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Speaker 1: Huh, all right, they ask us, Oh, where's my fucking headphone?

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Speaker 2: Hey, you don't have to curse like that, can you be?

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Speaker 2: I still only have one ear? Still one ear? How

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Speaker 1: My head votes are and.

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Speaker 2: Like, oh, it is so frustrating that everything was perfect

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Speaker 2: in this room and all of a sudden, now I

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Speaker 2: so annoying.

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Speaker 1: Your voice is also fucked up, Yeah, because.

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Speaker 2: We did some stupid scream and also my headphones.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I told you everything is always messed up. Now, why

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Speaker 2: are you better? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I'm better?

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Speaker 2: Okay.

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Speaker 1: But I am jealous though, of people so I hear

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Speaker 1: my buddy was at a Dolphins game and just screaming

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Speaker 1: his ass off. But he only he's a manager at Costcos,

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Speaker 1: so so it doesn't matter. You can be horse the

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Speaker 1: next day. I'm jealous of people that can just go

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Speaker 1: to record a podcast.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I agree with you, Like you can go to

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Speaker 2: Vegas and just get was wasted, just three sheets to

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Speaker 2: the wind, But then you gotta go to work on

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Speaker 2: Monday and you can't talk and it's not good.

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Speaker 1: And also, my headphones are making your voice weird as hell.

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Speaker 1: Either your voice is jacked up or my headphones are

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Speaker 2: How bad does my voice dound here?

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Speaker 1: I don't know that microphone sucks? Ass, it sucks now,

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Speaker 1: like it's always been what it is.

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Speaker 2: Oh, I thought it was. I thought it was a

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Speaker 1: But you don't realize. So I listen to you guys

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Speaker 1: in there, this sounds like shit. Yours sounds terrible.

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Speaker 2: Can you do yes?

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Speaker 1: Oh, yes, yes, right, thank you? What are we talking about?

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Speaker 3: Now?

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Speaker 2: I got you?

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Speaker 1: I got you?

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Speaker 2: Well, just you're gonna start it because then I gotta

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Speaker 2: go down sad. I mean just I don't know what

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Speaker 1: Dude, These headphones sucks so bad right now?

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Speaker 2: No, I can only hear you in my left ear.

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Speaker 1: We talked upper management, the brass, the suits and mustaches

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Speaker 1: and the dresses, and she said that our podcast is

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Speaker 1: actually funny. She said the first ten minutes of us

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Speaker 2: Good. Maybe they can get it fixed because we were

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Speaker 2: complaining to be funny, but we really want it fixed.

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Speaker 2: Take that number management mother.

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Speaker 1: Three engineers and one headphone is still jacked up.

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Speaker 2: No, it's really weird.

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Speaker 1: We may have to have that conversation with him again.

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Speaker 1: All right, we're gonna do it live. Arnold. Are you here?

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Speaker 2: Yes, right, I'm here, rebuty for duddy.

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Speaker 3: Sir.

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Speaker 1: You are not in the military, Sir, you are an understudy.

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Speaker 1: You are not my equal. Stand down, Okay, I submit

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Speaker 1: to you. No you don't get back. I'm gonna get

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Speaker 1: in the girl's bathroom. You're a girl. Now get over there.

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Speaker 1: I'm dulling him. Dude. We're gonna do it live. Oh

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Speaker 2: What up, everybody, I'm lunchbox. I know the most about sports,

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Speaker 1: Y'all. It is Sison. I'm from the North. I'm in

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Speaker 1: Seeing that sunset, I have decided the winter sunsets are

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Speaker 2: Every Wednesday night, I play co ed soccer. Oh not wrong, Bet,

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Speaker 2: I love the game of soccer. It's a lot of fun.

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Speaker 2: You go out, you have some competition, you run around,

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Speaker 2: Well, Ray, our soccer team came out first game of

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we won nine to seven, and then the next

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Speaker 2: So Wednesday night we're one in five humpday.

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Speaker 2: I look at the schedule and we are playing the

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Speaker 1: And how's it going, Jason gibbles.

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Speaker 2: You know, a couple of minutes before game time or not?

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Speaker 2: I guess A couple hours ups text and he says, oh, man, sorry,

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Speaker 2: I get it. So I'm scrambling. Gotta find a goalie.

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Speaker 2: You gotta find a goalie. Got to play goalie. Cool?

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Speaker 2: Of those, No, can't do that, But we found one.

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Speaker 2: It was Amazon Prime Special. Boom boom boom.

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Speaker 1: Went on Vanderbilt's campus.

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Speaker 2: Ray, we just started ying, we need a goalie, we

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Speaker 2: They're called condoms. Hi, how are you?

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Speaker 2: So we get there, we show up, We're ready, We're

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Speaker 1: Oh two for one, like every bar.

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, no no. They were like, they'll definitely give

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Speaker 2: So we get out there and we fall down to nothing.

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Speaker 2: I'm like, you've got to be kidding me. I don't

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Speaker 2: Come on, new goalie. Then they score again. I mean

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Speaker 1: Like, guys, listen, all right, guys a shower together. No,

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Speaker 1: I didn't say anything about hit the showers. I said, hey, guys,

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Speaker 1: They got any showers at this park.

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Speaker 2: We're all chasing the ball. We're all chasing the ball

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Speaker 1: You're coaching their asses.

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Speaker 2: I'm trying, man, It is awkward. It is awkward because weird.

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Speaker 2: Well, what would you like to see me do different?

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Speaker 2: Get a new mic, get a new voice, yes, get

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Speaker 2: new headphones. But all right, it's okay, it's okay. Come out.

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Speaker 2: Second half we score three three. Whoa, here we go.

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Speaker 2: Didn't see that one on Sports Center? No, immediately they

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Speaker 1: Come on, mark up, you little up. Okay?

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Speaker 2: Then they score again six ' three. All right, coming

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Speaker 2: back from here we go. Then I get a corner

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Speaker 2: kick and I point like I'm gonna pass it back.

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Speaker 2: They go, watch drop, watch drop, and I kick it

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Speaker 2: right across the goal. Our girl boom. Audrey kicks it in.

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Speaker 1: That's a vet move. The trickeration, Yeah, six ' four.

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Speaker 1: You used to do it all the time about Cony.

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Speaker 1: Hey kid, point left, go right right me, I hit

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Speaker 2: Then Audre she hits it again. Ninety six ' five.

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Speaker 2: Here we go.

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Speaker 1: Upper ninety messy kick bucket. Beckett bend it like.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, where the two poles meet right there in that

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Speaker 1: There right and I'm two sangle.

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Speaker 2: Then James puts it in. It's six six holy, here

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Speaker 1: Yes, I'm on the edge of my seat. Why have

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Speaker 2: I don't know why that saying is, and I don't

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Speaker 2: James again, seven six us.

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Speaker 1: Oh, that's said back in, son of a bitch.

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Speaker 2: Here we go, Here we go.

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Speaker 1: We got this, Oh, come on team.

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Speaker 1: We're leaking.

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Speaker 2: A minute later they score eight to seven.

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Speaker 1: You guys leak like a bad roof.

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Speaker 2: And then we decided to not mark and give him

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Speaker 2: again nine to seven.

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Speaker 1: So we went two on one. After the game, Come on, Sarah.

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Speaker 2: So we lost nine to seven.

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Speaker 1: Man, that's high scoring, new goalie. It's on him.

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Speaker 2: But it's indoor. It's real quick, small field. The goalies

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Speaker 1: Yeah, because then hockey, i'll see a goalie score and

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Speaker 1: it's rare.

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Speaker 2: Ye right then, but this Yeah. And so after the game,

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Speaker 2: I say, I tell James, hey, man, don't worry about

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Speaker 2: smiling him. He goes, I smile when we win.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm hanging up my jockstrap, guys, And I said,

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Speaker 1: it's all right, dude, and it's one game and he goes,

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Speaker 1: I'm tired of losing you tired of the bond we started, James.

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Speaker 2: I said, James, it's all right, dude, it's all right.

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Speaker 2: He goes, I don't. I said, don't you quit on me.

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Speaker 1: And he goes, We'll see come on, squeeze my cheek.

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Speaker 2: So I have a feeling James is not going to

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Speaker 2: sign up again. I feel like this is James's last

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Speaker 2: season with the team.

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Speaker 1: James, don't kiss it tell And I.

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Speaker 2: Was like, dang man, like James, it's we're having a

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Speaker 2: bad season. We've had like three bad seasons in a row.

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Speaker 1: Was it me or you, James?

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Speaker 2: Because losing does get old. And I'm like, hey, man,

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Speaker 2: don't where. He goes, I'll see you guys later. And

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Speaker 2: I was like all right. And then some girl asked

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Speaker 2: Audrey ask him, hey, so, what's the wedding date. I'm like,

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Speaker 2: Black Friday dude in front of Gioda's Park got down

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Speaker 2: No, I did I tell you.

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Speaker 2: Well ups guy. He he works, He lives like forty

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but yeah, that's the thing. That's an update on

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Speaker 1: That's a lazy team.

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Speaker 1: See, I'm not a fan of that. If I don't

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Speaker 2: No. Chucky's effort level would I would say, was ah

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, Chucky. You know, he gets in his head space,

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Speaker 2: I'm trying to give halftime speeches like hey, hey, good

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Speaker 1: Hey, how are you guys on gatorade? What's your supply?

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Speaker 1: I don't know what you got a guinness?

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Speaker 2: I said so festive, kinky, and then ha ha ha ha.

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Speaker 2: Well I did it because they did it an accident.

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Speaker 1: What office humor?

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Speaker 2: But ups he responded, and he said, hell, yeah, look

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Speaker 2: at that awesome team. I'm aren't you, Joe? But still

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Speaker 1: Was he kidding though, because you guys aren't an awesome team.

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Speaker 2: He was taking a dig. He probably saw the score

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Speaker 2: from you know, Wednesday night and was like, damn they

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Speaker 1: This could be a documentary, not testing because it's so shitty.

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Speaker 1: It's such bad soccer, but there needs to be some

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Speaker 2: Though, No, no, no, And here's the thing, it's not like

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Speaker 2: we're terrible.

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Speaker 1: You are.

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Speaker 2: Though we lost by two goals.

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Speaker 1: You got you hanging on for dear life. A guy

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Speaker 1: drives four five minutes to play soccer. Dude, if there

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Speaker 1: was a soccer game playing at my apartment complex, I

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Speaker 2: Okay, do you want to bash on anybody else on

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Speaker 1: I don't even know them. I'm bashing on people I've

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Speaker 2: You want to talk about James how he doesn't even

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Speaker 1: One time you randomly met introduced us to your soccer

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and we're like, who the fuck are these people?

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Speaker 1: And then I met the one dude that gets drunk

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Speaker 2: Sean likes a party.

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Speaker 1: But no, there's ups guy, there's Sarah, there's James, yeah, all.

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Speaker 2: These But yeah, that's that's the If anybody's wondering what's

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Speaker 1: Have I introduced you to my people? Muffy? Uh?

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Speaker 2: Yes, boomer, I don't want to well yes, uh Justin? Yes,

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Speaker 2: Well now okay, did I introduce you to hold On?

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Speaker 1: Hold On? Hold on?

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Speaker 2: Justin was an accidental introduction.

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Speaker 1: He came to the muni no you.

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Speaker 2: We were playing golf and you were like, I'm done,

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Speaker 2: I'm only playing nine. And I was like, well, I

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna play nine. And you go, I'm gonna play

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Speaker 2: Like literally, I just said I'm gonna play another nine

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Speaker 2: and you said you were done, and you're like, well,

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Speaker 2: I guess you're gonna meet Justin so here. And then

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Speaker 2: here's the best part of the whole story. I don't

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Speaker 2: Ray were sharing a cart when Justin walked up. Ray

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Speaker 2: jumped out of his cart and got Justin's you guys.

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Speaker 1: Want to triple up in a car?

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Speaker 2: No, you're gonna roll with me.

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Speaker 1: We gotta go to commercially by this story.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so that's how I met justice.

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Speaker 1: Respectful story to Justin.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but the soccer team weren't shambles and we'll be

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Speaker 2: right back.

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Speaker 1: Ray. We can read them until they're not funny anymore.

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Speaker 2: I still do. I don't know if anybody else found

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Speaker 2: them funny. Ray, I found them funny. So that's all

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Speaker 2: that matters. All right, Go to the Twitter, Ray, who

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Speaker 1: I got them all right here. So this is people that,

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Speaker 2: And the fact that you call it X, I'm so impressed.

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Speaker 2: I still say Twitter when I'm saying things, and I'm like,

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Speaker 2: it's not Twitter.

