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Speaker 1: and jewils second data day. There's that old saying nothing
Speaker 1: says love like giardia or a bad case of worms.
Speaker 1: Brook and Jewel in the morning. And that's why I
Speaker 1: feel good about today's second day update because Emma is
Speaker 1: on the phone and today she wants to call a
Speaker 1: guy named Kevin, and I guess they met at the vet.
Speaker 1: Oh I thought she had worms, Well maybe she does.
Speaker 1: I don't know, Emma, have you been checked for worms?
Speaker 1: I do not have worm? Okay, good? Oh man, congratula
Speaker 1: out there. I don't have congratulations. But I think that
Speaker 1: the rumor mill is already working. Yeah. I've already posted
Speaker 1: a blog about it. I've tweeted about it. Emma, you
Speaker 1: got some damage control as far as that goes. But
Speaker 1: tell us a little bit about the dude you want
Speaker 1: to call today. His name's Kevin. His name's Kevin. We
Speaker 1: met in the waiting room at the vets. That's really cute.
Speaker 1: It was really sweet. Actually, you know, we're both there
Speaker 1: with our dogs. I have a German shepherd, my Boxley.
Speaker 1: He's the sweetest um and he has like a little
Speaker 1: like a little teacup poodle. Okay, I guess you know,
Speaker 1: a little tiny thing reversal on those dogs. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: just a little tiny thing um. Okay. But it was
Speaker 1: funny because, you know, his dog came up to Boxley
Speaker 1: and was just like sniffing around, and Boxley was just
Speaker 1: like laying there totally chill, and they were just getting along.
Speaker 1: And because they were getting along and we were kind
Speaker 1: of chatting each other up and you know, laughing a
Speaker 1: little bit, he was like, I'm going to the dog
Speaker 1: park later. If you want to come, we should totally go.
Speaker 1: Oh like a play date. Yeah, like a little dog
Speaker 1: play date. It was just for later on that day. Yeah.
Speaker 1: He was just like, this was my plan. So I
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, sure, you know, if everything goes well here,
Speaker 1: we can you know, meet you up at the dog park. Okay, cool.
Speaker 1: So how long were you guys at the dog park together?
Speaker 1: We were there for like a little over half an hour. Okay.
Speaker 1: While we're there, there was this guy it didn't look
Speaker 1: like he had a dog there. We're pretty sure that
Speaker 1: he didn't have a dog. That's weird. It was so
Speaker 1: weird really, But then we noticed him like going around
Speaker 1: to all the women that were there, and he was
Speaker 1: like going and like hitting on them at the dog park,
Speaker 1: trolling for dates. He's read one too many like dating blogs.
Speaker 1: It was so weird. It was really uncomfortable, Like at
Speaker 1: least if you're gonna do that, like have a dog, yeah,
Speaker 1: rent one for the day, if you need to find
Speaker 1: a dog, if you're going to go to the dog
Speaker 1: park and hit on people. But I mean, wasn't it
Speaker 1: just kind of funny to watch? Why would it be
Speaker 1: so uncomfortable for you? It was uncomfortable because you could
Speaker 1: see that the women were comfortable, like Okay, he like
Speaker 1: was persistent. Like if one girl like was like hey,
Speaker 1: you know and walked away, he kind of went towards
Speaker 1: them again and started like talking to them. Like you
Speaker 1: could see that people did not want him near them. Okay,
Speaker 1: but your date was with Kevin? Or did this guy
Speaker 1: pick you up and then you left there? And this
Speaker 1: guy is that who we're actually calling today the creepy
Speaker 1: dog park guy? No? No, no, my date was with Kevin.
Speaker 1: So how did things like end with Kevin? So at
Speaker 1: the park, Kevin went up to this guy, so Kevin
Speaker 1: went out with him. Kevin and the weird guy hit
Speaker 1: it up. No, no, He confronted him and was like,
Speaker 1: hey man, you're just kind of making everyone uncomfortable, Like
Speaker 1: if you don't have a dog, you really shouldn't be here. Um.
