Speaker 1: Forever. Ola oh la hola ho lie, oh lah, it's
Speaker 1: a hole here, hola hola darling. Oh my god, I'm
Speaker 1: I'm so excited for the summer, but I just I
Speaker 1: need to there's so much prep Like I want to
Speaker 1: get my feet right, and my feet are not there yet.
Speaker 1: What do you mean you got them painted this week?
Speaker 1: That's not enough, Like I legit need to soak them
Speaker 1: bitches for like days. They just have gone through so much.
Speaker 2: When you go to the to get your pedicure, you
Speaker 2: don't let them do the callus remover for you.
Speaker 1: Okay, let me tell you about this bitch ass Neil Salon.
Speaker 1: I went to name Marie in.
Speaker 2: Soho, Well, so ho, they don't give a damn about
Speaker 2: your sis. It's a different if it's white people doing
Speaker 2: the nails white people, it's Spanish people or Asian people. Well,
Speaker 2: they got attitudes. Now, I don't know what they're going through.
Speaker 2: It must be full moon or something for them. It
Speaker 2: must be a year of it. Don't give a damn
Speaker 2: because they yell at my nail check this week too.
Speaker 1: What happened?
Speaker 2: She pushed all my cuticles back and then didn't paint
Speaker 2: my nails to where she pushed my cuticles. It was like,
Speaker 2: since it looks like I need a feeling now, like
Speaker 2: how I'm here? And you pushed every anyway. So I
Speaker 2: had to yell at her and she was like, we'll
Speaker 2: do another code. Did you try to act like I
Speaker 2: was being dramatic and all of the white people in
Speaker 2: the salon were looking at me like I was being
Speaker 2: extra And I was like, I paid you.
Speaker 1: Get my nails fifty dollars for a petty Oh, I
Speaker 1: thought you did these yourself exactly, motherfucking exactly. Now this
Speaker 1: is first world problem, i'd be. But still I paid
Speaker 1: for a manicure and pedicure. I don't even want to
Speaker 1: tell you what I meant. But you paid because I
Speaker 1: just said I paid fifty for a manicure and a pedicure. Yeah,
Speaker 1: how much did you pay? You're gonna show us your toes.
Speaker 1: I had to give it. I had to give a tip.
Speaker 1: How much did you pay? You got to say something
Speaker 1: gross like seventy nine dollars in soho friend you was
Speaker 1: you went to boot you went to Baltazar and you
Speaker 1: were like, oh, help, but what.
Speaker 2: You're trying to get your sex in the city on
Speaker 2: You forgot who you are, Bushwick Bushwick Bidet.
Speaker 1: How much did you pay? Like seventy something dollars?
Speaker 2: Yeh see, I was yelling at my fifty. I was like,
Speaker 2: I paid you already.
Speaker 1: I was arguing with it. I was like, you're doing
Speaker 1: my toes terribly. First of all, you're not scraping any
Speaker 1: of the dead skin off. You hit it a couple
Speaker 1: of times and you try to move on, and I
Speaker 1: was like, what is this? Yeah, you got to soak
Speaker 1: them in like the salt. And I see the way somebody,
Speaker 1: the way they dip your feet in the water. That's
Speaker 1: how you know this shit is gonna be either good
Speaker 1: or trash. Yeah. She grabbed me by the shin and
Speaker 1: shoved my foot in the water and I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: they real aggressive here. My water wasn't even warm, bitch,
Speaker 1: it was chilly. It was like they put ice cubes
Speaker 1: in it. Okay, the water was freezing.
Speaker 2: Let's gonna get those fish pedicures so the little fish
Speaker 2: can eat the dead skin.
Speaker 1: Off our feet. Let's do that. Let's see how much
Speaker 1: those cost. It's gonna be a lot. It's Patreon Patreon fund.
Speaker 1: So what happened? You yelled at this woman? I said, yeah,
Speaker 1: you're not really doing my toes right, and it looks bumpy.
Speaker 1: I mean, you didn't like it had a little buffet
Speaker 1: buffet or anything like that. And you know, she said whatever,
Speaker 1: and then you know, called over somebody else and a
Speaker 1: woman started examining my feet and you were like, you
Speaker 1: too close to my toes And basically she was looking
Speaker 1: at my feet like, well, sins, your feet are just ugly.
Speaker 1: So there's nothing we can do. You gotta talk to
Speaker 1: God about that. Oh my butt. God. And it's just
Speaker 1: like a girl, good God, Like, what's going on here?
Speaker 1: I'm not understanding. So she did my toes bad? Did
Speaker 1: my After she did my toes, she was on my
Speaker 1: hands and I had already spoke to her about my toes,
Speaker 1: and I was like, I just know you're gonna do
Speaker 1: the hands fucked up anyway. Oh my god. New York
Speaker 1: Post women's feet fall off after getting a fish pedicure.
Speaker 1: Wait what, Oh my god, talk about it. Rene. Wait
Speaker 1: let me see.
Speaker 2: Okay, a woman's toenail started falling off when she contracted
Speaker 2: a disease when getting a fish pedicure, according to a
Speaker 2: doctor's report published Tuesday. The bizarre beauty practice as people
Speaker 2: rest their feet in tubes of lukewarm water. Why tiny
Speaker 2: fish called garra rufa nibble at their dead skin. Anyway,
Speaker 2: how toenails started falling off? She was in her twenties.
Speaker 2: Months after her nails stopped growing and fell off, the
Speaker 2: woman went to visit her dermato.
Speaker 1: This was ruled out. Blah bla blah bla blah blah
Speaker 1: blahlah blah. That was in the New York Post last year.
Speaker 1: So maybe we're not going to go do that. Just
Speaker 1: keep going.
Speaker 2: Awhere you're going, friend, I need my toenails. It's the
Speaker 2: top of the summer and my toenails fall off.
Speaker 1: Well, every year a toenail falls off for me, so
Speaker 1: that's nothing. A whole toenail falls on. Well, you know what,
Speaker 1: since I stopped waitressing, the toenails have not fallen off.
Speaker 1: But when I was working, I would like probably hit
Speaker 1: my toe up against something. Somebody would step on a toe,
Speaker 1: like it's just a lot of chaos going on in
Speaker 1: a nightclub.
Speaker 2: So what does it mean that the toenail falls off.
Speaker 2: It's dead, so it's black.
Speaker 1: It's black. You didn't hit it up against something and
Speaker 1: it's gone, and then it falls off and there's just
Speaker 1: a little hole there at the wait Please give us
Speaker 1: the visual friend, because Andrew and I are literally it's
Speaker 1: a not you. Okay, So what does it look like
Speaker 1: when it falls off? It's your skin. Oh and she
Speaker 1: was tucking his toes. You're tucking in your dick. It's
Speaker 1: what's wrongs sucking his toes and it lifts the toe. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: it lifts the toe now and it's like, this is fungus. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's pretty much wre My feet be like and it's
Speaker 1: just like, ugh, yeah, I'm lucky that, you know, I
Speaker 1: haven't waitress in a long time so that my feet
Speaker 1: have the room to breathe. But at the same time,
Speaker 1: my feet are still haggard and be and I don't know.
Speaker 1: I just I want my summer to be me and
Speaker 1: my feet out and not have to get these thick
Speaker 1: gas straps over my toes. So don't put the drops
Speaker 1: on your toes, just to be prepared. If you do
Speaker 1: take the train or walk outside near your group of
Speaker 1: young teenagers, they're gonna be like, oh man, them dogs
Speaker 1: is barking like they gonna look but you know, shout
Speaker 1: out to Tammy and all her dogs. Oh my god, heyboo,
Speaker 1: damn tim Tium. Okay, so you were assertive and you
Speaker 1: got results or they just lose my hands. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: you picked it back. Color friend, Oh you don't like
Speaker 1: the color. I thought you painted those yourself. I just
Speaker 1: can't win.
