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Speaker 1: my name is Steve Harvey. This is the Steve Harvey

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Speaker 1: Morning Show. This show would be nothing without the following people,

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Speaker 1: annoying things that grown people do while you're driving. When

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Speaker 1: we are here to do. When we're going cross town

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Speaker 1: M h ah m, Lord, I forgot hello, let me

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Speaker 1: And I say that humbly as recently heard Hussey ladies

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Speaker 1: It's the breathing, it's not the vage. He's so damn aggravating.

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Speaker 1: Brother jabber Joe. Yeah, had he kept his jabbol in

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Speaker 1: Pastor Kirk Franklin and Fred Hammond have a movie coming

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Speaker 1: Not what are we complaining it? Thro? Oh yeah, that's right,

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Speaker 1: See y'all. No, I ain't even got to be the

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Speaker 1: pastoral more. What what about your calling? What about your calling? Pastor?

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Speaker 1: I've been, I've been you just like you get called to,

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Speaker 1: That's like getting the same money as to fight m happen.

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Speaker 1: Steve is here with some depressing places. Steve, uh I

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Speaker 1: I'm watching. You're crazy. Now, You're not gonna do that

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Speaker 1: great move Caleb. He's by a white boy named came

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Speaker 1: right now you're coming out of basketball the white boy

424
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Speaker 1: ever been in the NBA named Kelly. I'll tell you

425
00:33:09,360 --> 00:33:14,120
Speaker 1: another place that's depressing. If you go to a Sandals

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Speaker 1: couple resort by yourself, everybody bowed up, eating you, over

427
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Speaker 1: eating you on your night, everybody woman find I'll tell

428
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Speaker 1: you another depressing place, right church. If you know you're

429
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Speaker 1: going to hell, goodn't. It's a hard place to sit

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Speaker 1: in here, Pastor, fire is stoop about me? Hell? Fire

431
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Speaker 1: in a way you're gonna make it? You going to

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Speaker 1: tell you another to trusting way? Is this about me? Pastor?

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Speaker 1: Here's another depressing place. Tender if you ugly? If you

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Speaker 1: don't tender, and you ugly, it's so many white you

435
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Speaker 1: ain't never you've been on that three weeks. Ain't nobody

436
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Speaker 1: swipe you and kept you yet everybody you swipe don't

437
00:34:35,200 --> 00:34:40,080
Speaker 1: swipe back. That's depressing. That's bad. You don't tender and

438
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Speaker 1: you just ugly? Yeah, Yeah, that's depressing. That's bad. It's depressing.

439
00:34:48,960 --> 00:34:51,080
Speaker 1: When the male man show up, you think he got

440
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Speaker 1: your income? Tact return. Hen you sumo? Damn be you

441
00:34:57,960 --> 00:35:03,439
Speaker 1: think I'm gonna paid ease talk? You ain't seen nothing

442
00:35:03,480 --> 00:35:08,600
Speaker 1: in your bag? Check your bag? Feeling tell the depress

443
00:35:08,800 --> 00:35:13,840
Speaker 1: right now? Depressed? You know something that could be pretty depressed?

444
00:35:14,400 --> 00:35:18,400
Speaker 1: You get that pregnancy test kit from the drug store

445
00:35:19,040 --> 00:35:22,640
Speaker 1: and pee on it and it ain't the color you want. Brother,

446
00:35:23,680 --> 00:35:29,759
Speaker 1: that's pretty depressed. Yeah, that mess up your whole day.

447
00:35:30,120 --> 00:35:32,000
Speaker 1: You go right out there and get another one, don't you?

448
00:35:33,080 --> 00:35:36,120
Speaker 1: You bought three of them? Damnit, I'm paying fun. Don't worry.

449
00:35:37,160 --> 00:35:39,400
Speaker 1: I had them lined up one time about eight on

450
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Speaker 1: the same color. Try it again, Try it now? Try wow?

451
00:35:49,120 --> 00:35:52,239
Speaker 1: See will you really manage to bring the show down? Yeah?

452
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Speaker 1: Just remember, if you've been on tender two weeks, ain't

453
00:35:59,760 --> 00:36:02,880
Speaker 1: no are to swipe you yet. I need to check yourself.

454
00:36:03,400 --> 00:36:08,399
Speaker 1: Take that photo off, put a new one. It's time

455
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Speaker 1: to catfish somebody. At this point you need to get

456
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Speaker 1: into checause you're two weeks on tender. Hain't nobody swipe

457
00:36:19,560 --> 00:36:28,120
Speaker 1: not a one? Yeah, you keep checking? How busted are you? Really?

458
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Speaker 1: This is depressent? Now? I believe you thought of this, Steve.

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Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Now Steve

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Speaker 1: Jay is here. Please introduce him to murder another ladies, gentlemen,

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Speaker 1: Murder the Hits Jay Anthony Brown, What up everybody? This

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Speaker 1: your boy Janson Brown is going down Tuesday night at

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Speaker 1: the j Spond Comedy Club, anyone Westmanchester Avenue, Janity Brown

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Speaker 1: and friends. And now the song right here. I want

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Speaker 1: to thank you for allowing me to introduce the Fat

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Speaker 1: Panther on this show. But what the Fat Panther did

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Speaker 1: not have was theme music. Cannot be a superhero without

468
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Speaker 1: theme music. This is the Fat Panthers theme song. Check

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Speaker 1: it out on that one day and he didn't even

470
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Speaker 1: tall his food of time, but it change his eyes

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Speaker 1: and stomach. The bru blue starting from seats from stealing

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Speaker 1: trees him bring was taken my die. It's lime around

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Speaker 1: the world. Couldn't bring any board and down and he'll

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Speaker 1: do a charge. It's free. That's badther that he'll bring

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Speaker 1: man your food. That's them, that's bather die. That's what

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Speaker 1: he does. That's bad. That then down he'll bring man

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Speaker 1: your food. That's then that then you because that's what

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Speaker 1: he does. That that that Yeah, Jay, we're back in

479
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Speaker 1: the seventies. It for you that I love that. That's

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Speaker 1: superhero thieve song love. That's what do you do? Because

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Speaker 1: that's what he do. Com down. You're listening to the

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Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Yahoo is reporting, guys,

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Speaker 1: a new pole that finds fifty nine percent of couples

484
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Speaker 1: say that they um suspected their partner of cheating. If

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Speaker 1: they suspected them, they would discuss the matter with them

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Speaker 1: rather than jumping to conclusions. I'm going to say that

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Speaker 1: again for the lates. Okay, couples say that if they

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Speaker 1: suspected their partner of cheating, they would discuss the matter

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Speaker 1: with them rather than jumping to conclusions. Okay, let me

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Speaker 1: ask you a questions, Shirley and Colum, let me ask

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Speaker 1: you a question. Just listen to this question. If you

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Speaker 1: suspected your husband of cheating, and it was not on

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Speaker 1: the internet, nobody knew, none of your co workers, it

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Speaker 1: wasnt it wasn't made public. If you suspected your husband

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Speaker 1: of cheating, would you bring it up calmly? Would you

496
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Speaker 1: bring it up with anger? How would you do it?

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Speaker 1: Probably all of the above for me, without the calm

498
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Speaker 1: though you're already nowhere. I'm coming bigger all of that,

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Speaker 1: all of the above me without the calm anger if

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Speaker 1: I expected that not yet? Not well, I mean, if

501
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Speaker 1: you had suspicious, you ain't have no proof you ain't

502
00:41:09,520 --> 00:41:12,880
Speaker 1: you ain't heard nothing, you ain't got no pictures, ain't no,

503
00:41:13,360 --> 00:41:16,040
Speaker 1: ain't on internet, and none of that. But Steve, you

504
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Speaker 1: know we have intuition. You know we have intuition. M

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Speaker 1: disappointing to you, Mr Harvey, I don't know. I'm just

506
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Speaker 1: trying to see what y'all would do. I don't really

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Speaker 1: And and the word discussion I have a problem with.

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00:41:31,960 --> 00:41:34,640
Speaker 1: There will be no discussion. Well are you gonna just

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Speaker 1: find out on your own first? Like little see us?

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Speaker 1: I I may ask you a question. Suppose you discovered

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Speaker 1: that you were one wrong about him and that he

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Speaker 1: wasn't cheating. What happens at that point? Then I'm apologizing

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Speaker 1: and begging to his forgiveness, begging for his forgiveness and

514
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Speaker 1: threatening him he better not do it. You see what

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Speaker 1: happens when I just think you is and threat God

516
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Speaker 1: in the tart? You gotta do that? Yeah, you apologize

517
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Speaker 1: for your wrongdoing, but you know, make it up to him,

518
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Speaker 1: you know all that? Wow, that's amazing any more questions.

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Speaker 1: We're here for it. No, y'all's answers short and truthful

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Speaker 1: and and there's no one. There's no one in between,

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Speaker 1: ain't no. You know that's I don't like talking to y'all.

522
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Speaker 1: Were you expecting something else? I don't know what I expected,

523
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Speaker 1: but that wasn't it. You've obviously been through this before.

524
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Speaker 1: I'll tell you what I found out. Though I'm find out.

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Speaker 1: I ain't find hup to have a discussion. Once they

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Speaker 1: find out, I'll cheat this. It's all. You're ugly sitting

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Speaker 1: up here, got a ric cheat? No you get, but

528
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Speaker 1: don't you know that money changes things? Yeah? How you

529
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Speaker 1: get the nurse that was before? Look at you now

530
00:43:05,280 --> 00:43:08,160
Speaker 1: see Tommy saying dang Junior like you can't believe Junior

531
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Speaker 1: called itself ugly? Tommy, you're ugly. No, I am not.

532
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Speaker 1: I'm not gonna let you bring stop doing that. You

533
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Speaker 1: go listen eighteen. You're not gonna do this. I'm not.

534
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Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell the truth and truth thousand eighteen. Are

535
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Speaker 1: you fine? No, I'm not no fine, and I'm not off.

536
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Speaker 1: But I ain't just been to be ugly though now

537
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Speaker 1: I'm not doing that. Dog, You're not fine, and I'm

538
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Speaker 1: not ugly. But listen to me. If you're not fine

539
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Speaker 1: by a long ship, what you think that is? Why

540
00:43:39,960 --> 00:43:43,360
Speaker 1: didn't do that to him? I don't know why Tommy

541
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Speaker 1: keep thinking he cute, but you're not cute. I didn't

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Speaker 1: say I was cute. I'm just saying I'm not Listen

543
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Speaker 1: to me. Listen to me. You look strang I'm decent.

