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Speaker 1: Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's

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Speaker 1: my strawberry letter for today and the subject is my

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Speaker 1: marriage or my pleasure. We'll get into that find out

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Speaker 1: what that's all about in just a few because right

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Speaker 1: now the nephew is here with today's prank phone call.

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Speaker 1: What you got for us?

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Speaker 2: Now, Well, it's summertime is here.

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Speaker 3: It's time to get outside, get in the pool, flop

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Speaker 3: around and across this country. It's going to happen in

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Speaker 3: every single pool. Somebody's gonna do it. The title is

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Speaker 3: your son Pete in the pool, Your son pd in

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Speaker 3: the pool. You don't think it's gonna happen, Trust me,

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Speaker 3: it's happened at your very own pool call, and you

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Speaker 3: don't even know it, but it's happening.

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Speaker 2: Oh yes, we would know now that's gonna happen at

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Speaker 2: this one because it's probably gonna be me.

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Speaker 3: You, Junie, you got a pool already.

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Speaker 2: Never did this, We got one in the neighborhood. But

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Speaker 2: I'm just saying you you ain't never did this. Oh yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 3: When I was younger, yeah, I didn't went in the ocean,

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Speaker 3: and I didn't went in people. Oh yeah, oh the

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Speaker 3: ocean for sure. I'm not walking all the way back

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Speaker 3: up to that resort to get to that, to get

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Speaker 3: the right everybody walk away all the way out to

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Speaker 3: saying all the way back, got off my lounge chair,

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Speaker 3: walked in the ocean too.

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Speaker 2: You didn't want to go up to your room, Stuard

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Speaker 2: right there. I ain't even get wasist.

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Speaker 3: Deep and you had a cabana right there.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, there wasn't no water on my stomach or nothing.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you in there, your son Pete in the pool.

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Speaker 2: Let's go catch the Hello.

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Speaker 4: Hello, I'm trying to reach it.

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Speaker 2: Can you hear me?

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Speaker 4: Yes, I'm trying to reach Anastasia. It's how you doing that? Listen,

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Speaker 4: I'm gleaing the life guard over here at the pool

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Speaker 4: here in the apartment complex. Yes, sir, do you have

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Speaker 4: a you have a son? Yes, sir?

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Speaker 5: Is everything all right?

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Speaker 4: Uh? Yeah, yeah, everything is fine. I mean, uh a

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Speaker 4: quick question, ma'am. We got a situation here with what's

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Speaker 4: going on. We're not we're not gonna be allowed to

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Speaker 4: uh to let him swim here at the pool and

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Speaker 4: the complex anymore. What we gotta your son?

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Speaker 5: Uh?

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Speaker 4: I mean he swims in pretty much every every every

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Speaker 4: other day, you know, I'm always here seeing him swim,

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Speaker 4: but it seems like is you know, we've been trying

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Speaker 4: to figure out who it is your son keep peeing

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Speaker 4: in the pool. Slam pool, ma'am. I don't want to

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Speaker 4: get into it with you. Your son. We finally narrated down.

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Speaker 4: Your son is the one that's peeing in the pool

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Speaker 4: every day, and you know it's really a bad thing. Uh.

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Speaker 4: We can't continue to keep letting them come over here.

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Speaker 4: We got to ban him from the pool.

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Speaker 5: My son, pool, We ain't nasty like this? Did you

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Speaker 5: take to be younna? Says my son?

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Speaker 4: And in the pool? Well, your son is the one

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Speaker 4: that be making faces and stuff, and I know that's

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Speaker 4: what he's doing. He in their pin Your son is

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Speaker 4: the one that's.

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Speaker 5: Pining in making faces.

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Speaker 4: He'd be making faces, so I know he in their.

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Speaker 5: Penin' got to do what we should be making faces?

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Speaker 5: Come pool, hold something? What dad you gonna say? And

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Speaker 5: in the pool because he's making safe man.

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Speaker 4: I'm not gonna go lasting like that.

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Speaker 5: I teach my kids better than that. He has no pool.

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Speaker 4: Hey lady, I'm not gonna All I'm saying is he

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Speaker 4: can't come over here and swim anymore. He's banned from

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Speaker 4: the pool until we rectify this problem. Now you'll got paying.

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Speaker 5: When he gonna be in that pool and we don't

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Speaker 5: seno pool, we ain't gonna be there, and that tomorrow.

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Speaker 5: Matter of fact, I'm playing a kids for the pool.

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Speaker 4: We gotta ma'am. I'm not finna sit here and go

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Speaker 4: back and forth with you. All I'm trying to tell

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Speaker 4: you is this right here? Your son has the pin

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Speaker 4: in the pool. My boss wants me to him. If

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Speaker 4: he's not the one, then we will allow him to

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Speaker 4: come back later. But right now with singling people out

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Speaker 4: the one that's doing it.

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Speaker 5: What's you said?

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Speaker 4: That name was? My name is Glen. I'm glean in

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Speaker 4: the lifeguard. That's who I am.

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Speaker 5: Not what's your will name? Then, brocause that I was

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Speaker 5: supposed to be calling me. You ain't got no business

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Speaker 5: call my I'm talking about my son. You no fool

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Speaker 5: to give I'm not in liberty to give my last name.

