WEBVTT - Brazilian Butt Wax

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<v Speaker 1>Forever. Ola oh la hola ho lie, oh lah, it's

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<v Speaker 1>a hole here, hola hola darling. Oh my god, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>I'm so excited for the summer, but I just I

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<v Speaker 1>need to there's so much prep Like I want to

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<v Speaker 1>get my feet right, and my feet are not there yet.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you mean you got them painted this week?

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<v Speaker 1>That's not enough, Like I legit need to soak them

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<v Speaker 1>bitches for like days. They just have gone through so much.

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<v Speaker 2>When you go to the to get your pedicure, you

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<v Speaker 2>don't let them do the callus remover for you.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, let me tell you about this bitch ass Neil Salon.

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<v Speaker 1>I went to name Marie in.

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<v Speaker 2>Soho, Well, so ho, they don't give a damn about

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<v Speaker 2>your sis. It's a different if it's white people doing

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<v Speaker 2>the nails white people, it's Spanish people or Asian people. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>they got attitudes. Now, I don't know what they're going through.

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<v Speaker 2>It must be full moon or something for them. It

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<v Speaker 2>must be a year of it. Don't give a damn

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<v Speaker 2>because they yell at my nail check this week too.

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<v Speaker 1>What happened?

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<v Speaker 2>She pushed all my cuticles back and then didn't paint

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<v Speaker 2>my nails to where she pushed my cuticles. It was like,

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<v Speaker 2>since it looks like I need a feeling now, like

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<v Speaker 2>how I'm here? And you pushed every anyway. So I

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<v Speaker 2>had to yell at her and she was like, we'll

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<v Speaker 2>do another code. Did you try to act like I

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<v Speaker 2>was being dramatic and all of the white people in

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<v Speaker 2>the salon were looking at me like I was being

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<v Speaker 2>extra And I was like, I paid you.

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<v Speaker 1>Get my nails fifty dollars for a petty Oh, I

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<v Speaker 1>thought you did these yourself exactly, motherfucking exactly. Now this

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<v Speaker 1>is first world problem, i'd be. But still I paid

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<v Speaker 1>for a manicure and pedicure. I don't even want to

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<v Speaker 1>tell you what I meant. But you paid because I

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<v Speaker 1>just said I paid fifty for a manicure and a pedicure. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>how much did you pay? You're gonna show us your toes.

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<v Speaker 1>I had to give it. I had to give a tip.

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<v Speaker 1>How much did you pay? You got to say something

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<v Speaker 1>gross like seventy nine dollars in soho friend you was

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<v Speaker 1>you went to boot you went to Baltazar and you

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<v Speaker 1>were like, oh, help, but what.

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<v Speaker 2>You're trying to get your sex in the city on

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<v Speaker 2>You forgot who you are, Bushwick Bushwick Bidet.

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<v Speaker 1>How much did you pay? Like seventy something dollars?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeh see, I was yelling at my fifty. I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>I paid you already.

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<v Speaker 1>I was arguing with it. I was like, you're doing

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<v Speaker 1>my toes terribly. First of all, you're not scraping any

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<v Speaker 1>of the dead skin off. You hit it a couple

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<v Speaker 1>of times and you try to move on, and I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, what is this? Yeah, you got to soak

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<v Speaker 1>them in like the salt. And I see the way somebody,

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<v Speaker 1>the way they dip your feet in the water. That's

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<v Speaker 1>how you know this shit is gonna be either good

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<v Speaker 1>or trash. Yeah. She grabbed me by the shin and

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<v Speaker 1>shoved my foot in the water and I was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>they real aggressive here. My water wasn't even warm, bitch,

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<v Speaker 1>it was chilly. It was like they put ice cubes

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<v Speaker 1>in it. Okay, the water was freezing.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's gonna get those fish pedicures so the little fish

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<v Speaker 2>can eat the dead skin.

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<v Speaker 1>Off our feet. Let's do that. Let's see how much

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<v Speaker 1>those cost. It's gonna be a lot. It's Patreon Patreon fund.

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<v Speaker 1>So what happened? You yelled at this woman? I said, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you're not really doing my toes right, and it looks bumpy.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, you didn't like it had a little buffet

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<v Speaker 1>buffet or anything like that. And you know, she said whatever,

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<v Speaker 1>and then you know, called over somebody else and a

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<v Speaker 1>woman started examining my feet and you were like, you

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<v Speaker 1>too close to my toes And basically she was looking

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<v Speaker 1>at my feet like, well, sins, your feet are just ugly.

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<v Speaker 1>So there's nothing we can do. You gotta talk to

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<v Speaker 1>God about that. Oh my butt. God. And it's just

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<v Speaker 1>like a girl, good God, Like, what's going on here?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not understanding. So she did my toes bad? Did

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<v Speaker 1>my After she did my toes, she was on my

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<v Speaker 1>hands and I had already spoke to her about my toes,

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<v Speaker 1>and I was like, I just know you're gonna do

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<v Speaker 1>the hands fucked up anyway. Oh my god. New York

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<v Speaker 1>Post women's feet fall off after getting a fish pedicure.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait what, Oh my god, talk about it. Rene. Wait

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<v Speaker 1>let me see.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, a woman's toenail started falling off when she contracted

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<v Speaker 2>a disease when getting a fish pedicure, according to a

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<v Speaker 2>doctor's report published Tuesday. The bizarre beauty practice as people

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<v Speaker 2>rest their feet in tubes of lukewarm water. Why tiny

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<v Speaker 2>fish called garra rufa nibble at their dead skin. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>how toenails started falling off? She was in her twenties.

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<v Speaker 2>Months after her nails stopped growing and fell off, the

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<v Speaker 2>woman went to visit her dermato.

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<v Speaker 1>This was ruled out. Blah bla blah bla blah blah

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<v Speaker 1>blahlah blah. That was in the New York Post last year.

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<v Speaker 1>So maybe we're not going to go do that. Just

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<v Speaker 1>keep going.

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<v Speaker 2>Awhere you're going, friend, I need my toenails. It's the

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<v Speaker 2>top of the summer and my toenails fall off.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, every year a toenail falls off for me, so

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<v Speaker 1>that's nothing. A whole toenail falls on. Well, you know what,

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<v Speaker 1>since I stopped waitressing, the toenails have not fallen off.

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<v Speaker 1>But when I was working, I would like probably hit

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<v Speaker 1>my toe up against something. Somebody would step on a toe,

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<v Speaker 1>like it's just a lot of chaos going on in

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<v Speaker 1>a nightclub.

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<v Speaker 2>So what does it mean that the toenail falls off.

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<v Speaker 2>It's dead, so it's black.

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<v Speaker 1>It's black. You didn't hit it up against something and

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<v Speaker 1>it's gone, and then it falls off and there's just

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<v Speaker 1>a little hole there at the wait Please give us

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<v Speaker 1>the visual friend, because Andrew and I are literally it's

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<v Speaker 1>a not you. Okay, So what does it look like

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<v Speaker 1>when it falls off? It's your skin. Oh and she

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<v Speaker 1>was tucking his toes. You're tucking in your dick. It's

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<v Speaker 1>what's wrongs sucking his toes and it lifts the toe. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it lifts the toe now and it's like, this is fungus. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's pretty much wre My feet be like and it's

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<v Speaker 1>just like, ugh, yeah, I'm lucky that, you know, I

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<v Speaker 1>haven't waitress in a long time so that my feet

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<v Speaker 1>have the room to breathe. But at the same time,

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<v Speaker 1>my feet are still haggard and be and I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I just I want my summer to be me and

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<v Speaker 1>my feet out and not have to get these thick

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<v Speaker 1>gas straps over my toes. So don't put the drops

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<v Speaker 1>on your toes, just to be prepared. If you do

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<v Speaker 1>take the train or walk outside near your group of

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<v Speaker 1>young teenagers, they're gonna be like, oh man, them dogs

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<v Speaker 1>is barking like they gonna look but you know, shout

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<v Speaker 1>out to Tammy and all her dogs. Oh my god, heyboo,

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<v Speaker 1>damn tim Tium. Okay, so you were assertive and you

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<v Speaker 1>got results or they just lose my hands. Yeah, but

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<v Speaker 1>you picked it back. Color friend, Oh you don't like

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<v Speaker 1>the color. I thought you painted those yourself. I just

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<v Speaker 1>can't win.

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<v Speaker 2>I just you know, mine are yellow and chipped, and

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<v Speaker 2>I walked out they was chipping. So it's like, y'all

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<v Speaker 2>ain't got no Etsy products in or SOMESI.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what I mean? He said, yea, he said Etsy?

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<v Speaker 1>Which one did they use? I don't know, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>the like the cheap colors. I'm like, I just feel

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<v Speaker 1>like people focus on so many things other than the

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<v Speaker 1>small things. And it's like the small things tell you

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<v Speaker 1>who you are as a person. Oh so like you

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<v Speaker 1>could dress nice, you got your makeup done, even get

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<v Speaker 1>your hair done right. But then there's other things. It's like, ah,

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<v Speaker 1>nails raggedy, like there's mad dirt underneath, Like you're you're

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<v Speaker 1>a gross person, raggedy your feet, you got bunions everywhere.

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<v Speaker 1>If you're not a dancer, a basketball player, it's like, well,

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<v Speaker 1>what are you doing?

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe I'll play soccer, Maybe maybe I run in two

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<v Speaker 2>tight shoes. Maybe I'm a waitress and I wear heels

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<v Speaker 2>to work. Maybe it's hereditary. And my mom got bad feet,

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<v Speaker 2>and her mom got bad feet, and her mom's mom

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<v Speaker 2>got bad feet.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, bunions can be passed down from generation to generation.

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<v Speaker 1>Is that true?

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<v Speaker 2>Probably listeners, possibly a mighty google it. Honestly, if somebody

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<v Speaker 2>says no, that person is lying.

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<v Speaker 1>Talking to Marie's talking. Our feet are so cute. My

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<v Speaker 1>feet are not cue. She's got Q hands and Q feet.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, my hands are dry. Somebody told me once a

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<v Speaker 2>guy that I was dating. The guy I lost my

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<v Speaker 2>virginity too, told me I had hands rough like a man.

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<v Speaker 2>He was Trinidadian, and we don't do them no more so.

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<v Speaker 2>Trinidad is can telled.

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<v Speaker 1>I believe in your friends. He also had corn rows,

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<v Speaker 1>and that also can't cancel. Throw it away, bye bye

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<v Speaker 1>bye bye bye bye bye bye. That's it, going down

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<v Speaker 1>the drink. Yes, I just want to focus on the

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<v Speaker 1>smaller things, you know, maybe waxing a little bit more,

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<v Speaker 1>or like getting the cat like wax too. I've never

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<v Speaker 1>gotten a bikini wax. I've never gotten one either. We

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<v Speaker 1>should go we should go to what wax place. We

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<v Speaker 1>should get it done. I'll videotape your face and you

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<v Speaker 1>can videotape my face. I'm gonna be scared. It's scary,

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<v Speaker 1>it's gonna hurt. Well, you know what.

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<v Speaker 2>I had never gotten anybody parts waxed. And I went

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<v Speaker 2>and got I got high, and then I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna get my mustache waxed.

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<v Speaker 1>Bitch.

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<v Speaker 2>I went in and I walked in real loud. I

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<v Speaker 2>was like mustache. They were like okay. I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't have an appointment, but I'm here for my mustache.

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<v Speaker 2>They take me to the back. The wax is all hot.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, oh, I'm not high enough for this anymore,

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<v Speaker 1>and they ripped it off my face. It did hurt.

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<v Speaker 1>There's no way.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know how people do bikini And then it

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<v Speaker 2>felt really smooth. When I left, she like wiped it

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<v Speaker 2>down and I went to the Apple store and all

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<v Speaker 2>of these bumps, like because my skin was irritated, all

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<v Speaker 2>of these bumps I had like a I had a

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<v Speaker 2>smooth mustache that was then bumpy.

