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Speaker 1: Welcome back to Good Mom's Bad Choices today. As you

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Speaker 1: can see, it is our holiday episode and we are

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Speaker 1: holiday to down, happy holiday bitches. Not that we believe

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Speaker 1: in consumerism or the beast, but here we are because

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Speaker 1: we have kids and we have to celebrate. And you

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Speaker 1: probably do too, because you have family and obligations and

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Speaker 1: blah blah blah. Anyway, if you're looking for a good

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Speaker 1: holiday gift this season, we have all the good shit

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Speaker 1: at Good Moms.

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Speaker 2: Are you ready?

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Speaker 1: Are you ready?

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Speaker 2: Are you ready?

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Speaker 1: Are you ready?

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Speaker 2: It's our HSN moment.

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Speaker 3: So if you haven't had a chance to go to

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Speaker 3: our shop, we have a shop on Good Momsbad Choices

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Speaker 3: dot com.

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Speaker 1: And we have our good Dad hoodie.

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Speaker 3: Now, this is very, very the finest cotton, the most

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Speaker 3: luxurious cotton.

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Speaker 1: This right here, this is puff paint. Not just puff

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Speaker 1: three times the puff three times a puff, not that

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Speaker 1: flat shit. No, No, this has texture, has depth, has

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Speaker 1: girth for the big daddy of the house, good Dad's

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Speaker 1: big good dad, big strong dad energy.

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Speaker 2: There's a hood to put over his head.

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Speaker 1: And in the back there's this I'm fine kind of,

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Speaker 1: I think I'm okay. Maybe I need a joint, happy

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Speaker 1: maybe I had a joint, maybe I did much troops.

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Speaker 1: Maybe I'm a good dad.

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Speaker 2: Maybe I'm not. No, you are just kidding.

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Speaker 1: So we have this for the dads, and it's a

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Speaker 1: holiday sale going on right now, so we just wanted

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Speaker 1: to bring this to everybody's attention. Not only do we

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Speaker 1: have something for the good dads, we also of course

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Speaker 1: have something for the good mom's. Okay, this one's hot pink,

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Speaker 1: because who doesn't like hot pink.

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Speaker 2: Well, can't you see you and your man? You and

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Speaker 2: your man.

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Speaker 3: Maybe you're co parenting, but but this year you've turned

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Speaker 3: to leaf, so now you can attend photo shoots together

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Speaker 3: maybe or maybe sporting events were in the same sweatshirt.

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Speaker 2: Are we gonna give this to our baby daddy's.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 3: Maybe it'll just encourage more goodness in your life, so

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Speaker 3: you're the good dad, the good mom, or maybe give

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Speaker 3: it to your boyfriend who's been there for your kid.

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Speaker 1: Whoever's a good dad in your life, they get a

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Speaker 1: good dad shirt. Okay, even the grandpa's get a good

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Speaker 2: We also have a good kid, So.

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Speaker 1: It's on your life. Oh it is yeah, look at that.

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Speaker 1: It's the whole collection.

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Speaker 2: It's the whole collection.

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Speaker 1: But actually we're missing one, and that's good Auntie. We

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Speaker 1: have a good auntie because we know those are necessary

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Speaker 1: for the tribe too, So.

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Speaker 2: We have the good Dad.

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Speaker 1: The kid also has triple time beautiful hand locally printed

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Speaker 1: puff paint.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, this is this was locally printed by a Latino man.

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Speaker 3: So not only are you supporting black owned businesses and

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Speaker 3: we need to support our.

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Speaker 1: All of our merch is created by people of color. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's true.

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Speaker 2: We're really intentional about that.

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Speaker 3: So if you want to support the whole family, this

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Speaker 3: is the good Dad, Good Kid collection.

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Speaker 1: I can see it right now under the tree and

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Speaker 1: not to be forgotten. Y'all. Every good mom or future

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Speaker 1: to making bad choices.

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Speaker 2: Because if your.

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Speaker 1: That's h L I d A y h O for

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Speaker 1: the hose or the not so hos. So happy holiday

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Speaker 1: Ho ho ho from your favorite ho ho hoes.

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Speaker 4: Once upon a time there was a good old traditional housewife.

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Speaker 4: She cood, She cleaned, and cared for her children and

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Speaker 4: the man of the house. And of course she didn't

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Speaker 4: talk back. She was both obeed, hint and soft by nature.

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Speaker 4: She was a good woman who always made good choice.

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Speaker 5: Shit, we're good Mom's bad choices too, single mom who

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Speaker 5: said fuck the patriarchy, shared all their bad choices and

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Speaker 5: sound out they were so bad after all, we're experts,

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Speaker 5: overshares and your new vesties.

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Speaker 2: Sit back and enjoy the ride.

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Speaker 6: I can.

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Speaker 2: Welcome back to good Mom's bad choices.

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Speaker 1: I'm Erica and I'm Mela, and it's the holidays, bitches.

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Speaker 2: How How ho ho ho ho?

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Speaker 1: Your favorite holiday hose are in the building. Favorite holiday

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Speaker 1: hose are in the building. There's some hoes in this

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Speaker 1: there's some hoes in this house. That's a remix the

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Speaker 1: day hose Da host Noboddy knows she is a hoe.

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Speaker 3: Okay, I'm gonna stop. I could really write a hold song.

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Speaker 3: You know my singing bag lately writing the hits, bitch.

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Speaker 1: Okay, you know what, I got a holiday. It's a

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Speaker 3: I fucking love her and like, we don't really know

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Speaker 3: the Internet for years and years. Her name is Shelby Swain.

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Speaker 3: Shout out to Shelby Swayin. She's a Lizzo's hairstylist.

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Speaker 1: And she always puts out a holiday hit every fucking holiday.

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Speaker 3: You've seen her before, You've seen her before. I know

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Speaker 3: that we've seen her holiday music videos before. I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: I think she's from La too, so she'd be like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: Sanna clap bad ass for Sanna cut bad ass.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna have to find her shit because I think

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Speaker 3: her song really is called Shaky that ass for sannahs

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Speaker 3: to me, not kidding at all, that makes perfect sense

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Speaker 3: My I just released drop the song once a year

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Speaker 2: I love Maria Mariah. She just drops the same album

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Speaker 2: and it makes millions of dollars. Oh my god, look

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Speaker 2: see rat rat Ratchativity.

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Speaker 1: This is her holiday one.

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Speaker 1: She writes this. She wrote it Christmas Time bound sad asses,

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Speaker 2: I can hear two shirt on it right now.

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Speaker 1: Found sad ass, not bad ass hop shake it, shake it,

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Speaker 1: shake it, shake it real fast, Hope Shelby, if you

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Speaker 1: Not California Christmas, that's what said. Oh my god, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: Because I'm the badest Okay, anyway, you know the vibes,

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Speaker 1: I'm definitely getting eggnog and Henny after this, that damn,

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Speaker 1: I'm you know that reminded me of a Cali Christmas.

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Speaker 1: Reminded me of the time that we decided that we

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Speaker 1: picture with Black Santa Claus. This is like very early

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Speaker 1: We got like all the way to the car and

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Speaker 1: We got our pictures though, and.

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Speaker 2: We sure did. Were tried to diversify our Santa Claus looks.

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Speaker 2: I'll try to stay more still, but also holiday.

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Speaker 1: paying any of these corporations back. Like if I've I've

442
00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:29,080
Speaker 1: opened AT and T money from like two thousand and six,

443
00:20:29,200 --> 00:20:33,520
Speaker 1: You're never getting it. Ever. I'll change my name, I'll

444
00:20:33,520 --> 00:20:36,040
Speaker 1: get it's not your credit, I'll put it in my

445
00:20:36,119 --> 00:20:37,560
Speaker 1: I don't think so, I'll put on my friends. And

446
00:20:37,600 --> 00:20:40,520
Speaker 1: I'm not even revolting. And meanwhile, your credit is declining

447
00:20:40,520 --> 00:20:42,600
Speaker 1: every year. It's funny you say that I just got

448
00:20:42,600 --> 00:20:47,120
Speaker 1: my credit fixed and viving. Actually good, I can get

449
00:20:47,160 --> 00:20:51,120
Speaker 1: anything out. Congratulations. Yeah, send that over. Maybe we'll put

450
00:20:51,119 --> 00:20:53,719
Speaker 1: it in a discord. Does anybody need their credit fixed?

451
00:20:53,960 --> 00:20:55,439
Speaker 1: You know, because I've had a Remember I had a

452
00:20:55,440 --> 00:20:58,200
Speaker 1: really bad experience where the bitch was lying, she had

453
00:20:58,280 --> 00:21:00,399
Speaker 1: all my credit information and bitch was acting like she

454
00:21:00,440 --> 00:21:03,360
Speaker 1: was on TV. This fucking bitch every time I see

455
00:21:03,400 --> 00:21:05,840
Speaker 1: her because she's always around, I always want to punch

456
00:21:05,840 --> 00:21:07,919
Speaker 1: her in Then I still think I will if I

457
00:21:07,960 --> 00:21:10,359
Speaker 1: see her in public. Have you addressed her? I have?

