Speaker 1: Welcome back to Good Mom's Bad Choices today. As you
Speaker 1: can see, it is our holiday episode and we are
Speaker 1: holiday to down, happy holiday bitches. Not that we believe
Speaker 1: in consumerism or the beast, but here we are because
Speaker 1: we have kids and we have to celebrate. And you
Speaker 1: probably do too, because you have family and obligations and
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Speaker 1: And we have our good Dad hoodie.
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Speaker 1: This right here, this is puff paint. Not just puff
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Speaker 1: girth for the big daddy of the house, good Dad's
Speaker 1: big good dad, big strong dad energy.
Speaker 2: There's a hood to put over his head.
Speaker 1: And in the back there's this I'm fine kind of,
Speaker 1: I think I'm okay. Maybe I need a joint, happy
Speaker 1: maybe I had a joint, maybe I did much troops.
Speaker 1: Maybe I'm a good dad.
Speaker 2: Maybe I'm not. No, you are just kidding.
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Speaker 2: Well, can't you see you and your man? You and
Speaker 2: your man.
Speaker 3: Maybe you're co parenting, but but this year you've turned
Speaker 3: to leaf, so now you can attend photo shoots together
Speaker 3: maybe or maybe sporting events were in the same sweatshirt.
Speaker 2: Are we gonna give this to our baby daddy's.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: Maybe it'll just encourage more goodness in your life, so
Speaker 3: you're the good dad, the good mom, or maybe give
Speaker 3: it to your boyfriend who's been there for your kid.
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Speaker 2: We have the good Dad.
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Speaker 2: Welcome back to good Mom's bad choices.
Speaker 1: I'm Erica and I'm Mela, and it's the holidays, bitches.
Speaker 2: How How ho ho ho ho?
Speaker 1: Your favorite holiday hose are in the building. Favorite holiday
Speaker 1: hose are in the building. There's some hoes in this
Speaker 1: there's some hoes in this house. That's a remix the
Speaker 1: day hose Da host Noboddy knows she is a hoe.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm gonna stop. I could really write a hold song.
Speaker 3: You know my singing bag lately writing the hits, bitch.
Speaker 1: Okay, you know what, I got a holiday. It's a
Speaker 1: girl that I follow.
Speaker 3: I fucking love her and like, we don't really know
Speaker 3: each other, but we sort of know each other through
Speaker 3: the Internet for years and years. Her name is Shelby Swain.
Speaker 3: Shout out to Shelby Swayin. She's a Lizzo's hairstylist.
Speaker 1: And she always puts out a holiday hit every fucking holiday.
Speaker 3: You've seen her before, You've seen her before. I know
Speaker 3: that we've seen her holiday music videos before. I'm gonna
Speaker 3: show you she's super She's hilarious.
Speaker 1: I think she's from La too, so she'd be like, yeah,
Speaker 1: Sanna clap bad ass for Sanna cut bad ass.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna have to find her shit because I think
Speaker 3: her song really is called Shaky that ass for sannahs
Speaker 3: to me, not kidding at all, that makes perfect sense
Speaker 3: to me. So shout out to Shelby Swain, and you're
Speaker 3: inspiring me and maybe it's time for me to step up.
Speaker 3: My I just released drop the song once a year
Speaker 3: on the holidays, like Mariah.
Speaker 2: I love Maria Mariah. She just drops the same album
Speaker 2: and it makes millions of dollars. Oh my god, look
Speaker 2: see rat rat Ratchativity.
Speaker 1: This is her holiday one.
Speaker 2: I have heard this.
Speaker 1: She writes this. She wrote it Christmas Time bound sad asses,
Speaker 1: Christmas Time sound sad asses Christmas Time.
Speaker 2: I can hear two shirt on it right now.
Speaker 1: Found sad ass, not bad ass hop shake it, shake it,
Speaker 1: shake it, shake it real fast, Hope Shelby, if you
Speaker 1: want us on the remix were available, here's you.
Speaker 7: Hey a A A A.
Speaker 1: Not California Christmas, that's what said. Oh my god, Yeah,
Speaker 1: she got one for every holiday, every holiday, just Christmas,
Speaker 1: I mean for every This was called and Henny, see,
Speaker 1: I was thinking.
Speaker 2: About that today.
Speaker 1: I was thinking about making us a drink, but then
Speaker 1: you were saying you're not drinking. Was out and passed
Speaker 1: me a cup of a nock, and Haney bitch said,
Speaker 1: and ship.
Speaker 2: Because I'm the badest Okay, anyway, you know the vibes,
Speaker 2: you get the vibes someone.
Speaker 1: I'm definitely getting eggnog and Henny after this, that damn,
Speaker 1: I'm you know that reminded me of a Cali Christmas.
Speaker 1: Reminded me of the time that we decided that we
Speaker 1: were going to take the kids to go take a
Speaker 1: picture with Black Santa Claus. This is like very early
Speaker 1: in our friendship. This is three good moms. Actually we
Speaker 1: had to start with the show. We're still trying to
Speaker 1: figure each other out. Yeah, this is what I actually
Speaker 1: think the story brought us closer together. We went through Yeah,
Speaker 1: I forgot. It was like a little traumatizing, like we
Speaker 1: went through something we were I think the girls might
Speaker 1: have been like two or three, and we're still trying
Speaker 1: to like fill each other out and figure out, like
Speaker 1: mom friendship. So she was like, do you want to
Speaker 1: take the girls to go take a picture of Santa?
Speaker 1: And I was like, well, we should go see the
Speaker 1: Black Sanna. We on go to see Santa. So she
Speaker 1: was like okay. So we met at Crenshaw Mall. First
Speaker 1: had to be formerly known as the Fox Hills Mall.
Speaker 1: Was it Fox?
Speaker 2: So no, we were to Crenshaw Mall.
Speaker 1: I forgot what Fox is not called fox Shales anymore.
Speaker 1: And we waited in line and the girls had their
Speaker 1: Christmas shit on. We have to have to find that
Speaker 1: picture you do, y wres mine. So we put there
Speaker 1: like Christmas shit on. They had to be like two
Speaker 1: or three. We waited in line. First of all, Santa
Speaker 1: had on like stickers over his eyebrows, like gray like
Speaker 1: white stickies. They didn't even try. They could have put
Speaker 1: powder or something. He just had like white stickers over
Speaker 1: his fucking eyebrows. And then so they took their pictures
Speaker 1: and we went to the food court to get soul food,
Speaker 1: because that's what Valley girls do when they go to
Speaker 1: Crenshaw they get soul food or fried fish or something.
