Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tapping.
Speaker 2: Dear Elvis, My coworker, Aaron just bought a computer. She
Speaker 2: just finished paying it off, but she's had run in
Speaker 2: after run in with the customer service department along the way.
Speaker 2: Sometimes they call her and claim that her payments have
Speaker 2: been late. She was so happy to have finished dealing
Speaker 2: with them. She paid it all off. Wouldn't it be
Speaker 2: funny though, if they called her and claimed her last
Speaker 2: payment never arrived and she still owes money on this computer.
Speaker 2: She can't figure out. I hope to hear from you, guys.
Speaker 2: That comes to us from Heather. All right, so Scary
Speaker 2: is going to do Heather's phone tap on her friend erin.
Speaker 2: Heather's going to be listening in on the other line.
Speaker 2: Shall we go?
Speaker 3: Mm hmm, Hello, I'm looking for Aaron, please, Peter fits
Speaker 3: well from how.
Speaker 1: You doing good? How are you?
Speaker 4: I'm looking through here. I noticed you had purchased a
Speaker 4: computer a few months back. Then we never received your
Speaker 4: last payment.
Speaker 1: No, I paid it off, sir, last month. You did, Yes,
Speaker 1: I did, because I had it out with one of
Speaker 1: your customer representatives. I have no idea Okay, I paid
Speaker 1: it off. I asked him how much I owed, and
Speaker 1: I paid it off. This is not nothing personal to you.
Speaker 1: I just don't like my computer, don't like the service,
Speaker 1: nothing about it.
Speaker 3: Really.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I really honestly despise this computer more than you
Speaker 1: could ever imagine.
Speaker 4: How computers are made of only the finest components, ma'am.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I understand that. I'm just not happy, and that's
Speaker 1: why I paid this off.
Speaker 4: Well, I got all kinds of charges racking up here, charges,
Speaker 4: late fees of thirty dollars for what because we never
Speaker 4: received that check?
Speaker 1: Okay, sir, I understand that. But when your customer representative
Speaker 1: called me, I told him pay off the account. Who
Speaker 1: was this I don't know. I was on my cell
Speaker 1: phone because it was a Sunday.
Speaker 3: You don't write these things down, not when.
Speaker 1: I'm driving, sir.
Speaker 3: That's not good.
Speaker 1: Can I have a manager please?
Speaker 3: I am the manager, and you want to speak to
Speaker 3: the person in national you know what?
Speaker 1: Actually I do. I cannot believe. I am floored that
Speaker 1: you are speaking to one of your services. I am floored.
Speaker 1: I want to a manager over you.
Speaker 3: I am floored that you have the audacity not to
Speaker 3: pay your bills. On time, is what?
Speaker 1: Excuse me, sir. I don't think that's any of your business.
Speaker 1: And I do pay my bills on time. I want
Speaker 1: somebody else to speak to. I will not speak to
Speaker 1: you anymore. And you know what, and another thing, Come
Speaker 1: get your computer back from me, because I swear to
Speaker 1: God I will find a complaint against your company so quick.
Speaker 3: You really want me to come take the computer back?
Speaker 1: Absolutely, sir. My husband will be waiting there for you.
Speaker 3: You're not getting your money back, and I'm reporting you
Speaker 3: to the credit bureau.
Speaker 1: That is fine.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I hope you're not applying for a home loan
Speaker 3: at any time soon.
Speaker 1: You know what, that's none of your business, sir.
Speaker 3: I have the power to screw up your entire credit
Speaker 3: right now.
Speaker 1: What do you think you are? What is your telephone number? Sir?
Speaker 3: First of all?
Speaker 1: What is your telephone? Don't first of all me? What
Speaker 1: is your telephone?
Speaker 3: Did somebody get up on the wrong side of the
Speaker 3: bed this morning?
Speaker 1: Your business?
Speaker 2: What a bed?
Speaker 1: I woke up on?
Speaker 3: Someone's so cranky today?
Speaker 1: I am. I am floored, sir. I am hanging up
Speaker 1: on you.
Speaker 4: I want a number from I want a number for
Speaker 4: I'm trying to handle this like a human. Yes, I am.
Speaker 1: You are not.
Speaker 3: I'm a people person.
Speaker 1: No you're not. I am a pole. The way you
Speaker 1: are speaking to me. You don't speak to your customers
Speaker 1: like this.
Speaker 3: Can I ask you a question?
Speaker 1: Then?
Speaker 3: Why are you raising your voice?
Speaker 1: I upsit with you. You can not speak to me
Speaker 1: like this?
Speaker 3: Why are you raising your voice?
Speaker 1: This is any discussion?
Speaker 3: What do you do for a living?
Speaker 1: I think you're a rude, arrogant person, and I don't
Speaker 1: want to speak to you.
Speaker 3: Really, I've been working here for twenty years.
Speaker 1: Is it so hard to get a number? You know what? Actually,
Speaker 1: I have a number. I'll have somebody else.
Speaker 3: Okay, just just shot this down.
Speaker 1: Yep.
Speaker 4: My name is Peter and my number is one eight
Speaker 4: hundred two four to two zero one hundred.
Speaker 1: I'll have my husband Colly.
Speaker 3: Yeah, just ask for Elvis Durant because you've been phone tapped.
Speaker 1: No freaking wife.
Speaker 3: Aaron Heather played the phone tap.
Speaker 1: I feel like such an ass. Oh my god, I
Speaker 1: heard you right now, Elvis Duran's phone tap.
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