WEBVTT - FULL SHOW: The Messy Drunk 0:00:00.680 --> 0:00:03.480 From Hollywood. See you, thank you for listening to us. 0:00:03.520 --> 0:00:10.760 Ryan on Air with Ryan Seacrest, It's about damn time 0:00:11.000 --> 0:00:13.760 Lizzo and Kiss FM. You know, we really dropped the 0:00:13.800 --> 0:00:17.560 ball with Lizzo. What do you mean, Oh, she wants 0:00:18.600 --> 0:00:22.400 name her house Bungal Lizzo. Should we just go with that? 0:00:22.480 --> 0:00:29.040 And there we go? We did Itzzo Bungal Lizzozo. No no, 0:00:29.040 --> 0:00:30.639 no, no no no no, no no, no, no no no no. I 0:00:30.680 --> 0:00:35.720 think it works. You don't like Lizzo's loft or Lizza's 0:00:35.800 --> 0:00:39.880 layer or the bounce house Bungalizzo comes to the theme 0:00:40.280 --> 0:00:42.320 the bounce House. I believe that was a mark. Is 0:00:42.320 --> 0:00:45.200 that your entry? Yeah, because she had an EP called 0:00:45.479 --> 0:00:55.360 bounce Well, researched Lizzo's Hizzo Lizzozzo and she might not 0:00:55.440 --> 0:00:58.240 want her name in it though, No, she for Sherwood. 0:00:59.000 --> 0:01:04.200 I actually Lizzo actually making lizz Yeah did uh, let's 0:01:04.200 --> 0:01:08.480 see Bungalizzo did any? Hey? Uh? Well, I guess sissany. 0:01:08.520 --> 0:01:11.720 You probably can call Lizzo. I don't have her number, 0:01:11.760 --> 0:01:15.600 but I have her I can get people to call her. 0:01:16.480 --> 0:01:18.840 Is that what you want? Well, that's power. Sure, Yeah, 0:01:18.880 --> 0:01:22.360 I'd like to see you submit Bungalizzozzo's Lizza's Lair, the 0:01:22.400 --> 0:01:25.160 Bounce House or Lizzo'sizo to her management and see if 0:01:25.200 --> 0:01:29.240 she responds. Okay, just to explain the blue explain that 0:01:29.360 --> 0:01:31.000 she were talking about name her how maybe they were 0:01:31.040 --> 0:01:34.840 listening to the I don't know remember last time had 0:01:35.680 --> 0:01:41.200 the Detailzzo was on. Ok, we can to give us 0:01:41.240 --> 0:01:44.240 a play by play, yeah, just we're assume it's done. Yeah, Ok. 0:01:44.400 --> 0:01:48.600 And Tanya, how is the big weekend Robbie's birthday weekend 0:01:48.680 --> 0:01:51.560 you guys went to. He was so so nice and 0:01:51.760 --> 0:01:54.280 he loved your gift. He sent me a text to 0:01:54.360 --> 0:01:57.840 say thank you to you. So I didn't say, was 0:01:57.880 --> 0:02:00.200 that from I didn't understand that. Can we walk through 0:02:00.240 --> 0:02:01.600 what you sent me? Yeah? I said, I sent you 0:02:01.640 --> 0:02:04.640 a screenshot of our conversation. Okay, So I get a 0:02:04.720 --> 0:02:08.959 text from Tania. Yeah, but there are photos and like 0:02:09.040 --> 0:02:11.160 a different funt like you say so nice of you, 0:02:11.240 --> 0:02:13.040 and then there's a whole new different text in there. 0:02:13.200 --> 0:02:16.040 So basically he texted me pictures of what you sent him, 0:02:16.160 --> 0:02:19.320 which was really really nice, and the card and he 0:02:19.440 --> 0:02:22.320 said Ryan's gift really so nice of him. Approaching Tanya 0:02:22.440 --> 0:02:25.200 levels of thoughtfulness ls please thank him for me. And 0:02:25.280 --> 0:02:29.600 I approached this name. I am on approach of thoughtfulness. No, no, 0:02:29.680 --> 0:02:32.799 no no, I said, that's so sweet. Can I tell you? So? 0:02:32.880 --> 0:02:36.600 It was wine and cheese, yeah, cheese and this place 0:02:36.720 --> 0:02:41.560 right here, that wine, the fun tode. Yeah, was the first. 0:02:41.680 --> 0:02:46.799 When I was twenty three, the first wine tasting I 0:02:46.960 --> 0:02:50.639 ever had in Keyanti, Italy, with my friend Bryce Gartland 0:02:51.600 --> 0:02:53.880 and his now wife Nikki. They were they just met. 0:02:54.600 --> 0:02:56.400 It was right there. Oh my gosh, it was like 0:02:56.440 --> 0:02:59.800 a thoughtful Yeah. It was that place that could barely 0:02:59.800 --> 0:03:03.120 a ford. We stayed. We rented a little house on 0:03:03.520 --> 0:03:08.160 the farm, then split it four of us. Someone else 0:03:08.280 --> 0:03:11.239 was with me and uh, that's it. So that was 0:03:11.320 --> 0:03:13.919 like my first wine I'd ever tasted in Italy. It 0:03:14.040 --> 0:03:15.959 was very sweet. We took them with us for the 0:03:16.040 --> 0:03:19.120 weekend and drank two of the bottles and ate all 0:03:19.160 --> 0:03:23.400 the cheese. Cheese? Yeah please? Yeah? Did you eat the cheese? 