458
00:21:10,760 --> 00:21:13,040
Speaker 2: And then she still likes my pictures? Like, bitch, fuck you?

459
00:21:13,080 --> 00:21:15,600
Speaker 1: Why are you this bitch? Because I have to keep

460
00:21:15,640 --> 00:21:17,960
Speaker 1: my eye went I out, I find her and punch

461
00:21:17,960 --> 00:21:20,000
Speaker 1: her in the face because she was lying. I was

462
00:21:20,359 --> 00:21:21,960
Speaker 1: trying to get in contact with her about my credit.

463
00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:23,760
Speaker 1: She was like, I'm on She was like, oh, so

464
00:21:23,840 --> 00:21:24,640
Speaker 1: and so is on set.

465
00:21:24,680 --> 00:21:26,639
Speaker 2: I'm like, she's not on set for a week.

466
00:21:27,080 --> 00:21:30,239
Speaker 1: Who called and said she like her fake assistant call me?

467
00:21:31,119 --> 00:21:33,159
Speaker 1: I God, I want to I can't wait till I

468
00:21:33,160 --> 00:21:34,600
Speaker 1: see he I'm gonna see her too, because I'm talking

469
00:21:34,640 --> 00:21:36,480
Speaker 1: about it. You know I'm a witch. Wait till I

470
00:21:36,480 --> 00:21:38,000
Speaker 1: see her, and you're gonna be with me, and you're

471
00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:39,800
Speaker 1: gonna and I hope you ready to get in front

472
00:21:39,800 --> 00:21:41,760
Speaker 1: of you know I'm ready.

473
00:21:43,520 --> 00:21:44,359
Speaker 2: You know I'm ready now.

474
00:21:44,440 --> 00:21:46,400
Speaker 1: Just talking about holiday drinks and then going.

475
00:21:46,280 --> 00:21:47,399
Speaker 2: Straight into fighting a bitch.

476
00:21:48,480 --> 00:21:50,920
Speaker 1: I'm not too I'm not too healed to not fight

477
00:21:50,960 --> 00:21:53,159
Speaker 1: a bitch to play with my time and my money.

478
00:21:53,600 --> 00:21:55,280
Speaker 1: There's a couple of I got two or three of

479
00:21:55,320 --> 00:21:57,360
Speaker 1: you on the list, bitch, and you're never gonna.

480
00:21:57,119 --> 00:22:01,840
Speaker 2: Be cleared until I get until I see you. Hell he.

481
00:22:05,119 --> 00:22:06,800
Speaker 1: Do you have anybody on the list that you still

482
00:22:06,960 --> 00:22:07,960
Speaker 1: would fight right now?

483
00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:09,680
Speaker 2: As just me? Absolutely?

484
00:22:09,880 --> 00:22:10,120
Speaker 1: Yes?

485
00:22:10,640 --> 00:22:14,480
Speaker 2: How many people? Like what was it over? Immediately thought

486
00:22:14,480 --> 00:22:15,440
Speaker 2: of one person.

487
00:22:15,720 --> 00:22:17,199
Speaker 1: Like like, as soon as I see you, bitch, you

488
00:22:17,200 --> 00:22:17,920
Speaker 1: gonna catch.

489
00:22:17,680 --> 00:22:22,080
Speaker 3: My fat And then there's probably two people on that list.

490
00:22:22,200 --> 00:22:24,560
Speaker 3: I've like, I've let a few people off. They've they've

491
00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:27,200
Speaker 3: they're not they're not as important. But there's two specific

492
00:22:27,240 --> 00:22:28,800
Speaker 3: ones that could get it me too.

493
00:22:29,080 --> 00:22:31,560
Speaker 1: There's too that bitch from the credit and this other

494
00:22:31,600 --> 00:22:33,880
Speaker 1: bitch who I let move in with me and moved

495
00:22:33,880 --> 00:22:36,000
Speaker 1: out on the first and didn't say anything. I'll also

496
00:22:36,040 --> 00:22:37,320
Speaker 1: still be your ass when I see you.

497
00:22:38,080 --> 00:22:40,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, mine's my ex best friend who told my baby

498
00:22:40,800 --> 00:22:41,880
Speaker 3: daddy I got my titties dead.

499
00:22:42,920 --> 00:22:43,840
Speaker 2: Why should tell him that?

500
00:22:44,440 --> 00:22:45,040
Speaker 1: I don't know.

501
00:22:45,240 --> 00:22:47,040
Speaker 3: But then this nigga was like trying to act like

502
00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:48,480
Speaker 3: he didn't have to give me no money for IRI

503
00:22:48,560 --> 00:22:49,760
Speaker 3: because I had money to buy a titties.

504
00:22:49,840 --> 00:22:52,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was like, well he was gonna see them

505
00:22:52,040 --> 00:22:53,760
Speaker 1: and no, anyway, like he doesn't know your titties.

506
00:22:53,800 --> 00:22:55,560
Speaker 2: I don't know, but some kind of my money, nigga.

507
00:22:55,640 --> 00:22:58,320
Speaker 1: And also, what the fuck these are my titties?

508
00:22:58,560 --> 00:23:00,399
Speaker 2: I remember that friend? I mean I think I ever

509
00:23:00,400 --> 00:23:01,760
Speaker 2: met her. I just remember you guys got into it,

510
00:23:01,800 --> 00:23:03,919
Speaker 2: which she went on tour with him. I remember that

511
00:23:04,040 --> 00:23:05,760
Speaker 2: was yeah, but what was her job?

512
00:23:06,119 --> 00:23:06,399
Speaker 1: Bitch?

513
00:23:06,480 --> 00:23:09,720
Speaker 2: I don't fucking know. Okay, I'm still mad at you, bitch.

514
00:23:09,840 --> 00:23:16,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not over it, but I wish you the best.

515
00:23:16,760 --> 00:23:23,600
Speaker 1: This is about healed holiday season. We're here, We're mature,

516
00:23:24,800 --> 00:23:28,040
Speaker 1: we don't fight. Come to our treat totally heal.

517
00:23:28,760 --> 00:23:31,240
Speaker 2: We don't fight, we sage. Do you have a lighter

518
00:23:31,280 --> 00:23:34,240
Speaker 2: over there? No, damn, we haven't got no matches.

519
00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:39,200
Speaker 1: We have like branded matches, but nowhere to be found on.

520
00:23:41,720 --> 00:23:45,080
Speaker 2: So are you buying Luna Christmas gifts? If so, what

521
00:23:45,119 --> 00:23:48,720
Speaker 2: does she want? Oh? Like, oh that was great?

522
00:23:51,359 --> 00:23:55,080
Speaker 1: This is my problem. Does anyone else have this problem?

523
00:23:55,119 --> 00:23:56,720
Speaker 1: I don't know if it's a d D or what

524
00:23:56,840 --> 00:24:00,280
Speaker 1: it is. Like I have all these great ideas and

525
00:24:00,320 --> 00:24:02,359
Speaker 1: then when it's time like execute them, like right now,

526
00:24:02,400 --> 00:24:08,600
Speaker 1: the problem is I still haven't bought her birthday gifts. Okay,

527
00:24:09,920 --> 00:24:14,200
Speaker 1: to your to your credit. We just got back in town.

528
00:24:14,320 --> 00:24:17,760
Speaker 1: We're still like literally rejesting. Thanks for saying I was

529
00:24:17,880 --> 00:24:18,680
Speaker 1: really feeling bad.

530
00:24:18,720 --> 00:24:21,040
Speaker 2: You've been playing her birthday gift? Is her birthday party?

531
00:24:21,240 --> 00:24:21,840
Speaker 2: First of all?

532
00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:24,679
Speaker 3: Okay, that was yeah, I think I started doing that

533
00:24:24,680 --> 00:24:26,280
Speaker 3: with Iri. I was like, this is I think I

534
00:24:26,320 --> 00:24:29,480
Speaker 3: got her like one or two gifts. Maybe you want

535
00:24:29,480 --> 00:24:30,359
Speaker 3: a birthday party or not?

536
00:24:30,600 --> 00:24:31,440
Speaker 2: Okay, that's how I feel.

537
00:24:31,600 --> 00:24:34,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, so I'm making her a birthday party that

538
00:24:35,080 --> 00:24:37,800
Speaker 1: We're going taking ten children to the movies.

539
00:24:38,400 --> 00:24:40,920
Speaker 2: She's having a steak dinner. But speaking wh can you say,

540
00:24:40,960 --> 00:24:42,639
Speaker 2: did you said an invite or something? Because I sent

541
00:24:42,720 --> 00:24:43,480
Speaker 2: it to you? You did?

542
00:24:43,960 --> 00:24:50,879
Speaker 1: I think so? In Thailand? Oh okay with the look. Okay,

543
00:24:51,119 --> 00:24:53,399
Speaker 1: So I always struggle between I want to buy her

544
00:24:53,440 --> 00:24:56,200
Speaker 1: things and surprise her, and also like do I take

545
00:24:56,240 --> 00:24:57,560
Speaker 1: her with me and just let her pick it out

546
00:24:57,560 --> 00:24:59,679
Speaker 1: because you're gonna like the ship, and also like you know,

547
00:24:59,800 --> 00:25:02,439
Speaker 1: I I just always sometimes I remember to do it

548
00:25:02,480 --> 00:25:05,240
Speaker 1: in time. Sometimes I'm behind, and most of the times

549
00:25:05,280 --> 00:25:07,320
Speaker 1: I'm behind, and I feel really bad. And it's like

550
00:25:07,320 --> 00:25:10,600
Speaker 1: the twenty sixth and I'm like trying to get Christmas together.