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<v Speaker 1>So it was it was dirty or would you just

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<v Speaker 1>have a reaction?

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<v Speaker 2>And it was I think what it is is when

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<v Speaker 2>you're you don't do anything to your face and then

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<v Speaker 2>it's that much.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. It was like really aggressive, like ripping

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<v Speaker 1>the wax off my face. It was a it was

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<v Speaker 1>just a reaction. My face was irritated. How much hair

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<v Speaker 1>was on there. It was a lot. I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>did you just do my arm a little bit? It

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<v Speaker 1>was a lot. It was a lot of hair.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, it's long too, we could braid those.

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<v Speaker 2>And lady was like, oh, look, she was laughing at

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<v Speaker 2>me too.

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<v Speaker 1>The uh the wax lady, Oh, you're funny. You came

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<v Speaker 1>in there like mustache, not holding back at all, real

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<v Speaker 1>loud too. I had to walk.

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<v Speaker 2>I had to cross the whole salon mustache, I mustache,

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<v Speaker 2>you question. I ran out of the Apple store. I

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<v Speaker 2>didn't even buy what I went in there for.

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<v Speaker 1>I definitely need to get a wax. It's my butthole

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<v Speaker 1>all the time? Your butthole? Yeah, what should mean all

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<v Speaker 1>the time, it's just poopy getting caught in the hand. No,

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<v Speaker 1>it's like I shaved it and then it got do

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<v Speaker 1>you shave your butthole? It's so bad? And then you're like, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not gonna shave it again. I'm not gonna do it.

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<v Speaker 1>And then you're like, oh, this is getting out of

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<v Speaker 1>hand because you know it just grows more, so you

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<v Speaker 1>shave and then it gets worse. No, I've never shaved

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<v Speaker 1>my buttholes never.

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<v Speaker 2>I've tried to near it and I was like, well,

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<v Speaker 2>I gotta lay because you don't want to accidentally get

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<v Speaker 2>naire in your butthole.

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<v Speaker 1>Now you got I don't know as cancer or something.

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<v Speaker 1>Sam Taggart is having a BBQ at five o'clock, So

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<v Speaker 1>thank you for saying that on the podcast, friend, because

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<v Speaker 1>the people listening need to know what we might could

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<v Speaker 1>be doing later. Sam Taggart, he's got a backyard, he's done.

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<v Speaker 1>He's doing quite well. A friend. Oh you know what

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<v Speaker 1>I Oh my god, let me tell you what I

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<v Speaker 1>did last night. Okay, So I was supposed to go

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<v Speaker 1>out with you guys last night. I came home a

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<v Speaker 1>come on tweet.

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<v Speaker 2>So I was looking at apartments because I was like, well,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, I haven't been on street easy in a moment.

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<v Speaker 2>One of my favorite pastimes is to go on StreetEasy

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<v Speaker 2>dot com and type in people's addresses to see what

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<v Speaker 2>they weren't easy, But I think street easy only works

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<v Speaker 2>here in New York. But I was at so our

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<v Speaker 2>friend Molly is staying with like her rich friend in

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<v Speaker 2>Keith Herring's apartment right so in soho like right off

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<v Speaker 2>grand whatever whatever, like.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, like a cute situation. And then we went

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<v Speaker 1>to Margo's house. Yes, and Molly's friend in Williamsburg.

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<v Speaker 2>She's moving to a place around the corner but two story,

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<v Speaker 2>like like a nice everything's painted white. She got like

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<v Speaker 2>teak furniture and stuff. Blah blah blah, bah blah. So

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<v Speaker 2>I went home and I was like, well, let me

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<v Speaker 2>go on Street Easy. I haven't been on it since

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<v Speaker 2>I had a job, because when I had the job,

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, I'm moving out in August. So I

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<v Speaker 2>was anyway, an apartment.

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<v Speaker 1>Right next to my old ex boyfriend's house is available,

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<v Speaker 1>and I feel like, kind of in the budget, should

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<v Speaker 1>I move in to my ex boyfriend's neighbor's house.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's talk about it. Let's talk about it. Because I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, I feel like I want to go see

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<v Speaker 2>the place. I know it's it's like nine hundred plus

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<v Speaker 2>square feet. It's kind of what I want.

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<v Speaker 1>It looks if it's the place that I'm thinking about,

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<v Speaker 1>like where I had my birthday party two years ago

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<v Speaker 1>that had the built in bookshelves. It's not it's not

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<v Speaker 1>that big, but it's like similar vibe to that. It's

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<v Speaker 1>a floor through apartment. It's the four Green, it's right

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<v Speaker 1>off the park, but it's literally neighbors with the dude

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<v Speaker 1>that I used to date five years ago. How do

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<v Speaker 1>we think about what we think? Pots and pants? Pots

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<v Speaker 1>and pants? Fuck right, It's like it's like I'll be cloth.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe I'll never see him. No, maybe I don't get

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<v Speaker 1>back together. It's I don't want to get back with him. Girl.

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<v Speaker 1>We don't. We don't do refunds, no take backs, no

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<v Speaker 1>rain checks. This this is this is how your pilot

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<v Speaker 1>starts moves into an apartment next to X, or.

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<v Speaker 2>Or the pilot is moves into apartment next to X,

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<v Speaker 2>bringing random dudes in every other day, and he's and

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<v Speaker 2>he's like, wow, it's a brothel over there. And I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>how you doing.

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<v Speaker 1>You good? Can you water my plants while I'm out?

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<v Speaker 1>I leave him my keys.

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<v Speaker 2>He comes over and it's just just like six swing

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<v Speaker 2>and like loose buttthole hairs everywhere. Maybe that's what my

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<v Speaker 2>that's what my life is. In nine twenty twenty. In

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<v Speaker 2>twenty twenty Honestly, this.

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<v Speaker 1>Is the first time I'm speechless, Andrew, what do you think?

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<v Speaker 1>This is the first time I'm like, is comment? Is

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<v Speaker 1>it like it? Are?

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<v Speaker 2>Is it worth it to live next door to this dude?

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<v Speaker 2>And also maybe he moved? Maybe he moved. I say,

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<v Speaker 2>go to the open house, see the unit. See how

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<v Speaker 2>I feel that being said, I can't move until September,

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<v Speaker 2>so I don't know why I'm looking, but but you

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<v Speaker 2>can still look.

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<v Speaker 1>It's healthier. I would go. I'll come with you. Okay, great?

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<v Speaker 1>And do you think it's crazy? You don't think I

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<v Speaker 1>should be neighbors with my ex? Rie is a fucking

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<v Speaker 1>bull bitch. If my ex had any of the nerve

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<v Speaker 1>to live where I am. Oh, Molotov copta, Oh the

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<v Speaker 1>apartment that you want? Oh it's on fire. Sorry, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>so sorry. Oh my god. I hope the building's ensured.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but the buildings all touch. So if my buildings

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<v Speaker 2>on fire, his building is also on fire.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, I had to move out anyway. All right, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I say we should go look at it and see

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<v Speaker 1>how we feel about it. I'll look at it, I'll

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<v Speaker 1>take pictures and every four green Marie, that's kind of crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>That y'all broke up. You never saw him the game.

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<v Speaker 1>That's I think I did see him once and I

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<v Speaker 1>ran the other way. That's not how New York works.

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<v Speaker 1>But also that is how New York works. I have

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<v Speaker 1>not run into Yeah, and I've your girl had some

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<v Speaker 1>time miles on this this thing. How many miles you

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<v Speaker 1>got on that bank? That one hundred thousand miles thousand.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a used Toyota, which is a used camera.

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<v Speaker 2>Cat Yeah, okay, cool, cool, I don't know whatever it's

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<v Speaker 2>it's more for me. I don't give a damn about him, Honestly,

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<v Speaker 2>I know, I know you don't give a damn.

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<v Speaker 1>There's so many other places. Yeah, but this is you know,

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<v Speaker 1>this is cheap. This is cheap, cheap, cheap. It's like

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<v Speaker 1>eighteen hundred dollars for one bedroom in a cute neighborhood.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know. It was just I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>You're selling it as like this is the part of

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<v Speaker 1>the product. You know, it's next to your ass. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not selling it as that. I'm telling you that's where

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<v Speaker 1>it is.

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<v Speaker 2>I still google, I still message the the realatory, like

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<v Speaker 2>I would love to see this unit.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god. And I was like, I'm just gonna

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<v Speaker 1>go look, oh my god, I can this is the

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<v Speaker 1>this is your this is the pause about you. But

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<v Speaker 1>also a con the pause. Yeah, the pause is it's

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<v Speaker 1>the pause the pros. I'm like the pause, I say

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<v Speaker 1>a pause. You know she's saying it's pros and constant.

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<v Speaker 1>It's you would say pause and then you'd say meg.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh if you was gonna say that, Meg, okay, I

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<v Speaker 1>can mix it. I do what I want that. That's

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<v Speaker 1>actually the con about you. That's the man is you

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<v Speaker 1>just be remixing things. Okay, So what's the pro or

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<v Speaker 1>the pause about me? You get something in your head

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<v Speaker 1>and you're like, I'm gonna fucking do it. Con you

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<v Speaker 1>get something in your head, I'm gonna do it. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>But you know what though, because I feel like we

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<v Speaker 2>waste I waste so much time. Right, There's twenty four

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<v Speaker 2>hours in a day, and there are days where I

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<v Speaker 2>don't really do nothing, and sometimes I be well, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>going out to happy hour and this is the first

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<v Speaker 2>time I've had any human interaction all day. Like, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>So if you have something in your head that you

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<v Speaker 2>want to do, I say, just do it. Otherwise stop

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<v Speaker 2>talking about it, right, yeah, and stop thinking about it.

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<v Speaker 2>If you're not gonna do it, then not don't do it.

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<v Speaker 2>But if you're gonna do it, didn't do it. Also,

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<v Speaker 2>it can make for a very interesting summer. Maybe we

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<v Speaker 2>can make him move. He'll be so upset that I

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<v Speaker 2>live next to him that he'll move.

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<v Speaker 1>That's so evil of you. It's a little bit evil.

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<v Speaker 1>But like, also, sis, I'm just evil is good? Ass

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<v Speaker 1>is good? You get some evil asso evil ass? Yeah

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<v Speaker 1>you didn't watch Vampire in Brooklyn. Obviously I do. That

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<v Speaker 1>is Eddie Murphy as a preacher preaching about ass and evil.

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<v Speaker 1>Ass is evil, No, evil's good. Ass is good? Speaking

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<v Speaker 1>of ass, Andrew, have you ever gotten your ass?

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<v Speaker 4>Wext?

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<v Speaker 1>I've gotten who's who was? He was like, damn, you

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<v Speaker 1>need a wax bitch. You were on a date and

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<v Speaker 1>somebody offered to go wax it. Well let me see.

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<v Speaker 1>Well yeah, drop drop your trous let's look at this.

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<v Speaker 1>Drop trout, don't get don't be shy, bitch. We didn't

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<v Speaker 1>see the dick you've been with, so stop it. Have

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<v Speaker 1>we seen the dick? He's yes, oh yeah, beautiful. I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, good, God good.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, I was like, Andrew, we went to

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<v Speaker 2>Shakeshack last week, and Andrew said he might be getting

0:19:39.400 --> 0:19:42.480
<v Speaker 2>dick after and Sydney was like, maybe you shouldn't be eating.

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<v Speaker 1>This burger I did. Andrew was like, I'm a grown

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<v Speaker 1>ass man. I was like, we'll get ship on the dick,

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<v Speaker 1>then ship on the dick. It's fine grade a great

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<v Speaker 1>ad couture u s d a. Can you tell that

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<v Speaker 1>we have not been anything yet? Today? We are delusional?

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<v Speaker 1>But do do? That was a juju that's French. Do

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<v Speaker 1>do do? Actually you begin to yeah in the studio.

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<v Speaker 2>Imagine, so Andrew, when me and Sidney go get our

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<v Speaker 2>Brazilian waxes, which we're doing, come with us.