Speaker 2: I just you know, mine are yellow and chipped, and
Speaker 2: I walked out they was chipping. So it's like, y'all
Speaker 2: ain't got no Etsy products in or SOMESI.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? He said, yea, he said Etsy?
Speaker 1: Which one did they use? I don't know, you know,
Speaker 1: the like the cheap colors. I'm like, I just feel
Speaker 1: like people focus on so many things other than the
Speaker 1: small things. And it's like the small things tell you
Speaker 1: who you are as a person. Oh so like you
Speaker 1: could dress nice, you got your makeup done, even get
Speaker 1: your hair done right. But then there's other things. It's like, ah,
Speaker 1: nails raggedy, like there's mad dirt underneath, Like you're you're
Speaker 1: a gross person, raggedy your feet, you got bunions everywhere.
Speaker 1: If you're not a dancer, a basketball player, it's like, well,
Speaker 1: what are you doing?
Speaker 2: Maybe I'll play soccer, Maybe maybe I run in two
Speaker 2: tight shoes. Maybe I'm a waitress and I wear heels
Speaker 2: to work. Maybe it's hereditary. And my mom got bad feet,
Speaker 2: and her mom got bad feet, and her mom's mom
Speaker 2: got bad feet.
Speaker 1: You know, bunions can be passed down from generation to generation.
Speaker 1: Is that true?
Speaker 2: Probably listeners, possibly a mighty google it. Honestly, if somebody
Speaker 2: says no, that person is lying.
Speaker 1: Talking to Marie's talking. Our feet are so cute. My
Speaker 1: feet are not cue. She's got Q hands and Q feet.
Speaker 2: Wow, my hands are dry. Somebody told me once a
Speaker 2: guy that I was dating. The guy I lost my
Speaker 2: virginity too, told me I had hands rough like a man.
Speaker 2: He was Trinidadian, and we don't do them no more so.
Speaker 2: Trinidad is can telled.
Speaker 1: I believe in your friends. He also had corn rows,
Speaker 1: and that also can't cancel. Throw it away, bye bye
Speaker 1: bye bye bye bye bye bye. That's it, going down
Speaker 1: the drink. Yes, I just want to focus on the
Speaker 1: smaller things, you know, maybe waxing a little bit more,
Speaker 1: or like getting the cat like wax too. I've never
Speaker 1: gotten a bikini wax. I've never gotten one either. We
Speaker 1: should go we should go to what wax place. We
Speaker 1: should get it done. I'll videotape your face and you
Speaker 1: can videotape my face. I'm gonna be scared. It's scary,
Speaker 1: it's gonna hurt. Well, you know what.
Speaker 2: I had never gotten anybody parts waxed. And I went
Speaker 2: and got I got high, and then I was like,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna get my mustache waxed.
Speaker 1: Bitch.
Speaker 2: I went in and I walked in real loud. I
Speaker 2: was like mustache. They were like okay. I was like,
Speaker 2: I don't have an appointment, but I'm here for my mustache.
Speaker 2: They take me to the back. The wax is all hot.
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, I'm not high enough for this anymore,
Speaker 1: and they ripped it off my face. It did hurt.
Speaker 1: There's no way.
Speaker 2: I don't know how people do bikini And then it
Speaker 2: felt really smooth. When I left, she like wiped it
Speaker 2: down and I went to the Apple store and all
Speaker 2: of these bumps, like because my skin was irritated, all
Speaker 2: of these bumps I had like a I had a
Speaker 2: smooth mustache that was then bumpy.
Speaker 1: So it was it was dirty or would you just
Speaker 1: have a reaction?
Speaker 2: And it was I think what it is is when
Speaker 2: you're you don't do anything to your face and then
Speaker 2: it's that much.
Speaker 1: I don't know. It was like really aggressive, like ripping
Speaker 1: the wax off my face. It was a it was
Speaker 1: just a reaction. My face was irritated. How much hair
Speaker 1: was on there. It was a lot. I was like,
Speaker 1: did you just do my arm a little bit? It
Speaker 1: was a lot. It was a lot of hair.
Speaker 2: I was like, it's long too, we could braid those.
Speaker 2: And lady was like, oh, look, she was laughing at
Speaker 2: me too.
Speaker 1: The uh the wax lady, Oh, you're funny. You came
Speaker 1: in there like mustache, not holding back at all, real
Speaker 1: loud too. I had to walk.
Speaker 2: I had to cross the whole salon mustache, I mustache,
Speaker 2: you question. I ran out of the Apple store. I
Speaker 2: didn't even buy what I went in there for.
Speaker 1: I definitely need to get a wax. It's my butthole
Speaker 1: all the time? Your butthole? Yeah, what should mean all
Speaker 1: the time, it's just poopy getting caught in the hand. No,
Speaker 1: it's like I shaved it and then it got do
Speaker 1: you shave your butthole? It's so bad? And then you're like, Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna shave it again. I'm not gonna do it.
Speaker 1: And then you're like, oh, this is getting out of
Speaker 1: hand because you know it just grows more, so you
Speaker 1: shave and then it gets worse. No, I've never shaved
Speaker 1: my buttholes never.
Speaker 2: I've tried to near it and I was like, well,
Speaker 2: I gotta lay because you don't want to accidentally get
Speaker 2: naire in your butthole.
Speaker 1: Now you got I don't know as cancer or something.
Speaker 1: Sam Taggart is having a BBQ at five o'clock, So
Speaker 1: thank you for saying that on the podcast, friend, because
Speaker 1: the people listening need to know what we might could
Speaker 1: be doing later. Sam Taggart, he's got a backyard, he's done.
Speaker 1: He's doing quite well. A friend. Oh you know what
Speaker 1: I Oh my god, let me tell you what I
Speaker 1: did last night. Okay, So I was supposed to go
Speaker 1: out with you guys last night. I came home a
Speaker 1: come on tweet.
Speaker 2: So I was looking at apartments because I was like, well,
Speaker 2: you know, I haven't been on street easy in a moment.
Speaker 2: One of my favorite pastimes is to go on StreetEasy
Speaker 2: dot com and type in people's addresses to see what
Speaker 2: they weren't easy, But I think street easy only works
Speaker 2: here in New York. But I was at so our
Speaker 2: friend Molly is staying with like her rich friend in
Speaker 2: Keith Herring's apartment right so in soho like right off
Speaker 2: grand whatever whatever, like.
Speaker 1: You know, like a cute situation. And then we went
Speaker 1: to Margo's house. Yes, and Molly's friend in Williamsburg.
Speaker 2: She's moving to a place around the corner but two story,
Speaker 2: like like a nice everything's painted white. She got like
Speaker 2: teak furniture and stuff. Blah blah blah, bah blah. So
Speaker 2: I went home and I was like, well, let me
Speaker 2: go on Street Easy. I haven't been on it since
Speaker 2: I had a job, because when I had the job,
Speaker 2: I was like, I'm moving out in August. So I
Speaker 2: was anyway, an apartment.
Speaker 1: Right next to my old ex boyfriend's house is available,
Speaker 1: and I feel like, kind of in the budget, should
Speaker 1: I move in to my ex boyfriend's neighbor's house.
Speaker 2: Let's talk about it. Let's talk about it. Because I
Speaker 2: was like, I feel like I want to go see
Speaker 2: the place. I know it's it's like nine hundred plus
Speaker 2: square feet. It's kind of what I want.
Speaker 1: It looks if it's the place that I'm thinking about,
Speaker 1: like where I had my birthday party two years ago
Speaker 1: that had the built in bookshelves. It's not it's not
Speaker 1: that big, but it's like similar vibe to that. It's
Speaker 1: a floor through apartment. It's the four Green, it's right
Speaker 1: off the park, but it's literally neighbors with the dude
Speaker 1: that I used to date five years ago. How do
Speaker 1: we think about what we think? Pots and pants? Pots
Speaker 1: and pants? Fuck right, It's like it's like I'll be cloth.
