1 00:00:00,120 --> 00:00:02,920 Speaker 1: It's a new year, and to leave is here to 2 00:00:02,960 --> 00:00:06,200 Speaker 1: help you keep your new year's resolutions on track. Whether 3 00:00:06,240 --> 00:00:09,200 Speaker 1: it's a daily walker spending time with friends and family, 4 00:00:09,520 --> 00:00:12,840 Speaker 1: A leave's got your back. With up to twelve hours 5 00:00:12,840 --> 00:00:15,760 Speaker 1: of body pain relief per dose. A leave keeps you 6 00:00:15,840 --> 00:00:19,160 Speaker 1: moving with long lasting body pain relief so you can 7 00:00:19,239 --> 00:00:22,639 Speaker 1: achieve your goals. Don't let body pain slow you down. 8 00:00:22,800 --> 00:00:26,360 Speaker 1: Keep going with a leave because this year is your year. 9 00:00:26,880 --> 00:00:30,480 Speaker 1: Use as directed for minor aches and pain. Right now, 10 00:00:30,520 --> 00:00:35,360 Speaker 1: it's time to ask the CLO. All right, Chief Love 11 00:00:35,400 --> 00:00:39,320 Speaker 1: Officer Steve Harvey is ready for you. Latreth in Chesapeake. 12 00:00:39,840 --> 00:00:43,319 Speaker 1: LaTrece writes, our regular housekeeper broke her legs, so her 13 00:00:43,400 --> 00:00:46,760 Speaker 1: daughter substituted for her. I canceled a lunch date with 14 00:00:46,800 --> 00:00:48,879 Speaker 1: my friends so I could stay and watch the new 15 00:00:48,920 --> 00:00:52,040 Speaker 1: girl in my house. My husband thinks I stayed because 16 00:00:52,080 --> 00:00:54,520 Speaker 1: the girl is beautiful. Now, why would he bring this 17 00:00:54,640 --> 00:00:58,560 Speaker 1: up to me? He does this mean he's attracted to her? 18 00:01:00,160 --> 00:01:04,440 Speaker 2: Well, he noticed that she's beautiful. I can't believe he's stupid. 19 00:01:04,480 --> 00:01:10,880 Speaker 2: Behind said, We're so dumb, though, But now I want 20 00:01:10,920 --> 00:01:12,640 Speaker 2: to First of all, I want to thank the lady. 21 00:01:12,680 --> 00:01:16,920 Speaker 3: What's her name chirl for calling I Latrees having. 22 00:01:16,720 --> 00:01:20,840 Speaker 2: This rich moment on the Steve Harvey Morning, and Tommy 23 00:01:20,920 --> 00:01:23,880 Speaker 2: personally wants to thank you for, you know, unveiling the 24 00:01:23,959 --> 00:01:27,399 Speaker 2: fact of and things that that rich people do, you know, 25 00:01:27,480 --> 00:01:29,800 Speaker 2: housekeepers and things like that. So thank you very much 26 00:01:29,800 --> 00:01:36,000 Speaker 2: for calling it and our new form rich segment on 27 00:01:36,040 --> 00:01:39,200 Speaker 2: the Steve Harvey on the show. It's called the r 28 00:01:39,400 --> 00:01:41,880 Speaker 2: S Segment, the Rich Segment, and Tommy's gonna be doing 29 00:01:41,920 --> 00:01:43,000 Speaker 2: it every week from now on. 30 00:01:43,560 --> 00:01:47,240 Speaker 3: Things rich people do. You can do it every day. 31 00:01:49,200 --> 00:01:50,800 Speaker 3: But we're not talking about me. 32 00:01:51,240 --> 00:01:54,880 Speaker 2: We're talking about you, who is in rich denial, So 33 00:01:54,960 --> 00:01:55,720 Speaker 2: we will be here. 34 00:01:57,360 --> 00:02:01,360 Speaker 3: I don't get to me. Ain't got nothing else to do. Hell, 35 00:02:01,680 --> 00:02:08,720 Speaker 3: you know, cleaning that man house dog