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Speaker 1: I'm so excited for the summer, but I just I

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Speaker 1: What do you mean you got them painted this week?

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Speaker 1: That's not enough, Like I legit need to soak them

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Speaker 1: bitches for like days. They just have gone through so much.

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Speaker 2: When you go to the to get your pedicure, you

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Speaker 2: don't let them do the callus remover for you.

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Speaker 1: Okay, let me tell you about this bitch ass Neil Salon.

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Speaker 1: I went to name Marie in.

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Speaker 2: Soho, Well, so ho, they don't give a damn about

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Speaker 2: your sis. It's a different if it's white people doing

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Speaker 2: the nails white people, it's Spanish people or Asian people. Well,

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Speaker 2: they got attitudes. Now, I don't know what they're going through.

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Speaker 2: It must be full moon or something for them. It

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Speaker 2: must be a year of it. Don't give a damn

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Speaker 2: because they yell at my nail check this week too.

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Speaker 1: What happened?

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Speaker 2: She pushed all my cuticles back and then didn't paint

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Speaker 2: my nails to where she pushed my cuticles. It was like,

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Speaker 2: since it looks like I need a feeling now, like

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Speaker 2: how I'm here? And you pushed every anyway. So I

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Speaker 2: had to yell at her and she was like, we'll

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Speaker 2: do another code. Did you try to act like I

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Speaker 2: extra And I was like, I paid you.

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Speaker 1: Get my nails fifty dollars for a petty Oh, I

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Speaker 1: thought you did these yourself exactly, motherfucking exactly. Now this

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Speaker 1: tell you what I meant. But you paid because I

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Speaker 1: just said I paid fifty for a manicure and a pedicure. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: how much did you pay? You're gonna show us your toes.

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Speaker 1: I had to give it. I had to give a tip.

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Speaker 1: How much did you pay? You got to say something

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Speaker 1: gross like seventy nine dollars in soho friend you was

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Speaker 1: you went to boot you went to Baltazar and you

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Speaker 2: You're trying to get your sex in the city on

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Speaker 2: You forgot who you are, Bushwick Bushwick Bidet.

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Speaker 1: How much did you pay? Like seventy something dollars?

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Speaker 2: Yeh see, I was yelling at my fifty. I was like,

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Speaker 1: I was arguing with it. I was like, you're doing

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Speaker 1: them in like the salt. And I see the way somebody,

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Speaker 1: the way they dip your feet in the water. That's

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Speaker 1: how you know this shit is gonna be either good

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Speaker 1: or trash. Yeah. She grabbed me by the shin and

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Speaker 1: they real aggressive here. My water wasn't even warm, bitch,

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Speaker 1: it was chilly. It was like they put ice cubes

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Speaker 2: Let's gonna get those fish pedicures so the little fish

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Speaker 2: can eat the dead skin.

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Speaker 1: Off our feet. Let's do that. Let's see how much

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Speaker 1: those cost. It's gonna be a lot. It's Patreon Patreon fund.

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Speaker 1: So what happened? You yelled at this woman? I said, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean, you didn't like it had a little buffet

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Speaker 1: So there's nothing we can do. You gotta talk to

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Speaker 1: I'm not understanding. So she did my toes bad? Did

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Speaker 2: Okay, a woman's toenail started falling off when she contracted

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Speaker 2: a disease when getting a fish pedicure, according to a

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Speaker 2: doctor's report published Tuesday. The bizarre beauty practice as people

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Speaker 2: fish called garra rufa nibble at their dead skin. Anyway,

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Speaker 1: This was ruled out. Blah bla blah bla blah blah

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Speaker 1: So maybe we're not going to go do that. Just

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Speaker 2: Awhere you're going, friend, I need my toenails. It's the

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Speaker 2: top of the summer and my toenails fall off.

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Speaker 1: Well, every year a toenail falls off for me, so

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Speaker 1: that's nothing. A whole toenail falls on. Well, you know what,

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Speaker 1: since I stopped waitressing, the toenails have not fallen off.

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Speaker 1: But when I was working, I would like probably hit

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Speaker 2: So what does it mean that the toenail falls off.

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Speaker 1: a little hole there at the wait Please give us

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Speaker 1: when it falls off? It's your skin. Oh and she

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Speaker 1: was tucking his toes. You're tucking in your dick. It's

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Speaker 1: what's wrongs sucking his toes and it lifts the toe. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: it lifts the toe now and it's like, this is fungus. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's pretty much wre My feet be like and it's

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Speaker 1: is barking like they gonna look but you know, shout

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Speaker 1: out to Tammy and all her dogs. Oh my god, heyboo,

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Speaker 1: damn tim Tium. Okay, so you were assertive and you

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Speaker 1: got results or they just lose my hands. Yeah, but

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Speaker 1: you picked it back. Color friend, Oh you don't like

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Speaker 1: the color. I thought you painted those yourself. I just

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Speaker 2: I just you know, mine are yellow and chipped, and

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Speaker 2: I walked out they was chipping. So it's like, y'all

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Speaker 2: ain't got no Etsy products in or SOMESI.

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Speaker 1: You know what I mean? He said, yea, he said Etsy?

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Speaker 1: Which one did they use? I don't know, you know,

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Speaker 1: the like the cheap colors. I'm like, I just feel

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Speaker 1: small things. And it's like the small things tell you

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Speaker 1: could dress nice, you got your makeup done, even get

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Speaker 1: your hair done right. But then there's other things. It's like, ah,

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Speaker 1: a gross person, raggedy your feet, you got bunions everywhere.

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Speaker 1: If you're not a dancer, a basketball player, it's like, well,

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Speaker 1: what are you doing?

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Speaker 2: Maybe I'll play soccer, Maybe maybe I run in two

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Speaker 2: tight shoes. Maybe I'm a waitress and I wear heels

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Speaker 2: to work. Maybe it's hereditary. And my mom got bad feet,

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Speaker 2: and her mom got bad feet, and her mom's mom

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Speaker 1: You know, bunions can be passed down from generation to generation.

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Speaker 2: Probably listeners, possibly a mighty google it. Honestly, if somebody

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Speaker 1: Talking to Marie's talking. Our feet are so cute. My

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Speaker 1: feet are not cue. She's got Q hands and Q feet.

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Speaker 2: Wow, my hands are dry. Somebody told me once a

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Speaker 2: guy that I was dating. The guy I lost my

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Speaker 2: virginity too, told me I had hands rough like a man.

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Speaker 2: He was Trinidadian, and we don't do them no more so.

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Speaker 2: Trinidad is can telled.

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Speaker 1: I believe in your friends. He also had corn rows,

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Speaker 1: and that also can't cancel. Throw it away, bye bye

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Speaker 1: bye bye bye bye bye bye. That's it, going down

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Speaker 1: the drink. Yes, I just want to focus on the

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Speaker 1: or like getting the cat like wax too. I've never

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Speaker 1: should get it done. I'll videotape your face and you

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Speaker 1: it's gonna hurt. Well, you know what.

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Speaker 2: I had never gotten anybody parts waxed. And I went

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Speaker 2: and got I got high, and then I was like,

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Speaker 1: Bitch.

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Speaker 2: I went in and I walked in real loud. I

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Speaker 2: was like mustache. They were like okay. I was like,

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Speaker 2: I don't have an appointment, but I'm here for my mustache.

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Speaker 2: They take me to the back. The wax is all hot.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, I'm not high enough for this anymore,

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Speaker 1: and they ripped it off my face. It did hurt.

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Speaker 2: I don't know how people do bikini And then it

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Speaker 2: felt really smooth. When I left, she like wiped it

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Speaker 2: down and I went to the Apple store and all

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Speaker 2: of these bumps, like because my skin was irritated, all

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Speaker 2: of these bumps I had like a I had a

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Speaker 2: smooth mustache that was then bumpy.

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Speaker 1: So it was it was dirty or would you just

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Speaker 2: And it was I think what it is is when

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Speaker 1: I don't know. It was like really aggressive, like ripping

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Speaker 1: just a reaction. My face was irritated. How much hair

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Speaker 2: I was like, it's long too, we could braid those.

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Speaker 2: And lady was like, oh, look, she was laughing at

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Speaker 2: me too.

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Speaker 1: The uh the wax lady, Oh, you're funny. You came

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Speaker 1: in there like mustache, not holding back at all, real

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Speaker 2: I had to cross the whole salon mustache, I mustache,

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Speaker 2: you question. I ran out of the Apple store. I

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Speaker 1: I definitely need to get a wax. It's my butthole

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Speaker 1: It's healthier. I would go. I'll come with you. Okay, great?

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Speaker 2: If you're not gonna do it, then not don't do it.

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Speaker 2: But if you're gonna do it, didn't do it. Also,

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Speaker 1: That's so evil of you. It's a little bit evil.

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Speaker 1: But like, also, sis, I'm just evil is good? Ass

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Speaker 1: Ass is evil, No, evil's good. Ass is good? Speaking

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Speaker 1: I've gotten who's who was? He was like, damn, you

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Speaker 1: Well yeah, drop drop your trous let's look at this.

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Speaker 1: Drop trout, don't get don't be shy, bitch. We didn't

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Speaker 2: I was like, I was like, Andrew, we went to

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Speaker 1: This burger I did. Andrew was like, I'm a grown

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Speaker 1: But do do? That was a juju that's French. Do

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Speaker 2: Imagine, so Andrew, when me and Sidney go get our

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Speaker 2: Brazilian waxes, which we're doing, come with us.

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Speaker 1: We will loop you into the Patreon just for the wax.

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Speaker 1: How much does it cost the wax? That ass a

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Speaker 1: Brazilian that's serious. How much does a Brazilian wax cost? Oh?

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Speaker 1: She threw nut in theres Yeah, it says nut in there.

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Speaker 2: A Brazilian wax treatment usually costs fifty to one hundred

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Speaker 1: Pain. Yeah, but then after that your butt is gonna

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Speaker 1: be glorious. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Maybe you know when you first shave your legs and

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Speaker 1: Like, oh, I can feel the sheets on my skin.