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<v Speaker 1>We will loop you into the Patreon just for the wax.

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<v Speaker 1>How much does it cost the wax? That ass a

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<v Speaker 1>Brazilian that's serious. How much does a Brazilian wax cost? Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>She threw nut in theres Yeah, it says nut in there.

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<v Speaker 2>A Brazilian wax treatment usually costs fifty to one hundred

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<v Speaker 2>and twenty dollars at a reputable day spa for.

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<v Speaker 1>Pain. Yeah, but then after that your butt is gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be glorious. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe you know when you first shave your legs and

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<v Speaker 2>you go to bed and you're.

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<v Speaker 1>Like, oh, I can feel the sheets on my skin.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what your butthole feels like. Yeah, you just feel

0:21:33.000 --> 0:21:36.720
<v Speaker 2>like it's more aero dynamic. Right, the wind is coming

0:21:36.720 --> 0:21:39.040
<v Speaker 2>through it better. Honestly, you might be able to throw

0:21:39.040 --> 0:21:46.520
<v Speaker 2>it back faster. Possibly, I mean sure, for sure, but honey,

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<v Speaker 2>live your life. Okay, So Sidney used to shave her butthole.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know how you did that. Show us the form,

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<v Speaker 2>the position you had to be in to do that,

0:21:55.240 --> 0:21:59.000
<v Speaker 2>because you got to you gotta hit a three point stance.

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<v Speaker 1>Will first? I grab one?

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<v Speaker 2>Can you show us? I want to shoot content for

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<v Speaker 2>the for the for the video for the thing. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>this is Sydney showing us how she wax shaves her ass.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, oh wow, Okay, the line is cricket on your pants?

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<v Speaker 1>Uh huh? And this is in it? Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>No, are you using a special razor when you do this?

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<v Speaker 1>He's not here for any of this. He's like, yup,

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<v Speaker 1>city must have go uh not front to back. You're

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<v Speaker 1>supposed to go front to back, not back to front. Gross,

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<v Speaker 1>I got it. I got it on a video that's

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<v Speaker 1>gonna go up. That's content for when the episode comes out,

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<v Speaker 1>we need content, sure, for sure. Ah yeah, but it's fine.

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<v Speaker 1>But I got it.

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<v Speaker 2>Sydney shoulder, she literally hits a h legs more than

0:23:11.680 --> 0:23:14.840
<v Speaker 2>shoulder was apart, and then she literally pulled her cheeks apart.

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<v Speaker 1>How do you get that thick ass razor between your budget? No,

0:23:17.560 --> 0:23:20.360
<v Speaker 1>I have the Lady Razor. I pay a little extra

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<v Speaker 1>for pink razors or pink text you know, do what

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<v Speaker 1>I do. The do I've never had do on a razor,

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<v Speaker 1>so I'm good. Yeah, but if you had, would you

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<v Speaker 1>tell us? The answer is, I'm pretty honest with both

0:23:35.680 --> 0:23:39.280
<v Speaker 1>of you. I have no shame. Okay, most embarrassing thing

0:23:39.320 --> 0:23:42.879
<v Speaker 1>that ever happened to you in a shower, most embarrassing thing.

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<v Speaker 1>I just think having sex in the shower is stupid.

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<v Speaker 1>So like it's not. There was a time that like

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<v Speaker 1>I slipped, I definitely slip, not on the dick. You

0:23:53.200 --> 0:23:55.360
<v Speaker 1>grabbed the shower curtain and the whole thing fell out. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it was. It was bad. The other person was just

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<v Speaker 1>like furious because it was their house. Because it's like,

0:24:01.040 --> 0:24:04.840
<v Speaker 1>I'm cold, there's water everywhere. I slipped. They got to

0:24:04.880 --> 0:24:11.200
<v Speaker 1>pick me up and not fall. No answer was absolutely

0:24:11.280 --> 0:24:13.280
<v Speaker 1>lamp after that. Do you see it? You see it?

0:24:13.320 --> 0:24:18.560
<v Speaker 1>Bitch fall slated. It was like, pew, I'm all set.

0:24:18.800 --> 0:24:21.320
<v Speaker 1>He's like, you know what, I gotta get up early

0:24:21.359 --> 0:24:21.919
<v Speaker 1>in the morning.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, And you were like, but you don't work, and

0:24:23.640 --> 0:24:26.200
<v Speaker 2>he was like, yeah, I'm gonna change that tonight.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. It was. It was sad. Wow. Do you have

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<v Speaker 1>any embarrassing things?

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<v Speaker 2>Most ambassing things that ever happened to me? In the

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<v Speaker 2>shower as a child that was too old to be

0:24:35.920 --> 0:24:37.920
<v Speaker 2>doing this. I pooped in the shower at my mom's house,

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<v Speaker 2>and then I tried to smush it in the holes.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that is disgusting. How old are you? Sis? Like nine?

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<v Speaker 1>You totally knew better. Oh dude, I knew better. I b.

0:24:53.920 --> 0:24:57.359
<v Speaker 2>Well, you know, because you fart and you think, oh

0:24:57.440 --> 0:24:59.360
<v Speaker 2>you fart, and then you're like, oh, little little piece

0:24:59.359 --> 0:25:00.000
<v Speaker 2>of poop came out.

0:25:00.359 --> 0:25:04.399
<v Speaker 1>Dr little douru came out? How much a little little

0:25:04.440 --> 0:25:04.840
<v Speaker 1>piece of.

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<v Speaker 4>You?

0:25:07.080 --> 0:25:09.359
<v Speaker 1>Smash it with your toes. I literally threw up in

0:25:09.680 --> 0:25:14.600
<v Speaker 1>smash it with your toes. It's gross. I should have

0:25:14.640 --> 0:25:16.879
<v Speaker 1>just picked it up and thrown it in the trash.

0:25:17.119 --> 0:25:19.040
<v Speaker 1>You would have picked it up with my hand. You

0:25:19.119 --> 0:25:21.399
<v Speaker 1>if you shop in the tub. You burn the tub.

0:25:21.760 --> 0:25:24.240
<v Speaker 1>That tub is gone now. And then the other time

0:25:24.280 --> 0:25:26.240
<v Speaker 1>I did it, I forgot about the poop and my

0:25:26.320 --> 0:25:32.200
<v Speaker 1>mom there was another time it happened twice. His face

0:25:32.320 --> 0:25:35.320
<v Speaker 1>is like the second time I did it, my mother was.

0:25:35.280 --> 0:25:43.720
<v Speaker 4>Like, ah, left in the top, and we were all like,

0:25:44.080 --> 0:25:46.720
<v Speaker 4>I don't know who showered, but I was like, I

0:25:46.760 --> 0:25:50.400
<v Speaker 4>haven't even bathes yet, still have my shower cap on.

0:25:52.840 --> 0:25:55.720
<v Speaker 1>In the tub. Oh my god. That's at that time,

0:25:55.760 --> 0:25:58.760
<v Speaker 1>I was like ten, so double digits, okay, but I've

0:25:58.800 --> 0:26:01.040
<v Speaker 1>never pooped in the hub while I was having sex.

0:26:01.359 --> 0:26:03.639
<v Speaker 1>Let's lie this foolishness to the side.

0:26:04.440 --> 0:26:07.600
<v Speaker 2>Everybody in here has pooped in the tub. That's Andrew

0:26:08.320 --> 0:26:10.600
<v Speaker 2>you in the tub.

0:26:11.440 --> 0:26:15.120
<v Speaker 1>I think that in the tub in the we make

0:26:15.240 --> 0:26:17.840
<v Speaker 1>love in it.

0:26:19.160 --> 0:26:22.440
<v Speaker 2>I uh, Andrew, the most embrassing thing that's ever happened

0:26:22.440 --> 0:26:23.119
<v Speaker 2>to you in the shower.

0:26:24.240 --> 0:26:25.120
<v Speaker 1>Share it with us.

0:26:26.960 --> 0:26:33.159
<v Speaker 2>You with someone you were with somebody post orgasm but

0:26:33.200 --> 0:26:34.200
<v Speaker 2>he still had not finished.

0:26:34.960 --> 0:26:40.560
<v Speaker 1>I want you to lay down in the tub and

0:26:41.040 --> 0:26:43.400
<v Speaker 1>this is it just feels you felt like a porn star.

0:26:43.880 --> 0:26:47.399
<v Speaker 2>This is uncomfortable, Andrew, you be having like that that

0:26:47.720 --> 0:26:51.840
<v Speaker 2>like uh, like Missionary six in the shower.

0:26:52.440 --> 0:26:54.280
<v Speaker 1>No, I just mean, like what you're talking about, like

0:26:56.600 --> 0:27:00.280
<v Speaker 1>that was also just it wasn't comfortable. Yeah, so he

0:27:00.359 --> 0:27:05.440
<v Speaker 1>came on your face. So he came in my face

0:27:06.800 --> 0:27:10.280
<v Speaker 1>because you were like, ell, yeah, but don't put that.

0:27:10.320 --> 0:27:11.800
<v Speaker 2>Don't put your dick by my face. You put your

0:27:11.840 --> 0:27:13.680
<v Speaker 2>dick by my face. I am't going to bite it off.

0:27:15.119 --> 0:27:16.960
<v Speaker 2>Lorraina bobbed it and then I'm gonna try to push

0:27:17.000 --> 0:27:17.960
<v Speaker 2>it through the holes of the.

0:27:19.480 --> 0:27:26.520
<v Speaker 1>Up the drain. My mom's gonna find it and be like,

0:27:26.600 --> 0:27:28.320
<v Speaker 1>what is that. I'm gonna be like, girl, I don't

0:27:28.320 --> 0:27:28.760
<v Speaker 1>even know.

0:27:28.840 --> 0:27:30.439
<v Speaker 2>I don't even you know, I don't live here, so

0:27:31.320 --> 0:27:34.680
<v Speaker 2>I'm just sliding through me and this decklous bleeding man.

0:27:34.680 --> 0:27:37.880
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, I'm gonna throw up. We've gotten really

0:27:37.920 --> 0:27:41.399
<v Speaker 1>discussing on this show. We never get this open.

0:27:41.560 --> 0:27:47.199
<v Speaker 2>Bust it open, say something gross, or say something to

0:27:47.400 --> 0:27:49.400
<v Speaker 2>completely change the direction of the podcast.

0:27:49.640 --> 0:27:56.720
<v Speaker 1>Otherwise hush. You know. I just couldn't imagine myself back

0:27:56.880 --> 0:28:01.119
<v Speaker 1>to my old ways. I couldn't imagine paintings in my mouth.

0:28:02.760 --> 0:28:05.440
<v Speaker 1>I could imagine drinking again, but it wouldn't be fun.

0:28:06.040 --> 0:28:09.760
<v Speaker 1>You can imagine drinking again, Yes, it wouldn't be fun. No,

0:28:10.560 --> 0:28:12.000
<v Speaker 1>because we've been through that already.

0:28:12.800 --> 0:28:15.520
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but like I met you at the end of that,

0:28:15.600 --> 0:28:18.600
<v Speaker 2>I feel like, and we didn't really drink together. We

0:28:18.640 --> 0:28:21.880
<v Speaker 2>did go to This is embarrassing, probably the most embarrassing.

0:28:21.920 --> 0:28:23.760
<v Speaker 2>This is more embrassing than pooping in the toilet, I

0:28:23.760 --> 0:28:24.720
<v Speaker 2>mean in the tub.

