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Speaker 1: bab huh. I show will a good morning everybody. You

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Speaker 1: One of all is Steve Harvey. Man got a radio show.

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Speaker 1: Steve Harvey got a radio show because God in the

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Speaker 1: blessing business. Yeah, that's all. I'm just a recipient. Steve

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Speaker 1: Harvey got a radio show because God is in the

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Speaker 1: show you favor business. He showed me some favor. Steve

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Speaker 1: Harvey got a radio show because God is in the

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Speaker 1: forgiving business. God and forgave me thousands and thousands of times,

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Speaker 1: you know. And I say that as a big number

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Speaker 1: like that, because it's probably true. God is a forgiving God.

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Speaker 1: That's how I exist today, and that's how you exist today.

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Speaker 1: And one of the things I want to remind you

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Speaker 1: has a book I'll call It's Your Time. I love

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Speaker 1: this book. It's called It's Your Time. And that's kind

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Speaker 1: of what I want to touch you on today. And

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Speaker 1: I want to remind you all that it's still your time. See,

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Speaker 1: you know, there's look, you know, they've got unsuccessful people

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Speaker 1: So to justify it, here comes this great, seemingly very

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Speaker 1: clever saying, and a lot of us are death. Well,

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Speaker 1: so not the case. I want to remind everybody today

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Speaker 1: that it's still your time, that you know your ship

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Speaker 1: hasn't sailed, you didn't miss all of your opportunities. There's others.

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Speaker 1: It's still your time. You know you still got a chance,

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Speaker 1: You still have a shot. Here's a good one. You

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Speaker 1: still have hope, you do all of you. As long

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Speaker 1: You can never lose sight of that. You can never

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Speaker 1: I'm just gonna cash in the chips. I'm gonna take

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Speaker 1: not coming from him. It's still your time, you still

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Speaker 1: You got to move and you got to move on it.

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Speaker 1: So many people are not getting the full benefit of

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Speaker 1: the blessings that God has for because you keep waiting

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Speaker 1: on the perfect time. Man, how many times have I

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Speaker 1: And one of my greatest blessings was marrying Marjorie. I

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Speaker 1: always under construction. You ain't gonna go out there and

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Speaker 1: I got man, this is a perfect time to do

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Speaker 1: it now. If you're waiting on the perfect time. That

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Speaker 1: could be one of your biggest problems. You're still waiting.

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Speaker 1: You have got to move and you've got to move

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Speaker 1: There's always hope, There's always God. That's my conversation to

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Speaker 1: Roscoe Wallace. Thingis things? So much thing with ladies? How

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Speaker 1: that's no lie? Holding on? Wal td wrote that too,

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Speaker 1: everything everything. Welcome to the Steven Morning Show. It ain't

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Speaker 1: nothing like it, baby, Ben Morning Show in the wheel.

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Speaker 1: Let me hear you use everybody. Shelly Strawberry, calif Real,

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Speaker 1: and Mississippi Monica's grandmama won the Catfish Championship in Mississippi

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Speaker 1: Man man, yea, all right. Coming up at thirty two

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach Darnell. Darnell. Let's see this, Darnell.

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Speaker 1: How you doing this? Is Scott? Soon with Bigger, bigger

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Speaker 1: I'm good, Scott. What's up? We were actually, uh given

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Speaker 1: that correct? Yeah? Okay, Well, um, you know your wife's um,

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Speaker 1: your wife's birthday is coming up pretty soon, is that right? Yeah? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: so a couple of weeks. Yeah, it's coming up. Okay.

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Speaker 1: Have you have you decided on getting or anything or

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Speaker 1: have you purchased anything yet? No? No, I got a

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Speaker 1: couple of days in mind. Um. Well, actually, uh, we

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Speaker 1: her birthday present? So what's her name? You're company? Bigger

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Speaker 1: I got the best. I never had a complaint. Man,

421
00:28:47,520 --> 00:28:49,320
Speaker 1: we're happy. We enjoy each other. They can't stay in

422
00:28:49,400 --> 00:28:51,280
Speaker 1: my house long as they were. Ye, I love them.

423
00:28:51,640 --> 00:28:56,280
Speaker 1: But her sister husband, what's wrong? I don't know, that's what.

424
00:28:56,400 --> 00:28:59,440
Speaker 1: That's what's wrong? I don't know. So they come to

425
00:28:59,560 --> 00:29:04,880
Speaker 1: dinner what we was having a prayer one time my

426
00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:07,680
Speaker 1: mom in law said, let's all whole hands, you know,

427
00:29:07,880 --> 00:29:11,840
Speaker 1: the huge kitchen. Yeah, about twenty people. Everybody go around

428
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:14,920
Speaker 1: and say what they think. Yes, okay, now I ain't

429
00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:17,920
Speaker 1: like this here because there's too many people. And I

430
00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:19,960
Speaker 1: didn't know half the people that was in the circle.

431
00:29:20,640 --> 00:29:23,000
Speaker 1: So and then I really don't care what you're grateful

432
00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:26,680
Speaker 1: for because dinner is ready and we can talk about this.

433
00:29:26,800 --> 00:29:30,200
Speaker 1: Why we eat? You know? But what is all this beforehand?

434
00:29:31,480 --> 00:29:34,720
Speaker 1: And it got around to everybody, and this one lady

435
00:29:34,840 --> 00:29:37,400
Speaker 1: took a long time, but hers was the best. So

436
00:29:37,800 --> 00:29:40,840
Speaker 1: I broke from the circle and started clapping because I

437
00:29:40,880 --> 00:29:43,920
Speaker 1: wanted to try to end it with applause, right, and

438
00:29:44,200 --> 00:29:47,320
Speaker 1: you're not posted a clap doing prayer. But I just

439
00:29:47,400 --> 00:29:51,440
Speaker 1: tried to wrap it up and it kept going. And

440
00:29:51,560 --> 00:29:54,800
Speaker 1: I'm holding this dude's hand. Now. I don't know nothing

441
00:29:54,880 --> 00:29:57,880
Speaker 1: wrong with him until it got to him and he

442
00:29:58,040 --> 00:30:01,480
Speaker 1: started talking about what he was great for folk. He said,

443
00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:05,960
Speaker 1: I'm grateful for the weather and that we had the

444
00:30:06,200 --> 00:30:11,240
Speaker 1: jacket's home, and that the fact that you know, the

445
00:30:11,800 --> 00:30:15,160
Speaker 1: everything at the grocery store is fresh, and that we

446
00:30:15,320 --> 00:30:19,280
Speaker 1: can go go by there. And I think I thank

447
00:30:19,360 --> 00:30:23,160
Speaker 1: him for my cars too, that come on in the

448
00:30:23,320 --> 00:30:27,600
Speaker 1: morning and take her safe. And then I want to

449
00:30:27,720 --> 00:30:31,640
Speaker 1: thank him for the freshness of the potato chips in

450
00:30:31,760 --> 00:30:36,959
Speaker 1: the bag. Sometime now, I'm sitting there, I'm looking upside

451
00:30:37,120 --> 00:30:40,320
Speaker 1: his head, but my whole body trimming because everybody got

452
00:30:40,400 --> 00:30:45,000
Speaker 1: their head down except Winting, which is looking up hitting

453
00:30:45,120 --> 00:30:54,800
Speaker 1: full blown hollow motive and me, yes, face talk, I'm

454
00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:58,440
Speaker 1: over here. My whole body is shaking. I'm laughing so hard,

455
00:30:58,560 --> 00:31:02,720
Speaker 1: trying not to blurt it out. Gives my mother in law,

456
00:31:02,880 --> 00:31:05,400
Speaker 1: she holding my hand on the other side. She squeezes

457
00:31:05,520 --> 00:31:07,360
Speaker 1: my hand to try to help me through it. That

458
00:31:07,440 --> 00:31:11,840
Speaker 1: ain't stopping nothing. I got, who is this man? Then

459
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:14,800
Speaker 1: my other son, Steve, he opens his eyes and he

460
00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:19,800
Speaker 1: starts snickering. My son's me and my sons is in

461
00:31:19,960 --> 00:31:26,080
Speaker 1: hollow modoy this to us, yilah, And I've given him

462
00:31:26,120 --> 00:31:30,160
Speaker 1: for permission at laughing stuff like that. So I looked

463
00:31:30,240 --> 00:31:32,640
Speaker 1: over to the left of the circle and my wife

464
00:31:32,840 --> 00:31:35,240
Speaker 1: is glaring at me with them a little green eyes.

465
00:31:35,480 --> 00:31:40,840
Speaker 1: I'm talking about glaring. You don't suit if you don't

466
00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:45,680
Speaker 1: pull it to together like when she said that. And

467
00:31:45,800 --> 00:31:48,320
Speaker 1: then I think the Lord, I gotta tune up the

468
00:31:48,400 --> 00:31:56,760
Speaker 1: other day I had. I had to let everybody hand

469
00:31:56,840 --> 00:32:00,600
Speaker 1: go and leave the circlet up. Yeah, thank god I

470
00:32:00,680 --> 00:32:02,600
Speaker 1: got a tune up the other day. I look in

471
00:32:02,720 --> 00:32:07,120
Speaker 1: my office. I'm holly wrong, I'm holly Next thing, I

472
00:32:07,280 --> 00:32:09,720
Speaker 1: look up Winton in the office with me because he

473
00:32:09,800 --> 00:32:15,200
Speaker 1: couldn't handle it. I love it. That was it, all right, Steve.

474
00:32:15,320 --> 00:32:18,880
Speaker 1: Time for today's headline. Ladies and gentlemen, miss Anne Trip,

475
00:32:19,840 --> 00:32:21,920
Speaker 1: thank you very much. That's right they saying it. You

476
00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:23,800
Speaker 1: could pick your friends, but not your meltis. I always

477
00:32:23,800 --> 00:32:27,600
Speaker 1: say that around Thanksgiving. Remember that, according Wisconsin has set

478
00:32:27,640 --> 00:32:30,000
Speaker 1: bail for the man accused of driving his SUV into

479
00:32:30,040 --> 00:32:33,400
Speaker 1: a Christmas parade in Walkershaw at five million dollars, which

480
00:32:33,440 --> 00:32:37,480
Speaker 1: Court Commissioner David Herring says is totally appropriate. It's extraordinarily high,

481
00:32:37,600 --> 00:32:42,000
Speaker 1: but it's an extraordinarily big case. It's an extraordinarily serious

482
00:32:42,080 --> 00:32:46,920
Speaker 1: case with an extraordinary history of this gentleman. Alleged driver

483
00:32:47,040 --> 00:32:50,080
Speaker 1: dal Brooks faces five counts of intentional homicide, which is

484
00:32:50,120 --> 00:32:52,720
Speaker 1: expected to be ramped up since now a sixth person

485
00:32:52,840 --> 00:32:56,120
Speaker 1: has died, a child. Jurors and Charlottesville, Virginia have found

486
00:32:56,200 --> 00:32:59,280
Speaker 1: that the racist organizers are that Unite the Right rally

487
00:32:59,320 --> 00:33:03,320
Speaker 1: four years ago are liable and for twenty five million dollars.