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Speaker 2: That's what your butthole feels like. Yeah, you just feel

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Speaker 2: like it's more aero dynamic. Right, the wind is coming

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Speaker 2: it back faster. Possibly, I mean sure, for sure, but honey,

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Speaker 2: live your life. Okay, So Sidney used to shave her butthole.

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Speaker 2: I don't know how you did that. Show us the form,

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Speaker 2: because you got to you gotta hit a three point stance.

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Speaker 1: Will first? I grab one?

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Speaker 2: Can you show us? I want to shoot content for

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Speaker 2: the for the for the video for the thing. Okay,

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Speaker 2: this is Sydney showing us how she wax shaves her ass.

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Speaker 1: Okay, oh wow, Okay, the line is cricket on your pants?

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Speaker 1: Uh huh? And this is in it? Oh?

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Speaker 2: No, are you using a special razor when you do this?

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Speaker 1: He's not here for any of this. He's like, yup,

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Speaker 1: city must have go uh not front to back. You're

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Speaker 1: supposed to go front to back, not back to front. Gross,

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Speaker 1: I got it. I got it on a video that's

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Speaker 1: But I got it.

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Speaker 1: How do you get that thick ass razor between your budget? No,

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Speaker 1: I have the Lady Razor. I pay a little extra

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Speaker 1: for pink razors or pink text you know, do what

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Speaker 1: I do. The do I've never had do on a razor,

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Speaker 1: that ever happened to you in a shower, most embarrassing thing.

427
00:23:44,160 --> 00:23:46,280
Speaker 1: I just think having sex in the shower is stupid.

428
00:23:46,400 --> 00:23:48,800
Speaker 1: So like it's not. There was a time that like

429
00:23:48,960 --> 00:23:53,159
Speaker 1: I slipped, I definitely slip, not on the dick. You

430
00:23:53,200 --> 00:23:55,360
Speaker 1: grabbed the shower curtain and the whole thing fell out. Yeah,

431
00:23:55,400 --> 00:23:58,159
Speaker 1: it was. It was bad. The other person was just

432
00:23:58,200 --> 00:24:00,919
Speaker 1: like furious because it was their house. Because it's like,

433
00:24:01,040 --> 00:24:04,840
Speaker 1: I'm cold, there's water everywhere. I slipped. They got to

434
00:24:04,880 --> 00:24:11,200
Speaker 1: pick me up and not fall. No answer was absolutely

435
00:24:11,280 --> 00:24:13,280
Speaker 1: lamp after that. Do you see it? You see it?

436
00:24:13,320 --> 00:24:18,560
Speaker 1: Bitch fall slated. It was like, pew, I'm all set.

437
00:24:18,800 --> 00:24:21,320
Speaker 1: He's like, you know what, I gotta get up early

438
00:24:21,359 --> 00:24:21,919
Speaker 1: in the morning.

439
00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:23,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, And you were like, but you don't work, and

440
00:24:23,640 --> 00:24:26,200
Speaker 2: he was like, yeah, I'm gonna change that tonight.

441
00:24:26,480 --> 00:24:30,159
Speaker 1: Yeah. It was. It was sad. Wow. Do you have

442
00:24:30,200 --> 00:24:31,280
Speaker 1: any embarrassing things?

443
00:24:31,359 --> 00:24:33,119
Speaker 2: Most ambassing things that ever happened to me? In the

444
00:24:33,160 --> 00:24:35,879
Speaker 2: shower as a child that was too old to be

445
00:24:35,920 --> 00:24:37,920
Speaker 2: doing this. I pooped in the shower at my mom's house,

446
00:24:38,480 --> 00:24:40,640
Speaker 2: and then I tried to smush it in the holes.

447
00:24:41,720 --> 00:24:46,720
Speaker 1: Oh that is disgusting. How old are you? Sis? Like nine?

448
00:24:48,240 --> 00:24:51,720
Speaker 1: You totally knew better. Oh dude, I knew better. I b.

449
00:24:53,920 --> 00:24:57,359
Speaker 2: Well, you know, because you fart and you think, oh

450
00:24:57,440 --> 00:24:59,360
Speaker 2: you fart, and then you're like, oh, little little piece

451
00:24:59,359 --> 00:25:00,000
Speaker 2: of poop came out.

452
00:25:00,359 --> 00:25:04,399
Speaker 1: Dr little douru came out? How much a little little

453
00:25:04,440 --> 00:25:04,840
Speaker 1: piece of.

454
00:25:06,920 --> 00:25:07,000
Speaker 4: You?

455
00:25:07,080 --> 00:25:09,359
Speaker 1: Smash it with your toes. I literally threw up in

456
00:25:09,680 --> 00:25:14,600
Speaker 1: smash it with your toes. It's gross. I should have

457
00:25:14,640 --> 00:25:16,879
Speaker 1: just picked it up and thrown it in the trash.

458
00:25:17,119 --> 00:25:19,040
Speaker 1: You would have picked it up with my hand. You

459
00:25:19,119 --> 00:25:21,399
Speaker 1: if you shop in the tub. You burn the tub.

460
00:25:21,760 --> 00:25:24,240
Speaker 1: That tub is gone now. And then the other time

461
00:25:24,280 --> 00:25:26,240
Speaker 1: I did it, I forgot about the poop and my

462
00:25:26,320 --> 00:25:32,200
Speaker 1: mom there was another time it happened twice. His face

463
00:25:32,320 --> 00:25:35,320
Speaker 1: is like the second time I did it, my mother was.

464
00:25:35,280 --> 00:25:43,720
Speaker 4: Like, ah, left in the top, and we were all like,

465
00:25:44,080 --> 00:25:46,720
Speaker 4: I don't know who showered, but I was like, I

466
00:25:46,760 --> 00:25:50,400
Speaker 4: haven't even bathes yet, still have my shower cap on.

467
00:25:52,840 --> 00:25:55,720
Speaker 1: In the tub. Oh my god. That's at that time,

468
00:25:55,760 --> 00:25:58,760
Speaker 1: I was like ten, so double digits, okay, but I've

469
00:25:58,800 --> 00:26:01,040
Speaker 1: never pooped in the hub while I was having sex.

470
00:26:01,359 --> 00:26:03,639
Speaker 1: Let's lie this foolishness to the side.

471
00:26:04,440 --> 00:26:07,600
Speaker 2: Everybody in here has pooped in the tub. That's Andrew

472
00:26:08,320 --> 00:26:10,600
Speaker 2: you in the tub.

473
00:26:11,440 --> 00:26:15,120
Speaker 1: I think that in the tub in the we make

474
00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:17,840
Speaker 1: love in it.

475
00:26:19,160 --> 00:26:22,440
Speaker 2: I uh, Andrew, the most embrassing thing that's ever happened

476
00:26:22,440 --> 00:26:23,119
Speaker 2: to you in the shower.

477
00:26:24,240 --> 00:26:25,120
Speaker 1: Share it with us.

478
00:26:26,960 --> 00:26:33,159
Speaker 2: You with someone you were with somebody post orgasm but

479
00:26:33,200 --> 00:26:34,200
Speaker 2: he still had not finished.

480
00:26:34,960 --> 00:26:40,560
Speaker 1: I want you to lay down in the tub and

481
00:26:41,040 --> 00:26:43,400
Speaker 1: this is it just feels you felt like a porn star.

482
00:26:43,880 --> 00:26:47,399
Speaker 2: This is uncomfortable, Andrew, you be having like that that

483
00:26:47,720 --> 00:26:51,840
Speaker 2: like uh, like Missionary six in the shower.

484
00:26:52,440 --> 00:26:54,280
Speaker 1: No, I just mean, like what you're talking about, like

485
00:26:56,600 --> 00:27:00,280
Speaker 1: that was also just it wasn't comfortable. Yeah, so he

486
00:27:00,359 --> 00:27:05,440
Speaker 1: came on your face. So he came in my face

487
00:27:06,800 --> 00:27:10,280
Speaker 1: because you were like, ell, yeah, but don't put that.

488
00:27:10,320 --> 00:27:11,800
Speaker 2: Don't put your dick by my face. You put your

489
00:27:11,840 --> 00:27:13,680
Speaker 2: dick by my face. I am't going to bite it off.

490
00:27:15,119 --> 00:27:16,960
Speaker 2: Lorraina bobbed it and then I'm gonna try to push

491
00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:17,960
Speaker 2: it through the holes of the.

492
00:27:19,480 --> 00:27:26,520
Speaker 1: Up the drain. My mom's gonna find it and be like,

493
00:27:26,600 --> 00:27:28,320
Speaker 1: what is that. I'm gonna be like, girl, I don't

494
00:27:28,320 --> 00:27:28,760
Speaker 1: even know.

495
00:27:28,840 --> 00:27:30,439
Speaker 2: I don't even you know, I don't live here, so

496
00:27:31,320 --> 00:27:34,680
Speaker 2: I'm just sliding through me and this decklous bleeding man.

497
00:27:34,680 --> 00:27:37,880
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm gonna throw up. We've gotten really

498
00:27:37,920 --> 00:27:41,399
Speaker 1: discussing on this show. We never get this open.

499
00:27:41,560 --> 00:27:47,199
Speaker 2: Bust it open, say something gross, or say something to

500
00:27:47,400 --> 00:27:49,400
Speaker 2: completely change the direction of the podcast.

501
00:27:49,640 --> 00:27:56,720
Speaker 1: Otherwise hush. You know. I just couldn't imagine myself back

502
00:27:56,880 --> 00:28:01,119
Speaker 1: to my old ways. I couldn't imagine paintings in my mouth.

503
00:28:02,760 --> 00:28:05,440
Speaker 1: I could imagine drinking again, but it wouldn't be fun.

504
00:28:06,040 --> 00:28:09,760
Speaker 1: You can imagine drinking again, Yes, it wouldn't be fun. No,

505
00:28:10,560 --> 00:28:12,000
Speaker 1: because we've been through that already.

506
00:28:12,800 --> 00:28:15,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, but like I met you at the end of that,

507
00:28:15,600 --> 00:28:18,600
Speaker 2: I feel like, and we didn't really drink together. We

508
00:28:18,640 --> 00:28:21,880
Speaker 2: did go to This is embarrassing, probably the most embarrassing.