0:03:23.560 --> 0:03:27.040 I ate the cheese. I'm back on cheese, back on cheese. 0:03:27.919 --> 0:03:31.359 How's your how your inner is doing with that? My inner? 0:03:31.480 --> 0:03:33.520 So I've been doing a lot of like testing because 0:03:33.560 --> 0:03:36.520 of my hashimotos, and it turns out that I that 0:03:36.680 --> 0:03:39.600 I can do dairy, so I've been like slowly introducing it. 0:03:39.760 --> 0:03:42.240 I don't eat like a ton of dairying in moderation 0:03:42.480 --> 0:03:44.640 chug and milk, but I can have a little cheese 0:03:44.720 --> 0:03:48.320 time and time. Good. Yeah, sitting closer to sisnany than me. 0:03:48.440 --> 0:03:51.160 So you already got it, yes, of course. Okay, so 0:03:51.320 --> 0:03:53.240 we're gonna I said, Hi, I remember the last time 0:03:53.320 --> 0:03:55.840 Lizzo was on with us, we wanted she wanted us 0:03:55.840 --> 0:03:58.080 to name her house. We have the name, and wanted 0:03:58.120 --> 0:03:59.560 to let her know. Can we let you know so 0:03:59.640 --> 0:04:01.960 that you can text her? And they said yes, of course, 0:04:02.160 --> 0:04:06.760 So do you really really well? Right like, okay, yeah, 0:04:07.400 --> 0:04:14.080 we're going with Bungalizzo. Yeah, let's call Bungalizzo. Not overwhelm them. Okay, right, okay, 0:04:15.360 --> 0:04:16.640 if she likes it, will send all right, So I 0:04:16.640 --> 0:04:19.120 should say that now this now, this is the text 0:04:19.120 --> 0:04:21.000 they're going to copy and paste Lizzo. So which, now, 0:04:21.080 --> 0:04:23.920 what do you guys want to write? Hilzzas Ryan Okay, Hi, 0:04:24.520 --> 0:04:28.880 it's right, just Ryan from a finished Hi, it's Ryan, Hizzo, 0:04:30.640 --> 0:04:38.640 It's Ryan and me an Tanya. Okay, we have named 0:04:38.640 --> 0:04:45.040 your home. We have named your home. Yeah. And then 0:04:45.120 --> 0:04:55.320 Adam Peen's Bungo Gypsy Kings song, No Kings bungal Uh. 0:04:56.720 --> 0:05:01.520 Isn't it senta No, it's Gypsy kings Kings. Anyway, Let's 0:05:01.640 --> 0:05:03.960 make sure the smelling is correct. B you you guys 0:05:04.000 --> 0:05:09.680 want b u n g o l i z z o. 0:05:10.000 --> 0:05:15.240 Is how're selling on their bun bung g l bung. 0:05:18.279 --> 0:05:21.080 We're gonna get the right ta Okay, I got it. 0:05:21.160 --> 0:05:24.440 Bu n g a l i z z o. Who 0:05:24.560 --> 0:05:27.400 sings that song jimsy kings? They did it. I'm not 0:05:27.400 --> 0:05:32.400 sure the originally. Okay, before we get into the horoscopes, 0:05:32.520 --> 0:05:35.600 this is interesting foods you had no idea you can 0:05:35.680 --> 0:05:37.520 make in the microwave. Maybe you want to try this 0:05:37.640 --> 0:05:40.760 this morning. If you're on the run eggs, you can 0:05:40.800 --> 0:05:42.520 poach an egg, fill a small bowl or a mug 0:05:42.920 --> 0:05:45.920 with the egg, crack it and go thirty seconds wow 0:05:47.080 --> 0:05:49.360 or increments at thirty two you like it. That depends 0:05:49.360 --> 0:05:51.680 on how you like it. I like mine running French toast. 