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So happy holiday 0:05:00.600 --> 0:05:03.520 Ho ho ho from your favorite ho ho hoes. 0:05:04.320 --> 0:05:07.640 Once upon a time there was a good old traditional housewife. 0:05:07.800 --> 0:05:10.560 She cood, She cleaned, and cared for her children and 0:05:10.640 --> 0:05:13.000 the man of the house. And of course she didn't 0:05:13.080 --> 0:05:16.360 talk back. She was both obeed, hint and soft by nature. 0:05:16.480 --> 0:05:19.640 She was a good woman who always made good choice. 0:05:20.440 --> 0:05:23.920 Shit, we're good Mom's bad choices too, single mom who 0:05:23.920 --> 0:05:26.520 said fuck the patriarchy, shared all their bad choices and 0:05:26.560 --> 0:05:28.800 sound out they were so bad after all, we're experts, 0:05:28.800 --> 0:05:30.720 overshares and your new vesties. 0:05:30.839 --> 0:05:32.359 Sit back and enjoy the ride. 0:05:32.920 --> 0:05:36.320 I can. 0:05:36.440 --> 0:05:38.120 Welcome back to good Mom's bad choices. 0:05:38.200 --> 0:05:42.279 I'm Erica and I'm Mela, and it's the holidays, bitches. 0:05:42.839 --> 0:05:44.480 How How ho ho ho ho? 0:05:44.760 --> 0:05:48.600 Your favorite holiday hose are in the building. Favorite holiday 0:05:48.680 --> 0:05:59.800 hose are in the building. There's some hoes in this 0:06:00.279 --> 0:06:04.760 there's some hoes in this house. That's a remix the 0:06:04.920 --> 0:06:09.440 day hose Da host Noboddy knows she is a hoe. 0:06:10.960 --> 0:06:12.800 Okay, I'm gonna stop. I could really write a hold song. 0:06:14.160 --> 0:06:17.520 You know my singing bag lately writing the hits, bitch. 0:06:17.800 --> 0:06:20.080 Okay, you know what, I got a holiday. It's a 0:06:20.120 --> 0:06:20.880 girl that I follow. 0:06:20.920 --> 0:06:23.000 I fucking love her and like, we don't really know 0:06:23.080 --> 0:06:24.840 each other, but we sort of know each other through 0:06:24.839 --> 0:06:27.000 the Internet for years and years. Her name is Shelby Swain. 0:06:27.320 --> 0:06:30.400 Shout out to Shelby Swayin. She's a Lizzo's hairstylist. 0:06:30.000 --> 0:06:34.760 And she always puts out a holiday hit every fucking holiday. 0:06:34.760 --> 0:06:37.680 You've seen her before, You've seen her before. I know 0:06:37.720 --> 0:06:40.600 that we've seen her holiday music videos before. I'm gonna 0:06:40.600 --> 0:06:42.720 show you she's super She's hilarious. 0:06:43.240 --> 0:06:45.640 I think she's from La too, so she'd be like, yeah, 0:06:45.760 --> 0:06:49.960 Sanna clap bad ass for Sanna cut bad ass. 0:06:49.960 --> 0:06:53.440 I'm gonna have to find her shit because I think 0:06:53.480 --> 0:06:56.400 her song really is called Shaky that ass for sannahs 0:06:56.440 --> 0:06:58.840 to me, not kidding at all, that makes perfect sense 0:06:58.880 --> 0:07:02.599 to me. So shout out to Shelby Swain, and you're 0:07:02.600 --> 0:07:06.000 inspiring me and maybe it's time for me to step up. 0:07:06.040 --> 0:07:08.760 My I just released drop the song once a year 0:07:08.800 --> 0:07:10.080 on the holidays, like Mariah. 0:07:10.240 --> 0:07:13.520 I love Maria Mariah. She just drops the same album 0:07:13.560 --> 0:07:17.160 and it makes millions of dollars. Oh my god, look 0:07:17.160 --> 0:07:21.840 see rat rat Ratchativity. 0:07:22.200 --> 0:07:29.160 This is her holiday one. 0:07:30.080 --> 0:07:30.680 I have heard this. 0:07:32.600 --> 0:07:37.520 She writes this. She wrote it Christmas Time bound sad asses, 0:07:37.640 --> 0:07:40.800 Christmas Time sound sad asses Christmas Time. 0:07:42.640 --> 0:07:44.040 I can hear two shirt on it right now. 0:07:45.400 --> 0:07:48.440 Found sad ass, not bad ass hop shake it, shake it, 0:07:48.440 --> 0:07:52.040 shake it, shake it real fast, Hope Shelby, if you 0:07:52.040 --> 0:07:54.960 want us on the remix were available, here's you. 0:07:59.000 --> 0:08:13.720 Hey a A A A. 0:08:14.560 --> 0:08:17.920 Not California Christmas, that's what said. Oh my god, Yeah, 0:08:17.920 --> 0:08:20.680 she got one for every holiday, every holiday, just Christmas, 0:08:20.720 --> 0:08:23.560 I mean for every This was called and Henny, see, 0:08:23.600 --> 0:08:24.239 I was thinking. 0:08:24.040 --> 0:08:24.679 About that today. 0:08:24.720 --> 0:08:26.400 I was thinking about making us a drink, but then 0:08:26.400 --> 0:08:31.880 you were saying you're not drinking. Was out and passed 0:08:31.920 --> 0:08:35.559 me a cup of a nock, and Haney bitch said, 0:08:36.200 --> 0:08:36.840 and ship. 0:08:37.800 --> 0:08:43.760 Because I'm the badest Okay, anyway, you know the vibes, 0:08:43.840 --> 0:08:44.880 you get the vibes someone. 0:08:44.720 --> 0:08:47.640 I'm definitely getting eggnog and Henny after this, that damn, 0:08:47.720 --> 0:08:50.040 I'm you know that reminded me of a Cali Christmas. 0:08:50.200 --> 0:08:53.920 Reminded me of the time that we decided that we 0:08:53.960 --> 0:08:55.720 were going to take the kids to go take a 0:08:55.760 --> 0:08:58.960 picture with Black Santa Claus. This is like very early 0:08:59.000 --> 0:09:01.160 in our friendship. This is three good moms. Actually we 0:09:01.240 --> 0:09:02.959 had to start with the show. We're still trying to 0:09:02.960 --> 0:09:05.959 figure each other out. Yeah, this is what I actually 0:09:06.040 --> 0:09:09.600 think the story brought us closer together. We went through Yeah, 0:09:09.600 --> 0:09:12.160 I forgot. It was like a little traumatizing, like we 0:09:12.200 --> 0:09:14.080 went through something we were I think the girls might 0:09:14.120 --> 0:09:15.920 have been like two or three, and we're still trying 0:09:15.920 --> 0:09:18.320 to like fill each other out and figure out, like 0:09:18.440 --> 0:09:20.480 mom friendship. So she was like, do you want to 0:09:20.520 --> 0:09:23.439 take the girls to go take a picture of Santa? 0:09:23.480 --> 0:09:24.679 And I was like, well, we should go see the 0:09:24.679 --> 0:09:28.160 Black Sanna. We on go to see Santa. So she 0:09:28.280 --> 0:09:32.040 was like okay. So we met at Crenshaw Mall. First 0:09:32.520 --> 0:09:34.600 had to be formerly known as the Fox Hills Mall. 0:09:34.840 --> 0:09:36.520 Was it Fox? 0:09:38.160 --> 0:09:39.600 So no, we were to Crenshaw Mall. 0:09:39.760 --> 0:09:41.840 I forgot what Fox is not called fox Shales anymore. 0:09:42.280 --> 0:09:44.679 And we waited in line and the girls had their 0:09:44.720 --> 0:09:46.400 Christmas shit on. We have to have to find that 0:09:46.440 --> 0:09:51.040 picture you do, y wres mine. So we put there 0:09:51.080 --> 0:09:53.440 like Christmas shit on. They had to be like two 0:09:53.520 --> 0:09:55.680 or three. We waited in line. First of all, Santa 0:09:55.720 --> 0:09:58.880 had on like stickers over his eyebrows, like gray like 0:09:58.880 --> 0:10:01.200 white stickies. They didn't even try. They could have put 0:10:01.200 --> 0:10:04.280 powder or something. He just had like white stickers over 0:10:04.320 --> 0:10:08.520 his fucking eyebrows. And then so they took their pictures 0:10:08.559 --> 0:10:10.400 and we went to the food court to get soul food, 0:10:10.440 --> 0:10:12.040 because that's what Valley girls do when they go to 0:10:12.040 --> 0:10:14.320 Crenshaw they get soul food or fried fish or something. 0:10:15.240 --> 0:10:18.400 And baby, we started I guess we were walking or no. 0:10:18.440 --> 0:10:21.800 They have like a little a little play area which 0:10:21.840 --> 0:10:24.839 is really not a play area. It's like three it's 0:10:24.880 --> 0:10:27.800 like three park sets that they put inside. And we're 0:10:27.840 --> 0:10:30.040 over there eating our food, and baby we start We 0:10:30.080 --> 0:10:33.840 saw people start running. There was a shooting at the 0:10:33.840 --> 0:10:36.520 Crenshaw mall. They we take our black asses out there 0:10:36.559 --> 0:10:38.720 to take a picture of black Santa, and all I 0:10:38.760 --> 0:10:40.880 see is black people running. Me and Erica picked up 0:10:40.880 --> 0:10:43.240 the kids so fast and started running to like. 0:10:44.440 --> 0:10:46.240 Through the mall all the way to the accident. 0:10:46.280 --> 0:10:47.760 We got like all the way to the car and 0:10:47.800 --> 0:10:50.120 we're like, God, I thought this was a good idea. 0:10:50.600 --> 0:10:52.080 We got our pictures though, and. 0:10:52.080 --> 0:10:55.199 We sure did. Were tried to diversify our Santa Claus looks. 