488
00:33:03,360 --> 00:33:05,840
Speaker 1: A civil suit was filed against the white supremacist in

489
00:33:05,880 --> 00:33:10,320
Speaker 1: connection with the injuries suffered in that horrific violent demonstration.

490
00:33:10,640 --> 00:33:12,480
Speaker 1: A federal jury has handed down a verdict in the

491
00:33:12,560 --> 00:33:16,160
Speaker 1: case of three major retail pharmacy chains, saying that they

492
00:33:16,240 --> 00:33:18,600
Speaker 1: did not do enough to stem the flow of opioid

493
00:33:18,680 --> 00:33:23,280
Speaker 1: medication pain medication to two Ohio counties against CBS, Walgreens,

494
00:33:23,320 --> 00:33:26,800
Speaker 1: and Walmart. Walmart actually provide the example now for city

495
00:33:26,840 --> 00:33:29,840
Speaker 1: and county governments looking to hold drug store chains responsible

496
00:33:30,080 --> 00:33:34,360
Speaker 1: for their roles in the US opioid crisis. President Biden

497
00:33:34,440 --> 00:33:37,120
Speaker 1: says that despite the recent inflation, the nation's economy is

498
00:33:37,160 --> 00:33:39,840
Speaker 1: on the rebound. He's ordered the release of some fifty

499
00:33:40,080 --> 00:33:43,640
Speaker 1: million barrels of oil from the nation's strategic oil reserves

500
00:33:43,640 --> 00:33:46,400
Speaker 1: and hopes of bringing down gas prices. But in the meantime,

501
00:33:46,520 --> 00:33:48,600
Speaker 1: Biden says there are already some things to be grateful

502
00:33:48,640 --> 00:33:52,240
Speaker 1: for this year, record job growing, the strongest recovery in

503
00:33:52,280 --> 00:33:55,600
Speaker 1: the world, and most of all, the chance to be

504
00:33:55,720 --> 00:34:00,080
Speaker 1: together again with the people we love on Thankskimming's and

505
00:34:00,160 --> 00:34:02,280
Speaker 1: Triple A says it even with the higher gas prices,

506
00:34:02,320 --> 00:34:05,800
Speaker 1: holiday travel this week has almost completely recovered to pre

507
00:34:05,960 --> 00:34:09,200
Speaker 1: pandemic levels. If you're flying, don't expect any open seats.

508
00:34:09,239 --> 00:34:11,839
Speaker 1: And as for driving, Triple A's predicting that fifty three

509
00:34:11,880 --> 00:34:13,880
Speaker 1: and a half million Americas are going to be traveling

510
00:34:13,960 --> 00:34:16,840
Speaker 1: within the US for Thanksgiving this year, about a thirteen

511
00:34:16,920 --> 00:34:20,000
Speaker 1: percent jump over last year, with air travel up by

512
00:34:20,120 --> 00:34:22,759
Speaker 1: eighty percent last year. A lot of folks drove. You know,

513
00:34:23,239 --> 00:34:26,760
Speaker 1: the jury has now begun liberating deliberating rather the Ahmed

514
00:34:26,840 --> 00:34:29,600
Speaker 1: arbery case, where three white men are accused of murdering

515
00:34:29,680 --> 00:34:34,200
Speaker 1: an innocent, unarmed black jogger in Brunswick, Georgia, and tis

516
00:34:34,239 --> 00:34:37,400
Speaker 1: the season for giving out turkeys? Well, of course we did.

517
00:34:37,480 --> 00:34:40,080
Speaker 1: Steve Harvey gave him out yesterday. None other than Slick

518
00:34:40,160 --> 00:34:42,359
Speaker 1: Rick got into the turkey giving things in his Bronx

519
00:34:42,400 --> 00:34:44,520
Speaker 1: neighborhood in New York City the other day. You know,

520
00:34:44,680 --> 00:34:46,239
Speaker 1: it's just been a good thing, you know, to look

521
00:34:46,280 --> 00:34:48,640
Speaker 1: out for the community that you're from, that you came from.

522
00:34:49,480 --> 00:34:51,560
Speaker 1: It's easy to take some pressure off of the people

523
00:34:52,040 --> 00:34:54,160
Speaker 1: and let him get some free, free stuff. Instead I

524
00:34:54,160 --> 00:34:58,120
Speaker 1: would to go out there and spending little chips. Dobbo Babbo.

525
00:34:58,560 --> 00:35:01,320
Speaker 1: Now back to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening

526
00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:06,879
Speaker 1: to show, guys, time to have some fun. We gotta

527
00:35:06,920 --> 00:35:10,879
Speaker 1: ask you, is there a member junior your family comes

528
00:35:10,960 --> 00:35:13,760
Speaker 1: to mind, but is there one member of your family?

529
00:35:14,719 --> 00:35:17,960
Speaker 1: Because I love his family, Uh, that's guilty. Is there

530
00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:20,360
Speaker 1: one member of your family that's guilty of just always

531
00:35:20,440 --> 00:35:24,360
Speaker 1: being a problem, just being a massive Thanksgiving? And what

532
00:35:24,520 --> 00:35:32,640
Speaker 1: have they done? That's them? Not ten MARTA's gonna be there, David,

533
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:36,279
Speaker 1: Uncle Jay, Uncle Red. It's gonna be some people that's

534
00:35:36,280 --> 00:35:38,680
Speaker 1: gonna be some problems. Okay, So that's why I say, sir,

535
00:35:38,880 --> 00:35:42,280
Speaker 1: when you come to our Thanksgiving, get in your clique.

536
00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:47,560
Speaker 1: Don't go over somebody click getting your click pause. I'm

537
00:35:49,120 --> 00:35:52,480
Speaker 1: with each other. Your families had clicks like that though

538
00:35:52,840 --> 00:35:56,200
Speaker 1: time prisoners. Hain't with the prisoners. They got all kinds

539
00:35:56,280 --> 00:36:00,480
Speaker 1: to wait what you can't be free? Ain't never been

540
00:36:00,520 --> 00:36:03,759
Speaker 1: a prisoner to talk what they talk about over ain't

541
00:36:03,800 --> 00:36:08,480
Speaker 1: get they clicked up. Everybody has been locked up. They

542
00:36:08,560 --> 00:36:12,480
Speaker 1: all they all together. They're the card table, domino table.

543
00:36:12,560 --> 00:36:14,840
Speaker 1: You know they're over there looking with mirrors around corners

544
00:36:15,800 --> 00:36:18,479
Speaker 1: conversation if yeah, you have no idea what they talked about,

545
00:36:20,440 --> 00:36:23,040
Speaker 1: what they're talking about. You don't know about going to

546
00:36:23,120 --> 00:36:29,320
Speaker 1: bed at nine lights out? I don't know nothing about that.

547
00:36:31,160 --> 00:36:34,360
Speaker 1: You don't know why would you be over there. You

548
00:36:34,360 --> 00:36:35,960
Speaker 1: don't know how they got the cell phone in the

549
00:36:36,600 --> 00:36:37,920
Speaker 1: in the whole You don't know how to get them in.

550
00:36:40,640 --> 00:36:47,360
Speaker 1: You ain't contribute to You don't know you Yeah, you

551
00:36:47,400 --> 00:36:49,880
Speaker 1: don't know about unscrewing the lightbulb, crushing it in the

552
00:36:49,960 --> 00:36:51,480
Speaker 1: in the whole town, and what you're doing with the

553
00:36:51,600 --> 00:36:55,600
Speaker 1: you know, you don't know them about that. He put

554
00:36:55,640 --> 00:36:57,200
Speaker 1: it out in the hallway. That's how to hear the

555
00:36:57,239 --> 00:37:04,799
Speaker 1: guard coming. Yeah, you don't know this that click, I wouldn't. Yeah,

556
00:37:06,160 --> 00:37:08,960
Speaker 1: you ain't never hear to shank any You ain't never

557
00:37:10,840 --> 00:37:13,840
Speaker 1: come on let them know. That's you don't have no

558
00:37:13,920 --> 00:37:17,000
Speaker 1: bits over in that conversation. What do you know about

559
00:37:17,040 --> 00:37:19,279
Speaker 1: how to press your pants? You don't know about putting

560
00:37:19,280 --> 00:37:21,560
Speaker 1: your pants in between the mattress. You don't know about

561
00:37:21,560 --> 00:37:24,879
Speaker 1: that and lay on it to get a criss. Why

562
00:37:24,960 --> 00:37:26,759
Speaker 1: would you be talking? You don't know how to make

563
00:37:26,840 --> 00:37:28,520
Speaker 1: top running in the commode. You don't know how to

564
00:37:28,560 --> 00:37:37,080
Speaker 1: do that. Yeah, no idea, that ain't for you. That's

565
00:37:37,160 --> 00:37:39,279
Speaker 1: when you were at your leave. What you're doing over that?

566
00:37:40,200 --> 00:37:44,279
Speaker 1: I love your friend. You can relate to bring the

567
00:37:44,440 --> 00:37:48,240
Speaker 1: cause more than just payments and let somebody going to school.

568
00:37:48,280 --> 00:37:50,719
Speaker 1: Your had no biness over in this car. And then

569
00:37:50,719 --> 00:37:53,759
Speaker 1: when they compregate that they always congregate in low light.

570
00:37:53,840 --> 00:37:56,359
Speaker 1: They don't never be an open every time I can't

571
00:37:56,400 --> 00:37:58,640
Speaker 1: get together the ass in the ConA winds low ledge.

572
00:38:00,080 --> 00:38:01,839
Speaker 1: He over here trying to talk to us. Ain't got

573
00:38:01,960 --> 00:38:07,680
Speaker 1: one recipe to make hooch. You ain't never had fermented

574
00:38:07,719 --> 00:38:11,719
Speaker 1: fruit in your damn life. Put you over here for man,

575
00:38:12,800 --> 00:38:16,160
Speaker 1: do they bring anything to the dinner journia? Hell no,

576
00:38:16,480 --> 00:38:19,040
Speaker 1: they take all the scraps and make something with it.

577
00:38:21,920 --> 00:38:28,480
Speaker 1: You're listening at everybody this Thanksgiving time. You at your

578
00:38:28,560 --> 00:38:31,280
Speaker 1: mama's house, you at your friend's house, you just gathered

579
00:38:31,320 --> 00:38:33,960
Speaker 1: around you in the living room, kitchen or this, and

580
00:38:34,080 --> 00:38:38,319
Speaker 1: you're having these conversations. Two things, you don't have all

581
00:38:38,400 --> 00:38:41,640
Speaker 1: the information, and the other one is they don't make

582
00:38:41,800 --> 00:38:47,400
Speaker 1: no damn sense at all. But what you're talking they

583
00:38:47,560 --> 00:38:51,799
Speaker 1: sound something like this. Now, last year, we was over

584
00:38:52,040 --> 00:38:54,560
Speaker 1: at um that see, we was at um whose house

585
00:38:54,719 --> 00:39:02,080
Speaker 1: was at last? It was Charlotte, that was We was

586
00:39:02,120 --> 00:39:05,840
Speaker 1: at Kenneth wayne house last Kenneth Wayne, Kenneth Wayne, Kenthethwayne.