Speaker 1: It was really brave and there's his ground. And I
Speaker 1: was worried that they were going to get into a fight,
Speaker 1: like that's what it looked like, and I was like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, please Pleasely was not on this like first.
Speaker 1: So they didn't fight, which was great. The weird guy
Speaker 1: laughed and then all of a sudden, like everyone in
Speaker 1: the dog park was clapping for him. Oh really, like
Speaker 1: like hearing him on, Like, yeah, you got rid of
Speaker 1: that weird guy. He was hilarious but awesome at the
Speaker 1: same time. Yeah, and so great to see like he
Speaker 1: has a moral high ground and he'll stand up for
Speaker 1: other people, but he won't resort to violence, like all
Speaker 1: awesome things that you want to see in a person
Speaker 1: that you want to date. Seriously, it was very much
Speaker 1: a turn on for me. So after the park we
Speaker 1: went and got coffee as like a little celebration, and
Speaker 1: after coffee. We just had this really nice long hug
Speaker 1: appropriately long or way too long. I mean I think
Speaker 1: appropriately long. It was really sweet, it felt really comfortable.
Speaker 1: I felt like we would both have this attraction, but
Speaker 1: we were like, oh, we should have another date, you know,
Speaker 1: before anything else. So and you haven't heard from him since,
Speaker 1: and I haven't heard from him since. Is there anything
Speaker 1: that happened other than the weird guy that you think
Speaker 1: might have ruined your chances at a second date? Honestly,
Speaker 1: the only thing that I can think of is when
Speaker 1: we weren't getting coffee, I had asked him. I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: you know, how did you get fiful? Like what's that story?
Speaker 1: Like did you adopt him? Or you know? Some people
Speaker 1: get dogs different. It's like I have a friend who
Speaker 1: found her dog on the street and took it to
Speaker 1: the vet. Nobody claimed her, so then she was like, Okay,
Speaker 1: if the dogs he'll beat and I'll keep her. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I got my last couple from backyards. What. Yeah, there's
Speaker 1: dogs rumming around backyards all over the place. Yeah. Some
Speaker 1: of them are like gotta like, you know, snip the
Speaker 1: security wires and stuff, but you can just take them.
Speaker 1: It's crazy. So I was, you know, didn'ts on how
Speaker 1: he got his dog, and he said it was his
Speaker 1: ex girlfriends and she wasn't taking care of him. I
Speaker 1: just I don't know if I was prying a little
Speaker 1: too much about that, but I feel like that's a
Speaker 1: normal question for a dog owner, right, I mean totally,
Speaker 1: but I got that feeling. He was like, Okay, I
Speaker 1: don't want to talk about this, so I mean, I
Speaker 1: don't know. I just know that he have them calling back,
Speaker 1: all right, sad, Well, we'll play a song then come
Speaker 1: back and call him and get your second day up date?
Speaker 1: All right, Okay, Okay, hang up rooking Jubil in the morning. Seconds,
Speaker 1: I'm realizing how much these second day updates have just
Speaker 1: made me lose faith in people. What just all over
Speaker 1: the place, Because we have Emma on the phone for
Speaker 1: a second day update right now. She wants to call
Speaker 1: a dude named Kevin. They met at the vet because
Speaker 1: they both have dogs, and then they went to a
Speaker 1: dog park and hung out and then had coffee. Nothing
Speaker 1: really out of the ordinary as far as that goes.
Speaker 1: They ended with a long hug and now he's not
Speaker 1: calling her back. But while they were at the dog park,
Speaker 1: there was some weird dude there who didn't have a dog,
Speaker 1: who is hitting on all the chicks, and then Kevin
Speaker 1: asked the guy to leave. They gotten like a quick exchange,
Speaker 1: and then the guy left, and everybody was saying that
Speaker 1: Kevin's a hero and it was really attractive to Emma.