0:10:54.960 --> 0:10:56.960 And then we go back again and take We went 0:10:57.040 --> 0:10:59.240 back and following year, yeah because my baby, because my 0:10:59.280 --> 0:11:01.120 baby daddy came. Yeah, I remember, because we went to 0:11:01.120 --> 0:11:02.920 guesses after I had fried chicken. Do you remember that 0:11:03.559 --> 0:11:05.360 it was one by It was one by Niche's house. 0:11:05.840 --> 0:11:08.160 Oh shit, yeah yeah, And I remember going to get 0:11:08.160 --> 0:11:09.800 fried chicken with you guys, and I was it was 0:11:09.840 --> 0:11:11.280 still like still feeling each other out. 0:11:11.320 --> 0:11:13.480 Maybe I brought him to feel safer, like he'll bring 0:11:13.520 --> 0:11:14.000 a gun. 0:11:13.880 --> 0:11:17.920 Don't worry, my baby Daddy's gonna come this time. We're 0:11:17.960 --> 0:11:21.760 safe this year. The fact that we went back because 0:11:21.840 --> 0:11:23.480 you know what, I kind of refused to stand in 0:11:23.559 --> 0:11:25.679 line or pay for my kid to take a picture 0:11:25.679 --> 0:11:26.319 with white Santa. 0:11:26.440 --> 0:11:27.520 Like, you got me fucked up. 0:11:27.559 --> 0:11:29.080 If you think I'm by a wait line for my 0:11:29.160 --> 0:11:31.080 kid to sit on some white man's lap and take 0:11:31.080 --> 0:11:33.440 a picture, I'd much rather be a strange black man's 0:11:33.520 --> 0:11:36.360 lap that I don't know and put it in refrigerator. 0:11:36.440 --> 0:11:40.319 So yeah, I don't know why that ratchet Callie. Christmas 0:11:40.360 --> 0:11:43.280 song just reminded me of that because I could see 0:11:43.280 --> 0:11:46.560 it in a TV show and that song play that yeah, 0:11:47.240 --> 0:11:50.319 because yeah, I'll never forget that. I was like, damn, 0:11:50.360 --> 0:11:52.439 this what you try to do. I was thinking of 0:11:52.440 --> 0:11:53.000 a thing. 0:11:52.920 --> 0:11:55.800 I was thinking of having, like a mushroom holiday party 0:11:55.800 --> 0:11:56.240 at my house. 0:11:56.280 --> 0:11:57.640 That's what we were talking about having. Because I was 0:11:57.679 --> 0:12:01.920 talking to Leaf Leaf about it. We're like, we gotta 0:12:01.960 --> 0:12:02.400 run that back. 0:12:02.440 --> 0:12:04.040 I think we should have one at my house and 0:12:04.120 --> 0:12:05.559 just we should all just take mushrooms. 0:12:05.600 --> 0:12:07.800 We can lay around and we have to put it 0:12:07.840 --> 0:12:08.520 in the jacuzzie. 0:12:08.800 --> 0:12:11.600 And I had to put Christmas lights and huge colors 0:12:11.880 --> 0:12:15.280 on the Christmas tres. You guys, if you don't know, 0:12:15.440 --> 0:12:18.800 psilocybin and Christmas or holiday shit just go together. So 0:12:18.840 --> 0:12:22.319 in case you didn't know, psilocybmin and holiday shit go together. 0:12:22.400 --> 0:12:23.760 It's just how it was birthed. 0:12:23.800 --> 0:12:27.520 Okay, it's very true. Just just try it. You'll see 0:12:27.679 --> 0:12:30.079 it doesn't make sense, but it does makes perfect as. 0:12:30.040 --> 0:12:32.120 Soon as you can. As soon as the psilocybin hits, 0:12:32.200 --> 0:12:34.600 you're gonna be like, oh, you're gonna look at the 0:12:34.600 --> 0:12:35.920 fucking Christmas tree and. 0:12:35.880 --> 0:12:38.720 Be like yeah, it'd be like, yeah, it's perfect. 0:12:38.760 --> 0:12:41.840 You have to have all the holiday fixings, including like 0:12:42.200 --> 0:12:48.599 hot apple cider and an outside area, and maybe you 0:12:48.600 --> 0:12:51.360 should make what if we can make psilocybin hot chocolate, 0:12:52.520 --> 0:12:54.720 like melt the chocolates down and put it with like 0:12:54.760 --> 0:12:56.400 some cream. 0:12:56.160 --> 0:12:57.120 Like that's how we take it. 0:12:57.480 --> 0:13:02.360 Yeah, yeah, or peppermint tea. I'm drinking peppermint tea right now. 0:13:02.360 --> 0:13:07.840 It's giving very Christmas. Yeah, I know it's eggnog season. 0:13:08.880 --> 0:13:09.720 Do you like eggnog? 0:13:09.840 --> 0:13:10.040 I do? 0:13:10.200 --> 0:13:12.480 Actually I do too. Not a lot of people like eggnog. 0:13:12.520 --> 0:13:14.880 But do you like eggnog? And they even have a 0:13:15.080 --> 0:13:19.080 like an almond, like a dairy alternative one at trigger? 0:13:19.400 --> 0:13:19.840 Oh they do. 0:13:20.040 --> 0:13:21.319 I mean that's what I would have to drink. I 0:13:21.360 --> 0:13:23.760 can't drink the other shed I'll up, But I don't. 0:13:23.800 --> 0:13:26.440 I think it's just egg is there there is is? 0:13:26.480 --> 0:13:28.480 I think there's like heavy whipping cream or there's something 0:13:28.520 --> 0:13:29.160 heavy in there. 0:13:29.440 --> 0:13:31.640 I like Coquito, but within in California, and there's no 0:13:31.679 --> 0:13:33.319 Puerto Ricans, so we never get it. 0:13:33.640 --> 0:13:35.079 There's any Puerto Ricans in La. 0:13:35.720 --> 0:13:37.720 If you're a Puerto Rican, you're in the La area, 0:13:38.040 --> 0:13:40.880 can you dm us please please. 0:13:40.679 --> 0:13:42.199 Dm good mom's bad choices. 0:13:42.320 --> 0:13:45.840 We are on the search for coquito, preferably at my 0:13:45.920 --> 0:13:47.920 holiday party, so that I can we can fill a 0:13:48.000 --> 0:13:48.720 I would like to. 0:13:48.760 --> 0:13:51.800 I will pay you to fill a tub. Not a tub. 0:13:51.800 --> 0:13:53.520 What are those things called, you know, the dispenser drink 0:13:53.559 --> 0:13:56.640 the big thing, Yeah, dispenser of these. 0:13:56.640 --> 0:13:58.640 I can even come if you if you bring the coquito, 0:13:58.679 --> 0:13:59.640 you can come to the party. 0:14:00.200 --> 0:14:02.560 Yeah, because that shit is bombed and it's so it's 0:14:02.559 --> 0:14:02.920 so much. 0:14:03.000 --> 0:14:06.640 It's I like coqia, I like ignong. I like have 0:14:06.720 --> 0:14:08.600 you ever had Bailey's and Bourbon? 0:14:09.800 --> 0:14:10.760 Bailey's and Bourbon? 0:14:10.960 --> 0:14:13.760 Yes, Jack and Bailey's is really good on the rocks. 0:14:13.760 --> 0:14:17.480 It's like a after dinner drink. I also like hot hotties. 0:14:17.920 --> 0:14:20.880 I do go and I like old fashions. Oh, I 0:14:20.880 --> 0:14:23.000 feel like the holidays are made for old Yeah, the 0:14:23.080 --> 0:14:23.800 holidays are. 0:14:23.680 --> 0:14:26.640 Made December January, we get in our whiskey bag. 0:14:26.720 --> 0:14:29.080 Yeah. Whiskey is where like bourbon and whiskey. This is when, 0:14:29.200 --> 0:14:32.760 like November December January, that's where we start drinking brown 0:14:33.200 --> 0:14:36.280 because it's frigid aka fifty seven degrees. Although I mean 0:14:36.360 --> 0:14:40.800 tequila's around. Tequila's good for any time, any place, and 0:14:40.920 --> 0:14:43.680 mescal too. I feel like it's a very holiday smoky 0:14:44.040 --> 0:14:44.880 sitting by the fire. 0:14:45.840 --> 0:14:47.400 This is how you know we're fucking getting old. 0:14:47.960 --> 0:14:53.680 So my holiday drink show for the holidays, I'm actually 0:14:53.680 --> 0:14:57.280 switching out tequila for whiskey right now, putting tequila away 0:14:57.320 --> 0:15:00.320 in the back cabinet. Me and Atlanta've already starts. We 0:15:00.520 --> 0:15:04.280 found that there's a bar by our house. I was 0:15:04.360 --> 0:15:07.040 gonna say the bar, but that might be too much information. 0:15:07.800 --> 0:15:12.160 And they do the old fashion on tap. Oh, and 0:15:12.200 --> 0:15:14.040 it's that ship is strong as fun. 0:15:14.120 --> 0:15:16.520 Is it like bubbly like because it's on tap now 0:15:16.800 --> 0:15:17.800 it's it's regular. 0:15:17.880 --> 0:15:19.680 But the ship is like I'm pretty sure it has 0:15:19.680 --> 0:15:21.720 been ninety eight proof. All you really need is one. 0:15:21.760 --> 0:15:23.560 If you get to you're going to be really be 0:15:23.920 --> 0:15:26.120 out here, out of here. And we'll walk across the 0:15:26.120 --> 0:15:28.920 street and we'll get it. And it's outside and shaped 0:15:28.960 --> 0:15:30.640 like a barrel. So it kind of feels like you're 0:15:30.640 --> 0:15:32.280 supposed to be exactly what you're talking about. 