WEBVTT - Ep97: Delete My Search History!! 0:00:02.640 --> 0:00:07.080 Yo, yo yo, what's up. Welcome It's another episode of 0:00:07.160 --> 0:00:11.080 Horrible Decisions. This your girl, Mandy B and I'm wheezy. 0:00:11.240 --> 0:00:14.680 Here we go. I was waiting for Happy fucking Monday, sluts. 0:00:14.720 --> 0:00:17.480 This is going to be a really gross episode. So 0:00:17.560 --> 0:00:19.320 I'm gonna be honest with you. A lot of the 0:00:19.320 --> 0:00:22.639 things that I've found are some fear factor ship that 0:00:22.680 --> 0:00:24.560 we're gonna bring up. So, yeah, do you have a 0:00:24.560 --> 0:00:26.880 week started like that? That's cool to warn them. So 0:00:27.120 --> 0:00:29.880 this episode may be triggering. I don't know if it's triggering, 0:00:29.920 --> 0:00:32.320 but once I found out what Rosebud porn is, then 0:00:32.360 --> 0:00:34.680 I was disgusting. I was like, okay, it's pretty bad 0:00:35.240 --> 0:00:38.200 looking up. Well, we'll go ahead. Um we do want 0:00:38.240 --> 0:00:42.479 to give a huge shout out and birthday um wish 0:00:42.640 --> 0:00:46.839 I guess to Angela yee. We went to Amadodley and 0:00:47.040 --> 0:00:52.960 d J Envy and die let me. Just couldn't get 0:00:53.040 --> 0:00:56.240 that ship right for say, the three names really fast 0:00:56.280 --> 0:01:00.560 start with DJ dj Envy, Angelie and Charlotta Mayne. Yeah, bitch, 0:01:00.640 --> 0:01:02.720 I got that. I was saying it this morning and 0:01:02.760 --> 0:01:08.240 I was like, Angela, MV sho. Um. We had a 0:01:08.319 --> 0:01:11.400 lot of fun. Thank you for the invY, so I 0:01:11.480 --> 0:01:16.440 wanted to tell you. So, someone I had sex with 0:01:16.640 --> 0:01:18.920 was at the party right and hadn't fokes to him 0:01:18.920 --> 0:01:22.880 in like a month, and we saw each other and 0:01:23.000 --> 0:01:25.000 the second he saw me, came up hugged me, and 0:01:25.040 --> 0:01:27.040 I was like, okay, great, this is nice. We're done. 0:01:28.000 --> 0:01:30.440 We passed each other. I was saying, maybe another five times, 0:01:31.560 --> 0:01:33.560 and then the last time that he came up to me, 0:01:33.840 --> 0:01:36.399 I was talking to a very attractive man that I've 0:01:36.480 --> 0:01:38.680 never seen out before. I don't know who he was, 0:01:38.720 --> 0:01:40.479 but niggas kept coming up to him. So I'm like, damn, 0:01:40.880 --> 0:01:42.360 like I'm trying to figure out what his name is. 0:01:42.400 --> 0:01:43.600 I'm like, so what do you do? And he's like, 0:01:43.680 --> 0:01:45.600 you know a lot of things. I was like, okay, 0:01:46.000 --> 0:01:49.400 see somebody I don't know, so hold on, no, I 0:01:49.480 --> 0:01:51.080 can't actually tell you what he does. It's he works 0:01:51.120 --> 0:01:52.760 for a brand that all the niggas wear and does 0:01:52.840 --> 0:01:56.560 some big ship for it. But right when I'm getting 0:01:56.560 --> 0:01:58.800 his number, wouldn't you know, the nigga comes up to 0:01:58.840 --> 0:02:00.480 me and he was like, did I tell you how 0:02:00.640 --> 0:02:02.120 how great it was to see you? And then called 0:02:02.160 --> 0:02:04.400 me by my real name in front and nigga which 0:02:04.440 --> 0:02:06.640 was a very like oh I know her for real 0:02:07.000 --> 0:02:11.919 and I'm like, yo, I've come the fun. I was 0:02:12.040 --> 0:02:14.880 so annoyed, Mandy, that's right when I was like taking 0:02:15.040 --> 0:02:17.880 his phone and like putting the number and he was like, yeah, 0:02:17.880 --> 0:02:19.000 I'll tell you how good he was to see and 0:02:19.040 --> 0:02:20.919 I'm like, yeah, right to see you too, buddy, That's 0:02:20.919 --> 0:02:23.400 exactly what. And then when he walked away, I called 0:02:23.480 --> 0:02:25.560 him Pally. I've never said that my life by Pally. 