587
00:39:05,920 --> 00:39:10,600
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah Kenwayne. Because what happened was were trying

588
00:39:10,640 --> 00:39:13,479
Speaker 1: to watch the game and they had the small ass.

589
00:39:14,239 --> 00:39:20,480
Speaker 1: They had a small tea was zenas. Yeah yeah, So

590
00:39:20,800 --> 00:39:23,200
Speaker 1: you're talking about Kenneth Wayne that marriage visited his ring

591
00:39:23,280 --> 00:39:31,839
Speaker 1: fa Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Y'all think y'all,

592
00:39:31,920 --> 00:39:34,520
Speaker 1: y'all think Ricky gonna get out and then be able

593
00:39:34,560 --> 00:39:37,160
Speaker 1: to make it the next year's Thanksgiving. I don't know,

594
00:39:37,480 --> 00:39:41,080
Speaker 1: he's miss he's missed seven. I don't know, I don't know.

595
00:39:41,960 --> 00:39:46,480
Speaker 1: This is the call he goes off of parole every year. Yeah,

596
00:39:46,560 --> 00:39:49,480
Speaker 1: I heard this girl, Carlicia is gonna bring just bring

597
00:39:49,600 --> 00:39:53,000
Speaker 1: the turkey and addressing. Yeah, but you know what the

598
00:39:53,120 --> 00:39:57,359
Speaker 1: prison when heard about her, she had seen somebody else,

599
00:39:57,440 --> 00:40:00,399
Speaker 1: and they would take her to the prison to see him.

600
00:40:00,800 --> 00:40:05,320
Speaker 1: Why in the course she kid somebody else, she'd have

601
00:40:05,440 --> 00:40:12,400
Speaker 1: had two babies. Why Ricky in now that to babies?

602
00:40:12,640 --> 00:40:15,680
Speaker 1: Why y'all keep back like y'all don't know this. But

603
00:40:15,800 --> 00:40:19,600
Speaker 1: why she named that second baby though? Why she second baby?

604
00:40:20,680 --> 00:40:28,239
Speaker 1: The baby daddy name is Rickett. And she told Ricky

605
00:40:28,400 --> 00:40:30,960
Speaker 1: she would have had a slow pregnancy and the baby

606
00:40:31,160 --> 00:40:33,840
Speaker 1: is his. She said the whole two years head in

607
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:37,800
Speaker 1: there that those was his babies. She and he believed it,

608
00:40:37,960 --> 00:40:41,120
Speaker 1: and he believed it. Now the baby don't look like Rickett.

609
00:40:41,200 --> 00:40:47,840
Speaker 1: The baby looked like little Richard. Ain't rich That's what

610
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:53,759
Speaker 1: I seen. Got the hair cutting, everything got him just

611
00:40:54,200 --> 00:40:57,000
Speaker 1: like just like. And his first words were shut up,

612
00:40:57,520 --> 00:41:00,960
Speaker 1: shut up the baby. That don't know what that was.

613
00:41:01,120 --> 00:41:05,400
Speaker 1: But I whip Baba blue back back. Yeah, it's amazing.

614
00:41:05,840 --> 00:41:08,799
Speaker 1: Three years old, he was a baba lue Bay. Yeah.

615
00:41:09,239 --> 00:41:12,400
Speaker 1: But what strange is the baby looked like little but

616
00:41:12,520 --> 00:41:15,360
Speaker 1: have you seen the daddy. The daddy looked just like

617
00:41:15,719 --> 00:41:20,000
Speaker 1: Chuck Barry. He does. That's crazy. Not that is really

618
00:41:20,040 --> 00:41:23,520
Speaker 1: crazy because I saw him at the Walmart with him

619
00:41:23,520 --> 00:41:28,879
Speaker 1: and I thought it was Miles Davis, really like, oh

620
00:41:29,080 --> 00:41:32,120
Speaker 1: you know who that is. That's not him, that's the grandmama.

621
00:41:32,200 --> 00:41:39,200
Speaker 1: That looked like Miles Davis. I remember, Grandmatty. It was Hattie.

622
00:41:39,320 --> 00:41:48,480
Speaker 1: It was remember, just like Miles Davis. Yeah, yeah, she

623
00:41:48,680 --> 00:41:51,480
Speaker 1: looked just like Listen, I don't want to worry y'all

624
00:41:51,520 --> 00:41:54,920
Speaker 1: with that, mama. Okay, go ahead. We didn't ran out

625
00:41:54,920 --> 00:41:57,200
Speaker 1: of cram Bear sauce. IM just telling y'all we didn't

626
00:41:57,280 --> 00:42:00,680
Speaker 1: ran out of cram Bear Cranberry. Well that's not the

627
00:42:00,840 --> 00:42:03,960
Speaker 1: sauce though, that's the actual berries. And don't know nobody

628
00:42:04,160 --> 00:42:10,400
Speaker 1: like that? Ask something? What is anybody in anybody's size?

629
00:42:10,520 --> 00:42:20,120
Speaker 1: Me hungry? Yes, that's why we're all here here ready, ready,

630
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Speaker 1: you're ready to ate one time? I just you know

631
00:42:24,320 --> 00:42:27,120
Speaker 1: it ought to be time for for uh, you know,

632
00:42:27,280 --> 00:42:31,440
Speaker 1: for backing folks. Yes, we got to pray again. Who's

633
00:42:31,480 --> 00:42:34,120
Speaker 1: gonna say the prayer this time? No? No, we don't know,

634
00:42:34,320 --> 00:42:43,000
Speaker 1: we don't. Don't don't you let memory still bless It's

635
00:42:43,040 --> 00:42:49,319
Speaker 1: still blessed. Amen, you don't bless it? Twice? Yes, ma'am.

636
00:42:49,640 --> 00:42:54,040
Speaker 1: Some kind of Herbert to get his hands after potato

637
00:42:54,200 --> 00:43:12,719
Speaker 1: salad handswhere means go nowhere? Thanksgiving convos me coming up next,

638
00:43:14,560 --> 00:43:17,319
Speaker 1: Thank you? Coming up more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

639
00:43:17,520 --> 00:43:21,479
Speaker 1: Right after this. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show

640
00:43:22,680 --> 00:43:25,120
Speaker 1: coming up at the top of the hour, right about

641
00:43:25,160 --> 00:43:27,600
Speaker 1: four minutes after. You're not going to believe my strawberry

642
00:43:27,680 --> 00:43:31,160
Speaker 1: letter for today. The subject is you can't have your

643
00:43:31,200 --> 00:43:34,520
Speaker 1: cake and eat it too. But wait till you hear

644
00:43:34,600 --> 00:43:38,000
Speaker 1: it right now though, the nephews in the building with

645
00:43:38,400 --> 00:43:40,440
Speaker 1: today's prank phone call, what you got for us? Nap?

646
00:43:40,600 --> 00:43:43,040
Speaker 1: I want to date your mom? Oh see right there,

647
00:43:44,480 --> 00:43:47,200
Speaker 1: I want to date your mom. Steve, how would you

648
00:43:47,280 --> 00:43:51,320
Speaker 1: do it again? Please? Let's uh. Today's prank is I

649
00:43:51,440 --> 00:44:00,440
Speaker 1: want to date your mother? See you need on That

650
00:44:00,520 --> 00:44:02,239
Speaker 1: puts some moment, Yeah, I mean you know, I mean

651
00:44:02,280 --> 00:44:04,480
Speaker 1: I can't tell you how the prank because obviously you're

652
00:44:04,520 --> 00:44:06,359
Speaker 1: the king of it. But I was just talking about

653
00:44:06,360 --> 00:44:10,960
Speaker 1: the introductionist could use a lot of one. Yetta, put

654
00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:13,520
Speaker 1: some more flavor on that, and I see the flavors

655
00:44:13,560 --> 00:44:16,640
Speaker 1: in the prank. Yeah, we'll put some seasoning on that

656
00:44:16,800 --> 00:44:20,440
Speaker 1: intro though. Yeah. See that's that's where you are not different.

657
00:44:21,040 --> 00:44:23,360
Speaker 1: And so once again, just do what you want to do,

658
00:44:24,160 --> 00:44:28,879
Speaker 1: all right? How did you say, I'm sorry, I can't

659
00:44:28,960 --> 00:44:35,879
Speaker 1: I want to date your mom? Do you man? Run it? Clue? Hello? Hello,

660
00:44:36,040 --> 00:44:38,240
Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach I'm trying to reach miss Burns.

661
00:44:38,440 --> 00:44:41,160
Speaker 1: This is James. This is our son. How you doing man?

662
00:44:41,239 --> 00:44:44,600
Speaker 1: My name is Gordon Gordon. Just recently joined the church

663
00:44:44,680 --> 00:44:46,520
Speaker 1: man within the last month, and I was trying to

664
00:44:46,560 --> 00:44:48,920
Speaker 1: get in touch with Miss Burns. One of the members

665
00:44:48,960 --> 00:44:51,040
Speaker 1: gave me a number, but I guess they they must

666
00:44:51,080 --> 00:44:52,800
Speaker 1: have gave me the wrong number. I guess it's is

667
00:44:52,840 --> 00:44:55,319
Speaker 1: this a home number or what is this? A hell

668
00:44:55,360 --> 00:44:58,200
Speaker 1: of Hello? Who? Who? Who is this again? My name

669
00:44:58,320 --> 00:45:02,239
Speaker 1: is Gordon Gordon. I'm a new member at the church. Yeah,

670
00:45:03,200 --> 00:45:05,520
Speaker 1: this is just your number. Yeah, man, this is my

671
00:45:05,600 --> 00:45:08,839
Speaker 1: phone number. I'm James, I'm my son. Oh that's your mom. Okay,

672
00:45:08,920 --> 00:45:11,080
Speaker 1: that's your mother? Right all right? Well, yeah, my bad man.

673
00:45:11,080 --> 00:45:12,720
Speaker 1: I was trying to get in touch with miss Burns

674
00:45:12,800 --> 00:45:15,520
Speaker 1: now is did you have a sale or home number

675
00:45:15,600 --> 00:45:18,239
Speaker 1: somewhere I can get in touch with Miss Burns Wait

676
00:45:18,280 --> 00:45:21,240
Speaker 1: to time time, tell you your name is what? Gordon?

677
00:45:21,440 --> 00:45:24,320
Speaker 1: Gordon Gordon. I just joined the church, man, so I

678
00:45:24,400 --> 00:45:26,640
Speaker 1: might not have met you yet. Jane. Okay, Well, God

679
00:45:26,719 --> 00:45:29,439
Speaker 1: bless you man, Thank you man. I appreciate it, because

680
00:45:29,560 --> 00:45:31,799
Speaker 1: is it anyway I could get your mom's home number from.