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Speaker 1: So THEO video editor says, how do you deal with

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Speaker 1: self doubt? And we said, Arnold doubts his career path

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Speaker 1: as an intern Daily. Hey, Hey, the guy's name is

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Speaker 1: Faluso Ali tips on becoming more confident question Mark. He replied,

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Speaker 1: Arnold is a Rosie palm guy. Flossy Filet replied, Hunh

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Speaker 1: Barrick on X goes fools talk, cowards are silent, but

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Speaker 1: a silent assassin, except that one time he had the hiccups.

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Speaker 1: Sore loser show is be yourself good advice, Sobin Samuel

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Speaker 1: asked all his followers, and we go Arnold's mantras, beat yourself. Hey,

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Speaker 1: these guys are great.

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Speaker 2: Brandon Lobo mf's on Twitter, be like, are you breathing?

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Speaker 2: Arnold is not?

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Speaker 1: Spit it out.

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Speaker 2: I'm trying it is too funny, he says. Brandon Lomo says,

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Speaker 2: Arnold is not.

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Speaker 1: I haven't even finished it though.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I'm gonna try it when we're dying from the top.

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Speaker 2: Brandon Lomo says, yeah. Mv's on Twitter be like, are

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Speaker 2: you breathing?

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Speaker 1: You?

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Speaker 2: Put Arnold is not. He has passed, Thanks, and Brandon

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Speaker 2: Lobo went.

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Speaker 1: What shift shift me? A con goes money can solve

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Speaker 1: any problem? Do you agree with me? And we go yep.

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Speaker 1: One time Arnold robbed our program director for twenty dollars

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Speaker 1: at Sorelars your show. Oh my god, some of these

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Speaker 1: aren't hilarious. You just take him or leave it. Ancient

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Speaker 1: Mastery goes cold. Take winner is the best season? We

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Speaker 2: one thing about the world, what would it be, replied

439
00:22:12,119 --> 00:22:18,080
Speaker 2: get Arnold to marry himself? Med Bell replied, bro three

440
00:22:18,160 --> 00:22:19,080
Speaker 2: laughing emojis.

441
00:22:21,160 --> 00:22:25,200
Speaker 1: I got a couple more. Why are they so damn funny?

442
00:22:25,720 --> 00:22:27,520
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I'm loving so hard.

443
00:22:28,400 --> 00:22:31,840
Speaker 1: Kate, this is Kate, Nicole, no idea? Why it shows

444
00:22:31,920 --> 00:22:35,320
Speaker 1: up in our feet again? She goes, something I realized today.

445
00:22:35,440 --> 00:22:39,359
Speaker 1: You can't speed run success. We go correct, that's why

446
00:22:39,480 --> 00:22:43,000
Speaker 1: Arnold still isn't successful. In an intern at Sore Losers show.

447
00:22:43,520 --> 00:22:48,560
Speaker 2: Hey Filosco filet again. Tips for eating more healthy food?

448
00:22:49,520 --> 00:22:59,320
Speaker 2: Reply small bites, and he replied. He relied nice because

449
00:22:59,320 --> 00:23:01,920
Speaker 2: I always tell my kids take small bites because I

450
00:23:01,920 --> 00:23:04,000
Speaker 2: don't want him to choke on food. So I'm like

451
00:23:04,040 --> 00:23:05,439
Speaker 2: small bites, small bites.

452
00:23:05,960 --> 00:23:06,760
Speaker 1: So there you go.

453
00:23:06,880 --> 00:23:08,720
Speaker 2: Oh my god, you got more. This is too fun.

454
00:23:09,080 --> 00:23:14,320
Speaker 1: Colin Ribby cold showers or ice bats? We go Arnold

455
00:23:14,320 --> 00:23:18,080
Speaker 1: takes hot showers and bathes in a swimsuit. Thanks at

456
00:23:18,119 --> 00:23:20,120
Speaker 1: sore losers show? Why are they?

457
00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:22,359
Speaker 2: I mean this.

458
00:23:23,880 --> 00:23:27,760
Speaker 1: Uh talk to underscore communications. No idea who this is?

459
00:23:27,800 --> 00:23:29,800
Speaker 1: But he shows up in our feed? Where do you

460
00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:33,240
Speaker 1: use X web or app? And we go on the

461
00:23:33,280 --> 00:23:44,640
Speaker 1: toilet Mark, Mark Wadsley. If I gave you a million dollars,

462
00:23:44,640 --> 00:23:47,040
Speaker 1: how much of it would you give away? We go

463
00:23:47,400 --> 00:23:53,600
Speaker 1: a million on a tim game parlay. Dude, Hey, X

464
00:23:53,680 --> 00:23:56,000
Speaker 1: keep putting them in our feed. We're gonna keep blasting

465
00:23:56,040 --> 00:23:56,640
Speaker 1: these fuls.

466
00:23:57,160 --> 00:23:59,359
Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know why I think that is

467
00:23:59,400 --> 00:23:59,959
Speaker 2: so funny.

468
00:24:00,119 --> 00:24:02,640
Speaker 1: Well, now that I saw that, you started doing them,

469
00:24:02,680 --> 00:24:04,960
Speaker 1: and yours are just as funny to me, So it's

470
00:24:05,040 --> 00:24:05,600
Speaker 1: motivated me.

471
00:24:05,720 --> 00:24:05,920
Speaker 3: Dude.

472
00:24:05,960 --> 00:24:08,920
Speaker 1: Every morning now I punch in ten before the big

473
00:24:08,960 --> 00:24:09,640
Speaker 1: show starts.

474
00:24:09,840 --> 00:24:13,560
Speaker 2: Big so like us reading them back? Like are people

475
00:24:13,600 --> 00:24:16,000
Speaker 2: in their car? Are they sitting at their desk laughing

476
00:24:16,040 --> 00:24:19,040
Speaker 2: with us? Are we the only ones that find this funny?

477
00:24:19,240 --> 00:24:21,560
Speaker 1: I don't know. I think you have to do what

478
00:24:21,680 --> 00:24:24,520
Speaker 1: you find funny. We're not gonna make every truck driver

479
00:24:24,680 --> 00:24:27,360
Speaker 1: laugh and the tugboaters.

480
00:24:28,200 --> 00:24:29,800
Speaker 2: I mean, I don't even know if lawyers have sense

481
00:24:29,840 --> 00:24:30,320
Speaker 2: of humors.

482
00:24:30,359 --> 00:24:33,639
Speaker 1: They no they don't. But the tugboaters, dude, honestly, what

483
00:24:33,960 --> 00:24:35,600
Speaker 1: are they I just saw one driving down the river

484
00:24:35,640 --> 00:24:39,720
Speaker 1: the other day. They're on only fans, dude. Those ships

485
00:24:39,760 --> 00:24:42,240
Speaker 1: are simple. There's no boats right now in the river.

486
00:24:42,480 --> 00:24:44,760
Speaker 1: It's cold as balls out. Yeah, so they don't have

487
00:24:44,800 --> 00:24:47,040
Speaker 1: to do anything. It's just on an autopilot. Oh make

488
00:24:47,080 --> 00:24:49,560
Speaker 1: a left turn. Oh here's a straight neck. And they

489
00:24:49,600 --> 00:24:51,879
Speaker 1: go so slow they probably end up still going fast.

490
00:24:51,920 --> 00:24:55,840
Speaker 1: But dude, that job is cake. Let us know, tugboaters.

491
00:24:55,840 --> 00:24:57,040
Speaker 1: If it is hard, sorry, if it.

492
00:24:57,040 --> 00:25:01,919
Speaker 2: Is got to worry about, like where it gets shallow deep?

493
00:25:02,119 --> 00:25:04,240
Speaker 2: Is there like a piece of wood in the water

494
00:25:04,320 --> 00:25:06,080
Speaker 2: that you gotta avoid. I don't know how that works.

495
00:25:06,080 --> 00:25:07,200
Speaker 2: If that boat can run it over.

496
00:25:07,359 --> 00:25:09,080
Speaker 1: You know what's bad asses When they're coming down the

497
00:25:09,119 --> 00:25:11,560
Speaker 1: river at night and they got the big ut lights on. Dude,

498
00:25:11,560 --> 00:25:14,640
Speaker 1: they come right through my apartment. That's cool, dude, it's

499
00:25:14,680 --> 00:25:16,080
Speaker 1: bad ass. So, I mean, I don't know. If they

500
00:25:16,119 --> 00:25:18,800
Speaker 1: got binoculars on it, they can see right into my apartment.

501
00:25:20,920 --> 00:25:21,560
Speaker 2: That's pretty cool.

502
00:25:21,600 --> 00:25:22,760
Speaker 1: Otherwise they'll run over shit.

503
00:25:23,240 --> 00:25:24,840
Speaker 2: I didn't even think about that. Yeah, I didn't think

504
00:25:24,840 --> 00:25:25,800
Speaker 2: about the nighttime driving.

505
00:25:25,840 --> 00:25:28,800
Speaker 1: Dude. That's why I always talk about tugboats. They're a

506
00:25:28,880 --> 00:25:31,840
Speaker 1: daily part of my life. I see them every damn day.

507
00:25:32,080 --> 00:25:34,639
Speaker 1: There's at least five that go up and down the Cumberland,

508
00:25:35,240 --> 00:25:39,480
Speaker 1: one going one way, one carrying cole, one carrying wood doors,

509
00:25:39,600 --> 00:25:41,760
Speaker 1: one carrying probably dead bodies.

510
00:25:44,920 --> 00:25:46,919
Speaker 2: Well, I found it funny. I find the segment funny.

511
00:25:46,920 --> 00:25:49,520
Speaker 1: And I don't know she made it, just create her

512
00:25:49,520 --> 00:25:53,080
Speaker 1: own first segment and we might have text from Arnold,

513
00:25:53,400 --> 00:25:55,960
Speaker 1: tweets from from Arnold, tweets from Arnold's EP for it's

514
00:25:56,160 --> 00:25:58,840
Speaker 1: X right, Well, yeah, exactly what do you say? X?

515
00:25:58,960 --> 00:26:01,040
Speaker 2: Is from Arnold? Like, That's what I'm saying, Like, do

516
00:26:01,119 --> 00:26:02,359
Speaker 2: you tweet or do you X?

517
00:26:03,040 --> 00:26:03,240
Speaker 1: Dude?

518
00:26:03,240 --> 00:26:04,960
Speaker 2: That's why do you send an X?

519
00:26:05,040 --> 00:26:07,320
Speaker 1: Don't get me started out how dumb our society is.

520
00:26:07,320 --> 00:26:10,200
Speaker 1: But yes, the microcosm of it is the Twitter app

521
00:26:10,200 --> 00:26:11,840
Speaker 1: and how it switched names and now we're supposed to

522
00:26:11,880 --> 00:26:12,679
Speaker 1: just call it X.

523
00:26:13,680 --> 00:26:16,080
Speaker 2: Well, tell me about how society is stupid. I was

524
00:26:16,119 --> 00:26:17,399
Speaker 2: going to go into some else, but I want to

525
00:26:17,400 --> 00:26:17,639
Speaker 2: hear this.

526
00:26:18,160 --> 00:26:21,080
Speaker 1: The stuff we're going with AI. Now there's AI on

527
00:26:21,320 --> 00:26:25,879
Speaker 1: that are doing the TV news. There's AI pictures, dude.

528
00:26:25,640 --> 00:26:28,120
Speaker 2: There's AI models.

529
00:26:29,160 --> 00:26:31,320
Speaker 1: I get the AI at a fast food or the

530
00:26:31,359 --> 00:26:33,439
Speaker 1: AI checking you out of the groce store. That stuff

531
00:26:33,480 --> 00:26:35,800
Speaker 1: makes sense, No, I hate taking it to a place

532
00:26:35,800 --> 00:26:38,720
Speaker 1: where you can't put the toothpaste back in the toothpaste tube.

533
00:26:38,880 --> 00:26:41,359
Speaker 2: I hate the AI at checkout. I hate the self

534
00:26:41,440 --> 00:26:45,119
Speaker 2: checkout because ninety people don't know how to check out groceries,

535
00:26:45,359 --> 00:26:48,000
Speaker 2: and so the line is super long, and you still

536
00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:50,720
Speaker 2: have to have a cat. Someone come over and be like, oh, here,

537
00:26:50,800 --> 00:26:52,560
Speaker 2: let me help you with that. So why not just

538
00:26:52,560 --> 00:26:54,800
Speaker 2: have them behind a damn register and let me check

539
00:26:54,800 --> 00:26:57,040
Speaker 2: out my groceries at the register. I f and hate

540
00:26:57,080 --> 00:26:57,880
Speaker 2: the self checkout.

541
00:26:57,960 --> 00:27:01,160
Speaker 1: The AI at Walmart, Dude, even work so there wasn't

542
00:27:01,160 --> 00:27:03,639
Speaker 1: a limit, didn't say hey, only fifteen things here. People

543
00:27:03,720 --> 00:27:05,919
Speaker 1: just get in with full cart. Dane, Dan, Dan, So

544
00:27:05,960 --> 00:27:07,920
Speaker 1: we get in with a full cart. Well, guess what

545
00:27:08,160 --> 00:27:10,120
Speaker 1: when you scan it, it has to check the weight.