0:02:25.800 --> 0:02:31.519 I was like, get Palli. I wanted, yes, bitch, that 0:02:31.560 --> 0:02:35.359 ain't your buddy. Oh Pal, and you begin Dick down Bay, listen, 0:02:35.880 --> 0:02:38.040 don't be cock blocking me from New Dick. I would 0:02:38.040 --> 0:02:40.840 have never done that to him if he but guys 0:02:40.880 --> 0:02:43.720 are very territorial like that. I actually felt good, like 0:02:43.919 --> 0:02:46.359 I love New York for that reason that I'd be 0:02:46.440 --> 0:02:49.320 going out and I'll be fucking nobody, like I don't 0:02:49.320 --> 0:02:51.760 be fucking nobody in the room like and I love it. 0:02:52.320 --> 0:02:54.480 I mean, as long as it's not All Star weekend 0:02:54.520 --> 0:02:56.639 and yeah, I have not sucked anybody in the room 0:02:56.840 --> 0:02:59.160 and it feels great, like I can't say that that 0:02:59.320 --> 0:03:03.560 was the same. I live in Orlando, small, but the 0:03:03.639 --> 0:03:06.320 circles are really small here, so it's like you and 0:03:06.440 --> 0:03:08.720 I've been here six years now, so it just feels 0:03:08.720 --> 0:03:11.359 good that when I go out, I don't really have 0:03:11.680 --> 0:03:14.600 the whole running into people. I fucked. Um, thing happened 0:03:14.639 --> 0:03:19.160 too much. I will say, Um, I seven for the 0:03:19.200 --> 0:03:22.160 first time in twenty nineteen and it was great. Um. 0:03:22.240 --> 0:03:24.720 I think he was too high though, because he's he 0:03:25.120 --> 0:03:27.679 does all these analogies. After we get done fucking, he 0:03:27.800 --> 0:03:30.240 always says how much we have porn sex. He's like, man, 0:03:30.320 --> 0:03:33.200 it's like a porno every time. So we're talking and 0:03:33.240 --> 0:03:35.680 I'm like, yeah, because I think we went almost a 0:03:35.720 --> 0:03:38.120 month and a half without fucking because our schedules just 0:03:38.160 --> 0:03:39.720 wentn't allowed. I was traveling a lot at the end 0:03:39.720 --> 0:03:42.160 of the year, and so is he, and so I 0:03:42.320 --> 0:03:44.080 was like, yeah, well, I know the bitches ain't fuck 0:03:44.120 --> 0:03:48.280 you like that. Do you know that this nigga kind 0:03:48.280 --> 0:03:50.400 of said I had Pokemon pussy and I felt like 0:03:51.280 --> 0:03:53.800 Pokemon pussy. So this is what happened, right, This is 0:03:53.840 --> 0:03:55.760 how I know he was high as fun. So we 0:03:55.840 --> 0:03:58.520 got done fucking and we're talking about what's what's been 0:03:58.560 --> 0:04:01.280 going on? Right, He's I was like Baltazar, but not 0:04:01.400 --> 0:04:04.560 really bothers are. I don't know what no, no, no no, 0:04:04.800 --> 0:04:07.240 But we were talking about that is not a We 0:04:07.360 --> 0:04:11.480 were talking about the trusted right out, and we was 0:04:11.520 --> 0:04:14.280 talking about like so I was like, nigga, we're talking 0:04:14.280 --> 0:04:16.320 about pokemons down. He's like, so this is what it's like, 0:04:16.720 --> 0:04:19.080 you know, like when you got the person all the 0:04:19.120 --> 0:04:21.000 way at the top that everyone tries to fight to 0:04:21.160 --> 0:04:23.440 make better, like to beat out. And I was like, 0:04:23.480 --> 0:04:25.400 I'm not gonna lie. It was so funny because he 0:04:25.480 --> 0:04:27.599 was getting in character. He's like, you like way up 0:04:27.600 --> 0:04:29.880 here like the master, and then like the other bitches, 0:04:29.920 --> 0:04:31.680 I'll be sucking. They're trying to fight to get their 0:04:31.680 --> 0:04:33.160 way up to you to beat the master. Well, I 0:04:33.200 --> 0:04:36.760 guess you can just out of the Pokemon hey. So 0:04:36.920 --> 0:04:38.600 then I was like looking up, I was like, wait, 0:04:39.200 --> 0:04:42.640 so I know Charmanda turns into chars Are, but isn't 0:04:42.680 --> 0:04:46.320 there someone else after Charisard wasn't like the top Pokemon 0:04:46.440 --> 0:04:47.960 start with a Z because so when I was in 0:04:48.040 --> 0:04:52.120 third grade, I used to like trade Pokemon car niggas. 