0:05:51.760 --> 0:05:53.480 Cut up the bread, put the pieces of a microwave 0:05:53.520 --> 0:05:57.520 safe container. Add your other French toast ingredients, including egg, 0:05:57.920 --> 0:06:01.479 put in a microwave for two to five minutes. Cookies, brownies, 0:06:01.520 --> 0:06:04.960 and cakes in the microwave. Mug cakes. You ever seen 0:06:05.000 --> 0:06:08.320 those mug brownies? Even mug cookies just add olding greens 0:06:08.360 --> 0:06:12.560 into a mug storm and then microwave. Huh. I guess 0:06:12.560 --> 0:06:14.680 there's if you google microwave recipes, all kinds of easy, 0:06:14.839 --> 0:06:16.960 like cool easy stuff there. I've never done like a 0:06:17.000 --> 0:06:19.719 poached egg, but that sounds good. I've never done an egg, 0:06:19.720 --> 0:06:22.040 but I've heard a lot of people do eggs. A 0:06:22.080 --> 0:06:25.159 lot of people do eggs. Eggs are very popular. Eleven egg. 0:06:26.120 --> 0:06:28.080 Shall we get into the horoscopes for the week of 0:06:28.120 --> 0:06:31.600 February twenty First, here we shall all right. We're gonna 0:06:31.640 --> 0:06:34.359 kick it off with aries. You will find your answer 0:06:34.520 --> 0:06:37.800 in the clouds. Your week is at eight point nine Taurus. 0:06:37.960 --> 0:06:40.760 Time to get organized, make those to do list. Your 0:06:40.800 --> 0:06:44.520 week is a seven point five Gemini. Find the light, 0:06:44.720 --> 0:06:46.800 even if that means you have to be it. Your 0:06:46.839 --> 0:06:49.440 week is a nine point two Cancer. Don't forget water 0:06:49.720 --> 0:06:51.640 is where you are at home. Your week is an 0:06:51.680 --> 0:06:55.480 eight point four Leo. You need the grass between your toes, 0:06:55.880 --> 0:06:58.200 take your shoes off and walk in nature. Your week 0:06:58.320 --> 0:07:00.760 is a nine point zero Virgo. You need to shower 0:07:00.839 --> 0:07:03.800 and wash off all the negative energy from last week. 0:07:04.040 --> 0:07:06.920 Your week is a seven point seven Libra. This week 0:07:07.000 --> 0:07:10.080 it's all about the physical. Make that a priority. Your 0:07:10.120 --> 0:07:12.960 week is a seven point nine Scorpio. Time to pull 0:07:13.080 --> 0:07:16.200 out that stinger and protect yourself. Your week is an 0:07:16.240 --> 0:07:19.840 eight point four Sagittarius. Know that you're a ten out 0:07:19.880 --> 0:07:22.800 of ten this week when you're approaching all your meetings. 0:07:23.000 --> 0:07:26.320 Your week is a ten Capricorn. Your thoughtful side is 0:07:26.520 --> 0:07:29.200 coming in hot. Lean into it. Your week is a 0:07:29.320 --> 0:07:32.440 nine point two nine point two. Did you hear that? 0:07:32.800 --> 0:07:38.480 Tups point eight away from a perfect ten Aquarius. Try 0:07:38.560 --> 0:07:41.480 a new sport or hobby or knitting, something different out 0:07:41.520 --> 0:07:43.400 of the box. Your week is a six point nine 0:07:43.840 --> 0:07:45.680 and you're a nine point I'm a nine point two 0:07:46.000 --> 0:07:48.840 and Pisces. Time to put your big kid pants on 0:07:49.000 --> 0:07:51.320 and get those things done. Your week is a seven 0:07:51.360 --> 0:07:57.360 point eight. Together, we're an eighteen point two. Yes, good math, Tops. 0:07:57.360 --> 0:08:01.160 Are you gonna go put the grass between your toes? Yeah? 0:08:01.520 --> 0:08:04.880 That's sounds good to your morning Hawk is next, how 0:08:04.920 --> 0:08:07.000 to save money the next time you fly into Lax. 0:08:07.760 --> 0:08:10.400 So here's what it is. When you get back into Lax. 0:08:10.520 --> 0:08:12.720 This is a really great trick. So we're gonna save 0:08:12.760 --> 0:08:16.400 money on this. Here's what you do. You can ask 0:08:16.440 --> 0:08:19.160 your friend to get you It's a big ask uberlift. 0:08:19.280 --> 0:08:21.160 They've come along. They can help you out. Ride chairs 0:08:21.200 --> 0:08:22.920 are complicated, can be expensive. So what do you do? 0:08:24.520 --> 0:08:26.920 You take a free hotel shuttle to any nearby hotel 0:08:27.520 --> 0:08:30.920 and you have Uber pick you up there. Okay, this 0:08:31.120 --> 0:08:35.520 is from a travel Instagram post. Travel tips with J 0:08:35.679 --> 0:08:37.480 on Instagram has the answer. He says, take a free 0:08:37.520 --> 0:08:39.959 hotel shuttle to any nearby hotel, have the Uber get 0:08:40.000 --> 0:08:42.440 you there. He demonstrated this. The Uber from the airport 0:08:42.520 --> 0:08:45.200 was one hundred and five dollars. Uber from the hotel 