544
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Speaker 1: I don't look, man, You do not look trying to

545
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Speaker 1: find all Just get a mirror and look at yourself

546
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Speaker 1: from the side. You're strange looking. I'm not strange. Tell

547
00:44:15,840 --> 00:44:18,719
Speaker 1: me you are. You look strange. Everybody, all the men

548
00:44:18,800 --> 00:44:22,719
Speaker 1: in our family, we're strange looking from the side. Look,

549
00:44:22,760 --> 00:44:24,440
Speaker 1: I had a phone with the time and when you accepted,

550
00:44:24,600 --> 00:44:27,239
Speaker 1: Tommy doesn't accept that. He's never going to accept that.

551
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Speaker 1: You guys know that I'm not I'm not doing it.

552
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Speaker 1: Speaking of you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show

553
00:44:39,160 --> 00:44:41,000
Speaker 1: coming up at the top of the hour, right about

554
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Speaker 1: four minutes after I get ready for today's Strawberry letter.

555
00:44:46,160 --> 00:44:50,479
Speaker 1: But up next, Come on, nephew, what you got workers call?

556
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Speaker 1: Just so matter of fact, Worker's car animated workers. I

557
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Speaker 1: never been on it, man, I gotta I got it. Yeah,

558
00:45:01,760 --> 00:45:04,640
Speaker 1: I think I have. I got it once. Yeah, I

559
00:45:04,719 --> 00:45:08,759
Speaker 1: got it. I got workers. You ain't never got a

560
00:45:08,800 --> 00:45:17,239
Speaker 1: call just maternity, Greg Way, how would you know? I

561
00:45:17,320 --> 00:45:21,719
Speaker 1: don't know what. I can't handle down babies. I'm not

562
00:45:21,760 --> 00:45:24,040
Speaker 1: gonna my legs. So I'm just gonna tell you that

563
00:45:24,280 --> 00:45:30,600
Speaker 1: many maternity. Yeah, just pregnant. When your wife is back?

564
00:45:31,600 --> 00:45:33,880
Speaker 1: Can can my baby be five? And I get it.

565
00:45:34,640 --> 00:45:38,240
Speaker 1: If your baby is ill, he ain't ell like physically,

566
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Speaker 1: I just think something wrong with it? So can I

567
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Speaker 1: just well something wrong with it? That? Yeah, I tell

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Speaker 1: you right now. If you his dady, there's a high

569
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Speaker 1: chance you walked right into did it right? Yeah? Hello, Hello,

570
00:45:58,719 --> 00:46:03,440
Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach your instant place. Who's calling? My

571
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Speaker 1: name is uh Ed from the human resources? Oh yeah,

572
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Speaker 1: yeah yeah, definitely what's up? What's up? Well? Ben? One

573
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Speaker 1: of the first of all check on you. We know

574
00:46:13,280 --> 00:46:15,600
Speaker 1: you're got injured here at the job. How are you

575
00:46:15,680 --> 00:46:19,680
Speaker 1: doing so far? Yeah? Man, I'm I'm making it. Man.

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00:46:19,800 --> 00:46:23,640
Speaker 1: You know, everything's cool and uh, you know, I don't

577
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Speaker 1: know how long. The therapy is going pretty good though,

578
00:46:26,760 --> 00:46:31,040
Speaker 1: but I'm not right, I'm okay. Therapy is going pretty well. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's they say, I'm doing all right. The pain level

580
00:46:34,360 --> 00:46:38,760
Speaker 1: about maybe a fix still, but it's getting done it though. Okay, listen,

581
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Speaker 1: have you been getting your your check on time here? Yeah,

582
00:46:42,200 --> 00:46:43,920
Speaker 1: I've been getting a man, and I appreciate it. But

583
00:46:44,080 --> 00:46:47,319
Speaker 1: it really helps, man, because you know, I ain't able

584
00:46:47,360 --> 00:46:49,000
Speaker 1: to work right now. They said it's gonna be a

585
00:46:49,040 --> 00:46:53,160
Speaker 1: little while, so I appreciate that. Y'all the one defending

586
00:46:53,280 --> 00:46:55,480
Speaker 1: the check, yes, sir, yes, sir. We all want to

587
00:46:55,520 --> 00:46:57,040
Speaker 1: getting the checks out and want to make sure that

588
00:46:57,120 --> 00:47:00,640
Speaker 1: that's definitely getting there, so you're yeah, it's it. It's

589
00:47:00,680 --> 00:47:03,200
Speaker 1: all good, man. I appreciate it. I appreciate it. Okay,

590
00:47:03,560 --> 00:47:07,120
Speaker 1: let me we've got a bit of a problem that

591
00:47:07,280 --> 00:47:09,919
Speaker 1: we wanted to check out. Now. You haven't been doing

592
00:47:09,960 --> 00:47:14,319
Speaker 1: any any strainingus? Uh no, no, no, no, I ain't been.

593
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Speaker 1: I ain't. I ain't been working at all, man. I

594
00:47:16,440 --> 00:47:18,640
Speaker 1: just you know, I've just been taking it either. I

595
00:47:18,719 --> 00:47:21,160
Speaker 1: can't do nothing really right now, and they told me

596
00:47:21,239 --> 00:47:22,920
Speaker 1: I could do nothing, all right, And then you do

597
00:47:23,080 --> 00:47:24,640
Speaker 1: know the rules are that you're not supposed to do

598
00:47:24,719 --> 00:47:29,160
Speaker 1: anything to jeopardize your back. Correct, Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm straight.

599
00:47:29,640 --> 00:47:32,040
Speaker 1: I'm straight. I ain't been doing nothing. Man. Okay, well,

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Speaker 1: let me let me say this to you. We do

601
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Speaker 1: have some um surveillance cameras that are showing us that

602
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Speaker 1: you've you've been doing something straining with I ain't even

603
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Speaker 1: been going nowhere. Come about survelance camera. I don't know

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Speaker 1: how they go nowhere. Well, No, the the strainingous work

605
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Speaker 1: that you're doing is actually at home. At home. I'll

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Speaker 1: be inside. I don't I don't do nothing outside. I

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Speaker 1: don't ways, I don't even bother cue man, what you

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Speaker 1: know what you're talking about? Streaming is? Okay? Have you uh, vincent?

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Speaker 1: Have you have you been having have you been having

610
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Speaker 1: sex at home? What's the kind of question? Who is this? Is?

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Speaker 1: This is a supervisor something we're kind of Let me

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Speaker 1: talk to supervill I ain't know your dam. I'm with

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Speaker 1: human resources. I don't know a man. Excuse me, dog,

614
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Speaker 1: But I don't mean disrespect you that because you're paying me,

615
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Speaker 1: you know, looking out for me. I mean you can

616
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Speaker 1: call me and and just say any common like that. Man,

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Speaker 1: have you been having you having sex at home? Save

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Speaker 1: that ain't under your business? Don't have have I been

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Speaker 1: having sex or not? In it? Wait? What kind of mean,

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Speaker 1: let me talk who your supervisor? Man, sir, I'm the

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Speaker 1: supervisor here to here were brought with my attention and

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Speaker 1: we actually have you on surveillance. You've been you've been

623
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Speaker 1: having sex. Now you can don't know? I do know

624
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Speaker 1: that not you know hambers in my house? I know

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Speaker 1: that much. And who author vies like that? Anyhow survellance

626
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Speaker 1: to me. You're not supposed to be having sex. You're

627
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Speaker 1: is hurting, okay, you you have, man, you've been you've

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Speaker 1: been not having no damn camera and my what you

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00:49:06,960 --> 00:49:09,919
Speaker 1: thought about? Uh, you've been survadus for me and having

630
00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:14,040
Speaker 1: say that's a damn lie, sir. What's your name? What? What?

631
00:49:14,200 --> 00:49:20,319
Speaker 1: What's your name? Man? Sir? And who ad because I'm look,

632
00:49:20,520 --> 00:49:22,560
Speaker 1: I'm trying to be nice. You're pissing me off A

633
00:49:24,680 --> 00:49:28,160
Speaker 1: and her sir, sir, here it is and find out.

634
00:49:28,239 --> 00:49:30,600
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm giving you a warning. No, but I

635
00:49:30,640 --> 00:49:32,960
Speaker 1: don't need I'm giving me your warning. You let me

636
00:49:33,040 --> 00:49:35,040
Speaker 1: find a damn camera my house telling me I can't

637
00:49:35,080 --> 00:49:37,600
Speaker 1: hand no sex and all that I have spects if

638
00:49:37,640 --> 00:49:39,960
Speaker 1: you're that is straining with work and you're putting it

639
00:49:40,040 --> 00:49:42,759
Speaker 1: on your back and we're paying you. We're paying you

640
00:49:42,840 --> 00:49:44,520
Speaker 1: to think about what you're calling me and what you

641
00:49:44,600 --> 00:49:47,040
Speaker 1: ain't paying me. You're gonna call my damn fault, tell

642
00:49:47,120 --> 00:49:50,280
Speaker 1: me talking about you got some nameans camera and my house.

643
00:49:50,480 --> 00:49:54,960
Speaker 1: That's okay. Well, let's sir, sir bevincent, let me say

644
00:49:55,040 --> 00:49:57,640
Speaker 1: this to you. Don't what you don't need. You don't

645
00:49:57,680 --> 00:50:00,239
Speaker 1: need to say nothing to me, but but you're ass

646
00:50:00,360 --> 00:50:04,520
Speaker 1: names and then you're supervisor name. That was okay, and

647
00:50:04,560 --> 00:50:06,560
Speaker 1: you don't need to worry who the supervisor is. You

648
00:50:06,640 --> 00:50:08,480
Speaker 1: need to make sure that there's no more sex going

649
00:50:08,560 --> 00:50:11,600
Speaker 1: on until your back is healed. Look, you don't have

650
00:50:11,880 --> 00:50:15,360
Speaker 1: to cut you and hang up on your man. I

651
00:50:15,400 --> 00:50:17,480
Speaker 1: don't have time for this, man, y'all because y'all tell

652
00:50:17,520 --> 00:50:20,120
Speaker 1: what y'all do, because y'all doing some people. Y'all think

653
00:50:20,200 --> 00:50:22,960
Speaker 1: y'all can do, illegal can talk to people crazy man,

654
00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:26,000
Speaker 1: when y'all coping them. I don't appreciate that at all. Man,

655
00:50:26,280 --> 00:50:29,000
Speaker 1: this is I don't know who y'all think you'll ears

656
00:50:29,000 --> 00:50:31,040
Speaker 1: down there. Y'all just do something for them. I think

657
00:50:31,120 --> 00:50:35,000
Speaker 1: y'all can just call them and say anything. Man. I

658
00:50:35,080 --> 00:50:37,400
Speaker 1: don't like that, and I ain't trying to be disrespectful,

659
00:50:37,520 --> 00:50:40,279
Speaker 1: but you've got me heated right now. Man, it's better

660
00:50:40,360 --> 00:50:43,920
Speaker 1: not no cameras in my house? Did you understand that

661
00:50:44,200 --> 00:50:46,560
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you once and one time only, no

662
00:50:46,719 --> 00:50:51,239
Speaker 1: more sex what you put your talking about? I'm sorry, man,

663
00:50:51,480 --> 00:50:53,440
Speaker 1: because I'll tell you one day. Thing you think you're

664
00:50:53,440 --> 00:50:56,080
Speaker 1: giving up some money? Now I'm gonna sue y'all. I

665
00:50:56,360 --> 00:50:59,799
Speaker 1: catch the camera up my house. You ain't gonna how

666
00:50:59,840 --> 00:51:03,520
Speaker 1: to never paid? Uh pay me no more. You're gonna

667
00:51:03,520 --> 00:51:05,799
Speaker 1: pay me one big check that I'm shooting out of y'all.

