Speaker 1: Yo, yo yo, what's up. Welcome It's another episode of
Speaker 1: Horrible Decisions. This your girl, Mandy B and I'm wheezy.
Speaker 1: Here we go. I was waiting for Happy fucking Monday, sluts.
Speaker 1: This is going to be a really gross episode. So
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be honest with you. A lot of the
Speaker 1: things that I've found are some fear factor ship that
Speaker 1: we're gonna bring up. So, yeah, do you have a
Speaker 1: week started like that? That's cool to warn them. So
Speaker 1: this episode may be triggering. I don't know if it's triggering,
Speaker 1: but once I found out what Rosebud porn is, then
Speaker 1: I was disgusting. I was like, okay, it's pretty bad
Speaker 1: looking up. Well, we'll go ahead. Um we do want
Speaker 1: to give a huge shout out and birthday um wish
Speaker 1: I guess to Angela yee. We went to Amadodley and
Speaker 1: d J Envy and die let me. Just couldn't get
Speaker 1: that ship right for say, the three names really fast
Speaker 1: start with DJ dj Envy, Angelie and Charlotta Mayne. Yeah, bitch,
Speaker 1: I got that. I was saying it this morning and
Speaker 1: I was like, Angela, MV sho. Um. We had a
Speaker 1: lot of fun. Thank you for the invY, so I
Speaker 1: wanted to tell you. So, someone I had sex with
Speaker 1: was at the party right and hadn't fokes to him
Speaker 1: in like a month, and we saw each other and
Speaker 1: the second he saw me, came up hugged me, and
Speaker 1: I was like, okay, great, this is nice. We're done.
Speaker 1: We passed each other. I was saying, maybe another five times,
Speaker 1: and then the last time that he came up to me,
Speaker 1: I was talking to a very attractive man that I've
Speaker 1: never seen out before. I don't know who he was,
Speaker 1: but niggas kept coming up to him. So I'm like, damn,
Speaker 1: like I'm trying to figure out what his name is.
Speaker 1: I'm like, so what do you do? And he's like,
Speaker 1: you know a lot of things. I was like, okay,
Speaker 1: see somebody I don't know, so hold on, no, I
Speaker 1: can't actually tell you what he does. It's he works
Speaker 1: for a brand that all the niggas wear and does
Speaker 1: some big ship for it. But right when I'm getting
Speaker 1: his number, wouldn't you know, the nigga comes up to
Speaker 1: me and he was like, did I tell you how
Speaker 1: how great it was to see you? And then called
Speaker 1: me by my real name in front and nigga which
Speaker 1: was a very like oh I know her for real
Speaker 1: and I'm like, yo, I've come the fun. I was
Speaker 1: so annoyed, Mandy, that's right when I was like taking
Speaker 1: his phone and like putting the number and he was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'll tell you how good he was to see and
Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, right to see you too, buddy, That's
Speaker 1: exactly what. And then when he walked away, I called
Speaker 1: him Pally. I've never said that my life by Pally.
Speaker 1: I was like, get Palli. I wanted, yes, bitch, that
Speaker 1: ain't your buddy. Oh Pal, and you begin Dick down Bay, listen,
Speaker 1: don't be cock blocking me from New Dick. I would
Speaker 1: have never done that to him if he but guys
Speaker 1: are very territorial like that. I actually felt good, like
Speaker 1: I love New York for that reason that I'd be
Speaker 1: going out and I'll be fucking nobody, like I don't
Speaker 1: be fucking nobody in the room like and I love it.
Speaker 1: I mean, as long as it's not All Star weekend
Speaker 1: and yeah, I have not sucked anybody in the room
Speaker 1: and it feels great, like I can't say that that
Speaker 1: was the same. I live in Orlando, small, but the
Speaker 1: circles are really small here, so it's like you and
Speaker 1: I've been here six years now, so it just feels
Speaker 1: good that when I go out, I don't really have
Speaker 1: the whole running into people. I fucked. Um, thing happened
Speaker 1: too much. I will say, Um, I seven for the
Speaker 1: first time in twenty nineteen and it was great. Um.
Speaker 1: I think he was too high though, because he's he
Speaker 1: does all these analogies. After we get done fucking, he
Speaker 1: always says how much we have porn sex. He's like, man,
Speaker 1: it's like a porno every time. So we're talking and
Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, because I think we went almost a
Speaker 1: month and a half without fucking because our schedules just
Speaker 1: wentn't allowed. I was traveling a lot at the end
Speaker 1: of the year, and so is he, and so I
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, well, I know the bitches ain't fuck
Speaker 1: you like that. Do you know that this nigga kind
Speaker 1: of said I had Pokemon pussy and I felt like
Speaker 1: Pokemon pussy. So this is what happened, right, This is
Speaker 1: how I know he was high as fun. So we
Speaker 1: got done fucking and we're talking about what's what's been
Speaker 1: going on? Right, He's I was like Baltazar, but not
Speaker 1: really bothers are. I don't know what no, no, no no,
Speaker 1: But we were talking about that is not a We
Speaker 1: were talking about the trusted right out, and we was
Speaker 1: talking about like so I was like, nigga, we're talking
Speaker 1: about pokemons down. He's like, so this is what it's like,
Speaker 1: you know, like when you got the person all the
Speaker 1: way at the top that everyone tries to fight to
Speaker 1: make better, like to beat out. And I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie. It was so funny because he
Speaker 1: was getting in character. He's like, you like way up
Speaker 1: here like the master, and then like the other bitches,
Speaker 1: I'll be sucking. They're trying to fight to get their
Speaker 1: way up to you to beat the master. Well, I
Speaker 1: guess you can just out of the Pokemon hey. So
Speaker 1: then I was like looking up, I was like, wait,
Speaker 1: so I know Charmanda turns into chars Are, but isn't
Speaker 1: there someone else after Charisard wasn't like the top Pokemon
Speaker 1: start with a Z because so when I was in
Speaker 1: third grade, I used to like trade Pokemon car niggas.
Speaker 1: So like I'm trying to the third grade trading ship.
Speaker 1: So I'm trying to think which one was the hardest
Speaker 1: card to get with Pokemon, wasn't it a Pokemon and
Speaker 1: started with like a Z or something like that. I
Speaker 1: can look it up anyway, Yeah, look it up. So
Speaker 1: I tried, But then all these names of Pokemon that
Speaker 1: I don't know. So I feel like maybe there was
Speaker 1: other generations of Pokemon that came out after I was
Speaker 1: watching Pokemon, because then I didn't know nothing. Hardest Pokemon
Speaker 1: to catches, I'm like, I remember this one. It was
Speaker 1: like the shiny card. That's the shiny carbon Wait, no dragon,
Speaker 1: I charged out hers like just a chars Aar was
Speaker 1: still a complicated one to get here. The most oh,
Speaker 1: I guess it's Charles is just a popular one was
Speaker 1: ray Quaza, he black ray Kuaza, dark Eye. That's sounds
Speaker 1: like dark guy and he's dark. That's fucking racist. The
Speaker 1: most rare Pokemon is No, there's too many. I'm sorry, No,
Speaker 1: there's a lot. So we were talking about that, and
Speaker 1: then so I got on Instagram Live and we were
Speaker 1: talking about Pokemon, and so I really think my pussy
Speaker 1: is jiggly puffcause jiggily Puff used to put people to sleep.
Speaker 1: So I feel like I got gigglely pup pussy, and
Speaker 1: I just like the name because my booty be jiggling
Speaker 1: now too cute. I've never really named my pussy. My
Speaker 1: pussy name is not jiggley Puff. I didn't like that.
Speaker 1: What what would you name your pussy? Not after a pokemon,
Speaker 1: but maybe like a superhero you had to name your pussy?
Speaker 1: What would you name Thinking about this sex in the
Speaker 1: City episode where she was talking about because the therapist
Speaker 1: it was Charlotte and her husband and do you remember
Speaker 1: he couldn't get it out there right, so he was like,
Speaker 1: what would you like to name the you know, your
Speaker 1: genitals so that it's not awkward. She said, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: go with Rebecca. She was like, it's just a nice name.
Speaker 1: It really is. And honestly, when you asked me that,
Speaker 1: I was like, I don't know, like a lola. It's
Speaker 1: a good pussy name, and that's like a flower and
Speaker 1: just like a nice home name to Speaking of names,
Speaker 1: I just got accepted to Riyah and I gave up
Speaker 1: on dating apps. So I was on Riyah but got
Speaker 1: kicked off for a screenshot of someone famous and did
Speaker 1: not know that's how the app works. I've been trying
Speaker 1: to get my friends on Riot to get me back on.
Speaker 1: Shout out to Erica from Good Mom's Bad Podcast, Andrew try,
Speaker 1: all my friends try. Now, by the way, it's not
Speaker 1: just a dating app, Like there's a social part of
Speaker 1: it too, Like I don't I guess I can't tell
Speaker 1: you what song on there, but like I've seen some
Speaker 1: people in the media industry in there. I'm like, okay, dope,
Speaker 1: but I'm more on there for dick dam pussy. So
Speaker 1: I'm back on the app right. And the only thing
Speaker 1: that sucks about Ryan, obviously it's people in the creative
Speaker 1: industry is that wee see what the funk is in there.
Speaker 1: Like your Instagram is tied to Riya, so like any
Speaker 1: guy that writes me first immediately gets to see your
Speaker 1: Instagram talks about my Instagram. I'm just gonna read you
Speaker 1: the last message I have um from Zach hey g
Speaker 1: about to download an episode of your podcast with a
Speaker 1: plane any Rex, So I said, l O L I'm
Speaker 1: going to assume that you've dug through enough. What title
Speaker 1: interested you the most? He put ha ha honestly started
Speaker 1: with Top Moments, Wow, shoe Fucker's huh. You know it's
Speaker 1: crazy that that was the first episode that my coworkers
Speaker 1: listened to because I had to let them nor im
Speaker 1: going on tour and they're like, wait, So that it
Speaker 1: delved into like what do you do? And I was
Speaker 1: just like, and that was our first episode, and I
Speaker 1: was just like, so that's shoe fucking is literally what
Speaker 1: I hate about that episode now, Like, I really love
Speaker 1: doing the compiling of the episodes because it's the one
Speaker 1: that me and many like really like kind of brainstorm
Speaker 1: the most and talk with you all. And even though
Speaker 1: some people think it's a lazy episode, I love it.