509
00:28:21,920 --> 00:28:23,760
Speaker 2: This is more embrassing than pooping in the toilet, I

510
00:28:23,760 --> 00:28:24,720
Speaker 2: mean in the tub.

511
00:28:25,280 --> 00:28:31,840
Speaker 1: We went to Bbq's Sydney and I Bbq's Bbq's and

512
00:28:32,040 --> 00:28:36,760
Speaker 1: uh got Henny wings right, yeah, and we got those

513
00:28:36,840 --> 00:28:41,280
Speaker 1: giant I feel like that's a lot of things. Yeah,

514
00:28:41,360 --> 00:28:45,160
Speaker 1: Dallas Bbq's. What did I say, Yeah, BBQ we knew

515
00:28:45,200 --> 00:28:47,160
Speaker 1: I knew your Yeah, but you know, because it's hood

516
00:28:47,200 --> 00:28:50,280
Speaker 1: and it's it's touristy and stuff. But you know, the

517
00:28:50,320 --> 00:28:53,640
Speaker 1: wings were cute. Remember that guy that I met that

518
00:28:53,680 --> 00:28:55,920
Speaker 1: I went on a date with and I had my

519
00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:57,360
Speaker 1: bike and everything had her bike.

520
00:28:57,400 --> 00:28:59,959
Speaker 2: I was like, we want wings and he took us

521
00:29:00,040 --> 00:29:02,240
Speaker 2: the Dallas Bbq's and we got wings and then it

522
00:29:02,280 --> 00:29:03,200
Speaker 2: started raining in Sydney.

523
00:29:03,240 --> 00:29:06,360
Speaker 1: Took her bike home. Remember, Nay, give me extra wings

524
00:29:06,400 --> 00:29:08,640
Speaker 1: and everything. Yeah, it was a good time. I liked

525
00:29:08,680 --> 00:29:11,080
Speaker 1: that dude. I mean, I wonder how he's doing. You

526
00:29:11,120 --> 00:29:13,800
Speaker 1: should hit him up. He's in He lives in California.

527
00:29:14,040 --> 00:29:17,760
Speaker 1: Hit him up, just be like, hey, wondering if you

528
00:29:17,760 --> 00:29:19,920
Speaker 1: know you got an apartment opening up.

529
00:29:20,720 --> 00:29:24,000
Speaker 2: No, he whenever he's in New York, he stays at

530
00:29:24,280 --> 00:29:26,200
Speaker 2: in an airbnb in the city because he'd be here

531
00:29:26,280 --> 00:29:28,360
Speaker 2: for work. And I think the last time he was here,

532
00:29:28,400 --> 00:29:30,040
Speaker 2: he was like trying to see if I would come

533
00:29:30,040 --> 00:29:32,000
Speaker 2: over to the airbnb and I was like, nah.

534
00:29:32,200 --> 00:29:35,760
Speaker 1: But now that you have this new found hoism hoism,

535
00:29:36,120 --> 00:29:40,840
Speaker 1: you can the host entennial just drop drop below. I could,

536
00:29:41,400 --> 00:29:46,240
Speaker 1: I could? I guess, yeah, we'll see. I don't know.

537
00:29:46,320 --> 00:29:49,120
Speaker 1: I just I feel like I lost my mojo. Man.

538
00:29:49,480 --> 00:29:52,840
Speaker 1: I remember back in the day, man I, I didn't care.

539
00:29:53,160 --> 00:29:55,360
Speaker 1: I didn't think about any of it. I was just like, yoh,

540
00:29:55,400 --> 00:29:58,560
Speaker 1: I'm doing this shit, okay. And now I'm always thinking

541
00:29:58,600 --> 00:29:59,840
Speaker 1: I'm thinking too much.

542
00:30:00,520 --> 00:30:01,920
Speaker 2: Okay, So what do you want to do. Let's talk

543
00:30:01,920 --> 00:30:04,080
Speaker 2: about it and then we'll motivate.

544
00:30:03,760 --> 00:30:04,320
Speaker 1: You to go do it.

545
00:30:04,360 --> 00:30:07,120
Speaker 2: Well, we talked. We talked about Sydney wants to go

546
00:30:07,160 --> 00:30:12,160
Speaker 2: sky got I said absolutely not. I said I'm not

547
00:30:12,160 --> 00:30:14,280
Speaker 2: gonna do it. But Molly often said she'd be done

548
00:30:14,280 --> 00:30:15,320
Speaker 2: to jump out of a plane with you.

549
00:30:15,720 --> 00:30:17,800
Speaker 1: But Molly is also a white lady. What you thinking

550
00:30:17,800 --> 00:30:23,960
Speaker 1: about Andrew skydiving? Well, why why you hate that? Actually

551
00:30:25,480 --> 00:30:28,920
Speaker 1: you'd have a heart attack or you'd faint something, but

552
00:30:29,080 --> 00:30:30,040
Speaker 1: you might not do you?

553
00:30:30,120 --> 00:30:33,120
Speaker 2: How do you feel about roller coasters? I hate roller

554
00:30:33,160 --> 00:30:35,800
Speaker 2: coasters and you want to jump out of a plane.

555
00:30:36,200 --> 00:30:38,160
Speaker 2: You hate roller coasters, but you want to jump out?

556
00:30:38,560 --> 00:30:40,760
Speaker 1: Then they just we just drop, we leave, and that's

557
00:30:40,800 --> 00:30:42,800
Speaker 1: it all. I gotta I just gotta take it. But

558
00:30:42,800 --> 00:30:46,520
Speaker 1: do you know how long you're falling for? It's longer

559
00:30:46,560 --> 00:30:52,680
Speaker 1: than a roller coaster ride for the view, Baby, take

560
00:30:52,720 --> 00:30:58,360
Speaker 1: a plane while the wind is just like hitting your

561
00:30:58,360 --> 00:31:02,440
Speaker 1: face and you're like, yeah, I would love to die

562
00:31:02,480 --> 00:31:06,360
Speaker 1: in the air, you know, No, no, you just get down.

563
00:31:06,440 --> 00:31:08,520
Speaker 1: We get down to the ground. And then the guy's like,

564
00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:12,239
Speaker 1: all right, Sidney, you did great? Would he wouldn't say

565
00:31:12,240 --> 00:31:18,080
Speaker 1: Sidney though, he'd be like Cindy, Cindy. And then I

566
00:31:18,120 --> 00:31:19,440
Speaker 1: got to tell my mom how you died, and my

567
00:31:19,440 --> 00:31:28,080
Speaker 1: mother would be like, oh sure, why did she do that?

568
00:31:28,440 --> 00:31:33,760
Speaker 1: Like insane person? Why are we friends? That's wild? But

569
00:31:33,840 --> 00:31:36,120
Speaker 1: if you so that's what you want to do, you

570
00:31:36,120 --> 00:31:37,800
Speaker 1: want to go skydive it? Well, I just feel like

571
00:31:37,880 --> 00:31:40,360
Speaker 1: I'm so anxious. I'm always on edge and I just

572
00:31:40,400 --> 00:31:42,280
Speaker 1: want to just do some crazy stuff so that I

573
00:31:42,280 --> 00:31:44,400
Speaker 1: can get out of the Like be on a plane

574
00:31:44,480 --> 00:31:48,720
Speaker 1: is a nightmare I have. I'm always on edge. Everything

575
00:31:48,840 --> 00:31:52,160
Speaker 1: gets me, so I just want to jump out. If

576
00:31:52,200 --> 00:31:54,480
Speaker 1: I jump out and get out, then I'm like, I've

577
00:31:54,520 --> 00:31:59,040
Speaker 1: done it. What in there? What if? What if I

578
00:31:59,080 --> 00:32:01,600
Speaker 1: take an edible jump out? I don't want to know.

579
00:32:01,760 --> 00:32:03,400
Speaker 1: I don't I don't want to do it at all,

580
00:32:03,680 --> 00:32:07,080
Speaker 1: honestly because I feel like I don't know how often

581
00:32:07,240 --> 00:32:09,400
Speaker 1: or what how rare it is that people die doing that.

582
00:32:09,440 --> 00:32:10,880
Speaker 1: But I feel like I'd be one of these like

583
00:32:11,120 --> 00:32:13,560
Speaker 1: rare ass deaths, like they'd be like, well, hush, shoot,

584
00:32:13,560 --> 00:32:15,920
Speaker 1: didn't open. But the instructor that was on her back,

585
00:32:16,640 --> 00:32:19,360
Speaker 1: he when he pulled the cord, his thing came out

586
00:32:19,440 --> 00:32:23,480
Speaker 1: and then they separated, and this little wet smart spot

587
00:32:23,600 --> 00:32:24,959
Speaker 1: right here is where Marie was.

588
00:32:25,360 --> 00:32:28,080
Speaker 2: I don't want to do that. I don't need that.

589
00:32:28,080 --> 00:32:29,160
Speaker 2: That's not how I want to die.

590
00:32:29,280 --> 00:32:32,640
Speaker 1: And I can't do any like acrobatic shit because I

591
00:32:32,720 --> 00:32:35,840
Speaker 1: have motion sickness. What because I was like, oh, I'll

592
00:32:35,880 --> 00:32:38,360
Speaker 1: do that aerial stuff or yeah, yeah, let's let's take

593
00:32:38,360 --> 00:32:40,480
Speaker 1: a surface solet class. Yeah, you know how like you'll

594
00:32:40,520 --> 00:32:43,120
Speaker 1: be in the sky and like, oh, you know what

595
00:32:43,120 --> 00:32:46,040
Speaker 1: you do? You should do the the like silk rope

596
00:32:47,280 --> 00:32:49,880
Speaker 1: thing you do. It look seems like you have to

597
00:32:49,920 --> 00:32:54,440
Speaker 1: have strength. You have probably a good cords I don't have.

598
00:32:55,160 --> 00:32:56,240
Speaker 1: I mean it has a great core.

599
00:32:56,680 --> 00:32:59,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you should do have those good Okay, So

600
00:32:59,320 --> 00:33:05,760
Speaker 2: maybe maybe the trapeze thing that Carrie Bradshaw did in

601
00:33:05,800 --> 00:33:06,600
Speaker 2: that one episode.