546
00:27:10,480 --> 00:27:12,679
Speaker 1: There's not enough space to put all your groceries on

547
00:27:12,720 --> 00:27:15,440
Speaker 1: the thing. So I'm sitting there holding it. It's falling over.

548
00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:17,840
Speaker 1: Bay's putting stuff through it. Dude. Me and Bay were

549
00:27:17,840 --> 00:27:20,560
Speaker 1: working a till for twenty minutes, scanning all our shit.

550
00:27:21,240 --> 00:27:23,120
Speaker 1: The other line was very long. This would have still

551
00:27:23,160 --> 00:27:24,919
Speaker 1: been the best option. But dude, I'm keeping it on

552
00:27:24,960 --> 00:27:28,359
Speaker 1: there so it doesn't start making up. Eh. An item

553
00:27:28,400 --> 00:27:30,960
Speaker 1: has been removed, please place it back. You should put

554
00:27:30,960 --> 00:27:33,399
Speaker 1: a sign that says max fifteen items. Guys, if you

555
00:27:33,400 --> 00:27:36,280
Speaker 1: have a full shopping cart, you cannot go through self checkout.

556
00:27:36,320 --> 00:27:38,679
Speaker 2: It is so annoying when you put stuff in the

557
00:27:38,720 --> 00:27:41,280
Speaker 2: bagging area and then okay, I need to move something

558
00:27:41,280 --> 00:27:43,159
Speaker 2: else over there. I got all this stuff, but now

559
00:27:43,200 --> 00:27:44,600
Speaker 2: I have a gallon of milk. I need to put

560
00:27:44,640 --> 00:27:46,320
Speaker 2: the gallon of milk somewhere, so I moved the bag.

561
00:27:46,560 --> 00:27:46,840
Speaker 1: Uh.

562
00:27:46,880 --> 00:27:49,560
Speaker 2: Item has been removed from the bagging area. Item has

563
00:27:49,600 --> 00:27:52,000
Speaker 2: been removed from the bagging area. Well, ges, no crap,

564
00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:53,760
Speaker 2: because usually when the bag is full, you know what

565
00:27:53,760 --> 00:27:56,560
Speaker 2: you do. You put it in your shopping cart. It's

566
00:27:56,600 --> 00:27:59,480
Speaker 2: not that hard. But no, they because there's no one

567
00:27:59,520 --> 00:28:01,480
Speaker 2: there to watch, you have to leave it all on

568
00:28:01,520 --> 00:28:03,480
Speaker 2: the thing. And you're right, it's so annoying.

569
00:28:03,680 --> 00:28:06,280
Speaker 1: And then non ai though, is actually equally as bad.

570
00:28:06,320 --> 00:28:09,879
Speaker 1: I go, so I go into the publics and I

571
00:28:09,880 --> 00:28:11,919
Speaker 1: guess they want you to purchase stuff in bulk. A

572
00:28:11,960 --> 00:28:15,720
Speaker 1: twenty pack of water, slam it, take it, thanks, twenty

573
00:28:15,760 --> 00:28:18,800
Speaker 1: pack of beer take it racket, you slam it. I'll

574
00:28:18,840 --> 00:28:21,080
Speaker 1: go down the aisle where they only sell individuals, so

575
00:28:21,119 --> 00:28:26,440
Speaker 1: I'll get four t's, four aquafinas for sni's.

576
00:28:26,680 --> 00:28:28,640
Speaker 2: That seems like a stupid waste of time.

577
00:28:28,800 --> 00:28:31,560
Speaker 1: It I don't know. I just pick them one by one,

578
00:28:31,720 --> 00:28:35,040
Speaker 1: four of the there's all these different flavors of liquid water,

579
00:28:35,119 --> 00:28:38,560
Speaker 1: so it's like of liquid death boom, the peach ones

580
00:28:38,720 --> 00:28:42,000
Speaker 1: for those for the Arnold Palmers, armless Palmers. So, dude,

581
00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:44,480
Speaker 1: I have a cart of thirty drinks that are all

582
00:28:44,480 --> 00:28:46,920
Speaker 1: individual I go up to the dude doing the till

583
00:28:47,600 --> 00:28:50,200
Speaker 1: and every he starts doing one, two, three. By the

584
00:28:50,200 --> 00:28:56,600
Speaker 1: time he's at ten, dude, he was ready to cut

585
00:28:56,640 --> 00:28:59,800
Speaker 1: my head off. Well, hey, put a sign that says

586
00:29:00,280 --> 00:29:03,320
Speaker 1: don't get these individually or don't sell them individually. If

587
00:29:03,360 --> 00:29:06,120
Speaker 1: it's an option, and I chose that option. I don't

588
00:29:06,120 --> 00:29:09,480
Speaker 1: need your till guy groaning every dude and he's throwing

589
00:29:09,520 --> 00:29:14,800
Speaker 1: them through. Thanks buddy, I appreciate the non carbonation in

590
00:29:14,840 --> 00:29:17,000
Speaker 1: the pop. And then he's got a bag each one

591
00:29:17,040 --> 00:29:19,920
Speaker 1: individually because it's not in a pack. Oh yeah, and

592
00:29:20,400 --> 00:29:23,520
Speaker 1: I hate when they're uh so what sirt? Your ile

593
00:29:23,600 --> 00:29:25,960
Speaker 1: allowed it? So at the checkout. I'm not allowed to

594
00:29:25,960 --> 00:29:28,400
Speaker 1: get individual drinks, so you're just gonna keep huffing and

595
00:29:28,440 --> 00:29:31,720
Speaker 1: puffing everyone that you scan. Cool. Great, thanks, I'm gonna

596
00:29:31,720 --> 00:29:33,280
Speaker 1: tell your manager thanks.

597
00:29:33,720 --> 00:29:36,320
Speaker 2: It is kind of annoying when you had to sit there.

598
00:29:36,680 --> 00:29:38,520
Speaker 2: I don't know why they don't just me like, all right,

599
00:29:38,520 --> 00:29:40,960
Speaker 2: those are four t's type in the number four skin

600
00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:43,320
Speaker 2: at once and it couts four times. That's an AI thing.

601
00:29:43,320 --> 00:29:45,640
Speaker 2: That would speed it up. Well, you can do that

602
00:29:45,880 --> 00:29:48,920
Speaker 2: as a cashier, like when I worked at Sam's. If

603
00:29:48,960 --> 00:29:51,640
Speaker 2: they I when I did work the cashier, you would

604
00:29:51,680 --> 00:29:54,840
Speaker 2: have the little gun and they would pull up with

605
00:29:54,880 --> 00:29:58,560
Speaker 2: a flatbed full of stuff, and realistically we were supposed

606
00:29:58,600 --> 00:30:01,400
Speaker 2: to pull another flatbed and touch them face to face

607
00:30:01,520 --> 00:30:05,640
Speaker 2: like junk to junk, you know, and we were supposed

608
00:30:05,640 --> 00:30:08,479
Speaker 2: to say every single thing off the flatbed, scan it,

609
00:30:08,520 --> 00:30:11,320
Speaker 2: and move it to the other flatbed. It takes a

610
00:30:11,360 --> 00:30:13,800
Speaker 2: long time, and so when you got long lines sometimes

611
00:30:13,800 --> 00:30:15,479
Speaker 2: you're just like all right, and they'll tell you, oh,

612
00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:18,160
Speaker 2: we got four gatorades, so you scan it once type.

613
00:30:18,160 --> 00:30:21,640
Speaker 2: The number four room moves a lot quicker. I don't

614
00:30:21,640 --> 00:30:22,080
Speaker 2: know why we.

615
00:30:22,040 --> 00:30:24,120
Speaker 1: Don't do that. That would speed it up. Yeah, the

616
00:30:24,200 --> 00:30:24,520
Speaker 1: number of it.

617
00:30:24,600 --> 00:30:26,360
Speaker 2: But then the problem is sometimes you miss it, like

618
00:30:26,400 --> 00:30:28,080
Speaker 2: you don't count right, and you just send them on

619
00:30:28,120 --> 00:30:30,280
Speaker 2: their way and they get free. That's why you have

620
00:30:30,360 --> 00:30:32,600
Speaker 2: to transfer every single one. I understand that.

621
00:30:32,680 --> 00:30:35,360
Speaker 1: But the business model it makes sense.

622
00:30:35,440 --> 00:30:36,800
Speaker 2: Actually, no, it actually does.

623
00:30:36,920 --> 00:30:37,920
Speaker 1: Ask Garrett he'll know.

624
00:30:38,760 --> 00:30:41,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, Garrett has a lot. I mean they lose like

625
00:30:41,320 --> 00:30:43,160
Speaker 2: a million dollars in merchandise every year.

626
00:30:43,200 --> 00:30:45,840
Speaker 1: Does he work at a TV Yeah? I tell Beazer

627
00:30:45,880 --> 00:30:49,000
Speaker 1: how amazing it wasn't sorcery store ever, It really was

628
00:30:49,120 --> 00:30:51,120
Speaker 1: just because it was what I mean. So you'd have

629
00:30:51,160 --> 00:30:53,080
Speaker 1: a nut aisle, you'd had every sort of nut you

630
00:30:53,080 --> 00:30:53,840
Speaker 1: could ever imagine.

631
00:30:53,920 --> 00:30:57,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, arnold nut, ray nut, lunch box nut.

632
00:30:58,480 --> 00:31:01,240
Speaker 1: Then they have the meat aisle, all come meat, sausage,

633
00:31:01,440 --> 00:31:06,600
Speaker 1: port missiles, all that Locer meat, yeah, Sodo meat. Yeah.

634
00:31:06,640 --> 00:31:09,320
Speaker 2: They were slapping meats together at the Cowboys game last weekend.

635
00:31:09,400 --> 00:31:11,000
Speaker 1: It was pretty ugly the Facebook.

636
00:31:11,080 --> 00:31:13,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, I saw him post video and Locer and Soda

637
00:31:14,560 --> 00:31:17,040
Speaker 2: hammered cheering on the Cowboys thinking they're the greatest team

638
00:31:17,040 --> 00:31:17,720
Speaker 2: in the world, and.

639
00:31:17,640 --> 00:31:21,080
Speaker 1: It's like we united you guys, thanks for the shout outs.

640
00:31:21,160 --> 00:31:22,959
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean it's pretty cool to see it, is

641
00:31:23,360 --> 00:31:25,960
Speaker 2: I do. Let me tell you, it is pretty cool

642
00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:28,920
Speaker 2: to see people that have met at convention one and

643
00:31:28,960 --> 00:31:33,320
Speaker 2: two doing stuff together throughout the year, traveling to each

644
00:31:33,360 --> 00:31:34,800
Speaker 2: other's states and having parties.

645
00:31:35,040 --> 00:31:37,280
Speaker 1: It did suck, even though I had alcohol poisoning and

646
00:31:37,360 --> 00:31:40,680
Speaker 1: almost couldn't fly back to Nashville when the weekend ended,

647
00:31:40,760 --> 00:31:44,320
Speaker 1: because I mean, you started those connections where we almost

648
00:31:44,320 --> 00:31:46,760
Speaker 1: started to have inside jokes where we already kind of

649
00:31:46,840 --> 00:31:49,120
Speaker 1: knew how the other person bet we knew kind of

650
00:31:49,160 --> 00:31:50,840
Speaker 1: had to rib each other a little bit. Remember that

651
00:31:50,840 --> 00:31:52,560
Speaker 1: one time I went and with that Roulette kid and

652
00:31:52,600 --> 00:31:54,400
Speaker 1: he was an expert, and then he ended up losing

653
00:31:54,440 --> 00:31:55,040
Speaker 1: like six hundred.

654
00:31:55,080 --> 00:31:56,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, he told you I have a system, and you

655
00:31:56,600 --> 00:31:58,600
Speaker 2: were like, oh, I love systems. If you have a

656
00:31:58,640 --> 00:32:00,680
Speaker 2: system that can't lose on really let me go.

657
00:32:00,920 --> 00:32:04,560
Speaker 1: He told me it was a ninety seven percent success rate.

658
00:32:04,680 --> 00:32:07,040
Speaker 1: No dude loss six. The only thing I couldn't hit

659
00:32:07,120 --> 00:32:09,960
Speaker 1: was a twelve and a two. Let's say dude lost

660
00:32:10,240 --> 00:32:13,360
Speaker 1: six hundred dollars about ten minutes and he goes, dude,

661
00:32:13,360 --> 00:32:15,719
Speaker 1: I've never seen it hit twelve as many times.

662
00:32:17,120 --> 00:32:18,960
Speaker 2: And you come back and you go you came back,

663
00:32:18,960 --> 00:32:20,840
Speaker 2: and you're like, well, the system was down six hundred.

664
00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:22,320
Speaker 2: The systems down six.