Speaker 1: But therapy is the first thing, so people that never
Speaker 1: have heard it, the shoe bucking is the first thing,
Speaker 1: and then it gets into therapy. Therapy second it does,
Speaker 1: because then he just started asking me while he was fighting.
Speaker 1: I'm like, damn, it's only been five minutes. You heard that. Yeah, No,
Speaker 1: therapy is the second one because it pretty much brings
Speaker 1: where So I feel like the shoe fucking was kind
Speaker 1: of one of the very first episodes we did in
Speaker 1: the studio when everyone walked in and we're all loud speaker,
Speaker 1: so that's kind of how it started. And then the
Speaker 1: therapy was like, yeah, so we had childs and tribulations
Speaker 1: over the past year though that we overcome. Um. But yeah,
Speaker 1: so all right, I was I was talking about our
Speaker 1: therapy when I went on another podcast recently, and I
Speaker 1: was like, no, no, no. But as much as I
Speaker 1: hated doing that episode, I realized, like how different it was,
Speaker 1: just because on some real ship other podcasters that tell
Speaker 1: me about their co hosts and like talk about them.
Speaker 1: I'm like, wow, y'all, spades don't like each other the
Speaker 1: same way we do. We just share well. Me and Wheezy,
Speaker 1: if you haven't noticed, have been doing much better. We're
Speaker 1: even going out bitch on to see you what three
Speaker 1: times when full times this week? Like, and we're we're
Speaker 1: knocking out a lot of content, me and her. We're
Speaker 1: both at Angela's party together. When you're deep in the bag,
Speaker 1: it's really hard to not like each other. That's another
Speaker 1: good thing too. Yeah, I believe that, Like, I can't
Speaker 1: hate you with checks, I just can't. What am I
Speaker 1: gonna do technically, Like we get it's a check with
Speaker 1: both of our names on it to a bank account.
Speaker 1: You and I can't even hate her because then I
Speaker 1: look that account and I'm like, oh, there's a comma
Speaker 1: and there's like that's there's a lot in that account
Speaker 1: right now. Hey girl, have a wonderful day at work.
Speaker 1: I would tak the weezy hike, you know, good afternoon today,
Speaker 1: even today with this episode, I text oar said, side dope,
Speaker 1: this was a really good topic that you came up with.
Speaker 1: Good job, kudos to you. Let's go in the studio
Speaker 1: and have a great day. I mean, what else are
Speaker 1: we gonna do? You're telling be mad about you when
Speaker 1: the horrible decisions just paid my rent? No I'm not. Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: you're right, but I mean no, I think it's really
Speaker 1: cool that like and like I said, I really hated
Speaker 1: doing it because I kind of assumed that having the
Speaker 1: therapy out and the open would be a spectable tactical right,
Speaker 1: like making us a joke, But it totally was the
Speaker 1: other way around. Like even if niggas laughed at it
Speaker 1: and we didn't know or see that, like it changed
Speaker 1: it for me, you know, putting all my fucking flaws
Speaker 1: on the table, letting people just opening up my feelings
Speaker 1: for you, people being able to tell me, hey, you
Speaker 1: were wrong or cry it was ugly first mom was
Speaker 1: that way? Bro? Okay, So do you know how ugly
Speaker 1: you are when you cry. It's a cute one. No,
Speaker 1: it's nice. I'm an email host. Honestly, my cry, Like,
Speaker 1: my tears just come out so often, like I know
Speaker 1: how to like change them now. I also learned like
Speaker 1: little things to make yourself stop crying, like tongue on
Speaker 1: the roof of your mouth, Like, bitch, really like tears
Speaker 1: just be coming out. I'll talk to you, call it
Speaker 1: your therapist. You'd be crying. She's like, now, just put
Speaker 1: your tongue to the top of your mouth. Her the
Speaker 1: tongue thing, but like it was something with your tongue
Speaker 1: that can like stop the tears, Like holding a bag
Speaker 1: or something like that can maybe help with the tears.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I was talking to this homeless woman on
Speaker 1: the train the other day and I was like, coming,
Speaker 1: that's coming in. I started bawling. Bro. Yeah, I like
Speaker 1: I like crying just for like shows and movies. But
Speaker 1: it's really weird, like I cry like and I know
Speaker 1: that that's where I literally hold all my cries for
Speaker 1: in real life, because I'll be watching like locked up
Speaker 1: raw and I'll be balling the whole time. What's the
Speaker 1: last thing you cried over? Okay, Undercover Boss, I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna lie every episode. I cry at the end when
Speaker 1: it's like, so we're gonna you remember how you have
Speaker 1: difficulty paying your medical bills. I'm gonna pay your medical
Speaker 1: bills for you. And then the fucking crocodile tears just
Speaker 1: start sucking going. So yeah, I would say, Undercover Boss,
Speaker 1: I was just watching that not long ago. I'm kind
Speaker 1: of thing it was a show. I watched a reality
Speaker 1: show where I think it might have been I Am Jazz,
Speaker 1: you know what that is? Um So, because I've burned
Speaker 1: through ninety fiance, I now have just like TLC on demand,
Speaker 1: so I'm looking there's a show about a thirteen year
Speaker 1: old trans girl and like she kind of just talked
Speaker 1: about what she's going through now she's about to get
Speaker 1: surgery that that's going to change her life, and it's
Speaker 1: like it really fucked me up, and it was it's
Speaker 1: a dope show, and like you know, there's she has
Speaker 1: love interests on there and it's it's it's really sweet.
Speaker 1: Um N, Fiance, I've cried over let me tell you
Speaker 1: how obsessed I am over the show. I've watched the
Speaker 1: show so much. I'm watching like clips of like their
Speaker 1: families talking about it on YouTube, like I can't get
Speaker 1: out of it. And now my favorite character, Larissa and Colti.
Speaker 1: She's from Brazil, everything more big black. They got in
Speaker 1: this fight, bitch. It's even if you don't watch the show.
Speaker 1: This clip is so fucking interesting because it's so crazy.
Speaker 1: Me and Ali um incredible. We don't even we don't
Speaker 1: even know her number. I can't even remember the last
Speaker 1: time I talked about the phone, but we will text
Speaker 1: about that ship. I would you would you do Naughty
Speaker 1: Day fiance after Mexico? I really wanted to, but listen
Speaker 1: to her voice. They got in a domestic violence prning.
Speaker 1: I need someone to take me off of the jail.
Speaker 1: Are you going to the jail? That's not funny. You're
Speaker 1: so bad, because why's she gonna come in here? Next episode?
Speaker 1: That same goddamn accident. Police. Let me need to take
Speaker 1: them with it to day. I'll call the police. Wait,
Speaker 1: so she got into a domestic violence issue, which the
Speaker 1: parts sucking extra. This bitch puts everything on the Instagram, right,
Speaker 1: so she starts recording him and she's like, I'm on
Speaker 1: the sleepy on the floor because you'll try to hit
Speaker 1: me and I don't but I don't believe her. And
Speaker 1: he's like, Clarissa, why I don't know what you want
Speaker 1: me to do? You say, I have a small deck.
Speaker 1: He's just you do everything to just make me upset.
Speaker 1: Then she has apparently TMZ covered a bitch. She has
Speaker 1: all these random cuts and do you still have the
Speaker 1: blood was on her face. The blood was from no
Speaker 1: cuts on her face. They couldn't find a cut on
Speaker 1: her face, so all of the blood on her body
Speaker 1: was like inconsistent. So they're like, obviously you made this
Speaker 1: ship up. So that's why, so dust, So that's why
Speaker 1: she went on they're taking me through the jail and uh,
Speaker 1: what's my show? And then he got a mom. He
Speaker 1: lives with his mom, right, and so the mom why
Speaker 1: do they set people up like this? So she's talking
Speaker 1: about the mom whose name is Debbie, right, She's like,
Speaker 1: I don't like it. That'd be fool because you don't
Speaker 1: the clock with the so don't have the clock with
Speaker 1: the season. It's not good. The food so good. Let
Speaker 1: me tell you I got some dick right. Jeeves came
Speaker 1: over a few months ago and uh, I was like, dude,
Speaker 1: I gotta show you what I've been been watching because
Speaker 1: if you weren't here, this is what I'd be doing,
Speaker 1: and I need to knock this season out. He was invested.
Speaker 1: Bitch's like wow. So the dude from Jamaica now moves
Speaker 1: to Pennsylvania to be with Melanie and her children, and
Speaker 1: he's like, you know, I'm no only black dude in
Speaker 1: the neighborhood, but I love Melanie and you know from
Speaker 1: a grain carpo. So the only one that I saw,
Speaker 1: and I don't know if it was not a day fiance,
Speaker 1: was the African dick and a white woman and then
Speaker 1: the bat white woman that did going back to Africa
Speaker 1: and cleared out her account. Yes, and she was like, Michael, Michael,
Speaker 1: did you go to my account? Never going back to
Speaker 1: not he did you see her dress him in the
Speaker 1: Trump Ship? Let's talk about bro. She dressed Michael in
Speaker 1: the goddamn She came to visit him in Nigeria, right.
Speaker 1: She was like, look what I brought you, baby. She
Speaker 1: pulled out this fucking make America Great Again hat and
Speaker 1: the shirt and he's like, I love it. I can't
Speaker 1: wait to get there meet you. Let stick with the
Speaker 1: hands up and then think it clear she's fifty two.
Speaker 1: She's fifty two, he's thirty. He told her, if I
Speaker 1: have a picture you on my phone, the cops gonna
Speaker 1: check my phone and see a white woman. They're gonna
Speaker 1: take up scamming and they're gonna arrest me. So she's
Speaker 1: telling her for her daughter, her friends and ship. She's like,
Speaker 1: I believe him. You don't know the laws and Nigeria
Speaker 1: now him, and she's like, do I think crazy? Do
Speaker 1: I think Michael's using me? Well, I don't know. For
Speaker 1: a few reasons. There's some love there. We've never met,
Speaker 1: and I could be as mother's age, but I've deal
Speaker 1: something now, bro, that ship was the only one. He
Speaker 1: was like, crazy, Angela like my elder, you are like
Speaker 1: a mother to me. She's like, now you're embarrassing me.