602
00:33:07,160 --> 00:33:09,200
Speaker 1: I think that might be bad for me because I

603
00:33:09,240 --> 00:33:11,880
Speaker 1: have motion sickness. How do you have motions sick? Like?

604
00:33:11,880 --> 00:33:14,120
Speaker 1: I can't be on swings. If I go like a

605
00:33:14,160 --> 00:33:16,520
Speaker 1: swing like up and down, I get sick? What I

606
00:33:16,560 --> 00:33:19,080
Speaker 1: get lightheaded? What a terrible childhood you must have had?

607
00:33:19,360 --> 00:33:25,320
Speaker 1: Can't It happened to me after I turned fourteen or fifteen.

608
00:33:25,560 --> 00:33:26,840
Speaker 2: I was on the part I thought you're gonna say

609
00:33:26,840 --> 00:33:31,640
Speaker 2: after I turned forty. I was about to scream. Imagine

610
00:33:31,720 --> 00:33:33,320
Speaker 2: that's when I found out that you was forty.

611
00:33:35,720 --> 00:33:38,720
Speaker 1: Hey, this is just not funny. You said it happened

612
00:33:38,720 --> 00:33:42,200
Speaker 1: to me. I turned four, and I was like forty. Wow,

613
00:33:42,760 --> 00:33:44,920
Speaker 1: you're right, it's not funny friend, because you're too young

614
00:33:44,960 --> 00:33:47,640
Speaker 1: for these jokes. But wow, I thought you were going

615
00:33:47,680 --> 00:33:49,800
Speaker 1: to say forty what are you gonna do when I

616
00:33:49,840 --> 00:33:51,160
Speaker 1: turned forty, have.

617
00:33:51,920 --> 00:33:57,160
Speaker 2: Probably gonna make me buy some damn balloons for you. No, oh,

618
00:33:57,200 --> 00:33:58,520
Speaker 2: you're not gonna make me turned by blue.

619
00:33:58,840 --> 00:34:00,840
Speaker 1: The listeners don't know. So so it was at Mena's

620
00:34:00,920 --> 00:34:03,760
Speaker 1: birthday and amount of weeks ago there was a big

621
00:34:03,840 --> 00:34:09,040
Speaker 1: fiasco about getting her balloons for her birthday because I

622
00:34:09,080 --> 00:34:12,279
Speaker 1: had already got her cupcakes with her face on it. Yes,

623
00:34:12,680 --> 00:34:15,560
Speaker 1: I spent a stupid amount of money on these based

624
00:34:15,600 --> 00:34:19,360
Speaker 1: on these cupcakes, this is doodu. It was so doodable,

625
00:34:19,440 --> 00:34:25,040
Speaker 1: trash merch duru. And so I spent all this money

626
00:34:25,040 --> 00:34:28,359
Speaker 1: on the cupcakes. You know, didn't even ask Marie, hey,

627
00:34:28,360 --> 00:34:30,000
Speaker 1: you want to split this? Nothing. I was just like,

628
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:31,799
Speaker 1: I'm gonna take it to the phase because this is

629
00:34:31,880 --> 00:34:35,759
Speaker 1: this was my call. And thank you for standing in

630
00:34:35,800 --> 00:34:38,799
Speaker 1: your own decision, because if you had ran that by me,

631
00:34:38,800 --> 00:34:42,640
Speaker 1: I'd be like, that's way too much money, just too much.

632
00:34:43,400 --> 00:34:45,239
Speaker 1: And it was, well, how much would you have spent

633
00:34:45,360 --> 00:34:45,920
Speaker 1: for cupcakes?

634
00:34:45,960 --> 00:34:48,360
Speaker 2: Anytime I buy cupcakes for my friends at the knitting factory,

635
00:34:48,440 --> 00:34:54,880
Speaker 2: I spend max twenty six dollars a cupcake is like

636
00:34:54,920 --> 00:34:57,480
Speaker 2: three dollars to three seventy five. That's how much a

637
00:34:57,520 --> 00:35:01,239
Speaker 2: single cupcake, like two fifty if you walk out the

638
00:35:01,239 --> 00:35:03,360
Speaker 2: way between two dollars and four dollars is and how

639
00:35:03,440 --> 00:35:03,719
Speaker 2: much one?

640
00:35:03,760 --> 00:35:05,920
Speaker 1: So then I got a mean of these balloons too,

641
00:35:06,040 --> 00:35:10,200
Speaker 1: because you went to balloons. And I'm telling Adrian, Hey,

642
00:35:10,239 --> 00:35:12,279
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get these balloons, and she's like, absolutely not.

643
00:35:12,320 --> 00:35:14,520
Speaker 1: You already spent money on these cupcakes. She's not getting

644
00:35:14,520 --> 00:35:17,120
Speaker 1: anything else. And then I called Maria, but and I

645
00:35:17,160 --> 00:35:19,719
Speaker 1: was like Marie. Adrian was like, we're not getting these balloons.

646
00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:21,840
Speaker 1: She was like, they're gonna they're bad for the earth,

647
00:35:22,040 --> 00:35:24,400
Speaker 1: and uh, it's too expensive to go get them and

648
00:35:24,400 --> 00:35:26,319
Speaker 1: bring them back. And I was like, well, I don't

649
00:35:26,360 --> 00:35:28,400
Speaker 1: care about balloons, so neither I don't think I mean

650
00:35:28,440 --> 00:35:31,440
Speaker 1: it will care either. Marie's terrible. We can't call Marie

651
00:35:31,480 --> 00:35:33,200
Speaker 1: and ask her for to be the voice of reason

652
00:35:33,239 --> 00:35:36,719
Speaker 1: because she just she too lax. She don't care, but

653
00:35:36,880 --> 00:35:40,759
Speaker 1: I'm lax about certain things. But like, cause I don't

654
00:35:40,800 --> 00:35:44,440
Speaker 1: know when this happened, but they're somewhere in the last

655
00:35:44,600 --> 00:35:48,319
Speaker 1: five years. Anytime a woman celebrating her birthday, she has

656
00:35:48,360 --> 00:35:51,480
Speaker 1: to have balloons that spell her name out or the

657
00:35:51,800 --> 00:35:56,280
Speaker 1: numbers with the year that she's turning and it's like,

658
00:35:56,280 --> 00:35:58,480
Speaker 1: like what was that for? Like, this is just so

659
00:35:58,560 --> 00:36:00,960
Speaker 1: I could post on social media that people care about me,

660
00:36:00,960 --> 00:36:03,879
Speaker 1: and they got me balloons. And now I turned forty eight,

661
00:36:04,080 --> 00:36:06,719
Speaker 1: like I have a four and an eight, an eight

662
00:36:06,800 --> 00:36:08,359
Speaker 1: and a four and it's like, well, what is that?

663
00:36:08,480 --> 00:36:09,399
Speaker 1: Is that the year you were born?

664
00:36:09,480 --> 00:36:11,480
Speaker 2: Is that how old you are? Is that how much

665
00:36:11,520 --> 00:36:14,719
Speaker 2: you weigh? Like what do these numbers mean? And it's

666
00:36:14,760 --> 00:36:15,960
Speaker 2: it there. The balloons are.

667
00:36:15,880 --> 00:36:20,000
Speaker 1: Like ten or twelve dollars each extensive balloon. It's dumb.

668
00:36:20,680 --> 00:36:21,280
Speaker 1: It's dumb.

669
00:36:21,560 --> 00:36:24,000
Speaker 2: So I said, when my birthday rolls around, I'm not

670
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:25,919
Speaker 2: gonna give a damn about the balloons. I don't care.

671
00:36:26,400 --> 00:36:28,799
Speaker 2: Then I get a call from Amina literally five minutes later.

672
00:36:29,239 --> 00:36:31,759
Speaker 2: Can you believe if they don't want to buy these

673
00:36:31,840 --> 00:36:35,320
Speaker 2: balloons for me? And I was like, oh, I thought

674
00:36:35,360 --> 00:36:37,680
Speaker 2: you didn't care, but she did care.

675
00:36:38,120 --> 00:36:41,640
Speaker 1: So and I said that she would care, and everybody's

676
00:36:41,680 --> 00:36:44,200
Speaker 1: like there's no way, yeah, but there, but you I

677
00:36:44,239 --> 00:36:48,040
Speaker 1: feel like you played it wrong by asking, Like I

678
00:36:48,040 --> 00:36:51,880
Speaker 1: feel like, don't ask permission, ask forgiveness. You could have

679
00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:53,799
Speaker 1: just showed up to the knitting factor. We would no

680
00:36:53,840 --> 00:36:58,200
Speaker 1: ballo merch schmerch don't ask for permission, ask for forgiveness,

681
00:36:58,280 --> 00:36:59,000
Speaker 1: right right, right right now.

682
00:36:59,040 --> 00:37:01,480
Speaker 2: That's merch right, that's not a me line, though, I

683
00:37:01,520 --> 00:37:04,960
Speaker 2: think uh, I think Langston Hughes said that in the

684
00:37:05,160 --> 00:37:07,680
Speaker 2: during the Renaissance anyway. So I just I feel like

685
00:37:08,800 --> 00:37:11,080
Speaker 2: I would have just not called her, and I would

686
00:37:11,120 --> 00:37:12,880
Speaker 2: have called me, and I wouldn't said anything to Adrian.

687
00:37:12,920 --> 00:37:14,880
Speaker 2: I just would not have bought the balloons. And then

688
00:37:14,920 --> 00:37:17,359
Speaker 2: when we got to the show on Sunday and she

689
00:37:17,440 --> 00:37:20,000
Speaker 2: was like, oh what happened, I'd be like, ah, sis,

690
00:37:20,480 --> 00:37:22,839
Speaker 2: we got them, they blew away or something. I really

691
00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:24,920
Speaker 2: you could have said anything you wanted at that point.

692
00:37:26,440 --> 00:37:29,239
Speaker 2: But Sydney's a thoughtful friend. And Amina, you know, she

693
00:37:29,360 --> 00:37:31,399
Speaker 2: wanted these people who celebrates her birthday for a whole

694
00:37:31,400 --> 00:37:34,280
Speaker 2: week because essentially that's what we did for her.