0:28:25.280 --> 0:28:31.840
<v Speaker 1>We went to Bbq's Sydney and I Bbq's Bbq's and

0:28:32.040 --> 0:28:36.760
<v Speaker 1>uh got Henny wings right, yeah, and we got those

0:28:36.840 --> 0:28:41.280
<v Speaker 1>giant I feel like that's a lot of things. Yeah,

0:28:41.360 --> 0:28:45.160
<v Speaker 1>Dallas Bbq's. What did I say, Yeah, BBQ we knew

0:28:45.200 --> 0:28:47.160
<v Speaker 1>I knew your Yeah, but you know, because it's hood

0:28:47.200 --> 0:28:50.280
<v Speaker 1>and it's it's touristy and stuff. But you know, the

0:28:50.320 --> 0:28:53.640
<v Speaker 1>wings were cute. Remember that guy that I met that

0:28:53.680 --> 0:28:55.920
<v Speaker 1>I went on a date with and I had my

0:28:56.000 --> 0:28:57.360
<v Speaker 1>bike and everything had her bike.

0:28:57.400 --> 0:28:59.959
<v Speaker 2>I was like, we want wings and he took us

0:29:00.040 --> 0:29:02.240
<v Speaker 2>the Dallas Bbq's and we got wings and then it

0:29:02.280 --> 0:29:03.200
<v Speaker 2>started raining in Sydney.

0:29:03.240 --> 0:29:06.360
<v Speaker 1>Took her bike home. Remember, Nay, give me extra wings

0:29:06.400 --> 0:29:08.640
<v Speaker 1>and everything. Yeah, it was a good time. I liked

0:29:08.680 --> 0:29:11.080
<v Speaker 1>that dude. I mean, I wonder how he's doing. You

0:29:11.120 --> 0:29:13.800
<v Speaker 1>should hit him up. He's in He lives in California.

0:29:14.040 --> 0:29:17.760
<v Speaker 1>Hit him up, just be like, hey, wondering if you

0:29:17.760 --> 0:29:19.920
<v Speaker 1>know you got an apartment opening up.

0:29:20.720 --> 0:29:24.000
<v Speaker 2>No, he whenever he's in New York, he stays at

0:29:24.280 --> 0:29:26.200
<v Speaker 2>in an airbnb in the city because he'd be here

0:29:26.280 --> 0:29:28.360
<v Speaker 2>for work. And I think the last time he was here,

0:29:28.400 --> 0:29:30.040
<v Speaker 2>he was like trying to see if I would come

0:29:30.040 --> 0:29:32.000
<v Speaker 2>over to the airbnb and I was like, nah.

0:29:32.200 --> 0:29:35.760
<v Speaker 1>But now that you have this new found hoism hoism,

0:29:36.120 --> 0:29:40.840
<v Speaker 1>you can the host entennial just drop drop below. I could,

0:29:41.400 --> 0:29:46.240
<v Speaker 1>I could? I guess, yeah, we'll see. I don't know.

0:29:46.320 --> 0:29:49.120
<v Speaker 1>I just I feel like I lost my mojo. Man.

0:29:49.480 --> 0:29:52.840
<v Speaker 1>I remember back in the day, man I, I didn't care.

0:29:53.160 --> 0:29:55.360
<v Speaker 1>I didn't think about any of it. I was just like, yoh,

0:29:55.400 --> 0:29:58.560
<v Speaker 1>I'm doing this shit, okay. And now I'm always thinking

0:29:58.600 --> 0:29:59.840
<v Speaker 1>I'm thinking too much.

0:30:00.520 --> 0:30:01.920
<v Speaker 2>Okay, So what do you want to do. Let's talk

0:30:01.920 --> 0:30:04.080
<v Speaker 2>about it and then we'll motivate.

0:30:03.760 --> 0:30:04.320
<v Speaker 1>You to go do it.

0:30:04.360 --> 0:30:07.120
<v Speaker 2>Well, we talked. We talked about Sydney wants to go

0:30:07.160 --> 0:30:12.160
<v Speaker 2>sky got I said absolutely not. I said I'm not

0:30:12.160 --> 0:30:14.280
<v Speaker 2>gonna do it. But Molly often said she'd be done

0:30:14.280 --> 0:30:15.320
<v Speaker 2>to jump out of a plane with you.

0:30:15.720 --> 0:30:17.800
<v Speaker 1>But Molly is also a white lady. What you thinking

0:30:17.800 --> 0:30:23.960
<v Speaker 1>about Andrew skydiving? Well, why why you hate that? Actually

0:30:25.480 --> 0:30:28.920
<v Speaker 1>you'd have a heart attack or you'd faint something, but

0:30:29.080 --> 0:30:30.040
<v Speaker 1>you might not do you?

0:30:30.120 --> 0:30:33.120
<v Speaker 2>How do you feel about roller coasters? I hate roller

0:30:33.160 --> 0:30:35.800
<v Speaker 2>coasters and you want to jump out of a plane.

0:30:36.200 --> 0:30:38.160
<v Speaker 2>You hate roller coasters, but you want to jump out?

0:30:38.560 --> 0:30:40.760
<v Speaker 1>Then they just we just drop, we leave, and that's

0:30:40.800 --> 0:30:42.800
<v Speaker 1>it all. I gotta I just gotta take it. But

0:30:42.800 --> 0:30:46.520
<v Speaker 1>do you know how long you're falling for? It's longer

0:30:46.560 --> 0:30:52.680
<v Speaker 1>than a roller coaster ride for the view, Baby, take

0:30:52.720 --> 0:30:58.360
<v Speaker 1>a plane while the wind is just like hitting your

0:30:58.360 --> 0:31:02.440
<v Speaker 1>face and you're like, yeah, I would love to die

0:31:02.480 --> 0:31:06.360
<v Speaker 1>in the air, you know, No, no, you just get down.

0:31:06.440 --> 0:31:08.520
<v Speaker 1>We get down to the ground. And then the guy's like,

0:31:09.000 --> 0:31:12.239
<v Speaker 1>all right, Sidney, you did great? Would he wouldn't say

0:31:12.240 --> 0:31:18.080
<v Speaker 1>Sidney though, he'd be like Cindy, Cindy. And then I

0:31:18.120 --> 0:31:19.440
<v Speaker 1>got to tell my mom how you died, and my

0:31:19.440 --> 0:31:28.080
<v Speaker 1>mother would be like, oh sure, why did she do that?

0:31:28.440 --> 0:31:33.760
<v Speaker 1>Like insane person? Why are we friends? That's wild? But

0:31:33.840 --> 0:31:36.120
<v Speaker 1>if you so that's what you want to do, you

0:31:36.120 --> 0:31:37.800
<v Speaker 1>want to go skydive it? Well, I just feel like

0:31:37.880 --> 0:31:40.360
<v Speaker 1>I'm so anxious. I'm always on edge and I just

0:31:40.400 --> 0:31:42.280
<v Speaker 1>want to just do some crazy stuff so that I

0:31:42.280 --> 0:31:44.400
<v Speaker 1>can get out of the Like be on a plane

0:31:44.480 --> 0:31:48.720
<v Speaker 1>is a nightmare I have. I'm always on edge. Everything

0:31:48.840 --> 0:31:52.160
<v Speaker 1>gets me, so I just want to jump out. If

0:31:52.200 --> 0:31:54.480
<v Speaker 1>I jump out and get out, then I'm like, I've

0:31:54.520 --> 0:31:59.040
<v Speaker 1>done it. What in there? What if? What if I

0:31:59.080 --> 0:32:01.600
<v Speaker 1>take an edible jump out? I don't want to know.

0:32:01.760 --> 0:32:03.400
<v Speaker 1>I don't I don't want to do it at all,

0:32:03.680 --> 0:32:07.080
<v Speaker 1>honestly because I feel like I don't know how often

0:32:07.240 --> 0:32:09.400
<v Speaker 1>or what how rare it is that people die doing that.

0:32:09.440 --> 0:32:10.880
<v Speaker 1>But I feel like I'd be one of these like

0:32:11.120 --> 0:32:13.560
<v Speaker 1>rare ass deaths, like they'd be like, well, hush, shoot,

0:32:13.560 --> 0:32:15.920
<v Speaker 1>didn't open. But the instructor that was on her back,

0:32:16.640 --> 0:32:19.360
<v Speaker 1>he when he pulled the cord, his thing came out

0:32:19.440 --> 0:32:23.480
<v Speaker 1>and then they separated, and this little wet smart spot

0:32:23.600 --> 0:32:24.959
<v Speaker 1>right here is where Marie was.

0:32:25.360 --> 0:32:28.080
<v Speaker 2>I don't want to do that. I don't need that.

0:32:28.080 --> 0:32:29.160
<v Speaker 2>That's not how I want to die.

0:32:29.280 --> 0:32:32.640
<v Speaker 1>And I can't do any like acrobatic shit because I

0:32:32.720 --> 0:32:35.840
<v Speaker 1>have motion sickness. What because I was like, oh, I'll

0:32:35.880 --> 0:32:38.360
<v Speaker 1>do that aerial stuff or yeah, yeah, let's let's take

0:32:38.360 --> 0:32:40.480
<v Speaker 1>a surface solet class. Yeah, you know how like you'll

0:32:40.520 --> 0:32:43.120
<v Speaker 1>be in the sky and like, oh, you know what

0:32:43.120 --> 0:32:46.040
<v Speaker 1>you do? You should do the the like silk rope

0:32:47.280 --> 0:32:49.880
<v Speaker 1>thing you do. It look seems like you have to

0:32:49.920 --> 0:32:54.440
<v Speaker 1>have strength. You have probably a good cords I don't have.

0:32:55.160 --> 0:32:56.240
<v Speaker 1>I mean it has a great core.

0:32:56.680 --> 0:32:59.200
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, you should do have those good Okay, So

0:32:59.320 --> 0:33:05.760
<v Speaker 2>maybe maybe the trapeze thing that Carrie Bradshaw did in

0:33:05.800 --> 0:33:06.600
<v Speaker 2>that one episode.

0:33:07.160 --> 0:33:09.200
<v Speaker 1>I think that might be bad for me because I

0:33:09.240 --> 0:33:11.880
<v Speaker 1>have motion sickness. How do you have motions sick? Like?

0:33:11.880 --> 0:33:14.120
<v Speaker 1>I can't be on swings. If I go like a

0:33:14.160 --> 0:33:16.520
<v Speaker 1>swing like up and down, I get sick? What I

0:33:16.560 --> 0:33:19.080
<v Speaker 1>get lightheaded? What a terrible childhood you must have had?

0:33:19.360 --> 0:33:25.320
<v Speaker 1>Can't It happened to me after I turned fourteen or fifteen.

0:33:25.560 --> 0:33:26.840
<v Speaker 2>I was on the part I thought you're gonna say

0:33:26.840 --> 0:33:31.640
<v Speaker 2>after I turned forty. I was about to scream. Imagine

0:33:31.720 --> 0:33:33.320
<v Speaker 2>that's when I found out that you was forty.

0:33:35.720 --> 0:33:38.720
<v Speaker 1>Hey, this is just not funny. You said it happened

0:33:38.720 --> 0:33:42.200
<v Speaker 1>to me. I turned four, and I was like forty. Wow,

0:33:42.760 --> 0:33:44.920
<v Speaker 1>you're right, it's not funny friend, because you're too young

0:33:44.960 --> 0:33:47.640
<v Speaker 1>for these jokes. But wow, I thought you were going

0:33:47.680 --> 0:33:49.800
<v Speaker 1>to say forty what are you gonna do when I

0:33:49.840 --> 0:33:51.160
<v Speaker 1>turned forty, have.

0:33:51.920 --> 0:33:57.160
<v Speaker 2>Probably gonna make me buy some damn balloons for you. No, oh,

0:33:57.200 --> 0:33:58.520
<v Speaker 2>you're not gonna make me turned by blue.