Speaker 1: And the only thing I can think is I wonder
Speaker 1: if he hired that dude to go to the dog
Speaker 1: park so that he could just put on a show
Speaker 1: for Emma. That's what I mean, Emma, do you think
Speaker 1: that's a possibility. Do you think maybe he hired that
Speaker 1: guy to go to the dog park be weird? I mean,
Speaker 1: at this point, I honestly don't know. But even though
Speaker 1: if that is the case, if he hired this random guy,
Speaker 1: why isn't he calling me back? That's true, because how
Speaker 1: gonna be a scheme? They met at the vet and
Speaker 1: then went like what an hour or two later to
Speaker 1: the dog park because he got somebody on speed dial. Yeah,
Speaker 1: who knows. Again, it wouldn't surprise me. I mean, that's
Speaker 1: an awful lot of work, but hey, it works, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it did work. Maybe now there's some people that are
Speaker 1: have a new plan for how to meet women or
Speaker 1: impress women. All right, well I'm gonna die's fun of
Speaker 1: it right now and see if we can figure out
Speaker 1: why you're not getting a call back. Here we go. Hello,
Speaker 1: Hi is this Kevin? Yeah? This is Kevin Kevin. What's up? Man?
Speaker 1: How are you? This is Jewil from brook and Jewil
Speaker 1: in the Morning. Okay, okay, Hi Kevin. Are you familiar
Speaker 1: with the show at all? I am. I'm curious why
Speaker 1: you're calling me. Well, I'm calling you because somebody emailed
Speaker 1: us to give you a call for a second date. Update?
Speaker 1: Oh they did? Really? Yep, Like seriously, somebody did, just
Speaker 1: calling you out of the blue, just making the whole
Speaker 1: thing up all right? Bye? See yeah that was it
Speaker 1: best prank ever. Yeah, I got you, burn Kevin. Okay,
Speaker 1: I guess it's gonna be one of those days. Um,
Speaker 1: you got me. I wasn't. I'm actually calling you for
Speaker 1: a second date update? Okay? You you are? You really are? Okay? Yes, Amy,
Speaker 1: I think I might know if this is about really? Okay, Um,
Speaker 1: do you know who might want to email us to
Speaker 1: figure out why you're not calling them for another date?
Speaker 1: I've got a feeling I gotta feel, but I'd rather
Speaker 1: i'd rather hear you say it than me. Let's try
Speaker 1: to say it at the same time. Okay, ready, okay,
Speaker 1: three two one, Emma, Emma, Emma. You didn't say the
Speaker 1: same time. But yes, her name is Emma, Yes, Emma? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Wait are you purposely not calling Emma back then? Am
Speaker 1: I purposely? Yeah? Like you're avoiding her. I was hoping
Speaker 1: that it was just because you've been too busy or something.
Speaker 1: I had a nice time with her, but I went
Speaker 1: kind of like digging on her social media and what
Speaker 1: I found was like a huge turn off to me.
Speaker 1: If I'm being honest, it's a big, big turn off.
Speaker 1: Her social media was a turn off. Is it too
Speaker 1: many selfies or something like that. No, was anything like that.
Speaker 1: It wasn't like inappropriate pictures or anything like that. Um,
Speaker 1: her grammar is atrocious. Do you say her grammar like
Speaker 1: her right? Like her writing? Yes? Her writing? Yes, her
Speaker 1: writing is atrocious. It is. It's just it's a travesty.
