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Speaker 2: Yeah, laughing, uff and off.

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Speaker 1: It's really good.

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Speaker 2: It's like I only get paid if I say it.

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Speaker 1: A decade after losing her sight, a British Columbia woman

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Speaker 2: Wow? Hold okay, well that is truly perplexing. I'm trying

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Speaker 1: Oh I cannot wait.

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Speaker 2: Okay, well, uh, let's sink our teeth into a brand new,

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Speaker 2: eye opening episode of Bernana's.

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Speaker 1: World.

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Speaker 2: Would billion pieces you.

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Speaker 1: Britten s Bridada guys, gals, No, I'm buyinary pals. Welcome

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Speaker 1: to Bananas. I am sitting across from screenwriter and amazing

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Speaker 2: Scottie Landis Boy. That's I had so many technical difficulties

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Speaker 2: on our last zoom. I feel like you're just building

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Speaker 2: me back up in the best way I've sent across

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Speaker 2: from writer, comedian, great dad, great guy, great friends, the

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Speaker 2: kind of person that if you're planning a fun time,

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Speaker 1: Things are going well. It's a fry it's the fridy,

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Speaker 1: It's a long weekend coming up.

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Speaker 2: Are you excited? Yeah, I'm happy. I'm feeling great. Everybody

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Speaker 2: So I think everybody was hoping that I would have plans.

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Speaker 2: Oh interesting, I don't have them, but I do plan

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Speaker 2: Hit me, homie.

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Speaker 1: I got three of my oldest and dearest coming up

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Speaker 1: Are you ready for this shit?

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Speaker 1: It's amazing. So this was sent in by Jordan Myers.

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Speaker 1: This was written by Jacquelin gilenew Business. After ten years

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Speaker 2: I know, I'm sweet.

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Speaker 2: into going onto the next car and stealing their stereo

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Speaker 2: again four nine years. No, he got it broken into

439
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Speaker 2: the first three months we were there, and then never

440
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Speaker 2: again once the Bible went on the dashboard. I love it.

441
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Speaker 2: It's the original club, the Bible's original club.

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Speaker 1: Also, that's a great place to hide drugs in your car.

443
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Speaker 1: Is a hol out Bible on your dashboard? Absolutely right,

444
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Speaker 1: speaking about drug dealers.

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Speaker 2: Think of yeah, don't be idiot's drug dealers Bible. Several

446
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Speaker 2: other things like this have happened in the past, so

447
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Speaker 2: why does she do it? Quote we're all his children

448
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Speaker 2: or hers children.

449
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Speaker 1: Okay, it's the one problem with Christianity.

450
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Speaker 2: They're really about the man is in charge. We're really

451
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Speaker 2: all his children, whether we know it or not. You know,

452
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Speaker 2: sometimes there's a lot of cred on us, and we

453
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Speaker 2: have to get that crud cleaned off to be able

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Speaker 2: to see, she said Fairy Pennsylvania. Sister Mary is fearless.

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Speaker 2: Not in her own strength, she says, but in the

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Speaker 2: strength of who she represents. Obviously, there are people in

457
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Speaker 2: the world who are going through hard times, and you

458
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Speaker 2: come face to face with them, what do you say

459
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Speaker 2: to those people? Very hard asking questions, Pintar asked, I

460
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Speaker 2: say to them, Jesus loves you. God loves you, she replies.

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Speaker 2: And that, plain and simple, she says, is why she

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Speaker 2: does all she does in whatever situation. I love it.

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Speaker 2: I love it.

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Speaker 1: I think she's great.

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Speaker 2: It is there is something about if you say anything

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Speaker 2: that you can change, Like it's hard to be vigilant stuff,

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Speaker 2: but it is amazing that sometimes if you go hey,

468
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Speaker 2: like I saw oh one time right near your old

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Speaker 2: place in Windsor Terrace. I was driving a work van

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Speaker 2: and I saw two kids about to beat up this

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Speaker 2: other nerdy kid, and I just went eh, like that,

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Speaker 2: and they stopped and they all walked away. Oh that's right.

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Speaker 2: All I yelled was hey, really loud and like deep voiced,

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Speaker 2: and it prevented, at least for that hour, that pipsqueak

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Speaker 2: getting his neck wrung.

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Speaker 1: That's so, it is really crazy how little it can

477
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Speaker 1: take sometimes, right, Like an intervention does not have to

478
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Speaker 1: be a lot. It just needs to be like snapping

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Speaker 1: people out of whatever thing they get into where they

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Speaker 1: like I can't see or they can't hear.

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Speaker 2: You know, yeah they're not invisible. But anyway, it's good

482
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Speaker 2: for your sister Mary. Again, it seems like crimes are

483
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Speaker 2: circling you in every direction, so maybe you need to

484
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Speaker 2: speak to him or her or it and go can

485
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Speaker 2: we just cool it in Pittsburgh, just try to sell knickknacks,

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Speaker 2: religious knickknacks.

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Speaker 1: My god, the amount that I used to go like

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Speaker 1: I would the idea of going to church to me

489
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Speaker 1: used to be like it felt like going to the

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Speaker 1: gym or something like, oh, look at what a great

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Speaker 1: thing I'm doing for myself.

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Speaker 2: Sure, do you know what I mean?

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Speaker 1: And I remember it like going because you could go

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Speaker 1: to church at my high school, so you could go

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Speaker 1: early and go to the chapel and they would have

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Speaker 1: a mass before classes started, so you'd get there early

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Speaker 1: and go and instead of having breakfast, you would go

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Speaker 1: to like a twenty five minute long mass. And I

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Speaker 1: would do it. I would do it like I think.

