Speaker 1: I leave the I you wanta way back home? Either
Speaker 1: way we want to be there, doesn't matter how much
Speaker 1: baggage you claim and give us time and a terminol
Speaker 1: and gay. We want to send you off instile. You
Speaker 1: wanna welcome you back home? Tell us all about it.
Speaker 1: We scared or was it fine? Malcorn? Do you need
Speaker 1: to ride? Do you need to ride? Do you need
Speaker 1: to ride? Do your need you ride? Ride?
Speaker 2: Do you need with Karen and Chris welcome to Do
Speaker 2: you need to ride? This is Chris Fairbanks and this
Speaker 2: is Karen jel Gareff. So you're saying and you don't
Speaker 2: like my eyeglasses chain, Well it's.
Speaker 3: Really negative and perhaps a bit of an assault on you.
Speaker 3: But yeah, that's the honest truth.
Speaker 2: But not necessarily on anyone else. I'm not hurting anyone else.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: It depends on if you get those hooked around someone
Speaker 3: else's glasses, right and pull them to the ground like braces.
Speaker 4: Right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they are functionally something I've wanted and I wasn't
Speaker 2: going to get like a handball, uh, polypropyle and croaky
Speaker 2: uh huh uh. If any of those were to right,
Speaker 2: But it is the minute I put in on my glasses.
Speaker 2: It's essentially a gold chain, so I can take off
Speaker 2: my glasses, not shove them in my pocket. But yes,
Speaker 2: I feel very uncomfortable. I want to take it off
Speaker 2: because I feel uncomfortable.
Speaker 3: Now, did you not feel uncomfortable until I very casually
Speaker 3: just said no to you?
Speaker 1: The second aside?
Speaker 2: No, it was just a light reinforcement of discomfort that
Speaker 2: already was very prevalent. But it really is nice once
Speaker 2: I take them off and they're just dangling where I
Speaker 2: need them. See, that's great.
Speaker 3: Well, I think this might be a great exercise where
Speaker 3: you can figure out if you need the world's approval
Speaker 3: or even mine or anybody's, or if you just want
Speaker 3: to do what you want to do skateboarder style.
Speaker 2: Right, And that is what I decided I wanted. But
Speaker 2: I do value your opinion over the general world. Passer advise, well.
Speaker 1: I should take that into account and behave accordingly.
Speaker 2: I want your blunt and honest truth, and I asked
Speaker 2: for it and I got it before you. And the
Speaker 2: funny thing is I knew what you're I knew what
Speaker 2: it was, which means I knew they were ridiculous.
Speaker 3: Look, they're just incredibly shiny, So it looks like you're
Speaker 3: in an eighties TV show on Netflix about and you're
Speaker 3: the school secretary. Yeah, but clearly these eighty clothes eighties
Speaker 3: clothes have been bought recently.
Speaker 2: I have been because we've always heard Golden Girls it's good.
Speaker 2: But I have watched back to back. I did not
Speaker 2: know how good it was and how well written it was.
Speaker 2: And when they zoom in on a stell Gatty during
Speaker 2: one of her they just do a slow zoom on
Speaker 2: her face when she's talking about Sicily, and she always
Speaker 2: has one of these eyeglass chains, and there's that. I've
Speaker 2: just recently been fitted for a bowling ball, and I'm
Speaker 2: also going to get shoes. I think I'm at an
Speaker 2: age where a lot of men have like a midlife
Speaker 2: crisis and they buy a corvette or something. So I'm
Speaker 2: going the other way, which way into retirement. I don't know,
Speaker 2: it's just a phase though. I think I'll snap out
Speaker 2: of it.
Speaker 3: Or maybe you're just testing the bounds of reality since
Speaker 3: everything is so kind of nasty and surreal that you
Speaker 3: know it does it doesn't really matter. My opinion, doesn't
Speaker 3: matter what you want to do matters, and that's what
Speaker 3: everyone should be thinking and.
Speaker 2: Acting like, well, I don't want to say you didn't
Speaker 2: hurt my feelings. I wanted your opinion. I knew what
Speaker 2: it would be. I got it, and I agree.
Speaker 1: It's similar to Chris, if we could discuss.
Speaker 2: This, yes, please, let's bring it all out in the open.
Speaker 3: When you were growing your hair out and it was
Speaker 3: like last summer for the summer.
Speaker 2: Before worked ridiculous.
Speaker 3: But you also at one point got crazy tan. Remember
Speaker 3: you went and did something for an extended period of.
Speaker 2: Alling without sunscreen, Yeah, and you were like, please put
Speaker 2: on sunscreen.
Speaker 3: You showed up to a party at my house and
Speaker 3: I literally was like, whoever the fuck this guy is,
Speaker 3: we need to get him out of here right now.
Speaker 3: And then I'm like, it's fucking fair base.
Speaker 1: What is that?
Speaker 2: I remember how you were looking at me at that
Speaker 2: party like you didn't know me.
Speaker 1: I didn't because you were legit for shades darker in
Speaker 1: your tan base than I've ever seen you.
Speaker 2: And much like when you're wearing an ugly sweater and
Speaker 2: everyone says, hey, I like that sweater, it's because people
Speaker 2: in a panic want to support you and that's what
Speaker 2: they were doing with my Cara top hair and my
Speaker 2: face tinting.
Speaker 3: But here's the thing too, I feel like, with your background,
Speaker 3: your range of interests, your personality, when people see you,
Speaker 3: for the most part, they see you as the kind
Speaker 3: of person that is fashion forward, that's paying attention to
Speaker 3: things like that, that doesn't really give a shit about
Speaker 3: what other people think, and will wear like that awesome
Speaker 3: sweater you wore for your like Conan set, which people
Speaker 3: raved about to this day.
Speaker 2: Even if they thought it was ugly.
Speaker 1: But it's not ugly.
Speaker 3: It's just like interesting, and you're not afraid to be
Speaker 3: interesting and kind of walk up and be like walk
Speaker 3: up and be like, you know, what do you think?
Speaker 3: And then I'm the kind of person that's not afraid
Speaker 3: to when you walk up and say what do you think?
Speaker 1: Right, say I really don't like that.
Speaker 2: Right, That's why I want your opinion. Okay, you're not
Speaker 2: going to beat around the old bush.
Speaker 1: And I also know it doesn't matter that much, Like
Speaker 1: I'm not trying to crush your soul, right.
Speaker 3: I literally just don't want you to be bullied at school,
Speaker 3: which you're not going to be right.
Speaker 2: Right, because I haven't been I haven't been going to
Speaker 2: any wait what wait what I.
Speaker 1: Don't I don't go to any classes.
Speaker 2: No, no, I've been skipping school for years now. You've
Speaker 2: didn't know this.
Speaker 1: We agreed that you would get geometry taken care of.
Speaker 2: This is a reoccurring nightmare. I know. I've talked about
Speaker 2: it where I've forgotten and I do have to go
Speaker 2: back to school. Yeah, and I still have those dreams.
Speaker 1: I just recently had.
Speaker 3: My stress dream is that I'm in a play and
Speaker 3: I find out as they're trying to push me on
Speaker 3: stage and I'm trying to explain I haven't memois my
Speaker 3: lines and everyone's like, oh, it's opening night, and recently,
Speaker 3: and I've been having this dream since I was a teenager.
Speaker 2: It's the same dream, not being prepared.
Speaker 1: It's the same exact dream.
Speaker 3: It's just more the thing that viscerally gets you, you
Speaker 3: know what I mean? Or like, I wouldn't care if
Speaker 3: I'm at school and I don't know anything because I'm
Speaker 3: like whatever, I've kind of never known anything. But for
Speaker 3: a play, it's there's like a status element involved in
Speaker 3: like an exposure or whatever, and easier fucking people exactly,
Speaker 3: I'm irresponsible, what I due to myself, is now being
Speaker 3: done to other people whatever. Recently, I had the back
Speaker 3: end of that dream where the play was wrapping up
Speaker 3: and I was being lauded from my performance.
Speaker 1: Can you believe that shit?
Speaker 2: Like and I lauded. I'm not sure what that means.
Speaker 1: Like reviewed lauded means like it's the back half of
Speaker 1: like applauded, where it's like it's a it's positive review.
Speaker 3: Oh that you're being congratulated. So it's essentially coming off stage,
Speaker 3: it's a it's basically some part of my brain went,
Speaker 3: we don't need to do this to you anymore. And
Speaker 3: it's so it was essentially like, here's your you got
Speaker 3: good reviews.
Speaker 1: Oh, thank you. This person is saving my ass.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you got good.
Speaker 3: Reviews, and everything worked out and you no longer earned
Speaker 3: trouble for being in this play.
Speaker 1: You are now good at the play.
Speaker 2: That's your brain lighting you off the hook everything your
Speaker 2: brain started in the first place.
Speaker 1: It meant a lot to me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 3: Yeah right, it is like suddenly you are not Like
Speaker 3: it would be the equivalent of you graduating at that
Speaker 3: same school.
Speaker 2: Yeah and doing that piano concert in front of the
Speaker 2: entire assembly, right, I don't know why, but that's usually
Speaker 2: the situation. I imagine, did you.
Speaker 1: Do a real piano concert that you didn't do well?
Speaker 2: I grew up with a piano outside my bedroom door,
Speaker 2: and I never once touched it, maybe with a hammer
Speaker 2: when I was a child.
Speaker 1: How long was the hallway outside your bedroom door?
Speaker 2: Oh? It was more of an entire living room. Got
Speaker 2: you right outside the door, and there was a piano there,
Speaker 2: and I always felt I should have learned to play it.
Speaker 2: And when I imagined impressing people going back to school
Speaker 2: to reunions, it was a piano concert and I never
Speaker 2: followed through with any of the steps. To this day,
Speaker 2: I wish I could be at a party and be
Speaker 2: the one that just you know, Dudley Moore sits at
Speaker 2: the piano and.
Speaker 1: Starts playing can you imagine the best? Or Kelsey Grammar
Speaker 1: or Zach Alfannakis Zach.
Speaker 2: And I've also been bowling a lot.
Speaker 1: Where do you go bowling?
Speaker 2: There's a lot of these bowling alleys are going for
Speaker 2: the black light dance club vibe where you can't see
Speaker 2: the arrows on the lane, and I don't like that,
Speaker 2: So I've been going to where the old school everyone's
Speaker 2: throwing strikes violently, and there's a guy there, there's a
Speaker 2: pro shop. I'm like, I'm interested in buying a ball,
Speaker 2: and I need to see you roll a few. And
Speaker 2: so he brought all these balls out and it's like,
Speaker 2: how do you throw? I'm like, with these two fingers,
Speaker 2: I leave my thumb out and I like to curve it.
Speaker 2: And so he brought me those balls and then I
Speaker 2: was like, okay, I want to buy a ball. At
Speaker 2: the end of the day. He's like, no, I need
Speaker 2: to see you roll. He's like, mister Miyagi. He wanted
Speaker 2: to see me use all the balls. I'm not quite ready,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, really, I want to. He did not
Speaker 2: want to make a sale. He wants to make sure
Speaker 2: I get the ball. I have to go back Tuesday.
Speaker 1: Maybe he just wants to hang out.
Speaker 2: He was great. Yeah, he was like a young bowling prodigy.
Speaker 2: He's grown his hair out and now he runs a
Speaker 2: pro shop because there's no good retirement program for professional sports.
Speaker 2: And he taught me a lot. He supported my style.
Speaker 2: Oh my throwing style.
Speaker 1: Oh oh it was a dig.
Speaker 2: Well.
Speaker 3: It makes me happy genuinely to hear you say this,
Speaker 3: because Pickwick Lanes closed that was right around the corner
Speaker 3: from here.
Speaker 1: And that bummed me out because we used to go.
Speaker 3: I love bowling, but I don't go as often as
Speaker 3: I should, and I certainly don't go as often as
Speaker 3: someone who loves bowling should. But it killed me to
Speaker 3: find out that they closed Pickwick Lanes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and that they were on my radar because they
Speaker 2: also have a pro shop where you can buy balls
Speaker 2: or used balls, and they have a guy that's like
Speaker 2: drills the holes for you. But this guy, he really
Speaker 2: I'm not ready to make a decision. I need to
Speaker 2: see you throw more. And it was just funny. I
Speaker 2: appreciate his care. Let's go bowling.