668
00:51:06,040 --> 00:51:09,040
Speaker 1: And now you understand that I understand I need I

669
00:51:09,120 --> 00:51:11,160
Speaker 1: need you to understand one more thing. Are you listening

670
00:51:11,200 --> 00:51:13,920
Speaker 1: to me? Man? You go ahead, man, I'm y'all got

671
00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:17,239
Speaker 1: me easy man. And then after this, don't even call me.

672
00:51:17,320 --> 00:51:20,600
Speaker 1: No more calling you this ridiculous? Okay? Are you familiar

673
00:51:20,640 --> 00:51:23,680
Speaker 1: with letter Man? Familiar with what? Literally? Do you know?

674
00:51:23,880 --> 00:51:29,040
Speaker 1: Literally you're coworking letter? Yeah? What about him? Literally? Got

675
00:51:29,120 --> 00:51:31,600
Speaker 1: me the prank phone? Call you? This is nephew Tommy

676
00:51:31,719 --> 00:51:34,239
Speaker 1: from the Steve Off and more this show, Philson. But

677
00:51:34,840 --> 00:51:38,800
Speaker 1: you've been man, get out of here. Man, y'are about

678
00:51:38,840 --> 00:51:41,640
Speaker 1: to have me the true lord talk about my check

679
00:51:41,719 --> 00:51:47,680
Speaker 1: and man, man, what's up? Man? This is y'all have

680
00:51:47,840 --> 00:51:50,640
Speaker 1: me going out? Man, y'all have me heed it. But

681
00:51:50,719 --> 00:51:53,200
Speaker 1: I'm well, I'm gonna kicking. It's not to be calling

682
00:51:53,200 --> 00:51:57,080
Speaker 1: that he on the phone. No, he ain't on the phone. Man,

683
00:51:57,600 --> 00:52:00,719
Speaker 1: I'm sweating like a so I'm still I'm still getting

684
00:52:00,719 --> 00:52:02,520
Speaker 1: my damn checked. That. That's what that bean, y'all ha

685
00:52:02,680 --> 00:52:07,080
Speaker 1: be heated? Boy, I thought, what's t man? Nice and

686
00:52:07,160 --> 00:52:10,799
Speaker 1: here from y'all. Man don't got me though, Man, y'all

687
00:52:10,880 --> 00:52:13,520
Speaker 1: got me. I got one more question, man, what is

688
00:52:13,560 --> 00:52:16,840
Speaker 1: the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in

689
00:52:16,960 --> 00:52:19,920
Speaker 1: the land, of course, no doubt. Man, if the Steve

690
00:52:20,120 --> 00:52:24,360
Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show always will be especially y'all got me

691
00:52:24,480 --> 00:52:30,919
Speaker 1: like this here, I'll make y'all proud on No, proud

692
00:52:31,040 --> 00:52:34,600
Speaker 1: is not the opportive term here. Stupid. Proud is what

693
00:52:34,719 --> 00:52:39,239
Speaker 1: I'm saying. Sure, proud of your stupid that's that's not

694
00:52:39,400 --> 00:52:44,680
Speaker 1: a term what you just want to high five you're

695
00:52:44,680 --> 00:52:49,920
Speaker 1: the king? Yeah, I need some accolaid, some ground that

696
00:52:50,160 --> 00:52:53,440
Speaker 1: because proud of your Yeah, that was a great job.

697
00:52:53,520 --> 00:52:55,160
Speaker 1: You played too much. We tell you that every day.

698
00:52:55,600 --> 00:53:00,080
Speaker 1: And that's the name of my movie you played. No,

699
00:53:00,239 --> 00:53:01,799
Speaker 1: that's been the name of it. You didn't come up

700
00:53:01,840 --> 00:53:06,440
Speaker 1: with it. Yes, you're here from my turn, the one

701
00:53:06,520 --> 00:53:13,040
Speaker 1: that Steve's gonna finance. Man? Why yourself in the foot

702
00:53:13,160 --> 00:53:17,440
Speaker 1: I don't even about you? Asked him, nephew, how much

703
00:53:17,440 --> 00:53:20,360
Speaker 1: you looking to raise it? To his manager? Your manage?

704
00:53:21,200 --> 00:53:25,719
Speaker 1: Ain't No? He never mentioned this could be? What else?

705
00:53:25,840 --> 00:53:29,800
Speaker 1: Isn't you how much you try to raise for your movie?

706
00:53:31,719 --> 00:53:38,879
Speaker 1: Three point five million? Why you said this? Must see?

707
00:53:38,920 --> 00:53:45,080
Speaker 1: What kind of movie that we gotta go? We'll be back.

708
00:53:45,160 --> 00:53:48,960
Speaker 1: Strawberry letter coming up. You're listening to the Steve Harvey

709
00:53:49,040 --> 00:53:52,439
Speaker 1: Morning Show. All right, it's time for today's Strawberry Letter.

710
00:53:52,600 --> 00:53:55,360
Speaker 1: And if you're in a situation and you need some advice,

711
00:53:55,480 --> 00:53:58,880
Speaker 1: please please submit your Strawberry letter to Steve Harvey f

712
00:53:59,200 --> 00:54:01,640
Speaker 1: M dot com. Steve and I could read your letter

713
00:54:01,760 --> 00:54:04,440
Speaker 1: on the air. Who knows just like this one? Uh?

714
00:54:04,800 --> 00:54:07,320
Speaker 1: The subject today is whose is it? Come on, Tommy,

715
00:54:07,920 --> 00:54:10,080
Speaker 1: buckle up and hold on tight. We got it for

716
00:54:10,239 --> 00:54:12,280
Speaker 1: you to straw letter. I don't know. For some reason

717
00:54:12,320 --> 00:54:16,000
Speaker 1: I love this subject? Whose is it? Uh? Dear Stephen Shirley.

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00:54:16,360 --> 00:54:20,399
Speaker 1: This past Valentine's Day started out as the most amazing

719
00:54:20,560 --> 00:54:23,520
Speaker 1: day with the man of my dreams. We planned to

720
00:54:23,560 --> 00:54:26,360
Speaker 1: go out to dinner, so after work I went to

721
00:54:26,480 --> 00:54:29,719
Speaker 1: his condo and waited for him to get home. The

722
00:54:29,960 --> 00:54:33,719
Speaker 1: moment he walked through the door, we got busy quick

723
00:54:33,880 --> 00:54:38,120
Speaker 1: and wild style. Afterwards, we pulled ourselves together and went

724
00:54:38,160 --> 00:54:41,560
Speaker 1: out to dinner. He gave me the bottle of perfume

725
00:54:41,680 --> 00:54:44,800
Speaker 1: that I always wanted, so the night was going great.

726
00:54:45,320 --> 00:54:48,520
Speaker 1: After dinner, we went back to his condo and had

727
00:54:48,640 --> 00:54:52,320
Speaker 1: some drinks, listen to some music, and ended up getting

728
00:54:52,440 --> 00:54:57,120
Speaker 1: intimate again. The love making was so intense and passionate

729
00:54:57,280 --> 00:55:02,160
Speaker 1: this time until he properly jumped up and yelled, what

730
00:55:02,400 --> 00:55:05,360
Speaker 1: did you say? It took me a couple of seconds

731
00:55:05,880 --> 00:55:11,240
Speaker 1: and then I realized, Oh, my goodness, I just whispered

732
00:55:11,360 --> 00:55:16,800
Speaker 1: my ex's name. How did this happen? I've been divorced

733
00:55:16,880 --> 00:55:20,840
Speaker 1: for ten years and I have no contact whatsoever with

734
00:55:21,040 --> 00:55:24,760
Speaker 1: my ex. My man looked at me with this hurt, angry,

735
00:55:24,880 --> 00:55:29,560
Speaker 1: disgusted look and left the bedroom. This is the second

736
00:55:29,719 --> 00:55:33,000
Speaker 1: time it's happened. I did the same thing a few

737
00:55:33,120 --> 00:55:36,600
Speaker 1: years ago. He eventually forgave me the first time and

738
00:55:36,760 --> 00:55:39,879
Speaker 1: we got back on track. But this time I don't

739
00:55:39,920 --> 00:55:43,000
Speaker 1: think it's going to be that's going to happen. I've

740
00:55:43,000 --> 00:55:46,920
Speaker 1: apologized over and over, but we've only spoken twice since then.

741
00:55:47,480 --> 00:55:52,040
Speaker 1: I'm so mad at myself. I'm heartbroken and confused. What

742
00:55:52,360 --> 00:55:55,200
Speaker 1: is wrong with me? Do you think he will forgive

743
00:55:55,280 --> 00:55:58,239
Speaker 1: me again? Or is it best to just leave it

744
00:55:58,280 --> 00:56:01,799
Speaker 1: alone and walk away? By the way, we're in our

745
00:56:01,840 --> 00:56:04,840
Speaker 1: mid fifties, both divorced, and we've been together for the

746
00:56:04,920 --> 00:56:09,959
Speaker 1: past seven years. I don't want to lose him. Please help. Wow,

747
00:56:11,120 --> 00:56:14,520
Speaker 1: what a way to mess up for a really good evening. Girl?

748
00:56:14,880 --> 00:56:22,000
Speaker 1: What were you thinking? Uh? I mean, I can, I

749
00:56:22,080 --> 00:56:28,520
Speaker 1: can earn breathe. You guys had a great night. You

750
00:56:28,600 --> 00:56:30,680
Speaker 1: say this is a man of your dreams. You guys

751
00:56:30,719 --> 00:56:34,200
Speaker 1: have been together for seven years, you've been divorced for ten.