Speaker 1: I'm done with so fucking good. Then they got a
Speaker 1: Filipino bitch, who fucking with this nigga who rapped? I
Speaker 1: saw that one is good too. I gotta get into it,
Speaker 1: like really work. There's nothing else on TV, and I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna lie this is that means there has to
Speaker 1: be no chopped beating. Um My Bobby Flabby, I like
Speaker 1: Bobby Flay. Um I'm into um Top Chef, Like I
Speaker 1: watched like the cooking shows. They're great. I'm my dad
Speaker 1: is on. I'm done catching up on Married to Medicine.
Speaker 1: I'm done catching up. Have you heard about the couple
Speaker 1: that can't speak each other's language so they what's app
Speaker 1: each other? Get the bitch? They'd be getting in fights
Speaker 1: on Google Translator. He'd be like, can you make sure
Speaker 1: you get asked TD tests because I think you're pregnant
Speaker 1: by another dude, and so you're hearing him say it
Speaker 1: right and she has no reaction because it has to
Speaker 1: filter it. And then the phone is sitting there and
Speaker 1: she's like no, no, no, and then talks back to
Speaker 1: the phone. They fight through another woman's voice on Google Translator.
Speaker 1: He asked to marry her and she was like um,
Speaker 1: and she was start texting in the phone. That's it's
Speaker 1: so good, ud. It is just such primetime TV. Like
Speaker 1: the person who came up with that in the room.
Speaker 1: I just really need to know how much are they
Speaker 1: paying you money? Because like what a gym? Really? Oh
Speaker 1: so when I to Mexico, Yeah, I was trying to
Speaker 1: be on my ninety day fiance. Bitch, I'm I'm well,
Speaker 1: let's go ahead. We're gonna hap into our Let's just
Speaker 1: go ahead and get onto the kink of the week.
Speaker 1: You want to go ahead and get into this because
Speaker 1: this is some sure you looked up chuck polo. No,
Speaker 1: it's pretty bad. Um. It's called felching. It felching. Here's
Speaker 1: the definition from Fight Club. When a man fucks you
Speaker 1: up the butt without a rubber, he shoots his load
Speaker 1: and plants his mouth on your anus and sucks his
Speaker 1: own warm sperm out. Plus whatever lubrication and fcs are present,
Speaker 1: that's felching. It may or may not include kissing you
Speaker 1: to pass it into your mouth. Basically, an anal cream
Speaker 1: pie is called felching, but it's specifically when a man
Speaker 1: does it and he sucks his own come out the
Speaker 1: faces in this room right now. Now, how to find that,
Speaker 1: one may ask, is because the topic for today, um,
Speaker 1: you know, has to do with point categories. So I'm
Speaker 1: looking up the grossest ones and I found it. But
Speaker 1: before we get to our horrible decision, I want to
Speaker 1: go through Vanilla Ship. Shout out to Salty. We've been
Speaker 1: talking back and forth to a misfits who runs Salty.
Speaker 1: If you guys, don't know what Salty is. It is
Speaker 1: a newsletter, um that it's basically talks about sexual health.
Speaker 1: Writers go in they pretty much it's almost like I
Speaker 1: would explain it almost as blogging sometimes because some of
Speaker 1: the stories are so personal and vivid. But there's a
Speaker 1: slew of different writers on this site. It's free and
Speaker 1: it's just an amazing fucking newsletter all about sex. Ameliorities
Speaker 1: was on her show she covered it. I know Erica Something,
Speaker 1: the woman that had the missectomy for breast cancer. She's
Speaker 1: on there as well. Um. But yeah, the article I
Speaker 1: picked today is called Transdating the pegging perplextion. So the
Speaker 1: author of this article, um pretty much goes into detail
Speaker 1: about how she gets annoyed feeling like every man expects
Speaker 1: penetration because she's trans. So she I'm just diving into
Speaker 1: the middle of it is quite a long article, but
Speaker 1: for the t girl that choose to date, they soon
Speaker 1: find out their slim pickings. The scarcity is caused by
Speaker 1: so many stereotypes that surround sex with a trans woman.
Speaker 1: One of them is a stigma that only men who
Speaker 1: enjoy receiving anal sex pursue trans women. It includes a
Speaker 1: false assumption that while entering a relationship with a t girl,
Speaker 1: the expectation of seeing receiving anal sex is a thing
Speaker 1: when it really isn't. They sustain the fear that being
Speaker 1: known as a man that dates trans women automatically means
Speaker 1: you take it up the butt when it doesn't. Men
Speaker 1: who are brave enough to explore their sexual acumen will
Speaker 1: discover that there are various ways to have sex with
Speaker 1: a trans woman as with any other CIS girl. It
Speaker 1: is this exploration insists couple's bedrooms that is lending some
Speaker 1: leeway to the acceptance of men who love the trans
Speaker 1: woman so movement so basically saying that pegging and talking
Speaker 1: about it has opened up the idea of men possibly
Speaker 1: being okay with dating trans girls. Um, some tea girls
Speaker 1: are totally comfortable with invading their man and leaning towards
Speaker 1: evolving as a non op transsexual. It's exactly what it
Speaker 1: sounds like. Taking all of the feminization that measures up
Speaker 1: to the point of genital reassignment surgery. They feel like
Speaker 1: no one ever knows them. Uh, no one ever knows
Speaker 1: if the man they will fall for will prefer good
Speaker 1: pegging and are okay with keeping a tool to use
Speaker 1: to do so, so trans women that are you know,
Speaker 1: post op and have had surgery will actually maybe still
Speaker 1: strap up and shipped like that. But I guess kind
Speaker 1: of trans women are tired of thinking they're just a pegging.
Speaker 1: It's so funny though that you bring that up, because
Speaker 1: I do have men in my phone who have been
Speaker 1: with trans women, UM, and I would say probably three
Speaker 1: out of five of them don't even take the dick
Speaker 1: like they they're not receiving. They're not on the receiving end.
Speaker 1: They have been with trans women to where they're still penetrating,
Speaker 1: um the women. And what's crazy is um. I mentioned
Speaker 1: this on a on another episode that I've been getting
Speaker 1: into kind of watching more transporn, and a lot of
Speaker 1: the transporn is trans women still being fucked. Yeah. So
Speaker 1: it's it's weird because a lot of actually like watching
Speaker 1: trans women fucking men. Oh that's what I try to
Speaker 1: look for, and I can't find as much of it.
Speaker 1: I really enjoy watching trans when we get sucked and
Speaker 1: just seeing the genitalia, but like it being like even missionary.
Speaker 1: I think it's really hot to see them like if so,
Speaker 1: I'm into seeing a man receive it clearly again because
Speaker 1: I like seeing men in submissive states and forms and positions. Um,
Speaker 1: but if you guys are interested in looking up a
Speaker 1: specific porn porno star that I really enjoy watching, he
Speaker 1: his name is Robert Axel. He is a beautiful black man.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, he looks He's like, he's just my type.
Speaker 1: He's on Twitter, He's beautiful, and he deals with a
Speaker 1: lot of trans women. Um. He also does like threesomes.
Speaker 1: He's like been gang banged by by trans win. It's
Speaker 1: just it's just it's really hot. Um. So, Robert Axel,
Speaker 1: if you're looking to get into that. So I guess
Speaker 1: while we're sitting here talking about porns, talked about this
Speaker 1: scene though. Like so when I went on Vans show,
Speaker 1: I talked about a porn I was into, and it's
Speaker 1: trans women they like get fucked and come on themselves like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, like post pre ops. Sorry. Um but yeah,
Speaker 1: so Mandy and I did a Patreon episode. May have
Speaker 1: heard it yet or not, I don't know, but um,
Speaker 1: we talked about like the type of porn we like,
Speaker 1: and I was like, Yo, we should really get into
Speaker 1: what people are into. So the horrible decision for this
Speaker 1: week is called delete my search history, because I mean
Speaker 1: it's a nasty ship pretty much. So I went on
Speaker 1: Twitter and Instagram and in my d MS and collected over,
Speaker 1: like I would say, at least total maybe five comments
Speaker 1: of what people are into. But I want to ask
Speaker 1: you this first many would you rather take here we
Speaker 1: go one of these goddamn money or do something filthy?
Speaker 1: Ask questions. You don't have to do nothing. What you asking?
Speaker 1: Would you take a twenty in cash in your hands
Speaker 1: right now? Or I mean, well, the if the fact
Speaker 1: is you would have to for the have your search
Speaker 1: history for porn pop up whenever your legal name is googled,
Speaker 1: the fact that I have a white ass name and
Speaker 1: mad white girls pop up if you search my name anyways,
Speaker 1: give me that check. If y'all want to know black
Speaker 1: gay raw, that's what the funk I type in just
Speaker 1: about all the guy damptime, mine sky and come on
Speaker 1: face yeah mine is I I like gay porn, Like
Speaker 1: I said, I've been watching more transum transporn lately. Um.
Speaker 1: And then if it's if I'm like, okay, I'm done
Speaker 1: seeing like that type of sex and I want to
Speaker 1: go back into heterosexual sex. I really really really enjoy
Speaker 1: Gang Bang Gang Bang DP me too, and I do
Speaker 1: like to see I don't have a lot of raw sex,
Speaker 1: so I don't like to watch condom sex in porn.
Speaker 1: I'd like to watch raw sex, right, I just like.
Speaker 1: I mean, well, that's why a lot of people have
Speaker 1: gone to Miami to do porn, because now in Cali
Speaker 1: they have that rule. Um, so we elected all of
Speaker 1: these points that people watch, right, But hold on, before
Speaker 1: you get in your phone, I want to show you
Speaker 1: the three craziest ones that I looked up or most interesting.
Speaker 1: So first we're gonna stop start with the lollipop effect,
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna tell you what that is. Wow, really
Speaker 1: port music there it got black girl. These are all
Speaker 1: I swear on you as some real ship. The black
Speaker 1: people that wrote in are the ones that took the
Speaker 1: answer from. The lollipop effect is basically two girls lie
Speaker 1: in the bed, they passionately kiss and fuck, and the
Speaker 1: other girl watches them under her skirt. You see a
Speaker 1: big dick. So that is called the lollipop effect and
Speaker 1: it's only an anime. So I want to show you
Speaker 1: three clips of different porno and I want you to
Speaker 1: then tell me if you had to come to one
Speaker 1: of them? Which one would I come to? I'm actually surprised,
Speaker 1: Like so the girl that wrote me it was a
Speaker 1: black chick. She was talking about how she really was
Speaker 1: into the anime. Sorry, my phone is sucking up. See
Speaker 1: I've got a virus from all this goddamn anime. I'm
Speaker 1: not coming to cartoons. Well, you'd be surprised. Look they
Speaker 1: look real right, let me, it looks like SIMS characters. Yes,
Speaker 1: do you see the like dick in the skirt last seaker?
