1 00:00:00,400 --> 00:00:02,679 Speaker 1: Like writing in our diaries, except we say them aloud. 2 00:00:02,680 --> 00:00:05,200 Speaker 1: We call them blogs, Kale and go dear blog. 3 00:00:05,600 --> 00:00:09,559 Speaker 2: So I have never felt older than I did over 4 00:00:09,600 --> 00:00:14,040 Speaker 2: the weekend. Okay, so a nightclub, what even is that anymore? 5 00:00:14,120 --> 00:00:17,200 Speaker 2: Invited me to go see this DJ set on Friday, 6 00:00:17,400 --> 00:00:19,320 Speaker 2: and I texted you a little bit about it, Fred. 7 00:00:19,440 --> 00:00:22,720 Speaker 2: But the DJ her name is Xandra. She's Alex Earl's 8 00:00:22,720 --> 00:00:25,480 Speaker 2: best friend. If you're a gens, as Paulina calls, that's 9 00:00:25,480 --> 00:00:27,360 Speaker 2: how you know. That's how she kind of came up. 10 00:00:28,080 --> 00:00:30,040 Speaker 2: She didn't come on, and I was told this ahead 11 00:00:30,040 --> 00:00:33,320 Speaker 2: of time until twelve thirty to one, okay, twelve. 12 00:00:33,479 --> 00:00:36,200 Speaker 3: Thirty am, am oh god? 13 00:00:36,280 --> 00:00:38,320 Speaker 2: So I of course, you know, we wake up early 14 00:00:38,360 --> 00:00:40,400 Speaker 2: for work. We did the show, and I'm freaking out 15 00:00:40,479 --> 00:00:42,680 Speaker 2: all day. I'm like, how am I going to do this? 16 00:00:43,200 --> 00:00:45,240 Speaker 1: So the level of anxiety I would have had it 17 00:00:45,320 --> 00:00:46,880 Speaker 1: would be through the roof all day. 18 00:00:47,159 --> 00:00:48,720 Speaker 2: So I had to I'm like, okay, well, I got 19 00:00:48,720 --> 00:00:50,640 Speaker 2: to put myself down for a nap, like I'm a baby, 20 00:00:50,680 --> 00:00:52,159 Speaker 2: and I'm not a good nabber. So I had to 21 00:00:52,200 --> 00:00:54,400 Speaker 2: take you know, some benadryl to put me out. So 22 00:00:56,080 --> 00:00:58,080 Speaker 2: but I'm like Okay, now what, like, what time do 23 00:00:58,080 --> 00:01:00,240 Speaker 2: you even eat dinner when that's gonna happen? Cause I 24 00:01:00,280 --> 00:01:02,640 Speaker 2: was hungry, I eat early, so I'm like, okay, now 25 00:01:02,640 --> 00:01:05,120 Speaker 2: what So I eat dinner and then I'm like, well, 26 00:01:05,160 --> 00:01:07,760 Speaker 2: I gotta go get a coffee because I am tired. 27 00:01:08,319 --> 00:01:10,120 Speaker 2: So I'm doing all of this stuff to go to 28 00:01:10,160 --> 00:01:13,319 Speaker 2: the damn club. And then I'm like, my sisters makes 29 00:01:13,360 --> 00:01:16,280 Speaker 2: me self conscious because they dress differently, these gen zs, 30 00:01:16,319 --> 00:01:17,800 Speaker 2: and I'm like, well, I know there's going to be 31 00:01:17,840 --> 00:01:19,440 Speaker 2: a ton of them there, Like what do I wear? 32 00:01:19,520 --> 00:01:21,000 Speaker 2: How do I look cool? I don't want to be 33 00:01:21,040 --> 00:01:24,560 Speaker 2: trying too hard. And I ended up inviting my friend Tatiana. 34 00:01:24,560 --> 00:01:26,400 Speaker 2: It's her birthday week, and I'm like, this will be perfect. 