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Speaker 5: The bottom line is we can't live in the bot

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Speaker 5: what but you an't liberally to talk about bound But

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Speaker 5: you can't give me your r name?

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Speaker 4: Okay, listen, I'm not. All I'm supposed to do is

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Speaker 4: call you and let you know that we're banned in

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Speaker 4: your son from getting in the pool.

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Speaker 5: What you're talking about, you can't ban my father playing

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Speaker 5: the life? God, get a rich job, a summer job?

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Speaker 5: Did you write a job? And I calling my pall

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Speaker 5: you should have, you don't want, You ain't got and

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Speaker 5: you can't stop nobody from coming next throom and we're

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Speaker 5: gonna be damn now tomorrow again. And if you did foom,

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Speaker 5: do your job to clean it.

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Speaker 4: O man. Let me say this to you. If your

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Speaker 4: son comes to the pool tomorrow and get in the pool,

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Speaker 4: I'm snatching your so out of the pool. I let you.

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Speaker 5: I wish you run. Said you don't need a life God,

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Speaker 5: you satch my trying out of pool? I wish you ruined?

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Speaker 5: Oh what the what time the pom open at ten o'clock?

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Speaker 5: Who's gonna be there at nine Saturday? You got me up?

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Speaker 5: Talk about you're gonna snatch my son out of pool?

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Speaker 5: You got lost him mine? Nobody be pool? You got

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Speaker 5: lost your mine?

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Speaker 4: Hey lady, the problem is whatever he has been singled out.

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Speaker 4: All the other kids are pointing at and saying he's

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Speaker 4: the one that's doing it. Your son is the one

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Speaker 4: that's being elbow. He's clear, whatever whatever the for Right now,

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Speaker 4: all I'm asking is is keep your son away from

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Speaker 4: the pool for the next two weeks. If we found

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Speaker 4: out that it's not him, will allow him to come back. Okay,

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Speaker 4: he ain't me.

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Speaker 5: He ain't staying away from pool for two weeks. And

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Speaker 5: if he do, he's gonna come back and do the

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Speaker 5: most pool. I'm gonna tell the whole two weeks and

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Speaker 5: go back to that talk about my son to the pool.

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Speaker 5: You can tell by his faith. You said, what are

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Speaker 5: y'all about?

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Speaker 4: Said?

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Speaker 5: If I be whiting life, you watch the pool, you

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Speaker 5: show you mus not I want to be talking to.

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Speaker 5: I will be down tomorrow. Men, I don't find my

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Speaker 5: kids and they don't get in the pool too. Don't

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Speaker 5: do all them kids over there getting them in the pool.

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Speaker 4: Let me tell you something. Don't you bring them kids

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Speaker 4: over helse and bring them in the pool. None of

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Speaker 4: your children.

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Speaker 5: I don't give it. And what you say you got

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Speaker 5: right your life, God get rich nothing. Lady.

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Speaker 4: Listen, lady, I'm not gonna go continue to go back

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Speaker 4: and forth. I got one more thing and I need

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Speaker 4: to say to you, and I'm done. I'm crazy. One

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Speaker 4: more thing that I'm done.

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Speaker 5: You ain't got to say to me.

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Speaker 4: I do have one say that I do need to say.

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Speaker 5: To you what you have to say to me.

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Speaker 4: I need to say this. This is left you tell

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Speaker 4: me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got

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Speaker 4: franked from your homeboys.

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Speaker 5: Hello, kids, man, look up timing man. You want to

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Speaker 5: get this like, but look at this. Y'all play too much.

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Speaker 5: Y'all know y'all play too much place. Now I'm walking

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Speaker 5: towards from now.

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Speaker 4: I thought you was coming to the pool tomorrow.

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Speaker 5: I was coming to the office today and they stayed

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Speaker 5: with opening the fire if to tell me to come

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Speaker 5: my file, my fuck in the pool, I.

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Speaker 4: Was gonna come now, take care of them kids, baby.

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Speaker 4: I got one more thing I got to ask you.

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Speaker 4: What is the baddest radio show in the land. The

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Speaker 4: Steams Mother Morning Show, Baby, the Sea Mother Morning Show.

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Speaker 3: And now you have it, your son Pete in the pool?

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Speaker 3: Oh great, your son pe wow whatever? Whatever, oll o,

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Speaker 3: gotta go, you gotta go, gotta go.

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Speaker 2: There's no wind. Hell, like Thomas said, I'm not gonna

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Speaker 2: walk back up to this way back up. By the

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Speaker 2: time I get back, I got to go again. He

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Speaker 2: wasn't even wasted deep. Can you see, hey, hey, hey,

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Speaker 2: put both hands on my hip and turn around and

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Speaker 2: face the beach goers. We don't want that visual stir

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Speaker 2: sung glasses. All be standing there, don't even be wasteep.

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Speaker 3: Just as long as long.

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Speaker 2: As the yeah, cigar, cigar, I ain't wait nothing. Look

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Speaker 2: all right, you be looking at people, be speaking to

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Speaker 2: people to how you doing.

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Speaker 5: Hey, nice day, I take a picture with you.

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Speaker 2: Hold on, give me a minute. Not doing something.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's where you'll take selfies with people. Okay, Coming

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Speaker 1: up next strawberry letters, subject my marriage or my pleasure.

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Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening to Save Harvey Morning Show.