Speaker 1: Maybe I'll never see him. No, maybe I don't get
Speaker 1: back together. It's I don't want to get back with him. Girl.
Speaker 1: We don't. We don't do refunds, no take backs, no
Speaker 1: rain checks. This this is this is how your pilot
Speaker 1: starts moves into an apartment next to X, or.
Speaker 2: Or the pilot is moves into apartment next to X,
Speaker 2: bringing random dudes in every other day, and he's and
Speaker 2: he's like, wow, it's a brothel over there. And I'm like,
Speaker 2: how you doing.
Speaker 1: You good? Can you water my plants while I'm out?
Speaker 1: I leave him my keys.
Speaker 2: He comes over and it's just just like six swing
Speaker 2: and like loose buttthole hairs everywhere. Maybe that's what my
Speaker 2: that's what my life is. In nine twenty twenty. In
Speaker 2: twenty twenty Honestly, this.
Speaker 1: Is the first time I'm speechless, Andrew, what do you think?
Speaker 1: This is the first time I'm like, is comment? Is
Speaker 1: it like it? Are?
Speaker 2: Is it worth it to live next door to this dude?
Speaker 2: And also maybe he moved? Maybe he moved. I say,
Speaker 2: go to the open house, see the unit. See how
Speaker 2: I feel that being said, I can't move until September,
Speaker 2: so I don't know why I'm looking, but but you
Speaker 2: can still look.
Speaker 1: It's healthier. I would go. I'll come with you. Okay, great?
Speaker 1: And do you think it's crazy? You don't think I
Speaker 1: should be neighbors with my ex? Rie is a fucking
Speaker 1: bull bitch. If my ex had any of the nerve
Speaker 1: to live where I am. Oh, Molotov copta, Oh the
Speaker 1: apartment that you want? Oh it's on fire. Sorry, I'm
Speaker 1: so sorry. Oh my god. I hope the building's ensured.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but the buildings all touch. So if my buildings
Speaker 2: on fire, his building is also on fire.
Speaker 1: All right, I had to move out anyway. All right, Well,
Speaker 1: I say we should go look at it and see
Speaker 1: how we feel about it. I'll look at it, I'll
Speaker 1: take pictures and every four green Marie, that's kind of crazy.
Speaker 1: That y'all broke up. You never saw him the game.
Speaker 1: That's I think I did see him once and I
Speaker 1: ran the other way. That's not how New York works.
Speaker 1: But also that is how New York works. I have
Speaker 1: not run into Yeah, and I've your girl had some
Speaker 1: time miles on this this thing. How many miles you
Speaker 1: got on that bank? That one hundred thousand miles thousand.
Speaker 1: It's a used Toyota, which is a used camera.
Speaker 2: Cat Yeah, okay, cool, cool, I don't know whatever it's
Speaker 2: it's more for me. I don't give a damn about him, Honestly,
Speaker 2: I know, I know you don't give a damn.
Speaker 1: There's so many other places. Yeah, but this is you know,
Speaker 1: this is cheap. This is cheap, cheap, cheap. It's like
Speaker 1: eighteen hundred dollars for one bedroom in a cute neighborhood.
Speaker 3: I don't know. It was just I don't know.
Speaker 1: You're selling it as like this is the part of
Speaker 1: the product. You know, it's next to your ass. I'm
Speaker 1: not selling it as that. I'm telling you that's where
Speaker 1: it is.
Speaker 2: I still google, I still message the the realatory, like
Speaker 2: I would love to see this unit.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. And I was like, I'm just gonna
Speaker 1: go look, oh my god, I can this is the
Speaker 1: this is your this is the pause about you. But
Speaker 1: also a con the pause. Yeah, the pause is it's
Speaker 1: the pause the pros. I'm like the pause, I say
Speaker 1: a pause. You know she's saying it's pros and constant.
Speaker 1: It's you would say pause and then you'd say meg.
Speaker 1: Oh if you was gonna say that, Meg, okay, I
Speaker 1: can mix it. I do what I want that. That's
Speaker 1: actually the con about you. That's the man is you
Speaker 1: just be remixing things. Okay, So what's the pro or
Speaker 1: the pause about me? You get something in your head
Speaker 1: and you're like, I'm gonna fucking do it. Con you
Speaker 1: get something in your head, I'm gonna do it. Yeah.
Speaker 2: But you know what though, because I feel like we
Speaker 2: waste I waste so much time. Right, There's twenty four
Speaker 2: hours in a day, and there are days where I
Speaker 2: don't really do nothing, and sometimes I be well, I'm
Speaker 2: going out to happy hour and this is the first
Speaker 2: time I've had any human interaction all day. Like, okay,
Speaker 2: So if you have something in your head that you
Speaker 2: want to do, I say, just do it. Otherwise stop
Speaker 2: talking about it, right, yeah, and stop thinking about it.
Speaker 2: If you're not gonna do it, then not don't do it.
Speaker 2: But if you're gonna do it, didn't do it. Also,
Speaker 2: it can make for a very interesting summer. Maybe we
Speaker 2: can make him move. He'll be so upset that I
Speaker 2: live next to him that he'll move.
Speaker 1: That's so evil of you. It's a little bit evil.
Speaker 1: But like, also, sis, I'm just evil is good? Ass
Speaker 1: is good? You get some evil asso evil ass? Yeah
Speaker 1: you didn't watch Vampire in Brooklyn. Obviously I do. That
Speaker 1: is Eddie Murphy as a preacher preaching about ass and evil.
Speaker 1: Ass is evil, No, evil's good. Ass is good? Speaking
Speaker 1: of ass, Andrew, have you ever gotten your ass?
Speaker 4: Wext?
Speaker 1: I've gotten who's who was? He was like, damn, you
Speaker 1: need a wax bitch. You were on a date and
Speaker 1: somebody offered to go wax it. Well let me see.
Speaker 1: Well yeah, drop drop your trous let's look at this.
Speaker 1: Drop trout, don't get don't be shy, bitch. We didn't
Speaker 1: see the dick you've been with, so stop it. Have
Speaker 1: we seen the dick? He's yes, oh yeah, beautiful. I
Speaker 1: was like, good, God good.
Speaker 2: I was like, I was like, Andrew, we went to
Speaker 2: Shakeshack last week, and Andrew said he might be getting
Speaker 2: dick after and Sydney was like, maybe you shouldn't be eating.
Speaker 1: This burger I did. Andrew was like, I'm a grown
Speaker 1: ass man. I was like, we'll get ship on the dick,
Speaker 1: then ship on the dick. It's fine grade a great
Speaker 1: ad couture u s d a. Can you tell that
Speaker 1: we have not been anything yet? Today? We are delusional?
Speaker 1: But do do? That was a juju that's French. Do
Speaker 1: do do? Actually you begin to yeah in the studio.
Speaker 2: Imagine, so Andrew, when me and Sidney go get our
Speaker 2: Brazilian waxes, which we're doing, come with us.
Speaker 1: We will loop you into the Patreon just for the wax.
Speaker 1: How much does it cost the wax? That ass a
Speaker 1: Brazilian that's serious. How much does a Brazilian wax cost? Oh?
Speaker 1: She threw nut in theres Yeah, it says nut in there.
Speaker 2: A Brazilian wax treatment usually costs fifty to one hundred
Speaker 2: and twenty dollars at a reputable day spa for.
Speaker 1: Pain. Yeah, but then after that your butt is gonna
Speaker 1: be glorious. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Maybe you know when you first shave your legs and
Speaker 2: you go to bed and you're.
Speaker 1: Like, oh, I can feel the sheets on my skin.