665
00:32:22,240 --> 00:32:24,280
Speaker 1: Hundred, But I would have loved to have tested that

666
00:32:24,320 --> 00:32:27,240
Speaker 1: system at another casino the next day. So that's good

667
00:32:27,240 --> 00:32:30,680
Speaker 1: that these people continue their relationships other cities states.

668
00:32:30,720 --> 00:32:32,720
Speaker 2: It is nice to see. Now I wonder, tall guy

669
00:32:33,080 --> 00:32:33,640
Speaker 2: is he coming.

670
00:32:34,040 --> 00:32:36,720
Speaker 1: So we've seen him actually evolve. So at first he

671
00:32:36,840 --> 00:32:38,800
Speaker 1: was like, hey, man, voice is gone.

672
00:32:38,880 --> 00:32:40,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, boys, put you on my shoulders.

673
00:32:40,400 --> 00:32:42,560
Speaker 1: You don't pay you twenty dollars to put rack you

674
00:32:42,720 --> 00:32:45,360
Speaker 1: up here? Man, No, bro, you're not gonna carry me in.

675
00:32:45,520 --> 00:32:48,000
Speaker 1: You're man, You're short. Did I rack you? We saw

676
00:32:48,080 --> 00:32:49,760
Speaker 1: him go from that too. We met his kids.

677
00:32:49,840 --> 00:32:52,480
Speaker 2: He met his kids, which was.

678
00:32:52,440 --> 00:32:54,960
Speaker 1: And he was he I think he was obviously still drinking,

679
00:32:55,160 --> 00:32:57,120
Speaker 1: but he was at a more controlled rate. He was

680
00:32:57,160 --> 00:32:58,440
Speaker 1: more enjoyable to be around.

681
00:32:58,560 --> 00:33:00,000
Speaker 2: No, no, he was enjoyed. I thought he was enjoyed

682
00:33:00,600 --> 00:33:04,000
Speaker 2: every time, like the first time dude died. They I

683
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:06,160
Speaker 2: thought he was so awesome. Both he brought the party.

684
00:33:06,400 --> 00:33:10,560
Speaker 2: He came with energy. He brought energy to the convention.

685
00:33:11,520 --> 00:33:13,600
Speaker 2: And then the next year he was like, hey, you

686
00:33:13,600 --> 00:33:15,440
Speaker 2: want to do a shot? He was like, actually, I

687
00:33:15,440 --> 00:33:17,160
Speaker 2: gotta go take my kid to the pool. I'll be

688
00:33:17,200 --> 00:33:20,920
Speaker 2: back in an hour and I'm like, you brought your kid? Hilarious.

689
00:33:21,320 --> 00:33:24,000
Speaker 2: So he was partying hard, sneaking up onto the roof

690
00:33:24,040 --> 00:33:26,920
Speaker 2: of Resorts World with Miguel, and then an hour later

691
00:33:26,960 --> 00:33:30,200
Speaker 2: he's down at the pool with this kid here, you

692
00:33:30,200 --> 00:33:31,040
Speaker 2: want your floaties?

693
00:33:31,960 --> 00:33:34,600
Speaker 1: Who is the kid that was so drunk? Didn't he say?

694
00:33:34,600 --> 00:33:36,360
Speaker 1: He like went home on the train tracks and then

695
00:33:36,400 --> 00:33:38,160
Speaker 1: ended up getting an uber because he thought it was

696
00:33:38,200 --> 00:33:38,880
Speaker 1: a closer walk.

697
00:33:39,080 --> 00:33:40,800
Speaker 2: That was That was That was Buddy Glass.

698
00:33:42,440 --> 00:33:43,760
Speaker 1: That was a great story, dude.

699
00:33:43,840 --> 00:33:46,480
Speaker 2: He tried to walk from the casino because he was like,

700
00:33:46,640 --> 00:33:50,000
Speaker 2: he was worried about getting in the uber because he

701
00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:50,959
Speaker 2: thought he was gonna throw up.

702
00:33:51,280 --> 00:33:51,959
Speaker 1: That's what it was.

703
00:33:52,040 --> 00:33:55,400
Speaker 2: So he thought, hey, I'm gonna walk back to Resorts

704
00:33:55,440 --> 00:33:57,720
Speaker 2: World and he started walking.

705
00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:00,680
Speaker 1: Was this convention CC won or CC This.

706
00:34:00,560 --> 00:34:02,400
Speaker 2: Was convention too, Coaches Convention two.

707
00:34:02,280 --> 00:34:04,120
Speaker 1: And we're on that. We're about to have CC three.

708
00:34:04,280 --> 00:34:07,160
Speaker 2: We're about to have Coaches Convention three, Nashville edition. Yeah,

709
00:34:07,320 --> 00:34:10,440
Speaker 2: sore Losers dot com. So he was so drunk, shameless plug.

710
00:34:10,719 --> 00:34:14,279
Speaker 2: I saw him walking down the street. Damn, you drove

711
00:34:14,320 --> 00:34:17,959
Speaker 2: buying an uber? Yes, And my wife was like, wasn't

712
00:34:17,960 --> 00:34:21,560
Speaker 2: that dude At the convention, and I'm like, there goes buddy.

713
00:34:21,920 --> 00:34:24,480
Speaker 2: I mean, he's sad about the Bills losing the Chiefs again.

714
00:34:24,560 --> 00:34:27,279
Speaker 2: But I didn't know he'd just walk off and then

715
00:34:27,320 --> 00:34:28,920
Speaker 2: I see him later and it's ends up. He was

716
00:34:28,920 --> 00:34:30,239
Speaker 2: trying to walk back and then he got to a

717
00:34:30,320 --> 00:34:32,680
Speaker 2: railroad track and took a right and went down the

718
00:34:32,719 --> 00:34:35,560
Speaker 2: railroad track some and was completely lost and had to

719
00:34:35,560 --> 00:34:36,080
Speaker 2: call an uber.

720
00:34:36,440 --> 00:34:38,799
Speaker 1: I told you South Beach he would punish himself. So

721
00:34:38,840 --> 00:34:42,239
Speaker 1: if he lost his bets, he would go until he

722
00:34:42,320 --> 00:34:44,759
Speaker 1: didn't have any money. Some people always say, oh, I've

723
00:34:44,760 --> 00:34:46,520
Speaker 1: got a limit. I only lose two hundred. Oh I

724
00:34:46,560 --> 00:34:49,640
Speaker 1: only lose five hundred. South Beach's limit is where he

725
00:34:49,680 --> 00:34:51,759
Speaker 1: didn't have any more money in his pockets. And then

726
00:34:51,760 --> 00:34:54,360
Speaker 1: his punishment was he would walk to the airport from

727
00:34:54,560 --> 00:34:59,960
Speaker 1: Caesar's Blaggio Aria. What dude, He did it multiple times.

728
00:35:00,440 --> 00:35:01,560
Speaker 1: That's like how.

729
00:35:01,440 --> 00:35:02,680
Speaker 2: He would punish himself.

730
00:35:02,840 --> 00:35:06,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, for losing bets. Dude is the greatest when it

731
00:35:06,960 --> 00:35:10,799
Speaker 1: comes to gambling. The multiple occasions. I never did it

732
00:35:10,840 --> 00:35:12,920
Speaker 1: with him, but he did say it was pretty brutal.

733
00:35:13,800 --> 00:35:15,160
Speaker 1: It's had to be hours, right.

734
00:35:15,239 --> 00:35:17,480
Speaker 2: Oh, it had to be at least an hour can

735
00:35:17,520 --> 00:35:21,960
Speaker 2: you imagine, Like, Okay, I understand losing money and being pissed,

736
00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:25,640
Speaker 2: like it has to be annoying and frustrating. You lose money,

737
00:35:25,640 --> 00:35:30,120
Speaker 2: you're not a good mood. But compound that with walking

738
00:35:30,160 --> 00:35:32,719
Speaker 2: to the damn airport. How pissed you're gonna be. You're

739
00:35:32,760 --> 00:35:35,120
Speaker 2: gonna be so sweaty and disgusting.

740
00:35:35,719 --> 00:35:37,680
Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, he looked at it as that's how he's

741
00:35:37,719 --> 00:35:39,839
Speaker 1: gonna learn from his mistakes. And then the next time,

742
00:35:40,120 --> 00:35:42,480
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna bet like that. I'm not gonna do

743
00:35:42,600 --> 00:35:45,320
Speaker 1: a random roulette table where the minimums are one hundred dollars.

744
00:35:45,320 --> 00:35:47,120
Speaker 1: So he would take that from it and apply it

745
00:35:47,160 --> 00:35:48,000
Speaker 1: to his next trip.

746
00:35:48,880 --> 00:35:50,760
Speaker 2: Wow, that's crazy.

747
00:35:50,840 --> 00:35:52,799
Speaker 1: Yeah. One of the first times Baser met him, he

748
00:35:52,880 --> 00:35:55,640
Speaker 1: rode a bus from San Diego at the time, I

749
00:35:55,680 --> 00:35:57,680
Speaker 1: want to say to Vegas. And then on Sunday we're

750
00:35:57,719 --> 00:35:59,319
Speaker 1: all catching a flight. Hey, man, you want to roll?

751
00:35:59,320 --> 00:36:02,560
Speaker 1: I didn't tell Bay we rolled the bus. Hey, babe, Southeast,

752
00:36:02,600 --> 00:36:04,600
Speaker 1: you roll with us too. Let's hit their hit the airport? Man,

753
00:36:04,640 --> 00:36:06,120
Speaker 1: what times your flight? We can do the same cap

754
00:36:06,680 --> 00:36:14,759
Speaker 1: I took a bus Basis, Hey, Bazil goes. Was he

755
00:36:14,800 --> 00:36:16,520
Speaker 1: being funny or did he really take a bus from

756
00:36:16,600 --> 00:36:19,239
Speaker 1: San Diego. No, no, that's what he does for twenty dollars.

757
00:36:19,840 --> 00:36:22,400
Speaker 2: Hey, I don't hate it.

758
00:36:22,480 --> 00:36:23,080
Speaker 1: Let's be fun.

759
00:36:23,480 --> 00:36:26,160
Speaker 2: It's pretty funny. It's in it's genius. Like it's like

760
00:36:26,280 --> 00:36:29,600
Speaker 2: Forrest the one time he wanted to go to Woodstock.

761
00:36:29,760 --> 00:36:32,080
Speaker 1: Right, these are random stories, but I like him.

762
00:36:32,400 --> 00:36:34,239
Speaker 2: He wanted to go to Woodstock ninety nine.

763
00:36:34,280 --> 00:36:37,840
Speaker 1: Bro Right, Hey, kid, I'll go with you.

764
00:36:38,200 --> 00:36:40,480
Speaker 2: We graduated hight you know what, We're gonna take a

765
00:36:40,480 --> 00:36:41,880
Speaker 2: break and I'm gonna tell you the story because this

766
00:36:41,920 --> 00:36:44,400
Speaker 2: story's gonna be long and it's hilarious.

767
00:36:44,480 --> 00:36:45,759
Speaker 1: Kid, Do you care if I roll with?

768
00:36:46,960 --> 00:36:53,200
Speaker 2: Hey? He was on the trip Stock Keith was there,

769
00:36:53,560 --> 00:36:55,080
Speaker 2: and we'll tell you all about him right after this.

770
00:36:55,280 --> 00:36:59,040
Speaker 1: It's me and one girl in three cups.

771
00:37:00,800 --> 00:37:04,439
Speaker 2: No, so, Forest and I graduated class in ninety nine

772
00:37:04,560 --> 00:37:10,480
Speaker 2: Anderson High School, Austin, Texas, and we decided to go

773
00:37:10,520 --> 00:37:16,120
Speaker 2: on a baseball trip. It was me Forrest, Robin, who's Forest,

774
00:37:16,120 --> 00:37:18,920
Speaker 2: little brother Forrest dad and no teeth.

775
00:37:18,960 --> 00:37:22,799
Speaker 1: Keith. Kid, Let's go to Chicago. There's two teams there,

776
00:37:22,920 --> 00:37:27,239
Speaker 1: one city.

777
00:37:27,320 --> 00:37:30,279
Speaker 2: And he was like, okay, I want to go to

778
00:37:30,280 --> 00:37:32,799
Speaker 2: Woodstock ninety nine. So he had made plans with these

779
00:37:32,840 --> 00:37:35,160
Speaker 2: other group of people to go to Woodstock in New York,

780
00:37:36,200 --> 00:37:38,200
Speaker 2: and so he was going to go after our trip

781
00:37:38,320 --> 00:37:42,480
Speaker 2: was over. The baseball trip, and we drove to Houston

782
00:37:43,400 --> 00:37:49,839
Speaker 2: to Arlington to Saint Louis to Cincinnati to Chicago to Milwaukee,

783
00:37:50,280 --> 00:37:54,800
Speaker 2: back to Chicago, and watched seven baseball games in seven days.