0:04:52.480 --> 0:04:58.080 So like I'm trying to the third grade trading ship. 0:04:58.279 --> 0:05:00.520 So I'm trying to think which one was the hardest 0:05:00.560 --> 0:05:04.240 card to get with Pokemon, wasn't it a Pokemon and 0:05:04.279 --> 0:05:07.680 started with like a Z or something like that. I 0:05:07.720 --> 0:05:09.280 can look it up anyway, Yeah, look it up. So 0:05:09.400 --> 0:05:12.080 I tried, But then all these names of Pokemon that 0:05:12.120 --> 0:05:13.480 I don't know. So I feel like maybe there was 0:05:13.520 --> 0:05:15.600 other generations of Pokemon that came out after I was 0:05:15.640 --> 0:05:18.719 watching Pokemon, because then I didn't know nothing. Hardest Pokemon 0:05:18.839 --> 0:05:20.760 to catches, I'm like, I remember this one. It was 0:05:20.839 --> 0:05:24.760 like the shiny card. That's the shiny carbon Wait, no dragon, 0:05:24.839 --> 0:05:27.520 I charged out hers like just a chars Aar was 0:05:27.520 --> 0:05:30.160 still a complicated one to get here. The most oh, 0:05:30.720 --> 0:05:34.680 I guess it's Charles is just a popular one was 0:05:34.760 --> 0:05:39.400 ray Quaza, he black ray Kuaza, dark Eye. That's sounds 0:05:39.400 --> 0:05:44.960 like dark guy and he's dark. That's fucking racist. The 0:05:45.040 --> 0:05:48.880 most rare Pokemon is No, there's too many. I'm sorry, No, 0:05:49.040 --> 0:05:50.800 there's a lot. So we were talking about that, and 0:05:50.880 --> 0:05:53.120 then so I got on Instagram Live and we were 0:05:53.160 --> 0:05:55.680 talking about Pokemon, and so I really think my pussy 0:05:55.720 --> 0:05:58.039 is jiggly puffcause jiggily Puff used to put people to sleep. 0:05:58.560 --> 0:06:00.760 So I feel like I got gigglely pup pussy, and 0:06:00.800 --> 0:06:03.440 I just like the name because my booty be jiggling 0:06:03.480 --> 0:06:07.760 now too cute. I've never really named my pussy. My 0:06:07.839 --> 0:06:10.000 pussy name is not jiggley Puff. I didn't like that. 0:06:10.400 --> 0:06:12.960 What what would you name your pussy? Not after a pokemon, 0:06:13.200 --> 0:06:15.119 but maybe like a superhero you had to name your pussy? 0:06:15.120 --> 0:06:16.760 What would you name Thinking about this sex in the 0:06:16.839 --> 0:06:19.960 City episode where she was talking about because the therapist 0:06:20.440 --> 0:06:21.960 it was Charlotte and her husband and do you remember 0:06:21.960 --> 0:06:24.880 he couldn't get it out there right, so he was like, 0:06:25.080 --> 0:06:27.360 what would you like to name the you know, your 0:06:27.560 --> 0:06:30.960 genitals so that it's not awkward. She said, I'm gonna 0:06:31.000 --> 0:06:35.360 go with Rebecca. She was like, it's just a nice name. 0:06:35.600 --> 0:06:38.080 It really is. And honestly, when you asked me that, 0:06:38.160 --> 0:06:40.040 I was like, I don't know, like a lola. It's 0:06:40.040 --> 0:06:42.920 a good pussy name, and that's like a flower and 0:06:43.040 --> 0:06:46.240 just like a nice home name to Speaking of names, 0:06:47.080 --> 0:06:51.719 I just got accepted to Riyah and I gave up 0:06:51.760 --> 0:06:54.040 on dating apps. So I was on Riyah but got 0:06:54.160 --> 0:06:57.680 kicked off for a screenshot of someone famous and did 0:06:57.760 --> 0:06:59.280 not know that's how the app works. I've been trying 0:06:59.279 --> 0:07:01.160 to get my friends on Riot to get me back on. 0:07:01.760 --> 0:07:04.520 Shout out to Erica from Good Mom's Bad Podcast, Andrew try, 0:07:04.560 --> 0:07:06.920 all my friends try. Now, by the way, it's not 0:07:07.040 --> 0:07:08.880 just a dating app, Like there's a social part of 0:07:08.960 --> 0:07:10.680 it too, Like I don't I guess I can't tell 0:07:10.720 --> 0:07:12.320 you what song on there, but like I've seen some 0:07:12.400 --> 0:07:14.360 people in the media industry in there. I'm like, okay, dope, 0:07:14.560 --> 0:07:17.920 but I'm more on there for dick dam pussy. So 0:07:18.480 --> 0:07:21.320 I'm back on the app right. And the only thing 0:07:21.400 --> 0:07:24.520 that sucks about Ryan, obviously it's people in the creative 0:07:24.560 --> 0:07:27.720 industry is that wee see what the funk is in there. 