0:15:32.320 --> 0:15:35.640 Go bye today. I thought it was closed. I thought 0:15:35.640 --> 0:15:36.560 it was on the corner, and then I was like, 0:15:36.560 --> 0:15:38.400 oh wait, no, it's like a little bit it's. 0:15:38.320 --> 0:15:40.080 There, And they have like a little fire airy, a 0:15:40.080 --> 0:15:40.840 little fire pit. 0:15:40.920 --> 0:15:44.520 So I've never been inside. It looks maybe it's time time. 0:15:44.560 --> 0:15:45.520 Do you want to do you want to get old 0:15:45.560 --> 0:15:47.800 fashion because I know, let's go, let's go get it 0:15:47.840 --> 0:15:53.960 on tap. But yeah, if you are young and one 0:15:54.080 --> 0:15:57.760 holiday drink, these are the drinks. Oh but apple cider 0:15:58.080 --> 0:15:59.720 and tequila goverally well together too. 0:16:02.000 --> 0:16:06.120 Apple side are well, yes, because apple juice and tequila together, 0:16:06.200 --> 0:16:08.520 and Hennessy and Hennessy and apple juice. I feel like 0:16:08.520 --> 0:16:10.560 apple juice kind of just goes well with everything. It 0:16:10.560 --> 0:16:12.440 goes good with vodka, it goes good with tequila. I 0:16:12.480 --> 0:16:15.360 feel like it's going good with whiskey. Yeah, yeah, yeah, 0:16:15.360 --> 0:16:17.320 maybe you're not gen. No gen would be good. Good 0:16:17.320 --> 0:16:20.000 with Gen Tennessee. And apple juice is some real nigga shit. 0:16:20.040 --> 0:16:21.960 I remember it's like early two thousands nigga shit. 0:16:22.000 --> 0:16:24.160 I feel like my nipple keeps falling off and I 0:16:24.240 --> 0:16:26.880 really needed to stay. Maybe you're in balance. 0:16:28.560 --> 0:16:33.560 Mean I don't know that. Maybe the spirits are telling 0:16:33.600 --> 0:16:36.320 you the balance that needs to happen, like my left side, 0:16:36.400 --> 0:16:41.760 like my masculine Maybe so, according to my calculations, when 0:16:41.840 --> 0:16:43.840 the when the sticker falls off your left nipple. 0:16:43.920 --> 0:16:45.040 It means you are unbalanced. 0:16:45.440 --> 0:16:47.480 If you, guys, are not subscribed to your YouTube channel, 0:16:47.520 --> 0:16:49.040 I want to encourage you right now to go to 0:16:49.040 --> 0:16:51.520 YouTube dot com and follow good Mom's bad choices to 0:16:51.520 --> 0:16:52.600 see my nipple fall off. 0:16:53.080 --> 0:16:55.960 We are really decked out in holiday gears. So if 0:16:56.000 --> 0:16:57.600 you don't go to YouTube now, I don't know what 0:16:57.640 --> 0:16:59.920 the fuck is wrong with you. I have on Christmas Tree, 0:17:00.040 --> 0:17:00.560 I'm jingling. 0:17:00.600 --> 0:17:01.520 Can you hear that? The microphone? 0:17:01.560 --> 0:17:01.840 Orlando. 0:17:03.040 --> 0:17:06.159 I'll try to stay more still, but also holiday. 0:17:05.800 --> 0:17:08.200 Season and subscribe so that you know when our episodes 0:17:08.280 --> 0:17:11.480 drop and you can join all the fun. That's the 0:17:11.520 --> 0:17:14.159 hardest thing about the holidays. I feel like there's always 0:17:14.200 --> 0:17:18.720 like the duality of fuck consumerism, fuck this holiday, fuck 0:17:18.760 --> 0:17:23.800 all that bullshit, and then there's also like joy, joy children, 0:17:24.960 --> 0:17:27.560 Charlie children laughing, and of course Mariah Carey, who always 0:17:27.640 --> 0:17:29.720 makes this season feel just right. 0:17:29.920 --> 0:17:32.080 Well that brings me to our bad choice of the week. 0:17:32.240 --> 0:17:36.160 Bad mom, not a bad mom, but a bad mom 0:17:36.640 --> 0:17:37.480 so good. 0:17:41.000 --> 0:17:41.560 How live? 0:17:43.920 --> 0:17:45.560 Because I feel like my bad choice of the week 0:17:45.600 --> 0:17:47.440 this week was going to the dollar tree and buying 0:17:47.480 --> 0:17:49.160 all this shit because I was just like I called 0:17:49.200 --> 0:17:51.399 you meal mich so are we tapping into consumerism or not? 0:17:51.800 --> 0:17:53.840 And what does that mean? I was like, are we 0:17:53.880 --> 0:17:54.560 going festive? 0:17:54.640 --> 0:17:56.199 Like how festive are we going? Like? 0:17:56.280 --> 0:17:59.520 I don't know, but I have to say, like I 0:17:59.520 --> 0:18:04.000 think my I think my toxic trade is that I 0:18:04.080 --> 0:18:05.159 really enjoy. 0:18:05.400 --> 0:18:08.120 Maybe it's not toxic, but I really enjoy. I feel 0:18:08.119 --> 0:18:10.240 like the last two to three maybe like the last. 0:18:10.000 --> 0:18:13.040 Four years, I've gotten really into like decorating my house 0:18:13.080 --> 0:18:16.800 holiday style. Not as intense as like say, like my 0:18:16.920 --> 0:18:20.800 mother or my dad's wife, but I'm all the way 0:18:20.840 --> 0:18:22.200 and every time I go to my mom's or I 0:18:22.280 --> 0:18:24.800 go to like someone's house that's very festive, Like I 0:18:24.960 --> 0:18:25.399 like it. 0:18:25.400 --> 0:18:27.960 It feels good. I mean, it's fun. It's fun to 0:18:27.960 --> 0:18:30.000 decorate the house. You know, it makes sense. We are 0:18:30.040 --> 0:18:33.360 costume bitches. We like Halloween, so in any sense, when 0:18:33.359 --> 0:18:35.840 there's a theme, we're gonna go all out. Yeah that's 0:18:35.880 --> 0:18:40.000 the problem, not the problem, it's it's fun. I also 0:18:40.040 --> 0:18:43.720 think we should take the kids ice skating at downtown 0:18:43.840 --> 0:18:47.119 Live ye Live. Yeah, even a just gonna fallow their 0:18:47.119 --> 0:18:48.720 fucking faces because ice skating is really hard. 0:18:48.800 --> 0:18:50.680 Yeah, I've never been there before, I've never done that. Yeah, 0:18:50.720 --> 0:18:54.240 that might be fun totally not into symmerism or. 0:19:00.720 --> 0:19:02.600 No holily shit, we don't funk with the heart. I 0:19:02.640 --> 0:19:08.800 don't do holidays, stem are. I feel like we have 0:19:08.880 --> 0:19:11.800 to the fucked up thing about this season's holiday shit, 0:19:12.760 --> 0:19:15.119 you have to like check. I was like buying stuff 0:19:15.119 --> 0:19:18.520 for Thanksgiving but not really but I always want stuffing, 0:19:18.560 --> 0:19:20.880 so I always make a full meal. And I was like, 0:19:21.359 --> 0:19:25.119 don't get stovers. Don't get stover stuffing. And I was like, wait, 0:19:25.200 --> 0:19:26.680 let me let me google it. I was like, never mind, 0:19:26.720 --> 0:19:27.560 stovers is okay. 0:19:27.640 --> 0:19:31.639 Wait, like svers like the racist everything, I'm like craft 0:19:31.680 --> 0:19:32.240 mac and cheese. 0:19:32.280 --> 0:19:36.240 No, don't get that. Wait, I have to google everybody 0:19:36.240 --> 0:19:41.040 and their political fucking endorsements or else. I'm supporting the beast, 0:19:41.200 --> 0:19:43.280 so at least I've been trying to kind of google. 0:19:43.800 --> 0:19:50.119 Hopefully Dollar Tree isn't a part of the problem, but 0:19:50.160 --> 0:19:52.320 you know who is a part of AT and T. 0:19:53.119 --> 0:19:54.920 I saw that they're doing, like are they removing their 0:19:54.960 --> 0:19:57.320 DEI programming or something? Oh, I saw that too. 0:19:57.359 --> 0:19:58.879 And also they're like have to pay a bunch of 0:19:58.880 --> 0:20:01.359 money to people for security breach. I've been seeing this 0:20:01.400 --> 0:20:04.040 ad run all over and you have AT and G 0:20:04.480 --> 0:20:07.960 like you can you can join the five billion dollar 0:20:08.080 --> 0:20:10.600 security breach. I sent it to Camra like, do you 0:20:10.640 --> 0:20:12.200 have AT d's Like, yes, I was a care take 0:20:12.240 --> 0:20:13.439 this I think I had. 0:20:13.440 --> 0:20:14.159 Did I have AT and T? 0:20:14.280 --> 0:20:17.119 I've never had AT and T I had back. Have 0:20:17.160 --> 0:20:19.000 you had any of like fraud on accounts because it 0:20:19.040 --> 0:20:19.960 could be from AT and T? 0:20:20.480 --> 0:20:23.439 Probably Okay, Well, I don't believe. I don't believe in 0:20:23.480 --> 0:20:26.920 paying any of these corporations back. Like if I've I've 0:20:26.960 --> 0:20:29.080 opened AT and T money from like two thousand and six, 0:20:29.200 --> 0:20:33.520 You're never getting it. Ever. I'll change my name, I'll 0:20:33.520 --> 0:20:36.040 get it's not your credit, I'll put it in my 0:20:36.119 --> 0:20:37.560 I don't think so, I'll put on my friends. And 0:20:37.600 --> 0:20:40.520 I'm not even revolting. And meanwhile, your credit is declining 0:20:40.520 --> 0:20:42.600 every year. It's funny you say that I just got 0:20:42.600 --> 0:20:47.120 my credit fixed and viving. Actually good, I can get 0:20:47.160 --> 0:20:51.120 anything out. Congratulations. Yeah, send that over. Maybe we'll put 0:20:51.119 --> 0:20:53.719 it in a discord. Does anybody need their credit fixed? 