784
00:37:55,440 --> 00:37:58,080
Speaker 1: Had the same plan in high school, never did it.

785
00:37:58,080 --> 00:38:00,600
Speaker 2: It was our second trip of such an adventure.

786
00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:02,520
Speaker 1: Kid lets him bark.

787
00:38:05,680 --> 00:38:07,920
Speaker 2: And so he was like, I want to go to Woodstock,

788
00:38:08,160 --> 00:38:10,680
Speaker 2: and everybody starts canceling on him because no one's gonna know.

789
00:38:10,840 --> 00:38:15,040
Speaker 2: No parent is letting their kid go to Woodstock. Ninety nine.

790
00:38:16,360 --> 00:38:21,239
Speaker 2: So we were at my grandma's house in Chicago, my

791
00:38:21,280 --> 00:38:26,960
Speaker 2: mom's mom, and when Forrest's mom is on the phone

792
00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:28,719
Speaker 2: and says, I'm not going to let you go. You're

793
00:38:28,760 --> 00:38:34,000
Speaker 2: not going to Woodstock, Forrest loses his shit.

794
00:38:34,239 --> 00:38:36,640
Speaker 1: Calm down, kid.

795
00:38:36,040 --> 00:38:39,560
Speaker 2: And Keith is kid, it's okay, you know, kid, I

796
00:38:39,600 --> 00:38:40,960
Speaker 2: know you really want to go.

797
00:38:40,880 --> 00:38:43,200
Speaker 1: But you'll always remember your first But.

798
00:38:43,280 --> 00:38:45,799
Speaker 2: Your mom, you know your mom doesn't want you to go,

799
00:38:45,880 --> 00:38:49,879
Speaker 2: and you know, sometimes you just have to. And he's

800
00:38:49,920 --> 00:38:53,000
Speaker 2: like no, f this storms out of grandma's house in

801
00:38:53,080 --> 00:38:57,640
Speaker 2: Chicago suburb of it's called Markham, not the nicest therey

802
00:38:57,719 --> 00:39:03,440
Speaker 2: of Illinois. It's the south side of Chicago, okay, south side.

803
00:39:04,080 --> 00:39:06,000
Speaker 2: And he just storms off, dude.

804
00:39:05,960 --> 00:39:07,920
Speaker 1: Out gone get back here.

805
00:39:07,920 --> 00:39:10,280
Speaker 2: Kid, he's never been to grandma's house.

806
00:39:11,320 --> 00:39:13,160
Speaker 1: Never back here, you motherucker.

807
00:39:14,520 --> 00:39:22,440
Speaker 2: And he decides this walk and walk and he's gone

808
00:39:22,440 --> 00:39:29,280
Speaker 2: for an hour. He's gone for two hours, and we're like, okay.

809
00:39:29,040 --> 00:39:31,000
Speaker 1: Kid, I'll stare at you all the playgrounds.

810
00:39:31,040 --> 00:39:32,920
Speaker 2: All of a sudden we get a call at my

811
00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:39,520
Speaker 2: grandma's it's Forrest's mom. Forrest is lost. He went walking

812
00:39:39,560 --> 00:39:43,400
Speaker 2: out of the house in Markham and walked for two hours.

813
00:39:43,760 --> 00:39:45,880
Speaker 2: But he had no idea how to get back. So

814
00:39:45,920 --> 00:39:48,440
Speaker 2: he had to use this is back in the day.

815
00:39:48,480 --> 00:39:53,400
Speaker 3: Kid, what kind of landmarks are you seeing?

816
00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:59,279
Speaker 2: So he had to use a payphone to call his

817
00:39:59,320 --> 00:40:03,040
Speaker 2: mom in a His mom and Austin had to write

818
00:40:03,080 --> 00:40:05,719
Speaker 2: down some stuff he was by. She had to call

819
00:40:05,800 --> 00:40:09,360
Speaker 2: my grandma's house. We had to go find Forrest.

820
00:40:09,520 --> 00:40:12,120
Speaker 1: Do you see the green river? Swee wow?

821
00:40:14,080 --> 00:40:19,040
Speaker 2: And we get him back to the house and his

822
00:40:19,120 --> 00:40:21,359
Speaker 2: dad's like, you really want to go to Woodstock? He goes, yes,

823
00:40:21,400 --> 00:40:22,400
Speaker 2: I want to go to Woodstock.

824
00:40:22,840 --> 00:40:24,800
Speaker 3: Get in the car, kid, if you've been shot.

825
00:40:26,120 --> 00:40:29,839
Speaker 2: So the next morning we drove to the Greyhound station

826
00:40:29,960 --> 00:40:35,440
Speaker 2: in Chicago and we dropped Forest off and he went

827
00:40:35,480 --> 00:40:37,560
Speaker 2: to Woodstock ninety nine in New York.

828
00:40:37,680 --> 00:40:38,719
Speaker 3: Pluss is heading out.

829
00:40:38,880 --> 00:40:40,080
Speaker 1: Hurry and get over there.

830
00:40:40,200 --> 00:40:45,719
Speaker 3: Kid. Here, take this grilled cheese sandwich I made for

831
00:40:45,760 --> 00:40:53,799
Speaker 3: you this morning. Remember righty, lucy lucy tidy kid. If

832
00:40:53,840 --> 00:40:58,719
Speaker 3: they see a tent, pitch it. Kid, always stay till

833
00:40:58,760 --> 00:41:03,520
Speaker 3: the closer. One time I sell the Beatles, have fun

834
00:41:03,560 --> 00:41:04,520
Speaker 3: it would he stocked.

835
00:41:08,920 --> 00:41:09,440
Speaker 1: He went.

836
00:41:09,719 --> 00:41:13,960
Speaker 2: He went to Woodstock. No, no, he had nothing. Man,

837
00:41:15,040 --> 00:41:18,799
Speaker 2: he had clothes and a bag and some money. He's

838
00:41:18,800 --> 00:41:23,520
Speaker 2: still alive, and that is it. Bro. Everybody else canceled him.

839
00:41:23,520 --> 00:41:24,800
Speaker 2: So he went by himself.

840
00:41:24,880 --> 00:41:26,359
Speaker 1: Sometimes you want to do stuff that bad.

841
00:41:26,520 --> 00:41:30,680
Speaker 2: Hey. He went to Woodstock ninety nine. Two days in.

842
00:41:30,760 --> 00:41:33,920
Speaker 2: He was out of money. Bro was out of money

843
00:41:33,960 --> 00:41:38,560
Speaker 2: in two days. Coachure like he's in New York without

844
00:41:38,640 --> 00:41:44,439
Speaker 2: any money. And he said it was miserable. He said

845
00:41:44,480 --> 00:41:46,520
Speaker 2: it was awesome for the first two days, and then

846
00:41:46,520 --> 00:41:48,840
Speaker 2: it was miserable because he had no trying to get home,

847
00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:52,560
Speaker 2: trying to get home, trying to eat, trying to survive.

848
00:41:53,400 --> 00:41:56,799
Speaker 2: But he did it. Man, that dude went to Woodstock.

849
00:41:57,200 --> 00:42:01,160
Speaker 2: Buy him damnself on a Greyhounds.

850
00:42:00,520 --> 00:42:05,919
Speaker 3: Find a prairie dog hole and shit in it. Get

851
00:42:05,960 --> 00:42:10,080
Speaker 3: yourself a gunny sack. Here's one quarter. Buy yourself a

852
00:42:10,080 --> 00:42:10,840
Speaker 3: Coca Cola.

853
00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:15,680
Speaker 1: Kid, that's a hell of a story. Solo mission sometimes

854
00:42:15,880 --> 00:42:18,279
Speaker 1: I did solo mission at Tunica. I'm about to do

855
00:42:18,320 --> 00:42:20,520
Speaker 1: a solo mission in Costa Rica. If Bazer turns me

856
00:42:20,560 --> 00:42:22,720
Speaker 1: down one more time, what do you mean she doesn't

857
00:42:22,719 --> 00:42:23,120
Speaker 1: want to go?

858
00:42:24,200 --> 00:42:25,160
Speaker 2: Why didn't you want to go?

859
00:42:25,600 --> 00:42:28,040
Speaker 1: Just because she's more of an all inclusive resort. You

860
00:42:28,120 --> 00:42:30,200
Speaker 1: go to a place where they have their food there,

861
00:42:30,600 --> 00:42:34,800
Speaker 1: their security. Costa Rica is kind of a wild West.

862
00:42:35,840 --> 00:42:37,040
Speaker 2: Is it safe to go right now?

863
00:42:37,480 --> 00:42:40,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's always safe. But there's the all inclusive resorts

864
00:42:40,600 --> 00:42:44,320
Speaker 1: in Costa Rica are really expensive. They're not your Bahamas

865
00:42:44,480 --> 00:42:51,280
Speaker 1: or your Turks Aruba. Aruba is expensive. Uh, that's another

866
00:42:51,360 --> 00:42:54,600
Speaker 1: one oh coast to my Dominican Republic. You can get

867
00:42:54,640 --> 00:42:58,279
Speaker 1: some really good deals on those Costa Rica. You pretty

868
00:42:58,360 --> 00:43:00,520
Speaker 1: much got to go live in a hostile or a

869
00:43:00,600 --> 00:43:02,279
Speaker 1: nicer hotel, and then you gotta get your food on

870
00:43:02,320 --> 00:43:04,359
Speaker 1: your own. Baser's not down with that because I told

871
00:43:04,360 --> 00:43:06,319
Speaker 1: her we had to speak a little Spanish. You gotta

872
00:43:06,320 --> 00:43:09,480
Speaker 1: pay with colonees, you got to ride the local bus, oh,

873
00:43:09,800 --> 00:43:11,239
Speaker 1: which is what I loved when I lived there for

874
00:43:11,280 --> 00:43:13,279
Speaker 1: a summer. But she's not down with that. So I

875
00:43:13,280 --> 00:43:16,520
Speaker 1: told her, maybe I go solo mission like Woodstock in

876
00:43:16,640 --> 00:43:18,560
Speaker 1: ninety nine. Kid, Forest did it.

877
00:43:19,440 --> 00:43:22,520
Speaker 2: Sometimes you have that sense of adventure and hats off

878
00:43:22,560 --> 00:43:24,680
Speaker 2: to Forest. And I would have gone with him. I

879
00:43:24,680 --> 00:43:26,960
Speaker 2: would have left the baseball trip to go with him.

880
00:43:27,160 --> 00:43:29,520
Speaker 2: But I didn't give a cram about music, so I

881
00:43:29,560 --> 00:43:30,080
Speaker 2: didn't care.

882
00:43:30,680 --> 00:43:32,719
Speaker 1: You've never heard the Great Pearls.

883
00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:35,319
Speaker 2: I was like, that doesn't sound fun to me, and

884
00:43:35,360 --> 00:43:36,680
Speaker 2: it sounds like it was miserable.

885
00:43:36,880 --> 00:43:37,399
Speaker 1: Can't wait?

886
00:43:37,400 --> 00:43:39,960
Speaker 3: Do you hear him tickle the ivories? It'll be a

887
00:43:40,040 --> 00:43:41,520
Speaker 3: life changing experience.

888
00:43:42,760 --> 00:43:46,040
Speaker 2: No, but you don't know what he did say, kid,

889
00:43:46,280 --> 00:43:50,920
Speaker 2: that's just beautiful. He followed his soul, his soul, he kid,

890
00:43:51,840 --> 00:43:55,400
Speaker 2: he wanted to go so bad that he was willing

891
00:43:55,400 --> 00:43:57,919
Speaker 2: to go by himself. Now that that is doing something,

892
00:43:57,960 --> 00:43:59,480
Speaker 2: because you really that you love it?

893
00:43:59,600 --> 00:44:02,120
Speaker 1: Now, where where is your soul taking you? Lunchbot?

894
00:44:02,800 --> 00:44:05,440
Speaker 2: And he was like, that's just beautiful, kid. I love

895
00:44:05,920 --> 00:44:08,399
Speaker 2: a kid with passion like that. I just love that.

896
00:44:08,480 --> 00:44:11,560
Speaker 2: I love the passion. And you could tell, kid, he

897
00:44:11,680 --> 00:44:12,360
Speaker 2: was passionate.

898
00:44:12,719 --> 00:44:16,520
Speaker 1: He's gonna be somebody someday. Kid, what is he?

899
00:44:16,520 --> 00:44:19,080
Speaker 2: He's Forrest, he's working man.

900
00:44:20,719 --> 00:44:25,480
Speaker 1: Chess Day's Forest, the dude that lifts.

901
00:44:26,200 --> 00:44:30,200
Speaker 2: Yeah.

902
00:44:30,840 --> 00:44:33,320
Speaker 1: I was this many days old when I realized Forest

903
00:44:33,440 --> 00:44:34,080
Speaker 1: was chess Day.