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Speaker 1: Remember once I was like I'm just going to do

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Speaker 1: this every day for a month. And I did it

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Speaker 1: like every day for a month and nothing, there was

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Speaker 1: no change, there was no change the habit. But I

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Speaker 1: felt like I was like exercising some sort of some

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Speaker 1: part of me. And uh, that is that.

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Speaker 2: Is it's meditative. It's a meditation.

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Speaker 1: Is the meditativeness of it that that I kind of liked.

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Speaker 2: There's no threat, there's it's a safe place, it's a

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Speaker 2: supportive place. I understand the basics. I understand this sense

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Speaker 2: of community and thinking about things larger than yourself or

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Speaker 2: reflecting on things.

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Speaker 1: That is the thing that I miss about it. That's

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Speaker 1: the thing that I miss about it. I miss not

514
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Speaker 1: being constantly talking about a sense of purpose higher than

515
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Speaker 1: the ones that we are given in normal society, like

516
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Speaker 1: make money, you know, go on vacations, those sort of things.

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Speaker 1: That's that is the one thing I do miss from it.

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Speaker 1: I just don't like all the other trappings of the weirdness,

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Speaker 1: you know.

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Speaker 2: Right, Oh of course I know. I mean it's uh,

521
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Speaker 2: you can't quite take all the good with the bad.

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Speaker 2: But I you know, Similarly, when I was at Sacred

523
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Speaker 2: Heart and I was in middle school, I went to

524
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Speaker 2: Catholic school, they did a thing where they would be like,

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Speaker 2: hey guys, and twenty minutes before every school day, we

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Speaker 2: in this classroom, we say the whole rosary, and if

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Speaker 2: you want, you can lead it, and so same as you.

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Speaker 2: For whatever reason, I still had good boy syndrome. I

529
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Speaker 2: was still trying to make the powers that be happy.

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Speaker 2: So one day I went in there and they were like,

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Speaker 2: who wants to do it? And I was like, oh,

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Speaker 2: I'll lead the rosary. Do you remember how many beads

533
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Speaker 2: are on one hundred rosary? It's well, maybe there's different

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Speaker 2: kinds because the ones we used were fifty nine, and

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Speaker 2: then the small beads, which are the hail mary beads,

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Speaker 2: they're fifty three. So before a school day, I led

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Speaker 2: fifty three hail Mary's. And then you get to the

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Speaker 2: knots and I think those were the our fathers, and

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Speaker 2: I think the big beads were the glory bees.

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Speaker 1: Maybe I thought the big beads were the were the

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Speaker 1: our fathers.

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Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, the larger beads are their fathers. And then

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Speaker 2: when you start working your way down the little beach

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Speaker 2: to the Crucifix, then you have to say the apostles creed,

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Speaker 2: oh Lord. And I did that one day, and I

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Speaker 2: remember pretty quick, probably small bead three or four, being like,

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Speaker 2: oh shit, oh shit, I'm about to I should have

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Speaker 2: brought a big glass of water because I was saying

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Speaker 2: our father. Just to get through another fifty nine beads.

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Speaker 1: Oh maya, this is busy work, busy worth for your brain.

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Speaker 2: Well, now, if somebody's like, do you want to lead this?

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Speaker 2: And I'm like, venmo me two hundred and fifty dollars

553
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Speaker 2: and I will lead us through this, no sweat. But

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Speaker 2: I was just doing it like you. Was I getting

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Speaker 2: anything from it? No? No, we just had good boy

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Speaker 2: syndrome at the time.

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Speaker 1: I'll tease this into some thumbs up, real good boys,

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Speaker 1: okay boys. Ned the Lefty Snail has a one in

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Speaker 1: forty thousand shot at a mate q A National Search

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Speaker 1: love this guy slow jams.

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Speaker 2: Here we go. Thumbs ups. Sarah Costa wants the thumb

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Speaker 2: up her three best friends, Joe, Aaron, and Brianna. She

563
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Speaker 2: also wants a thumb up herself. Yay. They jumped into

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Speaker 2: their own educating business. It is called meaning fuel Ed.

565
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Speaker 2: They are for educators. They're trying to make schools better

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Speaker 2: for children and for teachers.

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Speaker 1: That's awesome.

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Speaker 2: So they also launch their own podcast. It is called

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Speaker 2: Pop Pop by meaning fuel ed, so that it's meaning

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Speaker 2: like meaning fuel like gasoline fuel and then ed at

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Speaker 2: the end meaning fuel ed, and they shore there. Basically,

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Speaker 2: it's a it's a platform. It's a podcast where they

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Speaker 2: share thoughts and laughs about all the craziness that teachers

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Speaker 2: have to deal with these days. So, if you have kids,

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Speaker 2: if you want, if you're a teacher, if you just

576
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Speaker 2: want to commiserate, or are just curious about what the

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Speaker 2: age is going on in the school system, check out

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Speaker 2: Pop the pod on meaningfueld ed. Thumbs up Joe, Aaron, Brianna,

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Speaker 2: and Sarah. That's a very nice one. Oh hell yeah,

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Speaker 2: thumbs up. Oh. Amy wants to thumb up herself. Pro

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Speaker 2: I guess this is Professor Amy r PhD for getting

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Speaker 2: a promotion. Eleven years of additional education and training post

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Speaker 2: undergraduate allowed Professor Amy r PhD to apply for early promotion,

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Speaker 2: and now she is an associate professor. So congratulations. One

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Speaker 2: more year and she will be up for tenure or

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Speaker 2: the tenure track, I guess, But for now she just

587
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Speaker 2: has a slightly fancier title and a near reasonable salary.