Speaker 1: Okay, cool, I will definitely go bowling. Uh.
Speaker 3: When you as a person who loves to do activities, yes,
Speaker 3: when you start doing an activity like suddenly you love bowling,
Speaker 3: does that mean you're pairing back on golf? Does that
Speaker 3: mean that you are preparing for winter golf?
Speaker 2: This is like a time management situation. And I, yeah,
Speaker 2: I have been golfing a little less because I've reached
Speaker 2: a point where I've predictably am more consistent. I'm like, okay,
Speaker 2: I don't need to practice as much okay, but yes, I
Speaker 2: am more committed to golf.
Speaker 3: And then does skateboarding suffer a few bowl Yes, it does,
Speaker 3: it does.
Speaker 1: Can you bring your board and do it in the mark?
Speaker 2: You won't when you're done, there's too much oil on
Speaker 2: the lanes. Yeah, they really frown upon it. I do
Speaker 2: like multitasking, but they will not let me skateboard at
Speaker 2: the bowling alley.
Speaker 1: You can't in any way shred inside the bowling alley.
Speaker 2: I can wear skate styles. I did order a shoe
Speaker 2: that might be from a distance confused for skate shoe.
Speaker 2: That's how I kind of keep it in there.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, but you're right.
Speaker 2: I'm like, how am I going to jug all these
Speaker 2: leisure activities?
Speaker 1: I think it's great.
Speaker 3: It's like you're, in many ways, including the glasses holders,
Speaker 3: you are moving into retirement.
Speaker 2: I am, it's just a brief. I might start working again,
Speaker 2: you don't know. Yeah, I have some gigs coming up.
Speaker 1: How is your strike?
Speaker 2: By the way, it is, I have not picketed yet. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and I feel guilty about that. Sure, Yeah. Yeah, it's
Speaker 2: just so hot outcare.
Speaker 1: It's so hot. I feel guilty.
Speaker 3: And I have a full time job that prevents me
Speaker 3: from picketing, and when my friend and John Levenstein legendary,
Speaker 3: legendary sitcom writer Twitter friend, twitter friend, a sitcom writer
Speaker 3: who was the reason you think arrested development is funny. Yes,
Speaker 3: in my opinion, all those lines that were written for.
Speaker 1: What is her name?
Speaker 2: With the mother the from play Misty for me, I'm
Speaker 2: forgetting her name?
Speaker 3: Uh, Lucille Blue, thank you Annally Playmusy for me?
Speaker 1: Very different. It's those that's all John Levenstein.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 1: In my opinion, I don't have that for a fact.
Speaker 3: There's other writers that probably would work on there and
Speaker 3: go what the fuck are you talking about? But it's
Speaker 3: it's John Levenstein's tone, and that is what he's like,
Speaker 3: and he's so fun to work.
Speaker 1: I worked at Baskets with him. Anyhow. He called me
Speaker 1: the day before the first day of striking and was like,
Speaker 1: come on you and me nine am tomorrow at like Radford,
Speaker 1: And I'm like, I have a job.
Speaker 2: I have.
Speaker 1: I don't get to get out of my job because
Speaker 1: of this, I'm doing a different I pivoted. I'm so sorry.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I felt really bad because he goes, oh,
Speaker 3: there's six am strikes.
Speaker 1: You could be going to and I'm like, fuck, god
Speaker 1: damn it.
Speaker 2: Oh if if heat was the issue, no.
Speaker 1: Of having a job nine to five an issue, I
Speaker 1: can just go before my nine to five job, which
Speaker 1: is like, sorry, I truly don't have a bandwidth like that.
Speaker 2: Yeah I should. I really don't have an excuse.
Speaker 1: Will you do it the bowling?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean it's I'm doing non union bowling.
Speaker 1: We're going to be coming up on the abandoned piccklic lanes.
Speaker 2: Oh. A moment of silence, which is always great for podcasting.
Speaker 1: That's why no one talks about death on podcasting. There
Speaker 1: it is un No, that's a graduation.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I have never been there. And it's done. Huh,
Speaker 2: it's done. Oh it's such a nice Oh. No, one's
Speaker 2: going to take care of those ivs got Yeah, it's funny.
Speaker 2: The I did want to be silent as we went past.
Speaker 2: It isn't that once once you say it out loud,
Speaker 2: there is something to be said for I guess I'm
Speaker 2: more superstitious than I've let on. Because there was a
Speaker 2: snowboard camp in Oregon where there was on the way
Speaker 2: to Portland or to the beach, there was a stretch
Speaker 2: of road that was walls of rock on each side,
Speaker 2: and there was all these stories about terrible things happening
Speaker 2: if you spoke while going through this. I can't remember
Speaker 2: the solitude chamber, I can't remember what it was called.
Speaker 2: And we'd be on a bus of snowboarders and everyone
Speaker 2: would be silent. Now I expected one kid to be
Speaker 2: punk rock and yell, but everyone was paranoid. Everyone believed
Speaker 2: in this thing.
Speaker 1: Yep.
Speaker 2: And I was very impressed by that because it's all young,
Speaker 2: crazy snowboarder kids. Yeah, let's respect the gods of this
Speaker 2: walled tradition?
Speaker 3: Is that the one that I feel like I've driven
Speaker 3: through that because my exes from up there. Yeah, and
Speaker 3: it's because the crew that blew the dynamite through that
Speaker 3: rock like a bunch of uh, I don't know, is
Speaker 3: that miners. Yeah, they got killed because of it or
Speaker 3: something along those lines, most.
Speaker 2: Of them under eighteen. I think I think that you're right.
Speaker 1: That is I get it.
Speaker 2: I think that's exactly what it was. That was the story.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was.
Speaker 3: There was a mass death as opposed to you don't
Speaker 3: have to respect a bowling.
Speaker 2: Out the right, right, you don't have to nothing terrible
Speaker 2: happened there. Yeah, I have to get my reasons straight.
Speaker 2: It's just a closed business.
Speaker 1: It's not. No one lost their life fingers crossed.
Speaker 2: But livelihoods. Think of the pro shop that that that
Speaker 2: was his last thing so in his career.
Speaker 1: Just tragic.
Speaker 2: Yeah, a moment of silence for that is what I meant.
Speaker 1: Are you worried about global warming? That was my Jimmy
Speaker 1: Glick transition.
Speaker 2: That when we when someone said there's going to be
Speaker 2: a hurricane here, and this was a couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 2: But uh, I was like, it's just going to rain,
Speaker 2: and that's really what it did where I live. But
Speaker 2: when at the very beginning of it, when it's like, okay,
Speaker 2: the hurricane starts now and there was an earthquake, Yeah,
Speaker 2: I was like, okay, this is all connected. This is
Speaker 2: thanks a lot Al Gore right, Yes, for sure, but
Speaker 2: I don't know if they were connected. But man, it
Speaker 2: was a scary day.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was.
Speaker 2: I didn't go out. Were you out in it? Did you?
Speaker 1: I stayed in Pedlama because of the news of it,
Speaker 1: so I was just up. I stayed up.
Speaker 3: I went up for my sister's birthday at the beginning
Speaker 3: of the month, and then that rolled around and I was.
Speaker 1: Like, I don't have to go home. Oh there's the
Speaker 1: dogs are with me. There's no reason.
Speaker 3: And so Brandy was like, hey, do you want me
Speaker 3: to go like put your this umbrellas? You want me
Speaker 3: to put them down on the ground, like if something
Speaker 3: crazy happens where I'm like, oh, thank you so much.
Speaker 2: Oh that those would have blown into the canyon.
Speaker 1: Or into the windows or whatever.
Speaker 2: But someone's teeth.
Speaker 1: Nothing.
Speaker 3: I mean, there's so many things into the pool, but none,
Speaker 3: None of that happened. But it was that kind of
Speaker 3: like what what are How do we prepare for a
Speaker 3: thing that no one has any experience with.
Speaker 2: I even did a little Uh. I went and got
Speaker 2: stockpiled some things. Oh good, I got some toilet paper
Speaker 2: and water.
Speaker 1: Good.
Speaker 2: That's it. That's all I got.
Speaker 1: You were just gonna drink your way out of it.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, But I did not expect. I thought
Speaker 2: I'd be like, ah, this isn't happening. And I've sat
Speaker 2: in my living room trembling all day.
Speaker 1: It's so scary, like it's just a whole knew.
Speaker 3: We know the scary weather things, we know, we're familiar
Speaker 3: with the parameters of those things that come up.
Speaker 1: That hurricane is brand new.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I thought it was something I only would
Speaker 2: worry about in Venice, where and I've experienced this. The
Speaker 2: beach is uphill from where I lived. Venice should not
Speaker 2: been put on that marsh land that I mean the
Speaker 2: ground there is the same as in Marina del Rey,
Speaker 2: where there's like a bird conservatory. That's the wrong word conservatorship.
Speaker 2: A lot of these birds they have to get their
Speaker 2: money from their parents. If you're on a bike and
Speaker 2: you go towards the beach, you're riding uphill for that
Speaker 2: six blocks from where I used to live, and then
Speaker 2: downhill to get home. So if water got over that beach,
Speaker 2: it terrifies me. And my goal is always to take
Speaker 2: the elevator to the top floor of the Hilton where
Speaker 2: there's a helicopter bad I really didn't have a plan
Speaker 2: in Echo Park, I uh, and I am on a hill,
Speaker 2: and then I started to think, what if the house
Speaker 2: that was made in the twenties became some wild ride.
Speaker 2: I mean, it could have happened.
Speaker 3: We've seen so many bad hurricanes from the East Coast
Speaker 3: and stuff that's happened in Florida currently.
Speaker 1: Those last there's one right now.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but there's also that one from like six or
Speaker 3: eight months ago.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: There's just the most hilarious clip of Dysanti's at a
Speaker 3: press conference today that people are kind of like commenting
Speaker 3: on on TikTok and like his robot smile yes, and
Speaker 3: he's standing behind there's a guy giving the report of like,
Speaker 3: here's what's happening. And then there's a guy from the
Speaker 3: army on one side and Dysantis on the other and
Speaker 3: DeSantis looks like he's pouting, and the guy, it's this
Speaker 3: redheaded guy that's so funny on TikTok and he's like,
Speaker 3: this guy hates Florida so much he thought he was
Speaker 3: going to use it as a stepping stone and then
Speaker 3: become the president.
Speaker 1: That's not where can out And now he realizes he
Speaker 1: has three years.
Speaker 3: Of hurricanes ahead of him that he is not into
Speaker 3: and doesn't want to deal with. And you, it's the
Speaker 3: funniest you.
Speaker 1: I'll send you the Yeah. I have to see the
Speaker 1: look on his face. He's just like he's just like sulking.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's really bad at not showing the emotion on
Speaker 2: his face. There's a list of other things he's bad
Speaker 2: at human wise, but boy, he does not have a
Speaker 2: poker face.
Speaker 1: He is a poudy fascist for sure, there's no denying it.
Speaker 2: I would lay down my cards and take all his money.
Speaker 2: I don't know how to play poker. I really have
Speaker 2: no idea.
Speaker 3: The idea that he got into a legal fight with
Speaker 3: Disney and then basically went, yeah, we don't. I don't
Speaker 3: want to do this anymore, and Disney's like, oh, we're
Speaker 3: doing it. Like he thought he was going to like
Speaker 3: fuck around with Disney of.
Speaker 2: Almost the Disney thing again.
Speaker 1: He basically said if Disney does like anything that's pro LGBTQ,
Speaker 1: that they can't do business in Florida.
Speaker 3: And he tried to do something, and of course Disney's
Speaker 3: lawyers are like oh yeah, and then they just turned.
Speaker 1: Around in like lawsuit, lawsuit, lawsuit against the state, and
Speaker 1: Destance is just like, yeah, we don't have to argue
Speaker 1: about this anymore.