0:33:58.840 --> 0:34:00.840
<v Speaker 1>The listeners don't know. So so it was at Mena's

0:34:00.920 --> 0:34:03.760
<v Speaker 1>birthday and amount of weeks ago there was a big

0:34:03.840 --> 0:34:09.040
<v Speaker 1>fiasco about getting her balloons for her birthday because I

0:34:09.080 --> 0:34:12.279
<v Speaker 1>had already got her cupcakes with her face on it. Yes,

0:34:12.680 --> 0:34:15.560
<v Speaker 1>I spent a stupid amount of money on these based

0:34:15.600 --> 0:34:19.360
<v Speaker 1>on these cupcakes, this is doodu. It was so doodable,

0:34:19.440 --> 0:34:25.040
<v Speaker 1>trash merch duru. And so I spent all this money

0:34:25.040 --> 0:34:28.359
<v Speaker 1>on the cupcakes. You know, didn't even ask Marie, hey,

0:34:28.360 --> 0:34:30.000
<v Speaker 1>you want to split this? Nothing. I was just like,

0:34:30.000 --> 0:34:31.799
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna take it to the phase because this is

0:34:31.880 --> 0:34:35.759
<v Speaker 1>this was my call. And thank you for standing in

0:34:35.800 --> 0:34:38.799
<v Speaker 1>your own decision, because if you had ran that by me,

0:34:38.800 --> 0:34:42.640
<v Speaker 1>I'd be like, that's way too much money, just too much.

0:34:43.400 --> 0:34:45.239
<v Speaker 1>And it was, well, how much would you have spent

0:34:45.360 --> 0:34:45.920
<v Speaker 1>for cupcakes?

0:34:45.960 --> 0:34:48.360
<v Speaker 2>Anytime I buy cupcakes for my friends at the knitting factory,

0:34:48.440 --> 0:34:54.880
<v Speaker 2>I spend max twenty six dollars a cupcake is like

0:34:54.920 --> 0:34:57.480
<v Speaker 2>three dollars to three seventy five. That's how much a

0:34:57.520 --> 0:35:01.239
<v Speaker 2>single cupcake, like two fifty if you walk out the

0:35:01.239 --> 0:35:03.360
<v Speaker 2>way between two dollars and four dollars is and how

0:35:03.440 --> 0:35:03.719
<v Speaker 2>much one?

0:35:03.760 --> 0:35:05.920
<v Speaker 1>So then I got a mean of these balloons too,

0:35:06.040 --> 0:35:10.200
<v Speaker 1>because you went to balloons. And I'm telling Adrian, Hey,

0:35:10.239 --> 0:35:12.279
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna get these balloons, and she's like, absolutely not.

0:35:12.320 --> 0:35:14.520
<v Speaker 1>You already spent money on these cupcakes. She's not getting

0:35:14.520 --> 0:35:17.120
<v Speaker 1>anything else. And then I called Maria, but and I

0:35:17.160 --> 0:35:19.719
<v Speaker 1>was like Marie. Adrian was like, we're not getting these balloons.

0:35:20.000 --> 0:35:21.840
<v Speaker 1>She was like, they're gonna they're bad for the earth,

0:35:22.040 --> 0:35:24.400
<v Speaker 1>and uh, it's too expensive to go get them and

0:35:24.400 --> 0:35:26.319
<v Speaker 1>bring them back. And I was like, well, I don't

0:35:26.360 --> 0:35:28.400
<v Speaker 1>care about balloons, so neither I don't think I mean

0:35:28.440 --> 0:35:31.440
<v Speaker 1>it will care either. Marie's terrible. We can't call Marie

0:35:31.480 --> 0:35:33.200
<v Speaker 1>and ask her for to be the voice of reason

0:35:33.239 --> 0:35:36.719
<v Speaker 1>because she just she too lax. She don't care, but

0:35:36.880 --> 0:35:40.759
<v Speaker 1>I'm lax about certain things. But like, cause I don't

0:35:40.800 --> 0:35:44.440
<v Speaker 1>know when this happened, but they're somewhere in the last

0:35:44.600 --> 0:35:48.319
<v Speaker 1>five years. Anytime a woman celebrating her birthday, she has

0:35:48.360 --> 0:35:51.480
<v Speaker 1>to have balloons that spell her name out or the

0:35:51.800 --> 0:35:56.280
<v Speaker 1>numbers with the year that she's turning and it's like,

0:35:56.280 --> 0:35:58.480
<v Speaker 1>like what was that for? Like, this is just so

0:35:58.560 --> 0:36:00.960
<v Speaker 1>I could post on social media that people care about me,

0:36:00.960 --> 0:36:03.879
<v Speaker 1>and they got me balloons. And now I turned forty eight,

0:36:04.080 --> 0:36:06.719
<v Speaker 1>like I have a four and an eight, an eight

0:36:06.800 --> 0:36:08.359
<v Speaker 1>and a four and it's like, well, what is that?

0:36:08.480 --> 0:36:09.399
<v Speaker 1>Is that the year you were born?

0:36:09.480 --> 0:36:11.480
<v Speaker 2>Is that how old you are? Is that how much

0:36:11.520 --> 0:36:14.719
<v Speaker 2>you weigh? Like what do these numbers mean? And it's

0:36:14.760 --> 0:36:15.960
<v Speaker 2>it there. The balloons are.

0:36:15.880 --> 0:36:20.000
<v Speaker 1>Like ten or twelve dollars each extensive balloon. It's dumb.

0:36:20.680 --> 0:36:21.280
<v Speaker 1>It's dumb.

0:36:21.560 --> 0:36:24.000
<v Speaker 2>So I said, when my birthday rolls around, I'm not

0:36:24.000 --> 0:36:25.919
<v Speaker 2>gonna give a damn about the balloons. I don't care.

0:36:26.400 --> 0:36:28.799
<v Speaker 2>Then I get a call from Amina literally five minutes later.

0:36:29.239 --> 0:36:31.759
<v Speaker 2>Can you believe if they don't want to buy these

0:36:31.840 --> 0:36:35.320
<v Speaker 2>balloons for me? And I was like, oh, I thought

0:36:35.360 --> 0:36:37.680
<v Speaker 2>you didn't care, but she did care.

0:36:38.120 --> 0:36:41.640
<v Speaker 1>So and I said that she would care, and everybody's

0:36:41.680 --> 0:36:44.200
<v Speaker 1>like there's no way, yeah, but there, but you I

0:36:44.239 --> 0:36:48.040
<v Speaker 1>feel like you played it wrong by asking, Like I

0:36:48.040 --> 0:36:51.880
<v Speaker 1>feel like, don't ask permission, ask forgiveness. You could have

0:36:52.000 --> 0:36:53.799
<v Speaker 1>just showed up to the knitting factor. We would no

0:36:53.840 --> 0:36:58.200
<v Speaker 1>ballo merch schmerch don't ask for permission, ask for forgiveness,

0:36:58.280 --> 0:36:59.000
<v Speaker 1>right right, right right now.

0:36:59.040 --> 0:37:01.480
<v Speaker 2>That's merch right, that's not a me line, though, I

0:37:01.520 --> 0:37:04.960
<v Speaker 2>think uh, I think Langston Hughes said that in the

0:37:05.160 --> 0:37:07.680
<v Speaker 2>during the Renaissance anyway. So I just I feel like

0:37:08.800 --> 0:37:11.080
<v Speaker 2>I would have just not called her, and I would

0:37:11.120 --> 0:37:12.880
<v Speaker 2>have called me, and I wouldn't said anything to Adrian.

0:37:12.920 --> 0:37:14.880
<v Speaker 2>I just would not have bought the balloons. And then

0:37:14.920 --> 0:37:17.359
<v Speaker 2>when we got to the show on Sunday and she

0:37:17.440 --> 0:37:20.000
<v Speaker 2>was like, oh what happened, I'd be like, ah, sis,

0:37:20.480 --> 0:37:22.839
<v Speaker 2>we got them, they blew away or something. I really

0:37:23.000 --> 0:37:24.920
<v Speaker 2>you could have said anything you wanted at that point.

0:37:26.440 --> 0:37:29.239
<v Speaker 2>But Sydney's a thoughtful friend. And Amina, you know, she

0:37:29.360 --> 0:37:31.399
<v Speaker 2>wanted these people who celebrates her birthday for a whole

0:37:31.400 --> 0:37:34.280
<v Speaker 2>week because essentially that's what we did for her.

0:37:35.160 --> 0:37:38.359
<v Speaker 1>But when my birthday rolls around, don't get me Balloon's friend.

0:37:38.400 --> 0:37:42.640
<v Speaker 2>Literally, get get me weed, get me, get me edibles,

0:37:43.280 --> 0:37:49.240
<v Speaker 2>get me good cupcakes, you know, pay for my dinner

0:37:49.239 --> 0:37:53.000
<v Speaker 2>at the diner, Like don't I don't need Like that's

0:37:53.520 --> 0:37:56.279
<v Speaker 2>a lot, because they're just gonna take up space in

0:37:56.280 --> 0:37:59.640
<v Speaker 2>my apartment and then slowly deflate and come lower and

0:37:59.640 --> 0:38:00.480
<v Speaker 2>lower to the ground.

0:38:00.440 --> 0:38:03.640
<v Speaker 1>Gree plays her birthday perfectly because she's like, I'm gonna

0:38:03.640 --> 0:38:07.480
<v Speaker 1>throw myself a party, right right, right, y'all just show up,

0:38:08.040 --> 0:38:12.239
<v Speaker 1>bring a liquor, like it's themed. Figure it out. But

0:38:12.400 --> 0:38:15.520
<v Speaker 1>like after a certain age, you do have to plan

0:38:15.600 --> 0:38:19.560
<v Speaker 1>your own birthday because nobody has the same enthusiasm as

0:38:19.600 --> 0:38:22.160
<v Speaker 1>somebody who's like twenty three, twenty four that it's like, Okay,

0:38:22.160 --> 0:38:24.200
<v Speaker 1>we're gonna go to dinner. Then we're gonna go this,

0:38:24.440 --> 0:38:27.000
<v Speaker 1>we're gonna get this card, everybody give money, we're gonna

0:38:27.000 --> 0:38:29.920
<v Speaker 1>get a gift. Like after a certain age, everybody's like, okay,

0:38:29.920 --> 0:38:35.680
<v Speaker 1>you're alive. Cool, Like birthdays are weird for me. I

0:38:35.719 --> 0:38:38.960
<v Speaker 1>also don't like planning things for groups of people because

0:38:38.960 --> 0:38:40.600
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, well, if people aren't having a good time,

0:38:40.640 --> 0:38:43.359
<v Speaker 1>then that makes me also not have a good time, right,

0:38:43.440 --> 0:38:44.920
<v Speaker 1>And I'm like, Sis, all I'm trying to do is

0:38:44.960 --> 0:38:48.279
<v Speaker 1>do this Molly on my birthday and like live my

0:38:48.360 --> 0:38:51.600
<v Speaker 1>best life. Yeah, So, like pacing back and forth and

0:38:51.600 --> 0:38:53.360
<v Speaker 1>making sure everybody's okay is not what I want to

0:38:53.400 --> 0:38:57.320
<v Speaker 1>do on my birthday. You're an adupe after your twenty

0:38:57.360 --> 0:38:59.640
<v Speaker 1>something birthday, like you should be planning your own crap,

0:39:00.040 --> 0:39:02.280
<v Speaker 1>and if you don't want to do anything extravagant, that's cool.

0:39:02.280 --> 0:39:04.120
<v Speaker 2>Some people their birthdays come and they go and they

0:39:04.160 --> 0:39:06.200
<v Speaker 2>don't really make a big deal out of them. But

0:39:06.320 --> 0:39:10.520
<v Speaker 2>like for me recently, it's just like because my birthdays

0:39:10.520 --> 0:39:13.640
<v Speaker 2>I have always been sad for me as an adult,

0:39:13.800 --> 0:39:15.759
<v Speaker 2>So now it's just like, well, let's just you know,

0:39:15.840 --> 0:39:17.400
<v Speaker 2>do drugs and have a good time and look sexy

0:39:17.440 --> 0:39:19.680
<v Speaker 2>and take photos and make people who didn't get invited

0:39:19.719 --> 0:39:21.879
<v Speaker 2>feel bad. Like that's what my birthday is to me now.

