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Speaker 1: It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, and a lot

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Speaker 1: of you listening probably don't know that we've been doing

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Speaker 1: this show together for a long long time. Yeah yeah,

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Speaker 1: well over a decade and a lot of really really

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Speaker 1: dumb segment ideas have made it onto the air ye time.

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Speaker 1: I mean like really stupid.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: In fact, one happened that pre dates Jose even being here,

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Speaker 1: where we had one of Brooks's friends on the phone

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Speaker 1: and we had her pretend that she was a car psyche. Remember,

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Speaker 1: So listeners would call in, they would honk their car horn,

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Speaker 1: and this lady would be able to tell the make

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Speaker 1: and model of their vehicle just by the sound. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I mean, I gotta tell you.

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Speaker 2: The trick was that the callers would tell our producer

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Speaker 2: what they were driving first, and then he would tell Tanya.

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Speaker 3: But yeah, Tyler.

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Speaker 1: Well one of our all time dumb ideas, So I

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Speaker 1: love it.

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Speaker 3: We didn't use.

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Speaker 1: That exact concept, but we are bringing the car psychic

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Speaker 1: act in a different way. And now this psychic needs

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Speaker 1: car insurance. In your phone tap right now, This.

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Speaker 2: Is Jason with Insurance. How can I help you?

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Speaker 1: Hi, Jason, My name is Jevin Quibb. And I'm calling

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Speaker 1: because I need to add a very specific type of

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Speaker 1: coverage to my policy.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, what are you looking to ensure? Uh?

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Speaker 3: I mean it's it's kind of hard to describe, Okay.

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Speaker 2: I mean I've been doing this a long time, so

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Speaker 2: I'm sure whatever it is, we could do something.

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Speaker 3: Well.

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Speaker 4: Then, yeah, I guess maybe you've heard of this before.

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Speaker 4: So I'm a car clairvoyant.

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Speaker 3: You know.

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Speaker 2: I I don't know. Could you actually explain that a

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Speaker 2: little more?

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Speaker 4: Well, I have a gift where I can see the future,

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Speaker 4: but only with my red Hyundai.

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Speaker 2: I'm not sure I understand.

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Speaker 4: For example, just last night I had a vision of

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Speaker 4: a car crash at the intersection of Eighth and Cedar,

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Speaker 4: very vivid, and that there was spilled or and soda

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Speaker 4: and a saxophone flying through the windshield. And I want

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Speaker 4: to save some money by filing a preclaim for when

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Speaker 4: it happens.

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Speaker 2: A preclaim. Yeah, I'm sorry, what are you what are

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Speaker 2: you talking about?

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Speaker 4: Think of it like time travel insurance. You don't want

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Speaker 4: to be the guy who denied me and then sees

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Speaker 4: it come true on the news and realizes, oh gosh,

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Speaker 4: I blew it.

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Speaker 2: Wait did you say time travel insurance.

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Speaker 4: Okay, you're acting like you've never ensured this before. But

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Speaker 4: you said you've seen pretty much everything.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I've seen every type of actual insurance, not something

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Speaker 2: for a car clearvoint.

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Speaker 4: Okay, but I'm not asking for a full payout or anything,

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Speaker 4: just partial coverage in case the universe collapses from the

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Speaker 4: weight of my foresight.

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Speaker 2: In case the universe collapses.

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Speaker 3: You're being difficult with me.

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Speaker 2: Sure, I'm not being difficult with you. I just you know,

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Speaker 2: this isn't something that people ensure.

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Speaker 3: This is feels like a pretty normal request.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not, though. That's the thing.

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Speaker 4: You're going to feel really dumb when a saxophone hits

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Speaker 4: my red Hyundai later today because I told you so.

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Speaker 2: But I mean, but why would I feel dumb? It's

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Speaker 2: It's not like it's not something we do.

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Speaker 3: Oh oh, did you hear that?

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Speaker 4: That's a dark blue nineteen ninety six Cadillact de Ville

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Speaker 4: And I didn't even look out the window.

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Speaker 3: I just knew it. It's my gift.

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Speaker 1: So do you believe me?

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Speaker 3: Now? Do you believe in my carvoyance?

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Speaker 2: No? Why would I?

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Speaker 4: Okay, fine, you win? What if I scale it back?

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Speaker 4: You can just ensure my third eye.

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Speaker 3: That's it.

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Speaker 1: You can listen as non traditional vision assistance.

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Speaker 3: Nope, you must have that.

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Speaker 2: We do We don't have anything like that.

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Speaker 3: Oh you don't do that either.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm sorry, but I think you need to speak

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Speaker 2: to a different kind of specialist because this is just

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Speaker 2: completely out of.

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Speaker 4: My own you know what, Jason, even though I'm a

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Speaker 4: car psychic, I knew you were going to say that.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Kevin, Kevin quib that's correct, right, I gotta go.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I can't do this anymore.

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Speaker 3: No, no, wait, hold on, because guess what else I saw.

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Speaker 2: I really don't care at this point because I don't

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Speaker 2: care about a car psychic.

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Speaker 4: No, you will care because I saw this very moment happening,

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Speaker 4: you on the radio getting prank phone called.

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Speaker 2: It's what do you? What are you talking about?

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Speaker 1: You're on the radio right now, Jason, and my real

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Speaker 1: name is Jeff from a show called Brook and Jeffrey

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Speaker 1: in the morning. We're doing a phone tap on you. Man,

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Speaker 1: I am I'm just joking.

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Speaker 2: My god, you owe my I was so so confused.

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Speaker 1: That was just I know, that was a whole point.

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Speaker 1: Your coworker, Kelly wanted to set you up because she said,

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Speaker 1: you're the only one in the office who still takes

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Speaker 1: weird calls pretty seriously. She want us to go full

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Speaker 1: weird man.

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Speaker 2: I was on the Google car clear Plane insurance to

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Speaker 2: see if I was a crazy one.

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Speaker 1: That's a real thing now thanks to you.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, no, no, it's not.

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Speaker 1: I predict that you will be the leader of car

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Speaker 1: clairvoyance insurance all around the globe.

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Speaker 2: I mean it's like A makes some money. It's like

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Speaker 2: I'm not A.

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Speaker 1: I'll follow my preclaim with you tomorrow morning.

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Speaker 2: Cool, I'll be here a week up.

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Speaker 1: Every morning was fun taps weekday mornings on the twenties

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