695
00:37:35,160 --> 00:37:38,359
Speaker 1: But when my birthday rolls around, don't get me Balloon's friend.

696
00:37:38,400 --> 00:37:42,640
Speaker 2: Literally, get get me weed, get me, get me edibles,

697
00:37:43,280 --> 00:37:49,240
Speaker 2: get me good cupcakes, you know, pay for my dinner

698
00:37:49,239 --> 00:37:53,000
Speaker 2: at the diner, Like don't I don't need Like that's

699
00:37:53,520 --> 00:37:56,279
Speaker 2: a lot, because they're just gonna take up space in

700
00:37:56,280 --> 00:37:59,640
Speaker 2: my apartment and then slowly deflate and come lower and

701
00:37:59,640 --> 00:38:00,480
Speaker 2: lower to the ground.

702
00:38:00,440 --> 00:38:03,640
Speaker 1: Gree plays her birthday perfectly because she's like, I'm gonna

703
00:38:03,640 --> 00:38:07,480
Speaker 1: throw myself a party, right right, right, y'all just show up,

704
00:38:08,040 --> 00:38:12,239
Speaker 1: bring a liquor, like it's themed. Figure it out. But

705
00:38:12,400 --> 00:38:15,520
Speaker 1: like after a certain age, you do have to plan

706
00:38:15,600 --> 00:38:19,560
Speaker 1: your own birthday because nobody has the same enthusiasm as

707
00:38:19,600 --> 00:38:22,160
Speaker 1: somebody who's like twenty three, twenty four that it's like, Okay,

708
00:38:22,160 --> 00:38:24,200
Speaker 1: we're gonna go to dinner. Then we're gonna go this,

709
00:38:24,440 --> 00:38:27,000
Speaker 1: we're gonna get this card, everybody give money, we're gonna

710
00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:29,920
Speaker 1: get a gift. Like after a certain age, everybody's like, okay,

711
00:38:29,920 --> 00:38:35,680
Speaker 1: you're alive. Cool, Like birthdays are weird for me. I

712
00:38:35,719 --> 00:38:38,960
Speaker 1: also don't like planning things for groups of people because

713
00:38:38,960 --> 00:38:40,600
Speaker 1: I'm like, well, if people aren't having a good time,

714
00:38:40,640 --> 00:38:43,359
Speaker 1: then that makes me also not have a good time, right,

715
00:38:43,440 --> 00:38:44,920
Speaker 1: And I'm like, Sis, all I'm trying to do is

716
00:38:44,960 --> 00:38:48,279
Speaker 1: do this Molly on my birthday and like live my

717
00:38:48,360 --> 00:38:51,600
Speaker 1: best life. Yeah, So, like pacing back and forth and

718
00:38:51,600 --> 00:38:53,360
Speaker 1: making sure everybody's okay is not what I want to

719
00:38:53,400 --> 00:38:57,320
Speaker 1: do on my birthday. You're an adupe after your twenty

720
00:38:57,360 --> 00:38:59,640
Speaker 1: something birthday, like you should be planning your own crap,

721
00:39:00,040 --> 00:39:02,280
Speaker 1: and if you don't want to do anything extravagant, that's cool.

722
00:39:02,280 --> 00:39:04,120
Speaker 2: Some people their birthdays come and they go and they

723
00:39:04,160 --> 00:39:06,200
Speaker 2: don't really make a big deal out of them. But

724
00:39:06,320 --> 00:39:10,520
Speaker 2: like for me recently, it's just like because my birthdays

725
00:39:10,520 --> 00:39:13,640
Speaker 2: I have always been sad for me as an adult,

726
00:39:13,800 --> 00:39:15,759
Speaker 2: So now it's just like, well, let's just you know,

727
00:39:15,840 --> 00:39:17,400
Speaker 2: do drugs and have a good time and look sexy

728
00:39:17,440 --> 00:39:19,680
Speaker 2: and take photos and make people who didn't get invited

729
00:39:19,719 --> 00:39:21,879
Speaker 2: feel bad. Like that's what my birthday is to me now.

730
00:39:21,880 --> 00:39:27,200
Speaker 2: It's just you should be here and you're not because

731
00:39:27,320 --> 00:39:30,040
Speaker 2: I don't like you, or because the house is too

732
00:39:30,080 --> 00:39:33,160
Speaker 2: small or whatever. But this year I'm celebrating my birthday

733
00:39:33,200 --> 00:39:34,720
Speaker 2: next door to my ex boyfriend's house.

734
00:39:37,600 --> 00:39:42,480
Speaker 1: It's a psycho. I mean, I have a bad experience

735
00:39:42,560 --> 00:39:47,720
Speaker 1: with birthdays now because I was spoiled being a bottle waitress,

736
00:39:48,200 --> 00:39:51,680
Speaker 1: because everybody's like a cheerleader and a rally and like,

737
00:39:51,880 --> 00:39:55,920
Speaker 1: oh okay, we got this this, this planned and so,

738
00:39:57,080 --> 00:40:00,440
Speaker 1: and everybody was making stupid money. Yeah, we don't care

739
00:40:00,440 --> 00:40:02,120
Speaker 1: how much the dinner is, we don't care how much

740
00:40:02,320 --> 00:40:04,040
Speaker 1: this get. We're gonna we just gonna go out.

741
00:40:04,080 --> 00:40:06,239
Speaker 2: So yeah, I was being real fancy. We're gonna start

742
00:40:06,239 --> 00:40:07,920
Speaker 2: at towel and then we're gonna go to this place.

743
00:40:08,040 --> 00:40:09,960
Speaker 1: And then also we got hooked up, so we would

744
00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:11,440
Speaker 1: have a lot of dinners that we didn't have to

745
00:40:11,480 --> 00:40:13,160
Speaker 1: pay for, which is beautiful, and then we would go

746
00:40:13,239 --> 00:40:15,520
Speaker 1: to the club and you know, we're getting bottles for free.

747
00:40:15,600 --> 00:40:20,560
Speaker 1: So like one birthday, my birthday was on Super Bowl Sunday, nightmare,

748
00:40:20,920 --> 00:40:24,879
Speaker 1: but we literally we had somebody from Moist Chandon took

749
00:40:24,960 --> 00:40:27,719
Speaker 1: us to brunch. Yes, we have bottles, bottle I had.

750
00:40:28,800 --> 00:40:33,440
Speaker 1: I had like forty people there, like, we're getting food, drinks,

751
00:40:33,480 --> 00:40:37,480
Speaker 1: everything free. Then the next day on actual no one

752
00:40:37,520 --> 00:40:39,960
Speaker 1: paid for anything or the person paid for ever. It

753
00:40:40,040 --> 00:40:42,880
Speaker 1: was on the car listed great. They got everything we like,

754
00:40:42,920 --> 00:40:46,280
Speaker 1: we got huge bottles of it was crazy LVMH money

755
00:40:46,320 --> 00:40:48,279
Speaker 1: it was. It was wonderful. And then the next day

756
00:40:49,040 --> 00:40:53,479
Speaker 1: we we went to one super Bowl party. We got

757
00:40:53,480 --> 00:40:56,759
Speaker 1: food every free. Then we went to another party after

758
00:40:56,840 --> 00:41:02,000
Speaker 1: that free and I was like, okay, we got one

759
00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:04,360
Speaker 1: more priority to go to it. Everybody was like okay,

760
00:41:05,120 --> 00:41:08,520
Speaker 1: and I think that's the last birthday that everybody was like, okay, bitch,

761
00:41:08,640 --> 00:41:09,760
Speaker 1: this was your last birthday.

762
00:41:10,280 --> 00:41:14,680
Speaker 2: How old were you, like, twenty six, twenty five? Yeah,

763
00:41:14,840 --> 00:41:17,000
Speaker 2: so that sounded like one of them years.

764
00:41:17,520 --> 00:41:18,080
Speaker 1: But that's good.

765
00:41:18,120 --> 00:41:19,400
Speaker 2: A lot of people will never get to say that

766
00:41:19,400 --> 00:41:22,719
Speaker 2: they got to experience that. That's some rockstar behavior right there.

767
00:41:22,760 --> 00:41:25,240
Speaker 1: But I also was thoughtful because I was like, well,

768
00:41:25,560 --> 00:41:27,520
Speaker 1: I don't want my friends to pay for anything, so

769
00:41:27,560 --> 00:41:30,760
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get these hookups and I'm gonna utilize. Okay,

770
00:41:30,760 --> 00:41:32,000
Speaker 1: well so just let's get these hook ups so we

771
00:41:32,080 --> 00:41:33,839
Speaker 1: can utilize them for my birthday this year. I don't

772
00:41:33,840 --> 00:41:36,600
Speaker 1: want to pay for anything. Where's our mo ed Chundan friend? Now?

773
00:41:37,080 --> 00:41:39,480
Speaker 1: Where he worked? He got fired? Now he's still there.

774
00:41:40,040 --> 00:41:44,080
Speaker 1: He died, No, he didn't die, he's still he's still there.

775
00:41:44,200 --> 00:41:47,120
Speaker 1: Since I just don't drink and I haven't gone out

776
00:41:47,160 --> 00:41:48,759
Speaker 1: in fucking years.

777
00:41:48,520 --> 00:41:50,600
Speaker 2: Well, we're going out tonight. We're going, uh, we're hitting

778
00:41:50,640 --> 00:41:52,799
Speaker 2: up a little BBQ. We hitting a little bar, not

779
00:41:53,080 --> 00:41:55,000
Speaker 2: Dallas BBQ, but we're going to on in actual cookout

780
00:41:55,719 --> 00:41:58,080
Speaker 2: where we'll eat a little bit, we'll take some photos.

781
00:41:58,320 --> 00:42:01,920
Speaker 2: I got a new fanny pat. It's red and it

782
00:42:01,960 --> 00:42:04,000
Speaker 2: looks leather, but it's from Rainbow and it was seven dollars.

783
00:42:05,200 --> 00:42:08,440
Speaker 2: And then we're gonna go see some drag and then

784
00:42:08,480 --> 00:42:09,600
Speaker 2: Sydney's gonna do comedy.