Speaker 1: Y'all are so deep in this damn studio. I can't
Speaker 1: pull this up. Hold on, So this is the lollipop Okay,
Speaker 1: As you see there's a girl with a growing dick
Speaker 1: in her skirt. Their cartoons how big huge? That's not
Speaker 1: a regular size dick. Well it's anime, so everything is
Speaker 1: kind of like So that's the lollipop effect. And you're
Speaker 1: watching this at work. I'm so sorry because now your
Speaker 1: painties are about to be moist or you're about to
Speaker 1: have a heart on mony. You just makes me so
Speaker 1: fucking wet. So just even hearing cartoons moan right now,
Speaker 1: I'm so mad that I just got turned on. Here's
Speaker 1: the next one that a black dude told me as
Speaker 1: his favorite ship to look up comforts. No, this is
Speaker 1: just a compilation and basically that comes squeezes out of
Speaker 1: the ass they've parted out and they eat it. This
Speaker 1: music is so now. The next one actually had I
Speaker 1: would say about ten people write me this, which kind
Speaker 1: of surprised me because it seems kind of random. And
Speaker 1: it was clown gang Bangs. Clown gang bang, so all
Speaker 1: normal people, no cartoons, no other ship. But yeah, they're
Speaker 1: basically um dressed as clowns. But this is what I'm
Speaker 1: talking about. This is why like you're not You're saying
Speaker 1: this is who that's fine to nigga's watch it, but
Speaker 1: I'm saying you're not finding So I don't like watching
Speaker 1: white dicks in porn. So like, okay, so which one
Speaker 1: you find clowns? That now all the fact that you
Speaker 1: really just which one are you coming to, Mandy? It's
Speaker 1: the game you have to play. Yeah, but it was
Speaker 1: all white people, So I'm just gonna go with the cartoons.
Speaker 1: Then wow, And you said I'm not coming up because
Speaker 1: white people. So the cartoons looked for the cartoons, they
Speaker 1: moaned sex here the cartoons turned me on more than
Speaker 1: the other. I really think out of all of those,
Speaker 1: Like it comes to the anime too, the anime looks
Speaker 1: the idea of a growing penis. It was literally they
Speaker 1: was kind of judging before this because the only anime
Speaker 1: porn I've seen was tentacle porn. So technacal porn is
Speaker 1: basically when it looks like octopuses and ship and they
Speaker 1: wrapped themselves around like other people and jerk them off,
Speaker 1: or I've seen breast milk tentnacle porn where they wrapped
Speaker 1: their tentacles around. Technical porn was really interesting. A lot
Speaker 1: of people sent that in and like it's disgusting when
Speaker 1: you look it up, Like, I don't know what they
Speaker 1: like because it's not the tentacles can go through the
Speaker 1: vagina at the mouth. Yeah, it's fucking disgusting. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: really don't get the caucassity of that, but nigga like it.
Speaker 1: Um So here's a few favorites of mine that I
Speaker 1: posted on the graham um. My question was what's the
Speaker 1: craziest thing you've ever searching porn? Not me, but a
Speaker 1: fellow sailor Undeployment had a hundred gigs of am te
Speaker 1: amputee porn. So I then looked that up and there's
Speaker 1: a lot of quad ampute where there's no arms or legs.
Speaker 1: And there's another one that says most recently watched was
Speaker 1: nugget anal basically girls with no arms or legs getting asked.
Speaker 1: So there was a video going around on Twitter of
Speaker 1: a guy with no legs fucking the ship out of
Speaker 1: a girl and everyone was reposting it. It was all
Speaker 1: hips and arms. He had to have the strongest arms
Speaker 1: to hold himself up because he was sucking her missionary
Speaker 1: style and I'm like, funck, like you're it's kind of
Speaker 1: like he was swinging. But that's the thing, like you
Speaker 1: all learned what you have to do, write like what
Speaker 1: it's corn, It's all corn. He was like swinging in
Speaker 1: her pussy. And I'm just like, I don't know if
Speaker 1: I could even watch this, Like I felt, it's almost
Speaker 1: like when you it's like, we have legs, so that's
Speaker 1: where we put most of our weight and lean onto
Speaker 1: drink sex. But no, no, no, like but when I'm thrusting,
Speaker 1: I use my legs, right. So like Ashley, the girl
Speaker 1: that we had here that had the wheelchair, I bet
Speaker 1: that her arms were a lot stronger than me or yours,
Speaker 1: because she's probably using her arms more than we all
Speaker 1: to remember herself in and out of car ship like that. Um,
Speaker 1: the nastiest port that I saw, I will say, and
Speaker 1: this to me was nastier than vomit. It was rosebud
Speaker 1: porn um. And that is basically when your asshole is extracted.
Speaker 1: I thought, I've seen those in gay porn and it's
Speaker 1: so gross. I really, Um, I can't your assholes extracted.
Speaker 1: It's because you've been fucked so much you basically try
Speaker 1: to like pull it out and like then it's like
Speaker 1: pushed back then while sucking, and like that to me
Speaker 1: is the fucking grossest ship. But it's a lot of
Speaker 1: like anal gaping. I've seen the rosebud thing too. Um.
Speaker 1: Here's some other funny ship. Granny's sucking big cock, which
Speaker 1: I don't ever know if you look at Granny's sucking
Speaker 1: big have you ever looked up granny porns? I know
Speaker 1: have for fun, not for masturbating, and like granny gang
Speaker 1: bangs are hillary. I feel like that's kind of like
Speaker 1: look at the granny getting like this is what I mean,
Speaker 1: She's like what fifties. I'm talking about she don't look
Speaker 1: that old, sold do you think she is? I want
Speaker 1: to see gray hair, bitch, that look like a milk.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, they look old, bitch. They look like the
Speaker 1: Golden Girls be each other. Oh my god, they look
Speaker 1: y'all gotta look at these old as these some big
Speaker 1: pussy pitches. Yo, y'all ship anybody they caraman Audio Chris,
Speaker 1: They came to look at Why do they all have hair?
Speaker 1: Because back in the day they care. They probably still
Speaker 1: live like back in the day Grandma's be getting it
Speaker 1: in with the black dick. How long they're taking a
Speaker 1: lot more dick than the young girls do. Well, I
Speaker 1: guess you've had room to uh. So I wanted to
Speaker 1: read this. This was probably one of the nastiest comments
Speaker 1: that I that I saw. Someone said that they saw
Speaker 1: a video where Hella guys came in a cup. They
Speaker 1: dumped the cup onto a pan on the stove. Then
Speaker 1: they cooked all the come like scrambled eggs, and they
Speaker 1: made the girl eat it. Uh. And I saw him
Speaker 1: responding back to other UM followers, and he said, it
Speaker 1: actually looks like scrabbled. I believe it technically there Oh, no,
Speaker 1: let's not. I'm about to say, technically there are eggs
Speaker 1: in it, but we have already went through that there's
Speaker 1: no eggs. Um. Giant clips is also a thing that
Speaker 1: someone put an you're in, which to me, that's just diarrhea.
Speaker 1: This was the I didn't google this, but this was
Speaker 1: the craziest. I keep saying this is the craziest. This
Speaker 1: is the craziest. I can't stop penile separation. Dude slices
Speaker 1: penis in half and the blow was crazy. No I don't,
Speaker 1: but I came so win when I guess he came
Speaker 1: to that he was black. I'm gonna show you what
Speaker 1: he looked like to because this is crazy. Bro Oh,
Speaker 1: some dude I put looking up porn bloopers with your asked.
Speaker 1: You know, this was so funny. So me and this
Speaker 1: guy we got really high on some stuff. It was
Speaker 1: Molly and it was like five years ago. And we
Speaker 1: go to this fucking rave and he can't suck me anymore.
Speaker 1: I can't suck him because we both can't come because
Speaker 1: we're so high. And I'm like, yo, let's look at
Speaker 1: porn bloopers. So we're in a hotel, we're in Tampa
Speaker 1: and we pull it up on the screen and I
Speaker 1: want to tell you real tears. So it's like casting
Speaker 1: calls where they pretty much roast these bitches. So they
Speaker 1: get done sucking this one girl and he's like, yo,
Speaker 1: you know this is the East infection, right, like when
Speaker 1: it's crumbly like this. She's like, dude, really, and she's
Speaker 1: like looking at her fucking to see with all this stuff.
Speaker 1: He's like, yeah, I'm a little worried now about getting Candida, honestly,
Speaker 1: because I'm so sorry. And then she's in the bathroom
Speaker 1: and the camera crew follows her while she's like trying
Speaker 1: to figure out how to fucking postmates monistat um. It
Speaker 1: was pretty bad. So something else that was really funny
Speaker 1: that someone brought up, which I actually enjoy watching And
Speaker 1: I just recently watched UM parodies, so they have porn
Speaker 1: parodies of Fresh Prince Good Times, and parodies are funny.
Speaker 1: I do want to say, if you're into gay porn
Speaker 1: like myself, they just had an awesome one of Black Panther. Really,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, let me see if I can look
Speaker 1: it up. Do you know what's funny about you bringing
Speaker 1: this up? Do you remember when you said that um,
Speaker 1: Lawyer Bay wanted you to wear like he did. So
Speaker 1: Lawyer Bay wanted me to dress like a UM. We
Speaker 1: were going to do like superhero fucking and we were
Speaker 1: looking up different um costumes because basically he wanted to record,
Speaker 1: like he wanted to like get into this thing where
Speaker 1: he wanted to be like a porn director on the
Speaker 1: side of being a fucking lawyer. And so I was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: but I have all these tattoos. I don't know if
Speaker 1: I want to be in front of the camera. And
Speaker 1: so that was one of his solutions, is for us
Speaker 1: to wear costumes because then it would cover the majority
Speaker 1: of my tattoos. And so that I just read something
Speaker 1: that a trans orgy because something about them being in
Speaker 1: a fun chain is really hot to me. Some girls
Speaker 1: said these are all niggas, by the way, because I
Speaker 1: could see from a little ship this girlfriend. I love
Speaker 1: watching one armed niggas jerk off. Wait, what is up
Speaker 1: with the one armed niggas jagging off? Fraudage? What is that?
