at the strip club

1202
00:56:18,520 --> 00:56:19,399
Speaker 1: we've ever met.

1203
00:56:19,640 --> 00:56:22,920
Speaker 5: I got some ketchup in my I'm allergic to ketchup.

1204
00:56:25,680 --> 00:56:28,919
Speaker 5: We solved it. Jordan admitted to throwing the burger from

1205
00:56:28,920 --> 00:56:31,719
Speaker 5: his vehicle and told police he would do it again

1206
00:56:31,800 --> 00:56:36,160
Speaker 5: if he could, so no regrets. He also was arrested

1207
00:56:36,200 --> 00:56:39,400
Speaker 5: last month for stealing his uncle's boat and selling it

1208
00:56:39,440 --> 00:56:40,520
Speaker 5: to another relative.

1209
00:56:41,600 --> 00:56:43,160
Speaker 1: I like that he kept it in the family.

1210
00:56:43,880 --> 00:56:45,680
Speaker 5: So police told them to try to stay out of

1211
00:56:45,680 --> 00:56:48,920
Speaker 5: trouble for a while. Meanwhile, he's facing charges for misdemeanor

1212
00:56:48,960 --> 00:56:54,360
Speaker 5: battery while doing a drive by cheeseburger in only in Florida.

1213
00:56:54,200 --> 00:56:55,480
Speaker 1: Yeah he's the Hamburgler.

1214
00:56:55,760 --> 00:56:59,799
Speaker 5: Yeah, man, it's next. As the story is out of Pennsylvania,

1215
00:57:00,400 --> 00:57:03,759
Speaker 5: the Donardo family was one hundred miles into a road

1216
00:57:03,800 --> 00:57:06,680
Speaker 5: trip when they decided to pull over get some gas,

1217
00:57:06,960 --> 00:57:09,680
Speaker 5: also grab a few snacks at the convenience store, okay,

1218
00:57:09,840 --> 00:57:14,320
Speaker 5: and that's when they discovered something odd. The mom Maa DeNardo,

1219
00:57:14,600 --> 00:57:15,319
Speaker 5: talks about it.

1220
00:57:15,680 --> 00:57:18,760
Speaker 15: We had driven for two hours and needed to stop

1221
00:57:18,800 --> 00:57:21,480
Speaker 15: for gas. My husband gets out of the car and

1222
00:57:21,520 --> 00:57:25,680
Speaker 15: it's like the cat is on the roof. We're like,

1223
00:57:25,760 --> 00:57:28,840
Speaker 15: what do we do. We're already so far into the trip.

1224
00:57:28,920 --> 00:57:30,520
Speaker 15: We have a long way to go to get to

1225
00:57:30,560 --> 00:57:34,080
Speaker 15: New Hampshire. My husband says he's just gonna have to

1226
00:57:34,120 --> 00:57:36,640
Speaker 15: come with us. And he had such a good time

1227
00:57:36,720 --> 00:57:39,480
Speaker 15: and a great, you know, adventure. So I actually did

1228
00:57:39,560 --> 00:57:43,560
Speaker 15: videos and pictures everywhere we went of him so bad.

1229
00:57:43,680 --> 00:57:47,120
Speaker 1: Your cat survive yeah, your car, so I did one

1230
00:57:47,200 --> 00:57:48,560
Speaker 1: hundred miles that's why.

1231
00:57:48,680 --> 00:57:53,280
Speaker 5: Yeah, just a will to live, I guess is Ray Ray.

1232
00:57:53,560 --> 00:57:56,120
Speaker 5: And he'd managed to stay atop the vehicle for one

1233
00:57:56,240 --> 00:57:59,360
Speaker 5: hundred miles even as they were driving seventy miles an

1234
00:57:59,400 --> 00:58:00,440
Speaker 5: hour down the highway.

1235
00:58:00,600 --> 00:58:06,360
Speaker 1: Wow. Picture of this cat with huge biceps the ability.

