WEBVTT - Inconceivable w/ Kevin Kane 0:00:00.680 --> 0:00:04.480 Of the law and order franchises. SVU is considered especially watchable. 0:00:04.720 --> 0:00:07.280 We are the amateur detectives who kind of investigate the 0:00:07.360 --> 0:00:08.160 vicious felonies. 0:00:08.200 --> 0:00:09.319 These episodes are based on. 0:00:09.640 --> 0:00:30.000 These are our stories, done done, Hello everybody, and welcome 0:00:30.080 --> 0:00:32.280 to That's Messed Up and SVU podcast. 0:00:32.440 --> 0:00:37.160 I'm Kara and I'm Lisa, and we talk SVU True Crime. 0:00:37.200 --> 0:00:39.720 We have celeb guests. We really have a fun time 0:00:39.760 --> 0:00:44.200 here up top. We catch up, we relive, we recap. 0:00:44.479 --> 0:00:46.840 I don't know, we just have a lot to say. 0:00:47.360 --> 0:00:51.080 Yeah, we just had a blast at the Moontower Comedy Festival. 0:00:51.120 --> 0:00:52.720 I know we're in the time machine at this point. 0:00:52.760 --> 0:00:54.279 This will come out in like, you know, a week 0:00:54.360 --> 0:00:56.760 or two after we left Austin. But thank you to 0:00:56.800 --> 0:00:59.080 everybody who came out. We had such a good time. 0:00:59.360 --> 0:01:01.440 The shows are so back to back. We got to 0:01:01.480 --> 0:01:04.200 meet a few people and take some selfies. But if 0:01:04.200 --> 0:01:06.000 you come to our regular live shows, you guys know 0:01:06.040 --> 0:01:08.840 we meet everybody, we take pics, we sell fun tour 0:01:08.920 --> 0:01:11.800 exclusive merch. So sorry if we couldn't give that whole 0:01:11.840 --> 0:01:13.920 experience to the moon Tower people, but you guys were 0:01:14.000 --> 0:01:16.640 the best. We had so much fun and if you're 0:01:16.680 --> 0:01:19.560 interested in seeing us on the road right now. We're 0:01:19.560 --> 0:01:23.319 booked at Cobbs in San Francisco on June eighth, the 0:01:23.400 --> 0:01:27.440 Tempe Improv in Tempe, Arizona on June fifteenth, and Denver 0:01:27.520 --> 0:01:31.040 Comedy Works on June twenty fifth, and those are all 0:01:31.080 --> 0:01:33.760 places that we hit early last year and we're so 0:01:33.800 --> 0:01:36.360 excited to come back. So come see us, new show, 0:01:36.520 --> 0:01:39.399 new games, new merch. It's all gonna be fun. 0:01:40.040 --> 0:01:44.360 And Elias the Tower was so fun. 0:01:44.560 --> 0:01:47.760 Karen and I also sang skater Boy for the goddamn 0:01:47.760 --> 0:01:50.600 comedy Jam. Yes, and my favorite part was I got 0:01:50.640 --> 0:01:53.440 off stage and I went up to someone. I was like, 0:01:53.520 --> 0:01:55.760 oh my god, I'm so out of breath and he 0:01:55.840 --> 0:02:03.600 went We heard, which was amazing, but it was a whirlwind. 0:02:03.600 --> 0:02:06.040 We had to learn the words, we had rehearsal. Everything 0:02:06.120 --> 0:02:06.640 was wild. 0:02:06.760 --> 0:02:09.200 But it's also like a social affair, Like it's a 0:02:09.240 --> 0:02:10.119 comedy festival. 0:02:10.160 --> 0:02:12.040 We're all on the road. We all live busy lives. 0:02:12.040 --> 0:02:15.360 Everyone is working, everyone's traveling, everyone lives in different cities, 0:02:15.800 --> 0:02:19.119 and so comedy festivals are really just like this time 0:02:19.160 --> 0:02:20.000 where we really. 0:02:19.800 --> 0:02:22.880 Don't respect the festival. Everyone was on mushrooms. Everyone is 0:02:22.960 --> 0:02:26.840 drinking all day. Everyone is like out of control. We're 0:02:26.840 --> 0:02:27.720 doing short sets. 0:02:27.720 --> 0:02:28.239 I mean we. 0:02:28.120 --> 0:02:30.760 Respect our podcast. Of course we had like the best time. 0:02:31.160 --> 0:02:32.920 I was pretty sober, I would say. 0:02:33.240 --> 0:02:35.160 But the book us at a hotel with a pool. 0:02:35.280 --> 0:02:38.480 So basically, yeah, there's like which they didn't do when 0:02:38.520 --> 0:02:39.679 we were the year and a half ago. So a 0:02:39.760 --> 0:02:41.200 year and a half ago, it's like, Okay, who's going 0:02:41.240 --> 0:02:43.240 to bart and springs, Who's going to get lunch? Now 0:02:43.240 --> 0:02:45.160 it's like everybody's just meet at the pool. We were 0:02:45.200 --> 0:02:48.040 just like all at the pool all day. Everybody liked 0:02:48.120 --> 0:02:51.399 drinking and like it was just wiping each other down 0:02:51.440 --> 0:02:53.160 with sunscreen. It was it was fun. 0:02:53.240 --> 0:02:55.640 Yes, but after our show, we ran, I did another show. 0:02:55.639 --> 0:02:58.000 Then we had to like run Our friends rolled a 0:02:58.080 --> 0:03:00.200 blunt and we had to change and then and then 0:03:00.240 --> 0:03:01.960 it's like you run into all of your friends. 0:03:02.000 --> 0:03:03.000 Everyone is chatting. 0:03:03.520 --> 0:03:05.480 So then by the time we got to our venue, 0:03:05.520 --> 0:03:09.080 I put on sneakers, we walk and as we got 0:03:09.280 --> 0:03:12.280 to the venue they announced us to walk on stage. 0:03:12.360 --> 0:03:16.600 It was it see if we were there, we were 0:03:16.639 --> 0:03:18.200 just like they said her names. We went right on 0:03:18.840 --> 0:03:21.040 and then we had Brad Williams. If you guys know 0:03:21.080 --> 0:03:23.720 the comedian Brad Williams. He was our skater boy, so 0:03:23.800 --> 0:03:26.720 he came out at the very end when we both forgot. 0:03:26.440 --> 0:03:30.440 The words that Avrilavin is wild. The choruses are different. 0:03:30.919 --> 0:03:33.760 H The chorus is not the same throughout the song. Yeah, 0:03:33.800 --> 0:03:36.360 because it tells a story, and. 0:03:36.240 --> 0:03:38.360 Like it's very like da da da da da, you know. 0:03:38.400 --> 0:03:40.040 So like the music is loud, and I was like, 0:03:40.160 --> 0:03:41.920 they can't even hear me, and so I just started 0:03:41.960 --> 0:03:45.680 like hype, like dancing for Brad. And there's like I 0:03:45.680 --> 0:03:48.040 have a video that somebody posted of us where the 0:03:48.120 --> 0:03:50.600 last fifteen seconds of the song, I'm not even attempting 0:03:50.640 --> 0:03:53.040 a word. Lisa is still trying to do some words, 0:03:53.040 --> 0:03:55.600 and I'm just dancing around Brad like a fly girl. 0:03:56.160 --> 0:03:58.520 It's it was wild. It was so fun. It was fun. 0:03:58.560 --> 0:04:00.840 And I like also at this fest that I meet people. 0:04:01.160 --> 0:04:02.800 You had a couple of friends there that I've heard 0:04:02.800 --> 0:04:04.840 about through you forever, but I had never met them 0:04:04.840 --> 0:04:08.440 in person. So like that was fun to meet new 0:04:08.560 --> 0:04:11.040 comics from New York or people that started in other 0:04:11.080 --> 0:04:12.920 cities and now live in New York. In LA and 0:04:13.360 --> 0:04:15.080 you meet some of the new young ones. You meet 0:04:15.080 --> 0:04:16.680 some of the old ones you've never met before. 0:04:16.760 --> 0:04:18.919 It's fun. I did the golf event. There was a 0:04:18.960 --> 0:04:19.560 golf event. 0:04:19.920 --> 0:04:23.440 I golfed with like managers and agents and people who 0:04:23.480 --> 0:04:26.679 paid to golf with the talent, which was so weird. 0:04:28.040 --> 0:04:31.839 But it was like this whole list golf course in 0:04:31.880 --> 0:04:34.560 Austin that's like not mini golf at all, but not 0:04:34.920 --> 0:04:38.120 full Tiger Woods golf. But I kept going at every hole, 0:04:38.160 --> 0:04:39.919 where are we hitting the ball? And they'd be like 0:04:39.960 --> 0:04:41.880 that flag over there, and I kept going, that's far 0:04:42.480 --> 0:04:44.920 and these like agents were just like rolling their eyes 0:04:44.920 --> 0:04:47.120 at me because like I've only ever mini golfed, so 0:04:47.200 --> 0:04:50.880 it was wild. I definitely almost hit a camera man 0:04:51.000 --> 0:04:53.040 with my golf ball. Well, I just was. 0:04:53.000 --> 0:04:56.400 Staying up till like four to six seven in the 0:04:56.440 --> 0:04:59.479 morning every night. Yeah, so there was just no way 0:04:59.600 --> 0:05:03.440 I was going to golf either way. But I just 0:05:03.520 --> 0:05:07.720 don't the idea of be here at eleven getting this car. No, 0:05:08.120 --> 0:05:10.160 I just need to go to the pool. I need 0:05:10.200 --> 0:05:13.080 a casual. Yeah, I need to eat Jimmy John's in 0:05:13.120 --> 0:05:16.919 my bed, Like I just can't be forced to plan. 0:05:17.040 --> 0:05:19.640 That's why I loved the pool deck because everything else, 0:05:19.680 --> 0:05:22.679 like I was getting texts that's like eleven thirty breakfast 0:05:22.800 --> 0:05:25.880 at this place, and it's like, get away from me. Yeah, 0:05:25.880 --> 0:05:30.000 there's no way I'm doing anything besides sitting at the pool, 0:05:30.320 --> 0:05:31.520 like in no way. 0:05:31.720 --> 0:05:31.880 No. 0:05:32.160 --> 0:05:33.440 Some people like a plan. 0:05:33.760 --> 0:05:36.120 Some people like I was talking to one of my 0:05:36.160 --> 0:05:38.400 favorite comedians of all time. I won't even bring her up, 0:05:38.400 --> 0:05:40.080 I won't say her my name, but she was like, 0:05:40.520 --> 0:05:42.839 I'm not that good at socializing, and so she just 0:05:42.880 --> 0:05:44.080 reached out to me and was like, do you want 0:05:44.080 --> 0:05:45.520 to get lunch? And I was like, yes, of course, 0:05:45.600 --> 0:05:48.080 I'm like obsessed with you. But then you find out 0:05:48.120 --> 0:05:50.560 that these people that you think are like the most 0:05:50.640 --> 0:05:53.520 amazing are like scared, like they're scared to reach out 0:05:53.520 --> 0:05:55.159 to people, or they don't know how to like meet 0:05:55.240 --> 0:05:55.880 up for lunch or. 0:05:55.839 --> 0:05:56.279 Make a plan. 0:05:56.360 --> 0:05:57.920 So I'm happy to make a plan with people that 0:05:57.960 --> 0:06:00.080 are I talked to a few comics that were like, 0:06:00.120 --> 0:06:04.000 these these festivals give me social anxiety, and I was like, wow, 0:06:04.080 --> 0:06:06.599 it's so hard for me to relate because these fast 0:06:06.680 --> 0:06:08.880 kind of festivals like energize me and make me. I 0:06:08.960 --> 0:06:10.440 like love them so much, and I feel like you 0:06:10.480 --> 0:06:13.039 feel the same way, you know to me, I love 0:06:13.120 --> 0:06:13.680 a little bit. 0:06:13.600 --> 0:06:16.120 Of social anxiety. It's definitely it is. 0:06:16.279 --> 0:06:20.880 I just love organized fun where everyone's around and I 0:06:21.000 --> 0:06:24.200 don't have to plant like but not too organized. Yeah, 0:06:24.240 --> 0:06:25.120 not too organized. 0:06:25.120 --> 0:06:26.800 But to the fact, even when I went to just 0:06:26.800 --> 0:06:29.080 put on sneakers, then the elevator doors open and we 0:06:29.160 --> 0:06:31.400 ran into three people that we enjoyed talking to for 0:06:31.400 --> 0:06:35.039 two y Yes, Like anywhere you go there's someone that 0:06:35.120 --> 0:06:37.680 you like, even if it's not your favorite favorite person. 0:06:37.720 --> 0:06:39.040 It's like, oh great, I'll. 0:06:38.920 --> 0:06:40.599 Hang with you for a few years yea, or like 0:06:40.680 --> 0:06:43.000 for a half hour, or let's walk to this venue together. 0:06:43.560 --> 0:06:46.320 You know. It's like there's a bud everywhere, and so 0:06:46.600 --> 0:06:51.279 I kind of I enjoy that life. Yeah, in terms 0:06:51.279 --> 0:06:54.400 of fest life, I'm trying to think what there must 0:06:54.400 --> 0:06:59.320 have been other wild shit though, and there was minimum drama, 0:06:59.480 --> 0:07:01.479 like I had to to like dig to be annoyed 0:07:01.520 --> 0:07:07.320 by someone, you know, there was really minimal. I think 0:07:07.320 --> 0:07:09.640 it's because everyone was on mushrooms. We were all everyone 0:07:09.760 --> 0:07:12.760 was just in a great yeah move. It's also like 0:07:12.800 --> 0:07:16.280 there's other festivals where some people get chosen for them, 0:07:16.320 --> 0:07:17.880 and it's like it feels a little bit maybe more 0:07:17.920 --> 0:07:20.520 competitive of who's gonna have a good set, and these 0:07:20.560 --> 0:07:22.680 festivals are like just not competitive at all. 0:07:22.720 --> 0:07:24.840 It's just like wear are you up? Whar are you up? 0:07:24.960 --> 0:07:27.160 I got to go see one of my favorites do 0:07:27.200 --> 0:07:30.040 an hour like I mean, I had a great time. 0:07:30.880 --> 0:07:33.320 And then I flew home and I got to my 0:07:33.520 --> 0:07:36.000 back to my house at eight am and was immediately 0:07:36.040 --> 0:07:38.560 having to parent. My son broke a lamp within an 0:07:38.560 --> 0:07:40.880 hour of me being home. Had a tiny cut on 0:07:40.880 --> 0:07:42.680 his finger that he didn't even cry about, so we 0:07:42.680 --> 0:07:45.120 didn't notice the lamp was broken until we noticed his 0:07:45.200 --> 0:07:49.520 hand had blood on It's just wildlife out which lamp 0:07:49.680 --> 0:07:52.440 was it? A little one in the guest room like? 0:07:52.680 --> 0:07:54.600 He went back there and I didn't notice, and then 0:07:54.600 --> 0:07:55.440 he just came back. 0:07:55.680 --> 0:07:56.360 Oh my god. 0:07:56.480 --> 0:08:00.640 And I got to sit next to a celebrity in 0:08:00.680 --> 0:08:04.520 the car to the airport and next to me on 0:08:04.560 --> 0:08:09.240 the plane, who ended up being the nicest person I 0:08:09.280 --> 0:08:09.680 will be. 0:08:09.840 --> 0:08:10.880 I was already a fan. 0:08:10.960 --> 0:08:13.680 I played it cool, but I will be a fan 0:08:13.760 --> 0:08:16.680 for life is Ben Schwartz. So if any of you 0:08:17.000 --> 0:08:19.880 are fans of Ben Schwartz, you can go gung ho. 0:08:20.120 --> 0:08:22.960 Because kind I sat in the car with his parents. 0:08:22.960 --> 0:08:26.280 His mother and father came from New York and we 0:08:26.400 --> 0:08:29.880 shared our shuttle to the airport and then I would 0:08:29.960 --> 0:08:32.200 be horrified, but he was like, oh, are you a 0:08:32.440 --> 0:08:34.400 I'm sitting in B And I was like, because he's like, 0:08:34.400 --> 0:08:36.080 maybe we're sitting next to each other in the flight, 0:08:36.120 --> 0:08:37.400 and I go, well, I'm not in first class. 0:08:37.400 --> 0:08:40.960 He goes, neither am I. And so we were comfort. 0:08:41.080 --> 0:08:44.160 We were comfort, but his friend and then you're you know, Spencer. 0:08:44.720 --> 0:08:46.920 So they were the last row of first class. So 0:08:46.960 --> 0:08:49.680 they were playing. They were really being really funny about 0:08:49.760 --> 0:08:52.840 us and trying to like, well, they were actually ignoring me. 0:08:53.200 --> 0:08:58.440 They were talking to bench sharks, but they were playing 0:08:58.559 --> 0:09:02.240 jokes and like leaving him out and like being like 0:09:02.240 --> 0:09:04.680 like trying to like really make fun of him for 0:09:04.720 --> 0:09:08.199 being in comfort. But he was so nice. I gave 0:09:08.240 --> 0:09:10.480 him space, but he talked to me. I got to 0:09:10.520 --> 0:09:14.480 talk about my favorite movie. He's in we chat. I 0:09:14.480 --> 0:09:16.800 didn't know he was as successful as he is because 0:09:16.800 --> 0:09:20.280 he's so chill. I think he's very successful. 0:09:20.559 --> 0:09:23.080 Yeah, but he's like the voice of Sonic two, I 0:09:23.080 --> 0:09:27.160 mean the voice of Sonic like I'm doing Huey Louie. Yeah, yeah, 0:09:27.240 --> 0:09:29.840 like he just does he fingers in a lot. 0:09:29.679 --> 0:09:31.439 Of pots, you know, he's success. 0:09:31.600 --> 0:09:33.880 I didn't realize it because they kept making fun of 0:09:34.000 --> 0:09:37.880 Sonic because they wanted to watch Spencer was like putting 0:09:37.920 --> 0:09:40.400 Sonic on the Delta screen and then going to take 0:09:40.400 --> 0:09:43.960 a selfie with him in comfort while watching Sonic. 0:09:44.679 --> 0:09:45.920 That's so funny. 0:09:46.120 --> 0:09:50.680 But he was just like nice and like beyond I 0:09:50.679 --> 0:09:53.079 don't know. I just was like thrilled, and I got 0:09:53.120 --> 0:09:56.240 to talk to his parents and he just I don't know. 0:09:56.800 --> 0:09:59.400 I know, celebs sometimes are just like us, but he's 0:09:59.480 --> 0:10:01.520 nice sort of I ever would have been to anybody. 0:10:02.280 --> 0:10:05.160 I was gonna say, it's he woke me rushing, he 0:10:05.440 --> 0:10:06.280 got me up. 0:10:07.520 --> 0:10:10.200 It's really refreshing. We had that experience. 0:10:09.679 --> 0:10:11.840 Because like I don't think we've talked about it since 0:10:11.880 --> 0:10:14.840 on the podcast, but like the week before Moontower, I 0:10:14.920 --> 0:10:17.079 was in Fort Lauderdale with all of my siblings for 0:10:17.200 --> 0:10:19.360 my sister's birthday. My sister had a big birthday and 0:10:19.400 --> 0:10:21.640 so we planned this trip down to Florida with a 0:10:21.679 --> 0:10:25.800 bunch of her friends and my siblings, and people were 0:10:25.840 --> 0:10:27.320 just telling me about comedians they. 0:10:27.200 --> 0:10:28.400 Liked, and I just kept going. 0:10:28.960 --> 0:10:30.959 Yeah, and they were like, is he bad? 0:10:31.040 --> 0:10:33.040 And I was like not the best, and I. 0:10:33.040 --> 0:10:36.280 Just had to keep telling people like your fave is 0:10:36.320 --> 0:10:39.640 problematic and it's just nice to be like, oh, Ben Schwartz, 0:10:39.800 --> 0:10:41.840 good guy, you know what I mean, Like I've never 0:10:41.880 --> 0:10:44.640 heard anything bad about him, but also like the approval 0:10:44.800 --> 0:10:48.640 of being like a nice person, no beyond nice. 0:10:48.720 --> 0:10:50.920 And because we were talking about because he did the 0:10:50.920 --> 0:10:52.480 theater with his friends, and then we were talking and 0:10:52.480 --> 0:10:54.000 then he was I was like, oh, have you done 0:10:54.080 --> 0:10:56.160 Radio City and he goes yeah. I'm like, oh wow, 0:10:56.200 --> 0:10:58.640 that's incredible, and we just talking about venues. And then 0:10:58.679 --> 0:11:02.280 to his parents he goes, well, you know, she performs 0:11:02.280 --> 0:11:05.319 at the Seller, which is very iconic. Like he was 0:11:05.360 --> 0:11:09.520 like hyping me up for playing this tiny venue in 0:11:09.559 --> 0:11:12.440 New York to his mother and father. Like it was 0:11:12.480 --> 0:11:15.240 this moment where I'm like, oh, you're like so sweet. 0:11:15.320 --> 0:11:17.599 There's no reason for you to be doing this. I 0:11:17.640 --> 0:11:20.640 don't know it just like it really made my life. 0:11:20.720 --> 0:11:24.920 And I also want to say I did already watch 0:11:25.000 --> 0:11:30.320 the new season of Indian Matchmaking, okay, and I was 0:11:30.360 --> 0:11:34.240 texting our friend Nimesh because he's Indian and with just 0:11:34.320 --> 0:11:36.720 my thoughts and I was really pissed at this one 0:11:36.800 --> 0:11:39.840 guy because he was like, I want a girl who 0:11:39.920 --> 0:11:43.360 can speak Hindi and then she set him up with someone. 0:11:43.520 --> 0:11:46.600 And then his complaint was, well, she has an accent. 0:11:46.720 --> 0:11:50.120 I don't want someone that sounds too Indian. And so 0:11:50.280 --> 0:11:52.600 I texted him being like, what the fuck you want 0:11:52.640 --> 0:11:53.240 a girl that. 0:11:53.160 --> 0:11:55.800 Can speak Hindi but not sound too Indian? What the 0:11:55.800 --> 0:11:58.640 fuck is wrong with you? He sent me a review 0:11:58.720 --> 0:12:01.960 and an article about Indian matchmaking from the New York Times. 0:12:02.480 --> 0:12:06.160 The last line of the article is what I texted him, 0:12:06.640 --> 0:12:10.760 I can write for the New York Times, like I 0:12:10.920 --> 0:12:12.800 had like the journalist's opinion. 0:12:12.920 --> 0:12:15.120 But they were just talking about how it's so old school. 0:12:15.160 --> 0:12:18.640 But I'm like, yeah, whether it's Indian people, white people, 0:12:19.480 --> 0:12:23.640 brown people, shaws whatever, we're watching rich maniacs on television, 0:12:24.120 --> 0:12:26.720 you know what I mean? Because right, they all because 0:12:27.120 --> 0:12:29.599 the whole New York Times article was like, it's regressive, 0:12:29.640 --> 0:12:32.160 it's Auntie is. It's people being like I want someone 0:12:32.200 --> 0:12:34.320 in my same religion or whatever, you know, And I'm like, 0:12:34.800 --> 0:12:36.280 I'm like, yeah. 0:12:35.840 --> 0:12:36.120 I'm not. 0:12:36.280 --> 0:12:39.600 I but I do think some people learn really valuable 0:12:39.679 --> 0:12:42.080 lessons and do fine love. And I do like her vibe, 0:12:42.080 --> 0:12:45.120 but I see the cultural issues with it too. But 0:12:45.480 --> 0:12:47.679 I'm not gonna stop watching, and I already finished it, 0:12:47.760 --> 0:12:50.319 but yeah, but it was just like interesting. 0:12:50.400 --> 0:12:52.400 I like that I had the same perspective. Is this 0:12:52.480 --> 0:12:57.040 like New York Time writer big in That's great. I 0:12:57.120 --> 0:12:59.200 know that's on my list of things I gotta watch. 0:12:59.200 --> 0:13:02.439 I know you and Michelleins both love that little nugget. 0:13:03.080 --> 0:13:05.040 Well because and then the part of the article that 0:13:06.280 --> 0:13:09.000 was upsetting the person too was like she keeps telling 0:13:09.040 --> 0:13:11.760 the women like you, you're being too picky. You need 0:13:11.800 --> 0:13:13.600 to settle, you need to settle, And she was like, 0:13:13.679 --> 0:13:17.200 that's just like fucked up, Like stop telling women that 0:13:17.240 --> 0:13:19.600 they need to settle. But she is telling the men too. 0:13:19.679 --> 0:13:21.480 But it's also like maybe a woman should go on 0:13:21.520 --> 0:13:22.520 a date with a bald man. 0:13:22.679 --> 0:13:23.160 I don't know. 0:13:23.679 --> 0:13:25.560 Yeah, but then I saw a TikTok that was like, 0:13:25.760 --> 0:13:27.960 shut up, stop telling women that they need to like 0:13:28.200 --> 0:13:30.000 go on dates with people that are not attracted to 0:13:30.120 --> 0:13:30.800 It's like a trick. 0:13:31.040 --> 0:13:33.160 Why do men get to be superficial and not women. 0:13:33.200 --> 0:13:36.680 It's like not nice. Yeah, everyone to mean uperficial. But 0:13:36.679 --> 0:13:38.360 then it's like, I don't know, I have no idea. 0:13:38.440 --> 0:13:41.800 I also follow a little nudge as you do as well. 0:13:42.080 --> 0:13:44.920 Who's a dating coach, and she's always like, you don't 0:13:45.040 --> 0:13:48.000 have to be like you're dating to get to know someone. 0:13:48.160 --> 0:13:50.880 You don't need to like be blown over with romantic 0:13:50.880 --> 0:13:53.679 connection on like the first date, like go on a second. 0:13:53.360 --> 0:13:54.280 One, see what's up. 0:13:54.360 --> 0:13:57.520 I don't know. I don't know if that's But she 0:13:57.640 --> 0:13:59.679 also wrote something today that she says she thinks men 0:13:59.720 --> 0:14:02.680 all have to pay, and I didn't really, that's not 0:14:02.840 --> 0:14:05.160 my I don't think that's true. Jared and I when 0:14:05.160 --> 0:14:07.440 we dated, like he paid a bunch, I paid a bunch. 