Speaker 3: Like literally saying it as if like and that's going
Speaker 3: to call off Disney lawyers.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's like Trump behavior.
Speaker 1: It's wild. It's it's so dumb and crazy.
Speaker 2: Wow. Yeah, I uh, I just I'm amazed at the
Speaker 2: clip I've seen of him trying to smile. People have
Speaker 2: put that against the first time in T two, your
Speaker 2: favorite movie, where Edward Furlong's trying to teach Schwartzenegger how
Speaker 2: to smile, and they like put those together. That was
Speaker 2: a That was a TikTok. I enjoyed quite a bit.
Speaker 2: He does have a robatic robotic it's robatic. It's acrobatic.
Speaker 1: I genuinely feel like the what is this called?
Speaker 3: I was going to say, cgi the navigation, Yes, thank you.
Speaker 3: The navigation has given us the longest way to get
Speaker 3: to where we're about to go. We could have been
Speaker 3: on the one thirty four this whole time.
Speaker 2: Well maybe safety this car is a safety savvy Maybe
Speaker 2: this is the safest route.
Speaker 1: It is safety savvy. This is a.
Speaker 2: Safety savvy car. I find that without navigation, I've been
Speaker 2: doing that to myself, you know, as a way to
Speaker 2: swallow up some of this leisure time. Just get lost,
Speaker 2: see if I can find my way alone. And it's
Speaker 2: funny because we're all rusty at it. I don't think
Speaker 2: anyone like give yourself a few days where you're like
Speaker 2: not going to use navigation and you have to go
Speaker 2: out of Huntington Beach or something. Wow, I just do it.
Speaker 2: You just there's a there's a nautical sensibility that just
Speaker 2: kicks in.
Speaker 1: Do you think you know north, south, east west by sight?
Speaker 2: I never do. And when someone says when you're visiting
Speaker 2: a town and someone's like, oh, just go downtown and
Speaker 2: then go north and you'll find the comedy club, I'm like,
Speaker 2: I don't have a Rambo knife with a compass in
Speaker 2: the stock Who has a compass? And then I realize
Speaker 2: they are equipped on all iPhones. But that's again, everyone
Speaker 2: just thinks you pull out your phone. I want to
Speaker 2: be like David Tell and just have a flip phone
Speaker 2: with alphanumeric buttons.
Speaker 3: I had no idea. Well, yeah, I had no idea
Speaker 3: there was a compass on the iPhone. But also I
Speaker 3: wouldn't know. Orienting north in and of itself is a
Speaker 3: thing that no one's ever shown me how to do.
Speaker 2: Yes, And it's hard in the city because you would
Speaker 2: think the coast is west and it runs north, but no,
Speaker 2: there's so many ethnicity. No, it's all of a sudden,
Speaker 2: you could be going south and you're on the coast
Speaker 2: because there's these nooks and there.
Speaker 1: It's filled with nooks and they are.
Speaker 2: Around the corner from that nook, there of course will
Speaker 2: be a cranny. So you're going you will drive in
Speaker 2: all directions when going basically.
Speaker 1: North on read that out loud, Please.
Speaker 2: Your tax dollars at work. Nohead slow for the cone zone.
Speaker 2: It is slow for the cone zone.
Speaker 1: I stopped on the freeway to make Chris read that loud.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we we almost. Well, you can slow for this.
Speaker 2: Slow for the reading of the slow for the cone
Speaker 2: zone sign.
Speaker 1: Slow for the cone zone.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Someone got together and said that has a nice cadence.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I agree with that person.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was that was a meeting.
Speaker 3: Wells man, check out the cone zone up there with
Speaker 3: all those fire trucks.
Speaker 2: We should slow for it. Let's do it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, right, and oh and cops, cops and fire. What's happening?
Speaker 1: They're blocking off the freeway.
Speaker 2: We should get off circle and approach this from a
Speaker 2: southwest or the boy. I really don't know. I don't
Speaker 2: know what direction we're going right.
Speaker 1: Now from a lefterly angle.
Speaker 2: If I were to guess right now, we are going northeast.
Speaker 2: Would you agree with that?
Speaker 1: My guess is east, Dowe East.
Speaker 2: I almost said do east.
Speaker 3: I think I don't think but north is possible. But
Speaker 3: I'm just thinking of when I look at maps going toward.
Speaker 1: Glenn Dala's right.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, just a right. Yeah, that is a loophole
Speaker 2: actually knowing the geography.
Speaker 1: On boys and girls.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's at a corner. There's a lot of civilians
Speaker 2: hanging out giving it unsolicited advice.
Speaker 1: Here's here's what I think you should do first. That's
Speaker 1: that guy in the hat. Oh.
Speaker 2: I can't imagine having to be polite to them.
Speaker 3: Thank you, sir, thanks for the suggestion. But that didn't
Speaker 3: look fire related. It looked like emergency. What would the
Speaker 3: emergency be.
Speaker 2: I do want to go check it out, but we
Speaker 2: do have a guest to pick up.
Speaker 1: We have a guest that's literally waiting for us.
Speaker 2: As we Okay, we don't have time to do our
Speaker 2: way fired help volunteer work.
Speaker 3: Depending on how how close she lives, maybe we can
Speaker 3: come back. We can bring her by. We can say, hey,
Speaker 3: we wanted to show you this emergency, yeah, and then
Speaker 3: pretend yeah.
Speaker 2: We'll just peruse the chalk outlines or whatever it's left over.
Speaker 1: We'll park and then we'll go talk to those.
Speaker 2: Have you gotten a letter on your door about the
Speaker 2: possible street construction on your street. What do you mean
Speaker 2: I saw chalk lines. I think they're about to dig
Speaker 2: up your hall street.
Speaker 3: Oh yes, I got that notification. That notification came a
Speaker 3: month ago basically, and you.
Speaker 2: Didn't even need it because I just told you. It's
Speaker 2: happy true. Yeah, it's all marked off. They're gonna dig
Speaker 2: a trench yep, serpentine trench down your entire street yep,
Speaker 2: all the way down to the vape shop. They so
Speaker 2: you gotta get toilet paper and water.
Speaker 3: Well, there was when the when that notification first was
Speaker 3: on my door. They were the notification was we're turning
Speaker 3: off your water tomorrow. And I was like, that sucks.
Speaker 3: So I did the whole thing of like preparing beforehand
Speaker 3: and taking a shower and doing all these things, and yeah,
Speaker 3: filling containers up with water in case I needed to
Speaker 3: water up plant or wash my hant whatever.
Speaker 1: It was off for like two minutes.
Speaker 3: And now it's just been the slow accumulation of like
Speaker 3: small cat equipment like diggers and drillers, and but they're
Speaker 3: mini size. They're like the urban version where it's like
Speaker 3: a very small back ho but it says.
Speaker 2: Like the rambler on the back or something. They have
Speaker 2: little nicknames. Yeah, yeah, I miss uh operating that kind
Speaker 2: of equipment. Did you do that for a while at
Speaker 2: a ski area? Yes, Uh, in the summertime. We would
Speaker 2: work up there to get our passes for the winter,
Speaker 2: and a lot of it was outdated but backos, mostly trucks,
Speaker 2: but just going up a mountain road. Yeah, cracking the
Speaker 2: axle because I was hot dogging, uh, and then acting like,
Speaker 2: oh no, what did you do when my boss got
Speaker 2: in the truck and the wheel wouldn't turn. I'm like,
Speaker 2: you just did that. He's like, damn it, I broke
Speaker 2: the axle. I've stayed quiet about it until now.
Speaker 1: How many years has it been.
Speaker 2: I broke the axle on the war Pig.
Speaker 1: The war Pig two years ago?
Speaker 2: It was the second war Pig. Sorry, Pat, it's manager
Speaker 2: at Snowball Ski Area. I broke the axle.
Speaker 1: Montana's best and I'm the one that did.
Speaker 2: In your whiskey, Oh, he caught us. He caught us
Speaker 2: in his apartment which was right at the base of
Speaker 2: the the ski lodge, and we went in there looking
Speaker 2: for him, and then there was whiskey on like his table,
Speaker 2: and I jokingly took a swig and he walked in. Oh,
Speaker 2: I wasn't trying to get dry, so trying to make
Speaker 2: my friend laugh that I worked with, and uh, he
Speaker 2: was mad and I didn't get fired. And the next
Speaker 2: weekend when we went up there to work, he said, hey,
Speaker 2: I don't want to because it wasn't you guys. You
Speaker 2: guys are good workers. But I caught someone. He was
Speaker 2: just saying it right to my face. I caught someone
Speaker 2: in my apartment and they were drinking my whiskey, and
Speaker 2: I just want you guys to know, like, don't go
Speaker 2: in my apartment. I know it wasn't you guys. And
Speaker 2: I just wanted to be like, oh, you don't remember
Speaker 2: who it was. I think it was because of that whiskey.
Speaker 1: Oh shit, Wait a second.
Speaker 3: I thought he was doing the ultimate, the ultimate passive
Speaker 3: a girl if get guilt trip.
Speaker 2: I would have thought that too, but he wasn't that
Speaker 2: high functioning.
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, yeah, because I told you the time
Speaker 3: that I stole. I had a job in Sacramento at
Speaker 3: a cafe. I stole twenty dollars. Oh I do and
Speaker 3: rationalized it, and then the manager very masterfully was like,
Speaker 3: I think it's the cleaning guy and his son, and
Speaker 3: I like, I wanted to throw up immediately and basically
Speaker 3: got to learn the first time I ever stole like that,
Speaker 3: going like, they barely pay me, I need deer money
Speaker 3: and rationalizing could actually impact someone else's life.
Speaker 1: And I know for a fact that guy knew he
Speaker 1: knew it was me. Who else could it be? Yeah,
Speaker 1: how would it be the cleaning guy? It was not
Speaker 1: the cleaning guy.
Speaker 2: That's great. That is that is not to bring it
Speaker 2: up again, but that's that happens many times. On Golden Girls.
Speaker 2: They have some sort of a scam. They're always getting
Speaker 2: some item for auction miter because they know what it's worth,
Speaker 2: and then they go and and by the end of
Speaker 2: it they have this this this conscience that makes them
Speaker 2: not go through with it. Yeah, they give it to
Speaker 2: homeless people or something. That's three different episodes. I've really
Speaker 2: been loving that show. It's so good, but everyone loved
Speaker 2: it already.
Speaker 3: Have you watched a live version? No, I am not
Speaker 3: with Sam Pancake and Drew DROGI.
Speaker 2: No, yeah, that's that was just like last year.
Speaker 3: I got to see it and our right now, well
Speaker 3: not the second because she's in the Italian, uh, the
Speaker 3: Italian Thank you, the Italian Riviera. But our newest podcast,
Speaker 3: Ghosted by ros Hernandez. Ros Hernandez actually was playing Roath
Speaker 3: standing in for Drew DROGI I.
Speaker 2: Believe, yeah, I remember her talking about that.
Speaker 1: Oh right right, yeah, yeah, that's but that live show.
Speaker 3: You would if you're loving the TV show, then the
Speaker 3: live show is going to be this next level.
Speaker 1: You know. It's like, if you love dancing, you're gonna
Speaker 1: love Burning Man type of show, right right.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I really had no idea how every episode has
Speaker 2: a heart wrenching they deal with topics that no show
Speaker 2: was dealing with at the time. I'm just so impressed.
Speaker 2: I was looking at the writers, everything they've done. Christopher Lloyd,
Speaker 2: no relation to the actor Christopher Lloyd. All the best
Speaker 2: episodes have his name on.
Speaker 1: Oh it's not a relation to him.
Speaker 2: No, No, there's another Christopher Lloyd that's a writer of
Speaker 2: all things good wow, and that he was a kid
Speaker 2: when he was writing on that show. But it is, Yeah,
Speaker 2: some of the best TV writing ever.
Speaker 1: I want. I think I wonder if John Levenstein also
Speaker 1: wrote on that.
Speaker 2: Better than Cheers and I don't say that, Oh, are
Speaker 2: you serious? I really think it's better than Cheers.