551
00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:12,760
Speaker 1: But I'm also the product of my parents who didn't

552
00:25:12,760 --> 00:25:14,800
Speaker 1: really go all out for Christmas, so I try to

553
00:25:15,160 --> 00:25:18,040
Speaker 1: be different than them, but in my bones and my DNA,

554
00:25:18,119 --> 00:25:21,040
Speaker 1: I'm still like very much like not a gift person,

555
00:25:21,119 --> 00:25:24,760
Speaker 1: and I procrastinate. So today, actually I'm going to the

556
00:25:24,800 --> 00:25:28,359
Speaker 1: mall to buy her some clothes because she needs clothes

557
00:25:28,400 --> 00:25:30,679
Speaker 1: and she's growing fast as fuck and she's running my pants,

558
00:25:31,080 --> 00:25:34,160
Speaker 1: and so I'm gonna probably try and get a few

559
00:25:34,160 --> 00:25:36,600
Speaker 1: things for Christmas and a few things for her birthday.

560
00:25:36,600 --> 00:25:38,720
Speaker 1: And I also don't want to support Amazon, but that's

561
00:25:38,720 --> 00:25:40,040
Speaker 1: the easiest fucking one.

562
00:25:40,320 --> 00:25:41,840
Speaker 2: Maybe just take her to the mall.

563
00:25:41,880 --> 00:25:43,720
Speaker 3: Maybe get her a gift card so she can go

564
00:25:43,800 --> 00:25:45,280
Speaker 3: to I think our kids are at the age now

565
00:25:45,320 --> 00:25:47,440
Speaker 3: where they want to like pick out our shit. Maybe

566
00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:49,560
Speaker 3: get her a gift card she can go, you guys

567
00:25:49,640 --> 00:25:51,159
Speaker 3: and have like little shopping day together.

568
00:25:52,280 --> 00:25:54,720
Speaker 1: Also, like the mall is such a thing of the past.

569
00:25:54,760 --> 00:25:56,840
Speaker 2: Like I don't even really go to the mall, which

570
00:25:56,880 --> 00:25:58,280
Speaker 2: mam are going to? That's one we're here?

571
00:25:58,400 --> 00:26:01,159
Speaker 1: No I Fashion Square, No because one time? Have you

572
00:26:01,240 --> 00:26:05,160
Speaker 1: been there a lot recently? No, girl, there's nothing in there.

573
00:26:05,200 --> 00:26:06,960
Speaker 1: That's why I don't go. But four years ago I

574
00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:10,040
Speaker 1: went to the mall with fucking Crin Stephens.

575
00:26:09,560 --> 00:26:12,280
Speaker 2: And like I remember this. My dreams came true.

576
00:26:12,320 --> 00:26:14,080
Speaker 1: I was hanging out. I went on a hike with her.

577
00:26:14,320 --> 00:26:15,040
Speaker 1: You went to the lall.

578
00:26:15,160 --> 00:26:17,800
Speaker 2: We're like, hang out with Krinn Hello.

579
00:26:18,440 --> 00:26:22,199
Speaker 1: Me and my bestie bye. But she's not besties with anyone,

580
00:26:24,920 --> 00:26:27,000
Speaker 1: only like once a year, so you be your bestie.

581
00:26:27,080 --> 00:26:28,439
Speaker 2: Anyway, we went to the mall.

582
00:26:28,800 --> 00:26:30,840
Speaker 1: We had a great fucking time at Century City Mall

583
00:26:30,880 --> 00:26:32,440
Speaker 1: and I haven't been back since, and I've been meeting.

584
00:26:32,960 --> 00:26:35,840
Speaker 3: That mall is for consumerism, that mall is epic, that

585
00:26:36,040 --> 00:26:36,960
Speaker 3: mall is intense.

586
00:26:37,440 --> 00:26:38,840
Speaker 2: And then and then I was thinking about going today

587
00:26:38,840 --> 00:26:39,560
Speaker 2: by myself, and I.

588
00:26:39,520 --> 00:26:42,199
Speaker 1: Was like, you're gonna overwhelmed the I don't know if

589
00:26:42,200 --> 00:26:45,120
Speaker 1: we should go there. Let's go it'sll let's.

590
00:26:44,640 --> 00:26:45,359
Speaker 2: Like baby stuff.

591
00:26:45,440 --> 00:26:47,280
Speaker 1: I literally told myself, you can't handle that.

592
00:26:47,400 --> 00:26:48,679
Speaker 2: You can't make any decisions.

593
00:26:49,040 --> 00:26:50,920
Speaker 1: So which wait, which mall are gonna go to? Panca?

594
00:26:51,040 --> 00:26:52,440
Speaker 2: I still want to go to Central City.

595
00:26:52,560 --> 00:26:56,240
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, maybe don't smoke too much before you go

596
00:26:57,640 --> 00:26:59,760
Speaker 1: with a clear mind, Maybe do some research first, because

597
00:26:59,760 --> 00:27:02,520
Speaker 1: I'm huge. It is right and they're all there is

598
00:27:02,560 --> 00:27:05,520
Speaker 1: some good stuff in there. So specifically the Honey Burdette Show,

599
00:27:05,640 --> 00:27:08,280
Speaker 1: Honey Bernadette or whatever, I'm not going in there. Crazy

600
00:27:08,359 --> 00:27:10,120
Speaker 1: hit me that fucking as I went in there one time.

601
00:27:10,119 --> 00:27:13,560
Speaker 1: It spent six hundred dollars and I was like, dumb,

602
00:27:13,560 --> 00:27:17,440
Speaker 1: it's dumb, but hey, my lingerie. A few men see

603
00:27:17,440 --> 00:27:24,720
Speaker 1: that lingerie amount of money. Niggas and that linger at

604
00:27:24,720 --> 00:27:27,360
Speaker 1: a time, Hey.

605
00:27:27,400 --> 00:27:29,159
Speaker 2: I look at this. You wish you could touch this,

606
00:27:29,200 --> 00:27:32,200
Speaker 2: don't you listen that lingerie?

607
00:27:32,760 --> 00:27:34,720
Speaker 1: And Orlando was like, I really don't like the it's

608
00:27:34,800 --> 00:27:36,960
Speaker 1: very utilitary and I want the ones that are soft.

609
00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:38,720
Speaker 1: I was like, look, you know, you don't get to true.

610
00:27:40,119 --> 00:27:44,520
Speaker 1: This makes me feel good, I know. And then the

611
00:27:44,560 --> 00:27:47,080
Speaker 1: bitch sold me to Bras instead of the panty and

612
00:27:47,080 --> 00:27:48,080
Speaker 1: that really pissed me off.

613
00:27:48,520 --> 00:27:51,639
Speaker 2: To Oh when you got home, you opened it and

614
00:27:51,680 --> 00:27:52,480
Speaker 2: it was that's annoying.

615
00:27:52,480 --> 00:27:54,119
Speaker 1: And then she also sold me the stockings, and the

616
00:27:54,160 --> 00:27:56,919
Speaker 1: stockings that were in nude were like your color. I'm like,

617
00:27:56,960 --> 00:28:00,400
Speaker 1: why the fun would and she girl was black? God,

618
00:28:00,640 --> 00:28:02,640
Speaker 1: why the fuck would you? Did you go back?

619
00:28:02,800 --> 00:28:04,080
Speaker 2: No, because I don't like to go back.

620
00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:04,400
Speaker 1: To the mall.

621
00:28:04,560 --> 00:28:07,560
Speaker 2: Carl that's there. Too expensive to not go back.

622
00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:13,440
Speaker 3: Anyway, there's probably some more affordable black owned lingerie companies.

623
00:28:13,640 --> 00:28:14,760
Speaker 1: Matter of fact, if you know any.

624
00:28:15,200 --> 00:28:16,959
Speaker 2: There is a black owned the one that had all

625
00:28:16,960 --> 00:28:19,320
Speaker 2: those nudes. It's called like Lovely or Levey.

626
00:28:20,200 --> 00:28:21,720
Speaker 1: Oh, I think I know what you're talking about. Yeah.

627
00:28:22,080 --> 00:28:23,399
Speaker 1: I think we reach out to them and ask them

628
00:28:23,400 --> 00:28:24,680
Speaker 1: to give U stuff and they said no.

629
00:28:24,960 --> 00:28:29,200
Speaker 3: Black owned, brown owned lingerie. If you know any, drop

630
00:28:29,240 --> 00:28:32,480
Speaker 3: them in the comments so that we can find them,

631
00:28:32,560 --> 00:28:34,320
Speaker 3: because I would love to support them.