681
00:45:33,719 --> 00:45:36,480
Speaker 1: I mean, you're just joining the church. I mean I

682
00:45:36,520 --> 00:45:38,480
Speaker 1: don't I don't see why you wouldn't be able to

683
00:45:38,560 --> 00:45:40,160
Speaker 1: talk to it. I mean, is there anything there a

684
00:45:40,239 --> 00:45:43,520
Speaker 1: message I could pass someone to it? Though? Uh? Well, yeah,

685
00:45:43,800 --> 00:45:46,080
Speaker 1: I mean I'm trying to see if it's all right

686
00:45:46,840 --> 00:45:49,880
Speaker 1: for uh, for me to take her out. I've been

687
00:45:49,920 --> 00:45:52,920
Speaker 1: seeing them for the last up. Hold up, Hold up,

688
00:45:52,920 --> 00:45:55,719
Speaker 1: hold hold till about that you You were just saying

689
00:45:55,760 --> 00:45:59,400
Speaker 1: to you a new member to the church, and somebody

690
00:46:00,080 --> 00:46:02,520
Speaker 1: gave you or they were attempting to give you my

691
00:46:02,640 --> 00:46:04,960
Speaker 1: mother's number, and you're asking me if you could take

692
00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:08,000
Speaker 1: her out. Man. Well, I wasn't asking you. I thought

693
00:46:08,040 --> 00:46:09,800
Speaker 1: I had her phone number. I guess they gave you

694
00:46:09,880 --> 00:46:12,719
Speaker 1: your number by mistake. You know, that's my reason for Carl.

695
00:46:12,760 --> 00:46:14,160
Speaker 1: I thought I was gonna get her. I want to

696
00:46:14,239 --> 00:46:16,759
Speaker 1: take her out, you know, maybe to dinner or something. Well,

697
00:46:17,120 --> 00:46:19,040
Speaker 1: I'll be quite hotest, man. I just came back home

698
00:46:19,080 --> 00:46:22,520
Speaker 1: from overseas, from fighting and everything. Man, And uh, I mean,

699
00:46:22,880 --> 00:46:25,480
Speaker 1: you know my pops just passed away not too long ago.

700
00:46:25,719 --> 00:46:28,120
Speaker 1: And I ain't you know, I ain't too keen or

701
00:46:28,200 --> 00:46:31,279
Speaker 1: my mama going out with somebody and beside you, you

702
00:46:31,360 --> 00:46:34,520
Speaker 1: don't even sound like you. Hey, she in the sixties. Man,

703
00:46:34,600 --> 00:46:37,840
Speaker 1: older you man, I'm thirty six. The hell out of you?

704
00:46:38,120 --> 00:46:41,439
Speaker 1: You how old man? I'm thirty six, I'm thirty four.

705
00:46:41,560 --> 00:46:44,560
Speaker 1: What is you doing? You do realize my mom is

706
00:46:44,600 --> 00:46:47,600
Speaker 1: pushing sixty? Right? You know what? Man? I look at

707
00:46:47,640 --> 00:46:50,000
Speaker 1: it like James, Right, James, I look at it like

708
00:46:50,040 --> 00:46:52,680
Speaker 1: it's you know heyes, ain't number but the number man.

709
00:46:52,760 --> 00:46:55,240
Speaker 1: It wasn't your heart man, And how you carry yourself?

710
00:46:55,320 --> 00:46:58,479
Speaker 1: You know? Yeah? But my hey, but my mom ain't

711
00:46:58,520 --> 00:47:00,640
Speaker 1: know cougar like that. And I knew she ain't coming

712
00:47:00,680 --> 00:47:03,040
Speaker 1: after you all right now. I remember telling me that

713
00:47:03,120 --> 00:47:05,879
Speaker 1: she trying some new things at this church, but going

714
00:47:05,960 --> 00:47:09,640
Speaker 1: out with some thirty thirty? How do you you? You

715
00:47:09,760 --> 00:47:13,399
Speaker 1: a baby? Man? I'm thirty, I'm thirty six. Dude, man,

716
00:47:13,480 --> 00:47:16,560
Speaker 1: you like my brother. Something man ain't nowhere in the world.

717
00:47:16,680 --> 00:47:19,800
Speaker 1: My mama gonna be dating, okay, than Dan. Let me

718
00:47:19,840 --> 00:47:21,320
Speaker 1: say this man. First of all, I ain't even know

719
00:47:21,360 --> 00:47:23,719
Speaker 1: I was calling you. Second of all, I'm calling and

720
00:47:23,760 --> 00:47:26,240
Speaker 1: speak with her. I'm not calling trying to get permission

721
00:47:26,360 --> 00:47:29,840
Speaker 1: from you. Miss Burns is a grown woman. And whoa,

722
00:47:30,120 --> 00:47:32,560
Speaker 1: whoa whoa talking about now. I don't think you're every man.

723
00:47:32,560 --> 00:47:35,560
Speaker 1: I just came back from fighting overseed. My pops passed

724
00:47:35,600 --> 00:47:38,040
Speaker 1: away not too long ago. I am the man of

725
00:47:38,120 --> 00:47:40,640
Speaker 1: the house. Let's get that straight right now. All right,

726
00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:42,800
Speaker 1: I don't care if I'm still living at home or not.

727
00:47:42,960 --> 00:47:45,600
Speaker 1: I'm the man of this house, all right. You calling

728
00:47:45,640 --> 00:47:48,839
Speaker 1: the ass my mama on a date, you might as

729
00:47:48,880 --> 00:47:51,040
Speaker 1: well just stick the church dog, because you know, as

730
00:47:51,080 --> 00:47:53,279
Speaker 1: I said, be blessed, But it ain't gonna be no

731
00:47:53,480 --> 00:47:56,839
Speaker 1: blessing from me to you. I tell you that right now.

732
00:47:56,880 --> 00:48:00,480
Speaker 1: I'm not looking for a blessing from you. All Bro.

733
00:48:00,680 --> 00:48:04,800
Speaker 1: You might no bless but I respect the fact that

734
00:48:04,880 --> 00:48:07,720
Speaker 1: you've been overseas and you've been fighting for this country. Okay,

735
00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:10,520
Speaker 1: But if I decide I want to speak to Miss

736
00:48:10,600 --> 00:48:12,759
Speaker 1: Burns about going out. I think miss Burns has every

737
00:48:12,880 --> 00:48:15,080
Speaker 1: right to decide if she would like to go out

738
00:48:15,320 --> 00:48:18,000
Speaker 1: with Gordons or not, and Gordon wants to take her out.

739
00:48:18,160 --> 00:48:21,960
Speaker 1: I took up holding up. Look, bro, I don't care

740
00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:24,520
Speaker 1: how old you say you are, all right, Number one,

741
00:48:24,640 --> 00:48:26,800
Speaker 1: you're too young, as I already mentioned. All right, this

742
00:48:27,200 --> 00:48:30,719
Speaker 1: ain't going down with you and my mama. I'm straight up,

743
00:48:30,800 --> 00:48:33,320
Speaker 1: hey man, that's for your mama to decide. No, no,

744
00:48:33,800 --> 00:48:36,040
Speaker 1: that you you bringing up my mama. You letting the

745
00:48:36,080 --> 00:48:38,640
Speaker 1: word your mama come out your mouth again. That's gonna

746
00:48:38,680 --> 00:48:41,399
Speaker 1: get you up, all right. I don't know where you're from.

747
00:48:41,719 --> 00:48:44,600
Speaker 1: I don't give how old you are. I'm pretty sick.

748
00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:47,040
Speaker 1: I know what church my mamma go to and and

749
00:48:47,160 --> 00:48:49,520
Speaker 1: it ain't gonna be her and you you ain't gonna

750
00:48:49,520 --> 00:48:52,000
Speaker 1: be asking her out, all right. I don't give what

751
00:48:52,200 --> 00:48:55,319
Speaker 1: it takes. I would show up on Sunday, catch up

752
00:48:55,880 --> 00:48:58,400
Speaker 1: in the pulpit or wherever you're gonna be sitting in

753
00:48:58,480 --> 00:49:01,520
Speaker 1: the back of the choirs. Don't matter. Something is going down.

754
00:49:01,600 --> 00:49:03,880
Speaker 1: You were not gonna get with my mama like that.

755
00:49:04,160 --> 00:49:06,320
Speaker 1: You got that. That's up for your mama to decide

756
00:49:06,360 --> 00:49:08,640
Speaker 1: if your Mamma want to go out with me to dinner.

757
00:49:08,760 --> 00:49:11,759
Speaker 1: Ain't looking long with that? Man. I'm I'm deciding it

758
00:49:11,920 --> 00:49:14,800
Speaker 1: right now. It ain't gonna happen. I told you before

759
00:49:15,080 --> 00:49:18,360
Speaker 1: d blessed or get your woo. You got two choices,

760
00:49:18,600 --> 00:49:22,359
Speaker 1: all right. I didn't fight sees three years to come

761
00:49:22,440 --> 00:49:25,560
Speaker 1: back and also deal with my daddy did and then

762
00:49:25,680 --> 00:49:28,560
Speaker 1: come back. I'm suffering from PSD. Dog, I don't know

763
00:49:28,640 --> 00:49:31,040
Speaker 1: what I'm gonna do unless you want to get it

764
00:49:31,160 --> 00:49:35,960
Speaker 1: like that. Suffer from one a PSD post traumatic stress syndrome,

765
00:49:36,360 --> 00:49:38,880
Speaker 1: and I will release all that on you. You got that.

766
00:49:39,520 --> 00:49:42,640
Speaker 1: I don't play. Hey, man, listen, I don't want no trouble.

767
00:49:42,719 --> 00:49:45,440
Speaker 1: It don't matter to me. You can count you. Okay,

768
00:49:45,520 --> 00:49:48,000
Speaker 1: Look man, listen, I ain't trying to have no trouble

769
00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:50,040
Speaker 1: about you. Man. All I'm gonna say is this right here.

770
00:49:50,280 --> 00:49:52,959
Speaker 1: I'm I'm gonna I talk to you mom on Sunday. Okay,

771
00:49:53,200 --> 00:49:55,839
Speaker 1: you ain't gonna tell them? Are you not hearing me? Man?

772
00:49:55,960 --> 00:49:59,160
Speaker 1: I'm okay, I'm crazy right now? Okay? Can I say this?

773
00:49:59,320 --> 00:50:02,040
Speaker 1: Can I say one more things to you? Man? You explode?

774
00:50:02,160 --> 00:50:03,920
Speaker 1: You ain't got nothing else to say? I got one

775
00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:08,480
Speaker 1: more thing before you explode. Man, is you listening? Yeah? Man, James,

776
00:50:08,840 --> 00:50:10,839
Speaker 1: what Hey man? I want to tell you this. Man,

777
00:50:11,200 --> 00:50:14,640
Speaker 1: This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey morn To Show.