0:39:21.880 --> 0:39:27.200
<v Speaker 2>It's just you should be here and you're not because

0:39:27.320 --> 0:39:30.040
<v Speaker 2>I don't like you, or because the house is too

0:39:30.080 --> 0:39:33.160
<v Speaker 2>small or whatever. But this year I'm celebrating my birthday

0:39:33.200 --> 0:39:34.720
<v Speaker 2>next door to my ex boyfriend's house.

0:39:37.600 --> 0:39:42.480
<v Speaker 1>It's a psycho. I mean, I have a bad experience

0:39:42.560 --> 0:39:47.720
<v Speaker 1>with birthdays now because I was spoiled being a bottle waitress,

0:39:48.200 --> 0:39:51.680
<v Speaker 1>because everybody's like a cheerleader and a rally and like,

0:39:51.880 --> 0:39:55.920
<v Speaker 1>oh okay, we got this this, this planned and so,

0:39:57.080 --> 0:40:00.440
<v Speaker 1>and everybody was making stupid money. Yeah, we don't care

0:40:00.440 --> 0:40:02.120
<v Speaker 1>how much the dinner is, we don't care how much

0:40:02.320 --> 0:40:04.040
<v Speaker 1>this get. We're gonna we just gonna go out.

0:40:04.080 --> 0:40:06.239
<v Speaker 2>So yeah, I was being real fancy. We're gonna start

0:40:06.239 --> 0:40:07.920
<v Speaker 2>at towel and then we're gonna go to this place.

0:40:08.040 --> 0:40:09.960
<v Speaker 1>And then also we got hooked up, so we would

0:40:10.000 --> 0:40:11.440
<v Speaker 1>have a lot of dinners that we didn't have to

0:40:11.480 --> 0:40:13.160
<v Speaker 1>pay for, which is beautiful, and then we would go

0:40:13.239 --> 0:40:15.520
<v Speaker 1>to the club and you know, we're getting bottles for free.

0:40:15.600 --> 0:40:20.560
<v Speaker 1>So like one birthday, my birthday was on Super Bowl Sunday, nightmare,

0:40:20.920 --> 0:40:24.879
<v Speaker 1>but we literally we had somebody from Moist Chandon took

0:40:24.960 --> 0:40:27.719
<v Speaker 1>us to brunch. Yes, we have bottles, bottle I had.

0:40:28.800 --> 0:40:33.440
<v Speaker 1>I had like forty people there, like, we're getting food, drinks,

0:40:33.480 --> 0:40:37.480
<v Speaker 1>everything free. Then the next day on actual no one

0:40:37.520 --> 0:40:39.960
<v Speaker 1>paid for anything or the person paid for ever. It

0:40:40.040 --> 0:40:42.880
<v Speaker 1>was on the car listed great. They got everything we like,

0:40:42.920 --> 0:40:46.280
<v Speaker 1>we got huge bottles of it was crazy LVMH money

0:40:46.320 --> 0:40:48.279
<v Speaker 1>it was. It was wonderful. And then the next day

0:40:49.040 --> 0:40:53.479
<v Speaker 1>we we went to one super Bowl party. We got

0:40:53.480 --> 0:40:56.759
<v Speaker 1>food every free. Then we went to another party after

0:40:56.840 --> 0:41:02.000
<v Speaker 1>that free and I was like, okay, we got one

0:41:02.000 --> 0:41:04.360
<v Speaker 1>more priority to go to it. Everybody was like okay,

0:41:05.120 --> 0:41:08.520
<v Speaker 1>and I think that's the last birthday that everybody was like, okay, bitch,

0:41:08.640 --> 0:41:09.760
<v Speaker 1>this was your last birthday.

0:41:10.280 --> 0:41:14.680
<v Speaker 2>How old were you, like, twenty six, twenty five? Yeah,

0:41:14.840 --> 0:41:17.000
<v Speaker 2>so that sounded like one of them years.

0:41:17.520 --> 0:41:18.080
<v Speaker 1>But that's good.

0:41:18.120 --> 0:41:19.400
<v Speaker 2>A lot of people will never get to say that

0:41:19.400 --> 0:41:22.719
<v Speaker 2>they got to experience that. That's some rockstar behavior right there.

0:41:22.760 --> 0:41:25.240
<v Speaker 1>But I also was thoughtful because I was like, well,

0:41:25.560 --> 0:41:27.520
<v Speaker 1>I don't want my friends to pay for anything, so

0:41:27.560 --> 0:41:30.760
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna get these hookups and I'm gonna utilize. Okay,

0:41:30.760 --> 0:41:32.000
<v Speaker 1>well so just let's get these hook ups so we

0:41:32.080 --> 0:41:33.839
<v Speaker 1>can utilize them for my birthday this year. I don't

0:41:33.840 --> 0:41:36.600
<v Speaker 1>want to pay for anything. Where's our mo ed Chundan friend? Now?

0:41:37.080 --> 0:41:39.480
<v Speaker 1>Where he worked? He got fired? Now he's still there.

0:41:40.040 --> 0:41:44.080
<v Speaker 1>He died, No, he didn't die, he's still he's still there.

0:41:44.200 --> 0:41:47.120
<v Speaker 1>Since I just don't drink and I haven't gone out

0:41:47.160 --> 0:41:48.759
<v Speaker 1>in fucking years.

0:41:48.520 --> 0:41:50.600
<v Speaker 2>Well, we're going out tonight. We're going, uh, we're hitting

0:41:50.640 --> 0:41:52.799
<v Speaker 2>up a little BBQ. We hitting a little bar, not

0:41:53.080 --> 0:41:55.000
<v Speaker 2>Dallas BBQ, but we're going to on in actual cookout

0:41:55.719 --> 0:41:58.080
<v Speaker 2>where we'll eat a little bit, we'll take some photos.

0:41:58.320 --> 0:42:01.920
<v Speaker 2>I got a new fanny pat. It's red and it

0:42:01.960 --> 0:42:04.000
<v Speaker 2>looks leather, but it's from Rainbow and it was seven dollars.

0:42:05.200 --> 0:42:08.440
<v Speaker 2>And then we're gonna go see some drag and then

0:42:08.480 --> 0:42:09.600
<v Speaker 2>Sydney's gonna do comedy.

0:42:09.880 --> 0:42:12.719
<v Speaker 1>Stupid. I might ask to go first so I could

0:42:12.719 --> 0:42:15.200
<v Speaker 1>go first and just meet y'all back, or I asked

0:42:15.200 --> 0:42:19.480
<v Speaker 1>to go last and then still show up. Yeah. Do

0:42:19.600 --> 0:42:23.640
<v Speaker 1>that feel like you're I gotta be there late? I

0:42:23.680 --> 0:42:25.960
<v Speaker 1>don't know, man, the summer is here, and I'm just like,

0:42:27.040 --> 0:42:29.680
<v Speaker 1>do I love comedy? I do? I do love it,

0:42:29.719 --> 0:42:32.960
<v Speaker 1>But I'm also like, we gotta be our experience and shit.

0:42:32.880 --> 0:42:34.640
<v Speaker 2>Well that's the thing with comedy, and I think this

0:42:34.719 --> 0:42:37.560
<v Speaker 2>is something that people, like a lot of comics get wrong,

0:42:37.920 --> 0:42:40.160
<v Speaker 2>is every day of your life.

0:42:39.880 --> 0:42:42.240
<v Speaker 1>Can't be comedy. Comedy, comedy, comedy, comedy comedy.

0:42:42.320 --> 0:42:45.120
<v Speaker 2>You have to experience things and be with people who

0:42:45.120 --> 0:42:49.200
<v Speaker 2>are not comedians to reset and like recalibrate the way

0:42:49.200 --> 0:42:51.160
<v Speaker 2>that you think and the way you see the world,

0:42:51.160 --> 0:42:53.759
<v Speaker 2>because otherwise, what is your comedy about?

0:42:53.880 --> 0:42:55.160
<v Speaker 1>If you all you do is do.

0:42:55.200 --> 0:42:57.640
<v Speaker 2>Shows every night of the week, everyone that you talk

0:42:57.719 --> 0:42:59.960
<v Speaker 2>to is a comedian, like you boring at this point

0:43:00.320 --> 0:43:04.080
<v Speaker 2>and drag Me, regular people who are watching you were like,

0:43:04.239 --> 0:43:06.720
<v Speaker 2>is this a human being or a cartoon character?

0:43:06.880 --> 0:43:09.239
<v Speaker 1>Like drag Me. I'm saying this because I'm doing less

0:43:09.239 --> 0:43:11.080
<v Speaker 1>comedy now, you know, because when.

0:43:10.960 --> 0:43:15.680
<v Speaker 2>I got that show, I was like, I'm retired, and

0:43:15.680 --> 0:43:17.120
<v Speaker 2>then the show got canceled and I was like, I

0:43:17.200 --> 0:43:20.080
<v Speaker 2>guess I could do some comedy, but I don't want

0:43:20.080 --> 0:43:20.880
<v Speaker 2>to do stand up forever.

0:43:21.480 --> 0:43:24.240
<v Speaker 1>That's not my goal. You know. I saw Wanda Sykes

0:43:24.320 --> 0:43:27.440
<v Speaker 1>special and it's just like, you know, she's a g

0:43:28.000 --> 0:43:29.920
<v Speaker 1>she could do whatever she wants, you can say whatever

0:43:29.920 --> 0:43:32.160
<v Speaker 1>she wants, and like people are gonna be on board.

0:43:32.200 --> 0:43:35.960
<v Speaker 1>She's also hilarious and she started. She's like she's an icon.

0:43:36.080 --> 0:43:40.080
<v Speaker 1>She does comedy the right way and she and I

0:43:40.600 --> 0:43:43.200
<v Speaker 1>love stand up that much that I would like to

0:43:44.080 --> 0:43:46.160
<v Speaker 1>be there. I would like to be in that level.

0:43:46.200 --> 0:43:49.280
<v Speaker 1>But I'm also like, yeah, you gotta you gotta do things.

0:43:49.320 --> 0:43:52.600
<v Speaker 1>You gotta have money, you gotta be around people experienced stuff.

0:43:52.760 --> 0:43:55.080
<v Speaker 1>I feel like Wanda Sykes hads been doing stand up

0:43:55.120 --> 0:43:59.040
<v Speaker 1>for probably like twenty five thirty years, and she was

0:43:59.280 --> 0:44:02.000
<v Speaker 1>there with like the Chris Rocks and the you know,

0:44:02.120 --> 0:44:05.640
<v Speaker 1>all these people when the boom of comedy started or whatever, right,

0:44:06.040 --> 0:44:08.960
<v Speaker 1>and she's somebody that like got overlooked a locker. She's

0:44:09.000 --> 0:44:12.839
<v Speaker 1>a black woman, and she's a lesbian and she don't

0:44:12.880 --> 0:44:15.720
<v Speaker 1>have hair down to her knees or whatever.

0:44:15.880 --> 0:44:18.000
<v Speaker 2>And it's like, you know, but the Chris Rock and

0:44:18.040 --> 0:44:20.920
<v Speaker 2>all these other people were coming to bat for her

0:44:20.920 --> 0:44:22.839
<v Speaker 2>and saying that she was a good person of good

0:44:22.840 --> 0:44:25.560
<v Speaker 2>comic and she wasn't getting the same opportunities as you know,

0:44:25.960 --> 0:44:29.800
<v Speaker 2>you know what.

0:44:28.120 --> 0:44:29.680
<v Speaker 1>We're gonna say, who are you talking about?

0:44:30.360 --> 0:44:33.120
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna say that like a Jerry Seinfeld, Right, he's

0:44:33.160 --> 0:44:35.160
<v Speaker 2>still working, and it's like, who are you working for?

0:44:35.440 --> 0:44:37.520
<v Speaker 2>But it's people that are out here and they love

0:44:38.200 --> 0:44:41.200
<v Speaker 2>a live Jerry Seinfeld pop in.