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Speaker 1: Yay.

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Speaker 2: Thumbs up, Professor Amy r PhD.

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Speaker 1: Thumbs up.

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Speaker 2: Calli wants to thumbs up doctor Clayton Moral and the

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Speaker 2: entire staff at VCA Meadow Vale Vet Clinic and doctor

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Speaker 2: Lane Martin at CODA Pets dot Com. She's thumbing these

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Speaker 2: people way way up for all the love and care

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Speaker 2: they provide. CALLI wants to give a big pause up

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Speaker 2: to Gus, the cat who went to the Big Cosmic

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Speaker 2: Banana in the sky. In true Gus fashion, he fought

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Speaker 2: like hell. He even tried to outsmart sedation. He was

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Speaker 2: a orange cat, which he has a one cell brained

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Speaker 2: orange cat while Calli sang to him in his final moments.

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Speaker 2: Gus was handsome, ridiculous, brave, silly, and not very smart.

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Speaker 2: I would not change a thing about him, so thumbs

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Speaker 2: up to all the vets who you know we have

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Speaker 2: we dedicated a bananas to vets, and I don't think we're.

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Speaker 1: In twenty twenty five. I don't think we have. Let's

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Speaker 1: dedicate this one to vets.

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Speaker 2: All vets out there. You love animals. It's a high

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Speaker 2: stress job and you also have to deal with their owners,

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Speaker 2: which probably is the worst part of the job, except

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Speaker 2: for Calli, who's great. And to lift the mood a little, Kurt,

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Speaker 2: we are gonna you and I the Banana boys are

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Speaker 2: thumbing bran up. She is a long time Bananal. It's

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Speaker 2: sent many great stories over the year. But she DMed

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Speaker 2: us this and I saw it. I am currently getting

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Speaker 2: induced into labor. We have been waiting all day to

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Speaker 2: take to listen to today's Bananas episode in the delivery room. God,

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Speaker 2: so I can laugh and laugh and loft this baby

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Speaker 2: into the world. So she sent that then I didn't

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Speaker 2: hear anything. So I responded the next day. I was

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Speaker 2: like just checking in, no need respond, we know this

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Speaker 2: is a very big, crazy moment in your life. And

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Speaker 2: she did respond brand responding, and she says the baby

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Speaker 2: Bananamal is home and healthy. The podcast definitely helped distract

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Speaker 2: during the pushing, and she said even the doctors liked it.

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Speaker 2: So bananas in a delivery room while a baby was born.

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Speaker 2: I think that makes us uncles. I think we are

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Speaker 2: Banana's uncles to this beautiful baby Bananamal, congratulations brand, that's amazing.

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Speaker 2: Thanks for including bananas and lofts and laughs and laughs

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Speaker 2: into your thumbs us thumbs up to you and send

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Speaker 2: yours in anytime. Let's maybe take a little break for

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Speaker 2: dead pets. God, so no birthdays, no anniversaries, under fifty

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Speaker 2: years of marriage, and maybe let's just take a little

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Speaker 2: hiatus from pets going to the big cosmic banana in

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Speaker 2: the sky. Maybe this it's going to be a big

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Speaker 2: fall for all of us, so let's just take a

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Speaker 2: break until twenty twenty six, speaking.

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Speaker 1: Of speaking of This was sent in by Maria Simpogna

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Speaker 1: the poona Maybe thank you, Maria. This was in Washington

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Speaker 1: Post ned. The Lefty Snail has a one in forty

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Speaker 1: thousand shot and a mate q the National Search. This

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Speaker 1: is written by Vivian Hoe Best in the biz. In

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Speaker 1: a world that swipes right for love, one lonely snail

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Speaker 1: in New Zealand is looking for a match that can

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Speaker 1: swipe left, and Kiwi's across the country are now searching

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Speaker 1: for love in the dampest of places thanks to a

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Speaker 1: magazine's campaign, Meet Ned, the eligible bachelor. Ned likes leafy green's,

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Speaker 1: moisten environments and hanging upside down on plants, and while

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Speaker 1: everyone on the apps will insist there one in a million,

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Speaker 1: Ned truly is a rarity among gastropods. Ned has a

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Speaker 1: left spiraling shell, meaning that the distinctive hard coded whirl

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Speaker 1: faces to the left rather than to the right, as

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Speaker 1: is those for most snails. Only about one in forty

653
00:35:21,400 --> 00:35:25,480
Speaker 1: thousand snails have left coiling shells. So when Giselle Clarkson

654
00:35:25,520 --> 00:35:28,120
Speaker 1: came across Ned relaxing on a bit of bock choys

655
00:35:28,200 --> 00:35:32,080
Speaker 1: in her garden last week in Warrierrapa on New Zealand's

656
00:35:32,080 --> 00:35:35,279
Speaker 1: North Island, she thought at first she had stumbled upon

657
00:35:35,280 --> 00:35:38,600
Speaker 1: a new species. Sure, this is an interesting sentence. When

658
00:35:38,640 --> 00:35:41,960
Speaker 1: you see something thousands and thousands of times and suddenly

659
00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:45,719
Speaker 1: it looks different, it's quite uncanny. So that is very interesting. Like,

660
00:35:45,800 --> 00:35:50,080
Speaker 1: she's just seen snails so often that seeing one with

661
00:35:50,160 --> 00:35:52,440
Speaker 1: it going left just yea hit.