0:08:46.040 --> 0:08:49.440 thirty one dollars. So free shuttle to the hotel Uber 0:08:49.520 --> 0:08:54.520 from the hotel front door seventy plus bucks. Like that. Smart, 0:08:55.520 --> 0:08:58.959 It's really smart, super smart, super smart. Travel tips j 0:09:00.200 --> 0:09:02.719 Today's quote, do not waste time thinking about what you 0:09:02.800 --> 0:09:05.120 could have done different, Keep your eyes on the road 0:09:05.160 --> 0:09:08.880 ahead and do it differently, now, dimly, Now forget about 0:09:08.920 --> 0:09:13.520 the past headlines. Well, a new six point three earthquake 0:09:13.600 --> 0:09:16.640 has struck Turkey as the death pole. The death toll 0:09:16.720 --> 0:09:19.560 has climbed nearly the forty seven thousand. Yeah, a magnitude 0:09:19.600 --> 0:09:22.839 six point three after shock has struck Turkey yesterday. This 0:09:23.040 --> 0:09:25.400 is two weeks after a massive earthquake left tens of 0:09:25.440 --> 0:09:28.720 thousands people dead in Turkey in Syria, a storm system 0:09:28.880 --> 0:09:31.480 is moving down from the north and is expected to 0:09:31.559 --> 0:09:35.280 bring rain and snow in southern California starting later today. 0:09:35.520 --> 0:09:37.760 A winter storm watch will be in effect in the 0:09:37.920 --> 0:09:42.599 Los Angeles County Mountains this evening through Saturday afternoon, with 0:09:42.800 --> 0:09:47.440 forecasters anticipating heavy snow accumulations accompanied by winds gusting as 0:09:47.559 --> 0:09:51.079 high as seventy miles per hour. And Courtney Cox is 0:09:51.120 --> 0:09:54.120 set to become the newest addition to the Hollywood Walk 0:09:54.160 --> 0:09:57.440 of Fame this month. The Friends alum will be honored 0:09:57.480 --> 0:10:00.360 by the Hollywood Chamber of Commerce with a star of 0:10:00.440 --> 0:10:03.040 her own on February twenty seventh. It will be the 0:10:03.440 --> 0:10:06.480 two thousand, seven hundred and fiftieth star on the Hollywood 0:10:06.480 --> 0:10:09.880 Walk of Fame in the Television category. A ceremony we 0:10:09.960 --> 0:10:19.000 held at eleven thirty AM on air with Ryan Secrets. Hey, 0:10:19.240 --> 0:10:22.760 how was your weekend, Sicity? It was a lot of 0:10:22.840 --> 0:10:28.480 fun and really jam packed and kind of wild for me, 0:10:29.240 --> 0:10:32.280 I think wild for you. So six hours Vegas we're 0:10:32.320 --> 0:10:33.640 gonna hear about that, I guess a little bit later 0:10:33.679 --> 0:10:35.000 and tany do you want to fill in any blanks 0:10:35.000 --> 0:10:38.040 because I was totally confused. Well, yeah, because I'm so jealous. 0:10:38.320 --> 0:10:40.959 I got invited to go to this as well, but 0:10:41.040 --> 0:10:42.839 it was my boyfriend's birthday and I was planning it, 0:10:42.960 --> 0:10:45.840 so I couldn't go. And I'm excited to hear her 0:10:46.600 --> 0:10:50.559 share her experience because I'm very jealous. All right, we're 0:10:50.559 --> 0:10:52.880 getting into all of that fascinating. You know what's fascinating 0:10:52.920 --> 0:10:55.000 to me. I don't know if you guys are obsessed 0:10:55.080 --> 0:10:57.040 with this, but I'm always obsessed. You know, when we 0:10:57.240 --> 0:11:01.800 have had a first lay on the show. Remember when 0:11:02.320 --> 0:11:06.280 Michelle Obama came into the show here into the studio. 0:11:06.360 --> 0:11:08.760 Do you remember that? Um, I don't think I was 0:11:09.640 --> 0:11:13.520 working with you guys yet. It was so cool. Yeah, 0:11:13.559 --> 0:11:17.160 it was into the studios over at the E Building 0:11:17.720 --> 0:11:21.000 and it was like the Advanced Team, the Secret Service, 0:11:21.040 --> 0:11:24.160 all that like coming together all the things and all 0:11:24.200 --> 0:11:27.199 the plans in place, and what was public and what 0:11:27.360 --> 0:11:29.719 was in public. I just so fascinated and all like 0:11:30.400 --> 0:11:32.600 all the paper that was covering if we had any 0:11:32.679 --> 0:11:37.120 sort of windows, like