0:44:41.440 --> 0:44:43.799
<v Speaker 1>But that's just where I want to be. I want

0:44:43.800 --> 0:44:47.400
<v Speaker 1>to be where people are so obsessed that it doesn't

0:44:47.400 --> 0:44:50.360
<v Speaker 1>matter what year, it doesn't matter if I haven't worked

0:44:51.000 --> 0:44:53.680
<v Speaker 1>in a decade, and I'm like, I'm coming back a decade.

0:44:53.719 --> 0:44:57.760
<v Speaker 1>Everybody's like, you mean, like how Chris Tucker did that special?

0:44:58.080 --> 0:45:00.840
<v Speaker 1>Was like, good friend you we want to take a

0:45:00.840 --> 0:45:05.719
<v Speaker 1>ten year break and come back. I don't know, I

0:45:05.800 --> 0:45:08.640
<v Speaker 1>just want that kind of pandemonium, you know what I mean?

0:45:08.640 --> 0:45:10.319
<v Speaker 1>You kind of have that. You know, I've seen you out.

0:45:10.360 --> 0:45:16.200
<v Speaker 2>When the unofficial expert Niggas come out, they'll be like, guys,

0:45:16.280 --> 0:45:18.600
<v Speaker 2>you know, we're at the knitting factory every Sunday.

0:45:18.280 --> 0:45:24.440
<v Speaker 1>And I see I forgot that so many people Caesar Caesar,

0:45:24.680 --> 0:45:27.200
<v Speaker 1>and then it was like two dudes and there was

0:45:27.200 --> 0:45:29.200
<v Speaker 1>a there was a black woman that was there that

0:45:29.280 --> 0:45:31.040
<v Speaker 1>comes and she was like, I love you guys.

0:45:31.560 --> 0:45:33.120
<v Speaker 2>She was smoking a cigarette. When I was like, sis,

0:45:33.160 --> 0:45:35.279
<v Speaker 2>you're getting cancer in my face. I was like, I'm

0:45:35.320 --> 0:45:39.000
<v Speaker 2>going inside. But I love that you guys come to

0:45:39.040 --> 0:45:41.080
<v Speaker 2>see us, and you guys tell us that you listen

0:45:41.160 --> 0:45:43.080
<v Speaker 2>and then you freak out a little bit when when

0:45:43.080 --> 0:45:46.560
<v Speaker 2>I'm nice to you because I'm a nice person always,

0:45:46.840 --> 0:45:53.640
<v Speaker 2>I'm very nice always. Anyway, here we are, it's like

0:45:53.640 --> 0:45:55.719
<v Speaker 2>I gotta go home and shower and get ready for

0:45:55.800 --> 0:45:59.400
<v Speaker 2>these uh these barbecues that I'm not bringing any anything too.

0:45:59.760 --> 0:46:01.600
<v Speaker 1>It's fine. I feel like this is the type of

0:46:01.600 --> 0:46:03.600
<v Speaker 1>barbecue that you don't need to bring anything. Well, I'm

0:46:03.600 --> 0:46:05.040
<v Speaker 1>bringing like three of my friends.

0:46:06.560 --> 0:46:08.920
<v Speaker 2>I'm not bringing any food or bottles, but I'm bringing

0:46:08.960 --> 0:46:10.240
<v Speaker 2>three plus ones.

0:46:11.400 --> 0:46:13.480
<v Speaker 1>So I feel excited about And it's a it's a

0:46:13.520 --> 0:46:16.120
<v Speaker 1>black hair salon, right, it's a black yeah. The place

0:46:16.160 --> 0:46:19.440
<v Speaker 1>I get my hair done is having a party tonight

0:46:19.800 --> 0:46:23.880
<v Speaker 1>and we're bringing a brais friend. I mean, we are

0:46:23.920 --> 0:46:25.480
<v Speaker 1>bringing a base friend. This is true.

0:46:26.200 --> 0:46:28.120
<v Speaker 2>I honestly didn't think she was gonna come, and she

0:46:28.280 --> 0:46:31.879
<v Speaker 2>why not? She's sending us looks and telling.

0:46:31.640 --> 0:46:33.160
<v Speaker 1>Why would you not think that she would come?

0:46:33.360 --> 0:46:36.800
<v Speaker 2>Because Molly is a is A is an exceptional white woman.

0:46:36.920 --> 0:46:39.399
<v Speaker 1>Okay, we went to I Hop. Let's talk about this.

0:46:39.680 --> 0:46:43.320
<v Speaker 1>We went to I Hop near my house in Buoklin

0:46:43.960 --> 0:46:46.400
<v Speaker 1>and she was like, the booth is a little dirty.

0:46:46.440 --> 0:46:48.640
<v Speaker 1>Let's wait for another table. I was like, this is

0:46:48.760 --> 0:46:53.880
<v Speaker 1>a hob. This is what I can't believe. She said that,

0:46:53.920 --> 0:46:55.919
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, girl, it was a did you laugh?

0:46:56.320 --> 0:47:00.640
<v Speaker 1>I laughed. I entertained her for a minute and then

0:47:00.640 --> 0:47:02.319
<v Speaker 1>I was like, sis, you gotta sit down because I

0:47:02.360 --> 0:47:05.360
<v Speaker 1>want to order. Like I'm not, They're not gonna It

0:47:05.400 --> 0:47:07.600
<v Speaker 1>took them forever to see us. I'm not gonna wait

0:47:08.080 --> 0:47:10.120
<v Speaker 1>for a quote unquote right lady.

0:47:10.200 --> 0:47:12.400
<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, that I Hop there's always like a

0:47:12.480 --> 0:47:15.840
<v Speaker 3>line and shit. She was like, what's a little dirt girl,

0:47:16.440 --> 0:47:18.719
<v Speaker 3>it's about to close. Come on, get this waffle so

0:47:18.760 --> 0:47:21.080
<v Speaker 3>we can leave. Get your rooty tooty fresh and fruity.

0:47:21.160 --> 0:47:25.400
<v Speaker 1>So isn't that Denny's? I don't know. I feel like,

0:47:28.200 --> 0:47:30.840
<v Speaker 1>so we can get Denny's is great in the West coast. Man.

0:47:31.200 --> 0:47:33.520
<v Speaker 2>There's Denny's in like DC too. That's the the first

0:47:33.560 --> 0:47:35.440
<v Speaker 2>time I ever had Denny's was in Washington, d C.

0:47:35.880 --> 0:47:38.560
<v Speaker 1>My brand is diner, Like, that's why I want my

0:47:38.640 --> 0:47:40.560
<v Speaker 1>funeral to take place. They said, I love.

0:47:40.680 --> 0:47:43.160
<v Speaker 2>My brand is waffle house because that I feel like

0:47:43.160 --> 0:47:44.120
<v Speaker 2>the food tastes better.

0:47:43.920 --> 0:47:46.799
<v Speaker 1>And it's even cheap. But I've never been to a

0:47:46.840 --> 0:47:49.160
<v Speaker 1>waffle house. Really, I've never gone.

0:47:49.160 --> 0:47:51.520
<v Speaker 2>There's let's play a trip to Atlanta. We're gonna go

0:47:51.520 --> 0:47:54.399
<v Speaker 2>to Chateau Charat. We're gonna drive by Charat's house.

0:47:54.600 --> 0:47:56.640
<v Speaker 1>Are we doing that with the Patreon money? Sure? Sure,

0:47:56.719 --> 0:48:05.000
<v Speaker 1>this Patreon money is gonna stretch. Yea yea yea yeah,

0:48:05.040 --> 0:48:06.440
<v Speaker 1>yea yeah, yeah, we'll go. You've never been to a

0:48:06.480 --> 0:48:09.800
<v Speaker 1>waffle house. Never been. I went to Atlanta and we

0:48:10.840 --> 0:48:13.640
<v Speaker 1>got all of this food and it was like six

0:48:13.760 --> 0:48:16.160
<v Speaker 1>of us in. The chick came and I'm telling you,

0:48:16.280 --> 0:48:18.600
<v Speaker 1>it was like twenty four dollars and I was like,

0:48:18.680 --> 0:48:21.480
<v Speaker 1>they put what everybody's every I was like quick, wait, wait,

0:48:21.800 --> 0:48:24.359
<v Speaker 1>let's go before they realize. But everything is just really cheap.

0:48:25.000 --> 0:48:27.440
<v Speaker 1>In you're full, and if they put spices in it

0:48:27.520 --> 0:48:30.160
<v Speaker 1>and stuff. It's oh, they probably got lemon pepper wings

0:48:30.200 --> 0:48:33.440
<v Speaker 1>there too. We went to Hooters every day. I was

0:48:33.480 --> 0:48:34.440
<v Speaker 1>in Atlanta for like a week.

0:48:34.520 --> 0:48:38.319
<v Speaker 2>We went to Hooters every day. It was like down

0:48:38.400 --> 0:48:41.160
<v Speaker 2>the hill from our hotel and it was like, well,

0:48:41.239 --> 0:48:46.600
<v Speaker 2>we're back, Hey, hey, pretty girl with the lemon pepper today.

0:48:47.040 --> 0:48:50.400
<v Speaker 1>That is that is the goal, just like people know

0:48:50.520 --> 0:48:52.839
<v Speaker 1>you when you come in a spot Hooter, because when

0:48:52.880 --> 0:48:55.520
<v Speaker 1>they know you, then they hook you up. If you're

0:48:55.520 --> 0:48:58.399
<v Speaker 1>a regular, Yeah, you get you get love, You get love,

0:48:58.760 --> 0:49:01.239
<v Speaker 1>and you show love, get love. I'm sorry, And that

0:49:01.560 --> 0:49:04.440
<v Speaker 1>is what sometimes I'd be missing. Like sometimes you just

0:49:04.480 --> 0:49:08.160
<v Speaker 1>go into a show, or you go into a room

0:49:08.400 --> 0:49:11.640
<v Speaker 1>or a building. You just you want to feel like damn,

0:49:11.760 --> 0:49:13.080
<v Speaker 1>I want to feel like Norm.

0:49:13.719 --> 0:49:16.080
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Sidy, you're just trying to get your norm from

0:49:16.160 --> 0:49:18.200
<v Speaker 2>cheers on. You want people to recognize you and scream

0:49:18.280 --> 0:49:22.120
<v Speaker 2>your name when you walk into a venue. Wow, Norm

0:49:22.400 --> 0:49:22.879
<v Speaker 2>is that weird?

0:49:22.960 --> 0:49:26.759
<v Speaker 1>Andrew to feel that way after a decade. If not

0:49:26.840 --> 0:49:29.160
<v Speaker 1>going there, I couldn't imagine going back to my old job.

0:49:29.360 --> 0:49:31.960
<v Speaker 1>Niggas wouldn't be like they would a doorm I wouldn't

0:49:31.960 --> 0:49:32.320
<v Speaker 1>even know me.

0:49:32.400 --> 0:49:33.839
<v Speaker 2>I'd be in the neighborhood, and I'd be like, should

0:49:33.880 --> 0:49:36.480
<v Speaker 2>pop into Sydney's job and see who who went there

0:49:36.520 --> 0:49:39.120
<v Speaker 2>to get me a sandwich? But I don't. I wasn't

0:49:39.160 --> 0:49:41.560
<v Speaker 2>nice to any of those other girls. So and then

0:49:41.640 --> 0:49:44.920
<v Speaker 2>that one dude was trash anyway, like I haven't been

0:49:44.920 --> 0:49:47.480
<v Speaker 2>a Sydney's job. And when you when you quit, I

0:49:47.560 --> 0:49:48.080
<v Speaker 2>also quit?

0:49:50.520 --> 0:49:52.759
<v Speaker 1>You did you quit? I quit? We quit? But they

0:49:52.840 --> 0:49:55.800
<v Speaker 1>know you because people will be being my demum. Oh Marie.