0:20:53.960 --> 0:20:55.439 You know, because I've had a Remember I had a 0:20:55.440 --> 0:20:58.200 really bad experience where the bitch was lying, she had 0:20:58.280 --> 0:21:00.399 all my credit information and bitch was acting like she 0:21:00.440 --> 0:21:03.360 was on TV. This fucking bitch every time I see 0:21:03.400 --> 0:21:05.840 her because she's always around, I always want to punch 0:21:05.840 --> 0:21:07.919 her in Then I still think I will if I 0:21:07.960 --> 0:21:10.359 see her in public. Have you addressed her? I have? 0:21:10.760 --> 0:21:13.040 And then she still likes my pictures? Like, bitch, fuck you? 0:21:13.080 --> 0:21:15.600 Why are you this bitch? Because I have to keep 0:21:15.640 --> 0:21:17.960 my eye went I out, I find her and punch 0:21:17.960 --> 0:21:20.000 her in the face because she was lying. I was 0:21:20.359 --> 0:21:21.960 trying to get in contact with her about my credit. 0:21:22.000 --> 0:21:23.760 She was like, I'm on She was like, oh, so 0:21:23.840 --> 0:21:24.640 and so is on set. 0:21:24.680 --> 0:21:26.639 I'm like, she's not on set for a week. 0:21:27.080 --> 0:21:30.239 Who called and said she like her fake assistant call me? 0:21:31.119 --> 0:21:33.159 I God, I want to I can't wait till I 0:21:33.160 --> 0:21:34.600 see he I'm gonna see her too, because I'm talking 0:21:34.640 --> 0:21:36.480 about it. You know I'm a witch. Wait till I 0:21:36.480 --> 0:21:38.000 see her, and you're gonna be with me, and you're 0:21:38.000 --> 0:21:39.800 gonna and I hope you ready to get in front 0:21:39.800 --> 0:21:41.760 of you know I'm ready. 0:21:43.520 --> 0:21:44.359 You know I'm ready now. 0:21:44.440 --> 0:21:46.400 Just talking about holiday drinks and then going. 0:21:46.280 --> 0:21:47.399 Straight into fighting a bitch. 0:21:48.480 --> 0:21:50.920 I'm not too I'm not too healed to not fight 0:21:50.960 --> 0:21:53.159 a bitch to play with my time and my money. 0:21:53.600 --> 0:21:55.280 There's a couple of I got two or three of 0:21:55.320 --> 0:21:57.360 you on the list, bitch, and you're never gonna. 0:21:57.119 --> 0:22:01.840 Be cleared until I get until I see you. Hell he. 0:22:05.119 --> 0:22:06.800 Do you have anybody on the list that you still 0:22:06.960 --> 0:22:07.960 would fight right now? 0:22:08.000 --> 0:22:09.680 As just me? Absolutely? 0:22:09.880 --> 0:22:10.120 Yes? 0:22:10.640 --> 0:22:14.480 How many people? Like what was it over? Immediately thought 0:22:14.480 --> 0:22:15.440 of one person. 0:22:15.720 --> 0:22:17.199 Like like, as soon as I see you, bitch, you 0:22:17.200 --> 0:22:17.920 gonna catch. 0:22:17.680 --> 0:22:22.080 My fat And then there's probably two people on that list. 0:22:22.200 --> 0:22:24.560 I've like, I've let a few people off. They've they've 0:22:24.760 --> 0:22:27.200 they're not they're not as important. But there's two specific 0:22:27.240 --> 0:22:28.800 ones that could get it me too. 0:22:29.080 --> 0:22:31.560 There's too that bitch from the credit and this other 0:22:31.600 --> 0:22:33.880 bitch who I let move in with me and moved 0:22:33.880 --> 0:22:36.000 out on the first and didn't say anything. I'll also 0:22:36.040 --> 0:22:37.320 still be your ass when I see you. 0:22:38.080 --> 0:22:40.720 Yeah, mine's my ex best friend who told my baby 0:22:40.800 --> 0:22:41.880 daddy I got my titties dead. 0:22:42.920 --> 0:22:43.840 Why should tell him that? 0:22:44.440 --> 0:22:45.040 I don't know. 0:22:45.240 --> 0:22:47.040 But then this nigga was like trying to act like 0:22:47.200 --> 0:22:48.480 he didn't have to give me no money for IRI 0:22:48.560 --> 0:22:49.760 because I had money to buy a titties. 0:22:49.840 --> 0:22:52.040 Yeah, I was like, well he was gonna see them 0:22:52.040 --> 0:22:53.760 and no, anyway, like he doesn't know your titties. 0:22:53.800 --> 0:22:55.560 I don't know, but some kind of my money, nigga. 0:22:55.640 --> 0:22:58.320 And also, what the fuck these are my titties? 0:22:58.560 --> 0:23:00.399 I remember that friend? I mean I think I ever 0:23:00.400 --> 0:23:01.760 met her. I just remember you guys got into it, 0:23:01.800 --> 0:23:03.919 which she went on tour with him. I remember that 0:23:04.040 --> 0:23:05.760 was yeah, but what was her job? 0:23:06.119 --> 0:23:06.399 Bitch? 0:23:06.480 --> 0:23:09.720 I don't fucking know. Okay, I'm still mad at you, bitch. 0:23:09.840 --> 0:23:16.200 Yeah, I'm not over it, but I wish you the best. 0:23:16.760 --> 0:23:23.600 This is about healed holiday season. We're here, We're mature, 0:23:24.800 --> 0:23:28.040 we don't fight. Come to our treat totally heal. 0:23:28.760 --> 0:23:31.240 We don't fight, we sage. Do you have a lighter 0:23:31.280 --> 0:23:34.240 over there? No, damn, we haven't got no matches. 0:23:36.000 --> 0:23:39.200 We have like branded matches, but nowhere to be found on. 0:23:41.720 --> 0:23:45.080 So are you buying Luna Christmas gifts? If so, what 0:23:45.119 --> 0:23:48.720 does she want? Oh? Like, oh that was great? 0:23:51.359 --> 0:23:55.080 This is my problem. Does anyone else have this problem? 0:23:55.119 --> 0:23:56.720 I don't know if it's a d D or what 0:23:56.840 --> 0:24:00.280 it is. Like I have all these great ideas and 0:24:00.320 --> 0:24:02.359 then when it's time like execute them, like right now, 0:24:02.400 --> 0:24:08.600 the problem is I still haven't bought her birthday gifts. Okay, 0:24:09.920 --> 0:24:14.200 to your to your credit. We just got back in town. 0:24:14.320 --> 0:24:17.760 We're still like literally rejesting. Thanks for saying I was 0:24:17.880 --> 0:24:18.680 really feeling bad. 0:24:18.720 --> 0:24:21.040 You've been playing her birthday gift? Is her birthday party? 0:24:21.240 --> 0:24:21.840 First of all? 0:24:22.000 --> 0:24:24.679 Okay, that was yeah, I think I started doing that 0:24:24.680 --> 0:24:26.280 with Iri. I was like, this is I think I 0:24:26.320 --> 0:24:29.480 got her like one or two gifts. Maybe you want 0:24:29.480 --> 0:24:30.359 a birthday party or not? 0:24:30.600 --> 0:24:31.440 Okay, that's how I feel. 0:24:31.600 --> 0:24:34.960 Yeah, yeah, so I'm making her a birthday party that 0:24:35.080 --> 0:24:37.800 We're going taking ten children to the movies. 0:24:38.400 --> 0:24:40.920 She's having a steak dinner. But speaking wh can you say, 0:24:40.960 --> 0:24:42.639 did you said an invite or something? Because I sent 0:24:42.720 --> 0:24:43.480 it to you? You did? 0:24:43.960 --> 0:24:50.879 I think so? In Thailand? Oh okay with the look. Okay, 0:24:51.119 --> 0:24:53.399 So I always struggle between I want to buy her 0:24:53.440 --> 0:24:56.200 things and surprise her, and also like do I take 0:24:56.240 --> 0:24:57.560 her with me and just let her pick it out 0:24:57.560 --> 0:24:59.679 because you're gonna like the ship, and also like you know, 0:24:59.800 --> 0:25:02.439 I I just always sometimes I remember to do it 0:25:02.480 --> 0:25:05.240 in time. Sometimes I'm behind, and most of the times 0:25:05.280 --> 0:25:07.320 I'm behind, and I feel really bad. And it's like 0:25:07.320 --> 0:25:10.600 the twenty sixth and I'm like trying to get Christmas together. 0:25:10.800 --> 0:25:12.760 But I'm also the product of my parents who didn't 0:25:12.760 --> 0:25:14.800 really go all out for Christmas, so I try to 0:25:15.160 --> 0:25:18.040 be different than them, but in my bones and my DNA, 0:25:18.119 --> 0:25:21.040 I'm still like very much like not a gift person, 0:25:21.119 --> 0:25:24.760 and I procrastinate. So today, actually I'm going to the 0:25:24.800 --> 0:25:28.359 mall to buy her some clothes because she needs clothes 0:25:28.400 --> 0:25:30.679 and she's growing fast as fuck and she's running my pants, 0:25:31.080 --> 0:25:34.160 and so I'm gonna probably try and get a few 0:25:34.160 --> 0:25:36.600 things for Christmas and a few things for her birthday. 0:25:36.600 --> 0:25:38.720 And I also don't want to support Amazon, but that's 0:25:38.720 --> 0:25:40.040 the easiest fucking one. 0:25:40.320 --> 0:25:41.840 Maybe just take her to the mall. 0:25:41.880 --> 0:25:43.720 Maybe get her a gift card so she can go 0:25:43.800 --> 0:25:45.280 to I think our kids are at the age now 0:25:45.320 --> 0:25:47.440 where they want to like pick out our shit. Maybe 0:25:47.880 --> 0:25:49.560 get her a gift card she can go, you guys 0:25:49.640 --> 0:25:51.159 and have like little shopping day together. 