904
00:44:34,800 --> 00:44:37,160
Speaker 2: Wow, that's all your mind.

905
00:44:37,360 --> 00:44:39,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's the one that wouldn't get on the mic.

906
00:44:40,239 --> 00:44:42,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, he yeah, he was. He was excited. He

907
00:44:42,840 --> 00:44:45,360
Speaker 2: already hit me up and he's like, dude, Christmas, we

908
00:44:45,480 --> 00:44:51,439
Speaker 2: doing a pod And I was like, bro, we are

909
00:44:51,480 --> 00:44:54,360
Speaker 2: not coming to Austin for the holidays. And he was

910
00:44:54,400 --> 00:44:55,840
Speaker 2: like respect.

911
00:44:56,040 --> 00:44:57,560
Speaker 1: He's been working on it all along.

912
00:44:57,680 --> 00:44:59,399
Speaker 2: He's been he's been practicing. He probably got a mic

913
00:44:59,440 --> 00:45:02,319
Speaker 2: for his house and he's been like practicing getting upon

914
00:45:02,440 --> 00:45:04,439
Speaker 2: and he's been writing his takes out from all year.

915
00:45:04,680 --> 00:45:06,840
Speaker 1: He calls people and make sure that his mouse is

916
00:45:06,920 --> 00:45:10,799
Speaker 1: right on the phone. For the last year. I've been practicing.

917
00:45:11,040 --> 00:45:14,799
Speaker 1: And hey, when we come back, it's bull season. It's

918
00:45:14,920 --> 00:45:15,680
Speaker 1: bulle is in.

919
00:45:17,840 --> 00:45:19,240
Speaker 2: I mean's a bunch of shitty bowl.

920
00:45:21,760 --> 00:45:21,960
Speaker 3: Here.

921
00:45:22,040 --> 00:45:22,960
Speaker 1: Man passes over.

922
00:45:24,320 --> 00:45:27,239
Speaker 2: What are you doing? I don't understand.

923
00:45:27,960 --> 00:45:29,640
Speaker 1: I've heard the sounds from the movies.

924
00:45:37,320 --> 00:45:37,799
Speaker 2: What is that?

925
00:45:37,920 --> 00:45:38,720
Speaker 1: Tickets to break?

926
00:45:39,320 --> 00:45:40,080
Speaker 2: We'll be right back.

927
00:45:44,719 --> 00:45:53,880
Speaker 1: What just happened? Dude? Listen? Oh, great Bazer asked to

928
00:45:53,920 --> 00:45:56,720
Speaker 1: start paying insurance for a company. And it's two hundred

929
00:45:56,800 --> 00:46:00,200
Speaker 1: a month. Where the hell is that gonna come from?

930
00:46:00,239 --> 00:46:01,800
Speaker 2: Oh, she gotta pay for health insurance?

931
00:46:02,040 --> 00:46:04,760
Speaker 1: I guess. Back to bowls. The only ones that matter

932
00:46:05,040 --> 00:46:09,400
Speaker 1: the ones on January first, January eighth, December twenty ninth,

933
00:46:09,480 --> 00:46:15,280
Speaker 1: December thirtieth, and January first, go over. I don't understand

934
00:46:16,120 --> 00:46:20,960
Speaker 1: the new year six Ohio State, MISSOI, Penn State, Ole,

935
00:46:21,040 --> 00:46:30,080
Speaker 1: Miss Georgia, Fas State, Liberty, Oregon, Alabama, Michigan, Texas, Washington,

936
00:46:30,480 --> 00:46:35,160
Speaker 1: and it all culminates Monday, January eighth, the College Football

937
00:46:35,280 --> 00:46:41,760
Speaker 1: National Championship presented by AT and T TBD V TBD

938
00:46:42,080 --> 00:46:45,600
Speaker 1: in Houston. Other than that, what games are you gonna

939
00:46:45,600 --> 00:46:46,600
Speaker 1: break down over to you?

940
00:46:46,840 --> 00:46:49,440
Speaker 2: Dude? I don't know. There's games tomorrow that I'm like,

941
00:46:49,680 --> 00:46:51,920
Speaker 2: I don't even know what these bulls are. Let's just

942
00:46:51,960 --> 00:46:57,360
Speaker 2: go over the bowl names. Okay, you got Georgia Southern

943
00:46:58,239 --> 00:47:00,680
Speaker 2: versus Ohio, and the Murder Beach Bowl.

944
00:47:01,520 --> 00:47:03,600
Speaker 1: See that one would be good to go to you

945
00:47:03,640 --> 00:47:04,799
Speaker 1: can get some fun in the sun.

946
00:47:05,040 --> 00:47:06,280
Speaker 2: Right, that's a good location.

947
00:47:06,480 --> 00:47:07,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, some bruising babes.

948
00:47:08,040 --> 00:47:08,719
Speaker 2: Legit bowl.

949
00:47:09,600 --> 00:47:10,960
Speaker 1: See Little December.

950
00:47:11,640 --> 00:47:17,040
Speaker 2: Jacksonville State versus Louisiana in the New Orleans Bowl. That one.

951
00:47:17,080 --> 00:47:19,560
Speaker 1: Also, you got Beale Street. You're rocking there. Maybe you

952
00:47:19,560 --> 00:47:21,600
Speaker 1: can squeeze in a little Zion Williamson.

953
00:47:22,440 --> 00:47:27,960
Speaker 2: Good point. Miami of Ohio versus app State, the Avocados

954
00:47:28,239 --> 00:47:30,160
Speaker 2: from Mexico Cure Bowl.

955
00:47:30,960 --> 00:47:32,960
Speaker 1: Did we get a state or city? It's in oh

956
00:47:32,960 --> 00:47:33,800
Speaker 1: It's in Orlando.

957
00:47:34,200 --> 00:47:34,680
Speaker 2: That's legit.

958
00:47:34,840 --> 00:47:36,680
Speaker 1: Go to Disney Man here there you go. So that

959
00:47:36,880 --> 00:47:38,799
Speaker 1: are are we realizing they're kind of playing in these

960
00:47:38,800 --> 00:47:41,480
Speaker 1: bowls around cool cities. You don't see one in Detroit.

961
00:47:42,719 --> 00:47:44,000
Speaker 2: There is the Motor City Bowl.

962
00:47:45,719 --> 00:47:49,040
Speaker 1: I'm sorry guys. Yeah, people are going to that.

963
00:47:49,640 --> 00:47:53,040
Speaker 2: Uh New Mexico State versus Fresno State.

964
00:47:53,760 --> 00:47:55,560
Speaker 1: In the in Mexico City.

965
00:47:55,760 --> 00:48:00,880
Speaker 2: No, it's the is A Letta is a is Letta

966
00:48:01,040 --> 00:48:05,680
Speaker 2: is a Letta is Aletta New Mexico Bowl. So they're

967
00:48:05,680 --> 00:48:08,960
Speaker 2: playing that in Albuquerque. We got some friends from Albuquerque.

968
00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:09,680
Speaker 1: We got listeners.

969
00:48:09,920 --> 00:48:12,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know if that's the most exciting one.

970
00:48:12,239 --> 00:48:15,080
Speaker 1: That's Bones's favorite breakfast He had in Albuquerque.

971
00:48:15,320 --> 00:48:19,600
Speaker 2: Then it's uh, Ucla Boise State in the Stark Go

972
00:48:19,920 --> 00:48:21,240
Speaker 2: Brands LA Bowl.

973
00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:23,200
Speaker 1: It's in Los Angeles.

974
00:48:23,560 --> 00:48:29,279
Speaker 2: Yeah, no shit, yeah, Sofi Stadium. So Ucla don't even

975
00:48:29,280 --> 00:48:31,319
Speaker 2: get to go anywhere for their bowl. They just drive

976
00:48:31,440 --> 00:48:32,040
Speaker 2: down the street.

977
00:48:32,160 --> 00:48:35,080
Speaker 1: I'm notating that one. I actually may watch that one. Uh.

978
00:48:35,280 --> 00:48:42,880
Speaker 2: And then California versus Tech in the Raid Aunts Technologies

979
00:48:43,160 --> 00:48:48,320
Speaker 2: Independence Bowl in Shreveport, Louisiana. Oh god, that sounds terrible.

980
00:48:48,360 --> 00:48:50,879
Speaker 1: And are those all this weekend? Yeah, it's all Saturday, man,

981
00:48:51,120 --> 00:48:53,600
Speaker 1: So we're loaded on Saturday with games. Yeah, and you

982
00:48:53,640 --> 00:48:56,759
Speaker 1: got NFL tomorrow, man, I got NFL on Saturday.

983
00:48:56,960 --> 00:48:59,399
Speaker 2: Yeah. Now that the regular season of college is.

984
00:48:59,360 --> 00:49:01,720
Speaker 1: Over, the coaches weekend this weekend.

985
00:49:02,040 --> 00:49:04,399
Speaker 2: No, this is regular season, man.

986
00:49:05,840 --> 00:49:07,800
Speaker 1: That's usually when they start having games on Saturday.

987
00:49:07,800 --> 00:49:07,920
Speaker 3: No.

988
00:49:07,800 --> 00:49:11,800
Speaker 2: No, no, they do it when college season ends because

989
00:49:12,080 --> 00:49:15,319
Speaker 2: it is bad. I mean, I don't know, but yeah,

990
00:49:15,360 --> 00:49:16,560
Speaker 2: both says and Bud.

991
00:49:16,920 --> 00:49:20,319
Speaker 1: I like that we have NFL Saturday and Sunday. It's bet.

992
00:49:20,600 --> 00:49:22,560
Speaker 1: I loved the Army Navy. It really did.

993
00:49:22,680 --> 00:49:24,560
Speaker 2: It's really cool, really cool.

994
00:49:24,719 --> 00:49:26,560
Speaker 1: It was cool. But it was the only game on

995
00:49:26,680 --> 00:49:28,919
Speaker 1: I needed a little bit more football. That's why Jay

996
00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:31,480
Speaker 1: ended up betting a six and a half line, hanging

997
00:49:31,520 --> 00:49:34,720
Speaker 1: it on balls, losing it during a tornado none less

998
00:49:34,920 --> 00:49:35,920
Speaker 1: a nat or no no.

999
00:49:35,920 --> 00:49:37,320
Speaker 2: If it was six and a half, they covered.

1000
00:49:37,360 --> 00:49:37,520
Speaker 3: Man.

1001
00:49:37,560 --> 00:49:39,440
Speaker 1: Then he had the other one. He had six and

1002
00:49:39,480 --> 00:49:41,879
Speaker 1: a half. The score was seven. So whichever one he had,

1003
00:49:41,920 --> 00:49:44,400
Speaker 1: he lost. Oh so that he had Kentucky lost whichever

1004
00:49:44,440 --> 00:49:47,440
Speaker 1: one it was by point five. I's so say, we

1005
00:49:47,480 --> 00:49:50,640
Speaker 1: all just did shots, and no less than ten seconds

1006
00:49:50,680 --> 00:49:54,879
Speaker 1: after that. I've already told this. The shots hit us,

1007
00:49:55,400 --> 00:49:58,560
Speaker 1: the cable went blacked out and went tornado coverage, and

1008
00:49:58,600 --> 00:50:00,200
Speaker 1: he looks at his phone and saw he lost by

1009
00:50:00,200 --> 00:50:05,920
Speaker 1: a hook oh ten seconds after the greed shot.

1010
00:50:06,440 --> 00:50:08,480
Speaker 2: Damn man, And then.

1011
00:50:08,360 --> 00:50:11,440
Speaker 1: He starts feeling like shit, that's terrible. Then the shot

1012
00:50:11,600 --> 00:50:15,200
Speaker 1: hits you and you're start to flout it. Poor dude,

1013
00:50:15,440 --> 00:50:16,359
Speaker 1: that was back at work.

1014
00:50:16,840 --> 00:50:18,360
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, damn.

1015
00:50:18,440 --> 00:50:20,520
Speaker 1: But yeah, we got a Christmas party already, this Sunday

1016
00:50:20,520 --> 00:50:24,320
Speaker 1: family Christmas party. Who's never met her? It's Beazer's cousins.

1017
00:50:24,320 --> 00:50:25,759
Speaker 1: But they live a mile from us.

1018
00:50:25,840 --> 00:50:27,279
Speaker 2: Wait, so they live a mile from me, and you

1019
00:50:27,280 --> 00:50:29,080
Speaker 2: don't introduce me to your people I've never met.

1020
00:50:29,120 --> 00:50:30,520
Speaker 1: It's introduced you to a lot of family. Have you

1021
00:50:30,560 --> 00:50:31,080
Speaker 1: met her dad?

1022
00:50:32,160 --> 00:50:35,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, at your wedding, okay, the one time? Yeah, I

1023
00:50:35,080 --> 00:50:37,440
Speaker 2: think maybe once or twice. Yeah, So that's about it.