778
00:50:14,760 --> 00:50:21,719
Speaker 1: Your mama got me the Frank Ball call you get

779
00:50:21,800 --> 00:50:25,440
Speaker 1: the out of here this rule. Hey man, this is

780
00:50:25,600 --> 00:50:28,719
Speaker 1: nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Man. Your

781
00:50:28,800 --> 00:50:31,319
Speaker 1: mama told me. She said, my son been overseas, he's

782
00:50:31,320 --> 00:50:34,120
Speaker 1: been fighting. I'm glad to have him home, she said.

783
00:50:34,120 --> 00:50:38,480
Speaker 1: We gotta back in the spirit of laughing. Man, my mama,

784
00:50:39,360 --> 00:50:42,120
Speaker 1: are you Are you kidding me? Man? We got you good.

785
00:50:42,160 --> 00:50:46,399
Speaker 1: We listen to this show overseas. Man. First of all,

786
00:50:46,440 --> 00:50:48,760
Speaker 1: I gotta say thank you for fighting for this country.

787
00:50:49,120 --> 00:50:51,200
Speaker 1: I want to ask you one more thing. What is

788
00:50:51,239 --> 00:50:53,800
Speaker 1: the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in

789
00:50:53,920 --> 00:50:57,479
Speaker 1: the land? Man, Nothing but the Steve Harvey more than Show.

790
00:50:57,960 --> 00:51:05,200
Speaker 1: Get it overseason in the States. Though, Thanks man, you

791
00:51:05,320 --> 00:51:08,080
Speaker 1: always you know you did. Yes, you play too much.

792
00:51:08,120 --> 00:51:10,879
Speaker 1: You don't already know. Mama's me a little too, though, don't.

793
00:51:11,120 --> 00:51:14,879
Speaker 1: Of course, I wish you would talk about dating. Man.

794
00:51:16,840 --> 00:51:20,080
Speaker 1: I might call you next week. I might call you

795
00:51:20,280 --> 00:51:24,040
Speaker 1: next I want to date your Wow, yeah, I shouldn't

796
00:51:24,080 --> 00:51:28,120
Speaker 1: stay it. See that's just see that's you too far,

797
00:51:29,120 --> 00:51:31,600
Speaker 1: but you go too far a lot. That's you right

798
00:51:31,680 --> 00:51:35,279
Speaker 1: there at that edge. But he usually goes to the edge.

799
00:51:35,840 --> 00:51:40,680
Speaker 1: He steps over it sometime. You you think I'm mobile

800
00:51:41,320 --> 00:51:48,080
Speaker 1: now perfectly? My God? Is this reverse psychologist? No, I

801
00:51:48,160 --> 00:51:51,799
Speaker 1: don't matter, don't psychology. Don't work with him. We're getting

802
00:51:51,800 --> 00:51:54,800
Speaker 1: ready to get to the Strawberry Letter. Okay, up next

803
00:51:55,280 --> 00:51:58,959
Speaker 1: the subject you can't have your cake and eat it too.

804
00:52:00,200 --> 00:52:03,560
Speaker 1: We'll get into it right after this. You're listening to

805
00:52:06,840 --> 00:52:09,839
Speaker 1: all right, guys, it's time now for today's Strawberry Letter,

806
00:52:09,920 --> 00:52:14,400
Speaker 1: and listen. If you need advice on relationships, on dating, work, sex, parenting,

807
00:52:14,480 --> 00:52:18,560
Speaker 1: and more, please submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve Harvey

808
00:52:18,680 --> 00:52:23,520
Speaker 1: FM and click submit Strawberry Letter. We could be reading

809
00:52:23,560 --> 00:52:25,319
Speaker 1: your letter live on the air, just like we're gonna

810
00:52:25,360 --> 00:52:29,439
Speaker 1: read this one today. So before I actually read the letter,

811
00:52:29,560 --> 00:52:32,040
Speaker 1: I have to do a disclaimer here and ask you

812
00:52:32,360 --> 00:52:35,279
Speaker 1: please listen to the entire letter. It is not what

813
00:52:35,480 --> 00:52:37,759
Speaker 1: you think. Okay, it's gonna get a little crazy in

814
00:52:37,800 --> 00:52:41,239
Speaker 1: the middle, but stick with me, all right, please, thank you,

815
00:52:42,080 --> 00:52:44,319
Speaker 1: Buggle up, hold on tight, we got it for you here.

816
00:52:44,360 --> 00:52:48,279
Speaker 1: It is the Strawberry letter subject you can't have your

817
00:52:48,440 --> 00:52:53,560
Speaker 1: cake and eat it? Who All right, one more time?

818
00:52:53,880 --> 00:52:58,839
Speaker 1: You can't have your cake and eat it too, Dear

819
00:52:58,960 --> 00:53:02,480
Speaker 1: Stephen Shirley. I've been dating a guy for six months

820
00:53:02,640 --> 00:53:06,919
Speaker 1: and he's one of the sweetest men that I've ever met.

821
00:53:07,600 --> 00:53:11,279
Speaker 1: This weekend, he disclosed some information to me, and I

822
00:53:11,440 --> 00:53:14,759
Speaker 1: need your opinion. He and I met when I moved

823
00:53:14,840 --> 00:53:17,719
Speaker 1: out of my condo. He was a supervisor of the

824
00:53:17,800 --> 00:53:20,960
Speaker 1: moving company that I used, and he was very professional

825
00:53:21,120 --> 00:53:24,719
Speaker 1: and handsome, and when he asked me out, I accepted.

826
00:53:25,080 --> 00:53:28,839
Speaker 1: We started out as friends and now we're in a relationship.

827
00:53:29,360 --> 00:53:32,280
Speaker 1: On our first date, he said his favorite thing about

828
00:53:32,400 --> 00:53:36,040
Speaker 1: me was my skin tone and how soft and supple

829
00:53:36,120 --> 00:53:39,120
Speaker 1: it looks. I have not had that much attention in

830
00:53:39,200 --> 00:53:42,839
Speaker 1: a while, so I was overjoyed. Whenever we go out,

831
00:53:42,960 --> 00:53:46,320
Speaker 1: he caresses my skin with his great big hands and

832
00:53:46,520 --> 00:53:50,880
Speaker 1: kisses my shoulders and neck. We finally got intimate over

833
00:53:50,960 --> 00:53:54,520
Speaker 1: the weekend and it was everything I hoped for I

834
00:53:54,600 --> 00:53:59,400
Speaker 1: had hoped for, but then it got tricky. After sex,

835
00:54:00,200 --> 00:54:03,320
Speaker 1: we were lying in bed and as usual, he was

836
00:54:03,480 --> 00:54:07,319
Speaker 1: rubbing on me and kept saying how he loves my skin.

837
00:54:08,120 --> 00:54:10,360
Speaker 1: He then whispered to me, I just want to eat you.

838
00:54:11,000 --> 00:54:14,239
Speaker 1: I giggled and turned to look at him, thinking he

839
00:54:14,360 --> 00:54:17,839
Speaker 1: wanted to go for round two. But then he said

840
00:54:17,920 --> 00:54:23,960
Speaker 1: to me, no, I literally want to eat you. I

841
00:54:24,120 --> 00:54:26,760
Speaker 1: looked at this man and asked him to repeat himself.

842
00:54:27,680 --> 00:54:31,279
Speaker 1: He said he fantasizes about eating a part of a

843
00:54:31,360 --> 00:54:34,640
Speaker 1: woman's body, and it's a big fetish that he has

844
00:54:34,719 --> 00:54:38,080
Speaker 1: not been able to live that out. He elaborated that

845
00:54:38,239 --> 00:54:41,200
Speaker 1: overseas it's a big thing where a man will take

846
00:54:41,360 --> 00:54:46,280
Speaker 1: part of a woman's buttocks and eat it. He said

847
00:54:46,840 --> 00:54:51,080
Speaker 1: he's been fascinated by cannibalism since he was young, but

848
00:54:51,239 --> 00:54:55,320
Speaker 1: this is just a fetish and nothing serious. But you

849
00:54:55,520 --> 00:55:08,080
Speaker 1: heard me, Okay, that's what I said that He said

850
00:55:08,200 --> 00:55:11,320
Speaker 1: he's been fascinated. Let me get through the letter, please deep.

851
00:55:11,680 --> 00:55:16,640
Speaker 1: He said, he's been fascinated by cannibalism, yes, since he

852
00:55:16,800 --> 00:55:20,000
Speaker 1: was young, but that but this is just a fetish

853
00:55:20,040 --> 00:55:23,520
Speaker 1: and nothing serious. So I need to know if this

854
00:55:23,960 --> 00:55:26,960
Speaker 1: is really just a fetish or should I run before

855
00:55:27,000 --> 00:55:30,279
Speaker 1: it's too late? Have you ever heard of such? I'm

856
00:55:30,320 --> 00:55:32,279
Speaker 1: falling for this guy, but I don't want to end

857
00:55:32,400 --> 00:55:37,320
Speaker 1: up with my butt in a frying pan. Please help me, Okay,

858
00:55:37,800 --> 00:55:43,840
Speaker 1: I mean all I can say initially is what uh wth?

859
00:55:44,360 --> 00:55:47,880
Speaker 1: I mean? Really, did I read this correctly? Like you

860
00:55:48,000 --> 00:55:51,200
Speaker 1: know you said in the letter? Did you hear this correctly?

861
00:55:51,719 --> 00:55:55,320
Speaker 1: People don't eat people. That's not what we do. What

862
00:55:55,560 --> 00:55:57,800
Speaker 1: is he talking about? I mean, this is a fantasy

863
00:55:57,920 --> 00:56:01,000
Speaker 1: he hasn't been able to live out yet. Uh listen,

864
00:56:01,320 --> 00:56:03,640
Speaker 1: Sure he could be just kidding and this could just

865
00:56:03,840 --> 00:56:07,000
Speaker 1: be a fantasy and he doesn't really mean this. Sure

866
00:56:07,960 --> 00:56:11,320
Speaker 1: a booty burger. I mean, he could just be kidding.

867
00:56:11,480 --> 00:56:14,960
Speaker 1: But but why take this chance? I mean, seriously, he

868
00:56:15,400 --> 00:56:19,279
Speaker 1: knows too much about it. He's researched it. Uh. No,

869
00:56:19,560 --> 00:56:23,359
Speaker 1: to answer your question, we've never heard of such cannibalism

870
00:56:23,440 --> 00:56:25,239
Speaker 1: and things like this. I mean we know what it is,

871
00:56:25,320 --> 00:56:28,520
Speaker 1: of course, but we haven't literally heard of anyone doing this.

872
00:56:28,800 --> 00:56:33,239
Speaker 1: And yes, I would run. He sounds too freaky. I mean, yeah,

873
00:56:33,320 --> 00:56:36,000
Speaker 1: he sounds too freaky and crazy to me. That's not

874
00:56:36,160 --> 00:56:43,719
Speaker 1: freaky to you. No, that's beyond. That's beyond. Yeah, it's beyond. Uh.

875
00:56:44,160 --> 00:56:47,680
Speaker 1: He he wants to literally eat you. The term is

876
00:56:47,760 --> 00:56:51,840
Speaker 1: called verare philia. If you guys want to know vare philia.