0:14:07.480 --> 0:14:09.920 It was like very no. But she's not always she's 0:14:09.960 --> 0:14:10.800 saying first date. 0:14:11.120 --> 0:14:14.000 I saw that post, that's it first date. 0:14:14.120 --> 0:14:16.760 Now, I got the vibe that it was first date. 0:14:17.880 --> 0:14:22.720 But I agree with her. Okay, if it's just first date, fine. 0:14:22.800 --> 0:14:24.720 I thought it was like men pay on dates, and 0:14:24.760 --> 0:14:26.520 I was like, I can't with that. 0:14:26.520 --> 0:14:28.280 That's like not us. 0:14:28.480 --> 0:14:30.560 I always felt too like I had to split with 0:14:30.600 --> 0:14:33.000 someone that I knew I wasn't like into. I was like, 0:14:33.000 --> 0:14:34.960 I'm gonna split with you because like I feel too bad. 0:14:36.280 --> 0:14:39.360 No, I feel I agree with that well, But what 0:14:39.440 --> 0:14:42.000 I do like that she said was there's a place 0:14:42.080 --> 0:14:45.840 for feminism, chivalry, and men paying like, yeah, I. 0:14:45.760 --> 0:14:46.360 Don't like that. 0:14:46.560 --> 0:14:49.320 Men use that they have to pay on first dates 0:14:49.320 --> 0:14:53.200 as like negating feminism as a whole. You know, it's 0:14:53.320 --> 0:14:58.160 like like it like, for some reason feminism is now 0:14:58.600 --> 0:15:02.040 does not exist because women want men to pay on dates, right, No, 0:15:02.160 --> 0:15:02.520 you don't. 0:15:02.560 --> 0:15:05.000 Actually that's not the valid argument there. 0:15:05.040 --> 0:15:07.880 And then there's in cells that are like women just 0:15:07.960 --> 0:15:10.960 expect men to be walking bank accounts, and it's like, no, 0:15:11.040 --> 0:15:14.240 that's you either, but you set that up like that's 0:15:14.280 --> 0:15:14.720 the whole thing. 0:15:14.760 --> 0:15:18.080 It's like men want to be providers and women sit 0:15:18.080 --> 0:15:19.880 at home and suck your dick, and then you're mad 0:15:19.920 --> 0:15:23.040 when women are like, fine, then pay for dinner. Yeah, 0:15:23.080 --> 0:15:25.680 and the people in the comments we're saying and you're 0:15:26.000 --> 0:15:28.520 so not paying for dinner because the girl is hungry 0:15:28.560 --> 0:15:29.760 and you're doing charity work. 0:15:29.800 --> 0:15:31.000 You want to get your dick sucked. 0:15:31.480 --> 0:15:36.000 So stop acting like you're some magnanimous person feeding women 0:15:36.280 --> 0:15:40.520 from the goodness of your heart. You want something, you 0:15:40.560 --> 0:15:44.480 want something from them, and so stop setting up you 0:15:44.520 --> 0:15:47.480 were like you're the one with outdated gender roles and 0:15:47.480 --> 0:15:48.680 then you're mad when women. 0:15:48.560 --> 0:15:50.760 Fulfill them, like it's crazy. 0:15:50.880 --> 0:15:50.920 Es. 0:15:51.480 --> 0:15:55.600 Yes, it's like I've been seeing so many. There's this 0:15:55.680 --> 0:15:57.760 Twitter I don't even know. I don't even follow it, 0:15:57.920 --> 0:16:00.840 but I get alerted every time it tweets. That's called 0:16:00.920 --> 0:16:06.320 ask Aubrey, and it's literally all women writing in like 0:16:06.400 --> 0:16:08.880 am I the asshole? Or no, it's men too, it's 0:16:08.920 --> 0:16:10.920 just am I the assholes? Where the man is being 0:16:10.960 --> 0:16:14.640 a full psychopath, which maybe is all am I the assholes? 0:16:14.960 --> 0:16:18.400 But like, I mean, one I read today was like, 0:16:19.040 --> 0:16:21.640 my boyfriend blames me for being sexually assaulted, said I 0:16:21.640 --> 0:16:23.560 should have taken a cab home, and the girl's like 0:16:24.080 --> 0:16:26.240 run out of there, get out of there right now, 0:16:26.320 --> 0:16:28.960 Like anyway, hers just always. 0:16:28.600 --> 0:16:31.200 Seem like it's just men. 0:16:31.240 --> 0:16:34.720 From another time period, This one guy wrote in and 0:16:34.800 --> 0:16:38.240 was like, my wife only cares about the kids. She 0:16:38.400 --> 0:16:40.520 only focuses on the kids, and she doesn't have any 0:16:40.560 --> 0:16:42.840 friends or any social life. After he goes on for 0:16:42.880 --> 0:16:47.280 two paragraphs, he reveals they have seven fucking kids, and 0:16:47.320 --> 0:16:49.280 he goes on a fishing trip once a month and 0:16:49.320 --> 0:16:51.240 makes multiple plans in the week to go up with 0:16:51.240 --> 0:16:54.200 his friends. And I was like, so you want a 0:16:54.200 --> 0:16:56.160 woman to stay home and watch your seven kids, but 0:16:56.200 --> 0:16:58.360 you also want her to have a bustling social life, 0:16:58.400 --> 0:17:01.560 but he won't watch the kids while you won't do Yeah, 0:17:02.840 --> 0:17:05.399 that's what people were asking and stuff like if he like, 0:17:05.560 --> 0:17:09.040 you know, he'll get her a babysitter and she'll say, 0:17:09.040 --> 0:17:10.639 I kind of just want to like sleep or ketchup 0:17:10.680 --> 0:17:14.760 on TV that I like because she's watching seven fucking kids, like, 0:17:14.800 --> 0:17:16.399 and he's like, I make the money so I get 0:17:16.440 --> 0:17:19.760 to go on fishing trips like it's wild. 0:17:20.040 --> 0:17:21.480 Anyway, should we get started? 0:17:22.119 --> 0:17:24.800 Yeah, we could talk about yellow jackets another day, but 0:17:24.920 --> 0:17:27.400 I have a sneaky watching. 0:17:27.520 --> 0:17:28.480 Yeah I am watching. 0:17:28.600 --> 0:17:32.199 I'm halfway through the third episode, so I'm like two behind, 0:17:32.320 --> 0:17:34.920 like I'm gonna catch up today. Yeah, and then. 0:17:34.840 --> 0:17:37.200 We'll talk about All Stars line and we have a lot. 0:17:37.280 --> 0:17:39.479 I mean, thank god this podcast is not gonna end 0:17:39.520 --> 0:17:44.560 anytime soon. Yeah, you keep rolling on, but you know what, 0:17:44.600 --> 0:17:47.720 I am annoyed with that we don't have new svus constantly, 0:17:47.880 --> 0:17:50.400 Like I miss the days of old television where every 0:17:50.480 --> 0:17:53.200 week I got a new episode of fucking television. 0:17:53.600 --> 0:17:56.320 I know. Well, also really quickly before we sign off, 0:17:56.320 --> 0:17:58.280 we probably do have to comment on the fact that 0:17:58.840 --> 0:18:02.760 the season all it either hasn't aired or it's airing 0:18:02.840 --> 0:18:07.800 like in two days but Rollins comes back pregnant. I 0:18:07.800 --> 0:18:10.479 don't know, she just left like three months ago. I mean, 0:18:10.520 --> 0:18:13.600 I know that's like pregnant, but it just seems like wild. 0:18:14.119 --> 0:18:17.240 She's back on. I think there's a crossover for the finale, 0:18:17.320 --> 0:18:18.960 and there's gonna be she's gonna be on OC a 0:18:19.000 --> 0:18:25.040 little bit. We'll see, will see boy. Okay, buckle up, 0:18:25.080 --> 0:18:26.480 We've got a great episode for you. 0:18:31.080 --> 0:18:31.760 Okay. 0:18:31.880 --> 0:18:35.480 So we're doing Inconceivable today, And is this the word 0:18:35.560 --> 0:18:39.480 from Princess Bride that everyone gets inconfavable? 0:18:39.760 --> 0:18:42.320 Yes, so this is the word, this is whatever? Yes, 0:18:42.640 --> 0:18:43.359 this is the word. 0:18:44.040 --> 0:18:44.520 Okay. 0:18:44.680 --> 0:18:50.399 So Inconceivable Season nine, episode fourteen, we open up on 0:18:50.440 --> 0:18:53.440 a sunny New York City day and we're following, you know. 0:18:53.480 --> 0:18:55.840 A sweater over a dress shirt kind of guy. He 0:18:55.880 --> 0:18:56.600 has a coat on. 0:18:56.760 --> 0:19:00.679 He's a dork and he's blabbering on a self walking 0:19:00.680 --> 0:19:04.600 in the streets, talking about an interview, and he's like, 0:19:04.640 --> 0:19:08.640 I'm gonna put my communications degree on, you know, I'm 0:19:08.640 --> 0:19:11.560 gonna it's finally gonna pay off. And I would argue 0:19:11.560 --> 0:19:16.040 that a communications degree is the most bs degree. Everyone 0:19:16.080 --> 0:19:20.080 talks about English, all these other communications is the most 0:19:20.119 --> 0:19:23.920 bullshit degree of all, more than liberal arts, more than anything. 0:19:23.960 --> 0:19:28.600 When I hear communications, degree, I hear your bullshit. 0:19:28.200 --> 0:19:29.320 Bullshit, I don't really here. 0:19:29.480 --> 0:19:32.199 Yeah, I just don't understand, like it's just so broad, 0:19:32.480 --> 0:19:34.320 like I mean, and I say this as an English 0:19:34.359 --> 0:19:36.480 in a theater double major people. I'm not saying I 0:19:36.520 --> 0:19:40.040 had like a very substantive you know major. But yeah, 0:19:40.080 --> 0:19:44.240 communications just is like in what way corporate communication? 0:19:44.480 --> 0:19:45.920 Like what kind of communicating? 0:19:46.000 --> 0:19:48.320 Like, isn't communicating part of everything? I don't know. 0:19:48.359 --> 0:19:51.040 It's very large, it's very big, umbrella. It's bullshit. 0:19:51.640 --> 0:19:54.440 They're gonna come for us. You communications majors are coming 0:19:54.440 --> 0:19:57.000 for us. They know, they know it's bullshit. 0:19:57.240 --> 0:19:59.520 And in the major they learn how to communicate their 0:19:59.560 --> 0:20:03.560 bullshit and that that's what it is. And then they 0:20:03.600 --> 0:20:06.160 go on to consult, which is more bullshit. 0:20:06.320 --> 0:20:09.480 I don't need. Yeah, that's what it is. Consulting, the 0:20:09.560 --> 0:20:11.240 ultimate bullshit. Yeah. 0:20:11.800 --> 0:20:15.159 And so he's talking about a high tech firm. 0:20:15.520 --> 0:20:17.840 I don't buy a I wrote. He's bullshitting. 0:20:17.960 --> 0:20:21.320 And so he enters a building, throws down a magazine 0:20:21.320 --> 0:20:23.480 at a receptionist to his deadpan, like what do you 0:20:23.520 --> 0:20:26.199 want from me? And he's cocky, and he goes, I 0:20:26.240 --> 0:20:30.520 can help you, and she she's. 0:20:30.280 --> 0:20:31.360 Not buying anything. 0:20:31.960 --> 0:20:34.440 And then I see his face and you could tell 0:20:34.480 --> 0:20:36.400 he's so young, he's so inexperience. 0:20:36.520 --> 0:20:38.760 There's nothing he can possibly. 0:20:38.240 --> 0:20:42.320 Do to help anyone at any time at all, like 0:20:42.440 --> 0:20:45.880 except maybe how to make pizza rolls. And she hates him, 0:20:46.000 --> 0:20:48.840 and there's a sheen of sweat on his face as well. 0:20:49.320 --> 0:20:51.960 And he says that he saw they were advertising for 0:20:52.160 --> 0:20:55.280 Ivy League sperm and it pays up to. 0:20:55.320 --> 0:20:58.800 Fifty thousand dollars. She's like, no, babe, that's for egg donors. 0:20:58.800 --> 0:21:02.120 You get one hundred dollars per And he doesn't really 0:21:02.200 --> 0:21:04.639 like that pay gap. He calls it sexist, and she 0:21:04.720 --> 0:21:08.480 has to explain, well, it's a much simpler procedure and 0:21:08.560 --> 0:21:10.800 you can perform it on yourself if you know what 0:21:10.960 --> 0:21:14.000 she means. So he's like, well, since i'm down here, 0:21:14.040 --> 0:21:15.720 you know, I'll jerk off into a cup, why not? 0:21:16.040 --> 0:21:20.280 And she she lets him know that actually he needs 0:21:20.280 --> 0:21:23.000 to fill out forms and then do a physical and 0:21:23.040 --> 0:21:25.439 then if he qualifies he can do sperm. 0:21:25.480 --> 0:21:27.280 He can give sperm twice a week for up to 0:21:27.320 --> 0:21:27.879 two years. 0:21:28.320 --> 0:21:31.000 They both look away when they hear a noise and 0:21:31.040 --> 0:21:31.640 there's a fight. 0:21:31.680 --> 0:21:32.480 There's commotions. 0:21:32.520 --> 0:21:35.960 Someone's yelling stop her, and it's a woman in medical gear. 0:21:36.080 --> 0:21:39.119 She's running out with a big medical container. It looks 0:21:39.119 --> 0:21:42.960 like a helium tank and she wax the sweater Finance 0:21:43.040 --> 0:21:43.760 bro in the head. 0:21:43.840 --> 0:21:46.879 He falls over, and you know, we love that. 0:21:47.440 --> 0:21:50.800 It's like a cartoonish opening, like it is really funny, 0:21:50.960 --> 0:21:53.600 like this guy's like, you guys want my IVY league 0:21:53.680 --> 0:21:55.880 Jiz and then it's like stop her and she's got 0:21:55.880 --> 0:21:58.040 like a huge metal thing and it's just like I 0:21:58.080 --> 0:21:59.959 feel like the Benny Hills soundtrack should be. 0:22:00.280 --> 0:22:03.680 At the same time, it's like, so goofy, I don't. 0:22:03.480 --> 0:22:07.080 Know one hundred percent, and the front desk woman looks 0:22:07.080 --> 0:22:09.760 so worried, and the person with the tank does run 0:22:09.760 --> 0:22:12.760 off and the blonde hair flying behind them out of 0:22:12.760 --> 0:22:15.879 their little medical caps. So that's a clue and we 0:22:16.000 --> 0:22:18.639 find that. We cut to the office where Craigan is 0:22:19.080 --> 0:22:21.480 with the big time boss guy, you know, Burley guy, 0:22:21.960 --> 0:22:24.480 and they walk in to see Benson, who's like, oh fuck, 0:22:24.560 --> 0:22:26.120 the Chief of dees is here. 0:22:26.640 --> 0:22:29.719 What does that even mean? The Defense chief of detectives. 0:22:29.760 --> 0:22:33.640 I think, oh, okay, he doesn't look happy. Yeah, Stabler 0:22:33.680 --> 0:22:35.880 whose back is towards them, is like, fuck, what did 0:22:35.880 --> 0:22:38.800 I do now? But he's like, hey, I heard you 0:22:38.880 --> 0:22:40.920 have a baby, and he's actually in a fine mood. 0:22:41.560 --> 0:22:42.520 He's into the baby. 0:22:42.560 --> 0:22:46.200 And he actually assigns them a case that's top priority robbery, 0:22:46.280 --> 0:22:51.159 an aggravated assault. He explains a deranged female purp stole 0:22:51.200 --> 0:22:54.360 a portable cryo tank from a clinic and there are 0:22:54.400 --> 0:22:57.560 one hundred frozen embryos in the tank and those are 0:22:57.640 --> 0:23:01.960 potential children, and he calls them special victims. And we're 0:23:01.960 --> 0:23:05.200 off to do the case. And I love Benson's hair here. 0:23:05.280 --> 0:23:08.720 I love it. It's very Robin Wright in House of Cars, 0:23:09.600 --> 0:23:13.320 with a little posh spice like short but there's body 0:23:13.359 --> 0:23:17.199 and bounce and it's tucked behind the ear and I 0:23:17.359 --> 0:23:20.720 like it. And yeah, that's how we go into the credits. 0:23:20.960 --> 0:23:25.040 So embryos, embryos are the victims. So this is honestly 0:23:25.080 --> 0:23:28.240 a pretty chill case. You know, there's not no children 0:23:28.280 --> 0:23:31.120 in a dungeon, no generational you. 0:23:31.080 --> 0:23:32.880 Know, rate trauma. 0:23:32.720 --> 0:23:37.040 Yeah, yeah, there's no gang violence. 0:23:36.800 --> 0:23:39.040 Just a helium container full of embryos. 0:23:39.720 --> 0:23:43.080 Yeah, which could be tragic, but honestly, this is a 0:23:43.160 --> 0:23:44.680 vacation for us house. 0:23:44.800 --> 0:23:46.200 This is really nice. 0:23:47.480 --> 0:23:47.760 For us. 0:23:47.920 --> 0:23:50.399 This is a gift episode. 0:23:51.359 --> 0:23:55.720 So he is walking into the precinct and he's bitching, Okay, 0:23:55.840 --> 0:23:58.440 he's bitching about the previous detective who had the case 0:23:58.520 --> 0:24:02.080 before it was given to SVU because the handwriting is terrible, 0:24:02.640 --> 0:24:06.800 and Benson adds there's also horrible detective work. There's no leads, 0:24:06.840 --> 0:24:10.800 there's no suspects, nothing, and it's a Chesterlake episode, which 0:24:12.040 --> 0:24:15.080 I don't know. I'm not We're not that child. Yeah, 0:24:15.119 --> 0:24:16.879 And of course Taylor's like, I don't know. He's a 0:24:16.880 --> 0:24:18.320 good guy. What's the problem with him? 0:24:18.359 --> 0:24:18.679 Guys? 0:24:19.119 --> 0:24:21.240 And then Benson's like, well, no, he's rude as hell, 0:24:21.800 --> 0:24:24.800 Like in his notes he wrote hormonal wanna be Mama 0:24:25.119 --> 0:24:30.400 reinterview And Benson's like, listen, Marty's fine, but it's good 0:24:30.400 --> 0:24:31.600 we're handling this case. 0:24:31.680 --> 0:24:32.080 Okay. 0:24:32.440 --> 0:24:35.360 So Stabler's like, well, now I know why we're handling 0:24:35.359 --> 0:24:38.080 the case. Guess who's one of those stolen embryos belongs 0:24:38.119 --> 0:24:42.200 to the police commissioner and his wife. And Benson's like yeah, 0:24:42.200 --> 0:24:44.400 and I'm sure there as sad as everyone else whose 0:24:44.440 --> 0:24:47.840 embryos are in that container. But Stabler is still pissed 0:24:47.840 --> 0:24:49.760 and is like, no, we have other cases that we 0:24:49.760 --> 0:24:52.840 should be working on, Like we've talked about earlier. 0:24:53.520 --> 0:24:59.720 Dungeons, dragons, Oh, let's station dragons, dungeons, dragon tattoos. Yes, 0:25:00.000 --> 0:25:03.480 all the things we've done recently. Yes, So suddenly he's 0:25:03.520 --> 0:25:06.800 not Catholic for once, He's not about embryos, you know, 0:25:06.960 --> 0:25:09.480 like I'm surprised, stablers, not like we need missing posters 0:25:09.480 --> 0:25:13.280 for one hundred babies, like honestly, like, it's really not 0:25:13.560 --> 0:25:16.560 like him to not think that these are little baby, 0:25:16.600 --> 0:25:19.840 little frozen babies. No, this is not in line with 0:25:20.000 --> 0:25:22.400 his Catholicism at all. 0:25:22.600 --> 0:25:23.600 And as usual. 0:25:24.400 --> 0:25:26.120 Do you think Tinsley's babies were in there? 0:25:28.040 --> 0:25:28.879 My babies? 0:25:29.720 --> 0:25:29.800 No? 0:25:29.920 --> 0:25:32.639 But the thing with her is the doctor kept being like, 0:25:33.440 --> 0:25:36.840 they're not they're not, They're just eggs and then but 0:25:36.880 --> 0:25:38.040 that wouldn't stop them. 0:25:38.160 --> 0:25:39.400 They just kept bawling. 0:25:42.640 --> 0:25:45.080 I love Tinsley, honestly, I would put her in my 0:25:45.160 --> 0:25:45.800 top twenty. 0:25:46.400 --> 0:25:50.520 I love really. Yeah, I'm drinking lu Amne like that 0:25:50.760 --> 0:25:51.040 to me. 0:25:52.600 --> 0:25:55.479 I loved that, And I love her crying in the 0:25:55.880 --> 0:26:00.679 in the make like she just she just has an 0:26:00.760 --> 0:26:03.719 unhealthy relationship with her mother and that is stopping her 0:26:03.720 --> 0:26:05.800 from leading the true life that she wants to live, 0:26:06.800 --> 0:26:10.639 which is free, a free, happy life, you know what 0:26:10.760 --> 0:26:15.360 I mean with not a telemarketing scam guy in Chicago, like. 0:26:15.320 --> 0:26:18.560 Oh my god, the coupon king. Yeah. 0:26:18.680 --> 0:26:21.359 The pressures of society and her mother got to her 0:26:21.760 --> 0:26:23.320 and have constricted her. 0:26:24.400 --> 0:26:26.240 But I think deep down she's a cool. 0:26:26.359 --> 0:26:28.879 The pressures of being a New York society yeah, and 0:26:28.920 --> 0:26:31.199 being a New York society queen and having like a 0:26:31.240 --> 0:26:34.520 certain life pan out for you, but. 0:26:34.440 --> 0:26:36.680 I think she likes that. Like, I think she liked 0:26:36.720 --> 0:26:39.520 being a society girl. Yeah, And I. 0:26:39.440 --> 0:26:41.240 Think that If you don't know what we're talking about, 0:26:41.280 --> 0:26:43.920 it's Real Housewives of New York. A few seasons back, 0:26:44.000 --> 0:26:46.320 Tinsley Mortimer, look her up. She had a cameo on 0:26:46.400 --> 0:26:50.800 Gossip Girl as herself. So that she's been arrested and 0:26:50.840 --> 0:26:53.720 Palm Beach Baby, she did it before Lawanne she made 0:26:53.720 --> 0:26:54.960 getting arrested in Palm Beach. 0:26:55.000 --> 0:26:57.160 Cool. Wait, but what's her sister's name? 0:26:57.440 --> 0:27:05.040 Her sister, Oh my god, dab Dabney Tansley and Dabney. 0:27:05.800 --> 0:27:07.560 It's too good. It's too good. 0:27:07.840 --> 0:27:11.240 So anyways, Elliot's not being Catholic. He doesn't believe these 0:27:11.359 --> 0:27:14.239 embryos are valuable at all, and then Benson has a 0:27:14.280 --> 0:27:16.400 great line I would say the line of the episode, 0:27:16.760 --> 0:27:20.600 and she says, it's not like somebody stole their hubcaps, Elliot. 0:27:22.359 --> 0:27:24.600 You freaked out over someone using your credit card for 0:27:24.720 --> 0:27:28.440 wacky African art. These are people's embryos, some people's last 0:27:28.520 --> 0:27:30.200 chance at having children. 0:27:30.720 --> 0:27:32.480 And then she's like, do you know what they went 0:27:32.520 --> 0:27:33.879 through to get these embryos? 0:27:34.240 --> 0:27:36.960 And he goes, no, I don't what. I had kids 0:27:36.960 --> 0:27:40.800 the old fashioned way, Dick. So then Benson reminds him, well, 0:27:40.800 --> 0:27:43.800 not everyone's as blessed, and then it cuts to Chester 0:27:43.880 --> 0:27:46.720 and Finn watching like truly put popcorn into their. 0:27:46.640 --> 0:27:47.440 Hands, haha. 0:27:48.280 --> 0:27:51.000 And so they all flags some cases that are considered 0:27:51.080 --> 0:27:55.280 troubled and that we're part of the stolen batch, and 0:27:55.320 --> 0:27:57.000 Finn and Chester are going to go talk to the 0:27:57.040 --> 0:27:59.600 troubled families while Benson and Stabler are going to go 0:27:59.640 --> 0:28:02.320 down to the clinic. Stabler picks up a file and 0:28:02.440 --> 0:28:05.480 is like, why are these names redacted? And we pick 0:28:05.560 --> 0:28:09.119 up with the doctor chatting being like hello doctor patient privilege, 0:28:09.200 --> 0:28:11.160 like what is this your first day on the job 0:28:11.240 --> 0:28:15.439 Stabler and the doctor is played by Hannah Horvath's boss 0:28:15.480 --> 0:28:18.560 and HBO girls who was a little too touchy feely. 0:28:18.760 --> 0:28:21.280 I don't know if you remember that from an early season. 0:28:21.880 --> 0:28:24.479 And he says the patients don't want their info release, 0:28:24.880 --> 0:28:27.440 and this is confusing to Benson. She's like, well, why 0:28:27.480 --> 0:28:30.480 wouldn't they want to cooperate If my future kids were stolen? 0:28:30.520 --> 0:28:33.080 I would and he's like, listen, it's a private matter. 0:28:33.480 --> 0:28:36.120 And some I just haven't even gotten a hold of, Like, 0:28:36.760 --> 0:28:38.960 what do you want from me? He's trying his best. 0:28:39.080 --> 0:28:40.720 I trust him. I don't think this is one of 0:28:40.720 --> 0:28:43.160 those situations where it's like shady doctor. 0:28:43.720 --> 0:28:47.920 So Sailor's like, okay, find anyone unhappy with your services, 0:28:47.920 --> 0:28:50.480 and he's like, yeah, lots of unhappy people anytime the 0:28:50.480 --> 0:28:51.440 procedure fails. 0:28:51.840 --> 0:28:54.800 Some are morally opposed to what I do. And Stabler's like, okay, 0:28:54.800 --> 0:28:57.080 tell me about them. And he goes, well, that wouldn't 0:28:57.080 --> 0:28:59.760 make sense because to them, every embryo is sacred, so 0:29:00.080 --> 0:29:02.120 this would be a tragedy. So I don't see why 0:29:02.160 --> 0:29:04.720 they would like steal the tank of embryos, and he 0:29:04.800 --> 0:29:07.320 keeps chatting. You know, tons of couples have been trying 0:29:07.320 --> 0:29:11.120 for years to get pregnant. One of these embryos, Like 0:29:11.400 --> 0:29:15.160 one of these batches is someone right before they started chemo. 0:29:15.720 --> 0:29:19.160 One of these batches is someone's eggs before they were 0:29:19.160 --> 0:29:22.960 shipped to Iraq as like an insurance policy for her husband. 0:29:23.040 --> 0:29:25.440 And Benson looks horrified at these stories. 