ain't the same 36 00:02:08,800 --> 00:02:10,800 Speaker 3: thing every day. I got drink. How many people y'all 37 00:02:10,840 --> 00:02:12,960 Speaker 3: know got a parking lot at their house and that's 38 00:02:12,960 --> 00:02:15,120 Speaker 3: where they employee park? How many y'all, how many y'allm know? 39 00:02:15,280 --> 00:02:16,959 Speaker 3: How many forgot a parking lot? Wow? 40 00:02:19,760 --> 00:02:27,320 Speaker 1: Pete dog below the belt Jenny and Saint Pete says, 41 00:02:27,720 --> 00:02:30,720 Speaker 1: my friend's husband got touchy pheely with me after a 42 00:02:30,760 --> 00:02:33,640 Speaker 1: few drinks, and my husband said it was harmless and 43 00:02:33,680 --> 00:02:36,480 Speaker 1: he was just being expressive. I told my friend about it, 44 00:02:36,520 --> 00:02:38,679 Speaker 1: and now they don't want to hang out with us anymore. 45 00:02:39,280 --> 00:02:40,639 Speaker 1: Was I wrong for telling her? 46 00:02:41,440 --> 00:02:45,320 Speaker 2: I think your husband is a weak Yeah, yeah. 47 00:02:46,080 --> 00:02:48,320 Speaker 3: I'm sending me going talking about now him. He ain't 48 00:02:48,320 --> 00:02:53,760 Speaker 3: nothing bad? What it was my wife, partner, Pard, get 49 00:02:53,760 --> 00:02:58,160 Speaker 3: your focus. You ain't that drunk at all. I really know. 50 00:02:58,200 --> 00:03:00,280 Speaker 2: Because you've been drinking. This on your mind and now 51 00:03:00,280 --> 00:03:02,600 Speaker 2: here you come over here touching feeling on mine. We 52 00:03:02,639 --> 00:03:07,400 Speaker 2: ain't gonna have talking over with nobody. I'm gonna take 53 00:03:07,440 --> 00:03:09,160 Speaker 2: you out back to the garage. I'm gonna have a 54 00:03:09,160 --> 00:03:10,320 Speaker 2: little conversation. 55 00:03:09,880 --> 00:03:10,280 Speaker 3: With you up. 56 00:03:10,280 --> 00:03:12,280 Speaker 2: Bet well, two things gonna have when we come back. 57 00:03:12,560 --> 00:03:14,880 Speaker 2: Who ain't gonna be touching and feeling on her no more? 58 00:03:14,919 --> 00:03:21,359 Speaker 2: And you're gonna be sober? Give them two things that's. 59 00:03:21,240 --> 00:03:26,840 Speaker 1: Gonna happen, all right, Felicia and Harrisburg writes, I'm still 60 00:03:26,919 --> 00:03:30,480 Speaker 1: close with my ex husband's father because he loves spending 61 00:03:30,520 --> 00:03:33,800 Speaker 1: time with his grandson. My ex hates when I hang 62 00:03:34,080 --> 00:03:36,880 Speaker 1: with his father because they don't get along. I want 63 00:03:36,880 --> 00:03:39,640 Speaker 1: my son to enjoy his granddad, though, How should I 64 00:03:39,680 --> 00:03:40,240 Speaker 1: handle this? 65 00:03:41,440 --> 00:03:44,120 Speaker 3: Come on, dad, you got to grow up. Yeah, you know. 66 00:03:45,760 --> 00:03:52,200 Speaker 2: Listen, something has transpired transpired between the dad and the father. 67 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:56,520 Speaker 2: Now the father is trying to make good by being 68 00:03:56,560 --> 00:03:58,320 Speaker 2: a wonderful grandfather. 69 00:03:59,080 --> 00:04:04,400 Speaker 3: Right, father, the son has to grow up and develop 70 00:04:04,520 --> 00:04:05,240 Speaker 3: some form of. 71 00:04:05,320 --> 00:04:09,240 Speaker 2: Forgiveness because you're gonna mess around, dog and your dad 72 00:04:09,280 --> 00:04:12,800 Speaker 2: gonna leave this world one day and you're not going. 