Speaker 1: You don't want to go out with her again because
Speaker 1: her grammar is bad? Oh, big time? Like she uses
Speaker 1: double negatives like that annoyed that that annoys me, almost
Speaker 1: cursed it that annoys me. But she wasn't like, I mean,
Speaker 1: that wasn't something she used in her normal speak, so
Speaker 1: it wasn't an issue when you guys were hanging out. Well,
Speaker 1: we only spent like a little bit of time together,
Speaker 1: so I don't know. Things seem fine there, but go
Speaker 1: to her social media. It's insane, Like she doesn't do
Speaker 1: the difference between your and you are it doesn't know
Speaker 1: the difference at all. Yeah, but what okay, hold on
Speaker 1: to her defense. A lot of people use social media
Speaker 1: to just quickly throw out thoughts. And what if it's
Speaker 1: something where it's auto correcting on her phone. I mean
Speaker 1: that can happen, but does it happen more than once
Speaker 1: and in multiple posts a day? I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: come on. And also there's like a Google search you
Speaker 1: can google proper grammar if you don't even if you
Speaker 1: don't know it, I just, uh, it's already getting me
Speaker 1: like annoyed. And you're not open to like maybe trying
Speaker 1: to coach her through her grammar. Oh, like that's gonna
Speaker 1: go over real world. Yeah, Hey, I notice your social
Speaker 1: media makes you look really stupid. Can I teach you
Speaker 1: a few things about words? I have something to say
Speaker 1: about this. I'm sure you do. Emma, Hey, Kevin, Emma's
Speaker 1: on the phone and wants to talk to you. Oh,
Speaker 1: for good you you guys do it this way? Ye?
Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? My grammar is terrible. That's why
Speaker 1: you haven't called me back. That's the reason. That's the
Speaker 1: big thing that you can't even like A double negative
Speaker 1: on my social media has turned you off that much.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm being honest. Would you rather me lie
Speaker 1: to you? I'd rather you tell me instead of just
Speaker 1: not talk to me while I call you and try
Speaker 1: to set up another date. Just end it if that's
Speaker 1: what you want. But a double negative your instead of your?
Speaker 1: I know the difference? Are you sure you know the difference? Yes?
Speaker 1: I know the difference. You're and I owe you. Apostrophe
Speaker 1: r E means you are like you are being a
Speaker 1: mean I think that was appropriate. That was the right grammar.
Speaker 1: You're a bigger grammar offender than you even know. Like
Speaker 1: you don't end a sentence with a proposition, okay, like
Speaker 1: nobody nobody does that, you know for such a grammar guy?
Speaker 1: Is it a proposition or a preposition? You're not supposed
Speaker 1: to end a sentence with their Kevin, all right, dude,
Speaker 1: slow down. I made a mistake. I meant to stay
Speaker 1: proposition proposition Okay, all right, just just checking in on
Speaker 1: that one. I feel like that was fair. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: maybe we shouldn't give you the benefit of the doubt
Speaker 1: since you're not giving me the benefit of the doubt
Speaker 1: that I just like to do a quick post and
Speaker 1: I'll and a sentence however I want. But it's social media.
Speaker 1: It's not like I'm writing this thesis about I don't
Speaker 1: even know what. I don't understand why it bothers you
Speaker 1: so much. What bothers me is you use a punctuation
Speaker 1: within par emphasis. That's what if we're really getting into it,
Speaker 1: so really digging deep on this, Oh my god, I mean,
Speaker 1: you're just digging here. There's gotta be another reason. There's
Speaker 1: got to be something else that you're just not saying
Speaker 1: that you're not calling me. There's no way that a
Speaker 1: punctuation in parentheses bothers you that much. I think everybody
Speaker 1: in the world age ship you. You put parenting parentheses
Speaker 1: outside of punctuation. I didn't get that one either. I spoke. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm punctuations outside parentheses, That's what I'm mean. Absolutely good
Speaker 1: for someone who's so upset about my punctuation, you're doing
Speaker 1: an awful lot of misspeaking about it. Evan. Does this
Speaker 1: make you want to maybe go back in and edit
Speaker 1: some of your posts though, so that they look proper. No,
Speaker 1: you and I had a really good connection, Our dogs
Speaker 1: even connected. Our dogs got along so well. I feel
Speaker 1: like we had a really good day. And for you
Speaker 1: to not call me back because of the grammar on
Speaker 1: my social media it is not only ridiculous, it is pretentious.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, those are a couple of big words that
Speaker 1: you use there. I'm pretty impressed. What does that mean?
Speaker 1: Maybe you want to go out with them again? Kevin?
Speaker 1: Would you like to go on a second date with him?