662
00:35:52,600 --> 00:35:53,960
Speaker 2: I never would have noticed.

663
00:35:53,760 --> 00:35:56,719
Speaker 1: Me neither at all. Maybe we don't see snails enough,

664
00:35:57,440 --> 00:36:01,239
Speaker 1: and Clarkson usually leaves the snail in her garden for

665
00:36:01,280 --> 00:36:04,160
Speaker 1: the birds, But after realizing what she'd found, she decided

666
00:36:04,160 --> 00:36:07,360
Speaker 1: to name the silivery fellow, Ned, after Ned Flanders, the

667
00:36:07,400 --> 00:36:10,160
Speaker 1: Oakley docally left handed neighbor from The Simpsons. I did

668
00:36:10,200 --> 00:36:12,960
Speaker 1: not know that Ned Flanders was left handed. She made

669
00:36:13,080 --> 00:36:15,760
Speaker 1: a home for the snail out of a fish bowl

670
00:36:15,800 --> 00:36:19,480
Speaker 1: adorned with some broccoli and silver beet seedlings from her garden,

671
00:36:19,840 --> 00:36:22,279
Speaker 1: as well as a mossy rock and some tree bark.

672
00:36:22,400 --> 00:36:25,680
Speaker 1: Sounds like paradise, I know, Sign me up, I want

673
00:36:25,719 --> 00:36:28,160
Speaker 1: to move in. Ned's rare shell may have kept the

674
00:36:28,200 --> 00:36:31,520
Speaker 1: birds at bay, but it also meant Ned will probably

675
00:36:31,600 --> 00:36:35,480
Speaker 1: be forced into a life of celibacy. While snails are hermaphrodites,

676
00:36:35,600 --> 00:36:39,520
Speaker 1: they both have male and female genitalia and reproductive organs,

677
00:36:39,920 --> 00:36:44,239
Speaker 1: nice both partners exchanging sperm during the slimy affair. The

678
00:36:44,280 --> 00:36:47,839
Speaker 1: spiraling of the shell for lefty snails means that their

679
00:36:47,880 --> 00:36:51,680
Speaker 1: bedroom bits are reversed and unable to match up with

680
00:36:51,840 --> 00:36:56,520
Speaker 1: those of a righty partner whoa also bedroom bits. Is

681
00:36:56,600 --> 00:36:59,360
Speaker 1: the first time I have ever heard that moniker. I

682
00:36:59,480 --> 00:37:02,279
Speaker 1: like that bedroom bits. Oh my god, I'm gonna say

683
00:37:02,280 --> 00:37:02,440
Speaker 1: it all.

684
00:37:02,520 --> 00:37:06,400
Speaker 2: I'm gonna use that in the bedroom. Would you like

685
00:37:06,480 --> 00:37:06,799
Speaker 2: to go?

686
00:37:07,200 --> 00:37:10,800
Speaker 1: Would can our bedroom bits have a meeting in the bathroom?

687
00:37:11,040 --> 00:37:11,160
Speaker 2: Uh?

688
00:37:11,640 --> 00:37:15,520
Speaker 1: Scientist Angus Davison, who studies snails at the University of

689
00:37:15,560 --> 00:37:19,719
Speaker 1: Nottingham and England, like in the situation to buses approaching

690
00:37:19,719 --> 00:37:23,000
Speaker 1: from opposite directions, the driver of a London double decker

691
00:37:23,040 --> 00:37:25,520
Speaker 1: can pause and chat through the window to another driver

692
00:37:25,560 --> 00:37:27,800
Speaker 1: as they pass each other. But that wouldn't work with

693
00:37:27,920 --> 00:37:29,880
Speaker 1: the driver of a bus from New York whose wheels

694
00:37:29,920 --> 00:37:33,359
Speaker 1: on the other side. Should Ned hope to mate one day,

695
00:37:33,440 --> 00:37:36,840
Speaker 1: it will have to be with another very rare left

696
00:37:36,880 --> 00:37:37,840
Speaker 1: coiled snail.

697
00:37:38,840 --> 00:37:39,520
Speaker 2: Sounds exciting.

698
00:37:39,719 --> 00:37:44,480
Speaker 1: That sounds like snail. Is a snail just dying to fuck?

699
00:37:44,840 --> 00:37:47,960
Speaker 1: Is that something that's happening with snails or do they

700
00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:48,520
Speaker 1: not care?

701
00:37:49,120 --> 00:37:51,680
Speaker 2: I think so. I think they're the hornballs of the floor.

702
00:37:51,719 --> 00:37:52,120
Speaker 2: Oh you do?