Speaker 2: That's what your butthole feels like. Yeah, you just feel
Speaker 2: like it's more aero dynamic. Right, the wind is coming
Speaker 2: through it better. Honestly, you might be able to throw
Speaker 2: it back faster. Possibly, I mean sure, for sure, but honey,
Speaker 2: live your life. Okay, So Sidney used to shave her butthole.
Speaker 2: I don't know how you did that. Show us the form,
Speaker 2: the position you had to be in to do that,
Speaker 2: because you got to you gotta hit a three point stance.
Speaker 1: Will first? I grab one?
Speaker 2: Can you show us? I want to shoot content for
Speaker 2: the for the for the video for the thing. Okay,
Speaker 2: this is Sydney showing us how she wax shaves her ass.
Speaker 1: Okay, oh wow, Okay, the line is cricket on your pants?
Speaker 1: Uh huh? And this is in it? Oh?
Speaker 2: No, are you using a special razor when you do this?
Speaker 1: He's not here for any of this. He's like, yup,
Speaker 1: city must have go uh not front to back. You're
Speaker 1: supposed to go front to back, not back to front. Gross,
Speaker 1: I got it. I got it on a video that's
Speaker 1: gonna go up. That's content for when the episode comes out,
Speaker 1: we need content, sure, for sure. Ah yeah, but it's fine.
Speaker 1: But I got it.
Speaker 2: Sydney shoulder, she literally hits a h legs more than
Speaker 2: shoulder was apart, and then she literally pulled her cheeks apart.
Speaker 1: How do you get that thick ass razor between your budget? No,
Speaker 1: I have the Lady Razor. I pay a little extra
Speaker 1: for pink razors or pink text you know, do what
Speaker 1: I do. The do I've never had do on a razor,
Speaker 1: so I'm good. Yeah, but if you had, would you
Speaker 1: tell us? The answer is, I'm pretty honest with both
Speaker 1: of you. I have no shame. Okay, most embarrassing thing
Speaker 1: that ever happened to you in a shower, most embarrassing thing.
Speaker 1: I just think having sex in the shower is stupid.
Speaker 1: So like it's not. There was a time that like
Speaker 1: I slipped, I definitely slip, not on the dick. You
Speaker 1: grabbed the shower curtain and the whole thing fell out. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was. It was bad. The other person was just
Speaker 1: like furious because it was their house. Because it's like,
Speaker 1: I'm cold, there's water everywhere. I slipped. They got to
Speaker 1: pick me up and not fall. No answer was absolutely
Speaker 1: lamp after that. Do you see it? You see it?
Speaker 1: Bitch fall slated. It was like, pew, I'm all set.
Speaker 1: He's like, you know what, I gotta get up early
Speaker 1: in the morning.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And you were like, but you don't work, and
Speaker 2: he was like, yeah, I'm gonna change that tonight.
Speaker 1: Yeah. It was. It was sad. Wow. Do you have
Speaker 1: any embarrassing things?
Speaker 2: Most ambassing things that ever happened to me? In the
Speaker 2: shower as a child that was too old to be
Speaker 2: doing this. I pooped in the shower at my mom's house,
Speaker 2: and then I tried to smush it in the holes.
Speaker 1: Oh that is disgusting. How old are you? Sis? Like nine?
Speaker 1: You totally knew better. Oh dude, I knew better. I b.
Speaker 2: Well, you know, because you fart and you think, oh
Speaker 2: you fart, and then you're like, oh, little little piece
Speaker 2: of poop came out.
Speaker 1: Dr little douru came out? How much a little little
Speaker 1: piece of.
Speaker 4: You?
Speaker 1: Smash it with your toes. I literally threw up in
Speaker 1: smash it with your toes. It's gross. I should have
Speaker 1: just picked it up and thrown it in the trash.
Speaker 1: You would have picked it up with my hand. You
Speaker 1: if you shop in the tub. You burn the tub.
Speaker 1: That tub is gone now. And then the other time
Speaker 1: I did it, I forgot about the poop and my
Speaker 1: mom there was another time it happened twice. His face
Speaker 1: is like the second time I did it, my mother was.
Speaker 4: Like, ah, left in the top, and we were all like,
Speaker 4: I don't know who showered, but I was like, I
Speaker 4: haven't even bathes yet, still have my shower cap on.
Speaker 1: In the tub. Oh my god. That's at that time,
Speaker 1: I was like ten, so double digits, okay, but I've
Speaker 1: never pooped in the hub while I was having sex.
Speaker 1: Let's lie this foolishness to the side.
Speaker 2: Everybody in here has pooped in the tub. That's Andrew
Speaker 2: you in the tub.
Speaker 1: I think that in the tub in the we make
Speaker 1: love in it.
Speaker 2: I uh, Andrew, the most embrassing thing that's ever happened
Speaker 2: to you in the shower.
Speaker 1: Share it with us.
Speaker 2: You with someone you were with somebody post orgasm but
Speaker 2: he still had not finished.
Speaker 1: I want you to lay down in the tub and
Speaker 1: this is it just feels you felt like a porn star.
Speaker 2: This is uncomfortable, Andrew, you be having like that that
Speaker 2: like uh, like Missionary six in the shower.
Speaker 1: No, I just mean, like what you're talking about, like
Speaker 1: that was also just it wasn't comfortable. Yeah, so he
Speaker 1: came on your face. So he came in my face
Speaker 1: because you were like, ell, yeah, but don't put that.
Speaker 2: Don't put your dick by my face. You put your
Speaker 2: dick by my face. I am't going to bite it off.
Speaker 2: Lorraina bobbed it and then I'm gonna try to push
Speaker 2: it through the holes of the.
Speaker 1: Up the drain. My mom's gonna find it and be like,
Speaker 1: what is that. I'm gonna be like, girl, I don't
Speaker 1: even know.
Speaker 2: I don't even you know, I don't live here, so
Speaker 2: I'm just sliding through me and this decklous bleeding man.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm gonna throw up. We've gotten really
Speaker 1: discussing on this show. We never get this open.
Speaker 2: Bust it open, say something gross, or say something to
Speaker 2: completely change the direction of the podcast.
Speaker 1: Otherwise hush. You know. I just couldn't imagine myself back
Speaker 1: to my old ways. I couldn't imagine paintings in my mouth.
Speaker 1: I could imagine drinking again, but it wouldn't be fun.
Speaker 1: You can imagine drinking again, Yes, it wouldn't be fun. No,
Speaker 1: because we've been through that already.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but like I met you at the end of that,
Speaker 2: I feel like, and we didn't really drink together. We
Speaker 2: did go to This is embarrassing, probably the most embarrassing.
Speaker 2: This is more embrassing than pooping in the toilet, I
Speaker 2: mean in the tub.
Speaker 1: We went to Bbq's Sydney and I Bbq's Bbq's and
Speaker 1: uh got Henny wings right, yeah, and we got those
Speaker 1: giant I feel like that's a lot of things. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Dallas Bbq's. What did I say, Yeah, BBQ we knew
Speaker 1: I knew your Yeah, but you know, because it's hood
Speaker 1: and it's it's touristy and stuff. But you know, the
Speaker 1: wings were cute. Remember that guy that I met that
Speaker 1: I went on a date with and I had my
Speaker 1: bike and everything had her bike.
Speaker 2: I was like, we want wings and he took us
Speaker 2: the Dallas Bbq's and we got wings and then it
Speaker 2: started raining in Sydney.
Speaker 1: Took her bike home. Remember, Nay, give me extra wings
Speaker 1: and everything. Yeah, it was a good time. I liked
Speaker 1: that dude. I mean, I wonder how he's doing. You
Speaker 1: should hit him up. He's in He lives in California.
Speaker 1: Hit him up, just be like, hey, wondering if you
Speaker 1: know you got an apartment opening up.