0:07:27.880 --> 0:07:30.520 Like your Instagram is tied to Riya, so like any 0:07:30.560 --> 0:07:34.280 guy that writes me first immediately gets to see your 0:07:34.280 --> 0:07:36.640 Instagram talks about my Instagram. I'm just gonna read you 0:07:36.680 --> 0:07:40.480 the last message I have um from Zach hey g 0:07:41.080 --> 0:07:43.160 about to download an episode of your podcast with a 0:07:43.240 --> 0:07:47.760 plane any Rex, So I said, l O L I'm 0:07:47.760 --> 0:07:50.400 going to assume that you've dug through enough. What title 0:07:50.480 --> 0:07:55.040 interested you the most? He put ha ha honestly started 0:07:55.120 --> 0:08:00.160 with Top Moments, Wow, shoe Fucker's huh. You know it's 0:08:00.200 --> 0:08:04.560 crazy that that was the first episode that my coworkers 0:08:04.840 --> 0:08:07.400 listened to because I had to let them nor im 0:08:07.440 --> 0:08:09.320 going on tour and they're like, wait, So that it 0:08:09.440 --> 0:08:11.000 delved into like what do you do? And I was 0:08:11.080 --> 0:08:13.080 just like, and that was our first episode, and I 0:08:13.240 --> 0:08:15.880 was just like, so that's shoe fucking is literally what 0:08:15.960 --> 0:08:19.000 I hate about that episode now, Like, I really love 0:08:19.080 --> 0:08:20.960 doing the compiling of the episodes because it's the one 0:08:21.000 --> 0:08:22.840 that me and many like really like kind of brainstorm 0:08:22.880 --> 0:08:25.160 the most and talk with you all. And even though 0:08:25.240 --> 0:08:26.960 some people think it's a lazy episode, I love it. 0:08:27.120 --> 0:08:30.520 But therapy is the first thing, so people that never 0:08:30.600 --> 0:08:33.199 have heard it, the shoe bucking is the first thing, 0:08:33.400 --> 0:08:35.559 and then it gets into therapy. Therapy second it does, 0:08:36.960 --> 0:08:38.640 because then he just started asking me while he was fighting. 0:08:38.679 --> 0:08:40.719 I'm like, damn, it's only been five minutes. You heard that. Yeah, No, 0:08:41.080 --> 0:08:43.760 therapy is the second one because it pretty much brings 0:08:44.120 --> 0:08:46.959 where So I feel like the shoe fucking was kind 0:08:47.000 --> 0:08:48.880 of one of the very first episodes we did in 0:08:48.920 --> 0:08:51.760 the studio when everyone walked in and we're all loud speaker, 0:08:51.840 --> 0:08:53.760 so that's kind of how it started. And then the 0:08:53.800 --> 0:08:56.679 therapy was like, yeah, so we had childs and tribulations 0:08:56.920 --> 0:09:02.400 over the past year though that we overcome. Um. But yeah, 0:09:02.600 --> 0:09:04.600 so all right, I was I was talking about our 0:09:04.640 --> 0:09:06.959 therapy when I went on another podcast recently, and I 0:09:07.120 --> 0:09:10.599 was like, no, no, no. But as much as I 0:09:10.760 --> 0:09:16.520 hated doing that episode, I realized, like how different it was, 0:09:16.800 --> 0:09:20.480 just because on some real ship other podcasters that tell 0:09:20.520 --> 0:09:23.000 me about their co hosts and like talk about them. 0:09:23.080 --> 0:09:28.160 I'm like, wow, y'all, spades don't like each other the 0:09:28.200 --> 0:09:30.880 same way we do. We just share well. Me and Wheezy, 0:09:30.960 --> 0:09:33.440 if you haven't noticed, have been doing much better. We're 0:09:33.480 --> 0:09:35.199 even going out bitch on to see you what three 0:09:35.200 --> 0:09:38.080 times when full times this week? Like, and we're we're 0:09:38.160 --> 0:09:40.160 knocking out a lot of content, me and her. We're 0:09:40.200 --> 0:09:43.400 both at Angela's party together. When you're deep in the bag, 0:09:43.520 --> 0:09:45.800 it's really hard to not like each other. That's another 0:09:45.880 --> 0:09:48.720 good thing too. Yeah, I believe that, Like, I can't 0:09:48.760 --> 0:09:50.760 hate you with checks, I just can't. What am I 0:09:50.760 --> 0:09:52.839 gonna do technically, Like we get it's a check with 0:09:52.960 --> 0:09:54.520 both of our names on it to a bank account. 