703
00:37:52,360 --> 00:37:54,480
Speaker 1: Oh, okay, thank you very much. Okay, as long as

704
00:37:54,480 --> 00:37:57,280
Speaker 1: you think that they're horny. Thus began the National Campaign

705
00:37:57,320 --> 00:38:00,320
Speaker 1: to find Ned a mate. Clarkson and illustrator and Arthur Author,

706
00:38:00,360 --> 00:38:03,880
Speaker 1: who has done work for New Zealand Geographic teamed up

707
00:38:03,920 --> 00:38:06,560
Speaker 1: with her colleagues at the magazine to mobilize the curious

708
00:38:06,560 --> 00:38:09,320
Speaker 1: to comb through their gardens and yards for potential lefty

709
00:38:09,360 --> 00:38:12,200
Speaker 1: lovers for Ned. The chance of finding a mate for

710
00:38:12,239 --> 00:38:14,680
Speaker 1: Ned is one in forty thousand, but that doesn't mean

711
00:38:14,719 --> 00:38:18,480
Speaker 1: it's not worthwhile, No, James frank Ham, publisher of New

712
00:38:18,560 --> 00:38:21,400
Speaker 1: Zealand Graphics, set in an email their campaign is not

713
00:38:21,560 --> 00:38:23,600
Speaker 1: the first attempt at snail matchmaking.

714
00:38:23,719 --> 00:38:24,560
Speaker 2: This is wild what.

715
00:38:25,200 --> 00:38:28,320
Speaker 1: In twenty sixteen, Davison launched a similar effort in Britain

716
00:38:28,360 --> 00:38:30,840
Speaker 1: after a retired scientist discovered a left coiled snail and

717
00:38:30,880 --> 00:38:34,360
Speaker 1: a compost heap in London. Davison, who studies the genetics

718
00:38:34,360 --> 00:38:38,360
Speaker 1: of snails, named the unfortunate gastropod Jeremy, after Jeremy Corbin

719
00:38:38,760 --> 00:38:41,920
Speaker 1: and then the left wing leader of the country's Labor Party,

720
00:38:42,280 --> 00:38:45,239
Speaker 1: and put out an international call for more lefties.

721
00:38:46,120 --> 00:38:49,960
Speaker 2: Um okay.

722
00:38:50,040 --> 00:38:53,680
Speaker 1: The campaign resulted in two potential suitors for Jeremy, one

723
00:38:53,760 --> 00:38:56,279
Speaker 1: named Lefty that was found by a snail enthusiast in

724
00:38:56,280 --> 00:38:59,040
Speaker 1: Ipswich on the eastern coast of England, and another Tomiu,

725
00:38:59,520 --> 00:39:02,160
Speaker 1: found by a restaurant tour in Majorca Spain who was

726
00:39:02,239 --> 00:39:07,320
Speaker 1: raising snails for culinary purposes. In a telenovella twist, Lefty

727
00:39:07,400 --> 00:39:11,120
Speaker 1: and Tomiu ended up jilting Jeremy and mating with each

728
00:39:11,160 --> 00:39:14,719
Speaker 1: other instead. The lesson to take from Jeremy is that

729
00:39:14,760 --> 00:39:16,640
Speaker 1: it's tough out there. Clark And said, just because your

730
00:39:16,640 --> 00:39:18,200
Speaker 1: physically compatible doesn't mean you're going to.

731
00:39:18,239 --> 00:39:19,960
Speaker 2: Hit it off. Sparks, aren't they tell me about it?

732
00:39:22,280 --> 00:39:25,719
Speaker 1: But Jeremy eventually joined the Lefty Tomyu coupling, forming a

733
00:39:25,760 --> 00:39:29,120
Speaker 1: thropple and fathering an estimated dozen or so babies with

734
00:39:29,160 --> 00:39:32,680
Speaker 1: Tomyu before dying in twenty seventeen. And for Clarkson and

735
00:39:32,719 --> 00:39:35,279
Speaker 1: the team at New Zealand Geographic, the campaign to find

736
00:39:35,320 --> 00:39:38,440
Speaker 1: neta Mate goes beyond matchmaking New Zealand Geographics just to

737
00:39:38,520 --> 00:39:42,080
Speaker 1: find connections between Kiwis and their environment. Recently, many of

738
00:39:42,080 --> 00:39:45,240
Speaker 1: these connections have been strained and the solutions seemed remote.

739
00:39:45,480 --> 00:39:48,200
Speaker 1: But NED has got readers rummaging around their garden at

740
00:39:48,280 --> 00:39:51,000
Speaker 1: night under torchlight, looking for life in the dark wet

741
00:39:51,080 --> 00:39:55,440
Speaker 1: forgotten corners of their homes. It keeps going on, but

742
00:39:55,560 --> 00:39:56,839
Speaker 1: that's where we're going to end it.

743
00:39:58,400 --> 00:40:03,080
Speaker 2: I never thought about this. It does seem like that

744
00:40:03,120 --> 00:40:05,520
Speaker 2: wouldn't be that heart of a thing. Like even the

745
00:40:05,880 --> 00:40:09,160
Speaker 2: metaphor of two city buses going the opposite way. You're like,

746
00:40:09,400 --> 00:40:11,759
Speaker 2: so you can't. They can't ram into each other like

747
00:40:11,840 --> 00:40:14,040
Speaker 2: you could. That happens all the time. There's no head

748
00:40:14,080 --> 00:40:16,680
Speaker 2: on collisions with a right swing and snail and a

749
00:40:16,760 --> 00:40:20,719
Speaker 2: left swing and sale. Also, I guess this is probably

750
00:40:20,719 --> 00:40:22,879
Speaker 2: one of those things where this is the absolute best

751
00:40:22,960 --> 00:40:25,840
Speaker 2: the Internet can do, is trying to get this lefty

752
00:40:25,880 --> 00:40:27,120
Speaker 2: snail have a partner.