0:25:52.280 --> 0:25:54.720 Also, like the mall is such a thing of the past. 0:25:54.760 --> 0:25:56.840 Like I don't even really go to the mall, which 0:25:56.880 --> 0:25:58.280 mam are going to? That's one we're here? 0:25:58.400 --> 0:26:01.159 No I Fashion Square, No because one time? Have you 0:26:01.240 --> 0:26:05.160 been there a lot recently? No, girl, there's nothing in there. 0:26:05.200 --> 0:26:06.960 That's why I don't go. But four years ago I 0:26:07.000 --> 0:26:10.040 went to the mall with fucking Crin Stephens. 0:26:09.560 --> 0:26:12.280 And like I remember this. My dreams came true. 0:26:12.320 --> 0:26:14.080 I was hanging out. I went on a hike with her. 0:26:14.320 --> 0:26:15.040 You went to the lall. 0:26:15.160 --> 0:26:17.800 We're like, hang out with Krinn Hello. 0:26:18.440 --> 0:26:22.199 Me and my bestie bye. But she's not besties with anyone, 0:26:24.920 --> 0:26:27.000 only like once a year, so you be your bestie. 0:26:27.080 --> 0:26:28.439 Anyway, we went to the mall. 0:26:28.800 --> 0:26:30.840 We had a great fucking time at Century City Mall 0:26:30.880 --> 0:26:32.440 and I haven't been back since, and I've been meeting. 0:26:32.960 --> 0:26:35.840 That mall is for consumerism, that mall is epic, that 0:26:36.040 --> 0:26:36.960 mall is intense. 0:26:37.440 --> 0:26:38.840 And then and then I was thinking about going today 0:26:38.840 --> 0:26:39.560 by myself, and I. 0:26:39.520 --> 0:26:42.199 Was like, you're gonna overwhelmed the I don't know if 0:26:42.200 --> 0:26:45.120 we should go there. Let's go it'sll let's. 0:26:44.640 --> 0:26:45.359 Like baby stuff. 0:26:45.440 --> 0:26:47.280 I literally told myself, you can't handle that. 0:26:47.400 --> 0:26:48.679 You can't make any decisions. 0:26:49.040 --> 0:26:50.920 So which wait, which mall are gonna go to? Panca? 0:26:51.040 --> 0:26:52.440 I still want to go to Central City. 0:26:52.560 --> 0:26:56.240 Okay, Well, maybe don't smoke too much before you go 0:26:57.640 --> 0:26:59.760 with a clear mind, Maybe do some research first, because 0:26:59.760 --> 0:27:02.520 I'm huge. It is right and they're all there is 0:27:02.560 --> 0:27:05.520 some good stuff in there. So specifically the Honey Burdette Show, 0:27:05.640 --> 0:27:08.280 Honey Bernadette or whatever, I'm not going in there. Crazy 0:27:08.359 --> 0:27:10.120 hit me that fucking as I went in there one time. 0:27:10.119 --> 0:27:13.560 It spent six hundred dollars and I was like, dumb, 0:27:13.560 --> 0:27:17.440 it's dumb, but hey, my lingerie. A few men see 0:27:17.440 --> 0:27:24.720 that lingerie amount of money. Niggas and that linger at 0:27:24.720 --> 0:27:27.360 a time, Hey. 0:27:27.400 --> 0:27:29.159 I look at this. You wish you could touch this, 0:27:29.200 --> 0:27:32.200 don't you listen that lingerie? 0:27:32.760 --> 0:27:34.720 And Orlando was like, I really don't like the it's 0:27:34.800 --> 0:27:36.960 very utilitary and I want the ones that are soft. 0:27:37.000 --> 0:27:38.720 I was like, look, you know, you don't get to true. 0:27:40.119 --> 0:27:44.520 This makes me feel good, I know. And then the 0:27:44.560 --> 0:27:47.080 bitch sold me to Bras instead of the panty and 0:27:47.080 --> 0:27:48.080 that really pissed me off. 0:27:48.520 --> 0:27:51.639 To Oh when you got home, you opened it and 0:27:51.680 --> 0:27:52.480 it was that's annoying. 0:27:52.480 --> 0:27:54.119 And then she also sold me the stockings, and the 0:27:54.160 --> 0:27:56.919 stockings that were in nude were like your color. I'm like, 0:27:56.960 --> 0:28:00.400 why the fun would and she girl was black? God, 0:28:00.640 --> 0:28:02.640 why the fuck would you? Did you go back? 0:28:02.800 --> 0:28:04.080 No, because I don't like to go back. 0:28:04.000 --> 0:28:04.400 To the mall. 0:28:04.560 --> 0:28:07.560 Carl that's there. Too expensive to not go back. 0:28:08.520 --> 0:28:13.440 Anyway, there's probably some more affordable black owned lingerie companies. 0:28:13.640 --> 0:28:14.760 Matter of fact, if you know any. 0:28:15.200 --> 0:28:16.959 There is a black owned the one that had all 0:28:16.960 --> 0:28:19.320 those nudes. It's called like Lovely or Levey. 0:28:20.200 --> 0:28:21.720 Oh, I think I know what you're talking about. Yeah. 0:28:22.080 --> 0:28:23.399 I think we reach out to them and ask them 0:28:23.400 --> 0:28:24.680 to give U stuff and they said no. 0:28:24.960 --> 0:28:29.200 Black owned, brown owned lingerie. If you know any, drop 0:28:29.240 --> 0:28:32.480 them in the comments so that we can find them, 0:28:32.560 --> 0:28:34.320 because I would love to support them. 0:28:34.520 --> 0:28:38.080 Fenty it's love Vera shop, love Vera Vera. Yeah, she 0:28:38.080 --> 0:28:42.240 has cute stuff. She's in Los Angeles. Actually, because I'm 0:28:42.240 --> 0:28:43.200 not a big fan of fenty. 0:28:44.200 --> 0:28:46.680 It's like hit or miss, Like there's a few pieces 0:28:46.720 --> 0:28:48.360 here and there, but it's not my favorite. 0:28:48.400 --> 0:28:49.400 Mom, I'm not gonna lie. 0:28:49.760 --> 0:28:52.680 But I am a big fan of like Holiday Lingerie. 0:28:53.000 --> 0:28:56.440 I really feel if I had to pick who I 0:28:57.440 --> 0:29:01.960 archetype Holiday like alter Ego is, it's like a mix 0:29:02.080 --> 0:29:04.920 between Ryah Carey and. 0:29:06.840 --> 0:29:11.920 Like Little Kimo Mulan Rouge the Remix. Oh yeah, like 0:29:12.320 --> 0:29:13.200 Little kimal Androge. 0:29:13.840 --> 0:29:17.400 You know I really like I really like like Santa Baby, 0:29:17.760 --> 0:29:22.680 like the cute see you like you like frills. I 0:29:22.720 --> 0:29:27.239 like frills and bows and I do like that, So 0:29:27.560 --> 0:29:31.080 I like put me in leather. I mean I like 0:29:31.160 --> 0:29:34.920 leather too's three six five, put a Santa hat on 0:29:35.000 --> 0:29:41.400 me and red lipstick? Yeah, I do like that. So 0:29:41.480 --> 0:29:45.080 who is your holiday ho ho ho alter ego? What 0:29:45.120 --> 0:29:46.920 would like? What would it be? I just told you, Oh, 0:29:49.040 --> 0:29:51.520 red lipstick with the holiday ho hat on Okay, I 0:29:51.520 --> 0:29:53.320 got it, and a whip like a whip like a 0:29:53.360 --> 0:29:55.680 whip like I just feel like it's Yeah, it's like 0:29:55.800 --> 0:29:56.800 Dominatrix time. 0:29:56.800 --> 0:29:58.600 I don't know why the holiday gives you that, like 0:29:59.080 --> 0:30:03.360 wrap this ship up because I'm not really I'm not 0:30:03.400 --> 0:30:07.080 really like a frilly like a frilly type of lingerie girl. 0:30:08.720 --> 0:30:09.760 But I don't know. 0:30:09.800 --> 0:30:12.360 Maybe you can do some red leather, some red leather. 0:30:13.320 --> 0:30:15.000 Red lip is always nice. I could do. 0:30:15.040 --> 0:30:17.000 I could see myself doing a little apron like we're 0:30:17.040 --> 0:30:18.200 baking cookies tonight. 0:30:18.360 --> 0:30:21.480 Well, because Sanda's boots are always leather and he always 0:30:21.480 --> 0:30:23.840 has that whip, So I see where it gets. 0:30:24.400 --> 0:30:27.360 That's maybe that's where it's coming from, because it's giving, like, yeah, 0:30:27.520 --> 0:30:31.240 I run this ship and you're the reindeer, let me ride. 0:30:31.280 --> 0:30:35.520 You'll be the reindeer. God put a red nose on him, 0:30:35.800 --> 0:30:39.360 and you know there were some air antlers at Dollar Story. 0:30:39.360 --> 0:30:40.560 I'm gonna have to run those back. I think we 0:30:40.600 --> 0:30:41.160 got them those. 0:30:42.040 --> 0:30:44.640 I was gonna give them to Iri, but maybe a 0:30:44.720 --> 0:30:46.960 double like a double is both, let me give you 0:30:47.080 --> 0:30:48.760 to you first. Bap. Maybe I didn't need to do 0:30:48.800 --> 0:30:51.880 like a role play like a Santa. You're the Santa 0:30:51.920 --> 0:30:54.960 and he's the reindeer. Is he gonna talk or is 0:30:55.000 --> 0:30:58.040 he just like maybe he's not around shut it and 0:30:58.040 --> 0:31:05.080 he's on a leash. Good boy, that's right, Rudolph. I 0:31:05.120 --> 0:31:08.480 don't know what sound Rudolph makes here. I don't know. 0:31:08.680 --> 0:31:09.120 They don't think. 0:31:09.160 --> 0:31:11.080 I don't think they make sounds. Okay, you just look 0:31:11.200 --> 0:31:16.880 cute and adorable and vulnerable. Do you have any sexy 0:31:18.440 --> 0:31:20.080 holiday horse stories? 0:31:25.000 --> 0:31:26.400 Not off the top of my head. 0:31:27.200 --> 0:31:31.720 I mean, I for sure have had sex around the holidays. 