Speaker 1: And baby, we started I guess we were walking or no.
Speaker 1: They have like a little a little play area which
Speaker 1: is really not a play area. It's like three it's
Speaker 1: like three park sets that they put inside. And we're
Speaker 1: over there eating our food, and baby we start We
Speaker 1: saw people start running. There was a shooting at the
Speaker 1: Crenshaw mall. They we take our black asses out there
Speaker 1: to take a picture of black Santa, and all I
Speaker 1: see is black people running. Me and Erica picked up
Speaker 1: the kids so fast and started running to like.
Speaker 2: Through the mall all the way to the accident.
Speaker 1: We got like all the way to the car and
Speaker 1: we're like, God, I thought this was a good idea.
Speaker 1: We got our pictures though, and.
Speaker 2: We sure did. Were tried to diversify our Santa Claus looks.
Speaker 1: And then we go back again and take We went
Speaker 1: back and following year, yeah because my baby, because my
Speaker 1: baby daddy came. Yeah, I remember, because we went to
Speaker 1: guesses after I had fried chicken. Do you remember that
Speaker 1: it was one by It was one by Niche's house.
Speaker 1: Oh shit, yeah yeah, And I remember going to get
Speaker 1: fried chicken with you guys, and I was it was
Speaker 1: still like still feeling each other out.
Speaker 3: Maybe I brought him to feel safer, like he'll bring
Speaker 3: a gun.
Speaker 1: Don't worry, my baby Daddy's gonna come this time. We're
Speaker 1: safe this year. The fact that we went back because
Speaker 1: you know what, I kind of refused to stand in
Speaker 1: line or pay for my kid to take a picture
Speaker 1: with white Santa.
Speaker 2: Like, you got me fucked up.
Speaker 1: If you think I'm by a wait line for my
Speaker 1: kid to sit on some white man's lap and take
Speaker 1: a picture, I'd much rather be a strange black man's
Speaker 1: lap that I don't know and put it in refrigerator.
Speaker 1: So yeah, I don't know why that ratchet Callie. Christmas
Speaker 1: song just reminded me of that because I could see
Speaker 1: it in a TV show and that song play that yeah,
Speaker 1: because yeah, I'll never forget that. I was like, damn,
Speaker 1: this what you try to do. I was thinking of
Speaker 1: a thing.
Speaker 3: I was thinking of having, like a mushroom holiday party
Speaker 3: at my house.
Speaker 1: That's what we were talking about having. Because I was
Speaker 1: talking to Leaf Leaf about it. We're like, we gotta
Speaker 1: run that back.
Speaker 3: I think we should have one at my house and
Speaker 3: just we should all just take mushrooms.
Speaker 2: We can lay around and we have to put it
Speaker 2: in the jacuzzie.
Speaker 1: And I had to put Christmas lights and huge colors
Speaker 1: on the Christmas tres. You guys, if you don't know,
Speaker 1: psilocybin and Christmas or holiday shit just go together. So
Speaker 1: in case you didn't know, psilocybmin and holiday shit go together.
Speaker 1: It's just how it was birthed.
Speaker 3: Okay, it's very true. Just just try it. You'll see
Speaker 3: it doesn't make sense, but it does makes perfect as.
Speaker 1: Soon as you can. As soon as the psilocybin hits,
Speaker 1: you're gonna be like, oh, you're gonna look at the
Speaker 1: fucking Christmas tree and.
Speaker 2: Be like yeah, it'd be like, yeah, it's perfect.
Speaker 1: You have to have all the holiday fixings, including like
Speaker 1: hot apple cider and an outside area, and maybe you
Speaker 1: should make what if we can make psilocybin hot chocolate,
Speaker 1: like melt the chocolates down and put it with like
Speaker 1: some cream.
Speaker 2: Like that's how we take it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, or peppermint tea. I'm drinking peppermint tea right now.
Speaker 1: It's giving very Christmas. Yeah, I know it's eggnog season.
Speaker 2: Do you like eggnog?
Speaker 1: I do?
Speaker 2: Actually I do too. Not a lot of people like eggnog.
Speaker 1: But do you like eggnog? And they even have a
Speaker 1: like an almond, like a dairy alternative one at trigger?
Speaker 1: Oh they do.
Speaker 2: I mean that's what I would have to drink. I
Speaker 2: can't drink the other shed I'll up, But I don't.
Speaker 2: I think it's just egg is there there is is?
Speaker 2: I think there's like heavy whipping cream or there's something
Speaker 2: heavy in there.
Speaker 1: I like Coquito, but within in California, and there's no
Speaker 1: Puerto Ricans, so we never get it.
Speaker 2: There's any Puerto Ricans in La.
Speaker 1: If you're a Puerto Rican, you're in the La area,
Speaker 1: can you dm us please please.
Speaker 2: Dm good mom's bad choices.
Speaker 3: We are on the search for coquito, preferably at my
Speaker 3: holiday party, so that I can we can fill a
Speaker 3: I would like to.
Speaker 2: I will pay you to fill a tub. Not a tub.
Speaker 3: What are those things called, you know, the dispenser drink
Speaker 3: the big thing, Yeah, dispenser of these.
Speaker 1: I can even come if you if you bring the coquito,
Speaker 1: you can come to the party.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because that shit is bombed and it's so it's
Speaker 2: so much.
Speaker 1: It's I like coqia, I like ignong. I like have
Speaker 1: you ever had Bailey's and Bourbon?
Speaker 2: Bailey's and Bourbon?
Speaker 1: Yes, Jack and Bailey's is really good on the rocks.
Speaker 1: It's like a after dinner drink. I also like hot hotties.
Speaker 1: I do go and I like old fashions. Oh, I
Speaker 1: feel like the holidays are made for old Yeah, the
Speaker 1: holidays are.
Speaker 2: Made December January, we get in our whiskey bag.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Whiskey is where like bourbon and whiskey. This is when,
Speaker 1: like November December January, that's where we start drinking brown
Speaker 1: because it's frigid aka fifty seven degrees. Although I mean
Speaker 1: tequila's around. Tequila's good for any time, any place, and
Speaker 1: mescal too. I feel like it's a very holiday smoky
Speaker 1: sitting by the fire.
Speaker 2: This is how you know we're fucking getting old.
Speaker 1: So my holiday drink show for the holidays, I'm actually
Speaker 1: switching out tequila for whiskey right now, putting tequila away
Speaker 1: in the back cabinet. Me and Atlanta've already starts. We
Speaker 1: found that there's a bar by our house. I was
Speaker 1: gonna say the bar, but that might be too much information.