785
00:42:09,880 --> 00:42:12,719
Speaker 1: Stupid. I might ask to go first so I could

786
00:42:12,719 --> 00:42:15,200
Speaker 1: go first and just meet y'all back, or I asked

787
00:42:15,200 --> 00:42:19,480
Speaker 1: to go last and then still show up. Yeah. Do

788
00:42:19,600 --> 00:42:23,640
Speaker 1: that feel like you're I gotta be there late? I

789
00:42:23,680 --> 00:42:25,960
Speaker 1: don't know, man, the summer is here, and I'm just like,

790
00:42:27,040 --> 00:42:29,680
Speaker 1: do I love comedy? I do? I do love it,

791
00:42:29,719 --> 00:42:32,960
Speaker 1: But I'm also like, we gotta be our experience and shit.

792
00:42:32,880 --> 00:42:34,640
Speaker 2: Well that's the thing with comedy, and I think this

793
00:42:34,719 --> 00:42:37,560
Speaker 2: is something that people, like a lot of comics get wrong,

794
00:42:37,920 --> 00:42:40,160
Speaker 2: is every day of your life.

795
00:42:39,880 --> 00:42:42,240
Speaker 1: Can't be comedy. Comedy, comedy, comedy, comedy comedy.

796
00:42:42,320 --> 00:42:45,120
Speaker 2: You have to experience things and be with people who

797
00:42:45,120 --> 00:42:49,200
Speaker 2: are not comedians to reset and like recalibrate the way

798
00:42:49,200 --> 00:42:51,160
Speaker 2: that you think and the way you see the world,

799
00:42:51,160 --> 00:42:53,759
Speaker 2: because otherwise, what is your comedy about?

800
00:42:53,880 --> 00:42:55,160
Speaker 1: If you all you do is do.

801
00:42:55,200 --> 00:42:57,640
Speaker 2: Shows every night of the week, everyone that you talk

802
00:42:57,719 --> 00:42:59,960
Speaker 2: to is a comedian, like you boring at this point

803
00:43:00,320 --> 00:43:04,080
Speaker 2: and drag Me, regular people who are watching you were like,

804
00:43:04,239 --> 00:43:06,720
Speaker 2: is this a human being or a cartoon character?

805
00:43:06,880 --> 00:43:09,239
Speaker 1: Like drag Me. I'm saying this because I'm doing less

806
00:43:09,239 --> 00:43:11,080
Speaker 1: comedy now, you know, because when.

807
00:43:10,960 --> 00:43:15,680
Speaker 2: I got that show, I was like, I'm retired, and

808
00:43:15,680 --> 00:43:17,120
Speaker 2: then the show got canceled and I was like, I

809
00:43:17,200 --> 00:43:20,080
Speaker 2: guess I could do some comedy, but I don't want

810
00:43:20,080 --> 00:43:20,880
Speaker 2: to do stand up forever.

811
00:43:21,480 --> 00:43:24,240
Speaker 1: That's not my goal. You know. I saw Wanda Sykes

812
00:43:24,320 --> 00:43:27,440
Speaker 1: special and it's just like, you know, she's a g

813
00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:29,920
Speaker 1: she could do whatever she wants, you can say whatever

814
00:43:29,920 --> 00:43:32,160
Speaker 1: she wants, and like people are gonna be on board.

815
00:43:32,200 --> 00:43:35,960
Speaker 1: She's also hilarious and she started. She's like she's an icon.

816
00:43:36,080 --> 00:43:40,080
Speaker 1: She does comedy the right way and she and I

817
00:43:40,600 --> 00:43:43,200
Speaker 1: love stand up that much that I would like to

818
00:43:44,080 --> 00:43:46,160
Speaker 1: be there. I would like to be in that level.

819
00:43:46,200 --> 00:43:49,280
Speaker 1: But I'm also like, yeah, you gotta you gotta do things.

820
00:43:49,320 --> 00:43:52,600
Speaker 1: You gotta have money, you gotta be around people experienced stuff.

821
00:43:52,760 --> 00:43:55,080
Speaker 1: I feel like Wanda Sykes hads been doing stand up

822
00:43:55,120 --> 00:43:59,040
Speaker 1: for probably like twenty five thirty years, and she was

823
00:43:59,280 --> 00:44:02,000
Speaker 1: there with like the Chris Rocks and the you know,

824
00:44:02,120 --> 00:44:05,640
Speaker 1: all these people when the boom of comedy started or whatever, right,

825
00:44:06,040 --> 00:44:08,960
Speaker 1: and she's somebody that like got overlooked a locker. She's

826
00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:12,839
Speaker 1: a black woman, and she's a lesbian and she don't

827
00:44:12,880 --> 00:44:15,720
Speaker 1: have hair down to her knees or whatever.

828
00:44:15,880 --> 00:44:18,000
Speaker 2: And it's like, you know, but the Chris Rock and

829
00:44:18,040 --> 00:44:20,920
Speaker 2: all these other people were coming to bat for her

830
00:44:20,920 --> 00:44:22,839
Speaker 2: and saying that she was a good person of good

831
00:44:22,840 --> 00:44:25,560
Speaker 2: comic and she wasn't getting the same opportunities as you know,

832
00:44:25,960 --> 00:44:29,800
Speaker 2: you know what.

833
00:44:28,120 --> 00:44:29,680
Speaker 1: We're gonna say, who are you talking about?

834
00:44:30,360 --> 00:44:33,120
Speaker 2: I'm gonna say that like a Jerry Seinfeld, Right, he's

835
00:44:33,160 --> 00:44:35,160
Speaker 2: still working, and it's like, who are you working for?

836
00:44:35,440 --> 00:44:37,520
Speaker 2: But it's people that are out here and they love

837
00:44:38,200 --> 00:44:41,200
Speaker 2: a live Jerry Seinfeld pop in.

838
00:44:41,440 --> 00:44:43,799
Speaker 1: But that's just where I want to be. I want

839
00:44:43,800 --> 00:44:47,400
Speaker 1: to be where people are so obsessed that it doesn't

840
00:44:47,400 --> 00:44:50,360
Speaker 1: matter what year, it doesn't matter if I haven't worked

841
00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:53,680
Speaker 1: in a decade, and I'm like, I'm coming back a decade.

842
00:44:53,719 --> 00:44:57,760
Speaker 1: Everybody's like, you mean, like how Chris Tucker did that special?

843
00:44:58,080 --> 00:45:00,840
Speaker 1: Was like, good friend you we want to take a

844
00:45:00,840 --> 00:45:05,719
Speaker 1: ten year break and come back. I don't know, I

845
00:45:05,800 --> 00:45:08,640
Speaker 1: just want that kind of pandemonium, you know what I mean?

846
00:45:08,640 --> 00:45:10,319
Speaker 1: You kind of have that. You know, I've seen you out.

847
00:45:10,360 --> 00:45:16,200
Speaker 2: When the unofficial expert Niggas come out, they'll be like, guys,

848
00:45:16,280 --> 00:45:18,600
Speaker 2: you know, we're at the knitting factory every Sunday.

849
00:45:18,280 --> 00:45:24,440
Speaker 1: And I see I forgot that so many people Caesar Caesar,

850
00:45:24,680 --> 00:45:27,200
Speaker 1: and then it was like two dudes and there was

851
00:45:27,200 --> 00:45:29,200
Speaker 1: a there was a black woman that was there that

852
00:45:29,280 --> 00:45:31,040
Speaker 1: comes and she was like, I love you guys.

853
00:45:31,560 --> 00:45:33,120
Speaker 2: She was smoking a cigarette. When I was like, sis,

854
00:45:33,160 --> 00:45:35,279
Speaker 2: you're getting cancer in my face. I was like, I'm

855
00:45:35,320 --> 00:45:39,000
Speaker 2: going inside. But I love that you guys come to

856
00:45:39,040 --> 00:45:41,080
Speaker 2: see us, and you guys tell us that you listen

857
00:45:41,160 --> 00:45:43,080
Speaker 2: and then you freak out a little bit when when

858
00:45:43,080 --> 00:45:46,560
Speaker 2: I'm nice to you because I'm a nice person always,

859
00:45:46,840 --> 00:45:53,640
Speaker 2: I'm very nice always. Anyway, here we are, it's like

860
00:45:53,640 --> 00:45:55,719
Speaker 2: I gotta go home and shower and get ready for

861
00:45:55,800 --> 00:45:59,400
Speaker 2: these uh these barbecues that I'm not bringing any anything too.

862
00:45:59,760 --> 00:46:01,600
Speaker 1: It's fine. I feel like this is the type of

863
00:46:01,600 --> 00:46:03,600
Speaker 1: barbecue that you don't need to bring anything. Well, I'm

864
00:46:03,600 --> 00:46:05,040
Speaker 1: bringing like three of my friends.

865
00:46:06,560 --> 00:46:08,920
Speaker 2: I'm not bringing any food or bottles, but I'm bringing

866
00:46:08,960 --> 00:46:10,240
Speaker 2: three plus ones.

867
00:46:11,400 --> 00:46:13,480
Speaker 1: So I feel excited about And it's a it's a

868
00:46:13,520 --> 00:46:16,120
Speaker 1: black hair salon, right, it's a black yeah. The place

869
00:46:16,160 --> 00:46:19,440
Speaker 1: I get my hair done is having a party tonight

870
00:46:19,800 --> 00:46:23,880
Speaker 1: and we're bringing a brais friend. I mean, we are

871
00:46:23,920 --> 00:46:25,480
Speaker 1: bringing a base friend. This is true.

872
00:46:26,200 --> 00:46:28,120
Speaker 2: I honestly didn't think she was gonna come, and she

873
00:46:28,280 --> 00:46:31,879
Speaker 2: why not? She's sending us looks and telling.

874
00:46:31,640 --> 00:46:33,160
Speaker 1: Why would you not think that she would come?

875
00:46:33,360 --> 00:46:36,800
Speaker 2: Because Molly is a is A is an exceptional white woman.

876
00:46:36,920 --> 00:46:39,399
Speaker 1: Okay, we went to I Hop. Let's talk about this.

877
00:46:39,680 --> 00:46:43,320
Speaker 1: We went to I Hop near my house in Buoklin

878
00:46:43,960 --> 00:46:46,400
Speaker 1: and she was like, the booth is a little dirty.