1024
00:50:37,440 --> 00:50:40,719
Speaker 1: It's family, little party there and then hopefully easy work

1025
00:50:40,760 --> 00:50:42,040
Speaker 1: a week at work.

1026
00:50:42,480 --> 00:50:44,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, but what about your What about the games on

1027
00:50:44,600 --> 00:50:46,040
Speaker 2: Sunday where they have them on at the cousins house,

1028
00:50:46,080 --> 00:50:47,879
Speaker 2: Because you're gonna fall into the trap that I fell

1029
00:50:47,960 --> 00:50:49,520
Speaker 2: into where I go to people's house and they don't

1030
00:50:49,520 --> 00:50:50,279
Speaker 2: have the damn game on.

1031
00:50:50,400 --> 00:50:52,480
Speaker 1: No, that they'll trust me. None of them have cable,

1032
00:50:52,640 --> 00:50:54,520
Speaker 1: So I would hope for a streaming service. But the

1033
00:50:54,560 --> 00:50:56,759
Speaker 1: thing is, I'm wanting to go to that Titans game

1034
00:50:57,080 --> 00:51:00,440
Speaker 1: Titans Texans at noon. I'm hoping some tickets come through

1035
00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:06,239
Speaker 1: or I can get great more shit. I lowered my

1036
00:51:06,320 --> 00:51:09,520
Speaker 1: four to oh one k. Great, Well, there goes the

1037
00:51:09,560 --> 00:51:10,759
Speaker 1: retirement fund.

1038
00:51:11,280 --> 00:51:12,200
Speaker 2: What are you getting texted?

1039
00:51:12,320 --> 00:51:15,320
Speaker 1: I don't all day I get texts. Either they evolve

1040
00:51:15,360 --> 00:51:21,000
Speaker 1: a house, life insurance, me getting a physical, or if

1041
00:51:21,040 --> 00:51:23,680
Speaker 1: I'm gonna die of a heart attack when I'm seventy two.

1042
00:51:23,760 --> 00:51:28,920
Speaker 2: Well, my wife texts me and she said, hey, do

1043
00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:30,760
Speaker 2: you have any lunch plans?

1044
00:51:31,360 --> 00:51:31,640
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1045
00:51:31,719 --> 00:51:32,160
Speaker 1: To eat?

1046
00:51:32,480 --> 00:51:36,280
Speaker 2: And I said yes. She goes, what are you gonna want.

1047
00:51:36,080 --> 00:51:38,920
Speaker 1: To eat something close to a porka.

1048
00:51:38,719 --> 00:51:44,000
Speaker 2: Missile And I said, tits ah And she said, well,

1049
00:51:44,080 --> 00:51:47,680
Speaker 2: I'm starving. We need to get some food. That was it.

1050
00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:51,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, coach, the daily struggle of what to eat.

1051
00:51:51,280 --> 00:51:55,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, and now here you go. Ray, Yes, this holy

1052
00:51:55,200 --> 00:51:57,359
Speaker 2: He's gonna make a lot of people happy. Build up

1053
00:51:57,360 --> 00:52:02,799
Speaker 2: for culmination, Go into the NFL. Ray, NFL. This is

1054
00:52:02,840 --> 00:52:05,960
Speaker 2: what people have been calling for. Batter's Box has been

1055
00:52:06,080 --> 00:52:07,839
Speaker 2: yelling about this for years.

1056
00:52:07,520 --> 00:52:08,399
Speaker 1: From the mountain top.

1057
00:52:08,440 --> 00:52:12,680
Speaker 2: If everybody, Box said it is the dumbest rule and

1058
00:52:13,239 --> 00:52:17,920
Speaker 2: sport kickoffs. When you fumble out of the back of.

1059
00:52:17,880 --> 00:52:19,799
Speaker 1: The end zone, the other team gets the ball at

1060
00:52:19,840 --> 00:52:20,320
Speaker 1: to twenty.

1061
00:52:20,600 --> 00:52:25,400
Speaker 2: The NFL is going to review the touchback rule regarding

1062
00:52:25,560 --> 00:52:28,560
Speaker 2: fumbling through the end zone after the season.

1063
00:52:28,800 --> 00:52:31,399
Speaker 1: Huge for betters because it usually goes the wrong way.

1064
00:52:31,400 --> 00:52:33,600
Speaker 1: On this one, your team had possession of the ball,

1065
00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:36,680
Speaker 1: got to the one lost the ball. Then the other

1066
00:52:36,760 --> 00:52:39,240
Speaker 1: team gets the ball, and they also get twenty yards

1067
00:52:39,600 --> 00:52:43,080
Speaker 1: because you lost the ball and it went a certain direction.

1068
00:52:43,640 --> 00:52:45,720
Speaker 2: If it bounces to the left, you keep it. It bounces

1069
00:52:45,760 --> 00:52:46,640
Speaker 2: to the right, they get it.

1070
00:52:46,719 --> 00:52:48,600
Speaker 1: Okay, the other team says you have to touch it.

1071
00:52:48,719 --> 00:52:50,960
Speaker 2: They don't have to touch it. They get nothing.

1072
00:52:51,160 --> 00:52:53,120
Speaker 1: Okay, guys, the one rule.

1073
00:52:53,160 --> 00:52:57,680
Speaker 2: Okay, so that rule, great, change it the rule they

1074
00:52:57,760 --> 00:53:06,239
Speaker 2: need to change. Every play is reviewable. That's it, football Dot.

1075
00:53:06,680 --> 00:53:09,320
Speaker 2: Every play is reviewable. I don't understand why.

1076
00:53:09,160 --> 00:53:12,680
Speaker 1: It's not, because there's always that. There's Tim's out, He's out,

1077
00:53:12,800 --> 00:53:15,799
Speaker 1: Heylarin Tim, he is out, heyliyn A lot going on

1078
00:53:15,840 --> 00:53:17,560
Speaker 1: in this building. The rules.

1079
00:53:17,640 --> 00:53:20,320
Speaker 2: Everything should be reviewed. Yes, everything should be able to

1080
00:53:20,320 --> 00:53:20,720
Speaker 2: be reviewed.

1081
00:53:20,760 --> 00:53:23,320
Speaker 1: Because they always say, you got Dean Blandino, Oh, it

1082
00:53:23,840 --> 00:53:26,160
Speaker 1: can't review pass interference launch.

1083
00:53:26,440 --> 00:53:31,719
Speaker 2: They called that incomplete. There's one other night it was

1084
00:53:31,760 --> 00:53:37,200
Speaker 2: like they said it was a incomplete it was a fumble.

1085
00:53:38,080 --> 00:53:40,280
Speaker 1: I'm so you now can't call it a catch or something.

1086
00:53:40,400 --> 00:53:42,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was like what it was like, wait a minute,

1087
00:53:43,120 --> 00:53:47,600
Speaker 2: So it's either you can't call it intentional grounding because

1088
00:53:47,719 --> 00:53:49,799
Speaker 2: or they they can't call it a fumble because they

1089
00:53:49,840 --> 00:53:51,839
Speaker 2: called it an I don't know. It was some damn way.

1090
00:53:51,880 --> 00:53:53,960
Speaker 2: I was like, no, either it's that or it's not.

1091
00:53:54,280 --> 00:53:56,160
Speaker 2: Like it doesn't matter what you called it on the field.

1092
00:53:56,280 --> 00:53:58,160
Speaker 2: If you go review it and it is something, you

1093
00:53:58,239 --> 00:53:58,640
Speaker 2: call it.

1094
00:53:58,800 --> 00:54:00,719
Speaker 1: And if there is a fumble, always run it to

1095
00:54:00,800 --> 00:54:02,839
Speaker 1: the end zone. I hate when it always stops it

1096
00:54:02,920 --> 00:54:05,120
Speaker 1: and then they go, oh he could, he would have

1097
00:54:05,160 --> 00:54:08,400
Speaker 1: ran it. It was their ball every.

1098
00:54:07,440 --> 00:54:09,720
Speaker 2: Time, just picking them all and run it. And every

1099
00:54:09,760 --> 00:54:11,319
Speaker 2: time the ball is on the ground, you should someone

1100
00:54:11,360 --> 00:54:12,960
Speaker 2: should pick it up no matter what.

1101
00:54:13,120 --> 00:54:14,000
Speaker 1: Dude, that's my boy.

1102
00:54:14,080 --> 00:54:14,400
Speaker 2: Leave us.

1103
00:54:14,400 --> 00:54:16,120
Speaker 1: When I went to the game, Yeah, he fucking ran

1104
00:54:16,160 --> 00:54:18,840
Speaker 1: it from the fifty. Yeah, it ended up not working,

1105
00:54:19,000 --> 00:54:21,000
Speaker 1: but he thought it was a fumble. Then they slow

1106
00:54:21,000 --> 00:54:22,600
Speaker 1: mowed it and his knee was you know, when he

1107
00:54:22,640 --> 00:54:24,640
Speaker 1: was down, the guys put their fingers on him, but

1108
00:54:24,719 --> 00:54:26,520
Speaker 1: he didn't feel it. Yeah, dude, he ran it in

1109
00:54:26,520 --> 00:54:29,719
Speaker 1: from the fifth got him do said, the fans are

1110
00:54:29,719 --> 00:54:32,839
Speaker 1: going crazy. Didn't count preaty thing. But it's so cool.

1111
00:54:33,000 --> 00:54:35,120
Speaker 2: It fu cool, it feels cool. I mean then he's

1112
00:54:35,160 --> 00:54:36,960
Speaker 2: out of breath for the next play and he's like, hey,

1113
00:54:36,960 --> 00:54:39,040
Speaker 2: call run, call run. I don't have the energy to

1114
00:54:39,040 --> 00:54:40,080
Speaker 2: throw it. I'm too tired.

1115
00:54:40,160 --> 00:54:41,799
Speaker 1: I think about this stuff after the fact, all the

1116
00:54:41,800 --> 00:54:43,239
Speaker 1: badass stuff he did during the game.

1117
00:54:43,320 --> 00:54:43,960
Speaker 2: What else do you do?

1118
00:54:44,239 --> 00:54:45,839
Speaker 1: I mean, like when de Hop would yell at him

1119
00:54:45,960 --> 00:54:47,080
Speaker 1: like it was ten feet over my head, he'd be

1120
00:54:47,120 --> 00:54:49,480
Speaker 1: like f off and like get to the sidelines. He

1121
00:54:49,520 --> 00:54:52,080
Speaker 1: did the thing where he flipped, did an entire flip,

1122
00:54:52,120 --> 00:54:54,440
Speaker 1: and then everybody thought he died, and he signaled for

1123
00:54:54,440 --> 00:54:57,560
Speaker 1: a first down, the crowd going crazy, and then we

1124
00:54:57,560 --> 00:54:59,080
Speaker 1: didn't see it from up there. But he does the

1125
00:54:59,160 --> 00:55:01,680
Speaker 1: muscle flex, vain and steroids all over.

1126
00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:05,160
Speaker 2: I mean he does. Listen, we missed that from my advantage,

1127
00:55:05,200 --> 00:55:09,440
Speaker 2: but he does like deflex, and he's got he looks jacked. Yeah,

1128
00:55:09,480 --> 00:55:11,200
Speaker 2: like he looks like he works out. He's on a die.

1129
00:55:11,239 --> 00:55:13,840
Speaker 2: He's got quite the chef. Yeah, probably probably not the

1130
00:55:13,880 --> 00:55:14,680
Speaker 2: same chefs that we have.

1131
00:55:14,800 --> 00:55:15,959
Speaker 1: Huh, we don't have one.

1132
00:55:16,200 --> 00:55:17,680
Speaker 2: No, you're right, but we got a lot of backup

1133
00:55:17,760 --> 00:55:19,240
Speaker 2: quarterbacks again in the NFL this weekend.

1134
00:55:19,280 --> 00:55:22,600
Speaker 1: I can't wait. I mean, but remember, I'm not saying

1135
00:55:22,680 --> 00:55:24,600
Speaker 1: but I'm not saying, but I'm saying, there's still a

1136
00:55:24,640 --> 00:55:27,719
Speaker 1: lot that can happen. That AFC South Jacksonville isn't the lead.

1137
00:55:27,920 --> 00:55:29,960
Speaker 1: Lawrence is fine. Yeah, what about C. J.

1138
00:55:30,080 --> 00:55:31,799
Speaker 2: Stroud. I don't know if he's playing or not.

1139
00:55:31,960 --> 00:55:34,879
Speaker 1: Because the Texans are one game back and Titans play

1140
00:55:34,920 --> 00:55:37,440
Speaker 1: the Texans, Titans can win out. They still have a

1141
00:55:37,480 --> 00:55:40,799
Speaker 1: mathematical chance to make the playoffs. If something shook up

1142
00:55:40,800 --> 00:55:43,200
Speaker 1: in that division. That would be fascinating if the Texans

1143
00:55:43,239 --> 00:55:45,040
Speaker 1: were in the playoffs or if the Titans made a

1144
00:55:45,040 --> 00:55:47,640
Speaker 1: miracle run. And then for the Coaches Convention, we're watching

1145
00:55:47,719 --> 00:55:49,560
Speaker 1: the Titans at flaw Jaws.