Speaker 2: No, he whenever he's in New York, he stays at
Speaker 2: in an airbnb in the city because he'd be here
Speaker 2: for work. And I think the last time he was here,
Speaker 2: he was like trying to see if I would come
Speaker 2: over to the airbnb and I was like, nah.
Speaker 1: But now that you have this new found hoism hoism,
Speaker 1: you can the host entennial just drop drop below. I could,
Speaker 1: I could? I guess, yeah, we'll see. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I just I feel like I lost my mojo. Man.
Speaker 1: I remember back in the day, man I, I didn't care.
Speaker 1: I didn't think about any of it. I was just like, yoh,
Speaker 1: I'm doing this shit, okay. And now I'm always thinking
Speaker 1: I'm thinking too much.
Speaker 2: Okay, So what do you want to do. Let's talk
Speaker 2: about it and then we'll motivate.
Speaker 1: You to go do it.
Speaker 2: Well, we talked. We talked about Sydney wants to go
Speaker 2: sky got I said absolutely not. I said I'm not
Speaker 2: gonna do it. But Molly often said she'd be done
Speaker 2: to jump out of a plane with you.
Speaker 1: But Molly is also a white lady. What you thinking
Speaker 1: about Andrew skydiving? Well, why why you hate that? Actually
Speaker 1: you'd have a heart attack or you'd faint something, but
Speaker 1: you might not do you?
Speaker 2: How do you feel about roller coasters? I hate roller
Speaker 2: coasters and you want to jump out of a plane.
Speaker 2: You hate roller coasters, but you want to jump out?
Speaker 1: Then they just we just drop, we leave, and that's
Speaker 1: it all. I gotta I just gotta take it. But
Speaker 1: do you know how long you're falling for? It's longer
Speaker 1: than a roller coaster ride for the view, Baby, take
Speaker 1: a plane while the wind is just like hitting your
Speaker 1: face and you're like, yeah, I would love to die
Speaker 1: in the air, you know, No, no, you just get down.
Speaker 1: We get down to the ground. And then the guy's like,
Speaker 1: all right, Sidney, you did great? Would he wouldn't say
Speaker 1: Sidney though, he'd be like Cindy, Cindy. And then I
Speaker 1: got to tell my mom how you died, and my
Speaker 1: mother would be like, oh sure, why did she do that?
Speaker 1: Like insane person? Why are we friends? That's wild? But
Speaker 1: if you so that's what you want to do, you
Speaker 1: want to go skydive it? Well, I just feel like
Speaker 1: I'm so anxious. I'm always on edge and I just
Speaker 1: want to just do some crazy stuff so that I
Speaker 1: can get out of the Like be on a plane
Speaker 1: is a nightmare I have. I'm always on edge. Everything
Speaker 1: gets me, so I just want to jump out. If
Speaker 1: I jump out and get out, then I'm like, I've
Speaker 1: done it. What in there? What if? What if I
Speaker 1: take an edible jump out? I don't want to know.
Speaker 1: I don't I don't want to do it at all,
Speaker 1: honestly because I feel like I don't know how often
Speaker 1: or what how rare it is that people die doing that.
Speaker 1: But I feel like I'd be one of these like
Speaker 1: rare ass deaths, like they'd be like, well, hush, shoot,
Speaker 1: didn't open. But the instructor that was on her back,
Speaker 1: he when he pulled the cord, his thing came out
Speaker 1: and then they separated, and this little wet smart spot
Speaker 1: right here is where Marie was.
Speaker 2: I don't want to do that. I don't need that.
Speaker 2: That's not how I want to die.
Speaker 1: And I can't do any like acrobatic shit because I
Speaker 1: have motion sickness. What because I was like, oh, I'll
Speaker 1: do that aerial stuff or yeah, yeah, let's let's take
Speaker 1: a surface solet class. Yeah, you know how like you'll
Speaker 1: be in the sky and like, oh, you know what
Speaker 1: you do? You should do the the like silk rope
Speaker 1: thing you do. It look seems like you have to
Speaker 1: have strength. You have probably a good cords I don't have.
Speaker 1: I mean it has a great core.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you should do have those good Okay, So
Speaker 2: maybe maybe the trapeze thing that Carrie Bradshaw did in
Speaker 2: that one episode.
Speaker 1: I think that might be bad for me because I
Speaker 1: have motion sickness. How do you have motions sick? Like?
Speaker 1: I can't be on swings. If I go like a
Speaker 1: swing like up and down, I get sick? What I
Speaker 1: get lightheaded? What a terrible childhood you must have had?
Speaker 1: Can't It happened to me after I turned fourteen or fifteen.
Speaker 2: I was on the part I thought you're gonna say
Speaker 2: after I turned forty. I was about to scream. Imagine
Speaker 2: that's when I found out that you was forty.
Speaker 1: Hey, this is just not funny. You said it happened
Speaker 1: to me. I turned four, and I was like forty. Wow,
Speaker 1: you're right, it's not funny friend, because you're too young
Speaker 1: for these jokes. But wow, I thought you were going
Speaker 1: to say forty what are you gonna do when I
Speaker 1: turned forty, have.
Speaker 2: Probably gonna make me buy some damn balloons for you. No, oh,
Speaker 2: you're not gonna make me turned by blue.
Speaker 1: The listeners don't know. So so it was at Mena's
Speaker 1: birthday and amount of weeks ago there was a big
Speaker 1: fiasco about getting her balloons for her birthday because I
Speaker 1: had already got her cupcakes with her face on it. Yes,
Speaker 1: I spent a stupid amount of money on these based
Speaker 1: on these cupcakes, this is doodu. It was so doodable,
Speaker 1: trash merch duru. And so I spent all this money
Speaker 1: on the cupcakes. You know, didn't even ask Marie, hey,
Speaker 1: you want to split this? Nothing. I was just like,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna take it to the phase because this is
Speaker 1: this was my call. And thank you for standing in
Speaker 1: your own decision, because if you had ran that by me,
Speaker 1: I'd be like, that's way too much money, just too much.
Speaker 1: And it was, well, how much would you have spent
Speaker 1: for cupcakes?
Speaker 2: Anytime I buy cupcakes for my friends at the knitting factory,
Speaker 2: I spend max twenty six dollars a cupcake is like
Speaker 2: three dollars to three seventy five. That's how much a
Speaker 2: single cupcake, like two fifty if you walk out the
Speaker 2: way between two dollars and four dollars is and how
Speaker 2: much one?
Speaker 1: So then I got a mean of these balloons too,
Speaker 1: because you went to balloons. And I'm telling Adrian, Hey,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get these balloons, and she's like, absolutely not.
Speaker 1: You already spent money on these cupcakes. She's not getting
Speaker 1: anything else. And then I called Maria, but and I
Speaker 1: was like Marie. Adrian was like, we're not getting these balloons.
Speaker 1: She was like, they're gonna they're bad for the earth,
Speaker 1: and uh, it's too expensive to go get them and
Speaker 1: bring them back. And I was like, well, I don't
Speaker 1: care about balloons, so neither I don't think I mean
Speaker 1: it will care either. Marie's terrible. We can't call Marie
Speaker 1: and ask her for to be the voice of reason
Speaker 1: because she just she too lax. She don't care, but
Speaker 1: I'm lax about certain things. But like, cause I don't
Speaker 1: know when this happened, but they're somewhere in the last
Speaker 1: five years. Anytime a woman celebrating her birthday, she has
Speaker 1: to have balloons that spell her name out or the
Speaker 1: numbers with the year that she's turning and it's like,
Speaker 1: like what was that for? Like, this is just so
Speaker 1: I could post on social media that people care about me,
Speaker 1: and they got me balloons. And now I turned forty eight,
Speaker 1: like I have a four and an eight, an eight
Speaker 1: and a four and it's like, well, what is that?
Speaker 1: Is that the year you were born?