Speaker 1: That's crazy.
Speaker 2: And I've been watching Cheers and Frasier just to get
Speaker 2: just to see if I'm going crazy. It's better.
Speaker 1: Well, okay, and.
Speaker 2: Livery might have to be.
Speaker 1: Arthur.
Speaker 2: When she says a line, she looks off in the distance. Yeah,
Speaker 2: every time, And it gets me every time she looks
Speaker 2: off in the distance and then back at someone else
Speaker 2: in the room, and I'm I laugh hard, like I
Speaker 2: just watched someone slip and fall.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's well, she's like such a stage actress.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Ooh, I'm so excited that she lives so close to
Speaker 3: one of our favorite starbucks.
Speaker 2: Oh good, I was gonna say, are we gonna, oh yeah,
Speaker 2: we got her. Oh we're gonna, oh we gotta but.
Speaker 3: Uh yeah, be Arthur's whole thing. Did you ever watch
Speaker 3: her show mod That was her show in the seventies.
Speaker 2: I know of it, but no, I think my grandma
Speaker 2: just would have it on and I appreciated it more
Speaker 2: than anything else she is watching.
Speaker 3: It's more it's more Norman Leary, so it's more like
Speaker 3: Archie Bunker where it has these big themes and all
Speaker 3: that kind of stuff.
Speaker 1: But it was She's just incredible. She's like.
Speaker 3: I've been watching that woman since I feel like I
Speaker 3: was born, and she just like the idea that it
Speaker 3: was like a woman who kind of talks like this,
Speaker 3: who gets her say and isn't gonna whatever, like the
Speaker 3: idea that the Arthur just like held that up for fifty.
Speaker 2: Years in a way. No one can't. No one else
Speaker 2: can get mad and yell at her friend and slut
Speaker 2: shame her roommate in a way, and it'd be like, Oh,
Speaker 2: she's kidding, and no one's gonna get mad. It's just
Speaker 2: she's so good at being mean in a likable way.
Speaker 2: I don't think anyone can do it like she could.
Speaker 2: Has she passed? Right?
Speaker 1: I think she did shit. I think they all they're
Speaker 1: all gone. God damn it, I took the wrong turn.
Speaker 2: I've become fans right when the person's.
Speaker 3: Gone, I know, right when you lose them. But no,
Speaker 3: she was so goddamn good, so funny, I mean, like
Speaker 3: next level funny.
Speaker 2: And in the end of her life was going on
Speaker 2: tour and doing stand up basically, right, is that true? Yeah,
Speaker 2: like storytelling. Pretty recently was doing what I would call
Speaker 2: stand up, but I'm sure it was called a one
Speaker 2: woman show.
Speaker 1: Are you thinking of Elaine Stretch?
Speaker 2: I don't know Elaine.
Speaker 3: She did you watch thirty Rock? Yes, Alec Baldwynn's mother.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, she's great. Yeah no, no, b b was
Speaker 2: doing stage wow later on. It's great.
Speaker 3: That makes sense. Yeah, that makes sense for her and
Speaker 3: what she's about.
Speaker 2: And she's very tall.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she is a handsome woman.
Speaker 2: She has a very handsome and all the fashions on
Speaker 2: that show. I'll stop after this, but she had like
Speaker 2: cool purple and silver like blazer vests and like space
Speaker 2: businesswere like like like more forward than any of Hillary
Speaker 2: Clinton's smart suits. It's just she's got cool clothes.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's great. That's great. It's great.
Speaker 1: Here we are.
Speaker 2: How was your vacation you're visiting.
Speaker 3: You've visited home, visited and visited some more. It was
Speaker 3: very fun. I watched my niece play volleyball a lot,
Speaker 3: which was really fun because she's good. Her team, like
Speaker 3: the season had just started and they played a bunch
Speaker 3: of games and just got better every game. And I
Speaker 3: just love it because Noura's very good at volleyball, but
Speaker 3: she's like she's not the bumper, the setter or the spiker.
Speaker 3: She's the person that if somebody on the other team
Speaker 3: spikes it over the net, she will get under it
Speaker 3: and make sure it doesn't hit the ground. So she's like,
Speaker 3: I mean, she can do all those other things, but
Speaker 3: she's like this very She's like, no matter how hard
Speaker 3: they hit it, she'll return it.
Speaker 1: In a way that like a lot. It's like, how
Speaker 1: did she just do that? It's really exciting.
Speaker 2: And it's indoor. It's like a hardwood floor, right. Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: and she's diving onto that floor.
Speaker 1: Oh yes, to get these yep.
Speaker 2: Wow, that's not It's great I've ever been able to do.
Speaker 3: She's really good at it, and her team just won
Speaker 3: a tournament, which was really fun.
Speaker 1: It's just you know, it's fun to win.
Speaker 2: Yeah. And the whole time you're watching, you're like, I
Speaker 2: heard my blood is coursing.
Speaker 1: Through her vands. This is my blood. It's I always
Speaker 1: watch and then just go.
Speaker 3: I was so terrible at volleyball and yet insisted upon playing.
Speaker 3: And it would be the kind of thing where somebody
Speaker 3: would hit the ball and I would act like I
Speaker 3: was going to go get it, and then at the
Speaker 3: last second changed my mind and be like, m.
Speaker 2: I'm afraid that's how I was with Little League in there.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, that's too much to ask in here?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think here?
Speaker 1: Oh sorry, sorry, sorry we did.
Speaker 2: We're new, we're new to hear. Just went on her
Speaker 2: forehead and frustration.
Speaker 1: I can't really go backwards.
Speaker 2: Well I guess we blew it. Sorry sorry, Yeah, it's
Speaker 2: very upset.
Speaker 1: So what get a different apartment? Then? That was crazy?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's if you have a do not enter sign,
Speaker 2: maybe don't put it all way when you can only
Speaker 2: read it when you're already in the driveway. Right, it
Speaker 2: should be out.
Speaker 1: I guess it should be out and red, and.
Speaker 2: I guess I'm wanting it to be dangling from some
Speaker 2: sort of a you know, crane.
Speaker 3: Well, also, that's not really a street. Yeah, this should
Speaker 3: be telling me to go where I am right now, right,
Speaker 3: don't go in here, don't get caught up.
Speaker 2: I guess that that first one was the inny and
Speaker 2: we went in the audience. Oh yeah, yeah, not to
Speaker 2: bring anatomy talk.
Speaker 1: Well, well wut our apologies all around to everybody that
Speaker 1: lives here.
Speaker 2: Now, that is a curious see that car that you
Speaker 2: could see from a mile away, What a curious choice.
Speaker 1: What is that puce, the magenta one.
Speaker 2: It is magenta. It is outrageous.
Speaker 1: Oh fucking rageous.
Speaker 2: That's the kind of car where it's like, well, now
Speaker 2: I have to paint my house because I can't have
Speaker 2: this out in front of my tan and brown house.
Speaker 3: You know, it's something you could look out for. Now
Speaker 3: you're gonna start noticing cars that color because my friend,
Speaker 3: uh oh, you know, Zachnoy Towers, he has a very
Speaker 3: electric blue car and he made a joke to me
Speaker 3: about it one time.
Speaker 1: Whatever.
Speaker 3: It was just like this crazy car and this crazy
Speaker 3: color or whatever. And then the next day I saw
Speaker 3: one where I'm like.
Speaker 1: Oh, there he is. And then it's like, oh no,
Speaker 1: this is just one of the colors they make cars.
Speaker 2: Now, Oh yeah, it's not. He didn't have it, like.
Speaker 1: No special, it's not custom.
Speaker 2: Now, oh yeah, that's god. That looks custom. Hi. I
Speaker 2: really will be amazed if I see another car that color.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna let it go.
Speaker 3: Okay, put it to the back of your mind mm hmm,
Speaker 3: but pay attention when it comes back up to the
Speaker 3: front of your mind.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, that's how it is. It's just like cooking.
Speaker 2: The back burner isn't permanent. It's gonna come up at
Speaker 2: some point in form of scalding water.
Speaker 5: Hi.
Speaker 2: You've seen her at clubs and colleges throughout the country.
Speaker 1: Hy. How's it going?
Speaker 2: Hector writer comedian Brothy Gofta is in the car.
Speaker 1: Thank you? Hi? Hi, how are you? Oh, I'm good.
Speaker 1: How are you guys?
Speaker 2: Good to see it? It's been almost a year. Yeah,
Speaker 2: we've changed the format of the show a little bit.
Speaker 2: I think you've noticed where you're You're just gonna have
Speaker 2: to look at the backs of our heads the opposite
Speaker 2: of zoom.
Speaker 5: You guys did face away when we zoomed.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's just so yeah, like a sinister, sinister movie. Yeah,
Speaker 3: we're both haunted.
Speaker 2: Yes, I slowly rotated and petted a cat that was
Speaker 2: in my lap.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and it.
Speaker 1: Was just your head rotating. Brotie.
Speaker 3: We just really pissed off one of your neighbors by
Speaker 3: going in the exit of your complex or whatever.
Speaker 1: That Oh yeah, that area.
Speaker 3: We did the exactly wrong thing and someone had to
Speaker 3: wait thirty seconds and they were not happy about it.
Speaker 5: Okay, we should probably go back and apologize.
Speaker 1: Okay, I did, I did.
Speaker 2: I had a feeling that people in that community talk.
Speaker 1: You got to take care of it right now.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's why we met you around the corner because
Speaker 2: we didn't want this coming back.
Speaker 1: To Literally, I was like, I got to get out
Speaker 1: of this area. The vibes are off.
Speaker 2: Yeah the minute we were and you really have to
Speaker 2: pull in to see the multiple do not enter signs
Speaker 2: when it's already too late. But the men we were there,
Speaker 2: her hand went to her head.
Speaker 3: She was just like, I can't believe I'm dealing with
Speaker 3: this again. Have you experienced people doing this and blocking
Speaker 3: the way?
Speaker 5: I have not experienced it, but I also I probably
Speaker 5: have but don't remember because it probably wasn't like like
Speaker 5: hand to head bad for me, But I feel I
Speaker 5: really feel for her. It seems like that's the worst
Speaker 5: thing that's happened.
Speaker 1: I mean, what a life she's led.
Speaker 3: If that's the worst thing that's ever happened in her,
Speaker 3: God bless her.
Speaker 5: We should hear that.
Speaker 1: Maybe like you are, you're gifted and the luck you've had. Uh, So,
Speaker 1: how's it going? How have you been in the past year?
Speaker 5: Good? What have I been up to?
Speaker 2: Give us just a breakdown of the whole year.
Speaker 5: Month a month so September it was my mom's birthday, yeah, no,
Speaker 5: I got married.
Speaker 1: Oh congratulations, it's terrific. Thank you. What was your wedding theme?
Speaker 5: Well, the wedding theme. Actually, we did not have like
Speaker 5: a big wedding. We just had so his sister is
Speaker 5: a pastor and so she signed our wedding papers and
Speaker 5: then we ordered like six different pastas and we were
Speaker 5: just in my house the whole time. We ordered so
Speaker 5: much pasta and then we got super full and mad,
Speaker 5: and that was it was like the best wedding.
Speaker 2: The wedding. So you didn't have a facility. No, the
Speaker 2: wedding was at the apartment. Yeah, that's great.
Speaker 1: And like fifteen people just the two of you, just.
Speaker 5: Like four of us. It was great us, his sister
Speaker 5: and one of our friends.
Speaker 2: Oh that sounds stress free.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it was great.
Speaker 1: That's great.
Speaker 5: It was great. We were so mad by the end
Speaker 5: of the night. It was so much pasta.
Speaker 2: Does pasta Because I'm trying to pinpoint my sudden and
Speaker 2: explosive anger. I do know now that I've stopped drinking,
Speaker 2: a lot of it was alcohol, But I didn't know
Speaker 2: pasta made you angry.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you can get pasta drunk.
Speaker 3: Maybe someone has a gluten issue. Someone in that room.
Speaker 3: Oh maybe that was that. Maybe it's it's probably all
Speaker 3: of us. I don't know where.