Speaker 1: And they do the old fashion on tap. Oh, and
Speaker 1: it's that ship is strong as fun.
Speaker 3: Is it like bubbly like because it's on tap now
Speaker 3: it's it's regular.
Speaker 1: But the ship is like I'm pretty sure it has
Speaker 1: been ninety eight proof. All you really need is one.
Speaker 1: If you get to you're going to be really be
Speaker 1: out here, out of here. And we'll walk across the
Speaker 1: street and we'll get it. And it's outside and shaped
Speaker 1: like a barrel. So it kind of feels like you're
Speaker 1: supposed to be exactly what you're talking about.
Speaker 2: Go bye today. I thought it was closed. I thought
Speaker 2: it was on the corner, and then I was like,
Speaker 2: oh wait, no, it's like a little bit it's.
Speaker 1: There, And they have like a little fire airy, a
Speaker 1: little fire pit.
Speaker 2: So I've never been inside. It looks maybe it's time time.
Speaker 1: Do you want to do you want to get old
Speaker 1: fashion because I know, let's go, let's go get it
Speaker 1: on tap. But yeah, if you are young and one
Speaker 1: holiday drink, these are the drinks. Oh but apple cider
Speaker 1: and tequila goverally well together too.
Speaker 3: Apple side are well, yes, because apple juice and tequila together,
Speaker 3: and Hennessy and Hennessy and apple juice. I feel like
Speaker 3: apple juice kind of just goes well with everything. It
Speaker 3: goes good with vodka, it goes good with tequila. I
Speaker 3: feel like it's going good with whiskey. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: maybe you're not gen. No gen would be good. Good
Speaker 3: with Gen Tennessee. And apple juice is some real nigga shit.
Speaker 3: I remember it's like early two thousands nigga shit.
Speaker 2: I feel like my nipple keeps falling off and I
Speaker 2: really needed to stay. Maybe you're in balance.
Speaker 1: Mean I don't know that. Maybe the spirits are telling
Speaker 1: you the balance that needs to happen, like my left side,
Speaker 1: like my masculine Maybe so, according to my calculations, when
Speaker 1: the when the sticker falls off your left nipple.
Speaker 2: It means you are unbalanced.
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Speaker 1: the fuck is wrong with you. I have on Christmas Tree,
Speaker 1: I'm jingling.
Speaker 2: Can you hear that? The microphone?
Speaker 1: Orlando.
Speaker 2: I'll try to stay more still, but also holiday.
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Speaker 1: hardest thing about the holidays. I feel like there's always
Speaker 1: like the duality of fuck consumerism, fuck this holiday, fuck
Speaker 1: all that bullshit, and then there's also like joy, joy children,
Speaker 1: Charlie children laughing, and of course Mariah Carey, who always
Speaker 1: makes this season feel just right.
Speaker 2: Well that brings me to our bad choice of the week.
Speaker 8: Bad mom, not a bad mom, but a bad mom
Speaker 8: so good.
Speaker 1: How live?
Speaker 3: Because I feel like my bad choice of the week
Speaker 3: this week was going to the dollar tree and buying
Speaker 3: all this shit because I was just like I called
Speaker 3: you meal mich so are we tapping into consumerism or not?
Speaker 2: And what does that mean? I was like, are we
Speaker 2: going festive?
Speaker 1: Like how festive are we going? Like?
Speaker 3: I don't know, but I have to say, like I
Speaker 3: think my I think my toxic trade is that I
Speaker 3: really enjoy.
Speaker 1: Maybe it's not toxic, but I really enjoy. I feel
Speaker 1: like the last two to three maybe like the last.
Speaker 3: Four years, I've gotten really into like decorating my house
Speaker 3: holiday style. Not as intense as like say, like my
Speaker 3: mother or my dad's wife, but I'm all the way
Speaker 3: and every time I go to my mom's or I
Speaker 3: go to like someone's house that's very festive, Like I
Speaker 3: like it.
Speaker 1: It feels good. I mean, it's fun. It's fun to
Speaker 1: decorate the house. You know, it makes sense. We are
Speaker 1: costume bitches. We like Halloween, so in any sense, when
Speaker 1: there's a theme, we're gonna go all out. Yeah that's
Speaker 1: the problem, not the problem, it's it's fun. I also
Speaker 1: think we should take the kids ice skating at downtown
Speaker 1: Live ye Live. Yeah, even a just gonna fallow their
Speaker 1: fucking faces because ice skating is really hard.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've never been there before, I've never done that. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that might be fun totally not into symmerism or.
Speaker 1: No holily shit, we don't funk with the heart. I
Speaker 1: don't do holidays, stem are. I feel like we have
Speaker 1: to the fucked up thing about this season's holiday shit,
Speaker 1: you have to like check. I was like buying stuff
Speaker 1: for Thanksgiving but not really but I always want stuffing,
Speaker 1: so I always make a full meal. And I was like,
Speaker 1: don't get stovers. Don't get stover stuffing. And I was like, wait,
Speaker 1: let me let me google it. I was like, never mind,
Speaker 1: stovers is okay.
Speaker 2: Wait, like svers like the racist everything, I'm like craft
Speaker 2: mac and cheese.
Speaker 1: No, don't get that. Wait, I have to google everybody
Speaker 1: and their political fucking endorsements or else. I'm supporting the beast,
Speaker 1: so at least I've been trying to kind of google.
Speaker 1: Hopefully Dollar Tree isn't a part of the problem, but
Speaker 1: you know who is a part of AT and T.
Speaker 1: I saw that they're doing, like are they removing their
Speaker 1: DEI programming or something? Oh, I saw that too.
Speaker 3: And also they're like have to pay a bunch of
Speaker 3: money to people for security breach. I've been seeing this
Speaker 3: ad run all over and you have AT and G
Speaker 3: like you can you can join the five billion dollar
Speaker 3: security breach. I sent it to Camra like, do you
Speaker 3: have AT d's Like, yes, I was a care take
Speaker 3: this I think I had.
Speaker 1: Did I have AT and T?
Speaker 2: I've never had AT and T I had back. Have
Speaker 2: you had any of like fraud on accounts because it
Speaker 2: could be from AT and T?