877
00:56:52,200 --> 00:56:56,160
Speaker 1: All right, yeah, you know that. All right, Steve, I'm done.

878
00:56:56,280 --> 00:56:59,279
Speaker 1: I think she should right, this is too crazy. Well,

879
00:56:59,400 --> 00:57:02,000
Speaker 1: let's go over the letter and just go along on

880
00:57:02,160 --> 00:57:06,399
Speaker 1: the journey that this letter was taking us. On day

881
00:57:06,480 --> 00:57:11,080
Speaker 1: six moths dating, this man wanted the sweetest men she

882
00:57:11,239 --> 00:57:14,640
Speaker 1: ever mad. You know. He was a supervisor of a

883
00:57:14,760 --> 00:57:19,560
Speaker 1: moving company that moved her. Professional, handsome, and so he

884
00:57:19,680 --> 00:57:25,040
Speaker 1: asked her out. She said, all right, Well they started

885
00:57:25,080 --> 00:57:27,280
Speaker 1: out as friends with they in relationship now because on

886
00:57:27,400 --> 00:57:31,560
Speaker 1: the first date he told her the first thing he

887
00:57:31,760 --> 00:57:38,640
Speaker 1: laughed about it was how skin tone, how soft and

888
00:57:38,880 --> 00:57:43,160
Speaker 1: subtle it looked. Girl. The attention about to dry this

889
00:57:43,280 --> 00:57:45,720
Speaker 1: girl crazy. She was over joy When we go out,

890
00:57:45,880 --> 00:57:48,680
Speaker 1: he'd be caressing your skin with his great big hand.

891
00:57:48,720 --> 00:57:51,560
Speaker 1: Because then then furniture moving hands. You know, he got

892
00:57:51,600 --> 00:57:54,880
Speaker 1: the big ass hand he picking up frigerators. Gosh, you're

893
00:57:54,920 --> 00:57:58,080
Speaker 1: this big man ass hand kissing all over your shoulder.

894
00:57:58,720 --> 00:58:03,160
Speaker 1: You got enter it over the weekend and large, jeezus

895
00:58:04,000 --> 00:58:11,439
Speaker 1: who it was everything. Then it got tricky after sex

896
00:58:11,640 --> 00:58:14,960
Speaker 1: y'all was laying in bed, you know, just like, oh,

897
00:58:15,040 --> 00:58:17,880
Speaker 1: you're just rubbing on you kept saying, love y'all, skin

898
00:58:18,360 --> 00:58:23,040
Speaker 1: then he whispered, I just want to eat you. Now

899
00:58:24,760 --> 00:58:30,160
Speaker 1: we've all heard this before. Careful, all right, let's gone

900
00:58:30,280 --> 00:58:37,800
Speaker 1: ask men, Steve. Hang on. We'll have burt two of

901
00:58:37,920 --> 00:58:41,160
Speaker 1: your response coming up at twenty three after the hour.

902
00:58:41,720 --> 00:58:44,200
Speaker 1: Subject of today's letter. You can't have your cake and

903
00:58:44,360 --> 00:58:47,080
Speaker 1: eat it too. We'll get back into it right after this.

904
00:58:47,760 --> 00:58:53,720
Speaker 1: You're listening, all right, Steve, Let's get back into the letter.

905
00:58:54,440 --> 00:58:56,920
Speaker 1: You can't have your cake and eat it too. Let's recap.

906
00:58:57,840 --> 00:59:01,160
Speaker 1: Ain't no damn recap. She didn't got to moving company boy,

907
00:59:01,560 --> 00:59:04,160
Speaker 1: she'd have fell in love with her and he out

908
00:59:04,200 --> 00:59:06,640
Speaker 1: on the date with her, telling about the favorite thing

909
00:59:06,680 --> 00:59:12,400
Speaker 1: about her was her skin tone and house off and supper. Oh,

910
00:59:12,880 --> 00:59:15,200
Speaker 1: she hadn't had this kind of tension in the wild.

911
00:59:15,320 --> 00:59:19,480
Speaker 1: She was overjawed, go out caressing the skin, had the

912
00:59:19,640 --> 00:59:22,360
Speaker 1: great big hands kissing all on her shoulder. He had

913
00:59:22,400 --> 00:59:28,400
Speaker 1: the moving man hands. Yeah, picking flipping, taking whole rugs

914
00:59:28,920 --> 00:59:34,240
Speaker 1: down by self, down the steps, picking up on walls

915
00:59:34,360 --> 00:59:42,400
Speaker 1: and moving entertainment summers. All this boy, powerful, So you

916
00:59:42,560 --> 00:59:45,480
Speaker 1: finally got intimate over the weekend, and Lord of Emrcy,

917
00:59:45,640 --> 00:59:49,960
Speaker 1: it was everything she hoped for. And right after she

918
00:59:50,160 --> 00:59:55,760
Speaker 1: said everything I hope folk period. But then it got tricky. Oh,

919
00:59:56,040 --> 01:00:00,600
Speaker 1: they land up in in the after glow, laying in

920
01:00:00,760 --> 01:00:06,160
Speaker 1: bed just like you, just love it him bed. They

921
01:00:06,280 --> 01:00:08,680
Speaker 1: kept telling me how much he loved my skin. Then

922
01:00:08,800 --> 01:00:17,160
Speaker 1: he whispered to me, I just now she giggle turned

923
01:00:17,200 --> 01:00:20,960
Speaker 1: because she want to say yes to this. That's what

924
01:00:21,160 --> 01:00:26,120
Speaker 1: the giggle was about. And turned and looked at him,

925
01:00:26,840 --> 01:00:30,000
Speaker 1: thinking he wanted to go for a round two. Na. No,

926
01:00:30,600 --> 01:00:32,400
Speaker 1: now you was hoping that he was talking about what

927
01:00:32,480 --> 01:00:35,080
Speaker 1: you thought he was talking about? That what he that

928
01:00:35,200 --> 01:00:38,680
Speaker 1: what the giggle was for. But then he said to me, now,

929
01:00:40,280 --> 01:00:46,960
Speaker 1: I literally won't he I looked at this man and

930
01:00:47,120 --> 01:00:49,640
Speaker 1: I asked him to repeat himself, because you know what,

931
01:00:50,040 --> 01:00:51,960
Speaker 1: if that's what you really want to do, just gold

932
01:00:52,040 --> 01:00:54,680
Speaker 1: say it to him. But I don't know what you

933
01:00:54,760 --> 01:00:58,680
Speaker 1: mean by literally, so I asked him to repeat himself.

934
01:01:01,240 --> 01:01:06,000
Speaker 1: He said that he fantasizes about eating a part of

935
01:01:06,120 --> 01:01:10,280
Speaker 1: a woman's body, and it's a big fetish that he's

936
01:01:10,360 --> 01:01:14,919
Speaker 1: not being able to live out yet. Now, at this point,

937
01:01:14,960 --> 01:01:18,120
Speaker 1: you need to be sitting up in the bed. You

938
01:01:18,240 --> 01:01:20,600
Speaker 1: need to sit up. You need to start eyeing his

939
01:01:20,760 --> 01:01:25,840
Speaker 1: ass because this this is going somewhere else, and then

940
01:01:26,200 --> 01:01:30,560
Speaker 1: he elaborated that overseas it's a big thing where a

941
01:01:30,760 --> 01:01:37,960
Speaker 1: man would take part of a woman's buttox and eat it. Now,

942
01:01:38,040 --> 01:01:42,360
Speaker 1: I don't know wearing this letter. You kept typing, but

943
01:01:42,720 --> 01:01:46,080
Speaker 1: this would have been a hard letter to type. You

944
01:01:46,200 --> 01:01:49,680
Speaker 1: want what? I don't know who this sister is, but

945
01:01:50,240 --> 01:01:55,320
Speaker 1: this conversation with you want to eat, You're gonna take you,

946
01:01:56,240 --> 01:02:03,320
Speaker 1: You're gonna cut who assld hold on it words, You're crazy?

947
01:02:06,320 --> 01:02:09,680
Speaker 1: He said. It was fascinated by candid cannibalism since he

948
01:02:09,880 --> 01:02:12,560
Speaker 1: was young. But this is just a fetish, and nothing

949
01:02:12,680 --> 01:02:15,760
Speaker 1: says so I need to know if this is really

950
01:02:15,920 --> 01:02:18,720
Speaker 1: just a fetish or should I run before it's too late?

951
01:02:19,040 --> 01:02:23,080
Speaker 1: What the hell did you just ask us? You're trying

952
01:02:23,080 --> 01:02:25,760
Speaker 1: to figure out this a fetish? A man just told

953
01:02:25,840 --> 01:02:31,480
Speaker 1: you that he wanted to a slicing your ass, just

954
01:02:32,720 --> 01:02:37,680
Speaker 1: you know, like his cheese, like like you just a

955
01:02:37,800 --> 01:02:40,960
Speaker 1: ham a honey break sitting up on the table. It

956
01:02:41,120 --> 01:02:44,520
Speaker 1: was just wanting a slice of your ass. Caused now

957
01:02:44,560 --> 01:02:48,600
Speaker 1: he'd talking about this overseas. He's been rubbing on your skin.

958
01:02:48,800 --> 01:02:56,320
Speaker 1: Now love the texture. Now, he said he'd been fascinated

959
01:02:56,360 --> 01:02:59,240
Speaker 1: by Canada cannibalism since he was young. But this just

960
01:02:59,400 --> 01:03:02,960
Speaker 1: a fetish and nothing said. Now he's gonna cold part

961
01:03:03,040 --> 01:03:04,600
Speaker 1: right here, So I need to know if this is

962
01:03:04,640 --> 01:03:06,800
Speaker 1: really a fetish or shit? I run for us too late?

963
01:03:07,080 --> 01:03:10,840
Speaker 1: Have you ever heard of such? I'm falling for this guy,

964
01:03:11,080 --> 01:03:12,959
Speaker 1: but I don't want to end up with my butt

965
01:03:13,040 --> 01:03:16,520
Speaker 1: in a frying pan. Okay, so what is you're typing?

966
01:03:16,600 --> 01:03:22,080
Speaker 1: Fa Now? You might be falling for this guy, but

967
01:03:22,200 --> 01:03:24,080
Speaker 1: you ain't gonna be able to fall on your ass

968
01:03:24,080 --> 01:03:30,040
Speaker 1: because he gonna be the NATed. What you're gonna wake

969
01:03:30,160 --> 01:03:33,400
Speaker 1: up one night numb You ain't gonna know what's going on,

970
01:03:35,160 --> 01:03:37,040
Speaker 1: and he gonna be sitting over there with a plate

971
01:03:37,160 --> 01:03:40,560
Speaker 1: with some hot sauce. Ain't gonna have a napkin rounding

972
01:03:40,640 --> 01:03:45,400
Speaker 1: that babe? What you eating? Now? He didn't numbed you

973
01:03:45,520 --> 01:03:50,520
Speaker 1: while you sleep. You ain't up your little booty just tingling.