0:29:26.000 --> 0:29:29.400 And then the doctor says, unfrozen embryos lasts like six 0:29:29.440 --> 0:29:32.240 to seven days, but they were taken two days ago 0:29:32.480 --> 0:29:35.240 and they were filled two days prior, so you know, 0:29:35.280 --> 0:29:37.160 they only have like three days to find them. 0:29:37.320 --> 0:29:38.280 Is the math that they did. 0:29:38.320 --> 0:29:41.800 I don't fully understand it, and honestly, I don't care. 0:29:42.000 --> 0:29:44.600 We're on a three day time clock. So each sample 0:29:44.720 --> 0:29:47.640 has its own little container in the big container, and 0:29:47.960 --> 0:29:50.760 a big tank can hold up to twenty thousand samples. 0:29:51.480 --> 0:29:53.640 You know, we love, we'd love to learn a lesson. 0:29:53.640 --> 0:29:57.320 In an episode, Stabler goes Wow a booming business. He 0:29:57.520 --> 0:30:01.760 is anti embryos, he is anti these tank, his anti everything. 0:30:02.280 --> 0:30:05.680 And now you know, the Catholicism is strong with Elliott, 0:30:06.040 --> 0:30:08.680 but I feel with this he's very Joe Rogan, where 0:30:08.680 --> 0:30:11.240 it's like, maybe it's a natural selection and you just 0:30:11.280 --> 0:30:15.000 shouldn't be able to procreate, okay, And that's so that's 0:30:15.040 --> 0:30:17.640 the vibe I'm getting from him here where it's like, wow, 0:30:17.720 --> 0:30:20.480 so this is just a business and maybe these sad 0:30:20.520 --> 0:30:21.880 women shouldn't have kids. 0:30:22.120 --> 0:30:23.960 Now I get where he's coming from. 0:30:24.440 --> 0:30:26.560 And the doc is like, look, women are waiting to 0:30:26.560 --> 0:30:28.480 have kids later in life, and I'm here to help 0:30:28.520 --> 0:30:32.120 these you know people. And also the embryos that don't 0:30:32.160 --> 0:30:36.200 take are very you know, are even more valuable, priceless, 0:30:36.240 --> 0:30:39.120 I would say to researchers, because you can do research 0:30:39.160 --> 0:30:41.800 on them. And Benson's like, okay, and what about this 0:30:41.880 --> 0:30:44.160 key pad you punched to get in here? How did 0:30:44.200 --> 0:30:46.360 the thief know the code? And they cut to a 0:30:46.400 --> 0:30:51.480 really protected scientist lab head you know, headcap, double masks, microscopes, 0:30:51.600 --> 0:30:56.320 detectives holding masks to their faces, getting the scoop, and 0:30:56.400 --> 0:30:58.160 she quickly admits that she let them in. 0:30:58.640 --> 0:30:59.640 Damn it, lady. 0:30:59.760 --> 0:31:02.320 Come and they're like, why would you let a stranger 0:31:02.360 --> 0:31:04.680 into a restricted area And she's like, hold on, I 0:31:04.680 --> 0:31:05.960 don't want to make another mistake. 0:31:06.040 --> 0:31:07.720 Let me just like finish my science. 0:31:08.320 --> 0:31:12.400 So she implants something, she lowers her masks, and she's like, okay, 0:31:13.240 --> 0:31:15.400 I had to go run and tell the doctor something. 0:31:15.640 --> 0:31:17.880 And I think that's when this person slipped in and 0:31:17.920 --> 0:31:20.280 she only remembers the blonde hair. And now it's a 0:31:20.360 --> 0:31:22.960 nice walk and talk, a real slow stroll vibe, I 0:31:23.000 --> 0:31:26.200 would say. And the detectives are with Carol, the receptionists, 0:31:26.200 --> 0:31:28.360 and they're walking along a wall with all the baby 0:31:28.360 --> 0:31:30.480 photos that were made in the office, which I like. 0:31:30.520 --> 0:31:32.960 I like when a doctor's office does that. And they're 0:31:33.000 --> 0:31:36.720 asking questions, so, you know, disgruntled employees. She says, no, 0:31:37.400 --> 0:31:41.120 but we do have people entangled in lawsuits. Okay, done, done, 0:31:41.160 --> 0:31:45.400 we got something. Let's go, Barbie, what does it come on, Barbie, 0:31:45.560 --> 0:31:48.600 Let's go party. So we're gonna we're gonna go check 0:31:48.600 --> 0:31:49.560 out all the lawsuits. 0:31:49.760 --> 0:31:52.160 So we're at the apartment of Maya Jorgensen and she 0:31:52.320 --> 0:31:55.520 is pissed and she's like to you know, talking to 0:31:55.640 --> 0:31:59.320 Chester Lake, and she's like, they're holding my shit hostage. 0:31:59.320 --> 0:32:03.360 And now you know, they conveniently disappear, and he's leaning 0:32:03.400 --> 0:32:05.600 back on her kitchen counter like they're good friends and 0:32:05.640 --> 0:32:08.120 he's having a chill catch up with her, and it's like, 0:32:08.160 --> 0:32:11.120 this lady is clearly pissed, so stop being so relaxed, 0:32:11.160 --> 0:32:13.040 like Chester, get the fuck together. 0:32:12.800 --> 0:32:13.800 And be professional. 0:32:14.760 --> 0:32:18.440 And so they're holding her embryos hostage because of her 0:32:18.480 --> 0:32:22.920 sadistic ex husband Stan, and she needs a court order 0:32:23.000 --> 0:32:25.680 to get her embryos. The clinic will not implant them 0:32:25.680 --> 0:32:29.120 without them, so she's going to trial, and Finn and 0:32:29.160 --> 0:32:31.520 Chester are like, why do you want Stan's babies? And 0:32:31.560 --> 0:32:33.840 she's like, listen, I didn't always hate him. This is 0:32:34.120 --> 0:32:36.320 we were trying to get pregnant. It didn't work. We 0:32:36.360 --> 0:32:38.040 did in vitro and then he wants out of the 0:32:38.080 --> 0:32:40.680 marriage and Finn's like, okay, well, why do you want 0:32:40.680 --> 0:32:42.760 his baby? And she's like, I don't fucking care. They're 0:32:42.800 --> 0:32:45.720 my fucking embryos. I want my babies. And that's that, 0:32:46.000 --> 0:32:47.640 Like what you want me to do? Throw them in 0:32:47.680 --> 0:32:51.280 the garbage? They're my babies. I don't care. So Chester 0:32:51.440 --> 0:32:54.120 accuses her of taking them and she's like, well nine months, 0:32:54.160 --> 0:32:55.600 if I have a baby, you can come arrest me. 0:32:55.720 --> 0:32:57.120 I'm obsessed with her. I love her. 0:32:57.960 --> 0:33:01.560 She has a bold lip, she has bangs top, some necklaces, 0:33:02.200 --> 0:33:04.280 and she blames Stan and so we go see this 0:33:04.440 --> 0:33:07.200 bozo and he's wearing a suit and tie like a 0:33:07.200 --> 0:33:09.840 full blown loser, And to me, I'm like, let her 0:33:09.880 --> 0:33:13.360 have the baby, Like who fucking cares he doesn't want 0:33:13.400 --> 0:33:15.280 to be a father. No one's asking you to be. 0:33:15.520 --> 0:33:19.400 I just I don't even get it. So they're like, well, 0:33:19.440 --> 0:33:22.160 it's a motive, and he's like, I was working all 0:33:22.240 --> 0:33:24.360 Monday night. And they're like, okay, well we didn't even 0:33:24.400 --> 0:33:27.200 ask you that yet, but where was your secretary? 0:33:27.240 --> 0:33:29.400 He goes, Joni, what are you kidding me? 0:33:30.040 --> 0:33:32.200 And he says, listen, even if I don't want a 0:33:32.240 --> 0:33:36.080 biological child or a financial mess with my greedy ex wife, 0:33:36.400 --> 0:33:38.960 I'm not a sociopath, he says, And what would I 0:33:38.960 --> 0:33:41.480 have against all these other people and all their embryos? 0:33:41.520 --> 0:33:44.360 Like I wouldn't do that shit. And now I kind 0:33:44.360 --> 0:33:46.640 of like this finance bro, which is hard? 0:33:47.200 --> 0:33:47.880 Would you say? 0:33:47.960 --> 0:33:53.280 Stan is like the classic name of a shitty ex husband? Yeah, 0:33:53.400 --> 0:33:58.400 I just it's like, Stan is that name? Like one 0:33:58.480 --> 0:34:02.160 hundred percent. So we got to a fiery redhead shouting 0:34:02.200 --> 0:34:06.400 in the streets with a man and their anti fertility 0:34:06.440 --> 0:34:12.160 clinics they call them death camps, and this is you know, 0:34:12.360 --> 0:34:16.680 Christians and anti choice people love comparing the unborn to 0:34:16.760 --> 0:34:19.520 Nazis in World War Two. They really love to belittle 0:34:19.520 --> 0:34:22.919 the Holocaust and the horrors that were done It's really 0:34:22.920 --> 0:34:26.960 one of their favorite pastimes, comparing cells to gas chambers. 0:34:27.000 --> 0:34:31.080 They love it outside of harassing teenagers, outside of abortion clinics, 0:34:31.120 --> 0:34:37.360 their favorite thing is belittling the Holocaust. Second fave hobby 0:34:37.440 --> 0:34:40.719 Yeah yeah. 0:34:39.520 --> 0:34:41.400 And then yeah, what's the third? 0:34:41.480 --> 0:34:45.000 I don't know yet, making posters, Yeah, going to hobby lobby, 0:34:45.280 --> 0:34:49.359 going to funerals of dead people that were maybe gay. 0:34:49.480 --> 0:34:52.799 Yeah, so I hate them. And so they're talking about 0:34:52.840 --> 0:34:56.160 genocide and there's a small collection of cameras and Pressed 0:34:56.160 --> 0:34:59.600 taking it all in. Stabler and Benson interrupt the mess 0:34:59.600 --> 0:35:01.239 with their back and they want to have a word 0:35:01.239 --> 0:35:04.520 with these people. It's James and Victoria Gral with the 0:35:04.640 --> 0:35:09.640 VDL and it's played by Mark Moses and Janine Turner 0:35:09.840 --> 0:35:14.560 and they've He's been in another SVU season eighteen, The Newsroom, 0:35:14.680 --> 0:35:18.040 and he played George Thanos, and it's like the Fox 0:35:18.160 --> 0:35:22.280 News Scandal with the anchors and stuff. And Janine looks 0:35:22.560 --> 0:35:23.440 so familiar. 0:35:24.080 --> 0:35:27.040 She's from Northern Exposure, which is a show that I 0:35:27.160 --> 0:35:30.120 never watched, but I always knew this woman and she 0:35:30.320 --> 0:35:33.600 was like pretty famous in like nineties television times, you know. 0:35:34.600 --> 0:35:39.040 And then he is from I believe he's from Desperate Housewives. 0:35:39.080 --> 0:35:42.000 That's how I know him. He's in tons of shit, 0:35:42.040 --> 0:35:44.160 but he always comes to me from Desperate Housewives in 0:35:44.200 --> 0:35:44.640 my mind. 0:35:45.040 --> 0:35:46.920 Yeah, and they play a great they're great in this. 0:35:47.080 --> 0:35:51.319 They're funny. I would say they're funny. They're comical. They 0:35:51.360 --> 0:35:54.239 do a really good job in these parts. And the 0:35:54.320 --> 0:35:57.680 VDL if you were wondering, is the Values Defense League, 0:35:58.480 --> 0:36:03.759 they're Values Embryos. So Saber's like, listen, we just caught 0:36:03.760 --> 0:36:06.560 you on camera having a vandetta against this clinic and 0:36:06.600 --> 0:36:08.480 a crime that was just you know, they had a 0:36:08.480 --> 0:36:11.920 crime committed, So what's up is it you? And they're like, 0:36:12.000 --> 0:36:14.800 you must have missed the beginning. We believe life begins 0:36:14.840 --> 0:36:18.200 at conception. We would not hurt a single one, and 0:36:18.440 --> 0:36:22.000 we've made an appeal that whoever took these like return 0:36:22.040 --> 0:36:24.960 it to us and we will bring it back. And 0:36:25.000 --> 0:36:27.319 they're like, wait, you're going to bring them back to 0:36:27.360 --> 0:36:30.360 a place that you consider a death camp. You guys 0:36:30.400 --> 0:36:33.680 don't make sense, And he's like, we know, we're gonna 0:36:34.120 --> 0:36:38.839 ask for people to consider adopting the extra unwanted embryos 0:36:38.920 --> 0:36:40.400 and bring them to term. 0:36:40.920 --> 0:36:44.600 Truly lol, yeah truly lol? Wait, but can I also 0:36:44.680 --> 0:36:45.040 say that. 0:36:45.120 --> 0:36:47.239 When he first says, oh, you missed the beginning of 0:36:47.280 --> 0:36:49.600 our press conference, Stabler goes, yes, so did most of 0:36:49.640 --> 0:36:53.440 the press because there's like two cameras there. So I 0:36:53.600 --> 0:36:55.840 just loved that little dig on these people. They're like, 0:36:55.880 --> 0:36:58.160 we're having a press conference. It's like you called two 0:36:58.160 --> 0:36:59.759 people with cameras to come here. 0:37:00.120 --> 0:37:02.000 Silliness. They're silly. 0:37:02.520 --> 0:37:04.799 I mean, I just we both know through so many 0:37:04.840 --> 0:37:07.600 people that have had like IVF, it's like, not every 0:37:07.600 --> 0:37:10.920 embryo is viable. What are you're talking about adopting embryos. 0:37:10.920 --> 0:37:13.840 It's like, so this is like insane. 0:37:13.640 --> 0:37:16.880 To emplant when there's just children everywhere, and you know 0:37:16.960 --> 0:37:20.759 that these people vote against the betterment of children that 0:37:20.840 --> 0:37:26.360 are living constantly. It's just like all silliness. So anyways, 0:37:26.560 --> 0:37:30.080 they're saying they don't want the embryos destroyed. It's not them. 0:37:30.280 --> 0:37:32.879 And so Benson and Stabler they do a walk and talk. 0:37:33.280 --> 0:37:37.120 Benson's like fuck them, and Stabler's like it's tough, and 0:37:37.160 --> 0:37:40.759 Benson's like, no, it's not. Benson sees a woman at 0:37:40.760 --> 0:37:43.640 her desk and asks if she needs her help, and duh, 0:37:43.680 --> 0:37:46.440 so her embryos were stolen. Her name is Eva, sinsel 0:37:46.560 --> 0:37:48.480 and she's wearing a vest and a scarf, and she 0:37:48.560 --> 0:37:51.239 picked up her sperm out of a catalog, and we 0:37:51.280 --> 0:37:55.960 have a NEPO baby. Thrilling, thrilling. Her name is Gabrielle 0:37:56.040 --> 0:38:00.160 an War. Her father is Tariq A War, and he 0:38:00.320 --> 0:38:04.400 is an editor who works on American Beauty, The King's Speech, 0:38:04.680 --> 0:38:08.160 Revolutionary Road, and ninety other movies. 0:38:09.520 --> 0:38:11.040 So that's cool. 0:38:11.520 --> 0:38:14.200 And she's a USA Network star. So she was on 0:38:14.280 --> 0:38:15.799 burn Notice. 0:38:16.080 --> 0:38:20.440 Now burn Notice is it cops, spies, lawyers, agents? 0:38:20.760 --> 0:38:21.200 I don't know. 0:38:21.320 --> 0:38:24.680 I have no idea what what is notice? That was 0:38:24.719 --> 0:38:29.799 a sketch on SNL. Really yeah, because nobody fucking knows 0:38:29.800 --> 0:38:33.200 what burn notice is. Wait, that is so funny, SNL. 0:38:33.360 --> 0:38:34.080 That's perfect? 0:38:34.239 --> 0:38:37.799 What is That's why everyone is always thinks SNL is 0:38:37.800 --> 0:38:38.920 stealing their sketches. 0:38:38.960 --> 0:38:41.719 That's so on the money, Like what is notice? 0:38:42.840 --> 0:38:47.239 But this woman, Gabrielle Anmore was like hugely famous to 0:38:47.280 --> 0:38:48.839 me when I was growing up, Like she was in 0:38:48.840 --> 0:38:54.080 Wildhearts Can't Be Broken? Yes, oh my gosh. She so 0:38:54.280 --> 0:38:56.440 she was in If Looks Could Kill with Richard Greco. 0:38:56.520 --> 0:38:58.520 I mean you're too young, like you truly would have 0:38:58.560 --> 0:39:01.240 been like still a Toddler. But I was like eleven 0:39:01.280 --> 0:39:04.160 when her movie started coming out eleven twelve, and she 0:39:04.320 --> 0:39:06.920 was in Wildhearts Can't Be Broken for Lover Money with 0:39:07.200 --> 0:39:10.200 Michael J. Fox, like Three Musketeers, Like she was just 0:39:10.239 --> 0:39:12.480 in all these movies, and then I would say by 0:39:13.600 --> 0:39:15.880 the by the two thousands, she was kind of just 0:39:15.920 --> 0:39:18.560 doing random shit. But then I think burn Notice was 0:39:18.600 --> 0:39:22.120 like her like come back into the into the like 0:39:22.239 --> 0:39:25.200 fold or whatever. And then she did SVU around this 0:39:25.280 --> 0:39:28.840 time as well. But I thought she was so beautiful 0:39:28.880 --> 0:39:30.920 growing up, and she was in Wildhearts Can't Be Broken. 0:39:31.000 --> 0:39:33.400 She like rides a horse into a water tank in 0:39:33.440 --> 0:39:36.160 the circus, and I was like, this girl is amazing, 0:39:36.480 --> 0:39:39.160 Like I like loved her, so I was excited to 0:39:39.160 --> 0:39:41.399 see her star stud this episode. 0:39:41.880 --> 0:39:45.680 So burn Notice is a spy recently disavowed by the 0:39:45.800 --> 0:39:50.080 US government uses his special ops training to help others 0:39:50.160 --> 0:39:55.160 in trouble. Yeah, and the little the little tag that 0:39:55.160 --> 0:39:57.160 they have is trouble in Paradise. 0:39:57.640 --> 0:40:00.680 So maybe it's spies in Hawaii, yeah. 0:40:00.760 --> 0:40:03.480 Because I guess it's a they are somewhere tropically. I think, 0:40:03.560 --> 0:40:07.360 oh Miami, Miami, where his mother lives. A burn Notice 0:40:07.480 --> 0:40:10.560 is when like you're like in the CIA or the FBI, 0:40:10.640 --> 0:40:12.319 or like you're in a secret post and like they 0:40:12.320 --> 0:40:14.239 find people find out who you are. I think I 0:40:14.239 --> 0:40:16.160 think it's like you've been burnt or like you it's 0:40:16.200 --> 0:40:18.239 kind of like getting made or whatever. And then I 0:40:18.239 --> 0:40:20.399 think your burn notice is like you're not in You're 0:40:20.440 --> 0:40:22.400 not in this organization anymore or something. 0:40:23.520 --> 0:40:26.680 Okay, So back to this woman, she's here to talk 0:40:26.719 --> 0:40:28.200 to Live Benson doesn't get it. 0:40:28.239 --> 0:40:30.560 She's like, wait, you're young and hot. What's going on here? 0:40:30.760 --> 0:40:33.920 That is like a really wild thing, don't you think? 0:40:34.320 --> 0:40:36.279 She's like, why don't you have kids? You're so beautiful, 0:40:36.560 --> 0:40:39.240 Like it's so weird. It is weird. 0:40:39.440 --> 0:40:41.320 Well, I think it's because it was like the catalog 0:40:41.440 --> 0:40:42.399 sperm of it all too. 0:40:42.600 --> 0:40:44.160 She was just like confused by. 0:40:44.080 --> 0:40:46.280 Everything, right, like why did you have to get sperm? 0:40:46.320 --> 0:40:48.120 Like couldn't you have gotten knocked up by anyone? You're 0:40:48.120 --> 0:40:49.120 so gorgeous? 0:40:49.440 --> 0:40:51.840 Yeah, and she was just like, oh I liked my career. 0:40:52.080 --> 0:40:52.880 Time got away. 0:40:53.239 --> 0:40:53.680 Oh well. 0:40:54.360 --> 0:40:56.680 I think it's also because we're trying the whole this 0:40:56.719 --> 0:41:00.000 whole episode is a torture live episode. This is yeah, 0:41:00.200 --> 0:41:02.480 instead of it being like oh, your dad's a rapist. 0:41:02.600 --> 0:41:05.600 This is like, well, you're hot and you're why aren't 0:41:05.680 --> 0:41:06.520 you having a right? 0:41:06.719 --> 0:41:07.560 It's like a mirror. 0:41:07.680 --> 0:41:09.760 It's like a mirror or to live like you're hot, 0:41:10.360 --> 0:41:13.000 why don't you have a kid? Yeah? Yeah, So she's like, 0:41:13.080 --> 0:41:15.480 I was a career woman. Time got away from me. 0:41:16.360 --> 0:41:19.799 She was in denial about her biological clock, and then 0:41:19.840 --> 0:41:23.080 she got cancer. And then now Benson is like, oh 0:41:23.120 --> 0:41:24.520 what if I have cancer? 0:41:24.680 --> 0:41:24.880 You know? 0:41:25.040 --> 0:41:28.440 So she's Benson remembers the doctor told her about this 0:41:28.520 --> 0:41:31.520 woman and this is her last chance. She leaves and 0:41:31.600 --> 0:41:34.279 Benson's like, we'll find them, and Stabler says that the 0:41:34.320 --> 0:41:36.680 doctor called and said there's another couple to check out 0:41:36.719 --> 0:41:39.560 because their case is controversial. So they head over to 0:41:39.600 --> 0:41:42.360 another household. They're sad parents with a sick child with 0:41:42.440 --> 0:41:45.120 brain damage where her brain is like a three month old, 0:41:45.160 --> 0:41:47.160 where her body is like an eight year old, and 0:41:47.200 --> 0:41:49.760 they don't know the cause of the brain damage. She'll 0:41:49.760 --> 0:41:52.799 never be able to walk, talk, do anything. But they 0:41:52.800 --> 0:41:56.000 had her naturally, not in vitro, so what's up. And 0:41:56.000 --> 0:41:58.399 then Benson's like, oh, so you're screening, so your next 0:41:58.480 --> 0:42:02.439 kid isn't you know this disorder? And they're like no, 0:42:02.640 --> 0:42:05.080 and so then they're like, okay, what's with them, what's 0:42:05.080 --> 0:42:08.560 going on here? And they're like, no, we didn't have embryos, 0:42:08.680 --> 0:42:12.160 just eggs. Our case was published in the Medical journal, 0:42:12.320 --> 0:42:14.000 and we get a lot of hate mail and threats. 0:42:14.040 --> 0:42:17.840 People hate us, and so basically, the eggs are not 0:42:17.880 --> 0:42:21.080 the mothers. The eggs are the little girls. Benson looks horrified. 0:42:21.160 --> 0:42:23.759 The girl has a blank stare because we've discussed the 0:42:24.239 --> 0:42:27.239 brain damage. So now there's a walk and talk in 0:42:27.280 --> 0:42:29.680 the hallway of the home as they like bring the 0:42:29.680 --> 0:42:33.000 detectives up to speed. So Benson is like, wait, eggs 0:42:33.040 --> 0:42:36.440 don't mature till the teens. Your daughters ate what's happening. 0:42:36.520 --> 0:42:38.520 They're like, oh, we have put her on high dose 0:42:38.560 --> 0:42:41.680 of estrogen treatments. Stabler's like you put you made her 0:42:41.680 --> 0:42:45.239 into a baby making machine, and they defend themselves space 0:42:45.280 --> 0:42:48.399 saying no, we only did one collection cycle. The mom 0:42:48.480 --> 0:42:50.319 is going to be a surrogate and give birth to 0:42:50.400 --> 0:42:54.160 her own grandchild, and she's like, listen, I can't conceive. 0:42:54.320 --> 0:42:57.640 Alicia can never get pregnant. So without harvesting her eggs, 0:42:57.640 --> 0:42:59.400 our family line ends. 0:42:59.480 --> 0:43:02.560 And it's like, yeah, I'm okay with that, Like, I 0:43:02.560 --> 0:43:05.560 don't know why you're not, Like the idea that your 0:43:05.600 --> 0:43:09.880 family line matters is crazy to me? Yeah, I I 0:43:09.920 --> 0:43:14.400 don't unless you're part of Jewish. 0:43:14.520 --> 0:43:17.160 Are Jewish? Well yeah, well we want to keep the 0:43:17.239 --> 0:43:17.800 Jews alive. 0:43:17.840 --> 0:43:21.400 But like monarchies, like who's gonna get all of our land? 0:43:21.640 --> 0:43:24.120 Like I mean, it's like it's such an old concept, 0:43:24.239 --> 0:43:27.879 you know even that I well, my thing. I mean, 0:43:28.320 --> 0:43:30.359 I can go on about this for days, but it's 0:43:30.520 --> 0:43:34.080 just what bothers me is the idea of like parenthood 0:43:34.080 --> 0:43:36.880 being selfless. But then every reason you hear about people 0:43:37.040 --> 0:43:40.799 procreating is the most twisted selfish thing I've ever heard. 0:43:41.880 --> 0:43:42.600 What about our. 0:43:42.480 --> 0:43:46.080 Family line, It's like you seem like a dud lady. 0:43:46.680 --> 0:43:50.359 Your decor in this house looks not good. You're you're 0:43:50.400 --> 0:43:52.680 both bland, You're both I don't know. 0:43:52.920 --> 0:43:55.600 I think it's I think you and your husband cut 0:43:55.600 --> 0:43:58.919 your losses, don't spend a million dollars and go have fun, 0:43:59.000 --> 0:44:01.480 travel the world, get a boom, get a Mercedes. 