Speaker 1: I forgot? Can you google that? Really quick? F R
Speaker 1: O T T A G. We had it as a
Speaker 1: kink of the week. I feel like we definitely did.
Speaker 1: My favorite search is lesbian Brazilian face sitting and that's
Speaker 1: what leads to some weird ship for me. Also face suffocation.
Speaker 1: So that's the start of the Black Scanther game. Wow,
Speaker 1: it's like really in like, they did an amazing job
Speaker 1: that you have the bow hold on, what does that say,
Speaker 1: back painter? It's black with C C. And then when
Speaker 1: you get into it, it's gay gay black porn and
Speaker 1: you literally have to Challa and whoever the other one
Speaker 1: is about the fun and then hold on they get
Speaker 1: into it, do they say what kind of forever? Um? Actually,
Speaker 1: I think they do say some sort of what kinda
Speaker 1: while they fucking? And my bad, my bad? Yeah, it's crazy,
Speaker 1: my badge, Thank you, Chris. The technique or process of
Speaker 1: rubbing from an uneven surface to form the basics of
Speaker 1: a work of heart huh, touching or rubbing against the
Speaker 1: clothes body. Oh, we did it with Mad do that?
Speaker 1: We did do that? No, we didn't do that with Mac.
Speaker 1: We called that like dry, what do we do that with?
Speaker 1: So one of the other ones that I found really
Speaker 1: odd that a lot of people wrote us in about
Speaker 1: is alien slash Monster board. Yeah, and so that, um,
Speaker 1: most of those are animated when I was looking them up,
Speaker 1: but they do also just have people in costumes as well,
Speaker 1: looking like aliens and monsters. That was dope. Um. Oh,
Speaker 1: so before I want I want you to find some
Speaker 1: good ones too. I found uh an article on mandatory
Speaker 1: dot com. It says thirteen portn categories that will make
Speaker 1: you quit the Internet. Um. The first one is toothless granny,
Speaker 1: and then they also include porn hut comments, and one
Speaker 1: of them is but why toothless granny? And porn involved
Speaker 1: senior citizens who remove their dentures and placed them on
Speaker 1: the bedside table to suck a good dick, my little pony.
Speaker 1: I feel like maybe that's how Kimbella was getting ahead
Speaker 1: from Joel's. You know, Jewel's no, but he like started
Speaker 1: losing his teeth. So I wonder if like getting your
Speaker 1: pussy eight out by ni. Yeah, but I think it's
Speaker 1: mainly so it's like it's better probably for blow jobs
Speaker 1: because like because it's just like I put my lips
Speaker 1: over my teeth anyway if it's big. But I used
Speaker 1: to watch Hookers on the Point on HBO and one
Speaker 1: of them was like needed ten dollars for cigarettes, and
Speaker 1: she was like, I'll take my teeth out. He only
Speaker 1: want to take. Well, there's a category of crackhead porn
Speaker 1: too that someone said they stumbled upon and they processed
Speaker 1: at real crack horses. One porn like that. S It
Speaker 1: kind of made me feel sad. I've watched it mainly
Speaker 1: because I like the like the Thai prostitutes, so like
Speaker 1: when then crackhead comes up, But I'm like, I didn't
Speaker 1: ask for American ship. Um. There's another one called red
Speaker 1: rhapsody actual porn comment boring, twelve minutes is too long explanation.
Speaker 1: Red rhapsody is a blanket term for menstrual porn. What's
Speaker 1: even more shocking is the fact that approval ratings for
Speaker 1: these video hover above every time they are seen by
Speaker 1: millions of people. The more I live, the more humanity
Speaker 1: confuses me. Garden gnome. Garden gnomes have red pointy hats. Wait,
Speaker 1: they fun with red pointy hats. These red pointy hats
Speaker 1: perfectly parned considering the prevalence of pointing things like butt plugs.
Speaker 1: What there's a girl who uses yeah, pretty much lawn
Speaker 1: ornaments to pleasure herself. Um. Another one. Japanese newscasters actual
Speaker 1: porn comment in Japan is perfectly normal to read the
Speaker 1: news with your face covered and come, I think that
Speaker 1: if a lot of you guys dig into, like searching
Speaker 1: some of these porn um categories, you'll see that our
Speaker 1: bodies can do a lot of things that I didn't think.
Speaker 1: So someone said they actually came across a video where
Speaker 1: an entire head was put into that and then someone
Speaker 1: wrote underneath like l O L the white bald guy.
Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, and apparently the guy is bald and
Speaker 1: so he's stuffed his he stuffed his bald head into
Speaker 1: a vagina. Something else that people said, um Asian armpit fetish. Yes,
Speaker 1: and also Muslim porn um, so where they're they're jeebs.
Speaker 1: She do you know she only did like what like
Speaker 1: less than ten or something Mia Khalifa because she's actually Muslim.
Speaker 1: A lot of Muslim porn, by the way, and they
Speaker 1: just pretty much make that eyebrow bushy. But Mia Khalifa
Speaker 1: is like, legit, Middle Eastern did Muslim porn and got
Speaker 1: received the most death threats of any poem star. She's
Speaker 1: the most searched porn star for the amount of videos
Speaker 1: she's done maybe like five scenes or something really small,
Speaker 1: but searched to the most like she's super popular. I'm
Speaker 1: actually surprised you've never heard of her. I think I
Speaker 1: have on Twitter. Um someone else UM said something that's
Speaker 1: a porn category. And it's actually funny because I saw
Speaker 1: this in person. Someone said that they saw a girl
Speaker 1: shoved ten many basketballs inside of her ass and then
Speaker 1: shoot them out one by one. I saw that. So
Speaker 1: when I was in Thailand and Bangkok, Pace called and
Speaker 1: basically what happened is and this is the crazy part.
Speaker 1: So we go into this pussy show that's what it's called.
Speaker 1: It's literally pussy is on the outside of it. And
Speaker 1: so me and my home girls went in. I think
Speaker 1: was like ten dollars to get in um uslars, but
Speaker 1: it was whatever time. By the way, it's really expensive. Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: it was very expensive. But we were like, which, we
Speaker 1: want to see it. And then when we got in there,
Speaker 1: the drinks are like so they weren't old. So we
Speaker 1: went in there and the first trick that she did
Speaker 1: was she takes a marker and she asked the guy
Speaker 1: sitting on the corner of the bar, and it's like,
Speaker 1: what's your name? She takes the marker, puts it in
Speaker 1: her pussy and writes his name with her pussy on
Speaker 1: the stage hands in the paper. And Amsterdam, I saw
Speaker 1: her do that on a dude's chest. Yeah, so did
Speaker 1: it on a sheet of paper. So then finally the
Speaker 1: ping pong show comes in. The whole time they're hyping
Speaker 1: up the ping pong show, so the bartender hands us
Speaker 1: ping pong paddles and the lady sits on stage the
Speaker 1: strip or the dance or whatever they call her. She's
Speaker 1: on stage and she's putting the ping bongs in her pussy,
Speaker 1: gets her pussy and it shoots out and we're pretty
Speaker 1: much playing ping pong with ping pong balls that are
Speaker 1: coming out of her pussy. Now, it wasn't until she
Speaker 1: decided to shove a bottle of water and squirret it
Speaker 1: out with her pussy juice that we were like, we're
Speaker 1: fucking done with this, So we definitely were playing. The
Speaker 1: water was the most um what I thought interesting, Like,
Speaker 1: so she I saw that in Thailand, and I want
Speaker 1: to talk about some European ones I saw too. In Thailand.
Speaker 1: I saw them like lift their bodies up, let the
Speaker 1: water drain all the way down and then shoot it out,
Speaker 1: which I thought it was pretty gross. Now in Amsterdam,
Speaker 1: I think it was a pink elephant or something. I've
Speaker 1: been twice. What interesting there They have a smoking one
Speaker 1: where a girl very like nicely puts her legs up
Speaker 1: and like coughs. It almost looks like, yeah, smoke comes out.
Speaker 1: Whether they did that in Thailand too, Yeah they did then. Yeah.
Speaker 1: The only thing I would tell you with sex shows,
Speaker 1: like it's really really interesting to watch. I've been to
Speaker 1: a Parisian one two. They were pretty cool, but the
Speaker 1: they look exhausted because the show is on a rotation. Right,
Speaker 1: so let's say from seven to nine you watched the show,
Speaker 1: they do it again from right even thirty and like
Speaker 1: it almost looks like acrobatic ship. At this point they're
Speaker 1: like like they know exactly what positions to get in.
Speaker 1: It's kind of sucks and strangely, the sex insects shows
Speaker 1: I've noticed is not my favorite part. I kind of
Speaker 1: like the individual acts. I think those are more fun. Well,
Speaker 1: this was this was advertised as kind of like a
Speaker 1: strip club, so they did have like very clad outfits
Speaker 1: on bikinis. Um there was poles on stage so they
Speaker 1: could go go dancer. It's because they dance a little
Speaker 1: bit before they do whatever trick they do. Another cool
Speaker 1: one I've seen in Amsterdam is it pink ellaphant something
Speaker 1: elephant And this girl comes down in a chaquita banana
Speaker 1: outfit with like gorillas and they like do this dance
Speaker 1: and then she unpeels the banana, lays on her back, um,
Speaker 1: calls five men over, puts the banana inside of herself,
Speaker 1: and then ask them to eat it out while she
Speaker 1: position it out. That was pretty good. That was actually
Speaker 1: sounds kind of interesting. I enjoyed watching that, and like
Speaker 1: not in a like turn on way, but I'm like,
Speaker 1: you guys are sick. So we've we've we've we've sat
Speaker 1: here and talked about a lot of the porn that
Speaker 1: our listeners came across. Are there any portos that you've
Speaker 1: come across? And it was so disgusting that you sat
Speaker 1: there and watched it. I wasn't I didn't finish, Like
Speaker 1: I didn't hear you finished, but I couldn't finish. I
Speaker 1: was gonna say, did you stop watching porn that you
Speaker 1: kept watching? Race play makes me stop? And I'm gonna
Speaker 1: tell you when race play has made me stop, I
Speaker 1: like boot cocky I talked about it all the time,
Speaker 1: so gang bangs and I really do like watching black
Speaker 1: women in porn because they're hot. But a lot of
Speaker 1: the book cocky sometimes has white dudes. So the Boukaqi
Speaker 1: that I last watched was some Southern boot cocky. I
Speaker 1: can't remember the name of it, but I probably should
Speaker 1: have known better because they had shirts on with correct
Speaker 1: inflattererate flags. But she was so fine. I think it
Speaker 1: was Caprix Styles maybe, and I love her back in
Speaker 1: the day She's coming to our Atlanta show. Oh dope,
Speaker 1: So I love Caprie Styles. Shout out Capri and Um
Speaker 1: in one of the fucking portos. Yeah, they were like saying,
Speaker 1: you black bitch like I couldn't. I couldn't handle it,
Speaker 1: and it sucks it up. I don't even like listen
Speaker 1: to white women say big black cock which is why
Speaker 1: I can't watch blacked. Oh. I don't like hearing you
Speaker 1: talk about it like it really it sucks it up.