0:09:56.520 --> 0:09:59.679 You and I can't even hate her because then I 0:09:59.760 --> 0:10:01.800 look that account and I'm like, oh, there's a comma 0:10:02.000 --> 0:10:05.040 and there's like that's there's a lot in that account 0:10:05.200 --> 0:10:08.160 right now. Hey girl, have a wonderful day at work. 0:10:08.600 --> 0:10:11.400 I would tak the weezy hike, you know, good afternoon today, 0:10:11.800 --> 0:10:14.840 even today with this episode, I text oar said, side dope, 0:10:15.760 --> 0:10:17.679 this was a really good topic that you came up with. 0:10:17.840 --> 0:10:19.959 Good job, kudos to you. Let's go in the studio 0:10:20.000 --> 0:10:21.960 and have a great day. I mean, what else are 0:10:22.000 --> 0:10:24.679 we gonna do? You're telling be mad about you when 0:10:24.679 --> 0:10:27.360 the horrible decisions just paid my rent? No I'm not. Yeah, no, 0:10:27.520 --> 0:10:29.959 you're right, but I mean no, I think it's really 0:10:30.040 --> 0:10:31.920 cool that like and like I said, I really hated 0:10:32.000 --> 0:10:35.160 doing it because I kind of assumed that having the 0:10:35.240 --> 0:10:38.280 therapy out and the open would be a spectable tactical right, 0:10:38.400 --> 0:10:41.559 like making us a joke, But it totally was the 0:10:41.640 --> 0:10:45.040 other way around. Like even if niggas laughed at it 0:10:45.080 --> 0:10:47.000 and we didn't know or see that, like it changed 0:10:47.080 --> 0:10:49.680 it for me, you know, putting all my fucking flaws 0:10:49.760 --> 0:10:52.880 on the table, letting people just opening up my feelings 0:10:52.920 --> 0:10:55.360 for you, people being able to tell me, hey, you 0:10:55.480 --> 0:11:01.679 were wrong or cry it was ugly first mom was 0:11:01.760 --> 0:11:05.600 that way? Bro? Okay, So do you know how ugly 0:11:05.679 --> 0:11:07.520 you are when you cry. It's a cute one. No, 0:11:07.760 --> 0:11:15.679 it's nice. I'm an email host. Honestly, my cry, Like, 0:11:15.800 --> 0:11:18.120 my tears just come out so often, like I know 0:11:18.200 --> 0:11:20.520 how to like change them now. I also learned like 0:11:20.559 --> 0:11:23.000 little things to make yourself stop crying, like tongue on 0:11:23.040 --> 0:11:25.560 the roof of your mouth, Like, bitch, really like tears 0:11:25.640 --> 0:11:30.439 just be coming out. I'll talk to you, call it 0:11:30.520 --> 0:11:33.199 your therapist. You'd be crying. She's like, now, just put 0:11:33.240 --> 0:11:36.559 your tongue to the top of your mouth. Her the 0:11:36.600 --> 0:11:38.440 tongue thing, but like it was something with your tongue 0:11:38.480 --> 0:11:40.480 that can like stop the tears, Like holding a bag 0:11:40.600 --> 0:11:42.680 or something like that can maybe help with the tears. 0:11:43.080 --> 0:11:44.599 But yeah, I was talking to this homeless woman on 0:11:44.640 --> 0:11:46.680 the train the other day and I was like, coming, 0:11:46.720 --> 0:11:50.319 that's coming in. I started bawling. Bro. Yeah, I like 0:11:50.640 --> 0:11:52.800 I like crying just for like shows and movies. But 0:11:52.840 --> 0:11:54.839 it's really weird, like I cry like and I know 0:11:54.960 --> 0:11:57.079 that that's where I literally hold all my cries for 0:11:57.200 --> 0:11:59.920 in real life, because I'll be watching like locked up 0:12:00.080 --> 0:12:03.360 raw and I'll be balling the whole time. What's the 0:12:03.440 --> 0:12:06.520 last thing you cried over? Okay, Undercover Boss, I'm not 0:12:06.559 --> 0:12:10.880 gonna lie every episode. I cry at the end when 0:12:11.000 --> 0:12:14.360 it's like, so we're gonna you remember how you have 0:12:14.800 --> 0:12:17.559 difficulty paying your medical bills. I'm gonna pay your medical 