in the other rooms they had 0:11:37.160 --> 0:11:39.400 they put like paper over the window so you couldn't 0:11:39.440 --> 0:11:42.559 see through. Wait, I didn't realize that part. Yeah. So 0:11:42.679 --> 0:11:44.839 remember like Nick's studio was down the hall and he 0:11:44.960 --> 0:11:48.520 had like a little circle in the door. They covered 0:11:48.520 --> 0:11:50.760 it up with paper so you like couldn't see. I 0:11:50.800 --> 0:11:54.640 mean it's the nuance of all of the secret service 0:11:54.720 --> 0:11:57.839 move So for example, the president, President Biden had a 0:11:57.960 --> 0:12:00.240 secret trip did you see all over the news to 0:12:00.559 --> 0:12:03.400 Ukraine over the weekend? He stopped by Ukraine. But the 0:12:03.559 --> 0:12:07.520 logistics it was a surprise visit. How do you surprise 0:12:07.760 --> 0:12:10.760 with the president? So I kind of dug deep into this. 0:12:11.520 --> 0:12:14.520 And there are only two reporters along on the trip, 0:12:15.120 --> 0:12:18.160 one from the AP one from Wall Street Journal. They 0:12:18.240 --> 0:12:21.160 were just told about it on Friday. So the travel 0:12:21.240 --> 0:12:25.880 instructions were emailed and it said subject line arrival instructions 0:12:25.960 --> 0:12:29.520 for the Gulf Tourney. That was the subject line. Imagine 0:12:29.520 --> 0:12:31.760 getting that assignment on Friday, Like, by the way, this 0:12:31.960 --> 0:12:34.840 is what you're doing. Yeah, and hey, ps, you can't 0:12:35.000 --> 0:12:39.040 breathe a word of it. So the Russians listen to this. 0:12:39.800 --> 0:12:42.840 The Russians were given the heads up a few hours 0:12:43.120 --> 0:12:47.760 before departure, just to make sure there were no miscalculations 0:12:47.920 --> 0:12:50.760 in the region, right, I mean, like the heads up 0:12:50.840 --> 0:12:57.120 to you dropping bombs were moving our president through the region. 0:12:57.360 --> 0:13:00.839 Oh my gosh, isn't that just hard to think about? 0:13:02.360 --> 0:13:04.559 That is crazy, it is I'm like, I'm trying to 0:13:04.640 --> 0:13:08.280 marinate with that information right now. So I guess there 0:13:08.400 --> 0:13:10.920 was a smaller plane used, yeah, because they didn't want 0:13:11.000 --> 0:13:12.640 his big giant one because it would just be too 0:13:12.720 --> 0:13:15.720 much of you know. And it sat in the dark 0:13:16.080 --> 0:13:18.520 in a hanger with the shades pulled down, drawn right 0:13:20.080 --> 0:13:23.719 far from the tarmac usually used for presidential travel. Their 0:13:23.760 --> 0:13:25.920 phones were taken, so if you went along, the phones 0:13:25.960 --> 0:13:28.600 were taken, not return until everybody arrived at the US 0:13:28.679 --> 0:13:32.000 Embassy in Key more than twenty four hours later. The 0:13:32.120 --> 0:13:34.040 President and not listen to this. This is the secret 0:13:34.120 --> 0:13:40.520 surprise visit to the Ukraine region from the President and 0:13:40.800 --> 0:13:44.240 his secret service party. So President right at four am, 0:13:45.080 --> 0:13:47.960 and they left at four fifteen. They landed in Poland 0:13:48.160 --> 0:13:51.439 Sunday night, and a twenty car motorcade drove them to 0:13:51.559 --> 0:13:54.719 a train station. I this's gotta be a movie, I know. 0:13:55.080 --> 0:13:59.319 So twenty car motorcade get to the train station with 0:13:59.480 --> 0:14:04.280 outside irons to avoid the attention. The train crossed into 0:14:04.360 --> 0:14:06.960 Ukraine at ten pm, stopping to pick up additional security 0:14:06.960 --> 0:14:11.040 along away. The train traveled in to Keep at eight 0:14:11.120 --> 0:14:15.400 am local time, and that's where he met President Journey 0:14:15.440 --> 0:14:18.920 on the train. Yeah, I'd say, of many many hours 0:14:19.000 --> 0:14:23.680 on the train, do you go nightnight? I guess present 0:14:24.360 --> 0:14:28.920 the train car and a dining car and security everywhere, 0:14:30.000 --> 0:14:32.800 a surprise