Speaker 1: Probably Okay, Well, I don't believe. I don't believe in
Speaker 1: paying any of these corporations back. Like if I've I've
Speaker 1: opened AT and T money from like two thousand and six,
Speaker 1: You're never getting it. Ever. I'll change my name, I'll
Speaker 1: get it's not your credit, I'll put it in my
Speaker 1: I don't think so, I'll put on my friends. And
Speaker 1: I'm not even revolting. And meanwhile, your credit is declining
Speaker 1: every year. It's funny you say that I just got
Speaker 1: my credit fixed and viving. Actually good, I can get
Speaker 1: anything out. Congratulations. Yeah, send that over. Maybe we'll put
Speaker 1: it in a discord. Does anybody need their credit fixed?
Speaker 1: You know, because I've had a Remember I had a
Speaker 1: really bad experience where the bitch was lying, she had
Speaker 1: all my credit information and bitch was acting like she
Speaker 1: was on TV. This fucking bitch every time I see
Speaker 1: her because she's always around, I always want to punch
Speaker 1: her in Then I still think I will if I
Speaker 1: see her in public. Have you addressed her? I have?
Speaker 2: And then she still likes my pictures? Like, bitch, fuck you?
Speaker 1: Why are you this bitch? Because I have to keep
Speaker 1: my eye went I out, I find her and punch
Speaker 1: her in the face because she was lying. I was
Speaker 1: trying to get in contact with her about my credit.
Speaker 1: She was like, I'm on She was like, oh, so
Speaker 1: and so is on set.
Speaker 2: I'm like, she's not on set for a week.
Speaker 1: Who called and said she like her fake assistant call me?
Speaker 1: I God, I want to I can't wait till I
Speaker 1: see he I'm gonna see her too, because I'm talking
Speaker 1: about it. You know I'm a witch. Wait till I
Speaker 1: see her, and you're gonna be with me, and you're
Speaker 1: gonna and I hope you ready to get in front
Speaker 1: of you know I'm ready.
Speaker 2: You know I'm ready now.
Speaker 1: Just talking about holiday drinks and then going.
Speaker 2: Straight into fighting a bitch.
Speaker 1: I'm not too I'm not too healed to not fight
Speaker 1: a bitch to play with my time and my money.
Speaker 1: There's a couple of I got two or three of
Speaker 1: you on the list, bitch, and you're never gonna.
Speaker 2: Be cleared until I get until I see you. Hell he.
Speaker 1: Do you have anybody on the list that you still
Speaker 1: would fight right now?
Speaker 2: As just me? Absolutely?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: How many people? Like what was it over? Immediately thought
Speaker 2: of one person.
Speaker 1: Like like, as soon as I see you, bitch, you
Speaker 1: gonna catch.
Speaker 3: My fat And then there's probably two people on that list.
Speaker 3: I've like, I've let a few people off. They've they've
Speaker 3: they're not they're not as important. But there's two specific
Speaker 3: ones that could get it me too.
Speaker 1: There's too that bitch from the credit and this other
Speaker 1: bitch who I let move in with me and moved
Speaker 1: out on the first and didn't say anything. I'll also
Speaker 1: still be your ass when I see you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, mine's my ex best friend who told my baby
Speaker 3: daddy I got my titties dead.
Speaker 2: Why should tell him that?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: But then this nigga was like trying to act like
Speaker 3: he didn't have to give me no money for IRI
Speaker 3: because I had money to buy a titties.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was like, well he was gonna see them
Speaker 1: and no, anyway, like he doesn't know your titties.
Speaker 2: I don't know, but some kind of my money, nigga.
Speaker 1: And also, what the fuck these are my titties?
Speaker 2: I remember that friend? I mean I think I ever
Speaker 2: met her. I just remember you guys got into it,
Speaker 2: which she went on tour with him. I remember that
Speaker 2: was yeah, but what was her job?
Speaker 1: Bitch?
Speaker 2: I don't fucking know. Okay, I'm still mad at you, bitch.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not over it, but I wish you the best.
Speaker 1: This is about healed holiday season. We're here, We're mature,
Speaker 1: we don't fight. Come to our treat totally heal.
Speaker 2: We don't fight, we sage. Do you have a lighter
Speaker 2: over there? No, damn, we haven't got no matches.
Speaker 1: We have like branded matches, but nowhere to be found on.
Speaker 2: So are you buying Luna Christmas gifts? If so, what
Speaker 2: does she want? Oh? Like, oh that was great?
Speaker 1: This is my problem. Does anyone else have this problem?
Speaker 1: I don't know if it's a d D or what
Speaker 1: it is. Like I have all these great ideas and
Speaker 1: then when it's time like execute them, like right now,
Speaker 1: the problem is I still haven't bought her birthday gifts. Okay,
Speaker 1: to your to your credit. We just got back in town.
Speaker 1: We're still like literally rejesting. Thanks for saying I was
Speaker 1: really feeling bad.
Speaker 2: You've been playing her birthday gift? Is her birthday party?
Speaker 2: First of all?
Speaker 3: Okay, that was yeah, I think I started doing that
Speaker 3: with Iri. I was like, this is I think I
Speaker 3: got her like one or two gifts. Maybe you want
Speaker 3: a birthday party or not?
Speaker 2: Okay, that's how I feel.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, so I'm making her a birthday party that
Speaker 1: We're going taking ten children to the movies.
Speaker 2: She's having a steak dinner. But speaking wh can you say,
Speaker 2: did you said an invite or something? Because I sent
Speaker 2: it to you? You did?
Speaker 1: I think so? In Thailand? Oh okay with the look. Okay,
Speaker 1: So I always struggle between I want to buy her
Speaker 1: things and surprise her, and also like do I take
Speaker 1: her with me and just let her pick it out
Speaker 1: because you're gonna like the ship, and also like you know,
Speaker 1: I I just always sometimes I remember to do it
Speaker 1: in time. Sometimes I'm behind, and most of the times
Speaker 1: I'm behind, and I feel really bad. And it's like
Speaker 1: the twenty sixth and I'm like trying to get Christmas together.
Speaker 1: But I'm also the product of my parents who didn't
Speaker 1: really go all out for Christmas, so I try to
Speaker 1: be different than them, but in my bones and my DNA,
Speaker 1: I'm still like very much like not a gift person,
Speaker 1: and I procrastinate. So today, actually I'm going to the
Speaker 1: mall to buy her some clothes because she needs clothes
Speaker 1: and she's growing fast as fuck and she's running my pants,
Speaker 1: and so I'm gonna probably try and get a few
Speaker 1: things for Christmas and a few things for her birthday.
Speaker 1: And I also don't want to support Amazon, but that's
Speaker 1: the easiest fucking one.
Speaker 2: Maybe just take her to the mall.
Speaker 3: Maybe get her a gift card so she can go
Speaker 3: to I think our kids are at the age now
Speaker 3: where they want to like pick out our shit. Maybe
Speaker 3: get her a gift card she can go, you guys
Speaker 3: and have like little shopping day together.