753
00:40:27,200 --> 00:40:30,040
Speaker 1: I agree with that, you know that it's actually the

754
00:40:30,120 --> 00:40:34,160
Speaker 1: perfect summation of the Internet because it's kind of interesting,

755
00:40:34,719 --> 00:40:39,280
Speaker 1: it's like cool and kind of like sweet, and the

756
00:40:39,320 --> 00:40:42,279
Speaker 1: thing that they're doing it for could not give a

757
00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:47,640
Speaker 1: shit less. It is unaware of its existent and an

758
00:40:47,800 --> 00:40:50,480
Speaker 1: enormous amount of effort is being made over a thing

759
00:40:51,040 --> 00:40:54,440
Speaker 1: that is not even aware that it should be doing.

760
00:40:54,960 --> 00:41:01,400
Speaker 2: I agree completely. But yeah, I think nails or little hornballs,

761
00:41:01,440 --> 00:41:04,360
Speaker 2: because I think if you were living in your if

762
00:41:04,400 --> 00:41:06,480
Speaker 2: you had your home attached to you and you still

763
00:41:06,520 --> 00:41:09,040
Speaker 2: just set out every day to crawl around, you're looking

764
00:41:09,080 --> 00:41:11,879
Speaker 2: for something. You're looking for more than backchoy. You're out there,

765
00:41:11,920 --> 00:41:13,960
Speaker 2: you're trying to make connections, to meet people, and if

766
00:41:13,960 --> 00:41:18,520
Speaker 2: you're hermaphrodite and you're both ejaculating into each other, it

767
00:41:18,719 --> 00:41:21,160
Speaker 2: seems like plenty of reason to get up in the

768
00:41:21,160 --> 00:41:25,160
Speaker 2: morning and go very slowly to look for a partner.

769
00:41:26,200 --> 00:41:27,920
Speaker 2: But also, can't we nip this in the butt? And

770
00:41:28,320 --> 00:41:33,719
Speaker 2: if we do get this snail a partner and they

771
00:41:33,920 --> 00:41:37,520
Speaker 2: produce twenty lefty snails, like, don't we just take those

772
00:41:37,520 --> 00:41:40,880
Speaker 2: twenty and make it forty and then make it eighty

773
00:41:41,080 --> 00:41:44,480
Speaker 2: and then pretty soon there's this isn't an issue anymore.

774
00:41:45,239 --> 00:41:48,440
Speaker 1: But also what's the purpose of that as well? Like

775
00:41:48,640 --> 00:41:52,320
Speaker 1: just to have a bunch of inbred left handed sales.

776
00:41:53,520 --> 00:41:57,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's no purpose to any of this, that's the thing. Also,

777
00:41:57,160 --> 00:41:59,160
Speaker 2: I think I'm done with s card Go. I've had

778
00:41:59,160 --> 00:41:59,879
Speaker 2: it enough time.

779
00:42:00,200 --> 00:42:04,600
Speaker 1: And I guess what, I just had it yesterday at

780
00:42:04,640 --> 00:42:05,759
Speaker 1: boss Off.

781
00:42:06,160 --> 00:42:07,320
Speaker 2: Oh that's a good restaurant.

782
00:42:07,400 --> 00:42:11,360
Speaker 1: It's a great restaurant. And uh yeah, I'm done. Yeah,

783
00:42:11,440 --> 00:42:12,560
Speaker 1: can be done with escargo.

784
00:42:13,200 --> 00:42:16,120
Speaker 2: There's there's no upside. I've only had like two great

785
00:42:16,160 --> 00:42:17,920
Speaker 2: ones ever, and one was it was in a puff

786
00:42:17,960 --> 00:42:21,200
Speaker 2: pastry and so so good. But what I always discovered

787
00:42:21,239 --> 00:42:26,080
Speaker 2: now it is like if you're if the presentation is, hey,

788
00:42:26,120 --> 00:42:30,160
Speaker 2: this is all garlic and olive oil and parsley, and

789
00:42:30,200 --> 00:42:34,200
Speaker 2: so all you're eating is butter and garlic, I'm interested.

790
00:42:34,760 --> 00:42:36,480
Speaker 2: Give me a cruton in there. I don't need that

791
00:42:36,520 --> 00:42:38,640
Speaker 2: to be a living thing. Agreed. I agree.

792
00:42:38,800 --> 00:42:40,520
Speaker 1: That's how I felt. I was just like I was

793
00:42:40,600 --> 00:42:43,920
Speaker 1: just mopping up the and for some reason the oscargo

794
00:42:43,960 --> 00:42:46,760
Speaker 1: we had the snails were really far up in there.

795
00:42:48,280 --> 00:42:50,120
Speaker 1: It was really hard to get them out.

796
00:42:50,280 --> 00:42:53,640
Speaker 2: Easy to pass on that. No more RASCargO, No more octopus,

797
00:42:53,800 --> 00:42:57,879
Speaker 2: No more OCTOPI too smart, too cool?

798
00:42:58,400 --> 00:43:01,920
Speaker 1: Uh, send us home in a sweet little package, Scott.

799
00:43:02,080 --> 00:43:03,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is a nice one actually, because it's so

800
00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:08,359
Speaker 2: it's very bananas. It's giving bananas. As the youth would

801
00:43:08,360 --> 00:43:11,960
Speaker 2: have said. Nine months ago, Detroit's MP sent this in Detroit.

802
00:43:12,080 --> 00:43:15,760
Speaker 2: MP sends good stories. Thank you. This was in USA Today,

803
00:43:15,800 --> 00:43:18,239
Speaker 2: which is widely known as the most colorful newspaper and

804
00:43:18,280 --> 00:43:22,880
Speaker 2: every hotel lobby you've ever been to, written by Jamie LaRue,

805
00:43:23,360 --> 00:43:23,719
Speaker 2: thank you.