Speaker 2: Is that how old you are? Is that how much
Speaker 2: you weigh? Like what do these numbers mean? And it's
Speaker 2: it there. The balloons are.
Speaker 1: Like ten or twelve dollars each extensive balloon. It's dumb.
Speaker 1: It's dumb.
Speaker 2: So I said, when my birthday rolls around, I'm not
Speaker 2: gonna give a damn about the balloons. I don't care.
Speaker 2: Then I get a call from Amina literally five minutes later.
Speaker 2: Can you believe if they don't want to buy these
Speaker 2: balloons for me? And I was like, oh, I thought
Speaker 2: you didn't care, but she did care.
Speaker 1: So and I said that she would care, and everybody's
Speaker 1: like there's no way, yeah, but there, but you I
Speaker 1: feel like you played it wrong by asking, Like I
Speaker 1: feel like, don't ask permission, ask forgiveness. You could have
Speaker 1: just showed up to the knitting factor. We would no
Speaker 1: ballo merch schmerch don't ask for permission, ask for forgiveness,
Speaker 1: right right, right right now.
Speaker 2: That's merch right, that's not a me line, though, I
Speaker 2: think uh, I think Langston Hughes said that in the
Speaker 2: during the Renaissance anyway. So I just I feel like
Speaker 2: I would have just not called her, and I would
Speaker 2: have called me, and I wouldn't said anything to Adrian.
Speaker 2: I just would not have bought the balloons. And then
Speaker 2: when we got to the show on Sunday and she
Speaker 2: was like, oh what happened, I'd be like, ah, sis,
Speaker 2: we got them, they blew away or something. I really
Speaker 2: you could have said anything you wanted at that point.
Speaker 2: But Sydney's a thoughtful friend. And Amina, you know, she
Speaker 2: wanted these people who celebrates her birthday for a whole
Speaker 2: week because essentially that's what we did for her.
Speaker 1: But when my birthday rolls around, don't get me Balloon's friend.
Speaker 2: Literally, get get me weed, get me, get me edibles,
Speaker 2: get me good cupcakes, you know, pay for my dinner
Speaker 2: at the diner, Like don't I don't need Like that's
Speaker 2: a lot, because they're just gonna take up space in
Speaker 2: my apartment and then slowly deflate and come lower and
Speaker 2: lower to the ground.
Speaker 1: Gree plays her birthday perfectly because she's like, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: throw myself a party, right right, right, y'all just show up,
Speaker 1: bring a liquor, like it's themed. Figure it out. But
Speaker 1: like after a certain age, you do have to plan
Speaker 1: your own birthday because nobody has the same enthusiasm as
Speaker 1: somebody who's like twenty three, twenty four that it's like, Okay,
Speaker 1: we're gonna go to dinner. Then we're gonna go this,
Speaker 1: we're gonna get this card, everybody give money, we're gonna
Speaker 1: get a gift. Like after a certain age, everybody's like, okay,
Speaker 1: you're alive. Cool, Like birthdays are weird for me. I
Speaker 1: also don't like planning things for groups of people because
Speaker 1: I'm like, well, if people aren't having a good time,
Speaker 1: then that makes me also not have a good time, right,
Speaker 1: And I'm like, Sis, all I'm trying to do is
Speaker 1: do this Molly on my birthday and like live my
Speaker 1: best life. Yeah, So, like pacing back and forth and
Speaker 1: making sure everybody's okay is not what I want to
Speaker 1: do on my birthday. You're an adupe after your twenty
Speaker 1: something birthday, like you should be planning your own crap,
Speaker 1: and if you don't want to do anything extravagant, that's cool.
Speaker 2: Some people their birthdays come and they go and they
Speaker 2: don't really make a big deal out of them. But
Speaker 2: like for me recently, it's just like because my birthdays
Speaker 2: I have always been sad for me as an adult,
Speaker 2: So now it's just like, well, let's just you know,
Speaker 2: do drugs and have a good time and look sexy
Speaker 2: and take photos and make people who didn't get invited
Speaker 2: feel bad. Like that's what my birthday is to me now.
Speaker 2: It's just you should be here and you're not because
Speaker 2: I don't like you, or because the house is too
Speaker 2: small or whatever. But this year I'm celebrating my birthday
Speaker 2: next door to my ex boyfriend's house.
Speaker 1: It's a psycho. I mean, I have a bad experience
Speaker 1: with birthdays now because I was spoiled being a bottle waitress,
Speaker 1: because everybody's like a cheerleader and a rally and like,
Speaker 1: oh okay, we got this this, this planned and so,
Speaker 1: and everybody was making stupid money. Yeah, we don't care
Speaker 1: how much the dinner is, we don't care how much
Speaker 1: this get. We're gonna we just gonna go out.
Speaker 2: So yeah, I was being real fancy. We're gonna start
Speaker 2: at towel and then we're gonna go to this place.
Speaker 1: And then also we got hooked up, so we would
Speaker 1: have a lot of dinners that we didn't have to
Speaker 1: pay for, which is beautiful, and then we would go
Speaker 1: to the club and you know, we're getting bottles for free.
Speaker 1: So like one birthday, my birthday was on Super Bowl Sunday, nightmare,
Speaker 1: but we literally we had somebody from Moist Chandon took
Speaker 1: us to brunch. Yes, we have bottles, bottle I had.
Speaker 1: I had like forty people there, like, we're getting food, drinks,
Speaker 1: everything free. Then the next day on actual no one
Speaker 1: paid for anything or the person paid for ever. It
Speaker 1: was on the car listed great. They got everything we like,
Speaker 1: we got huge bottles of it was crazy LVMH money
Speaker 1: it was. It was wonderful. And then the next day
Speaker 1: we we went to one super Bowl party. We got
Speaker 1: food every free. Then we went to another party after
Speaker 1: that free and I was like, okay, we got one
Speaker 1: more priority to go to it. Everybody was like okay,
Speaker 1: and I think that's the last birthday that everybody was like, okay, bitch,
Speaker 1: this was your last birthday.
Speaker 2: How old were you, like, twenty six, twenty five? Yeah,
Speaker 2: so that sounded like one of them years.
Speaker 1: But that's good.
Speaker 2: A lot of people will never get to say that
Speaker 2: they got to experience that. That's some rockstar behavior right there.
Speaker 1: But I also was thoughtful because I was like, well,
Speaker 1: I don't want my friends to pay for anything, so
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get these hookups and I'm gonna utilize. Okay,
Speaker 1: well so just let's get these hook ups so we
Speaker 1: can utilize them for my birthday this year. I don't
Speaker 1: want to pay for anything. Where's our mo ed Chundan friend? Now?
Speaker 1: Where he worked? He got fired? Now he's still there.
Speaker 1: He died, No, he didn't die, he's still he's still there.
Speaker 1: Since I just don't drink and I haven't gone out
Speaker 1: in fucking years.
Speaker 2: Well, we're going out tonight. We're going, uh, we're hitting
Speaker 2: up a little BBQ. We hitting a little bar, not
Speaker 2: Dallas BBQ, but we're going to on in actual cookout
Speaker 2: where we'll eat a little bit, we'll take some photos.
Speaker 2: I got a new fanny pat. It's red and it
Speaker 2: looks leather, but it's from Rainbow and it was seven dollars.
Speaker 2: And then we're gonna go see some drag and then
Speaker 2: Sydney's gonna do comedy.
Speaker 1: Stupid. I might ask to go first so I could
Speaker 1: go first and just meet y'all back, or I asked
Speaker 1: to go last and then still show up. Yeah. Do
Speaker 1: that feel like you're I gotta be there late? I
Speaker 1: don't know, man, the summer is here, and I'm just like,
Speaker 1: do I love comedy? I do? I do love it,
Speaker 1: But I'm also like, we gotta be our experience and shit.