Speaker 5: We've got a lot of Something that's nice about my
Speaker 5: marriage is that our stomachs don't work, and so in
Speaker 5: landom yes, and so there is no way to be
Speaker 5: shy in my house. Oh yeah, someone takes an extra
Speaker 5: second of the bathroom. I am right outside the door
Speaker 5: offering Tom's.
Speaker 2: I don't know what more. She wants a complete stop
Speaker 2: before she I'm.
Speaker 3: So sorry I gave I gave the hand gesture while
Speaker 3: I was listening, and she still had.
Speaker 1: To make a big deal about it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I guess I know what's going on, iming on today.
Speaker 3: It seems like everything feels like it's a problem in
Speaker 3: Eagle Rock.
Speaker 1: But yeah, that could just be perspective. So the town
Speaker 1: is cranky, it is, there's.
Speaker 3: There is Maybe everybody needs needs a tombs over here, Yeah,
Speaker 3: needs an app Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well congratulations.
Speaker 3: So did you guys if that was your wedding, was
Speaker 3: your honeymoon that you walked down to seven eleven together?
Speaker 5: Yeah, everything's low key, really low key, and then we
Speaker 5: get mad there. No, we went to Cosamel, which was
Speaker 5: so much fun and it was so nice. Yeah, we
Speaker 5: spent uh like a week there and it was awesome.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh that's a nice long time. Yeah, that's great.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it was great. And it was over like the
Speaker 5: it was over winter break, so it was just like
Speaker 5: really good.
Speaker 2: Weather and you were there a full week.
Speaker 5: And we're there a full week.
Speaker 2: Yet I've been there. I always The only places I've
Speaker 2: been have been like during a stop on a cruise ship. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and so you're there like three minutes, and so you
Speaker 2: don't I essentially haven't been there, but I have physically
Speaker 2: for a moment.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's a lot less than a week.
Speaker 2: Yes, I need to experience.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you you gotta get closer.
Speaker 1: To a week.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and go into the minutes. Yeah, I've done that
Speaker 2: so many places. And you're around the area where cruise
Speaker 2: ships always go, so you don't experience, Yeah, and you
Speaker 2: feel like a bad person. Cruise ships are just always
Speaker 2: parked and idling on a coral reef or something. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: cruise ships you're always on coral reefs.
Speaker 5: There is there a very specific cruise ship that you
Speaker 5: go on, yeah, the Killer.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they always empty.
Speaker 5: The Yeah, the Antia.
Speaker 2: The problem is in the name. You should see it
Speaker 2: coming but yeah, that sounds great.
Speaker 3: Did you stay at a place that had like a buffet
Speaker 3: or food and yes, that's the Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it was like an all inclusive place. It was
Speaker 5: so great, and there was like there was like a
Speaker 5: swim up bar, which was so much fun. And then
Speaker 5: what else, I mean, I saw hovelina?
Speaker 1: What's that?
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's like a it's like if a pig were
Speaker 5: a monster.
Speaker 2: They have like things, right.
Speaker 5: I think, But it was like so the the day
Speaker 5: that I saw the hovelina, we rented like vespas and
Speaker 5: we went all around the island and when we got
Speaker 5: to a point on the island in our like trip,
Speaker 5: in our day trip, when we got to a point
Speaker 5: that was the furthest from any show alter, it started
Speaker 5: just like torrentially raining, and it was like it was
Speaker 5: raining at like an angle too. It was like that
Speaker 5: kind of angry raining.
Speaker 2: And that's whens come out.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well that's when this one did, and ran across
Speaker 4: the street and then like descended into the dense forest
Speaker 4: back from whence it came.
Speaker 5: And at first I like let out a tiny embarrassing
Speaker 5: scream because it does look like if a pig were
Speaker 5: a monster, like I've seen pigs and I know what
Speaker 5: that is, but this thing, it took a second because
Speaker 5: I've never seen one in person, and so it it
Speaker 5: took me a good it took me a good, solid
Speaker 5: second to stop being scared.
Speaker 3: Have you seen that sketch on I think you should
Speaker 3: leave this newest season.
Speaker 1: The Doggy Car? Yes, that's what it's making you think of?
Speaker 5: Oh my god, yes, coming.
Speaker 2: From the bottom bottom job.
Speaker 1: I lost my mind during that sketch. I was just like, God, damn,
Speaker 1: sketch is amazing, so good.
Speaker 5: Also, just the detail of like this guy hasn't been
Speaker 5: able to sleep because a swing dancer flipped his wide down.
Speaker 5: So good, you're really bothered.
Speaker 2: It's a tradition when we're in the car to get
Speaker 2: some Starbucks. Would you like some coffee plastic?
Speaker 3: Yeah, although we have been doing a lot of like
Speaker 3: free press for Starbucks, and then I'm seeing how anti
Speaker 3: union they are, and it feels like you should never
Speaker 3: talk about Starbucks again. Okay, I mean we you know, yeah,
Speaker 3: separate from this moment.
Speaker 2: No, No, we will from now on. It's We're going
Speaker 2: to mon pop. You can find them. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just said.
Speaker 3: There was a whole action that some college students did
Speaker 3: back East because I think it was getting stars out
Speaker 3: of Ithaca. It was the thing I was watching and
Speaker 3: feeling very like get along passionate.
Speaker 1: About, like fuck, yeah, this is so cool. And then
Speaker 1: it's like you literally dedicate time on every one of
Speaker 1: your podcast episodes to promoting this exact same company, fucking asshole. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like it's also separate net zero.
Speaker 5: It's a net zero.
Speaker 3: I guess you know it's hard these days.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, the convenience of it. But from now on,
Speaker 2: we just won't mention where we're going every single.
Speaker 5: Time, exactly bleep it out just to there'll.
Speaker 1: Be like a seven minute bleep in the middle of
Speaker 1: every episode because we still got to get our coffee.
Speaker 2: How about Yeah, when I mentioned the place, I'll just
Speaker 2: swear a curse a lot.
Speaker 1: Yeah, notable. There we go.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like I did on Kimmel when I ate it.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's story. I remember what you're talking about.
Speaker 1: I did.
Speaker 2: Did you notice those guys all the late night hosts
Speaker 2: are doing a podcast and all the proceeds go to
Speaker 2: their writing.
Speaker 1: Is that true? Are they doing it together?
Speaker 2: It is Colbert Kimmel, Fallon and and Seth Myers and oops, god,
Speaker 2: damn it. In the English John Oliver, Wow, strike force five,
Speaker 2: that's called.
Speaker 1: Too much talking.
Speaker 5: Yeah that it feels like a lot of the same voice,
Speaker 5: right one British exactly.
Speaker 2: That's why I'm thinking the whole time. It's like, oh,
Speaker 2: all those dudes talking at once. They're good on their own,
Speaker 2: but all in Unison.
Speaker 3: Can I get a Grande iced mocho with just two
Speaker 3: pumps of chocolate in it?
Speaker 2: And all the Grande iced coffee with the almond milk?
Speaker 5: Oh, I'll get I'll get an ice latte with almond milk?
Speaker 1: What size Grande? Oh? Sorry? And then only could I
Speaker 1: please get a decaf iced pumpkin. I'm gonna do it
Speaker 1: with oat milk? Can we get? Am? Sorry? And what size?
Speaker 1: Do you want? Grande decalfed ice pumpkin spice latte with
Speaker 1: almond milk? Was that it?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: It's bless you can? Is that what you said? Do
Speaker 1: you want whipped cream? No? Thank you? And that's gonna
Speaker 1: be all thank you. I am so sorry, Karen, No,
Speaker 1: don't worry. You know what I should have? You should
Speaker 1: just roll down your window.
Speaker 5: I go back. Should we try it again?
Speaker 2: You want to do that again? But a shorter version.
Speaker 3: I was kind of excited to see if I could,
Speaker 3: because you know, and they're like, oh, you could be
Speaker 3: a waitress if you can remember ten like dishes. I
Speaker 3: literally was like, I remember five descriptors of a drink
Speaker 3: and was so excited regards that was impressive everyone to see.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean my back, I'm sweaty. I'm sweaty because
Speaker 2: of what you just went through.
Speaker 5: I kind of feel like he asked what was that
Speaker 5: as a bit kind of it was perfect timing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's hilarious because I was.
Speaker 1: I was doing this on my fingers. I'm sure they
Speaker 1: could see me literally counting off what I was trying
Speaker 1: to say.
Speaker 2: Of course they can see us. I just now realized, Yeah,
Speaker 2: they have cameras.
Speaker 1: They can see us.
Speaker 2: Oh so if you're making a face or any other things.
Speaker 1: Yeah, or laughing behind your hand like a high schooler, all.
Speaker 2: Translates to spit.
Speaker 5: I mean, or if you just suddenly take your clothes off,
Speaker 5: They're going to see that. They're gonna see it, They're
Speaker 5: gonna know, they're gonna know, and they're gonna have a certain.
Speaker 1: Feeling about it. Oh look there's a spider web in
Speaker 1: my car.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I did isn't it funny that I never thought
Speaker 2: to say anything.
Speaker 1: There's there's one that way, and there's one going back here.
Speaker 2: You are all ready for Halloween, Charlotte, some pig brothie.
Speaker 2: Are you do you care about Halloween? Do you get excited?
Speaker 5: So? I get excited nowaday because I have a dog.
Speaker 2: Oh, and I outfit.
Speaker 5: Love put him in clothes. He hates it, and he
Speaker 5: sort of he has like what he's communicating to me
Speaker 5: when I put him in a costume? Is I thought
Speaker 5: we loved each other? And also just total shock?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 3: What kind of outfits can you remember of like different
Speaker 3: outfits you've made your dog wear?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I've dressed him up as a Teddy bear. I
Speaker 5: have dressed him up as a pirate.
Speaker 1: Do you know what you're doing this here?
Speaker 5: I don't. But I also have friends who are having babies,
Speaker 5: which makes me excited for Halloween.
Speaker 2: Do you have to dress up your dog like a baby? Yeah?
Speaker 5: Yes, because I didn't know what a baby was before then.
Speaker 5: And that's just another costume for the dog.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just a dog.
Speaker 1: Did you know that? A little bonnet on my dog?
Speaker 1: That's so funny?
Speaker 2: Yeah, my favorite dog costume I've seen is just it's
Speaker 2: kind of only appreciated full front hold where they have
Speaker 2: like it was a chucky doll. Oh that you just
Speaker 2: slide your dog dog on the front of the dog
Speaker 2: and he's got a little arms holding a little knife,
Speaker 2: and then the legs are on your dog's actual front
Speaker 2: legs and so as it's running towards you. It is
Speaker 2: the funniest. It's like the simple comedy, visual comedy that
Speaker 2: makes me laugh.
Speaker 5: Whoever had whoever came up with the thing where there
Speaker 5: are like arms attached to the front, Yeah, is a genius. Yeah,
Speaker 5: Like can you imagine if that brain was behind like
Speaker 5: COVID cures or something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, the good stuff, the big step.
Speaker 2: We would have laughed more during those years.
Speaker 1: We absolutely would have.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we just emerge all with little arms attached to
Speaker 5: our arms.
Speaker 1: I saw a thing.
Speaker 3: This might be too dark for this Halloween talk, but
Speaker 3: I just saw a thing where somebody and it was
Speaker 3: on TikTok so Grain of Salt, but somebody was talking
Speaker 3: about how we are talking. We keep talking about COVID
Speaker 3: like oh, it's over or it's almost over, or we're peaking,
Speaker 3: and then we're gonna blah blah blah, and they're like
Speaker 3: every pandemic that the planet has ever experienced has gone
Speaker 3: on for hundreds of years.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, too heavy? No, No, that gives me more
Speaker 2: costume ideas. Yeah, yeah that I've got to buy some
Speaker 2: gore makeup. I guess.
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2: I was going to do another character on a walking toilet,
Speaker 2: but I think I might do You're a grim reaper
Speaker 2: unto the.
Speaker 1: World, some black death stuff.