632
00:28:34,520 --> 00:28:38,080
Speaker 2: Fenty it's love Vera shop, love Vera Vera. Yeah, she

633
00:28:38,080 --> 00:28:42,240
Speaker 2: has cute stuff. She's in Los Angeles. Actually, because I'm

634
00:28:42,240 --> 00:28:43,200
Speaker 2: not a big fan of fenty.

635
00:28:44,200 --> 00:28:46,680
Speaker 1: It's like hit or miss, Like there's a few pieces

636
00:28:46,720 --> 00:28:48,360
Speaker 1: here and there, but it's not my favorite.

637
00:28:48,400 --> 00:28:49,400
Speaker 2: Mom, I'm not gonna lie.

638
00:28:49,760 --> 00:28:52,680
Speaker 1: But I am a big fan of like Holiday Lingerie.

639
00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:56,440
Speaker 1: I really feel if I had to pick who I

640
00:28:57,440 --> 00:29:01,960
Speaker 1: archetype Holiday like alter Ego is, it's like a mix

641
00:29:02,080 --> 00:29:04,920
Speaker 1: between Ryah Carey and.

642
00:29:06,840 --> 00:29:11,920
Speaker 2: Like Little Kimo Mulan Rouge the Remix. Oh yeah, like

643
00:29:12,320 --> 00:29:13,200
Speaker 2: Little kimal Androge.

644
00:29:13,840 --> 00:29:17,400
Speaker 1: You know I really like I really like like Santa Baby,

645
00:29:17,760 --> 00:29:22,680
Speaker 1: like the cute see you like you like frills. I

646
00:29:22,720 --> 00:29:27,239
Speaker 1: like frills and bows and I do like that, So

647
00:29:27,560 --> 00:29:31,080
Speaker 1: I like put me in leather. I mean I like

648
00:29:31,160 --> 00:29:34,920
Speaker 1: leather too's three six five, put a Santa hat on

649
00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:41,400
Speaker 1: me and red lipstick? Yeah, I do like that. So

650
00:29:41,480 --> 00:29:45,080
Speaker 1: who is your holiday ho ho ho alter ego? What

651
00:29:45,120 --> 00:29:46,920
Speaker 1: would like? What would it be? I just told you, Oh,

652
00:29:49,040 --> 00:29:51,520
Speaker 1: red lipstick with the holiday ho hat on Okay, I

653
00:29:51,520 --> 00:29:53,320
Speaker 1: got it, and a whip like a whip like a

654
00:29:53,360 --> 00:29:55,680
Speaker 1: whip like I just feel like it's Yeah, it's like

655
00:29:55,800 --> 00:29:56,800
Speaker 1: Dominatrix time.

656
00:29:56,800 --> 00:29:58,600
Speaker 3: I don't know why the holiday gives you that, like

657
00:29:59,080 --> 00:30:03,360
Speaker 3: wrap this ship up because I'm not really I'm not

658
00:30:03,400 --> 00:30:07,080
Speaker 3: really like a frilly like a frilly type of lingerie girl.

659
00:30:08,720 --> 00:30:09,760
Speaker 2: But I don't know.

660
00:30:09,800 --> 00:30:12,360
Speaker 1: Maybe you can do some red leather, some red leather.

661
00:30:13,320 --> 00:30:15,000
Speaker 2: Red lip is always nice. I could do.

662
00:30:15,040 --> 00:30:17,000
Speaker 3: I could see myself doing a little apron like we're

663
00:30:17,040 --> 00:30:18,200
Speaker 3: baking cookies tonight.

664
00:30:18,360 --> 00:30:21,480
Speaker 1: Well, because Sanda's boots are always leather and he always

665
00:30:21,480 --> 00:30:23,840
Speaker 1: has that whip, So I see where it gets.

666
00:30:24,400 --> 00:30:27,360
Speaker 3: That's maybe that's where it's coming from, because it's giving, like, yeah,

667
00:30:27,520 --> 00:30:31,240
Speaker 3: I run this ship and you're the reindeer, let me ride.

668
00:30:31,280 --> 00:30:35,520
Speaker 1: You'll be the reindeer. God put a red nose on him,

669
00:30:35,800 --> 00:30:39,360
Speaker 1: and you know there were some air antlers at Dollar Story.

670
00:30:39,360 --> 00:30:40,560
Speaker 3: I'm gonna have to run those back. I think we

671
00:30:40,600 --> 00:30:41,160
Speaker 3: got them those.

672
00:30:42,040 --> 00:30:44,640
Speaker 1: I was gonna give them to Iri, but maybe a

673
00:30:44,720 --> 00:30:46,960
Speaker 1: double like a double is both, let me give you

674
00:30:47,080 --> 00:30:48,760
Speaker 1: to you first. Bap. Maybe I didn't need to do

675
00:30:48,800 --> 00:30:51,880
Speaker 1: like a role play like a Santa. You're the Santa

676
00:30:51,920 --> 00:30:54,960
Speaker 1: and he's the reindeer. Is he gonna talk or is

677
00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:58,040
Speaker 1: he just like maybe he's not around shut it and

678
00:30:58,040 --> 00:31:05,080
Speaker 1: he's on a leash. Good boy, that's right, Rudolph. I

679
00:31:05,120 --> 00:31:08,480
Speaker 1: don't know what sound Rudolph makes here. I don't know.

680
00:31:08,680 --> 00:31:09,120
Speaker 1: They don't think.

681
00:31:09,160 --> 00:31:11,080
Speaker 2: I don't think they make sounds. Okay, you just look

682
00:31:11,200 --> 00:31:16,880
Speaker 2: cute and adorable and vulnerable. Do you have any sexy

683
00:31:18,440 --> 00:31:20,080
Speaker 2: holiday horse stories?

684
00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:26,400
Speaker 1: Not off the top of my head.

685
00:31:27,200 --> 00:31:31,720
Speaker 3: I mean, I for sure have had sex around the holidays.

686
00:31:33,120 --> 00:31:35,800
Speaker 3: I definitely was fucking around the holidays. I'm trying to think,

687
00:31:36,360 --> 00:31:36,640
Speaker 3: do you.

688
00:31:37,920 --> 00:31:43,600
Speaker 6: Ah who stories?

689
00:31:47,720 --> 00:31:49,680
Speaker 1: I did have a holiday horse story one time when

690
00:31:49,680 --> 00:31:53,160
Speaker 1: I was living in Atlanta, you know, like I worked

691
00:31:53,160 --> 00:31:56,320
Speaker 1: at the Marriott, so the holiday party was popping. They

692
00:31:56,360 --> 00:31:59,040
Speaker 1: had the whole banquet room, they had open bar so like,

693
00:31:59,240 --> 00:32:00,880
Speaker 1: and we worked at the so it was a bunch

694
00:32:00,920 --> 00:32:04,360
Speaker 1: of alcoholics anyway, So it was like the holiday party

695
00:32:04,480 --> 00:32:07,320
Speaker 1: was like the time to really get fucked up and

696
00:32:07,360 --> 00:32:10,480
Speaker 1: eat for free. It was like reparations for all year.

697
00:32:12,440 --> 00:32:15,280
Speaker 1: So we got super fucked up. We went to like

698
00:32:15,560 --> 00:32:20,440
Speaker 1: the karaoke place after the whole staff. I think we

699
00:32:20,520 --> 00:32:21,520
Speaker 1: got so fucked up.

700
00:32:22,880 --> 00:32:23,360
Speaker 2: Oh my god.

701
00:32:23,440 --> 00:32:26,280
Speaker 1: First of all, my best friend Mirror got pulled over,

702
00:32:26,360 --> 00:32:28,360
Speaker 1: but not really because she must have pulled herself over

703
00:32:28,440 --> 00:32:30,400
Speaker 1: and ended up like at the hospital. It was like

704
00:32:30,440 --> 00:32:32,480
Speaker 1: some hangover shore and she was like, they didn't give

705
00:32:32,480 --> 00:32:34,560
Speaker 1: me a dui though, because apparently I had pulled over,

706
00:32:34,640 --> 00:32:35,720
Speaker 1: but I'm at the hospital.

707
00:32:35,760 --> 00:32:36,920
Speaker 2: I was like, you're at the hospital.

708
00:32:37,720 --> 00:32:42,160
Speaker 1: And then I ended up taking home the very of

709
00:32:42,200 --> 00:32:46,680
Speaker 1: age but young bar back and like driving to his

710
00:32:46,760 --> 00:32:51,640
Speaker 1: house and like some like Union City, southern area of Atlanta,

711
00:32:51,680 --> 00:32:53,520
Speaker 1: and like he had like two roommates we lived in

712
00:32:53,520 --> 00:32:53,840
Speaker 1: the house.

713
00:32:53,880 --> 00:32:55,680
Speaker 2: Butit like he was young.

714
00:32:55,720 --> 00:32:58,040
Speaker 1: He had to be like nineteen, and I was probably

715
00:32:58,080 --> 00:32:59,720
Speaker 1: like twenty five or twenty six at the time.

716
00:33:00,120 --> 00:33:02,800
Speaker 2: Was like that I was being a cougar and we

717
00:33:02,800 --> 00:33:04,200
Speaker 2: were so fucked up.