35 00:01:26,440 --> 00:01:29,679 Speaker 2: She loves a good club. And so we get there 36 00:01:30,160 --> 00:01:34,000 Speaker 2: and the bottle girls did the sparkler thing for just 37 00:01:34,200 --> 00:01:37,520 Speaker 2: us too loan in our little booth and I'm like 38 00:01:37,600 --> 00:01:40,280 Speaker 2: this is so not necessary, and I'm literally like, girls, 39 00:01:40,280 --> 00:01:42,319 Speaker 2: sit down, like, get herself a break, like I'll still 40 00:01:42,360 --> 00:01:45,280 Speaker 2: to be no worries. Then you know, a couple hours later, 41 00:01:45,840 --> 00:01:49,160 Speaker 2: round two they come. I'm like, you, ladies, please, this 42 00:01:49,200 --> 00:01:51,800 Speaker 2: is not necessary, so to me and Tatiana by herself, 43 00:01:51,920 --> 00:01:55,480 Speaker 2: who by the way, Tatiana couldn't drink that night. It's 44 00:01:55,560 --> 00:01:58,160 Speaker 2: like I was just and there were just so many 45 00:01:58,240 --> 00:02:00,520 Speaker 2: young what I felt like were kids in the club, 46 00:02:00,560 --> 00:02:03,160 Speaker 2: and I'm like, okay, I think I officially might be 47 00:02:03,280 --> 00:02:05,280 Speaker 2: too old for the club, which I never thought i'd 48 00:02:05,280 --> 00:02:05,640 Speaker 2: say that. 49 00:02:05,920 --> 00:02:10,440 Speaker 1: I was asleep for like four hours you arrived I 50 00:02:10,600 --> 00:02:12,760 Speaker 1: at the club, I'd have been asleep for four hours. 51 00:02:12,520 --> 00:02:15,560 Speaker 2: And I slept the entire next day. I woke up 52 00:02:15,600 --> 00:02:16,840 Speaker 2: at like four and I was like, where did the 53 00:02:16,880 --> 00:02:19,640 Speaker 2: day go? I was asleep all day? I might I 54 00:02:19,720 --> 00:02:21,400 Speaker 2: never thought i'd say I'm too old for something. 55 00:02:21,440 --> 00:02:24,040 Speaker 1: I'm like, no, I saw the pictures that you posted 56 00:02:24,080 --> 00:02:26,520 Speaker 1: from Tao, and I just like I kind of cringed. 57 00:02:26,560 --> 00:02:28,800 Speaker 1: I was like, oh god, right, because I can remember 58 00:02:28,919 --> 00:02:30,600 Speaker 1: back in the day when that would have been exciting. 59 00:02:31,040 --> 00:02:32,240 Speaker 3: I know, And what did I use? 60 00:02:32,360 --> 00:02:34,600 Speaker 2: I mean, I love it and I love her music, 61 00:02:34,600 --> 00:02:36,320 Speaker 2: so it was fine and it was good with my friend, 62 00:02:36,400 --> 00:02:38,680 Speaker 2: But yeah, that used to be especially when like I 63 00:02:38,720 --> 00:02:40,160 Speaker 2: was a little too young to be in the club. 64 00:02:40,240 --> 00:02:42,320 Speaker 2: That was all I was so thirsty for it, you 65 00:02:42,360 --> 00:02:42,800 Speaker 2: know what, you know. 66 00:02:42,800 --> 00:02:44,360 Speaker 1: How I feel about the club. I love the club. 67 00:02:44,760 --> 00:02:47,120 Speaker 1: I love the club, I love the music. I probably 68 00:02:47,120 --> 00:02:49,120 Speaker 1: would have had a great time. I love it, I 69 00:02:49,160 --> 00:02:51,480 Speaker 1: loved it. I love the whole thing. Except it needs 70 00:02:51,520 --> 00:02:53,040 Speaker 1: to happen around one pm. 71 00:02:54,960 --> 00:02:56,520 Speaker 2: I'd finally be on board with you. 72 00:02:56,600 --> 00:02:57,799 Speaker 3: Now you know, I. 73 00:02:57,760 --> 00:02:59,480 Speaker 1: Have a concept and I'm working on it, and one 74 00:02:59,520 --> 00:03:01,000 Speaker 1: of these days we're going to do it. Even though 75 00:03:01,040 --> 00:03:03,279 Speaker 1: I was told by the suits it was a stupid idea. 76 00:03:03,360 --> 00:03:04,760 Speaker 1: I think if you're over the age of thirty, you 77 00:03:04,800 --> 00:03:07,200 Speaker 1: don't think it's a stupid idea to do the club 78 00:03:08,280 --> 00:03:12,440 Speaker 1: around five PM, maybe six, six to nine. We do 79 00:03:12,480 --> 00:03:15,520 Speaker 1: the club, the club for thirty plus an exact same experience. 80 00:03:15,560 --> 00:03:16,520 Speaker 3: We don't change one thing. 