0:44:01.560 --> 0:44:01.839 I don't. 0:44:01.880 --> 0:44:03.920 I'm just happy I was able to help keep the 0:44:04.000 --> 0:44:07.600 Logan family line alive, you know what I mean, we 0:44:07.800 --> 0:44:13.920 just needed to keep going so Stabler's like, okay, so 0:44:14.560 --> 0:44:17.200 do you think someone that's against you stole the tank? 0:44:17.520 --> 0:44:20.440 Can we go through your hate mail? And they're like, 0:44:21.080 --> 0:44:23.160 we don't really go through the hate mail. We don't 0:44:23.160 --> 0:44:25.799 actually scrap book our hate mail. We throw it away. 0:44:26.719 --> 0:44:30.480 They're like ahead of mental health before mental health became cool. 0:44:30.920 --> 0:44:34.040 Self care babies love it and they actually don't know 0:44:34.080 --> 0:44:36.360 about VDL, so there's nothing else. 0:44:37.200 --> 0:44:40.120 And then Benson is on my side and is like. 0:44:41.080 --> 0:44:43.720 Do you think carrying the family name is worth putting 0:44:43.719 --> 0:44:47.640 Alicia through all of these treatments? And they're like, no, no, 0:44:48.120 --> 0:44:51.799 the original plan was not this. The period is a 0:44:51.840 --> 0:44:55.440 side effect of another treatment she's going through to stunt 0:44:55.480 --> 0:44:58.759 her growth. And they're like, wait, what you're saying is 0:44:58.840 --> 0:45:01.279 not making you sound better. Like they thought this was 0:45:01.320 --> 0:45:03.680 gonna get them off the back and they're like wait 0:45:03.760 --> 0:45:08.040 what And they're like, well, you know, she's only going 0:45:08.080 --> 0:45:09.719 to be more of a burden for us, so we're 0:45:09.719 --> 0:45:12.840 going to try to keep her pocket size. They're basically 0:45:13.000 --> 0:45:18.160 keeping her a mutant child. Is that rude to say? 0:45:18.880 --> 0:45:22.240 I mean, they're stunting her growth on purpose, But listen, 0:45:22.400 --> 0:45:24.360 I'm gonna get into this with the true with the 0:45:24.400 --> 0:45:27.120 true story. So, oh, the true story is about yeah 0:45:27.160 --> 0:45:30.080 this mutant, yes, saying they're trying to create. Yeah, yeah, 0:45:30.080 --> 0:45:32.720 I wouldn't use the word mutant, but yes, I wouldn't 0:45:32.800 --> 0:45:36.600 either to because this girl is just like sick and 0:45:36.680 --> 0:45:39.680 trying to like chill, and then her their parents are like, 0:45:40.239 --> 0:45:43.000 We're going to turn you into poly pocket and harvest 0:45:43.040 --> 0:45:46.360 your eggs and then I'm gonna give birth to your babies. 0:45:46.560 --> 0:45:49.560 It's like these parents are twisted. This part is yeah, 0:45:49.600 --> 0:45:51.920 this part is twisted. The real story is interesting too. 0:45:51.960 --> 0:45:55.320 I'll tell you suddenly I'm pro eugenics. I'm like, sterilize 0:45:55.360 --> 0:45:56.040 this family. 0:45:56.600 --> 0:45:57.480 They're nuts. 0:45:58.640 --> 0:46:04.200 These people are nuts, and your family line. So Stabler 0:46:04.239 --> 0:46:05.080 and Ben's centerpists. 0:46:05.120 --> 0:46:07.200 They're like, you're so selfish, you're trying to keep her 0:46:07.239 --> 0:46:11.120 pocket size. And then they're like, her quality of life sucks, 0:46:11.200 --> 0:46:14.800 like she has bed sores. We can't keep flipping her over. 0:46:15.120 --> 0:46:17.400 So it's a real mess in this household. 0:46:17.880 --> 0:46:21.359 They walk outside, Benson starts calling CPS to get her 0:46:21.360 --> 0:46:24.120 out of there. Stabler's like, you're not a parent. You 0:46:24.160 --> 0:46:27.360 don't understand wanting to keep your sick child pocket size. 0:46:27.560 --> 0:46:32.560 So they're having a little argument about calling child protective 0:46:32.640 --> 0:46:37.440 services or what's happening, And so Sailor's like, it's a nightmare. 0:46:37.520 --> 0:46:38.520 It's a bad situation. 0:46:38.680 --> 0:46:41.360 They are doing what they think is best for the child, 0:46:41.440 --> 0:46:44.800 and Benson goes, no, trapping her in a child's body 0:46:44.840 --> 0:46:47.799 forever is not cool, and then Sailor's like, parents have 0:46:47.840 --> 0:46:48.960 to make hard choices. 0:46:49.400 --> 0:46:50.560 They're not seeing eye to eye. 0:46:50.560 --> 0:46:52.799 In this episode, he does try to bond with her 0:46:52.840 --> 0:46:56.040 and say you would make a great mother. She says, 0:46:56.160 --> 0:46:59.480 oh my god, I am not having this conversation. And 0:46:59.520 --> 0:47:02.640 here in mind you're great with kids, and she goes, yeah, 0:47:02.680 --> 0:47:06.319 I know, and he revs up the engine and then 0:47:06.800 --> 0:47:09.120 he could tell she does not want to talk about this. 0:47:10.560 --> 0:47:14.200 So then he continues and says, you should start thinking 0:47:14.200 --> 0:47:15.080 about having kids. 0:47:15.120 --> 0:47:16.200 You seem pretty old. 0:47:16.320 --> 0:47:18.200 No, he doesn't say that, but he does say you 0:47:18.200 --> 0:47:21.719 should start having kids and that he will support her 0:47:22.040 --> 0:47:25.000 no matter what weird thing she does to have kids. 0:47:25.520 --> 0:47:29.160 And then she goes, shut up and drive hashtag Rihanna. 0:47:29.360 --> 0:47:32.120 So now we're at a public library. 0:47:32.280 --> 0:47:35.279 This woman is a little person, and she's talking about 0:47:35.320 --> 0:47:37.719 how it's like humane to get rid of the defective 0:47:37.960 --> 0:47:41.800 embryos and that some of her embryos had this illness 0:47:41.920 --> 0:47:46.359 that is rampant through the little person community, and then 0:47:46.360 --> 0:47:49.040 they did keep the healthy ones, but then the doctor 0:47:49.080 --> 0:47:53.000 refused to implant the healthy ones, and they're trying to 0:47:53.000 --> 0:47:55.279 get to the bottom of it. And basically, Chester and 0:47:55.320 --> 0:47:58.319 Finn are talking to the little person and her and 0:47:58.360 --> 0:48:01.880 her husband are little people, and they wanted a little 0:48:01.920 --> 0:48:05.720 person embryo implanted, and the doctor refused and would only 0:48:05.760 --> 0:48:09.080 implant a normal sized embryo, and Finn is like, you 0:48:09.200 --> 0:48:11.880 purposely wanted a kid with a disability, and she's like, 0:48:12.040 --> 0:48:15.479 size is not a disability, and we have normal life 0:48:15.480 --> 0:48:17.880 spans and lives. Why shouldn't I be allowed to have 0:48:17.920 --> 0:48:21.040 a child that looks like me? Everyone else does? And 0:48:21.080 --> 0:48:24.080 that really does shut the detectives up. Yeah, that's a 0:48:24.120 --> 0:48:27.640 good point, totally. Yeah, no it is, Yeah, no, it's 0:48:27.680 --> 0:48:28.600 it's just it's true. 0:48:29.520 --> 0:48:32.799 I didn't realize that there weren't other like complications associated 0:48:32.840 --> 0:48:35.400 with that, so yeah, why the fuck not. So she's 0:48:35.440 --> 0:48:37.799 pissed and then they're like, well, why didn't did you 0:48:37.840 --> 0:48:38.600 steal the tank? 0:48:38.760 --> 0:48:40.879 And she is fun, she's kind of a queen. 0:48:40.960 --> 0:48:43.560 I really like all these angry women whose embryos have 0:48:43.560 --> 0:48:46.040 been stolen, and she's like, I think they would have 0:48:46.120 --> 0:48:49.680 noticed that the thief was four foot one, and so 0:48:49.960 --> 0:48:52.279 I really really love her. And so we're back in 0:48:52.320 --> 0:48:55.080 the squad room and Craigan asked for more scoop and munches, 0:48:55.160 --> 0:48:58.360 being a dick, and he drew embryos in a peatriot 0:48:58.360 --> 0:49:03.560 dish and goes, should I put an apb out for him? So, 0:49:03.560 --> 0:49:05.960 so we look at all the suspects we have, you know, 0:49:06.160 --> 0:49:10.360 the teenage mutant Ninja tnal parents, we have the fucking 0:49:11.080 --> 0:49:15.880 the librarian with sas. We have Eva, who's more like 0:49:15.920 --> 0:49:20.120 we just have a who's who of sadness. And there's 0:49:20.160 --> 0:49:23.760 also another batch of people that Munch found the donor sibs, 0:49:23.960 --> 0:49:27.800 many mothers and only one daddy. Donor ten twenty nine 0:49:28.280 --> 0:49:32.040 sperm donors are all anonymous and Munch is like, they 0:49:32.080 --> 0:49:34.160 could all be mine, and Finn seys. 0:49:34.280 --> 0:49:36.840 Finn says, well, they don't look like freaks to me. 0:49:37.320 --> 0:49:40.080 He goes, no, there are actually a fun looking bunch 0:49:40.160 --> 0:49:42.880 that may or that I may or may not have sired, 0:49:43.560 --> 0:49:46.520 and I don't. I do not like that term at all, 0:49:47.480 --> 0:49:49.920 and then he says, live, if you're on the market, 0:49:50.040 --> 0:49:52.360 you can do worse than donor ten twenty nine, and 0:49:52.400 --> 0:49:56.040 then Benson called Stabler an idiot and runs off, and 0:49:56.120 --> 0:49:59.120 Craigan asked the boys how the kids found each other? 0:49:59.320 --> 0:50:01.680 And there's donor sibling. 0:50:01.600 --> 0:50:03.880 Search and I actually know a guy who is a 0:50:03.880 --> 0:50:07.000 sperm donor, and a Facebook group of women found him 0:50:07.520 --> 0:50:09.840 and he is the father of a lot of children, 0:50:10.440 --> 0:50:12.000 like I think more than fifteen. 0:50:12.960 --> 0:50:13.880 And how does he feel. 0:50:14.880 --> 0:50:16.839 I don't know. I think he felt like kind of 0:50:16.920 --> 0:50:19.040 like it was weird, but he was like, actually, some 0:50:19.080 --> 0:50:20.520 of the kids were reaching out to him, and he 0:50:20.560 --> 0:50:22.840 was like, it's fine to have relationships with them. Like, 0:50:22.840 --> 0:50:24.319 I don't think he can provide for all of them. 0:50:24.360 --> 0:50:27.200 He's like a random guy who gave up stand up comedy. 0:50:27.280 --> 0:50:29.799 He has a very successful career doing something else. But like, 0:50:30.120 --> 0:50:31.960 I don't think he wants to be the father of 0:50:32.120 --> 0:50:35.920 twenty kids. But it was very crazy that they all 0:50:36.320 --> 0:50:37.960 bonded together and then found him. 0:50:38.160 --> 0:50:39.040 I think it's weird. 0:50:39.680 --> 0:50:43.200 Yeah, I think it's weird that you're just shirking off 0:50:43.200 --> 0:50:45.319 in a cup at nineteen for some cash and then 0:50:45.320 --> 0:50:48.120 all these people could be like I need you, yeah, 0:50:48.239 --> 0:50:50.279 get alive, you know. 0:50:50.800 --> 0:50:52.160 I think it's like they all just want to know 0:50:52.160 --> 0:50:54.239 who their dad is. I don't know if they necessarily 0:50:54.280 --> 0:50:56.920 want like advice or like any kind of fathering. I 0:50:56.960 --> 0:50:59.719 don't know, but like I don't know, I feel like 0:51:00.160 --> 0:51:04.040 you would. I would just maybe for medical histories. Yeah. 0:51:04.080 --> 0:51:06.400 I love the movie The Kids Are all Right though, Yeah, 0:51:06.480 --> 0:51:07.120 I really love it. 0:51:07.160 --> 0:51:10.720 I love that movie. So munched Craigan chat. Finnett asks 0:51:10.760 --> 0:51:13.120 Stabler what's up with Live and he's like, the case 0:51:13.239 --> 0:51:16.720 is getting to her. Benson meets Eva at a diner 0:51:16.880 --> 0:51:19.480 and she's crying. She wants an update lives like I 0:51:19.520 --> 0:51:22.880 can't really give you inside scoop about the investigation. Benson 0:51:23.040 --> 0:51:26.960 orders a coffee at night, of course why not? She 0:51:27.080 --> 0:51:28.319 doesn't sleep. No. 0:51:28.480 --> 0:51:30.200 Eva's like, you're not going to find them, are you? 0:51:30.239 --> 0:51:33.319 And Benson promises not to stop until she does, and 0:51:33.360 --> 0:51:36.040 she's like it'll be too late. She's like, fuck, I 0:51:36.040 --> 0:51:38.160 should have pushed the doctor to implant them right after 0:51:38.280 --> 0:51:40.880 chemo ended. Or She's like, I should have taken them 0:51:40.880 --> 0:51:44.080 a doctor who would She's four months cancer free and 0:51:44.200 --> 0:51:46.920 now infertile, and she thought she was getting a second 0:51:46.960 --> 0:51:49.600 shot at life and now this and Benson's like, girl, 0:51:49.760 --> 0:51:52.720 I got you, I got you, and Eva's like time's 0:51:52.800 --> 0:51:55.520 running up. Shut up, I'm sick of this fake positivity. 0:51:55.920 --> 0:51:58.640 And Benson's like, well, what do you want me to do? Like, 0:51:58.719 --> 0:52:01.799 I don't know, No, do you have kids? Benson says no, 0:52:02.360 --> 0:52:03.040 do you want them? 0:52:03.120 --> 0:52:03.319 Yes? 0:52:03.360 --> 0:52:05.759 I do very much. What are you waiting for? And 0:52:05.800 --> 0:52:07.880 then we cut to the office. We don't really have 0:52:08.360 --> 0:52:10.280 you know, we can't sit at the diner old Yeah. 0:52:10.320 --> 0:52:12.520 So then Stabler wants to talk to Live and she's 0:52:12.560 --> 0:52:14.759 like just drop it, and Munch is like, hey, I 0:52:14.800 --> 0:52:15.960 got something, Finn. 0:52:16.000 --> 0:52:18.160 I want to show you something. So he's like, I've 0:52:18.160 --> 0:52:20.319 been trying to figure out when the thief came in. 0:52:20.480 --> 0:52:23.680 Watch this. So he matched up the exits and entrances 0:52:23.760 --> 0:52:26.520 and Finn is like, so, did somebody come in and 0:52:26.520 --> 0:52:29.439 didn't come back out? He goes, no, everyone that day 0:52:29.560 --> 0:52:33.279 is accounted for, so he got in a different day. 0:52:33.440 --> 0:52:35.759 So basically they pulled the tapes from that night and 0:52:35.840 --> 0:52:38.960 someone came in that night. So they go back to 0:52:39.000 --> 0:52:41.280 the Cryo Bake to get some info from the cleaning 0:52:41.320 --> 0:52:43.759 crew and they talked to Enrique and he's like, what 0:52:43.760 --> 0:52:45.920 do you want from me? And they confront him about 0:52:45.920 --> 0:52:48.680 the blonde and bring up his time card and they're like, well, 0:52:48.719 --> 0:52:51.520 you punched in, so it says that you were there, 0:52:51.680 --> 0:52:54.040 So what's up? And he's like, I don't know. No 0:52:54.040 --> 0:52:57.240 one's supposed to be working. They threaten him. Music plays. 0:52:57.280 --> 0:53:00.200 He begins to spill the beans. Last week she told 0:53:00.280 --> 0:53:02.160 me not to come in Sunday night, but that I 0:53:02.160 --> 0:53:05.239 could put in for it anyway, and they're like, who 0:53:06.160 --> 0:53:07.160 it's the receptionist. 0:53:07.680 --> 0:53:14.120 Oh my, not your sune dune. Benson's like, who was it, Carol? 0:53:14.239 --> 0:53:18.040 And she looks confused. They're like, oo, bitch, who who? 0:53:18.480 --> 0:53:20.839 And so it was her the whole time you told 0:53:20.920 --> 0:53:22.600 Enrique not to show up last Sunday. 0:53:22.680 --> 0:53:23.399 They cough her. 0:53:23.719 --> 0:53:26.359 She looks panicked, her eyes get wet immediately. 0:53:26.800 --> 0:53:29.360 Where are they? Where are they? She's like, it was 0:53:29.360 --> 0:53:31.840 only supposed to be for publicity. They were supposed to 0:53:31.880 --> 0:53:35.879 bring them back today. Who She's like, you don't get it. 0:53:35.960 --> 0:53:39.239 They called me, they sent me literature every day, They 0:53:39.280 --> 0:53:41.839 talked to me every morning on the way in. They 0:53:41.880 --> 0:53:45.120 finally got to me. They have a point. It's James 0:53:45.200 --> 0:53:48.879 and Victoria from VDL. So the redhead was wearing a wig. 0:53:49.080 --> 0:53:51.600 She was in. Benson says, nice values. 0:53:51.719 --> 0:53:55.319 Huh So James and Vicki are doing an interview live 0:53:55.400 --> 0:53:58.240 on the news, and so it's a very splashy arrest 0:53:58.440 --> 0:54:01.359 live on the news a huge way. I'm sure this 0:54:01.400 --> 0:54:04.680 is what probably started you Tube. It was Charlie bit 0:54:04.760 --> 0:54:10.120 my finger and this arrest cuffing them, pulling them off. 0:54:10.120 --> 0:54:12.640 As the anchor sits their mid sentence, it's just like 0:54:12.800 --> 0:54:16.560 she's like, okay and clink clink, bitch have fun in jail. 0:54:17.200 --> 0:54:20.600 And so they're an interrogation being annoying. They're separated. 0:54:20.680 --> 0:54:23.680 He's blabbing about how many frozen embryos there are, just 0:54:23.800 --> 0:54:28.000 like no one fucking cares, and Stabler, with a quick 0:54:28.080 --> 0:54:30.560 jab says, well you reduced that number by a hundred. 0:54:30.640 --> 0:54:33.560 And he's like they haven't been harmed, and it's like, well, 0:54:33.600 --> 0:54:34.680 no time is running out. 0:54:34.680 --> 0:54:35.600 They will be harmed. 0:54:36.120 --> 0:54:38.960 And I know you don't believe in science, but it's 0:54:39.120 --> 0:54:41.879 very real here. So that's really funny because I didn't 0:54:41.880 --> 0:54:45.319 know Stabler believed in science. And Stabler's like, okay, but 0:54:45.480 --> 0:54:47.600 the ones you took aren't going to be implanted and 0:54:47.680 --> 0:54:50.359 you're destroying them, So like, what is the goal here? 0:54:50.920 --> 0:54:53.239 So Benson starts bartering with the guy and he's like, well, 0:54:53.280 --> 0:54:55.480 we'll offer you a full press conference if you give 0:54:55.520 --> 0:54:57.840 us the embryo jug and then it cuts to the 0:54:57.880 --> 0:55:00.560 other interrogation room where Chester and f Or with the 0:55:00.600 --> 0:55:03.920 redhead and she is just babbling on about adoption for 0:55:04.000 --> 0:55:07.400 embryos okay, and then Chester decides to dig in and 0:55:07.440 --> 0:55:09.960 be extra and he goes, well, this is great news 0:55:09.960 --> 0:55:12.160 because we have tons of gay and lesbian couples in 0:55:12.200 --> 0:55:16.680 the market. And she does not like that, and she goes, well, 0:55:17.280 --> 0:55:21.360 we mean suitable homes, and Finn goes, yeah, straight, Christian 0:55:21.440 --> 0:55:23.719 and white, and she's like, we're not racist. There are 0:55:23.800 --> 0:55:28.160 Christians of all colors. So she yeah, you can't be 0:55:28.280 --> 0:55:30.399 Jewish either. So it's like, wait, do you care. 0:55:30.360 --> 0:55:33.719 About the embryos or would you rather the embryos not 0:55:34.239 --> 0:55:37.400 go to full term and not be with a gay person? 0:55:37.640 --> 0:55:38.200 You know what I mean? 0:55:38.280 --> 0:55:42.920 Yeah, these people are just so fake. I just hate everybody. 0:55:43.360 --> 0:55:45.600 So whatever, they're just like they have no more patients. 0:55:45.600 --> 0:55:49.840 They're like, where are the embryos, Victoria, and she says 0:55:49.920 --> 0:55:52.880 James already sent them back, and Finn goes false, and 0:55:52.920 --> 0:55:57.319 their little clocks are ticking obsessed. I really like that, 0:55:57.640 --> 0:55:59.799 And so what's up? Where are they? So then a 0:56:00.239 --> 0:56:03.520 back to the man and he's comparing himself. This is 0:56:03.560 --> 0:56:06.799 the third hobby actually, of these types of people. He's 0:56:06.840 --> 0:56:10.880 comparing himself to Gandhi, Martin, Luther King, and Nelson Mandela. 0:56:11.080 --> 0:56:14.319 They love to do this too. Self aggrandization is the 0:56:14.360 --> 0:56:19.960 third hobby. I forgot, yeah, And Olivia is sickened by him, 0:56:20.080 --> 0:56:22.360 and he won't tell them where they are, and Stablor's like, 0:56:22.600 --> 0:56:25.520 if you believe what you're saying and murdering all of them, 0:56:25.560 --> 0:56:27.080 like I don't get what you're doing. 0:56:27.120 --> 0:56:30.319 And he says they've already been returned. And Stabler goes, no, 0:56:30.920 --> 0:56:32.839 that's what I'm trying to tell you. If you can 0:56:32.920 --> 0:56:36.040 actually listen to anyone that is not yourself, they have 0:56:36.160 --> 0:56:38.920 not been returned. And whoever was supposed to do that 0:56:39.000 --> 0:56:41.960 didn't and he goes, no, I overnighted them yesterday. 0:56:42.200 --> 0:56:43.600 Well they didn't fucking arrive. 0:56:44.160 --> 0:56:46.560 And so now it's like a delivery psycho thing like 0:56:46.600 --> 0:56:48.520 where they were sent to Pittsburgh and then back to 0:56:48.560 --> 0:56:50.880 New York and they're on the trucks and the delivery 0:56:50.880 --> 0:56:53.480 trucks and they're being held on hold, and they were 0:56:53.520 --> 0:56:55.960 scanned on fifty seventh Street, and so it's like a 0:56:56.000 --> 0:56:58.719 mad dash through the city of New York, chasing the 0:56:58.800 --> 0:57:00.000 truck on his route. 0:57:00.120 --> 0:57:00.960 Finn got the truck. 0:57:00.960 --> 0:57:04.319 They bust inside the truck because the delivery driver is 0:57:04.320 --> 0:57:07.680 like in the middle of a delivery, and so Stabler 0:57:07.719 --> 0:57:10.720 and Benson join. They're rifling the truck. There's all these boxes. 0:57:10.719 --> 0:57:13.080 They cut the box open. They got the tank. They're 0:57:13.160 --> 0:57:15.640 running down the tank. The driver's like, what the fuck man? 0:57:16.040 --> 0:57:19.480 He was on the twenty fourth floor, and Finn's like, sorry, dude, 0:57:19.480 --> 0:57:20.400 there was an emergency. 0:57:20.440 --> 0:57:23.680 We couldn't wait. Tires are squealing. They rush in. The 0:57:23.720 --> 0:57:26.320 doctor tries to get the fresh tank. It doesn't look good. 0:57:26.360 --> 0:57:28.080 There's nothing left, nothing is frozen. 0:57:28.200 --> 0:57:32.439 It's done. They're all gone. They're all gone. So we're 0:57:32.440 --> 0:57:37.120 gonna go arrest those religious goons. So Olivia goes to 0:57:37.160 --> 0:57:39.959 break the news to her friend Eva, who's devastated. She's 0:57:39.960 --> 0:57:42.880 in so much pain. Olivia doesn't even know what to say, 0:57:42.960 --> 0:57:47.480 but sorry. So they're at arraignment. Eva's sitting in the stand. Eva, Eva, 0:57:47.520 --> 0:57:49.160 I keep changing it. I don't know what you want 0:57:49.200 --> 0:57:52.680 for me. It's a wild name. So you know, Eva's 0:57:52.680 --> 0:57:55.720 sitting in the stand. She's so depressed. And then the 0:57:55.800 --> 0:57:58.400 religious nuts are there and Petrovsky asked how they plead 0:57:58.440 --> 0:58:02.040 and the lawyer says not guilty and yells they should 0:58:02.080 --> 0:58:07.000 be charged with murder, and obviously Petrofsky is like, remove 0:58:07.040 --> 0:58:07.959 the woman from the court. 0:58:07.960 --> 0:58:09.880 Police, so she gets removed. 0:58:10.360 --> 0:58:13.160 James agrees and he's like, you know what, we should 0:58:13.200 --> 0:58:15.680 be charged for murder, and Petrofski doesn't have time for this. 0:58:15.760 --> 0:58:17.720 She's like, are you changing your plea or what. 0:58:18.120 --> 0:58:21.280 Novak's like, nah, they're just grant standing for their own agenda. 0:58:21.680 --> 0:58:24.680 And he's like, no, if you were actually doing your job, 0:58:24.720 --> 0:58:27.919 you would seek justice for these lost souls. And then 0:58:28.000 --> 0:58:30.960 the redhead was like, it was just an accident, and 0:58:31.160 --> 0:58:35.320 the judges like, mister Hunter, control your clients. And he's 0:58:35.320 --> 0:58:38.320 blonde and he's like, listen, life doesn't begin till the 0:58:38.360 --> 0:58:40.840 baby draws breath. And then the religious guy's like at 0:58:40.880 --> 0:58:44.760 the moment of conception. Novak's like, okay, but murder can't 0:58:44.760 --> 0:58:49.000 be like, you know, charged if it's a stillborn, so like, 0:58:49.840 --> 0:58:52.280 there's nothing I can do here, Like I can't charge 0:58:52.320 --> 0:58:56.200 them with murder. So then Blondie's defense is like, actually, 0:58:56.200 --> 0:58:58.280 we need to drop the charges from grant to petty 0:58:58.360 --> 0:59:02.560 larceny since the clients are asking for the death penalty. 0:59:03.480 --> 0:59:05.880 It's just funny, like the clients want to be put 0:59:05.920 --> 0:59:09.800 to death. And he's like, actually, petty theft like lip closs, 0:59:09.840 --> 0:59:14.160 like lip gloss style, because he says human bodies cannot 0:59:14.200 --> 0:59:17.880 be sold for their monetary value. And Novak's like, no, 0:59:18.080 --> 0:59:21.600 each person went to the Krayo bank spent thousands of dollars. 0:59:21.640 --> 0:59:24.120 This isn't gonna work. And he's like, no, they paid 0:59:24.120 --> 0:59:26.960 for services. That's not a sticker price for an embryo. 