Speaker 1: Also, like the mall is such a thing of the past.
Speaker 2: Like I don't even really go to the mall, which
Speaker 2: mam are going to? That's one we're here?
Speaker 1: No I Fashion Square, No because one time? Have you
Speaker 1: been there a lot recently? No, girl, there's nothing in there.
Speaker 1: That's why I don't go. But four years ago I
Speaker 1: went to the mall with fucking Crin Stephens.
Speaker 2: And like I remember this. My dreams came true.
Speaker 1: I was hanging out. I went on a hike with her.
Speaker 1: You went to the lall.
Speaker 2: We're like, hang out with Krinn Hello.
Speaker 1: Me and my bestie bye. But she's not besties with anyone,
Speaker 1: only like once a year, so you be your bestie.
Speaker 2: Anyway, we went to the mall.
Speaker 1: We had a great fucking time at Century City Mall
Speaker 1: and I haven't been back since, and I've been meeting.
Speaker 3: That mall is for consumerism, that mall is epic, that
Speaker 3: mall is intense.
Speaker 2: And then and then I was thinking about going today
Speaker 2: by myself, and I.
Speaker 1: Was like, you're gonna overwhelmed the I don't know if
Speaker 1: we should go there. Let's go it'sll let's.
Speaker 2: Like baby stuff.
Speaker 1: I literally told myself, you can't handle that.
Speaker 2: You can't make any decisions.
Speaker 1: So which wait, which mall are gonna go to? Panca?
Speaker 2: I still want to go to Central City.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, maybe don't smoke too much before you go
Speaker 1: with a clear mind, Maybe do some research first, because
Speaker 1: I'm huge. It is right and they're all there is
Speaker 1: some good stuff in there. So specifically the Honey Burdette Show,
Speaker 1: Honey Bernadette or whatever, I'm not going in there. Crazy
Speaker 1: hit me that fucking as I went in there one time.
Speaker 1: It spent six hundred dollars and I was like, dumb,
Speaker 1: it's dumb, but hey, my lingerie. A few men see
Speaker 1: that lingerie amount of money. Niggas and that linger at
Speaker 1: a time, Hey.
Speaker 2: I look at this. You wish you could touch this,
Speaker 2: don't you listen that lingerie?
Speaker 1: And Orlando was like, I really don't like the it's
Speaker 1: very utilitary and I want the ones that are soft.
Speaker 1: I was like, look, you know, you don't get to true.
Speaker 1: This makes me feel good, I know. And then the
Speaker 1: bitch sold me to Bras instead of the panty and
Speaker 1: that really pissed me off.
Speaker 2: To Oh when you got home, you opened it and
Speaker 2: it was that's annoying.
Speaker 1: And then she also sold me the stockings, and the
Speaker 1: stockings that were in nude were like your color. I'm like,
Speaker 1: why the fun would and she girl was black? God,
Speaker 1: why the fuck would you? Did you go back?
Speaker 2: No, because I don't like to go back.
Speaker 1: To the mall.
Speaker 2: Carl that's there. Too expensive to not go back.
Speaker 3: Anyway, there's probably some more affordable black owned lingerie companies.
Speaker 1: Matter of fact, if you know any.
Speaker 2: There is a black owned the one that had all
Speaker 2: those nudes. It's called like Lovely or Levey.
Speaker 1: Oh, I think I know what you're talking about. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think we reach out to them and ask them
Speaker 1: to give U stuff and they said no.
Speaker 3: Black owned, brown owned lingerie. If you know any, drop
Speaker 3: them in the comments so that we can find them,
Speaker 3: because I would love to support them.
Speaker 2: Fenty it's love Vera shop, love Vera Vera. Yeah, she
Speaker 2: has cute stuff. She's in Los Angeles. Actually, because I'm
Speaker 2: not a big fan of fenty.
Speaker 1: It's like hit or miss, Like there's a few pieces
Speaker 1: here and there, but it's not my favorite.
Speaker 2: Mom, I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 1: But I am a big fan of like Holiday Lingerie.
Speaker 1: I really feel if I had to pick who I
Speaker 1: archetype Holiday like alter Ego is, it's like a mix
Speaker 1: between Ryah Carey and.
Speaker 2: Like Little Kimo Mulan Rouge the Remix. Oh yeah, like
Speaker 2: Little kimal Androge.
Speaker 1: You know I really like I really like like Santa Baby,
Speaker 1: like the cute see you like you like frills. I
Speaker 1: like frills and bows and I do like that, So
Speaker 1: I like put me in leather. I mean I like
Speaker 1: leather too's three six five, put a Santa hat on
Speaker 1: me and red lipstick? Yeah, I do like that. So
Speaker 1: who is your holiday ho ho ho alter ego? What
Speaker 1: would like? What would it be? I just told you, Oh,
Speaker 1: red lipstick with the holiday ho hat on Okay, I
Speaker 1: got it, and a whip like a whip like a
Speaker 1: whip like I just feel like it's Yeah, it's like
Speaker 1: Dominatrix time.
Speaker 3: I don't know why the holiday gives you that, like
Speaker 3: wrap this ship up because I'm not really I'm not
Speaker 3: really like a frilly like a frilly type of lingerie girl.
Speaker 2: But I don't know.
Speaker 1: Maybe you can do some red leather, some red leather.
Speaker 2: Red lip is always nice. I could do.
Speaker 3: I could see myself doing a little apron like we're
Speaker 3: baking cookies tonight.
Speaker 1: Well, because Sanda's boots are always leather and he always
Speaker 1: has that whip, So I see where it gets.
Speaker 3: That's maybe that's where it's coming from, because it's giving, like, yeah,
Speaker 3: I run this ship and you're the reindeer, let me ride.
Speaker 1: You'll be the reindeer. God put a red nose on him,
Speaker 1: and you know there were some air antlers at Dollar Story.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna have to run those back. I think we
Speaker 3: got them those.
Speaker 1: I was gonna give them to Iri, but maybe a
Speaker 1: double like a double is both, let me give you
Speaker 1: to you first. Bap. Maybe I didn't need to do
Speaker 1: like a role play like a Santa. You're the Santa
Speaker 1: and he's the reindeer. Is he gonna talk or is
Speaker 1: he just like maybe he's not around shut it and
Speaker 1: he's on a leash. Good boy, that's right, Rudolph. I
Speaker 1: don't know what sound Rudolph makes here. I don't know.
Speaker 1: They don't think.