1236
00:58:05,920 --> 00:58:09,480
Speaker 5: To pay this superhero. So, as you heard, the vacation

1237
00:58:09,560 --> 00:58:11,920
Speaker 5: went pretty well, and the Donardos even made a stop

1238
00:58:11,920 --> 00:58:14,320
Speaker 5: for supplies at a pet store and continued on with

1239
00:58:14,400 --> 00:58:17,040
Speaker 5: their weekend plans. Oh my god, and they said Ray

1240
00:58:17,120 --> 00:58:20,040
Speaker 5: Ray accompanied them on all their adventures from the comfort

1241
00:58:20,120 --> 00:58:21,680
Speaker 5: of a cat carrier backpack.

1242
00:58:22,120 --> 00:58:22,480
Speaker 2: Wow.

1243
00:58:22,520 --> 00:58:24,920
Speaker 1: Man, my mom breaks her cat everywhere right now?

1244
00:58:24,920 --> 00:58:26,560
Speaker 2: I want a cat, but I wanted to go with

1245
00:58:26,640 --> 00:58:27,040
Speaker 2: me place.

1246
00:58:27,240 --> 00:58:29,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, well don't dude, My mom takes our cat on

1247
00:58:30,000 --> 00:58:33,560
Speaker 1: the boat recently. I was like, how is it so

1248
00:58:33,640 --> 00:58:35,280
Speaker 1: well behaved cat?

1249
00:58:35,360 --> 00:58:37,959
Speaker 5: You need to adopt this guy. This next Lazer story

1250
00:58:38,040 --> 00:58:41,800
Speaker 5: is out of wedding worlds you. Alexis might finally be

1251
00:58:41,880 --> 00:58:47,360
Speaker 5: ready to get hitched after she hears this, cause McDonald's

1252
00:58:47,440 --> 00:58:53,520
Speaker 5: just introduced a brand new wedding package. A couple can

1253
00:58:53,520 --> 00:58:57,840
Speaker 5: get their wedding catered with one hundred boxes of chicken McNuggets.

1254
00:58:58,440 --> 00:59:01,680
Speaker 1: Yes, there's a mcflurry as well.

1255
00:59:02,920 --> 00:59:07,480
Speaker 5: Each box come already. Each box comes with four nugs apiece,

1256
00:59:07,720 --> 00:59:09,640
Speaker 5: so guests, we'll be in for quite a treat.

1257
00:59:09,800 --> 00:59:11,760
Speaker 2: Only four Yeah, come on.

1258
00:59:12,840 --> 00:59:15,720
Speaker 5: You have multiple boxes if you're that hungry. The best

1259
00:59:15,760 --> 00:59:18,520
Speaker 5: part of the mcd's catering is the price, because one

1260
00:59:18,600 --> 00:59:20,840
Speaker 5: hundred boxes is only going to set you back two

1261
00:59:21,000 --> 00:59:22,400
Speaker 5: hundred and thirty five dollars.

1262
00:59:23,000 --> 00:59:25,479
Speaker 2: I've heard for weddings that's cheap, because that's really cheap.

1263
00:59:25,560 --> 00:59:28,440
Speaker 1: It was like a lot. Yeah fo nugget boxes.

1264
00:59:29,720 --> 00:59:31,240
Speaker 5: One hundred nuggets for.

1265
00:59:34,720 --> 00:59:37,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, almost fifty cents a nugs. I don't know, you're

1266
00:59:37,760 --> 00:59:39,600
Speaker 1: mathing and it's not good.

1267
00:59:39,920 --> 00:59:42,240
Speaker 5: I will say there is a catch. You do have

1268
00:59:42,320 --> 00:59:45,320
Speaker 5: to get married in Indonesia since that's the only country

1269
00:59:45,320 --> 00:59:46,400
Speaker 5: that's offering it right now.

1270
00:59:47,800 --> 00:59:47,920
Speaker 8: There.

1271
00:59:48,520 --> 00:59:49,120
Speaker 2: It's beautiful.

1272
00:59:49,160 --> 00:59:51,440
Speaker 5: Yeah, However, with the news going viral, Mickey D's and

1273
00:59:51,480 --> 00:59:54,560
Speaker 5: other locations might be looking to cash in soon. Couples

1274
00:59:54,600 --> 00:59:57,560
Speaker 5: will also be able to add extras onto their catering menu,

1275
00:59:57,680 --> 01:00:01,280
Speaker 5: including fries. Alexis you're flurries.

1276
01:00:03,080 --> 01:00:03,480
Speaker 4: Reasonable?