0:59:28.040 --> 0:59:31.320 So Petrofsky is tired. She goes, this will be an 0:59:31.360 --> 0:59:34.040 issue for your trial, judge, I don't care. You can 0:59:34.120 --> 0:59:37.080 argue abut bails somewhere out. I just ten grand each 0:59:37.400 --> 0:59:40.040 get away from me. Gavel gabble like did she have? 0:59:40.200 --> 0:59:43.479 Like good? Is she going to Chipriani's for lunch? She's gone, 0:59:44.120 --> 0:59:44.800 She's gotta go. 0:59:46.320 --> 0:59:49.520 I've never seen Petrovski so ready to get the fuck 0:59:49.560 --> 0:59:53.440 out of court. She's usually invested, like it seems like 0:59:53.560 --> 0:59:55.560 she has tickets, She's going to a matin. 0:59:55.600 --> 0:59:58.440 Maybe she has a poker game with all the female judges, 0:59:58.600 --> 1:00:02.760 like her lowesst Elizabeth Judge, Donald Judge, Elizabeth Donnelley. 1:00:02.840 --> 1:00:04.040 They're all playing poker. 1:00:04.920 --> 1:00:09.800 Yeah, she's gotta get out of there. Maybe canasta something, yeah. 1:00:09.920 --> 1:00:12.280 Benson and Stabler come to chit chat with Novak and 1:00:12.280 --> 1:00:15.040 the lobby as the religious couple argue about the press 1:00:15.040 --> 1:00:17.120 they've just passed and the wife's over it and the 1:00:17.160 --> 1:00:21.080 husband is loving the notoriety. James approaches Sass the detectives 1:00:21.080 --> 1:00:23.840 for a favor. He's tried, but no one will give 1:00:23.880 --> 1:00:25.960 him the name of the parents, and Novak's like, it's 1:00:26.000 --> 1:00:27.280 none of your business. 1:00:27.480 --> 1:00:30.680 No one wants to talk to you, nobody likes you. 1:00:30.720 --> 1:00:34.000 Get lost, but he wants to go to any funeral 1:00:34.040 --> 1:00:37.440 services if anyone's having funeral services for the embryos that 1:00:37.480 --> 1:00:41.880 were lost in the tank. Stabler's like, nobody likes you 1:00:42.360 --> 1:00:45.320 and no one wants to talk to you, and Benson goes, actually, 1:00:45.480 --> 1:00:47.320 I disagree, and most of them are going to see 1:00:47.320 --> 1:00:49.880 you in civil court, bitch. And so the lawyer is 1:00:49.920 --> 1:00:52.360 pleading for him to shut up, but he can't stop. 1:00:52.400 --> 1:00:53.080 He just can't. 1:00:53.120 --> 1:00:55.960 He's gonna go talk to the press, against his attorney's advice. 1:00:56.360 --> 1:00:59.760 His wife, Victoria steps up and goes I'm out. No, 1:00:59.800 --> 1:01:03.640 I'm I'm not talking. He's like, okay, okay, but finally 1:01:03.640 --> 1:01:06.920 people are paying attention. She goes, no, after what we 1:01:07.040 --> 1:01:09.200 have done, I can't look those people in the eye. 1:01:09.480 --> 1:01:11.640 He kisses her and says, I get it, go home, 1:01:11.680 --> 1:01:15.080 I'll meet you there. She walks off, and Stabler's like, oh, 1:01:15.120 --> 1:01:17.520 trouble with the missus and the lawyer. Blondie's like, you 1:01:17.560 --> 1:01:20.240 should follow her lead, but he's too obsessed with himself. 1:01:20.280 --> 1:01:23.400 I mean, he is Nelson Mandela. So he rushes to 1:01:23.440 --> 1:01:26.400 the press he's giving the interview. Benson and Stabler are 1:01:26.400 --> 1:01:28.720 walking down the court steps to talk shit about him 1:01:28.880 --> 1:01:31.840 and now everything he says can be used against him 1:01:31.880 --> 1:01:34.080 in court, and Olivia is wearing a hoodie with a 1:01:34.160 --> 1:01:36.520 zip like a zipper and a jacket, which is one 1:01:36.560 --> 1:01:40.040 of my favorite looks ever. And as their shit talking him, 1:01:40.040 --> 1:01:42.640 they hear a gun shot. It's chaos. Oh no, he's 1:01:42.680 --> 1:01:46.040 been shot. He's down, he's bleeding. No one saw the shooter. 1:01:46.200 --> 1:01:50.120 Olivia calls for a bus. Stabler says he's dead. Benson's 1:01:50.120 --> 1:01:52.800 gold necklaces and earrings are glimmering in the sun and 1:01:52.880 --> 1:01:55.760 I don't care this man has been shot, so now 1:01:55.760 --> 1:01:56.280 it's Eva. 1:01:56.400 --> 1:01:58.360 She's running to the precinct to catch Olivia. 1:01:58.480 --> 1:02:00.520 She and then Olivia's like, oh, thanks for coming in, 1:02:00.640 --> 1:02:02.880 and Eva's like it didn't seem like I had a choice, 1:02:03.080 --> 1:02:07.280 so Hi lives like, okay, it's just standard procedure, and 1:02:07.320 --> 1:02:10.240 she's like, really, you treat all of your victims like criminals. 1:02:10.280 --> 1:02:12.600 And she's like, you made a scene, an arrayment and 1:02:12.680 --> 1:02:15.840 left the courthouse minutes before the murder. Girl, so someone's 1:02:15.880 --> 1:02:17.520 got to talk to you, and I thought you'd prefer 1:02:17.560 --> 1:02:19.959 it be me. And she's like, oh really, why because 1:02:19.960 --> 1:02:24.000 we've become such good friends, barren buddies, you know, and 1:02:24.320 --> 1:02:27.840 Live takes a second and just asks can anybody vouch 1:02:27.880 --> 1:02:31.800 for your whereabouts? And she goes no, And they're like okay, 1:02:31.880 --> 1:02:33.480 well until we find the killer, how about you don't 1:02:33.560 --> 1:02:35.840 leave this city and she goes, no problem, detect it. Oh, 1:02:35.920 --> 1:02:38.720 and she goes, no problem, Olivia, I'm sorry, I mean 1:02:38.840 --> 1:02:39.960 Detective Benson. 1:02:40.520 --> 1:02:43.320 And now Benson joins the rest of this. This woman's like. 1:02:43.320 --> 1:02:45.560 Mad at Olivia for not being able to find the 1:02:45.600 --> 1:02:48.040 embryos that were stolen. Why are you mad at Olivia? 1:02:48.080 --> 1:02:51.360 I'm so confused We've got to talk to your ass. 1:02:51.400 --> 1:02:53.840 I guess for hauling her in, but she seems mad 1:02:54.960 --> 1:02:57.720 at her in a personal way. I think she's just 1:02:57.760 --> 1:02:59.840 going through a lot. Yeah that's true. 1:03:00.040 --> 1:03:02.880 That's true. She did just lose out her opportunity to 1:03:02.880 --> 1:03:03.440 have children. 1:03:03.440 --> 1:03:06.400 Ever. Yeah, yeah, you know, she's just she's only four 1:03:06.440 --> 1:03:07.520 months cancer free. 1:03:07.560 --> 1:03:08.640 She's going through a lot. 1:03:09.720 --> 1:03:11.920 So now Benson joins the rest of the squad by 1:03:11.960 --> 1:03:15.200 the desks, and I just feel bad for Live because again, 1:03:15.360 --> 1:03:18.400 it's just like she can't a friend, she can't come out. 1:03:18.440 --> 1:03:20.919 I was thinking the same thing, no friends for Live. 1:03:21.880 --> 1:03:24.360 She's like, oh I met another, you know, hot woman 1:03:24.480 --> 1:03:25.320 with no good luck. 1:03:25.440 --> 1:03:26.600 Maybe maybe a friend. 1:03:26.720 --> 1:03:28.640 No, it has a bottle of cab like burning a 1:03:28.680 --> 1:03:30.320 hole in her coffee table at home, and she's like, 1:03:30.360 --> 1:03:31.960 I just want to drink this with a friend, and 1:03:32.000 --> 1:03:34.840 it willed the show will not let it happen. So 1:03:34.920 --> 1:03:39.000 now Benson joins her, fucking these losers that she has 1:03:39.040 --> 1:03:40.800 to work with day in and day out. 1:03:41.240 --> 1:03:44.080 Craigan is shocked nobody saw the shooter. I mean it 1:03:44.200 --> 1:03:46.760 was a full press conference. How did no one see? 1:03:47.080 --> 1:03:49.440 And Stabler's like, I mean we were there, we didn't 1:03:49.440 --> 1:03:51.720 see it, but it wasn't a sniper. It was a 1:03:51.760 --> 1:03:54.640 small caliber handgun and it got fired from two ship 1:03:54.680 --> 1:03:57.600 inches away, so it was in the crowd of reporters 1:03:57.680 --> 1:04:01.920 and the shooting was recorded. It's on care but all 1:04:01.960 --> 1:04:04.560 we see his microphones and the gun was actually covered 1:04:04.640 --> 1:04:06.640 in a jacket, and so that's. 1:04:06.440 --> 1:04:10.160 Why we can't see anything. And we see that it 1:04:10.240 --> 1:04:12.680 is a guy. It's definitely not Eva, so we can 1:04:13.120 --> 1:04:17.080 cross and leave the city. Yeah, she could take the 1:04:17.120 --> 1:04:20.640 tunnel to Jersey, so it must be somebody who lost 1:04:20.680 --> 1:04:23.280 to embryo, right, so do we recognize him? 1:04:23.360 --> 1:04:25.920 It's got to be him, Like, what's going on? We 1:04:26.000 --> 1:04:28.880 run the pick by the clinic and the doc hasn't 1:04:28.880 --> 1:04:31.200 seen him. They think he's lying. He's like, I don't know. 1:04:32.120 --> 1:04:33.320 Leave me alone. 1:04:33.480 --> 1:04:36.520 This doc has been nothing but helpful, and they are 1:04:36.560 --> 1:04:40.160 just suspicious and think he's lying the whole time. And 1:04:40.240 --> 1:04:43.919 he again has been nothing but fourth right the whole time. 1:04:44.440 --> 1:04:47.280 Munch Infinn are looking at the TVs. He's watching Victoria 1:04:47.360 --> 1:04:50.000 skip away past the mob, refusing to speak to them. 1:04:50.440 --> 1:04:53.640 She then talks to the shooter. So they got on 1:04:53.720 --> 1:04:56.280 tape her talking to the shooter. It's no sound on, 1:04:56.520 --> 1:04:57.520 but they go talk. 1:04:57.360 --> 1:04:59.440 To Victoria and she is really sad, you know, her 1:04:59.520 --> 1:05:02.080 husband's They bring up that she didn't want to stand 1:05:02.080 --> 1:05:04.160 by him by the press conference, and that rubs her 1:05:04.160 --> 1:05:04.800 the wrong way. 1:05:05.080 --> 1:05:06.600 She's like, what's wrong with you? 1:05:07.000 --> 1:05:10.320 Like he just died, relax, why aren't you out there 1:05:10.320 --> 1:05:11.400 looking for his assassin? 1:05:11.440 --> 1:05:13.560 And they're like, well, we need your help. They show 1:05:13.560 --> 1:05:15.440 her the photos of her talking to the killer and 1:05:15.440 --> 1:05:18.560 her eyes open wide, and she's like, he stopped me 1:05:18.600 --> 1:05:21.000 on the street. He said, are you all right, ma'am? 1:05:21.160 --> 1:05:23.920 And he sounded sincere, and she said it was the 1:05:23.960 --> 1:05:27.000 first kind word that she had heard all day. He 1:05:27.080 --> 1:05:29.880 recognized her and heard about her troubles and he would 1:05:29.880 --> 1:05:32.440 pray for us, and she thanked him and that our 1:05:33.200 --> 1:05:35.800 that our love and faith would get us through, and 1:05:35.840 --> 1:05:38.360 he didn't sound angry, and that he also said that 1:05:38.480 --> 1:05:40.760 everything would work out, even though that they were going 1:05:40.840 --> 1:05:43.560 to go to prison, and that she would be fine 1:05:43.600 --> 1:05:45.800 as long as she had James, and that they had 1:05:45.840 --> 1:05:49.000 one another. And Benson and Sailor are in the hallway 1:05:49.040 --> 1:05:51.960 for yet another walk and talk and it's like, oh, 1:05:52.120 --> 1:05:55.720 the punishment that was your punishment. James is dead, and 1:05:55.760 --> 1:05:58.920 now you have to live without James. He wanted her 1:05:58.960 --> 1:06:01.920 to feel the loss that he now he felt. So 1:06:01.960 --> 1:06:04.440 they're like, it's definitely a father of one of the embryos. 1:06:04.920 --> 1:06:07.120 So then Stabler tells Benson, you got to know I 1:06:07.120 --> 1:06:09.920 didn't tell the guys about you wanting a baby. That 1:06:10.080 --> 1:06:12.320 was just Munch being Munch. And he brings up her 1:06:12.320 --> 1:06:18.320 biological clock ticking again and she fin he Finally he's like, oh, 1:06:18.480 --> 1:06:21.240 I should shut up, and it's like, yes, just please 1:06:21.440 --> 1:06:24.800 shut up, and Benson's like, I looked into an adoption. 1:06:25.120 --> 1:06:27.800 He says, that's great. She says they turned me down. 1:06:27.920 --> 1:06:31.120 He goes what She's like, I'm single, I have no 1:06:31.240 --> 1:06:33.520 extended family, I work all the time. 1:06:34.080 --> 1:06:35.280 I'm not prime. 1:06:35.000 --> 1:06:39.120 Parent material, and he goes, they're wrong, and Benson says, well, 1:06:39.200 --> 1:06:41.400 you know, there is one person at the clinic we 1:06:41.400 --> 1:06:45.040 didn't show the shooter's picture too, Carol, the ex receptionist. 1:06:45.240 --> 1:06:47.920 She knows every fucking Carol. Fucking Carol. 1:06:48.000 --> 1:06:50.919 So they go to Rikers much is there to show 1:06:50.920 --> 1:06:54.040 the photo to Carol and she's like, oh, yeah, looks familiar. 1:06:54.240 --> 1:06:57.440 She's shook by the news of her friend's death, but 1:06:57.560 --> 1:06:59.400 she says that doesn't make any sense. 1:07:00.040 --> 1:07:01.920 And then she's like, okay, so you know him, Like 1:07:02.040 --> 1:07:03.240 do you not know him? What's up? 1:07:04.120 --> 1:07:07.160 She goes, it must it could be Kelly Ryland's husband. 1:07:07.360 --> 1:07:09.640 And she showed me a photo once and he's like, 1:07:09.640 --> 1:07:11.600 why wasn't he at the appointment if it was in vitro. 1:07:12.160 --> 1:07:14.160 Carol says, no, it was just eggs. 1:07:14.200 --> 1:07:17.920 She's a military girl, and it was like an insurance policy, 1:07:17.960 --> 1:07:20.280 you know. It was the military egg case that we 1:07:20.320 --> 1:07:23.240 talked about earlier. And Benson and Stabler are knock knock, 1:07:23.280 --> 1:07:26.200 knock at his apartment. They kick the door down, empty, 1:07:27.000 --> 1:07:30.080 spacious as hell. They find a loving photo of Scott 1:07:30.080 --> 1:07:33.640 and Kelly, Kelly's military photo. They keep searching the through 1:07:33.680 --> 1:07:37.120 the you know, their belongings. Stabler finds the gun. He 1:07:37.160 --> 1:07:38.840 doesn't have it on him, which is good. 1:07:39.120 --> 1:07:42.360 They also find a notepad that says LaGuardia two forty five, 1:07:42.520 --> 1:07:45.840 no airline, just departure time. So they're checking the times 1:07:45.880 --> 1:07:49.040 everyone's going through. Munch is on the computer, clickity clacking. 1:07:49.120 --> 1:07:52.760 Scott Ryland's not on any flights though, fuck not departure. 1:07:52.960 --> 1:07:57.000 They do find what's going on. It's an arrival slow drumming. 1:07:57.240 --> 1:08:00.200 We're in a huge airport hangar. There's a hears all 1:08:00.200 --> 1:08:04.400 coming together. There's uniforms and flags. Scott is there. 1:08:04.880 --> 1:08:07.720 There's a casket covered in a flag and that's being 1:08:07.800 --> 1:08:11.640 carried and we see Kevin Kane aka Bruno from the 1:08:11.680 --> 1:08:16.439 current SVU season and a record holder of SVU. He's 1:08:16.439 --> 1:08:19.360 been in like He's played five separate characters in his 1:08:19.800 --> 1:08:23.720 reign on SVBO, all with names, all with names, not 1:08:23.840 --> 1:08:26.639 like Policeman number one. They all have like full names. 1:08:26.960 --> 1:08:31.759 I know him most as playing a constant asshole on inside. Yes, 1:08:31.840 --> 1:08:36.679 he's a bad boyfriend, a dicky husband, a dick at work, 1:08:37.680 --> 1:08:41.720 a dick friend, a dick cousin. There's a dick on 1:08:41.840 --> 1:08:45.880 insane Amy Schumer. It's him the dick And uh, what's 1:08:45.920 --> 1:08:50.200 the movie? I think you're pretty? You're pretty pretty pretty? Yeah. 1:08:50.439 --> 1:08:50.839 Whatever. 1:08:51.000 --> 1:08:53.639 So he starts talking to the detectives, who are being chill, 1:08:54.520 --> 1:08:59.320 not monsters. They're being they're not a flashy arresting him 1:09:00.160 --> 1:09:02.400 because they like it. It probably took a lot of restraint, 1:09:02.840 --> 1:09:05.320 He explains. She just wanted to serve her country and 1:09:05.360 --> 1:09:08.160 it made her proud. She was a supply truck driver, 1:09:08.960 --> 1:09:12.960 and a suicide car bomber attacks her convoy and the 1:09:12.960 --> 1:09:17.439 hoopla and the media attention to those nuts who stole 1:09:17.520 --> 1:09:21.320 her eggs got him so mad because this is all 1:09:21.400 --> 1:09:23.960 that shows up for her, and they get all of that, 1:09:24.920 --> 1:09:27.160 and you know, and this is why she got her 1:09:27.160 --> 1:09:30.120 eggs frozen in case something like this happened, and that 1:09:30.240 --> 1:09:32.320 he could have a kid and always have a part 1:09:32.360 --> 1:09:33.040 of her with him. 1:09:33.120 --> 1:09:34.080 He starts to cry. 1:09:35.000 --> 1:09:36.799 You know, he was going to carry on her memory 1:09:36.920 --> 1:09:39.880 and care and somebody to know that she died a hero. 1:09:40.479 --> 1:09:43.759 And now he's fully bawling. Maloney takes a deep breath 1:09:43.840 --> 1:09:46.880 and he's thinking about letting him go, and Benson is sad. 1:09:47.040 --> 1:09:49.679 Stabler says, a jury will understand what you went through, 1:09:50.160 --> 1:09:52.160 but you're gonna have to serve some time, and. 1:09:52.080 --> 1:09:54.479 He's like, I don't care. My time already ran out. 1:09:54.560 --> 1:09:57.880 And it's like, honey, you look young. You can get 1:09:57.880 --> 1:10:01.559 married again. Stabler gently grabs his arm and they walk off. 1:10:01.880 --> 1:10:06.080 Benson follows, and we see a salute happening and Dick 1:10:06.160 --> 1:10:06.839 wolf baby. 1:10:07.200 --> 1:10:08.000 So that's that. 1:10:09.680 --> 1:10:14.200 Yeah, No, not as many sad victims except for a 1:10:14.280 --> 1:10:17.960 dead religious man, but then that part ended up being 1:10:18.000 --> 1:10:22.840 so sad at the end. Anyway, Thank you for the recap, Liza, 1:10:22.880 --> 1:10:26.320 we will be r B after these brief messages with 1:10:26.439 --> 1:10:47.360 some true shit. Okay, So this episode is a little 1:10:47.360 --> 1:10:48.480 wild because. 1:10:48.720 --> 1:10:49.640 Okay, I'll start with this. 1:10:49.760 --> 1:10:53.120 The case in the episode of Little Alicia, the little 1:10:53.120 --> 1:10:57.240 girl who had severe brain damage and was being having 1:10:57.320 --> 1:11:00.880 her eggs harvested by her parents, is some part of 1:11:00.920 --> 1:11:04.760 that is based on something called the Ashley X controversy. 1:11:05.439 --> 1:11:08.160 It's also known as the Ashley treatment, which refers to 1:11:08.240 --> 1:11:11.720 these medical procedures that were performed on this child who 1:11:11.760 --> 1:11:15.360 is American from Seattle area named Ashley X is what 1:11:15.360 --> 1:11:17.679 she was called in the press. So Ashley was born 1:11:17.680 --> 1:11:22.840 in nineteen ninety seven with severe developmental disabilities from static encephalopathy. 1:11:23.439 --> 1:11:25.920 And so she can breathe on her own, she can 1:11:26.000 --> 1:11:27.920 fall asleep and wake up on her own, but she 1:11:27.960 --> 1:11:31.800 can't sit up, roll over, hold anything, walk, talk, and 1:11:31.840 --> 1:11:36.280 she's sped via a tube. She is, however, alert and 1:11:36.360 --> 1:11:39.519 responsive to her environment. And she they said, enjoys the 1:11:39.600 --> 1:11:43.080 music of Andrea Bucelli, who is a famous blind opera 1:11:43.120 --> 1:11:44.960 singer which many of you learned was blind on this 1:11:45.040 --> 1:11:49.240 podcast for the first time, she maintained an infant mental 1:11:49.280 --> 1:11:53.000 state while continuing to grow physically, so kind of like 1:11:53.040 --> 1:11:55.519 in the movie, very separate from the episode though. In 1:11:55.560 --> 1:11:57.360 two thousand and four, at age six and a half, 1:11:57.439 --> 1:12:00.439 she started to show signs of puberty, which is common 1:12:00.479 --> 1:12:03.000 in children with severe brain damage. It wasn't because she 1:12:03.120 --> 1:12:07.679 was on estrogen to harvest her eggs. She just started 1:12:07.680 --> 1:12:11.680 to go through early puberty. And what they discovered was 1:12:11.800 --> 1:12:15.000 it does make these kinds of patience much more difficult 1:12:15.080 --> 1:12:19.479 to receive, to get care, Like I mean, menstruation with 1:12:19.520 --> 1:12:22.080 a child who's in a diaper or an adult who's 1:12:22.080 --> 1:12:24.599 in a diaper, like does not sound fun. She wouldn't 1:12:24.600 --> 1:12:29.040 be able to explain her menstrual cramps or any kind 1:12:29.080 --> 1:12:31.560 of pain she was in to anyone because she can't communicate, 1:12:32.040 --> 1:12:36.559 And so her parents started exploring options and basically doctor 1:12:36.680 --> 1:12:40.760 stopped her growth. She started receiving growth attenuation through high 1:12:40.760 --> 1:12:44.479 doses of estrogen. She had a hysterectomy, and she had 1:12:44.520 --> 1:12:47.519 breastbud removal, which was like you know, the very beginnings 1:12:47.520 --> 1:12:49.639 of breast tissue when you go start going through puberty. 1:12:49.880 --> 1:12:53.120 She also had an ependectomy because like she would not 1:12:53.160 --> 1:12:56.200 have if her appendix burst, which happens to all four 1:12:56.240 --> 1:12:58.120 of my brothers have had their appendix out, by the way, 1:12:58.400 --> 1:13:00.200 not me or my sister, but all the boys in 1:13:00.200 --> 1:13:02.679 our family, and she would not be able to say, 1:13:02.840 --> 1:13:05.120 how ow my appendix burst, so that would so they 1:13:05.200 --> 1:13:08.800 just took her appendix out, which makes sense. Basically it 1:13:08.960 --> 1:13:11.680 stopped her growth, and her parents were like, this is 1:13:11.720 --> 1:13:15.160 to improve her quality of life, eliminating menstrual cramps and bleeding, 1:13:15.600 --> 1:13:19.320 preventing discomfort from large breast growing large breasts, which apparently 1:13:19.400 --> 1:13:23.400 run in Ashley X's family, and she would also be 1:13:23.479 --> 1:13:26.040 a lot more movable for her parents and caretakers and 1:13:26.120 --> 1:13:30.280 less prone to bed sores. So and another benefit that 1:13:30.320 --> 1:13:32.479 they didn't anticipate that they talked about later is that 1:13:32.520 --> 1:13:35.719 Ashley had scoliosis and if she had like large breasts 1:13:35.760 --> 1:13:39.320 and grew much taller, that would have exacerbated her scoliosis 1:13:39.320 --> 1:13:42.439 a lot. They also claim that with all of her 1:13:42.520 --> 1:13:45.600 secondary sex characteristics removed, she would be less vulnerable to 1:13:45.640 --> 1:13:48.840 sexual abuse by future caregivers when her parents were no 1:13:48.920 --> 1:13:52.559 longer around to care for her, which is something to consider, 1:13:52.600 --> 1:13:55.840 I guess. So the combination of these surgeries and the 1:13:56.000 --> 1:13:58.880 estrogen therapy got a lot of public attention because her 1:13:59.120 --> 1:14:02.479 doctor that performed the procedure wrote about this in like 1:14:02.840 --> 1:14:05.160 I think the Annals of Pediatrics or something like that, 1:14:05.200 --> 1:14:07.679 like one of these pediatric journals, and the media glommed 1:14:07.720 --> 1:14:09.800 onto the story and ran with it, and it became 1:14:09.960 --> 1:14:13.439 very public around two thousand and six, two thousand and seven, 1:14:14.000 --> 1:14:16.639 and this is around when Ashley is like ten years old, 1:14:17.000 --> 1:14:19.360 so her parents wanted to remain an anonymous, but they 1:14:19.360 --> 1:14:21.719 did set up a blog that explained all their decisions, 1:14:21.760 --> 1:14:23.280 and they said a lot of people wrote to them. 1:14:23.640 --> 1:14:26.240 They got thousands of emails and that ninety five percent 1:14:26.320 --> 1:14:30.160 of the emails they received supported their decisions, and they 1:14:30.200 --> 1:14:32.800 got responses from a lot of parents and caregivers of 1:14:32.840 --> 1:14:36.639 severely disabled children. So of course the other side were 1:14:36.680 --> 1:14:39.880 disability rights advocates. There was a group called Not Dead Yet, 1:14:39.920 --> 1:14:42.520 and then there's a group called Freedom, which is feminist 1:14:42.560 --> 1:14:46.559 response in disability activism, and they called the treatment quote 1:14:46.560 --> 1:14:52.400 invasive medical experimentation end quote, mutilation and desexualization and a 1:14:52.520 --> 1:14:56.960 violation of Ashley's human rights. Another group called the Disability. 