0:31:33.120 --> 0:31:35.800 I definitely was fucking around the holidays. I'm trying to think, 0:31:36.360 --> 0:31:36.640 do you. 0:31:37.920 --> 0:31:43.600 Ah who stories? 0:31:47.720 --> 0:31:49.680 I did have a holiday horse story one time when 0:31:49.680 --> 0:31:53.160 I was living in Atlanta, you know, like I worked 0:31:53.160 --> 0:31:56.320 at the Marriott, so the holiday party was popping. They 0:31:56.360 --> 0:31:59.040 had the whole banquet room, they had open bar so like, 0:31:59.240 --> 0:32:00.880 and we worked at the so it was a bunch 0:32:00.920 --> 0:32:04.360 of alcoholics anyway, So it was like the holiday party 0:32:04.480 --> 0:32:07.320 was like the time to really get fucked up and 0:32:07.360 --> 0:32:10.480 eat for free. It was like reparations for all year. 0:32:12.440 --> 0:32:15.280 So we got super fucked up. We went to like 0:32:15.560 --> 0:32:20.440 the karaoke place after the whole staff. I think we 0:32:20.520 --> 0:32:21.520 got so fucked up. 0:32:22.880 --> 0:32:23.360 Oh my god. 0:32:23.440 --> 0:32:26.280 First of all, my best friend Mirror got pulled over, 0:32:26.360 --> 0:32:28.360 but not really because she must have pulled herself over 0:32:28.440 --> 0:32:30.400 and ended up like at the hospital. It was like 0:32:30.440 --> 0:32:32.480 some hangover shore and she was like, they didn't give 0:32:32.480 --> 0:32:34.560 me a dui though, because apparently I had pulled over, 0:32:34.640 --> 0:32:35.720 but I'm at the hospital. 0:32:35.760 --> 0:32:36.920 I was like, you're at the hospital. 0:32:37.720 --> 0:32:42.160 And then I ended up taking home the very of 0:32:42.200 --> 0:32:46.680 age but young bar back and like driving to his 0:32:46.760 --> 0:32:51.640 house and like some like Union City, southern area of Atlanta, 0:32:51.680 --> 0:32:53.520 and like he had like two roommates we lived in 0:32:53.520 --> 0:32:53.840 the house. 0:32:53.880 --> 0:32:55.680 Butit like he was young. 0:32:55.720 --> 0:32:58.040 He had to be like nineteen, and I was probably 0:32:58.080 --> 0:32:59.720 like twenty five or twenty six at the time. 0:33:00.120 --> 0:33:02.800 Was like that I was being a cougar and we 0:33:02.800 --> 0:33:04.200 were so fucked up. 0:33:04.240 --> 0:33:06.520 But I remember just feeling like so powerful because he 0:33:06.600 --> 0:33:08.200 was like in awe of me because I was older, 0:33:09.360 --> 0:33:11.800 older and cooler, but we were just so fucked up 0:33:11.800 --> 0:33:13.200 and I was just doing have nasty stuff. 0:33:13.200 --> 0:33:14.600 And the next day I woke up with the fucking 0:33:14.640 --> 0:33:15.520 bar back, and I. 0:33:15.440 --> 0:33:17.840 Was like, why the fuck did I sleep with my coworker? 0:33:18.360 --> 0:33:20.239 My friend con friends calling me talk about she's at 0:33:20.240 --> 0:33:24.160 the hospital. You know, just holiday party shit. But those 0:33:24.160 --> 0:33:25.960 were the times. Oh my god, I love a good 0:33:25.960 --> 0:33:26.920 holiday party. Man. 0:33:27.240 --> 0:33:29.560 That makes me think of actually a holiday host story 0:33:29.600 --> 0:33:33.120 that I have. One of this was in college, Like 0:33:33.160 --> 0:33:35.400 I went to New York. I was already in college 0:33:35.400 --> 0:33:37.960 in New York and then I used to be in 0:33:38.000 --> 0:33:40.240 love with this nigga who went. 0:33:40.040 --> 0:33:44.040 To UCLA and he was a football player. How did 0:33:44.080 --> 0:33:44.520 I know him? 0:33:44.560 --> 0:33:46.080 I think you probably might know him. I think I 0:33:46.120 --> 0:33:48.120 knew him in high school. Yeah, my senior year I 0:33:48.160 --> 0:33:51.400 met him. And then he went to UCLA, and so 0:33:51.440 --> 0:33:53.680 he invited me to like one of those ucs actually 0:33:53.720 --> 0:33:54.320 went to USC. 0:33:54.800 --> 0:33:56.640 So he invited me. No, he went to Ucla. 0:33:56.680 --> 0:33:58.320 But this happened at the USC party, which I don't 0:33:58.320 --> 0:34:00.880 even know why he would be at, but it was 0:34:00.920 --> 0:34:02.880 a holiday party, and so we dressed up, dressed up. 0:34:02.880 --> 0:34:04.280 I was like miss Santa Claus. 0:34:04.680 --> 0:34:07.080 And I was looking fine as hale that day I 0:34:07.080 --> 0:34:09.760 had like mine, I was sure, it was sexy. 0:34:09.880 --> 0:34:11.160 We a wardrobe party? 0:34:11.160 --> 0:34:12.920 Are you just decided to know it was? 0:34:12.960 --> 0:34:18.000 It was a it was a costume party, maybe because 0:34:18.040 --> 0:34:20.719 I probably would have just dressed up as fucking miss 0:34:20.800 --> 0:34:21.759 Santa Claus. 0:34:24.080 --> 0:34:26.560 And he was just a fucking asshole. God. This is 0:34:26.600 --> 0:34:27.920 when I didn't have a lot of self respect. 0:34:30.719 --> 0:34:33.400 He invited me, but he was there, he was still 0:34:33.440 --> 0:34:36.359 like there with another bitch. Like I got all dressed up, 0:34:36.440 --> 0:34:38.279 like I was in the mirror looking like, oh yeah, sad. 0:34:38.200 --> 0:34:40.120 Night, I'm gonna take him down on this outfit. 0:34:40.640 --> 0:34:42.600 And then I got there and he was like just 0:34:42.600 --> 0:34:44.279 like I could just tell he was playing like he 0:34:44.320 --> 0:34:45.680 had like invited a few girls. 0:34:46.800 --> 0:34:48.279 Anyway. I was like, fuck that, I'm gonna get to 0:34:48.320 --> 0:34:52.600 him first. And so now I'm gonna get to him first. Yeah, crazy, 0:34:52.680 --> 0:34:54.399 I was gonna lock this nigga down first. I didn't 0:34:54.440 --> 0:34:56.040 want to fuck after them. I don't know, I didn't 0:34:56.080 --> 0:34:57.759 know what was gonna happen, but I was like, all 0:34:57.800 --> 0:34:59.480 I know is that this nigga's coming back with me. 0:35:00.640 --> 0:35:03.239 And I remember I pulled him into the bathroom and 0:35:03.320 --> 0:35:05.399 he fucked me over. This was so gross too, because 0:35:05.400 --> 0:35:05.839 it's like one. 0:35:05.719 --> 0:35:09.280 Of those frat houses and the bathroom is not clean. Okay, 0:35:09.440 --> 0:35:15.240 like it's like how it's like college clean. I remember 0:35:15.239 --> 0:35:17.440 that specifically, being like this is not, this is not 0:35:18.680 --> 0:35:20.640 But I did it and it was amazing at the time. 0:35:20.800 --> 0:35:22.080 But now looking back, I'm like. 0:35:23.920 --> 0:35:29.600 We were just like I got him first one zerru. 0:35:30.800 --> 0:35:33.080 I feel like back then, niggas were just pumping. Anyway, 0:35:33.120 --> 0:35:35.520 he just like pumped and I had. 0:35:35.480 --> 0:35:39.879 No skill set, no sexual skill set, skill set, but. 0:35:39.880 --> 0:35:43.960 Anyway, yeah, no, I remember that after we finished, I 0:35:44.000 --> 0:35:46.280 walked out and then like some one of the girls 0:35:46.360 --> 0:35:48.319 was there looking and I remember like looking at her 0:35:48.360 --> 0:35:54.480 like yeah, bitch, yeah. 0:35:52.600 --> 0:35:54.720 Santa outfit in my Santa outphit. 0:35:54.800 --> 0:35:57.040 Oh my god, you know what. 0:35:57.120 --> 0:36:01.439 And recently I went to go look for him because 0:36:01.440 --> 0:36:03.160 I have I'd like to go look for ex boyfriends 0:36:03.200 --> 0:36:04.520 from like way back in the day. 0:36:04.800 --> 0:36:06.719 Did I tell you that one of like my the 0:36:06.719 --> 0:36:07.279 guy who took my. 0:36:07.280 --> 0:36:08.839 Virginity reached out to me? No? 0:36:09.200 --> 0:36:11.160 Maybe, God, remember I told you, like he went missing 0:36:11.200 --> 0:36:12.600 and I've been able to find I think I've talked 0:36:12.600 --> 0:36:15.040 about it on the show, like I haven't been able 0:36:15.040 --> 0:36:17.880 to find him ever again, and. 0:36:17.120 --> 0:36:18.080 Then recently he reached out. 0:36:18.280 --> 0:36:19.560 I think he can tell me this, And he was 0:36:19.640 --> 0:36:21.680 just like you thought he went something had happened to him. 0:36:21.680 --> 0:36:23.040 But he was just like I thought he was dead. 0:36:23.160 --> 0:36:25.439 He's like an Arizona or something. He's been here all. 0:36:25.360 --> 0:36:27.680 Along, but I don't know that's to be seen. 0:36:28.320 --> 0:36:30.560 Then he went to prison. That's what I was thinking, 0:36:31.360 --> 0:36:33.120 you know. He suggested to be meet up, and I 0:36:33.200 --> 0:36:35.000 was like, I told she cam about it. I was like, 0:36:35.400 --> 0:36:36.920 I'm like, how do you feel about this? Is this 0:36:36.920 --> 0:36:39.120 ad idea you're I'm curious about shit. 0:36:40.000 --> 0:36:41.680 I don't want to know. I'm like, maybe you could 0:36:41.680 --> 0:36:42.719 do a zoom and zoom better. 