81 00:03:17,240 --> 00:03:21,960 Speaker 1: Everything's the same, the same douchebag bouncers, the same hassle 82 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:25,160 Speaker 1: of an experience to get in, the same bottle service, 83 00:03:25,280 --> 00:03:27,800 Speaker 1: the same DJ, the same because in the club it'll 84 00:03:27,800 --> 00:03:30,680 Speaker 1: be dark and nobody will know anyway. And then everyone's 85 00:03:30,680 --> 00:03:33,440 Speaker 1: gonna love this idea because thirty plus and maybe even 86 00:03:33,480 --> 00:03:36,840 Speaker 1: some twenty somethings, you know, you'd have a nice dinner 87 00:03:36,840 --> 00:03:38,400 Speaker 1: maybe and then come to the club and then we 88 00:03:38,520 --> 00:03:40,720 Speaker 1: get hammered and it's nine o'clock when you walk out. 89 00:03:40,880 --> 00:03:42,440 Speaker 1: If you want to go to round two, they can 90 00:03:42,520 --> 00:03:45,680 Speaker 1: reset the club. Yeah, and you could go again, or 91 00:03:45,960 --> 00:03:49,320 Speaker 1: you could go home, go to sleep before ten, and 92 00:03:49,360 --> 00:03:51,240 Speaker 1: you'll wake up the next day. You won't feel as 93 00:03:51,320 --> 00:03:53,200 Speaker 1: bad because you didn't go to bed at three in 94 00:03:53,240 --> 00:03:53,720 Speaker 1: the morning. 95 00:03:54,040 --> 00:03:55,520 Speaker 3: You went to bed at like nine or ten. 96 00:03:55,800 --> 00:03:58,680 Speaker 2: I mean, you guys, did you realize while we're asleep, like, 97 00:03:58,720 --> 00:04:02,040 Speaker 2: there's a whole world happen outside. There were people all 98 00:04:02,040 --> 00:04:04,920 Speaker 2: over in the street. When I walked home, there's people 99 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:05,440 Speaker 2: up still. 100 00:04:05,600 --> 00:04:05,840 Speaker 3: Yeah. 101 00:04:05,920 --> 00:04:08,000 Speaker 2: I had no idea all that was going on while 102 00:04:08,040 --> 00:04:08,680 Speaker 2: I was sleeping. 103 00:04:08,880 --> 00:04:12,760 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, no, I think my concept has legs. I'm 104 00:04:12,760 --> 00:04:14,600 Speaker 1: ready for you one of these days. I'm glad that 105 00:04:14,640 --> 00:04:16,560 Speaker 1: you finally have joined me in this quest. 106 00:04:16,640 --> 00:04:18,560 Speaker 2: And of course I'm mothering all the girls like don't 107 00:04:18,600 --> 00:04:20,960 Speaker 2: go with him, don't do that, watch your drink, and 108 00:04:20,960 --> 00:04:22,320 Speaker 2: I'm like, okay, now I'm official. 109 00:04:22,440 --> 00:04:25,280 Speaker 1: Yeah, Adam, and the guy who manages tow I think 110 00:04:25,320 --> 00:04:27,240 Speaker 1: he owns part of it. He actually said you're no 111 00:04:27,279 --> 00:04:30,080 Speaker 1: longer allowed to come. He said, who's the old lady 112 00:04:30,120 --> 00:04:32,640 Speaker 1: that you invited to come in there? And I said, Adam, 113 00:04:32,640 --> 00:04:35,400 Speaker 1: I had nothing to do with it because she kept 114 00:04:35,400 --> 00:04:37,919 Speaker 1: discouraging people from drinking and going home with people, and 115 00:04:37,960 --> 00:04:39,760 Speaker 1: that's that's not our motto around here. 116 00:04:39,960 --> 00:04:43,000 Speaker 3: And so no, yeah, yeah, no, we're doing. 