Speaker 2: I don't think they make sounds. Okay, you just look
Speaker 2: cute and adorable and vulnerable. Do you have any sexy
Speaker 2: holiday horse stories?
Speaker 1: Not off the top of my head.
Speaker 3: I mean, I for sure have had sex around the holidays.
Speaker 3: I definitely was fucking around the holidays. I'm trying to think,
Speaker 3: do you.
Speaker 6: Ah who stories?
Speaker 1: I did have a holiday horse story one time when
Speaker 1: I was living in Atlanta, you know, like I worked
Speaker 1: at the Marriott, so the holiday party was popping. They
Speaker 1: had the whole banquet room, they had open bar so like,
Speaker 1: and we worked at the so it was a bunch
Speaker 1: of alcoholics anyway, So it was like the holiday party
Speaker 1: was like the time to really get fucked up and
Speaker 1: eat for free. It was like reparations for all year.
Speaker 1: So we got super fucked up. We went to like
Speaker 1: the karaoke place after the whole staff. I think we
Speaker 1: got so fucked up.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: First of all, my best friend Mirror got pulled over,
Speaker 1: but not really because she must have pulled herself over
Speaker 1: and ended up like at the hospital. It was like
Speaker 1: some hangover shore and she was like, they didn't give
Speaker 1: me a dui though, because apparently I had pulled over,
Speaker 1: but I'm at the hospital.
Speaker 2: I was like, you're at the hospital.
Speaker 1: And then I ended up taking home the very of
Speaker 1: age but young bar back and like driving to his
Speaker 1: house and like some like Union City, southern area of Atlanta,
Speaker 1: and like he had like two roommates we lived in
Speaker 1: the house.
Speaker 2: Butit like he was young.
Speaker 1: He had to be like nineteen, and I was probably
Speaker 1: like twenty five or twenty six at the time.
Speaker 2: Was like that I was being a cougar and we
Speaker 2: were so fucked up.
Speaker 1: But I remember just feeling like so powerful because he
Speaker 1: was like in awe of me because I was older,
Speaker 1: older and cooler, but we were just so fucked up
Speaker 1: and I was just doing have nasty stuff.
Speaker 2: And the next day I woke up with the fucking
Speaker 2: bar back, and I.
Speaker 1: Was like, why the fuck did I sleep with my coworker?
Speaker 1: My friend con friends calling me talk about she's at
Speaker 1: the hospital. You know, just holiday party shit. But those
Speaker 1: were the times. Oh my god, I love a good
Speaker 1: holiday party. Man.
Speaker 3: That makes me think of actually a holiday host story
Speaker 3: that I have. One of this was in college, Like
Speaker 3: I went to New York. I was already in college
Speaker 3: in New York and then I used to be in
Speaker 3: love with this nigga who went.
Speaker 2: To UCLA and he was a football player. How did
Speaker 2: I know him?
Speaker 3: I think you probably might know him. I think I
Speaker 3: knew him in high school. Yeah, my senior year I
Speaker 3: met him. And then he went to UCLA, and so
Speaker 3: he invited me to like one of those ucs actually
Speaker 3: went to USC.
Speaker 2: So he invited me. No, he went to Ucla.
Speaker 3: But this happened at the USC party, which I don't
Speaker 3: even know why he would be at, but it was
Speaker 3: a holiday party, and so we dressed up, dressed up.
Speaker 2: I was like miss Santa Claus.
Speaker 3: And I was looking fine as hale that day I
Speaker 3: had like mine, I was sure, it was sexy.
Speaker 1: We a wardrobe party?
Speaker 2: Are you just decided to know it was?
Speaker 3: It was a it was a costume party, maybe because
Speaker 3: I probably would have just dressed up as fucking miss
Speaker 3: Santa Claus.
Speaker 2: And he was just a fucking asshole. God. This is
Speaker 2: when I didn't have a lot of self respect.
Speaker 3: He invited me, but he was there, he was still
Speaker 3: like there with another bitch. Like I got all dressed up,
Speaker 3: like I was in the mirror looking like, oh yeah, sad.
Speaker 2: Night, I'm gonna take him down on this outfit.
Speaker 3: And then I got there and he was like just
Speaker 3: like I could just tell he was playing like he
Speaker 3: had like invited a few girls.
Speaker 1: Anyway. I was like, fuck that, I'm gonna get to
Speaker 1: him first. And so now I'm gonna get to him first. Yeah, crazy,
Speaker 1: I was gonna lock this nigga down first. I didn't
Speaker 1: want to fuck after them. I don't know, I didn't
Speaker 1: know what was gonna happen, but I was like, all
Speaker 1: I know is that this nigga's coming back with me.
Speaker 1: And I remember I pulled him into the bathroom and
Speaker 1: he fucked me over. This was so gross too, because
Speaker 1: it's like one.
Speaker 3: Of those frat houses and the bathroom is not clean. Okay,
Speaker 3: like it's like how it's like college clean. I remember
Speaker 3: that specifically, being like this is not, this is not
Speaker 3: But I did it and it was amazing at the time.
Speaker 2: But now looking back, I'm like.
Speaker 1: We were just like I got him first one zerru.
Speaker 3: I feel like back then, niggas were just pumping. Anyway,
Speaker 3: he just like pumped and I had.
Speaker 2: No skill set, no sexual skill set, skill set, but.
Speaker 3: Anyway, yeah, no, I remember that after we finished, I
Speaker 3: walked out and then like some one of the girls
Speaker 3: was there looking and I remember like looking at her
Speaker 3: like yeah, bitch, yeah.
Speaker 1: Santa outfit in my Santa outphit.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, you know what.
Speaker 3: And recently I went to go look for him because
Speaker 3: I have I'd like to go look for ex boyfriends
Speaker 3: from like way back in the day.
Speaker 1: Did I tell you that one of like my the
Speaker 1: guy who took my.
Speaker 2: Virginity reached out to me? No?
Speaker 3: Maybe, God, remember I told you, like he went missing
Speaker 3: and I've been able to find I think I've talked
Speaker 3: about it on the show, like I haven't been able
Speaker 3: to find him ever again, and.
Speaker 2: Then recently he reached out.
Speaker 1: I think he can tell me this, And he was
Speaker 1: just like you thought he went something had happened to him.
Speaker 2: But he was just like I thought he was dead.
Speaker 2: He's like an Arizona or something. He's been here all.
Speaker 1: Along, but I don't know that's to be seen.