visit. I texted the market production mark. You 0:14:32.880 --> 0:14:34.760 gotta early, Smiker, you gotta tell me, like, how do 0:14:34.840 --> 0:14:37.400 you surprise? How do you have a president move around 0:14:37.440 --> 0:14:39.440 the world as a surprise? But that new one? I 0:14:39.440 --> 0:14:41.680 mean that's only the detail that we know. Imagine other 0:14:42.160 --> 0:14:45.400 detail that must have been a part of this secret 0:14:45.440 --> 0:14:50.440 service detail. The subject line is my favorite arrival instructions 0:14:50.480 --> 0:14:53.720 for the golf tourney. Isn't that crazy? That was the 0:14:53.880 --> 0:14:58.880 color subject. That was the code project name. Wow. I mean, 0:14:59.040 --> 0:15:03.640 you know there are not dissimilar code names that circulate 0:15:03.680 --> 0:15:06.000 through here. When new music is coming out, Like I'll 0:15:06.040 --> 0:15:09.040 get an email about someone's song that I can listen 0:15:09.080 --> 0:15:11.560 to and then it self implodes or self destructs or something. 0:15:12.080 --> 0:15:14.680 But the subject line is so bizarre, I don't even 0:15:15.200 --> 0:15:16.880 open it. Because I don't know what it is, right, 0:15:16.880 --> 0:15:19.920 and Sisty has to text me. You know that Belgian 0:15:19.960 --> 0:15:23.240 waffle subject line you got that's the new Bruno mars 0:15:24.680 --> 0:15:29.160 what Yeah, he's going under you know code named Belgian waffle. Well, 0:15:29.400 --> 0:15:31.040 all right, and then and then by the time I 0:15:31.080 --> 0:15:33.640 get to it, it's out right, it's expired. Yeah. I'm like, Sisty, 0:15:33.720 --> 0:15:37.240 could they re send the waffle? You might be grateful 0:15:37.240 --> 0:15:38.880 you're not dating, or you might get something out of 0:15:38.920 --> 0:15:42.040 this if you are dating. So he says, Jacob write 0:15:42.040 --> 0:15:43.520 So he says, I went out with this amazing girl 0:15:43.600 --> 0:15:46.080 and now she's not responding. I mean it's like every 0:15:46.160 --> 0:15:50.720 single time for second eight update. Okay, but keep going. 0:15:51.200 --> 0:15:55.480 Here's the deal. Here's the deal. He actually writes, I 0:15:55.640 --> 0:15:58.520 know why she's not. I want to apologize, but I 0:15:58.520 --> 0:16:01.120 don't know why she's not. He didn't tell me say 0:16:01.120 --> 0:16:04.480 an email, Jacob, How are you I'm doing okay? How 0:16:04.560 --> 0:16:07.800 are you? I'm doing well? I'm very curious. You piqued 0:16:07.920 --> 0:16:11.560 my interest. What did you do to get her to 0:16:11.720 --> 0:16:15.120 not text you? Yeah? Well, I wish that I had 0:16:15.160 --> 0:16:19.160 that information for you. Unfortunately I got a little bit 0:16:19.800 --> 0:16:22.240 had a couple too much to drink, and I can't 0:16:22.280 --> 0:16:25.520 exactly tell you what happened. I can tell you had 0:16:25.560 --> 0:16:27.960 a really good time, Like I remember the feeling of 0:16:28.040 --> 0:16:30.840 being on the date. We had fun. I know we 0:16:30.960 --> 0:16:33.880 had fun, lots of lass, but beyond that, I really 0:16:34.040 --> 0:16:38.920 I can't say. I can't figure it out. And you 0:16:39.040 --> 0:16:42.080 want us to get into it with her on the air, Well, yeah, 0:16:42.120 --> 0:16:43.840 I feel like this is kind of my hail Mary. 0:16:43.960 --> 0:16:47.560 Calling you is like it's the last ditch effort. And 0:16:47.880 --> 0:16:51.640 I do really think she's a really incredible girl. She's 0:16:52.040 --> 0:16:54.840 so smart and funny, and yeah, I kind of want 0:16:54.840 --> 0:16:57.760 to give it like one last shot. All right, So 0:16:58.000 --> 0:17:01.200 you want us to throw the hail Mary pass? Absolutely? 0:17:01.960 --> 0:17:04.960 Why is it called the hail Mary pass? Oh? Interesting? 