879
00:46:46,440 --> 00:46:48,640
Speaker 1: Let's wait for another table. I was like, this is

880
00:46:48,760 --> 00:46:53,880
Speaker 1: a hob. This is what I can't believe. She said that,

881
00:46:53,920 --> 00:46:55,919
Speaker 1: Oh my god, girl, it was a did you laugh?

882
00:46:56,320 --> 00:47:00,640
Speaker 1: I laughed. I entertained her for a minute and then

883
00:47:00,640 --> 00:47:02,319
Speaker 1: I was like, sis, you gotta sit down because I

884
00:47:02,360 --> 00:47:05,360
Speaker 1: want to order. Like I'm not, They're not gonna It

885
00:47:05,400 --> 00:47:07,600
Speaker 1: took them forever to see us. I'm not gonna wait

886
00:47:08,080 --> 00:47:10,120
Speaker 1: for a quote unquote right lady.

887
00:47:10,200 --> 00:47:12,400
Speaker 3: Oh my god, that I Hop there's always like a

888
00:47:12,480 --> 00:47:15,840
Speaker 3: line and shit. She was like, what's a little dirt girl,

889
00:47:16,440 --> 00:47:18,719
Speaker 3: it's about to close. Come on, get this waffle so

890
00:47:18,760 --> 00:47:21,080
Speaker 3: we can leave. Get your rooty tooty fresh and fruity.

891
00:47:21,160 --> 00:47:25,400
Speaker 1: So isn't that Denny's? I don't know. I feel like,

892
00:47:28,200 --> 00:47:30,840
Speaker 1: so we can get Denny's is great in the West coast. Man.

893
00:47:31,200 --> 00:47:33,520
Speaker 2: There's Denny's in like DC too. That's the the first

894
00:47:33,560 --> 00:47:35,440
Speaker 2: time I ever had Denny's was in Washington, d C.

895
00:47:35,880 --> 00:47:38,560
Speaker 1: My brand is diner, Like, that's why I want my

896
00:47:38,640 --> 00:47:40,560
Speaker 1: funeral to take place. They said, I love.

897
00:47:40,680 --> 00:47:43,160
Speaker 2: My brand is waffle house because that I feel like

898
00:47:43,160 --> 00:47:44,120
Speaker 2: the food tastes better.

899
00:47:43,920 --> 00:47:46,799
Speaker 1: And it's even cheap. But I've never been to a

900
00:47:46,840 --> 00:47:49,160
Speaker 1: waffle house. Really, I've never gone.

901
00:47:49,160 --> 00:47:51,520
Speaker 2: There's let's play a trip to Atlanta. We're gonna go

902
00:47:51,520 --> 00:47:54,399
Speaker 2: to Chateau Charat. We're gonna drive by Charat's house.

903
00:47:54,600 --> 00:47:56,640
Speaker 1: Are we doing that with the Patreon money? Sure? Sure,

904
00:47:56,719 --> 00:48:05,000
Speaker 1: this Patreon money is gonna stretch. Yea yea yea yeah,

905
00:48:05,040 --> 00:48:06,440
Speaker 1: yea yeah, yeah, we'll go. You've never been to a

906
00:48:06,480 --> 00:48:09,800
Speaker 1: waffle house. Never been. I went to Atlanta and we

907
00:48:10,840 --> 00:48:13,640
Speaker 1: got all of this food and it was like six

908
00:48:13,760 --> 00:48:16,160
Speaker 1: of us in. The chick came and I'm telling you,

909
00:48:16,280 --> 00:48:18,600
Speaker 1: it was like twenty four dollars and I was like,

910
00:48:18,680 --> 00:48:21,480
Speaker 1: they put what everybody's every I was like quick, wait, wait,

911
00:48:21,800 --> 00:48:24,359
Speaker 1: let's go before they realize. But everything is just really cheap.

912
00:48:25,000 --> 00:48:27,440
Speaker 1: In you're full, and if they put spices in it

913
00:48:27,520 --> 00:48:30,160
Speaker 1: and stuff. It's oh, they probably got lemon pepper wings

914
00:48:30,200 --> 00:48:33,440
Speaker 1: there too. We went to Hooters every day. I was

915
00:48:33,480 --> 00:48:34,440
Speaker 1: in Atlanta for like a week.

916
00:48:34,520 --> 00:48:38,319
Speaker 2: We went to Hooters every day. It was like down

917
00:48:38,400 --> 00:48:41,160
Speaker 2: the hill from our hotel and it was like, well,

918
00:48:41,239 --> 00:48:46,600
Speaker 2: we're back, Hey, hey, pretty girl with the lemon pepper today.

919
00:48:47,040 --> 00:48:50,400
Speaker 1: That is that is the goal, just like people know

920
00:48:50,520 --> 00:48:52,839
Speaker 1: you when you come in a spot Hooter, because when

921
00:48:52,880 --> 00:48:55,520
Speaker 1: they know you, then they hook you up. If you're

922
00:48:55,520 --> 00:48:58,399
Speaker 1: a regular, Yeah, you get you get love, You get love,

923
00:48:58,760 --> 00:49:01,239
Speaker 1: and you show love, get love. I'm sorry, And that

924
00:49:01,560 --> 00:49:04,440
Speaker 1: is what sometimes I'd be missing. Like sometimes you just

925
00:49:04,480 --> 00:49:08,160
Speaker 1: go into a show, or you go into a room

926
00:49:08,400 --> 00:49:11,640
Speaker 1: or a building. You just you want to feel like damn,

927
00:49:11,760 --> 00:49:13,080
Speaker 1: I want to feel like Norm.

928
00:49:13,719 --> 00:49:16,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, Sidy, you're just trying to get your norm from

929
00:49:16,160 --> 00:49:18,200
Speaker 2: cheers on. You want people to recognize you and scream

930
00:49:18,280 --> 00:49:22,120
Speaker 2: your name when you walk into a venue. Wow, Norm

931
00:49:22,400 --> 00:49:22,879
Speaker 2: is that weird?

932
00:49:22,960 --> 00:49:26,759
Speaker 1: Andrew to feel that way after a decade. If not

933
00:49:26,840 --> 00:49:29,160
Speaker 1: going there, I couldn't imagine going back to my old job.

934
00:49:29,360 --> 00:49:31,960
Speaker 1: Niggas wouldn't be like they would a doorm I wouldn't

935
00:49:31,960 --> 00:49:32,320
Speaker 1: even know me.

936
00:49:32,400 --> 00:49:33,839
Speaker 2: I'd be in the neighborhood, and I'd be like, should

937
00:49:33,880 --> 00:49:36,480
Speaker 2: pop into Sydney's job and see who who went there

938
00:49:36,520 --> 00:49:39,120
Speaker 2: to get me a sandwich? But I don't. I wasn't

939
00:49:39,160 --> 00:49:41,560
Speaker 2: nice to any of those other girls. So and then

940
00:49:41,640 --> 00:49:44,920
Speaker 2: that one dude was trash anyway, like I haven't been

941
00:49:44,920 --> 00:49:47,480
Speaker 2: a Sydney's job. And when you when you quit, I

942
00:49:47,560 --> 00:49:48,080
Speaker 2: also quit?

943
00:49:50,520 --> 00:49:52,759
Speaker 1: You did you quit? I quit? We quit? But they

944
00:49:52,840 --> 00:49:55,800
Speaker 1: know you because people will be being my demum. Oh Marie.

945
00:49:55,840 --> 00:49:57,960
Speaker 1: I saw Marie on the show. I saw her, Dude,

946
00:49:58,000 --> 00:49:59,879
Speaker 1: I'm like, just say hi to her. They don't say

947
00:49:59,880 --> 00:50:06,000
Speaker 1: how to me? You're scary good. Yeah. I saw jess

948
00:50:06,600 --> 00:50:09,040
Speaker 1: this girl named jess She was like, I'm Haitian. So

949
00:50:09,200 --> 00:50:14,120
Speaker 1: I understand, you know Marie's tone. Hi, Jessica. She's like,

950
00:50:14,200 --> 00:50:16,440
Speaker 1: I understand her tone. I'm Haitian. I get it. But

951
00:50:16,520 --> 00:50:18,360
Speaker 1: you know she'd be putting you do She'd be putting

952
00:50:18,360 --> 00:50:19,000
Speaker 1: you through the ringer.

953
00:50:19,080 --> 00:50:20,759
Speaker 2: I'm like, I don't know, Okay, Well, Sydney, is there

954
00:50:20,760 --> 00:50:22,120
Speaker 2: anything that you want to get off your chest that

955
00:50:22,239 --> 00:50:25,200
Speaker 2: you feel like I interrupted you what you were trying

956
00:50:25,239 --> 00:50:28,240
Speaker 2: to say, or you feel like, you know what Marie

957
00:50:28,560 --> 00:50:29,759
Speaker 2: pooping in the shower.

958
00:50:29,600 --> 00:50:31,480
Speaker 1: Is gross if you want to say something to me,

959
00:50:32,200 --> 00:50:34,919
Speaker 1: now is the time. The floor is yours. I'm gonna

960
00:50:35,160 --> 00:50:41,080
Speaker 1: I'm gonna move my microphone away from my mouth. I

961
00:50:41,160 --> 00:50:47,880
Speaker 1: don't know. There's nothing today. Wow, there's nothing like Today's good. Okay, Well,

962
00:50:47,880 --> 00:50:51,040
Speaker 1: what happened yesterday or the day before? We have today tomorrow.

963
00:50:51,640 --> 00:50:55,800
Speaker 1: The day before that was great. We went on the bridge.

964
00:50:56,360 --> 00:50:58,799
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we walked across the Williamsburg Bridge hung out.

965
00:50:59,680 --> 00:51:03,200
Speaker 1: You were You don't want me to lay on your lap?

966
00:51:03,440 --> 00:51:06,080
Speaker 2: No, Sydney sleeps everywhere, and she puts her heavy head

967
00:51:06,120 --> 00:51:07,480
Speaker 2: on my lap, and I'm like, girl, I thought she

968
00:51:07,520 --> 00:51:08,440
Speaker 2: was gonna take these braids out.