752
00:56:35,400 --> 00:56:37,200
Speaker 1: Where did this come from? I mean, did you have

753
00:56:37,360 --> 00:56:40,759
Speaker 1: too much to drink? Were you drunk? You know? Maybe

754
00:56:40,800 --> 00:56:42,920
Speaker 1: you can blame it on that, but yeah, this is

755
00:56:43,440 --> 00:56:45,800
Speaker 1: this is kind of crazy. And you you heard his ego,

756
00:56:46,160 --> 00:56:49,240
Speaker 1: you know, not just one time. This is the second

757
00:56:49,320 --> 00:56:51,360
Speaker 1: time you've done that. How do you think he's supposed

758
00:56:51,360 --> 00:56:55,160
Speaker 1: to feel? Uh? It makes him think, I guess from

759
00:56:55,200 --> 00:56:57,520
Speaker 1: a man's point of view that you're thinking during the

760
00:56:57,600 --> 00:57:00,279
Speaker 1: most intimate time, not about him but about your X,

761
00:57:00,440 --> 00:57:03,120
Speaker 1: and that's not cool. I don't know how you did that.

762
00:57:03,880 --> 00:57:07,399
Speaker 1: You slipped up really badly. He forgave you the second time,

763
00:57:09,040 --> 00:57:11,640
Speaker 1: the first time, I mean, eventually, I don't know if

764
00:57:11,680 --> 00:57:13,759
Speaker 1: he's gonna forgive you this time. I don't know. It

765
00:57:13,880 --> 00:57:16,040
Speaker 1: depends on you, know, how you make it up to him,

766
00:57:16,040 --> 00:57:17,520
Speaker 1: if he allows you to make it up to him.

767
00:57:17,520 --> 00:57:20,000
Speaker 1: I don't think that you should just leave and walk

768
00:57:20,040 --> 00:57:23,640
Speaker 1: away without you know, doing everything you can. But you're

769
00:57:23,680 --> 00:57:26,560
Speaker 1: in your mid fifties, you're both divorced. I mean, it

770
00:57:26,680 --> 00:57:28,400
Speaker 1: sounds like you have a good thing going. You just

771
00:57:28,520 --> 00:57:31,080
Speaker 1: messed it up. You're just gonna have to I don't know, really,

772
00:57:31,960 --> 00:57:34,120
Speaker 1: you know, plead and appeal your case to him. Maybe

773
00:57:34,160 --> 00:57:39,000
Speaker 1: he'll forgive you a second time. I don't know, Steve, Well,

774
00:57:39,120 --> 00:57:42,240
Speaker 1: I don't need to how much time I got. You've

775
00:57:42,240 --> 00:57:44,720
Speaker 1: got plenty of time ahead because I could do this

776
00:57:45,760 --> 00:57:48,120
Speaker 1: three minutes. I can get all this seen in one time.

777
00:57:48,800 --> 00:57:52,200
Speaker 1: Come on, let's just let me explain something to What

778
00:57:52,480 --> 00:57:56,160
Speaker 1: happened has happened to a lot of men before. But

779
00:57:56,400 --> 00:58:00,680
Speaker 1: the title of the letter is whose is it? So

780
00:58:01,000 --> 00:58:05,960
Speaker 1: obviously he asked the question in the middle of the session,

781
00:58:07,160 --> 00:58:16,480
Speaker 1: whose m is it? And he said because he knew

782
00:58:16,560 --> 00:58:19,360
Speaker 1: he would put me in work a time he had

783
00:58:19,560 --> 00:58:25,200
Speaker 1: had this thing. Oh moaned this round to y'all back.

784
00:58:25,560 --> 00:58:29,120
Speaker 1: You walk in the door, is passionate all hell and

785
00:58:29,240 --> 00:58:35,680
Speaker 1: broke blues. Then bat your buttons off. That's when you

786
00:58:35,800 --> 00:58:45,840
Speaker 1: know the pub buttons. He couldn't just ripple out. I'm

787
00:58:45,880 --> 00:58:48,560
Speaker 1: gonna need two times to do this because I forgot.

788
00:58:48,800 --> 00:58:51,480
Speaker 1: I got to set up. What the hell happened? Y'all

789
00:58:51,600 --> 00:58:55,920
Speaker 1: came in the room, dad at each other. The anticipation

790
00:58:56,160 --> 00:59:01,120
Speaker 1: was incredible. He gave your per fume that you always wanted.

791
00:59:01,920 --> 00:59:05,360
Speaker 1: Y'all walked through the door. Y'all got busy, she says

792
00:59:05,440 --> 00:59:09,880
Speaker 1: in her life, quick and wild style. Lord, you know

793
00:59:10,000 --> 00:59:17,320
Speaker 1: what wild style? This all? This? When you break spindles

794
00:59:17,400 --> 00:59:22,680
Speaker 1: off in the banister, that's where you can't explain how

795
00:59:22,760 --> 00:59:27,720
Speaker 1: the hell has the refrigerator handle in your hands? This?

796
00:59:27,920 --> 00:59:34,000
Speaker 1: How wild? Yeah? Block that hold the mallet and butcher knife.

797
00:59:34,160 --> 00:59:39,720
Speaker 1: It broke. You can't even find that other kitchen chill.

798
00:59:40,840 --> 00:59:43,360
Speaker 1: You don't even know where the hell why is the

799
00:59:43,520 --> 00:59:48,400
Speaker 1: kitchen chill outside? He just got three now, yeah, and

800
00:59:48,640 --> 00:59:53,360
Speaker 1: who told the hot water handle off the speed? That's

801
00:59:53,440 --> 01:00:05,560
Speaker 1: pretty wild. Dapping all the cushions on the couch is come.

802
01:00:05,680 --> 01:00:09,880
Speaker 1: You can't explain none of this. And it's a crack

803
01:00:10,280 --> 01:00:13,200
Speaker 1: in the flash screen TV. That's how wild it did

804
01:00:13,320 --> 01:00:25,080
Speaker 1: got at the fireplace. Don't work no more. He just

805
01:00:25,480 --> 01:00:32,000
Speaker 1: popped off. This is quick and wild. Stop when you're

806
01:00:32,040 --> 01:00:35,760
Speaker 1: in there, you can't explain nothing. People coming on. What

807
01:00:36,040 --> 01:00:40,720
Speaker 1: is all these knee prints in this cart? Girl? Is

808
01:00:40,760 --> 01:00:48,880
Speaker 1: your knees bleeding? He got a zipper print on his cheek.

809
01:00:51,760 --> 01:00:54,720
Speaker 1: That's how wild it got him. Been there now, when

810
01:00:54,760 --> 01:00:59,560
Speaker 1: I come back, I'm explain to you. Right in the

811
01:00:59,640 --> 01:01:03,240
Speaker 1: middle of this wild style, while he was performing at

812
01:01:03,320 --> 01:01:08,600
Speaker 1: his high level ever before, he asked the proverbial question

813
01:01:09,560 --> 01:01:13,720
Speaker 1: whose is it? There's a word missing in there, but

814
01:01:13,880 --> 01:01:18,120
Speaker 1: we all know what he meant. You said, whose is it?

815
01:01:19,760 --> 01:01:22,520
Speaker 1: When I come back, we will go down the list

816
01:01:22,600 --> 01:01:25,959
Speaker 1: of things you could have said, and then a list

817
01:01:26,040 --> 01:01:30,760
Speaker 1: of things that you probably said right after this all

818
01:01:30,920 --> 01:01:34,680
Speaker 1: hell breaks me? All right, We'll have part two of

819
01:01:34,760 --> 01:01:37,600
Speaker 1: Steve's response coming up in twenty three after the hour

820
01:01:38,120 --> 01:01:42,480
Speaker 1: you're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show all right, Steve,

821
01:01:42,560 --> 01:01:45,320
Speaker 1: come on, let's get to part two of your response

822
01:01:45,400 --> 01:01:51,120
Speaker 1: to today's Strawberry letter subject whose is it? You had

823
01:01:51,160 --> 01:01:57,760
Speaker 1: some lists? Yeah, Tommy, you sir. Now for the first time,

824
01:01:57,880 --> 01:02:02,400
Speaker 1: I'm gonna play the role of her. I'm the Dummy's

825
01:02:02,440 --> 01:02:10,040
Speaker 1: not gonna be okay. I want you to do Tommy.

826
01:02:10,440 --> 01:02:15,919
Speaker 1: It's say whose is it? Then? This first list. It's

827
01:02:15,920 --> 01:02:18,280
Speaker 1: because she said something wrong, because in the letter she

828
01:02:18,400 --> 01:02:21,600
Speaker 1: said the Tyler letters, whose is it? In the middle

829
01:02:21,640 --> 01:02:24,080
Speaker 1: of the letters, she said, he jumped up and said,

830
01:02:24,400 --> 01:02:29,520
Speaker 1: what did you say? So now after he jumped up

831
01:02:29,560 --> 01:02:32,880
Speaker 1: and said to avoid the what did you say, let

832
01:02:32,960 --> 01:02:36,160
Speaker 1: me give you, ladies a list of things that you

833
01:02:36,320 --> 01:02:44,680
Speaker 1: can say if you're unsure of whose it is? M So, Tommy,

834
01:02:44,760 --> 01:02:54,880
Speaker 1: go ahead, whose is it? Oh? Shay, see that's easy.

835
01:02:56,760 --> 01:03:03,959
Speaker 1: Like a bear, that's all right. He sounded like a bear.

836
01:03:05,480 --> 01:03:15,480
Speaker 1: Who's this? Who is you? Daddy? You're you're not a

837
01:03:15,560 --> 01:03:18,919
Speaker 1: good girl. I gotta be I'm just trying to save

838
01:03:19,040 --> 01:03:26,720
Speaker 1: your man. Who's this it? Big down? Any of these

839
01:03:26,760 --> 01:03:35,160
Speaker 1: would have worked. Who's this it is? Y'all? Look at me?

840
01:03:35,560 --> 01:03:46,360
Speaker 1: Who's this? Who you think? Who's is it? You better

841
01:03:46,480 --> 01:03:52,600
Speaker 1: know it? All of those would have worked one more, Thomas,

842
01:03:54,360 --> 01:04:07,480
Speaker 1: who's this it? What? Those are a list of things

843
01:04:07,600 --> 01:04:11,080
Speaker 1: that you can use to keep yourself out of trouble

844
01:04:11,160 --> 01:04:17,080
Speaker 1: that would keep a man engage, working hard, giving his all. Now,

845
01:04:17,280 --> 01:04:21,880
Speaker 1: here's what you can't say when he asked you, now,

846
01:04:22,040 --> 01:04:32,840
Speaker 1: his name is Nathaniel? Name is my Name's Nathan's quick name?