1:14:56.479 --> 1:14:58.920 It's interesting to me because in the episode I was 1:14:58.960 --> 1:15:01.600 so inti the parent. In this real case, I'm so 1:15:01.760 --> 1:15:04.000 pro the parent that's why. That's what I thought you 1:15:04.040 --> 1:15:05.840 were going to say. So I was like, give it, 1:15:05.920 --> 1:15:08.679 let me talk about it later, because like, yeah, here, 1:15:08.720 --> 1:15:11.720 I'm anti freedom. I'm like, fuck this group, leave for 1:15:11.760 --> 1:15:12.920 those parents alone. 1:15:13.000 --> 1:15:13.240 Yeah. 1:15:13.280 --> 1:15:15.759 Well, these the writers of the show took this case 1:15:15.800 --> 1:15:18.200 and then made the parents more hateable because they were 1:15:18.280 --> 1:15:21.559 harvesting the eggs to continue their family line. That's the 1:15:21.600 --> 1:15:23.880 opposite of what this family's doing. They don't want her 1:15:23.880 --> 1:15:26.280 to have menstruation. They don't want they want her to 1:15:26.320 --> 1:15:29.240 just stop growing so that she's it's easier to take 1:15:29.240 --> 1:15:32.800 care of her. And so I guess the Disability Rights, 1:15:32.920 --> 1:15:36.040 Education and Defense Funds said, quote, we hold as a 1:15:36.080 --> 1:15:38.760 non negotiable the principle that personal and physical autonomy of 1:15:38.760 --> 1:15:41.160 all people with disabilities be regarded as sink or sinct 1:15:41.560 --> 1:15:44.120 end quote. So that was their statement. I thought was 1:15:44.200 --> 1:15:48.920 interesting was Arthur Kaplan, who was worked as a bioethicist 1:15:48.920 --> 1:15:53.160 at the University of Pennsylvania, said he criticized the treatment 1:15:53.640 --> 1:15:57.240 in an editorial on MSNBC and said that it's quote 1:15:57.479 --> 1:16:00.640 a pharmacological solution for a social failure. The fact that 1:16:00.680 --> 1:16:02.920 American society does not do what it should to help 1:16:02.960 --> 1:16:04.879 severely disabled children in their families. 1:16:05.360 --> 1:16:07.920 But like that's a fact of that's a fact. 1:16:08.040 --> 1:16:10.320 I mean, like if you don't have money and you 1:16:10.320 --> 1:16:12.559 don't have the means your child, if you pass on 1:16:12.880 --> 1:16:15.680 or something happens to you, your child with severe disabilities 1:16:15.760 --> 1:16:17.639 is just going to go into a state facility and 1:16:18.560 --> 1:16:22.200 could possibly suffer over being a larger size and not 1:16:22.280 --> 1:16:24.320 being as easy to take care of. 1:16:25.120 --> 1:16:26.519 I think that's their argument here. 1:16:26.720 --> 1:16:29.519 Plenty of other bioethicists supported the treatment, and they wrote 1:16:29.560 --> 1:16:32.640 opinion pieces for Scientific Americans, So you know a lot 1:16:32.640 --> 1:16:35.360 of people are claiming it was like eugenics mutilation, like 1:16:35.400 --> 1:16:38.240 Frankensteining a child, and obviously Olivia had like a similar 1:16:38.240 --> 1:16:42.200 reaction in the episode. And then after a year, Ashley's 1:16:42.240 --> 1:16:45.120 parents considered her treatment of success. She'd at that time 1:16:45.160 --> 1:16:47.640 she had reached a height of fifty three inches and 1:16:47.880 --> 1:16:50.960 was four foot which is four foot five and a 1:16:50.960 --> 1:16:54.160 weight of sixty three pounds. Her parents five years later, 1:16:54.320 --> 1:16:57.680 after all of the controversy, around around twenty twelve, they 1:16:57.720 --> 1:17:01.160 spoke to The Guardian in an interview which I will 1:17:01.320 --> 1:17:03.679 is cited in our sources, and that was when Ashley 1:17:03.720 --> 1:17:06.720 was about to turn fifteen, and she was fifty four 1:17:06.760 --> 1:17:09.720 inches and seventy five pounds, and so she'd grown like, 1:17:09.800 --> 1:17:12.320 you know, ten or twelve pounds since the closer to 1:17:12.360 --> 1:17:14.880 the procedure, and that's the size of an average nine 1:17:14.960 --> 1:17:17.439 year old. So she's fifteen, she's probably gonna remain in 1:17:17.439 --> 1:17:19.439 the size of like a nine year old. They also 1:17:19.479 --> 1:17:22.080 said she's in good health at that time twenty twelve. 1:17:22.120 --> 1:17:24.760 Granted that was ten years ago. She was only on 1:17:24.760 --> 1:17:29.639 one prescription drug for reflux. So she's living a life 1:17:29.720 --> 1:17:33.639 not assisted by a ton of medication and machinery or anything. 1:17:33.760 --> 1:17:37.040 And the family feels like they can take her on 1:17:37.120 --> 1:17:38.839 family trips, take her out places. 1:17:38.840 --> 1:17:41.280 She's a lot more, she can live a life with them. 1:17:41.840 --> 1:17:45.599 So the father had a quote in this Guardian article 1:17:45.880 --> 1:17:48.080 in response to people saying that she wasn't being treated 1:17:48.120 --> 1:17:51.120 with dignity, and he said, quote, Ashley does not have 1:17:51.200 --> 1:17:53.280 the concept of dignity, but she does have a very 1:17:53.320 --> 1:17:56.240 real experience with pain and discomfort. What is meaningful to 1:17:56.280 --> 1:17:58.599 her is to be as pain free and physically comfortable 1:17:58.640 --> 1:18:00.800 as possible. What is meaning full to her is to 1:18:00.840 --> 1:18:02.920 be able to enjoy those things she can enjoy, being 1:18:02.960 --> 1:18:06.479 with family, hearing music, cuddling, Ashley shows enjoyment for being 1:18:06.520 --> 1:18:09.320 included in family activities. She kicks her legs and orchestrates 1:18:09.320 --> 1:18:12.160 her arms, she makes little happy sounds, her face radiates 1:18:12.160 --> 1:18:14.720 with smiles. We, however, care a great deal about our 1:18:14.800 --> 1:18:17.479 daughter's human dignity and feel that the treatment makes Ashley 1:18:17.479 --> 1:18:20.280 more dignified by providing her with a better quality of life. 1:18:20.760 --> 1:18:21.840 End quote. 1:18:22.160 --> 1:18:23.160 So that's the story. 1:18:23.200 --> 1:18:25.479 And I, as far as I can tell online, she's 1:18:25.560 --> 1:18:28.920 still alive, and she'd be about twenty five twenty six 1:18:28.960 --> 1:18:32.960 at this point. And a lot of the like what 1:18:33.000 --> 1:18:35.320 the dad was reacting to, a lot of people from 1:18:35.400 --> 1:18:38.920 disability organizations were saying, and they're like, you're speaking from 1:18:39.080 --> 1:18:43.160 your like kind of level of disability, Like her level 1:18:43.160 --> 1:18:46.320 of disability is at like only one percent of the population, 1:18:46.600 --> 1:18:50.599 like or of disabled people even feel like have what 1:18:50.680 --> 1:18:54.000 she has as disabled, as she is not able to walk, talk, 1:18:54.080 --> 1:18:56.920 sit up, like really do anything for herself. So it's 1:18:56.920 --> 1:19:00.400 not like they're saying, like, yes, anyone that's disab just 1:19:00.400 --> 1:19:02.559 stop their growth and keep them pocket sized, you know, 1:19:02.680 --> 1:19:08.280 like they're saying per specific condition. And I guess at 1:19:08.280 --> 1:19:13.120 the time of that article, six other kids had undergone 1:19:13.200 --> 1:19:16.559 the quote unquote Ashley treatment. So it has been done 1:19:16.720 --> 1:19:18.880 a few more times. I think at the time, it 1:19:18.920 --> 1:19:20.479 was the first time that it had ever been done, 1:19:20.880 --> 1:19:23.599 So s FU kind of ran with it, but they 1:19:23.680 --> 1:19:29.000 changed it to make the parents more you know, television villainy. 1:19:29.640 --> 1:19:35.080 And then so also obviously this whole episode gets into 1:19:35.360 --> 1:19:38.439 embryos and who gets custody of embryos and stuff like that. 1:19:38.479 --> 1:19:42.960 And this show is like so prescient, Like it's just 1:19:43.000 --> 1:19:45.760 like so it like predicts the future because there's a 1:19:45.800 --> 1:19:48.280 few major cases that have been gone on with like 1:19:48.400 --> 1:19:51.599 embryo custody And this episode aired in what two thousand 1:19:51.640 --> 1:19:55.400 and eight, and these cases are from like twenty fourteen, 1:19:56.160 --> 1:19:58.720 so like six years before this shit was all really good, 1:19:58.760 --> 1:20:00.000 Like a lot of this stuff was going to try 1:20:00.040 --> 1:20:03.320 Yiland was very public. This show was talking about it, 1:20:03.400 --> 1:20:06.439 so like, for example, the case with Stan and the 1:20:06.479 --> 1:20:09.760 ex wife, the sassy X wife, it reminded me of 1:20:10.000 --> 1:20:13.400 Sophia Vergara, the actress from Modern Family, had a very 1:20:13.400 --> 1:20:18.479 public custody case against her ex boyfriend where she was 1:20:18.479 --> 1:20:20.680 in a relationship with this guy named Nick Lobe. They 1:20:20.680 --> 1:20:23.400 were not married, they were just in a relationship and 1:20:23.520 --> 1:20:26.920 they did in vitro together in twenty thirteen and made 1:20:26.920 --> 1:20:29.439 some embryos together, and then they split in twenty fourteen, 1:20:29.960 --> 1:20:34.160 and he has been filing for years to get those embryos. 1:20:34.280 --> 1:20:37.240 And in twenty two what so he could make children 1:20:37.280 --> 1:20:39.320 what he wants to make, like have a sura, get 1:20:39.320 --> 1:20:41.200 carried them, and like make children that he can have. 1:20:41.400 --> 1:20:44.200 That's insane, and he's like, they're half my children. But 1:20:44.920 --> 1:20:47.400 why doesn't he make it with his new partner. That's 1:20:47.439 --> 1:20:50.240 wild because he wants her money. Because I don't trust 1:20:50.280 --> 1:20:51.800 him for a second. I don't trust him for a 1:20:51.800 --> 1:20:54.240 fucking second either. But I think this guy's religious, because 1:20:54.240 --> 1:20:56.519 I'll tell you some things he says, So I guess. 1:20:56.560 --> 1:20:59.639 In twenty seventeen, she filed documents in California to block 1:20:59.720 --> 1:21:02.000 him from being able to use the embryos without her 1:21:02.000 --> 1:21:07.840 written consent because they did sign an agreement called the 1:21:07.920 --> 1:21:10.920 Form Directive at the fertility clinic that agrees that both 1:21:10.960 --> 1:21:13.439 parties agreed to do anything with the embryos, they have 1:21:13.520 --> 1:21:16.400 to have consent from both parties. He argues that he 1:21:16.479 --> 1:21:20.639 signed the form under dress, so whatever. In twenty twenty one, 1:21:20.960 --> 1:21:24.360 she won the case and that, yeah, so she won 1:21:24.400 --> 1:21:27.080 in twenty twenty one the custody of the embryos that 1:21:27.439 --> 1:21:29.639 like they are not he cannot do anything with them. 1:21:30.200 --> 1:21:33.759 He said about the decision that the judge was quote 1:21:33.960 --> 1:21:37.000 very clearly influenced by Hollywood, which is a pattern I 1:21:37.040 --> 1:21:38.840 expose in my upcoming film Roe v. 1:21:38.960 --> 1:21:40.439 Wade end quote. 1:21:40.560 --> 1:21:42.720 It's like, nice promo for your movie, dude, Like, I 1:21:43.280 --> 1:21:46.639 think that's like a pro life like doc or something 1:21:46.680 --> 1:21:48.920 that he worked on. And he went on to say, 1:21:49.040 --> 1:21:52.720 quote it's sad that Sophia, a devout Catholic, would intentionally 1:21:52.760 --> 1:21:54.320 create babies just to kill them. 1:21:54.439 --> 1:21:54.920 End quote. 1:21:54.920 --> 1:21:57.559 So he's like a person from this episode, you know, 1:21:57.600 --> 1:22:00.559 who's like, these are my babies, and like it's interesting 1:22:00.640 --> 1:22:04.280 because I do find like I side with her. I'm like, yes, 1:22:04.320 --> 1:22:07.080 you can't like go away without her. But then there's 1:22:07.120 --> 1:22:09.720 another case where the details are different than I'm going 1:22:09.760 --> 1:22:12.040 to tell you about this guy, by the way, before 1:22:12.040 --> 1:22:14.840 I wrap up this, this guy, Nick Lobe, also tried 1:22:14.880 --> 1:22:17.479 to get custody of the embryos in Louisiana, which you think, 1:22:17.600 --> 1:22:20.719 uh oh, that could work, and he created a trust 1:22:20.800 --> 1:22:24.200 in Louisiana to give the embryo's legal status. But even 1:22:24.280 --> 1:22:26.439 Louisiana was like, dude, get the fuck out of here. 1:22:26.520 --> 1:22:29.640 So even Louisiana did not grant him the ability to 1:22:29.680 --> 1:22:33.920 do this. Meanwhile, this is another case in Arizona that 1:22:34.280 --> 1:22:37.400 was unfolding as well in like the late twenty teens, 1:22:37.640 --> 1:22:41.240 and it involves Ruby Torres and her ex husband John Terrell. 1:22:41.360 --> 1:22:44.840 So Ruby had cancer much like Gabrielle Anwar's character, but again, 1:22:44.920 --> 1:22:47.320 this is all unfolding eight years after the show did 1:22:47.320 --> 1:22:51.160 this episode it's so wild, and she decided to create 1:22:51.160 --> 1:22:54.559 some embryos because of her cancer. Her She originally went 1:22:54.600 --> 1:22:56.719 to her boyfriend at the time, John Terrell, and said, 1:22:57.320 --> 1:22:58.600 do you want to give me sperm for this? And 1:22:58.640 --> 1:23:01.160 he said no, but he agreed, So I don't know 1:23:01.200 --> 1:23:03.720 if that says anything about his state of wanting to 1:23:03.720 --> 1:23:06.439 be a father. They went to a fertility clinic, signed 1:23:06.439 --> 1:23:09.320 all the documents that called the embryo's joint property, and 1:23:09.360 --> 1:23:11.800 then four days later they got married. They then did 1:23:11.840 --> 1:23:15.200 in vitro together and created seven embryos, but before they 1:23:15.240 --> 1:23:18.599 could be used, John filed for divorce. Now Ruby wants 1:23:18.640 --> 1:23:21.360 the embryos because cancer has left her unable to conceive 1:23:21.439 --> 1:23:25.280 in any other way, and John said he doesn't want 1:23:25.280 --> 1:23:28.120 to have children with Ruby, and that to me, that's 1:23:28.160 --> 1:23:31.000 his right. But he wants the embryos to be donated 1:23:31.000 --> 1:23:34.759 to another couple, so he's okay with the embryos being born. 1:23:34.880 --> 1:23:36.559 He just doesn't want his ex to be able to 1:23:36.600 --> 1:23:38.800 raise her own children. And I don't know if he 1:23:38.880 --> 1:23:41.400 presented some kind of argument to the court that she 1:23:42.400 --> 1:23:44.800 is an unfit would be an unfit mother, But that 1:23:44.880 --> 1:23:48.639 seems so spiteful to be like my ex, who only 1:23:48.720 --> 1:23:50.880 has this one chance to have children, whereas he could 1:23:50.920 --> 1:23:54.639 have children with anyone he wanted, can't have them because 1:23:55.120 --> 1:23:57.000 I don't want her to be a mom with my kid. 1:23:57.640 --> 1:24:01.000 He wants random people to raise this kid, like anyone 1:24:01.000 --> 1:24:05.080 that's you know, goes through the egg donation, adoption process 1:24:05.160 --> 1:24:08.640 or whatever. So at the time that this is all unfolding, 1:24:08.920 --> 1:24:12.000 the Arizona government steps in with a new law that 1:24:12.080 --> 1:24:16.559 directs judges to grant viable embryos to any spouse who 1:24:16.600 --> 1:24:19.559 will allow them to be born, regardless of any contract 1:24:19.560 --> 1:24:23.439 providing otherwise. So I thought that this would have affected 1:24:23.479 --> 1:24:26.839 Sophia Vergara's case if it was, but it only applies 1:24:26.880 --> 1:24:29.000 to married couples. So this guy Nikolobe would still be 1:24:29.040 --> 1:24:31.519 out of luck, but still a married couple that gets 1:24:31.560 --> 1:24:35.880 divorced in Arizona. If Sophia Vergara and her guy had 1:24:35.880 --> 1:24:38.280 been married in Arizona like they could, this guy could 1:24:38.320 --> 1:24:40.759 easily take these embryos. This is what this new law says. 1:24:41.439 --> 1:24:44.320 But it does not actually even apply to the case 1:24:44.360 --> 1:24:46.960 of Ruby and John that I'm talking about, because it 1:24:47.160 --> 1:24:50.400 was enacted into law after their shit happened, so it 1:24:50.520 --> 1:24:54.200 wasn't retroactive. So eventually a judge did rule that the 1:24:54.240 --> 1:24:57.280 embryos could not be used unless agreed to by both parties, 1:24:57.320 --> 1:24:59.960 which is like the same ruling in Sophia Vergara's case. 1:25:00.040 --> 1:25:01.599 But I hate it in this case because I feel 1:25:01.600 --> 1:25:04.960 like this guy's just being like a selfish dick and 1:25:05.000 --> 1:25:07.719 being power hungry because he doesn't mind if the kids 1:25:07.720 --> 1:25:09.559 are born, he just doesn't want her to have them. 1:25:10.240 --> 1:25:14.400 And I read this interesting quote by doctor Art Castlebaum, 1:25:14.439 --> 1:25:17.599 who is a reproductive androcrinologist, and this is his advice 1:25:17.640 --> 1:25:20.959 for women. He says, quote, most patients that I evaluate 1:25:21.000 --> 1:25:24.760 for fertility preservation will survive their cancer, not all relationships do. 1:25:25.160 --> 1:25:28.479 I encourage all women undergoing fertility preservation to take sole 1:25:28.560 --> 1:25:31.360 custody of their embryos. These embryos may be her only 1:25:31.400 --> 1:25:33.879 hope to conceive in the future, if at all possible. 1:25:33.920 --> 1:25:37.200 I also recommend quote unquote surf and turf, which is 1:25:37.280 --> 1:25:40.280 freezing some embryos created with your current partner sperm and 1:25:40.360 --> 1:25:44.160 also freezing additional eggs for future use. So that's the 1:25:44.240 --> 1:25:48.320 advice from doctor castlebaumb and I just thought those were there. 1:25:48.320 --> 1:25:50.360 Obviously those are not. Those last two cases are not 1:25:50.400 --> 1:25:54.479 what the episode's based on. But like the episode basically 1:25:54.479 --> 1:25:58.760 predicted so many cases of embryo custody, which is going 1:25:58.800 --> 1:26:01.000 on all the time now. Damn. 1:26:01.600 --> 1:26:03.559 Yeah, So that's that. 1:26:03.680 --> 1:26:04.599 For me on that. 1:26:05.120 --> 1:26:07.360 These vindictive dudes. 1:26:06.960 --> 1:26:11.760 It's like they just I mean, I think that's the 1:26:11.760 --> 1:26:15.559 core of all patriarchy shit. It's like they can't control 1:26:15.600 --> 1:26:18.439 this one thing and it's like that's all they that's 1:26:18.479 --> 1:26:22.120 the all they want to do. Yeah, And it's totally 1:26:22.520 --> 1:26:25.439 I think that the last case, the Ruby case, is 1:26:25.479 --> 1:26:28.600 totally the inspiration for Stan. It's just like a vindictive 1:26:28.880 --> 1:26:32.439 X Like they're not asking for anything from you. Just 1:26:32.560 --> 1:26:37.080 let this person who had fucking cancer have a child. 1:26:37.160 --> 1:26:41.080 And she was like, I'll sign any document that you 1:26:41.120 --> 1:26:44.280 want that. I'll never ask for money and I'll never like, 1:26:44.439 --> 1:26:47.280 you know, make you any kind of responsible person for 1:26:47.360 --> 1:26:48.800 this child. Just let me be a mom. 1:26:49.240 --> 1:26:53.000 Control. Yeah, don't marry people. It's like it's so fuck. 1:26:52.920 --> 1:26:56.040 I know, super fucked. Oh maybe he'll change his mind. 1:26:56.160 --> 1:26:59.800 I mean, who knows. It's like, but it's really fucked up. 1:27:00.280 --> 1:27:02.000 Ugh, it's just so scary. 1:27:02.120 --> 1:27:06.800 It's fucking psychopaths, psychopaths everywhere. Yeah, okay, well our guest 1:27:06.880 --> 1:27:11.000 isn't a psychopath. Do you love that? What a seamless transition. Seamless? Well, 1:27:11.000 --> 1:27:13.679 you guys are gonna love this guest. Sit right where 1:27:13.680 --> 1:27:23.960 you are. Our guest today is an actor who has 1:27:24.000 --> 1:27:27.120 played a plethora of assholes. You may know invest from 1:27:27.160 --> 1:27:29.280 his work with Amy Schumer on Life and Beth and 1:27:29.400 --> 1:27:33.160 Inside Amy Schumer. He currently has a recurring role on 1:27:33.280 --> 1:27:37.479 Usview excuse me, as Detective Terry Bruno. He's played five 1:27:37.520 --> 1:27:41.360 different characters on Sview, but today you know him as 1:27:41.479 --> 1:27:44.719 the tortured widower Scott Ryland. Guys, we had the best 1:27:44.720 --> 1:27:47.720 time chatting with Kevin Kane. Give it a listen. We're 1:27:47.800 --> 1:27:49.919 so lucky a Sview royalty. 1:27:50.160 --> 1:27:53.960 We think that you've played the most amount of different characters, 1:27:54.960 --> 1:27:55.720 we really do. 1:27:56.040 --> 1:27:57.519 There's been a lot. There's been a lot. 1:27:57.560 --> 1:28:00.160 Sometimes I forget about some of them, and some it 1:28:00.160 --> 1:28:01.160 reminds me of one. 1:28:01.360 --> 1:28:04.439 I mean, you've shot someone on courtroom steps, you've held 1:28:04.640 --> 1:28:08.200 someone hostage, you've worn a big hat, you were a 1:28:08.320 --> 1:28:11.439 racist cop on the stand, and now you're a regular. 1:28:11.520 --> 1:28:14.400 I mean you've had like such a nice bingo of 1:28:15.360 --> 1:28:18.240 yeah cool, and now you're Bruno. 1:28:18.880 --> 1:28:22.240 That's true. Yeah, I did two, Yeah I did. I 1:28:22.280 --> 1:28:25.280 actually did two of the old Law and Orders when 1:28:25.320 --> 1:28:26.960 I first moved to New York, so I did that 1:28:27.000 --> 1:28:29.519 as well. That's so. I sometimes it confused which one 1:28:29.600 --> 1:28:30.960 was which over the years. 1:28:31.000 --> 1:28:33.320 But where else do you diehard? So how did Bruno 1:28:33.400 --> 1:28:35.120 come about? They're just obsessed with you. 1:28:35.680 --> 1:28:41.280 I which is really funny because I auditioned. I you know, 1:28:41.320 --> 1:28:43.439 they would just ask me to do episodes. But there 1:28:43.479 --> 1:28:45.200 was one they asked me to come in on an audition 1:28:45.160 --> 1:28:48.800 for it because Marishka was directing it. And it was 1:28:48.840 --> 1:28:52.000 the one where I held the da hostage in a bar. 1:28:52.760 --> 1:28:54.320 But she was directing and it was like a long 1:28:54.400 --> 1:28:56.120 scene and a monolog and she just wanted to see 1:28:56.160 --> 1:28:58.160 people do it. So so I did that, and I 1:28:58.240 --> 1:29:01.479 feel like, you know, when this this Bruno role came around, 1:29:01.600 --> 1:29:03.960 she was like, you know, poking for it. 1:29:03.960 --> 1:29:06.479 Because we we we we clicked and we had such 1:29:06.520 --> 1:29:07.120 a great time. 1:29:07.960 --> 1:29:14.439 But I remember specifically during this audition explaining to her 1:29:15.200 --> 1:29:18.200 this particular episode you guys were talking about which one 1:29:18.240 --> 1:29:22.040 I was in before, and really confusing her with the 1:29:22.080 --> 1:29:24.040 premise like she was really. 1:29:26.240 --> 1:29:30.479 She was like, oh, okay, sure, well yeah, because it's 1:29:30.520 --> 1:29:33.519 not the only sperm Bank embryo episode that's true. 1:29:33.760 --> 1:29:37.719 Yeah, yeah, I think that's currently. 