718
00:33:04,240 --> 00:33:06,520
Speaker 1: But I remember just feeling like so powerful because he

719
00:33:06,600 --> 00:33:08,200
Speaker 1: was like in awe of me because I was older,

720
00:33:09,360 --> 00:33:11,800
Speaker 1: older and cooler, but we were just so fucked up

721
00:33:11,800 --> 00:33:13,200
Speaker 1: and I was just doing have nasty stuff.

722
00:33:13,200 --> 00:33:14,600
Speaker 2: And the next day I woke up with the fucking

723
00:33:14,640 --> 00:33:15,520
Speaker 2: bar back, and I.

724
00:33:15,440 --> 00:33:17,840
Speaker 1: Was like, why the fuck did I sleep with my coworker?

725
00:33:18,360 --> 00:33:20,239
Speaker 1: My friend con friends calling me talk about she's at

726
00:33:20,240 --> 00:33:24,160
Speaker 1: the hospital. You know, just holiday party shit. But those

727
00:33:24,160 --> 00:33:25,960
Speaker 1: were the times. Oh my god, I love a good

728
00:33:25,960 --> 00:33:26,920
Speaker 1: holiday party. Man.

729
00:33:27,240 --> 00:33:29,560
Speaker 3: That makes me think of actually a holiday host story

730
00:33:29,600 --> 00:33:33,120
Speaker 3: that I have. One of this was in college, Like

731
00:33:33,160 --> 00:33:35,400
Speaker 3: I went to New York. I was already in college

732
00:33:35,400 --> 00:33:37,960
Speaker 3: in New York and then I used to be in

733
00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:40,240
Speaker 3: love with this nigga who went.

734
00:33:40,040 --> 00:33:44,040
Speaker 2: To UCLA and he was a football player. How did

735
00:33:44,080 --> 00:33:44,520
Speaker 2: I know him?

736
00:33:44,560 --> 00:33:46,080
Speaker 3: I think you probably might know him. I think I

737
00:33:46,120 --> 00:33:48,120
Speaker 3: knew him in high school. Yeah, my senior year I

738
00:33:48,160 --> 00:33:51,400
Speaker 3: met him. And then he went to UCLA, and so

739
00:33:51,440 --> 00:33:53,680
Speaker 3: he invited me to like one of those ucs actually

740
00:33:53,720 --> 00:33:54,320
Speaker 3: went to USC.

741
00:33:54,800 --> 00:33:56,640
Speaker 2: So he invited me. No, he went to Ucla.

742
00:33:56,680 --> 00:33:58,320
Speaker 3: But this happened at the USC party, which I don't

743
00:33:58,320 --> 00:34:00,880
Speaker 3: even know why he would be at, but it was

744
00:34:00,920 --> 00:34:02,880
Speaker 3: a holiday party, and so we dressed up, dressed up.

745
00:34:02,880 --> 00:34:04,280
Speaker 2: I was like miss Santa Claus.

746
00:34:04,680 --> 00:34:07,080
Speaker 3: And I was looking fine as hale that day I

747
00:34:07,080 --> 00:34:09,760
Speaker 3: had like mine, I was sure, it was sexy.

748
00:34:09,880 --> 00:34:11,160
Speaker 1: We a wardrobe party?

749
00:34:11,160 --> 00:34:12,920
Speaker 2: Are you just decided to know it was?

750
00:34:12,960 --> 00:34:18,000
Speaker 3: It was a it was a costume party, maybe because

751
00:34:18,040 --> 00:34:20,719
Speaker 3: I probably would have just dressed up as fucking miss

752
00:34:20,800 --> 00:34:21,759
Speaker 3: Santa Claus.

753
00:34:24,080 --> 00:34:26,560
Speaker 2: And he was just a fucking asshole. God. This is

754
00:34:26,600 --> 00:34:27,920
Speaker 2: when I didn't have a lot of self respect.

755
00:34:30,719 --> 00:34:33,400
Speaker 3: He invited me, but he was there, he was still

756
00:34:33,440 --> 00:34:36,359
Speaker 3: like there with another bitch. Like I got all dressed up,

757
00:34:36,440 --> 00:34:38,279
Speaker 3: like I was in the mirror looking like, oh yeah, sad.

758
00:34:38,200 --> 00:34:40,120
Speaker 2: Night, I'm gonna take him down on this outfit.

759
00:34:40,640 --> 00:34:42,600
Speaker 3: And then I got there and he was like just

760
00:34:42,600 --> 00:34:44,279
Speaker 3: like I could just tell he was playing like he

761
00:34:44,320 --> 00:34:45,680
Speaker 3: had like invited a few girls.

762
00:34:46,800 --> 00:34:48,279
Speaker 1: Anyway. I was like, fuck that, I'm gonna get to

763
00:34:48,320 --> 00:34:52,600
Speaker 1: him first. And so now I'm gonna get to him first. Yeah, crazy,

764
00:34:52,680 --> 00:34:54,399
Speaker 1: I was gonna lock this nigga down first. I didn't

765
00:34:54,440 --> 00:34:56,040
Speaker 1: want to fuck after them. I don't know, I didn't

766
00:34:56,080 --> 00:34:57,759
Speaker 1: know what was gonna happen, but I was like, all

767
00:34:57,800 --> 00:34:59,480
Speaker 1: I know is that this nigga's coming back with me.

768
00:35:00,640 --> 00:35:03,239
Speaker 1: And I remember I pulled him into the bathroom and

769
00:35:03,320 --> 00:35:05,399
Speaker 1: he fucked me over. This was so gross too, because

770
00:35:05,400 --> 00:35:05,839
Speaker 1: it's like one.

771
00:35:05,719 --> 00:35:09,280
Speaker 3: Of those frat houses and the bathroom is not clean. Okay,

772
00:35:09,440 --> 00:35:15,240
Speaker 3: like it's like how it's like college clean. I remember

773
00:35:15,239 --> 00:35:17,440
Speaker 3: that specifically, being like this is not, this is not

774
00:35:18,680 --> 00:35:20,640
Speaker 3: But I did it and it was amazing at the time.

775
00:35:20,800 --> 00:35:22,080
Speaker 2: But now looking back, I'm like.

776
00:35:23,920 --> 00:35:29,600
Speaker 1: We were just like I got him first one zerru.

777
00:35:30,800 --> 00:35:33,080
Speaker 3: I feel like back then, niggas were just pumping. Anyway,

778
00:35:33,120 --> 00:35:35,520
Speaker 3: he just like pumped and I had.

779
00:35:35,480 --> 00:35:39,879
Speaker 2: No skill set, no sexual skill set, skill set, but.

780
00:35:39,880 --> 00:35:43,960
Speaker 3: Anyway, yeah, no, I remember that after we finished, I

781
00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:46,280
Speaker 3: walked out and then like some one of the girls

782
00:35:46,360 --> 00:35:48,319
Speaker 3: was there looking and I remember like looking at her

783
00:35:48,360 --> 00:35:54,480
Speaker 3: like yeah, bitch, yeah.

784
00:35:52,600 --> 00:35:54,720
Speaker 1: Santa outfit in my Santa outphit.

785
00:35:54,800 --> 00:35:57,040
Speaker 2: Oh my god, you know what.

786
00:35:57,120 --> 00:36:01,439
Speaker 3: And recently I went to go look for him because

787
00:36:01,440 --> 00:36:03,160
Speaker 3: I have I'd like to go look for ex boyfriends

788
00:36:03,200 --> 00:36:04,520
Speaker 3: from like way back in the day.

789
00:36:04,800 --> 00:36:06,719
Speaker 1: Did I tell you that one of like my the

790
00:36:06,719 --> 00:36:07,279
Speaker 1: guy who took my.

791
00:36:07,280 --> 00:36:08,839
Speaker 2: Virginity reached out to me? No?

792
00:36:09,200 --> 00:36:11,160
Speaker 3: Maybe, God, remember I told you, like he went missing

793
00:36:11,200 --> 00:36:12,600
Speaker 3: and I've been able to find I think I've talked

794
00:36:12,600 --> 00:36:15,040
Speaker 3: about it on the show, like I haven't been able

795
00:36:15,040 --> 00:36:17,880
Speaker 3: to find him ever again, and.

796
00:36:17,120 --> 00:36:18,080
Speaker 2: Then recently he reached out.

797
00:36:18,280 --> 00:36:19,560
Speaker 1: I think he can tell me this, And he was

798
00:36:19,640 --> 00:36:21,680
Speaker 1: just like you thought he went something had happened to him.

799
00:36:21,680 --> 00:36:23,040
Speaker 2: But he was just like I thought he was dead.

800
00:36:23,160 --> 00:36:25,439
Speaker 2: He's like an Arizona or something. He's been here all.

801
00:36:25,360 --> 00:36:27,680
Speaker 1: Along, but I don't know that's to be seen.

802
00:36:28,320 --> 00:36:30,560
Speaker 2: Then he went to prison. That's what I was thinking,

803
00:36:31,360 --> 00:36:33,120
Speaker 2: you know. He suggested to be meet up, and I

804
00:36:33,200 --> 00:36:35,000
Speaker 2: was like, I told she cam about it. I was like,

805
00:36:35,400 --> 00:36:36,920
Speaker 2: I'm like, how do you feel about this? Is this

806
00:36:36,920 --> 00:36:39,120
Speaker 2: ad idea you're I'm curious about shit.