806
00:43:23,800 --> 00:43:26,640
Speaker 1: When USA Today came out and they had infographics and

807
00:43:26,640 --> 00:43:29,319
Speaker 1: people were like, this is the dumb newspaper. Do you

808
00:43:29,320 --> 00:43:29,680
Speaker 1: remember that?

809
00:43:29,719 --> 00:43:30,520
Speaker 2: I do? I do?

810
00:43:30,680 --> 00:43:33,840
Speaker 1: And now it's just like, thank God, USA today exists

811
00:43:33,880 --> 00:43:38,840
Speaker 1: because there's everything is so much dumber than USA today.

812
00:43:38,920 --> 00:43:43,800
Speaker 1: USA today is now up high in my trustworthy news sources.

813
00:43:44,280 --> 00:43:46,640
Speaker 2: Yeah. That's like I've always had that theory with weird

814
00:43:46,680 --> 00:43:49,359
Speaker 2: Al Yankovic because he existed before the Internet. But now

815
00:43:49,400 --> 00:43:52,560
Speaker 2: everything's so weird that now he's just regular Al Yankovic.

816
00:43:52,680 --> 00:43:55,080
Speaker 2: Like he was weird so early, but he's still alive

817
00:43:55,120 --> 00:43:57,680
Speaker 2: and doing great, so now he's just Al Yankovic. Just

818
00:43:58,239 --> 00:44:02,520
Speaker 2: the world got weirder. Retired Ford worker so got that,

819
00:44:02,640 --> 00:44:05,920
Speaker 2: retired at the Ford factory, got it. His wallet travels

820
00:44:05,960 --> 00:44:09,080
Speaker 2: one hundred and fifty thousand miles in a Ford Edge

821
00:44:09,160 --> 00:44:13,080
Speaker 2: engine and is found. Wow, Richard Gilford.

822
00:44:12,640 --> 00:44:13,600
Speaker 1: You're an engine.

823
00:44:13,920 --> 00:44:18,279
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay. Richard Guilford remembers Christmas twenty fourteen like it

824
00:44:18,360 --> 00:44:22,200
Speaker 2: was yesterday because he because it was the now retired

825
00:44:22,400 --> 00:44:27,680
Speaker 2: Ford Motor Company assembly plant worker he lost his wallet

826
00:44:27,680 --> 00:44:30,200
Speaker 2: that day on the job and accepted he would never

827
00:44:30,239 --> 00:44:33,319
Speaker 2: see it again, and he didn't, at least not for

828
00:44:33,320 --> 00:44:36,680
Speaker 2: more than a decade. Guildford, who's fifty slicks fifty six,

829
00:44:36,760 --> 00:44:40,920
Speaker 2: lives in Petersburg's Michigan fifty slick he's fifty slicks. He's

830
00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:44,960
Speaker 2: fifty six, and the dude doesn't do us cargo. He

831
00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:49,080
Speaker 2: lives five miles south of Dundee, which also means nothing

832
00:44:49,120 --> 00:44:52,480
Speaker 2: to us. He retired from Ford in January twenty twenty four,

833
00:44:52,560 --> 00:44:55,520
Speaker 2: but in twenty fourteen, he was repairing the electrical system

834
00:44:55,640 --> 00:44:58,960
Speaker 2: of vehicles at a Michigan assembly plant in Wayne when

835
00:44:59,160 --> 00:45:04,360
Speaker 2: unbeknounced to him his wallet's unslipped out of his shirt pocket,

836
00:45:04,719 --> 00:45:09,040
Speaker 2: landing amid the transmission system of a twenty fifteen red

837
00:45:09,680 --> 00:45:13,839
Speaker 2: Ford Edge suv. The wallet would end up going on

838
00:45:13,920 --> 00:45:17,360
Speaker 2: a one hundred and fifty one thousand mile odyssey across

839
00:45:17,440 --> 00:45:22,640
Speaker 2: multiple states before a mechanic in Minnesota last month discovered

840
00:45:22,760 --> 00:45:25,600
Speaker 2: that the obstacle was preventing him from putting the vehicle's

841
00:45:25,640 --> 00:45:30,920
Speaker 2: airbox back in place. He discovered a man's leather wallet.

842
00:45:31,800 --> 00:45:34,719
Speaker 2: So basically, a mechanic in Minnesota's trying to fix this

843
00:45:34,800 --> 00:45:37,239
Speaker 2: transmission and he can't get this thing to work, and

844
00:45:37,280 --> 00:45:39,920
Speaker 2: there's another dude's wallet in there from twenty fourteen.

845
00:45:39,960 --> 00:45:42,320
Speaker 1: Did he I mean like, also, was it just cooked

846
00:45:42,400 --> 00:45:43,080
Speaker 1: from the heat.

847
00:45:43,520 --> 00:45:46,160
Speaker 2: Nope, it's so preserved. And even the ID which is

848
00:45:46,200 --> 00:45:49,480
Speaker 2: on the article is just Siguy's license. So he messaged

849
00:45:49,800 --> 00:45:51,480
Speaker 2: Gilford in the middle of the night with a picture

850
00:45:51,480 --> 00:45:54,160
Speaker 2: of and said, did you lose your wallet years ago? Lol?

851
00:45:54,360 --> 00:45:56,399
Speaker 2: I found it. It's in the engine of a car.