1277
01:00:03,520 --> 01:00:05,000
Speaker 1: Sorry? The machine is going to be broken on the

1278
01:00:05,080 --> 01:00:05,560
Speaker 1: wedding day.

1279
01:00:05,880 --> 01:00:08,840
Speaker 5: Well, if the ice cream cone machine isn't broken, then

1280
01:00:08,880 --> 01:00:09,960
Speaker 5: that might be available.

1281
01:00:10,600 --> 01:00:11,960
Speaker 2: It would break in the middle of the wedding.

1282
01:00:12,040 --> 01:00:15,360
Speaker 5: People online have been mostly positive about the idea. One

1283
01:00:15,400 --> 01:00:19,400
Speaker 5: person said, wedding, I'm ordering this for dinner. Yeah, but

1284
01:00:19,680 --> 01:00:22,720
Speaker 5: not all people are into it. One lady exclaimed, they

1285
01:00:22,840 --> 01:00:25,600
Speaker 5: gonna be cold after three minutes. In eighteen seconds. Don't

1286
01:00:25,640 --> 01:00:26,440
Speaker 5: nobody want that?

1287
01:00:26,600 --> 01:00:26,760
Speaker 12: Ish?

1288
01:00:28,880 --> 01:00:29,080
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1289
01:00:29,120 --> 01:00:29,920
Speaker 1: I don't agree.

1290
01:00:30,160 --> 01:00:30,959
Speaker 2: Oh, they're so good.

1291
01:00:31,520 --> 01:00:33,120
Speaker 4: If you're drunk from the open bar.

1292
01:00:33,040 --> 01:00:37,080
Speaker 15: Then cold fries do.

1293
01:00:37,360 --> 01:00:39,200
Speaker 5: Yeah, let's go to your next laser story. Out of

1294
01:00:39,280 --> 01:00:43,640
Speaker 5: celebrity corners, Taylor Swift's The Life of a show Girl

1295
01:00:43,720 --> 01:00:47,600
Speaker 5: sold a massive four million copies in its very first week.

1296
01:00:49,560 --> 01:00:52,360
Speaker 1: That's not enough though, Yeah.

1297
01:00:52,560 --> 01:00:56,880
Speaker 5: That four million is in what they call equivalent album units,

1298
01:00:56,920 --> 01:00:59,960
Speaker 5: which includes both pure album sales and streaming activity.

1299
01:01:00,400 --> 01:01:00,840
Speaker 1: Interesting.

1300
01:01:01,080 --> 01:01:03,840
Speaker 7: I think it's like every five streams or three streams

1301
01:01:03,840 --> 01:01:05,360
Speaker 7: counts as like one download.

1302
01:01:05,520 --> 01:01:09,040
Speaker 5: Whatever it is. Most of that was an actual album sales,

1303
01:01:09,080 --> 01:01:11,360
Speaker 5: close to three and a half million copies.

1304
01:01:13,120 --> 01:01:15,200
Speaker 1: I went with my daughter and her friends to a

1305
01:01:15,320 --> 01:01:17,680
Speaker 1: record store and there was like a big listening party

1306
01:01:17,880 --> 01:01:22,400
Speaker 1: and they were giving away stuff and selling records and CDs.

1307
01:01:22,120 --> 01:01:23,680
Speaker 5: Even ew Yeah, I.

1308
01:01:23,720 --> 01:01:28,080
Speaker 1: Know they had like a bunch of CDs for sale. Kid,

1309
01:01:28,120 --> 01:01:29,560
Speaker 1: you made your daughter go there.

1310
01:01:31,720 --> 01:01:36,240
Speaker 5: Going on? Don't remind your yeah, but anyway, four million

1311
01:01:36,880 --> 01:01:39,880
Speaker 5: equivalent album units, three and a half million copies. Both

1312
01:01:39,920 --> 01:01:43,000
Speaker 5: those numbers are the largest weekly sums of the modern

1313
01:01:43,040 --> 01:01:45,479
Speaker 5: era going back to nineteen ninety one.

1314
01:01:46,080 --> 01:01:46,720
Speaker 15: Wow.