807
00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:41,680
Speaker 1: I don't want to know. I'm like, maybe you could

808
00:36:41,680 --> 00:36:42,719
Speaker 1: do a zoom and zoom better.

809
00:36:44,640 --> 00:36:46,640
Speaker 3: I just want to know where you've been. And I

810
00:36:46,680 --> 00:36:47,960
Speaker 3: got a few questions and I need to look you

811
00:36:47,960 --> 00:36:52,920
Speaker 3: in the eye for a moment. So now it's you, wait,

812
00:36:53,080 --> 00:36:56,799
Speaker 3: how did I get to there? He that boyfriend?

813
00:36:56,800 --> 00:36:57,960
Speaker 2: There was another one? Oh him?

814
00:36:58,960 --> 00:37:00,600
Speaker 1: You see the hell? Yeah?

815
00:37:00,640 --> 00:37:03,600
Speaker 3: God, it's such a shame that like some of the

816
00:37:03,640 --> 00:37:05,880
Speaker 3: guys that I thought were so fine are not aging.

817
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:07,359
Speaker 2: They generally don't.

818
00:37:07,400 --> 00:37:09,600
Speaker 1: It's like the guys you thought were so fine are

819
00:37:09,680 --> 00:37:12,240
Speaker 1: generally not still cool or fine.

820
00:37:12,719 --> 00:37:15,160
Speaker 2: I was like, for real, and I was looking at

821
00:37:15,200 --> 00:37:16,680
Speaker 2: his Wait on, so you found him?

822
00:37:16,920 --> 00:37:20,319
Speaker 3: I did, and he's I mean, he's happily married and

823
00:37:20,360 --> 00:37:24,160
Speaker 3: has kids. But I was like, couldn't be me, And

824
00:37:24,239 --> 00:37:25,360
Speaker 3: now he's gonna make up to you.

825
00:37:25,400 --> 00:37:27,520
Speaker 2: Every day's not gonna be me. Wasn't gonna be me.

826
00:37:28,160 --> 00:37:30,400
Speaker 1: But like at the time, when you're that young, you're like,

827
00:37:30,440 --> 00:37:33,759
Speaker 1: this is my he could be my husband. He's so disrespectfully.

828
00:37:36,320 --> 00:37:38,279
Speaker 1: I won he could be he invited to be, but

829
00:37:38,400 --> 00:37:40,640
Speaker 1: just the holiday party. But I still love him. I

830
00:37:40,680 --> 00:37:41,840
Speaker 1: won he could be my husband.

831
00:37:43,960 --> 00:37:44,680
Speaker 2: It's the delude.

832
00:37:44,719 --> 00:37:47,360
Speaker 1: He had blue eye, like greenish blue eyes, light skin,

833
00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:50,520
Speaker 1: tall football Are you kidding? Now you have full him up?

834
00:37:50,600 --> 00:37:54,719
Speaker 1: Not gonna fine, not gonna see him. I'll show you now.

835
00:37:54,719 --> 00:37:58,360
Speaker 1: I must see him. Yeah, I know. That's so that's

836
00:37:59,040 --> 00:38:02,319
Speaker 1: it's so interesting the things we do just to do them.

837
00:38:02,320 --> 00:38:06,040
Speaker 2: That that young barback boy. He ended up having a baby.

838
00:38:05,760 --> 00:38:07,520
Speaker 1: With one of the other girls at the hotel who

839
00:38:07,560 --> 00:38:12,240
Speaker 1: was like a manager. Damn. The story continues like married

840
00:38:12,280 --> 00:38:14,680
Speaker 1: together and so happy. But he was a fine, young

841
00:38:14,760 --> 00:38:15,879
Speaker 1: little little thing.

842
00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:20,400
Speaker 2: He's so fine. But that's rare. I mean, this was

843
00:38:20,440 --> 00:38:21,280
Speaker 2: not in high school.

844
00:38:21,280 --> 00:38:24,879
Speaker 1: This was I was an adult. I mean, maybe he's

845
00:38:24,880 --> 00:38:26,359
Speaker 1: still kind of fine. I don't know.

846
00:38:26,520 --> 00:38:28,960
Speaker 2: It's just I just was like, oh, yeah, here, here

847
00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:29,120
Speaker 2: he is.

848
00:38:29,800 --> 00:38:51,160
Speaker 1: Actually he knows you know someone else we know. No, girl, vie, No,

849
00:38:51,239 --> 00:38:54,040
Speaker 1: it's not. I just can't like it's not like try

850
00:38:54,120 --> 00:38:55,759
Speaker 1: don't work like trust me.

851
00:38:56,080 --> 00:38:57,200
Speaker 2: I guess you know what.

852
00:38:57,360 --> 00:38:59,560
Speaker 3: I was like saying that casually the other day, like

853
00:38:59,680 --> 00:39:01,919
Speaker 3: sometimes just say random shit to hope that it sticks

854
00:39:01,920 --> 00:39:02,399
Speaker 3: in her head.

855
00:39:02,880 --> 00:39:05,200
Speaker 2: You know, Like my mom said.

856
00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:07,080
Speaker 1: That you're gonna gonna be fine in ten years, and

857
00:39:07,120 --> 00:39:07,680
Speaker 1: it's true.

858
00:39:07,800 --> 00:39:08,480
Speaker 2: Don't worry.

859
00:39:08,560 --> 00:39:10,600
Speaker 3: Half the people that are you think are cool right

860
00:39:10,640 --> 00:39:12,560
Speaker 3: now are gonna be so uncool.

861
00:39:13,280 --> 00:39:15,200
Speaker 2: Don't worry. It's so true.

862
00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:17,520
Speaker 1: Yeah.

863
00:39:17,600 --> 00:39:26,400
Speaker 3: So, anyway, he looks just like a guy I had

864
00:39:26,400 --> 00:39:30,200
Speaker 3: to crush on to imagine him like nineteen.

865
00:39:30,360 --> 00:39:32,920
Speaker 2: I know you in the day did everything.

866
00:39:33,239 --> 00:39:35,200
Speaker 1: He hit his peak in like twenty one for sure.

867
00:39:36,920 --> 00:39:38,080
Speaker 2: Who am I I know?

868
00:39:38,440 --> 00:39:41,920
Speaker 1: Fine ass bitch, that's what it is. You know. I'm

869
00:39:41,960 --> 00:39:46,120
Speaker 1: gonna say I've had I have fortunate jeans aging jeans. Jeans.

870
00:39:46,120 --> 00:39:49,800
Speaker 3: Thank you God, thank you for blessing me with divinely

871
00:39:50,719 --> 00:39:52,160
Speaker 3: youthful jeans.

872
00:39:52,800 --> 00:39:53,239
Speaker 1: Thank you.

873
00:39:54,360 --> 00:39:55,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, thank you God.

874
00:39:55,239 --> 00:40:00,120
Speaker 1: That's a true gratitude because not everybody can do it

875
00:39:59,719 --> 00:40:05,680
Speaker 1: every aging so gracefully. No, wait, didn't you have a

876
00:40:05,719 --> 00:40:07,839
Speaker 1: holiday like parties? I did?

877
00:40:07,920 --> 00:40:08,080
Speaker 8: Oh?

878
00:40:08,320 --> 00:40:09,080
Speaker 2: Okay, So.

879
00:40:10,480 --> 00:40:15,160
Speaker 3: I was looking up some holiday horror stories and not horror.

880
00:40:15,200 --> 00:40:17,560
Speaker 2: I guess this is more just hilarious.

881
00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:20,759
Speaker 1: And what the hell is it?

882
00:40:24,400 --> 00:40:24,680
Speaker 2: Okay?

883
00:40:24,719 --> 00:40:26,520
Speaker 3: So I don't know if any of y'all have any

884
00:40:26,680 --> 00:40:30,920
Speaker 3: holiday horror stories or any office horror stories.

885
00:40:30,960 --> 00:40:32,759
Speaker 2: But if you do, can you please send them?

886
00:40:32,800 --> 00:40:34,960
Speaker 3: Make sure you go to good Momsbad Choices dot com

887
00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:38,799
Speaker 3: and you can hit the contact us and write in

888
00:40:38,840 --> 00:40:40,919
Speaker 3: your holiday horror stories and we'll read them live.

889
00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:43,120
Speaker 2: This is one.

890
00:40:43,360 --> 00:40:48,400
Speaker 3: It's called inappropriate charade. So we were all playing a

891
00:40:48,440 --> 00:40:51,359
Speaker 3: sort of charades game at the holiday party when one

892
00:40:51,360 --> 00:40:54,040
Speaker 3: of my coworkers got the word nut. Instead of pretending

893
00:40:54,040 --> 00:40:57,120
Speaker 3: to be a squirrel or something simple, she pretended to

894
00:40:57,120 --> 00:41:00,480
Speaker 3: perform fillatio in front of our three bosses. They were

895
00:41:00,480 --> 00:41:04,440
Speaker 3: good sports about it, everyone laughed, But what the fuck?