Speaker 2: Oh, a guy with a sickle on a horse, all
Speaker 2: to have my legs be the horse's legs. Yes, it's great. Yes,
Speaker 2: I'm so glad we got dark. I know what I
Speaker 2: realized is I booked. I'm doing stand up out of
Speaker 2: town and there's I'm not going to dress up for homide. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I blew it.
Speaker 1: Can you hand me my wallet please?
Speaker 2: Yes I can. I can pay for this one. I
Speaker 2: got some cashi. Are you sure my pants?
Speaker 1: Sure?
Speaker 2: As long as they bowling money offended this? Oh no,
Speaker 2: they won't want to they won't want to do it.
Speaker 3: Or they just can't. Like nobody ever wants to break
Speaker 3: a hundred Come on, Grandpa.
Speaker 2: What about these other four wrinkly ones that have had?
Speaker 5: Can you break one hundred and four?
Speaker 2: Callin me Grandpa because of these. In case you didn't see,
Speaker 2: my glasses changed.
Speaker 1: Oh I love it. Break one hundred and four.
Speaker 2: Hand in your in your purse.
Speaker 1: You could have Can you break one hundred and four? Wonderful?
Speaker 2: I also did realize I was going to use that
Speaker 2: one hundred to buy my bowling ball tonight.
Speaker 1: Yeah you say that that's bowling. That's a bowling hundred
Speaker 1: for sure.
Speaker 2: Brothie. Have you been engaging any leisure activities like bowling?
Speaker 5: I haven't really, I I should, you know what. I
Speaker 5: went bowling for the first time, like fairly recently, and
Speaker 5: I discovered that I'm actually very bad at it.
Speaker 1: Oh, okay, it takes a couple of times.
Speaker 5: It's hard, Yes, it is hard. It's not just rolling
Speaker 5: a ball.
Speaker 2: No, it's something I've done because I grew up in
Speaker 2: Montana where there's nothing to do, and in the winter
Speaker 2: time we would go bowling.
Speaker 5: I don't say that funny.
Speaker 2: It is beautiful. I appreciate it now, but when you're
Speaker 2: a kid, it's like, yeah, yeah, the mountains are beautiful.
Speaker 2: You know, you just wish there is activities.
Speaker 1: Yeah, hi, thank you, I'll divvy these out do it.
Speaker 2: Okay now, did you notice that first moment I smoke
Speaker 2: a two pumps now whip, that's nice, that's yours.
Speaker 3: Did you notice that first moment where I was like hi,
Speaker 3: and then he kind of just stopped and stared and smiled.
Speaker 2: He recognized you.
Speaker 3: Oh no, no, no, no, I don't think so he he
Speaker 3: loves you yet.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 5: I congratulations.
Speaker 1: I can't going back around.
Speaker 3: I also want to get married, pasta and go to Cosymeli.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is my big chance.
Speaker 3: It just seemed like one of those moments where it
Speaker 3: was like, if if we were two people in a
Speaker 3: public space, I would understand this reaction. But the only
Speaker 3: reason I'm pulling up here is because you have my drinks?
Speaker 1: Like, what's going on? What are we doing?
Speaker 5: Something interesting that I noticed in that uh Starbucks moment
Speaker 5: was that when he said the price, he asked, is
Speaker 5: that okay?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 3: I was like, did you just get high? What is
Speaker 3: this exchange? This exchange isn't tracking for me at all.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's a little It kind of feels like one
Speaker 5: of us.
Speaker 1: Is in a dream.
Speaker 5: And it's very hard to figure out, and it's constantly shifting.
Speaker 2: I think at some point, at some price point, maybe
Speaker 2: they're trained to ask that this is more than thirty dollars?
Speaker 2: Is that going to be okay?
Speaker 1: Is that okay? Is that what you were planning? Or
Speaker 1: it's like it's twenty twenty three.
Speaker 3: Greekflation has gotten it so that I expect to pay
Speaker 3: twenty six dollars for a burrito.
Speaker 1: It doesn't Yeah, none of this is okay. Yeah, at this.
Speaker 5: Point, maybe he's the guy that controls that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe, and I just approved it for everybody else.
Speaker 1: He's like, well, Karen said, you guys are good with it. So,
Speaker 1: oh my god, that was mister inflation. Damn it.
Speaker 2: You're responsible for the gas prices and everything. It seemed
Speaker 2: like a kid that was in love with you.
Speaker 1: It seemed really nice. Oh well that's over.
Speaker 3: Mister Greenflation works at Starbucks in Glendale.
Speaker 5: What have you guys been up to for the past year, good.
Speaker 2: Question, Yeah, boy, I we've talked about a lot of
Speaker 2: it with made leisure activities and uh and of course
Speaker 2: doing stand up and enjoying that more than I ever have,
Speaker 2: which feels good. That's the only responsible thing where I
Speaker 2: feel like I'm doing it correctly. But the bowling and
Speaker 2: the golfing and the skateboarding. It's like, who do I
Speaker 2: think I am?
Speaker 1: Oh, the skateboarding, Yeah, I've.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and that's the way I do it. Transportation through
Speaker 2: through bullies.
Speaker 3: Yeah, one hand out in front of you, hair blowing back.
Speaker 2: You mean things to the elderly. Yeah, but yes, I've always.
Speaker 5: Done that, just disrespecting principal skinners.
Speaker 2: I mean a lot of that is that nowadays you'd
Speaker 2: be surprised the cordial politeness of the young skateboarder. It's
Speaker 2: it's it's really changed the inclusivity everything. But I old
Speaker 2: school me, yeah, I mean the principles.
Speaker 1: Yes.
Speaker 5: So we went to Santa Barbara, I want, like a
Speaker 5: year and a half ago. And when we were there,
Speaker 5: we were like taking a walk by the beach and
Speaker 5: then and there was a skate park and there was
Speaker 5: a dog skateboarding.
Speaker 1: I mean a dog.
Speaker 5: Yeah. We got mad again, but.
Speaker 2: That was the pasta. Was it a bulldog or like
Speaker 2: some sort of a.
Speaker 5: Yes, I think it was a bulldog.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they for whatever reason, those breeds want to get
Speaker 2: on a skateboard. I'll be crazy, and they enjoy it.
Speaker 2: And I swear at first they're trying to bite it
Speaker 2: and they're mad that it's rolling on its own and
Speaker 2: then they stand on it and they're like, oh, I
Speaker 2: get it, and then they I've seen so many skateboarding bulldogs.
Speaker 2: It was like a guy with a kite while rollerblading
Speaker 2: in Venice. It was that common to see a skateboarding
Speaker 2: bull dog. Multiple that's okay.
Speaker 5: I don't think it should happen.
Speaker 2: I have mixed feelings about it too. It borders on abuse,
Speaker 2: but on the skateboard of the yeah, like they could
Speaker 2: get hurt. Yeah, I'm yeah.
Speaker 5: I mean, here's the thing. It's obviously awesome to watch.
Speaker 2: Mm hmm.
Speaker 5: It's objectively so funny to see a dog do a
Speaker 5: person thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it.
Speaker 5: Does make me think like maybe that that dog was
Speaker 5: a person like an hour ago and something happened.
Speaker 2: Right There was a lamp, there was round, Yeah, there's
Speaker 2: a spell.
Speaker 1: Yeah that was cast.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, But you don't feel that way about costumes for dogs,
Speaker 3: which is an interesting delineation. Do you know anything about
Speaker 3: what the difference is.
Speaker 2: It's controversial. I wasn't going to hold a mirror.
Speaker 1: Like getting into her face, and I'm I'm being good
Speaker 1: cop right now.
Speaker 2: I'm like, it's nothing like that cop. I'm not just
Speaker 2: that turn on the bright.
Speaker 5: Lights and one of you is just telling it like
Speaker 5: it is. I guess it's for me. The difference is
Speaker 5: that I am in control when it comes to the costume,
Speaker 5: and I don't like that this little bulldog seems to
Speaker 5: know how to steer.
Speaker 2: Yeah. It's when I was sent to hang out with
Speaker 2: a bunch of skateboarding bulldogs. They were training to be
Speaker 2: on a Rose Bowl parade float. They yes, and they
Speaker 2: stood at the top of this slide so it was
Speaker 2: made to look like snow and they would go down
Speaker 2: on these little surfboards down a slide. They were so
Speaker 2: I expected it to be like a weird form of abuse,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, they don't. There's no way they want
Speaker 2: to do this. They were freaking out and their balance.
Speaker 2: There's something about a dog wants to figure out how
Speaker 2: to balance, and they're like they see that challenge.
Speaker 1: Sorry, it's okay.
Speaker 2: They don't know they're doing the human activity of skateboarding
Speaker 2: or whatever. They just like, oh, I can stand on
Speaker 2: this without falling. Yeah, I see what the what the
Speaker 2: mission is and I loved it. I and I think
Speaker 2: they liked it. But you're right, how can we know
Speaker 2: there's not just a teenage human in their body.
Speaker 5: Do you think dogs watch TV?
Speaker 1: Uh? Yes, you dog does. As a as a dog owner,
Speaker 1: my thing is this, I feel like I don't want
Speaker 1: to be responsible if secretly we later find out dogs
Speaker 1: are literally exactly like humans accept their language is blank
Speaker 1: or whatever. It feels like that's a possibility. That wasn't
Speaker 1: a four way stop? Was it?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: It was?
Speaker 2: Sorry?
Speaker 1: So sorry we're.
Speaker 2: Podcasting, or was it or sorry we're podcasting, or.
Speaker 1: We're podcasting and we're trying.
Speaker 5: To don't talk to us till we've podcasted, focusing.
Speaker 1: On anything else besides driving. That's the point of the podcast.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna make a sign that I can hold up
Speaker 2: that says we're podcast.
Speaker 5: Forgive us, We're sorry, dot dot we're podcasting.
Speaker 2: I will come with it next time.
Speaker 1: But so, my thing is like I have a dog
Speaker 1: named Frank that it feels like you could kind of
Speaker 1: put him anywhere, do anything and he would be like,
Speaker 1: I don't care as long as you're feeding me later, yes, fine,
Speaker 1: But my dog Blossom is very specific and.
Speaker 3: Like, this was my favorite thing ever. Brandy Posey House
Speaker 3: sits for me, and don sits for me sometimes and
Speaker 3: she put Blossom in an Adidas tracksuit that was made
Speaker 3: for dogs, and Blossom looked like she was being beaten
Speaker 3: with a pipe. It was Brandy sent me this picture
Speaker 3: and goes, well, I guess we know how Blossom feels
Speaker 3: about costumes.
Speaker 1: She looked depressed. Yeah, it was so funny, and I
Speaker 1: was like, I could have told you that she had
Speaker 1: asked me first. She doesn't.
Speaker 3: She doesn't want to be impinged upon, if that's the
Speaker 3: correct word in any way. She's like, no, thank you
Speaker 3: with your weird human clothes.
Speaker 1: Yea at all.
Speaker 2: But what if you made a costume and you made
Speaker 2: it out of those those vests.
Speaker 5: That are like, oh, like the thunder vest.
Speaker 2: Yeah, thunder vest. Oh, so it's like it gives that.
Speaker 2: And the same thing with me with a beaded autism
Speaker 2: blanket when I put it on my chest and I'm like, well,
Speaker 2: nothing's going to go wrong in the world if I
Speaker 2: have this on me. There's got to be a way. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: I've invented a few things. Yeah, you signs you show
Speaker 2: up in traffic we're podcasting, or learn to merge or
Speaker 2: that was my fault. It would be fun. You hold
Speaker 2: it up. You don't have to make contact. It's a
Speaker 2: great I'm gonna make those. I just invented that. But yeah,
Speaker 2: thunder costumes if you I mean, I don't. I'm not
Speaker 2: pitching to Shark Tank right now. But do you both
Speaker 2: agree it's a good idea.
Speaker 5: Look, I have a little seed money.
Speaker 1: This is actually why we got you in the car.
Speaker 5: It's more than figure.
Speaker 3: But I have to tell you that the whole thing
Speaker 3: of a sign that you hold up. I remember that
Speaker 3: from the eighties it was like a thing you could
Speaker 3: buy at Spencer's Gifts.