Speaker 2: Then he went to prison. That's what I was thinking,
Speaker 2: you know. He suggested to be meet up, and I
Speaker 2: was like, I told she cam about it. I was like,
Speaker 2: I'm like, how do you feel about this? Is this
Speaker 2: ad idea you're I'm curious about shit.
Speaker 1: I don't want to know. I'm like, maybe you could
Speaker 1: do a zoom and zoom better.
Speaker 3: I just want to know where you've been. And I
Speaker 3: got a few questions and I need to look you
Speaker 3: in the eye for a moment. So now it's you, wait,
Speaker 3: how did I get to there? He that boyfriend?
Speaker 2: There was another one? Oh him?
Speaker 1: You see the hell? Yeah?
Speaker 3: God, it's such a shame that like some of the
Speaker 3: guys that I thought were so fine are not aging.
Speaker 2: They generally don't.
Speaker 1: It's like the guys you thought were so fine are
Speaker 1: generally not still cool or fine.
Speaker 2: I was like, for real, and I was looking at
Speaker 2: his Wait on, so you found him?
Speaker 3: I did, and he's I mean, he's happily married and
Speaker 3: has kids. But I was like, couldn't be me, And
Speaker 3: now he's gonna make up to you.
Speaker 2: Every day's not gonna be me. Wasn't gonna be me.
Speaker 1: But like at the time, when you're that young, you're like,
Speaker 1: this is my he could be my husband. He's so disrespectfully.
Speaker 1: I won he could be he invited to be, but
Speaker 1: just the holiday party. But I still love him. I
Speaker 1: won he could be my husband.
Speaker 2: It's the delude.
Speaker 1: He had blue eye, like greenish blue eyes, light skin,
Speaker 1: tall football Are you kidding? Now you have full him up?
Speaker 1: Not gonna fine, not gonna see him. I'll show you now.
Speaker 1: I must see him. Yeah, I know. That's so that's
Speaker 1: it's so interesting the things we do just to do them.
Speaker 2: That that young barback boy. He ended up having a baby.
Speaker 1: With one of the other girls at the hotel who
Speaker 1: was like a manager. Damn. The story continues like married
Speaker 1: together and so happy. But he was a fine, young
Speaker 1: little little thing.
Speaker 2: He's so fine. But that's rare. I mean, this was
Speaker 2: not in high school.
Speaker 1: This was I was an adult. I mean, maybe he's
Speaker 1: still kind of fine. I don't know.
Speaker 2: It's just I just was like, oh, yeah, here, here
Speaker 2: he is.
Speaker 1: Actually he knows you know someone else we know. No, girl, vie, No,
Speaker 1: it's not. I just can't like it's not like try
Speaker 1: don't work like trust me.
Speaker 2: I guess you know what.
Speaker 3: I was like saying that casually the other day, like
Speaker 3: sometimes just say random shit to hope that it sticks
Speaker 3: in her head.
Speaker 2: You know, Like my mom said.
Speaker 1: That you're gonna gonna be fine in ten years, and
Speaker 1: it's true.
Speaker 2: Don't worry.
Speaker 3: Half the people that are you think are cool right
Speaker 3: now are gonna be so uncool.
Speaker 2: Don't worry. It's so true.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So, anyway, he looks just like a guy I had
Speaker 3: to crush on to imagine him like nineteen.
Speaker 2: I know you in the day did everything.
Speaker 1: He hit his peak in like twenty one for sure.
Speaker 2: Who am I I know?
Speaker 1: Fine ass bitch, that's what it is. You know. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna say I've had I have fortunate jeans aging jeans. Jeans.
Speaker 3: Thank you God, thank you for blessing me with divinely
Speaker 3: youthful jeans.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, thank you God.
Speaker 1: That's a true gratitude because not everybody can do it
Speaker 1: every aging so gracefully. No, wait, didn't you have a
Speaker 1: holiday like parties? I did?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 2: Okay, So.
Speaker 3: I was looking up some holiday horror stories and not horror.
Speaker 2: I guess this is more just hilarious.
Speaker 1: And what the hell is it?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 3: So I don't know if any of y'all have any
Speaker 3: holiday horror stories or any office horror stories.
Speaker 2: But if you do, can you please send them?
Speaker 3: Make sure you go to good Momsbad Choices dot com
Speaker 3: and you can hit the contact us and write in
Speaker 3: your holiday horror stories and we'll read them live.
Speaker 2: This is one.
Speaker 3: It's called inappropriate charade. So we were all playing a
Speaker 3: sort of charades game at the holiday party when one
Speaker 3: of my coworkers got the word nut. Instead of pretending
Speaker 3: to be a squirrel or something simple, she pretended to
Speaker 3: perform fillatio in front of our three bosses. They were
Speaker 3: good sports about it, everyone laughed, But what the fuck?
Speaker 2: Not all three bosses had holiday drinks.
Speaker 1: Yeah, when you get I mean, I might have been
Speaker 1: this you never. I'm not gonna lie like it sounds
Speaker 1: like it's giving us every.
Speaker 2: Time you mix.
Speaker 1: Like alcohol and professionalism is just never gonna go good together.
Speaker 1: That's why the holiday party is kind of like a
Speaker 1: disaster waiting to happen.
Speaker 2: You're getting too comfortable, like always a disaster.
Speaker 1: So it always does something inappropriate, like you're wearing your
Speaker 1: pedestrian clothes, like.
Speaker 2: You can't do it.
Speaker 1: It's never a good mix, like you probably neither get
Speaker 1: in and get out, or this person still signs your
Speaker 1: check at the end of the day.
Speaker 2: It's too risky.
Speaker 1: I don't it can't. It can't be like removed, it
Speaker 1: can't be deleted from your from your records.
Speaker 3: But it's almost like if, if, if there was a
Speaker 3: better time, this is like, this is the time at
Speaker 3: the holiday party.
Speaker 1: It's the end of the year. I'm not gonna see
Speaker 1: your niggas for two weeks. A lot of shit has happened.
Speaker 1: It's a hall here and fuck you, Bob, fuck you up,
Speaker 1: hate you, I hate you. Just kidding. Merry Christmas, Just kidding,
Speaker 1: just kidding.
Speaker 2: Everyone relaxed, you know.
Speaker 1: Corporate.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm glad that we don't have a corporate job.
Speaker 1: But yeah we should have a dinner, Yeah we should
Speaker 1: with the crew.
Speaker 3: I'm like, let's make the mushroom holiday party. Oh, the
Speaker 3: corporate dinner. Yeah, right, does not make sense. Yeah, it's
Speaker 3: totally fine. You don't have to take them. You know,
Speaker 3: you could just show up. It's plant medicine. I don't
Speaker 3: even know what you're talking about.