896
00:41:05,920 --> 00:41:09,600
Speaker 2: Not all three bosses had holiday drinks.

897
00:41:09,680 --> 00:41:11,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, when you get I mean, I might have been

898
00:41:11,520 --> 00:41:14,760
Speaker 1: this you never. I'm not gonna lie like it sounds

899
00:41:14,800 --> 00:41:18,240
Speaker 1: like it's giving us every.

900
00:41:18,080 --> 00:41:18,719
Speaker 2: Time you mix.

901
00:41:18,840 --> 00:41:23,640
Speaker 1: Like alcohol and professionalism is just never gonna go good together.

902
00:41:23,640 --> 00:41:25,160
Speaker 1: That's why the holiday party is kind of like a

903
00:41:25,200 --> 00:41:26,279
Speaker 1: disaster waiting to happen.

904
00:41:26,320 --> 00:41:28,680
Speaker 2: You're getting too comfortable, like always a disaster.

905
00:41:28,760 --> 00:41:31,719
Speaker 1: So it always does something inappropriate, like you're wearing your

906
00:41:31,719 --> 00:41:33,360
Speaker 1: pedestrian clothes, like.

907
00:41:37,719 --> 00:41:38,600
Speaker 2: You can't do it.

908
00:41:38,600 --> 00:41:41,160
Speaker 1: It's never a good mix, like you probably neither get

909
00:41:41,160 --> 00:41:42,920
Speaker 1: in and get out, or this person still signs your

910
00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:43,960
Speaker 1: check at the end of the day.

911
00:41:44,160 --> 00:41:45,120
Speaker 2: It's too risky.

912
00:41:45,320 --> 00:41:47,560
Speaker 1: I don't it can't. It can't be like removed, it

913
00:41:47,560 --> 00:41:49,600
Speaker 1: can't be deleted from your from your records.

914
00:41:49,880 --> 00:41:52,200
Speaker 3: But it's almost like if, if, if there was a

915
00:41:52,239 --> 00:41:54,239
Speaker 3: better time, this is like, this is the time at

916
00:41:54,239 --> 00:41:54,959
Speaker 3: the holiday party.

917
00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:56,399
Speaker 1: It's the end of the year. I'm not gonna see

918
00:41:56,400 --> 00:41:59,520
Speaker 1: your niggas for two weeks. A lot of shit has happened.

919
00:41:59,560 --> 00:42:03,879
Speaker 1: It's a hall here and fuck you, Bob, fuck you up,

920
00:42:04,480 --> 00:42:09,160
Speaker 1: hate you, I hate you. Just kidding. Merry Christmas, Just kidding,

921
00:42:09,320 --> 00:42:10,000
Speaker 1: just kidding.

922
00:42:10,280 --> 00:42:12,640
Speaker 2: Everyone relaxed, you know.

923
00:42:14,280 --> 00:42:14,800
Speaker 1: Corporate.

924
00:42:15,600 --> 00:42:18,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm glad that we don't have a corporate job.

925
00:42:18,480 --> 00:42:22,000
Speaker 1: But yeah we should have a dinner, Yeah we should

926
00:42:22,960 --> 00:42:23,479
Speaker 1: with the crew.

927
00:42:23,680 --> 00:42:26,440
Speaker 3: I'm like, let's make the mushroom holiday party. Oh, the

928
00:42:26,480 --> 00:42:29,040
Speaker 3: corporate dinner. Yeah, right, does not make sense. Yeah, it's

929
00:42:29,120 --> 00:42:31,880
Speaker 3: totally fine. You don't have to take them. You know,

930
00:42:32,120 --> 00:42:35,000
Speaker 3: you could just show up. It's plant medicine. I don't

931
00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:35,839
Speaker 3: even know what you're talking about.

932
00:42:35,840 --> 00:42:42,040
Speaker 2: Take what our holiday party has mushrooms at it, that's

933
00:42:42,080 --> 00:42:47,320
Speaker 2: fat and weed, always weed. And all of these decorations

934
00:42:47,360 --> 00:42:49,160
Speaker 2: are going to be there, all of them. We're going

935
00:42:49,239 --> 00:42:50,160
Speaker 2: to transfer them there.

936
00:42:50,239 --> 00:42:51,600
Speaker 1: I was like, well, I figured we could like at

937
00:42:51,680 --> 00:42:55,120
Speaker 1: least take some home and yeah them around and shit,

938
00:42:55,200 --> 00:42:57,319
Speaker 1: you just got me going. I'm like, oh, yeah, well,

939
00:42:57,400 --> 00:42:59,440
Speaker 1: let me tell your dollar stores. There's a lot going on.

940
00:42:59,480 --> 00:43:01,080
Speaker 1: It's a lot of this tinsel type shit.

941
00:43:01,120 --> 00:43:03,720
Speaker 2: Okay, there's a lot of this. It's kind of cute, kind.

942
00:43:03,600 --> 00:43:06,360
Speaker 3: Of like, but if you break it up with something else,

943
00:43:07,320 --> 00:43:09,839
Speaker 3: it's the giving. It's giving Hawaiian holiday. If you put

944
00:43:09,840 --> 00:43:13,160
Speaker 3: this around a tree with some with the right lighting.

945
00:43:13,280 --> 00:43:14,839
Speaker 3: At least that's how we felt when we I felt

946
00:43:14,880 --> 00:43:20,880
Speaker 3: like I was at a like a tropical like jungle forest.

947
00:43:22,160 --> 00:43:25,879
Speaker 1: Hawaii. The tinsul made you feel like when we were

948
00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:28,960
Speaker 1: when we were when me you and leaf rooms like

949
00:43:28,960 --> 00:43:30,880
Speaker 1: it felt like I was like at a funky seventies

950
00:43:30,880 --> 00:43:32,720
Speaker 1: Hawaiian Luau.

951
00:43:34,440 --> 00:43:35,160
Speaker 2: Holiday party.

952
00:43:35,200 --> 00:43:38,000
Speaker 1: The fact that was five years ago, it's crazy, doesn't

953
00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:40,040
Speaker 1: feel like that long ago that was wild? Where the

954
00:43:40,040 --> 00:43:43,319
Speaker 1: fuck is I'm actually gonna see her this weekend, so

955
00:43:43,360 --> 00:43:45,200
Speaker 1: maybe I'm better to the holiday party. Yeah.

956
00:43:45,280 --> 00:43:46,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, she has to take her shoes off.

957
00:43:46,880 --> 00:43:48,759
Speaker 1: She's got to take your shoes off, because it's so

958
00:43:48,800 --> 00:43:51,359
Speaker 1: interesting what mushroom does to people. How like certain people

959
00:43:51,400 --> 00:43:53,719
Speaker 1: react to things like I will not take these shoes off.

960
00:43:53,960 --> 00:43:54,439
Speaker 2: Get the fuck?

961
00:43:54,480 --> 00:43:55,759
Speaker 1: Why does she keep trying to get me to take

962
00:43:55,800 --> 00:43:57,680
Speaker 1: my shoes off? Why is it the point that I

963
00:43:57,680 --> 00:44:02,000
Speaker 1: take my shoes off? Like, bitch, relax, you're here, you're

964
00:44:02,040 --> 00:44:05,600
Speaker 1: not leaving. That was a good time. I'll never forget

965
00:44:05,600 --> 00:44:09,120
Speaker 1: that holiday party. It was so good that like locked

966
00:44:09,160 --> 00:44:12,120
Speaker 1: our friendship and with leaf forever. I know, it's like

967
00:44:12,120 --> 00:44:12,880
Speaker 1: you're here forever.

968
00:44:13,040 --> 00:44:17,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, so now you're inducted into our family. We've spent

969
00:44:17,239 --> 00:44:21,000
Speaker 3: the holidays together. We did mushrooms together. We've got our superpowers.

970
00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:25,480
Speaker 1: We are superpowers, so and we did It's true, It's

971
00:44:25,560 --> 00:44:27,400
Speaker 1: very true. I'm trying not to shake my head too

972
00:44:27,440 --> 00:44:35,480
Speaker 1: much because the jingles I see you like, oh my goodness.

973
00:44:35,480 --> 00:44:37,040
Speaker 1: But do we need to get a holiday tarot?

974
00:44:37,239 --> 00:44:38,719
Speaker 2: We do? Is a tarot time?

975
00:44:38,960 --> 00:44:55,120
Speaker 6: Yes, Nicholas, it's the tarot and the.

976
00:44:55,120 --> 00:45:01,799
Speaker 1: Tiny elves, Christmas Town, the rock people, the wizards, the fairies,

977
00:45:02,239 --> 00:45:06,080
Speaker 1: and the reindeer. We call on you, maybe marry maybe

978
00:45:06,160 --> 00:45:10,279
Speaker 1: Joyce ho ho ho ha.

979
00:45:11,680 --> 00:45:13,839
Speaker 2: Ah. Who goes there?

980
00:45:15,680 --> 00:45:22,680
Speaker 1: Temperance goes there? Ah? Temperance a temperance card. It's a

981
00:45:22,719 --> 00:45:27,840
Speaker 1: woman with two goblets passing water between them back and forth.