847
01:04:33,800 --> 01:04:41,520
Speaker 1: I forgot that that wants on driving? Like? So, come on, Tommy,

848
01:04:44,680 --> 01:04:52,280
Speaker 1: whose is it? Who? Harold? What? What? What? I don't

849
01:04:52,360 --> 01:05:01,040
Speaker 1: know that? Maybe what I say? Listening? You have to

850
01:05:01,080 --> 01:05:08,120
Speaker 1: be coming, hair, I said, Nathan, No, no, no, you

851
01:05:08,280 --> 01:05:12,800
Speaker 1: said here Nathaniel? Why would I come? Okay? Go again?

852
01:05:12,920 --> 01:05:19,120
Speaker 1: Let's go? Come on baby? Okay? Whose is it? Oh?

853
01:05:26,920 --> 01:05:35,240
Speaker 1: What what you're doing? What's your name? Did you say?

854
01:05:38,960 --> 01:05:45,560
Speaker 1: Go ahead and talk? All right? Baby? Whose is it? Okay? Okay, okay,

855
01:05:45,680 --> 01:05:56,680
Speaker 1: let me tell you Tommy, you gotta go from What

856
01:05:56,800 --> 01:06:00,200
Speaker 1: did you say you got to keep doing that? What

857
01:06:01,120 --> 01:06:06,880
Speaker 1: did you just say? What did you say? Do it again?

858
01:06:07,600 --> 01:06:15,800
Speaker 1: Go ahead? Whose is it? Baby? I don't know what

859
01:06:15,960 --> 01:06:24,240
Speaker 1: did you say? You're doing? Good? Joke? You don't know?

860
01:06:30,440 --> 01:06:35,480
Speaker 1: Come on, baby? Whose is it? Baby? Maybe? I said?

861
01:06:35,480 --> 01:06:42,120
Speaker 1: Who's is it? Confined? Why are you asking me what

862
01:06:45,080 --> 01:06:48,040
Speaker 1: what you're talking about? I asked you, whose is it?

863
01:06:48,560 --> 01:07:01,880
Speaker 1: Last one? Baby? Baby? Who's is it? What did you say?

864
01:07:03,200 --> 01:07:11,320
Speaker 1: What did you last? One? Time? Talk to me baby?

865
01:07:11,880 --> 01:07:20,920
Speaker 1: Talk to me baby? Whose is it? Baby? Whose is it? What?

866
01:07:21,120 --> 01:07:26,680
Speaker 1: Your name is? My name name? Thank you my name?

867
01:07:26,760 --> 01:07:48,959
Speaker 1: Nathank you know that's what do you mean? Fill it in? Yeah?

868
01:07:50,120 --> 01:08:00,200
Speaker 1: Classic Steven oh Man, who was your face one? Thank

869
01:08:00,240 --> 01:08:18,400
Speaker 1: you for word? Sorry, ah, he was really into it.

870
01:08:18,960 --> 01:08:24,599
Speaker 1: I forgot a part I didn't. Yeah, reading hard, it's

871
01:08:24,720 --> 01:08:30,360
Speaker 1: just a reenactment. He got that part down. Yeah, Stack,

872
01:08:33,680 --> 01:08:36,920
Speaker 1: we don't know you like that? All right, listen, we

873
01:08:37,000 --> 01:08:38,880
Speaker 1: gotta get out of here. Guys, you can email us

874
01:08:38,920 --> 01:08:42,760
Speaker 1: your Instagram. That's your thought on today's Strawberry letter. At

875
01:08:42,800 --> 01:08:47,840
Speaker 1: my Girls, Shirley, you're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. Steve.

876
01:08:48,000 --> 01:08:50,519
Speaker 1: You know, we just came up with some questions. You

877
01:08:50,680 --> 01:08:53,240
Speaker 1: know how you love asked Steve, and we love asking

878
01:08:53,280 --> 01:08:56,880
Speaker 1: you questions. Just ain't CEO or nothing, just regularly, just

879
01:08:57,080 --> 01:09:01,840
Speaker 1: some random questions. Yeah, all right, Uh well you could

880
01:09:01,960 --> 01:09:04,240
Speaker 1: just take this one and run with it. Actually, this

881
01:09:04,479 --> 01:09:07,479
Speaker 1: is an acid we're going to ask Steve. You know

882
01:09:07,560 --> 01:09:11,240
Speaker 1: how you love this ask There should be a level

883
01:09:11,280 --> 01:09:16,439
Speaker 1: of appreciation from the upper management for the job you

884
01:09:16,560 --> 01:09:20,360
Speaker 1: all have done. But I'm looking around the room and

885
01:09:20,439 --> 01:09:23,679
Speaker 1: I don't really see nothing that special going on. One person.

886
01:09:23,840 --> 01:09:26,320
Speaker 1: I don't really see nothing that special going on. So

887
01:09:26,560 --> 01:09:28,800
Speaker 1: you know, I mean, you're in here because there's a check.

888
01:09:29,400 --> 01:09:31,639
Speaker 1: The moment I cut these checks, I would expect none

889
01:09:31,640 --> 01:09:33,719
Speaker 1: of you to come back the next day. I would

890
01:09:33,800 --> 01:09:38,840
Speaker 1: come for free, and all those at we're also now

891
01:09:39,320 --> 01:09:42,200
Speaker 1: now that we've got that out there where, I have

892
01:09:42,680 --> 01:09:46,240
Speaker 1: come to the conclusion that your loyalty is attached to

893
01:09:46,520 --> 01:09:53,200
Speaker 1: a check. Therefore, my desires for perfection from you should

894
01:09:53,240 --> 01:09:58,400
Speaker 1: be reflective of that check. So now as you all

895
01:09:58,520 --> 01:10:01,720
Speaker 1: ask your questions today, I will also give you not

896
01:10:01,920 --> 01:10:05,160
Speaker 1: only the answer, but the rebuttal to that. So y'all

897
01:10:05,200 --> 01:10:08,439
Speaker 1: can't begin any time you like. All meeting is open

898
01:10:08,680 --> 01:10:13,040
Speaker 1: in a journey, all right, Steve, if you had let's see,

899
01:10:13,080 --> 01:10:17,360
Speaker 1: if you made your goal one billion dollars, would you

900
01:10:17,439 --> 01:10:22,120
Speaker 1: break us off and how much? Yeah? If I made

901
01:10:22,160 --> 01:10:27,000
Speaker 1: a billion dollars and I I left the radio show early, yeah,

902
01:10:27,040 --> 01:10:29,400
Speaker 1: I will give you all something. What would that be?

903
01:10:29,720 --> 01:10:34,280
Speaker 1: I probably everybody get a million? Wow? How can we

904
01:10:34,760 --> 01:10:36,760
Speaker 1: how can we look at your books to know that

905
01:10:36,920 --> 01:10:42,400
Speaker 1: you need to know I don't know it. I need

906
01:10:42,479 --> 01:10:44,599
Speaker 1: to know that you when you close to that being,

907
01:10:45,360 --> 01:10:47,519
Speaker 1: because what I don't want is for you to get

908
01:10:47,600 --> 01:10:52,639
Speaker 1: there and we don't know you for years and then

909
01:10:52,720 --> 01:10:57,599
Speaker 1: he keeps it up. We can't we can't find him.

910
01:10:57,960 --> 01:11:00,439
Speaker 1: If I got a billion, I'm not getting up morning

911
01:11:00,520 --> 01:11:03,080
Speaker 1: do the radio. So he here, so you know, I'm

912
01:11:03,160 --> 01:11:07,600
Speaker 1: now clue clue number one, number one, and now you

913
01:11:07,720 --> 01:11:10,400
Speaker 1: can't look at my book. And when you get like

914
01:11:10,640 --> 01:11:14,599
Speaker 1: a hundred thousands from that billion, I'll let your boar

915
01:11:15,040 --> 01:11:18,479
Speaker 1: so I can make that deposit over in there and

916
01:11:18,640 --> 01:11:20,639
Speaker 1: you will be there because I know the mill you're

917
01:11:20,680 --> 01:11:23,840
Speaker 1: coming back. You see what I'm saying. Million. Yeah, I'm

918
01:11:23,880 --> 01:11:29,400
Speaker 1: gonna get you in there. Oh mine once the strip

919
01:11:29,479 --> 01:11:39,960
Speaker 1: ction know that. Okay, next court for sure? All right, okay,

920
01:11:40,080 --> 01:11:43,040
Speaker 1: and you got a question, go ahead. What do you

921
01:11:43,160 --> 01:11:46,679
Speaker 1: think you were good at but you are actually quite

922
01:11:47,360 --> 01:11:51,599
Speaker 1: bad at it? M M. That's what do I think

923
01:11:51,680 --> 01:11:55,960
Speaker 1: I was good at? But I'm actually quite bad at golf?

924
01:12:00,680 --> 01:12:03,040
Speaker 1: I hit a shot one time I thought I was somebody.

925
01:12:04,120 --> 01:12:09,599
Speaker 1: Right after that I found out I would Golf has

926
01:12:09,720 --> 01:12:15,880
Speaker 1: been a challenge for me. Oh I was I was

927
01:12:16,000 --> 01:12:18,760
Speaker 1: headed to be a pretty good piano player. At one

928
01:12:18,840 --> 01:12:25,479
Speaker 1: point I could have been Oh yeah, but I could

929
01:12:25,520 --> 01:12:28,839
Speaker 1: have been really good at the piano, and then poverty struck.

930
01:12:30,479 --> 01:12:34,200
Speaker 1: There were no money for lessons. We didn't have money

931
01:12:34,280 --> 01:12:37,920
Speaker 1: for a lesson on piano. So that's this question. What

932
01:12:38,080 --> 01:12:40,479
Speaker 1: did you do that? Did you do with other people

933
01:12:40,520 --> 01:12:42,840
Speaker 1: that are better than you? Would that be golf? What

934
01:12:44,120 --> 01:12:46,040
Speaker 1: what is it you play the other people are better

935
01:12:46,120 --> 01:12:48,519
Speaker 1: than you, but you're playing anyway? Would that be golf? Yeah?

936
01:12:48,560 --> 01:12:51,360
Speaker 1: I mean, like I played with the same foursome all

937
01:12:51,400 --> 01:12:53,439
Speaker 1: the time and because we have such a great time.