1146
00:55:49,560 --> 00:55:51,560
Speaker 2: Okay, I like how you dream big. It's the end

1147
00:55:51,600 --> 00:55:54,439
Speaker 2: of the years. You have these aspirations to dream big.

1148
00:55:54,480 --> 00:55:57,000
Speaker 2: But really what we need to be talking about is

1149
00:55:57,040 --> 00:56:00,680
Speaker 2: the fantasy football playoffs. Man, if you guys could all

1150
00:56:00,800 --> 00:56:04,719
Speaker 2: keep me in your thoughts and prayers this weekend, as

1151
00:56:04,760 --> 00:56:09,120
Speaker 2: I have somehow made it to the sore Losers fantasy

1152
00:56:09,120 --> 00:56:13,840
Speaker 2: football playoffs, I am battling the hottest team, one of

1153
00:56:13,880 --> 00:56:16,279
Speaker 2: the hottest teams in the league. Whiskey makes me a

1154
00:56:16,280 --> 00:56:19,279
Speaker 2: wooz a. His team is loaded. Oh that was in

1155
00:56:19,320 --> 00:56:22,560
Speaker 2: my division. Yes, welcome to my division. I play him

1156
00:56:22,600 --> 00:56:26,680
Speaker 2: this week. He's got Tyreek, He's got Dak Oh.

1157
00:56:26,800 --> 00:56:28,480
Speaker 1: I think I kind of want to root for my division.

1158
00:56:28,520 --> 00:56:31,160
Speaker 2: He's got the Niners. D I mean he has everything

1159
00:56:31,320 --> 00:56:33,520
Speaker 2: locked and loaded. His team is amazing.

1160
00:56:33,719 --> 00:56:36,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, thanks to your schedule creation with Battle of the Box,

1161
00:56:36,520 --> 00:56:38,399
Speaker 1: I played the Dude's like seven times this year.

1162
00:56:38,600 --> 00:56:40,800
Speaker 2: No, you couldn't have. You only played one team twice

1163
00:56:41,320 --> 00:56:43,680
Speaker 2: or the you played like three teams twice.

1164
00:56:44,200 --> 00:56:45,680
Speaker 1: I played him at least three times.

1165
00:56:46,760 --> 00:56:53,120
Speaker 2: No, impossible. Yeah, I'll pass. Okay. Uh so, yeah, there's

1166
00:56:53,160 --> 00:56:56,879
Speaker 2: some great matchups. Batter's box. He got in, he got in,

1167
00:56:57,640 --> 00:57:01,640
Speaker 2: he's snuck in. He's got a tough battle. I don't

1168
00:57:01,680 --> 00:57:05,000
Speaker 2: know Mister Ed he would. Mister Ed won his division

1169
00:57:05,520 --> 00:57:08,400
Speaker 2: and he was like the fifth highest point so he

1170
00:57:08,400 --> 00:57:10,800
Speaker 2: didn't score a lot of points, but he won games. Alright,

1171
00:57:11,320 --> 00:57:13,680
Speaker 2: it's gonna be a dogfight. It is gonna be not

1172
00:57:13,840 --> 00:57:16,160
Speaker 2: a legal dog fight, not like Michael Vick. We're not

1173
00:57:16,240 --> 00:57:16,680
Speaker 2: doing that.

1174
00:57:16,880 --> 00:57:21,000
Speaker 1: Ray. Sorry for the twenty twelve references. Yeah, that's my bad,

1175
00:57:21,040 --> 00:57:23,800
Speaker 1: but yes, it is gonna be. It is nerve racking weekend.

1176
00:57:24,400 --> 00:57:28,240
Speaker 2: Ashley Ruiz, whoever took over her roster, hurt franchise and

1177
00:57:28,280 --> 00:57:30,680
Speaker 2: they made the playoffs. Put a ring on it versus

1178
00:57:30,680 --> 00:57:35,000
Speaker 2: the Pittsburgh Feelers. That's from your division, Ashley. Two teams

1179
00:57:35,160 --> 00:57:36,000
Speaker 2: make it from every day.

1180
00:57:36,080 --> 00:57:38,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, Ashley Ruiz, Guys, she's doing well in the north

1181
00:57:38,560 --> 00:57:40,360
Speaker 1: side of town. She has her own house. She was

1182
00:57:40,400 --> 00:57:43,440
Speaker 1: not affected by the tornadoes. She is working from home,

1183
00:57:43,480 --> 00:57:44,680
Speaker 1: and she is on Ozembic.

1184
00:57:44,880 --> 00:57:49,600
Speaker 2: The British British Invasion versus Mister Ed. Right now, the

1185
00:57:49,600 --> 00:57:55,840
Speaker 2: British Invasion is favored to win. They have fields Najie Harris, McCaffrey,

1186
00:57:56,160 --> 00:58:02,520
Speaker 2: Brandon Ayuk, DeAndre Hopkins, Puka Rashi Rice against Russell Wilson,

1187
00:58:02,600 --> 00:58:07,720
Speaker 2: James Cook, Kyn Williams, Devonte tyreek Ill. I mean that's

1188
00:58:07,800 --> 00:58:10,760
Speaker 2: just a squad. They're all, They're both squads. Batter's Box

1189
00:58:10,840 --> 00:58:13,520
Speaker 2: is taken on TD Muscle White, and let me tell you,

1190
00:58:13,760 --> 00:58:15,040
Speaker 2: Muscle White, the.

1191
00:58:15,040 --> 00:58:17,440
Speaker 1: Favorite winner runs away with three k.

1192
00:58:18,320 --> 00:58:21,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, like almost three k yeah, TD Muscle White versus

1193
00:58:21,920 --> 00:58:25,040
Speaker 2: Batter's Box. And then those are that those are the playoffs.

1194
00:58:25,040 --> 00:58:28,800
Speaker 2: That's the matchups. Man, come on.

1195
00:58:30,280 --> 00:58:36,160
Speaker 1: Couple's account. Have we talked? Oh yeah, so I've got

1196
00:58:36,160 --> 00:58:40,640
Speaker 1: a yeah. So I've got one hundred dollars bet on

1197
00:58:40,640 --> 00:58:43,560
Speaker 1: the Cowboys. Eddie gifted it to me on oh man,

1198
00:58:43,840 --> 00:58:46,720
Speaker 1: So yeah, so I have that in the couple's account.

1199
00:58:46,720 --> 00:58:50,000
Speaker 1: Locked up. We had five dollars left. Uh oh, we

1200
00:58:50,040 --> 00:58:54,520
Speaker 1: didn't even have five dollars. We had a five dollars

1201
00:58:54,520 --> 00:59:00,800
Speaker 1: bonus bet. It took a flyer tennis bet plus three fifty.

1202
00:59:01,440 --> 00:59:05,040
Speaker 1: I took another tennis bet minus one thousand, and then

1203
00:59:05,040 --> 00:59:07,919
Speaker 1: I took an even money overseas women's basketball game under

1204
00:59:07,960 --> 00:59:11,480
Speaker 1: one fifty seven. Oh my god, I kind of forgot

1205
00:59:11,480 --> 00:59:13,520
Speaker 1: I even did it and checked the next day. We

1206
00:59:13,640 --> 00:59:17,840
Speaker 1: miraculously have thirty nine in the account. It gets better.

1207
00:59:18,520 --> 00:59:21,880
Speaker 1: I then did another fifteen the next day dollar parlay

1208
00:59:22,560 --> 00:59:27,360
Speaker 1: won that it was heavy favorites. The account is blossoming

1209
00:59:27,520 --> 00:59:31,320
Speaker 1: and busting with money at fifty four dollars out of

1210
00:59:31,360 --> 00:59:31,840
Speaker 1: thin air.

1211
00:59:32,600 --> 00:59:33,160
Speaker 2: That's great.

1212
00:59:33,320 --> 00:59:35,880
Speaker 1: I'm gonna continue to build it until the convention. I

1213
00:59:35,920 --> 00:59:38,600
Speaker 1: love it. And then we're just gonna bet that whole weekend.

1214
00:59:38,640 --> 00:59:40,880
Speaker 2: Oh, we are gonna bet big on the preds that night.

1215
00:59:41,040 --> 00:59:46,600
Speaker 2: Sorelosers dot com guys, the perfect Christmas gift is a

1216
00:59:46,640 --> 00:59:50,680
Speaker 2: ticket to the convention. Sorelosers dot Com. Listen, we talk

1217
00:59:50,760 --> 00:59:52,919
Speaker 2: about it every year. You don't want to miss out,

1218
00:59:53,040 --> 00:59:54,800
Speaker 2: and you hear all the stories and you're like, oh

1219
00:59:54,880 --> 00:59:56,880
Speaker 2: my god, I should have gone. I should have gone

1220
00:59:57,400 --> 00:59:59,560
Speaker 2: what it could have should have You don't buy it now,

1221
00:59:59,560 --> 01:00:03,000
Speaker 2: it's gonna be too late. Hey, the future is now.

1222
01:00:03,160 --> 01:00:06,240
Speaker 2: When it becomes the future, you already missed the convention.

1223
01:00:06,440 --> 01:00:09,080
Speaker 1: Baser, So what should we fund the four oh one

1224
01:00:09,200 --> 01:00:15,400
Speaker 1: k with me? Don't worry. Bet MGM's got that under control.

1225
01:00:16,200 --> 01:00:19,160
Speaker 2: Yeah like that a lot, like that a lot.

1226
01:00:19,240 --> 01:00:22,120
Speaker 1: Hey, we just need a pipeline directly from the betting

1227
01:00:22,240 --> 01:00:27,480
Speaker 1: site to the flooid. Don't worry, I got it under control. Mabe.

1228
01:00:27,760 --> 01:00:31,640
Speaker 2: Oh boy. All right, everybody, have a good weekend. Have

1229
01:00:31,760 --> 01:00:33,160
Speaker 2: a good weekend. We're out here.

1230
01:00:33,320 --> 01:00:35,640
Speaker 1: Happy Christmas and Mary Holidays.

1231
01:00:35,320 --> 01:00:38,880
Speaker 2: Man, bull season, Bull Season. We'll see you Monday. We're

1232
01:00:38,920 --> 01:00:39,320
Speaker 2: out here.

1233
01:00:39,440 --> 01:00:42,960
Speaker 1: Arnold will keep tweeting. Step to the Twitter Sore Loser show.

1234
01:00:43,160 --> 01:00:44,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, we out.

1235
01:00:47,080 --> 01:00:50,400
Speaker 1: Hey, stop using my image and likeness. I didn't tweet that,

1236
01:00:50,720 --> 01:00:52,920
Speaker 1: Yes you did. It's a good bitch. Shut the hell up.

1237
01:00:53,120 --> 01:00:56,600
Speaker 1: Shut up. You're a bitch. No, you're an idiot. You're

1238
01:00:56,640 --> 01:01:02,400
Speaker 1: a you're a bitch. What the cut the audio? Okay, Sirie,

1239
01:01:03,480 --> 01:01:09,360
Speaker 1: oh munch oh here hebby, Mary kismas, hebby.

1240
01:01:09,440 --> 01:01:15,439
Speaker 2: I'm gonna propose this one, hey, Arnold on Monday Show,

1241
01:01:15,480 --> 01:01:17,800
Speaker 2: do you think you could give us your top five

1242
01:01:17,880 --> 01:01:19,160
Speaker 2: sports moments.

1243
01:01:18,760 --> 01:01:21,520
Speaker 1: Of the year. Can one of them be in of course.

1244
01:01:21,640 --> 01:01:24,080
Speaker 2: No, that's not a sports moment. I want you to

1245
01:01:24,080 --> 01:01:26,520
Speaker 2: look at it and remember the top five highlights of

1246
01:01:26,520 --> 01:01:29,400
Speaker 2: the year, Arnold. Okay, one of them was no no

1247
01:01:29,480 --> 01:01:32,480
Speaker 2: Arnold save it for Monday. The top five sports moments

1248
01:01:32,480 --> 01:01:33,560
Speaker 2: from twenty twenty three.

1249
01:01:33,720 --> 01:01:35,000
Speaker 1: None of them was on The Out Show.

1250
01:01:35,240 --> 01:01:38,360
Speaker 2: Okay, Arnold, just bring it in a Monday.

1251
01:01:38,560 --> 01:01:40,800
Speaker 1: Do you guys count the hot dog eating contest?

1252
01:01:41,200 --> 01:01:43,600
Speaker 2: Whatever you want, Arnold, I'm gonna suck

1253
01:01:43,640 --> 01:01:45,720
Speaker 1: Down a Prognosile today, a lunch fifty B