117 00:04:42,760 --> 00:04:45,159 Speaker 1: The club and people are texting now that they're excited 118 00:04:45,160 --> 00:04:45,680 Speaker 1: about it. 119 00:04:45,680 --> 00:04:47,960 Speaker 3: It's happening. We're doing the club, doing the club. 120 00:04:48,400 --> 00:04:50,080 Speaker 4: I'm going to open a business next door that's going 121 00:04:50,160 --> 00:04:52,599 Speaker 4: to be a babysitting service. He's like, fine, drop your 122 00:04:52,680 --> 00:04:54,760 Speaker 4: kids off, you know, and then you go next door 123 00:04:54,760 --> 00:04:57,919 Speaker 4: to the club. Fine, But then then I worry about 124 00:04:57,960 --> 00:05:01,479 Speaker 4: driving party the kids at home. The kids don't need 125 00:05:01,520 --> 00:05:04,240 Speaker 4: to be anywhere near the court club. Yeah, can I 126 00:05:04,240 --> 00:05:06,039 Speaker 4: bring my kids to the club, but the headphones, Yeah, 127 00:05:08,040 --> 00:05:10,839 Speaker 4: you would love the sparklers idea. 128 00:05:11,160 --> 00:05:12,960 Speaker 3: No, no, you're missing the point. 129 00:05:13,040 --> 00:05:15,279 Speaker 1: The point is it's going to feel like the club 130 00:05:15,720 --> 00:05:18,280 Speaker 1: when you were twenty somethings, all right, except it's going 131 00:05:18,360 --> 00:05:19,520 Speaker 1: to be the club when you're thirty. 132 00:05:19,680 --> 00:05:22,160 Speaker 4: So with my other business, I'm going to open a 133 00:05:22,560 --> 00:05:24,000 Speaker 4: food stand right outside the club. 134 00:05:24,040 --> 00:05:26,040 Speaker 3: Now that you know what I'm saying is brilliant. 135 00:05:26,120 --> 00:05:29,159 Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, I think we should have it so that 136 00:05:29,200 --> 00:05:31,200 Speaker 1: when you walk out of the club at nine, they 137 00:05:31,279 --> 00:05:35,600 Speaker 1: just hand you a bag of food all your way out. No, no, 138 00:05:35,920 --> 00:05:37,840 Speaker 1: they just hand you a bag of food and then 139 00:05:37,839 --> 00:05:39,880 Speaker 1: there's an uber waiting for you. It takes you right 140 00:05:39,920 --> 00:05:42,880 Speaker 1: to your house. No, I'm really like, this is Lasia Shrup. 141 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:44,720 Speaker 1: I don't know why. I don't know, Adam. I don't 142 00:05:44,720 --> 00:05:46,279 Speaker 1: know why all these club owners are not calling me 143 00:05:46,279 --> 00:05:48,520 Speaker 1: trying to trademark my idea right now, I don't know why. 144 00:05:48,600 --> 00:05:51,640 Speaker 2: Yes, you can place your order off an iPad while 145 00:05:51,640 --> 00:05:54,040 Speaker 2: you're still in the club or a QR coach. So 146 00:05:54,200 --> 00:05:56,479 Speaker 2: the food, so when you're on your way out, you 147 00:05:56,520 --> 00:05:58,279 Speaker 2: just say your name and you could have whatever you 148 00:05:58,279 --> 00:05:59,760 Speaker 2: want food wise, I like it. 149 00:06:00,240 --> 00:06:01,320 Speaker 3: Do you think I don't already do that? 150 00:06:02,040 --> 00:06:03,640 Speaker 2: Well I don't. Where's the club? I've never seen it? 151 00:06:03,720 --> 00:06:04,320 Speaker 3: Well, no, i've been. 152 00:06:04,400 --> 00:06:06,719 Speaker 1: No, but I've been sitting at a fancy restaurant before, 153 00:06:06,920 --> 00:06:09,320 Speaker 1: like having dinner with my fancy friends, and the whole 154 00:06:09,320 --> 00:06:12,440 Speaker 1: time I'm just like, I'm secretly ordering Portillo's or you know, 155 00:06:12,480 --> 00:06:16,839 Speaker 1: Wendy's coming out perfectly. Yes, yes, there's nothing better. I 156 00:06:16,880 --> 00:06:18,160 Speaker 1: show up at home the guy oh 157 00:06:18,240 --> 00:06:20,200 Speaker 2: Yes, oh my god, or it's right there on the 158 00:06:20,240 --> 00:06:21,640 Speaker 2: ah oh yeah, yeah,