938
01:12:54,240 --> 01:12:57,240
Speaker 1: Uh my boy, Blue Dry that golf all way down

939
01:12:57,320 --> 01:12:59,080
Speaker 1: that fair way. Man, if I could hit that, if

940
01:12:59,120 --> 01:13:01,280
Speaker 1: I could hit my Dry, but like him, they couldn't

941
01:13:01,320 --> 01:13:04,320
Speaker 1: touch me. But I put better and putting chip better

942
01:13:04,320 --> 01:13:06,519
Speaker 1: in all of it because I ain't never on greens

943
01:13:06,560 --> 01:13:10,479
Speaker 1: and regulations. So I got to get pretty good at

944
01:13:10,520 --> 01:13:17,240
Speaker 1: that a lot of practice. Here's the next question, Steve.

945
01:13:17,560 --> 01:13:20,320
Speaker 1: If you lost all of your money, if you just

946
01:13:20,479 --> 01:13:23,600
Speaker 1: woke up tomorrow morning and you were broke again, or

947
01:13:23,680 --> 01:13:27,439
Speaker 1: your bank account was wiped out all of that, could

948
01:13:27,520 --> 01:13:32,920
Speaker 1: you do you think you could rebuild? And how quickly. Definitely,

949
01:13:32,960 --> 01:13:35,080
Speaker 1: I will. I may not be able to get back

950
01:13:35,160 --> 01:13:39,439
Speaker 1: to where I am right now, but I could rebuild

951
01:13:39,479 --> 01:13:41,960
Speaker 1: my income. I could become a millionaire in a in

952
01:13:42,040 --> 01:13:46,559
Speaker 1: a year because it's a state of mind, right. Yeah,

953
01:13:46,600 --> 01:13:51,559
Speaker 1: I could become a millionaire within a year, easily, easily

954
01:13:52,560 --> 01:13:55,120
Speaker 1: because I understand what it takes. I know the principles,

955
01:13:55,560 --> 01:13:58,200
Speaker 1: and I know what I'm willing to do. I know

956
01:13:58,280 --> 01:14:01,280
Speaker 1: what I'm willing to do. So wouldn't wouldn't year, I'd

957
01:14:01,280 --> 01:14:05,920
Speaker 1: be a millionaire before the year was up. Easy. That's

958
01:14:06,120 --> 01:14:11,880
Speaker 1: that's quite profound comedy. You go back on the road. Oh,

959
01:14:12,040 --> 01:14:15,880
Speaker 1: I'll be on I'll be on that stage forty five

960
01:14:16,000 --> 01:14:19,599
Speaker 1: days from the moment I got nothing forty five days later.

961
01:14:20,000 --> 01:14:23,720
Speaker 1: Steve Hawkey Live at the Fox. It's a different, it's

962
01:14:23,760 --> 01:14:26,400
Speaker 1: a different, But it's all right to be homeless when

963
01:14:26,400 --> 01:14:30,880
Speaker 1: you're living out of your roads. Royster, that's all right.

964
01:14:31,160 --> 01:14:37,040
Speaker 1: That's a nice homeless. I have a serious questions. Since

965
01:14:37,120 --> 01:14:40,719
Speaker 1: we get here, we get here and we do the show.

966
01:14:41,360 --> 01:14:44,840
Speaker 1: There's no time that we have a lunch break. What

967
01:14:44,960 --> 01:14:49,000
Speaker 1: I would like to know when it is lunch, when

968
01:14:49,040 --> 01:14:53,240
Speaker 1: you're not talking, you can eat your nunch right, you

969
01:14:53,400 --> 01:14:58,720
Speaker 1: quit talking. You could be Betty. I have to have

970
01:14:59,560 --> 01:15:03,679
Speaker 1: lunch break. We have covered that. And your orange juice

971
01:15:03,800 --> 01:15:07,000
Speaker 1: is that we keep in the office. We have it

972
01:15:07,280 --> 01:15:10,880
Speaker 1: right here. And we are also a new policy. We

973
01:15:10,960 --> 01:15:19,680
Speaker 1: are deducting all this tropic can I just want to

974
01:15:19,680 --> 01:15:23,800
Speaker 1: ask you something. We've been working here. We have not

975
01:15:24,040 --> 01:15:34,519
Speaker 1: seen a cost of living raising even see we'll come back.

976
01:15:34,880 --> 01:15:39,240
Speaker 1: You're listening to the String Show, all right. So these

977
01:15:39,280 --> 01:15:42,679
Speaker 1: are commercials that we hear all the time. And uh, Jay,

978
01:15:43,160 --> 01:15:45,000
Speaker 1: you kind of wrote this segment, So tell us what

979
01:15:45,080 --> 01:15:47,200
Speaker 1: this is all about. We're gonna play some of these

980
01:15:47,240 --> 01:15:49,640
Speaker 1: commercials that are on the radio that you see them

981
01:15:49,680 --> 01:15:53,160
Speaker 1: on television. You hate them, and the reason you hate

982
01:15:53,200 --> 01:15:58,160
Speaker 1: them is because they play them all the damn but

983
01:15:58,320 --> 01:16:02,479
Speaker 1: you can't stop singing them. The mean he's working this work. Yeah,

984
01:16:02,880 --> 01:16:08,360
Speaker 1: Like like, for instance, everybody's here doesn't play pitticat, I

985
01:16:08,640 --> 01:16:20,800
Speaker 1: have a step turned settlement and you beat it on

986
01:16:20,840 --> 01:16:32,719
Speaker 1: your gout sending out sage. Now you don't know nor

987
01:16:32,880 --> 01:16:42,880
Speaker 1: what about what about this? I know this guy is

988
01:16:42,960 --> 01:16:45,080
Speaker 1: not this guy is no longer with us, but this

989
01:16:45,200 --> 01:16:49,160
Speaker 1: commercial lives on. Man, he's still around, all right? Play

990
01:16:49,720 --> 01:17:06,200
Speaker 1: play number four stupid but affecting singing chat. Given the

991
01:17:06,280 --> 01:17:14,440
Speaker 1: next one man car serance rate tone. Yeah, the one's

992
01:17:14,479 --> 01:17:20,640
Speaker 1: the one with shat Yeah, with the little general and

993
01:17:20,760 --> 01:17:25,600
Speaker 1: that helmet shack in that car. I can fit the

994
01:17:25,760 --> 01:17:31,920
Speaker 1: general and shack a lot of commercials. Oh man, he's

995
01:17:31,960 --> 01:17:37,839
Speaker 1: got a lot of man shacks making money. Man, commercials

996
01:17:37,880 --> 01:17:40,080
Speaker 1: are great. I'm making some money. I made a lot

997
01:17:40,160 --> 01:18:00,320
Speaker 1: of money giving the next one cat one hundred wanted

998
01:18:00,320 --> 01:18:03,479
Speaker 1: to be Stanley step I had the money for that

999
01:18:03,640 --> 01:18:06,640
Speaker 1: yellow truck with that red right on. I had a

1000
01:18:06,640 --> 01:18:08,640
Speaker 1: blue truck with white righting on it, and it was

1001
01:18:09,920 --> 01:18:13,599
Speaker 1: Samy forward Connoline Man. I had bought and put wall

1002
01:18:13,680 --> 01:18:16,560
Speaker 1: to wall corpectly. Even the next one cat. You know,

1003
01:18:16,720 --> 01:18:20,919
Speaker 1: listen to Steve, I know, see's let me pre like replace.

1004
01:18:23,439 --> 01:18:25,240
Speaker 1: You know, I never know what the hell they saying.

1005
01:18:25,280 --> 01:18:33,960
Speaker 1: All I know is that they like, Oh that's the thought.

1006
01:18:34,200 --> 01:18:40,080
Speaker 1: Was so far one commercial for me? But you don't

1007
01:18:40,120 --> 01:18:41,720
Speaker 1: know this. When Steve, you're gonna know this play the

1008
01:18:41,800 --> 01:19:01,080
Speaker 1: next one cat. That's fine. Childhood right there? Mos got fool,

1009
01:19:03,600 --> 01:19:07,400
Speaker 1: he got his eyes closed. What house is that? It

1010
01:19:07,560 --> 01:19:11,519
Speaker 1: ain't my outfit? Boach ain't about that? Happy? All right? Am?

1011
01:19:12,040 --> 01:19:14,560
Speaker 1: I have coffee every day. No, I'm talking about you.

1012
01:19:14,760 --> 01:19:21,360
Speaker 1: How happy to people want to happy? Happy? All right? Now,

1013
01:19:21,400 --> 01:19:23,920
Speaker 1: I know you know this one. It's the most annoying

1014
01:19:24,600 --> 01:19:40,120
Speaker 1: play it. I can't stand that. I can't stand that.

1015
01:19:40,640 --> 01:19:45,320
Speaker 1: Damn they ain't a commercial. It's good for starving as kid. Yeah,

1016
01:19:45,520 --> 01:19:51,519
Speaker 1: they put from time into these days. They caught them

1017
01:19:51,560 --> 01:19:55,960
Speaker 1: dogs and their worst steak o them dogs. And I

1018
01:19:56,080 --> 01:19:59,000
Speaker 1: feel so bad for the damn dogars. Yeah, but I

1019
01:19:59,040 --> 01:20:02,320
Speaker 1: don't be wanting to feel that right now. You turn

1020
01:20:02,400 --> 01:20:07,479
Speaker 1: the ch ain't jill. The dog ain't gonna furrow them over.

1021
01:20:07,520 --> 01:20:10,960
Speaker 1: They're shivering on the chain. Why are you feeling the

1022
01:20:11,080 --> 01:20:14,920
Speaker 1: damn dog? Save him? Yeah? Man, what about that dog

1023
01:20:15,000 --> 01:20:18,519
Speaker 1: that hopped out? That killing back out dog? You can't

1024
01:20:18,560 --> 01:20:22,320
Speaker 1: take it? Man, alright, alright, this is the last one,

1025
01:20:22,439 --> 01:20:26,080
Speaker 1: this one, this is the one. Chake this up. I

1026
01:20:26,160 --> 01:20:40,160
Speaker 1: know you heard one. Kids ain't even playing. They don't

1027
01:20:40,200 --> 01:20:50,559
Speaker 1: freak through your kids. Somebody heard stage in your head.

1028
01:20:54,240 --> 01:20:57,840
Speaker 1: Somebody hurry up and get my cars. A lot of

1029
01:20:57,960 --> 01:21:01,320
Speaker 1: time on your hands. She is the one that has

1030
01:21:01,360 --> 01:21:04,720
Speaker 1: stayed in my head at the long with Oh I

1031
01:21:04,920 --> 01:21:10,640
Speaker 1: like to be in ask him? That is what a

1032
01:21:10,840 --> 01:21:15,920
Speaker 1: youly like? To be because if I want and asked

1033
01:21:15,960 --> 01:21:21,519
Speaker 1: him my weed, everyone would be in love with me.