Speaker 1: So I mean for me, Um, I mean I would say,
Speaker 1: stumbling across trans porn, I didn't think I would like
Speaker 1: and now, like I said, I kind of search it
Speaker 1: on my own. I don't think I've come across too
Speaker 1: many odd ones. I would say, you're talking about race play.
Speaker 1: Ones that I feel like I shouldn't enjoy watching would
Speaker 1: be incess porn that I kind of I actually like
Speaker 1: the storyline that you're fucking your stepson or your fucking
Speaker 1: your stepdaughter, like, and it's awful. Don't you look really
Speaker 1: judge you right now, bitch, it's just porn. But I
Speaker 1: will say it's one that it's like, I know it's wrong.
Speaker 1: I think incest is awful. I'm not here for it,
Speaker 1: but I kind of get into the storyline and poor
Speaker 1: times and I shouldn't maybe maybe like the mom and
Speaker 1: the like. And then it's when like the mom and
Speaker 1: the daughter fuck the hot boyfriend. It's like, I know
Speaker 1: it's fucking wrong, it's awful, but I don't know what
Speaker 1: is it is that the someone is that? Is it
Speaker 1: the coercion basically, like I don't know. I think it's
Speaker 1: the fact that I know that they're not supposed to
Speaker 1: be doing it, like especially like the dad and maybe
Speaker 1: stepson or dad. You know what. I'm worried about incest
Speaker 1: point and people liking because I worry that it will
Speaker 1: one day lead into them like teenagers getting taken advantage
Speaker 1: of and that makes me feel bad. But of course,
Speaker 1: I you know what, incest porn sucked me up. I
Speaker 1: watched Hot Girls Wanted this documentary on Netflix. Have you
Speaker 1: seen it? It's really good. It's a it's about actually
Speaker 1: Nina Kay, she said. The dude from the documentary is
Speaker 1: her manager. Now. So it's this documentary where they basically
Speaker 1: talk about how they put these ads out Hot Girls
Speaker 1: Wanted on Craigslist. They offer you a flight to Miami,
Speaker 1: you live in this house, and you do amateur porn.
Speaker 1: And the life cycle they talk about for point stars,
Speaker 1: like averaging that three months, just okay, six months porn stars.
Speaker 1: Over Here, one of the girls, the girl with glasses,
Speaker 1: does this uncle sorry I had hiccup, uncle kind of
Speaker 1: porn and her outside of the scene, she looks so uncomfortable.
Speaker 1: She's like, I was so dry, Like he wanted to
Speaker 1: touch me, you wanted to kiss me. I couldn't do it.
Speaker 1: And like I'm watching her touch her titties and she's
Speaker 1: sitting there with her arms crossed, like uncomfortable. And now
Speaker 1: all I could think of with like that older man
Speaker 1: takeover porn, is the actual porn star really being that uncome.
Speaker 1: But it's also crazy because even watching that documentary, they
Speaker 1: do like women who look barely legal for those certain
Speaker 1: type of roles. So yeah, and the barely legal category
Speaker 1: is very I pulled up the list for US of
Speaker 1: the most views categories by gender. Shout out to I
Speaker 1: think uh nor Kyo, the philosopher who said, you guys
Speaker 1: need to cover this. He sent me the two thousand
Speaker 1: eighteen poor Hub porn Hub's official review. And want everybody
Speaker 1: in this room to guess the top three things you
Speaker 1: think women looked up? Gay porn is number one? Well,
Speaker 1: we did an article on gay porn being popular, not
Speaker 1: not gay man. Male porn is not on there, but
Speaker 1: go ahead. What's the next one? Well, then lesbian lesbian's
Speaker 1: number one? What do you think number two is? I
Speaker 1: thought that two. It's threesome, threesome three is number is?
Speaker 1: Number three? Is Japanese? Now next one? For men? What
Speaker 1: do you think their top three are? That's number four
Speaker 1: job lesbian and and what's pug? Oh? Oh fatass white girl?
Speaker 1: So I thought it was gonna be teen and ebony.
Speaker 1: The top three on two in two thousand eighteen for
Speaker 1: porn hub was Japanese. Number one milth and and then mature.
Speaker 1: Then it was lesbian and ebony, and I was before
Speaker 1: teen and anal. Here is a very interesting statistic. By
Speaker 1: two hundred and eighty percent, pussy licking is more is
Speaker 1: more often viewed by women than men. Solo male is
Speaker 1: viewed solo male when maybe with the little fleshlights making
Speaker 1: themselves come. That's probably why I like a lot of like,
Speaker 1: so a lot of the guys on my phone, I
Speaker 1: don't have to send them anything. They just enjoy me
Speaker 1: watching them jack off. And that's like one of like
Speaker 1: the things that I really really like. So sometimes if
Speaker 1: maybe I ain't got no nigga that's jacked off on
Speaker 1: FaceTime for me in a while, I'll literally go and
Speaker 1: look up solos. And I love watching men like come
Speaker 1: on themselves or shoot, like sent me some fucking flesh
Speaker 1: light porn. I love it that. I mean, I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: like a video of himself and I was like, like,
Speaker 1: I love it. When I watched that ship, I'm like
Speaker 1: super turned on, And I'm shocked how turned down I am,
Speaker 1: because I don't really know many men that use flashlights,
Speaker 1: Like it's not necessarily a thing. But porn categories also
Speaker 1: arranged from cities people live in, which is very interesting too,
Speaker 1: like it was very high for teen um sorry Bible
Speaker 1: Belt states. I believe that, which kind of made me
Speaker 1: want to throw up. I believe that. Well let's go ahead. UM,
Speaker 1: I hope you guys, if you guys come across any
Speaker 1: weird porn um, keep it to yourself because you'll be
Speaker 1: sending us some weird as ship. I know you all
Speaker 1: thought I all about to say something else, but you'll
Speaker 1: be sending us some ship, like real quick, I just
Speaker 1: asked them, now, no, but real quick. I just want
Speaker 1: to show we're literally sitting here, mind you, anything filthy
Speaker 1: that comes across Twitter, we're now being at of like,
Speaker 1: what are your thoughts on this? So this is literally
Speaker 1: something that was just sent to me. It is a
Speaker 1: man being jacked off under late tex. I've seen this
Speaker 1: on real set and there's something but through the late text.
Speaker 1: But he's literally having a connection because he's about to come.
Speaker 1: So this is clearly a late text. Um. Do you
Speaker 1: remember when we interviewed the guy Daniel from Not Safe
Speaker 1: for Work and he talked about late He talks about that.
Speaker 1: So again, someone decided to tag me at full Corp.
Speaker 1: Fam explain like y'all can't think that me and we
Speaker 1: need just so all of this ship. Bro, we don't
Speaker 1: do this. Do you remember when Dan dan Van post
Speaker 1: like posted some ship of men and lingerie and he
Speaker 1: was like, what y'all, what y'all think about this? Making
Speaker 1: us the voice for everything like this? Because it's just like,
Speaker 1: god damn you now, I'm honest with you. The latex thing,
Speaker 1: like I totally get it. I get the second skin thing,
Speaker 1: like I've worn really tight clothing and it's turned me on. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean I I just I'm sorry, doesn't know I
Speaker 1: wear probably maybe I wear more outfits like more often,
Speaker 1: but I wear this latex one sometimes like, um, I
Speaker 1: don't want whatever, I'm not gonna but you know I
Speaker 1: wear this Latex one And when wearing it, like getting
Speaker 1: like my nimples like pinched or touched outside of it.
Speaker 1: It's like another level. I love that you brought that up,
Speaker 1: because that's gonna set us into segue us into our homemail.
Speaker 1: Um which title I picked one? Oh? Did you I
Speaker 1: really like this one? Well? Go ahead? Um so skin
Speaker 1: or no skin? Um So? I'm new listener. Shout out
Speaker 1: to Sydney for posting about the podcast. So I've had
Speaker 1: sex with men with foreskin and without, and don't really
Speaker 1: care whether a dick has skin or not, especially because
Speaker 1: all I'm concerned about is getting an orgasm. On a
Speaker 1: random night, my boyfriend and I decided to watch American
Speaker 1: Circumcision on Netflix, so there goes something else for yat
Speaker 1: to tune into. And I've always felt some type of
Speaker 1: way since I opted to not have my son circumcised.
Speaker 1: After watching the entire documentary, my boyfriend is now restoring
Speaker 1: his foreskin, and apparently a bunch of men are doing it.
Speaker 1: I don't care as long as he can make me
Speaker 1: come with his mouth, dick, and fingers. But it's a
Speaker 1: four year process with lots of tape and retaining cones.
Speaker 1: Even crazier than in some countries, doctors cut the hood
Speaker 1: covering the clip. Shit. If someone cut my hood, the
Speaker 1: motherfucker's would ruin my sex life. Just thought maybe would
Speaker 1: be interesting to share with the rest of the world,
Speaker 1: since most women are hell bent overcut dick skin or
Speaker 1: no skin. And it's crazy because we've had this conversation
Speaker 1: on here a lot. I actually there's a guy that
Speaker 1: I found really, really attractive I met him at a party, um,
Speaker 1: and we've been talking on and off maybe for like
Speaker 1: two years, but nothing's come of it. And you know,
Speaker 1: I was in my little slump where I didn't really
Speaker 1: have seven for a while, so I was entertaining him.