1:29:37.800 --> 1:29:39.800 My favorite thing is to listen to her and Ice 1:29:39.840 --> 1:29:42.840 go well remember the one with the and I'm like, what. 1:29:44.800 --> 1:29:48.680 That's so cool? Yeah, your Ice Tea's partner. It's like, 1:29:48.880 --> 1:29:49.960 is that mind boggling? 1:29:51.320 --> 1:29:52.400 Yeah? 1:29:52.479 --> 1:29:57.160 Yeah. He's got a podcast. 1:29:57.720 --> 1:30:00.400 Have you guys listened to It's a huge fan Wait 1:30:00.479 --> 1:30:01.920 is it the Final Level podcast? 1:30:01.920 --> 1:30:03.760 Because I thought he stopped doing it. 1:30:03.760 --> 1:30:05.640 It's really short, like it's like a quote of the 1:30:05.720 --> 1:30:09.240 day and he gives you the story about you know, came. 1:30:09.120 --> 1:30:10.720 From me, a new one. I used to listen to 1:30:11.000 --> 1:30:11.920 a new podcast. 1:30:12.360 --> 1:30:14.880 He had another podcast called The Final Level that I loved, 1:30:14.920 --> 1:30:17.320 and he would interview really interesting people and I really 1:30:17.400 --> 1:30:17.640 liked that. 1:30:18.080 --> 1:30:21.240 Yeah, it's the new one. 1:30:21.320 --> 1:30:23.880 Is is like a little sampling of what it's like 1:30:23.920 --> 1:30:26.519 to do a scene room because he'll say something and 1:30:26.560 --> 1:30:28.320 I'll tell you the story where it came from, and 1:30:29.040 --> 1:30:30.240 I'm just in a rapture. 1:30:32.120 --> 1:30:34.840 Can you share any ice cold facts? 1:30:35.200 --> 1:30:39.040 I mean, he's got to know because there he's got 1:30:39.120 --> 1:30:42.960 one every day. He's got one every day, And and 1:30:43.520 --> 1:30:47.720 I think that he's just he's kind of like the 1:30:47.880 --> 1:30:51.120 always ever bright light in the room. Like he's always 1:30:51.120 --> 1:30:54.120 like in the best mood. He's always like not taking 1:30:54.160 --> 1:30:57.120 anything anyone seriously and just like just making it a 1:30:57.160 --> 1:31:00.000 great time. So he's the one everybody kind of gravitated 1:31:00.160 --> 1:31:01.080 when he starts to talk. 1:31:01.439 --> 1:31:03.160 Yeah. 1:31:03.200 --> 1:31:06.439 So, so Terry Bruno is like a series regular now 1:31:06.560 --> 1:31:07.639 or like, what's the story? 1:31:08.280 --> 1:31:10.000 I don't know. We'll see, We'll see. I don't know. 1:31:10.160 --> 1:31:11.519 It feels like it's headed that way. 1:31:12.080 --> 1:31:14.439 I've done a couple that have an air and I'm 1:31:14.439 --> 1:31:15.559 going to go do one more in a. 1:31:15.479 --> 1:31:16.000 Couple of weeks. 1:31:16.200 --> 1:31:17.799 Yeah, cool, see what happens. 1:31:18.000 --> 1:31:21.280 We always love it. I love this rich guy. It's 1:31:21.360 --> 1:31:24.439 like what the squad needed someone to throw money at. 1:31:24.680 --> 1:31:27.560 I just love it. Trade watch for evidence. 1:31:28.240 --> 1:31:30.320 My favorite part is that he's a rich guy but 1:31:30.760 --> 1:31:32.439 that always has cash on him. 1:31:32.840 --> 1:31:34.880 He's always gotta stack a cash. 1:31:35.040 --> 1:31:37.920 We talk about a lot on this podcast about how 1:31:37.960 --> 1:31:41.200 like the first like the Munch seasons were really funny 1:31:41.200 --> 1:31:43.960 because they had this comedian on there, and we were 1:31:43.960 --> 1:31:45.880 talking about how like you're adding a little bit of 1:31:45.880 --> 1:31:48.519 comedy back into it like these current seasons, because I 1:31:48.520 --> 1:31:50.800 feel like your character's got like a little bit of humor. 1:31:50.920 --> 1:31:52.200 Right, Yeah, it's. 1:31:52.280 --> 1:31:53.840 It's been fun. 1:31:53.880 --> 1:31:56.800 It's been fun to David Graziano is like really, he's 1:31:56.840 --> 1:31:59.479 just like a really smart, funny guy and like, you know, 1:32:00.240 --> 1:32:02.639 he's got a lot, but he's like a Brooklyn guy, 1:32:02.720 --> 1:32:05.240 you know, so so I think it comes. 1:32:05.000 --> 1:32:05.559 Out a little bit. 1:32:05.600 --> 1:32:08.120 He uses kind of brunout of Fred, you know, a 1:32:08.160 --> 1:32:10.720 street guy that can like quote some Shakespeare every once 1:32:10.760 --> 1:32:11.120 in a while. 1:32:11.160 --> 1:32:19.120 Yeah, love that looking at your you know, you play 1:32:19.120 --> 1:32:21.360 a lot of cops and then on Inside Amy Schumer 1:32:21.680 --> 1:32:23.640 you do play a lot of assholes. 1:32:23.320 --> 1:32:26.120 And then a lot of assholes. 1:32:25.520 --> 1:32:27.160 And then Life after Beth. 1:32:27.200 --> 1:32:29.519 He's such a dick, Like what but you you seem 1:32:29.640 --> 1:32:31.880 so nice and like we talk to our friends who 1:32:31.960 --> 1:32:33.880 know you, and you just seem so great, Like what 1:32:34.840 --> 1:32:35.719 cops and dicks? 1:32:35.760 --> 1:32:36.720 What is it? 1:32:36.920 --> 1:32:38.360 Yeah? Do you think you have got face? 1:32:39.479 --> 1:32:42.560 I I'm just irish. I think that's just like a punishment, 1:32:42.800 --> 1:32:43.000 you know. 1:32:44.120 --> 1:32:44.519 Yeah. 1:32:44.560 --> 1:32:47.479 But with Amy, like Amy and I've been Amy and 1:32:47.520 --> 1:32:54.479 I've been working together for like Jesus sixteen years, and 1:32:54.520 --> 1:32:56.120 we know each other really. We always say like we 1:32:56.200 --> 1:32:58.000 know where the bodies are buried with each other. 1:32:58.080 --> 1:33:02.559 So she always, and I'm quoting her, she says, I 1:33:02.560 --> 1:33:04.800 always put myself out there as a piece of shit, 1:33:05.360 --> 1:33:07.559 but everyone thinks you're a nice guy. So whenever we 1:33:07.640 --> 1:33:11.000 have a chance to do something together, she's like determined 1:33:11.320 --> 1:33:13.240 to make everyone see the piece of shit. 1:33:13.120 --> 1:33:16.280 That I am. 1:33:17.280 --> 1:33:21.519 So so yeah, so this is it's intentional abuse. 1:33:21.560 --> 1:33:22.639 I suffer all the time. 1:33:23.720 --> 1:33:29.080 What makes you guys such good? Like artistic partners? For 1:33:29.120 --> 1:33:29.599 so long? 1:33:31.600 --> 1:33:35.000 You know, we trained as actors together, and we started 1:33:35.040 --> 1:33:37.720 a theater company together, and we used to do these 1:33:37.760 --> 1:33:43.320 like comedy fundraisers because she was she was at that 1:33:43.360 --> 1:33:45.200 point of stand up where she didn't have she didn't 1:33:45.200 --> 1:33:47.640 need six people to get on stage. You know, she 1:33:47.760 --> 1:33:50.320 was just at that point right before last comic standing 1:33:50.479 --> 1:33:55.240 and and you know we would start throwing these comedy fundraisers, 1:33:55.280 --> 1:33:57.120 and we just kind of hustled together and we would 1:33:57.160 --> 1:34:00.240 just we grew up very similar and we just kind 1:34:00.240 --> 1:34:03.679 of share the same brain sometimes, which is really dark 1:34:03.760 --> 1:34:08.720 sometimes that we don't share, but comedically it works, and 1:34:08.880 --> 1:34:11.920 I think, I think, really it's like we would put 1:34:11.960 --> 1:34:15.080 these comedy shows together in a way to fundraise for 1:34:15.240 --> 1:34:18.080 serious theater. So for me, comedy was just like a 1:34:18.160 --> 1:34:20.000 thing that was like, oh, you want to do this, 1:34:20.080 --> 1:34:21.760 all right, let's just do it. Like I just kind 1:34:21.760 --> 1:34:24.320 of like it wasn't begrudgingly, but it was just kind 1:34:24.320 --> 1:34:27.599 of bumbling and stumbling finding myself there, you know. 1:34:27.880 --> 1:34:31.040 Yeah, totally okay, So okay, wait, so let's get back 1:34:31.080 --> 1:34:34.920 to some SVU And how's working with Marishka. 1:34:35.200 --> 1:34:40.800 She's she's great, She's she's she's you know, I don't 1:34:40.800 --> 1:34:42.599 know when you get like a number one on a show, 1:34:42.680 --> 1:34:43.920 and especially a show that's been. 1:34:43.840 --> 1:34:44.400 On that long. 1:34:44.560 --> 1:34:48.720 Like she like she she gives so much of a 1:34:48.760 --> 1:34:52.000 ship for every scene, like she's in it. She's ready 1:34:52.040 --> 1:34:54.719 to fix things, change dial like whatever makes it better, 1:34:54.800 --> 1:34:58.000 and she's still enthused every day to make it the 1:34:58.040 --> 1:35:01.080 best it could be, which is really which is really 1:35:01.160 --> 1:35:03.240 nice to be around from coming from a show like 1:35:03.400 --> 1:35:06.040 making a show where you're like all that stresses on 1:35:06.080 --> 1:35:06.599 you all the time. 1:35:06.920 --> 1:35:09.600 You know, you're like, okay, that's it's your job to 1:35:09.640 --> 1:35:10.920 figure out go for it, you know. 1:35:11.960 --> 1:35:14.360 Right? Do you ever watch anything you're in? 1:35:15.040 --> 1:35:17.360 I mean sometimes the stuff here we're editing, so I have, 1:35:17.560 --> 1:35:19.320 like I kind of force that gunpoint to watch it. 1:35:19.520 --> 1:35:20.439 Most times I don't. 1:35:21.479 --> 1:35:23.920 So, but what about these current like Bruno episodes. You 1:35:24.000 --> 1:35:24.599 watch in those? 1:35:25.920 --> 1:35:27.760 Yeah, because they'll show me things or I have to 1:35:27.760 --> 1:35:29.920 go do a dr and I'm like yeah, yeah and 1:35:29.960 --> 1:35:30.519 all that stuff. 1:35:30.560 --> 1:35:34.120 So so yeah, yeah, but I will watch the ones 1:35:34.160 --> 1:35:35.840 in between then I'm not in, just to kind of 1:35:35.880 --> 1:35:37.439 catch up with what's going on. 1:35:37.840 --> 1:35:40.559 Right, See everybody else, I love watching their scenes. 1:35:40.760 --> 1:35:42.720 Oh my god, Well do you remember where you guys 1:35:42.800 --> 1:35:45.640 shot that airport, like the big hangar that seemed like 1:35:45.680 --> 1:35:47.799 a big I feel. 1:35:47.560 --> 1:35:50.040 Like it was like like a small airport up in 1:35:50.200 --> 1:35:51.640 Nayak is what it was. 1:35:51.840 --> 1:35:53.120 Oh that makes sense. 1:35:53.200 --> 1:35:58.880 And it was active and busy and loud and at 1:35:58.920 --> 1:36:02.080 the time was like a starving actor. Chris Maloney said, 1:36:02.080 --> 1:36:06.479 the most beautiful thing, and he says, this place is 1:36:06.479 --> 1:36:08.519 a fucking mess. You're gonna get another payday out of 1:36:08.520 --> 1:36:12.120 this in the booth, and I was like, I can 1:36:12.200 --> 1:36:12.879 think about. 1:36:12.640 --> 1:36:14.200 It was like I'm gonna get more money, I'm gonna 1:36:14.240 --> 1:36:14.599 have work. 1:36:14.439 --> 1:36:16.640 Another day on here, and I did I have to 1:36:16.640 --> 1:36:18.360 go re record so many lines like. 1:36:18.680 --> 1:36:22.120 Oh my god, I'm Maloney. Any other Maloney memories. 1:36:22.320 --> 1:36:24.920 Well, I remember it was when we were this is 1:36:25.000 --> 1:36:26.439 what I do remember the episode. 1:36:26.520 --> 1:36:27.040 I remember that. 1:36:28.640 --> 1:36:36.160 I remember that particular airport scene. That script was approved 1:36:39.000 --> 1:36:42.320 pre a writer strike that year. So the writers went 1:36:42.360 --> 1:36:45.040 on strike, and so we were shooting that. 1:36:45.400 --> 1:36:47.040 Script and. 1:36:48.800 --> 1:36:52.600 Like you had to verbatim, like you couldn't change a word, 1:36:53.120 --> 1:36:55.800 like that was the agreement, like you shoot shot exactly 1:36:55.880 --> 1:36:58.720 that script. So I remember being a tightrope of like 1:36:58.960 --> 1:37:01.679 you know, you get them about a contraction and things 1:37:01.720 --> 1:37:04.880 like that. It was like very, very very and there 1:37:04.880 --> 1:37:07.240 were lines like he just didn't want to say and 1:37:07.320 --> 1:37:10.639 so I remember him. I remember him just like kind 1:37:10.680 --> 1:37:12.960 of like making a weird face or something like that. 1:37:13.000 --> 1:37:17.000 So they wouldn't use that line, and I just kept watching. 1:37:17.040 --> 1:37:19.160 I was like, Oh, that's pretty like he's he was 1:37:19.200 --> 1:37:22.479 like making the cuts for him in his head. And 1:37:22.240 --> 1:37:26.720 I remember I remember that specifically. I got to work 1:37:26.760 --> 1:37:29.040 with him a few years later on a movie we 1:37:29.040 --> 1:37:34.080 were doing called Snatched, and I brought it up to him, 1:37:34.080 --> 1:37:35.519 but he did not remember it. 1:37:36.040 --> 1:37:36.560 I took it. 1:37:38.360 --> 1:37:41.040 Well, we hear he's like a really intense actor and 1:37:41.200 --> 1:37:44.080 very focused in a ways stretching. Is he sillier when 1:37:44.080 --> 1:37:47.479 he's on a Snatched type set and doing comedy, it's 1:37:47.600 --> 1:37:48.400 still intense. 1:37:49.720 --> 1:37:49.760 No. 1:37:49.880 --> 1:37:51.880 I don't remember him as being intense on Snatch, so 1:37:51.880 --> 1:37:53.840 I think he was just having fun. It also wasn't 1:37:53.840 --> 1:37:55.479 his element, you know, and he was coming in and 1:37:55.520 --> 1:37:57.960 he got to come in and have a good time, 1:37:58.120 --> 1:38:00.120 and it was like it was it was crazy, was 1:38:00.160 --> 1:38:01.960 like Goldie Hawn was on set. It was like a 1:38:02.000 --> 1:38:04.880 whole thing. So sometimes I don't know, I witnessed him 1:38:04.960 --> 1:38:05.759 just have a great time. 1:38:06.120 --> 1:38:06.800 Yeah, I see that. 1:38:06.840 --> 1:38:09.479 Your character's name in that movie is hot guy, which 1:38:09.560 --> 1:38:10.960 is that's nice? 1:38:11.040 --> 1:38:12.800 Yeah? Yeah, you got you. 1:38:12.720 --> 1:38:14.120 Gotta like that when you get it all. 1:38:15.920 --> 1:38:18.360 If you if you, if you watch it, thug still 1:38:18.400 --> 1:38:19.040 a piece of ship. 1:38:20.880 --> 1:38:22.280 All right, well you can go down. And then you 1:38:22.320 --> 1:38:25.599 were full uniform? Oh were you on the courtroom steps 1:38:25.640 --> 1:38:26.520 and inconceivable? 1:38:26.800 --> 1:38:29.360 Did you care that this is my is my. 1:38:30.880 --> 1:38:34.920 This was another one where I'm like I'm gonna, like 1:38:35.120 --> 1:38:37.280 I'm gonna do my preparation. I'm gonna kill a man. 1:38:38.120 --> 1:38:38.960 I'm gonna do you know. 1:38:39.120 --> 1:38:43.320 I was like really like really preps and really like 1:38:43.400 --> 1:38:46.360 I was in the mindset of just murdering a human being. 1:38:47.240 --> 1:38:49.360 I just it was gonna be so cool and traumatic. 1:38:49.400 --> 1:38:54.040 And when we get to the court, you know the steps, 1:38:54.040 --> 1:38:56.680 they had all these like kind of journalists and they 1:38:56.720 --> 1:38:58.439 were trying to hide me a little bit because they 1:38:58.439 --> 1:39:01.120 catch me on like a surveillance cameras something. I remember 1:39:01.160 --> 1:39:05.920 this like, but there's a rule like you can't even 1:39:05.960 --> 1:39:09.280 have a prop gun on the courthouse steps and you 1:39:09.360 --> 1:39:10.679 can't make a noise. 1:39:11.880 --> 1:39:14.559 So here I am, and I was the. 1:39:14.600 --> 1:39:18.080 Cue for all the like kind of reporters that duck 1:39:18.120 --> 1:39:20.320 and cover and run and scream and all that stuff. 1:39:20.840 --> 1:39:22.840 So I literally had to like go up to the 1:39:22.880 --> 1:39:27.120 steps really get myself there, like I'm gonna kill this man, 1:39:27.640 --> 1:39:31.000 and put my fingers out and scream the word bang 1:39:32.479 --> 1:39:35.120 to cue everybody. It was just like the most deflating 1:39:35.280 --> 1:39:37.720 and like it was. 1:39:37.800 --> 1:39:39.000 It was a finger gun. 1:39:39.120 --> 1:39:42.519 That's one finger gun, bang, and then that was it. 1:39:43.040 --> 1:39:44.479 Wow, that's some inside Scoop. 1:39:44.520 --> 1:39:47.880 I didn't know, Yeah I do, so remember like, you know, 1:39:48.080 --> 1:39:50.040 your daydream about it the day before. 1:39:50.120 --> 1:39:52.800 What's it gonna be, Like how you're gonna look? How 1:39:52.800 --> 1:39:53.760 are you gonna shoot the guy? 1:39:53.880 --> 1:39:57.800 And yeah, like practice your hold on the gun? 1:39:57.960 --> 1:40:02.919 Yeah yeah, yeah, that's so good. 1:40:03.320 --> 1:40:04.400 Oh my god. 1:40:04.760 --> 1:40:08.200 Well I would like to move to nationwide man high 1:40:08.600 --> 1:40:11.000 where you're in a big when you have that big 1:40:11.080 --> 1:40:14.880 highway patrol hat, it's raining, there's wind, you're having to 1:40:14.920 --> 1:40:16.080 like talk to everyone. 1:40:16.240 --> 1:40:20.280 Can you tell us about that? That seemed like exciting 1:40:20.840 --> 1:40:22.160 to shoot? Fun? 1:40:22.280 --> 1:40:27.720 Yeah, cool hat? It was. It was just one of 1:40:27.800 --> 1:40:30.879 those times where they asked me to do this role. 1:40:31.720 --> 1:40:33.320 And then I got up there and then I'm like 1:40:33.520 --> 1:40:37.040 they're putting the costume and I'm like, I was like, 1:40:37.400 --> 1:40:38.599 did Jonathan mess up? 1:40:38.720 --> 1:40:38.960 Was this? 1:40:39.200 --> 1:40:40.800 Was this supposed to be for somebody else? 1:40:40.960 --> 1:40:41.040 Like? 1:40:41.120 --> 1:40:44.840 I didn't like it? Just I just remember looking at 1:40:44.840 --> 1:40:46.600 myself in this hat. I'm like, is this is this 1:40:46.720 --> 1:40:51.040 me right now? Like I don't know. But it was fun. 1:40:51.080 --> 1:40:52.120 It was a fun. 1:40:54.400 --> 1:40:59.000 Work with Peter, which is always a great great time. 1:40:59.240 --> 1:41:03.559 He's too how that man didn't end up in comedies 1:41:03.640 --> 1:41:07.160 is is is beyond me? Because he just people just 1:41:07.200 --> 1:41:08.840 sit back and let him go on set. 1:41:09.040 --> 1:41:14.040 And uh yeah, it was just running through like these 1:41:14.080 --> 1:41:15.920 neighborhoods near like Sing Sing Prison. 1:41:16.439 --> 1:41:17.679 It was it was a great time. 1:41:17.760 --> 1:41:19.360 I can't believe you were in Sing Sing And was 1:41:19.400 --> 1:41:21.080 it really raining or was that fake rain? 1:41:21.439 --> 1:41:22.000 It was real? 1:41:23.479 --> 1:41:24.599 So was that written in the sky? 1:41:25.160 --> 1:41:27.559 Kind I've kind of. 1:41:27.560 --> 1:41:31.240 Learned that, like on a s few It's been something 1:41:31.280 --> 1:41:33.439 that I've quietly kept to myself. But like you know, 1:41:33.560 --> 1:41:35.320 like on these other shows I'm doing, like it's like, 1:41:35.960 --> 1:41:38.000 here's the weather report. We're gonna be there, like, no, 1:41:38.160 --> 1:41:40.559 it's raining, You're gonna have this, and you just go. 1:41:40.840 --> 1:41:44.360 They don't. They don't stop for anything. No, it's raining 1:41:44.360 --> 1:41:45.479 in the scene now you know. 1:41:46.040 --> 1:41:47.559 Oh so that was even planned? 1:41:48.560 --> 1:41:51.439 I don't think so. No, I think it just kind 1:41:51.439 --> 1:41:52.360 of worked out that way. 1:41:52.840 --> 1:41:53.160 Cool. 1:41:53.880 --> 1:41:59.080 Yeah, we did this one with the this season with 1:41:59.120 --> 1:42:03.280 the ambulance driver, oh gode yes, and I just ended 1:42:03.360 --> 1:42:06.000 up looking so cool when those looking It was just 1:42:06.160 --> 1:42:09.400 and just because it just happened to be raining coming 1:42:09.400 --> 1:42:11.240 off the street and everything, and it was kind of cool, 1:42:11.320 --> 1:42:13.760 like it just that's the way it worked out. 1:42:13.920 --> 1:42:15.000 That one really fucked Kara. 1:42:15.280 --> 1:42:20.280 Yeah, that episode was fucked up, man, just like the 1:42:20.320 --> 1:42:22.760 cold open, like he didn't that the leg was up. 1:42:22.960 --> 1:42:25.160 It was very graphic for a cold open, like you 1:42:25.320 --> 1:42:28.120 just you just settled into the episode and it's like boom, 1:42:28.160 --> 1:42:29.640 like it was really. 1:42:30.000 --> 1:42:34.479 I kept making Molly laugh making uh during that episode 1:42:34.479 --> 1:42:37.680 because I kept really trying to understand the timeline of 1:42:37.720 --> 1:42:40.719 this guy whose wife cheated on him. 1:42:41.160 --> 1:42:42.439 So what he decided to. 1:42:42.320 --> 1:42:47.200 Do, Yes, go to an auction outbid somebody for an 1:42:47.200 --> 1:42:52.720 ambulance and then go online buy the equipment by the 1:42:52.840 --> 1:42:56.519 uniform the correct patches, and then figure out how to 1:42:56.520 --> 1:42:57.360 stop traffic light. 1:42:57.479 --> 1:43:00.080 Yeah, and then figure out how to jam traffic light. 1:43:00.240 --> 1:43:03.400 Like that rage to get revenge for his wife was 1:43:03.439 --> 1:43:06.439 burning so long, yes and prop and. 1:43:06.400 --> 1:43:08.360 Then at the end she's just like she doesn't love 1:43:08.439 --> 1:43:09.640 me anymore. 1:43:09.240 --> 1:43:12.920 Like yeah, wild, it's like a wild episode. 1:43:17.640 --> 1:43:18.160 I'm glad. 1:43:18.479 --> 1:43:18.960 I'm glad. 1:43:18.960 --> 1:43:20.960 I'm not the only one that was like, what's going on? 1:43:21.120 --> 1:43:26.120 Okay, Well you've been with all the guys like Maloney, 1:43:26.600 --> 1:43:28.840 you met Danny Pino or maybe not? 1:43:28.920 --> 1:43:31.600 And then Scanavino, do you have a favorite s. 1:43:34.320 --> 1:43:35.439 An Svu hunk? 1:43:35.560 --> 1:43:35.760 Yeah? 1:43:35.800 --> 1:43:36.479 Who's your favorite? 1:43:36.479 --> 1:43:41.000 I mean Ice, Ice Ice Ice, Yeah, Ice. 1:43:41.240 --> 1:43:43.439 Yeah, and I think Peter would would vote that too. 1:43:44.560 --> 1:43:47.040 We were like, we went to his star on the 1:43:47.080 --> 1:43:49.960 Walk of Fame ceremony a few weeks ago, Oh did 1:43:50.000 --> 1:43:52.840 you Yeah, and we Kara snuck us into the press 1:43:52.880 --> 1:43:55.320 area because the fan area sucked and I was like, 1:43:55.479 --> 1:43:58.160 we gotta get we gotta get closer, and she got 1:43:58.200 --> 1:44:00.959 us in and it was yeah. 1:44:00.840 --> 1:44:02.240 We we had a glass. 1:44:02.760 --> 1:44:03.200 Yeah. 1:44:03.240 --> 1:44:05.640 And then yeah, Marishka was breathtaking. 1:44:05.720 --> 1:44:08.040 I don't know how you like, are next to her 1:44:08.080 --> 1:44:10.439 all the time being directed. It was just kind of 1:44:10.920 --> 1:44:13.840 we both felt overwhelmed, but I guess you're working. 1:44:14.280 --> 1:44:15.200 We were overwhelmed. 1:44:15.880 --> 1:44:20.360 Yeah, yeah, yeah, she's you know, I don't know. 1:44:21.080 --> 1:44:23.360 She was glammed up too. She was really glamed up 1:44:23.400 --> 1:44:23.880 for the events. 1:44:23.880 --> 1:44:26.000 And we were like whoa, you know yeah, because we 1:44:26.040 --> 1:44:28.280 were standing and she walked by and we like we 1:44:28.320 --> 1:44:30.720 both wanted to say something and we both just kind 1:44:30.720 --> 1:44:32.400 of like we just couldn't. 1:44:32.439 --> 1:44:33.320 We waved quietly. 1:44:34.360 --> 1:44:34.559 You know. 1:44:34.680 --> 1:44:36.920 Her and I just clicked on this episode where she 1:44:36.960 --> 1:44:39.320 because I was like the guy that she had to 1:44:39.560 --> 1:44:41.479 really sit with and direct and all that stuff. So 1:44:41.520 --> 1:44:45.040 we we bonded years ago and stayed in touch, and 1:44:45.720 --> 1:44:51.160 you know, her and her husband do these amazing Christmas cards, 1:44:51.200 --> 1:44:53.240 Like they put a lot of effort into it, and 1:44:53.520 --> 1:44:56.800 I felt very privileged to get on the Christmas card 1:44:56.800 --> 1:44:58.760 list after that episode. 1:44:58.439 --> 1:45:00.640 The Christmas cardless. 