1034
01:21:22,400 --> 01:21:28,320
Speaker 1: I hated that, you know one and still yeah yeah

1035
01:21:31,080 --> 01:21:34,880
Speaker 1: gold to be a damn hot dog. That's some low

1036
01:21:35,040 --> 01:21:39,759
Speaker 1: aiming so good, that's what they want to be asking

1037
01:21:41,400 --> 01:21:44,160
Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? You want to be in some

1038
01:21:44,320 --> 01:21:50,559
Speaker 1: balling water? Was up my all? My Bologney that's her

1039
01:21:50,680 --> 01:21:55,920
Speaker 1: first name. Yeah that was plus commercials where you out,

1040
01:22:00,400 --> 01:22:05,879
Speaker 1: Yeah that second Famus and a white I love Toleen

1041
01:22:06,240 --> 01:22:12,400
Speaker 1: then weyday. If he loves me, that's to buy it

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Speaker 1: has no way? How's that? But you know what it

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Speaker 1: is though? When you kids, it's the kid. When you

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Speaker 1: put kids in those commercials, yeah, they win. They're really cute. Yeah,

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01:22:25,479 --> 01:22:29,799
Speaker 1: because they're adorable. How about this right here? How many seconds?

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Speaker 1: Come on? I ain't got that, can't do it? Okay,

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Speaker 1: well we'll do yours when we come back. Okay, more

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Speaker 1: of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this. You're

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Speaker 1: listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steve,

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01:22:42,240 --> 01:22:44,400
Speaker 1: we're back. We were doing some of our favorite commercials

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Speaker 1: from today and then of course from the past that

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Speaker 1: we hate and I hate it, but we had all

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Speaker 1: time in the house, which one. All I want for

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Speaker 1: Christmas is to be tall? You got a all? I'm

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Speaker 1: sol damn tired of being shot. Let me be tall,

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Speaker 1: that's all I I don't want much for Christmas. Oh

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Speaker 1: that's right, right. Everybody had to learn that singing that

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Speaker 1: your answer? Damn, that ain't what I was cute, Steve, Tommy,

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Speaker 1: you don't remember that. I don't want to talk about it.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to talk about it. And when you

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Speaker 1: got range gold the McDonald's talking soon, No, they had

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Speaker 1: a jingle they had all be Patrick and suckles cheese

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Speaker 1: because I'm gonna set see bunt. Yes, McDonald's. Why do

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Speaker 1: I remember that? It was a fact? Hey man, I've

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01:24:08,560 --> 01:24:11,519
Speaker 1: been looking at that McDonald's commercial. Man, I actually won't meet.

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Speaker 1: I didn't know they had a big mac Grand now yeah,

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Speaker 1: big mac Grand, bigger than the big Mate. I didn't know.

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Speaker 1: I saw it on the commercial. Man, try that you

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01:24:22,520 --> 01:24:34,160
Speaker 1: can't have it? I did that man? Father come out

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01:24:34,200 --> 01:24:44,040
Speaker 1: of his brave He really is a chapman talking about Steve.

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01:24:44,080 --> 01:24:46,960
Speaker 1: You don't think you could give up me? No? Have

1072
01:24:47,080 --> 01:24:50,840
Speaker 1: you ever tried it? Yeah? That was at one days.

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01:24:52,800 --> 01:24:55,280
Speaker 1: My detox for twenty one days gave me. How did

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01:24:55,320 --> 01:24:58,320
Speaker 1: you feel? I felt great. I mean I was actually light.

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Speaker 1: That's what I'm gonna ask your I got clear headed. Uh,

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01:25:01,920 --> 01:25:06,200
Speaker 1: you know, really good. You have more energy. I mean

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01:25:06,240 --> 01:25:10,519
Speaker 1: I I can't have energy with meat too though, So yeah,

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01:25:10,760 --> 01:25:14,600
Speaker 1: that's that's that's the right things. I mean, you know,

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01:25:15,240 --> 01:25:18,960
Speaker 1: let me tell you who has one. Wolfgang Punk grows

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01:25:19,080 --> 01:25:21,640
Speaker 1: all of his waggle beef in the same on the

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Speaker 1: same farm in the United States, and it's pretty good.

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Speaker 1: I actually have liked it better than Japanese waggle beef.

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01:25:32,040 --> 01:25:34,360
Speaker 1: One of them got too much, marvels, one of them

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Speaker 1: too much? Oh um, too much? Okay, I think Wolfgang

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna sit stakes are excellent. Saying marvelous him all

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Speaker 1: the way. I didn't even know. I had no idea

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Speaker 1: what he was talking about. Even talking to these two

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01:25:56,920 --> 01:26:02,080
Speaker 1: j and it's like, oh, new money and knew no money.

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01:26:03,240 --> 01:26:07,639
Speaker 1: It's like you just go, Wow, what have you all

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01:26:07,920 --> 01:26:11,400
Speaker 1: done with your time on the planet. You're listening to

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01:26:11,600 --> 01:26:15,840
Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Now Steve Jay is here,

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01:26:15,920 --> 01:26:23,080
Speaker 1: Please introduce him to murder another Ladies, gentlemen, murd out

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Speaker 1: the hits. Jay Anthony, what up? Everybody? This your boy,

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Speaker 1: Jason Brown is going down Tuesday night at the James

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Speaker 1: Bond Comedy Club anyone in Westminchester, avingue Janathon Brown and

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Speaker 1: friends and not the song right here, Steve, I want

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Speaker 1: to thank you for allowing me to introduce the Fat

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01:26:40,120 --> 01:26:43,640
Speaker 1: Panther on this show. But what the Fat Panther did

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01:26:43,720 --> 01:26:49,400
Speaker 1: not have was theme music. Cannot be a superhero without

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01:26:49,560 --> 01:26:54,840
Speaker 1: theme music. This is the Fat Panthers theme song. Check

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01:26:54,880 --> 01:27:25,719
Speaker 1: it out about that one day in the back away

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Speaker 1: and he didn't even throw his food a lot of time,

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01:27:33,640 --> 01:27:37,040
Speaker 1: but it was changed his eyes and its stomached to

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Speaker 1: blue blue starting for seats from stealing treats him being

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Speaker 1: was taken. My did deal. It's flying around the world

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01:27:51,360 --> 01:27:55,799
Speaker 1: childing be any boys and girls and he'll do the charge.

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01:27:56,160 --> 01:28:05,839
Speaker 1: It's free in that that. Then he'll bring mayal food.

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01:28:07,760 --> 01:28:22,880
Speaker 1: That's that's that's what he does that. Then he'll bring

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01:28:23,000 --> 01:28:35,200
Speaker 1: manual food that man, because that's what he does. That's that.

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Speaker 1: Then he'll bring manyal food. That's that's that man, that's

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01:28:52,760 --> 01:28:57,960
Speaker 1: not you're right there, Jake, what we're back in the seventies,

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01:28:59,280 --> 01:29:08,360
Speaker 1: shel mess it for you. That pan I love. That's

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01:29:08,400 --> 01:29:12,439
Speaker 1: superhero thave song. Lord, that's what do you do? Because

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Speaker 1: that's what he do? Coming down. Fat Panther comment strip

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Speaker 1: will be on the Steve Harbard Night. What is the

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01:29:23,760 --> 01:29:30,680
Speaker 1: what's the Harvey fl at one each week? And what

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01:29:30,800 --> 01:29:33,120
Speaker 1: does fat panther do? Yeah? What is he doing? Oh?

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01:29:33,240 --> 01:29:36,720
Speaker 1: If he's fighting injustices for food? If somebody takes your

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01:29:36,840 --> 01:29:40,919
Speaker 1: lunch calling the fat panther, you got a raggedy breakfast

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Speaker 1: called the fat panther? Is the fat panther fat? Yeah? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Fat panther will deal with keeping his pipe on the

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Speaker 1: crime one slice at a time. It's logan here, Fat Panther.

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Speaker 1: What do you mean they forgot your friends? You're listening

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Speaker 1: to the Steve Harvey Show. Steve Harvey, you've brought your

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01:30:10,160 --> 01:30:15,240
Speaker 1: fabulous uh and very insightful, very informal, very motivating closing remarks.

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Speaker 1: Back is something that you started years ago when you

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01:30:17,880 --> 01:30:20,080
Speaker 1: first started the Steve Harvey Morning Show. And people have

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Speaker 1: grown to love them and and you know to live

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01:30:22,960 --> 01:30:24,800
Speaker 1: by them and be inspired by them. So what do

1130
01:30:24,880 --> 01:30:28,280
Speaker 1: you have for us yesterday? Uh? Real good piece of

1131
01:30:28,400 --> 01:30:31,479
Speaker 1: motivation that makes your quest to become successful a little

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01:30:31,520 --> 01:30:36,640
Speaker 1: bit simpler. You know, oftentimes people are stuck in a

1133
01:30:36,760 --> 01:30:41,599
Speaker 1: rut because they can't think they way clear to see

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Speaker 1: the end result. What I mean by is some people

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01:30:45,200 --> 01:30:49,400
Speaker 1: make such lofty goals and then they sit there without

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01:30:49,479 --> 01:30:53,800
Speaker 1: a plan of attack to achieve that lofty goal, until

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01:30:53,800 --> 01:30:57,200
Speaker 1: they've created a goal that seems so daunting that they

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01:30:57,280 --> 01:31:00,320
Speaker 1: don't even start the process of a try ain't to

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01:31:00,360 --> 01:31:03,760
Speaker 1: accomplish it. For example. And this doesn't have to be

1140
01:31:03,880 --> 01:31:06,880
Speaker 1: the case. I'm just using this as an example. Let's

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01:31:06,880 --> 01:31:09,960
Speaker 1: say you want to be a millionaire and you say, wow,

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01:31:10,200 --> 01:31:12,960
Speaker 1: I want to make a million dollars, and then you

1143
01:31:13,080 --> 01:31:16,320
Speaker 1: start thinking of how to make the million dollars, and

1144
01:31:16,439 --> 01:31:20,759
Speaker 1: because you can't, it becomes so daunting. Making a million

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01:31:20,840 --> 01:31:23,479
Speaker 1: dollars is difficult. If it were easy, wouldn't you do

1146
01:31:23,600 --> 01:31:28,800
Speaker 1: it by Friday? Wouldn't you? Of course you would, But

1147
01:31:29,240 --> 01:31:32,479
Speaker 1: it's a little more difficult than that. So here's what

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01:31:32,760 --> 01:31:36,000
Speaker 1: I had to learn in my life. Everybody listening to

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01:31:36,160 --> 01:31:40,600
Speaker 1: this was born with a gift. It's inside of you.