1315
01:01:46,960 --> 01:01:51,360
Speaker 5: Previously, Adele's album twenty five had held both of those records,

1316
01:01:51,680 --> 01:01:55,520
Speaker 5: so Taylor dethroned her. This is also Taylor's fifteenth number

1317
01:01:55,600 --> 01:01:58,200
Speaker 5: one album, which breaks her out of a tie with

1318
01:01:58,280 --> 01:02:01,760
Speaker 5: Drake and jay Z for the most number one albums

1319
01:02:01,800 --> 01:02:02,760
Speaker 5: by a solo artist.

1320
01:02:02,920 --> 01:02:04,640
Speaker 1: The only people that have ever sold more than her

1321
01:02:04,680 --> 01:02:05,840
Speaker 1: are the Beatles.

1322
01:02:06,520 --> 01:02:09,760
Speaker 5: Beatles have nineteen chart topping albums total.

1323
01:02:10,120 --> 01:02:11,520
Speaker 1: Yes, so she's coming for us.

1324
01:02:12,080 --> 01:02:15,720
Speaker 5: In related news, Taylor announced two new upcoming projects, a

1325
01:02:15,760 --> 01:02:19,800
Speaker 5: full concert film and a behind the scenes docuseries on

1326
01:02:19,840 --> 01:02:21,280
Speaker 5: the Era's tour, which.

1327
01:02:21,520 --> 01:02:23,360
Speaker 1: I had to read deep into that article that those

1328
01:02:23,360 --> 01:02:26,440
Speaker 1: are different things. I'm like, how many times can we

1329
01:02:26,560 --> 01:02:27,840
Speaker 1: learn about this?

1330
01:02:28,160 --> 01:02:30,560
Speaker 5: How many how much money can we give to Taylor

1331
01:02:30,640 --> 01:02:33,280
Speaker 5: in how many different ways? Because we'll do it. Both

1332
01:02:33,360 --> 01:02:36,400
Speaker 5: hit Disney Plus on December twelfth, And I know one

1333
01:02:36,440 --> 01:02:38,800
Speaker 5: fan who's going to be watching with his remote in hand.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, there we go.

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Speaker 5: Oh wait, that's not his remote. Oh well, he's definitely

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Speaker 5: enjoying the show. Enjoy it whenever he's watching. That's how

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01:02:49,800 --> 01:02:51,760
Speaker 5: it means Laser Stories has come to an end for

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01:02:51,800 --> 01:03:00,960
Speaker 5: the day. We'll do it again, same time on Friday.

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01:03:03,320 --> 01:03:06,360
Speaker 5: Amanda is back on the show today after suffering a

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01:03:06,440 --> 01:03:10,560
Speaker 5: defeat at Brook's hands last time. It was a close game.

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01:03:10,640 --> 01:03:14,320
Speaker 5: She lost by one point, but Amanda doesn't say it's

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01:03:14,360 --> 01:03:18,080
Speaker 5: her fault. She's got out her tiny violin and says,

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01:03:18,600 --> 01:03:23,120
Speaker 5: I answered, hangnail, but you wanted ingrown, so it's the

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01:03:23,240 --> 01:03:29,080
Speaker 5: show's fault. Amanda, no excuses today. If you're as good

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01:03:29,080 --> 01:03:32,040
Speaker 5: as you claim you are, then you'll leave Brook in

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01:03:32,120 --> 01:03:35,160
Speaker 5: the dust, and that might actually make me happy. Welcome

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01:03:35,200 --> 01:03:36,440
Speaker 5: back to the show, Amanda.

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Speaker 11: Thank you, yep, I'm here for comeback.

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Speaker 1: Okay, all right, as we play the World's Tunniest Violin.

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Speaker 11: Yes, yeah, I don't know how I feel about that one.

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Speaker 5: But you said it wasn't your fault that you lost.

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01:03:48,760 --> 01:03:49,520
Speaker 5: You blamed us.

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01:03:50,240 --> 01:03:50,880
Speaker 8: Yeah, a little bit.

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Speaker 11: I disagree with the answer, but it's okay. I'll take it.

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Speaker 5: Okay.

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01:03:54,600 --> 01:03:58,840
Speaker 1: I never disagree on this show everything, Jeff said.