73 00:04:12,480 --> 00:04:17,159 Speaker 3: To believe it. Wow, I trust me, said, I know 74 00:04:17,240 --> 00:04:22,040 Speaker 3: this old too well. You you when you. 75 00:04:21,360 --> 00:04:25,200 Speaker 2: Boy gonna be devil straight out with your daddy. Mm hmm, 76 00:04:25,440 --> 00:04:27,919 Speaker 2: straightening out with your father. Man, he taught you a 77 00:04:27,960 --> 00:04:30,200 Speaker 2: lot of stuff. Now, he did some stuff that was wrong. 78 00:04:30,240 --> 00:04:33,720 Speaker 2: He made mistakes. He a human who ain't right to 79 00:04:33,880 --> 00:04:38,920 Speaker 2: give and move on. You trip it and now you're 80 00:04:38,960 --> 00:04:41,440 Speaker 2: gonna deny not now? And to hear the stupid part 81 00:04:41,480 --> 00:04:44,479 Speaker 2: about the husband, the daddy you want to do you 82 00:04:44,520 --> 00:04:45,880 Speaker 2: the girl's husband. 83 00:04:45,960 --> 00:04:47,520 Speaker 3: You want to deny your. 84 00:04:47,240 --> 00:04:51,480 Speaker 2: Son a relationship with his grandfather because your relationship with 85 00:04:51,640 --> 00:04:52,479 Speaker 2: him and strayed. 86 00:04:52,680 --> 00:04:54,320 Speaker 3: That's sud act like a girl. 87 00:04:54,480 --> 00:04:54,640 Speaker 2: Man. 88 00:04:56,040 --> 00:04:58,599 Speaker 1: No, I don't know any women who would go for this. 89 00:05:00,880 --> 00:05:05,240 Speaker 1: So anyway, moving on to Glinda in Colombia, Glinda says, 90 00:05:05,320 --> 00:05:08,200 Speaker 1: I had sex with my son's algebra teacher. In the 91 00:05:08,240 --> 00:05:12,200 Speaker 1: back of his car on school property. That's how you 92 00:05:12,240 --> 00:05:16,800 Speaker 1: do got it? Okay, come, okay. So now the teacher 93 00:05:16,880 --> 00:05:20,320 Speaker 1: spread the rumor and the guy I slept with won't 94 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:24,279 Speaker 1: answer my calls or my text messages. I'm worried it 95 00:05:24,320 --> 00:05:27,520 Speaker 1: will affect my child's progress in the class. How can 96 00:05:27,560 --> 00:05:30,600 Speaker 1: we get back to a professional relationship for the sake 97 00:05:30,640 --> 00:05:31,279 Speaker 1: of my son? 98 00:05:31,800 --> 00:05:35,400 Speaker 3: Well, let me help you understand. The boy is getting 99 00:05:35,520 --> 00:05:43,279 Speaker 3: aid your son. Don't matter what he put on the paper, 100 00:05:47,240 --> 00:05:50,480 Speaker 3: Comfortable with that, no matter what an accomplish, no matter 101 00:05:50,520 --> 00:05:51,400 Speaker 3: what you know. 102 00:05:51,520 --> 00:05:53,480 Speaker 2: Now I don't know what you was thinking about in 103 00:05:53,520 --> 00:05:57,840 Speaker 2: this parking lot. You're trying to get back to professional 104 00:05:59,480 --> 00:06:03,000 Speaker 2: the most unprofessional thing you can do in the parking 105 00:06:03,040 --> 00:06:06,400 Speaker 2: lot after school. What I don't understand those when she 106 00:06:06,480 --> 00:06:11,160 Speaker 2: said the guy she's seen the teacher spread rumors. That's 107 00:06:11,240 --> 00:06:15,520 Speaker 2: not a rumor, that's not the