0:12:17.600 --> 0:12:20.400 bills for you. And then the fucking crocodile tears just 0:12:20.480 --> 0:12:23.920 start sucking going. So yeah, I would say, Undercover Boss, 0:12:23.960 --> 0:12:25.640 I was just watching that not long ago. I'm kind 0:12:25.679 --> 0:12:27.800 of thing it was a show. I watched a reality 0:12:27.880 --> 0:12:29.800 show where I think it might have been I Am Jazz, 0:12:29.880 --> 0:12:32.440 you know what that is? Um So, because I've burned 0:12:32.480 --> 0:12:37.920 through ninety fiance, I now have just like TLC on demand, 0:12:37.960 --> 0:12:40.679 so I'm looking there's a show about a thirteen year 0:12:40.679 --> 0:12:43.200 old trans girl and like she kind of just talked 0:12:43.200 --> 0:12:45.000 about what she's going through now she's about to get 0:12:45.080 --> 0:12:46.959 surgery that that's going to change her life, and it's 0:12:47.000 --> 0:12:50.040 like it really fucked me up, and it was it's 0:12:50.080 --> 0:12:51.679 a dope show, and like you know, there's she has 0:12:51.720 --> 0:12:54.040 love interests on there and it's it's it's really sweet. 0:12:54.480 --> 0:12:56.760 Um N, Fiance, I've cried over let me tell you 0:12:56.800 --> 0:12:59.360 how obsessed I am over the show. I've watched the 0:12:59.360 --> 0:13:02.800 show so much. I'm watching like clips of like their 0:13:02.840 --> 0:13:05.439 families talking about it on YouTube, like I can't get 0:13:05.440 --> 0:13:08.520 out of it. And now my favorite character, Larissa and Colti. 0:13:08.800 --> 0:13:12.439 She's from Brazil, everything more big black. They got in 0:13:12.520 --> 0:13:15.440 this fight, bitch. It's even if you don't watch the show. 0:13:15.720 --> 0:13:18.560 This clip is so fucking interesting because it's so crazy. 0:13:18.720 --> 0:13:22.080 Me and Ali um incredible. We don't even we don't 0:13:22.080 --> 0:13:24.280 even know her number. I can't even remember the last 0:13:24.280 --> 0:13:25.920 time I talked about the phone, but we will text 0:13:26.000 --> 0:13:29.000 about that ship. I would you would you do Naughty 0:13:29.040 --> 0:13:31.560 Day fiance after Mexico? I really wanted to, but listen 0:13:31.600 --> 0:13:37.520 to her voice. They got in a domestic violence prning. 0:13:38.160 --> 0:13:40.160 I need someone to take me off of the jail. 0:13:40.760 --> 0:13:47.240 Are you going to the jail? That's not funny. You're 0:13:47.400 --> 0:13:50.440 so bad, because why's she gonna come in here? Next episode? 0:13:50.520 --> 0:13:55.480 That same goddamn accident. Police. Let me need to take 0:13:55.520 --> 0:13:57.480 them with it to day. I'll call the police. Wait, 0:13:57.559 --> 0:13:59.880 so she got into a domestic violence issue, which the 0:14:00.000 --> 0:14:04.000 parts sucking extra. This bitch puts everything on the Instagram, right, 0:14:04.160 --> 0:14:06.800 so she starts recording him and she's like, I'm on 0:14:06.920 --> 0:14:09.080 the sleepy on the floor because you'll try to hit 0:14:09.240 --> 0:14:11.520 me and I don't but I don't believe her. And 0:14:11.600 --> 0:14:13.400 he's like, Clarissa, why I don't know what you want 0:14:13.400 --> 0:14:15.280 me to do? You say, I have a small deck. 0:14:15.440 --> 0:14:18.000 He's just you do everything to just make me upset. 0:14:18.640 --> 0:14:21.400 Then she has apparently TMZ covered a bitch. She has 0:14:21.440 --> 0:14:23.000 all these random cuts and do you still have the 0:14:23.000 --> 0:14:24.880 blood was on her face. The blood was from no 0:14:25.000 --> 0:14:27.160 cuts on her face. They couldn't find a cut on 0:14:27.200 --> 0:14:29.480 her face, so all of the blood on her body 0:14:29.600 --> 0:14:31.760 was like inconsistent. So they're like, obviously you made this 0:14:31.760 --> 0:14:35.760 ship up. So that's why, so dust, So that's why 0:14:35.920 --> 0:14:38.840 she went on they're taking me through the jail and uh, 0:14:39.720 --> 0:14:41.440 what's my show? And