0:36:44.640 --> 0:36:46.640 I just want to know where you've been. And I 0:36:46.680 --> 0:36:47.960 got a few questions and I need to look you 0:36:47.960 --> 0:36:52.920 in the eye for a moment. So now it's you, wait, 0:36:53.080 --> 0:36:56.799 how did I get to there? He that boyfriend? 0:36:56.800 --> 0:36:57.960 There was another one? Oh him? 0:36:58.960 --> 0:37:00.600 You see the hell? Yeah? 0:37:00.640 --> 0:37:03.600 God, it's such a shame that like some of the 0:37:03.640 --> 0:37:05.880 guys that I thought were so fine are not aging. 0:37:06.000 --> 0:37:07.359 They generally don't. 0:37:07.400 --> 0:37:09.600 It's like the guys you thought were so fine are 0:37:09.680 --> 0:37:12.240 generally not still cool or fine. 0:37:12.719 --> 0:37:15.160 I was like, for real, and I was looking at 0:37:15.200 --> 0:37:16.680 his Wait on, so you found him? 0:37:16.920 --> 0:37:20.319 I did, and he's I mean, he's happily married and 0:37:20.360 --> 0:37:24.160 has kids. But I was like, couldn't be me, And 0:37:24.239 --> 0:37:25.360 now he's gonna make up to you. 0:37:25.400 --> 0:37:27.520 Every day's not gonna be me. Wasn't gonna be me. 0:37:28.160 --> 0:37:30.400 But like at the time, when you're that young, you're like, 0:37:30.440 --> 0:37:33.759 this is my he could be my husband. He's so disrespectfully. 0:37:36.320 --> 0:37:38.279 I won he could be he invited to be, but 0:37:38.400 --> 0:37:40.640 just the holiday party. But I still love him. I 0:37:40.680 --> 0:37:41.840 won he could be my husband. 0:37:43.960 --> 0:37:44.680 It's the delude. 0:37:44.719 --> 0:37:47.360 He had blue eye, like greenish blue eyes, light skin, 0:37:48.000 --> 0:37:50.520 tall football Are you kidding? Now you have full him up? 0:37:50.600 --> 0:37:54.719 Not gonna fine, not gonna see him. I'll show you now. 0:37:54.719 --> 0:37:58.360 I must see him. Yeah, I know. That's so that's 0:37:59.040 --> 0:38:02.319 it's so interesting the things we do just to do them. 0:38:02.320 --> 0:38:06.040 That that young barback boy. He ended up having a baby. 0:38:05.760 --> 0:38:07.520 With one of the other girls at the hotel who 0:38:07.560 --> 0:38:12.240 was like a manager. Damn. The story continues like married 0:38:12.280 --> 0:38:14.680 together and so happy. But he was a fine, young 0:38:14.760 --> 0:38:15.879 little little thing. 0:38:16.000 --> 0:38:20.400 He's so fine. But that's rare. I mean, this was 0:38:20.440 --> 0:38:21.280 not in high school. 0:38:21.280 --> 0:38:24.879 This was I was an adult. I mean, maybe he's 0:38:24.880 --> 0:38:26.359 still kind of fine. I don't know. 0:38:26.520 --> 0:38:28.960 It's just I just was like, oh, yeah, here, here 0:38:29.000 --> 0:38:29.120 he is. 0:38:29.800 --> 0:38:51.160 Actually he knows you know someone else we know. No, girl, vie, No, 0:38:51.239 --> 0:38:54.040 it's not. I just can't like it's not like try 0:38:54.120 --> 0:38:55.759 don't work like trust me. 0:38:56.080 --> 0:38:57.200 I guess you know what. 0:38:57.360 --> 0:38:59.560 I was like saying that casually the other day, like 0:38:59.680 --> 0:39:01.919 sometimes just say random shit to hope that it sticks 0:39:01.920 --> 0:39:02.399 in her head. 0:39:02.880 --> 0:39:05.200 You know, Like my mom said. 0:39:05.000 --> 0:39:07.080 That you're gonna gonna be fine in ten years, and 0:39:07.120 --> 0:39:07.680 it's true. 0:39:07.800 --> 0:39:08.480 Don't worry. 0:39:08.560 --> 0:39:10.600 Half the people that are you think are cool right 0:39:10.640 --> 0:39:12.560 now are gonna be so uncool. 0:39:13.280 --> 0:39:15.200 Don't worry. It's so true. 0:39:17.000 --> 0:39:17.520 Yeah. 0:39:17.600 --> 0:39:26.400 So, anyway, he looks just like a guy I had 0:39:26.400 --> 0:39:30.200 to crush on to imagine him like nineteen. 0:39:30.360 --> 0:39:32.920 I know you in the day did everything. 0:39:33.239 --> 0:39:35.200 He hit his peak in like twenty one for sure. 0:39:36.920 --> 0:39:38.080 Who am I I know? 0:39:38.440 --> 0:39:41.920 Fine ass bitch, that's what it is. You know. I'm 0:39:41.960 --> 0:39:46.120 gonna say I've had I have fortunate jeans aging jeans. Jeans. 0:39:46.120 --> 0:39:49.800 Thank you God, thank you for blessing me with divinely 0:39:50.719 --> 0:39:52.160 youthful jeans. 0:39:52.800 --> 0:39:53.239 Thank you. 0:39:54.360 --> 0:39:55.200 Yeah, thank you God. 0:39:55.239 --> 0:40:00.120 That's a true gratitude because not everybody can do it 0:39:59.719 --> 0:40:05.680 every aging so gracefully. No, wait, didn't you have a 0:40:05.719 --> 0:40:07.839 holiday like parties? I did? 0:40:07.920 --> 0:40:08.080 Oh? 0:40:08.320 --> 0:40:09.080 Okay, So. 0:40:10.480 --> 0:40:15.160 I was looking up some holiday horror stories and not horror. 0:40:15.200 --> 0:40:17.560 I guess this is more just hilarious. 0:40:18.000 --> 0:40:20.759 And what the hell is it? 0:40:24.400 --> 0:40:24.680 Okay? 0:40:24.719 --> 0:40:26.520 So I don't know if any of y'all have any 0:40:26.680 --> 0:40:30.920 holiday horror stories or any office horror stories. 0:40:30.960 --> 0:40:32.759 But if you do, can you please send them? 0:40:32.800 --> 0:40:34.960 Make sure you go to good Momsbad Choices dot com 0:40:35.000 --> 0:40:38.799 and you can hit the contact us and write in 0:40:38.840 --> 0:40:40.919 your holiday horror stories and we'll read them live. 0:40:42.440 --> 0:40:43.120 This is one. 0:40:43.360 --> 0:40:48.400 It's called inappropriate charade. So we were all playing a 0:40:48.440 --> 0:40:51.359 sort of charades game at the holiday party when one 0:40:51.360 --> 0:40:54.040 of my coworkers got the word nut. Instead of pretending 0:40:54.040 --> 0:40:57.120 to be a squirrel or something simple, she pretended to 0:40:57.120 --> 0:41:00.480 perform fillatio in front of our three bosses. They were 0:41:00.480 --> 0:41:04.440 good sports about it, everyone laughed, But what the fuck? 0:41:05.920 --> 0:41:09.600 Not all three bosses had holiday drinks. 0:41:09.680 --> 0:41:11.480 Yeah, when you get I mean, I might have been 0:41:11.520 --> 0:41:14.760 this you never. I'm not gonna lie like it sounds 0:41:14.800 --> 0:41:18.240 like it's giving us every. 0:41:18.080 --> 0:41:18.719 Time you mix. 0:41:18.840 --> 0:41:23.640 Like alcohol and professionalism is just never gonna go good together. 0:41:23.640 --> 0:41:25.160 That's why the holiday party is kind of like a 0:41:25.200 --> 0:41:26.279 disaster waiting to happen. 0:41:26.320 --> 0:41:28.680 You're getting too comfortable, like always a disaster. 0:41:28.760 --> 0:41:31.719 So it always does something inappropriate, like you're wearing your 0:41:31.719 --> 0:41:33.360 pedestrian clothes, like. 0:41:37.719 --> 0:41:38.600 You can't do it. 0:41:38.600 --> 0:41:41.160 It's never a good mix, like you probably neither get 0:41:41.160 --> 0:41:42.920 in and get out, or this person still signs your 0:41:43.000 --> 0:41:43.960 check at the end of the day. 0:41:44.160 --> 0:41:45.120 It's too risky. 0:41:45.320 --> 0:41:47.560 I don't it can't. It can't be like removed, it 0:41:47.560 --> 0:41:49.600 can't be deleted from your from your records. 0:41:49.880 --> 0:41:52.200 But it's almost like if, if, if there was a 0:41:52.239 --> 0:41:54.239 better time, this is like, this is the time at 0:41:54.239 --> 0:41:54.959 the holiday party. 0:41:55.000 --> 0:41:56.399 It's the end of the year. I'm not gonna see 0:41:56.400 --> 0:41:59.520 your niggas for two weeks. A lot of shit has happened. 0:41:59.560 --> 0:42:03.879 It's a hall here and fuck you, Bob, fuck you up, 0:42:04.480 --> 0:42:09.160 hate you, I hate you. Just kidding. Merry Christmas, Just kidding, 0:42:09.320 --> 0:42:10.000 just kidding. 0:42:10.280 --> 0:42:12.640 Everyone relaxed, you know. 0:42:14.280 --> 0:42:14.800 Corporate. 0:42:15.600 --> 0:42:18.080 Yeah, I'm glad that we don't have a corporate job. 0:42:18.480 --> 0:42:22.000 But yeah we should have a dinner, Yeah we should 0:42:22.960 --> 0:42:23.479 with the crew. 0:42:23.680 --> 0:42:26.440 I'm like, let's make the mushroom holiday party. Oh, the 0:42:26.480 --> 0:42:29.040 corporate dinner. Yeah, right, does not make sense. Yeah, it's 0:42:29.120 --> 0:42:31.880 totally fine. You don't have to take them. You know, 0:42:32.120 --> 0:42:35.000 you could just show up. It's plant medicine. I don't 0:42:35.000 --> 0:42:35.839 even know what you're talking about. 