Speaker 1: Oh really that you could hold up signs to other
Speaker 1: cars saying like basically go fuckers.
Speaker 2: Well, if I do the research and that would be
Speaker 2: going to one Spencer location and seeing if they still
Speaker 2: have it, can it be my idea?
Speaker 1: Sure?
Speaker 2: Okay? Illustrations okay, yeah, great, like floral borders something so
Speaker 2: it's it's not aggressive mine. Calligraphy, yes, not impact, so
Speaker 2: something that you might as well flip someone off.
Speaker 1: Impossible to read.
Speaker 2: Very ornate Victorian.
Speaker 3: I think Queen Queen Elizabeth just passed by.
Speaker 1: She's just trying to tell me something.
Speaker 5: She's been taken hostage.
Speaker 1: She's not dead, She's in Glendale.
Speaker 5: That's the title of her memoir coming out next next year.
Speaker 5: I'm not dead, I'm just in Glendale.
Speaker 1: And it's her and b Arthur on the cover. Just
Speaker 1: like so we got.
Speaker 5: Jokes my boss?
Speaker 1: Who I think you know Matt Sulmon, right, Oh, yes
Speaker 1: I do.
Speaker 5: He told me about he like, uh, wrote on Seinfeld
Speaker 5: and had a pitch where Kramer invents a sorry horny
Speaker 5: and I think it's a genuinely good idea.
Speaker 1: That's a great idea.
Speaker 2: What's the horn sound like?
Speaker 5: I mean, he didn't make any sound, but if I
Speaker 5: could say what I think it should be?
Speaker 2: Yeah, b oh, because it's going to go more for
Speaker 2: a but that's more like my bad or something that's more.
Speaker 1: Or it could be judgmental of what they just did
Speaker 1: is so lame that it gets that warn.
Speaker 5: I guess the horn to me should feel insecure.
Speaker 1: How about this?
Speaker 3: It would no longer make a car horn sound. It
Speaker 3: would just be your voice?
Speaker 1: Sorry really fat? Yes?
Speaker 2: Oh if we could install that, we should be amazing.
Speaker 3: Actually we should. Now wait, is Matt still your currently
Speaker 3: your boss?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Can we get a check back?
Speaker 3: And then in a year, when you're on the show again,
Speaker 3: we get what Matt's real pitch was yes, as a
Speaker 3: kind of who's right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like a game show, but it'll.
Speaker 5: Take so long year and it's just the one thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I don't like about game shows. It's
Speaker 2: their half hour format. Yeah, this could last year. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I take all a year, then I'd be a wheel watch.
Speaker 1: Do you know?
Speaker 3: Wait, we probably talked about this last time that Matt
Speaker 3: someone was on one of the first people I met,
Speaker 3: and he was the writer's assistant on The Simpsons.
Speaker 1: We talked about this. Oh wait, really a year ago?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Oh wow.
Speaker 3: He was like he was a friend that I met.
Speaker 3: We all used to go to the same bar. So
Speaker 3: I think people that he worked with were probably like,
Speaker 3: I know these other people that are going to this bar,
Speaker 3: and we would all go to the same bar. But
Speaker 3: he was he had just started working on that show,
Speaker 3: so he was like. I was twenty four at the time,
Speaker 3: so he was probably also he was probably younger than me.
Speaker 1: Actually, yeah, just wow, this day in history for you.
Speaker 5: I got I gotta find out what this bar is.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you should ask him. It was pretty insane.
Speaker 1: I don't think he drank though, I don't think he does.
Speaker 2: I first moved here, Yeah, I don't. If you have
Speaker 2: a job like that and you stick to it, there's
Speaker 2: no drinking there. That's what I've realized.
Speaker 3: Especially not on like a Tuesday night, just because you
Speaker 3: went and did like a four minute set somewhere, which
Speaker 3: is how we operated all the time.
Speaker 5: It does comedy does warp your sense of like how
Speaker 5: much people hang out in the real world.
Speaker 1: Yet very true.
Speaker 2: Have you been doing a live performing I have not.
Speaker 5: No, that's my final answer.
Speaker 2: That's quite all right. I feel like that's what I
Speaker 2: enjoy it. And so that's what it's kept me from
Speaker 2: trying to get a writing job, because I when I've
Speaker 2: been in rooms, I'm like, I'm misperforming. It's just part
Speaker 2: of my brain. Yeah, or maybe that's what I know
Speaker 2: I'm better at. I think that's what it is.
Speaker 1: Also, there's this strike. Oh yeah, it's the impact.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I can pretend it's also.
Speaker 5: I would say that the impact of the strike on
Speaker 5: writing jobs is adverse.
Speaker 1: It's pretty well, it's just right there. You can't deny it.
Speaker 5: You just can't deny it.
Speaker 2: Everyone everyone's in agreement.
Speaker 1: This is bad for our jobs.
Speaker 5: To admit that it took me an embarrassingly long time
Speaker 5: to put together that a strike means that I'm not
Speaker 5: going to get paid.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: It took a while, like there was a full I
Speaker 5: don't know, twenty four hours where I was like strike, strike, strike,
Speaker 5: because I was like, what are they going to do?
Speaker 5: Not pay us? And then everyone around me was like, no,
Speaker 5: that's exactly.
Speaker 1: You, No, that is precisely Yeah, that's what do you think?
Speaker 5: A strike is? Like vacation?
Speaker 2: So have you been? Did you save up your money
Speaker 2: or is it it's your husband's still working? Are you worried?
Speaker 5: Well, I will say I haven't been loving the trajectory
Speaker 5: of my bank account, right, because it's tough when you're
Speaker 5: not making money to make money.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's sort of been. That sort of been the
Speaker 5: bind I find myself in.
Speaker 1: Yeah, to suddenly start making money, it is.
Speaker 2: Not making money is the biggest obstacle in money.
Speaker 5: Yeah, when you're spending money and not making money, the
Speaker 5: total number of money goes down, yes, quickly, quickly.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it is a terrible failing.
Speaker 5: But we're like, luckily in a pretty good place with
Speaker 5: their savings and we don't have children who I who
Speaker 5: are a type of person that's really expensive.
Speaker 2: Yes, they are, Yeah, that's what I Any time I
Speaker 2: want to complain about any thing really, be it time
Speaker 2: or finances or anything, I realized I don't have a child.
Speaker 2: I should shut up right now, because yes.
Speaker 5: It's expensive to have a child.
Speaker 1: It's like your muchiest friend, Yeah, will never leave.
Speaker 5: And you think it's not. Oh, how how much more
Speaker 5: expensive can it be? Look at how small it is?
Speaker 5: You know it can fit so many places. There's less
Speaker 5: cloth to make clothing for it.
Speaker 1: No, no, no.
Speaker 2: It's no. It's not based on mass.
Speaker 5: No, no, it is not based on masks.
Speaker 2: There are tiny but great needs.
Speaker 3: Yes, So what have you been doing to fill your time?
Speaker 1: Have you?
Speaker 3: Have you come up with any new or not come
Speaker 3: up with but discovered any new pastimes or any.
Speaker 5: What have I been doing? I've been doing a lot
Speaker 5: of the crossword nice. I mean really, I've been pretty
Speaker 5: passionate about staying seated.
Speaker 1: Nice.
Speaker 5: I've been playing piano.
Speaker 2: That's what I was just saying. That's one of my
Speaker 2: biggest regrets is that I never dabbled with piano.
Speaker 5: Oh, you gotta dabble.
Speaker 2: I gotta.
Speaker 5: It's too light fun.
Speaker 2: It's too late for me.
Speaker 5: No, it's not.
Speaker 2: I grew up with a piano outside my bedroom, and
Speaker 2: that was when I should have started tickling.
Speaker 5: Yeah, king there.
Speaker 2: It was hard to get out of my room. The
Speaker 2: only time I ever played the piano was when I
Speaker 2: stumbling over it looking for my shoes or something.
Speaker 1: Oh were you You grew up a cartoon.
Speaker 2: I grew up in a Hubbard cupboard, in a shoe.
Speaker 2: My whole family in a shoe within a cupboard.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but that's great. Yeah, piano is Yeah, is it calming?
Speaker 5: It is, It's it's nice. It's nice to like tinker around.
Speaker 5: And I feel like there's a lot of I took
Speaker 5: piano lessons as a kid, so I can sort of
Speaker 5: like I'm exactly the kind of good at piano, where like,
Speaker 5: if I started playing a piece in front of you,
Speaker 5: you would have to sort of listen to the rest
Speaker 5: of it, right to the whole thing, but you wouldn't
Speaker 5: be enjoying yourself. But it's like technically, technically, yeah you
Speaker 5: learned that. Yeah, you know, that's exactly where my talent lies.
Speaker 2: I think I'd be impressed because I you know, I
Speaker 2: if anyone can even make like a harmonica sound like
Speaker 2: an instrument, I'm like, well, you're a professional. That's all
Speaker 2: I need to hear is ten seconds something. Yeah, that's
Speaker 2: all I've ever wanted, is just enough to impress people
Speaker 2: at a at a dinner party. Yeah, and you can
Speaker 2: do that.
Speaker 1: I can't.
Speaker 5: But once again, I will say, the people at the
Speaker 5: dinner party are not going to have a particularly amazing
Speaker 5: time listening.
Speaker 2: Are you nervous for this dinner party coming up?
Speaker 5: I'm really nervous.
Speaker 1: Why did you sign?
Speaker 5: I'm trying to back out. I'm trying to back out.
Speaker 1: It doesn't make sense. You're like, not only will I cook,
Speaker 1: but I'll be playing the entire.
Speaker 2: Part, and let me do that. They were just inviting
Speaker 2: you as a guest, and you added all these roles.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and why is it at my house now?
Speaker 1: So weird?
Speaker 5: Actually I did. I did trick myself this year into
Speaker 5: hosting a bachelorette weekend. Oh not for me, but for
Speaker 5: a friend of mine. And I was sort of leading
Speaker 5: up to it and it was super fun and wonderful,
Speaker 5: but leading up the days leading up to it, I
Speaker 5: said to Greg, my husband, I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 5: I'm I think I'm throwing a bachelorette party. And he
Speaker 5: was like yeah. He was like yeah, you said everyone
Speaker 5: can come to California. You said this months ago.
Speaker 1: And you were responsible for the entire plan.
Speaker 5: I was responsible for yeah, like most of most of it.
Speaker 5: But I tricked myself into getting into being in that position.
Speaker 5: I don't know, I guess I guess I didn't remember
Speaker 5: saying any of the stuff that I said, but it
Speaker 5: sounds like me. That's pretty damnage.
Speaker 3: Can you give us like a light example of what
Speaker 3: some of your activity, your planned activities.
Speaker 5: Were on a list of supplies and how it was
Speaker 5: it went great. I couldn't find bachelorette party. I wanted, like, uh,
Speaker 5: bachelorette balloons, but I couldn't find party. City was fresh
Speaker 5: out of bachelorette party balloons. And so what I cobbled
Speaker 5: together for the balloon sign was it's a boy I love. Oh,
Speaker 5: that's really good.
Speaker 2: That was a purchasable balloon. And that's how it was worded.
Speaker 5: Well, I I sort of put a few different phrases together.
Speaker 5: You coupled something together that would then sound like it
Speaker 5: went through Google translations six times.
Speaker 1: That's really good though.
Speaker 2: That's great. That's a nice addition to that. My favorite
Speaker 2: thing always and everyone has done this, but when a
Speaker 2: friend was turning thirty or something. It's getting them a
Speaker 2: children's card that says hooray, horay, you're eight today or whatever.
Speaker 2: It's always a class. It's fun. Yeah, it's fun. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but it's a boy I love. It's great.
Speaker 5: I'm trying to think what the full sign was, because
Speaker 5: there there was more to it that it was like,
Speaker 5: it's a boy I love. It's a happy it's a
Speaker 5: girl happy, yes, yes?
Speaker 2: And then did you buy everything baby blue? Yeah?