then he got a mom. He 0:14:41.520 --> 0:14:44.120 lives with his mom, right, and so the mom why 0:14:44.160 --> 0:14:47.440 do they set people up like this? So she's talking 0:14:47.640 --> 0:14:49.360 about the mom whose name is Debbie, right, She's like, 0:14:49.560 --> 0:14:51.400 I don't like it. That'd be fool because you don't 0:14:51.440 --> 0:14:53.880 the clock with the so don't have the clock with 0:14:54.000 --> 0:14:59.120 the season. It's not good. The food so good. Let 0:14:59.160 --> 0:15:02.040 me tell you I got some dick right. Jeeves came 0:15:02.080 --> 0:15:05.600 over a few months ago and uh, I was like, dude, 0:15:05.640 --> 0:15:07.480 I gotta show you what I've been been watching because 0:15:07.480 --> 0:15:08.680 if you weren't here, this is what I'd be doing, 0:15:08.680 --> 0:15:10.880 and I need to knock this season out. He was invested. 0:15:10.960 --> 0:15:14.480 Bitch's like wow. So the dude from Jamaica now moves 0:15:14.520 --> 0:15:18.160 to Pennsylvania to be with Melanie and her children, and 0:15:18.240 --> 0:15:19.720 he's like, you know, I'm no only black dude in 0:15:19.760 --> 0:15:22.600 the neighborhood, but I love Melanie and you know from 0:15:22.640 --> 0:15:26.880 a grain carpo. So the only one that I saw, 0:15:26.960 --> 0:15:28.480 and I don't know if it was not a day fiance, 0:15:29.080 --> 0:15:30.960 was the African dick and a white woman and then 0:15:31.040 --> 0:15:33.040 the bat white woman that did going back to Africa 0:15:33.080 --> 0:15:37.040 and cleared out her account. Yes, and she was like, Michael, Michael, 0:15:37.160 --> 0:15:39.560 did you go to my account? Never going back to 0:15:39.640 --> 0:15:41.640 not he did you see her dress him in the 0:15:41.680 --> 0:15:46.680 Trump Ship? Let's talk about bro. She dressed Michael in 0:15:46.760 --> 0:15:49.240 the goddamn She came to visit him in Nigeria, right. 0:15:49.480 --> 0:15:51.320 She was like, look what I brought you, baby. She 0:15:51.480 --> 0:15:54.400 pulled out this fucking make America Great Again hat and 0:15:54.480 --> 0:15:56.280 the shirt and he's like, I love it. I can't 0:15:56.280 --> 0:15:58.760 wait to get there meet you. Let stick with the 0:15:58.800 --> 0:16:01.680 hands up and then think it clear she's fifty two. 0:16:02.240 --> 0:16:04.640 She's fifty two, he's thirty. He told her, if I 0:16:04.760 --> 0:16:07.560 have a picture you on my phone, the cops gonna 0:16:07.760 --> 0:16:09.840 check my phone and see a white woman. They're gonna 0:16:09.840 --> 0:16:12.720 take up scamming and they're gonna arrest me. So she's 0:16:12.760 --> 0:16:14.600 telling her for her daughter, her friends and ship. She's like, 0:16:14.640 --> 0:16:17.240 I believe him. You don't know the laws and Nigeria 0:16:17.360 --> 0:16:21.600 now him, and she's like, do I think crazy? Do 0:16:21.720 --> 0:16:24.120 I think Michael's using me? Well, I don't know. For 0:16:24.160 --> 0:16:27.520 a few reasons. There's some love there. We've never met, 0:16:27.880 --> 0:16:30.880 and I could be as mother's age, but I've deal 0:16:31.000 --> 0:16:33.760 something now, bro, that ship was the only one. He 0:16:33.880 --> 0:16:37.800 was like, crazy, Angela like my elder, you are like 0:16:37.880 --> 0:16:40.120 a mother to me. She's like, now you're embarrassing me. 0:16:42.360 --> 0:16:47.440 I'm done with so fucking good. Then they got a 0:16:47.480 --> 0:16:50.520 Filipino bitch, who fucking with this nigga who rapped? I 0:16:50.600 --> 0:16:53.560 saw that one is good too. I gotta get into it, 0:16:53.640 --> 0:16:55.960 like really work. There's nothing else on TV, and I'm 0:16:56.000 --> 0:16:58.080 not gonna lie this is that means there has to 0:16:58.120 --> 0:17:03.360 be no chopped beating. Um My Bobby Flabby, I like 0:17:03.480 --> 0:17:07.680 Bobby Flay. Um I'm into um Top Chef, Like I 0:17:07.800 --> 0:17:11.320 watched like the cooking shows. They're great. I'm my dad 0:17:11.440 --> 0:17:14.200 is on. I'm done catching up on Married to Medicine. 