974
01:03:50,600 --> 01:03:52,840
Speaker 1: You don't know half of it. It's over there on

975
01:03:52,960 --> 01:03:57,000
Speaker 1: that damn plate. O God, sitting over there and got

976
01:03:57,080 --> 01:03:59,760
Speaker 1: some hot sauce, and he just chewing your ass and

977
01:04:00,040 --> 01:04:04,840
Speaker 1: don't even know it. Show stupid behind talk. Have you

978
01:04:04,960 --> 01:04:07,920
Speaker 1: ever heard of such a thing? Hell? No, we're black

979
01:04:08,000 --> 01:04:15,520
Speaker 1: people yeah, hell no, we black people now first, and

980
01:04:15,600 --> 01:04:21,720
Speaker 1: letter was kind of sexy. He he hell he talking

981
01:04:21,720 --> 01:04:25,000
Speaker 1: about taking a slice of your ass, and you don't

982
01:04:25,040 --> 01:04:27,640
Speaker 1: run into us and you send up in here. I

983
01:04:27,720 --> 01:04:29,320
Speaker 1: don't want to end up with my butt in a

984
01:04:29,400 --> 01:04:35,560
Speaker 1: frying pan. You gonna do God, your little biceps and

985
01:04:35,680 --> 01:04:40,520
Speaker 1: that everything else like a little five meat. Now all right, look,

986
01:04:40,640 --> 01:04:43,280
Speaker 1: we gotta get rid of this food. We gotta let

987
01:04:43,360 --> 01:04:45,560
Speaker 1: the people know that they can email or instagram us

988
01:04:45,600 --> 01:04:48,200
Speaker 1: their thoughts. Email us. Nothing like this again. On the

989
01:04:48,920 --> 01:04:52,640
Speaker 1: Strawberry Letter at Steve Harvey FM, or check out the

990
01:04:52,680 --> 01:04:59,040
Speaker 1: Strawberry Letter podcast on demand. You're listening Steve Morning Show. Well,

991
01:04:59,120 --> 01:05:02,919
Speaker 1: some exciting news for you, Steve. You're launching a full

992
01:05:03,280 --> 01:05:07,960
Speaker 1: menswear clothing line. It's called the H by Steve Harvey Collection.

993
01:05:08,400 --> 01:05:12,880
Speaker 1: It is designed by your personal stylist, Ellie Carmo. Yeah. Now,

994
01:05:13,040 --> 01:05:15,520
Speaker 1: let me help you out and understand something, y'all. We're

995
01:05:15,640 --> 01:05:19,400
Speaker 1: releasing this in capsules. I'm starting with the all new

996
01:05:19,520 --> 01:05:24,320
Speaker 1: tie collection. They are fabulous. Go to the website H

997
01:05:25,080 --> 01:05:30,880
Speaker 1: by Steve Harvey dot com. H It's the new signature

998
01:05:30,920 --> 01:05:34,200
Speaker 1: line I've created with Ellie Carmo, is called H by

999
01:05:34,280 --> 01:05:38,120
Speaker 1: Steve Harvey. All the ties on here are forty nine

1000
01:05:38,200 --> 01:05:41,680
Speaker 1: dollars now. The reason they're forty nine dollars is because

1001
01:05:41,680 --> 01:05:43,480
Speaker 1: I put a lot more into these. You know, I

1002
01:05:43,640 --> 01:05:46,080
Speaker 1: used to have twenty nine dollars ties and stuff like that.

1003
01:05:46,360 --> 01:05:49,640
Speaker 1: Those days are done. I want everybody to get balled up.

1004
01:05:49,960 --> 01:05:53,400
Speaker 1: Look your best these is nice. I'm on the website.

1005
01:05:53,440 --> 01:05:56,520
Speaker 1: Go to the website. It's a nice website. H by

1006
01:05:56,640 --> 01:06:00,960
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1007
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1008
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1009
01:06:07,840 --> 01:06:11,440
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1010
01:06:11,800 --> 01:06:16,120
Speaker 1: that just sit in a drawer. A damn Steve Harvey

1011
01:06:16,240 --> 01:06:19,560
Speaker 1: tied from the H collection so I can be balled

1012
01:06:20,160 --> 01:06:23,959
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1013
01:06:24,520 --> 01:06:29,120
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1014
01:06:29,240 --> 01:06:32,439
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1015
01:06:32,520 --> 01:06:36,000
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1016
01:06:36,080 --> 01:06:40,240
Speaker 1: because I've changed the suit line completely, all the shirts.

1017
01:06:40,320 --> 01:06:43,840
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1018
01:06:44,080 --> 01:06:47,360
Speaker 1: got my stylist, Ellie on it out of Paris. He's

1019
01:06:47,440 --> 01:06:51,240
Speaker 1: concerned mister Harvey, we health to get the quality up

1020
01:06:51,320 --> 01:06:54,280
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1021
01:06:54,760 --> 01:06:58,120
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1022
01:06:58,200 --> 01:07:02,840
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1023
01:07:02,960 --> 01:07:09,760
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1024
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1025
01:07:13,120 --> 01:07:16,800
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1026
01:07:16,880 --> 01:07:19,760
Speaker 1: a handbone on that and I'm really proud of and

1027
01:07:19,880 --> 01:07:21,960
Speaker 1: I got some solids on there. You notice I wear

1028
01:07:22,000 --> 01:07:25,400
Speaker 1: a lot of mono, monochrome, monocraphic, whatever you want to

1029
01:07:25,440 --> 01:07:28,320
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1030
01:07:28,360 --> 01:07:30,600
Speaker 1: to match your shirt and your tie a little bit closer,

1031
01:07:31,040 --> 01:07:42,040
Speaker 1: give you that again, monimalistic or surely say it's monochromatic.

1032
01:07:42,120 --> 01:07:45,160
Speaker 1: But you know, you know, yeah, yeah, you know, you

1033
01:07:45,240 --> 01:07:49,960
Speaker 1: know monochrome. You know you know mono mono. But everybody

1034
01:07:50,120 --> 01:07:52,240
Speaker 1: please go to the website right now and take a

1035
01:07:52,320 --> 01:07:55,040
Speaker 1: look at it and place the order for the man

1036
01:07:55,360 --> 01:07:57,280
Speaker 1: or the woman in your life, whoever wear ties in

1037
01:07:57,360 --> 01:08:01,479
Speaker 1: your life. But they real BASSI h Steve Harvey, y'all

1038
01:08:01,680 --> 01:08:04,280
Speaker 1: sell it out for me, hurt my feelers is sell

1039
01:08:04,320 --> 01:08:06,680
Speaker 1: it out all right, Coming up next more of the

1040
01:08:06,720 --> 01:08:10,040
Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. Right after this. You're listening to

1041
01:08:10,200 --> 01:08:15,240
Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. This portion of the Steve

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Speaker 1: speed varies. All right. Going home for the holidays can

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Speaker 1: be a nightmare for some people who dealing with bickering

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Speaker 1: family can ruin anyone's holiday, But the real horror comes

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Speaker 1: when it's time to go to sleep. Being forced to

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Speaker 1: crash in either your childhood home or a relative place

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Speaker 1: over Thanksgiving or Christmas, I can't even imagine why they

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Speaker 1: staying it can definitely get awkward, which is why it

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Speaker 1: shouldn't surprise us that a new survey finds that fifty

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Speaker 1: two percent of adults say they've made up some sort

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Speaker 1: of excuse specifically to avoid uncomfortable sleeping arrangements over the holidays.

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Speaker 1: Fifty two that's over half, So you should yeah, if

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Speaker 1: I can't walk to my kitchen Friday, I have to

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Speaker 1: thank him in my drag. There's a problem. Hey, listen

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Speaker 1: to me. Why does holidays have to be for all family?

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Speaker 1: What do you what do you mean? You know, ain't

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Speaker 1: no law say all family got to come over. All

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Speaker 1: family got to be together. Most of these people in

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Speaker 1: your family that you don't like anymore, I'm married and

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Speaker 1: have their own family. But when you invite together, the

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Speaker 1: family is coming together. Don't you invite who you want

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Speaker 1: to invite over your house but you don't like them

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Speaker 1: and you're gonna have them over. Yeah, well you're trying

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Speaker 1: to tolerate them. But that's the problem for the occasion

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Speaker 1: for the holiday. Yeah, I don't do that. I don't

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Speaker 1: do that, and my wife honors that request to me.

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Speaker 1: Don't have nobody at my house on my limited time

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Speaker 1: off that I don't like. Just do that for me.

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Speaker 1: Is that a lot of way about people that go

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Speaker 1: over their mom's house, right, or they go over their parents'

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Speaker 1: house and they gotta stay and put up with people

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Speaker 1: that they don't like for the sake of their parents.

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Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. That's on I don't go

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Speaker 1: know where I ain't liked. I think here's the biggest problem.

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Speaker 1: Not you, but you may not like who's coming, but

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Speaker 1: you dealing well when they get down, I'm gone, yeah,

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Speaker 1: like I'm cool with the family. It's who the family

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Speaker 1: brain with them, and that they don't tell you. Once again,

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Speaker 1: my wife got a cousin, always gonna bring somebody. We

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Speaker 1: don't know who the hell he is, and you got you.

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Speaker 1: You can't relax. I don't need I need to get

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Speaker 1: him to have two spoons and keep clicking them to

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Speaker 1: gel so I know where you at. Well, when you

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Speaker 1: invite them, do you say plus one? Or you just

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Speaker 1: invite them and they bring someone? They don't look you Now,

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Speaker 1: she just come over with somebody new every yeah, oh

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Speaker 1: they already en route. Kind huh. My aunt, my grandmother sister.

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Speaker 1: When she come over I leave because ain't nobody telling

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Speaker 1: me about her condition either at anybody told me. She

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Speaker 1: her memory going yeah, see, I don't like see, I

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Speaker 1: don't like that because she's surprised about everything. She don't

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Speaker 1: remember nobody nothing, and spent her Hey ain't and she said,

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Speaker 1: who who is that? Who is that? Who is right there? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you don't want to do that. Five hours of that.

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Speaker 1: Here your plate? What's this on this plate? What is that?

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Speaker 1: That's turkey and dressed that? You don't know? This is

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Speaker 1: the reason we're here today. You don't know that, then

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Speaker 1: you gotta mash up, you know what I'm saying? Like

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Speaker 1: she go to the restroom, didn come back and say Hi,

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Speaker 1: I get to the bathroom. You just left out of there. No,

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Speaker 1: I'm not gonna do it for five hours. I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: I'm not doing that. I leave. You ain't got to

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Speaker 1: come over. Have the reason wakes when you see it? Man?

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Speaker 1: You know who else I don't like. I don't like

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Speaker 1: them people that come over to the house. What and

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Speaker 1: take more food with them than they come on? I'm

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Speaker 1: telling you, man, Like, are you for real? Man? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you're just gonna cut out half a pan of dressing.