0:49:55.840 --> 0:49:57.960
<v Speaker 1>I saw Marie on the show. I saw her, Dude,

0:49:58.000 --> 0:49:59.879
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, just say hi to her. They don't say

0:49:59.880 --> 0:50:06.000
<v Speaker 1>how to me? You're scary good. Yeah. I saw jess

0:50:06.600 --> 0:50:09.040
<v Speaker 1>this girl named jess She was like, I'm Haitian. So

0:50:09.200 --> 0:50:14.120
<v Speaker 1>I understand, you know Marie's tone. Hi, Jessica. She's like,

0:50:14.200 --> 0:50:16.440
<v Speaker 1>I understand her tone. I'm Haitian. I get it. But

0:50:16.520 --> 0:50:18.360
<v Speaker 1>you know she'd be putting you do She'd be putting

0:50:18.360 --> 0:50:19.000
<v Speaker 1>you through the ringer.

0:50:19.080 --> 0:50:20.759
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, I don't know, Okay, Well, Sydney, is there

0:50:20.760 --> 0:50:22.120
<v Speaker 2>anything that you want to get off your chest that

0:50:22.239 --> 0:50:25.200
<v Speaker 2>you feel like I interrupted you what you were trying

0:50:25.239 --> 0:50:28.240
<v Speaker 2>to say, or you feel like, you know what Marie

0:50:28.560 --> 0:50:29.759
<v Speaker 2>pooping in the shower.

0:50:29.600 --> 0:50:31.480
<v Speaker 1>Is gross if you want to say something to me,

0:50:32.200 --> 0:50:34.919
<v Speaker 1>now is the time. The floor is yours. I'm gonna

0:50:35.160 --> 0:50:41.080
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna move my microphone away from my mouth. I

0:50:41.160 --> 0:50:47.880
<v Speaker 1>don't know. There's nothing today. Wow, there's nothing like Today's good. Okay, Well,

0:50:47.880 --> 0:50:51.040
<v Speaker 1>what happened yesterday or the day before? We have today tomorrow.

0:50:51.640 --> 0:50:55.800
<v Speaker 1>The day before that was great. We went on the bridge.

0:50:56.360 --> 0:50:58.799
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, we walked across the Williamsburg Bridge hung out.

0:50:59.680 --> 0:51:03.200
<v Speaker 1>You were You don't want me to lay on your lap?

0:51:03.440 --> 0:51:06.080
<v Speaker 2>No, Sydney sleeps everywhere, and she puts her heavy head

0:51:06.120 --> 0:51:07.480
<v Speaker 2>on my lap, and I'm like, girl, I thought she

0:51:07.520 --> 0:51:08.440
<v Speaker 2>was gonna take these braids out.

0:51:11.480 --> 0:51:13.160
<v Speaker 1>I asked, Marie, Hey, can I come over and take

0:51:13.200 --> 0:51:17.439
<v Speaker 1>my braids out of Absolutely not? Why because you gonna

0:51:17.520 --> 0:51:21.120
<v Speaker 1>leave hair all over my house and you probably have

0:51:21.960 --> 0:51:24.960
<v Speaker 1>very dry scalp and you're gonna leave like scalp things

0:51:25.160 --> 0:51:27.080
<v Speaker 1>and you're not gonna sweep, and you're just gonna be

0:51:27.200 --> 0:51:29.520
<v Speaker 1>like bye, throw that bag of hair away whenever you

0:51:29.640 --> 0:51:33.759
<v Speaker 1>get the chance. I don't need that. Also, I feel

0:51:33.760 --> 0:51:35.279
<v Speaker 1>like it's gonna take you way too long to take

0:51:35.280 --> 0:51:36.600
<v Speaker 1>your hair out. Well, that's why I wanted you to

0:51:36.719 --> 0:51:40.080
<v Speaker 1>help me. I took my braids out by myself. I

0:51:40.160 --> 0:51:40.839
<v Speaker 1>watched the show.

0:51:41.840 --> 0:51:45.560
<v Speaker 2>I put a documentary on. I was watching Pixar movies,

0:51:45.640 --> 0:51:50.880
<v Speaker 2>but whatever. I watched a documentary about a man with

0:51:50.960 --> 0:51:53.400
<v Speaker 2>a house that like balloons.

0:51:54.200 --> 0:51:58.480
<v Speaker 1>And then, you know, I don't know. I think you know.

0:51:58.640 --> 0:52:01.000
<v Speaker 1>You you wake up early, you take your braids out.

0:52:01.080 --> 0:52:02.719
<v Speaker 1>It takes you like an hour or two, and then

0:52:02.760 --> 0:52:08.319
<v Speaker 1>you you get them done again. It's fine. Everything's been

0:52:08.360 --> 0:52:12.239
<v Speaker 1>great with Marie. We've been managing. Things have been going great.

0:52:12.520 --> 0:52:17.760
<v Speaker 2>Yes, yes, yes, we've been managing whatever. I'm here, I'm present,

0:52:18.360 --> 0:52:19.720
<v Speaker 2>she's present. I'm present.

0:52:20.080 --> 0:52:23.759
<v Speaker 1>I'm here. Ever, since she's gotten that unemployment title, she's

0:52:23.800 --> 0:52:27.759
<v Speaker 1>been a better friend. Honestly, she's been a way better friend.

0:52:27.800 --> 0:52:28.719
<v Speaker 1>What do you think, Andrew.

0:52:28.560 --> 0:52:31.200
<v Speaker 2>Andrews said, I've been nicer since the show ended. It's true,

0:52:32.880 --> 0:52:35.000
<v Speaker 2>but we talked about this last week or however many

0:52:35.000 --> 0:52:36.799
<v Speaker 2>weeks ago. I'm in a better place.

0:52:38.239 --> 0:52:40.960
<v Speaker 1>We're happy for you, We're happy for us, actually happy

0:52:41.000 --> 0:52:47.319
<v Speaker 1>for us, for use. That's how my dad says us. Okay,

0:52:47.360 --> 0:52:50.560
<v Speaker 1>this's been a fantastic episode. You know you guys, keep

0:52:50.600 --> 0:52:51.279
<v Speaker 1>doing what you're doing.

0:52:51.640 --> 0:52:53.440
<v Speaker 2>Tell us what you're working on. Yeah, have you ever

0:52:53.520 --> 0:52:55.440
<v Speaker 2>jumped out of a plane. Let's talk about it.

0:52:55.560 --> 0:52:57.440
<v Speaker 1>Did you are you getting your ass wax this summer?

0:52:57.600 --> 0:52:59.280
<v Speaker 1>What's good? I feel like we need to start.

0:52:59.760 --> 0:53:02.160
<v Speaker 2>I feel like we need to start like an email

0:53:02.160 --> 0:53:04.879
<v Speaker 2>address where y'all can send us stuff that we can

0:53:05.320 --> 0:53:08.080
<v Speaker 2>read on the podcast, after answer on.

0:53:08.080 --> 0:53:11.520
<v Speaker 1>The after several years of the podcast. Yeah, I guess

0:53:11.560 --> 0:53:12.560
<v Speaker 1>we'll read some emails.

0:53:13.080 --> 0:53:15.480
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but I just because like the people who listen

0:53:15.520 --> 0:53:18.640
<v Speaker 2>to the podcast are so open and unembarrassed and not

0:53:18.800 --> 0:53:21.960
<v Speaker 2>ashamed like the stuff that y'all be sliding in the dms.

0:53:22.000 --> 0:53:24.800
<v Speaker 1>I'll be cracking up. It's great. I really like it.

0:53:24.880 --> 0:53:29.000
<v Speaker 1>I love the engagement behind closed doors, you know, keep

0:53:29.040 --> 0:53:32.160
<v Speaker 1>that energy and take it outdoors, you know, let everybody

0:53:32.239 --> 0:53:34.520
<v Speaker 1>know how you feel about the podcast. Yeah, why are

0:53:34.520 --> 0:53:36.400
<v Speaker 1>you whispering about how good it is? Yeah? Shout it

0:53:36.440 --> 0:53:39.080
<v Speaker 1>from the rooftops, you know. And I looked at the

0:53:39.160 --> 0:53:42.600
<v Speaker 1>reviews on iTunes. We could be doing better, you know.

0:53:42.800 --> 0:53:45.279
<v Speaker 2>Someone said this is one of those entertainment mediums that

0:53:45.320 --> 0:53:48.800
<v Speaker 2>you can play anytime. I love listening to the backlog

0:53:48.920 --> 0:53:52.359
<v Speaker 2>and re listening. Like my favorite shows, I swear these

0:53:52.400 --> 0:53:55.359
<v Speaker 2>two are so funny and the funniest aspect of both

0:53:55.920 --> 0:53:59.120
<v Speaker 2>of them is their honesty, whether it's toward each other

0:53:59.280 --> 0:54:00.560
<v Speaker 2>or to their guests.

0:54:01.280 --> 0:54:03.240
<v Speaker 1>Shady. The podcast is quality.

0:54:03.400 --> 0:54:06.840
<v Speaker 2>Like I'm working my budget to include their Patreon into

0:54:06.960 --> 0:54:09.719
<v Speaker 2>my monthly funds. I love y'all and wish nothing but

0:54:09.880 --> 0:54:13.919
<v Speaker 2>blessings on either of you. Heart emoji, heart emoji.

0:54:14.280 --> 0:54:17.960
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. If we could get like, you know, nineteen thousand

0:54:18.080 --> 0:54:21.600
<v Speaker 1>of those, yeah anyway, Yeah, if we could get that,

0:54:22.640 --> 0:54:25.799
<v Speaker 1>but ninth yeah, like what you said, yeah, nine thousand more. Yeah,

0:54:25.840 --> 0:54:26.560
<v Speaker 1>we'll be doing great.

0:54:26.640 --> 0:54:28.480
<v Speaker 2>We're in a good place, guys. We got some live

0:54:28.520 --> 0:54:31.439
<v Speaker 2>shows coming up. We don't have no dates for y'all,

0:54:31.520 --> 0:54:34.239
<v Speaker 2>but but we are coming to Toronto, Yes we are.

0:54:34.360 --> 0:54:36.799
<v Speaker 1>We're coming to Toronto. That we're coming to the Tea,

0:54:37.160 --> 0:54:39.560
<v Speaker 1>We're coming to the We're coming to the six yep.

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<v Speaker 1>Running down is six with my wotes.

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<v Speaker 2>Rate comment, subscribe, come see us in real life, slide

0:54:45.680 --> 0:54:48.760
<v Speaker 2>in Sydney's DMS and offer her little words of encouragement

0:54:48.960 --> 0:54:52.920
<v Speaker 2>sliding my DMS and just I don't know what I want.

0:54:52.760 --> 0:54:56.480
<v Speaker 1>You guys to show our pictures of your du take

0:54:56.520 --> 0:54:59.680
<v Speaker 1>a doodoo in a tub and then send me the photo.

0:55:00.920 --> 0:55:06.400
<v Speaker 2>Du hashtag dudu. Anyway, thank you and then slid in

0:55:06.520 --> 0:55:09.400
<v Speaker 2>Andrews DMS. What do we want from Andrew?

0:55:09.719 --> 0:55:12.279
<v Speaker 1>What do y'all what? Just Andrew? What you want in

0:55:12.320 --> 0:55:16.440
<v Speaker 1>your DMS? Dick picks? Andrew dick picks. He's like, some

0:55:16.560 --> 0:55:19.280
<v Speaker 1>of you guys are psycho. Some of the messages is beginning.

0:55:19.320 --> 0:55:21.279
<v Speaker 1>You guys been thirst He was like, some O.

0:55:21.280 --> 0:55:23.160
<v Speaker 2>They are crazy, and we're like, well, I mean it

0:55:23.239 --> 0:55:27.160
<v Speaker 2>was ugly, but yes, send Andrew your dick picks and

0:55:27.200 --> 0:55:28.520
<v Speaker 2>then you know he's going to show them to us

0:55:28.560 --> 0:55:29.840
<v Speaker 2>and we'll talk about them on the podcast.

0:55:29.840 --> 0:55:32.040
<v Speaker 1>I want to see your dick. Thank you. I want

0:55:32.120 --> 0:55:40.759
<v Speaker 1>to see yo dick. Bye, guys, Forever This has been

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