Speaker 1: And we'll pay for it? I mean, why would I
Speaker 1: want to after I basically felt like I was insulted
Speaker 1: to my face? So you are so who cares if
Speaker 1: our Who cares if our dogs got along? There's bigger
Speaker 1: things in the world and whether or not you dog
Speaker 1: did along. Yeah, there's a whole punctuation in parentheses things
Speaker 1: you know exactly, And I don't want to go on
Speaker 1: a second date with someone who's going to be so
Speaker 1: nitpicky about a social media post is not the kind
Speaker 1: of person that I want to be around. Yeah, you're
Speaker 1: a nitpicky a big word again. Good God, can you
Speaker 1: guys just like hang up on him because he is
Speaker 1: an idiot. You would be doing me a favor if
Speaker 1: you did that. Okay, well, okay, there you go, Emma,
Speaker 1: I hung up on him. Thank you. I feel better.
Speaker 1: It feels really good. I don't even want to post
Speaker 1: on social media or write anything on social media anymore
Speaker 1: because it's just gonna make me think of this. Jack Well,
Speaker 1: I think maybe Kevin helped you in a good way. Okay,
Speaker 1: because that whole parentheses punctuation thing. I'm super glad we
Speaker 1: got that cleared out. I mean to be honest, I
Speaker 1: forgot about that rule. But all right, em well, better
Speaker 1: luck next time I'm getting a second date. I hope
Speaker 1: you don't not get one later on in the future.
Speaker 1: That's a double negative. In the morning, text In at seven, eight,
Speaker 1: five to nine and two says I have to agree
Speaker 1: with Evan on this one. Social media talking leads to texting,
Speaker 1: and it's hard to have a conversation with somebody who
Speaker 1: doesn't use proper punctuation. Yeah, I'm talking about today's second
Speaker 1: date update if you missed it. Emma met this dude
Speaker 1: named Kevin. They met at the vet. They have both
Speaker 1: had their dogs there for an appointment, and they went
Speaker 1: to the dog park later that day. They bonded really
Speaker 1: well and how a good time. But when she she
Speaker 1: wanted to get another date with Kevin, but he wasn't
Speaker 1: calling back. And when we got Kevin on the phone,
Speaker 1: we found out that he did some research on Emma
Speaker 1: after the dog park, and he went through her social
Speaker 1: media and was appalled at more than a half dozen
Speaker 1: grammar mistakes. Your versus your punctuation inside of parentheses really
Speaker 1: made him angry. Yeah, apparently it's a big pet peep
Speaker 1: of his and he was mad about it. They argued,
Speaker 1: she called him names, and there's no second date. I
Speaker 1: feel like, I don't know. I could see how it
Speaker 1: would be a turn off, right, Yeah, but I would
Speaker 1: still pursue a second date to see if that's truly
Speaker 1: who the person is. Someone has horrible grammar and it
Speaker 1: bothers you. Sure, but yeah, maybe go out with them
Speaker 1: again and see if they're like that all the time,
Speaker 1: or if it's just a few mistakes on social media.
Speaker 1: Maybe they just had bad English teachers their whole life
Speaker 1: and needs some help. I mean, honestly, there's some really
Speaker 1: bad English teachers. Maybe it's on a second date. Maybe
Speaker 1: you just sit down and go, hey, here's the number
Speaker 1: for Silver and Learning Centers. Maybe you should go learn
Speaker 1: a little bit of punctuation and then get back at
Speaker 1: me and maybe we can go out. But yeah, they
Speaker 1: decided to not go out again. And a lot of
Speaker 1: people are calling him a douchebag, but some people are
Speaker 1: in agreement. Texting seven eight five to nine two is
Speaker 1: poor punctuation and bad grammar that big of a deal
Speaker 1: for you that you wouldn't go out with somebody again.
Speaker 1: And remember, if you want to do a second date update,
Speaker 1: all you have to do is email the show. You
Speaker 1: can go to Brooke and Jewel Radio dot com our
Speaker 1: email addresses all right there, email us and we will
Speaker 1: call the person who didn't call you back.