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Speaker 1: You got a spatchlor, you take it so much dressing

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Speaker 1: out you're you're using a spatching the dog. But you

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Speaker 1: in that three foul time? But do they bring their

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Speaker 1: own aluminum foil in their bags? Stuff being in the car?

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Speaker 1: Ye have to go kid? You know what? They got

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Speaker 1: these new ziplock bags just bigger than a gallon big

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Speaker 1: the show right after these jams you're listening show. Dandally

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Speaker 1: Brown for the Steve Having on the show. The question is,

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Speaker 1: who's the person in your family or in your life

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Speaker 1: that's always borrow money? My sister, she owes your money

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Speaker 1: right now? Like how much? I'm not even gonna say,

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Speaker 1: my son, my cousins, my cousin as well, my sister.

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Speaker 1: Bout is a giveaway. You don't even look for it back. No, no,

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Speaker 1: Also my brother begging Billy. If you could get the

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Speaker 1: money back that your brother owes you right now, how

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Speaker 1: much would it be? Hundreds of dollars? Hundreds of dollars,

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Speaker 1: thousands of dollars? I Jandary Brown for the Steve Ivery

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Speaker 1: Morning Show. Who's the person in your family that's always

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Speaker 1: borrowing money? Answer is there? You know what, it's not

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Speaker 1: borned if I don't give it back, it's not my sister.

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Speaker 1: If she paid you back right now, how much would

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Speaker 1: it be? Who was ten thousand dollars from my dad?

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Speaker 1: He owe your money right now? No, actually doesn't my

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Speaker 1: sister if she paid you back right now, how much

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Speaker 1: would it be? Four hundred dollars? One of my uncles,

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Speaker 1: how much does he owe you right now? Probably a

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Speaker 1: couple of hundred. Do you think you'll ever see that money? No,

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Speaker 1: he never pays his bets back. Me. You owe your

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Speaker 1: sister money? Yeah, you paid her back? How much would

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Speaker 1: it be now? I'm pretty good? Pretty good? David Brown

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Speaker 1: for the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Who's a person in

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Speaker 1: your family is always borrowing money? Steve? Steve Harvey, Steve

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Speaker 1: didn't borrow no money from you? The money from me?

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Speaker 1: How much? As hell? You're right now a lot of

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Speaker 1: money because I said this suit never come in favorite quarter.

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Speaker 1: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. Guys, time to have

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Speaker 1: some fun. We gotta ask you. Is there a member

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Speaker 1: junior your family comes to mind? But is there one

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Speaker 1: member of your family? Because I love his family, Uh,

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Speaker 1: that's guilty. Is there one member of your family that's

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Speaker 1: guilty of just always being a problem, just being a

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Speaker 1: massive Thanksgiving? And what have they done that one? Not?

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Speaker 1: Ten Martin's gonna be there, Uh, David, Uncle Jay, Uncle Red.

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Speaker 1: It's gonna be some people that's gonna be some problems. Okay,

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Speaker 1: That's why I'm saying shirty. When you come to our Thanksgiving,

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Speaker 1: get in your click, don't go over and somebody's click

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Speaker 1: getting your click. Let stay with your people, because I'm

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Speaker 1: telling you go up. It's mingle with each other. Families

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Speaker 1: had clicks like that though time prisoners hain't with the prisoners.

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Speaker 1: They got all kinds to wait what you can't be free?

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Speaker 1: Ain't never been a prisoner to talk? What they talk

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Speaker 1: about over the prison? They click up. Everybody has been

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Speaker 1: locked up. They all they all together. They're the card table,

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Speaker 1: domino table. You know they're over there looking with mirrors

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Speaker 1: around calling. You didn't know if Yeah, you have no

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Speaker 1: idea what they talked about, what they talking about. You

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Speaker 1: don't know about going to bed at nine lights out?

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Speaker 1: I don't know nothing about that. You don't know why

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Speaker 1: would you be over there. You don't know how they

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Speaker 1: got the cell phone in the in the hole. You

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Speaker 1: don't know how to get them in. You ain't contribute

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Speaker 1: to the talk. You don't know you, yeah, you don't

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Speaker 1: know about unscrewing the lightbulb, crushing it in the in

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Speaker 1: the whole town, and what you're doing with the you know,

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Speaker 1: you don't know them about that. He put it out

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Speaker 1: in the hallway. That's how to hear the guard coming. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you don't know about this. I wouldn't. Yeah, you ain't

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Speaker 1: never hear a shank any You ain't never come on

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Speaker 1: let them know. That's what you don't have? No fits

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Speaker 1: over in that converence. Say what do you know about

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Speaker 1: how to press your pants? And you don't know about

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Speaker 1: putting your pants in between the mattress? You don't know

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Speaker 1: about that and lay on it to get a cross?

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Speaker 1: Would you be talking? You don't know how to make

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Speaker 1: top rumming in the comole. You don't know how to

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Speaker 1: do that yet, no idea that ain't for you. That's

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Speaker 1: when you were at your leave. What you're doing over that?

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Speaker 1: I love your friend. You can relate to my bringing cars,

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Speaker 1: more payments and somebody going to school. Your hand had

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Speaker 1: no business over in this corner. And you know when

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Speaker 1: they compre gate that they always comeregate in low light.

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Speaker 1: They don't never be in open. Every time they get

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Speaker 1: together their asses in a cone is low. You over

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Speaker 1: here trying to talk to us, ain't got one recipe

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Speaker 1: to make hoop. You ain't never had fermentuted fruit in

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Speaker 1: your damn life. Put you over here for man, Do

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Speaker 1: that bring anything to the dinner? Jair? Hell no, They

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Speaker 1: take all the scraps and make something with it? All right,

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Speaker 1: Steve coming up closing remarks right after this. You're listening.

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Speaker 1: Here we are last break of the day. Guys. It's

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Speaker 1: been a pretty fun, crazy, crazy ignorant day on this

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Speaker 1: Crazy Ignorant Show. A lot of fun today. But Steve,

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Speaker 1: now it's time to get a little serious. And so

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Speaker 1: I just want to encourage people to do something really

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Speaker 1: really simple today. And I think this is something that

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Speaker 1: most people would agree to want. It's really this simple.

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Speaker 1: Everybody should want more for your life. I'm talking about

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Speaker 1: your life right there, the one that you have. You

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Speaker 1: should want more for your life. You should never allow

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Speaker 1: yourself to become complacent. Now, I want you to understand something.

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Speaker 1: Some people get complacency confuse with they don't want to

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Speaker 1: seem ungrateful. Once again, some people get complacency confused with

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Speaker 1: not wanting to appear ungrateful. Well, I don't want to

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Speaker 1: keep asking God for nothing because I don't want him

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Speaker 1: to think I ain't grateful for what I have. Well,

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Speaker 1: thank you for it. Then that's really simple. Simply thank

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Speaker 1: God for what you have. That's the gratitude. But then

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Speaker 1: it's still okay to want more for your life. Here's

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Speaker 1: the good news. God actually wants you to have more

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Speaker 1: for your life. God is really looking for people to

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Speaker 1: show off. He really is. I happen to raise my

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Speaker 1: hand all the time in volunteer I do. I just say, God,

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Speaker 1: pick me, come on, do me, use me, show me.

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Speaker 1: Now that doesn't mean I'm perfect. I'm far from it.

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Speaker 1: But I do want God's blessings to be able to

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Speaker 1: flow through me, So I keep an open channel in

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Speaker 1: my life for that stuff to flow through. First of all,

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Speaker 1: I want more. That's the beginning of getting it. Then

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Speaker 1: I have the good sense to ask Him for more.

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Speaker 1: You have not because you ask not. Well, I happen

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Speaker 1: to be a big asker of stuff. So now I

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Speaker 1: want more. I ask for more. Now here's the trick

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Speaker 1: to asking for more and wanting more. You have got

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Speaker 1: to be willing to do more. Oh, now you gotta

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Speaker 1: do more. Now. That's the one thing that stops so

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Speaker 1: many people both from having and wanting more for their life.

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Speaker 1: If God will give you blessings and God will increase

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Speaker 1: your measure in life, if God comes to give you

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Speaker 1: life and give you life more abundantly, if He's promised

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Speaker 1: to do that for you and what you have to

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Speaker 1: do in return is you have to be willing to

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Speaker 1: do more. See you, you can't get more without doing more.

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Speaker 1: Convenience is built through inconvenience, you can stop wanting what

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Speaker 1: you see everybody else with and you ain't willing to

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Speaker 1: do what everybody else did to get it quick look

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Speaker 1: at it Oprah's pile over there. If you ain't willing

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Speaker 1: to do what Oprah did, which Tom, an average person

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Speaker 1: is not because an average person wants to be comfortable,

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Speaker 1: and you can't be successful and stay comfortable. I was

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Speaker 1: interviewing the wrestler on my show yesterday, Dave or Teach.

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Speaker 1: A great story man. This cat was really out of it,

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Speaker 1: really really fascinating story he had, and we were talking

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Speaker 1: and he was talking about living outside your comfort zone.

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Speaker 1: And I told him one of the things that I've

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Speaker 1: had to learn how to do in order to become

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Speaker 1: successful is I've had to become comfortable with being uncomfortable.

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Speaker 1: He said, wow, Wow, that's a great way to put

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Speaker 1: his step. I have learned how to be comfortable while

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Speaker 1: I'm uncomfortable, because in order to get successful, you have

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Speaker 1: to be uncomfortable. You have to do things that you

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Speaker 1: don't feel like doing. All the time. You have to

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Speaker 1: show up when you don't want to show up. You

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Speaker 1: have to be there when you feel like being somewhere else.

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Speaker 1: You have to say yes a lot of times when

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Speaker 1: you really want to just say no. That's where you're at, man,

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Speaker 1: that's how you become successful. But you can't keep asking

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Speaker 1: God for more and you ain't willing to do more.

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Speaker 1: It doesn't make any sense. It cannot happen that way, folks.

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Speaker 1: So come on, I want you to want more for

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Speaker 1: your life. But there's a scripture that that bags that

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Speaker 1: up too. It said to whom much is given, much

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Speaker 1: is required. Now you don't want the requirements, then he

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Speaker 1: gonna have to pull up on the given. But if

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Speaker 1: you want the given, know that here come the requirements.

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Speaker 1: So one more time, if you don't want the requirements,

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Speaker 1: he gonna have to pull up on the given. Do

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Speaker 1: not be the one who blocks your own blessings. Want

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Speaker 1: more for your life and be willing to do the

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Speaker 1: things to accept and receive more. It's just discipline. It's

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Speaker 1: just some more work. But if you just cut out

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Speaker 1: some of the bs man man, just cut out some

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Speaker 1: of the happy hours, just cut out some of the drinking,

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Speaker 1: you can't smoke one every day though, you can't go

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Speaker 1: to all the clubs. So man, you're just gonna run

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Speaker 1: all the women. That's that's that's, that's what you're gonna do,

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Speaker 1: all of them. I got news for you. Man, can't

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Speaker 1: be successful, then you can't drop it all for all.

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