969
00:51:11,480 --> 00:51:13,160
Speaker 1: I asked, Marie, Hey, can I come over and take

970
00:51:13,200 --> 00:51:17,439
Speaker 1: my braids out of Absolutely not? Why because you gonna

971
00:51:17,520 --> 00:51:21,120
Speaker 1: leave hair all over my house and you probably have

972
00:51:21,960 --> 00:51:24,960
Speaker 1: very dry scalp and you're gonna leave like scalp things

973
00:51:25,160 --> 00:51:27,080
Speaker 1: and you're not gonna sweep, and you're just gonna be

974
00:51:27,200 --> 00:51:29,520
Speaker 1: like bye, throw that bag of hair away whenever you

975
00:51:29,640 --> 00:51:33,759
Speaker 1: get the chance. I don't need that. Also, I feel

976
00:51:33,760 --> 00:51:35,279
Speaker 1: like it's gonna take you way too long to take

977
00:51:35,280 --> 00:51:36,600
Speaker 1: your hair out. Well, that's why I wanted you to

978
00:51:36,719 --> 00:51:40,080
Speaker 1: help me. I took my braids out by myself. I

979
00:51:40,160 --> 00:51:40,839
Speaker 1: watched the show.

980
00:51:41,840 --> 00:51:45,560
Speaker 2: I put a documentary on. I was watching Pixar movies,

981
00:51:45,640 --> 00:51:50,880
Speaker 2: but whatever. I watched a documentary about a man with

982
00:51:50,960 --> 00:51:53,400
Speaker 2: a house that like balloons.

983
00:51:54,200 --> 00:51:58,480
Speaker 1: And then, you know, I don't know. I think you know.

984
00:51:58,640 --> 00:52:01,000
Speaker 1: You you wake up early, you take your braids out.

985
00:52:01,080 --> 00:52:02,719
Speaker 1: It takes you like an hour or two, and then

986
00:52:02,760 --> 00:52:08,319
Speaker 1: you you get them done again. It's fine. Everything's been

987
00:52:08,360 --> 00:52:12,239
Speaker 1: great with Marie. We've been managing. Things have been going great.

988
00:52:12,520 --> 00:52:17,760
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, yes, we've been managing whatever. I'm here, I'm present,

989
00:52:18,360 --> 00:52:19,720
Speaker 2: she's present. I'm present.

990
00:52:20,080 --> 00:52:23,759
Speaker 1: I'm here. Ever, since she's gotten that unemployment title, she's

991
00:52:23,800 --> 00:52:27,759
Speaker 1: been a better friend. Honestly, she's been a way better friend.

992
00:52:27,800 --> 00:52:28,719
Speaker 1: What do you think, Andrew.

993
00:52:28,560 --> 00:52:31,200
Speaker 2: Andrews said, I've been nicer since the show ended. It's true,

994
00:52:32,880 --> 00:52:35,000
Speaker 2: but we talked about this last week or however many

995
00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:36,799
Speaker 2: weeks ago. I'm in a better place.

996
00:52:38,239 --> 00:52:40,960
Speaker 1: We're happy for you, We're happy for us, actually happy

997
00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:47,319
Speaker 1: for us, for use. That's how my dad says us. Okay,

998
00:52:47,360 --> 00:52:50,560
Speaker 1: this's been a fantastic episode. You know you guys, keep

999
00:52:50,600 --> 00:52:51,279
Speaker 1: doing what you're doing.

1000
00:52:51,640 --> 00:52:53,440
Speaker 2: Tell us what you're working on. Yeah, have you ever

1001
00:52:53,520 --> 00:52:55,440
Speaker 2: jumped out of a plane. Let's talk about it.

1002
00:52:55,560 --> 00:52:57,440
Speaker 1: Did you are you getting your ass wax this summer?

1003
00:52:57,600 --> 00:52:59,280
Speaker 1: What's good? I feel like we need to start.

1004
00:52:59,760 --> 00:53:02,160
Speaker 2: I feel like we need to start like an email

1005
00:53:02,160 --> 00:53:04,879
Speaker 2: address where y'all can send us stuff that we can

1006
00:53:05,320 --> 00:53:08,080
Speaker 2: read on the podcast, after answer on.

1007
00:53:08,080 --> 00:53:11,520
Speaker 1: The after several years of the podcast. Yeah, I guess

1008
00:53:11,560 --> 00:53:12,560
Speaker 1: we'll read some emails.

1009
00:53:13,080 --> 00:53:15,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I just because like the people who listen

1010
00:53:15,520 --> 00:53:18,640
Speaker 2: to the podcast are so open and unembarrassed and not

1011
00:53:18,800 --> 00:53:21,960
Speaker 2: ashamed like the stuff that y'all be sliding in the dms.

1012
00:53:22,000 --> 00:53:24,800
Speaker 1: I'll be cracking up. It's great. I really like it.

1013
00:53:24,880 --> 00:53:29,000
Speaker 1: I love the engagement behind closed doors, you know, keep

1014
00:53:29,040 --> 00:53:32,160
Speaker 1: that energy and take it outdoors, you know, let everybody

1015
00:53:32,239 --> 00:53:34,520
Speaker 1: know how you feel about the podcast. Yeah, why are

1016
00:53:34,520 --> 00:53:36,400
Speaker 1: you whispering about how good it is? Yeah? Shout it

1017
00:53:36,440 --> 00:53:39,080
Speaker 1: from the rooftops, you know. And I looked at the

1018
00:53:39,160 --> 00:53:42,600
Speaker 1: reviews on iTunes. We could be doing better, you know.

1019
00:53:42,800 --> 00:53:45,279
Speaker 2: Someone said this is one of those entertainment mediums that

1020
00:53:45,320 --> 00:53:48,800
Speaker 2: you can play anytime. I love listening to the backlog

1021
00:53:48,920 --> 00:53:52,359
Speaker 2: and re listening. Like my favorite shows, I swear these

1022
00:53:52,400 --> 00:53:55,359
Speaker 2: two are so funny and the funniest aspect of both

1023
00:53:55,920 --> 00:53:59,120
Speaker 2: of them is their honesty, whether it's toward each other

1024
00:53:59,280 --> 00:54:00,560
Speaker 2: or to their guests.

1025
00:54:01,280 --> 00:54:03,240
Speaker 1: Shady. The podcast is quality.

1026
00:54:03,400 --> 00:54:06,840
Speaker 2: Like I'm working my budget to include their Patreon into

1027
00:54:06,960 --> 00:54:09,719
Speaker 2: my monthly funds. I love y'all and wish nothing but

1028
00:54:09,880 --> 00:54:13,919
Speaker 2: blessings on either of you. Heart emoji, heart emoji.

1029
00:54:14,280 --> 00:54:17,960
Speaker 1: Yeah. If we could get like, you know, nineteen thousand

1030
00:54:18,080 --> 00:54:21,600
Speaker 1: of those, yeah anyway, Yeah, if we could get that,

1031
00:54:22,640 --> 00:54:25,799
Speaker 1: but ninth yeah, like what you said, yeah, nine thousand more. Yeah,

1032
00:54:25,840 --> 00:54:26,560
Speaker 1: we'll be doing great.

1033
00:54:26,640 --> 00:54:28,480
Speaker 2: We're in a good place, guys. We got some live

1034
00:54:28,520 --> 00:54:31,439
Speaker 2: shows coming up. We don't have no dates for y'all,

1035
00:54:31,520 --> 00:54:34,239
Speaker 2: but but we are coming to Toronto, Yes we are.

1036
00:54:34,360 --> 00:54:36,799
Speaker 1: We're coming to Toronto. That we're coming to the Tea,

1037
00:54:37,160 --> 00:54:39,560
Speaker 1: We're coming to the We're coming to the six yep.

1038
00:54:39,800 --> 00:54:42,440
Speaker 1: Running down is six with my wotes.

1039
00:54:42,840 --> 00:54:45,640
Speaker 2: Rate comment, subscribe, come see us in real life, slide

1040
00:54:45,680 --> 00:54:48,760
Speaker 2: in Sydney's DMS and offer her little words of encouragement

1041
00:54:48,960 --> 00:54:52,920
Speaker 2: sliding my DMS and just I don't know what I want.

1042
00:54:52,760 --> 00:54:56,480
Speaker 1: You guys to show our pictures of your du take

1043
00:54:56,520 --> 00:54:59,680
Speaker 1: a doodoo in a tub and then send me the photo.

1044
00:55:00,920 --> 00:55:06,400
Speaker 2: Du hashtag dudu. Anyway, thank you and then slid in

1045
00:55:06,520 --> 00:55:09,400
Speaker 2: Andrews DMS. What do we want from Andrew?

1046
00:55:09,719 --> 00:55:12,279
Speaker 1: What do y'all what? Just Andrew? What you want in

1047
00:55:12,320 --> 00:55:16,440
Speaker 1: your DMS? Dick picks? Andrew dick picks. He's like, some

1048
00:55:16,560 --> 00:55:19,280
Speaker 1: of you guys are psycho. Some of the messages is beginning.

1049
00:55:19,320 --> 00:55:21,279
Speaker 1: You guys been thirst He was like, some O.

1050
00:55:21,280 --> 00:55:23,160
Speaker 2: They are crazy, and we're like, well, I mean it

1051
00:55:23,239 --> 00:55:27,160
Speaker 2: was ugly, but yes, send Andrew your dick picks and

1052
00:55:27,200 --> 00:55:28,520
Speaker 2: then you know he's going to show them to us

1053
00:55:28,560 --> 00:55:29,840
Speaker 2: and we'll talk about them on the podcast.

1054
00:55:29,840 --> 00:55:32,040
Speaker 1: I want to see your dick. Thank you. I want

1055
00:55:32,120 --> 00:55:40,759
Speaker 1: to see yo dick. Bye, guys, Forever This has been

1056
00:55:40,880 --> 00:55:45,320
Speaker 1: a Forever Dog production executive produced by Brett Boham, Joe Silio,

1057
00:55:45,680 --> 00:55:50,440
Speaker 1: and Alex Ramsey. For more original podcasts, please visit Foreverdog

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1059
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