Speaker 5: But we it was we had a great time. Here's
Speaker 5: the thing that I sort of didn't I was nervous
Speaker 5: about that weekend because it's like nerve wracking to host. Yeah,
Speaker 5: you know, a bunch of people. But I guess what
Speaker 5: I also didn't realize going into it was that they're
Speaker 5: all adults. So they helped me clean and stuff.
Speaker 1: Yes, right, you weren't alone.
Speaker 5: Yeah, And I was like, I was sort of like, oh, man,
Speaker 5: there's gonna be so much stuff I have to do
Speaker 5: while they just sit there and stare. And then I
Speaker 5: was like, no, that would be like incredibly antisocial behavior.
Speaker 5: And they're all pretty social.
Speaker 1: And how many can we ask? How many people? It was?
Speaker 5: Yeah, it was uh, total nine.
Speaker 2: And most of them came from somewhere else like flu here. Wow, yeah,
Speaker 2: that would add.
Speaker 1: None of them spoke English.
Speaker 5: None of them spoke.
Speaker 3: We're acting like this is like you just I mean,
Speaker 3: it's but it is to me because that kind of thing.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't have the instinct to be the organizer because
Speaker 3: I literally can't be anywhere on time.
Speaker 1: I love to give up, like like a lot of
Speaker 1: those kinds of ems.
Speaker 5: This is why it shocked me that I not only
Speaker 5: volunteered to organize this, but then to also host it
Speaker 5: and organize everything around it.
Speaker 2: Surprises.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was which.
Speaker 5: My friend the who uh you know got married a
Speaker 5: few months later. She did not ask me to do
Speaker 5: any of that.
Speaker 1: She didn't.
Speaker 5: She just asked me if there was a weekend that
Speaker 5: I would be free. Oh and then I said, not
Speaker 5: only that, but we're all going to my place. I
Speaker 5: am organizing. Wow, I'm cooking the whole time. Yes, And
Speaker 5: and then but I guess I was like, technically, don't know,
Speaker 5: I must have I must.
Speaker 1: Have been asleep.
Speaker 3: I'm going to put out a theory and you're not
Speaker 3: gonna like it. Yeah, I don't think anyone's gonna like it.
Speaker 3: But I'm gonna do it anyway because that's me. I say,
Speaker 3: I say it like it is you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're a bad cop, right, I.
Speaker 3: Have to continue that role throughout. Is this person repeatedly? Oh,
Speaker 3: it's that personal honking at that person?
Speaker 2: I yes, I don't know. I always take it personally.
Speaker 1: I know it's intense.
Speaker 3: My theory is that that person you ended up doing
Speaker 3: that for is your most manipulative friend and you just
Speaker 3: didn't see it coming where she actually made it, so
Speaker 3: you had to.
Speaker 5: Say, right, yeah, she just she's so good just to
Speaker 5: ask me, are you free for a weekend?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 5: And what was I going to say?
Speaker 1: Yes? Yeah? Yes, period, No, there's no way.
Speaker 2: Yes Huckleberry Finn exactly. Reference the last book I read
Speaker 2: as a child.
Speaker 5: What have you read, Huckleberry Finn? Like last week?
Speaker 2: Hey, I love the classic, just discovered Beethoven. I did
Speaker 2: you do most of the party in your house?
Speaker 5: Yeah, a lot of it, and then we did we
Speaker 5: had like a day of wine tastings, which was also
Speaker 5: here's another thing is that, Karen, I'm totally with you
Speaker 5: that this was that I love to give up. Yeah,
Speaker 5: I love to I think of myself as like like
Speaker 5: up until the very last minute that I could possibly
Speaker 5: give up. It's all equal chances of me doing it,
Speaker 5: you know, unless.
Speaker 2: You're dealing with a friend who was a master manipulat.
Speaker 5: Who was a master and I wonder if we're even friends.
Speaker 2: She did the equivalent of putting you in a dog costume.
Speaker 2: That's great. And then of course you all went to
Speaker 2: thunder down Under. There had to be sexy, uncomfortable. Hey,
Speaker 2: we all just met. Look at that guy's hammock.
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, I actually demanded that we meet for the
Speaker 5: first time there. I meet her friends for the first
Speaker 5: time there, and for some reason at four pm.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you gotta go.
Speaker 1: That'scheper to get in at hour.
Speaker 5: Yeah, thunder down Under his happy hour.
Speaker 2: I don't know any other names. One in Atlanta that
Speaker 2: I went to was called Swinging Richard's. Oh yeah, but yeah,
Speaker 2: that was That was a daytime visit and I enjoyed
Speaker 2: it way more than until I was.
Speaker 1: And that was pure, that was fully nude, right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's also I didn't expect all of the uh,
Speaker 2: I don't know what you call it, other than helicoptering,
Speaker 2: but yeah, it was. I also had just met I
Speaker 2: went with Apearl Richards and our friend and I had
Speaker 2: met her friends. It's an interesting place to meet new people.
Speaker 1: So what are we doing?
Speaker 3: Look around where it's like, who's gonna actually meet my
Speaker 3: eyes right now?
Speaker 1: To support? But what did you guys actually do? You
Speaker 1: cooked some food? Yeah?
Speaker 5: We cooked. We went to a vineyard and we did
Speaker 5: like wine tastings.
Speaker 2: What's that up in solving? Maybe No, this.
Speaker 5: Was actually down closer to San Diego. Oh cool, And
Speaker 5: yeah that was Randon. We like played games and it
Speaker 5: was a super fun weekend. I was just like shocked
Speaker 5: by myself the entire time because also, I'm not good
Speaker 5: at organizing stuff.
Speaker 1: But you it seems really you are.
Speaker 5: It seems that it's a great passion of mine. But I, like,
Speaker 5: only this past year have started keeping a calendar. I'm
Speaker 5: not an organized person. I'm not like a crafty person
Speaker 5: like I was never like when I was a kid,
Speaker 5: My house never had like pipe cleaners, for example. Sure
Speaker 5: that's like my bar for the craftiest you can get.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah.
Speaker 5: But I anytime I was like I want to do
Speaker 5: art because I'm a child, my mom would be like,
Speaker 5: here's the back of a receipt and like a pen
Speaker 5: that maybe works and that was that those were my
Speaker 5: art supplies. So it's not I have no natural tendencies
Speaker 5: towards anything that for some reason I insisted so hard
Speaker 5: I lead not only be a part of, but lead
Speaker 5: to get way out in front of, get so far
Speaker 5: out in front of like it was it was what
Speaker 5: was this ufront? For?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I mean, what do you think Have you had any
Speaker 3: kind of philosophical reflection about what you were doing?
Speaker 5: I mean, it's it's still at I'm still at the
Speaker 5: questions pace.
Speaker 1: Is this really the first time you processed it at all?
Speaker 1: Is right here?
Speaker 5: This is the most that I've processed. But there was
Speaker 5: definitely there was a moment where I did say out loudly, huh,
Speaker 5: how did this happen? And then Greg had to remind
Speaker 5: me that he was like, you made it happen. You
Speaker 5: actually made all of it happen.
Speaker 1: Were you sober when you made it happen? Yeah?
Speaker 5: Wow, Which is also wild because I can't see myself, like,
Speaker 5: you know, after a couple of glasses of wine being
Speaker 5: like I'll throw your wedding.
Speaker 1: Sure, but.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's there's a sense of accomplishment when it's something
Speaker 2: that you don't normally sign up for which it's why
Speaker 2: I my friends asked me maybe in a band, and
Speaker 2: I'm like, I don't know how to sing. I've never
Speaker 2: done that. It terrifies me already, Yes, of course I'll
Speaker 2: do it. Yeah, And then the whole time, the rehearsing
Speaker 2: in the days leading up to these gigs, I'm doubting
Speaker 2: it and doubting if I'm good at it. But it's
Speaker 2: because after we do it, I feel great, better than
Speaker 2: I would if it was something I traditionally am good at.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Also, I don't know if you guys have this, but
Speaker 5: I feel like whenever somebody like asks me to do
Speaker 5: something outside my comfort zone, I'm always mentally like I
Speaker 5: need to start practicing saying yes more to things. But
Speaker 5: here's the issue is that I didn't ever have a
Speaker 5: problem with saying yes to So this isn't like helping
Speaker 5: me in any way. I'm just now agreeing to stuff
Speaker 5: I don't really.
Speaker 1: Want to do.
Speaker 5: That's funny, Like saying yes has never been my problem.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm always telling myself I got to start saying
Speaker 2: no to things.
Speaker 5: But like mentally because I because I like, I don't
Speaker 5: know c on TV that it's often a lady's problem.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is a real Shonda Rhymes driven mentality that
Speaker 3: I think. Yeah, you're like, oh, I'm also a television writer.
Speaker 3: I should do what Shanda's doing.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I remember listening.
Speaker 3: To her that she has a book called The Year
Speaker 3: of Yes, and I was like, oh, I'm really one
Speaker 3: of the most negative people I know, so I should
Speaker 3: probably listen to that. And then it was it was
Speaker 3: just a series of stories like this, or in my
Speaker 3: mind I was just like absolutely not.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no way, no way, can't do it. It won't
Speaker 1: work out at all.
Speaker 5: But I literally I think a recent thing that I
Speaker 5: said yes to that I like, a friend asked if
Speaker 5: I wanted to like go to a show with them,
Speaker 5: like a comedy show, and I didn't. But then in
Speaker 5: my mind, I was like, you gotta say yes. But
Speaker 5: I've been to so many comedy shows. That's once again,
Speaker 5: it's never this has never been a problem that meet
Speaker 5: any sort of soul, right.
Speaker 1: Right, Get that exposure to the thing that you've already
Speaker 1: been completely immersed in your entire adult life.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, when I say yes, and the times
Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm glad I said yes when I wasn't
Speaker 2: sure it really is only fifty percent of the time,
Speaker 2: so it's not worth it's it's all you can say
Speaker 2: no to everything and then also you'll be happy fifty
Speaker 2: percent of the time.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I think what I need to start doing is just
Speaker 5: thinking about if I want to do the thing or not. Yeah,
Speaker 5: and a little less put a little less weight on
Speaker 5: like the what to saying yes mean about me? And
Speaker 5: what to saying no means? Yeah, I might just be like, oh,
Speaker 5: maybe I don't want to go to this show.
Speaker 3: Everything isn't a growth moment. Yeah, and that's that's kind
Speaker 3: of disappointing sometimes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, ooh, you're Vespa from the cause of all.
Speaker 5: I'm going to see another monster when it's perfect.
Speaker 1: You have any plugs?
Speaker 3: Do you have anything you want to leave us with,
Speaker 3: whether it's a show, you're doing, a thing, you're making
Speaker 3: another party roast?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Do you guys? If you guys have a bachelor or
Speaker 5: bachelorette party coming up, let me know. I'll shockingly be
Speaker 5: the one to take care.
Speaker 1: Of all of it.
Speaker 5: And what's that website I'm opening it today? What do
Speaker 5: I have to plug? Well, there's the strike going on, No,
Speaker 5: keep striking and plum Yeah, and also there's a really
Speaker 5: watch Master Chef Junior.
Speaker 1: There's I have.
Speaker 5: Nothing to do with it, but it's the funniest thing
Speaker 5: on TV.
Speaker 2: Just from the title alone. I'm in.
Speaker 5: I think it's really funny when children are expected to
Speaker 5: do something like an eight There's one clip in particular
Speaker 5: that I really recommend, which is an eight year old
Speaker 5: girl who has made like a steak with wilted mustard
Speaker 5: greens on the side, and she like has a branding
Speaker 5: on it to and I quote, preserve the rusticity of
Speaker 5: a Texas steakhouse. And then these kids they say things
Speaker 5: like that, but then they sometimes cry because they're eight.
Speaker 1: But anyway, I highly recommend it. So that's my main.
Speaker 3: Plum nice one, nice one, good one. So delightful to
Speaker 3: see you. You're so fun to talk to.
Speaker 1: I was.
Speaker 5: This was so lovely.
Speaker 1: Thank you guys so much.
Speaker 5: I always have the best time talking to you.
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