1:45:00.120 --> 1:45:02.400 So I you know, I've been I've known her for 1:45:02.400 --> 1:45:03.240 a few years now. 1:45:03.840 --> 1:45:08.000 But well when the instagram, that was a big moment 1:45:08.040 --> 1:45:11.040 when she wore the Bruno shirt. That instagram really rocked 1:45:11.080 --> 1:45:11.920 the sview fans. 1:45:11.960 --> 1:45:18.639 I would say, I I had a you know, someone 1:45:18.680 --> 1:45:20.519 came up to the trailer and was like, hey, could 1:45:20.520 --> 1:45:23.679 you Mark wants to come by, And she's like, actually, 1:45:23.720 --> 1:45:25.200 could you go to her? You know, and I'm like, oh, 1:45:25.280 --> 1:45:27.519 she probably wants to change the scene. She's something bumping 1:45:27.560 --> 1:45:29.200 her like where you know, we're going to fix it. 1:45:29.200 --> 1:45:29.840 We'll figure it out. 1:45:30.479 --> 1:45:34.519 We do all the time. And then I opened the 1:45:34.560 --> 1:45:36.599 door and she's she's got her jacket and she just 1:45:36.760 --> 1:45:40.639 spins around Bruno's shirt. She's like, we got to take 1:45:40.640 --> 1:45:41.120 a picture. 1:45:43.400 --> 1:45:45.960 Well, the one that she directed you in is intent. 1:45:46.120 --> 1:45:47.880 Well, at first you think you're going to be the 1:45:47.880 --> 1:45:50.360 classic like a piece of shit husband who's like we're 1:45:50.360 --> 1:45:53.799 not pressing charges, and then you're a really extra supportive husband. 1:45:54.240 --> 1:45:56.800 How was that monologue with the gun like being was 1:45:56.800 --> 1:45:58.880 that intent? You also had one line that kind of 1:45:59.080 --> 1:46:01.439 you're crying but you were so you say, but to me, 1:46:01.520 --> 1:46:05.160 she's a goddess. And was that like a funny line 1:46:05.200 --> 1:46:07.559 to have to say very seriously while crying with a gun. 1:46:11.840 --> 1:46:15.920 It It probably bumped me because I have no recollection 1:46:16.040 --> 1:46:18.679 of that line. I probably would have remembered it if 1:46:18.479 --> 1:46:23.400 it if it stayed with me, But I do have this. 1:46:24.240 --> 1:46:26.920 If I turn my video off, is there a photo? 1:46:27.040 --> 1:46:27.120 Oh? 1:46:27.200 --> 1:46:28.880 Yeah, I see you holding a beer with a gun. 1:46:29.000 --> 1:46:29.479 Yeah? 1:46:29.720 --> 1:46:30.719 Oh my god. 1:46:31.320 --> 1:46:35.920 I love it because my brother screen captured that. He goes, 1:46:35.960 --> 1:46:38.639 this is you every time someone says they're leaving when 1:46:38.640 --> 1:46:39.160 you're at a bar. 1:46:42.640 --> 1:46:46.040 I love that. That was definitely me in my twenties too. 1:46:46.080 --> 1:46:48.080 I'd be like, you're not going anywhere? 1:46:48.080 --> 1:46:52.719 Were we talking about it? Oh my god, that's so funny. 1:46:52.880 --> 1:46:54.760 I wonder how much jail time he got. All of 1:46:54.800 --> 1:46:56.240 your characters are complicated. 1:46:56.320 --> 1:46:59.040 These guys, it's very complicated. You know they're in cups, 1:46:59.080 --> 1:47:01.920 but you feel bad. It's it's a tough thing to 1:47:01.960 --> 1:47:02.599 do on that show. 1:47:02.840 --> 1:47:04.200 So you have a five year old and then you 1:47:04.320 --> 1:47:06.080 just had another baby. 1:47:06.320 --> 1:47:07.880 No, just a five year old. 1:47:07.880 --> 1:47:09.639 Oh, just a five year old. Oh, I thought okay, 1:47:09.640 --> 1:47:10.040 I thought. 1:47:09.920 --> 1:47:12.599 Well, I said baby because I thought it was a baby, 1:47:12.680 --> 1:47:18.360 and my bad, it's five year old. Yeah, this is amazing, 1:47:18.400 --> 1:47:21.320 and we know where to find you life life from 1:47:21.640 --> 1:47:22.400 a SVU. 1:47:22.640 --> 1:47:23.799 Currently, that's amazing. 1:47:23.840 --> 1:47:27.599 Currently, that's it. I I'm sleeping little. 1:47:27.840 --> 1:47:30.160 I love it though. That's this is so great. I mean, 1:47:30.160 --> 1:47:32.639 I hope, we hope that Bruno's around for a while. 1:47:32.640 --> 1:47:33.200 We like him. 1:47:33.680 --> 1:47:37.640 Yeah, it's feat Yeah, just just my cat. It's like 1:47:37.680 --> 1:47:38.160 the props. 1:47:38.200 --> 1:47:41.320 They they hand me your badge, your gun, and they 1:47:41.320 --> 1:47:42.680 had me on money clips. 1:47:42.320 --> 1:47:42.559 With a. 1:47:47.760 --> 1:47:48.759 Well that was thrilling. 1:47:48.880 --> 1:47:51.679 We talked to somebody from a trailer for the first time. 1:47:51.720 --> 1:47:54.120 I think that's the first trailer interview we've done. We 1:47:54.160 --> 1:47:56.120 also talked to someone for the first time who's currently 1:47:56.160 --> 1:47:58.600 appearing on the show. Like, I mean, we've talked to 1:47:58.640 --> 1:48:01.160 Kelly Giddish and she's kind of in it out, but 1:48:02.520 --> 1:48:05.639 we haven't talked to somebody who's like a current possible 1:48:05.680 --> 1:48:06.519 future regular. 1:48:06.640 --> 1:48:08.920 I feel like they're gonna and I keep saying this 1:48:09.000 --> 1:48:11.400 and I will never stop. He is also I think 1:48:11.439 --> 1:48:15.200 the record holder of playing five different characters on this Yeah, 1:48:15.240 --> 1:48:18.800 and and different hats, different full personalities. He's not just 1:48:18.840 --> 1:48:22.240 a loose bailiff, which is also cool, no knocking, But 1:48:22.280 --> 1:48:26.720 I'm just saying, like, full realized characters with lines like 1:48:26.760 --> 1:48:28.120 that has to be Dick Wolfe. 1:48:28.240 --> 1:48:29.120 Universe loves him. 1:48:29.479 --> 1:48:33.759 If you know somebody who's done six separate characters who 1:48:33.880 --> 1:48:36.120 matches him at five or beats him at six, please 1:48:36.200 --> 1:48:37.000 write us all. 1:48:37.200 --> 1:48:39.400 We have a mole on the inside who definitely has 1:48:39.400 --> 1:48:41.120 a connection with Jonathan Strauss. 1:48:41.120 --> 1:48:42.920 So she you. 1:48:42.880 --> 1:48:46.760 Know, if anyone has she let us go Jonathan so 1:48:47.160 --> 1:48:49.040 or Julie Martin does the rest or? 1:48:49.120 --> 1:48:49.719 She a producer. 1:48:49.760 --> 1:48:52.320 I always forget the title cards. 1:48:52.360 --> 1:48:54.920 Who's who? She's a producer, Julian producer. 1:48:54.960 --> 1:48:58.400 But what's our post mortem on this fucking episode? That 1:48:58.439 --> 1:49:00.880 there's people are desperate to have children and they go 1:49:00.920 --> 1:49:02.760 to a lot of wild lengths to do it. 1:49:03.240 --> 1:49:06.160 And then there's psychopath religious nuts that are on the 1:49:06.240 --> 1:49:11.479 sidelines that will not let other people do what they want. 1:49:11.640 --> 1:49:14.960 I don't like their opinions matter more than everyone. And 1:49:15.000 --> 1:49:19.639 it's like, you have these beliefs, yet you then murder 1:49:20.120 --> 1:49:21.280 based on your beliefs. 1:49:21.400 --> 1:49:25.760 You deserve life in jail. Yeah, you did the wrong, 1:49:25.880 --> 1:49:29.799 Like you want to gain if you believe so deeply 1:49:29.840 --> 1:49:32.320 that life begins at embryos or whatever, and then you're 1:49:32.320 --> 1:49:35.320 gonna steal a fucking bad of embryos. Don't use FedEx 1:49:35.400 --> 1:49:37.240 to bring them back, like I don't know hand deliver. 1:49:37.360 --> 1:49:41.080 Let's get like they melted in because they got lost 1:49:41.080 --> 1:49:42.080 on a UPS truck. 1:49:42.160 --> 1:49:42.960 Isn't that what it happened. 1:49:43.000 --> 1:49:45.920 They didn't want accountability, they didn't want to get in trouble. 1:49:45.960 --> 1:49:48.760 They wanted to wash their hands clean of it. I mean, 1:49:48.840 --> 1:49:51.960 to not even do a courier service to fuck you're right, yeah, 1:49:52.000 --> 1:49:54.240 to do just fucking qps. 1:49:53.960 --> 1:49:57.240 Hire one of your fanatic religious people to wear a 1:49:58.200 --> 1:49:59.920 like a hoodie and run in and drop off the 1:50:00.400 --> 1:50:03.839 I mean, it's like when you did overnight shipping like wild. 1:50:04.800 --> 1:50:08.360 It's so fucked up. It's really fucked up this episode. 1:50:08.400 --> 1:50:11.879 And to like do all this the pain and science, 1:50:11.920 --> 1:50:15.639 So taking all these embryos, implanting them in someone, maybe 1:50:15.680 --> 1:50:19.240 it works, maybe it doesn't. When you're against gays and 1:50:19.360 --> 1:50:25.600 lesbians adopting, when you're against non Christians adopting, when you're 1:50:25.840 --> 1:50:30.280 not helping children that are alive and well that need help, 1:50:31.720 --> 1:50:36.000 it's it's mental illness. This is not You're not a 1:50:36.040 --> 1:50:39.839 good Berth. It's just it's mind boggling. I don't understand. 1:50:40.040 --> 1:50:42.320 Yeah, it's like a cognitive dissonance that we can never 1:50:42.360 --> 1:50:46.240 really wrap our heads around because it's just so insane. 1:50:46.840 --> 1:50:51.439 But in Vitro, like this episode's so wild because it's 1:50:51.439 --> 1:50:55.760 from season nine. But like now I just feel like 1:50:55.760 --> 1:50:59.559 in Vitro is so uncontroversial, Like it's just it's all 1:50:59.600 --> 1:51:01.800 the time. It's half the people I know that are 1:51:01.960 --> 1:51:05.719 conceiving that's what they're doing. And but I will say, 1:51:06.280 --> 1:51:10.320 fighting over embryos, there's all this like new like cultivating 1:51:10.520 --> 1:51:13.639 eggs from your disabled daughter. I mean there's a lot 1:51:13.720 --> 1:51:15.800 going on in this episode that is controversial. 1:51:16.680 --> 1:51:21.759 Yeah, and the reasoning with that mom was strange about 1:51:21.800 --> 1:51:25.240 like the lineage and your name Doe, get over yourself. 1:51:25.920 --> 1:51:30.160 Why can't we all get over ourselves? I don't get 1:51:30.240 --> 1:51:34.240 that either. Right, It's like it's okay, your name means nothing. 1:51:34.600 --> 1:51:38.320 Like even peoples whose names mean. 1:51:38.439 --> 1:51:44.360 So much are not remembered, right, Like even some of 1:51:44.400 --> 1:51:49.120 the greatest, some of the greatest zos authors, they're only 1:51:49.200 --> 1:51:51.679 known by people that are like very well versed in history. 1:51:51.800 --> 1:51:54.920 I mean, really, it's like not. Yeah, it is wild 1:51:55.000 --> 1:51:55.320 the whole. 1:51:55.400 --> 1:52:01.719 I want to continue my family name or my blood line, bloodline. 1:52:01.000 --> 1:52:07.000 I'm against it all. It's it's really, it's really strange. 1:52:08.360 --> 1:52:11.040 You should only have a kid because you really want 1:52:11.040 --> 1:52:13.760 to raise a cool kid. I don't like, I don't 1:52:13.800 --> 1:52:16.639 know because you want to raise a child. You should 1:52:16.640 --> 1:52:20.280 only want a child because you want to raise one. 1:52:20.880 --> 1:52:26.479 Yes, yes, that's it. Yeah, there should be nothing else. 1:52:27.000 --> 1:52:30.479 Yeah, Not to give someone grandkids, not for someone to 1:52:30.520 --> 1:52:34.840 take care of you, Not because Jesus, Not because that's 1:52:34.840 --> 1:52:35.840 what you're supposed to do. 1:52:36.040 --> 1:52:37.280 Not because it's a wife. 1:52:37.120 --> 1:52:39.519 Duty, because you're in a bad marriage and you think 1:52:39.520 --> 1:52:41.679 it's going to fix things. Because I'll tell you something, 1:52:41.760 --> 1:52:43.400 you're picking the wrong band aid, bitch. 1:52:43.920 --> 1:52:46.320 Not because you want to see the world again through 1:52:46.360 --> 1:52:47.240 someone's eyes. 1:52:47.640 --> 1:52:51.120 Yeah, Not because curiously have the opportunities you never had. 1:52:51.360 --> 1:52:57.160 Yeah, Not because I'm conditional love. Not none of no, 1:52:57.160 --> 1:53:01.800 none of those reasons. Like it's all because you want 1:53:01.840 --> 1:53:02.880 to raise a child. 1:53:03.840 --> 1:53:05.360 It should be the only reason. 1:53:06.120 --> 1:53:10.519 But yeah, I you know, I guess that's hard because 1:53:10.560 --> 1:53:12.600 I think No, I guess dogs want to eat. I'm like, 1:53:12.640 --> 1:53:15.240 because if you want unconditional love, you can get a puppy. 1:53:15.600 --> 1:53:17.280 Oh that's what I wanted to talk about. I knew 1:53:17.280 --> 1:53:19.040 there was one more thing. Have you heard of the 1:53:19.040 --> 1:53:19.960 show Jury Duty? 1:53:20.520 --> 1:53:20.760 Yes? 1:53:20.880 --> 1:53:23.280 I want to watch it. People won't stop talking about it. 1:53:23.400 --> 1:53:25.080 Casey put his hand over his heart to do the 1:53:25.080 --> 1:53:26.400 pledge of Allegiance. 1:53:25.960 --> 1:53:29.800 To Jury Duty. So I did something sick. 1:53:29.880 --> 1:53:31.920 I only watched four episodes, and then I went and 1:53:31.960 --> 1:53:34.479 watched just the last episode because I wanted to see 1:53:34.479 --> 1:53:36.040 how it ended, and then I'll watch the rest of 1:53:36.080 --> 1:53:36.639 it for fun. 1:53:37.160 --> 1:53:40.800 I just needed to know. But where do I watch it? 1:53:40.880 --> 1:53:42.639 On Amazon? Yeah? It's on Amazon? 1:53:42.920 --> 1:53:44.240 Okay? Yeah? 1:53:44.360 --> 1:53:45.800 You I think you just have to watch like one 1:53:45.800 --> 1:53:47.639 commercial about Freeby or something. 1:53:47.880 --> 1:53:50.559 I kept seeing clips and being like, is this real? 1:53:50.680 --> 1:53:53.160 Like I love what whatever they're doing, how they're playing 1:53:53.200 --> 1:53:55.479 with it, like being kind of real is like funny 1:53:55.479 --> 1:53:55.760 and I. 1:53:55.800 --> 1:53:59.080 So I guess, well, I read a bunch about it, 1:53:59.280 --> 1:54:01.280 and then everyone fell in love with. 1:54:01.240 --> 1:54:02.120 The guy, so it' space. 1:54:02.560 --> 1:54:04.760 What they were inspired by was a show from back 1:54:04.760 --> 1:54:07.760 in the day called Joe Schmo. Do you remember it 1:54:08.320 --> 1:54:12.040 where basically it's like everyone's a paid axe. 1:54:12.160 --> 1:54:15.679 Everyone is in on it except one guy like Truman show. 1:54:16.439 --> 1:54:21.160 Yes exactly, but this one guy, Ronald. 1:54:21.520 --> 1:54:24.640 It's like a test to him, and they keep pushing him, 1:54:24.920 --> 1:54:27.240 but he's an angel. Like they keep referring to him 1:54:27.240 --> 1:54:30.920 as like the hero because he's like the whole thing 1:54:30.960 --> 1:54:33.240 is these people are supposed to drive him mad, but 1:54:33.360 --> 1:54:40.480 like he ends up being like the sweetest, nicest. 1:54:39.440 --> 1:54:40.440 Angel of a man. 1:54:40.800 --> 1:54:43.240 And then on top of it, he's six six and 1:54:44.520 --> 1:54:48.760 he has a core game, so he's like just kind 1:54:48.800 --> 1:54:53.920 of this like sweet guy. And Kirk Fox, who's a comic, 1:54:54.640 --> 1:54:56.760 is in it, and so I messaged him, I'm like, 1:54:56.800 --> 1:55:00.320 bring Ronald to the comedy store, ha ha ha, and 1:55:00.360 --> 1:55:02.040 he goes, I've brought him. 1:55:02.400 --> 1:55:05.760 He's too sweet. He goes, he's too sweet, but I 1:55:05.840 --> 1:55:08.760 have brought him. But none of you knew, like no 1:55:08.800 --> 1:55:10.960 one knew who he was yet. So I don't know 1:55:10.960 --> 1:55:13.520 if Kirk's gonna bring Ronald back or not, or we're 1:55:13.640 --> 1:55:16.920 just all too thirsty for Ronald. But the clip that 1:55:17.040 --> 1:55:19.360 everyone fell in love with, and I just needed to 1:55:19.400 --> 1:55:22.160 see the end. Casey was horrified. I'll watch the rest 1:55:22.200 --> 1:55:24.760 of the fun but like I just had to know 1:55:24.800 --> 1:55:25.480 how it ended. 1:55:26.320 --> 1:55:30.040 But like I knew the bailiff too from Chicago Days, 1:55:30.840 --> 1:55:33.520 and there's another LA comic. Who's in it who I 1:55:33.560 --> 1:55:36.200 don't know, but a lot of people have been posting, but. 1:55:36.840 --> 1:55:38.120 One of the sweetest things. 1:55:38.280 --> 1:55:42.200 And James Marsden is wildly in it, playing jameson herself. Yeah, 1:55:42.200 --> 1:55:45.120 because it's jury duty, but like there's times where he 1:55:45.160 --> 1:55:47.320 could throw people under the bus and he doesn't. 1:55:48.040 --> 1:55:51.680 He like they just and he found it. 1:55:51.640 --> 1:55:55.200 This opportunity through Craigslist and out of thousands of people, 1:55:55.200 --> 1:55:57.960 they're like, he's the guy and he ended up just 1:55:58.000 --> 1:55:59.680 being this angel of a man. 1:56:00.080 --> 1:56:02.280 Yeah, Mecky Leaper's on it and he's not my shot. 1:56:02.360 --> 1:56:05.800 Tomorrow night, you gotta talk to him about Ronald textas 1:56:05.880 --> 1:56:09.520 right now to bring Ronald, and bring and bring the 1:56:09.560 --> 1:56:12.280 Corgi and so. 1:56:13.280 --> 1:56:15.560 But people want him to be the new Bachelor, and 1:56:15.600 --> 1:56:17.960 I'm like, he's too sweet. We can't have him be 1:56:18.000 --> 1:56:24.400 the bab Is he hot? Yeah, yes, yes, he's very hot. Okay, 1:56:24.440 --> 1:56:26.080 but I mean if he was a dick, I don't 1:56:26.200 --> 1:56:28.240 know if he'd be as hot. But he's six six, 1:56:28.320 --> 1:56:29.520 so I think people like that too. 1:56:29.640 --> 1:56:31.240 He's like, right, well, when you said that, I was 1:56:31.280 --> 1:56:32.840 assuming he was kind of hot, but. 1:56:33.000 --> 1:56:35.000 You know, look him up, look up Ronald. 1:56:35.120 --> 1:56:36.040 Yeah, he's cute. 1:56:37.360 --> 1:56:39.520 N he's got that corky in a backpack and I 1:56:39.560 --> 1:56:41.560 love that. Yeah yeah, yeah. 1:56:41.800 --> 1:56:44.520 But the scene that everyone's falling in love with him, 1:56:44.560 --> 1:56:48.600 so they created a character met No, it's another weirdo. 1:56:48.680 --> 1:56:50.960 But it's like this guy who wants to be an 1:56:50.960 --> 1:56:54.480 inventor and all his inventions like suck right like and 1:56:54.520 --> 1:56:57.520 they keep causing problems. And he's supposed to be like 1:56:57.600 --> 1:57:01.640 kind of a serial killer, like guy into body horror 1:57:01.800 --> 1:57:05.080 shit and inventions, and he's supposed to creep this Ronald 1:57:05.120 --> 1:57:09.040 guy out, but Ronald befriends him. Ronald's like not creeped 1:57:09.080 --> 1:57:09.600 out at all. 1:57:10.200 --> 1:57:11.520 And then there's like this. 1:57:11.560 --> 1:57:13.560 Is blown up on TikTok and this is why everyone 1:57:13.560 --> 1:57:16.520 fell in love with Ronald. Ronald shows him a bug's 1:57:16.600 --> 1:57:20.360 life to show him that like he's like the ant 1:57:20.440 --> 1:57:23.320 and he's just misunderstood and he's an inventor that wants 1:57:23.320 --> 1:57:25.760 to like help and like, oh my god, he can 1:57:25.840 --> 1:57:29.240 help everyone. So everyone's just like in love with Ronald. 1:57:29.720 --> 1:57:32.680 But my favorite scene is this one guy's like walking 1:57:32.720 --> 1:57:35.200 past them is like I'm just gonna jerk off real quick, 1:57:35.440 --> 1:57:38.280 and Ronald's like, well, you gotta do it. While there's time, 1:57:38.840 --> 1:57:41.600 and then later he like is quiet about it. I 1:57:41.640 --> 1:57:44.680 mean he just like here, he just keeps taking the 1:57:44.720 --> 1:57:48.200 fall and helping everyone. And like the cast, once it's revealed, 1:57:48.200 --> 1:57:50.120 because I just went to the last episode, I couldn't 1:57:50.120 --> 1:57:53.120 wait anymore, Like the cast falls in love and I 1:57:53.200 --> 1:57:55.200 think he's still friends with everyone and he's hanging out 1:57:55.240 --> 1:57:57.480 with everyone, and everyone just loved him so much, and 1:57:57.520 --> 1:57:59.360 they gave him a cash prize at the end too. 1:58:00.600 --> 1:58:02.640 But then they show him where all the cameras were, 1:58:02.920 --> 1:58:05.360 and then it's like, also the greatest improvisers of all 1:58:05.400 --> 1:58:09.240 time because they had to be these characters. 1:58:09.600 --> 1:58:14.760 And then when like he would be like they would 1:58:14.800 --> 1:58:16.800 lie to him. They'd be like the COVID tests aren't back. 1:58:16.880 --> 1:58:19.000 That's when everyone would go and rehearse, like they would 1:58:19.000 --> 1:58:21.480 take them to restaurants, and all of that was fake, 1:58:21.600 --> 1:58:24.880 Like the restaurants were fake, the servers where everyone was 1:58:24.920 --> 1:58:26.480 an actor but him. 1:58:26.960 --> 1:58:28.560 That's so fucking crazy. 1:58:28.600 --> 1:58:30.920 It is so cool, But the fact that he's this 1:58:31.080 --> 1:58:33.480 angel is I guess I want to rewatch this Joe 1:58:33.560 --> 1:58:37.080 Schmos show too. Yeah, because you don't see nice people 1:58:38.080 --> 1:58:39.840 because it all hinged on this, like. 1:58:40.120 --> 1:58:42.320 Dude, let's get Ben Schwartz and Ronald together. 1:58:45.400 --> 1:58:48.680 Honestly, yeah, I think you guys would like I hopefully 1:58:48.720 --> 1:58:50.880 I didn't ruin too I mean everyone knows the concept. 1:58:50.880 --> 1:58:52.400 I don't think I've ruined it too much. I just 1:58:52.440 --> 1:58:55.600 made this episode even longer. So take it away, listen. 1:58:55.640 --> 1:58:58.040 That's our recommendation for the week. Let's move on to 1:58:58.040 --> 1:58:59.000 what would Sister Peg do? 1:58:59.080 --> 1:59:01.600 Our weekly segment where we point you to an organization 1:59:01.960 --> 1:59:05.160 or blog post, podcast something that has to do with 1:59:05.200 --> 1:59:06.440 today's topic. 1:59:07.280 --> 1:59:09.600 Lisa actually spotted this. 1:59:09.680 --> 1:59:13.640 Group on Watch What Happens Live, and it's an organization 1:59:13.760 --> 1:59:17.000 called Chick Mission. And the mission of Chick Mission is 1:59:17.000 --> 1:59:20.160 to quote ensure every young woman newly diagnosed with cancer 1:59:20.200 --> 1:59:23.240 has the option to preserve fertility through direct financial support, 1:59:23.320 --> 1:59:26.920 educational programs, and advocacy efforts like forty out of the 1:59:26.920 --> 1:59:29.920 fifty states think that fertility preservation is an elective procedure. 1:59:30.000 --> 1:59:32.080 But if you want to have kids and you're diagnosed 1:59:32.080 --> 1:59:34.360 with cancer and you lose your ability to do that, 1:59:34.880 --> 1:59:35.280 it's not. 1:59:35.600 --> 1:59:36.640 It's hardly elective. 1:59:36.840 --> 1:59:41.440 So what reps from this organization do is they offer 1:59:41.520 --> 1:59:44.360 all this advice on advocacy and all these programs. So 1:59:44.480 --> 1:59:47.000 we did catch them as bartenders on Watch What Happens Live. 1:59:47.040 --> 1:59:49.960 They've stood behind the same hallowed bars we have, and 1:59:50.200 --> 1:59:52.160 if you guys want to check them out, that's the 1:59:52.280 --> 1:59:55.760 Chickmission dot org for more info and you can donate 1:59:55.800 --> 1:59:57.120 there as well. 1:59:57.240 --> 2:00:00.000 That's amazing. Thank you, and thanks to Watch What Happened 2:00:00.280 --> 2:00:03.240 Live for doing all the important work that we need 2:00:03.560 --> 2:00:08.560 forever and always no Andy gets involved. Okay, And next 2:00:08.560 --> 2:00:14.120 week's episode is Parole Violations. That's season sixteen, episode seventeen. 2:00:15.000 --> 2:00:17.880 Please join us watch along or don't if you do. 2:00:17.920 --> 2:00:21.760 That's peacock Hulu. Give us you know some five stars 2:00:21.840 --> 2:00:27.840 a reviews. 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