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Speaker 1: Mom said she'd handle the cake. Well, guess what, Mom,

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Speaker 1: I'll handle you. Okayop, mom handler over here.

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Speaker 2: That's right.

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Speaker 3: That's what I call my friend Lemchi when he goes

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Speaker 3: out to the club and picks up milks.

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Speaker 1: There we go, Cougartown, USA. Population that guy. That guy

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Speaker 1: picks up these ladies in his sting Ray. He's like

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Speaker 1: this nineteen sixty seven Stingray. It's like a super that

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Speaker 1: old nice car.

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Speaker 2: That sounds super sick.

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Speaker 1: I don't even know smoke cigars what car that is,

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Speaker 1: but it is old and milfy. That's like, uh yeah,

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Speaker 1: the seventies you were. You were bagging checks even today

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Speaker 1: even today, bag.

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Speaker 2: Of checks with that bag, you know, like a serial

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Speaker 2: killer like that, taking.

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Speaker 3: Them into the refrigerator.

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Speaker 1: Refrigerator. That's that's the move. That's the movie go to

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Speaker 1: when you want to be cool. Anyways, just getting not

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Speaker 1: sellial killers. We're not seriously serial killers. No, this is

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Speaker 1: a part time yep, all.

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Speaker 2: Right, the joke is over. Long story shore.

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Speaker 1: I was told to bring cake to my mother's place

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Speaker 1: for yesterday's.

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Speaker 3: King like a it's like a it's a you know,

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Speaker 3: like a euphanism, like bring that cake for mother's day.

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Speaker 1: Maybe bring that booty. It could be that cake. Probably not,

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Speaker 1: but it's anything's possible. She said she would handle dinner.

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Speaker 1: Quote unquote, Okay, I arrived to find the kitchen table

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Speaker 1: overflowing with groceries and her expecting me to spend the

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Speaker 1: entire day cooking a proper Italian American feast for the

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Speaker 1: whole family. I'm talking at least a dozen people over here.

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Speaker 2: Dude. That sounds like it takes hours and hours and hours.

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Speaker 1: I mean like a whole a whole day, honestly, a

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Speaker 1: whole day of cooking.

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Speaker 2: It's like a like a Christmas meal.

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Speaker 3: All right, all right, I just like to say, John

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Speaker 3: gave me a recipe for something to cook, and he's like, oh, bro,

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Speaker 3: like you'll be able to whip this up. And like

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Speaker 3: thirty minutes, I literally did nothing but cook. I made

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Speaker 3: hummus and I made that thing. Yeah, and it took

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Speaker 3: me all day, really yeah, all day. Also a lot

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Speaker 3: a very good cook. Cook it with me next time.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, now I kind of have it all memorized

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Speaker 2: so I can.

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Speaker 3: Like just yeah, i'll get there. I'll get there. But

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Speaker 3: like I was like, it was like how do you

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Speaker 3: chop stuff?

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Speaker 2: And you put.

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Speaker 1: You got all the extra ingredients probably or some of

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Speaker 1: the extra ingredients.

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Speaker 2: Maybe they did. They did. Yeah, so there you go. See,

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Speaker 2: I do not go to the extra mile, ladies and gentlemen.

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Speaker 2: That is the key.

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Speaker 3: It tastes great though it tastes good. It tastes a

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Speaker 3: lot of cayam peppers that made a little spicy nice

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Speaker 3: Christians like mouth was on fire.

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Speaker 2: I gave them some. That's a good move.

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Speaker 1: So my mom gave me no warning for all this cooking.

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Speaker 1: Was never asked to do it, never even got a

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Speaker 1: hint about it.

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Speaker 2: It's ridiculous.

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Speaker 1: I was just expected to happily roll up my sleeves

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Speaker 1: and get to a cooking for four plus hours while

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Speaker 1: everyone else lounge around and enjoy themselves. You got you

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Speaker 1: got a whole crew here, and no one's pitching in

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Speaker 1: Like yeah, but I like I imagine that's probably what

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Speaker 1: like like the you know, like, uh, the traditional Italian

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Speaker 1: way is it's like all right, woman, either either mom

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Speaker 1: or like somebody stay in. You'll stay in there until

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Speaker 1: and then we're prisoned. We'll finish watching Seinfeld or whatever.

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Speaker 3: I see, like like like that, I do not think

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Speaker 3: that is the right way to be clear. Uh, but

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Speaker 3: uh so my mom is an amazing cook and cooks

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Speaker 3: for for like our family gatherings, and like instead of

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Speaker 3: being quarantined in the kitchen, like everyone surrounds the kitchen

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Speaker 3: and like helps a little bit. Like my mom's definitely

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Speaker 3: running the show because like she's she she's a strict

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Speaker 3: captain with the kitchen. But uh, everyone's like talking with

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Speaker 3: each other and joking around while like we're helping out

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Speaker 3: a little bit, and like we're sitting around. There's like

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Speaker 3: an island in the middle of the kitchen and we're

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Speaker 3: sitting around there. So I feel like that's how it

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Speaker 3: should be done, Like move the conversation to the kitchen.

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Speaker 1: That's exactly perfect. Everyone's chilling, everyone hanging and participating with Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Good model, good model. So guess guess what op did Sam?

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Speaker 2: What they left? They left?

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Speaker 1: They left on Mother's Day? See you later, Maham Seal

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Speaker 1: hit her family. Wow, and I took the cake with me.

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Speaker 1: Damn cake with me? Okay, Savage, that's right, And we

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Speaker 1: got we got some quick updates. So update number one.

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Speaker 1: A few of you wanted to know the cake. It's

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Speaker 1: the Black Magic Cake aka Nana's Chocolate cake from the

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Speaker 1: old recipe subreddit. So good O MFG, I'm actually I

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Speaker 1: kind of want to try that now hung the cake.

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Speaker 1: I'm now yeah. Same update number two, Electric Bungaloo. The

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Speaker 1: fallout phone calls from my mother and brother. As I

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Speaker 1: drove home. She put on the weary her act, expressing

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Speaker 1: how disappointed she was and having such a selfish and

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Speaker 1: lazy daughter, you know the usual. I just agreed with her, yep,

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Speaker 1: I sure am selfish and lazy. You should have raised me.

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Speaker 2: Better, and then I hung up. Damn.

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Speaker 1: Brother was outrage that I made a scene and embarrassed

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Speaker 1: them because they had to order a bunch of mediocre

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Speaker 1: pizza and stale conoli from the only place open.

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Speaker 2: Unaccept the ball.

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Speaker 3: I'm moving pizza boxes on.

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Speaker 2: I'm more in a bunch than a meat the ball.

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Speaker 2: I'm more crimped than a than an edge of ravioli.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I tried. I lulled it their misfortune, but he

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Speaker 1: hung up on me. I hadn't wanted to speak to

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Speaker 1: either of them anyway, so I considered that a double wind.

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Speaker 1: Good Grady, this is a dysfunctional family.