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Speaker 1: It's another Jewbile phone frames on the twenties. Hello, how

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Speaker 1: was the coffee?

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry? Who is it?

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Speaker 1: I said? How was your morning coffee today? John?

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Speaker 2: Well, it's still hot to I haven't.

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Speaker 1: Heard drink up, buttercup? Drink up?

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry? Who is this?

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Speaker 1: My name is also John? John?

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Speaker 2: Okay? And John?

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Speaker 1: What do you want?

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Speaker 2: You get my number?

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Speaker 1: Don't worry about how I got your number, but I'm

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Speaker 1: just wondering how your coffee is this morning? John h?

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Speaker 2: Okay? See last name too? All right? What do you want?

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Speaker 1: I'm John B.

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Speaker 2: Well good for you, John.

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Speaker 1: And the other day at the the other day at

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Speaker 1: the Starbucks, you grabbed my drinking instead, John H. What

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Speaker 1: did what did you order?

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Speaker 2: I've never picked up a drink that didn't match what

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Speaker 2: I ordered.

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Speaker 1: It was a plane coffee had John B clearly written

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Speaker 1: on the side, and you grabbed it and.

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Speaker 2: Walked it right off. I order playing coffee. So do

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Speaker 2: I pick up? Yeah? So it doesn't matter, right? Did

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Speaker 2: you just pick up the other John one? It probably

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Speaker 2: was just a plain coffee.

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Speaker 1: I picked up the other cup of coffee. Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: hit your name on it, John H. And I threw

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Speaker 1: it right in the trash, because no way I'm drinking

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Speaker 1: any other John's coffee. So you took my coffee. So

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Speaker 1: how's yours tasting this morning? John?

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Speaker 2: I don know, it tastes fine, looks funny. I need

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Speaker 2: you just leave me alone, all right.

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Speaker 1: I wonder how it's gonna taste in a little while

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Speaker 1: when you can't get off the toilet.

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Speaker 2: Wait, what did you do to the coffee? Oh?

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Speaker 1: Nothing, just you know how coffee can get things kind

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Speaker 1: of moving, you know, because the stimulant and stuff like that.

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Speaker 1: So yeah, yeah, have a good day then, and be

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Speaker 1: careful whose coffee you steal?

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Speaker 2: Wait? Did you did you poison my coffee? Because if

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Speaker 2: you did, you know Starbucks has Are you.

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Speaker 1: Accusing me of putting something in your coffee?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, you made it sound like you put something

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Speaker 2: in my coffee.

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Speaker 1: Oh I don't know, did I or didn't I? I

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Speaker 1: guess that's a good question, John, And I guess you'll

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Speaker 1: find out later when you're in the John.

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Speaker 2: Real funny. No, I'm gonna find you, man like by

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Speaker 2: the sounds that you're like what five ft four? I mean,

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Speaker 2: it's gonna be easy to spot you.

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Speaker 1: Oh, so you know exactly what I look like? Then

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Speaker 1: you took my coffee on purpose the other day, didn't you,

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Speaker 1: No man, And then like, look, I drank like half

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Speaker 1: of this thing already.

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Speaker 2: Okay, So like, oh boy, you drink.

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Speaker 1: You drink half of it, coffee thief. It's gonna be

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Speaker 1: a long day for you. Suck up.

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Speaker 2: I swear to God it's this. I have an important

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Speaker 2: meeting today, old boy.

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Speaker 1: You might want to you have that meeting in the bathroom.

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Speaker 1: Maybe you guys gonna be in the fire in the hole,

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Speaker 1: fire in the whole coffee.

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Speaker 2: It's gonna be a long day for you, John, it's

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Speaker 2: gonna be I'm gonna find you. I'm gonna go to

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Speaker 2: that Starbucks. I'm gonna ask the barista who I know, Claire.

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Speaker 2: She's gonna tell me that she'll talk to her manager.

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Speaker 2: They're gonna get the feed. I'm gonna find your little

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Speaker 2: I'm not gonna be waiting for you. I'll be in

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Speaker 2: the corn of putty. You know you won't recognize me.

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Speaker 2: I'll wait for that John to be called out. That's

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Speaker 2: what I'm gonna find you.

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Speaker 1: Follow you.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna fit for putting laxatives in my coffee.

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Speaker 1: Oh hey there, Hey there, John H let's calm down

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Speaker 1: a little bit. Do you say putting laxatives in your coffee?

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Speaker 2: That's what she did, right, I'm gonna be in the

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Speaker 2: bathroom forever when I didn't even take your coffee.

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Speaker 1: Know what kind of psycho would put laxatives in coffee? John?

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Speaker 2: Then what the you calling about? Man?

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Speaker 1: Well, because you stole my coffee last time. Today, I

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Speaker 1: walked by your drink and I put ale extra sugar

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Speaker 1: in it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and now I'm really going to kill you now,

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Speaker 2: I'm really You've wasted what five minutes of my time

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Speaker 2: and you made me blood pressure spiking. Why the would

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Speaker 2: I be in the baskeroom all day talking.

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Speaker 1: About too much sugar always makes me pee a bunch?

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Speaker 1: So I just figured probably saying for you anyway, don't

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Speaker 1: mess with my coffee again, John h or I'll do

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Speaker 1: it again. Okay, Hey John, this is actually Double from

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Speaker 1: the Jubil Show doing a phone brank on you and

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Speaker 1: your wife set you up.

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Speaker 2: You're Jubil Jesus.

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Speaker 1: Okay, she said, right, you got your coffee mixed up

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Speaker 1: with someone else the other day and wanted to mess

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Speaker 1: with you.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I was convinced I was going to

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Speaker 2: be the bathroom ball day.

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Speaker 1: Wake up every morning with jubile phone Franks. We say

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Speaker 1: mornings on the twenties