982
00:45:28,280 --> 00:45:31,279
Speaker 1: She also has one foot on land, one foot in water,

983
00:45:31,400 --> 00:45:35,480
Speaker 1: representing balance. Balance. Yes, she looks at peace. She has

984
00:45:35,600 --> 00:45:39,920
Speaker 1: angel wings and a triangle in the center of her heart.

985
00:45:40,239 --> 00:45:40,959
Speaker 2: Wonder what that means?

986
00:45:40,960 --> 00:45:44,000
Speaker 1: A red triangle in the center of her heart. Let's see, okay.

987
00:45:44,880 --> 00:45:49,240
Speaker 1: Temperance is a card for bringing balance, patience, and moderation

988
00:45:49,360 --> 00:45:52,280
Speaker 1: into your life. You're being invited to stabilize your energy

989
00:45:52,320 --> 00:45:54,319
Speaker 1: and to allow the life force to flow through you

990
00:45:54,400 --> 00:45:58,200
Speaker 1: without force or resistance. It's time to recover your flow

991
00:45:58,280 --> 00:46:01,040
Speaker 1: and get your life back into order and balance. This

992
00:46:01,120 --> 00:46:03,439
Speaker 1: card calls on you to remain calm even when life

993
00:46:03,440 --> 00:46:07,480
Speaker 1: feels stressful or frantic. Maintain an even temperament, and manage

994
00:46:07,520 --> 00:46:11,200
Speaker 1: your emotions. You have learned to keep composed stressful situations.

995
00:46:11,520 --> 00:46:14,040
Speaker 1: Little things don't get to you thanks to your seemingly

996
00:46:14,040 --> 00:46:17,799
Speaker 1: abundant source of patience, Your respect for balance and tranquility

997
00:46:17,880 --> 00:46:20,400
Speaker 1: is what will help you achieve and experience fulfillment in

998
00:46:20,440 --> 00:46:23,319
Speaker 1: your life. Temperest asks you to take the middle path

999
00:46:23,400 --> 00:46:26,440
Speaker 1: and accommodate all perspectives. Now is not the time to

1000
00:46:26,480 --> 00:46:30,200
Speaker 1: be highly opinionated or controversial. Be the peacekeeper and take

1001
00:46:30,200 --> 00:46:34,480
Speaker 1: a balance and moderate approach, avoiding any extremes. Include others

1002
00:46:34,520 --> 00:46:37,200
Speaker 1: and bring together diverse groups of people to create harmony

1003
00:46:37,480 --> 00:46:41,000
Speaker 1: and cooperation. By working together, you'll collectively leverage the right

1004
00:46:41,040 --> 00:46:46,280
Speaker 1: mix of talents, experiences, abilities and skills. I love that. Yes,

1005
00:46:46,400 --> 00:46:47,400
Speaker 1: I received that.

1006
00:46:47,400 --> 00:46:50,439
Speaker 3: That feels aligned, and I just thought about it today

1007
00:46:50,440 --> 00:46:51,080
Speaker 3: as the full moon.

1008
00:46:51,160 --> 00:46:54,760
Speaker 2: Actually, oh yeah, so yes, I'm going to call.

1009
00:46:54,600 --> 00:46:58,440
Speaker 3: In even more of this energy in this moon of temperance,

1010
00:46:58,560 --> 00:47:05,120
Speaker 3: a balance of patience and so deep listening and finding.

1011
00:47:04,880 --> 00:47:14,760
Speaker 2: High roads on in every space. An affirmation this week

1012
00:47:16,440 --> 00:47:17,439
Speaker 2: that just hopped off.

1013
00:47:18,280 --> 00:47:20,600
Speaker 1: Did you see that it doesn't want to be.

1014
00:47:23,560 --> 00:47:25,040
Speaker 2: Holiday season? It's temperance.

1015
00:47:25,080 --> 00:47:29,800
Speaker 1: She's telling it.

1016
00:47:29,800 --> 00:47:35,080
Speaker 2: It's holiday taro affirmation.

1017
00:47:37,080 --> 00:47:42,120
Speaker 9: Ho ho ho bitch t is the season to ho ho,

1018
00:47:41,600 --> 00:47:52,000
Speaker 9: holiday hose, have holy time, happier endings, holiday hose, happy

1019
00:47:52,920 --> 00:47:59,920
Speaker 9: mm hmm, holiway hose and mistletoe holiday hose and mistletoe

1020
00:48:00,040 --> 00:48:09,120
Speaker 9: holiday hose and mistletoe. That's beautiful, that's it, okay perfect, which.

1021
00:48:08,880 --> 00:48:12,880
Speaker 2: Means basically, fuck it well, happy holidays.

1022
00:48:12,880 --> 00:48:16,080
Speaker 3: Try We fucking love you, and don't forget to check

1023
00:48:16,120 --> 00:48:20,160
Speaker 3: out our shop. We have holiday gifts for you, guys.

1024
00:48:20,200 --> 00:48:23,080
Speaker 3: These are like the perfect gifts for the holiday. We

1025
00:48:23,120 --> 00:48:25,960
Speaker 3: have our good Mom, good back, good mom, good dad,

1026
00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:30,160
Speaker 3: good kid, good human basically collection and we all.

1027
00:48:30,080 --> 00:48:33,560
Speaker 2: The cannon mom stuff yeah, moms love flowers.

1028
00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:37,480
Speaker 1: Our bad Choice necklaces, Bad Choices necklaces.

1029
00:48:38,440 --> 00:48:43,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, and our book, so make sure you order our book.

1030
00:48:43,160 --> 00:48:45,719
Speaker 3: We have all the links in this episode description. Support

1031
00:48:45,920 --> 00:48:48,839
Speaker 3: Shop Black, Shop Brown this holiday and.

1032
00:48:48,800 --> 00:48:51,680
Speaker 1: Support yourself by getting yourself a holiday gift and getting

1033
00:48:51,719 --> 00:48:53,959
Speaker 1: yourself a retreat. If there's a woman in your life

1034
00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:55,640
Speaker 1: that you love, or you're the woman that you love

1035
00:48:55,680 --> 00:48:57,640
Speaker 1: and you need to pour into your own cup. We

1036
00:48:57,680 --> 00:48:59,480
Speaker 1: have our jamaic It retreat coming up. We have our

1037
00:48:59,480 --> 00:49:01,239
Speaker 1: Women's to rek a trip coming up, and we have

1038
00:49:01,280 --> 00:49:02,879
Speaker 1: a Mommy and Me and retreat coming up. So there's

1039
00:49:02,880 --> 00:49:04,400
Speaker 1: no excuse. So you don't have a babysitter. If you

1040
00:49:04,400 --> 00:49:08,080
Speaker 1: have a daughter ages eighteen, fourteen, eighth or fourteen.

1041
00:49:08,120 --> 00:49:11,239
Speaker 2: Thanks so yeah, yeah, that's other thing.

1042
00:49:12,719 --> 00:49:18,359
Speaker 1: Pull up and use the codes holiday home and get

1043
00:49:18,560 --> 00:49:22,799
Speaker 1: the discounts and enjoin us. You will see you next week.

1044
00:49:22,840 --> 00:49:27,719
Speaker 2: We love you play I leave. Yeah, I'm living so good.

1045
00:49:27,760 --> 00:49:28,399
Speaker 1: Can't you tell?

1046
00:49:28,640 --> 00:49:30,799
Speaker 8: I went through a drought. That's until I found out

1047
00:49:30,800 --> 00:49:32,759
Speaker 8: well may might have been known earth. I used to

1048
00:49:32,840 --> 00:49:35,080
Speaker 8: be broken tail, now got the blues in to like

1049
00:49:35,200 --> 00:49:38,440
Speaker 8: Beyonce Jasell throat shot or pop in his cow wearing

1050
00:49:38,440 --> 00:49:41,680
Speaker 8: our voices patriarch and catch it in the box to what'splois?

1051
00:49:41,800 --> 00:49:44,240
Speaker 8: Women put the pe and powers, so what's pointless?

1052
00:49:44,239 --> 00:49:45,319
Speaker 1: They want me to be good?

1053
00:49:45,400 --> 00:49:46,880
Speaker 4: So I made bad choices.

1054
00:49:47,040 --> 00:49:49,520
Speaker 8: Bad mom not a bad mom, but a bad mom.

1055
00:49:49,600 --> 00:49:52,600
Speaker 8: Gitter's in on put cannabis in their bath. Bon walked

1056
00:49:52,600 --> 00:49:55,439
Speaker 8: in bosses cap and I blew his cat boss hot dog.

1057
00:49:55,560 --> 00:49:57,920
Speaker 1: Now I'm immune to the cat called Herbie and.

1058
00:49:57,960 --> 00:50:00,080
Speaker 8: No waisted straight to win like a dollar sign. My

1059
00:50:00,120 --> 00:50:01,920
Speaker 8: mother ren the lover and saw what it's like a

1060
00:50:02,040 --> 00:50:05,239
Speaker 8: water summary. You rent the winter resential, will when the summertime?

1061
00:50:05,400 --> 00:50:07,160
Speaker 8: I do what all ain't no one that needs to

1062
00:50:07,239 --> 00:50:07,759
Speaker 8: run it by