0:17:05.119 --> 0:17:06.640 I mean we all know what it means. But yeah, 0:17:06.720 --> 0:17:09.639 where did it get into hail mary? Because teams a 0:17:09.800 --> 0:17:12.200 hail Mary. It's like a religious thing. Yeah, they often 0:17:12.320 --> 0:17:13.879 pray when they throw the ball at the end of 0:17:13.920 --> 0:17:18.240 the game. Oh well that makes sense. What is where 0:17:18.280 --> 0:17:21.520 did out of pocket come from? Like like out of 0:17:21.600 --> 0:17:24.320 pocket cost, Like, I'm out of pocket. It can't reach me, 0:17:24.520 --> 0:17:26.200 can't you can't get me. I'm off the great amount 0:17:26.200 --> 0:17:27.920 of Yeah, but where does that come from? Like, what's 0:17:27.920 --> 0:17:30.800 out of your pocket? Most things? Okay, we're getting real 0:17:30.840 --> 0:17:42.439 off topic. Sorry, well I'm looking it up. Okay, sorry, Jacob. Okay. 0:17:42.920 --> 0:17:46.560 Reporters who had filed stories were supposed to supply phone 0:17:46.640 --> 0:17:49.479 numbers where they could be reached in case questions arose. 0:17:49.800 --> 0:17:54.760 If a reporter was unreachable, they would say, I'm out 0:17:54.760 --> 0:17:59.359 of pocket. Oh not an answer, but I appreciate the effort. 0:17:59.400 --> 0:18:02.879 All right, all right, Danielle's on the line. This is 0:18:02.920 --> 0:18:06.080 a second date update. Hey, Jacob, how did you meet Danielle? 0:18:06.200 --> 0:18:09.320 Let me go back to that. Sure. Okay. So she 0:18:09.920 --> 0:18:13.480 works as like a cupcake bakery sort of down the 0:18:13.480 --> 0:18:15.840 street from where I live, and I happen to do 0:18:16.040 --> 0:18:19.680 yoga right next to where she works. So I've been, like, 0:18:19.840 --> 0:18:21.760 you know, passing by for a while, and I finally 0:18:21.840 --> 0:18:23.119 got up the courage to just go in there and 0:18:23.160 --> 0:18:26.040 ask for her number. Okay, got it? And then you 0:18:26.200 --> 0:18:29.240 go out and just remind people why you think she's 0:18:29.240 --> 0:18:33.480 not getting back to you. Well, I'm not exactly sure. 0:18:33.560 --> 0:18:36.240 I mean, we had a really fun time. We had 0:18:36.320 --> 0:18:39.199 some drinks, we were laughing. I kind of don't remember 0:18:39.280 --> 0:18:42.440 every detail, but I'm I'm not sure why she's getting 0:18:42.440 --> 0:18:45.240 back to me, although I have a feeling I made 0:18:45.440 --> 0:18:48.000 a fool of myself. I think I had one too many? 0:18:48.080 --> 0:18:51.320 And did you say something? Or is it just that 0:18:51.400 --> 0:18:53.440 you had too many? That maybe che? I think I 0:18:53.600 --> 0:18:55.520 just I think I just had too many. I'm a 0:18:55.640 --> 0:19:00.960 lightweight man, I I don't drink a lot. So Danielle 0:19:00.960 --> 0:19:03.000 may have just bailed on us here. I'm not sure. 0:19:03.080 --> 0:19:06.280 Did she bail? Well, she's not there any mark. Did 0:19:06.320 --> 0:19:10.280 she bail? How? I feel ryan on me too? I know, 0:19:10.480 --> 0:19:13.040 but we had her, she was there and then she 0:19:13.520 --> 0:19:16.240 here's the thing, and this is the problem. I shouldn't 0:19:16.280 --> 0:19:17.879 I normally I don't do that. I shouldn't have done it. 0:19:17.960 --> 0:19:19.680 Normally I don't say, hey, we're going to talk about 0:19:19.760 --> 0:19:23.440 Jacob after this song. But I did this because I 0:19:23.560 --> 0:19:25.560 did it, says I did it, you know, But this 0:19:25.680 --> 0:19:28.960 is the second day. I just mentioned your name and 0:19:29.000 --> 0:19:33.480 then she hung up on us. Why is that amazing? 0:19:34.440 --> 0:19:37.159 This is how villains are created in the in the 0:19:37.280 --> 0:19:41.480 DC universe, right, I mean, no explanation. I have her back, 0:19:41.520 --> 0:19:42.960 so Jacob, e quiet, let me try and say this. 0:19:43.119 --> 0:19:47.359 Hold on, Danielle, thanks for calling back. Daniel, give a second. Yeah, 0:19:47.440 --> 0:19:50.160 I'm okay. Well you're on the air with us. You're 0:19:50.200 --> 0:19:52.760 on the air with us. Uh, we're calling about a 0:19:52.760 --> 0:19:54.480 guy named Jacob. You guys went out. Can you tell 0:19:54.520 --> 0:19:58.520 us about Jacob? And when I say