852
00:45:56,560 --> 00:46:00,680
Speaker 2: It's in Minnesota. Guilford told Detroit Free Press for eleven

853
00:46:00,760 --> 00:46:02,719
Speaker 2: years that Walt has been riding on top of a

854
00:46:02,760 --> 00:46:07,200
Speaker 2: transmission held in there by an airbox. I won't boris

855
00:46:07,280 --> 00:46:10,520
Speaker 2: with all the details, but let me get to the

856
00:46:10,640 --> 00:46:14,160
Speaker 2: very last paragraph here. I mean, it is a long article.

857
00:46:14,719 --> 00:46:19,000
Speaker 2: I would say it's a five page article as a

858
00:46:19,040 --> 00:46:21,880
Speaker 2: result of which could have just been there was a wallet.

859
00:46:21,880 --> 00:46:23,319
Speaker 1: Did this thing for a long time?

860
00:46:23,960 --> 00:46:28,839
Speaker 2: Yeah? Story baby yu bah blah bah bah. Yeah. So

861
00:46:28,880 --> 00:46:30,920
Speaker 2: an eighty eight year old man owned it, owned the

862
00:46:31,040 --> 00:46:33,160
Speaker 2: edge of when one hundred and fifty one thousand miles.

863
00:46:33,400 --> 00:46:36,280
Speaker 2: The man died the day after Vulk, the other mechanic

864
00:46:36,320 --> 00:46:37,000
Speaker 2: found the wallet.

865
00:46:37,040 --> 00:46:39,640
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that is crazy. The wallet was keeping

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Speaker 1: him alive.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it was. It was. It was powering him by

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00:46:42,800 --> 00:46:49,120
Speaker 2: removing that. He killed that fool. It was like his

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00:46:49,160 --> 00:46:49,919
Speaker 2: achilles heel.

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Speaker 1: You never know, you never know what's actually keeping you alive.

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Speaker 2: Folks. All right, that's right, Gilford said. Everything in the

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00:46:56,600 --> 00:46:59,000
Speaker 2: wallet is in good shape, considering the journey and endured.

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00:46:59,160 --> 00:47:02,960
Speaker 2: Guildford said Cabella's ensured him it would issue him new

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00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:05,279
Speaker 2: gift cards. He had gift cards in it, and he

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00:47:05,360 --> 00:47:08,080
Speaker 2: says some things in it were hot and crisp. Think

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00:47:08,080 --> 00:47:10,640
Speaker 2: of how hot that car must have got. Gilford said,

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Speaker 2: it doesn't look like it ever got wet, just hot.

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Speaker 2: That little corner kept the wallet safe, completely dry, and

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00:47:16,200 --> 00:47:19,880
Speaker 2: completely preserved. I want the wallet to stay as it

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00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:22,719
Speaker 2: is now. It is a memento, Yeah, it really is.

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Speaker 1: It needs to be put in a glass box and

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Speaker 1: put up on a shelf.

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Speaker 2: I think the Ford Motor Company should buy it from

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00:47:29,239 --> 00:47:31,319
Speaker 2: him or do it as a loan out put in

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00:47:31,360 --> 00:47:34,360
Speaker 2: the factory. My our friend Emily Foster got married in

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00:47:34,440 --> 00:47:37,040
Speaker 2: an old Ford Model T factory. There was a lot

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00:47:37,080 --> 00:47:40,200
Speaker 2: of cool stuff there. Very funny to see people get

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00:47:40,239 --> 00:47:43,360
Speaker 2: married in between a line of old Ford Model t's.

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Speaker 1: But if there was just a wallet there, yeah, I

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Speaker 1: would love it. Come on, Ford, do the right thing.

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Speaker 2: Ford, step up and do the right thing for once. Actually,

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00:47:53,520 --> 00:47:55,879
Speaker 2: real quick, did you see Ford figured out a new

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00:47:55,920 --> 00:48:01,080
Speaker 2: way to assemble cars again? No, dude, this is crazy.

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Speaker 1: What do they do?

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Speaker 2: It's gonna save so much money. Car Fords are gonna

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00:48:05,320 --> 00:48:09,680
Speaker 2: get least expensive. They assemble the car in three different things,

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00:48:09,719 --> 00:48:12,319
Speaker 2: so three different pieces, so it's like the front, the back,

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00:48:12,360 --> 00:48:14,840
Speaker 2: in the middle, and so they have access to everything

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Speaker 2: really quickly. And then at the end they put the

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00:48:17,440 --> 00:48:20,200
Speaker 2: three segments together to build a car, so you're able

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00:48:20,239 --> 00:48:23,080
Speaker 2: to change things out faster. But basically it speeds everything

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00:48:23,160 --> 00:48:26,320
Speaker 2: up and Fords are going to be cheaper. Wow, because

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00:48:26,400 --> 00:48:29,040
Speaker 2: yet again Ford figured out a new way to do

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Speaker 2: an assembly line. I was reading that going again so stupid.

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Speaker 2: I was just like, that's how I would have done it,

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Speaker 2: because I would have been like, first you put out

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Speaker 2: two pieces of bread. On left piece of bread, you

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00:48:43,640 --> 00:48:47,680
Speaker 2: put cheese and condiments lettuce and tomato. On the right.

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Speaker 2: You put the meats, then you close them together. Like

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Speaker 2: I'm such a dumb ass.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, Well, I'm happy layers are going to get cheaper

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Speaker 1: because cars are dom expensive right now.

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