0:17:14.200 --> 0:17:16.240 I'm done catching up. Have you heard about the couple 0:17:16.480 --> 0:17:18.840 that can't speak each other's language so they what's app 0:17:18.840 --> 0:17:21.160 each other? Get the bitch? They'd be getting in fights 0:17:21.200 --> 0:17:23.440 on Google Translator. He'd be like, can you make sure 0:17:23.440 --> 0:17:25.359 you get asked TD tests because I think you're pregnant 0:17:25.359 --> 0:17:27.080 by another dude, and so you're hearing him say it 0:17:27.160 --> 0:17:29.040 right and she has no reaction because it has to 0:17:29.119 --> 0:17:31.320 filter it. And then the phone is sitting there and 0:17:31.359 --> 0:17:34.680 she's like no, no, no, and then talks back to 0:17:34.760 --> 0:17:39.679 the phone. They fight through another woman's voice on Google Translator. 0:17:40.119 --> 0:17:42.159 He asked to marry her and she was like um, 0:17:42.440 --> 0:17:46.880 and she was start texting in the phone. That's it's 0:17:46.920 --> 0:17:50.399 so good, ud. It is just such primetime TV. Like 0:17:50.760 --> 0:17:52.280 the person who came up with that in the room. 0:17:52.359 --> 0:17:54.760 I just really need to know how much are they 0:17:54.800 --> 0:17:58.640 paying you money? Because like what a gym? Really? Oh 0:17:59.560 --> 0:18:01.119 so when I to Mexico, Yeah, I was trying to 0:18:01.359 --> 0:18:04.399 be on my ninety day fiance. Bitch, I'm I'm well, 0:18:04.440 --> 0:18:07.159 let's go ahead. We're gonna hap into our Let's just 0:18:07.160 --> 0:18:09.359 go ahead and get onto the kink of the week. 0:18:10.480 --> 0:18:11.960 You want to go ahead and get into this because 0:18:11.960 --> 0:18:14.480 this is some sure you looked up chuck polo. No, 0:18:15.600 --> 0:18:20.200 it's pretty bad. Um. It's called felching. It felching. Here's 0:18:20.240 --> 0:18:23.320 the definition from Fight Club. When a man fucks you 0:18:23.440 --> 0:18:25.440 up the butt without a rubber, he shoots his load 0:18:25.520 --> 0:18:27.960 and plants his mouth on your anus and sucks his 0:18:28.040 --> 0:18:31.720 own warm sperm out. Plus whatever lubrication and fcs are present, 0:18:31.840 --> 0:18:34.560 that's felching. It may or may not include kissing you 0:18:34.640 --> 0:18:37.360 to pass it into your mouth. Basically, an anal cream 0:18:37.400 --> 0:18:39.359 pie is called felching, but it's specifically when a man 0:18:39.440 --> 0:18:45.080 does it and he sucks his own come out the 0:18:45.359 --> 0:18:49.440 faces in this room right now. Now, how to find that, 0:18:49.880 --> 0:18:52.560 one may ask, is because the topic for today, um, 0:18:52.680 --> 0:18:54.520 you know, has to do with point categories. So I'm 0:18:54.560 --> 0:18:56.680 looking up the grossest ones and I found it. But 0:18:57.200 --> 0:18:59.119 before we get to our horrible decision, I want to 0:18:59.160 --> 0:19:01.239 go through Vanilla Ship. Shout out to Salty. We've been 0:19:01.240 --> 0:19:03.879 talking back and forth to a misfits who runs Salty. 0:19:03.920 --> 0:19:06.000 If you guys, don't know what Salty is. It is 0:19:06.119 --> 0:19:10.680 a newsletter, um that it's basically talks about sexual health. 0:19:11.080 --> 0:19:15.159 Writers go in they pretty much it's almost like I 0:19:15.200 --> 0:19:18.359 would explain it almost as blogging sometimes because some of 0:19:18.440 --> 0:19:20.920 the stories are so personal and vivid. But there's a 0:19:20.960 --> 0:19:23.320 slew of different writers on this site. It's free and 0:19:23.480 --> 0:19:27.879 it's just an amazing fucking newsletter all about sex. Ameliorities 0:19:27.960 --> 0:19:30.840 was on her show she covered it. I know Erica Something, 0:19:30.960 --> 0:19:34.480 the woman that had the missectomy for breast cancer. She's 0:19:34.520 --> 0:19:38.159 on there as well. Um. But yeah, the article I 0:19:38.200 --> 0:19:44.320