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01:03:58,720 --> 01:04:01,400
Speaker 5: Nobody ever pushes back on me. So Amanda, we're gonna

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01:04:01,440 --> 01:04:03,000
Speaker 5: send Brook out of the studios. We can get right

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01:04:03,040 --> 01:04:04,760
Speaker 5: to it. You got thirty seconds to answer as many

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01:04:04,840 --> 01:04:06,600
Speaker 5: questions as possible. If you don't know when, you can

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01:04:06,600 --> 01:04:08,040
Speaker 5: say pass. But you have to beat her outright if

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Speaker 5: you want to win. Are you ready?

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Speaker 11: Yes, let's go?

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01:04:10,520 --> 01:04:14,000
Speaker 5: All right? Redemption starts now on this day. In two

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01:04:14,080 --> 01:04:16,600
Speaker 5: thousand and seven, Keeping Up with the Kardashians premiered on

1366
01:04:16,640 --> 01:04:21,800
Speaker 5: What Cable Networks. In the movie franchise Shrek, who voices

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01:04:21,880 --> 01:04:27,520
Speaker 5: Princess Fiona? What European city hosted the very first official

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01:04:27,560 --> 01:04:30,280
Speaker 5: Olympic Games.

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Speaker 11: Past?

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Speaker 5: What is three fourths translated to a percentage? In the

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01:04:36,800 --> 01:04:39,720
Speaker 5: animated movie Big Hero six, what's the name of the robot?

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Speaker 5: In tennis? What type of court surface is the French

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Speaker 5: Open played on?

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Speaker 4: I have no idea.

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Speaker 5: All right, I'm going to pass on that last one. Amanda,

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Speaker 5: good work there. Brook's going to come back into the

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01:04:52,160 --> 01:04:57,040
Speaker 5: studio here and skipping over Amanda's job as a nurse

1378
01:04:57,080 --> 01:04:59,360
Speaker 5: manager since no one wants to hear that, we're going

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01:04:59,400 --> 01:05:03,440
Speaker 5: to talk about Amanda's interests in the fall and she

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01:05:03,600 --> 01:05:10,080
Speaker 5: said she discovered something recently, pumpkin flavored everything.

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Speaker 1: What you just found out that things are flavored pumpkin

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Speaker 1: in the fall?

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Speaker 5: H What does that mean? Amanda?

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01:05:14,560 --> 01:05:17,400
Speaker 11: No, No, I've known that for a while, but specifically

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01:05:18,200 --> 01:05:22,160
Speaker 11: pumpkin spice espresso martini from Trader Joe's.

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Speaker 1: You can buy it in a bottle or something.

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Speaker 11: Ye, it's already all pre mixed. It's amazing you.

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Speaker 5: Drink and split some morning martinis? Then?

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01:05:31,520 --> 01:05:33,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, who needs a latte when you can go right

1390
01:05:33,760 --> 01:05:35,040
Speaker 1: to the hard stuff? Amanda?

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01:05:35,080 --> 01:05:38,960
Speaker 5: Exactly, exactly are you having some of that this morning?

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01:05:39,880 --> 01:05:40,400
Speaker 11: No comment?

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01:05:41,680 --> 01:05:45,040
Speaker 1: When you're a manager, I hear at the beginning, all

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Speaker 1: right coffee?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, good work a man. And now it's Brooks turn.

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Speaker 5: Are you ready?

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Speaker 9: Yep?

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01:05:48,720 --> 01:05:51,160
Speaker 5: Your time starts now on this day. In two thousand

1399
01:05:51,200 --> 01:05:53,800
Speaker 5: and seven, Keeping Up with the Kardashians premiered on What

1400
01:05:53,880 --> 01:05:57,920
Speaker 5: Cable Network Bravo. In the movie franchise Shrek, who voices

1401
01:05:57,960 --> 01:05:59,440
Speaker 5: Princess Fiona.

1402
01:05:59,320 --> 01:05:59,400
Speaker 8: U.

1403
01:06:00,920 --> 01:06:05,200
Speaker 1: Can't what's your name? Cameron Diaz?

1404
01:06:05,520 --> 01:06:09,440
Speaker 5: What European city hosted the very first official Olympic Games?

1405
01:06:09,560 --> 01:06:10,000
Speaker 1: Happens?

1406
01:06:10,440 --> 01:06:15,680
Speaker 5: What is three fourths translated to a percentage In the

1407
01:06:15,720 --> 01:06:19,040
Speaker 5: animated movie Big Hero six. What's the name of the robot?