teacher that hold the 108 00:06:15,560 --> 00:06:16,880 Speaker 2: truth and what. 109 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:20,680 Speaker 1: Happened, Well they well, now the guy won't answer her calls, 110 00:06:20,720 --> 00:06:21,920 Speaker 1: and she's learned that. 111 00:06:22,480 --> 00:06:25,359 Speaker 3: The teacher that that was that teacher, the guy. 112 00:06:25,200 --> 00:06:27,160 Speaker 1: The teacher, the teacher that she had sex in the 113 00:06:27,200 --> 00:06:28,080 Speaker 1: back of the car with. 114 00:06:29,560 --> 00:06:31,799 Speaker 3: So she's trying to call him, ask him to stop. 115 00:06:34,080 --> 00:06:36,320 Speaker 1: He won't answer her call. 116 00:06:36,320 --> 00:06:38,240 Speaker 2: You're going to wear it the call when you tell 117 00:06:38,320 --> 00:06:41,400 Speaker 2: him that you're going like call and said to the principal. 118 00:06:42,600 --> 00:06:42,920 Speaker 3: Phone. 119 00:06:43,520 --> 00:06:47,840 Speaker 2: Yes, now we all, Hey, hey, what's going on. I've 120 00:06:47,839 --> 00:06:53,680 Speaker 2: been real busy. My scleen went out fro. 121 00:06:57,279 --> 00:07:03,480 Speaker 1: Entire nobody because it's internal. 122 00:07:03,680 --> 00:07:07,680 Speaker 3: Let me see it. Will it's gone? Where the scar 123 00:07:07,800 --> 00:07:08,440 Speaker 3: where they cut it. 124 00:07:08,480 --> 00:07:11,600 Speaker 2: They wouldn't even through my butt it out? 125 00:07:11,960 --> 00:07:17,040 Speaker 3: Yeah? They went they got it. Yeah, so she doesn't. 126 00:07:17,120 --> 00:07:19,640 Speaker 3: Could you still do it in a car? Just still? 127 00:07:19,920 --> 00:07:21,840 Speaker 3: I can't. I don't think I can pull that off. 128 00:07:22,240 --> 00:07:25,280 Speaker 3: I got so many things that are cramped. Man, I 129 00:07:25,320 --> 00:07:28,240 Speaker 3: can't they make it? Yeah, because she's got to be 130 00:07:28,280 --> 00:07:30,000 Speaker 3: good and grown. You think about algae. 131 00:07:30,400 --> 00:07:38,000 Speaker 2: Yeah, Marjorie asked me to get something off this top 132 00:07:38,080 --> 00:07:41,080 Speaker 2: shelf because I know this orbit but it was way 133 00:07:41,160 --> 00:07:45,120 Speaker 2: up so I had to tippy toe dog My calf 134 00:07:45,200 --> 00:07:50,120 Speaker 2: muscles locked up. 135 00:07:56,640 --> 00:08:01,840 Speaker 3: I know, all right? 136 00:08:02,240 --> 00:08:07,120 Speaker 1: Feel Thank you, Steve Martin show Man. 137 00:08:07,760 --> 00:08:10,360 Speaker 3: I can't get no stupid than it is. I am. 138 00:08:10,360 --> 00:08:14,160 Speaker 3: I'm the stupidest person anywhere. Yes, oh yes, everything you 139 00:08:14,280 --> 00:08:17,360 Speaker 3: just said is true. Wow. I mean when when I 140 00:08:17,400 --> 00:08:19,480 Speaker 3: walk in the room, do you feel my stupid. 141 00:08:19,760 --> 00:08:29,840 Speaker 2: I told my sister you were stupid. Hey, hey I 142 00:08:29,840 --> 00:08:33,720 Speaker 2: did wait years ago. I got a whooping for it. 143 00:08:33,920 --> 00:08:36,679 Speaker 3: My mama. Don't think I'm stupid. Man, I'm not. I 144 00:08:36,960 --> 00:08:47,680 Speaker 3: heard what. Thank you, the whole family. Thank you. You're coming 145 00:08:47,760 --> 00:08:48,240 Speaker 3: up right after