Speaker 2: Take what our holiday party has mushrooms at it, that's
Speaker 2: fat and weed, always weed. And all of these decorations
Speaker 2: are going to be there, all of them. We're going
Speaker 2: to transfer them there.
Speaker 1: I was like, well, I figured we could like at
Speaker 1: least take some home and yeah them around and shit,
Speaker 1: you just got me going. I'm like, oh, yeah, well,
Speaker 1: let me tell your dollar stores. There's a lot going on.
Speaker 1: It's a lot of this tinsel type shit.
Speaker 2: Okay, there's a lot of this. It's kind of cute, kind.
Speaker 3: Of like, but if you break it up with something else,
Speaker 3: it's the giving. It's giving Hawaiian holiday. If you put
Speaker 3: this around a tree with some with the right lighting.
Speaker 3: At least that's how we felt when we I felt
Speaker 3: like I was at a like a tropical like jungle forest.
Speaker 1: Hawaii. The tinsul made you feel like when we were
Speaker 1: when we were when me you and leaf rooms like
Speaker 1: it felt like I was like at a funky seventies
Speaker 1: Hawaiian Luau.
Speaker 2: Holiday party.
Speaker 1: The fact that was five years ago, it's crazy, doesn't
Speaker 1: feel like that long ago that was wild? Where the
Speaker 1: fuck is I'm actually gonna see her this weekend, so
Speaker 1: maybe I'm better to the holiday party. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she has to take her shoes off.
Speaker 1: She's got to take your shoes off, because it's so
Speaker 1: interesting what mushroom does to people. How like certain people
Speaker 1: react to things like I will not take these shoes off.
Speaker 2: Get the fuck?
Speaker 1: Why does she keep trying to get me to take
Speaker 1: my shoes off? Why is it the point that I
Speaker 1: take my shoes off? Like, bitch, relax, you're here, you're
Speaker 1: not leaving. That was a good time. I'll never forget
Speaker 1: that holiday party. It was so good that like locked
Speaker 1: our friendship and with leaf forever. I know, it's like
Speaker 1: you're here forever.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so now you're inducted into our family. We've spent
Speaker 3: the holidays together. We did mushrooms together. We've got our superpowers.
Speaker 1: We are superpowers, so and we did It's true, It's
Speaker 1: very true. I'm trying not to shake my head too
Speaker 1: much because the jingles I see you like, oh my goodness.
Speaker 1: But do we need to get a holiday tarot?
Speaker 2: We do? Is a tarot time?
Speaker 6: Yes, Nicholas, it's the tarot and the.
Speaker 1: Tiny elves, Christmas Town, the rock people, the wizards, the fairies,
Speaker 1: and the reindeer. We call on you, maybe marry maybe
Speaker 1: Joyce ho ho ho ha.
Speaker 2: Ah. Who goes there?
Speaker 1: Temperance goes there? Ah? Temperance a temperance card. It's a
Speaker 1: woman with two goblets passing water between them back and forth.
Speaker 1: She also has one foot on land, one foot in water,
Speaker 1: representing balance. Balance. Yes, she looks at peace. She has
Speaker 1: angel wings and a triangle in the center of her heart.
Speaker 2: Wonder what that means?
Speaker 1: A red triangle in the center of her heart. Let's see, okay.
Speaker 1: Temperance is a card for bringing balance, patience, and moderation
Speaker 1: into your life. You're being invited to stabilize your energy
Speaker 1: and to allow the life force to flow through you
Speaker 1: without force or resistance. It's time to recover your flow
Speaker 1: and get your life back into order and balance. This
Speaker 1: card calls on you to remain calm even when life
Speaker 1: feels stressful or frantic. Maintain an even temperament, and manage
Speaker 1: your emotions. You have learned to keep composed stressful situations.
Speaker 1: Little things don't get to you thanks to your seemingly
Speaker 1: abundant source of patience, Your respect for balance and tranquility
Speaker 1: is what will help you achieve and experience fulfillment in
Speaker 1: your life. Temperest asks you to take the middle path
Speaker 1: and accommodate all perspectives. Now is not the time to
Speaker 1: be highly opinionated or controversial. Be the peacekeeper and take
Speaker 1: a balance and moderate approach, avoiding any extremes. Include others
Speaker 1: and bring together diverse groups of people to create harmony
Speaker 1: and cooperation. By working together, you'll collectively leverage the right
Speaker 1: mix of talents, experiences, abilities and skills. I love that. Yes,
Speaker 1: I received that.
Speaker 3: That feels aligned, and I just thought about it today
Speaker 3: as the full moon.
Speaker 2: Actually, oh yeah, so yes, I'm going to call.
Speaker 3: In even more of this energy in this moon of temperance,
Speaker 3: a balance of patience and so deep listening and finding.
Speaker 2: High roads on in every space. An affirmation this week
Speaker 2: that just hopped off.
Speaker 1: Did you see that it doesn't want to be.
Speaker 2: Holiday season? It's temperance.
Speaker 1: She's telling it.
Speaker 2: It's holiday taro affirmation.
Speaker 9: Ho ho ho bitch t is the season to ho ho,
Speaker 9: holiday hose, have holy time, happier endings, holiday hose, happy
Speaker 9: mm hmm, holiway hose and mistletoe holiday hose and mistletoe
Speaker 9: holiday hose and mistletoe. That's beautiful, that's it, okay perfect, which.
Speaker 2: Means basically, fuck it well, happy holidays.
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Speaker 2: We love you play I leave. Yeah, I'm living so good.
Speaker 1: Can't you tell?
Speaker 8: I went through a drought. That's until I found out
Speaker 8: well may might have been known earth. I used to
Speaker 8: be broken tail, now got the blues in to like
Speaker 8: Beyonce Jasell throat shot or pop in his cow wearing
Speaker 8: our voices patriarch and catch it in the box to what'splois?
Speaker 8: Women put the pe and powers, so what's pointless?
Speaker 1: They want me to be good?
Speaker 4: So I made bad choices.
Speaker 8: Bad mom not a bad mom, but a bad mom.
Speaker 8: Gitter's in on put cannabis in their bath. Bon walked
Speaker 8: in bosses cap and I blew his cat boss hot dog.
Speaker 1: Now I'm immune to the cat called Herbie and.
Speaker 8: No waisted straight to win like a dollar sign. My
Speaker 8: mother ren the lover and saw what it's like a
Speaker 8: water summary. You rent the winter resential, will when the summertime?
Speaker 8: I do what all ain't no one that needs to
Speaker 8: run it by