Speaker 2: Well that's the thing with comedy, and I think this
Speaker 2: is something that people, like a lot of comics get wrong,
Speaker 2: is every day of your life.
Speaker 1: Can't be comedy. Comedy, comedy, comedy, comedy comedy.
Speaker 2: You have to experience things and be with people who
Speaker 2: are not comedians to reset and like recalibrate the way
Speaker 2: that you think and the way you see the world,
Speaker 2: because otherwise, what is your comedy about?
Speaker 1: If you all you do is do.
Speaker 2: Shows every night of the week, everyone that you talk
Speaker 2: to is a comedian, like you boring at this point
Speaker 2: and drag Me, regular people who are watching you were like,
Speaker 2: is this a human being or a cartoon character?
Speaker 1: Like drag Me. I'm saying this because I'm doing less
Speaker 1: comedy now, you know, because when.
Speaker 2: I got that show, I was like, I'm retired, and
Speaker 2: then the show got canceled and I was like, I
Speaker 2: guess I could do some comedy, but I don't want
Speaker 2: to do stand up forever.
Speaker 1: That's not my goal. You know. I saw Wanda Sykes
Speaker 1: special and it's just like, you know, she's a g
Speaker 1: she could do whatever she wants, you can say whatever
Speaker 1: she wants, and like people are gonna be on board.
Speaker 1: She's also hilarious and she started. She's like she's an icon.
Speaker 1: She does comedy the right way and she and I
Speaker 1: love stand up that much that I would like to
Speaker 1: be there. I would like to be in that level.
Speaker 1: But I'm also like, yeah, you gotta you gotta do things.
Speaker 1: You gotta have money, you gotta be around people experienced stuff.
Speaker 1: I feel like Wanda Sykes hads been doing stand up
Speaker 1: for probably like twenty five thirty years, and she was
Speaker 1: there with like the Chris Rocks and the you know,
Speaker 1: all these people when the boom of comedy started or whatever, right,
Speaker 1: and she's somebody that like got overlooked a locker. She's
Speaker 1: a black woman, and she's a lesbian and she don't
Speaker 1: have hair down to her knees or whatever.
Speaker 2: And it's like, you know, but the Chris Rock and
Speaker 2: all these other people were coming to bat for her
Speaker 2: and saying that she was a good person of good
Speaker 2: comic and she wasn't getting the same opportunities as you know,
Speaker 2: you know what.
Speaker 1: We're gonna say, who are you talking about?
Speaker 2: I'm gonna say that like a Jerry Seinfeld, Right, he's
Speaker 2: still working, and it's like, who are you working for?
Speaker 2: But it's people that are out here and they love
Speaker 2: a live Jerry Seinfeld pop in.
Speaker 1: But that's just where I want to be. I want
Speaker 1: to be where people are so obsessed that it doesn't
Speaker 1: matter what year, it doesn't matter if I haven't worked
Speaker 1: in a decade, and I'm like, I'm coming back a decade.
Speaker 1: Everybody's like, you mean, like how Chris Tucker did that special?
Speaker 1: Was like, good friend you we want to take a
Speaker 1: ten year break and come back. I don't know, I
Speaker 1: just want that kind of pandemonium, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: You kind of have that. You know, I've seen you out.
Speaker 2: When the unofficial expert Niggas come out, they'll be like, guys,
Speaker 2: you know, we're at the knitting factory every Sunday.
Speaker 1: And I see I forgot that so many people Caesar Caesar,
Speaker 1: and then it was like two dudes and there was
Speaker 1: a there was a black woman that was there that
Speaker 1: comes and she was like, I love you guys.
Speaker 2: She was smoking a cigarette. When I was like, sis,
Speaker 2: you're getting cancer in my face. I was like, I'm
Speaker 2: going inside. But I love that you guys come to
Speaker 2: see us, and you guys tell us that you listen
Speaker 2: and then you freak out a little bit when when
Speaker 2: I'm nice to you because I'm a nice person always,
Speaker 2: I'm very nice always. Anyway, here we are, it's like
Speaker 2: I gotta go home and shower and get ready for
Speaker 2: these uh these barbecues that I'm not bringing any anything too.
Speaker 1: It's fine. I feel like this is the type of
Speaker 1: barbecue that you don't need to bring anything. Well, I'm
Speaker 1: bringing like three of my friends.
Speaker 2: I'm not bringing any food or bottles, but I'm bringing
Speaker 2: three plus ones.
Speaker 1: So I feel excited about And it's a it's a
Speaker 1: black hair salon, right, it's a black yeah. The place
Speaker 1: I get my hair done is having a party tonight
Speaker 1: and we're bringing a brais friend. I mean, we are
Speaker 1: bringing a base friend. This is true.
Speaker 2: I honestly didn't think she was gonna come, and she
Speaker 2: why not? She's sending us looks and telling.
Speaker 1: Why would you not think that she would come?
Speaker 2: Because Molly is a is A is an exceptional white woman.
Speaker 1: Okay, we went to I Hop. Let's talk about this.
Speaker 1: We went to I Hop near my house in Buoklin
Speaker 1: and she was like, the booth is a little dirty.
Speaker 1: Let's wait for another table. I was like, this is
Speaker 1: a hob. This is what I can't believe. She said that,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, girl, it was a did you laugh?
Speaker 1: I laughed. I entertained her for a minute and then
Speaker 1: I was like, sis, you gotta sit down because I
Speaker 1: want to order. Like I'm not, They're not gonna It
Speaker 1: took them forever to see us. I'm not gonna wait
Speaker 1: for a quote unquote right lady.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, that I Hop there's always like a
Speaker 3: line and shit. She was like, what's a little dirt girl,
Speaker 3: it's about to close. Come on, get this waffle so
Speaker 3: we can leave. Get your rooty tooty fresh and fruity.
Speaker 1: So isn't that Denny's? I don't know. I feel like,
Speaker 1: so we can get Denny's is great in the West coast. Man.
Speaker 2: There's Denny's in like DC too. That's the the first
Speaker 2: time I ever had Denny's was in Washington, d C.
Speaker 1: My brand is diner, Like, that's why I want my
Speaker 1: funeral to take place. They said, I love.
Speaker 2: My brand is waffle house because that I feel like
Speaker 2: the food tastes better.
Speaker 1: And it's even cheap. But I've never been to a
Speaker 1: waffle house. Really, I've never gone.
Speaker 2: There's let's play a trip to Atlanta. We're gonna go
Speaker 2: to Chateau Charat. We're gonna drive by Charat's house.
Speaker 1: Are we doing that with the Patreon money? Sure? Sure,
Speaker 1: this Patreon money is gonna stretch. Yea yea yea yeah,
Speaker 1: yea yeah, yeah, we'll go. You've never been to a
Speaker 1: waffle house. Never been. I went to Atlanta and we
Speaker 1: got all of this food and it was like six
Speaker 1: of us in. The chick came and I'm telling you,
Speaker 1: it was like twenty four dollars and I was like,
Speaker 1: they put what everybody's every I was like quick, wait, wait,
Speaker 1: let's go before they realize. But everything is just really cheap.
Speaker 1: In you're full, and if they put spices in it
Speaker 1: and stuff. It's oh, they probably got lemon pepper wings
Speaker 1: there too. We went to Hooters every day. I was
Speaker 1: in Atlanta for like a week.
Speaker 2: We went to Hooters every day. It was like down
Speaker 2: the hill from our hotel and it was like, well,
Speaker 2: we're back, Hey, hey, pretty girl with the lemon pepper today.