1408
01:06:19,440 --> 01:06:28,400
Speaker 5: Hero bit clever name. Let's go to the scoreboard. We'll

1409
01:06:28,400 --> 01:06:30,440
Speaker 5: see how you both did with jose Have you ever

1410
01:06:30,480 --> 01:06:34,320
Speaker 5: gone on vacation in left your childhood? But I did

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01:06:34,360 --> 01:06:35,600
Speaker 5: leave one at a funeral parlor.

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Speaker 2: One, Amanda, you did well.

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Speaker 3: You got to correct today.

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Speaker 11: Okay, all right, that's pretty decent.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, my brain stopped in the middle of mine.

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Speaker 8: Three.

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Speaker 5: I'm sorry, it's our fault, but you lost again. Let's

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01:06:55,640 --> 01:06:57,600
Speaker 5: go over the answers for everybody on this day in

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01:06:57,680 --> 01:07:01,240
Speaker 5: two thousand and seven, keeping up with Kardashian's premiere on E.

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01:07:01,960 --> 01:07:04,200
Speaker 5: Oh they used to be on E.

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01:07:04,040 --> 01:07:05,320
Speaker 2: And then they moved over.

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01:07:05,440 --> 01:07:07,160
Speaker 5: I mean what it they're on streaming now right?

1423
01:07:07,160 --> 01:07:09,400
Speaker 1: I don't know. I've never actually watched an episode.

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01:07:09,720 --> 01:07:12,600
Speaker 5: In the movie franchise Shrek, Princess Fiona is voiced by

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01:07:12,640 --> 01:07:16,600
Speaker 5: actress Cameron Diaz. The very first official Olympic Games was

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01:07:16,800 --> 01:07:21,000
Speaker 5: in Athens, Greece, in eighteen ninety six, same place where

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01:07:21,000 --> 01:07:24,760
Speaker 5: the ancient games were too wow. Yeah, three fourths translated

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01:07:24,800 --> 01:07:27,640
Speaker 5: to seventy five percent. In the movie Big Hero six,

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01:07:27,720 --> 01:07:29,400
Speaker 5: the robot is named Baymax.

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01:07:30,840 --> 01:07:32,120
Speaker 1: Heroes would have been a better name.

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01:07:32,920 --> 01:07:35,400
Speaker 5: And in tennis, you didn't get to this one. In tennis,

1432
01:07:35,520 --> 01:07:38,320
Speaker 5: what type of court surfaces the French Open played on?

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01:07:38,600 --> 01:07:43,040
Speaker 5: That would be clay b Amand I'm sorry was not

1434
01:07:43,320 --> 01:07:45,240
Speaker 5: enough to take down Brook today. But the good news

1435
01:07:45,280 --> 01:07:47,800
Speaker 5: is just for playing you win a twenty five dollars

1436
01:07:47,800 --> 01:07:50,640
Speaker 5: Disney gift card ballad at any Disney resort, theme park

1437
01:07:50,760 --> 01:07:52,480
Speaker 5: or online in the Disney Store.

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01:07:53,600 --> 01:07:53,960
Speaker 6: Awesome.

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01:07:54,000 --> 01:07:55,560
Speaker 11: I'll add it to my one from last time that

1440
01:07:55,600 --> 01:07:58,200
Speaker 11: I haven't used yet.

1441
01:07:59,120 --> 01:08:01,000
Speaker 2: Pretty soon you're my admission to Disney.

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01:08:01,120 --> 01:08:02,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, exactly.

1443
01:08:02,600 --> 01:08:04,120
Speaker 11: You guys are gonna sund my Disney trip.

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01:08:04,880 --> 01:08:08,080
Speaker 1: We love to so how many martinis does it take

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01:08:08,120 --> 01:08:10,640
Speaker 1: before you leave the house for work in the morning, Amanda.

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01:08:10,840 --> 01:08:14,400
Speaker 2: Ah, just a couple, Amanda.

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01:08:14,680 --> 01:08:16,640
Speaker 5: Awesome to have you on come back and play against you.

1448
01:08:16,760 --> 01:08:18,360
Speaker 5: We're gonna do Windbroucks Bucks same time

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01:08:18,439 --> 01:08:21,640
Speaker 8: Tomorrow, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.