Speaker 1: And as soon as he sent me a video of
Speaker 1: his dick and it had so much skin on it,
Speaker 1: I'm now not interested in sucking him. So I feel bad.
Speaker 1: Reading this made me think of that. Listen, people can't
Speaker 1: choose the way that they can't, but I can choose
Speaker 1: what goes in my mouth and what goes in my vagina. Sure,
Speaker 1: but I do feel bad, Like I mean, like I said,
Speaker 1: eight of the world is uncircumcised. That's the last start
Speaker 1: I read that wasn't in the summertime, And apparently it
Speaker 1: was something just as similar with of America being circumcised.
Speaker 1: So like, I don't know, I I don't really think
Speaker 1: there's a difference. What I really enjoyed with uncircumcised men
Speaker 1: is they feel so much more like when I go
Speaker 1: down on them, like there's so much more sensitive, Oh
Speaker 1: my god, Like they seem to come harder. I actually
Speaker 1: fucked this guy with Collette and was number two episode
Speaker 1: number two threesome story. This dudes was like almost screaming.
Speaker 1: He was coming so hard, and he was uncircumcised. He
Speaker 1: was like enjoying it so much. And I noticed they
Speaker 1: convulse a little bit more. Um, ladies, if you've ever
Speaker 1: have any stories that you could share with us, if
Speaker 1: you know you agree, I just find that they do
Speaker 1: come harder or like I can't even explain it. And
Speaker 1: it's mainly like when I'm like doing like something with
Speaker 1: my hands, like, um, you could say, like the basket
Speaker 1: weaving technique, you know, shout out to superhair whatever. I've
Speaker 1: noticed just doing that right at the tip, it's like,
Speaker 1: oh my fucking god. Like some dudes can't even take it.
Speaker 1: They're like, I'm gonna come just that. I mean, I
Speaker 1: feel like my circumcised guys come just as hard. I'm
Speaker 1: not saying that they really sense of the sensitivity, sure,
Speaker 1: but I'm not gonna say here and say, like, I
Speaker 1: how many experiences have you had with uncircumcised men, though
Speaker 1: maybe a few when I'm well, I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 1: So when it comes to uncircumcised dis and I can
Speaker 1: be biased, I don't give a fuck. I don't I
Speaker 1: don't have the preference to suck it. It's not it
Speaker 1: doesn't turn me on, so because it doesn't turn me
Speaker 1: on like the same way. So basically it turns you
Speaker 1: off when you see does so maybe like the same way.
Speaker 1: Maybe some men don't want a hairy pussy. Men have
Speaker 1: preferences with even what our vaginas look like. It's nothing
Speaker 1: that we can change or nothing that we have any
Speaker 1: control over. But there are men that, oh, you're pussy fat.
Speaker 1: I like fat pussies. Some guys like different types of pussies.
Speaker 1: To me, it's not that I'm shaming or bashing any
Speaker 1: man who's not you know, cut or uncut or whatever.
Speaker 1: Just my preference even when it comes to sucking dick.
Speaker 1: I don't even know how to suck dick with skin
Speaker 1: on it. I don't. I don't like what's your heart.
Speaker 1: It's like, I don't know from from my experience, it's
Speaker 1: not really a pull back type of situation when their herd.
Speaker 1: But also like I honestly like when I tell you,
Speaker 1: I don't care, I just wanted to be big. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I like big difference. Um I do want to bring
Speaker 1: up because I noticed and I'll hear yet I liked
Speaker 1: this one. It wasn't really a question, but it comment was.
Speaker 1: The subject was wheezy I can't squirre either. Listening to
Speaker 1: episode ninety wheezy girl, I can't square and bobs a
Speaker 1: ship out of me. I've been with my husband nine
Speaker 1: years and we have an amazing sex life. He has
Speaker 1: made me come so hard my legs shake and go numb.
Speaker 1: I come at least three times every time we have sex,
Speaker 1: but never made me square it. I was starting to
Speaker 1: think it was just me or him, But now that
Speaker 1: you said you've never squired it, I'm like, what are
Speaker 1: we gonna do? Girl? Listen. I've heard doctors say like
Speaker 1: every woman has the possibility to squirt, but like I
Speaker 1: don't care about squirting anymore, just because some novelty with
Speaker 1: a nigga wanting me to squirre. If I can't square,
Speaker 1: I can't squirt if it hasn't happen yet. It hasn't
Speaker 1: happened yet. If you're having amazing orgasms, why do you care? No,
Speaker 1: I can enjoy the multiple orgasms, but I will say, um,
Speaker 1: I have squirted in but it's it's something that I
Speaker 1: don't have control over. It's something that I don't know
Speaker 1: how to do to myself, probably because I also have
Speaker 1: t rex arms, so like I can't really get Nina
Speaker 1: Kabe said, and a lot of other people then wrote
Speaker 1: in that week. Because I was like, oh, well, I
Speaker 1: don't put my fingers inside of myself, she was like,
Speaker 1: I don't. She's come from she scored it from clatorial Also,
Speaker 1: I guess we've had on the show. I won't say
Speaker 1: his name. He was like, I've never made a girl
Speaker 1: squirt um from using my fingers. He's like, I've done
Speaker 1: it from eating pussy and like clatorial stimulate or not
Speaker 1: like sticking his fingers, And I meant he said, from
Speaker 1: clatorial stimulation. So I don't know that. I mean, I
Speaker 1: guess again, I haven't experienced it that way. Every person
Speaker 1: who has made me um squirt has come from them
Speaker 1: pushing there's some button up in my pussy. I don't
Speaker 1: know they know how to get it. Though. The I've
Speaker 1: come scored with maybe three three different woman never made
Speaker 1: you scored. When I'm with women, i'd like giving head
Speaker 1: to them. I don't really like them touching me at all. Okay,
Speaker 1: so yeah, when I'm with women, it's just all me
Speaker 1: pleasing I don't really, but I don't really like heads,
Speaker 1: so it makes sense, like, bitch, what are you gonna do?
Speaker 1: I'd be one dick when I'm with bitches, so it's
Speaker 1: like like I just like pleasing them. But for the
Speaker 1: most part, every time I've scored it, it's come from
Speaker 1: fingers going in there while they're also eating my pussy.
Speaker 1: So it's clotoral and penetrated, like penetration going on, and
Speaker 1: it has been I'm sorry that you haven't experienced it. Bitch.
Speaker 1: Tears came out, bitch, and this nigga recorded me, so
Speaker 1: it was a nigga on camera, and I don't love
Speaker 1: that nigga, but it maybe tell that nigga I love him.
Speaker 1: I don't really feel like look and you're looking like
Speaker 1: that real quick. This nigga brings it up, mind you.
Speaker 1: Every time we have a conversation we argue, it's a
Speaker 1: nigga I don't like. It's the nigga that I piste on.
Speaker 1: We fu for like ten years and now I'm not
Speaker 1: interested in him at all. But every time we get
Speaker 1: into an argument, he bring up that I told him
Speaker 1: I love him, and it's on video, so I k denied,
Speaker 1: but so if you're so excited about squirting and it's
Speaker 1: so great, why don't you like head? Like you said
Speaker 1: that it normally comes with Z, but it's it mostly
Speaker 1: comes to me. Like even with him, he'll like eat,
Speaker 1: like he'll eat my pussy for a little bit, but
Speaker 1: once I'm turned on, it's all fingering. He does all fingering.
Speaker 1: And I realized that too, like um shout out to
Speaker 1: Raquel Savage. She tweeted today like h and I saw
Speaker 1: that you posted how to properly eat pussy, and she
Speaker 1: actually put don't put your fingers in this hole. And
Speaker 1: what's crazy is if you are gonna give me head,
Speaker 1: because I'm I'll get it, but I don't care about it.
Speaker 1: But when I'm getting head from a guy, all literally
Speaker 1: pull his hand and make him finger my pussy while
Speaker 1: he Yeah, I don't know. I feel like everybody has
Speaker 1: a different idea of pussy. Right. I was talking to
Speaker 1: a friend of mine, another podcaster, and she's like, yo, like,
Speaker 1: my dude cannot eat my pussy right because all he
Speaker 1: does is stay on the clip. And so when I
Speaker 1: saw that video, just focus a lot of I'm like,
Speaker 1: I don't like that ship either, Like I like the
Speaker 1: clip to like eat my whole pussy. Don't say what
Speaker 1: we suck your dick. We'll do the head, we'll do
Speaker 1: the shaft, and there's the balls, then of course the gooch,
Speaker 1: then we come back up. There's hand motions, like we
Speaker 1: do so much intensive ship when we fucking suck dick
Speaker 1: that it's crazy that they literally just think they just
Speaker 1: gotta I really get annoyed with that ship, like, just
Speaker 1: don't eat my pussy. If you're is going to link
Speaker 1: the click like what work's called lit click, like the
Speaker 1: click he caught it a click. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't like that. It doesn't really do anything for me.
Speaker 1: I want you to like, this is my vagina. I
Speaker 1: want you to look at it. There's a labia like
Speaker 1: there's a lot of other ship that you can do,
Speaker 1: like to turn me on, like fucking do that. And
Speaker 1: I just feel really guilty when I've got to sit
Speaker 1: there and like walk you through it, because I don't
Speaker 1: let people eat my pussy anymore. That just do it wrong.
Speaker 1: I tell them what to do. Now, Oh yeah, I
Speaker 1: told you. The only way I'll even get into maybe
Speaker 1: we're okay my pussy is being eaten is if I
Speaker 1: know I'm dealing with a subman, and it's on some
Speaker 1: smothering and I'm sitting on his face and riding his
Speaker 1: face and I'm just very aggressive. I still don't even
Speaker 1: really I'm turned on more by riding his face than
Speaker 1: I am like obsessed with like getting his face suffocated.
Speaker 1: Not obsessed, but like he doesn't know that. Maybe I
Speaker 1: realized how much he asked for it. But in the
Speaker 1: three time we had the girl was riding him and
Speaker 1: I was sitting on his face, and I remember him
Speaker 1: pressing me closer and like the niga came hard as ship.
Speaker 1: And recently when I was sitting on his face like
Speaker 1: I could, I didn't know if he could breathe or not.