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01:31:40,960 --> 01:31:43,519
Speaker 1: Because God is very fair. He didn't put it on

1151
01:31:43,600 --> 01:31:46,679
Speaker 1: a mountaintop, he didn't hide in under a rock. It's

1152
01:31:46,840 --> 01:31:49,600
Speaker 1: in you, and your gift is the thing that you do.

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01:31:49,760 --> 01:31:53,040
Speaker 1: The absolute best with the least amount of effort. In

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01:31:53,320 --> 01:31:58,000
Speaker 1: that lies your greatest chance for success. There's a scripture

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01:31:58,040 --> 01:32:01,840
Speaker 1: that says your gift will make rule for you and

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01:32:01,960 --> 01:32:05,200
Speaker 1: put you in the presence of great men. Let's just

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01:32:05,280 --> 01:32:08,080
Speaker 1: look at the first part of that, your gift will

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01:32:08,160 --> 01:32:12,200
Speaker 1: make room for you. My interpretation of that has meant

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01:32:12,240 --> 01:32:14,839
Speaker 1: what my gift has done for me. It has allowed

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01:32:14,920 --> 01:32:17,720
Speaker 1: me to spread out, It has taken me places I

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01:32:17,800 --> 01:32:21,040
Speaker 1: never dreamed got gold. Your gift will do the same

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01:32:21,160 --> 01:32:24,920
Speaker 1: thing for you. So now let's just talk about your

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01:32:24,920 --> 01:32:28,200
Speaker 1: ability to get to the million. I think it's what

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01:32:28,320 --> 01:32:31,360
Speaker 1: your gift because if that's what that He gave you

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01:32:31,840 --> 01:32:34,360
Speaker 1: and instill that you at birth, was to make room

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01:32:34,439 --> 01:32:37,519
Speaker 1: for you, here's your chance. Now how do I do that? Steve?

1167
01:32:38,120 --> 01:32:41,040
Speaker 1: I call it to maximize your effort by ten theory.

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01:32:41,479 --> 01:32:43,800
Speaker 1: It's just something I came up with driving when I

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01:32:43,920 --> 01:32:46,040
Speaker 1: was home listening coming up with how to make it,

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01:32:47,040 --> 01:32:49,800
Speaker 1: and I discovered something. All of you have something that

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01:32:49,960 --> 01:32:52,760
Speaker 1: some would pay you ten dollars to do. Some of

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01:32:52,880 --> 01:32:57,240
Speaker 1: you paint, some of you teach some of your babysitting tutors,

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01:32:57,920 --> 01:33:00,680
Speaker 1: some of you work with your hands, some of you

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01:33:01,160 --> 01:33:04,760
Speaker 1: can see, some of you can choreograph. Some of you

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01:33:06,240 --> 01:33:09,599
Speaker 1: there's so many things, cut grass and play the pianos.

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01:33:09,680 --> 01:33:12,519
Speaker 1: Some of you do something, some of your work on cars,

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01:33:12,640 --> 01:33:15,360
Speaker 1: some of y'all dry. But all of you have something

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01:33:15,479 --> 01:33:18,000
Speaker 1: that you will do that someone will give you ten

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01:33:18,080 --> 01:33:21,679
Speaker 1: dollars to do. All of you have something that someone

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01:33:21,960 --> 01:33:24,439
Speaker 1: will pay you ten dollars to because you do something

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01:33:24,479 --> 01:33:27,719
Speaker 1: that someone else can't do. So now all you gotta

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01:33:27,760 --> 01:33:29,439
Speaker 1: do instead of trying to figure out how to make

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01:33:29,439 --> 01:33:31,800
Speaker 1: a million dollars, it's go make the ten dollars that

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01:33:31,880 --> 01:33:34,320
Speaker 1: you're able to make. Once you make that ten dollars,

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01:33:34,360 --> 01:33:36,240
Speaker 1: I want you to do it ten more times. When

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01:33:36,240 --> 01:33:37,640
Speaker 1: you do it ten more times, you now have a

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01:33:37,760 --> 01:33:40,759
Speaker 1: hundred dollars. Once you have a hundred dollars, it's very simple,

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01:33:41,040 --> 01:33:42,920
Speaker 1: do the same thing you did to make the hundred

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01:33:42,960 --> 01:33:47,599
Speaker 1: dollars ten more times. You now have one thousand dollars. See,

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01:33:47,600 --> 01:33:49,360
Speaker 1: you don't have to keep thinking of something else to do.

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01:33:49,720 --> 01:33:51,639
Speaker 1: Just keep doing the same thing that you've been doing.

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01:33:51,920 --> 01:33:54,720
Speaker 1: Just do it. Multiply the effort. It's the effort that

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01:33:54,880 --> 01:33:58,120
Speaker 1: maximizes and and brings about the fruition of what your

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01:33:58,160 --> 01:34:01,040
Speaker 1: life can be. So you a thousand dollars, and you

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01:34:01,120 --> 01:34:03,120
Speaker 1: do that ten more times, I have news for you.

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Speaker 1: Not have ten thousand dollars now. Now, in order to

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01:34:08,240 --> 01:34:09,800
Speaker 1: make a hundred thousand, you might need a little bit

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01:34:09,840 --> 01:34:11,439
Speaker 1: of help. You might need to hire somebody to help

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01:34:11,479 --> 01:34:13,240
Speaker 1: you do the thing that you do. But if you

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01:34:13,320 --> 01:34:15,760
Speaker 1: make ten thousand dollars and you do what you did

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01:34:15,880 --> 01:34:17,880
Speaker 1: to make ten thousand dollars, which is the same thing

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01:34:17,960 --> 01:34:19,880
Speaker 1: you did to make ten dollars, if you do it

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01:34:19,960 --> 01:34:23,400
Speaker 1: ten more times, you now have a hundred thousand dollars.

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01:34:23,880 --> 01:34:26,080
Speaker 1: Now listen to me, my friends. Once you have a

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01:34:26,200 --> 01:34:29,040
Speaker 1: hundred thousand dollars, I could assure you you're going to

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01:34:29,160 --> 01:34:33,040
Speaker 1: need help because in order to maximize a hundred thousand dollars,

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01:34:33,200 --> 01:34:35,280
Speaker 1: you have to have some light minded people around you.

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01:34:35,600 --> 01:34:39,120
Speaker 1: Nobody gets to the top alone. Nobody becomes successful and

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01:34:39,200 --> 01:34:43,840
Speaker 1: wealthy by themselves. They're formed partnerships, relationships, they get employees.

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01:34:44,200 --> 01:34:46,600
Speaker 1: But once you make a hundred thousand dollars doing the

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01:34:46,720 --> 01:34:49,920
Speaker 1: same thing you did to make ten dollars, if you

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01:34:50,040 --> 01:34:52,720
Speaker 1: do it ten more times, I have news for you,

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01:34:52,840 --> 01:34:56,400
Speaker 1: my friends. Congratulations, you have just made one million dollars

1214
01:34:56,600 --> 01:34:59,479
Speaker 1: with a ten dollar idea. Stop trying to figure out

1215
01:34:59,520 --> 01:35:01,560
Speaker 1: how to make the million. What all you gotta do

1216
01:35:01,720 --> 01:35:04,000
Speaker 1: is take your ten dollar gifts that God has put

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01:35:04,080 --> 01:35:06,479
Speaker 1: in you. It's a million dollar gift that you have.

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01:35:07,000 --> 01:35:09,599
Speaker 1: You just haven't broken it down inch by inch, anything

1219
01:35:09,760 --> 01:35:13,720
Speaker 1: that sinch, and maximize the efforts. That's how you become successful.

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01:35:14,040 --> 01:35:16,320
Speaker 1: These jokes that pay me what I make now, it's

1221
01:35:16,360 --> 01:35:18,840
Speaker 1: the same jokes that pay me twenty five dollars a night.

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01:35:19,160 --> 01:35:23,760
Speaker 1: They're the same jokes. It's all English. This is not

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01:35:23,920 --> 01:35:27,599
Speaker 1: in another language. I don't know no more words now

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01:35:27,720 --> 01:35:31,639
Speaker 1: than I knew then. I've taken these twenty five dollar

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01:35:31,800 --> 01:35:35,760
Speaker 1: jokes and I maximize them over and over and over

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01:35:36,080 --> 01:35:39,519
Speaker 1: and over and over and over and over. It's the

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01:35:39,720 --> 01:35:44,639
Speaker 1: same jokes I was telling. Babysitters who charge fifty dollars

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01:35:44,720 --> 01:35:49,080
Speaker 1: to watch kids. Babysitters end up opening up daycare centers,

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01:35:49,520 --> 01:35:55,320
Speaker 1: day cast senters turned into franchises, Crime Dela crime monetary schools.

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01:35:56,240 --> 01:36:00,639
Speaker 1: These are national franchises. Somebody was just ain't be sitting.

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01:36:02,120 --> 01:36:05,280
Speaker 1: My partner used to cut grass for three dollars in

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01:36:05,360 --> 01:36:08,080
Speaker 1: the front, three dollars in the back. He got a

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01:36:08,160 --> 01:36:10,439
Speaker 1: landscape and coming in Cleveland, he made four million dollars

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01:36:10,439 --> 01:36:12,799
Speaker 1: a year. You know what he do? He cut grass,

1235
01:36:13,080 --> 01:36:15,960
Speaker 1: same six dollar grass cutting he's been doing. You check

1236
01:36:16,000 --> 01:36:19,439
Speaker 1: out some trucks. Now, what is it that you do

1237
01:36:19,920 --> 01:36:22,040
Speaker 1: that somebody will pay you ten dollars that you can

1238
01:36:22,120 --> 01:36:24,880
Speaker 1: maximize your effort for and turn it into your million.

1239
01:36:25,439 --> 01:36:27,599
Speaker 1: Trying to figure out how to make the million. Take

1240
01:36:27,680 --> 01:36:31,040
Speaker 1: your ten dollar skills set and start hammering it and

1241
01:36:31,200 --> 01:36:34,560
Speaker 1: beating it and working it and grinding and hustling and

1242
01:36:34,680 --> 01:36:37,759
Speaker 1: multiplying and magnifying it, and you'll make a million dollars.

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01:36:37,840 --> 01:36:41,960
Speaker 1: That's my closing remarks. Thank you all very much. Thanks

1244
01:36:42,280 --> 01:37:00,200
Speaker 1: all right now talk boy. Yeah, y'all have a great weekend. Ye.

1245
01:37:07,760 --> 01:37:11,200
Speaker 1: For all Steve Harvey contests, no purchase necessary void where prohibited.

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01:37:11,280 --> 01:37:14,240
Speaker 1: Participants must be legal US residents at least eighteen years old,

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