Speaker 1: That is that is the goal, just like people know
Speaker 1: you when you come in a spot Hooter, because when
Speaker 1: they know you, then they hook you up. If you're
Speaker 1: a regular, Yeah, you get you get love, You get love,
Speaker 1: and you show love, get love. I'm sorry, And that
Speaker 1: is what sometimes I'd be missing. Like sometimes you just
Speaker 1: go into a show, or you go into a room
Speaker 1: or a building. You just you want to feel like damn,
Speaker 1: I want to feel like Norm.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Sidy, you're just trying to get your norm from
Speaker 2: cheers on. You want people to recognize you and scream
Speaker 2: your name when you walk into a venue. Wow, Norm
Speaker 2: is that weird?
Speaker 1: Andrew to feel that way after a decade. If not
Speaker 1: going there, I couldn't imagine going back to my old job.
Speaker 1: Niggas wouldn't be like they would a doorm I wouldn't
Speaker 1: even know me.
Speaker 2: I'd be in the neighborhood, and I'd be like, should
Speaker 2: pop into Sydney's job and see who who went there
Speaker 2: to get me a sandwich? But I don't. I wasn't
Speaker 2: nice to any of those other girls. So and then
Speaker 2: that one dude was trash anyway, like I haven't been
Speaker 2: a Sydney's job. And when you when you quit, I
Speaker 2: also quit?
Speaker 1: You did you quit? I quit? We quit? But they
Speaker 1: know you because people will be being my demum. Oh Marie.
Speaker 1: I saw Marie on the show. I saw her, Dude,
Speaker 1: I'm like, just say hi to her. They don't say
Speaker 1: how to me? You're scary good. Yeah. I saw jess
Speaker 1: this girl named jess She was like, I'm Haitian. So
Speaker 1: I understand, you know Marie's tone. Hi, Jessica. She's like,
Speaker 1: I understand her tone. I'm Haitian. I get it. But
Speaker 1: you know she'd be putting you do She'd be putting
Speaker 1: you through the ringer.
Speaker 2: I'm like, I don't know, Okay, Well, Sydney, is there
Speaker 2: anything that you want to get off your chest that
Speaker 2: you feel like I interrupted you what you were trying
Speaker 2: to say, or you feel like, you know what Marie
Speaker 2: pooping in the shower.
Speaker 1: Is gross if you want to say something to me,
Speaker 1: now is the time. The floor is yours. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: I'm gonna move my microphone away from my mouth. I
Speaker 1: don't know. There's nothing today. Wow, there's nothing like Today's good. Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: what happened yesterday or the day before? We have today tomorrow.
Speaker 1: The day before that was great. We went on the bridge.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we walked across the Williamsburg Bridge hung out.
Speaker 1: You were You don't want me to lay on your lap?
Speaker 2: No, Sydney sleeps everywhere, and she puts her heavy head
Speaker 2: on my lap, and I'm like, girl, I thought she
Speaker 2: was gonna take these braids out.
Speaker 1: I asked, Marie, Hey, can I come over and take
Speaker 1: my braids out of Absolutely not? Why because you gonna
Speaker 1: leave hair all over my house and you probably have
Speaker 1: very dry scalp and you're gonna leave like scalp things
Speaker 1: and you're not gonna sweep, and you're just gonna be
Speaker 1: like bye, throw that bag of hair away whenever you
Speaker 1: get the chance. I don't need that. Also, I feel
Speaker 1: like it's gonna take you way too long to take
Speaker 1: your hair out. Well, that's why I wanted you to
Speaker 1: help me. I took my braids out by myself. I
Speaker 1: watched the show.
Speaker 2: I put a documentary on. I was watching Pixar movies,
Speaker 2: but whatever. I watched a documentary about a man with
Speaker 2: a house that like balloons.
Speaker 1: And then, you know, I don't know. I think you know.
Speaker 1: You you wake up early, you take your braids out.
Speaker 1: It takes you like an hour or two, and then
Speaker 1: you you get them done again. It's fine. Everything's been
Speaker 1: great with Marie. We've been managing. Things have been going great.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, yes, we've been managing whatever. I'm here, I'm present,
Speaker 2: she's present. I'm present.
Speaker 1: I'm here. Ever, since she's gotten that unemployment title, she's
Speaker 1: been a better friend. Honestly, she's been a way better friend.
Speaker 1: What do you think, Andrew.
Speaker 2: Andrews said, I've been nicer since the show ended. It's true,
Speaker 2: but we talked about this last week or however many
Speaker 2: weeks ago. I'm in a better place.
Speaker 1: We're happy for you, We're happy for us, actually happy
Speaker 1: for us, for use. That's how my dad says us. Okay,
Speaker 1: this's been a fantastic episode. You know you guys, keep
Speaker 1: doing what you're doing.
Speaker 2: Tell us what you're working on. Yeah, have you ever
Speaker 2: jumped out of a plane. Let's talk about it.
Speaker 1: Did you are you getting your ass wax this summer?
Speaker 1: What's good? I feel like we need to start.
Speaker 2: I feel like we need to start like an email
Speaker 2: address where y'all can send us stuff that we can
Speaker 2: read on the podcast, after answer on.
Speaker 1: The after several years of the podcast. Yeah, I guess
Speaker 1: we'll read some emails.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I just because like the people who listen
Speaker 2: to the podcast are so open and unembarrassed and not
Speaker 2: ashamed like the stuff that y'all be sliding in the dms.
Speaker 1: I'll be cracking up. It's great. I really like it.
Speaker 1: I love the engagement behind closed doors, you know, keep
Speaker 1: that energy and take it outdoors, you know, let everybody
Speaker 1: know how you feel about the podcast. Yeah, why are
Speaker 1: you whispering about how good it is? Yeah? Shout it
Speaker 1: from the rooftops, you know. And I looked at the
Speaker 1: reviews on iTunes. We could be doing better, you know.
Speaker 2: Someone said this is one of those entertainment mediums that
Speaker 2: you can play anytime. I love listening to the backlog
Speaker 2: and re listening. Like my favorite shows, I swear these
Speaker 2: two are so funny and the funniest aspect of both
Speaker 2: of them is their honesty, whether it's toward each other
Speaker 2: or to their guests.
Speaker 1: Shady. The podcast is quality.
Speaker 2: Like I'm working my budget to include their Patreon into
Speaker 2: my monthly funds. I love y'all and wish nothing but
Speaker 2: blessings on either of you. Heart emoji, heart emoji.
Speaker 1: Yeah. If we could get like, you know, nineteen thousand
Speaker 1: of those, yeah anyway, Yeah, if we could get that,
Speaker 1: but ninth yeah, like what you said, yeah, nine thousand more. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we'll be doing great.
Speaker 2: We're in a good place, guys. We got some live
Speaker 2: shows coming up. We don't have no dates for y'all,
Speaker 2: but but we are coming to Toronto, Yes we are.
Speaker 1: We're coming to Toronto. That we're coming to the Tea,
Speaker 1: We're coming to the We're coming to the six yep.
Speaker 1: Running down is six with my wotes.
Speaker 2: Rate comment, subscribe, come see us in real life, slide
Speaker 2: in Sydney's DMS and offer her little words of encouragement
Speaker 2: sliding my DMS and just I don't know what I want.
Speaker 1: You guys to show our pictures of your du take
Speaker 1: a doodoo in a tub and then send me the photo.
Speaker 2: Du hashtag dudu. Anyway, thank you and then slid in
Speaker 2: Andrews DMS. What do we want from Andrew?
Speaker 1: What do y'all what? Just Andrew? What you want in
Speaker 1: your DMS? Dick picks? Andrew dick picks. He's like, some
Speaker 1: of you guys are psycho. Some of the messages is beginning.
Speaker 1: You guys been thirst He was like, some O.
Speaker 2: They are crazy, and we're like, well, I mean it
Speaker 2: was ugly, but yes, send Andrew your dick picks and
Speaker 2: then you know he's going to show them to us
Speaker 2: and we'll talk about them on the podcast.
Speaker 1: I want to see your dick. Thank you. I want
Speaker 1: to see yo dick. Bye, guys, Forever This has been
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