0:42:35.840 --> 0:42:42.040 Take what our holiday party has mushrooms at it, that's 0:42:42.080 --> 0:42:47.320 fat and weed, always weed. And all of these decorations 0:42:47.360 --> 0:42:49.160 are going to be there, all of them. We're going 0:42:49.239 --> 0:42:50.160 to transfer them there. 0:42:50.239 --> 0:42:51.600 I was like, well, I figured we could like at 0:42:51.680 --> 0:42:55.120 least take some home and yeah them around and shit, 0:42:55.200 --> 0:42:57.319 you just got me going. I'm like, oh, yeah, well, 0:42:57.400 --> 0:42:59.440 let me tell your dollar stores. There's a lot going on. 0:42:59.480 --> 0:43:01.080 It's a lot of this tinsel type shit. 0:43:01.120 --> 0:43:03.720 Okay, there's a lot of this. It's kind of cute, kind. 0:43:03.600 --> 0:43:06.360 Of like, but if you break it up with something else, 0:43:07.320 --> 0:43:09.839 it's the giving. It's giving Hawaiian holiday. If you put 0:43:09.840 --> 0:43:13.160 this around a tree with some with the right lighting. 0:43:13.280 --> 0:43:14.839 At least that's how we felt when we I felt 0:43:14.880 --> 0:43:20.880 like I was at a like a tropical like jungle forest. 0:43:22.160 --> 0:43:25.879 Hawaii. The tinsul made you feel like when we were 0:43:26.000 --> 0:43:28.960 when we were when me you and leaf rooms like 0:43:28.960 --> 0:43:30.880 it felt like I was like at a funky seventies 0:43:30.880 --> 0:43:32.720 Hawaiian Luau. 0:43:34.440 --> 0:43:35.160 Holiday party. 0:43:35.200 --> 0:43:38.000 The fact that was five years ago, it's crazy, doesn't 0:43:38.000 --> 0:43:40.040 feel like that long ago that was wild? Where the 0:43:40.040 --> 0:43:43.319 fuck is I'm actually gonna see her this weekend, so 0:43:43.360 --> 0:43:45.200 maybe I'm better to the holiday party. Yeah. 0:43:45.280 --> 0:43:46.600 Yeah, she has to take her shoes off. 0:43:46.880 --> 0:43:48.759 She's got to take your shoes off, because it's so 0:43:48.800 --> 0:43:51.359 interesting what mushroom does to people. How like certain people 0:43:51.400 --> 0:43:53.719 react to things like I will not take these shoes off. 0:43:53.960 --> 0:43:54.439 Get the fuck? 0:43:54.480 --> 0:43:55.759 Why does she keep trying to get me to take 0:43:55.800 --> 0:43:57.680 my shoes off? Why is it the point that I 0:43:57.680 --> 0:44:02.000 take my shoes off? Like, bitch, relax, you're here, you're 0:44:02.040 --> 0:44:05.600 not leaving. That was a good time. I'll never forget 0:44:05.600 --> 0:44:09.120 that holiday party. It was so good that like locked 0:44:09.160 --> 0:44:12.120 our friendship and with leaf forever. I know, it's like 0:44:12.120 --> 0:44:12.880 you're here forever. 0:44:13.040 --> 0:44:17.200 Yeah, so now you're inducted into our family. We've spent 0:44:17.239 --> 0:44:21.000 the holidays together. We did mushrooms together. We've got our superpowers. 0:44:21.000 --> 0:44:25.480 We are superpowers, so and we did It's true, It's 0:44:25.560 --> 0:44:27.400 very true. I'm trying not to shake my head too 0:44:27.440 --> 0:44:35.480 much because the jingles I see you like, oh my goodness. 0:44:35.480 --> 0:44:37.040 But do we need to get a holiday tarot? 0:44:37.239 --> 0:44:38.719 We do? Is a tarot time? 0:44:38.960 --> 0:44:55.120 Yes, Nicholas, it's the tarot and the. 0:44:55.120 --> 0:45:01.799 Tiny elves, Christmas Town, the rock people, the wizards, the fairies, 0:45:02.239 --> 0:45:06.080 and the reindeer. We call on you, maybe marry maybe 0:45:06.160 --> 0:45:10.279 Joyce ho ho ho ha. 0:45:11.680 --> 0:45:13.839 Ah. Who goes there? 0:45:15.680 --> 0:45:22.680 Temperance goes there? Ah? Temperance a temperance card. It's a 0:45:22.719 --> 0:45:27.840 woman with two goblets passing water between them back and forth. 0:45:28.280 --> 0:45:31.279 She also has one foot on land, one foot in water, 0:45:31.400 --> 0:45:35.480 representing balance. Balance. Yes, she looks at peace. She has 0:45:35.600 --> 0:45:39.920 angel wings and a triangle in the center of her heart. 0:45:40.239 --> 0:45:40.959 Wonder what that means? 0:45:40.960 --> 0:45:44.000 A red triangle in the center of her heart. Let's see, okay. 0:45:44.880 --> 0:45:49.240 Temperance is a card for bringing balance, patience, and moderation 0:45:49.360 --> 0:45:52.280 into your life. You're being invited to stabilize your energy 0:45:52.320 --> 0:45:54.319 and to allow the life force to flow through you 0:45:54.400 --> 0:45:58.200 without force or resistance. It's time to recover your flow 0:45:58.280 --> 0:46:01.040 and get your life back into order and balance. This 0:46:01.120 --> 0:46:03.439 card calls on you to remain calm even when life 0:46:03.440 --> 0:46:07.480 feels stressful or frantic. Maintain an even temperament, and manage 0:46:07.520 --> 0:46:11.200 your emotions. You have learned to keep composed stressful situations. 0:46:11.520 --> 0:46:14.040 Little things don't get to you thanks to your seemingly 0:46:14.040 --> 0:46:17.799 abundant source of patience, Your respect for balance and tranquility 0:46:17.880 --> 0:46:20.400 is what will help you achieve and experience fulfillment in 0:46:20.440 --> 0:46:23.319 your life. Temperest asks you to take the middle path 0:46:23.400 --> 0:46:26.440 and accommodate all perspectives. Now is not the time to 0:46:26.480 --> 0:46:30.200 be highly opinionated or controversial. Be the peacekeeper and take 0:46:30.200 --> 0:46:34.480 a balance and moderate approach, avoiding any extremes. Include others 0:46:34.520 --> 0:46:37.200 and bring together diverse groups of people to create harmony 0:46:37.480 --> 0:46:41.000 and cooperation. By working together, you'll collectively leverage the right 0:46:41.040 --> 0:46:46.280 mix of talents, experiences, abilities and skills. I love that. Yes, 0:46:46.400 --> 0:46:47.400 I received that. 0:46:47.400 --> 0:46:50.439 That feels aligned, and I just thought about it today 0:46:50.440 --> 0:46:51.080 as the full moon. 0:46:51.160 --> 0:46:54.760 Actually, oh yeah, so yes, I'm going to call. 0:46:54.600 --> 0:46:58.440 In even more of this energy in this moon of temperance, 0:46:58.560 --> 0:47:05.120 a balance of patience and so deep listening and finding. 0:47:04.880 --> 0:47:14.760 High roads on in every space. An affirmation this week 0:47:16.440 --> 0:47:17.439 that just hopped off. 0:47:18.280 --> 0:47:20.600 Did you see that it doesn't want to be. 0:47:23.560 --> 0:47:25.040 Holiday season? It's temperance. 0:47:25.080 --> 0:47:29.800 She's telling it. 0:47:29.800 --> 0:47:35.080 It's holiday taro affirmation. 0:47:37.080 --> 0:47:42.120 Ho ho ho bitch t is the season to ho ho, 0:47:41.600 --> 0:47:52.000 holiday hose, have holy time, happier endings, holiday hose, happy 0:47:52.920 --> 0:47:59.920 mm hmm, holiway hose and mistletoe holiday hose and mistletoe 0:48:00.040 --> 0:48:09.120 holiday hose and mistletoe. That's beautiful, that's it, okay perfect, which. 0:48:08.880 --> 0:48:12.880 Means basically, fuck it well, happy holidays. 0:48:12.880 --> 0:48:16.080 Try We fucking love you, and don't forget to check 0:48:16.120 --> 0:48:20.160 out our shop. We have holiday gifts for you, guys. 0:48:20.200 --> 0:48:23.080 These are like the perfect gifts for the holiday. 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I used to 0:49:32.840 --> 0:49:35.080 be broken tail, now got the blues in to like 0:49:35.200 --> 0:49:38.440 Beyonce Jasell throat shot or pop in his cow wearing 0:49:38.440 --> 0:49:41.680 our voices patriarch and catch it in the box to what'splois? 0:49:41.800 --> 0:49:44.240 Women put the pe and powers, so what's pointless? 0:49:44.239 --> 0:49:45.319 They want me to be good? 0:49:45.400 --> 0:49:46.880 So I made bad choices. 0:49:47.040 --> 0:49:49.520 Bad mom not a bad mom, but a bad mom. 0:49:49.600 --> 0:49:52.600 Gitter's in on put cannabis in their bath. Bon walked 0:49:52.600 --> 0:49:55.439 in bosses cap and I blew his cat boss hot dog. 0:49:55.560 --> 0:49:57.920 Now I'm immune to the cat called Herbie and. 0:49:57.960 --> 0:50:00.080 No waisted straight to win like a dollar sign. My 0:50:00.120 --> 0:50:01.920 mother ren the lover and saw what it's like a 0:50:02.040 --> 0:50:05.239 water summary. You rent the winter resential, will when the summertime? 0:50:05.400 --> 0:50:07.160 I do what all ain't no one that needs to 0:50:07.239 --> 0:50:07.759 run it by