his name, Jacob, 0:19:58.760 --> 0:20:02.840 oh my god, guy, I have gotten so much mileage 0:20:02.840 --> 0:20:05.280 out of this story the last few weeks, Like why 0:20:05.400 --> 0:20:09.639 what do you mean by mileage? That's it. He was crazy, Like, 0:20:09.840 --> 0:20:12.720 I mean, it was really nice at first, but then 0:20:12.920 --> 0:20:16.320 he got super drunk and spilled wine all over me 0:20:16.640 --> 0:20:20.160 and like, I honestly, I don't want to get into 0:20:20.160 --> 0:20:22.240 all of it. It was just it was a lot. 0:20:22.640 --> 0:20:28.120 Oh no, yeah, may I asked you a couple quick 0:20:28.160 --> 0:20:29.720 questions too. So you go out this guy and you 0:20:29.760 --> 0:20:31.679 were into him, Like what did you like about Jacob 0:20:32.000 --> 0:20:34.480 to say yes to the date? I mean, he was 0:20:34.600 --> 0:20:40.040 super cute, friendly, outgoing, but like m once he got 0:20:40.080 --> 0:20:43.200 alcohol in him, he like took it to another level. 0:20:43.480 --> 0:20:46.720 Like he was definitely the drunkest guy in the room, 0:20:47.119 --> 0:20:51.040 you know, And I just like don't need that type 0:20:51.080 --> 0:20:53.719 of crazy in my life. I mean, it's cool if 0:20:53.720 --> 0:20:55.720 you have a good sense of humor, but like, I 0:20:55.840 --> 0:20:58.359 don't need a total train wreck. You know what I mean, 0:20:58.520 --> 0:21:01.000 Like I don't need that much attention everywhere I go, 0:21:01.640 --> 0:21:05.359 and I mean dated guys who can't handle alcohol before, 0:21:05.520 --> 0:21:10.640 and it's unattractive. It is unattractive, like if you get sloppy. Lastly, yeah, 0:21:11.000 --> 0:21:15.720 just making first impressions? Yeah, row, Okay, what if what 0:21:15.840 --> 0:21:18.280 if he told you, look, he realized he screwed up? 0:21:18.359 --> 0:21:21.800 Would you want to see him again? Honestly? I mean 0:21:22.200 --> 0:21:23.960 I don't know. It would take a lot for me 0:21:24.160 --> 0:21:27.480 to say yes to that. It was super super embarrassing, 0:21:27.720 --> 0:21:30.280 like he would have to really try to solvage this 0:21:30.520 --> 0:21:35.000 whole situation. Well, Jacob is on the line, Jacob, you 0:21:35.119 --> 0:21:38.320 better get to work. Oh my god, is what she 0:21:38.440 --> 0:21:43.960 said true? Jacob? I I don't know. I'd take her 0:21:44.000 --> 0:21:47.760 word for it. I guess I'm not sure. You don't 0:21:47.760 --> 0:21:53.920 even remember. I do not know? Oh my god, Yeah, 0:21:54.000 --> 0:21:56.560 of course you don't. Like you have to know your limits. 0:21:57.040 --> 0:22:00.119 Do not ever do that on a first date. I 0:22:00.320 --> 0:22:02.520 do it by herself at home. Fine, but like that 0:22:02.760 --> 0:22:07.160 is not a good first impression. I know, did something happens, 0:22:07.240 --> 0:22:12.120 like specifically what went down? Yes, you've spilled wine all 0:22:12.200 --> 0:22:17.760 over my shirt? So I was like stained Okay, Yeah, 0:22:18.280 --> 0:22:22.080 you got a little queasy. You like threw up outside. 0:22:22.280 --> 0:22:24.520 Oh no, I did not know where. There's no where 0:22:24.520 --> 0:22:28.680 I would remember that. No, you were like barfing and 0:22:29.240 --> 0:22:32.120 it was gross and I'm sorry, but like, I definitely 0:22:32.200 --> 0:22:34.320 didn't want to kiss you after that. It was just 0:22:34.680 --> 0:22:38.639 too much. Okay, to be fair, though, I think I 0:22:38.840 --> 0:22:41.720 was just nervous because I really, I don't know, I 0:22:41.840 --> 0:22:45.760 really liked you. I think you're so protractive and pretty 0:22:45.840 --> 0:22:49.160 and intelligent, and I think I just let that kind 0:22:49.200 --> 0:22:50.960 of get the better of me. We were having fun 0:22:51.040 --> 0:22:54.840 and I just had too many. So Jacob, look, here's 0:22:54.880 --> 0:22:58.240 the thing you heard Danielle. She was not into it. 0:22:59.160 --> 0:23:01.320 She said you gotta you a lot to get her 0:23:01.359 --> 0:23:03.680