Speaker 1: But I think he was into it because he I
Speaker 1: wasn't sucking his dick or nothing. It sound like he
Speaker 1: loved it, but it was eating like he never had
Speaker 1: a meal. It came hard as I was like it's
Speaker 1: Legit landed on my chin. It was very unexpected. I
Speaker 1: was like wow, but now I kind of like it too.
Speaker 1: I was begging Scissors to do that ship, but she
Speaker 1: wouldn't because she wasn't waxed. I was like please, She's
Speaker 1: like It's so crazy how self conscious we are, like
Speaker 1: depending on the pubes on our pussy at the time,
Speaker 1: like I told you, even when I did the threesome,
Speaker 1: like I had to tell her bro And what's crazy
Speaker 1: to me? It's like I read something recently where this
Speaker 1: girl was saying how do I It was something in
Speaker 1: the homemail about women and her questions about how do
Speaker 1: I date women? To talk to women. I felt so
Speaker 1: much more secure about my body when fucking women than
Speaker 1: I have men. Like I feel like girls are not
Speaker 1: weird about my body like men can be. And maybe
Speaker 1: because men are so judgy, like when we see people
Speaker 1: being judging on the internet about oh, you know, you
Speaker 1: don't have this or not enough asked and enough titties,
Speaker 1: or you're this or fat or whatever, it's mostly men.
Speaker 1: So when I do fun girls, I've felt so much
Speaker 1: more comfortable with my body. And for the first time
Speaker 1: lesbian experience, I've noticed that, Yeah, I feel more comfortable
Speaker 1: with women. But anyway, um, thank you guys so much
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Speaker 1: Decisions by By I'm gonna just kick it off by
Speaker 1: asking what happens when you come Where does it go?
Speaker 1: Because you really need to wear fucking condom when you
Speaker 1: have sex in space, because it will flick bloody bodily
Speaker 1: fluids clumped together in space, So like busting a nut,
Speaker 1: it's gonna float around. What do you mean, so it
Speaker 1: doesn't turn into particles? It just floats. Well, it'll clump
Speaker 1: together and if it's like dense enough, it will it
Speaker 1: could it can't float and the same thing will happen. Like.
Speaker 1: Another big issue of having sex in space is the
Speaker 1: sweat because you actually, you already naturally sweat when you're
Speaker 1: having sex, but in space, you actually sweat even more
Speaker 1: because your heart has to work so hard. Because of
Speaker 1: they and the blood flow, your your blood ends up
Speaker 1: being evenly distributed through your body. So it's harder to
Speaker 1: get hard. Yes, it's also hard to like as women too,
Speaker 1: So why is it harder to So it's harder to
Speaker 1: get hard because you can't get that much blood to
Speaker 1: go up. Yeah. Like usually like gravity brings the blood
Speaker 1: down so that blood can gather more in your lower body.
Speaker 1: But with Michael, gravity not the case. Your blood is
Speaker 1: evenly distributed through your body. Yeah, is going to be
Speaker 1: dried Yep, that's right though, but it could yeah yeah.
Speaker 1: So okay, so it's hard to get it up. But
Speaker 1: they want other life and space. Yeah, so if we
Speaker 1: need to fun to make babies, well, the thing is
Speaker 1: right now with NASA, they're not interested in colonizing out
Speaker 1: of space. Don't you are populating out of space? Um,
Speaker 1: they're not interested in doing that right now because it's
Speaker 1: just on the top of the priority list. They're more
Speaker 1: interested in getting things like the US rover that landed
Speaker 1: on Mars landed on Mars on this Monday, so they're
Speaker 1: more focused on that kind of ship. But the private
Speaker 1: industry may be more interested in doing this like um,
Speaker 1: the first technically the first people to have sex in space,
Speaker 1: UM that's been recorded was on like this um this
Speaker 1: video called I think it's like something uranus and they
Speaker 1: did and they did one of these things called a
Speaker 1: vomit comment and so I don't know if you guys
Speaker 1: know what that is, but it's basically like a plane,
Speaker 1: special plane. They can fly high enough and to give
Speaker 1: you like about I think ninety seconds of zero G effects. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it does like a little parabolus. So it goes up
Speaker 1: and down and so you go, you go, you ride
Speaker 1: up and down like in waves to think you do
Speaker 1: about like six or seven waves second, which sounds terrifying
Speaker 1: too for me pervosonally, like, if you're gonna have sex
Speaker 1: and be floating for ads, you have to be really
Speaker 1: strategic about how you're gonna land because when um, there
Speaker 1: is but they only got about a good twenty seconds
Speaker 1: of them having sex. I think everything else they had
Speaker 1: to like, would I be able to like post that
Speaker 1: link for people that are listening to this? M yeah,
Speaker 1: I could find it for you. That would be dope.
Speaker 1: So I have looked up. When I get high, I
Speaker 1: just you know, you get in the rabbit hole of
Speaker 1: like dan, what I'm about to google? YouTube? So I
Speaker 1: started YouTube in space one day and I was reading
Speaker 1: into this thing about how like it's really bad if
Speaker 1: you get nauseous because if you throw up, it goes
Speaker 1: back in your face. Yes, so like how do you
Speaker 1: catch like what do people use? How do you like
Speaker 1: brush your teeth? How do you shower if the water
Speaker 1: is floating? Well, I mean they do have bathrooms on
Speaker 1: space because especially on the International Space STA, and even
Speaker 1: on space shuttles because space shuttles you'll be you can
Speaker 1: be on a vessel for like about a week, but
Speaker 1: they're very tiny. So I also was reading them like
Speaker 1: with showers, you're using rags a lot because you can't
Speaker 1: about to go pick up this champagne for your ladies.
Speaker 1: So like, yeah, I was reading that if you're showering right, like,
Speaker 1: let me see if I took it down, Yeah, you
Speaker 1: have to get a rag to soak yourself off because
Speaker 1: there can't be a stream. Yes, so yes, so this
Speaker 1: is so in times of your question about throwing up, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you have to be really well. They kind of have
Speaker 1: like some systems in place because every all liquids that
Speaker 1: they utilize are most like that they usualized were like
Speaker 1: in pretty secure containers. UM. And you kind of get used.
Speaker 1: You get used to from what I've read, you've get used.
Speaker 1: You just kind of get used to navigating this because
Speaker 1: making sure your assholes in the right tube. Yeah. But
Speaker 1: it's like I said, it's a very very compact space.
Speaker 1: So you get used to making very small apartment yeah,
Speaker 1: because you're because these vehicles have many people on them,
Speaker 1: at least for the size. By the way, I went
Speaker 1: home for Thanksgiving and I was walking around my mom's
Speaker 1: place and I was like, yo, I paid double this
Speaker 1: for one bedroom. This is three bedroom. It's like two
Speaker 1: thousand square feet. And I'm like, bro, I'm really glad
Speaker 1: I moved to New York, like right out of college
Speaker 1: because now I have a misconstrued conception of like how
Speaker 1: much money can actually get me for space here. Now,
Speaker 1: one other questions I wanted to ask about UM space
Speaker 1: and uh shit, what am I thinking about it? Just
Speaker 1: came up? Um, yeah, So do you know anything about
Speaker 1: what happens when your mask comes off? Like what do
Speaker 1: you mean, like a space suit, when your masks when
Speaker 1: your mask comes off of your face when you're in space,
Speaker 1: what happens? I read something like your lungs come through
Speaker 1: your mouth, Like why do we need the mask? Like
Speaker 1: what's out there? In actually in space, you can't You
Speaker 1: can't breathe in space first of all, like like usually
Speaker 1: if you're on like in a space vessel, there's oxygen there.
Speaker 1: There's no need to wear any extra equipment. You can walk,
Speaker 1: you walk around like a shirt, and like what happens
Speaker 1: if you crack a window? You know what I'm saying genuinely?
Speaker 1: I mean, they have safety procedures in place, but you
Speaker 1: can get the necessary equipment and suits to protect yourself.
Speaker 1: But really, you would never ever want to be exposed.
Speaker 1: And also there's radiation, which is like that's one of
Speaker 1: the worst bits about being exposed to actually being exposed
Speaker 1: to our space. Got it? Radiation as in like when
Speaker 1: bitches get skin cancer and ship. Yes, yeah, that's actually
Speaker 1: the white bottle. Hi, welcome. Somebody walked into the studio
Speaker 1: j manager. He's managed a lot of famous women, a
Speaker 1: lot of famous singers. Yeah, what are we talking about?
Speaker 1: You know, just throwing up and space ship. A few
Speaker 1: more questions like what positions would be ideal, like can
Speaker 1: you hold onto something? Like how do people work out
Speaker 1: in space? Like well, really this is one of the
Speaker 1: chickiest parts is figuring out how to position yourself and
Speaker 1: because if you, like when you're having sex in space,
Speaker 1: or if you were to have sex in micro gravity,
Speaker 1: like the law of like Newton's third law of you know,
Speaker 1: like how everything has an equal and opposite reaction that
Speaker 1: thing is intensify, so like if you collide into each other,
Speaker 1: you're going to I apart when you have sex, so
Speaker 1: like you can't pump that, No, you can't. You have
Speaker 1: to be like harnessed down essentially. And there's also someone
Speaker 1: has an idea I don't think I don't think they've
Speaker 1: worked on it yet, but you could have like a
Speaker 1: potentially have a sleeping bag that will give you a
Speaker 1: sufficient range of motion, but you could keep in place.
Speaker 1: But you guys, aren't completely flying up. Definitely can't sunk
Speaker 1: from the bag. You could smack somebody's as in space,
Speaker 1: you could propel them away from you, like they're saying,
Speaker 1: like sneezing and farting in space like moved you forward. Okay,
Speaker 1: I mean you're not gonna move like you know, like
Speaker 1: ten feet or whatever. But like each each amount of
Speaker 1: a really suppressure, will you know I'm just trying would
Speaker 1: be like in space, like you know, I guess you
Speaker 1: gotta like almost pee it out and catch it like
Speaker 1: you would pee. Speaking of piece, That's what I wanted
Speaker 1: to talk about. Did you know because YouTube when I'm
Speaker 1: smoking weed, that how they keep making water and filtering
Speaker 1: water is through the toilet, especially from Florida. From Florida,
Speaker 1: you should know that. Like the peace you drink. That's
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. That's what you do when you go
Speaker 1: hiking too, Like if you yeah, you can like little
Speaker 1: things that can clean up your water. I've gone hiking
Speaker 1: and done that before. Now that was